Thread 531381674

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>Game News
Current Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
Tachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
Main Story Part 2 Finale will be released on 7/22
[YouTube] ゲーム【ウマ娘 プリティーダービー】メインストーリー第2部 後編「種を貴方に、希望は巡る」PV (embed)
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guide
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>EN Schedule
Current Rate Up: Biwa Hayahide (3*), Mejiro Palmer (SSR)
7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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TEIO COFFEE

>>531381674 (OP)
How do you beat front running Suzuka in PVP?

>>531381674 (OP)
reminder if (you) dont have a minimum of 30k your account is bricked and you might ass well uninstall

GETTING THERE!

Now we can have a good thread

*mogs you*

This is now a Teio bully free zone

>>531381880
I WILL be saving 30k to roll on curren-chan. I need a sprinter badly, its not because she's cute.

Mambo

>>531381880
hopefully last thread's homosexuals get filtered

What if Rudolf, but front?

mambo

>Some people out there are still struggling to finish career mode
God people are so bad. It's comical.

>>531381880
I heard Curry chan has a more comfy career than Bakushin and she's the cutest Uma.
You guys are pulling right?

sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt

>creates training AI of the three goddeses
For what purpose

>>531381880
Provided people ignore bait and shitposters.

>>531381949
I'll bully her anus with my cock.

I have hired this horse to give you AIDS.

Tachyon is just Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.

Looking for top 100 club! :)
wcpc

218749305083

>>531381949
her sister is much hotter

>>531382007
Matikane Tannhauser

>>531382105
>Modern 4chan
>Ignore bait and shit posts
>Ever
lmao

Draw!

People keep talking about Kitasan but nobody ever mentions Dia's card.

>>531382191
post your fan count

>>531382164
>dominator
>disorient
>trick (rear)
>straight descent
>shake it out
...what did she mean by this?

>>531382191
>he thinks he has a choice

>>531382270
Cause it's a shittier super creek

>>531382270
I've been trapped in the Satono family dungeon for 13 years

>>531382037
Now post Rice Shower clear without renting from discord whales

I can beat one out of every 3 URAs by now...arima ken still screws me over sometimes...

Daiwa, gentildonna, gold ship are the three most beautiful umamusumes, prove me wrong

>>531382257
The way it wiggles...

Is the URA Finale spark necessary to create good parents?

>>531382338
I'm a creeklet so I'll take it
I can use her as the budget option when I have to start picking mlb kitas from my follow list

>summer
>3 rainbows on speed
>4% fail chance
>fails
matikanefukukitaru is fucking cursed.

>>531382257
It used to happen. Too many retards and third worlders got internet access.

>>531382461
Nyes

>>531382461
It's not required but it's literally +50 stats each time it pops if it's the 3* version.

I swear to GOD

>>531381948
Who's the one that looks like Kino? The homeless bum looks cute too.

>>531382538
She angered the gods

>>531381949
Nice.

>>531381649
Now enough Power, which you would have gotten if you got more Speed training
Power affects passing, this includes the initial gate launch. If you can't get first, you can't stay first from speed then you just get shoved back the whole race and die

>>531382561
Mnyaoesbe?

>>531382461
you get a ton of stats which can sometimes be enough to cross the 600 threshold and allow for a potential 3* spark

matikanefukukitannhauser

>>531382104
You don't need to know

>>531382575
Your account is bricked

>>531382385
>post shit horse that sucks dick and no one chooses willingly
But even if I had been unfortunate enough to get her, pretty sure I would have had no problems.

>>531382461
All you really need are 9* blue, 9* pink, and high affinity. URA is just a bonus, and pretty worthless with low affinity.

>>531382191
If we didnt have 7 people under 10mil we would be top 100...

>>531382324
20,529,843 and I haven't even played today yet! I plan to hit 30 mil by the end of the month! wow! I've done it all on my initial 40 rolls. I plan to aim higher once I get a better deck with all my rolls tomorrow. :D

>>531382545
>Too many retards and third worlders got internet access.
Note how I said "modern 4chan".

I don't know anything about Satono Diamond but she's cute

>>531382026
Why would you make her extremely good Ult completely useless?

>>531382756
She has a race that wants 600 stamina earlier than other horses with long races. It's not like she's actually difficult to clear. It's just a specific line you have to be over at a certain point.

You will never be white

Stop being selfish and give me Gourmand, Spe. I don't want Hydrate.

>>531382802
Kick them and I'll join with my 41mil

So what's the meta pull after kitasan? What are we rolling for?

>>531383002
do fans carry over?

>>531382461
Yes if you get a URA 3* along with speed/power/stam blue 3* everyone will want to use that shit. One of my JP Umas that had 8* URA was used over 40k times.

>>531382993
wit issue

>>531382859
post more

you googoo'd your last gaga

THIS DUM HORS KEEPS GETTING MOOD DOWN AFTER A MOOD UP EVENT

remember to reward your umawives with post-concert lovemaking

>>531383040
whatever hors you think is cute and deserving of love and happiness

>>531383045
Yes. It's a very retarded system because they never reset so if you stop playing you fall massively behind grinders.

>>531382202
Omatsuri Mambo

>>531383093
I'm talking about the Special Week support card, not skill activation.

>>531383301
they don't reset after every month? that sounds awful

>>531382901
>cute

>>531382802
Which club is this?

