For me it's modern on mutant roids uma musumes

ermm... dont generals belong on /vg/?

Supreme CHUD of japan disapproves of this message

>>715484603 (OP)
almond SEX

For me it’s Gold Ship

It's over. I unlocked Class 3 in Team Trials and I really don't feel like playing more Umas. At least because I don't have a 3rd Dirt Uma available.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNfemqp0PlU&list=RDiNfemqp0PlU&start_radio=1

>>715484632
No, the AI slop general has been here for ages.

>>715486148
Bro your Oguri and El Condor Pasa?

>only 14900 carats
/v/ros... I'm not going to make it without whaling...

>>715486038
it's not just possible but the norm

I am obsessed with Taiki Shuttle's boobs.

>>715486038
Sex. Sex with QT Sumipe Tachyon wife. My penis will never be safe again once her summer outfit unlocks on global.

McQueen feels like a shitter in my game despite winning the last career.

>>715486387
Her voice is too annoying for me

>>715486038

Remember to spread the gospel of cute horse girls to all your friends

>>715486305
You're just saying that because they're bouncy and jiggly.

nimble navigator really is a requirement to anything that isn't front runner huh?

>>715486597
horse girls are crazy

>>715486597
I don't have any friends

hey

>>715486756
AIEEEEE MY KARATS YAMETEEEEE

>>715486756
amen

>>715486796
>pictures taken moments before disaster: haru urara getting ready for the arima kinen

>>715486508
True sis, but it's when The Pasta Bird spouts random engrish.

>>715486756
reminder if you don't get a kitasan card you will be kicked out of the group

>>715486756
Is she really that good or is this a case of people repeating what they've heard

>>715484603 (OP)
What's that Kizuna AI-looking thing?

>>715486870
Kitasan uncapped isn't even good.

>>715486796
>>715486858
Why did Rudolfi allow it? Was it a power move to keep Urara in her place?

>>715486902
i'll tell you in 2 days

/v/ma bros please save my little rerolling chud spot... don't give it to someone else...

>>715486713
For a brief moment the spirit of Tamamo Cross showed up and said
>Throw that bitch off, make her pay for being a woman

what /v/ clubs are there currently?

>>715486902
You literally need three of them for her to actually be used the way people expect her to be used.

Whos the best horse in the lore

>>715486750
Well, I'm already playing Uma Musume, so we can't be friends for you to convert me with horse gospel. Sorry bro.

>>715486952
If fans vote you in, you're in. Tokai Teio was voted in largely with the expectation of just being there. It's your job to get her ready for turf. You're not going to fail Urara, are you?

>>715486868
Do not besmirch the name of EL CONDOR PASAAAA

>all the /v/ clubs are full
its over

>>715484603 (OP)
>almond eye
>eyes aren't almond

>>715487082
Dr. Horse is full?

>>715487031
Mama Super Creek.

>>715487082
I'll post in here if there's ever an opening in /v/ma.

Theres like 4 Horse MD clubs, which one is the real one

It's there pictures of cute horsegirls crying?

>>715487031
All Triple Crown winners are booked really strong and Maruzensky too because the game even include the fact other avoid racing against her just like irl.

>>715487031
LEAVE GOLD BITCH TO ME

>>715487215

>>715487065
>It's your job to get her ready for turf.
How do you even do that? Just with A+ turf parents? Are there any cards or skills that can mitigate her trash performance on turf?

>>715487553
AAIIIEEE DON'T FLATTEN MY BALLS

>>715487615
specific race course turf skills might help, but yeah, it's basically just getting her some turf sparks. Without them she can't race. With them you can abuse her front running to just give her the win.

What do I watch after Cinderella Story?

>>715487717
season 2

Perfect double 9* turf parents ideally with as many Long stars as you can get, praying you hit them every inspiration, that will MAYBE get you to C or even B on turf

>>715487717
whatever you have left to watch

>>715487762
I didn't watch anything else except 3 episodes of Special Week's first season which I hated.

If you've watched all of the anime/ONA/Movie.
It's time to read the spinoffs and the doujin. And watch the gag shorts on the main youtube page. Then you move on to watching the seiyuu LARP as their characters as they play vidya on the main page.

>>715487717
the spin off called real life racing

>>715487749
What do people mean when they say 9*?

>>715487806
watch season 2, then RTTT and then the movie

>>715487897
it is when an inspiration and it's two inspirations all have the same three star spark.
So you pick an uma, and it inherits the 3 star spark that both it's legacies have.
That's a 9 star.

>>715487065
I already have.
But that's mainly because she was my first career horse and I don't know what I'm doing or how the stats work

>>715487897
9 Stars, or 3 different 3 Star Sparks across a parent uma and its parents.

>i'm the favorite going into the URA finale qualifiers
this has never happened before. Could I actually win a run???

>>715487806
>Special Week's first season
Each season has a different MC, S2 is about Tokai Teio and McQueen.
You COULD skip since S2 is considered the better one, it starts with a similar vibe to S1 but things change quickly, it's a heavier show.

>>715488004
I've never gone into URA finals as the favorite. That being said I've won it on my last four umas, who were never favorites over 6th.

>>715488004
No. I got 3rd/2nd/4th. It was a death knell, it turns out.

>>715486038
I feel like it's inevitable. They are going to grow close to their trainer and the relationship continues on even after the initial 3 years. It's just something that won't happen probably for another decade or so down the line.

you better not fall for human women, anon
umas love you with all their heart, you wouldn't want to throw that away, right?

