Thread 150212915

finlandia

The Dalliance has been obliterated

>>150212915 (OP)
Itty Bitty Driccy I'm afraid

Final predictions?

shit thread

GILF PAWGS

I'll be in Manhattan next week to judge the subway heems. any recommendations for things to do other than look for fights?

>>150212944
I predict it's gonna be a hell of a fight and whoever wins will get that belt

Clitus I fear

Dricus wins.
There is no way the guy who went life and death with THE Gilbert Burns is going to beat a 240lb-walking-around chad like Dricus.

Holy crap you're going to THE Manhatten? That's freaking epic bro, tell us all about it every single thread please!

Words around the heemstreets is that geof neal leaves a big distance around the black people he sees in public

>Fin: I'm sorry sweetheart. I've gotta go have unprotected sex with a crackhead prostitute
>Bong: Daddy, don't go. Please, daddy, no. Daddy...
Absolute cinema

The Manhattan project.

Poor poor Dirty Diapers Plessis....

>>150212966
will do. will post lots of pics too once I'm back xx

Tony Ferguson x Harvard x Jay Epstein

>>150212975
Khamzat by uppies

>>150212952
*gives you left ball* here walk it around the city so I can also experience the beautiful nuances and contrast of the beautiful city of Manhattan

OHHHH KHAMZAT GOT HIM WITH THE EXTENDO ARM!!

cinématographie

Aspinall's coach says Tom is fucking off from the UFC after his contract is up. 4 fights left. I think he and his dad are pissed about how they have been treated

https://streamable.com/3cqed1

>>150212980
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>150212995
Jon won.

>>150212995
4 fights at toms current activity level would be about 4 years

>>150212998
stop posting this every single thread of every single day you autistic freak. aren't you ever embarrassed by your own clinically autistic behavior? fucking loser man

heemember. size is a part of the g-ACK

>>150213008
You got revved I'm afraid :(

>>150213011
tanked that shit i fear

>>150213016
you "people" think being annoyed by retarded behavior is "losing." this is because you never leave your bedrooms and have no idea what would happen to you in the real world if you think pointing out someone being a fucking retarded clown is "revved." if you dipshits acted like this irl you'd actually get beaten to death, which is why you contain your autism to an anonymous anime image board. you know how gay and lame you are

>>150213011
Me to people who say size isn't a part of the game

>>150213008
Nigger you've been blogging and begging people here to blow your back out in New York

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

He's fucking pissed!

bruh

Say "Glory to Israel" right now

>>150213035
the fuck are you talking about you permavirgin schizo. way to break blue board rules btw
>>150213041
you're a coward who won't show his true face in public because he knows he'd get killed. you're a small man and will die small

Kody Steele

We should put away our differences and hope its a good fight, no matter who wins :)

>>150213051
You literally begged to meet up with Mexicope in Mexico to "have fun" with him

>>150212995
Makes sense. There’s literally no one interesting for him to fight and he can have a meme boxing match with Daniel Dubois for 40 million

I don't like this "massive butthurt faggot who's going to new york" character tbqh bros the gimmick feels played out already

>>150213061
you're here so much that you're assigning personalities and lore to anonymous posters. you are a massive fucking loser and I hope you get told that every day by your family and strangers because you deserve to feel terrible about yourself. your behavior is abominable. imagine being a big enough waste of oxygen to actually build out anonymous characters

>>150213008
>man
Miss K-1 uses she/they pronouns

he follows them, we dont.

heeminder: Guilty feet have got no mewment

shitmaev already story lost to prime or even a prepared unc usman
therefore ddp who would heem any usman will win

>>150213041
Dirty diaper panties drew uses was/raped pronouns

>>150213073
Dont focus on the losers
Focus on winning

>>150213088
lip won so hard its unreal

>>150213051
wow bro you're crazy, I bet you'd attack me on sight

>>150213088
I don’t remember Usdaddy looking like this after fighting Strickgape

>>150213094
good point Blaga but picrel might be the biggest loser in history
>>150213099
I'd never notice you because people like you are meek bitches irl who use 4chan as an emotional outlet because they have no way of affecting the real world because you have no talent, skill, agency, etc.

>>150213104
Strickbeast is the lineal middleweight champion

joe pyfer is an exoskeleton being piloted by 10 billion ants
BE JOE PYFER

>>150213088
Prime Usman would absolutely molest du piggy

Aaron "Kody Handz Of Steele Geoff Neal" Pico

>>150213108
Turn your monitor on playa!

