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Teio!

Digitan LOVE

guts 1*

uuuuuUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

DDDDDEEEEEERRRRRRRBBBBBYYYYYYYY

what even happened here...? no skills were triggered

IM CUMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>Winning races is not the goal
>Can't achieve a higher score without winning the races
Bros, I thought the jpbros were good at this game?

I hear in France they eat horse girl meat.

>>534077253 (OP)
I NEED SEX JOURNEY NOW WHY DO WE HAVE TO WAIT 5 YEARS

>>534077337
Nice feet Digitan

>>534077420
the leaders ran out of juice at the last moment
should've leveled guts

>>534077420
Ran out of stam.

>>534077362
They fucked up her face in the anime.

Asking again because I'm retarded, but can some expert explain me how do you train a late surger for medium/Long? The fact that they need Speed, power AND stamina is driving me nuts.
I always fall short stamina if I go for speed and power, by fall short I mean like 600 stamina but that's not good for long.

I finally made a BASED horse

>>534077420
must be nice not dealing with a gold ship

>doesn't even know your name
>just Trainer
Tough

>>534077641
BASED Ship the GOAT

>>534077637
one of those stats you need less of, can you guess which one

what front runners are viable for this cm? i dont have suzuka

>if you get brocked you get brocked
I get it now

>run 4 speed cards
>king halo still struggles to crack 1k speed
what the FUCK

>>534077728
uhhhh.... power?

>>534077753
it do be like that

>>534077891
bro.....

>she actually made the fan breakpoints
Unbelievable
That skill will never trigger,ever

I get it now

>>534077875
either retardation or shit cards
my Halo maxed her speed with 3speed/1power/1wit/tazuna

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>534077420
Do you see how oguri was leaning forward the whole time, but then right at the end stands up straight? That exact moment is when she ran out of stamina and her speeds beings to drop sharply

>>534077253 (OP)
in the google doc someone says "unfortunately I can't unlevel mejiro mcqueen" talking about the card but doesn't mention why. Why wouldn't you want to level it all the way? Where should you stop?

Almond Milk

>>534077960
>more speed than power on mile surger
its over

U N M E I

>>534077875
I can reach 1k speed with 3 MLB SR cards, what level are your cards?

>>534078106
But my rights......

>>534077445
Lose race get 120k points anyway, oh now I don't have to get 5 wins in a row to break my record and go up in ranking. <- This is what he means.

just wanna fish for crying out loud...

>>534077960
were you running late or end?

Dream Journey OP, very nice

>gaymer
>manlet
>moody
>refuses to acknowledge friends
>pretends to not like things she does enjoy
This character is literally 4chan.

>>534078005
so cute, can't believe she constantly flirts with you

>>534078261
>like seiun sky
>hobbies: fishing
>like cheval grand
>hobbies: fishing
fishbros, we won?

>>534078220
>I can travel at 100 m/h with a jetplane
Of course you can.

>>534078220
>3 MLB SR cards
Wow I guess I'll go back and just get lucky bro.

>>534078308
this is why 4channelers say they hate her

>>534078238
Except you lose a race, you get 50k

Where are the ears on these two female humans?

>>534078041
What does Ai chan’s butt smell like?

>>534078121
Speed trumps all regardless of distance or tactics
>>534078179
Unmei

>>534078121
I shall keep that in mind once i can search the new uma for a parent.
Also thats a filthy dirter ,so its sprint and mile or its just mile?
Does higher special skill brings more points or its just a wasted stat on Urara?

Is raising potential super important? Like sure it gives you some skills to buy without hints, but with how much it costs for me right now I wouldnt dare do it besides my fav 2 or 3 umas

>>534078331
What the fuck happened to her right hand

Umadacchis, is this enough for a neicha?

>>534078414
My dick

>>534078414
lavender

>>534077445
Just don't be a witlet with no skills
I get 105-110k even if I lose so that was easy Class 6 retention this week

>>534078290
more like SEX Journey

Post your best uma pics, i lost my folders recently

let's say I REALLY hate myself and want to raise a medium S Curren chan, what's the minimum amount of medium sparks required?

>mashing through daily team races to spend RP
>get lucky ass run and win all 5 races with good placing
I'M GONNA FUCKIN MAKE IT BROS

>>534077875
>>534078220
it wasn't even a horrible run, I got charming early. I only saw a triple rainbow once and 0 quads

>>534078445
Could you post cards anon? I'm trying to get Natie to A but keep failing miserably

>>534078553
the only one you will need

>>534078591
It will probably rise above that.

>>534078216
literally me

>>534078391
>Except you lose a race, you get 50k
Sounds like a (You) issue

>>534078620
Mid cards worse rainbow luck ngl

Love sexy umas

When do rainbow crystals become a thing again?