>>531383213
> after a Race
> and a Concert
They will be extra smelly. Go for it

>>531382976
That's llke half the cast with the Japanese derby who cares

you guys weren't lying, these wit runs are fun in general but the resulting horse is kinda ass for daily races or pvp, could be a me issue tho

>>531382007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRF8XvFn6rw

reminder

could you faggots stop jumping from one thread to another, choose one

Post lovey dovey goldshi

>>531383486
>he fell for the wit meme

>>531383437
Moar.

Explain the ethics of umas eating hamburgers.

>>531383040
Throne is the next meta support card

Miss it and you're bricked

>>531383416
I don't believe so. A guy with 27 mil joined my club and it shows him with the full amount in the list.

>>531383297
>cuckyon
nope

>>531383297
>Flow of arrows points to a card that releases much after Oguri Cap, but is located before her

>see agnes tachyon
>instantly fall in love
>play her career
>its pic related
i hope she's better in the show or something

>>531383490
link the one where she gets crucified

>>531383529
>885
Why the fuck are you retards using that one

>>531383486 >>531383565
>Video is very clearly labeled as being a guide towards finishing careers
>WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISNT FOR PVP!?
You fucking mutts will never not amaze me with your lack of reading comprehension.

Ok but have you watched your favorite horses play streamer bait horror games?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skfS9KiX1so

>>531383297
can I use Oguri's default outfit with her new card?

Why the fuck are my Umas consistently placing second on the debut race now?

>>531383690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UJ10MO7ZhA

>>531382037
Earlier today, I was trying (and failing) to train a sprinter Air Groove. One of her Inspirations was a G-rank you get when you start the game. Her support cards were non-upgraded ones chosen for skills/training type. She spent 90% of her entire career as a Night Owl or Practice Poor and wasted 6 total turns failing to recover from them. Every time her mood improved to Great, she got one of those shit events to bump it back down. By the end of her career, she had only won 8 out of 15 races. It was the most miserable career I've had.

And yet, she still won the URA finals.

>23 hours until Kitasan Black
Am I reading this wrong? Why is it so far away

>>531383706
>he thinks I'm retarded and needs guides
holy projection, you would have been right if retards didn't post wit runs all thread.
also >> >> It's time for bed jeet.

>>531383621
MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

>>531383587
But he joined this month? He probably just got 27m this month. I'm pretty sure it's supposed to reset after each club gets their ranking.

>>531383780
cause you are not having fun anymore, you are a metaslave now

The biggest reason why I can't see myself sticking around umamusume for the long term is because pic related goty will release soon.

>>531383780
probably because you're playing late and end without skills so she gets boxed
just go front for debut

>>531383040
curren, taishin, nice natie

>>531383794
my 20th rudolf after she gets yet again a 1* guts spark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJKIjRrKIXE
she's literally me

>>531383657
she's the xitter horse

>>531383906
Just go to bed for 23 hours and it'll be up

>>531383941
What does the gameplay look like tho?

>>531383780
try running them front
the debut race is the most anxiety inducing race in career because its a pure rng shitfest that bricks your run immediately

>>531383587
None of which count toward your club's ranking. Only the fans gained after he joined count toward that.

>>531383941
who?

>>531383958
cute video for ants

Rodolfo sexo

I need a freckled big titty onee-chan irl

>>531383297
nah i aint rolling for any of this shit

>>531383941
whats that

If the owners don't want you lewding the horses, why did they let them have jiggle physics?

>>531384132
>Rodolfo

>>531384247
#notallowners

>>531384132
teio...

>>531383587
How are you supposed to know how much someone contributes in that case?

>>531382859
holy shit anon you just made me remember ido went to umamusume after they were done with kancolle many years ago
FINALLY I CAN READ THEIR MANGA AGAIN

>>531384247
Nobody minds a little sex appeal. When you see your horse getting split in half from a monster orc dick it can be a little jarring.

I don't play these types of games but this looks fun
I was gonna get it on steam, how does this work? is this a "join too late and its over" thing? what is "rerolling"? a friend told me you have to "Reroll" for good characters. What are good characters?
Is there any point in playing now?
thanks

>>531384418
You have to keep a list and update it every month.

/nikg/ers go back and do your hits, don't forget and abandon the game that loves you

>>531384418
Dancho needs to keep a spreadsheet if he wants to track it.

My first career victory and its with Vodka. I expect Bakushin but nope the motorcycle horse won it all.

>>531384403
Please tell me there is an event where all the umas become lolis

>>531383941
shut up dot

>>531384418
The leader has to keep a spreadsheet and track all that shit.

Sex with Teio

>>531384426
>>531384570
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN

>>531384563
I quit when the enrichment happened

Sex with Trainer-san

mambo with mambo

>>531384706
Mayano...

>have double circle stamina rating
>'your uma lacked guts to maintain speed at the end'
wot

It's kinda crazy how important kitasan is. No other banner in the future is as crucial as kitasan.

>>531384757
seriously, is everything a fucking date with this bitch?

>>531384487
I don’t really care for r-18 stuff, but I do like to see the Umas happily pregnant in a happy ending.
>>531384516
SOURCE

>>531384706
Agreed

Report status

not a chartfag but do you think kitasan black will late surge the new peak past 100k?