>>150213073
Stop begging people to fuck your ass on vacation while crying about having no friends to talk MMA with dude

i do heemever remember kumzlut getting dropped by doodyirno burns

>>150213125
faggots talk about gay shit. you are a faggot

>>150213116
Strickgaped’s dead daddy dickdowns prevented him from tanking and tugging on his Usdaddy’s BBC I’m afraid

Just saying if any of you ever find your way to funland i would buy you a drink

Mr. Geoff Neal Magny finna serve up this prates nigga a plate of whoop ass

Geof neal was listening to gay nigger rap in spotify but accidentally clicked on a metal song and gained self awareness.
Crazy

>>150213008
Do you even know what it means? It sounds quite dumb. I don't know how the autistic here seems to always be in sync. I'm lost most of the time

i'm 25 therefore too old to travel anywhere
it's over

>>150213135
I believe you have a point there actually

>>150213150
Geoff Neal do be shaking that thang tho
Make sure to not go to texas roadhouse after 10PM that bitch turns into a strip club after hours

>>150213151

NTA but I think it has to do with following K1 instead of MMA.

>>150213134
You're the one begging for 4chan incels to bust all over you in Manhattan buddy

a real peach amongst peaches on the jre today

>>150213151
of course he knows what it means, he's here all day everyday

they were friends

Alright show of hands who all is revved right now?

>>150213138
We don't want to drink ya dead mommy's maggoty moldy minge juice.

Geof neal thinked twice before joining the jaxxon podcast

>>150213165
you're a fucking loser drawing gay shit about something idk about. no more (You)s retard

>>150213179
Wanna try that again in English boss

>>150213179
im revved as fuck i got a text that said they dont have switch 2 on stock actually and have to wait

>>150213179
right here playa

>>150213179
im revved at THEM

They just dumped casey kenney in shark infested waters

>>150213175
kumzissy boyed before the weigh-ins kwaaaaaab

Couldn't be me, I'm chilling my life rocks and I love myself homie.

...yeah I'm revved.

>>150213186
>thats not me!!!
KEK
Little gayboy is turning red

how come we, as an MMA general, never discuss the glorious art of Japanese tongue wrestling?

>>150213190
Seems like you're the only one struggling to read that sentence playa!

>>150213209
post some clips homie

>>150213198
casey kenney is encased in the world's largest diamond there's no way the sharks can get to him

>>150213209
everytime i post rin nakai i get a 3 day

Clozaraped's dead mommy's maggoty minge or Xadame's steatorrheaussy, which is moldier at this point?

>>150213193
Eternal shame to those creatures with no dick and bawls bradda yeah we only love dick and bawls here

>>150213216
props for knowing who Rin Nakai is
>>150213212
that would be a copyright infringement. I thought Fins were law-abiding citizens?

>>150212995
KWAB

>>150213228
Manhattan gayboy is hitting on Finland now

>>150213228
looking is not a crime man

Geof neal does a small sigh whenever he sees another blackie in the bar

>>150213219
Disgusting inbred freak belongs in a woodchipper.

>>150213006
How is that on Tom? He defended the interim belt multiple times before Jon started the duck dance.

>>150213228
Dont give him porps for that

>>150213236
many are saying this

>>150213237
I dunno bro

>>150213236
Turn your monitor on

>>150213236
Don't sign your posts with a full pair of dead daddy loaded DDP (dirty diaper panties).

Tom was stripped of the belt the moment Jon and Stipe touched gloves

i have a funny joke but don't know how to format it :(

>>150213244
Why does dump Feces look so justed?

>>150213250
You actually believed this would happen

>>150213163
Ah I see, that's pretty lame then. I don't know why I thought it would be something funny

>>150213259
knock knock

why the fuck did it take so long for them to strip jones
the timeline:
>jones fights stipe
>dana asks jones to fight tom
>jones says he needs 30 mil for it
>dana asks the saudis for 30 mil and gets it
>jones rejects the offer 2 days later
how would this take longer than a month

I look kinda like a gay fat Americanized version of Dricus.

>>150213232
>>150213212
Check out CAWD 519. It is one of my favorite numbered events.

walk into the club like what up im brandon schaub

>>150213271
fuck you man ain't falling for that

Dricus by some corny ass joke everyones heard a million times

WE WONT FOLLOW THEM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Zxhu3okOg

I look like this

I look like a gay fat American.

I look like Shara Bullet with AIDS

Dricus by self immolation

how would he do in the UFC?

dricus via a bang and a thud

>>150213219
now imagine if there was a female fighter with nappy hair and a slightly offset eye and weird look.

SURELY this thread (and myself) wouldnt simp for her every time SHE fights...