>>715488004
I dunno how much that really matter honestly. My Taiki Shuttle was like 8th favorite and came in first.

>>715488484
Stop it, Maya. Uma or not, you're still underage.

I have a hard time imagining Urara singing or even being a backup dancer for Unlimited Impact. That said, she came in fourth so she was somewhere there in the mix.

Damn the movie really goes full speed racer movie abstract art during the races huh

>>715488484
horses are such majestic creatures

>doing king halo's campaign
>the medium races have been kinda tough but not impossible
>check next race
>3000m
KING HALO WHAT THE FUCK WERE THINKING?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>715488004
>>715488503
That just means you have more fans then the NPC umas. IT MEANS NOTHING.

>>715488743
It's a spiritual experience, the visual and sound design makes it really immersive.

Why is this BOY at a girls school

>>715488763
King halo is a sprinter. All sprinters want the triple crown for long stayers.

>>715488783
I had a feeling that might be the case. To be honest, I was grateful. It let Long Shot proc.

>pull for fun on a banner
>get Taiki Shuttle
>play her right away in career
>only "lose" one race and clear the URA Finale
she is really strong, was a very easy win and she got 2 star speed spark.

>>715488951
any Uma that excels at sprints and miles is piss easy

This is the strongest slut I've gotten so far. She has too much stamina for career but I'm trying to build her for veteran. Got like 7 or 8 G1 wins and all the good front and stamina skills too

>>715488951
she definitely has one of the easiest careers since you can play it just like bakushin and go max speed

So when will global get first person mode?

I'm not even close to the cute Haru card...

>>715488951
she is easy mode bro, there are umas for casuals and umas for gigachads. Taiki sadly, is simply too easy to be considered a hardcore uma

I will only get this game when they add her to global

>>715489016
>She has too much stamina for career
And far too little for team trials and Legend races.

>>715486214

>>715489036
I played her as a pace chaser though so i built more evenly.

>>715488763
>5th
It wasn't as bad as I imagine but not great either, a good try nonetheless

>>715489170
I wanna ejaculate on her featureless crotch

>>715486597
why do gachafags treat their games like a religion they need to proselytize? I've seen it multiple times

She is number 1.

how many carats do i need for kitasan black?

>>715488763
She won all those races IRL btw

Do better.

>>715489245
misery loves company

>no /v/ club is open

>>715489248
She's number 2 thoughever.

>Get a guaranteed SSR make debut support ticket for completing the entire list of one of the special supports
>Use it
>SSR Grass Wonder guts card
My disappointment is immeasurable.

possibly the brightest smile in all of video gaming

>>715489314
Join Coomer

>>715488743
>that part with tachyon's leg shattering
>all five minutes or so of TM Opera O
>every single scene with her is pure kino
>all of pokke's speed scenes
>not to mention the colors and cinematography
so much fucking kino, I wish manhattan cafe also got a scene like the others did instead of just a clip of her running in the rain

>>715489248
Is that a cow?

>>715489170
What is the point of Bourbon if they actually make robo umas?

>>715489373
>Coomer
I don't coom

>>715489445
Ever?

>>715489124
Which Umas are considered hardcore?

>>715489248
>says 2 on her shirt
OBJECTION!

How many hours until the banner?

>>715489428
powercreep

>>715489248
Estelle Bright!

>>715489016
Here's her final form.

>>715488783
I dont think so, i had a run with 400k+ fans and still was 5th favorite

>>715489467
like 36

why is this fat BITCH always eating?

>>715489170
who is this horse

>>715489245
A mix of fear of EOS and consolewarring.

>>715489183
>mfw i realize that the only reason i've won any race on this game is because of an invisible 400 stat buff

>>715489248
Did Milk Factory make this character look like Daiwa Scarlet on purpose?

>>715489573
Gotta eat to have energy to get faster.

>>715489595
ST-2
robot horse made by a scientist horse who is wheelchair bound

>>715489351
I love this lucky retard

>>715489078
I started on last week's thursday
just keep going, anon

>>715488763
>Win the Kikuka sho
>she did well, maybe she'll do fine in other long races
>japan derby
>15th

>>715489525
sparks status?

>>715489573
Japanese humour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn-izcfPDNg

>>715489713
this guy rambles too much for me to enjoy

>>715489264
in theory? 150

>>715489573
horses eat 50% of their day

>>715489701
Haha
1* Guts kill me.

>>715489823
the first of many......

>she used a guest legacy
you did not beat the career

>>715489656
>cripple horsegirl
Nice...

>>715489656
>unplayable side character limited to a single scenario
no...

>>715489926
glue factory bait

>>715489896
Fuck you buddy, I'm gonna use guests to give my own horses a bump to stats when they legacy.

>>715487717
The Beginning of a New Era movie.

>>715489896
>that feel when you tell the auto select to use guests, and it uses two of your own horses.
This is it. I've done it.

>>715489656
>>715489952
>building robot in your own image to relive your glory days

>>715489952
I want her so bad bros...
I'd train her to be a winner unlike that dumb bitch Kiryuin.

>>715489896
Anything to make my 9* speed grind shorter
I finally got a second one so now I'm just waiting for the third one to pop and I'm golden.

How much stamina do pacers REALLY need?

>>715489248
I like her chest

>>715490448
me too bro.

>>715490331
why 3

>buddy likes Umamasume, but hasn't bothered to look into the anime or real life stories
>I mention Urara able to be gifted grass by fans
>"Oh that's nice. How do people do that? I'd like to gift Rice Shower some grass."