Has anyone from JP beaten the super Almond Eye boss with Urara yet?

>>534077628
anything S2/3 is fucked up design wise, esp 3.

>rudolf ults and acceleraters right into spe's butt
>stays there the whole final leg
>2nd
fuck u

What is like, having rolled Maruzensky?

>>534078706
thanks, I will try woth this config but other cards

>>534078597
>3 0lb speed cards
>deadweight guts meme
yeah no wonder you got jack shit

>>534078597
What is that Ticket card doing there

CM test run - 35564549

>>534078391
I dropped to Class 5 this week but all my loses are above 80k because my horses never come in under fifth place and all have 10+ skills. Which is the first large bump in points for loses then amount of skills proc'd

>>534078395
very nice
now let's see the bottom of their shows

>>534078553
HOLY JEEZUS

>heh looks like you dont have MLB cards
genius observation nigger, got any other insights?

MATIKANEFUKUKITARU NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FUCKING SAY THAT
SUZUKA DONT GO
DONT GO
FUCK
DONT LEAVE

>>534078029
damn, how can one Uma be almost as sexy as Matikanefukukitaru?

>>534078843
I wouldn't know...

I'm tired of training taiki shuttle... just need a 3* so she can be a parent

give it to me, how the fuck do i NOT fuck up the debut race with this horse
this bitch failed 8/10 of them using front..

>>534078432
It's important if the uma's skills are good. Some of those golds are basically not available anywhere else right now.

Flattest honse?

>>534078986
Why didn't Suzuka simply not die? Is she stupid?

>>534078843
I did her entire career blasting eurobeat. She never lost.

>>534078308
She's a cute dork with too much self loathing that she disguises with the loathing of others
She thinks she doesn't deserve friends or to enjoy herself so she always pretends like she isn't caring for her friends and only learns to have genuine fun right at the end of her career thanks to (you)
Also she jumps you when you go to the hot springs together

>>534078779
https://x.com/Specialweeeek_/status/1894957343655501910
https://x.com/10010Manju/status/1899234752747778319
https://x.com/tomo3_mhi/status/1895802803836371152
Yeah, get fucking bent
Can you? /uma/?

>>534078553
I was gonna do that anyway but Im focusing on Gel and real art atm(even if it's hard to sort for quality). I'll go back to AI next thread.

>>534079092
Narita Taishin until Nishino Flower

>>534078963
why it seems like she's about to beat you?

>>534079092
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/cup

>>534078432
It's a case by case basis. Some uma have poop potential, some have skills that are easily accessible regardless, some have unique ones that stand out.
At the moment raising potential is the biggest noob trap since gold is so limited and the resources are so intensive. I've raised a couple horses to potential 3 but that's mostly for debuffers and for ones with gourmet or breath handy.

Is there a site that allows me to 'build' umas with the relevant skills I want, and also allows me to quickly reference where/how to get each skill? Something like GameTora's Event Helper, but for skills.

>>534079092
Hishi Akebono

>Rest
>30 Energy
>Rest
>30 Energy
>Rest
>30 Energy
>Rest
>30 Energy
Actually the biggest sign that a run is over.

>Just spam Wit bro
Not fond of a character having 400 in everything else and SS Wit.

Are you telling me that the Spe event card is a coin flip between getting the gold regen skill and getting shit on at the end?

OH FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY
I'M GOING TO FUCK THE NERD THIS TIME

>>534079179
THAT'S NOT URARA
THAT'S ECLIPSE/KINCSEM POSSESSING URARA

>>534078395
where'd you get the models? is there a decent full rip of the game assets out somewhere?
i really like this game's aesthetic and would like to study it.

>>534078779
Almond Eye doesn't show up in dirt lol

>>534079295
i love them

>>534078432
Just don't slack on support cards, after thst b urself

Convinced that sparks aren't consistent probability but are manipulated server-side. Yeah, I totally naturally got five 1* wit sparks in a row, sure.

>Samson Big
>is small
This seems illogical

>>534079365
Good luck anon

>>534078553
total uma domination

>>534079350
so much shit in this game is purely luck based so what's one more?

>>534079092
Meishou Doto

>>534079179
But aren't both uraras dogshit with turf?

big boobs > small boobs > no boobs

>>534079295
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>534079294
Many umas don't take too kindly to sharing their trainer.

>>534078843
It's like not getting the title for the last event because I never got Mcqueen. But the sprint legend races were easy, and it's always a good inherit parent.

>>534079331
I don't think so but on gametora when you check out a skill it'll show you every possible source of that skill

>>534078941
Sometimes you glance at pure evil and then evil glances back at you.

>>534079331
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills

>>534079682
host another

>>534079350
Please whale responsibly on Vodka and Super Creek rate ups

>>534079749
This is photoshopped

God damn she's btfo every race so far.