SURELY no women find that FREAK man attractive....

>>150213300
Hey buddy can you please not post photos of me here?

>>150213307
i would marry this woman

>>150213317
Gay webm don't post it again or I'll filter it

>>150213294
That suit looks cheap as fuck, is he on his way to Court? Proper ironing board cover fabric that is

Im having diarrhea right now and it smells like how it smells when you have the flu. It's making me feel pretty nervous tbqh

>>150213321
You're brown coded

>>150213322
its the dyed hair and beard for me

>>150213337
me too

>>150213342
Uhh you are chinese

>>150213340
Kek I don't know why he went with jet black. Looks very unnatural.
What's he up to these days? Messed up for Fedor to turn his back on him

*runs mma*
*owns pigru bacon bussy*

>mma examiner
Gayest fucking thing I've heard all week.

>>150213359
think he got sober but still has hepititus and converted to muslim in checnya under that gnomes command

Its up
https://youtu.be/C1-bWf1fFKg?si=H_Dr-Zun46n4Xo7-

I only steal opinions from Conor ruebusch of heavy hands and the vivisection with Zane Simon

>>150213367
headphones on

>>150213384
kek

>>150213382
ARMPIGGY!

>>150213392
Good GOD nigga!

Anthony Hernandez: Dricus is a BIG motherfucker! Dricus to KO Khamzat in round 1!

dricus du plessis is lurking here right now. tell him how to beat khamzat.

I know he looks and sounds like a weasel but he's a real one

Diddy P finna freakoff on dat wyboi khamzat. He ain't fucking wit an African nigga.

>>150213404
Is that the guy who got raped and gaped by Kevin Holland?

>>150213411
Thousands of Africans have been getting behind Dricus every day. And they're getting behind him very hard.

>>150213407
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B785gQy-2FU

All of the black UFC fighters with the exception of Curtis Blaydes have picked Dricus

>>150213421
So Dricus is basically Muhammad Ali?

>>150213432
He's basically a faggot yes

>>150213375
Who cares if he still has the sexy disease, he must be 50 now, doesn't matter. Can't believe he's Muslim Kekerinooo, he seems super White and Russian, the type of guy who would be hardcore racist. Sometimes the world doesn't make sense. If Fedor secretly disowned him for that I wouldn't even mind

All of the black UFC fighters with the exception of Curtis Blaydes have dicked Pigus

>>150213445
@Grok can you fact check this statement?

>>150213429
Who did Colby pick?

bj penn taught dricus drunken master style

>>150213407
Remember who you are

would you rather be born with no legs or brazilian

You gotta be YOU tony!

Dricus, I'm sorry man it's over. Just make sure you tap quick, you saw what he did to Pisstaker.

>>150213479
No legs or extra sugar in the tank ? You know what I'm picking playa

>>150213506
Yep, no legs for me too playa

>>150213479
i feel like without legs i would still have a chance in life

bf6 tomorrow chads

Pulled a little money out of Atlas Earth to buy the PPV this Saturday.

>>150213542
this is a cs general

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. Angel Youngs is the modern era GOAT

>>150213542
been saving my Adderall script for the weekend

>>150213542
this is a WoW general

>>150213479
Chama

>>150213542
we play homm3 here

>>150213542
this is a War of the Monsters general

>>150213581
Holy fucking shit BASED I love Heros of Might and Magic 3

>>150213542
We only play insurgency here

>>150213581
>>150213583
based
>>150213592
>>150213571
>>150213553
debased

I plan on playing KCD 1&2 soon. I played CP2077, BG3, ME Trilogy and E33 over the last year. They were all very based.

Carlos Prates 2077

>>150213581
im homm2 nibba

>>150213382
This.

pico's grandfather owned catalina island and gambled it away

Finland you suck, and don't tell me you don't, because trust me you do

>>150213662
thats based

Here man take a hit of this 100% pure live rosin THC concentrate shatter.

Good, good...you ever think about like how you're just a brain controlling a flesh suit and you and everybody you know is gonna die some day? You ever think about that?

rimworld rn brets

Bret ass nigga

They say Dricus has never fought someone like Khamzat
Khamzat has never fought anyone like Derek Brunson

yeah DDP's getting dumped on his head if Chimaev can casually throw around fucking Cormier

https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1mpbx5s/daniel_cormier_wrestling_with_khamzat_chimaev/

>>150213542
i only play uma musume sorry

arman was born in georgia

Dricbros... I think it's legitimately over...

https://x.com/AdamZubayraev/status/1955681954176905222

>>150213735
guy's a fucking dirtbag man

>>150213768
khamzat threw his back out doing this

THE co main mystery nigga?

