>>538278562
don't call her that word!

>>538143683
like imagine if seed was throwing one of these while speaking? instantly viral and clippable cute little animation that would spread like wildfire on social media

>>537755298
DEMPSEY ROLLL

I'm here to save you. Hold still

>>718899141
Always believe in your uma.

>>718667921
wah wah! may you, your threads and the janny slaves suffer

>>513390999
get in the fucking catapult, we're storming the portal

>>718387897
based vodka bro, keep up the good work!

>>150274918
Wrestling doesn't exist. Just stand up.

mä (hopecel) vs elämä

>>513197668
>>513197668
>>513197668
>>513197668
Zelensky says: Never give up!

Friendly reminder than plebbitors are morally in the wrong and feeling attracted to the female body at its peak is the most natural instinct there is. Enjoy the rest of your lives thinking like cattle.

>>150213542
i only play uma musume sorry

Got my SECOND 2' blue spark!

>Make a CM Practice Room
>Someone immediately joins with a single uma

>>534830056
600892865910

also a 9* speed uma if anyone needs one

>>534058341
>Not grass wonder OP
One fucking job

HARU RACE
98761436

As a newfag should i just buy already established account and roll with it?

>>533935793
I literally just started playing a couple weeks ago, no shit I rerolled for Kitasan.

>>533936005
Fair enough, I just want new horses but I'm not super set on getting any except maybe Tachyon or Rudolph. I can wait.

>>533936460
But when is it a good time to try for a couple? I dropped 1500 on Curren chan and was very lucky so I expect my next roll is all R's.

>>533849187
>SEIUN SKY
No. What little I've seen of her in various careers, I don't like her.

>>533762434
still last place by a large margin.. guess you really need the turf/long at B to have a chance

CM Test Room, Bring 3
ID: 32283146
Maestro-lets, don't even try

>>533563236
>>533563663
>Post August
Uhm actually is July
>Post July
NOO IS AUGUST
just settle already on one

>>532767475
No you can't

>>716467312
Do you have FC for that Haru? I need to work on my dirts.

>>716385853
>Oguri
>unironically using her as Late
Enjoy the box, anon.
Late is the worst running type currently. It's the easiest to lose in unless you have maneuverability skills to mitigate the boxing in from other Late Surgers and the Pace Chasers in front of you.

>>280876332
>You have nothing to add to the thread
I don't care about being banned, nigger. Dead board, shit moderation that absolutely ruined this place. How do you ruin the most important board on 4chan? No otaku means this place has no reason to exist, and the shit moderation gleefully flooded this place with awful generals on shonenshit and now unsurprisingly its dead and all that's left are normalfags that openly hate Japan. I can confidently say that if /a/ was completely deleted right now, absolutely nothing of value would be lost, and that's really sad. Remember when people like grumpy jiisan used to come here? Not any more. Only shonen teens now. What's the point of 4chan if it's objectively worse than every single site for anime on the internet? You could put a screencap of /r/anime next to the catalogue here and guess what? This place would look like a shithole full of normalfags by comparison. Everything of value is absolutely gone.

>>532421462
Don't call me retard, you nigger. The skill description wording is extremely bad. Even Gametora's is ambiguous as hell.

>>716248345
NTA but why would you not play OpenTTD for that? Factorio lifted train mechanics straight out of it, if you isolated the train aspect of factorio and made it into a more complex game from that one factor you'd get openttd. For logistics and scheduling, and just transportation in general, it's superior. Factorio is, as the name suggests, attractive because of its industry building and upgrading.

>>532310389
>sensei

>>280798703
I won't fall for it again. Show me p0n0s in vag00 or didn't happen, Norio.

can haru urara beat me up?

>>532195201
iirc theres going to be a creek banner in a few weeks/months
just reroll for a mlb4 / 3 Kitasan account and save for that banner for basically what you have but better x1000

>>532032618
Yeah, I stole your image. Whatcha gonna do about it?

are jpfags still with us? Haven't seen one since Kitasan dropped

I don't like any of the present and future dirt horses except for urara

I came back for anniversary/lb6 summer and missed of all the events in the last year, were any of them memorable that deserve a YouTube watch or am I good?

>>531880568
>all censored from behind with random butt flaps
this is no different than chink slop

>DOGE
I'm technically on profit all the time BUT I want fuck you money out of my stack so I'm still hodling.

>>531828931
>teh evil pedos
you can't exactly act as if we're shadow boxing when BA's top guy was outed as a genuine pedo

>>212901390
ookko voittanu vielä haru ura ralla

Posted in GIOYC this morning but no one in that thread cares so I'm just moving it to its own thread.

>Lesbians ruined my life. I was diagnosed autistic very young and had so many fucking sped accommodations in school. I also had the misfortune of living in a VERY lesbian part of this country. Dykes ran my schools to their every whim. They abused me constantly under the excuse that I was basically retarded. (True for the most part, despite my IQ being tested at about 130.) I already had very little opportunity at the life to which I somehow believed I was entitled, and the fucking dykes did everything in their power to snatch what few threads remained right out from under my feet. As if that wasn't enough, I also had to sit back and watch, helpless, as they brainwashed everyone else at that school into drones of their agenda. This was back in the 00's, so the problem has only become worse and more widespread since.