>>531384797
you have no human rights if you don't get it mlb'd

>>531384496
hey nobody replied to me
should I just give up

It is crazy how much a little change in the voice makes. Kasumi's voice filtered a lot of people yet it's the same just toned down a little with Tachyon

>>531384701
who

>>531384496
You're fine starting now. Check the umaglobal renty (and other links too) from the OP for details.
Rerolling is rolling the gacha, seeing if you get good things, and deleting your account and making a new one if you don't like it.

Back in the sleeve you go

>3 speed cards
>not a single one shows up for friendship training in 20 turns
Fucking hate these retards, Kitasan can't come soon enough

only 15k carats for kitasan tomorrow

i don't think i'm gonna make it umabros

>>531384881
I saw my future. 0 rolled. 1 sparked

>>531384496
You sound new to gacha, think lootboxes but they give characters or equips to play with. You can open them with freemium currency or paid currency.
There's some bonus freemium currency for newbies, rerolling means starting an account and using that to roll until you get favorable drops for a good start. Bad rolls? Go backto title, delete user data, and you'll be on another guest account again. It takes like 30 seconds to reroll, so really it's not hard at all.
There's a very important equip (Support Card) releasing tomorrow, so ideally you want to reroll for that, but I'd say you can play the game rn to get a feel for it, it's a raising sim/roguelite with hype races and cute writing

>>531384950
>image
dork horse

i did it

>>531382393
wife

the fluffier an umas hair, the better wife she makes

>Never lost a single race
>Make it to finals
>Have to use all 4 clocks
>Still doesnt win
Why do they always decide to throw at the very end.

>>531385013
Will the guide let me know what I am "rerolling" for?
>>531385084
yeah I'm new, I played like, a game long ago. Fallout or something.
So I should try this tomorrow? I'm actually kinda busy today so that works, whats this card?
But thanks I watched a video on it and I like the whole training system thing and skills, really scratches my Princess Maker or Long Live The Queen itch.
>>531385094
haha yeah i love dorky horses

I wish we had a list of which horses were still alive. My poor Vodka is gone....

Why do event chains have to be random too?

>>531385236
Late do be like that even with 400+ wit

>>531385157
for once twitter fags are useful for something

>>531383002
I can't. It's technically "you do you" so they shouldn't get kicked anyways.
>>531383445
Clover. There's one spot now.

>>531382998
I can see her cleavage..
>>531385036
AIIIIIIIIE!

>>531385154
If that was true everyone would have rolled for Bigwa

>>531382990
being fucked by horses is white coded
fucking horses is brown coded

>>531381805
Suzuka's husband

Are we getting blacked in 10 hours?

>>531385036
NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S WARM AND DARK AND SMELLS FUNNY

>>531384983
the chinese server encrichment

>>531385323
thats right danchou. YOU do YOU. kick their ass out

>>531385301
You can filter that list here
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/profiles

>>531385259
>Will the guide let me know what I am "rerolling" for?
Yes. Super Creek SSR support card is probably the best thing to reroll for right now. Kitasan Black SSR (also mentioned in the renty) is coming out in 22 hours if you want to wait until then.

>>531385064
People routinely get 4lb with 15k. Just try it and see how it goes for you. Maybe you'll be one of them.

>>531385421
Not quite, bwo...

>>531385259
Hey I'm actually the guy who writes that umaglobal guide, I'll update it in a few hrs as I'm busy rn
But scroll down and look at "Kitasan Black", thats whats releasing tomorrow asnd your target. The more dupes of it the better, but dont sweat it too much

>>531385323
>you do you
>not even in top 100

>>531385394
Bigwa is fake fluff.
That woman is 90% hairspray.

>>531385136
>stamina
your recovery skills bro?

>>531385568
>People routinely get 4lb with 15k
in what game lmao

>>531385481
>Diamond, Festa, Doto :3, Urara (fat fuck) and Pferdefrau are still alive
Today is a good day!
>>531385538

>>531382596
stay gold

Where the I find the effects of the choices I make in the career mode? Gametora has a list of events for the support cards but doesn't show all trainee events that are generic like the "Victory" event

post em

>>531385631
yeah its right there 4* Corner Recovery 1* Hydrate 2* Calm in a crowd

>>531385323
the club doesnt show when i search for it or any of the combined parameters in the search tool

>>531385728
slut...

>>531385595
I was just reading that! Really good information, thanks. I thought I'd be confused but you wrote that super well. Good job on it! I'll keep an eye out for that one.
>>531385548
Cool I'll just wait and try after that then, I appreciate it. See what its like after work tomorrow I guess. I'll try playing it first time tomorrow for that "Kitasan Black".

>>531385568
pass me some of that copium anon

>>531385481
motion will outlive everyone just by virtue of not having the stress and injures that come from mating/giving birth

>prediction every stat (but guts) is a double circle
>1st favourite
>race begins
>late start
>gets boxed in
>rushes while boxed in
>ends 5th
>its just enough for career goal so cant redo
suffering

>>531385728
I don't have much to offer...

>>531385064
Just be lucky and don't be unlucky.

>>531385481
urara and grass soon

>>531385728
swapping out MLB free spe for MLB helios was a mistake

>>531385481
>dober outlived all her mates
the witch suck-tioned their lifetime

>>531385481
So many dead...

>>531386038
i don't know weather 0LB FM is better than MLB spe for followers

>>531385914
this shit is illegally cute

Which will get me the most friend points?