>>715490424
For career i am for 500 stam and 600 speed/power with 300-400 wit. works pretty good for me.

>>715490448
Mejiro Ryan is better

>>715489573
needs the energy to be racist

>>715490570
she's racist?

>>715490503
because more is better

this franchise has so many fucking good tomboys

>>715489573
it could be worse, she could be Oguri

>>715490615
fraid so

>>715490703
What did you expect from a series about girls doing track and field?

>>715490523
..........

>>715490752
how do you figure?

>>715490752
post it

>>715490756
well yeah but it also has the idol part which isn't exactly tomboyish

>>715490703
because half of them were real men

>>715490503
Because grandparents need to be 3 stars for a total of 9 stars of speed for when that third Uma finally gets hers
I've been borrowing one for a few days now and it's made my inspirations give 70+ speed every time.

>>715490797
real life Special Week became a huge chud all of a sudden and started hating his childhood friend Grass Wonder, which eventually turned into pure hatred for any chestnut horse
he also hated mares and mating, with the exception of best pussy in the horse world Mejiro Dober, who he /married/

>>715490812
how can women compete

>>715490703
well yeah they're HORSE girls. they're not going to be doing some gay shit women irl do

>my wife?
>mr cock and ball

>>715491007
based

>>715488591
She's 2D so it's a literal non issue on every metric.

If you need a club, feel free to join Horse MD

>>715490703
I appreciate that tomboys here can have long hair too.

>>715488591
Horses are mature at 3 years

Demolished her debut.
I used a guest legacy that had a two 3* speeds and one 2* speed. This feels like cheating.

Should I be running Vodka as a late surger or a pace chaser?

>>715489393
The visualization and metaphor for Pokke's mental block was the best. Along with her moving past her hangup on her rivalry with Tachyon.
That
>I'm moving forward
was kino

i've been playing this game for 10 days and i only just now rolled the hot spring ticket for the first time
and it's with super creek and not any of the horses i love

>>715491007
Most famous Stallions get to breed for years and have dozens if not hundreds of kids, and that's most Umas.
The only exceptions are actual Mares (which are like 20% of the cast) and horses that died tragically like Rice Shower.

I'm getting Uma fatigue

>>715489351
MurkyMarty has to not only compete on a professional level, but excise actual ghosts and demons in her spare time. She's a cut above most of the uma

>>715491149
she leans towards late but you can make other styles work

>boxed in by two(2) runners since my uma loves the inside rail so fucking much
>5th place
i'm going to shoot myself in front of her and change the course of her life forever

>>715491226
you're not gonna see the scene anyway, dont worry about it

>>715491057
Give me 24 hours, hopefully you fags actually share shoes

>>715489573
It's elevation of media. Knuckledragger westoids should stick to their underdeveloped, crass blue collar "humor"

>>715484603 (OP)
>tags: breeding_mount, futa_on_male, umamusume_pretty_derby
Yep... it's gaming time

>>715491410
That's one pregnant horse...

She's so cute, bros.

>goldshi will either retire or fuck until he dies like agnes
HOLY BASED

>>715491492
if she's not playable in global, then i don't care!

>>715491560
soon™

>>715491560
unironically two more weeks and she will

>>715491560
good news: soon
bad news: everybody will be broke because of the kitasan tax

what the hell kind of skill is "hydrate" anyway
it's not like the uma can stop for a drink of water in the middle of a race

>>715491234
Silence Suzuka, Rice Shower, and Gold City are the only horses put in the game so far who didn't sire any children.

1 day for kitasan

you got the 30k?

>>715491669
they use one of those baseball hats with the straws attached, you some kind of retard?

>>715491669
They store water in their boobs like camels do.

>>715491669
>it's not like the uma can stop for a drink of water in the middle of a race
why not

>>715491731
i have 6k

>>715491731
I've got 4.5k and I'll pull her every single time.

>>715490775
She liked that Rice Shower was seen as a hero before he died, though I didn't have the heart to tell her how he was euthanized.

>>715491731
i do
watch as i get a single copy of her from the pity

Why is Special Week's unique skill a magical girl transformation?

>>715491731
I've 9k

>>715491885
It's cute.

>>715491731
20k but I want to spend on teio instead

>>715489393
I just finished watching it myself. Kino.

>>715491731
I have 12k. I'm taking my time watching the the story so I should get more aside from the missions.

>>715491731
i'd be at 33k or so right now but i spent about 12k on biwa still don't have her

>>715491731
17k, I already decided to reroll anyway, my account is shit

>>715491731
I have over 30k. Some of those are paid though.

>>715492041
>whale
kys unironically

Why are there so many shopping district fanbases in this game?

>>715491497
You keep posting this. How do I hear it?

>>715490523
>>715491872
you refer to your female friends as 'buddy'?

>>715491731
Currently sitting at 14k.
Could've easily saved up 30k if I really wanted, but I burned at least 100 rolls on trying to amass enough star pieces to get my favourite horses to 3*

>>715491731
I have 14k saved, another 4k available if I grind more, and I'm going to spend money until she's FLB because I have no self control.

>>715492191
https://files.catbox.moe/o4utpv.webm

>>715492114
you should be thanking him, you disrespectful little shit

>>715492202
Do you not?

This card (and its SSR version of course) seems good for late-surgers, a lot of mobility skills.

