Thread 715134947

Tazuna says: "Damn nigga you slow."

>>715134947 (OP)
What is this pink ticket?

Why aren't there any yakuza back alley 1v1 tracks so they can settle thinsg PERSONNELLY

>fail a race 20 turns into career
>just give up
>get two star turf spark legacy
Is this a win? Turf spark is one of the best right?

the girls need bigger and shapelier legs

>finally unlock free 3* ticket
>it gives me an exact fucking dupe of the uma I picked with the other ticket
Are you flicking my fucking ballsack? I am genuinely enraged.

has the porn started flooding in yet

>>715137561
shut up kiryu

What's her name again?

>>715137163
one free ride at the pink pony club.

>>715137642
two turbines

>>715137642
Multi-story Accelerator

What is the appeal of horse boys (female)

>>715134947 (OP)
Sometimes when you gacha roll, a little girl with an "incredible" fan appears instead of this green lady. Who is this little girl?

>>715137642
twin towers

>>715137662
Is it guaranteed rare?

>>715137823
Director Akikawa, the head of the school

>>715137823
did you completely skip the career story events?

>>715137823
did you just skip the story

>>715137956
lmao

>every single "human" woman is secretly also a horse
wtf bros

>>715137339
What's the blue spark though? That run is massively bricked if you got less than 2* sparks, or god forbid a guts sparks.

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW

>>715138030
Only if they're wearing a silly hat.

>>715138030
haha that's crazy bro there's no way that's true we can't even use computers

>>715138085
MMMMMMMMM have a badasssss weekend

>>715138051
blue was a speed spark, buy just 1 star

>>715137642
Kooky Formula Car

>>715138030
Happy Meek's trainer doesn't use a hat so she's 100% human.

>>715138105
what if they're secretly touhous instead

>>715138291
Shame that collab will never happen here because american kfc is complete dogshit

>>715138365
how do you know she isn't wearing a wig to cover her ears?

>>715134947 (OP)
Tazuna is a whore

Should I use these now or is there some special card coming up that I should wait for (I don't know how the meta works)

>>715134947 (OP)
>Looks like Your trainee could use more wit x4
>Train wit multiple times
>Race time
>Lose
>Looks like your trainee didn't have enough guts to keep going

I keep getting cucked in the URA finals, burn all my clocks to bounce between 2nd and 4th.
I also keep getting fucking guts and wits support cards, I don't have a single speed one aside from the freebies and the one star ones.

>>715138030
Regular humans are strictly inferior to uma musume in their universe, it's a wonder that human women aren't extinct because human men prefers to breed with uma musume.

>>715138821
save pink one because that works as a free on the banner if you are saving for Kitasan
The Make Debut one is a unique banner that you'll see if you go to the scout tab that appears when you have a ticket. It always has the same pool so just use it now

>>715138821
The SSR ticket has a fixed pool (basically it opens its own banner) but the pink Support ticket can be used in any card banner, you can save it for the Kitasan banner.

>>715138878
Don't believe her lies. Wits is only for skills and guts is currently useless without its rework

>>715138878
>he believed the green woman

>>715138085
>Urarundertaker this thread
>Stone Cold Special Week a couple nights ago
We can go further

Seriously, how to Rice Shower? I'm seeing advice all over the place. I'm losing being told I don't have enough stamina when I'm bringing a borrowed 9 star stam, but then I check other people who have won that have lower stamina than I do at the end of the game when I'm not even at the finals yet. I had 2 stamina skills too, just not maestro cuz Super Creek won't give it to me. Is Maestro 100% required?

>>715137787
For Ryan, she looks cute but her personality won me over. Being an athletic tomboyish girl who lifts and does well in sports is a plus, but her reactions to cutesy stuff and romance are 10/10.
The cherry on top is how sultry she looks when she lowers her head a bit while looking at (you).

>>715138693
the beast hungers

>>715139038
Yeah, URA is only a tip of the iceberg. Other scenarios are entirely different beast.

>>715139096
It's funny how the designated lucha libre uma doesn't have any wrestling meme at all.

i'm not sure who to pick with my first free 3 star ticket

>>715138995
>>715139005
All right I'll save the pink for Kitasan then. I'm assuming she must be good.

Is this drop any good?

>>715139096
>>715139261

>>715139337
silensesusuka!

>>715139162
making this cute muscle horse my wife

>>715137642
Double jets

>>715137787
his(her) boob is pretty big

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS GOLD SHIP TRYING TO BREAK DOWN MY DO-

>>715137787
>this is mcqueens brother

For me it's Colonel Golshi

https://x.com/i/status/1827530981932253217

>>715138085
Aieeeeeeeee don't unleash your urara power on me haru-sama

>>715139482
Impregnàcion

does anyone actually read all of this dialogue
there's so much

>>715139261
She likes wrestling and says she wants to be the "best in the world" in the anime, so you could pretty easily set up the Punk connection.

>>715139445
This is also good.

>>715137787
Sweaty sex smell
Pontificate the after race aroma

>>715139374
Much better stamina card than the free McQueen one you got from the main story. It's actually better than uncapped Super Creek at training stamina, the skills ain't as good though.

>>715137963
She looks like a petite Pecorine and I love her for it.

Who is the biggest slut?

>>715139151
non gold recovery skills are pretty shit and iron will shouldn't even be counted as a gold skill avoid it at all cost.
maestro is good but so is vodka's straight recovery, story mcqueen's long specific one and the event special week one works too if you're using pace chaser.

>>715139096
Special Week was GAPED by a pack of mares in the sweltering summer of 92

>>715139629
nope

>>715139736
KEK WHAT A MARE

>>715139690
your mom

>>715139663
Guess I'm lucky then.

>>715137376
>he didn't waited
brickd'

>>715137642
can you train her yet?

>>715137376
look on the bright side, if you get one more copy of that uma you should be in range to upgrade her potential, you DO want the lvl 5 signature, right?

>>715139843
*you're

How much carats have you guys saved up, are you ready for Kitasan? How many copies are you planning on getting? As many as possible or cut-and-run after 1 copy to save up for you're favorite horses?

>>715134947 (OP)
is this bitch's advice wrong?

>your uma musume could use more guts
Shut the fuck up, bitch.

>>715139937
She was released on the first anniv as a 1* on JP, dunno how Cygames will handle the release with accelerated schedule.

what are we supposed to do once the free carats dry up?

>>715140072
break out those credit cards

>>715139736
Kek

>>715137787
she wants it

>>715140000
I have like 15k, probably not enough but maybe I luck out, I'm not really fishing for Kita, I just want more SRs to max to be honest.

I still haven't finished the 5 supports in one training session.
I've been playing since launch. I actively look every time even if I have zero energy. I've been cockblocked by the director and the other bitch like 50 times.

>>715140101
HEAT
E
A
T

>>715140101
cuuuute

>>715134947 (OP)
is it true that the yakuza hunts down niggas that make porn of this? that sounds fucking miserable... what good is a gacha without its porn?

>>715139629
only the first time and then I'll skip whenever it repeats

unless it's Maruzensky then I'll sometimes reread.

>>715140210
>actual discussion instead of image spam? aiiieee help me niggerman!

>>715140014
The green lady is always right.

how many sleep deprived can you get in a single run holy shit

*blocks your path*

>>715134947 (OP)
>Finally get an SSR pull its a dupe of the one of the two SSR horse I own.
>Try for a support and get a dupe of the one SSR support I own.
Thanks CyGames

>>715134947 (OP)
>go out with green lady
>uma's mood somehow improves
I don't get it

>>715140358
dupe of a support card is good tho...assuming its a card you want to use

Help a three day old player out
what can i build with this?
memes count

>>715140383
Your trainees all want you to crush puss.
Most hope it's with another human, but some secretly hope its with themselves.