Oh, right, 663 026 980 195 in case anyone wants to know.

>>531385481
hey wait a s

>>531386167
WE FOUND THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

>>531385618
There are only 2 /uma/ clubs in top 100 that I see, ウマオオオオ and Sakuraniku. I think we're doing pretty good for no requirements

>>531385728
When I scroll down
It hurts..

>>531386167
>>531386262
what the fuck?
what's the limit?

>>531385481
>the zoomer horse died right around the time iphones took off
damn...she missed her calling

>first teio spam
>now rudolf
I WILL NOT FALL FOR WHITE STRAND PROPAGANDA

>>531386259
probably super creek

Who's skills are worth potential upgrading? Materials and monies are hard to come by

>>531386405
tachyon has goated skills

How do I build pvp umas?

>>531382575
>>531386270
>Not posting all FOUR versions of the song
Pathetic...
>>531386375
Better than the usual "DOOD TACHYON experiment on me xD" or "suzuka nice wife =)" shit.

>>531386405
get her dominator if you want to make her an aids horse for pvp

>>531385481
what does it mean if they aren't alive or have a death date
fake horses?

who else is not pulling on kitasan tomorrow?

>>531386352
dunno I just used cap cause I have a file called capture and I'm still too lazy to rename.
If I had to guess it's 500 or 1000

>>531386272
Anon? Anon!?

danchou... kick the ones under 10 million fans. we can aim higher, if only a little... they are a lost cause

>>531386405
your fav one

>>531386376
But she hasn't been upgraded. Unupgraded SSRs for following are dime a dozen.

Is it OK if I skip the VN elements of this? Is skipping everything considered illegal?

>>531386272
Hey, look at the flowers for a moment

>>531386516
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almond_Eye

almond eye is still young, alive, and real

maybe they just aren't putting in data for umas that aren't in the game yet

>>531386576
at least watch the last scene...

It hurts bros...

>>531386576
You can do it, but you didn't beat the game. Same with concerts.

>>531386576
I skipped everything in HSR and GF1/2
I just like numbie going up
You'll be fine

>>531386272
Ayo can you look at this thing here for a sec?

>>531386576
Have you played the game? If you dont skip it it will take you a week to finish a run

>>531386576
you're good to skip all EXCEPT summer power training and the onsen visits.

if you club leader hasn't kicked people with low fans and low contribution your club is DOOMED. leave it and find one on discord that's at least top 500 or you're getting ROBBED of ACTUAL MONEY worth of CARATS
YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW DAYS TO GET IN A CLUB

But everyone has mlb spe, why would you put her as your follower card?

>>531386576
I’m 100% sure that the majority of players haven’t read a single line of text in this game

>>531386676
Your Christmas present, trainer...

>>531386489
>bakushin nigger complaining about others being annoying
Pottery

Stop making me like emperor

>>531386405
Ryan and Tachyon if you manage to get them to 3* first

>>531386665
Glue Factory?
>>531386679
yeah that makes sense but I'm ok with it
>>531386682
thanks I like numbers going up too
>>531386698
No
>>531386703
I won't skip any lolis. Does it have lolis?
>>531386737
Yeah that's fair. I'm out of my VN phase anyways.

whats the difference between teio and the other costume teio

>>531386516
some are OCs and some simply aren't up to date
cesario died in 2021 for example

Is Rice gonna have to stab a bitch?

>>531386734
I use people's Spe because no one has the right cards I want

>>531386576
I did three girls at the start and read everything but then started skipping out of time restraints and now when I have an hour or two to kill I do a full no skip run for a new girl + pre-story

>>531386717
>YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW DAYS TO GET IN A CLUB
TWO days. which means they need to leave today in order to be in the new club for the 14 day cd

>>531386793
why ye. yes it does have lolis. im quite a fan of miyano squatting in her one piece school swimsuit during our 1v1 power training sessions

>>531386516
Cesario died four years ago, so I think they just haven't added it.

Good Video for VA connections
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZadqJuBO0oQ

>>531386773
Give grandpa a smooch.

>>531386773
>stop making me like cute dorky old people
>>531386846
so THAT'S how that image came to be! saw that one days ago, but not the other images that came before.

>>531386682
>and GF1/2
actual subhuman

>>531386904
Glad to hear there's lolis
>>531386878
understandable desu

Don't give up even if you don't get BLACKED.

>>531386846
I didnt read the Teio ones, could you post it again?

Danchou you won't kick me right?

>>531386971
It's acceptable to skip GFLEX

>>531385638
He means 15k usd

any casual shitter club here? i haven't joined one yet

>>531386971
Sure Raymond

>>531386130
>FM
2 people used my 0LB FM in the last 3 days, so I think spe is better

>>531386717
I will never leave my comfy club. They are good with shoes and we aren't too low in the rankings. I will never abandon them.

so if I pull a bunch of this Kitasan Black do I just go for whatever horse I find the cutest or am I metaslaved to top picks

>>531386971
NTA but I skipped events in GFL1 because they were spoilers and around the time I got to Arctic Warfare I finally realized It wasn't that fun to play so I stopped. I read everything up to that though even if it's been a few years. Better storytelling than Nikke or Blue Archive that's for sure.

Where top 500 club? Most of the clubs listing on the discord are too new to be rated.

What does the name Tokino Minoru make you feel?