Khamzat has just pulled out with an undisclosed back injury.

khamzat died
RIP

I killed Khamzat with my penis. Sorry

We like to shoot on Wednesdays

>>150213768
DDP sent DC to injure Khamzat and the retarded brazza fell for his trap.
Art of war.

it's time to see how dricus handles the cannonier puzzle

>>150213789
Mystery Nigga Revealed Niggas

>>150213815
kek

>>150213768
DDP's diapers are dirty and FULL

Aaron Pico is shrouded in mystery

Gourmet Chenchen

Yeah my whole driveway is fucking flooded playa!

is Chimaev a top 3 MW all time if he heems Diddy P easy?

>gets free title shot after Hamzat kills DDPussy
>kills Khamzat
We won

Dirty diaper panties: full

Bacon bussy: sizzling

Pork: pulled

>>150213895
oops wrong pic

aaron pico

>>150213903
Who?

Little midget is getting killed

>>150213895
OUR hair transplant failed

should skip the prelims for the upcming card? i never used to before but i dont think i can take the boredom anymore

>>150213915
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150213922
Yes. POOfc is a joke now.

>>150213922
You should skip the whole thing you cazzie faggot!

>>150213922
They're very good
Whole card is a solid 8
So no

>>150213937
>>150213939
when i first got into ufc i only tuned in halfway thru the main card to watch the last 3 fights, then i started watching the prelims as i got more into sports betting
now idk ufc isnt even fun anymore

>>150213922
>>150213937
you a dumbass, playa!

mfw im about to miss weight

remember when we used to call any fighter that was good a UFC project? whateva happened there?

>>150213982
Huh?

>>150213957
He'll drop a few bricks of daddy loads into Du Piglet's Bantu braised bacon boer bussy.

What do you think pvz smells and tastes like?

>>150213998
ZAMN! what a schaubcutter

>>150213998
bags of sand

>>150213922
Personally, I'll play a video game with the card on another screen up until the main card.

>>150214022
Holy cringe
Can't wait until Khamzat pushes his whole face inwards

Dricus and his mom look for internet trolls that talk about him so please stop talking about him sucking black cock or getting raped

>>150213998
I've seen her butthole more than I have seen my own butthole

I thought this fight was 50/50 until this week. After DDP got shook by Khamzat's size and DC got shook by Khamzat's strength, I'm thinking it's gonna be Khamzat by RNC in r1 80 out of 100 times.

DDP by whatever the fuck he wants. FACTS.

Toby trying to strike a cord and it's probably a-minor

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNTEH

DDP sisters......

clitty gon be leaky

>>150213708
He would say this lmao
I love joe

he's not watching the chase hooper fight

14-1 Saterday nite

SOON

>>150214177
But enough about the age range of your dates

>>150214130
omg

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

who will headline the last pay per view ufc event?

>>150214130
RIP Du Piggy

>>150214130
i think that's an ai video

>>150214226
bogdan grad

>>150214234
No that actually happened. Watch the heembedded.

DRICUS JUST PULLED OUT

My skin is brown

>>150214160
damn didnt see the after pics of spa day

>>150214234
You got me
Here's the real version but it's a lot more brutal....

>>150214459
Oooohh heeeem

>>150214459
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

Qanonnier bros...

Wheres that faggot?

>>150214500
Turn off your monitor

>>150214495
ai is really running everything to shit isn't it
eventually one of these small bits of misinformation will lead to an actual y2k bug

You're all a buncha bitches

>>150214459
dricus esque punch

>>150214500
I'm right here Jon

dricus has literally only been doing media shit on heembedded while khamzat has literally only been training

Remember that guy who used to spam monkey want banana

>>150214043
I have seen a shit ton of gay stuff posted here but this is undoubtedly the gayest

>>150214543
he only did it to one guy but i haven't seen the guy's posts in a while

>>150214510
Uhhh you're supposed to support everything AI or else your a luddite liberal ok

heeminder that khamzat wet life and death with a lightweight

>>150214500
Whatup? What lé fuck up?

>>150214543
yeah haha i stole his gimmick and use it on other threads

>>150214538
Khamzat training non stop is the reason he always used to get sick and injured

>>150214592
Piggy want a pickle?

>>150213542
im stoked, im hoping vehicles get a slight buff and server stability is better

>>150214538
meds

>>150214611
ok to be fair i just got to that part of the latest 'bedded

>>150214604
I thought it was his HIV AIDS?

