https://strawpoll.com/BDyNz5PEJyR pls vote so I could get my own uma musume

The one that's actually a virgin.

>>715345041
So none of them?

>>715345041
>>715345267
Suzuka would have never had sex

Oguri my goat

>>715344339 (OP)
I imagine this will be the next discussion thread, so here I go. Yesterday I accidentally deleted my app, and in the process lost my account, because I didn't link it to my phone. Now I don't remember my trainer id, however two days ago I followed one of you anons, in this thread https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/715157661/#q715191685, the link directly goes to your trainer id you gave me. My trainer name was Gustavo, with a Tokai Teio and a Super Creek card to borrow.
If you are present in this thread, please look at your followers to find my trainer id and post it here, so that I could initiate a ticket and hopefully get my account back.

NOT special chud

>>715344339 (OP)
you should focus instead on the one and only

>>715345878
it's time for wwe posting?

>>715338195

>>715344339 (OP)
Rudolph has a good skill to pass around,

Rudolf is a girl that gets passed around

>>715344339 (OP)
>suzuka
>one with no boobs
Why does she get two answers in the poll?

What are the signs that an uma fucks human men?

>>715344339 (OP)
The front one looks like an alien.

America horse.

Is the Mayafag still here? How's the progress with her for now? I managed to finally reach the final race before the Uma finals, only to end second place two times in a row.....

>>715344339 (OP)
Rip special needs

>>715344339 (OP)
I'm gonna use this poll to brick you

>>715344339 (OP)
tie a noose

Acoustic daughter.

>>715346932
According to the anime , they do. That being said, what's the ratio of umas to human females?

>>715346768
I mean this one

Spe-chan a Fraud? NO.

Spe-Chan LOVE!

>FOUR G1 WINS
>Claimed the HONOUR of the JAPANESE DERBY
>Claimed the HONOUR of TWO Tenno-Sho Wins
>Claimed the HONOUR of the JAPAN CUP
>Threw out that FRENCHIE Montjeu (I don't care if they were jetlagged!)
>Became the Supreme Commander of Japan!
>Sired Big Bucks Bueno Vista!
>The FACE of this FRANCHISE!

You will GIVE PRAISE to your HERO.

NOW!

Is King Halo the Iori of umas?

>>715347438
I was thinking rice shower but teio is literally the second best choice

>>715347504
THAT'S MY GOAT. I LOVE SPE-CHAN!!!

>>715347587
As in anal idol? Or edgelord with purple flames?

If I want to fish for stamina sparks should I go yolo and get 6 stamina supports to try and get to 600+ as fast as possible. Or be balanced and go something like 3 speed 3 stamina so that I don't risk losing early?

>>715347504
>what happens in the room shared by Spe-chan and Silence Fraud after 10 pm

>>715347438
Is Teio flatter than Special Week?

>>715347931
my man, your cutting board is flatter then Special Week

>>715347931
yes

>>715347774
That's a good question, I didn't think about speedrunning 600 stamina and then just crashing the entire campaign afterwards, I always took it slow and steady.
Does campaign performance and rank really make no difference in the gacha spark at the end?

>>715348039
Wasn't aware Oguri was pretty small breasted too, huh.

>>715348053
As I understand you can get white sparks for races and URA Finals win, as well as you get white sparks for skills. But White sparks are often negligible if you are here to fish for Blue/Pink sparks

>>715348039
>Manhattan is 81cm
>Depicted as an hyper mega flatty every time
huuuh

>>715348039
Vodka and Operabros are in shambles

>>715348039
>that old design for Hishi Amazon
The things we lost...

>>715345712
Not being able to link your account to an outside source for easier login is so retarded. What was Cygames thinking?

>>715348039
Haru Urara mogs Silence Suzuka

>>715348308
Fuck, a lot of the pre-release designs are better, same with Marvelous Sunday.

>>715348308
Those tanlines were godlike.

Ironic Weeb core

>>715348223
It is a mystery.

>>715348308
What is supposed to be the difference between OG and 1st revision?

>>715348492
She's going commando in OG

>>715345267
Urara is so shit pretty much no one dare to mate their stallion with her even as a meme.

>>715348492
Check the pantyline on the left.

>https://x.com/francegalop/status/1944313675390525521/photo/1
>The Cyg𝗮mes #Gr𝗮ndPrixdeP𝗮ris is set to electrify the racetrack. Race start: 8:25 PM. The Umamusume characters will also be there to cheer on the champions After the race, don’t miss #LaGardenParty, an event also sponsored by #Cyg𝗮mes. We’re looking forward to an unforgettable evening!

>>715348308
What a goddess.

>>715345267
Suzuka died a virgin.

Do they ever nerf?

>>715348593
if cygames sponsored the king's plate in canada, i would unironically go.

>promo art of character with merch
>merch in question
How big is that horse?

>>715344339 (OP)
>>715348593
>UmaMusume is made by Cygames
Huh, so that one random lobby avatar I saw in Granblue Versus once was a horse bitch, I guess. For cross promotion and stuff.

>>715348724
I think every horse that got euthanized while in their prime would be a virgin.

>>715348593
>shill in paris
>no french version for them for them to shill
What did they mean by that though.

>>715348789
Nerfing in gacha games is considered taboo since people gamble and whale for the stuff.
At most you can do indirect nerfs like changing how mechanics work, adding stuff that directly reduces the performance of the OP unit(like debuffs for all X type units), or powercreeping by releasing stuff that's even more broken

Any good guides to farm sparks?

>Got an event from Helios' support card
>Saw what her dialogue was like
That's fucked up.

>>715348931
They want the french to speak japanese

>>715348308
why do devs even released this kind of per-release designs?
just never show it instead of telling people they they are colossal faggots?

>>715348789
Nope, most OP cards remain OP for years.

>>715348789
I've mostly seen buffs.

>>715349061
fr no cap

>>715348976
>Nerfing in gacha games is considered taboo
is it really? western games have no problem doing it even the p2w ones

>>715344339 (OP)
Sex with Suzuka

who CLEANS the horse shit with how much they eat

>>715348308
>original design was naked underneath with visible tanlines
Holy moly... Why can't we have good things?

>>715349358
my boyfriend

>>715349061
you can thank the amerimutt tranny who's doing the translation for that.
>hurr she's speaking in jap terms!!!
yes, I already know that it's a shit localization.

>>715349429
The flat rooms

>>715349387
trainer does

I don't get it, how does she hide her tail?

>>715349210
I don't play western multiplayer games much for a long time but isn't lootbox usually just contain skins? Aside from that from what I remember you can still directly purchase it in the shop unlike gacha.

>>715349237
This and no condoms

>>715349462
you'll regret saying that anon

>>715349549
Only one way to find out.

>>715349387
They eat it to stimulate their gut microbiom.
Herbivores are gross like that

>>715349549
Like a saiyan

I love my hateful micropenised chud horse that hates women!

>>715349082
They release that way before it got boycotted by the horse owners and the game got significantlly delayed due to that.

>>715348593
Hope they do the Kentucky Derby again now that the game is out in English. Though it's forever away at this point.