>>534079160
She's a boomer, you gotta listen to shit like Blackfoot or Molly Hatchet

>>534079350
classic Spe behaviour

>>534079381
Use Umaviewer then you can rip the model in mmd.

So what do "field of view" skills>>534079806
do exactly?

>>534079746
woah

>>534079303
yeah I'm thinking I'll raise Nice nature and Rice shower potentials and call it a day

>>534079849
wtf

>>534078553
You knobhead.

>>534079821
New CM room:
51767482

>>534079350
it's the case for a lot of early cards, they stopped doing that shit around the first anniversary since it was very annoying

Which uma has the best tits? Not the biggest, but the best shape, size, perky yet soft and bouncy, knows how to paizuru

>>534079347
>>534079572
Anyone got the one of Stay Gold sniffing her armpit, recoiling, and sniffing it again?

the two cutest horses

Is the next CM a long?

>>534080060
>3/18

Are they planning on making bank with Almond some day?

>>534079535
>B turf and B long
Imagine the brutal mogging if Urara could've reached S on both(statistically impossible)

>>534080060
>18

>>534079949
>uma models at a proper high res with actual AA (or excessive downsampling)
heaven

>>534080092
Suzuka

>>534079925
She was a teen in 80s Japan, there isn't a more city pop uma on the roster bro

>>534079981
Whoops didn't mean to quote

>>534079949
>mmd
was hoping for a more standard format but i guess i can figure out how to convert this to something else.

>>534078843
Sex everyday in her apartment

>>534080139
3200m

>>534079925
>blares flirting with disaster as the hopeful stakes starts

>>534079981
>What do field of view skills do exactly
Don't worry about it

>>534079594
literally NTR

>>534079350
Nobody likes agemasen cards, now throw out half your runs lol

I don't think I quite have figured how to build team trials horses... here's a Maru I built up, I have a few other horses I'd like to post but do these look alright?

>>534080154
Sir, that's turf and medium
Almond is a medium honse
But still, Almond is at S on turf and medium so if the super urara had better stats, she would be dusted easily

>>534080141
>>534080163
i dont get it, whats wrong with 18

No one is safe from getting BOXXED. Even legends.

>>534080060
Remaking since bots fucked it up.

>>534080170
you can already force AA through your driver's control panel quite easily.

>>534080331
I see...

>>534080331
lgtm

This is the pull that is bringing her home

I'll be able to get her 4* before CM starts right?
I don't want to waste anymore Carats on stuff that isn't a support card.

>>534080347
real CM is 9 bwo

>>534080148
This killed me a bit, i don't care about Almond but Blast, Stay Gold, Lilac, Buena and Still in Love aren't in? They have so much art

>>534080269
1200 stamina and 4 gold refresh skills, right?

I don't care if she sucks I'm winning Champions Meeting with Teio and none of you can stop me

Is she slept on or is it just me? I didn't start getting regular A+'s until I added her. And Tail Held High is pretty rad.

she's
SO
FUCKING
SMALL

>>534078843
22 races won 0 races lost, 1 race spark

>>534080347
CMs will be 3 players with 3 umas each. The reason it's not wise to do tests on 18 horse races is because you are adding a ton of potential for absurd debuffing that would never happen in CM and the potential for blocking/boxing which only happens very rarely in CM and does not kill horses like it does in 18 horse races

>>534080447
Still in Love is very likely to be the half anni uma this month desu

>>534080392
FXAA isn't proper AA
>nuh-uh you can force MSAA in this DX11 title
And I'm the emperor of Indonesia.

>>534080378
MORE CM RUNS 73386876

>>534079179
>>534079535
NY Urara looks amazing in her outfit, and smaller horses just look more badass when they zoomin' IMO. Definitely Even if NY TMO is meta and probably better I'd rather have the Urara by a mile.

>>534079806
Yeah I know about that. What I'm asking for is something akin to a 'deckbuilder' but for skills so that I can have all the skills I want listed on a single page. Right now my only options seem to be writing my skills down and manually looking up each one, one at a time, or having each skill open in a separate tab.

>>534080560
They really love to edge their players huh

>>534080537
damn look how flat she is, that's hot

>>534080518
>not her alt
you hate her

>>534080201
That may be true but her outfit matches Strikes perfectly so I'm gonna double down on southern rock

>>534080592
lmao

>>534080527
do you need to borrow her at high dupe or can you run her at zero dupes?

>>534080527
She's a crutch, free mood fixing and energy is nice but you could get uhhh higher number instead I also like her a lot, she's a guaranteed UMA finale victory pretty much

>>534080148
Yes, she's probably gonna be the 6th anni character to maximize bank

>>534079949
With the existence of this tool and all, I'm kinda surprised that some techsavvy coomer hasn't made porn that just carries these readymade HQ assets over yet.
I realize rigging and animating are another thing entirely, but are the shaders not rippable as well?