You probably want to combine this with "Late-Surger Savvy" which the following cards also have:
>Special Week (R and SSR)
>Agnes Tachyon (R and SR)
>Mejiro Dober (R and SR)

And don't forget to invest in some WIT too since apparently it helps maneuverability.

lateCHADS will conquer the world!

>>715492242
post your friend code so i can borrow it

>>715491731
25k
Whatever I can't f2p I'm willing to splurge to squeeze between

>>715492278
Your favorite card is actually shit, sorry.

>>715492114
I fund your playtime, chud.

>>715491731
Is it the girl, or the card, thats coming?
I'll be honest, I don't often like, know what the support cards are even giving me when I use them, I pretty much only just today realized you could look to see what skills they could give you.
So like does Kitasan's card give some really good skills or something? Why to metafags have such a hard on for it?

>>715492467
yes

>>715492191
https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player

>>715492359
Looking at JP-tier lists is midwit-tier.
Maybe some later cards will have easier access to those skills + tons of other bonuses, but for people trying to play late surgers RIGHT NOW it's a different story.

>>715492359
it's not good in a scenario that's over a year out... owari da...

>>715492127
you mean all… two of them?

>>715492359
>my favorite card won't be usable 2 years from now
It's over.

Do Late and End strategies get better at some point in JP? I know a year in Guts gets fixed so it's actually useful and more like Stamina.
Right now Late and End are total memes that get hosed so hard by RNG you're better off using a lower aptitude Front or Pace stat

>>715491731
Managed to go from 4k to 6k carats

>>715489183
Thanks, I hate it here.

The world's HELLA strongest?

>>715492467
Don't forget that it isn't just about the skills in the "Skill" tab, but also there are skills in the "Career Events" tab by clicking there.

It's ok to not bother with all this stuff in your first/second runs since everything is too dense to take in, but it can help to start to pay attention, some cards are directed to certain types of runners (front/pace/late/end) but some skills are universal and everybody can benefit.

>>715489183
She ended up with like 700 Stamina and Swinging Maestro so I'm pretty happy

I love this song so fucking much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h0Ht6JyCxc

>>715492467
Basically, she gives you a ton of stats very often (100 Specialty Priority when MLB), has useful skills in general, and even get a Practice Perfect event.
Imagine Fine Motion, but for Speed.

>>715492938
I love condors casual outfit

What do you mean you heard it? You're the one that won it.

>>715492938
Tell me about El. Why does she wear the mask?

>>715492938
Does she ever take off the mask?

>>715493195
it would be extremely painful

>>715493402
>>715493402
>>715493402
>>715493402

>>715493034
When does Tannhauser release? She's literally the only uma I care about (along with like everyone else on Canopus, and Helios)

that's right, it's goo goo babies time.

>>715493402
>>715493480
I suppose I walked into that one.

you guys don't even know how to banepost properly

https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/

post your luck

>>715493613
Imagine trying to gatekeep baneposting.

>>715493667
I'm not using all my luck on something that won't even give me cards, fuck off cygames glowie

>>715493558
locked in one third of my triple speed spark too. what was that you were saying anon? >>715491374

>>715493667
>Got 5 SSR but 0 Kitasan Black
It's so fucking over for me

>>715493667
It's take me 600 rolls to FLB her.

>>715493667
I am storing my luck.

>>715493667
>he hasn't been stockpiling luck by deliberately hitting his pinky finger in the corner of the bedframe every day
NGMI

>>715493667
that's all I've got
it's over for me.............

>>715493667
I only need 58,500 carats to get her to where people want her.

I think Special Week SUCKS

>>715491538
Gold ship retired and has sired 500 or so kids already. And they found out the cheeky fuck had never actually tried/went 100% as they're as healthy as a fresh race horse.

Goldshi games the system

>>715494037
I just find her boring. I pulled her and I didn't even feel anything.

Who the fuck has this race?!?!?!?

>>715493667
Got x3 Satono I hope she good
420 blaze it

>>715493880
>90,000 carrots
>$70 for 5000 carrots
>$1260
Are you a Saudi Prince?

>>715494071
Gold Ship is the patron saint of doing just enough until you retire.

>>715493667
I don't see what the big deal is just get the card lol

Now I realize how scarce coins are when I try to unlock my Uma's potential. It cost 470k to fully upgrade each of them.

>>715494141
I agree there's nothing gripping about her career. She eats and she wants to win, quite boring.

>>715494201
That's if I start with 0, I already have 20k so it's more like $900
One week's pay is worth it for the thing that distracts me during work

>>715493667
>1 Kitasan 4 Satono Diamond
lol

>>715494182
I thought people were saying that the Kitasan banner is retarded because she shares it with a fucking awful SSR in Satono.

>>715494141
Would it be bad if a character gets a rehaul to be more like her irl horse?

This son of bitch is fucking mares left and right, and basically you are fucking stupid

>>715494158
Also wondering this.

When can I get that fuckhuge loli horse

>>715494310
Satono is bad but at FLB she's still better than many supports. Her skills are okay and she starts at VERY high friendship

>>715494158
Mayano.

>>715494568
Ok I don't have her. Am I just fucked for that mission

>triangle in stamina
How much god damn stamina do you need for these long races? She has 400 and I thought that was a lot.

>>715494158
Mayano Top Cun
its a senior year long so pretty much anyone with enough stamina can do it

>>715494631
You can pull Mayano, anon, I believe in you. She's only SR so it shouldn't be too hard.

>>715494669
Do you have stamina recovery skills? Remember those things are just on stats, and don't take into account any of your skills.