>>531386576
You don't like the things that give charm and likeability to the number-go-up button machine. just go play in excel or some shit

>>531387147
That's the point of Kitasan Black, you can pretty much do whatever you want if you get her to at least 3LB

>>531387147
find your wife

This scratched the CG itch. Anyone have other Uma doujin recs?

These Bakushin are pissing me off

>>531385481
> Tsurumaru and Grass still alive
The Golden Generation stands!

You know what to do, great leader...
>>531387139
Which one? Is it mine/ours?

>>531385638
azur lane

>>531386971
the first one was fine, the 2nd game is boring

>>531387147
What do you want to do?
Do you want to play for the meta?
Or do you just want to be free to roll for whoever you like best?

>>531387279
>>531387270
wow that sounds awesome
what a nice way to play the game then thanks

>>531387260
TASSEI

>>531387279
My wife should have massive drills
Any current umas released in JP thats like pic related

>>531387325
You dorks should just name shame

>>531387332
chink games don't count

My club is top 2000 and that's good enough for me
They're all spanish, though and I don't understand a word they say to each other so I just reply with emojis

>>531387360
I want to not be a weak dumb idiot with bad horses
but I also solely want lolis and tallflats

Does this skill have any use?

Do I have to pull for Seiun Sky? I don't like her

PURGE THE CLUB DANCHOU.
your anons putting in the work deserve better

>>531387363
>ear whisper
PERFECT
>>531387406
usually I would, but I come from a community that censors the names, so I'm used to doing it.

>>531387469
>>>/ck/

>>531387469
Anon?

High fan players will burn out and quit the game. Low fan players will have fun and flourish for years to come.

>>531387147
Kitasan Black lets you use whatever horse you want and still do pretty good. Having really good support cards lets you do that (with whatever gems you have left after rolling)

>club is half leeches and there are no officers
owari da...

is this acupuncture thing a scam
is my horse gonna die

>>531387469
Wrong image mb

>>531387589
I only have a high fan count cause the god damn game won't give me 9 sparks

>>531387436
>They're all spanish
My condolences

Stop baking multiple threads at the same time you dumb niggers

What does horse feel like?

>>531387624
That's nice. I was worried it was going to be "pick meta or lose"

>>531386737
My first career I took like two hours reading harus story then I fucking lost like 6 goals in, haven’t read anything except the end stuff since

>>531387638
2nd option from the top is safest

>>531387703
is this the famous multi-thread drifting?

Imagine sex with Rudolf

>>531387325
No
>>531387406
I will gatekeep my club from dorkposters.
>>531387643
>positioned towards the back
>Front Runner
They've already lost at that point so no point taking it.

>>531387589
Imagine burning yourself out in the earliest worst parts of the game when there's so much more to come

Is Kitasan REALLY that bad if you only get one copy? And how far away is she?

>>531387446
Then roll for who you like, and fuck the meta.
The first few PvP events if you want to care about them are going to be far more about having the right stat and skill distribution, not optimizing the hell out of them.

>>531387637
this is comfyge

>>531387643
>positioned towards the back
>front runner
Brick

>>531387802
I have every day since meeting her

>>531387589
Nah, I enjoy the gameplay loop and these rewards just make it even better

>>531387643
anondacchi, I want you to think long and hard about this
>where do front runners want to be?
the front
>when does this skill activate
when they're in the back

if your front runner is in the back, then something has gone horribly wrong like running out of stamina and slight acceleration will not help

>>531387847
they'll give a bunch of free +LB stuff during the half anni and anni events, so pulling even one of her isn't a loss

ideally you want to get her to 3LB

>>531387758
Winning has a 60% success rate. I usually take health or charm if it's early in a run. The higher the option is, the lower the success rate.

>>531387805
>No
Sad... would've liked a brianfag in it :(

what's considered the best unique skill in the game right now?

>>531387802
Depending on her mood, either very fun and loving or very needy and aggressive.

Minecraft

>>531387643
Sounds very specific and situational to trigger, also you can get protably something better with 180 points

>>531387643
It's nice to have as an insurance policy if your niger fucks up out of the gate if you have spare skill points, but not a priority.
Your priority should be securing skills that help your wincon, not recovering from the worst case scenario.

Crazy how Super Creek has one of the best written career story (especially during Classic year and when she had to be Oguri's Supervillain) yet all these people know about her are haha goo-goo babies and age regression jokes

>>531387363
Rudolf the red faced race horse!

DAS RIGHT! All VodkaNiggers must kneel!

>>531387637
just the way I like it
I will shuffle my shoes in peace

>>531387589
This and I can confirm. The fun goes away once you start winning URA regularly and focus more on sparks and perfect builds. Enjoy playing casually while you can.

>>531387821
>earliest worst parts of the game
But every awful thing I hear about the game are in future updates such as MANT

>>531387637
How many clubs are going to survive by the end of the month?

Steamy Rudolf

Danchou... It's literally the last day before you cuck all your club members out of their hard earned karats... You need to REMOVE and UPGRADE now because of the 14day rewards requirement... They will probably quit the game tomorrow and leave you dry for two weeks.

>>531387996
Will my Estelle run faster with Kitasan Black? I heard you still need high stamina not 1200 speed

>want to roll for Kitasan (also need to get some SRs)
>wedding Top Cun is next month
Aiiiiieeeeeee

>>531388019
What was up with that event where some random ass trainer tries to show you up in front of Super Creek anyways.

