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hors

I'm in love

HOW IN THE EVENING FUCK DO I BUILD A PACE CHASER?! EVEN BUILDING A LATE HORS FELT EASIER THAN THIS RNG SHIT.

>>530774202
fucking hyper homo lmao

>>530774154
When are we getting some goo goo babies abdl play with super mommy?

>>530774202
With her?

>>530774154
Thanks Mama

my brainrot wife

>>530774202
golshi amazon rape

>>530774307
what the fuck

245581007008
can i join your club anon

>>530773405
that sounds like the definition of f2p friendly? grub is also f2p friendly arguably. i have everything in that game and i don't even pay.

>>530774307
Pace is the easiest thing to make though
maybe front

>>530774307
I don't think it's a pace position problem you have..

Goddamnit
I thought I had it but despite 3 speed cards I never got double rainbows for speed training

Evil Nature

>>530774307
Tell me you did this on purpose

I'm saving for the mares...

Sniffing Tazuna's big butt
Sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt

bros I love Winning Ticket

>G1 trophy
>teio sho
aiiiieeee

I love McQueen so much!

>>530774154
You can tell it's laced with daterape drugs or her bodily fluids. I will eat it.

>>530774307
POWER CAP

>>530774387
her design is slowly growing on me, probably helps that I like gyaru and adjacent types tho
>>530774501
>hyper slut
>shy
>wife
>the perfect creature

where can i find "the goods"

982934603950
LF club, I have Fine Motion now

>>530774537
i love the way she says her name WHIRRNING TICKETOO

>>530774551
I do as well

>>530774307
>pace ogulu
You don't, it's that simple.

>>530774480
Oh, this looks like a fun build to spark farm. Can you show your support cards and inheritance?

She's fucking doing something to me I can't stop looking at her

Lost an optional race to this AI and I have no idea how this kind of thing happens.

>>530774009
Thats because kids arent taught to read modern english theyre tested to interpret language no one fucking uses instead of like, learning how to navigate a constantly changing online language

>>530774480
is this how you're supposed to build her?

>>530774554
its not rape if i want it

FUCK

Is using dram glimmer for potential lv 4 a waste?

You're getting promoted to class 4 next week right???

i'm sexually attracted to a horse

>>530774769
I got that one too today.

>>530774489
Yes, I did, and it seems that I still can't understand how a pace chaser works.

>>530774460
ignore autists that seethe when they lose to whales in a niche pvp mode of a game where you spend 1% of your time in the pvp mode.

>>530774721
>English no one uses
>posts a perfectly legible page
?

So I have a few questions, are the circled guys any good, what support cards should I pair them with my current options and is Marvelous Sunday any good and how long until she's added to global?

>>530774676
Must be her almond eyes.

>I don't care about pvp

Enjoy missing out on so many carats then. The amount of extra rolls i get means you'll never come close to my level.

What the fuck I got married to opera? I didn’t even get to say yes or no…

IS SHE NOT RIGHT?
IS SHE INSANE?
WILL SHE NOW
RUN FOR HER LIFE IN THE BATTLE THAT ENDS THIS DAY?

>>530774692
because just like real horse racing there is context beyond stat sheets. you probably got boxed in, you aren't racing in a vacuum. if you didn't get boxed in you probably got unlucky on skill procs due to your low wit, while the AI got lucky on skill procs.

so what card did my umafriends got?

>>530774960
that implies anyone cares about being on the same level as you.

>>530774946
wow, these figures look great in a vacuum, now lets put them in a game and oh look the chaser choked for the 3rd time in a row

How do you fight back against a horse girl intent on stealing your sperm?

>>530774960
How many carats will I miss out on?

>>530774467
pace is the only one that gets rng'd by power deficit. meaning it has the highest point barrier due to needing 3 stats to be consistent. that's also why sprint is the easiest, because it only needs one stat.

>>530774983
precisely that one

>>530774914
Play Tachyon

can someone explain to me why global guts bad but jp guts good?