>>715494724
no im not touching my carats until kitasan black

>>715494158
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters

>>715494158
Here are the race stats, it's 3000m long race that happens in spring.

>>715494669
>>715489183

>>715494158
Just do the race manually with any Long Uma
Check the date, it's on Senior Late March

>>715494669

>>715494631
Anyone can pick up any race, it just doesn't appear as a mandatory race, you have to select it yourself.
Try scrolling and using the "Schedule" button, it pops up a reminder that you're in that race day.

>>715494860
>1200 stamina for long races
get the fuck out of here

>>715486038
How else do new Umas get made?

>>715494898
thats correct, nta btw

>>715494925
Through Umapyoi

>career with air groove after being able to bump her to three stars
>running pace for first few races until speed and power are C+
>switch to late surger and watch her blow past literally everyone with maneuvering, velocity, and acceleration skills
>would've been an easy Legend status run
>gets her ONLY late start of the career in senior year japan cup, ends up placing very last, robbing me of +50k fans
she was like halfway to being my first A rank uma if i had a few better or uncapped cards

>>715494860
misinfochuds... I-I thought 300 wit was enough...

>>715494898
You need to understand those numbers are for JP and they have a LOT of really strong things we don't yet. Our best runs cap out at A rank, they have multiple ranks above that

>>715494968
Haru Urara will never score; useless loser

>>715494985
Nobody was saying this.

>>715494985
u got baited

>>715494361
It's kinda depressing that most non thoroughbreds are simply artificially inseminated. you don't get a real dad unless you're basically nobility

>>715494669
like 800 plus gold stamina recovery skills
you get a hidden +400 to all stats in the ura career

>>715494985
300 is the absolute bare minimum.

>>715494669
I think 800 with 1 gold recovery and 1 standard recovery are the bare mininum to be decent at long races.

go get em champ

>>715494985
These charts are meaningless if you don't have the good supports. Right now you just want to do your best. Stamina is the most important.

>>715494898
and that's assuming you already have Stamina skills

>>715495251
I'm getting your trainer license revoked.

>>715493667
Easy

How much better is a double O affinity on legacies compared to a normal O?
Also I know all runners will benefit from any velocity skills, but I assume acceleration is wasted on front runners compared to the other positions?

>>715495251
How? Why? When do you actually get your stats up?

>>715495334
gg you used up all your luck on some random website

>>715495384
Front Runners have skills with the condition of maintaining advantage if they create a gap big enough, so I imagine acceleration skills could play into that? Be so quick that nobody ever catches up even in the last spurt.

>>715495384
As far as I know, front runners are actually pretty slow to accelerate for their last spurt so they can benefit from acceleration.

Man, Special Week's career bored me to tears I had to start skipping. First one I did that on.

is anime tech applied to the game?
aka: certain tracks have wider race tracks with less sharp corners than other tracks, this allows your uma to lose less speed while turning from the far side of the lane

>>715495781
She is really lame. I dunno if Cygames fucked up her storyline/character design or what. But I just don't like her.

>Training failure 1%
>Fail anyway

>two 10 pulls for cards
>one SR in both pulls
this is what i get for not falling for the kitasan meme

my fuarking hero

Bros where the fuck is the request shoe button?

okay so how the hell does triumphant pulse even work
you have to be 5th or better, but also in the back half? when can that even trigger, just the make debut?

>You need 500 more fans to not fail
>Race (Recommended)
>11th place
>Fail

>Do a run with Winning Ticket
>Doing pretty alright
>Most races end in first place
>Do enough races to have her fans chart into "star" [Abusing her best attributes makes it a 90% success rate]
>Thanks to it, her main skill is at level 5
>Get Swinging Maestro
>Get Breath of Fresh Air
>Goes all the way to the URA Semifinals
>She jobs
OH GOD DAMMIT

>>715493667
Fuck, I used all my luck on this dumb website. Now I have to farm luck by replying to posts ending in 7.

>>715493667
oh, I am FUCKED fucked

>>715495920
I think they wanted to make a basic Love Love-type of protagonist, she fits the mold of those characters very easily.

Then again, she is very basic but at least I think she does well enough as a side characters, which is why the Spe scenes in S2/S3 or like when you see her in Support Card events in the game aren't that bad at all, it's just that she can't carry the story as the focus.

>>715494693
Man I love the dohna dohna artists style.

>>715496147
matikanefukukitaru-sama... I kneel...

>>715495781
>>715495920
There's a reason she got dropped as the face of the game pretty fast in JP. Golshi, Teio, Rice, Haru Urara, etc. are all more popular than her.

>>715493667
>Pull on the pretend site until you get 0 Kitasans and the worst luck possible.
>Stop pulling and wait for Kitasan banner.
>Since you are at your lowest luck values, the next one should be a hit.
I'm a genius

>>715495920
I heard her chapter in the Main Story was better

>opera is boxed in
>doesn't do the meme like in my japanese animes and escapes
they LIED to me

>>715496147
>Now I have to farm luck by replying to posts ending in 7.
>Ends with a 7

>>715496147
based

>>715496147
NEVERMIND
I'M GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT

>>715496147
it turns out the real luck was inside you all along....

>>715496147
>7
Damn, anon, save some of that divine luck for the rest of us

>mfw I unlocked uma musume in 120fps

The gametora guide on looping claims it's an outdated method. Do they mean for the JP version or should I not be looping for speed sparks on global?

>>715496147
7777777777777777777

>>715496147
checked

Who is the ultimate jobber in Umamusume?