How good of a training does second turn need to have to skip recreation for you guys? if anything has 3 or more I take that, and sometimes I feel like I should also take the 2 friends speed or stam and save the recreation for a really shit turn

>>534080374
B O X X E D

>>534080698
NEW CM: 40935712

>>534080492
murmur and dominator are mid races only so it's just 1200 and a heal, although a new skill named stamina eater/stamina greed becomes the most dangerous, you can guess what it does

>>534080801
>stamina greed
that's not in the game

>>534080148
>Dantz frame
>Luis and Luis
>Samsung Big

>>534080775
HOW ARE PEOPLE SO FAST IT'S BEEN LESS THAN A MINUTE

>>534080750
anon?

>do tachyon's career
>She never loses a single race
What the fuck

aight I give up who's the best uma at farming hopeless stakes I can't get golshi to win that one, she stomps every other race but that one is just impossible

>>534080939
Why is she holding back a sneeze?

>>534080936
You don't want to see what debuffers anons are running, anon.

>>534080956
Lore accurate

>>534080527
when the acupuncture failed, I got double mood down, -energy and practice poor. tazuna fixed up my uma in one move and i busted a fat nut

>>534080881
I don't know if SSR stamina Cafe comes out before or after, but she has it

post trees

>>534080775
Post a summary this time

>>534079528
NERD BRED

I understand getting rape by big umas like Falco and Biwa but how can this little shit overpower you?

>>534080990
She’s actually being fucked by a big black stallion

>>534079179
Almond Eye got mogged in her debut race btw
The horse that cuntblocked her first debut was named "Nishino URARA"
KINO

wait, are all the people itt actually pedofiles?

>>534080881
Manhattan Cafe gives you stamina eater

>>534080990
You ever get one of those moments where you need to sneeze but just can't?

>>534080273
>outta money
>outta hope

So I'm looking at that club list in the OP, they seem awfully full. Any club want a member?

>>534079350
this is why special week needs to die

>>534080956
yeah I was surprised at how strong she was when I got her. Apparently it's because of how good of a recovery skill her unique is

>>534081076
>how can this tiny shit with the power value of a huge horse overpower me?

Is there a lore reason why super creek spends 80% of the time on guts junior year?

Oguri Cap has consistently fucked me over with some of the worst runs imaginable, I cannot get a good stat spread or even hit the finale sometimes on this bitch. This is absurd to me considering she's meant to be one of the easiest, meanwhile I scored big and breezed through the likes of Matikanefukukitaru's career.

>>534081106
Nah I hate Nishino Flower

>>534080636
To my knowledge, no, you just have to manually look up every skill and note which ones are from what cards so you can consolidate

>went on a date with Tazuna, expecting Mood to improve
>Mood remains the same
this fucking bitch

isnt narita shit for this CM because she doesnt have a reliable 2nd gold skill?

What's the difference between an A and an S in distance? Like stats-wise

>>534080979
maru should clear. maybe try vodka

>>534081054
1 > 2 > 3
Scary Grass Wonder joined again.

>>534080527
She sucks. I hate her. She's useless. (got her dupe from free ssr ticket. FUCK HER. nigger woman.)

>>534081106
I only post big tiddy full grown umas

How do I build Evil Nature for maximum trolling potential?

>>534081430
what's so scary about that grass

>>534081169
>Any club want a member?
That's not how you ask. You have to get on your knees and beg for it.

>>534081076
They all have super strength. She could rip your arm off if she wanted to

>>534080398
>>534080406
I'm physically and socially retarded, pls be patient

>>534081409
6% of current stat

>>534081409
FIVE whole percent... it matters more than you might think

>>534081076
>Read her story
>Deadlifts 200kg with relative ease
She is strong as fuck, anon

>>534081076
God, I wish Teio would choke me out with her muff.

>>534081076
if you read the dialogue from time to time they talk about how strong the umas are, like how they need to have uma proof training equipment at the gym so they don't break them

>>534081521
Teio isn’t cute enough to be as much of a brat as she is.

>>534081043
Why is she so smug about it?

>>534081495
The fact that i had to scroll before getting to the debuffs.

Another CM Room: 46520658

I can overpower umas easily
Watch

>>534081383
Oh well. Thanks.

>>534081736
their ears and tails are their weakness

>>534081043
smug trees with the soul of a hag!

>>534081672
Nature can't get dominator, this is immersion breaking

HARU RACE
98761436

>>534081736
this is asking to be megaraped

Narita Taishin? More like NaritaSHIT

I can't believe I wasted 30k carats and 500k gold for THIS

>special week's potential 3 skill is for pace chaser
>potential 4 skill is for late surger
WHY

What's the next speed card that actually has a good gold skill on it?