>>530774960
>50 carat different between class 6 and class 5
Stop scaring clueless fags

>>530774847
Words people dont use but youre expected to know anyway:
Tarry
Prithee
Afeard
Twixt

>>530774787
does the skill you can find in the run when you're potential level 4 improve the horse enough to dump almost triple the money you even have once you save up enough?

A horse...
A horse...
My kingdom for a horse...

>>530775008
BUT WHAT IF

which horse is the most erotic

>>530774307
Your stats are too skewed into power. Your Oglue doesn't have enough top speed (the speed stat) to win the race

join Bronzelord
or dont i dont care
its not like I want more people in the club or anything

>>530775009
Why the hell are there so many yandere Teio fanart.

>>530775050
Game balanced hasn't been patched yet.

So if I want summer maruzensky I shouldn't pull for kitasan nigger?

>>530775070
Do you not know what those words mean?
I’m being completely serious right now, you’re adding to the illiterate figure

Whats a good long hors to train? I got Fuku already and Goldshi runs mediums for me.

>>530775050
Guts is broken on release. JP later released a patch that make it work as intended.

How come no one ever says what the fuck's different about Guts after the patch? Not even a single guide talks about it.

flat hors

>>530775109
Super creek for mommy nursing handjobs

>>530775009
You don't

>>530775128
So what would be a good stat spread for a chaser?

>>530774914
no such thing as a bad honse in this game. honses are like a canvas with vague outlines, you fill the canvas in using support cards, rng, and most importantly player skill.

the reason fronts are best is they're the most consistent
the reason fronts are worst is being the most consistent promotes consistent use of targeting them with pvp skills

>>530774914
i had a good time with agnes (most-left)
a pretty rough time with gold ship (white mane)
and an okay time with super creek (middle)
i don't have rice shower sadly
if you're asking who to start with, agnes would be the most default option

>>530775165
Pick with your dick anon. It's that simple.

>>530775207
Nothing about guts is broken or bugged, it just doesn’t do enough to make it worthwhile

>>530775161
I know what the damn words mean i just dont think Kids are gonna get anything out of ancient literature aside from understanding ancient literature which, pre-1800 might be a bit worthless considering the history

There's a G1 race at my local track next weekend. Should I go?

>favorite to win
>more than enough stats and stamina for this part of career
>11th
>4th
>1st
stop bullying Supa Creeku!

>>530774946
now ask it to calculate how long the chaser takes to reach target speed, and how long it has before the runner already passed the finish line

>>530775345
do it

i wish tazuna told me what my horse was lacking even if i win (especially if I use an alarm clock)
instead of only if i place low or lose

>>530775321
The amount of worthwhile literature written after 1950 could be counted on one hand, being able to read older works is the only way to access knowledge

>>530775345
If you dont try to fuck the horses youre better than 35% of the people there

So this is my current Teio deck, but I'm starting to feel like focusing on stats instead of skills is better. Like I could drop my wit card, and stuff in another speed. For my friend card I ALWAYS take a lb2 Fine Motion.

>>530775407
it's always stamina bro

Who the fuck said that Twin Turbo is shit? I can actually max speed with only 3 speed cards and with a lot of time to spare

>>530774941
I must know more about her, why does she fish

>>530775137
i don't have her so i can't verify but her career story alongside her character song has that kind of clingy vibe to her apparently

>>530775009
easy, i just tuck my weiner between my legs and start reciting lotr quotes.

>>530775407
watch
the
fucking
replay

>>530775467
cutie natie!

>>530762878
Good to see my top 3 hasn't changed over the years.
But man a sorter with 100+ characters is a pain in the ass to finish.

>>530775441
Alright molyneux whatever you say

Do I really have to drop my account and reroll against next week because I started too late to save up gems for Kitasan's banner?
This is such horseshit.

nice A rank horses bwo

>>530775510
I thought Twin Turbo is top tier on most tier lists?