>>715495820
I want Gold Ship's onii-chan..

>>715496420
>on looping claims
explain

>>715496403
Maruzensky is your girl then, she's a model that thinks she's a race car.

>>715491057
Which one?

how do i find a whale with a level 50 super creek

>>715496564
Look at the club description

>>715496580
official discord

>>715496420
Yeah, it also applies to Global. Looping is the optimal strategy, but it's stupidly way too time consuming compared to the reward. You'll get to a 9* much quicker by using whatever 3* spark is available to you.

>>715496497
I already have her. The difference between 120fps and base 30fps is truly wonderful. Everything is so smooth now

I'll start watching the anime now, is this a good order?

Why do horses sneed to swim and do homework

>>715496795
how do you uncap fps?

>>715496664
Thanks, I suspected as much.

>>715496815
sure, just keep in mind season 1 sucks
season 3 isn't very good either

>>715496817
Practically they're just girls track and field atheletes who just happen to have inherited the spirit of horses.

>>715487031
MR CBT
Rudolf
Brian
Deep Impact
Orfevre
Contrail

>>715496815
I know the series is on crunchyroll, but where can I watch any of the other stuff?

>>715486038
The entire backstory of one of the Triple Crown Umas is that her mother and father were a trainer and uma pair that eloped to have her and now (You) and her are following in their footsteps.

>>715496010
She's strong!

>>715496403
How? I want to see my girls run in over 30fps

>>715496815
yes, keep in mind season 1 is mid as fuck (borderline bad) but still watchable. It goes ultrakino after season 1 so just endure it.

>>715496832
google hachimi

>>715496907
just search on yandex or some other russian site, they don't censor those kinds of sites

>>715496108
reminder that career races give you a hidden bonus buff
the URA races aren't considered career races, too

>>715496815
【Uma Anime】

Every season/entry has their own focus on different main characters, while the first 3 seasons start one after the other, focus goes from characters like Special Week & Silence Suzuka (S1) to Tokai Teio & Mejiro McQueen (S2) to Kitasan Black & Satono Diamond (S3).

【Recommended Order】

Cinderella Gray and S1 are both valid entry points, you can start with CinGray then go back OR
S1 > BNW ova > S2 > RTTT > Movie > CinGray > S3

>Season 1 + BNW + Season 2 (first season doesn't start as exciting as other ones, but it does pay off, especially in the second season which is top-tier) [protip: Watch the "OVA: BNW" episodes after S1 but before S2. Ignore S3 entirely for now, it avoids burn out]
https://nyaa.si/view/1899950

>Road to the Top (4 eps OVA, short but sweet, one of its main characters plays a role in the movie, so it's better to watch this first)
https://nyaa.si/view/1669204

>The Movie (kino)
https://nyaa.si/view/1942049

>Cinderella Gray (the Oguri Cap anime, kinda like a "prequel" that happens even before S1. Currently has the first 13 eps, will get more 13 eps in three months)
https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=uma+musume+gray+erai+1080p+web-dl

>Season 3 (the black horse of the series, only watch after you finish everything else)
https://nyaa.si/view/1899950

【Is this really worth watching?】

Yes it's cinema beyond belief, when you finish all the shows you get a Cygames ticket to get your dick sucked by Mejiro Dober.

>>715492265
MARTY A CUTE. CUTE!

how odd. in my last run, the npc special week was running as apace chaser, but now she's a lat4e surger.

>>715496879
>season 1 sucks
Well I'm happy to hear that because I sure did find it boring.

>>715496907
The 8 min 1st Anniversary special is on streamable with subs. You don't really need to watch it though. It's just Kitasan and Dia's first day of school. I'm not sure where to find the movies yet except for>>715497063. Iv'e heard they're on youtube legally.

>>715497050
>the URA races aren't considered career races
holy shit this is why I randomly get smoked sometimes

>>715497107
They really didn't know what they wanted to do yet.

>>715487031
Some streamer was saying silence was banished to the states because she always won and they wanted to progress others stories

>>715497107
season 2 and cingray are way better (and genuinely good on their own merits) as far as the tv animes go

>lose race because the NPCs block me and start slowing down near the end while some other horse just runs past
Do I have to pump stats into power or something

>>715497161
It's because the real one was euthanized after the leg break race. They couldn't keep using her without making things up.

>>715497063
Will the yakuza kill me for pirating these without a vpn?

>people bitching about Gold Ship being hard to raise when I'm 2/2 for her career runs
Meanwhile, fucking Nice Nature bombards me with mood and energy down.

>>715496468
Doto, but to be fair, it was against Opera, and she managed to get one win at the end.

>>715494970
bro, it was only a dream? 4 times in a row?

>>715497063
terrible advice
looks like pasta bait too

>>715487031
The bitch in the OP a MUTANT FREAK with the most G1 wins currently

>>715497161
>Some streamer was saying
why are you wasting your time with streamers? what's wrong with you?

She was banished to the states because she's fucking dead dude, she died on that one race, there are no more races stories to tell after that, so they just send her on a magical trip like Frodo at the end of LOTR

>>715497274
wit and pick up some navigation skills

They need to hurry the fuck up and add her.

>>715497290
No. Anime is probably the safest thing you can torrent. I've gotten letters for games and western TV, but never anime.

>>715497421
You don't need to start everything at the beginning.

>>715491731
Lol no, I'm just going to borrow the card

>>715497310
i don't really get it either, the locked training only happens like twice in the entire run and if it lands on guts i just do a race instead

>>715497310
Gold Ship is easy.
If you want to know PAIN try raising Rice Shower.