>>150214611
Some beastly slow motion spin kicks there

>>150214635
The training made it worse

what are the odds dricus just big bros khamzat in there right off the jump? that would be funny as fuck after all this khamzat glazing.

>>150214639
you will feel real silly when khamzat goes down like stipe

>>150214666
100% that's what's going to happen

just checked the crystal ball... dricus heems.

i've seen way more people calling khamzat shit this week instead of people calling dricus shit

i dont really like chechens

>>150214637
I wonder what happens in the next 5 seconds

chechens are no match for a zulu

Vasti Spiller pussy status after seeing Zatdaddy mogg Du Piggy?

Paki want a papaya?

Pico has otherworldly power look at this shit he's heeming niggas dead with his forearm.

>>150214687
whos your least favourite chechen? mines gotta be the one who beheaded that french teacher, he seems mean

>>150214637
If Volk had stood his ground and launched a counter right Ilia would have gone down here...

i don't think dricus big bros him but i think it'll be clear quickly that khamzat isn't big bro'ing dricus either

>>150214677
>>150214666
There’s zero chance that Dricus wins round one, he was getting thrown around by Brunson early

Erm why was no knees usmeng able to take zatdaddy to decision?

Marty is a fucking MARAUDER

>>150214705
Beastly knock out of THE Daniel Carey. Definitely not a dive

theyre gonna extract volkanovski's brain and upload his consciousness to grok's database

Why do japs have 0 english? Do they still seethe about getting nuked or what?

>>150214705
That's just how weak Smellator fighters are, not how powerful Pico is

>>150214719
blonde brunson was once one of the most powerful rasslers in the multiverse

>>150214768
Murphy has never heemed another man. Not even on the regionals

>>150214705
Murphy ain't gonna let that goblin get close to him "I cant let you get close" playa !

jon jones had aaron pico inside him

A fighter who throws more punches is a safer fighter
A fighter who stands his ground is a more defensively sound fighter
The less punches you throw, the more open you are to counters and the less control of the fight you have
The more you back up, the less defensive options you have and the less potent your counters are
This is intermediate level boxing knowledge

would you give up your brain to grok's database for a billion dollers

>>150214799
Is that the reason he had Picograms in his blood?

heeminder that dricus once pulled gaurd on a man and bloew out both of the dude's knees. khamzat very be very careful about trying to take dricus down.

>>150214802
this isn't /box/

>>150214805
Imagine hand feeding him while stroking his fur

>>150214794
He KOed Mr. Finland

>>150214805
EVERYBODY I THROW POO AT EVERYBODY KILL EVERYBODY I'M THE CHAMP I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AHHH

Remember that time Khamzat won a fight on 9/11 and then screamed Allahu Akbar at the top of his lungs

khamzat says the belly kick heem guy is being added to the card

>>150214850
after getting dominated in the first round

>>150214844
chimpeav is the type of creature you don't hand feed

khamzat is gonna throw a high kick and them immediately shoot a takedown
but dricus will catch him and do a head and arm throw so that khamzat spins around and takes his back

Hope Aspinal enjoys that paper belt while he can, if Jones decides to return it's all over for Tommy boy I'm afraid.

>*crunch*
>*crack*
>*snap*
argh

the card has been saved
https://x.com/SpinninBackfist/status/1955710780050907176

>>150214956
Guy had an abscess in his jaw his teeth weren't even in

>>150214705
What kind of bullshit is this?

>>150214979
Who the fuck is that guy

I'm just back and forth between work and home all week like a loser.

>>150214981
Wasn't a problem until he was locked in a cage with the Wolf

Oh boy THE contender series bum???

>>150214543
That was quite funny, there have been so many characters over the years. Somehow the anon everyone is most obsessed with is me. One day I'll fade away. It will be beautifully peaceful and poetic

Where's the guy who wanted to talk MMA? Whenever you get out in the spot you just don't know what to say, anyone else get like that?

>>150215047
belly knockout artist

>>150214979
Sangdaddy!

ngl bros this hit me in the feels...

https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1mp8c02/topuria_creating_revenge_arcs_right_and_left/

>It's another "let's pretend Bellator has good fighters and acted surprised when the UFC's new Bellator acquisition gets outclassed by a bum" episode
So sick of this shit start importing more talent from ONE and Rizin.

Crapzin did an event with Bellator and lost every fight

>>150215219
Chimaev would happily throw faggots like you off rooftops.

Dricus would too in all likelihood.

>>150215244
You're upset over something you have no control over. Also, ONE and Rizin have even worse MMA talent pools than PFEllator.