>>715348789
IIRC a law was put into place for nerfing characters after release because Granblue released p2w SSRs only to nerf them after a while, the reasoning behind the law is that people paid for that p2w character and crippling it would be altering the product

>>715349614
I don't mind, I like them flat and a bit crazy

>>715345712
you can't see someone's trainer ID on your follower list

>>715349665
>kills mating partner
>attacks human women
he…
he just like me frfr…

>>715349645
LMAO someone needs to draw this

>>715348592
OG sexxxxx

>>715349665
>Micropenis on top of it all
lmao

Is there a big difference between using an 8* spark and a 9* spark?

>>715349665
If the real horse has a micropenis, does that mean Tamamo Cross in-game has a microclit?

>>715350003
Kiryu-san, this one right here.

>715350003
just give me your location, I'll make it fast and painless

Tamamo Cross is super weak to cock and pleasure.

>>715349561
there are plenty of games where you roll or farm for rare items which can sell for lots of real money - so its even a bigger value - and they still get nerfs

Which umas are glue and which ones were turned into breeding factories?

>>715349645
I was just playing that deck while I was training my Umas that's crazy

>>715349665
Dangerous goblin

>>715344339 (OP)
Use the random tickets FIRST and then use the selector ticket on someone you didn't roll. My choice was Oguri Cap because shes a very good allrounder and even does well in dirt.

>>715350134
>Implying a cancer ridden, chemo therapy undergoing fuck can take on anyone
Take your best shot, you wrinkly old fuck

>all the /vg/ clubs are full
>joining rando clubs is lame and they probably don't have good borrows

>>715350356
well you better join something soon if you want the rewards on August 1st

>>715347774
It's better to get 600 in three stats because youre gonna get fucked less by RNG
but you need some good legacies at least, your legacy with 6* on power or stamina and borrow a 9* of the same stat
And bring 3 speed/3 power or stamina cards
Sometimes you might get one stat hovering at 560-ish after the last goal race but if you win at least two URAs i think it should boost all your stats by 40

strongest horse

>>715344339 (OP)
First of all make sure you use your random ticket from the release quests first. Then you can pick one that you didn't get. And DON'T pick Special Week, you can get a free chud alt later on through the main story

>>715350387
>Still lose anyway cuz the game hates you

>>715344339 (OP)
ask the /vg/ general

>>715350545
she got 3rd

>>715350383
The URA races should give you roughly 65 in each stat so long as you got the director and reporter to max friendship.

>Symboli Rudolf will never say "WELCOME to the Z O N E" to you
https://youtu.be/ADV_PX1Fs48

Why even live?

>>715350170
I see the farming part might be the legal loophole. You can't directly farm for gacha items after all but only the currency for the lootbox.

>>715350635
What a good showing.

>>715344339 (OP)
Fellas
How the fuck are you supposed to balance 1st year training with doing enough races to get the fans required for the unique skill level ups? I am fucking struggling every run

>>715350387
>>715350545
>>715350635
urara is bakushin 2
ignore the F rank in frontrunning it's not actually real
she cannot lose while frontrunning (except for the arima kinen humilation ritual)

How hard will gachafags seethe once stop killing games initiative gets passed and all gachagames are forced to close down

>>715350810
huh?

>>715349665
>he is the horse who made me a man
based

Farming sparks is bullshit

>>715349665
What even is a micropenis for a horse? Like a regular sized human penis?

>>715350810
Wouldn't they simply stop operating in the EU rather than shutdown?

>>715350797
It takes until the 3rd year for the skill level up events to appear. Try to win a few optional G1 races during your 2nd year and you should be set.

>>715348039
>always thought she was in the middle of the chart
>watch road to the top yesterday
>nothing in her tracksuit
>nothing in her swimsuit
>picrel
I have been educated

>>715350876
>get 8* spark uma after dozens of careers
>put her as my friend support
>NOBODY wants to use her

>>715350810
>>715350925
It's not retroactive. Also it doesn't mean they have to make the game offline at the start they just have to release a playable offline version at EoS. Which would be nice as this game is actually fun and has value as a video game despite being a gacha.

>>715350810
it wouldn't affect gacha games

>>715350797
You can cruise through first year races just by legacies stat boosts alone. As for that unironically read your cards. There's a stats called Race Bonus which boost your stat gain from race. In my run where I barely do any training and just race as much as posibble my Uma still got a decent stats but she learns fucktons of skills.

>>715349452
if you want to read the jap terms then why are you playing the global version you tranny obsessed freak

What about american horses?

>>715350798
born to suffer

>>715351075
>it wouldn't affect gacha games
gacha games are literally always-online casinolites that will all shut down once their poi goes down enough
it would affect gacha games the most

>>715350672
Why are the game's VAs so cute while the show's VAs are so Ara?

>>715350810
Gacha probably will have to block all of EU instead of just Belgium. Region lock is a thing after all and Japanese companies pretty much still see global release as secondary.

>>715350810
>>715351153
looks like someone doesn't know what skg actually wants

>>715350797
If you successfully do triple crown you have more than 60k fans on your hand.
Not to mention you have access to Japan Cup or Arima Kinen, both being +30k fans on win. It's easy if you're lucky enough

>>715351153
you should read the initiative thoroughly instead of watching a youtuber talk about it

>>715351268
its almost like... he just wants to farm replies... what does it mean...

>>715351030
I know GFL has already been planning to do something like that.

Trainer-kun, I need you to post bait on mongolian basket weaving forum for my research!

>>715351541
GFL MENTIONED

When am I supposed to change strategies? I’m training BAKUSHIN now and she’s pace but is it ever advantageous to change that?

>>715351617
>BAKUSHIN
>Not letting her BAKUSHIN
YOU FOOL. THE ROAD TO BAKUSHIN IS SIMPLE, STRAIGHT FORWARD, AT MAX SPEED.
>She should be a front runner

>>715351617
>setting Bakushin as pace

>>715351140
Burger horses are good

>>715351591
Where's your tail, Angela Tachyon

>>715351617
lmao
Bakushin's whole thing is switching to frontline immediately and then only training speed
She will win every race, just pure unga, zero strategy involved
This also works on Urara btw despite her supposed F rank in Frontrunning. It's fake.
Doesn't work on any other horses though so be ready to actually play the game at some point.

>special-needs chan is the least favourite among 4chuds
why?

overfeeding specchan so her skirt doesn't fully zip up

>>715351617
No, most of the good skills only activate when you use a specific style. It's more benefical to specialize in a single style instead of being a generalist that can run in every style.

>>715351829
Gives me KanColle PTSD by reminding me of Fubuki.

>>715351829
People get her for free once they release the final chapter of the 1st main story arc.

>>715351829
S1 was a long time ago.

>>715351791
>Doesn't work on any other horses though
Howdy trainer-san!

>>715351829
we like flatties like TM Opera O and Teio here

>>715344339 (OP)
My HERO

>>715350810
Japs and gooks (some of them at least) are already well ahead in that regard even without the initiative breathing down their neck. Though of course those that have decided to close down the operation were already unpopular as fuck to begin with so /v/ won't know it.
Chink on the other hand give zero regards to its fanbase and will gladly stop operation and dump the IP to the void if necessary

>>715351943
isnt that just an alt and not the real spe-chan, and requires a shit ton of almost easter-egg like effort to unlock?

I made a thing.
Right in the middle is stuff like bumping each other in the hallway where it's hard to say who made the first move.

