Here's your "wife" bro

>>715223005 (OP)
He's literally me.

>>715223005 (OP)
lara isn't here

>>715223005 (OP)
He cute

I love horses /v/ros...
no not in the level of /mlp/, I just think they cute

she’s got a nice penis

>>715223735
Good for him

>>715223735
damn he's good at sex too

>>715223904
He apparently has over FIVE HUNDRED children.

Gold Ship playing with butterflies is cute.
CUTE!

>>715223735
Does she fuck the other female umas? Where are the videos?

I need it for my animal breeding veterinarian studies.

>>715223005 (OP)

wait, gold ship is male? what the helly

>>715223005 (OP)
Dawww, she's cute
Welp, I'll get the plow and harness, it's almost fall time, have to work fast or we won't have sugar beets and lettuce to sell.

>>715224171
He like his girls young

>>715224357
if they have the ear ribbon on the left facing you it's a boy and girl if it's the other

>>715224619
cute fucking retard

>>715224331
lmao, he's FAT

Next Uma announced.

>>715224357
All the umas with the accessory on their right ear are male irl. Devs don't have the guts to make them canonical futas, though

SHOOT THEM
SHOOT THEM

>>715223735
He looks like he browses Lara Croft sex gifs.

>>715223005 (OP)
GOLDU SHIPPU

>>715224679
Still waiting on one of Deep Impact's kids to be named Second Impact.

>>715224679
They'd add this one if they weren't cowards https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filho_da_Puta

>>715223005 (OP)
I can't believe horses are a real animal. Such a weird creature.

Marshmallow > Party > Fast > Quiet > Apples > Books

>>715224331
Is he having a stroke?

>>715224074
Tachyon has like 3000

TURN THEM INTO GLUE
SHOOT YOUR SHOT
GOOOOOOOOOO
GOOOOOOOOOO
SHOOT THEM

>>715224984
FIRIO DE PUTA

>>715225125
holy BASED

>>715225125
>2750 children
Genghis fucking Khan of horses.

>>715223295
Which mareholic is this

>>715225125
Tachyon is a SLUT

>>715224619
me in the top middle when i enter this thread

>>715223735
Imagine how big and hot her horse pussy and ponut is.

>see that KFC Uma Musume webm
>think of all the mis-treated horses eating chicks webms that people post
I wish I had never seen those.

My uncle had a horse who was always tired and they took him to the doctor and they were told it was because his balls were TOO big and they had to cut them off and he's really healthy now

>>715223735
>shane dawson

>>715225086
Is that the order of things horses like?

>>715225913
>Faps all night
>Trainee: Sleep-Deprived

>>715225125
Wouldn't that lead into inbreeding issues further down the road?

>>715226275
If he was the only male it would. But you only need about 50 males to get enough diversity

So if a couple of male horses mate with all females what happens to other 99.9% of horses who are cucked? Do they just die incels like humans?

>>715226275
That's kinda the point of racehorse eugenics. Inbreeding is used to enhance desirable traits that help to make way more succesful racehorse.

>>715226580
Regular hoses are getting laid plenty, anon. This is specifically trying to make new racing horses. Plebian horsecum isn't worth anything.

Can someone give me a tldr of this thread

>>715225913
Sounds like the same problem I have

>>715226580
No, they still breed. There's always a market for horse meat.

>>715226852
Gold Ship has a huge cock

>>715226852
Gold Ship gets late start at max mood and refuses to use a single ability to help catch up

>>715223735
white women dream

>>715226852
Gold Ship a shit

>>715224679
CERTIFIED TOADIE

Racehorses race naked.
Umas should race naked as well.

>>715226580
Mating is actually stressful for most male horses, and they become very aggressive or even die early due to the stress. Gold Ship is a rare exception who absolutely enjoys every moment

>>715225121
He knows you're filming him and is asserting dominance

>>715225125
He's just like me.
What a chad.

>>715225913
Why didn't they just milk all the cum out of his balls like in my hentais?

What's next for Umas? Will we ever see other country's horses like some of the other kolle series? Seabiscuit when?

>>715225086
But books is autistic

>>715224679
The face looks smashed, but legs need work, those horse breeders need to step p their game

>>715223295
What does exuasted mean

>>715229131
All horses are. They run in a circle for a living.

>>715229058
Mainly foreign horses that came to race in Japan, like Horlicks, Pay the Butler (Obey your Master in Uma, due to licensing) and My Big Boy. The second season is set around the 1988 Japan Cup it seems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmqFcu-m5c

>>715230029
>Pay the Butler (Obey your Master in Uma, due to licensing)
Why can't they use just that one horse's real name but can for all the rest?

>>715223735
is he ogling a human woman

>>715230097
because the other owners let them use their names you retard, do you not understand what buying a license means?