>>715140358
Support dupe are nice though, especially if it's a speed support.

Do career events even happen with borrowed cards? I have a level 30 super creek but I follow someone with a level 45 because I have other good cards so I borrow the level 45, but 3 runs have not got a single story event. Am I cucking myself out of Maestro doing this?

>>715140351
she's the only uma i've fapped to, holy shit she is so cute

>>715140383
they are all cuckqueans

>>715140000
I keep my carats at steady 5000 at the moment, I spend them only if they get up to 8k in which I roll 10 in uma scouting and 10 in support cards

>>715140595
>Fapping to an american

>>715140138
Of course, the usual tactic "bitching on /v/" always works.
I'm gonna Guts max this run now.

>>715140000
I have like 28k saved up right now (I got extremely lucky and got both Fine Motion and Super Creek in 20 rolls on my reroll, though I'm suffering in career mode since I have no good SR or SSR cards), so I think it's feasible to get 30k by next week.

Mihono Bourbon is my arch nemesis and at this point I've lost so many races to her that training a horse that can consistently beat her is 99% of my motivation to play this game

>>715140532
>>715140558
It is not a speed card sadly. Just a stat stick, I really wanted bourbon or Biwa. Now I have 2 rice showers

>>715140540
Use all three of your speed sr cards+the ssr stamina card+which of the power cards that suit your horse+borrow a speed card or a stamina cards depending on the distance.

>>715140540
i'm no expert but if i was you my deck would look like this:
Narita Taishin, Eishin Flash and King Halo for speed. Biwa Hayahide for Power. Then either use Seiun Sky and borrow a Fine Motion, or use Marvelous Sunday and borrow a Super Creek.

>>715140540
a quick trip to the main menu to delete your account and roll a new one

>>715140595
>>715140679
but anon what if the Yakuza catches you lewding their horses?!?

i wanna facefuck mcqueen until she's all slobbery and snotty

>>715140000
https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator
I thought I was ready to spend 30k but the more I click on this the less I want to even roll for it. And apparently the focus is split between 2 cards, right? That is mega-fucked.

>>715140679
and i'll fucking do it again

>>715140703
I gutsmaxxed and it was and still is one of my best runs

>>715140679
she's such a fucking weeb
somehow an american horse comes off the most japanese

>Skimming through a run to try and build an even stronger Nice Nature for my PvP team
>Get to the URA Finale Finals with 0 clocks remaining
>Skip through without paying attention because I expect her to get boxed in and job
>She brings it home
>When I go to watch the concert, get jumpscared by a fucking mob uma
>Game suddenly crashes mid-song so I don't get to check her name
Does anyone recognize this generic GOD on the right? I get the feeling I'll need to watch out for her in the future

>>715137642
Tokoyami towa

>>715140732
>Now I have 2 rice showers
happens to all of us...

>>715137642
9/11

Do you need to hit a certain threshold before stat changes matter? Like do you need to cross the 700 speed threshold before you see an improvement to speed from 600. Or does 621, 640, 680 all matter equally?

>>715140712
>got both Fine Motion and Super Creek
>I have no good SR or SSR cards

This game have any lolis?

>>715140851
Mini Cactus, i think

>>715140014
it can be useful if you know what it means, this is from my own observations so take it with a grain of salt.
more guts = more stamina or recovery skills
more stamina = more stamina or recovery skills
more power = either unlucky and got boxed in or you don't have enough power or stamina to accelerate at the end
more skills = you got unlucky
more wit = skills didn't activate which made you run out of stamina or you got boxed in
more speed = could be anything, stamina/power/wit issues, unlucky or you simply have too little speed

>Have promising career
>discover what sex is
>become a giga coomer
>have to retire early
don't fall for the horse porn. It can ruin your life bros

>>715140987
not sure if Urara or Top Gun count but they look loli to me

Is Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might okay on Pace Chasers or do you want it for late and end? Passing 3 is hard if you're already in 3rd or something but the velocity increase is insane.

>Can't get the rights to Deep Impact
just make a horse named Armageddon

>>715140987
Nishino Flower.
There's several shortstacks like Marvelous Sunday. This is a Cygames IP shortstacks are their specialty.

>>715140809
>Roll this page 5 times
>11 Harus
Ebin

I feel like you gotta be braindead to get a laugh when reading the dialogues, like, El Condor Pasa and her friends pretending to be heroines? I felt my IQ dropping during that

>>715140851
that's the almighty Mini Cactus

>>715140809
In the end this video explains it the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjedE8DLYIs

You aren't just rolling for Kitasan, you're also rolling to get and uncap a bunch of SR (gold) cards which can be really powerful as well. Uncapped SRs can be better than basic SSRs.

>>715140809
Shit now I am tempted to roll because I got Oguri and Hayahide on my first roll.

>>715140972
Playing career mode without any speed cards on the first week (until I got the event SSR) feels like playing on hard mode.

I got pretty far in my Haru Urara run, second to last race I couldn't get past 3rd place. Guessing I need to upgrade support cards. But idk if I actually have any that are worth spending any resources on. Anything here any good?

>>715141323
bro you have Fine Motion

>>715141352
nigga i just started how am i supposed to know what that means

i legitimately keep getting 2 and 3 stars over and over in my pulls but all i want is copies of bakushin so i can give her another star bro. i want to swap luck with someone, literally just give me all bakushins for a couple pulls.

>>715141385
suffering from success

do i get banned if i name myself MrHands

>>715140839
It was going fine but I got the bitch in the red dress event and she nuked my Suzuka into the toilet so I had to retire the run.
Always walk away.

>>715141385
I know, won my first career with her, and I wish to get her the regular outfit, McQueen was the second but flubbed real bad at URA

>>715141454
doubt it

Say her name.

teiobros career status?

>>715141012
>>715141190
Thanks. I'll be sure to pay my respects next time the random horse pool deigns to grace me with her presence
Honestly it's pretty neat that the mob umas actually have consistent names/appearances instead of just being random every time. I remember being impressed when I first started to recognize them from past races

>>715141518
Joe Hendry

>>715141323
speed ssr's > friendship ssr's > the secondary stat of your favourite girl ssr's > the rest

>try to name myself Fire Punch because I use that in most gacha for some reason
>invalid characters detected
>assume it's because of the space
>no, other people have spaces in their names
Do they really ban the word "Punch?"

>>715141041
>>715141118
Thanks anons, I found the wiki and it seems there are a few JC horses. Biko Pegasus is very cute.

>>715141562
Personally I think its a bit odd how many of them are just...orange? Are they gyarus czu that ain't no regular tan I know of? Except for slags but that's a british thing

>>715141592
I tried to talk about rerolls in my profile description and it said invalid characters detected

>>715137642
Twapi...

>>715137642
Double Trouble

How do I unlock the cute dresses for my girls, they deserve to look their best...

I know most of the real horses are related somehow but are any of the Umamusume characters actual family? I remember seeing some post about the "Mejiro family" and all their outfits have similar motifs. Are all the Mejiros in the franchise related?

>>715141874
Get them to three stars to unlock the unique outfit

Nice Nature is fat

>>715141984
>t. seething h*man w*man

why does uguri cap need to sleep every 5 fucking seconds holy shit

>""good"" ending with super creek
>playing goo-goo baby is fine
>going to the onsen with her is not
holy shit why is the trainer such a faggot???