>>715351829
She is a wasted potential by making her a generic happy go lucky protagonist.

>>715352034
Nah, you only need to get a gold skill from her welfare card onto an uma and sacrifice her to Moloch in order to get that Spe.
She's actually meta in a single specific track in the game, which is already better than the current 3* Spe we have.

>>715351985
Spooky!

>>715352056
gold ship should be in the bottom right since she fucking KIDNAPS you

>>715351829
Dober carries Spe chud's popularity

>>715351791
>despite her supposed F rank in Frontrunning
Ranks in running styles only affect Wit

>>715350797
First year don't worry about stats instead worry about leveling up friendship bonds to orange bar because rainbow friendship training is many times more effective.

why does bakuNIGGER do the Elon hand sign everytime she wins?

Are the URA Finals always the same format or is it specific to each uma?

>>715352279
it uses the type of race your uma ran the most

>>715352248
It's a kamen rider pose.

>>715351775
It's not visible because of cognitive filter, Manager Cafe

Agnes did the W pose in the ova

Bakushin? More like Bakushit!

>>715352158
Whats this from? Link?

>1 stars are easier to win with
>3 stars are harder to win with
What le fug usually it's the opposite

>>715352385

Can I get horsefact anon on Meisho lore. I don't get that pic where she hits that guy.

>>715352443
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/edit?tab=t.0

>>715352446
1 stars, especially ones you get at the beginning, are new player umas. Although I would say King Halo has a bullshit campaign

>>715352467
What does Team N stand for?

>>715352467
Wait a second. Tachyon's Kamen Rider W

>>715348593
fuuuck those retards are advertising this the same day of it happening. I'm wondering if I should go

>>715352675
NEIGH

>>715352675
Narita

>>715344339 (OP)
I spent all my 80 pulls on Biwa and didn’t even get a single SSR. I’m considering quitting. If I can’t get what I want with the starting income, there is no way I’ll be able to get what I want with the normal daily income later on. The pity doesn’t even transfer :(
Why are Chinese gachas so much more generous in the gacha system itself?

>>715352940
persona 5 X is a chinese gacha and that game is jewish as fuck

God Vodka fucking sucks.
7th place in her debut race? Literally every other time I've done a career they get 2nd at worst except this useless bitch.

So is there any way to guarantee what skills you can learn in career mode or is it just luck?

>>715353023
are you joking? skills come from your cards and legacies, plus each uma has her own set of skills that she gets hints for, like bakushin gets Flustered Front Runners as an example

>>715353023
Look at the skills your uma has before starting and look at the skills your support cards offer. Those are what you can get hints for during a career.

this is my best horse, is it strong?

>>715352940
Because the “generosity” disappears after the first year, when they start flooding the game with powercreep while not increasing how many free rolls you get. Every single chink gacha faggot extolling the virtues of their masters’ “generosity” is a raped slave.

>>715353000
scarlet NIGGER fuck off
you look like the amalgamation of like 20 popular gacha characters because your owner want you to be more popular then vodka but just end up JOBBING miserably fuck you

>>715352940
Yeah it's pretty grim, I spent like 170 pulls on Bourbon and didn't get her, I literally played 4 hours a day since release and did all the quests possible and I still couldn't make enough carrats in time to guarantee her.
If I don't get something good on the Kitasan banner I'm calling it quits.

>>715353023
Support card bros, read what they do it's not just "SSR better than SR by default".

>>715352201
Should bonds be hard focused even if they are on stats you don't want?

>>715352940
Every single chink or gook gacha I've played has always advertised some kind of daily or hourly sale. Uma never advertises anything and is therefore less jewish in my eyes.

>>715353000
>He hasn't gotten to the parts where Daiwa starts to appear
Hope your ready for ichiban.

>>715352940
then just reroll instead of fagposting like this

>>715353093
>>715353127
No, I know that part. But can I guarantee WHICH skills show up? And why does it always feel like I’m throttled on skill points? Am I supposed to be doing more races?

Would in-race injuries be a good in-game addition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHSe4MoU1-w&ab_channel=AnicanceR

>>715353213
You can only do so much to rig it in your favor. As for skill points, yes you need to do races outside of the compulsory ones.

>>715353135
She is... The best..!

>>715353303
>Hey bro did you know that sad things happen!?
Yeah, we know.

>>715353303
I think they should bring back bumping that was in the beta trailer.

>>715348724
What a shame. I would have made her a great runner and mother.

>>715353303
I think my 1200 strength Goldship should be able to run over other horse instead of getting BOXXED IN

>>715353353
I see. Do you have any rule of thumb advice for balancing training and races? Every guide I’ve read talks like you can just train Wit to get back energy while relying on events for refills to avoid wasting a day by Resting, but it’s nowhere near enough. IDK, maybe I’m just doing something wrong.

>>715352675
Team Nige

Daiwa Scarlet!

>>715353723
I LOVE DAIWA SCARLET

>>715353185
yes

Tachyon has the preferred mindset
https://youtu.be/1YVAN4QWBTg

I still have those SR and SSR horse vouchers, do I wait until more horses get added to roll? I have the voucher to choose a horse too.

>>715353950
the pool is fixed
>>715353678
there's usually a "best" choice for training depending on where your supports show up. sometimes the best choice is to run a race. that's just something you need to figure out as you play.

FATwa scarlet

>>715353950
If cygames is still the cygames I remember, the pool for who you can pull on those tickets will never change.

Silent Cutie!

that ain't no horse that's a cow

>>715354015
>>715354045
Alright I was wondering if the pool changed over time. I'll just use it up now then.

mating with SEXwa Scarlet

Is Maruzensky any good? Her design really activates my neurons

>>715354218
>front runner
yes

>>715353678
It depends. There's still a degree of risk when you do training since the whole point of training wit over racing is to take a 30% chance of failure down a notch. Otherwise the best advice I have is.
>Train and make sure you get first for Make Debut(yes you can fail it)
>After that look at your turns until next challenge
>Check the race schedule and see if there are any tracks you specialize in before the current goal(Two stars) alternatively look at Tazuna's prediction for that track.
>If you've got double circles for the race, schedule it and then train as normal. When it's time for the race you'll be able to do that.
Just remember doing three races in a row is risky as it can give you a debuff.
Remember that races outside of compulsory races also eat up energy.

>horse girls
>only having the ears
Booooo

>>715354103
uma MOOsume

need to play goo goo babies asap

>>715354218
yes, in addition to >>715354243
her inheritance skill is really good for any other front runner/pace chaser. With Seiun Sky coming in some months those two in a legacy will be just crazy for front runners

Why am I able to level a skill that makes her worse? I didn't even know these existed

>>715352467
Wouldn't this team have realistically demolished the other two. Bourbon is a machine, Seiun Sky regularly embarrassed Special Week, Tachyon was undefeated, TM Opera O is a Centurial Overlord and Air Shakur is... Okay Air Shakur lets them down a bit...

>Barely lose URA finale to taco burrito fantastico
>Proceed to lose retries on pure RNG
TACHYON, I'VE FAILED YOU

>>715354415
it removes that skills and gives you the option to get it as a buff

My Golshi keep trolling me in URA semifinals...
Or maybe having speed, stamina and power at 600 with at least 300 wit is just not the way...