The new map is so good for rocket every point has like 40 walls you can just run up if you're getting dove by dumbass black panther

>>715226275
Arab horses are have this problem right now.
Century of selective breeding can do wonder.

>>715230097
Most of the time if they can't get the horse's real name, they just don't include the horse at all. Deep Impact's owner doesn't like uma musume so Cygames hasn't included them at all, despite how famous they are in JRA. As for foreign names, they quite often get renamed to stuff. I was wrong about My Big Boy, he got renamed to Michelle My Baby, though the chapters the anime is based off of came out 3 years ago so they might get the real ones now

>>715230423
Just like Arab people

>>715223005 (OP)

>>715228717
Only stressful if you have a bunch of chinks prodding you with electric poles forcing you to do it. The pandas in the Chinese zoos actually started fucking during COVID when they weren't doing this

>>715230495
>Deep Impact's owner doesn't like uma musume

>>715230638
I'mma Deep Impact this Uma.
If you catch my drift

>>715230638
Then make a character named Armageddon instead

>>715230423
>>715230517
Well... an Egyptian horse was the first to win the Amercian Triple Crown in over three decades
Maybe the price to pay for the master race (horse) is worth it

>>715226852
Gold Ship would rape you and make you impregnate her.

>>715230495
>>715230638
>>715230884
Isn't it more that he doesn't want Deep Impact's roids and doping to come back to the news cycle? lmao

>>715231170
Roids dope??

>>715230964
To be fair only the owner was egyptian, the sire, damsire and grandsire are all american horses. Northern Dancer is pharoah's great grandsire

>>715230289
Because how can someone own a horses name? If I want to put Clint Eastwood in my game or anime I don't have to ask him permission. Public figures like that don't get that kind of privacy protection like you or me.

>>715223005 (OP)
SEX

>>715224940
closest one is Real Impact

>>715226275
Race horses are literally the most inbred organisms in the history of Earth's biosphere.

>>715224679
>DEI horse
pass

>>715230102
unironically it is kind of masturbating by slapping it's dick on belly.

>>715223005 (OP)
yk what im gonna say it. /mlp/ stuff outside it's board doesn't need to be a bannable thing anymore. Nobody cares about the series anymore and I doubt it will ever be as big as G4 will be again. But somehow coomerslop and eceleb threads are allowed on multiple boards with multiple threads

>>715223005 (OP)
goldship is unironically an autistic horse in real life.
search for autistic horse and compare it to his face.

>>715226580
They're left for the white women.

>>715223005 (OP)
But that's a male horse..

>>715224679
we've yet to get the smartest uma

How do horses have like millions of offspring
do they just fuck hundred of times with different partner a day?

>>715223005 (OP)
>>715223367
>>715223735
stupid horse.

>>715232247
yeah, just like your mom lol

>>715232247
male horses are jacked off manually and their semen is stored in a container for later use, horse semen is the single most expensive liquid

>>715232515
Not even jacked off anymore, they get given a topical anesthetic and the semen gets extracted with a syringe, to avoid contaminants. This way its so pure, that when frozen, it could inseminate hundreds of mares. There are also experiments going on extracting mare eggs, so we could just breed them in vitro and implant the embryos into lesser mares. Soon the horse master race will be upon us.

wat happy family

>>715229058
I think the issue is the licensing for internatonal horses. I'm sure Seabiscuit or any major American race horse is gonna be way more expensive and have way more oversight than even the yakuza do over any japanese horse
They did apparently partner with the kentucky derby recently though so maybe with the game blowing up in the west it'd be possible

>>715225086
Based original horse enjoyer. Retard taste though, Book is best

>>715232812
Stay Gold is the patron deity of bum ass fathers

>>715232812
They look like they smell

Someone has that pasta of the guy who give instructions on how to fuck with a mare?

>>715233085
i only got the dolphin one chief.

Here's your next horse girl

The horse girl game reminds me of those homosexual bdsm dudes pretending to be human horses or some weird gay shit, like pup play but horses
Also it's a gacha so thats a big pass

>>715226275
Inbreeding in itself causes no issues, deleterious genes not getting purged from bloodlines do, and those are mercilessly culled from animals. Inbreeding is intentional with selectively breeding anything, animals, plants etc. to get good traits spreading around and getting fixed quickly. Missing out the cull and letting the Unterhorsen breed can completely destroy populations though, like it happened with dogs. Unscrupulous breeders kept pushing out shit from puppy mills and now a lot of breeds are genetically disposed to hip dysplasia, for example. Not to mention genetic freaks of nature like what the fuck even french bulldogs are.

Inbreeding in plants is so common, that you have entire cultivars, literally tens of millions of trees in some cases which are completely identical genetic clones of each other, because they were spread around by grafting, not seeds.