>>715137642
>>715138291
how the fuck is she still not a trainee?

>>715141518
BAKUSHINFUKUKITARU

>>715141881
They are from the same ranch, not necessarily mean they are actually related. Some like Mejiro Ranch name their horses like that.

>>715142069
Special Chud does it again

>>715141537
failed three times like her fracture

I got Haru rara (pink hair) to the finale finale, first time i finished all goal for a girl, I really like her, lost the finale she was 3rd place I'm proud

>>715141881
Surprising there are no family connection within Umamusume characters, some clear examples are Simboli Rudolf and Tokai Teio that are father son irl but they only know each other in the game, and then there is Agnes Tachyon and Daiwa Scarlet that are father daughter and I think they never interact

>>715142069
>Rivalry cucked by a dead horse

>>715141518
SAKURA TMO

>>715142316
i used the max amount of clocks for the finale, she still failed. she won the semifinals first time though.

>get every form of AIDS and ebola right before a vacation
>see -10 energy every turn for 4 turns

>>715142370
I remember Scarlet appearing on Tachyon events sometimes. They don't interact on the anime because they aren't from the same era though.

>have Rice Shower as one of my initial trainees
>win with her first try
>"well that wasn't as bad as people made her out to be"
>2 weeks later, try running her again
>fail every time
dood what the fuck

>>715141518
Sakura BakuGOD O

>>715142497
She is very rng heavy due to her BPD randomly trigger mood down whenever.

>>715142432
>last turn before final race
>rainbow speed training
>22% failure
>what could go wrong?
>training fails
>every stat goes down by 10
>mood goes straight to bad

I haven't gotten the onsen ticket again, just how rare is it?

brattiest uma?

>>715142069
Don't talk shit about my wife Special Needs.

...

Do we even know if Kitasan is coming next week?

>>715142660
Yes, they released this month schedule on xeeter.

Can I use my voucher the moment I start the game? Never played before. Just finished the tutorial, but I just want to roll for an Uma Musume or get a cool one right at the start. That's what the voucher is for right, or should I do the career first

I can only train pace chasers. I cannot do any other kind of runner.

>>715142725
reminder that the 3* voucher is redeemed in the shop and not in scout and that list never changes so just pick the horse you want

>>715142725
You mean the 3* selection voucher? I'd recommend saving it for a while in case you roll some 3* horses naturally. That way you can just pick one you're missing without having to worry about getting dupes

>>715138085
oraoraoraoraoraoraora

>>715142832
cool, thanks

Is there an irl reason behind why Spe-chan has such a raging hardon for Suzuka in this show

>>715142546
That's not really that big of a deal for me since it always gets back up from random events, I just can't figure out why she keeps getting her back blown out in the final races.

To the anon assisting me in the last thread about rudolf, just had this run. Is this better?

Is this card any good?

Is that Kitasan Black card good because of PvP reasons or does it help in career as well? The more I do the Team Race mode, the less I care about it

>>715142923
iirc, she's shit

>>715142923
Only decent in URA but shit elsewhere.

>>715142941
i assumed everyone likes that card because it gives you a fuckton of speed which is useful everywhere

>>715137642
tokoyami towa..

>>715142879
Insanely good 8/10. The only thing she lack is green skills but that's lower priority.

>>715138693
>>715138291
should you really feed your prize race horse KFC

Mommy.

Is there a better epithet than these? Does every character get their own version of one like the Emperor one?
>>715143074
Sweet, it’s my first ever A rank so I’m quite happy. Shame her sparks were so shit. How the hell does speed like that get a 1 star speed spark.

>>715142856
iirc they never met irl. So I'm unsure why they were paired up

>>715137823
northern taste

Sorry Oguri we're going to popeyes and that's final.

>can't set my horse wife on all of the background screens
:(

>>715142856
They're sons of Silence Sunday

>>715142941
A card that produces good team runners will naturally be good for career, they are one and the same at this point

>>715143162
Yes every single uma got their unique epithets if you follow their irl counterpart achievment.

>>715142923
it's ok for recovering, more interesting for the exclusive events with her

>Finale finals
>my level 4 and 2 inherited skills, homestretch haste, stamina skill at good time
>5th
>retry
>late start
>stamina skill activates 2 seconds into the race
>no procs but homestretch haste
>win by 4L
Rice Shower is weird

>play uma musume ONCE
>youtube starts reccomending me the live stream of my local race tracks

I am surprised people are having trouble with Urara career mode. She is probably the most easy mode character in the game. You have her with 6 SPD cards, train SPD only and have her as a front runner. She will win every single race (save the Arima Ken which is some rigged BS).

>Decided to blow away 60 rolls on Biwa banner
>Didn't get her
>Got Opera, Bourbon and Maruzensky
I can't complain about getting 3 SSRs, but it sure stings not getting the character I want

>>715143328
that's the thing, not everyone knows the front runner strat so she will have a bit of issues getting stuck behind

Nothing affects rolling, right? I don't need to play career first or boost any kind of points/stats? None of that matters when you roll for more Umas? I want to customize my home screen but I need more umas first. I don't want to main the pigtail uma they give you during the tutorial but she's the main girl right now on the home screen.

>>715143276
Shit, I gotta figure out opera’s irl counterpart then, I’ve only ever gotten GOAT with her.

>>715140000
almost 20k but i havent farmed all trophies, im gonna reroll accounts on the side incase i get an insane roll and then whale a lil bit

i picked Rice Shower with my free ticket :)

Was i supposed to know which of these races count as one of three parts of a triple crown set? I participated in two on accident..

>>715140809
first 30k had 2, second 30k popped off

>>715143389
you can change the menu with any girl by touching the top left button on the main room screen, and no, nothing affects rolling, the only thing that changes is each banner has a bigger chance to drop the new character or new card, anything else is pure unchanged luck

>>715143482
I'm sorry for your loss

Uma Musume x My Little Pony

>>715143521
cool thanks

>>715143539
This girl is not a runner, get the fuck out of here.

>>715143514
not really, when the triple crown is actually important the races are marked as main objectives in that career

>>715143539
List the aptitudes and support stat specialties of the Mane 6
Go

>Rice Shower career
>tenno sho (spring) race
>must get first place
>race starts
>she leads
>others fall behind as race goes on
>Super Creek, Manhattan Cafe, Mcqueen, all of them fall behind
>heh, I got this in the bag
>half-way
>noticed Goldship gaining steadily from the outside
>its ok, Rice can win this
>Goldship starts passing everyone, one by one
>last spurt
>Goldship goes all the way to second
>threatening my comfortable lead
>still a few lengths away
>Rice Shower still can win this
>Goldship starts accelerating even more
>last 100m
>literally a couple lengths away
>holy shit, I am losing
>remember the IRL race when Goldship have won by doing the same thing
>sweating bullets right now
>both horses are still accelerating
>Rice Shower won
>marginally
I reckon if the race track is 100m longer I will lose. Freaking hell, nearly lose the whole career to a meme horse.

Is she good?

>People wasting their luck on simulators
It is like you never played gachas b4

reminder that Special Week is a racist chud incel that hates women and chestnut horses.

also Grass Wonder might've been a homo-horse.

>>715143638
the best

>>715143638
Yes. She is really a good all rounder.

Her.