>>715354489
You need more guts

>>715354485
The fuck how did she even get that?
Jesus fucking christ every run I do with Vodka is cursed I unironically hate her and think she is worst girl by far because of shit like this.

>>715354443
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!

>Barely lose URA finale to taco burrito fantastico
>Proceed to lose retries to RNG with every retry going even worse
TACHYON, I'VE FAILED YOU

do I save for Seiun Sky or El Condor Pasa's 3*

>>715354541
I am not trusting you, green woman
>>715354587
You can get those skills for losing horribly in races

>>715354587
>The fuck how did she even get that?
you should read the text in front of you...

if you HEKIN think about it umas might be stronger than real horses since, they allegedly are as strong as horses baseline but real horses can't hit the fucking gym like the umas can

>>715354632
muy bueno

>>715354675
Yeah she got 7th in her debut as seen here >>715353000 because she's fucking shit
I hate her so much it's unreal

>>715354632
JAJAJAJAJJAJA

>>715354587
I don't know man I just did my first run with Vodka and got my first URA clear so she can't be that bad

>>715354758
bad trainers blame their horses

My Vodka became a slacker and literally left halfway through summer training camp, came back before URA, and then skipped the two training sessions before it, making it impossible to win because I was off the stat check.

>>715354758
You are just bad trainer
Don't worry, lately Tachyon is trolling me and loses EVERY debut race

>>715354816
How can I not blame the horse when every other horse succeeds except her?

2025 official umamusume r*ddit behavior power ranking:
1. playing because some twitch streamer did
2. playing on the global server
3. using your free pick ticket on oguri cap
4. rerolling for fine motion
5. making glue jokes
6. harassing people into hoarding for kitasan black as a f2p
7. openly hate gacha but will apologize for this game because of streamer mind control or "rougelike" elements
8. intentionally avoiding the idol concerts
.
.
.
.
9001. playing and enjoying the superior jp server
9001. using your free pick ticket on special week

if i have a whale friend going for MLB kitasan black, can i just roll on what i want and borrow theirs?

>>715354632

>tfw listening to Golshi's singing for the first time
Ueda is taking me to the nut dimension, destination planet planters, the target lock? ME. Holy fucking SEX

>>715354928
>using your free pick ticket on special week
I did this

>>715354587
>scold her so hard during a really bad race it gave her a trauma that last for an entire career.
You did this to yourself trainer-kun

Does every character get Mood Down if you get Tissues at the raffle, or only Opera?

>>715355162
semen stained tissues are bad for everyone, anon.

>>715355162
Pretty sure it's every one. I think it happened on a Winning Ticket run. And would make sense for being the
>you showed up
prize

>>715355162
Noone likes tissues.

deport El Beaner Pasa back to M*xico to be bred by Edgars

>>715355202
I never take the risk with the acupuncture bitch.

>>715354990
>Vodka concert
>high-ass girly voice
Damn, my tomborse sounds like *that*?!

>>715355162
tissues are the pity reward bro

>>715355350
If she appears very early on your run it can be good to give it a go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-KIOicKnTM

>>715354938
yes

Is that true that "male" uma musumes have futa horse cocks?

>>715355350
first time I got her and it was before the debut race so I took the risk

________! ________! ________!

>>715350876
I've won ura about 10 times now, never once saw a 3* stat.

>>715355468
No, there's no homoshit.

This shit is way too time consuming for a gacha also is every horse basically an autist with a heart of gold?

>>715352125
AAAAA DON'T SPOOK THE SEMEN OUT OF ME NOOOO

>>715355524

>Be male trainer
>140cm womanlet is your horse
>Female Uma come to you for advice
>Tamamo comes out of nowhere and wraps an arm around your waist while glaring silently at them

>>715355648
>is every horse basically an autist with a heart of gold?
Yes.
Mostly because horses are autistic in real life.

>>715355715
>silently

She'd jump them.

>>715355648
>this game is too time consuming
just bakushin your way to lategame, anon.
>pick bakuCHAD
>pick speed sparks parents
>pick speed support cards
>???
>profit!

>>715348039
DELICIOUSLY FLAT TOMBORSE

>>715355715
Before or after she rubs her femcel umaclit on your thigh?

>>715355809
My beautiful Osakan female hating wife

>>715355350
fourth option is basically a free win

Do (You) have 30k carats yet, /v/? You ARE ready for Kitasan, right?

>>715355715
Reminder Tamamo Cross's rider said the horse "made a man out of him".

What do you think is going to happen to you?

>>715355923
>>715355940
Is his penis really human sized?
That is sad.

>>715355940
No less than 5 children

>>715355940
You haven't lived life until you've been charged by x-animal.

>>715355938
I still need 5k. I have no idea how to get them.
I still have the Stories to read and a bunch of trophies but that won't be enough I think.

>Mayano Top Gun
>Front runner
>Speed and stamina both better than Narita Brian's
>Maya comes in 7th anyway
What the actual fuck though? She had good wit and skills. What else can I do? Her career is harder than Rice's for fuck sake

>>715355940
w

disgusting.
No hooves.
EG barbie shit.

>>715355648
Except for Shakur.
Total Shakur Death.

Bros...I just wanted to bakushin towards a better tomorrow...

>>715356127
What are you, a woman? That only makes her cuter for a guy.

>Could you tame that chud, Dober?

"Hm... If Tamamo was in a particularly foul mood, I might have a little trouble, but..."

>But would you lose?

"Nah, I'd drain him dry."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB8Dtheppyc&list=RDxB8Dtheppyc&start_radio=1

>>715354990
Hearing the range of her sex singing voice when she normally talks like a sperg is part of the charm
https://youtu.be/obbMgAa-eIw?t=40

>>715356220
The fuck is all that Stamina doing there? We said PURE SPEED, she does SPRINTs and that means stamina is worthless, all speed, only speed, only, ever, speed

>>715355648
I agree with you on the career game loop. Many friends stopped once they realized how long that part was even with speed mode on. Still have to press many buttons.

>>715355715
>>715355940
>Sees you talking to other female umas
>Takes you out back to "correct" you
>Gets corrected herself because she is super weak to lewd things

No, I don't think I will.
That was the last Vodka run I will ever do this worthless cunt is perma benched.

>>715356241
How many stallions you slut?

>>715355648
Dailies take me like 10-15 mins
>Tank career with Oguri after debut
>Run daily races
>Run team trials

I just do it during dead time at job. I have to be stuck at a desk pretending to be busy anyways shit sux

>>715355350
I saw her first time with Vodka yesterday right near the end of my career and instantly thought no thanks. Got her past the URA Semis for the first time ever so I don't regret my choice.

>>715356263
I TRIED THAT TOO

>>715356220
>411 speed
That's my Bakushin's speed right before her debut.

>Says she'll always be your rival
>Only appears in the URA finals and nowhere else
Some rival

What do horse girls (real life) think of Umamusume? They've been bitching about how bad horse games are for a while (the peak apparently being Barbie Horse Adventures)

remember that it's worth it to throw away 2 weeks of progress for 3 copies of kitasan
you'll be glad of it in the long run

Would Gold Ship be a deadbeat mother if she had a child with (you)?

>>715356392
are you even using her as front runner?