>>715233169
>see something
>immediately think of homosexual deviants

>>715233169
>immediately thinks of violently homosexual, degenerate shit

>>715233013
Like a barn

>>715232812
Which one is the most violent and retarded one?

>>715233225
Everything about this post is complete and utter idiotic bullshit.

>grafting
>inbreeding
Like holy mother of retards.

>>715233169
There's nothing "gay" about Japan World Cup Racing.

>>715233558
the shortest one yes really

>>715223005 (OP)

>>715223005 (OP)

>>715233626
Do you have reading comprehension issues, little retard?

>>715233721
She looks smelly.

Why do threads get exceedingly more deranged late at night?

I wish horses were real, but I know horses are not real because such goofy animals can't exist.

>>715233698
Why's that horse so long huh? Probably some phallic symbolism going on that I do not know of

>>715234176
long horse is long

Is there any way to 100% get Top Gun? I think she's cute, I like her outfit, and I need a sprinter.

>>715232832
>They did apparently partner with the kentucky derby recently
Cygames is also the main sponsor of this year Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe of all fucking things.

>>715229058
As >>715232832 said it's about licensing. For the AdT in-game event they managed to get the right to use Montjeu (in the anime they had to create an oc uma) but Venus Paques was an obvious stand-in for Trêve.

>>715230289
It's weird that Jojo/Araki can just use western song/band names for his characters/stands (they do get "censored" for the western release, but only for the subtitles), but Uma Musume can't do the same without proper licensing or permission.

>>715234251

>>715223005 (OP)
horse
SNOOFA

>>715233812
Inbreeding in itself causes countless issues, and was proven to be the single strongest predictor of species extinction in wildlife.

Selection for breeds or cultivars does not include any sort of "purging" of deleterious genes.

First and foremost due to "gene purging" through selection being fundamentally impossible due to the Hardy-Weinberg principle. And secondly because selection has a specific goal - achievement of a particular trait - while pursuit of any additional traits reduces the odds of a desirable combination being achieved and therefore increases the time required, exponentially. Time which is limited by natural longevity of founder specimens. If 8000 years ago Egyptians tried to breed Greyhounds but without the insane tendency for osteosarcoma and polyneuropathy that the breed has now, they would be still trying to get a fitting F2 generation today, 8000 years later. All of which simply means that selective breeding is forced to treat everything beyond the desired trait as expendable. Hence every single selectively bred organism in the employ of human civilization being a disease-prone abomination that is fundamentally incapable of independent survival. All dog breeds are way dumber, more prone to diseases and live less than wild type wolves. Same with cats. Agricultural plant cultivars cannot survive without pesticides, fertilizers and weed control - something that their wild type ancestors managed easily. Et cetera et cetera. Selectively bred organisms simply have traits that we wanted in them at the cost of deformed and dysfunctional everything else. This includes race horses, which are all insanely dumb, neurotic, disease-prone and short-lived. And the "best" ones are literally the most abnormal and twisted of them all.

And finally, vegetative reproduction in plants has nothing to do with inbreeding because it does not involve sexual process you fucking dumbass 45 IQ inbred hydrocephalic downie retard.

>>715223005 (OP)
he cute

>>715234865
Is this why blacks are so terrible? Cause white slave owners selectively breed them?

>>715223295
>read filename
>thing it's bullshit
>search it with SauceNao
>Sora Yori Takaku chapter 11: Sparks Fly with the Mare!!
>looks like a horse racing arc in this manga I just found
>read it
>click next page
>page 2 has actual human man on mare action
I didn't expect it. Not from a non-MareHolic manga.

>>715235065
Most American niggers don't show any history of selective breeding in their ancestry, as most slaveowners did not bother with it, so being terrible is mostly on slavers taking the dumbest and ugliest of the already dumb and ugly Africans.

But in the particular cases where slavers actually tried - yeah, those efforts produced the largest and also the most twisted, retarded and ugly niggers in human history, and a small number of their (probably rape-conceived) descendants is unfortunately still alive among the American citizenry today.

>>715225086
Apples should go first in that list.
>>715229131
There's nothing wrong with that. Just keep her on a leash whenever she tries risky spells.

>>715235285
I put it through yandex and after a few hoops found a yaoi horse manga where the horse can transform into a human that his rider decides to fuck.
The world of horse manga is fucked.

is gold ship low int or high int?

>>715235636
Everything about horses, both media and IRL, is fucked. Things we do to, about or for horses will form most of God's docket on the Judgement Day. This thread included.

>>715235636
>I put it through yandex and after a few hoops found a yaoi horse manga where the horse can transform into a human that his rider decides to fuck.
Eeeehm. Name and chapter?