>>715143482
I got McQueen because I think a horse named McQueen is hilarious

>>715137376
Ha, I just got the same (it was Spe)

>>715143638
yep, one of the best ssr now

>>715143661
Grass Wonder was just displaying dominance. Showing your rival your boner is a power move.

>>715143695
whore

SHE'S FAT

>>715143403
>Just follow their irl counterpart achievment bro
>T.M Opera victory trail
Ayyy

>>715143482
I got Maruzensky after I saw her animation, the whole gear shift accelerate is SO FUCKING SICK!

Spe-Chan?

>>715142845
ATATATATATATATATA

>>715143638
Now watch Cinderella Gray.

>>715143791
cake on head retarded

>>715143403
>>715143776
Also, in addition to the unique epithets, Umamusume also have their unique commentaries

You think Uma would/could ever pick up legendary foreign horses like Secretariat?

>American Triple Crown is all dirt tracks when Japanese Triple Crown is all turf and there are few turf specialist hoers girls
Just put Haru on the American circuit see what happens..

>>715143595
I havent checked but i guess Symboli Rudolf has a triple crown attempt in her career?

DRINK SPEWEISER'S!

(WHAT?)

RACE LIKE HELL!

(WHAT?)

DISDAIN WONDER!

(WHAT?)

AW HELL YEAH!

>>715143658
Correct. I don't even think about the result of my rolls in advance, so that I don't spend mental reserves of luck. I will cultivate a perfect neutral ki until the moment Kitasan drops so that the desire sensor doesn't detect shit.

>>715143638
There is an entire copypasta about her being meta

Mejiro Dober... I need you...

>>715143328
>You have her with 6 SPD cards
I would fucking love 6 speed cards, but the game hasn't given me a single speed SR, to say nothing of SSRs

>>715143870
I believe it is, and Scarlet goes through the triple tiara ones

>>715143946
>Race Oguri LOST

No cap fr fr get gremlin-diff'd.

>>715143847
Huh, neat. Also is it just me or is Rudolf’s career significantly easier than Opera’s? Feels like Opera I always marginally win or get 2nd/3rd, while rudolf I’ve never had a race worse than leading by 3L.

>>715139151
unironically ? just pray no matter how good you play shes gonna find a way to fuck you over with double consecutive mood down, no maestro isnt required if you manage to get to 550 stam at tenosho sping just get 2 silver recovery skill

>>715143791
Spe more liek sped amirite

>>715138085
>Urara B+ 13/15 wins
yatta!

>>715143854
Nearly improbable, also very low on the priority list as you can’t really do a meaningful career with it.
The efforts for Secretariat should be spent on get the super strong but super docile, ningen-loving Dope Impact, which is the most important missing piece of the 2001-2010 period.

UMA-MAMAMAMA
UMA-MAMAMAMA
UMA-MAMAMAMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrSkoc1rdpc

>>715144069
The owner will never let them use Deep Impact. Sad but true.

>>715138878
1. Do not level wit
2. Do not level guts

GIVE ME THE CLAW MACHINE I CANT KEEP THROWING RUNS FOR THIS RNG FUCKING EVENT

What does it mean when an uma has decorations on both sides of her head?

>>715144139
you always level wit min 300 max 500 or else your horse will always suffer late start and rushed!

>>715143990
Can't wait for S2.
I like Tamamo, but I kinda want to see more of March too.

>>715143962
We know, Special Week and Rob Royce and Agnes Tachyon and Manhattan Café and El Condor Pasa.

>>715144069
I rather have secretariat added since he was such a weird abnormally of a horse. He was so unrealistic fast in some races

strong uma

>objectively a superior horse to your crackhead cousin
>but he's a living meme so people like him more

give me some strong friend codes. I don't use Discord.

>>715144176
futa

>>715144154
the claw machine usually appears on classic and senior years, so you don't waste time on the first year

am I supposed to roll for that kitashit every utuber is saying to roll

>>715139629
I read the first everything in my first career run as scarlet. Now I skip everything.

>>715144184
shes just idolmaster Rin in uma form

Will there be hard mode in the future? Like, getting canonical wins instead getting top 5 or 3? My immersion gets ruined when I suck at training but the game still cheers as if my uma won.

>>715144134
They got the permission before, so it shouldn’t be impossible to get it again
People said the same thing about Shadai and then U Carrot. Now they are getting chummy with Cygames at every JRA event

>>715144217
no...

>>715144181
You can get both to 350 but there's no reason to go out of your way to do that.

>>715144186
He doesn't have a Japanese race career, so it's not happening. Montjeu is still Super Boss exclusive because he only had one race in Japan. You'd need them to change up the whole game and introduce American Races for them to bother with Secretariat.

>>715143708
>male commentator starts screaming MAAKWEEEEEEN at the top of his lungs

>>715144176
Intersex
Fine Motion has them too

>>715144217
>>715144324
WTF is this real!?

>>715134947 (OP)
Can we lewd her instead of the horse girls?

Nippo Teio Factoids

>Yet to be officially introduced to the game out-with CinGray due to the lack of permission from the oji-san's who own his license
>Called "Akitsu Teio" to be legally distinct in their CinGray appearance
>"The King of the Mile". They were very dominant in mile races and showed impressive gusto.
>In the Emperor's Prize (Autumn), he landed a long-awaited GI title with a landslide victory by 5 lengths. A truly kingly act befitting their name.
>At the Takarazuka Kinen, there was a match against Tamamo Cross that gained incredible amounts of fan attention. Speculation arose on whether the Nippo's veteran power or Tamamo's ferocity would come out on top.
>In the fan vote, Tamamo Cross was 1st and Nippo Teio was 2nd, but the single win odds were that Nippo Teio was 1st favourite and Tamamo Cross was 2nd favourite.
>However, he lost the lead to Tamamo Cross 200 meters ahead of the goal on the straight track, losing by two lengths and a half and finishing second.
>He retired from this race for the last time, and a retirement ceremony was held at the Tokyo Racecourse on October 9, 1988.
>Entered into a comfortable retirement and began work breeding mares.
>Had several hundred children that were able to achieve varying levels of success.
>None of them, however, would equal the wide-spread popularity and love obtained by their daughter.
>Haru Urara, The Hero of Loser's Everywhere.

>>715144317
I'm surprised they didn't get that commentator lady who who was an actual commentator IRL. She's in the anime tho.

Which one is better Maruzensky or Oguri Cap?

>>715144304
Couldn't they make a fake scenario where American transfer umas come to tracen? Well it certainly won't happen, but one can dream of the races that could've been

>>715144415
Nippo Teio Accolades

>G1 Victories:
>Emperor's Award, Autumn (1987).
>Mile Championship (1987).
>Yasuda Memorial (1988).

>Major Awards Received:
>1986 Yushun Award Best Sprinter.
>1987 JRA Award Best Sprinter.
>1987 JRA Awards Best Horse Over 5 Years Old.

>Add him Cygames, I want him, reeee.

>>715144304
Shame…

>>715143990
She's too strong because she has the speed force.

>>715144407
damn what a cute uma shame she's an npc

one thing against the idea of western horses in Uma Musume is that it would mean "Horsey McHorseface" "Kids Lookin Touchable" and "Skibidi Rizz" have a chance to be Umas.

>>715144176
Usually 2 decorations means the original horse had signs of androgyny like Fine Motion case, but in Fukukitaru's case the cover on the ear and the ribbon with the same color is what shows the irl horse was male

>>715144407
MODS

>>715144525
>male commentator constantly screaming SKIBIDIRIZZ at last spurt.
Kek

>>715144470
she's REALLY lewd so they don't want to asociate much with her.
she's known to make constant lewd jokes, and has a blog named "my private parts" iirc.