>Lets take horses but they talk and act like insufferable bitches.
>hit show and toy line.
>OK now lets take insufferable bitches and make them act like horses
>hit video game?
Seriously guys, what kind of insane uno reverse card brony bullshit is this?

>>715356341
How many breads have you eaten in your life?

>>715356502
EXCLUSIVELY

>>715356256
That's the NTR version
Here's Big Dick Swinging Goldshi/Ueda singin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc8VnHSPNmg

>>715356424
who knows and who cares. This game's target audience is japanese men as you can tell with the pretty girls and idolshit

>>715356419
>says she'll always be your rival
>mob still faster than her at URA finals

>Small penis translates to fast squirter with weak pussy

>>715356665
Dober really does looks like an otome protagonist kek.

>>715356665
O' DISHONOURED MARE! SAVE UMA SOCIETY!

reminder that kitasan below max is worthless and just loses to max ssr silent suzuka and sr sweep tosho

>>715354068
More like Silent Flattie

>>715356591
post your d*ck

>>715356723
I love when one of the mobs gets on the podium and gets to be in the concert

>>715356758
>max ssr Suzuka
That's statistically more improbable than max Kitasan.

>>715356605
>Only one(1) Goldshi
We can do better than that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgQtBcsv4qo

For me, it's King Halo

Which Uma is best for unlocking URA Long Finale? Please don't tell me to use SSRs, I got Taiki.

Tamamo Cross is NOT a chud! He's had a hard life!

I tried again and they still lost. I got to C with both of them.

I don't know man, there's something I'm missing. Also I kind of dislike Taiki's US, everytime I've bought it, it rarely activates.

>>715356882
>20 fucking sex ships
this shit is turning into a gay orgy isnt it

>>715356908
Mayano.

Best way to build Gold Ship? I've only had moderate success so far.

>>715356605
>>715356882
I love seiyuu who can do like 6+ different tones and characters flawlessly. Fucking kino.

>>715356950
Believe it or not. I don't have Mayano.
I am thinking about using Gold Ship but I need to run 2 extra optional longs right?

>>715356979
Do what ever they want, Goldship will do what Goldship wants and it's your problem to deal with, you cannot control them, they will win and lose not by stats, but if they feel like it

>>715357029
Yeah two. She got 5 mandatory medium races and 4 mandatory long races.

>>715356758
why does she look like that?

>pretty average results early on
>suddenly starts shitting on everyone for a year and is invincible
>immediately goes back to her average run and quietly retires
wtf was she doping during that era or what

>>715357212
Canonically lusts for Trainah's trainah in the anime.

>>715357146
Guess I'll take Gold Ship and hope she doesn't do Golship things

>>715356341
>mare has sex with a bunch of stallions
>is a slut
>stallion has sex with a bunch of mares
>is a chad

We need to discuss the horse double standard.

Is the global release a carbon copy of the original release? Or did they bring foward some future QoL?
I want to know how much cygames gives a shit

>>715348593
you can watch it here https://www.equidia.fr/direct?utm_source=intern&utm_medium=header_menu&utm_campaign=Course
And click on pick related, first is cripple cygames event start in less than one hour.

>>715357009
They can all do that shes just much better at it on the fly, not to mention body language. Calling her a va is a diservice, she's more of a talented entertainer.

As Tamamo Cross arrived to the breeding pen, he asked the harlot before him-

"Are you a thot because you're Mejiro Dober? Or are you Mejiro Dober because you're a thot?"

The Mare then replied-

"Your chud reign was long, but nah- I'd win."

Yet unbeknownst to the scandalous hussy, Tamamo had taken time to cum before arriving and was presently in a Great Mood state with the Moderately-Ranked Skill [Post-Nut Clarity].

However, Tamamo Cross also did not know two key things:

The First Is Always Bet On Spe-Chan's Wife.

And The Second?

Is That Dober Had The Gold Skill [In Estrus].

>>715357212
maybe her butt hurts

Is every horse in this game for (you)? Even Tachyon?

>>715357381
>They can all do that shes just much better at it on the fly, not to mention body language. Calling her a va is a diservice, she's more of a talented entertainer.
It's more that JP voice actors have more training and are expected to be able to handle multiple character types and or sing and perform. Even outside the ones that are pulled from idol agencies. Compared to say a steve blum or laura bailey who just read lines off the page in their default voice.

3 minutes to reset

>>715357274
It's because of Ryuji Wada. He was a highly inexperienced jockey who didn't know how to 'handle' Opera. During the year of dominance, he plainly admitted that he'd stopped attempting to control Opera and allowed him to run on his own. This earned a lot of media trash talk from other jockeys who called him pathetic for even having the gall to say that. But it seemed to work. Opera suddenly going down-hill after that year reflects what happens to a lot of race horses. One day, they just don't have 'it' anymore.

>>715357274
You're closer than you think. Racehorses are a hot bed for cheating techniques before they use the same one on humans.

>>715356979
Stamina for top speed (that goes without saying)
Power for acceleration for that last spurt and breaking through the crowds, because she WILL get boxed in a bunch without it
Wit to get the highest chance that she actually uses her damn skills, also helps with positioning and getting through crowds I think
And most importantly: A prayer that she actually feels like putting in effort
Stamina helps too, but if you have endurance recovery skills you don't need to put that much training into it.
If managing all those sounds like a pain compared to speed queen Bakushin then it kind of is, but there is a certain thrill of not being sure if she'll win the race, only to see her blasting from the rear of the crowd to the front I've not gotten with the rest of the starting roster.

>>715356576
For her, 10 breads that resulted in kids.

"You can use my horse for your game, but only if she has fat tits and be better than Vodka"

>>715357535
The random JAV whores Yakuza has being better singers than professional EN VAs is honestly just embarrassing. The US need to pull their talents from Broadway or something instead of hiring some random dude they found on the internet.

>>715357718
Not really, the EN side is just lesser in terms capability. Everyone knows this.

>it's a new day!
>kicks me out of my career
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh......ok

>>715357274
>>immediately goes back to her average run and quietly retires
Season 3 answer this

>>715357380
>Region not supported
Nyo...

>>715357907
Your vpn skill bro

>>715349561
Sports games are all gacha games these days

>>715344339 (OP)
I got Taiki Shuttle because Japanese-made American girls are awesome and her tits are huge.

I'm afraid I'll never be losing again, bwos.

>>715355350
IIRC best risk-reward ratio is 4th choice if the event happen at the beginning of the run (I think you have great odds of getting a trait that increase friendship with support when training) and 2nd if it's late (at worst you lose some energy).
Hopefully someone will correct me if I'm wrong.

>>715357623
fuckin based

>>715357574
There really should be a separate league for the dopers and cheaters to compete exclusively with each other in some cheap secondary or tertiary market. And then put all of the money into the the athletes who compete naturally. And if they get caught or if they cheat, fuck them out of their career.

>>715352998
To be fair, that's the western publisher's fault. That game actually IS generous as fuck in China.

>>715358026
Who let a human onto the race track?

>>715357779
There's is a significant difference in talent when you compare English voice actors to real actors who get hired to perform on stage or in movies.
Just watch any movie where they hire real talent to voice the characters compared to most video games where they can only afford "voice actors".