>>150215244
i think Pico had a good performance this weekend

The Holloway clan is Blessed. :)

>>150215263
>Also, ONE and Rizin have even worse MMA talent pools than PFEllator.
Demonstrably untrue since the only fighters from other promotions who have had success in the UFC are from Rizin and ONE

>>150215262
Du Piggy watches Bantu dick daddies pull bacon boer pork before throwing them off roofs I'm afraid.

>>150215244
Why do you guys have such a weird hateboner for Bellator fighters? MVP is basically unbeaten in the UFC

>>150215283
Alvarez won a championship. Chandler has been a top-level mainstay. Pitbull just cruised past a longtime quality journeyman in Ige. Chidi Njokuani has become a really fun action fighter at 70/85. They've had stinkers, too, like Will Brooks or Curtis Millender, but considering no one from Bellator has ever come over in their prime, the results are relatively impressive.

RIZIN has obviously sent over some great fighters like Jiri, Kape, and Kai. The issue is that their actual talent pool is disgustingly shallow. They still trot out 50 year old vets from PRIDE to round out their cards, and these vets end up crushing young prospects who aren't very good. We also say guys like Musayev come over and be far from competitive with prospects (e.g., Orolbai).

Arjun Bhullar went from UFC unranked heavyweight to champion in ONE FC. RDR has looked okay since coming over, but he's had good timing on his matchups and went life and death with GM3.

I know you don't follow the sport all that much, but it's a laughable statement to compare the depth of ONE and RIZIN to PFEllator.

>>150215156
Definitely a real knockout and not a dive to create an artificial storyline to draw in fans when a muslim wins two in one week on the same card as Khamzat

>>150215324
Because they watch absolute garbage like ONE and crapzin therefore need to convince themselves that these meme promotions are somehow better

fuck em

>>150215279
Max proofread your shit bappa

>>150214448
>goes to the spa
>trims beard and eyebrows
>wears shorts and pink-tinted sunglasses
by caucasian standards Khamzat is EXTREMELY openminded. In dagestan or chechnya just wearing shorts in public is seen as borderline homosexual

>>150215331
Not reading your post. Bellator/PFL is objectively less successful in the UFC than Rizin and ONE and anything else is cope.

>>150215262
This is a pozzdaddy friendly subreddit chudcel

>>150215382
You keep on believing that, anon. It doesn't change reality, though. Try not to focus so much on internet victories.

>>150215374
how do you say 'zesty' in chechen

how are muslims gonna react when DricGOD just bully trips khamzat to the ground like he did Reddit Rob?

I wont.

>>150215432
Trips don't work on elite freestyle wrestlers.

Dricus via pulling bussy guard

I think people forgot the real DDP after those Strickland snoozers. Khamzat's style will bring out the vintage toonforce DDP and we will get a slobberknocker for the ages.

What in the googly-fucking-moogly is all of that shit right there "playa"!??

dricus vs khamzat is essentially dricus vs brunson 2.

gilbert burns(a former lightweight) and kamaru usman(a former welterweight with blown out knees) laid the framework to beat chimaev. you simply have to "not quit" and that's it kek

>>150215493
This is you in about a year

>>150215331
Alvarez fought 10 years ago when the talent level was overall lower and then immediately lost his belt.
Chandler is the first person in several years to drop a round to Tony and has an abysmal record in the UFC.
Pitbull got outclassed by THE Yair.
How fun a fighter is is irrelevant in this discussion since this discussion is about the success each promotion has had in the UFC. Outside of Eddie, which I already dismissed, ONE and Rizin have had the most success (and as a bonus, one of ONE's guys beat DJ). It's just a fact that they've had more success in the UFC and this indicates that they have more skilled athletes. People just overrate Bellator/PFL because it's the B-tier "serious" promotion that tries to actively compete with the UFC. It's smoke and mirrors and their talent level is atrocious. ONE suffers from having practically no MMA fighters but the ones they have are better than the fighters in Bellator and PFL.

make AI video of Dricus become bigger and bigger Khamzat tiny scared urine puddle piss pee

>>150215558
Du piggles never learned that technique, tragically

>>150215587
>make AI video of Dricus become bigger and bigger Khamzat tiny sc-AAAAAAAAACK
Quiet piggy

they are guilty

>>150213175
dricels the alternate angle is just as bad...