>>715144595
It can also mean they got gelded.

silly goober horse

>Watch Uma videos
>My feed is now nothing but Gold Ship being a retarded goof in his retirement pen

>>715144407
THE MASK STAYS ON

RESPECT WINNING TICKET

Those horse girls have incredibly modest clothes. It's strange for a gacha game.

>>715144639
I didn't know that, only that she nearly lost her job because of the scream she made at the goldship incident. What immediately stood out to me is how non voice actor-y her voice is.

>>715144726
Idol gachas usually dress modestly, Uma is no exception just because it's a primarily a racing game.

The mommy uma has a little sister voice. Are there any more mature umas or have I reached my limit? She's otherwise perfect, but the voice sounds too young for the type of character she's portraying.

>>715144726
because they needed permission and supervision from their owners to be allowed.

>>715144672
>watch keiba
>Now my feed is full of Umamusume videos

>>715144495
>Summon magic circles and whatever other forces beyond our comprehension
>What are you gonna do with all that power?
>I'm gonna kick the FUCK out of that fence

>>715144647
>ywn be goldship's best friend
why even live

>>715144830
She's merely pretending so you don't notice her cheating on you

>>715144830
Hagzensky looks and sounds like she should be nowhere near a school.

>>715144830
Air Groove has a nice voice but she's not mommy

>>715144407
Is this Umamusume A?

>>715144837
Oh it's Japanese permission autism again? God damn it.

Who is the Lebron James of horses?

>>715145006
Oguri Cap

>>715144139
You'll naturally get 400-600 wit by just using it to regen energy trying to fish for energy recovery events while also building stats

>>715144965
Stern office lady

>>715144495
She looks like she can solo 99% of fiction

>>715145006
The one who jobbed in finals all the time? Alydar in the USA and Nice Nature in Japan.

finally pulled someone new. its been so long

>>715144407
I want Pasa but I cannot fucking pull her. I have 88 stars right now from her legend race and been buying her stars when they are in the store. I don't want to buy her for 50 because if I pull her I'll get close to 100 to rank her up to 3

>>715144965
Air Groove is actually pretty famous for her mommy feats. While Daiwa Scarlet, Vodka and Gentildonna are upheld as the 'heights' of mares who raced in Japan- Air Groove is considered a 'height' of motherhood. She birthed powerful progeny, and once got through a birthing where she was internally bleeding yet refused to pass out from the pain till the foal was born and safe. The staff at the time gave her incredible praise for that.

>>715144916
>She's merely pretending so you don't notice her cheating on you
E-Explain in detail...

Legacy World Factoids

>Introduced in season 2 as 'Relic Earth' due to the Oji-San's not giving permission for the real horse.
>Legacy World was a Japanese Thoroughbred racehorse best known for winning the 1993 Japan Cup.
>He failed to win in five starts as a juvenile, which was put down to his bad temperament.
>Despite the fact that it'd curb any hope of a sire-line, his team made the difficult decision to take away his cock and ball privileges.
>Legacy World was gelded before the start of his second season.
>Kinda worked out though. (I doubt he'd agree if you asked.)
>In 1992 he won six races including the Grade II St Lite Kinen, finished fourth in the Japan Cup and ran second in the Arima Kinen. In the following year he was lightly raced and made only two appearances before defeating a top-class international field in the Japan Cup at Tokyo Racecourse.
>Legacy World was invited to compete in the Arima Kinen over 2500 metres at Nakayama on 27 December and finished second of the sixteen runners behind the five-year-old Mejiro Palmer with Nice Nature in third.
>Went on to defeat Rice Shower at the Grade II St Lite Kinen.
>Legacy World was again invited to run in the Arima Kinen, but finished fifth of fourteen behind Tokai Teio on 26 December.
>Never quite recovered from this loss, taking an injury for his troubles. When he returned, he had middling results to his sixth year before retiring.
>His siblings include Sirius Symboli and Mejiro Ramonu

>>715145006
Oguri "The Beast" Cap

>>715145374
don't worry about it haha...

>>715145220
wife material

>used both ssr support tickets
>both were goldship

>>715145006
Depends what you mean by that.

If you mean the 'Greatest of all time'? Then that'd be argued heavily between the triple crown winners, TM Opera O and El Condor Pasa. Almond Eye is worthy of discussing too. Deep Impact, at present, is probably who most people would point to however.

If you mean popularity? Maybe Oguri Cap, he did cause a 'horse racing boom' and raised a lot of interest in the product. Though his results aren't really that legendary compared to many of his historical peers. Haru Urara kinda mogs everyone in the sport on a popularity basis though, Japanese normies with no interest in horse racing often will at least vaguely know about Haru.

>>715145493
Y-You bastard...S-Stay away from my horsewife!

I really hit a landmine with this Golshi SSR huh? I already got Super Creek..
I dont think being forced to burn 10 energy for 25 stamina is totally disastrous but also burning 10 energy for 25 guts? Jeez

>>715145152
I am 90% sure this is an idolmaster girl

Maruzensky
Should I?

>>715145627
That would be quite 'hip' and 'trendy' of you.

Getting closer to 10k scores
I can feel it

>>715144996
yes but in addition a lot of those owners are apparently Yakuza that would straight up break their legs if they made the uma lewd

>>715145220
mommywife

>Pull for horse
>Wait for Kitasan
Which should i choose? Only got 2k carats atm

I'm noob at this game how do I win training mode, this seems rather pay to win ngl

>>715145627
Hagzensky is the cutest so yes

I can't stop IMAGINING the small of sukuzas suit after the race

Why does Gold Ship, the strongest Uma, not simply destroy her competition?

>>715145737
Level your cards
Stamina is important
1200 speed doesn't matter outside of sprints if all your other stats are shit

>>715145593
She'll do it on her own!

i beated a campaign

I only have 150 carrots. What are my chances of getting black Kitasan?

>>715145916
And with Urara nonetheless, congrats.

>>715145840
Gentildonna Factoids


>JRA description

"A talented woman named Lady Noble ran across the stage of glory.

With the quick wit that reminds me of their father who was praised as a hero
The mare has won the honour of three crowns.

The strongest inherited genes draw dreams that surpass imagination."

>In 2012, she achieved the Triple Crown for fillies, becoming the first female horse to achieve the Triple Crown in Japanese horse racing.
>After winning the Japan Cup, she became the second female Japan Cup winner and also became the Horse of the Year.
>However, during this race, suspicions arose that she intentionally collided with Orfevre, and she gained the image of a "villain daughter."
>After bumping into Gold Ship due to her jockey's error, and Gold Ship striking back, it became all the more popular for fans to paint her as a 'villainess'.
>Gold Ship, notably, didn't seem to like her. Gold Ship's team claimed that Gold Ship simply didn't consider her a woman. Perhaps due to her physique.
>To quote fans she "Must have been born a mare due to some kind of mistake."
>The original mare had an overly rugged physique, and was famously described as being like a gorilla throughout her active years.
>"A gorilla in horse clothing."
>However, the Uma design was created in a style that matched the meaning of her name- Lady- and instead her physique was slapped onto her chest.
>It is said that the real-life horse actually had a large chest circumference. Even at Dubai SC, there were people who saw Gentildonna and expressed admiration for her "sexy body".
>After winning the Triple Tiara, Gentildonna only competed in mixed races (aka including guy honses). She had already proven herself to be the best filly, so there was no need to compete in more filly races.
>Her seven international G1 wins make her one of the most dominant race-horses Japan has produced.
>Proof of Deep Impact's incredible genes.
>While maternal, she can be violent with foals from other mares.