>>715235880
I have eaten horse before, they are tasty.

horses have some funny names

>>715223005 (OP)
Pure steppe wife, as /mbg/ calls it.

>>715235840
https://mangapark.net/title/404739-en-shouwaru-boukun-kishu-to-nagasare-senba
I don't remember the chapter probably the last or 4 I'm not going to check

>>715236125
>possibly the ending of chapter 4 of Shouwaru Boukun Kishu to Nagasare Senba
Good enough for me. Thanks

>>715225125
>tachyon sired around 2,755 children
>only lived to 11
>male horses take 15-24 months to reach sexual maturity
>2755/9 = 306 kids sired per year
there is a possibility that this lad was fucking (and successfully impregnating mares) 10 months out of the year every year for his entire life
also he never lost a race
i don't even know when he found time to race

>>715236105
>/mbg/
What general is that and from what board? Is it for Uma Musume?

>>715236193
>i don't even know when he found time to race
Whenever his balls were empty

>>715236225
Mount and Blade general, originally on /vg/ now on /vst/.

>>715225125
>>715236193
It's funny but also logical how breeding success correlates with other forms of success

>>715232812
Stay Gold Bloodline be like:

>Fenomeno
>The Serious One
>Owner was a Japanese Nationalist type who instilled those values into his horse
>The horse is legit mean to foreigners and tourists
>All black to Golshi's all white
>Was a Boss Horse and didn't get on well with Golshi due to it, Boss Rivalry
>Extended to their teams. Gold Ship’s groom said in an interview before the 2013 Takarazuka Kinen: “We don’t want to lose to that horse.”
>In the end Gold Ship still lost to him 2 to 3.
>His version of 'retirement' was becoming a traffic horse

>Nakayama Festa
>The Gambler
>“when [Nakayama Festa] hits the jackpot, he really hits the jackpot”
>“pursues the thrill of not knowing whether he’ll win or lose”.
>Temperamental asshole
>He is one of three Japanese horses to have finished second in the Arc, coming after El Condor Pasa and preceding Orfevre(‘s two second place finishes).
>Not the best, not the worst
>Chilled out a lot when he retired

>Orfevre
>The Prize Winner
>Triple Crown Champion
>Six G1 Wins
>Did well in the Arc
>Outside of that? Kind of a bitch
>Most docile (off the track) of the Stay Gold kids, remarkably mean to his jockey though. Lots of stories about that.
>Nice to women (human)
>Became a lackey of Tosen Jordan because Tosen Jordan would protect him
>Legendary talent in a rather meek little shell

>Dream Journey
>SMALL
>Super angry, labelled one of the worst in Japanese History
>Easily the most hard to handle of the Stay Gold kids, not in a funny way like Golshi- Just genuinely awful.
>Being so small gave him difficulties in mating
>His team say this "hurt his pride"
>Not dumb though, His groom said: “He could survive even if we just left him there.”
>His old jockey (Orfevre's) was always careful when visiting him, lest Journey try to kill him. (or bite a finger off, if nothing else).

>Golshi
>Need I say more?

>>715234865
Kinda makes me think goldship must have won the genetic lottery of being rather intelligent, healthy, and independent basically how a healthy non brain damaged horse with non fucked up genetics tend to act, while also happening to have the exceptional race horse abilities.

>>715236257
Thanks. I will give it a look. Mount and Blade seems like a cool game to try and I've had it in my to-play list for too long.

>>715236193
>Nishino Rose and Seiun Sky are a famous rl horse pair
>Shipped by fans and their teams
>Buried together in death
>JRA did out-right poetry for them
>Agnes Tachyon snuck in at one point during this and bred her

Yup yup, that's my Faster Than Light Genius right there.

>>715225086
Books >> The rest

>>715233167
should be an annoying loli brat

>>715236193
He probably never had sex. As >>715232805 pointed out, he just had his balls anesthetized, a vet drained them through a syringe, and then than semen was frozen and later used by other vet technicians to artificially impregnate mares.

Dude was stabbed in the balls with a needle about 5 times a week from the day of his first W.

>>715235767
High int animals tend to be more independent and prone to misbehaving/being an asshole out of spite, for example hussies.
Meaning that GS is basically the horse equivalent of a huskie

>>715236432
Artificial Insemination is banned in Japan for horses due to attempts to defraud buyers based on pedigree. So no, Golshi and Tachyon and the rest of them were all doing normal fucking.

>>715232515
> horse semen is the single most expensive liquid
after HP printer ink

>>715233698
Highneigh Star will always be the delinquent champion in my eyes

>>715236509
fair, but the ink tastes worse

>>715236540
>the ink tastes worse
HUH?!