>>534081852
witlet

>>534081535
So, are these "good" team trial horses?

>"Legend" Race
>can't even place 2nd

>>534081458
I used this just replace the welfare mcqueen for manhattan if u have her, you're supposed to keep her energy high so you can fish for hints when they pop up, the fine motion is key due to wit priority and energy regen

>>534078553
Sexy retard

>>534081852
>400 power

my first run with a 3* Tachyon. i believe that's my best run with her (even got 400k fans somehow)
will this be shit for pvp? also, guess the sparks

>>534081862
Sometimes they spread the love instead of minmaxing a single running style

>>534081043
Wtf am I looking at? Why is the emperor a tree?

>>534081962
Digatan NO

>>534081076
At 75km/h it's like hitting concrete

Have you ever dreamed a dream?

>>534081979
This is a guy I was not expecting to see in /uma/

>>534082118

>>534082116
Don't worry about it

>>534081852
Live footage of anon training

>>534082215
I won that roll three careers ago.

>>534081920
>>534081979
That hoe FAILED before the last 3 races

>>534082215
Easy success for the greatest class rep.

Giving Almond Eye her Stamina Training level 6

>>534081962
>>534082151

do you buy double circle skills for CM or just single?

>>534082265
diggoo :DDDDD

>>534082215
All in let's go

guys it's the doll not the child...

Welcome to Uma Jeopardy!
Tonight we have the following categories
>Tragic Trainings
>With Supports Like These Who Needs Enemies
>Witless Wonders
>Does This Uma Owe Me Sex?
>Dance Moves for Dummies

>>534082305
I don't understand the nips obsession with using toys in such a brutish manner. It's like they've never touched a woman.

>>534082372
Only if you have skill points left over after buying everything else

>>534082387
since pvp is accel game, turf S seems to be the most vital

>>534082292
>>534082280
>>534082423

>>534081852
skull issue

>>534082387
>this does not affect your chance of triggering skills
Then what else is affected? Just your ability to not get blocked?

I haven't failed a Junior Debut race in a long while, can someone remind me what's so bad about getting a shit placement for it? Do you get mood downed or lose energy?

>>534082535
LMEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>534082269
That makes me worry about it...

>>534082612
But what if we recouped some of those losses....

>>534082376
Narida Daishin :DDDDDD

>>534082535
bakushin...

>>534082608
Soft turn loss because you have to race again. 40ish skill points for the 2nd race though so it hardly matters.
Losing the Hopeless Stakes is much worse.

>>534081076
Smart Falcon is big?

>>534082757
DO IT

>>534082757
you lose 100% of the trainings you don't take

>>534082608
You may have to do another shitty 500 fans maiden race, before you are even allowed run anything better than DOGSHIT

>>534082757
I'd do it.

Are all the CMs this stupid?

Anyone has the recommend decks google doc for CM? Can't find it in the op

>>534082474
I'll take "With Supports Like These" for 200 please Alex

>>534082737
((((We)))) said don't worry about it.

Is my Neicha ready for CM, anons?

>>534082019
Oguri is a christmas cake...

>>534082518
I plugged it into the simulator and assuming max speed/power the priority should be distance>surface>strategy

>>534082535
Poor Dumbshin, needs consoling kissies on her fivehead.

>>534082757
WE GO AGAIN

>>534082846
stupid as in people are going to be building for it?
yeah

>>534082949
wtf i thought pvp is accel game

>>534082305
Almond is for gentle love making. She likes it vanilla, like almond milk

Marvelous Fuji Paizuri

>>534082927
GET IT!?

>>534082818
>>534082823
>>534082840
>>534082978
>>534082974

Double Distance, sheesh

>sparks are constantly shit
>runs getting bricked by numerous mood downs and 10% fails
>pulling out of desperation and getting shafted

owari da

>>534082949
>he's a simulation cuck
ngmi

Oguri's umaeggs are drying...

>>534083069
CHOWA!

>>534083069
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>534082927
Is that bad?

>>534083012
Corrupting her and turning her into a depraved nympho is also one of my fantasies, but I agree, she is for pure loving and having a nice, slow life

>>534080939
isnt this one of the illusion models? artificial academy?

Oguri is saving herself for her hometown girl

will this grass work for Mile races? I cannot ever manage to get a good one for medium or long

Interesting. And concerning.

>>534082596
less chance of rushed, more speed downhill and better determined target speed. no clue how that last one works

>>534083127
Kita’s extra soft kitas…

>>534077420
Oguri ran out of juice. Mayano proc'd her recovery too late to matter.

>>534083208
How much is the spark selection pass?

>>534083069
At least isn't Don't over do it

>>534083164
ojisan... artificial academy was 5 games ago...

>>534083013
>sticking it through the shirt hole

>>534083195
March DID beat Oglin to one thing, and I have definitive photographic proof!