>>715145220
>>715144965
Sold.
Alright, time to use my voucher on her.
>...
>not on the list
AAAAAAAAAA

>>715144939
Hagzensky it is.

>>715145980
That (You) to Golshi was accidental. Or maybe Gentildonna demanded I do it. Either or.

>>715145708
Don't get fooled by Kitatards, her card is only useful if maxed
Roll for whatever you want, horses or cards, and then follow some whale and use his maxed Kita card

>>715145374
imagine her giving you headpats and a nursing hand job while describing the sex she had last night and how good it was...

>JRA description

"Speed is the truth

What to pursue is speed.
You just have to believe that and move on.
Honour and praise...
Will surely follow.

Don't even pay attention to anything else
Walk only on it.
To shine in this world.
Stick to it.

Speed is the truth
Believe that and go ahead."

>A horse produced by the Shadai Group's Northern Farm, he was one of the best sprinters in JRA history. The name is a combination of the official name of the owner, Sakura Commerce + Bakushin (驀進), meaning to move forward with strength, and Oh (王), meaning king of thoroughbreds.
>In the 1200m and 1400m, he showed overwhelming force with a total of 11 wins out of 12, but from the 1600m onwards, he had zero wins period.
>Horse racing as a whole changed because of him. Sprinting, previously thought little of, had gained recognition due to the power of Bakushin.
>When discussing Nishino Flower, a filly who was still relatively underappreciated at the time, the most important comment in terms of how great she was was that she "beat Sakura Bakushin O within 1400m." Achieving that alone could make a horse famous.
>In retirement, he lived as a stallion at Shaddai Stallion Station, Japan's best stallion facility, and showed a strong genetic power to pass down short-distance speed to his children. He was the only sire specializing in sprints and showed steady performance in the top 10 of the leading sire rankings. Demand for his pedigree was so high that he was mated with over 100 mares each year.
>He died at 22 of heart failure from too much Bakushin-powered segggs.

>roll for the Kitasan card
>get 1 or 2 copies
>end up borrowing someone else's mlb copy anyway
I don't get it

>Got ssr make debut ticket
Should i use it?

>>715145990
Air Groove is only 2 stars so you will get her eventually

Rolled for my wife Biwa. It took all my saved 20k carats + 8k more that I bought. I got her at 190 pulls, and it was worth it.

>>715146136
see >>715141206

>>715146136
You get kitasan and whatever more op card gets released in the future that’s harder to get you borrow from a whale

Truly amazing that you create NTR fantasies for the Uma that literally wants to pamper you. Gonna need the cattle gun for this one.

Mejiro Dober.

We Have Arrived.

>>715146194
whatever more op card gets released in the next two weeks?

>Want Top Gun
>Use the 2* debut from the missions
>Get Top Gun
>Get first in every race on her first run
>Also 3* Stamina Spark
Feels good man

>>715139151
Why is she the sweetest kindest thing in existence I want to be her friend

somebody described the game as a roguelite raising sim to me so i downloaded it this morning, if i just want to have fun and raise my favorites should i still wait to actually play until the 16th so i can reroll for that one op support

Maruzensky's voice for Super Creek would have been peak.

>>715144407
I feel like I've seen you somewhere before?

I have 26k carats right now, should I blow them all off on the Kita negro banner?

>>715146198
Anons needs to become glue

>>715134947 (OP)
>Right next to the Deltarune thread
Ah yes, a pink lizard and a bunch of horse girls on the same page... a classic tale as old as time.

>>715146294
After her there's only Super Creek banner until the next scenario which mean there's nothing else really. Kitasan is still the speed card until around L'Arc and that's around 2 years.

>>715144693
WINNINGU TICKETU

>>715134947 (OP)
nortubel tier character design

>>715146370
Discussion on saving for Kitasan is a bit of a red herring for absolutely new players because you need *multiple duplicates* of her card in order for it to become the end-all god card
A new player can only set up for that by rerolling on the 16th and plan long term
But a new player also cannot assume that they will enjoy the game to stick around long enough for that strategy to matter

How do I roll for the girl in the green uniform and hat? She doesn't appear to have horse ears or a tail but I wouldn't mind training her lower body every day.

>>715146189
you make a good argument funny voice asian man, but the Satono Diamond split focus is still looking at me funny

>>715146480
I only have 10k...

>>715146581
You can't but she's always watching you

>>715146581
>He doesn't know.

wait so you guys are waiting for a card
i thought it was for a character
cards are good but can't you just borrow it?

Does anyone know if a Great mood also increases the Friendship gain?

>>715146480
if you think you're lucky enough to get at least 4 dupes, absolutely

>>715146680
A Japanese player died of tesicular torsion because he failed to get it. Better play it safe and whale out or spend a few days rerolling.

>>715146198
NTA and not to get too off-topic, but wifely, mommy-type characters make the best NTR heroines.

>>715146636
>that uniform

>>715146198
She LITTERALLY has a cheating problem though

>>715146636
>She might actually be a horsegirl.
Whoa, nice.

>>715146860
Tokino ran in the 1940's, anon...

is there one uma or card where its actually viable to use wit training as a replacement for rest, at least to a decent degree?

>>715146851
>NTR
they are way better for NTS though

>>715146860
>>715146636
>her face when she banzai (cavalry) charges you

>>715146582
Yeah, why not wait for the rerun where it's the only focus? I feel like I'm missing something, nobody could ever answer this question either from what I've seen

>>715146967
Do you want to be crippled for half a year or have fun?

>>715146927
Fine Motion? I thought that was the point of her OP-ness to begin with

>>715146930
This anon knows how to get cucked.
I stand corrected, NTS Chad.

>>715146910
>Her and Tokino Minoru’s birthdays are the same (5/2).
>Tazuna never takes her cap off and her ears are not shown. In an UmaYon comic, she had her cap off and the manga panel cut off the top of her head.
>In the lyrics of “Hashire Uma Musume”, Tazuna says that her favourite foods are ramen and gyoza but also carrots.
>She is so fast, she is able to catch up to even the faster horse girls. An example is when she ran to catch Taiki Shuttle, who was sneaking out for late training, and she remarked that Tazuna was very fast. Taiki Shuttle is a famous sprinter who had incredible speed even for a race horse.
>Her uniform is loosely based off of Tokino Minoru’s jockey silk colours. And her horseshoe barrette is on the right side of her head, where her ear decoration would be if she was a horse girl based on a male horse.
>She has mentioned that she has fond memories of the Japanese Derby.
>She gets sad when the topic of injury comes up. Five days after winning the Japanese Derby, Tokino Minoru ended up falling ill to tetanus sepsis because of injury and died.
>During one of her date events, she suddenly mentions the excitement of waiting for the gate to open but immediately changes the subject when she is questioned.
>In the same event, there is an announcement for a movie called “The Phantom Horse Girl”. This is in reference to “The Phantom Horse” a movie about Tokino Minoru.
>Umayon’s description of Tazuna says that she “does anything perfectly”. Tokino Minoru’s debut was also called a “perfect” one. Also, the horse’s name was “Perfect” before it was replaced by the registered name Tokino Minoru.
>Fans think her shitty advice after races is due to her career as an undefeated race horse. She doesn't know why someone would lose, never having known defeat herself.
>She has fond memories of the Kyodo News Service Hai. The subtitle for this race? Tokino Minoru Kinen.