>>715236502
>"""""banned"""""

>>715236540

>>715225086
Quiet is best pony

>>715236302
>Orfevre
>nice to women (human)
I find this factoid funny since Orfevre is quite popular amongst the JP female userbase (alongside of her sister and some other ikemen umas)
Sometimes you just know

>>715236302
is fenomeno also racist as an uma?

>>715236742
Just like Spe-Chan, Fenomeno is white-washed in Uma. You won't really see the 'worst qualities' of any of the horses in the funny honse game.

>>715236302
Goldship must have had some wild horse DNA unlock or someshit to result in all of his offspring being so aggressive, intelligent, and weird.
Fucker was meant to be a wild mustang but God accidentally dropped him into a race track

>>715223295
The fact that the series starts with the dude literally fucking a horse is incredible. The 90s was a magical time.

>>715234865
>Inbreeding in itself causes countless issues, and was proven to be the single strongest predictor of species extinction in wildlife.

Wrong. Right on the first line. Did not even read further. You have zero knowledge of the subject and must be some kind of insufferable redditor sojak who learned all his heckin science from reddit factoids.

>>715223367
>Soon

>>715236864
I assume you're talking about Stay Gold? If so yeah, though he himself was a bit of a weirdo and displayed a lot of his kids qualities. Most of his kids (Gold Ship, Orfevre, Dream Journey) all do his weird habit of snipping their own feces and going crazy over the scent. They also all (even Fenomeno) do his habit of dipping their grass in water. Gold Ship's off-spring haven't exactly been winners yet, but who knows what he'll produce in the years to come.

>>715236686
her design is literally lesbo bait

>>715224619
>Horse alignment chart
For me it's Chaotic Neutral

>>715236592
you've never had ink on your hands after changing them and were curious? well save yourself the trouble

>>715224619
Middle far left is me when I nut

>>715225086
Pebbles > everyone else

>>715236592
MEET N FUCK KINGDOM, STEVE
>HUH
Dammit, wrong shoulder....

>>715237059
I am more puzzled by the idea that the other anon has actually tasted horse cum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0xXpwq9xfQ

>>715223005 (OP)
The silliest retard.

https://youtu.be/vs56cWzSz58?si=V6fCptFYRTmClstr

>>715236540

>>715236894
It was a pegasus. Totally different.

>>715223005 (OP)
these shits need to be sent to the brony containment board

>>715236894
>>715237231
This is from Chapter 12 and made me lol hard.
This manga is something else.
I'll give it a read since the first chapter when I finish this. Gotta see that pegassus.

>>715237141
>I am more puzzled by the idea that the other anon has actually tasted horse cum.
I'm sure the Mongols were skulling it as part of some Tengrist ritual before battle desu. Like a protein shake in more ways than one.

>Tackles Orfevre and makes him pussy out. Gets villainess status for it.
>Bumps Gold Ship, tanks his return bump, he avoids her from there-after and trainer Sugai claims he couldn't perceive her as a woman due to her musculature
>Fights Fenomeno in ten matches, achieves a 5-5 tie


This mare was dead-set on starting shit with the Stay Gold Bloodline.

>>715237040
cute boy

Honse families.

>>715224984
>when the foal was born, had learned that his wife had been disloyal. Sir William, who had lived in Portugal and knew the Portuguese language well, in a fit of anger gave this name to the future champion.
lol

>>715237436
gold bitch bros...

never played
does the game acknowledge the relationships between the horses? like, is stay gold being gold ship's father ever a thing that's brought up?

>>715232192
>we will just never have proof of this shit as record players/recorders were just on he cusp on creation by then
BULL
SHIT
UNFAIR
REEEEE

>>715233134
Well, you gonna fucking post it or not?
>no mobage slop of famous captive orcas
HELLO
GOLDMINE

>>715237730
Yes/No. There's three-ways Uma Musume handles real life relationships.

>Soft Reference: Kitasan Black 'feeling' something familiar about Bakushin (their grand-father), or Scarlet Vodka being a massive Tachyon simp.
>Medium Reference: Rudolf being Teio's dad in all but name. Season 2 had so many dad moments that they might as well have just dropped the veil and said it.
>Hard Reference: The Mejiro's all have the same surname, so they kind of admit they're related but rarely elaborate beyond that.

The horses are canonically isekai'd from our world into being uma musume, so all the relations are still 'legitimate' in a spiritual sense (thus why they'll reference the relations). But they want to keep the cast 'pure' for the players so they won't make any of them real parents in this world.

>>715237902
*Daiwa Scarlet being a massive Tachyon simp.

>>715233085
>Someone has that pasta of the guy who give instructions on how to fuck with a mare?
I'm pretty sure there's at least a few of those, not just one.
And I don't have any of those saved. I have it in other drive. :(
>>715233134
>i only got the dolphin one chief.
Aren't there like 2?
Post them.

>>715237549
Everyone looks happy except the retards at the left.