>>150215569
Bellator has had one fighter cross over and become a champion while outside of his prime. Pico is the first fighter in his prime or even before his prime who is coming over.
ONE has had no champions. RDR struggled with GM3 and a shopworn Whittaker.
RIZIN has had one champion in Jiri. Kape is also very good, as are Kai and Horiguchi, but none of them are looking at a belt anytime soon.
If you watch RIZIN at all, you'll see that their roster depth is embarrassingly shallow. The only guy fighting for them at this time who could make a deep run is Shaydullaev--I hope we see him soon.
Yair is a top FW contender regardless of your meme language and Pitbull was unusually frozen; same with Mix/Bautista.
You're looking at Bellator through an emotional lens. It is perplexing because ultimately it doesn't matter where a fighter comes from as long as they add depth to the UFC so fans get the best matchups. PFEllator contributes much more heavily to this than any other promotion due to the size of their roster. Seeing guys like Usman Nurmagomedov, Hughes, Shamil Musaev, Dakota Ditcheva, Vadim Nemkov come over would instantly add depth to all corresponding divisions.
No one is saying Pico is going to come in and be a champion. However, he will beat Leon Murphy and, at the very least, be a ranked mainstay for years to come.

>>150215474
strickland could easily be the only one capable of that level of timid bullshit. the finish train should be back on the rails now.

>>150215569
What success have ONE fighters had? Some can who had to rob Reddit rob’s corpse?

>>150215624
Piggy Poolo Costurd did this doo in.

>>150215374
khamzat is westernized af from his time in sweden

What did they do to Khamzat in the UAE? Dude went from KILL EVERYBODY to acting like a buddhist monk in his interviews...

>>150215636
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

The only decent Bellator we got was Volkov.

>>150215561
I am currently losing weight playa!

>>150215657
the inch height advantage will be almost impossible to overcome i fear

I'm really regretting that Khamzat was revealed as seven feet tall it's throwing the mma world into an uproar

...and they were roommates!

You can run piggy but you can't hide

>>150215669
>Pico is the first fighter in his prime or even before his prime who is coming over.
Don't even try and pretend Mix wasn't touted as "in his prime" before he came over and got schooled by Bumtista.
The problem is, depth isn't created if the fighters suck. Pitbull has added zero depth. Mix has added zero depth. Chandler actually added negative depth to the division and is just a waste of space.
Furthermore, calling Whittaker shopworn is ridiculous but I'm not even going to bother with that argument. Will be interested to see what you say when Murphy comfortably decisions Pico.

OINK OINK OINKEROOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150215707
But enough about the 5lb dookie you dropped in ya DDPs

>>150215689
He had a family more than anything but the UAE is very obsessed with the PR of being Western friendly and a high-end Muslim society. Khamzat pledged allegiance to ISIS at one point allegedly

>>150215781
lol I love how Khamzat gets so excited to fuck the pig he runs like he's about to crowd surf at a Korn concert

>>150215783
Dirty Diaper Tyla ain't be droppin' solid stools I'm afraid.

>>150215781
>du piglet was real all along

dricus fight style be ai generated

>>150215761
That's a fair point, Mix is in his prime. He lost to Bautista in a fairly tepid match. We will see how he does next time out. UFC jitters are a real thing.
Pitbull beat a quality journeyman who has held back many fighters. He's objectively added depth.
Chandler has provided excellent fighters against contenders.
I think you have a unique definition of "depth" that is warped by bias.
Whittaker is certainly not the same guy who went to war with Yoel in the rematch. My man's teeth are falling out and he's eating energy sapping knees from a lumbering BJJ player like RDR, who got melted in ONE by a 40-year-old Malykhin.
>Will be interested to see what you say when Murphy comfortably decisions Pico.
I'll admit I was wrong and move on with my life while continuing to cheer for Pico. I'll be very surprised if it goes this way, though.

>>150215815
5 pints of steatorrhea sadly

ominous

>>150215875
awoooooo xD

>>150215875
Everyone was talking shit on his physique but this is the best he’s ever looked

>>150215899
Rob fight comparison

id use a chainsaw personally

@grok generate an image of dricus du plessis standing in a field of wheat. Dricus is nude with his back towards the viewer while glancing over his shoulder

>>150215944
he's fully dialed in

chills...

>>150215960
what mental illness do you have

THEY ONLY CORRODE

So they call him aaron pedo huh why do they call him that

>>150215899
Bald zatdaddy is back
Dricus is fucked

>>150216016
when he touches you, you go stiff

hair khamzat is the one with hype

darren till on basedwani show in a couple minutes

>>150216058
No it's not
Hair kumquat took usman to a decision and was nearly heemed by burns
Bald zatgod said i keel everybady

>>150215952
For your bottom surgery?