>>715358026
>Pace: E
No amount of stats will help her defeat the deadly wave of dead mobs.

Why the FUCK are carats so scarce? I only have 26k and I've been pretty much saving it all since launch

>>715358103
OKay? If we're still talking about the context of JP games and media franchises, it doesn't change the fact that those theater actors are still the backup option. Like FF XIV having a decent EN performance is fine and dandy but the main cast still blows them out fo the water.

>>715357779
It's not lesser, is not worth their time until it is. Voice acting was always a side gig until a few rose up from the masses and only Japan really takes it further for some reason.

Anyways, the Goldship lady is talented in more ways than one and still think it's demeaning to think it's because of being a Jap va.

>>715358008
I wish America is how the Japanese think it actually is.

>>715348789
In Japan and Korea, nerfing in gatcha games is seen as adjusting the value of a product someone already purchased and is illegal. If you make a unit worse after someone paid for it, they have grounds to sue you for the amount they paid plus damages. That's why stuff only ever gets buffed, being power creeped doesn't count since it's a new product, the old product does what it did back then the same as it did

>>715355358
hows it a reward if it brings your uma's mood down?

>>715356758
she needs correction

>>715358258
>it's demeaning to think it's because of being a Jap va.
No it's not, we're viewing it from the perspective of elevating her. You're the one with a weird chip on your shoulder and trying to put them down.

>>715357429
In Tachyon's case (you) are for her, her guinea pig especially. I wouldn't even be surprised if she bear your child for science.

What is Fujimasa March's race? Is she white or Asian?

Her aesthetics seem too sharp for her name.

Every time Bakushin O runs out of frame yelling bakushin I can’t help but laugh. She’s so retarded.

>>715357608
I can't get over how the movie just shows her as a serious senpai character like you can't even tell she has breasts and out of nowhere she whips out the BAZONKAS on screen

Daiwa's boob size jumps between either being big or huge.

Like at some points you think her boobs are big but she's not top 5 and the next moment you see her you think to yourself "Damn your tits are huge".

>>715358189
>he didn't whale
>he hasn't budgeted for umagambling going foward
>he wasn't opened up a third bank account to track his spending
It's umover for you. You'll never make it...

>The Phantom Uma Musume Who Left Behind Her Name

>Ten Races.

>Ten Victories.

>The Conqueror of the Tokyo Derby.

>The Mistress of the Satsuki Sho

>The Pinnacle of the Asahi Sansai Stakes

>Born of Theft and a Tyrant Queen

>The Symbol of Japanese Pride after a Long and Bloody War

>ENTER.

>TOKINO MINORU.

>>715356419
Happy Meek is my wife

>>715358460
She's a graycoat, basically the albino of horses.

>>715358189
Japanese gacha games are always stingy as fuck.

>>715356758
I don't like the idea of the trainer in this. I saw him rubbing up on the girls thighs in some clips and I didn't care for it. He's not me he shouldn't be rubbing my horsegirls' thighs, that's for me.

>>715358517
I never knew her outfit before the movie so I thought it was because her outfit was too small for her cause’ she retired or something.

>>715358460
She's in the same family of lighter/gray horses as a Tamamo Cross or Oguri Cap, but not within the same margin of success as them. Those two are more big name outliers in the field.

>>715357351
carbon copy

>>715358460
She's a legally distinct OC version of March Tosho, whose Grandpa was British and whose Grandma was Irish. Mostly a Japanese horse though beyond that.

>>715357718
"Professionnal" EN (American) VAs are doing this full-time because they couldn't hack it at acting, or anything else really. They're so fucking bad it's unreal and that's without mentioning all the obnoxious drama queens that have constant meltdowns on social medias. Real theater-trained (Bong) actors that do some voice acting gig in their free time always utterly mog them out of the water, it's ridiculous.

It's just a completely different mentality from Japan.

>>715350798
>>715351148
Is it actually impossible to win the Arima Kinen with Haru?

>>715358812
Some redditor already pulled it off. Japanese players did it in the first week.

>>715358812
Yes

Silly horses think they can keep up with a plane!

>>715358559
>LARP as a human to avoid getting forced into breeding jobs with her trainer after retirement
What the fuck is wrong with her and the director? I thought all Umas wanted their trainer's sperm.

>>715358812
its not impossible

>>715358528

>>715358812
It's possible just tons of prep. Her campaign makes it somewhat friendly to do so.

>>715358221
No we're not talking about that in context.
Just look at the work of actors like James Earl Jones and Mark Hamill.
That's what I mean by real talent compared to the voice actors that get hired to do video games or anime.
I'm saying that we do have great actors in the west that can perform outstanding voice over, but they typically don't take these kinds of jobs.

>>715358879
She's from the 1940's, her trainer is probably dust in the ground.

>>715358878
>rudolf placing lower than 2 mob umas in her own legend race
thats hilarious

>>715358812
Yeah but not for (you)
you suck

I love this retard so much

>>715358932
She only got mogged by fatties and superior Americaryan breed.

>>715358947
>Tazuna and Director are HAGS that outlives their trainers and probably their own children
Jesus christ, what's the lifespan of uma musumes?

>>715359065
We have pre-World War 2 umas who barely ages a day.

>>715358460
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000180808/pedigree/
She is the child of hapa parents

>>715359065
Horse Dick Goddess magic. We don't know. Rudolf has been the student council president for 10+ years and has a statue that was built to immortalize her on the campus

>>715359065
I remember either someone on the anime or cygames staff comparing them to elves once. Take that as you will.

I really liked the story of king halo and how satisfying it was to win everything and shut up her shitty mother. Truly a first rate uma musume

>Japanese """""""""""humor"""""""""""

why aren't the trainers from the anime in game? they're all cool bros...

>>715359148
>umas are going to live forever because UM word is essentially horse heaven where dead horse souls gets to live as humans and enjoy human lives
uma musume have a surprisingly deep lore if you actually read it. What do you think the ending would be?

Thoughts on German horse?

>>715358945
James Earl Jones was in C&C Tiberian Sun and Tim Curry went full ham in Red Alert 3 but those were filmed cutscenes. Mark Hamill did voice acting in Wing Commander.
It does happen but it's notably rare.

>>715359362
I thought that was a Finnish horse

>>715359362
They're based

>>715359289
Based Halo Fan.

>>715359308
>he isn't ready to sing the franchise's anthem at the top of his lungs
https://youtu.be/ZuaO2p0lL4s

>>715359410
And that's what I mean!
They typically don't take these jobs, but when they do they knock them out of the park.

>>715359308
Why the quotes when posting something legitimately funny?

Practice Perfect is not a good status. It is equal to +1 max energy on every trainee not named Super Creek, and there are events that give +4 max energy. Those are 4x better than Practice Perfect and the multiplier increases by one for each energy you protect from over filling.

>reach URA Finals with Oguri Cap
>rest her between race 1 and 2 so I can get one more speed training out of her
>she gets mood down and night owl

>>715356424
Japan hoards all the good horse racing games, like the Winning Post series. Wish someone would pick that up for even machine translation

>>715359410
And Mark Hamill is one of the extreme minority that does voice work that actually tries to play different characters. Compared to just using their normal voice

>>715344339 (OP)
cool

>>715359420
No, she didn't finish... like at all

how much does the sperms of Umas cost?
>in-universe
>IRL

>>715354862
I won Vodka URA Finale first try you just need to become a better trainer

>>715359752
>in-universe
girls don't make sperm
>irl
it depends on the horse

my first real win! i guess i have to be a tomboy lover now.