>>715237040
The design is attractive to everyone to be fair (it's also much better than the former delinquent design imo), but it's the personality that makes her somehow effective with the Japanese girls. If you are aware of otome shit, the popularity of certain umas also starts making sense
>Orfevre - treats Trainer like a king's lackey, arrogant but not cruel, extremely possessive (will unleash her king's aura if she finds out uma girls are getting a bit too friendly to Trainer)
>Dream Journey - "nice girl" facade but acts like an underworld mob boss otherwise, puts her perfume on Trainer to make sure no other uma (besides Orfevre) gets near. Better watch your back and street corners too.
>Sirius Symboli - treats Trainer like a little doggy
>Agnes Taychon - treats Trainer like a guinea pig, you will drink the latest shady drug she's concocted and you will like it
>Rudolf Symboli - confident leader who generally puts the needs of others first but also can show strong possessiveness to Trainer

>>715237730
>does the game acknowledge the relationships between the horses?
Yeah but it is generally done by them being close friends, or a senpai/kouhai relationship thing. Agnes Taychon is attached to Scarlett just like how Vodka admires Tanino Gimlet as someone "cool".

>>715226852
The new bronies

>>715237902
that makes sense and seems like the right way to do it
not acknowledging it at all is boring but they're already having to invent 75% of a person so might as well keep them fairly distinct

>>715238065
Bronies for the modern audiences

>>715237980
The Stay Gold Bloodline weren't all that friendly to each other rl, so makes sense.

>Fenomeno and Golshi had a strong rivalry
>Dream Journey hated grey horses, Golshi was grey
>Orfevre was Tosen Jordan's lackey, Golshi HATED Tosen Jordan

It's not so bad in uma, but I wouldn't put them in a room together rl.

>Currently has the most descendants in the game:
>His son Sakura Chiyono O,
>His grandsons Special Week, Mejiro Bright, Winning Ticket and Rice Shower,
>His great-granddaughters Cesario and Buena Vista,
>His great-great-granddaughter Curren Chan,
>And his great-great-great-granddaughter Daring Tact.

This hip and trendy lady with a nice car sure had good genes.

>>715237367
>>715236894
This is fucking great.
>daughter barges into his room to fuck him
>shit, someone's coming I'd better hide
>the mother barges into his room to fuck him
>shit, someone's coming I'd better hide
>the grandmother barges into his room to fuck him
>shit, someone's com-
>horse barges into the room wanting to fuck him

Small heartwarming stuff - when I was a kid, I was spending summer at my grandparents home, in very small town (around 700 people total) where people simply opened the gates in the morning and their horses (and cows) went to the pastures on their own and returned in the evening, also on their own. Watching large groups of horses, including young ones, returning happily, was simply adorable. Or how colts would try to interact with you, being curious and full of energy and adult horses would sometimes try to take them away.

Pic unrelated.

>>715238393
>all of the family members, including the horse, want to fuck with him
>This is fucking great.
IKR? Once I saw the mother enter, I knew it would lead to that. kek
It's a shame he didn't escape with the mare to keep on his journey.

>>715238229
finally a Bakushin/Kitasan one.

>>715238457
That's a very cute story. Indeed, they can give a sensation of peace. Nature isn't all bad after all.

>>715236540
AHAHAHAHAHA
thank you.
Mister VP to Kamala...whose name was forgotten to time.
You pedomanic.

What happens if an Uma falls in love with a human and wants to be a housewife?
Can that happen?

>>715238550
>What happens if an Uma falls in love with a human and wants to be a housewife?
She gives him her umanko of course.

>>715237902
>>Hard Reference: The Mejiro's all have the same surname, so they kind of admit they're related but rarely elaborate beyond that.
Besides Ramonu and Ardanne being sisters, I got the impression the rest of the Mejiro family were cousins as I recall they mention different parents.
With Grandma (voiced by Haman Karn's VA) at the top

>>715235790
>God
lol, lmao even. Your god did far worse shit than people could ever do. Torturing countless innocent people (and children) to death by drowning, for instance.

>>715223005 (OP)
GR15 exists, anon...

>>715238992
>he sides with the feneration of Noah
Gay. Sodomite?

generation* of Noah

>>715237436
who

>>715224679
>we want the blue archive audience

>>715239425
Gentildonna, daughter of Deep Impact. Triple Tiara Winner.

>>715224679
>toadline horse
based

>>715232805
>be champion stallion
>train day in and out to race
>work hard as possible to win
>after having made your owner insane amounts of money, you finally get to horse retire
>"oh boy,I can't wait to eat and breed mare pussy all da-"
>get stabbed in the balls daily to harvest your essence, never allowed to cum again
WHAT THE FUCK

>>715238992
Hello plebbit! Is the amazing atheist still shoving bananas up his ass?