>>715496147
GIVE ME THE 7 LUCK

>>715497764
Rice is a hard stat check, but her setup is actually really good if you get a good Rice.
Golshi suffers from RNG hell even when you get a good one by her very nature as an Endtard

>>715497625
correct, this is not one of those cases

>>715493667
Think I'll be okay. Somehow managed to pull Special Week, Teio and Oguri. I did use a voucher to get Silence Suzuka but those three came after her she did.

>>715498057
>Golshi suffers from RNG hell even when you get a good one by her very nature as an Endtard
Kill issue. I know, WITHOUT A DOUBT, my Goldshi is going to come from the very back and win the race, every god damn time.

>>715497310
what's a good card spread for goldshi
3/3 speed/stam
or
2/2/2 speed/stam/power

>>715498250
3/3 speed/stam with power 18* power inheritance if posibble.

>>715498390
>power 18* power inheritance
oof
I got a 5* power haru at best

>>715498225
>local dumbass watches his futa horse get stuck/boxed in and get 6th
Hope you got alarm clocks to spare friend

>>715498225
>Kill issue
That's one way to fix Golshi

>Want to run a Sprinter to back up Bakushin now that I'm Team Trial Class 2
>End up with King Halo that blows my Bakushin out of the water
God fucking damn it, I shit bricks when I saw her URA Finals were Medium but she still stomped every race by like 7 leagues

>>715496921
which one

>>715498641
she's a first-rate umamusume, winning is natural for her.

Golshi isnt allowed within ten miles of female trainers

>>715498641
>>715498701
And she sparked good, what a blessed King

>>715498641
How the hell did you get so many skills?

>>715498737
Race more get more skills

>>715498764
Ok yeah I know winning races gets you more skill points but you have a shitload of skills AND high stats. It should be one or the other.

what actually is the advantage an end closer has over late surgers

>>715498834
see >>715489525
You can go even further beyond

>>715498737
>>715498764
I have no idea how she got so many skill points
Must have been amazing hints and events

>>715486902
Before getting 4 copies of her she's in the realm of 'pretty decent' with a speed boosting skill that can proc on corners (only 1 race in the game doesn't have a corner) and energy/mood boosting events. After getting 4-5 copies of her she practically doubles her chances of appearing and proc'ing a rainbow in speed training.

>>715498893
Being away from the pack.

>>715498641
Post your deck anon

>>715497020
Holy SHIT that's smooth

>>715495054
>>715489183
Where can I see more about the stat explanation?

>>715499482
I love American horses

>>715499506
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/edit
Knock yourself out

>>715498731
Why can't I get good sparks?

>>715493667
Wait, did I just used my luckbucks?

>>715493667
i got 3 kitasan in 100 pulls. didn't screenshot it though because i'm prepping to get 4 in the real release.

>>715484603 (OP)
>my autism refuses to let me train Uma's unless they have their 3 star outfits
>but really really want to train Troll Ship, Tom Cruise and Loser-chan
>only fast way to get their 3 star is to gacha
I would have blown all of my Carats on the trainee banners if it weren't for the support cards banners being a requirement. Makes me want to quit.

>>715499652
Thank you anon. I actually want to tryhard for PVP, at least to get consistent wins on my rank (B-B+)

>>715499124
It was kinda visible >>715498731
but here it is in clear
Tazuna SSR even just at 30 is incredible for energy management and rng safety once you start dating her

>>715499482
Fuck yeah America

>>715499945
I don't have Tazuna but I only noticed how good Tazuna is in a recent run, after I borrowed a MLB version from a whale.

The energy reduction thing is actually pretty neat, you can go on for noticeably more time without needing to rest, especially when you keep comboing her with other support characters.

>>715498641
Same thing happened to me the other day, she even became my highest-ranked Uma.

>>715499945
>>715500117
I only have the SR helper girl but i uncapped her twice, if anything the energy reduction and other mood increasing stuff really does add up.
I don't use her on every run, but I use her If I have honestly nothing better to throw in there skill wise.

I WANNA ROLL GODDAMNIT

>>715499896
All of the legendary challenges are very important.

Kitasan tomorrow?

>>715500426
Technically yes.

>>715500426
after tomorrow...

which one should you LB first?

>>715500472
probably the one that's not hot trash

>>715500472
People say the McQueen is better than the Rice

>>715500426
Anons should keep their expectations in check, roll the Kita banner EXPECTING to not get her.
That will hurt less than having bloated expectations.

>>715496091
I once got recommended a Dirt race when my girl wasn't a dirt type. I didn't notice until the race started, and it went horrendously.

>>715500472
I fucking hate rice and I hate Special Week. They're useless, take forever to friend up, and never show up in their spots

How important is stamina for Gold Ship?

>>715488831

>>715500851
her career consists of medium and long races, so fairly important
she kind of needs to be something of a quadruple threat between speed, stam, power, and guts
power to cut through crowds as an end closer and guts to accelerate up through said crowds to close the gap, speed and stam are self explanatory

>>715500851
Very, since she's end closer and most of her objective races are long tracks.
You also want power.

>>715500423
What are those? You can only do them with 3 stars umas?

i simply inherited late surger sparks for golshi so i don't have to fuck around with the three end closer skills in the game

>>715501101
End closer Golshi is kino thoughever
I would never build her any other way.