>>531388103
i think once kitasan drops and people who don't get her quit there will be a huge drop-off in both active members and leeches, then bad clubs will get more bad players and good clubs will get more good ones

>>531381849
you need to zone her during the final corner so she cant activate the view is mine.
so long as your pace chaser can get good enough speed from the corner she's fucked uneless she's got skills that push her ahead on the straight.

>>531388175
Cute grandpa!

>>531387643
After multiple front runner careers I'm convinced all of these front runner specific skills are complete useless wastes of points. I'd honestly rather have the thing that prevents late starts than any of those skills.

>>531388103
>end of the month
Bro just wait for the Kitasan apocalypse

>>531388191
>you need to zone her
NTA, what does that mean

This is the 4th career where SC did not progress her event chain and I didn't get my intel arc...

>>531386038
do people actually use MLB Spe? I figured everyone had it so I just put in my FM

>>531387147
You can go for whatever horses. Some are better at some things, but the best horse is the one you like the most because, mechanically, they're all kind of interchangeable save for their affinities for race types and unique skills (both of which can be passed down anyway). There's also always some justification to train a horse you like.

>>531381870
I will reroll my account get 3 kitasan black and then be fine.

>>531388080
That's why I've been playing casually, log in each day, do some races, maybe a career run or two. Anymore feels like a chore to me.

Does happy meek enjoy sex?

>>531388019
That would require them to actually read any of the story instead of just spamming the one meme they saw on twitter

When is my horswife coming to global?

>>531388274
olof pls

DROPPED

>>531388305
hnnnnnnngggggggg

>>531388305
she's so cute...

>Start dropping SC since I can just rely on Gourmand
>The events for it just aren't showing up anymore on my runs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>531385481
>lived only 3 years

>>531388391
Imagine what she does for donations

>>531388274
Team Sirius trainer here, please delete this.

>>531388514
sex with gyarus, and zoomer

>>531387996
Does Satono Diamond has the same rate as Kitasan Black?

>>531385481
oof

when is loli kitasan black

I take note of every girl that gives me nothing on Valentines and move them to the glue factory list. King Halo is at the top.

post something cute

>>531388326
Same but I'm a casual autist. I just do enough to burn my TP and RP

Any top 500 clubs have an open spot? I got a late start but I should be able to hit at least 45m fans by end of month.

If I didn't try witsmaxxing at least once, I probably would not have learned how cracked this stat is.

>>531388638
Is there any reason to do more PVP once you've passed the promotion line?

Make sure to ramp up your running load carefully otherwise you'll hurt your umas

Is El autistic?

>>531386375
assimilate into the family

>>531388383
Just about 2 years...

>>531388250
You will learn.

lmao! /Umagg/ can't even make top 100. /pcrg/ stays winning

>>531388305
End.
Forgot to post the first two panels, tee hee

>>531388326
the RNG shitfest also becomes a lot harder to stomach the more autismo you get with making builds

>>531388082
But all the really hot Umas come in future updates

>>531388672
You get a smol amount of fans and sometimes bonus rewards if you win.

>>531388262
get a debuff for late race front runners to make the pack catch up to her so she cannot activate her unique skill or get a skill that lets your pace chaser stay with a certain distance of her at all times to prevent her from activating it.
Zoning is probably the wrong word as some horses actually do zone via bodyblocking but suzu is a front runner so you cant do that.

>>531388672
prizes/dailies

>>531388708
YOU ARENT IMMUNE TO SYMBOLI PROPAGANDA
>>531388745
thanks for the doomp

>>531388672
more chances to procc the daily shop if the 6 tries from daily runs weren't enough

Why did they have to give Daiwa such an amazing design yet such a shitty personality?

>>531388672
For the drops.
You can get up to 777 ninjins out of a gold box you know.

>>531386375
so special week and vodka next?

>>531388839
>gold box
let me guess, purely rng

>>531388713
Fucking 'ell

>>531388680
Tell me about Cyjews, are they generous?

What the fuck is going on? Why do i keep winning? 3rd time in row. I never got this far. Is there some event that makes the game easier going on?

>>531388839
I got my first 3 jimmies yesterday, I was so sad my jimmies were no longer "flat"

>>531388872
Nyes. You rike?

>>531388790
post all the hot umas

>>531388019
Tis what it is.
As much as I like the babyplay stuff because it's my fetish, I love her career story so much I've done like several runs of it. Just can't get enough of that moment where she gets the Shining Brightly status and realizes that she can rely on Trainer instead of putting everything on her shoulders.

>get the most cursed runs when using guest Legacies
Please stop...

>>531388892
CyberAgent has unlimited money

Post HER

>>531388817
>get a skill that lets your pace chaser stay with a certain distance
I don't think a skill like that exists

Gyaru Goldship when?!

This is going to be Priconne all over again

>>531389005
already did see >>531388825

>tachyon in the background of Daiwa's support card
such a caring mother(father)....

>>531389046
it's all on nyaa already retard

>>531388745
Thank you anon

531389046
You're a few days late with that bait

>>531389008
It's called just having high INT and any of the various medium leg speed skills.

>>531389046
>Mom! I posted it again!

>>531388391
mayano top gun's stream when trainer-san walks by:

>>531389046
this is fake, kys and go back to the quarantine zone for all the other /bag/gots

>>531389046
The anime or the game?