>>715147031
Half a year is only a couple of months away man. And you're still going to be crippled until the uncap item exists because you're absolutely not getting more than 2 copies in 200 rolls ESPECIALLY not with the split focus, so at the end of the day everyone still needs to wait. As far as I can tell rolling now is just a bad deal.

Umalore is pretty deep, I underestimated you Umamusume.

>>715147125
Damn, that's some good lore. Actually, this game's lore always surprises me how good it is. That's so neat.

>>715147346
>>715147384
To be fair it's kind of cheating given that it's got a century of real world history to draw from, but yeah. Uma lore can be fun.

>>715146967
The real answer is that the banner is the best one we will see in a while and you will need support cards anyways, so better throw your carats at the good banner.
People who obsess over kitasan are more than a bit retarded. Having missed the event Special Week is a bigger hit than failing to get a sub 3lb kitasan.

>>715146846
fucking what

>>715146846
i'm only surprised that it was only one guy

>>715145708
Save 200 rolls(30k carrots) for a horse banner if you really want them
Or drop rolls for kitasan if you still have shit collection of uncapped support cards and hope for the best
The SR cards you get will also help more than most baseline SSRs if you get dupes to uncap them

>>715146846
>if you don't whale out the game makes your balls explode
someone should really stop these predatory sales methods

They thought it was just Tazuna... Director-san? Enter.

>Fans speculate that Yayoi is a horse girl. If so, she would be Northern Taste (03/15/1971-12/11/2004), a horse that changed the breeding game in Japan forever. A lot of Uma Musume horses have him in his pedigree, including his son Machikane Tannhauser.
>She has the white shooting star that appears a lot on horse girls.
>Her white bangs are on the same spots as Northern Taste’s white shooting star.
>Her name is the ancient name for March in Japanese and Northern Taste was born in March.
>The cat she has on her hat looks VERY similar to the cat that Northern Taste made friends with at his farm. This cat would also ride on his back frequently.
>The cat once delivered a heavy punch on Machikane Tannhauser’s face.
>Speaking of Machikane Tannhauser, Yayoi also shows up more in her scenario than in anybody else’s.
>Northern Taste is a small horse, Yayoi is also small.
>Northern Taste was given the privilege to live in a special ranch with air conditioning, a large room, specially designed dry-grass bed for the horse, and his own grazing ground, for his achievements being a great sire.
>This is very akin to the Director's love for luxury.
>Her mother was the chairman before becoming too busy to manage Tracen Academy. Northern Taste’s father is another wonderful sire, the great Northern Dancer.
>On the June 26, 2024 update, it’s revealed that her birthday is indeed March 15, which further proved that she is based on Northern Taste.
>Secret 1: She has attempted to put conveyor belt sushi in the cafeteria but was stopped.
>A reference on how Northern Taste got his name. When Yoshida Teruya purchased the son of Northern Dancer in Canada and called his father Yoshida Zenya, Zenya said “Nice work, is there anything you want to eat after returning to Japan?”; Teruya said: “Sushi.” From sushi, Zenya thought of fish, and named the horse Northern Taste as in “the taste from the north”.

>>715147440
Yeah I already have the event card maxed out which is why I can't afford to be dumb with my carrots, because someone said the Kitasan rerun will have higher rates but I don't know if that's true and is why I'm skeptical at rolling in the next one where it debuts.

And since you brought it up, they'll introduce event archives later down the line, no? You can get the Special Needs card then.

i wish the clovers give you much better value for exchange than the complete joke it is right now
makes you feel bad rolling less than 20x

>>715147125
>Fans think her shitty advice after races is due to her career as an undefeated race horse. She doesn't know why someone would lose, never having known defeat herself.
kek

>>715147452
If you've made an Uma Musume account and fail to get kitasan you might get testicular torsion. Japanese media products are cursed sometimes. This is why you see so many anons sweating about getting it.

i want to sex Otonashi

>>715147605
It's false. The same retard released a video 12 hours after that one saying "I was wrong about the rates."

Just started playing and I really like Gold Ship's vocal range.
That is all

>>715147805
Golshi is so sexy without the stupid hat.

This is Mcqueens wife
thoughts

Anyone got the content roadmap for global the next couple of months?

>>715147684
i know this is a bullshit joke but you got me sweating and clutching my balls man, don't joke about no torsion

>>715147558
That's too good.

>>715147805
goldship looks wrong without her stupid hat and human ear muffler

>>715147805
Litterally Takane

>>715147805
isn't this that granblue chick

This game just tells me monster rancher with cute monster girls is the next big thing

>>715147886
Needs a lil bit of Taiki in her life, methinks.

>>715146680
To be fair, none of the upcoming characters looks cool or interesting to me until Fantasy El Condor Pasa.
https://litter.catbox.moe/mxermufrskk13iwu.png

What are the best SR support cards?

It's time to end the rule of man, whose with me?

>>715147805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs56cWzSz58

>>715147962
there is no granblue character that looks like that.
the closest i can think of is korwa and she doesn't have pink eyes.

>>715147886
do they ever reference the horse girls have cannonically SUCKED AND FUCKED or is it ignored

i must protect my precious Rice Shower

What exactly am I looking for in support cards? I have a few SRs and SRRs and all the effects seem really good.

I treat my mare like a queen, she gets whatever she needs
And when I tell her I'm hungry she says, "Spe-chan, get on your knees"
Go to work, Dober, I feast, take me away from the streets
'Cause she got just what I need, she my carrot, I'm a fiend, yeah
I even see her up in my dreams, yeah

so do the characters on the banners only show up on their banners or is it just an increased chance
if the former, is there a list of banner-exclusive characters

>>715148360
A big one you want is Priority Training. Any card that has that is immediately top of the list of "must have."

>>715146136
You will be able to limit break them later you retard

Shoudd I take flustered front runners for bakushin?

>>715148303
It's 'soft' referenced. Kitasan and so on will mention Bakushin (their Grandpa) feeling familiar. Horses with Family names like Mejiro will typically be referenced to be related. Umayuru also had a funny epsiode where Vodka and Scarlet bragged about their dads (Tanino Gimlet and Agnes Tachyon). The episode ended with the parents bragging about their kids. That being said they'll never out-right admit the relation IN-VERSE. Which in part works since they're reincarnated from our world, so you could say they're 'spiritually' invested in each other rather than blood-invested. It's a convenient out to keep them pure and maintain horse lore.

Should I really be hoarding my carats?
I really don't know what's the next big thing is

>>715147962
Yes

did you beat her yet?

>>715148575
Yes? She's a chump

>>715148650
Can't blame Nishino Flower for this one, Seiun...

>>715148360
Id look for at least 1 gold velocity or accel skill and 1 gold stamina skill if your horse is doing long races. Other than having higher priority training you want to look up the events on gametora too see if they have good effects, top one being energy+ and mood+. Sometimes the card you want might have dogshit skills for your horse but those really good events make up for it.

Why is Biwa's head so fucking massive?

>>715148575
yes, i have already ejaculated gallons into her shoes.

>>715148671
Irl honse head was big.

>>715138981
Yeah, if umas always produce either more umas or human sons and are that superior to regular women how the hell have they not driven them to extinction yet?

where is the /v/ approved n00b guide?

>>715138693
its the trainer's hand fucking terrified and shaking after an uma uber taps the shit out of your phone that sells how scary they are

>>715148575
I got 1st place easily yesterday but for some reason she locked in today and kept getting 1st place while my horse keeps getting 2nd place.