>>715488004
The only one I got to always be the favorite was mcqueen. But she was s b b e b at the end because she was doing the medium and longs. Maybe I'm training the others wrong because the sprinters will make s+ for speed at the end with a c in power and d in everything else.

>rest
>get night owl
>clears after 1 recreation shrine event + 2 infirmary visits
>rest again
>get night owl again
>lose career

>>715500851
very important and this >>715501101
end closer is funnnnn if you build it properly but to complete a career, just build her as a late surger

>>715501040
Wait guts? I thought guts was a cucked stat right now.

>>715501245
You don't ever need guts. The only reason to do guts is if there's a 4 or 5 stack of supports sitting on it.

I had to build Pace Chaser Golshi for URA because I decided not to roll for anyone till Kitasan. I'm sorry bros.

>special announcer voicelines if you win both Tenno Sho's with Mcqueen
KINO

>>715501245
it is a meme stat for every single distance runner that isn't an end closer, it's needed to make use of your uma's stamina to be able to accelerate/recover from a very behind position in the last spurt, something you never need to worry about when building for front runners or pace chasers

>>715501245
if a horse needs stamina to run her races, she'll get her guts up pretty naturally and it'll help out further with that, you just don't need guts with front's or paces under ideal circumstancess

>>715499896
You get tons more gacha money by finishing different uma careers and leveling up your archive, not to mention all the quests and dailies. Just bite the bullet and start grinding career runs, it's the way the game is meant to be played, and it's good practical experience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSvYrLEzLEY

Do not praise futa umas

>>715501828
Only Gold Ship and Rudolf give futa energy though.

>>715501828
Just because they have a bulge doesn't mean they're not beautiful anon.

Mayano is very satisfying since she can be played at any position.

So whats the end game? What do I do after I beat the single player with a horse? Play it again with a different horse? Play it again but try to do BETTER? Sure ok i could do that .

But is there anything ELSE? I see the daily races I guess but what else? Is there anything else? I see there is the team races but I cant say I understand the point since there doesn't seem to be rewards

Whats my carrot on a stick?

>>715502148
why is she dressed like the golden witch beatrice?

>>715490480
>>715489248
Ah, my third favourite horse.

>First girl I pick is Silence Suzuka
>Complete the run by picking everything that lights up or has a heart on it
>Every other girl the run ends with three goals to go.
The only other girl I got to completed was Bakushin because SPEED. Every other girl I have is a pace chaser so I go Power and Guts until the girl gets walled then Tazuna tells me the girl didn't have enough power or stamina. Bitch that's all we do.

>>715502252
my personal goal right now is being able to fill an entire team with B+ umas
other than that, visual novel shit i guess with reading the stories for careers i haven't completed yet

>>715502252
The carrot is new girls. Do your dailies to save gems for new girls and also costumes too.

What sr make debut support card should I get with the the ticket I just got or is that just a random free pull

Have they really not given any redemption codes so far? Even at launch? Why?
I'm surprised there hasn't been any milestone rewards too, I assume global players is hueg now and they'd be giving us rewards left and right.

Imagine if they add the horse that paralyzed superman haha...

>see who's top 1 in my current bracket
huh, figures

>>715502252
breeding 9* sparks for the perfect studs

>>715502570
us F2Plebs truly do not stand a chance...

>>715502570
what does the friend face on support cards do thats better then a chance for friendship training?

>>715502570
is the tazuna card good? i pulled her from one of those free daily scouting tickets but have never tagged her in

>>715502507
random free pull

>consistently raising B rank umas with R supports the last couple weeks
I cannot wait to whale black for real support cards. I'll go 60k+ carrots to MLB it, I don't care. It's my birthday.

>>715484603 (OP)
reddit eye, reddit uma

What do the LB, FLB, MLB mean?

>>715503226
Limit Break, Front Light Broken, Major League Baseball

>>715503226
JTRHNBR.

>>715503226
Limit Break, Full Limit Break, Max Limit Break

>>715502480
Who's Kino's Journey on the left? Also when does Seiun Sky come out?

>>715489656
Why didnt this uma go to the glue factory?

>>715502252
There are new loops when you consider Team Races and Clubs, since both give noticeable rewards.
By trying to get a competitive team for PVP, you also need to train more precise umas and understand the system better, by playing a lot you also make your Club better (because you're getting fans), in the meantime you also get stuff from dailies, Legend Races and the big Events which lets you grind Event Points, which in turns offers rewards in the form of SSR cards and Carats which in turns makes you stronger, etc

There a lot of NUMBERS GO UP besides just training your Uma, new career modes will be added too.

>>715502480
But I already mating pressed tokai teio, I couldn't possibly get involved with another horse.

>>715502836
>>715502868
They reduce the energy cost during that training, it's kinda like how Wit increases your energy rather than consuming... but in this case a random training will get an energy discount.
Their events in "Recreation" also give a lot of Energy refills.

>fifth club I've joined in three weeks
>nobody ever posts shoe requests even after asking in chat
I hate that discord pedophiles are the only option for consistent currency here.

>>715504067
Might as well cut the middleman and start a club yourself.
You can even choose when to kick people not contributing or staying AFK for too long. You just need to be more shameless about advertising your club.

>>715502252
You grind your horses until you become strong enough to challenge the gods of hors.

>>715504163
They look like they fuck human trainers

>>715504306
Which hors don't?

>>715495965
Also gives a condition that fails to be cured in 4 attempts.

>>715502626
>>715502626
Just use this thread.

>>715502570
Why the fuck was he needing the Vodka for?