>>715236502
The way they enforce this is actually really funny. The JRA (Japanese Racing Association) will literally send a member of their own staff whose designated job it is to be an unbiased third party member between any mating jobs between a high-price sire and mare. This staff member will watch the segggs unfold and then write a report assuring the authenticity that both owners receive a copy of.

>>715236997
Didn't Meisho Taberu just win a major race?

>>715240847
Back in June yeah, he got his first G1 victory at the Takarazuka Kinen. Let's hope he can rack up more of them and keep his streak going.

>>715240743
>What's your dream job?
>Oh, I dunno...

>>715240743
bruh

>>715240743
brother literally gets paid to watch horse pussy get pounded...
Is that based or is that some cucked shit?

>>715240743
does he write it like a fucking medical document
>1:00 male circles female
>2:00 he inserts penis in bagina
>3:00 he coom his brains out and retracts

>>715233225
>Missing out the cull and letting the Unterhorsen breed can completely destroy populations though, like it happened with dogs
What happened to dogs is the exact opposite, people wanting to keep the breed "pure" has lead to a lot of inbreeding and all the issues that comes with.
>which are completely identical genetic clones of each other, because they were spread around by grafting,
And they are easy victims for disease and fungus.

>>715232192
>Muhamed
>German

>>715230097
>>715230289
>>715231378
>>715234680
Because they dont have to ask
But since they are trying to look nice they dont add umas without getting permission from the owners
In reality they dont have to, they for some reason (極道) seem to want the owner permission

>>715223005 (OP)

>>715229026
No you are the Soi Horse.

>>715231378
Yes you do, you can't use another's person likeness without their permission. Public figures have Publication right

>>715237902
Also some horses with the same mother are sisters in Uma, like Brian and Hayahide

>>715232812
Uma Frontline 2.

>>715223005 (OP)
>ANIME DON'T MAKE YOU GAY OR TRAN-
They ain't beating the allegations.

>>715233169
Damn keep your gay stuff to the LGBT board.

>>715242571
It takes like 10 seconds for a horse to ejaculate once inside, it's a big factor in how they get so many kids.

>>715242507
he gets paid for it it's professional cuck chair sitting

>>715242507
That's cucked as hell. That job is terrible no matter if you like horses or not.

>>715242571
>1 entire whole minute between insertion and climax
you are being extremely generous. horses are someof the fastest quick-shots in the animal kingdom. like 5 seconds max.

>>715242981
Is it
>Big dick but can't enjoy sex for long
Or
>Mare pussy is out of this world.

>>715243050
it's more like "I gotta nut before this bitch tears my gut open with her back hoof or I get caught by the alpha stallion"

>>715243050
Both. Horses are prey animals so they don't want to be stuck in the wild doing the deed for long, so both stallions and mares have evolved to have sex as quick as possible

>>715243050
>Of course I cum fast, I got a race to win!

>>715242916
Neither are you.

He was right all along

>>715243050
Stallion dicks are designed to cum fast because in nature they are vulnerable when mating. Also, mare puss puss is too good, so both statements are true.

>>715243015
Note to self: slap your woman if she ever calls you a stallion

>>715242738
A whole horse

>>715223005 (OP)
>>715223735
Lara Croft's husband!

>>715224679
SMASHED

>>715242916
what a weird, nonsensical post

>>715242573
But thats wrong you fucking retard. Please stop getting your factoids from reddit.

>>715243174
>here is your modern day karl marx

>>715243174
>AI horse porn
how desperate do you have to be

>>715243672
Is it any worse than an artist who spent 15 hours drawing a horsecock by hand?

>>715223005 (OP)
it take a man to be the best girl after all

>>715225121
>>715224331

Don't be fooled by its goofy appearance.

That horse is fully aware of its situations, and is testing for weaknesses in its reins and bridle.

Should I play this game or go down to the track tomorrow and put my money on real horses?

>>715243727
PAY ARTISTS JUST PAY THEM PAY THEM PAY THEM

>>715243896
I'm actually going to a local track tommorow for a graded race

Rainbow Dash would destroy all these "horses" in a race. And she's sexier.

>>715243672
Have you seen people hanging around gas stations and eating beef jerky, and shitty overpriced beer from there around 10pm, pretty much just doing nothing there? There is your answer "why".

>>715244006
She can fly and has op friendship power it's not really comparable. Second part is very true though.

Why does spe deserve to be the face of the game?

>>715244984
because she's special

>>715237549
i know gold ship is one of the first umas but its funny how clean she looks compared to the rest of her family who i imagine were designed a lot later, they all look super grungy or trying to make a fashion statement

>>715244984
chud horse

>>715224619
Me in the top middle

>>715223005 (OP)
>cute when not memeing just like in game
incredible

>>715244984
Won the Derby, Derby winner horses tend to be chosen to be the "face" of their generation, and her generation is called the Golden Generation in Japan.
Won against foreign invader who mogged El Condor Pasa, earned her the title Supreme Commander of Japan.