>tfw I can't start playing this gacha until my final exams finishes next week
Just kill me...

TRAINER! I have taken the liberty of finding your home address! Why have you not logged onto the grandeur that is Uma Musume: Pretty Derby today and once more taken my glorious and incandescent self on a 'career'? Yes, a career of resplendence, one in which thousands of fans shall praise the Overlord's name! Come, Trainer, log in and begin the adventure once more! HA HA HA HA HA!

>>715148539
Yeah for the Kitasan Black card. Super strong for a long time in JP.
If you're f2p, there's an argument you could skip it because it's not as great without limit breaking. But you could get lucky and see more than one in your rolls or finish uncapping when it reruns. It'll still be available in the off-rate pool, it's just your best odds are in a week.

>>715148047
Seems like there's a lot of easy banner skips for me personally based on the upcoming character's design at a quick glance.
Which one of these are supposed to be meta so I can plan ahead?

>>715148916
honestly just roll on whatever Umas you like the best, they are spread out enough that you will be able to save for them pretty easily. In the medium term summer maruzensky and christmas oguri are the only ones considered to be "meta"

>>715148558
Did they really do something like this

>>715149163
Give praise for she has no equal.

>>715140000
20k right now, I'll save up some more, get the few missing trophies and read the stories before she comes out. I'll probably need the devs to give out some freebies to reach 30k though.

>>715148772
Honestly that's the best time to start, so far accounts get nearly everything they've previously given to people from the start, and you'll be joining at the start of the kitasan black banner for prime rerolling. The only thing you missed was the first event but honestly the SSR welfare card they gave for doing all that is worse than a max'd SR card you will probably get in your rerolls

>>715141206
How strict/rigid is this planning? I'm 9k short from 200 rolls and even if I manage to scrounge that up I just know I'll only get 1 goddang copy of it, and it's going to be the spark reward
God I hate rolling gachas

>>715149163
Golshi is the 2B of the horse world, just ask for a colab and the owner will say yes

>Finally get some decent supports
>Still keep getting reamed by RNGesus
>Barely miss getting an A Rank
This is gonna be a long grind, isnt it?

>>715147972
there's been a massive gap in the market for that in general surely. umamusume is a different thing. pokemon has been dropping the ball for 20 fucking years and no one has filled the void.

>>715148575
my shitty Grass Wonder somehow did

Why is this game shilled a lot? Can anyone give me an honest review of it?

>>715149368
The childhood friend reminding Spe-Chan that her hate won't make her a better runner.

>>715149317
I mean if you want to reroll you might as well, you get almost 11k carats just for starting a new account at the moment, but even if you get 1-2 on your current account you can borrow an MLB friend card until 6 month anniversary where you can get the rest for your own. This banner lasts a few weeks so you'll be able to get the remaining carats in time I'd imagine.

>>715149429
Fuck no I'm not rerolling I got my robo girl already

>ready to hoard and spend on Kitasan
>see anime collab Tokai Teio coming soon in the list

Just got this card from an SSR ticket, is it any good if I already have The brightest Star?

NTR being NTR'D by NTR.

>>715137642
That random anon was right, her event has spongebob music

When does Kitasan Black come?

>>715141589
>friendship ssr's
Aoi is better than the green devil, not to mention way easier to upgrade.

>SSR ticket
>it's a dupe
>it's a shitty dupe too
Daddy is going to kill himself.

>>715149525
It's a great guts card but it's a guts card, so it's a only good in future tier.

>>715149669
Immediately when I'm around. The 16th

>>715149739
Likewise.

>>715149739
Forgot pic.

>>715148575
She's an absolute weakling compared to Pasa
She came back 12th lmao

>>715149347
That's your best dirt horse...

>>715150032
And your tuff is A instead of dirt... Anon.... I........

>american horse
>not fat
wtf

>King Halo in Enhance because she says 'Ara' and lacks experience, so needs the training
>Super Creek in Story because she likes reading to kids, and being the mature type who thinks about others, would probably appreciate the memories from past events
>Gold Ship in Home because it lets her goof off and be a chatterbox
>Maruzensky in Race because she's a pro and she's very confident
Will replace Gold Ship with Air Groove, and King Halo with someone mommier when I get them. But I went with what makes sense for now. Hopefully these Umas are in the spot they would be happiest in.

>>715150131
they run every day

>>715147558
Apparently Northern Dancer is the inspiration for Slow Dancer, the horse Johnny rode in Steel Ball Run.

>>715150213
To a local mcdonalds

>>715148758
>she locked in today
No, she probably got locked in yesterday

>>715134947 (OP)
de Glued r

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8PQexPl6Ns
why are they trying to turn us into mares?

WIT makes such a huge difference in winning races early I'm thinking of making a 9 spark WIT character just so I don't worry about skills and minmaxing stats early and just focus on friendship training.

>>715150689
the choreography and camerawork is straight out of a male idol game
anyone not in this was robbed big time

>>715150762
The game does a horrible job of conveying just how important Wit is. Especially when it comes to any position that isn't just "hog first all race."

>>715150194
kek, never mind, I already miss Super Creek. Back to home.
Gold Ship moved to Enhance, and King Halo moved to Story. Think this also makes sense for their personality types.

>>715150689
>the race announcer

>>715150910
>the choreography and camerawork is straight out of a male idol game
kek, can't unsee it now

>>715150194
Anything but random on the home screen is the wrong answer.

>>715150689
mating press

>>715151305
Ohhhh, that's a good idea. Super Creek is cute in Race too so that's fine. I can move Haruzensky to Enhance. I like Halo a lot so she can stay in Story.

>>715151123
Orfevre and Gentildonna's have me hyped up the most

>She's coming up out of nowhere!
>She's coming up as if to say "Get out of my way!"
>The strongest by a long shot!
>The new queen blossoms forth!
>Gentildonna!!!

and the Orfevre announcer just losing it

>>715150689
>BRING ME GOLD BITCH

I'm going to pump up wits just to stop late starts from bricking my races.

Where is my sister fuji miracle?

>>715150689
#NotMyOrfevre

>>715139151
>How I did it:

>Got front to A with legacies.

>Pick Super Creek support card. Very important.

>Farm friendship training in the beginning. Run the first race with front, win.

>As soon as frienshidship training unlocks, your goal is to get to 450 speed and 450 stamina.

>Be sure to always pick the option that gives you energy in events. Be sure to do Wit training to avoid resting as much as possible.

>As for skills, get Swinging Maestro from the Super Creek card, your most important skill.

>Get then skills that boost your velocity like Homestretch Haste, Front Runner Straightaways, etc

>After you reach the 450 speed 450 stamina mark, dump every single training session into Speed.

>Ended up with a stat spread of 767/561/464/420/427.

>Also get Firm Conditions, since it'll work in all of her races.

>EDIT: Oh yeah, make sure you use as much Summer Training as possible. It's free lvl 5 training in every stat. Do wit training if you can't do anything else.

>>715148916
Is a different outfit a totally different girl or I can use it on my already trained uma if I get it?

>>715152238
They're a different characterswith different stats and skills, but they have the same career mode events.

>>715151379
>IRL Orfevre was Tosen Jordan's BITCH
>When Gold Ship met Tosen Jordan for the first time, Jordan jumped them
>Before Gold Ship could fight back, the staff separated the horses to prevent potential injury to either

Stay Gold's lineage will NEVER over-come this bad bitch.