>>150216070
my two most hated ethnic groups in one room

>>150216070
Im at work niqqa you think I got time to watch that? Im so inportant here I cant just watch tv, the washrooms would be an mess

you guys ever wonder if there's more to life than heems?...

When another man is suffering we build them up we do not continue to tear them down.

the only reason people think dricus can't even last a round is because hair khamzat broke rob's tooth

Stop sub(you)ing me you faggot i don't even wanna talk to you anymore

Giovanni Georgio Pico

why is the wolf eating the ufc logo

OH DEAR OH DEAR PADDY POOP POOP

Ohh look at me dude i don't reply to your posts even though i'm talking to you
You die alone

hair dricus... now that's a fucking fighter

Who revved this faggot eh spams?

hes on boys and goys

>>150213768
He was spinning DC around like Mario about to throw bowser

>>150216188
NO.

based Cormier being sent like a fat hitman to take out Khamshart before Saturday

Did you guys see Jared Cannonier's media day interview today? He's finally going full schizo

Dricus could probably pick up DC the same way though right?

Word on the cords is DC had a strain of a strain of influenza he planted on ratlip knowing his shitty immune system

Khamzat is inmuno-compromised, the Chimaev bubble has failed

whoever can toss daniel cormier the farthest into the chicago river wins

>>150216244
whats the sparknotes b

Khamzat is inmewno-cawlmpromised bubba!

>>150216244
always has been

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>150216357
You really will look like that in a couple years

>>150216357
Dagcord is this true?

>>150216244
His name is Jacob Kilburn

i wont pay

The Chechen swedish Saudi

>>150213571
*heems you*

>>150216555
why didn't you post the Chimaev breakdown? biased much?

>>150216555
my mma professor

>>150216397
I already do look like that playa!

>>150214705
Bas Ruten used to teach people to heem with the forearm

the guy from Chimaev's camp who got the nasty KO yesterday got a fight for this weekend. 2 fights in 4 days is based

dricus has confirmed that he'll be winning the fight

>>150216807
no doubt he'll pull out by friday

>>150216807
Bussygur Sissylaev

>>150216828
>>150216829
My dear anons, please unlearn your instincts to spin everything negatively and think homosexually. It is not virtuous.

>>150216850
i had a dream where you were giving me that jeff molina

>>150216807
good goy

>>150216807
yeah follow them little slut

We are juiced to the gills for this one

>>150216913
I'm growing more confident in Chimmy by the day.

>>150216850
But muslims are gay its they culture

Alright I'm back what have I missed

apparently this is the super prospect from Chimaev's camp. 5-0 between ammy and pro, all finishes. STORMBORN goes hard as a nickname

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/396777-said-magomed-esembaev

>>150216956
Esemdaddy

>>150216956
Stormborn my balls across your forehead

>>150216807
that fight sucked got pushed to fence for three minutes before landing a fluke half speed kick to some pussy's ascended nuts

Thawing out some freshly frozen food right now y'all want some?

In order to receive your ration or grey slop you MUST be a cog in the machine.

>>150217030
You need to lay off the food miss Armpiggy

>>150217030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQKidnFsTUg

>>150216956
>Said Magomed
>SM
>Esembaev
>Esem

BUT HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T BEAT YOUR MEAT?

What the fuck were they trying to get acros with that poster?

>>150217082
the woman is the majordomo

Can you imagine the larry fink approved adverts theyre going to force onto us inbetween rounds on paramount

new
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>>150217082
Traditional, culture, soul. Something you corrupt moshe.

Stop corrupting my traditional femdom

recycle

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>>150217102
a thread already exists. finish that one first

>>150212928

>>150217149
Anon, that thread was made by a slow loser from the last thread. It's destined to be shit.

>>150214543
It was some guy replying to himself every time.

>>150214543
it was a neet bong. he's still here. now he says we will now follow them and spams k1. he won't leave until his internet access is restricted and/or he dies

>>150217166
no heemers left behind. do your duty.

>>150217186
that wasnt me

500

>>150217217
The ultimate heem event

>>150217217
>501
oof, cringe

Dricus is going to rape, gape, and bake Khamzat

>>150212939
Would fill her up 24 hours a day, but would not father her shitskin offspring.

>>150213050
A couple days ago my uncle was trying to tell me about how in Kung-Fu they have punches that they hit you with and you don't feel it til a couple days later then you just die. Can you teach me that technique? But with your mouth?

>>150213104
>my face after WeiLi uncontrollably orgasms with my tongue between her gong-fu thighs

>>150213326
>points to ground
>tries to escape and grapple
What an absolute FAGGOT manlet.

>>150217102
Nobody asked.