>>534078597
I found all those recommendations about decks don't really work if you have bad speed cards. You kinda have to work around it so you end up with ok stats.

>>534082387
Wait, I thought turf affected speed and distance affected strength

>>534083292
https://youtu.be/l91ISfcuzDw

>>534083157
She’s too angelic

>>534082849
https://docs.google.com/document/d/15Ihvk2BuhoLbQDNyCPOcvgxSzuj-cL16g8V5ZgM_HeA/edit?tab=t.0
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SYe67CJLQe8UM4N6TFLkKUgwhwTQMTC3KyTYJVjb_MI/htmlview

>>534083195
March is a third rate Uma who will never win anything, especially the Ogurisho.

>>534083472
A small price.

>>534083483
Some men can't appreciate beauty as it is. They derive enjoyment from making it ugly.

>>534083367
Damn, fully dressed paizuri sounds HOT

>omg Taishin career is hard maybe you shouldn't pull for her guys
>it's just a mood down event and one practice poor debuff
>you get one recreation before the race where you can get the karaoke to get it back to Good or the shrine event to cure Practice Poor
>after like 10 turns she gets super buffed with stats and double circle Practice Perfect
I'm never listening to youtube retards again.

>>534083304
It's extremely owari da.

Should I put... ONE Guts card in my deck?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>534083517
thanks..
>ended up making a pace chaser parent
>they updated the guide to include yaeno muteki as a must have support card

>>534083612
Exactly because it's beautiful and I appreciate the beauty, I want to ruin her. Then fix her, then ruin her again then

>>534083656
You should max level your MLB Mambo RIGHT NOW

Mean Grass here hosting CM room: 17919646
If you can survive my onslaught of debuffs, then your 3 uma are ready for the big leagues.

>>534083367
Gentildonna looks like she’d be bratty, but she’s not
>>534083575
Why is there so much art of this?

>>534083517
>tfw no muteki on my friends list
wat do

>>534083483
What's wrong with bringing some angels down to earth?

>>534083292
your soul

How the hell am I supposed to compete with the fucking beasts people posting this thread? This is the best I got after like 10 runs, I can't imagine even getting close to 1200 speed AND the rest of the requirements

>>534083782
Because some people are just aroma enjoyers.

>>534083367
>sticking it through the shirt hole
of course

>>534083695
You’re the reason Dober hates men

The only Must Have is your oshi

>>534083872
there's tier B for non tryhards anon

>>534079594
Is there Uma on Uma violence at Tracen over Trainers?

If I have a skill that says pace chaser but I'm using another strategy like late, can my uma still activate it or get any benefit from it? or do I need to match the skills with the strategy that I'm using for the race?

>>534083872
Play more..? I guess? I am getting A ranks pretty consistently now. No idea why, I just am. Used to be hard stuck on B/B+ for a while.

>>534084008
yes

>>534083742
this is what you need, kiddies

>>534083938
I will fix her and ruin her too then

>>534084008
no

Tonight's the night

>>534083631
Based
>>534083782
She is strength personified. She doesn't accept anything less than the best.
>>534083887
It's probably warm and sweaty...

>>534083887
>titty veins
wew lad

>>534084008
Just be yourself

How the FUCK am I supposed to get 1100 STAM, SPEED AND POWER

>>534084079
What parents?

>>534083872
cope bracket lil bro

give it to me straight bros is she going to crash and burn to debuffs or are my skills enough

>>534083695
Psycho behavior

>>534084008
no nigga
yea for the second question

>>534084237
>20% guts scaling
RIP

how important is it to get my dirt racers to an A aptitude? I used to always do it even though I don't have a good dirt legacy, but after checking some top rankers and seeing they have a bunch of b dirt runners I stopped

>>534082215
>>534082535
>>534082757
>>534083069
Thanks anon, haven't laughed that hard in weeks.

>>534084042
>>534084084
>>534084184
Thanks chat! I almost forgot about the most important thing, to just be myself

>>534083872
What's there to sweat, the cm lobby wins?

>>534084237
guts trains both speed and power

>>534084406
no problem chat

anyone have a juiced up parent taiki to borrow?

>>534083951
My Oshi no ko?

Did you know that (YOU) could reduce (You)r uma's monthly rape rate by a WHOPPING 32.8% just by treating (You)r beloved uma to a date at least once a week, besides myriad other benefits?

Remember, a date a week means (You)r uma at her peak! (as in cap)

This PSA is paid for by the Northern Taste Foundation.

>>534083872
>LB1 kitasan black

>>534082816
bigger than anyone in this thread for sure

>>534077753
I'm doing a Taiki run and had to do a pleb race to meet a fan quota. She was blocked for the whole corner before the final spurt, but once she broke free from the block halfway through the spiurt, she managed to go from 13th to 5th. She met the fan quota at least, but it sucks knowing your uma is looking good, but one block can throw things off.