>>531388745
why does teio know the smell from memory? trainer needs to sudoku

>my favorite vtuber is a male uma now
It's over.

>>531389046
based I can finally quit gacha and actually save for my corvette

>>531389167
Yes

>my favorite vtuber
faggot

>>531389161
>xyz yen equals roughly xyz norwegan kroner
lmao

>>531387853
Fair
PVP sounds gay anyways
>>531388287
That's a good system

>>531389253
suzucute!

>>531388498
> nicknamed Perfect
> win debut race
> 10 race, 10 victories, literally undefeated
> Very much a famous hors
> Die of tetanus
> No descendant
Minoru is a hors with a mission

>only 15m fans
don't kick me from the club
I'm just taking a small break before kitachan changes the game

22 hours until the seething, shitting and crying huh

>>531389148
wild that SEAkid posting is still alive ...
i remember starting it in /gfg/ like 8 years ago

>>531388938
No really bros, tell me what to train from now on. I want to win for Once, there has to be something i Can do in 13 turns.

>>531389046
thank god this game isn't infested with bonsaige fags. more than sure now that they were just a bunch of cr shills.

>>531388745
thanks anon

>>531389336
So this is why Tazuna is so worried about the students in the infirmary…

>>531389372
Perfect, my 12 hour shift will prepare tire me out enough so that I can't get that mad.

>>531389312
Kind of, but you should still participate even if you're not really into it since it's worth 10 rolls minimum.

Was WITmaxxing a meme? I'm running 3 Wit cards and have been coming around 3rd or 4th in most races.

>>531389395
nigga wheres your stam

Did Uma ever have any collabs that added new characters, or was it only shit like KFC and other non-gameplay related stuff?

When do we get that Marvelous girl? I love how genki she is.

>>531389395
your cards are shit

>>531389395
you could use some stamina

>>531389486
and after your shift you'll have Kita BLACKED funds!

>>531389230
jeta would be a witlet

Is it advised to spend the first 2 days getting your horse's mood to great?

>>531389529
Oh. Well OK. I'll just enter to lose I guess, but ty

>>531389395
Give her some of that STAMINA and SPEED training, and maybe some POWER if you got rainbows there

>>531389046
oh so its fucking dead, dodged a bullet holdingon getting the starter packs then

Can someone with a good understanding of mechanics explain to me why end closers are so strong at least this point in the game

any horse boys?

it's funny to watch my favorite streamer northern lion play this game and see his chat spam the exact same 2 jokes /vg/ spams about super creek

the meme power and community for this game is tighter knit than you'd think

>>531389545
There's never any support on stamina so kinda avoided it. Meanwhile power gets me like 5 together.

>>531389570
60 hours last week... 20 of those will be overtime. I might buy a pack or two but I'd rather not.

>>531389404
531389243
531389167
531389163
look at the list of fags retarded enough to reply to bait

I just want the black banner to begin so I can finally get support cards

>my favorite streamer
faggot

>>531388951
The part when Super Creek and trainer race together against Tamamo during summer was good too

>>531389395
Your stam is dangerously low.
Aim for 650/500/500 before Arima Kinen and you should beat it
But fuck you have no stam. If you don't get like 3 stamina skills you're fucked.

>my favorite faggot
streamer

>>531389650
no
uma musume = horse girl

Post your total fans then /uma/
you are playing the game right?

>>531389686
it's just because retarded kids come spam direct twitter screencaps or posts into here like it's their little discord server general chat
reddit/twitter/twitch are all just the same people copying the same jokes nowadays

>>531389556
Well yeah, i only pulled once so far.

>>531389637
a question that assumes the answer is gonna have issues. when end closers are strong, factors are gonna include:
1. cheaper skills for the same effects compared to front/pace
2. less stamina usage than anyone else
3. if built well they're the most impressive to watch because they can be 18th and still end up in 1st by just moving that fast due to how much strength+speed they need

I want to uma tails

>>531389686
goo goo babies is the biggest meme rn it has nothing to do with /here/

It's something!

>>531389884
did you spend all your rolls on new horse girls?

>>531389731
Same. I just need like anything seeing as I have nothing. Kitas are bonus.

>>531389637
They're ass

>>531389861
I need to spam more optional races, been trying to get into the habit now that I've gotten a feel for training

now that we have played for over a week who is everyone going to use the ssr guaranteed voucher for on the reroll account and was it who you picked the first time?

>>531388773
Ugly feet

>>531389775
>>531389602
>>531389563
Okay, are the skills good?

>>531389726
>fucking up a vague reply
embarrassing

>>531389901
How should I build my Rudolfo then? Speed+Power+Wit only, or what?
Other day someone told me that stamina can be powerful as well, cuz Late will eat it up for a super boost or some shit.

>>531389958
yes that's why I said the community is tight knit and not that it has to do with /vg/. for most generals I'm in the stream chat is on a completely different wavelength, this one shares all the same jokes and meta comments.

POST YOUR DANCING HORSES
please

>>531389861
I’m waiting till the event to grind again

>>531388882
Where's the coffee?

...

>>531389861
I have like 10m sorry i just do my 3 guest borrows every day

>>531390110
You said please.

>>531389861
Top 10 Club :D

you motherfuckers didnt tell me there was horse lolis uoh

>>531390076
Isn't that random or are talking about the 3* ticket?