>>715359825
sorry, i mean eggs* for in universe umas

>>715359752
Irl varies depending on the quality of the horse. Deep Impact's stud fee is 40,000,000, Gold Ship's is 2,000,000.

>>715359881
so what do you get after paying for so much? Is it delivered in buckets of horse sperms or stored in frozen units?

>>715359653
He's one of the best examples of very talented actors.
Even Japan is guilty of that kind of typecasting, and there's no shame in it. To me, it just means that regardless of their talent, they are highly desired to perform a specific role.

>>715359469
So good.

>Daiwa wears this in races and immediately becomes Legend rank

>>715358559
I love the theory that the dogshit "advice" she gives you at the end of lost races is because she never did, and has no clue

>>715359881
That's in yen right? Secretariat's fee was like a few millions.

>>715357964
>vpn only used for verification you can turn them off once the video starts streaming
nice
>>715357380
This is a funny looking horse race. What it's called?

>>715345712
it might be time to start over brother. good luck though

I don't want to SEE OR HEAR ENGLISH in my Uma games.
GTFO and take your faggot demands with you.

>>715359498
I just had to rewatch the SPACE! Curry part and it's still cracking me up after all these years. It really fitted the game to a T, these movie cutscenes aged like fine wine compared to CGI crap in games like Homeworld 3 which is garbage even at release.
With how bloated video games budgets have become, you'd think they could afford to splurge a little on talented actors, that would probably save them money on Indian subcontractors...

>>715356760
And that's good thing...

>>715360001
>very talented actors.
Let's not blow that much smoke up his ass. Just because you probably liked him as generic star wars guy and the joker. He's not awful, but he's not upper echelon either

>>715360125
HOWDY TRAINER-SAN! LETS TRAINING SHI MAS!

>>715359983
The JRA require authenticity of insemination from the stud horse if you want to race whatever you produce and claim the lineage. They'll send a third party staff member who'll over-see the 'mating' of the two horses (the stud and your mare), at which point they'll sign up a certificate of authenticity. A copy will be given to the stud and mare owner, with a third being held by the organization itself. Outside of Japan, the rules are different varying on country. Some are more lax about just delivering the semen as artificial insemination is generally safer. Others are as draconian as Japan itself.

>>715360125
But what if the dev themselves want you to hear english?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg

>>715360125
ARE YOU LADY?

>>715360125
You stupid retard... you made Taiki Shuttle cry

>>715360223
The pasta bird...

>>715360125
This anon sent Taiki to the glue factory.

Reminder that Daiwa is main girl.

She's your first horse.

>>715360125
so spanish is fine? EL CONDOR PASAAAA JAJAJA TACO CHORIZO SALSA PICANTE

Damn, my Daiwa is slaughtering this legends race

>>715359469
>Lyrics are slightly different due to the change in perspective
Kino

>>715360447
My Goshi kicked its ass (and me afterwards).

>>715360347
Hate that she and Vodka are Tweedledum and Tweedledee in the anime, they’re fucking useless.

>>715360223
That song is written by a metal gear composer and he was drunk and in his underwear when he wrote it.

>>715360431
i keep calling her taco bell

>>715360347
that's not a horse, it's a cow

>>715360565
Sovl......

>>715360093
>What it's called?
Harness racing

>>715359983
Jockey Club is very traditional so live cover only. Which means fucking only. Reason why fertility rate is important especially if shipping your mare overseas+ stud fee.

>>715359875
None because us human males get to fuck them
>>715360179
God, she's so flat.

why daiwa's boobs so big

https://youtu.be/H0XvlX4O1EI?t=80
Genki taco bird my beloved...

>>715344339 (OP)
Hairiest horse girl?

>>715360690
Her real life rider asked for it.

>american humor

>>715360706
American horses so probably Taiki Shuttle or El Condor Pasa.

>>715360565
It was the composer of Sins of the Fathers.

>>715360763
Based

stomped!

I've become obsessed with Nice Nature...

>didn't even place top 5 in her own race
what a shitter

>>715360832
And Heavens Divide

Please CYgames. I will begin to whale. Please let me take Winning Ticket to the onsen so I can see her tanned tomboy tits.

It's here the cygames horse

>Goldship goes on the outside.
>Wins
>Charges into the pile of horsewhores.
>Loses

>>715361175
its pretty funny the game is only in english

>>715361175

>>715361175
Not bad, not bad at all...

>>715358189
accelerated schedule means less time to hoard and you feel more pressure

>>715358675
Basically he was feeling the "stranght" of her leg, it wasn't a sexual thing.
That said, while Spicaman is bit more questionable in the beginning of the series, he does become a pretty dedicated trainer over the course of the season, by late S1 and S2 he's just like a dad trying his best for his daughter.

>>715358675
>he can't self-insert as spicaman and terminator yakuza dude simultaneously
Upgrade your self-inserting skills faggot.

Boy Lovah trainah is trash. Worst trainah.

>literally the most famous Japanese racehorse
>reduced to a 1* starter horse
I get that she never won so it would make sense for her to be a 1* but it's still disrespectful

>>715361220
late surgers and end closers are the most frustrating but entertaining horses to play as. Fuck getting boxed in 3 times in a row though.

I will make my wife the most powerful horse.

I watched the anime and loved season 2, beginning of a new era, and Cinderella Gray, but idk if I can keep playing the game. It’s stingy as fuck and a month in already has “must-pull” cards.

>>715358675
i like this trainer
hes a guy with actual personality, no wonder suzuka fell for him

So if I get Kitasan Black's card I can just roll for whatever Umas I want in the future right?

>he hated NTR chan
Hmph. Goodbye forever then.

>>715360763
Did Vodka's rider ask for her to be a flat tomboy?

>>715361618
how the hell do you have money to level up potentials

>>715361693
Lol no. If you get 4+ copies of kitasan black you can.

>>715360125
You shut the fuck up. Taiki is a gift.

>>715361727
It was more of situation of
>scarlet can only be licensed in the gacha if her character design has better tits than vodka

Realistically how much money would it cost to MLB Kitasan?

>>715361628
This game is for Japanese salarymen who have 2 hour train commutes and only spend their money on mobile games. If you aren’t going to whale or automatically grind, it’s not for you.

>>715361693
More or less. You want more copies of her to limit break the card, but you can also slowly acquire rainbow crystals that can also be used to limit break SSR cards.

I can't fucking beat Rudolph, what the fuck man.

>>715361743
Do daily race for money?

>>715361743
What else would you be spending money on? Other than leveling up support cards, which has its own currency that’s probably going to bottle neck you even if you have money.

>>715361932
i do that, all 6 into the money one
but it's 100k to level up to potential 3 and you only get like 25k a day

my emo speed demon horse

>>715361135
>stomp her ass with Suzu 3 times yesterday
>today she stomps my ass
Didn't think the game would cheat me like this. At least I have her shoes.

>>715361814
No card is that good

>>715361628
It feels stingy because we're rushing through the content. Kitasan Black came out months after the launch on JP, as far as I remember.