>>534084237
>1100
You need MINIMUM 1450.

>>534084301
vanillafags lack creativity

>>534084406
I'm not chat, buddy

>>534077253 (OP)
holy sexo dorija

>>534084410
Bait

>there is twitch frog shitter in my thread
now its only missing wojaks

If you don't have stats higher than the stats it is possible to get, you are not gonna make it. You are finished.

>>534084610
that is accurate tho

>>534081076
You're looking at a horse once called The Emperor, she can wreck you with ease.

>>534084237
you just need to get food event 3 times in junior year

>no taiki after swiping $400 on uma banners
i am beyond bricked

>>534084295
should be enough, but for some reason you picked ramp up/slipstream instead of medium corners/straightways like a retard sheep

>>534084545
Nigger I like ntr and futa. You're just justifying your psychopathy.

>>534084694
Nobody trains guts or uses guta cards

>>534084545
Vanilla is good

hey some club here has a slot open? 437187152768 i am looking for semi-tryhard club but i am open to anything

>>534084727
>swiping on uma banners
giga bricked moment

>>534084612
i train guts

>>534084758
>>534084545
sounds like you both need to commit suicide immediately

TEIO TEIO TEIO
TEIO TEIO TEIO
TEIO TEIO
TEI TEI OOOOOOOOOOOOO

Very cool

>>534084758
what the fuck do you think ruining mean in this context you retardm do you think I mean to chop her in bits and beat her till you cannot recognise her?
>I like NTR and Futa
yet you can't understand the basics of ero it seems, sometimes I forget I am not in hgg

So people say "Don't have too many different cards!" "focus on speed and stamina!" but then also say "don't be a witlet" how are you getting your wit if you're not bringing a wit card?

>>534084914
is for abusive sex, black stallions, and single mom

>>534084758
don't say that word again, we have very decent black folk in our club

>>534084545
You're a broken person who wants to break others

>+100 speed training
>practice perfect, mood great
>7% fail
>fail
>practice poor
>mood bad
>end career
>alt f4
K

>>534085012
bro your legacies? stop having dogshit 1* sparks

>>534079529
Being dominated by Umas makes me horny

>>534083195
Oguri is not a virgin anymore

>>534084947
The mood down > recreation > mood up > mood down loop makes me rage the fuck out.

>>534084780
It is, but like everything I get bored if that's all there is to it always!
>>534085052
I wonder how much samefagging is going on here given the timer anon

>get urara to at least B turf
>starts smashing every sprint and mile race
lmao

>>534085012
Wit is a bonus, you need speed and stamina first and foremost. Besides, it's very easy to hit 300-400 wit with no wit cards, which is where you start to get diminishing returns as far as skill procs are concerned.

>>534084758
I also like NTR

>missed first event as late joiner
>was unlucky with my 200 pulls on Kita
>anons told me to reroll
>I didn't listen, because I couldn't abandon my horses
>now I'm hard stuck in B+ purgatory
>too late to reroll
>no future, no perspectives
le bricky...

Love boobs

>>534084519
But my Uma is on a strict diet…

>Trust me Haru
>It's uh, important to your stamina training
>Now sit down I'll be fine
https://files.catbox.moe/elh0q5.jpeg

>>534085235
I joined during the kita banner myself anon, just hunt for MLB card friends and make do with what SRs you have.
You'll end up rolling A's every other run in no time.

>>534085235
how many kita did you get with 200 that you consider yourself unlucky?

>>534085171
No idea, never bothered to learn how to samefag

>this final arima kinen is about BNW
>it's a match between these three main characters!
>Biwa: 3rd place
>Winning Ticket: 9th place
>they both lost to Nice Nature
Embarrassing.

>>534085329
Hate to break it to you but I just left kfc and she was there

>>534085235
just have patience until the rerun and you will unbrick yourself

Whats the average rating for CM? 10-12k? I don't think I've seen any S ranks at all.

>lose the 50/50 three times in a row
XD, at least we got an ok spark

what the fuck man

>>534081646
Incorrect
Teio isn't bratty enough for how cute she is

>>534085458
nta but I got 0

>>534085235
I mean, you can still try to reroll for kita right now if you really care, she's not gone from the pool

finally some decent sparks

your account cant be bricked
only your mentality

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

Should I get swinging maestro or is this enough stam for sprint as a front runner

>tought parenting farming was already hell
>start ACE farming
>if something little goes wrong your race is pointless and you may as well restart or focus on spark farming

>>534085373
ayo dis nigga eatin poop lmao

>>534085458
Zero Kitas, only got her on pity.