>>531389985
No, i am just saving.

>>531389637
people currently (including npcs in URA) have too little stamina for long tracks, end closers conserve stamina across the race more than anyone else and not running out of stamina is HUGE for performance

>>531390106
cope all you want you're still a dumb fuck

>>531389542
It only works for URA

>>531390107
I don't have Rudolfo so idk. but yes you still want stamina, essentially unlike front/pace runners, late/end runners will start their "last spurt" way early if you give them enough stamina to do so. and since they have the strongest last spurts (more power than anyone else) that is their win condition and the reason they can go from last to first even if the front runners are good too.

>>531389637
>runs into the pack
>gets stuck
>by the time they muscle their way through 13 horses its already over

on the other hand

>goes around instead of into the pack
>actually uses the end closer speed bonus
>steals 1st place from 1st favourite and dropkicks her trainer

>>531390243
the ticket

>>531390103
Gourmand is carrying your everything. That is legit worth 3 stamina skills.
Good so far. Just avoid green skills with a flame on it.

>cope
seethe

>>531390230
They grow up so fast.

>>531389542
Yes its a meme I don't believe people when they say it makes your skills activate more either. I notice zero difference with or without WIT.

>>531390212
can i get some context as to why this artist always depicts rudolf sad? for what i known the real horse was good as fuck and the uma horse just looks calm

tfw no Rudolph

>>531390326
I like Teio, but I would not pick her again.

>>531389553
mostly the latter, though technically the three goddesses campaign is a Star Horse collab

>>531390103
Yeah, now work on that stam

>>531390401
can't wait to inseminate these two dorks

>>531390230
anon... don't look up what they look like in-game

>>531390262
that last line is insane and I struggle to believe it, is speed that bottlenecked? are there JP video comparison races to show this stuff off?

>>531390230
Dumbass
They're the hottest topic for weeks especially in the next 21 hours

Did you guys notice that Umas are thin everywhere, but their breasts?

>>531389965
>3* dirt
you can make dirt Oguri or El Condor Pasa.

I love getting my uma to above 500 wit and watching her still get late start into rushed

>>531389542
It doesn't do anything until the second year.
year 1 your sparks carry your ass anyhow

If you don't roll for horses your 1* 2* horses will be destroyed by opponent horses who have uncapped them to 3*

>>531390416
It's a pun on shonbori = dejectedly

>>531390521
how else are they going to produce glue

Whats the ideal Rudolf late surger stat spread? I only have success with her at Pace.

>>531390110

>>531390287
Just as a baseline, what should I skill for then?
Power -> Stamina -> Speed? That's what funny graphs told me, at least. Wasn't Speed for max speed, and power for how fast/early they accelerate?

>>531389871
I love seeing Umas dirty muddy and wet after rain it make them look dramatic especially those with dramatic backstory

>>531390462
FASTER!!!

how long until the banner drops? do I have time to sleep first?

>>531390618
Speed and Power 1:1

>>531390462
bakushin sexo

>>531390262
>stamina conserve
Late surgers do, and the difference to the other tactics, other than pace chasers who have a 11% penalty, is negligible
>>531390295
But surely the numbers are properly adjusted so that the average speed would be the same across all styles right? Or does it have to do with the last leg coefficient being higher on closers where you actually get the last spurt buff on target speed + unlocked scaling?

Too much talk about Kita support and not enough talk about her being a semen demon. +wingman who is also top tier succubus.

Sex is part of training

>>531381842
idgi

>>531390521
such as?

>>531390570
and then the debuff instantly ends and they soar from 18th to 1st of their style

is it too late to jump clubs, or will the 24hr lockout prevent me from getting the rewards?

Why did Satono become a sex symbol and not Kitasan?

Is Winning Ticket the worst horse in the game? I can beat almost every campaign easily but I can't even get halfway through hers.

Rape is a part of training

Look at how cute my son is!

>>531390603
oh, that makes sense, thank you!

>>531389542
you're the meme for blindly following advice you don't understand. wit is incredibly powerful and can win you runs but you have to know what you're doing and use critical thinking. don't tell me you're dumping every turn into wit training and you don't have skills to take advantage of high wit yet...

>>531390601
My wife's banner is still far away

>>531389336
this is why Tazuna gives shit advice
she has never lost so she's just guessing

>>531390696
>not enough talk about her being a semen demon. +wingman who is also top tier succubus.
anon, webmrelated is like the most reposted image on /uma/

>>531388745
Thank you.
Rudolf love.

Okay, since you are keep posting her...i just have to ask. What's Up with her hair? Why is it brown and long in the back, but black and short in the front? It looks like she Has 2 heads.

>>531390705
it enhances flavour

>>531390680
>>531390624
Every position after front runners actually gets speed bonus during last leg of race, with further back positions getting more bonus.

>>531390641
>>531389871

>really like Air Shakur
>she must be a real rebel, has a piercing and a tatoo doesn't give a shit about anyone and anything but herself
>i bet her music is really rough and cool
>all her songs are generic idol trash
i hate it when the idol franchise introduces an alternative girl and makes her just as much of a moe blob as everyone else

>>531390704
yea, it'd be a stam/guts training.

>long requires less power because there's more time to accelerate
Does that mean if I'm a late surger I would be doing speed + stamina instead of speed + power?

>>531390909
Dirt eaters
DIRT (RALLY™) EATERS