>I hate dykes so fucking much it's unreal. I can't keep a job or function in the outside world because my justified hatred fills me with so much dread and rage. I can't see a therapist about it because they're all dykeoids (and because >American healthcare, but mostly because dykes). Every time I get interested in something that seems to bring me hope and comfort, dykes invade it and ruin it. They're incapable of making anything not all about themselves and their dykeshit. Even my many degenerate kinks can all trace back to lesbian induced childhood trauma. What little social opportunity I have (which is always online only) keeps getting smaller and smaller as I push people away over my uncontrollable rage at all things sapphic. There have been periods of time where I had vivid anxiety attacks about a totalitarian lesbian radfem dystopia every single day.

With Kitasan black and many leveled srs I don't feel like doing recreation anymore

>>531611249
Sent
When is this sexo horse coming out?

Sent an invite to the almonds club 904749108148

>>715677757
KWAB

>>531515117
Put me in the screen cap

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW

do you think people in history bred battle umas to go to war with?

>Kris x Noelle ship
>Twittettards call it Lesbian/Yuri
What the fuck?

how the FUCK do I win 30 races AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>531429407
what she'll do for lewding her. she's a forever virgin

Me punching a reroller face

>Start dropping SC since I can just rely on Gourmand
>The events for it just aren't showing up anymore on my runs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>715545174
>I know you just have dbz powerlevel number checks
You can beat the career mode on your first try. The whaling is relegated to pvp. The primary gacha aspect isn't even horse girls, you get all those for free eventually, it's support cards which you use to build a supporting team for your uma in career, which produces veteran horses for breeding and pvp. Each Uma has unique career goals and a VN, which can be enjoyed for free. For example, Haru Urara is a real race horse famous for having 113 losses and 0 victories, and her career is struggling through crappy dirt tracks to build up enough fans to run in the famous arima kinen, whereas a famous horse like Oguri Cap, the LeBron James of race horses, it's about bulldozing through every G1 humanly possible and becoming a godlike legend.

>>531316568
How strong is Kitasan Black
Who is the next card to save for

>>715496010
She's strong!

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW

>>715396907
I did try playing it. The game is optimally 2 and a half minutes long, with no variations in enemy spawn or behavior. It's no different than speedrunning donkey kong country and pressing Y at the correct intervals.

Is there a point to doing the extra races in career mode over training?

>>531101451
Today she got a new friend called mercury!

>>81816763
In true procrastinating fashion I've put it off for over a decade now and still keep making excuses to keep going

>literally the most famous Japanese racehorse
>reduced to a 1* starter horse
I get that she never won so it would make sense for her to be a 1* but it's still disrespectful

MY FINAL MIG

>>531021847
>No Haru
Japs ALWAYS have shit taste so I'm really not surprised.

>>715230495
>Deep Impact's owner doesn't like uma musume

I spent 2hrs today explaining how repo (the tool, I work in android bs, repo is used to set up associated git projects based on a manifest file) works today to a senior windows dev I need a drink and its not even 2

>>715176872
ouch didnt expect the cingray spoiler

>>212645057
En ikinä ymmärtäny tuota tismiä
näytekuvat hoitaa hommansa vittuako teet 3000x3000 kuvalla

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW

982934603950
LF club, I have Fine Motion now

I would like to join a club
597221245402

>>715097763
anime website thoughbeit

So when they add new horses are they all 3 star or do they add a mix of 1 2 and 3?

>this order will ship in 11 days
Onks kiinalaisilla taas jotakin helvetin lomia kesken kaiken vai

Sorry kitasan black but -60$ just for that RAPI skin

It was fun while it lasted but goodbye P5X hopefully the retarded japanese devs at sega learn something from this flop for their future games

>Grass Wonder steals first from my Daiwa in URA finals, preventing her from getting Top Star status
Ichiban denied by some fatass burgerhorse

Urara on the front page!

>>715029042
Wits determines your speed and positioning for the first 3/4ths of the race. If you can't build up a big enough lead as a front runner (which depends ONLY on wits), you will get overtaken by the later styles.

Basically it's just placebo. Urara is just easy in general.

How long until kitasan black?

Time and time again has shown that hype moments are the only thing that matters when it comes to delivering a story in animays and its adjacent media like gachas and visual novels
As long as you can make people get excited at the end they'll somehow forget that ten minutes ago they were hating the story for being too slow/boring/low stakes/tedious/whatever.
Nod-Krai will need to sprinkle in random cool cinematics for no real reason while ensuring each chapter ends on a cliffhanger

Could you guys please share your best uma reaction images?

I only have this punching urara in my folder

>>715000000
BAAED BASD BASEF BASSED BASE

>>714851864
BAggers feel robbed because Uma took their steam launch spotlight. Chinksona fans are bitter because their game is already dying despite launching on the same day as Uma.

>could have gone all in on speed but DaiSca's career somehow has Arima Kinen which had a stamina check
Fuck this stupid shit.

>had to install a mod to remove the 30fps cap
dunno why gacha fags are so against 60+ fps on their games

>>530268768
The average adult male will probably get folded in half by Haru Urara if she tried. Pretty sure there's a reason why it's so peaceful in their setting lmao

>>530094875
That is....odd, where you learned it?

>>530094907
RUDE!

>>530026560
>nobody wants to breed with urara
Don't spread lies on the internet!

Discipline is doing what you hate to do, but nonetheless doing it like you love it.

Heard some niggas were talking SHIT.

>>529740315
we're getting popular enough for mass shitposting apparently, people got pretty good at dropping bait after an hour or so yesterday so I'll hope that trend continues (even though some of these people reply to themselves ad-nauseum to try to keep attention anyways)