>>534085550
i've only seen good S rank sprinters and milers
everything else is a meme to do S rank for

>>534085696
yes

>Evil Nature doesn't need to win races
>to build her i need to build races in career

>>534085550
there was a guy almost getting an S uma but the amount of luck i think it will not happen again (or if he grinds too much then i think he can get it by skin of teeth)

>>534085696
best case is getting bofa from vodka and corner recovery from a spark or a hint

>>534085510
But the Derby is in 2 days…

>>534083483
>>534083808
IRL Almond Eyes is like, one of the most decorated winners ever, right?

Bwos when do i get free 3k and tickets

I got familyzoned
Oh well
Next uma it is

>>534085709
Then she won't even be a good parent because of all the G1s you skip to juice those stats. Really the most inner circle of hell.

>>534085709
>ACE farming
wut

nishishi

>>534085785
on top of stadium there is some guys who did 1200spd 1200stam which i think its useful, but outside of it yeah

>>534080590
works on my machine
only using a generous 2x super sampling to keep my power usage down since i leave the game open all day sometimes.

>>534083958
The stuff the Director and Tazuna sweeps from public view...do you know how many umamusume trainee A and B were buried? I should stop talking about this.

>>534082215
hearty kek

>Night owl
>Infirmary
>no cure
>Infirmary
>no cure

>No actual speed cards besides MLB Eishin Flash
>2 LB Special Week which is next to worthless
>Lots of variety but nothing at a decent LB
>Only saving grace is a 2LB kita which gets good eventually™
>Only 3* blue is on a fucking Urara
I'll continue believing in the "It's a marathon, it gets better after long enough!" cope

I wish they didn’t delay the SC banner to next week. I need more time to farm with hopefully higher uncapped cards.

Use my 2LB Pitasan Stacked and borrow an MLB Super Stacked or use my 1LB Super Stacked and continue borrowing an MLB Pitasan Stacked?

>>534085709
>>534085924
agreed, i'd rather go back to spark farming

I have nothing left now.

>>534085853
Yes, arguably the best race horse Japan has ever produced. Has the record for fastest Japan Cup.

>>534086046
I don't get it honestly. How come the seat doesn't pierce their ass?

>>534086061
mlb kitasan

>>534086053
it unironically will get better

>>534080527
I feel dumb because I saw a screenshot of one anon putting her in a front runner deck, and it made me think deeply why I never considered that. Having Concentration and another means of Tail Held High, along with better recovery options and lower failure rates means I can watch speed number go up with fewer concerns, I feel like I've been missing out this whole time.

>>534085853
The first japanese 9 crown winner
The creator of new history
Almond Eye

>>534086045
>umas spend the whole night doing stamina training with their trainers
it's a tough job

Taiki only has 1 thing on her mind at all times. Is she from Texas?

>>534086302
where are the stamina gains then

>>534086367
on the trainer

Biggest humiliation ritual that can happen in a run?

>KKK
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Which uma rapes their Torena the most?
Which does it the least?

>>534086415
Front runner late start into BOXXED

I NEED MAMBO ASAP

post what umas you have

>>534086221
>the best race horse Japan has ever produced
That’s Equinox. Almond Eye has the most crowns (G1 wins).

>>534086476
I need the meme to die asap

>>534086425
uma musume is right wing propaganda bro, I thought it was pretty obvious

Anyone tried a guts build to inflate spd+power equally yet? Maybe with stam inherits to balance it out

>>534086427
Gold Ship > Maruzensky > Creek > Scarlet > McQueen

Let’s talk about Bourbon’s BIG personalities. Her MELON splitting capabilities. Her big fat energy CANISTERS. Her humongous BATTERY PACKS. Her built in MILK TANKS. Her very large boobs.

>>534086415
passed by a mob uma

>>534086608
the gains aren't big enough but you're welcome to try.

>>534086617
I meant overall, not just the image

How good is the free winning ticket power card

>>534086646
I like her personality

>>534086303
Kentucky actually! Then shuttled to Japan, hence why hes called Shuttle (Taiki was the farm)

CM ready or flop?

>>534086740
Mid

Impressive

>>534086608
if you do definitely bring a friend card to reduce training cost every now and then

>>534086415
Doing the entire career only to lose URA to Mini Cactus

There are 2 umanons, one will always lie and the other will always tell the truth. What question do you ask them them to figure out who's who?

>>534086415
Getting Night Owl -> Night Owl event -> a mood down event. Extra humiliation if the mood down event also drains energy.

>>534086740
>power card
you already know the answer

>>534086540
There’s no way their kid sucks, right?

>>534086530
I need more matafaka stars

>>534084138
It's probably warm and sweaty...
Even better

>>534086427
I think there is actually proof that Gold ship raped you
>wake up next morning not remembering shit
>already back to tracen and she's no where around
>that message that confirms we actually went to the hot springs
My theory is she drugged you and have her way with you