>>715361983
star shards? how else are you gonna star up your horses?

>>715361992
She's not emo she's just depressed.

>>715361984
Maybe he didn't level up all potentials, just Suzuka...

>>715361580
I had a finale run fail with her 3 times too because she kept going into the pile and all the skills I had at the time did nothing to help her, and I had so many skill points to even have the lane adjusting ones.

>>715361814
A trivial amount considering what it will cost you to not have it maxed.

Is the event next week going to have another free SSR card?

>>715362320
Yes

I currently have 1100 carats. How fucked at I? Is borrowing a kitasan black fine? Should I just quit?

>>715361902
Just let the generic umas box her in while your front runner takes 1st.
Pic is unrelated I just thought the captcha was funny.

How often should I do the optional races? Just enough to level up my main skill? I’m guessing I should do this towards the end of my career since the early races probably won’t give out as much fans.

>>715362362
Is it any good?

>>715362373
Just borrow her from a whale and use your time to save up for Kita's powercreep replacement.

>just like my anime

>>715362373
reroll to get 3 kitasans and fine/creek, then you're set for life

>>715362409
When you want your horse to have a lot of skill points. PvP is down to skills activation.

>>715361693
Once you have Kitasan, Creek, Motion, Vodka, El condor's strength, Sky's stamina and Biko's speed all at mlb then you're set for the first year

>>715362483
Based GanASS, that was intense

>>715362409
Races are an injury proof way to bottom out on energy.

>>715362373
How attached are you to your current account? It might be better to reroll during the banner

Or if you have a good SSR already just borrow it from a whale. EVERY whale is going to whale for this

>a card so strong that it’s literally better to reroll a month of progress just to get it
yeah this game is too autistic for me

>>715361902
Your Gold Ship bro?

>>715362583
idk anything about horse race just watch it for the hell of it but this is already less autism involved than VARfaggotry.

>>715362690
>>715362710
Haha you can’t make this shit up.

>>715362710
What does it do?

>>715362710
bro you can literally have the card in your after it comes out.
There's the feature of using cards of people you're following, and most people will want to keep a Kitasan Black as their profile card so they can get more followers.
Literally just follow a whale and use a max level Kitasan in your run, this is not fiction, you can literally do and it's turbo easy.

I'm not gonna re-do my account if I don't get it. I'm just going to try and get the horse girls I want and be happy training them.

>>715362710
>>715362690
Non MLB Kitasan sucks dick. Anyone who tells you to reroll your account for Kitasan is trolling you. Unless you think you can reroll an account that can MLB Kitasan off the starting bonuses

>>715362876
Most people regurgitating the Kitasan hype doesn’t actually know what the card does. They just know they should roll for it because that’s what everyone told them.

>>715362876
It’s a speed support card that triggers friendship training on speed WAYYYYYY more often than other cards. The card with 4 or more copies will literally be stronger than your next 3 best speed cards combined. If you don’t have it, you will permanently get shit on in PVP. It’s fine to borrow, but eventually another retarded meta card comes out and then the meta becomes using both of them, so you’re back to getting shit on permanently.

>>715362535
What vodka card?

don't pay attention to misinformation like 'dude it sucks at low lb' (you can mlb it later, don't wait for the rerun like a retard, get 3 now) or 'just borrow' (it's better to have your own and borrow whatever card you need instead of being forced to borrow kitasan)
get
3
copies

>>715362986
Haru is the only horsegirl I want and she's 1*

>>715362710
The card isn't even all that strong. Japanese players recommending holding onto the starting rolls as the kitasan banner is going to be the best in a while somehow turned into: OMGOMGOMG YOU WILL DIE OF TESTICULAR TORSION IF YOU DON'T DEDICATE THE NEXT SIX MONTHS OF YOUR LIFE TO MAXING OUT THIS CARD!
Try to get one of these hysterical fucks to quantify how much you "lose" by not having it and watch them scramble for the exit.

Lmfao this is genshin kazuha all over again, except even more autistic this time because we are going in with knowledge on how strong this card is.

>>715362990
There's the thing with the anniversary and some events having a reward item that allows you to uncap any card (no dupes needed).
So getting even 1 Kitasan is not a bad deal at all, though you ideally want 2 so it pays off even more.

>>715362986
People become really autistic when the game is a "number go up" game
Just borrow it like any sane person

>>715357380
Any uma CMs inbetween?

>pvp game with must pull card in the first month
hmmm yeah I’ll pass

borrowkeks will want to kill themselves in a few months lol
>j-just borrow 2 cards at once

>>715363436
asking here as well

Saving for cards? I'm just gonna save for my wife McQueen's angel outfit and my little sister Rice Shower's vampire outfit

>>715363093
>way more often
Base chance is 1/6 and kitasan doubles that. A lot of cards can hit 1.5/6 and kitasan is only a 33% increase over them.
Fun fact: these very same people will tell you to run Fine Motion over mlb Matikanefukukitaru

>>715363465
Any tachyon lore masters, the text confuses me, what is the exact condition for her skill to activate?

>>715363376
Most of the appeal comes from the "singleplayer" desu, PVP is just a fun endgame to build towards so you can justify getting the perfect horsies, but it's not the pillar of the game.

>>715363305
If you are day 1 and don't have 30k to spark knowing Kitasan is arriving, you should unironically rope.

>>715363376
Kitatards claim yet another victim

DO NOT LISTEN TO PEOPLE ITS OKAY TO SKIP KITASAN AND JUST BORROW FROM A WHALE.
Try starting in JP right now and see how long the checklist is of shit you need to basically START being able to do real pvp and legend races (aka the only endgame activities). You’ll need to spend hundreds of thousands of carats, get lucky because all this shit is mixed in with the permanent pool of cards, and then spend years trying to uncap them all. (2.5 uncaps per year btw). Or you could just reroll an account, get 3+ copies, and save yourself literal years of progress.

>>715363638
Funny way to gatekeep but it really doesn't matter, Kitasan will get a rerun later, you can uncap cards without dupes, you can borrow a MLB Kitasan from a whale.
Even if this card lasted a long time in JP, we're getting a faster pacing so that makes its "reign" automatically smaller here, there will be other chances to getting into the "muh meta" wave, your doomposting to scare newfags is silly.

>>715363716
Obviously don't skip Kitasan but at the same time don't reroll your account for Kitasan. Ideally your account should have 30k carats by now.

>>715363716
yep it really is as simple as that. every copy of kitasan black you get is 20 events worth of rewards saved.

>>715363716
3 kitasans let you roll for whatever you like and not care about anything else
>muh meta
not what's being discussed here, metafagging doesn't matter in the context of kitasan just making all your umas better, it's not about meta but about being able to properly play the game

>>715363865
>just don’t want TM Opera O or Mihono Bourbon or Biwa you retard
>just save up for this card that I’m gonna pretend isn’t that good but is actually worth saving all your starting carats for

>>715363716
IF YOU DO THIS YOU WILL GET TESTICULAR TORSION AND MUSTARD GAS

>>715363987
>Meta
>Poor
>Waifus you like
Pick 2

>>715363716
I’m surprised nobody is calling out the “you can just uncap later” retards. It takes over a year to fully uncap one card.