>>715246540
Tell me about Spe, apparently they were schizo IRL while in-game they're just moe.

>>715223005 (OP)
It's okay for men to date horses but it's funny when white women date horses. This is so hypocritical

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

>>715223005 (OP)
Which one is this?

>>715224619
Do you like her design?
I feel like she's ugly

>>715246905
ugly is the word that comes to mind, yeah
but I think I just don't like how plain she is

>>715223295
>>715235285
>>715236894
>>715237231
>>715237367
>>715238393
Reading that it shares universes with Otokojuku was what made me feel the most perplexed.
Akira Miyashita is truly a comedy genius.

>>715246540
>Won against foreign invader who mogged El Condor Pasa

Eh you're kind of misrepresenting this as though it was a real W. Literally everyone, including the Japanese media, was open about the fact that Montjeu lost to Spe because it was jetlagged and wasn't used to the Japanese turf. It's equivalent to me beating Lebron in basketball while he's on three hours of sleep and feels nauseous. There's a reason that El Condor Pasa is remembered as one of the strongest Japanese race-horses ever, and Special Week isn't.

>>715246623
They hated chestnut horses, randomly turned on their childhood friend Grass Wonder and were incredibly resistant to mating unless it was Mejiro Dober. Weren't very nice to other horses in general.

>>715244006
>pastel baby toy
>sexier than horse girls or a real mare
no

>>715247369
>no hooves
>sexy
ISHYGDDT

>>715246623
they white washed her career
>>715247718

>>715223295
Horses' pupil are rectangular.

>>715246540
>Won against foreign invader who mogged El Condor Pasa, earned her the title Supreme Commander of Japan
This seems kind of unfair, Condor wasn't even allowed to take part in the Japanese Derby. The Montjeu at the Japan Cup was a shadow of himself for various reasons and beaten by 3 horses, not only Special Week. This makes El Condor Pasa's European tour even more impressive, the 1999 Arc race was absolutely bonkers and Montjeu was prolly the only horse that could have defeated Condor that day. Those two were in a league of their own.

Looking at the Golden Generation, Grass Wonder mogged Spe every time they faced off.

V8kk4

>>715247228
Cannae say I watch much Japanese horse racing, but have seen Japanese horses race in Dubai G1 races so technically? Mostly US or European and sometimes early in the mornings is Scandinavian and Roos|Kiwis :3

>>715248402
Finally the real deal!

>>715246905
Its alright, I like the elongated face anime has, makes her look weird

Teio bros?

When can I get Kokuoh in the Fist of the North Star crossover?

>>715249713
Just play Opera O.

>>715249580
Cute Bakushin

>>715249713

>>715244984
Triple Crown

>>715250356
Special Week didn't win the triple crown.

>>715250416
Thought she did. Who am I mixing Special Week with

>>715248161
>Looking at the Golden Generation, Grass Wonder mogged Spe every time they faced off.
It's too bad they gave Grass the design of an NPC, she looks like how the faceless mother character would look like if they actually showed her face.

>>715234251
2 star is easy to get.

>>715234251
literally just keep rolling bro. You'll get her eventually

>>715250459
Probably Deep Impact. The triple crown winners in the game are Mr CB, Rudolf, Narita Brian, and Orfevre.

bideo geames?

IN THIS HOUSE HARU URARA IS A HERO. END OF STORY.

>>715250459
The Triple Crown comprises three races. The Satsuki Sho, the Derby and the Kikuka Sho.

In Spe-Chan's case-

>In the Satsuki Sho, Special Week finished third, beaten half a length and a length by Seiun Sky and King Halo.
>In the Derby, Special Week won by five lengths from Bold Emperor with Daiwa Superior taking third ahead of Seiun Sky.
>In the Kikuka Sho, he finished second of the eighteen runners behind Seiun Sky, who won in a course record time of 3:03.2

He then went onto have a go at the Japan Cup, where El Condor Pasa (who wasn't allowed to compete in the Triple Crown) and Air Groove both beat him by taking 1st and 2nd place to his third.

>>715224331
Hey, I do the same thing when I'm at my computer.

how the fuck do you have a horse thread without posting horse vulvas and doughnuts?

>>715250096
*NEED TO HUG INTENSIFIES*

>>715250992
This isn't an /mlp/ thread.

>>715225086
correct

I really like that one granny horse.

>>715250992
The rest of the website must seem very alien to someone who only browses /mlp/ and /trash/, eh?

>>715224331
literally me

>>715223005 (OP)