>>530775407
It's probably guts. I initially fell the for "never guts' meme and kept losing cause you need at least 200-300.

Help me with this
I want to farm Speed/Stam sparks because i don't have horses with good sparks
My idea is spam Suzuka nonstop because i can reach at least 800 speed and 600 stam every run.
This is a good approach?

I only have the 5 starting horses, which 3* should I pick with the head start ticket if I'm not super drawn by any of them in particular?

When farming for 9* Stamina spark, Rudolf is a pretty good parent pick right? She has an extremely strong passable skill, her campaign requires her to do multiple G1 races, and she has (from what I can tell) a pretty large affinity

>>530775591
MY HERO!

>>530774914
agnes tachyon is good play her
red eyes on the far right

>>530774962
you do not play as a self insert in this game, you play as the sort of trainer that brings about a happy ending for the hors.

Opera would be happy with a marriage ending so her trainer is whoever has to exist to make one happen.

Bakushin gets someone that lies to her face because the only way she's happy is if she gets tricked into thinking she got what she wants while still winning, which is a contradiction because what she wants guarantees she loses.

Haru Urara gets someone generally supportive and kind because that's literally all she needs to get her happy ending, even when she loses.

>this event pop up
>look up gametora
>nothing about this event in there
>change to JP
>still nothing about it

wow nice wiki

>>530775606
its no SWEEP TOSHO

>>530775714
The carrots give you energy jackas

well look what the horse dragged in

where is the prydwen tierlist

>>530775714
retard

>>530775018
you will miss a single pull every 3 weeks because being on 5 instead of 6 is only 50 off. truly world shattering.

>>530774914
from easy to play to hard
tachyon > super creek > goldship > rice shower
for support cards just pick 3-2 speed 2 stamina and 1 wit or any you want, tazuna one is good tho you can pick her
just borrow a friend with super creek support card so you can get swinging maestro skill

>>530775241
Speed. Secondary highest stat is Power with a splash of Wits. Assuming you intend to use her as a Miler or Dirt whorse. Always make speed the highest stat. It's THE most essential stat in this game no matter what style, no matter what scenario, no matter what horse. Speed is the heart and soul of your uma.

Now bendova and spread those asscheeks torena-san.

>>530774418
please notice me

>>530774307
You just need to learn what the stats do anon. this is a racing game it is impossible to win without speed. the main use of power is letting you accelerate to your top speed faster, which is great but if you have 800 power rushing you to 300 speed you're going to be moving much slower than someone with 300 power failing to get you up to 800 speed.

>>530775714
You have to look at the career scenario for it dummy

>>530775794
was talking to my parent's friends about this during labor day and they thought it was hilarious

>>530775675
why will no one answer my question ive asked it 3 threads in a row

>>530774307
Use >>530775789 as a guide to shoot for to complete URA, check attached for what stam you want for PvP.

>>530775345
yes, bring your phone and even play a little of the game on it, look out for other weebs that are clearly out of place if they don't approach you while you play. try to make some irl friends so you can abandon 4chan and live a healthy life.

>>530775659
Help me please

>>530774307
>Game is about racing
>Speed is almost your lowest stat
maybe time to wit train yourself

>>530775675
>>530775986
Yes Rudolf is a good parent.

I never get the good ones

>>530776013
>with 1400 speed and 1000 power you need 570 stamina for a short front
yeah so this is a fucking worthless graphic

>>530775845
>>530776046
I THOUGHT POWER WAS WHAT A PACE CHASER NEEDED TO BREAK TROUGH THE RUBBLE AT THE END OF A RACE AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE

>>530775414
Couldn't be me.
I'm Dia-chan's sl- trainer for life.

>>530774003 (OP)
tell us about this horse
she's cute looking

>>530775207
>>530775147
yeah but what did they change to make it good is my question

>>530775510
Twin Turbo is great, the people saying it is shit are absolute morons that are looking at tier lists that won't be relevant for global until 2028 and falsely assuming that they tell you what is good here. It's without a doubt that Kitasan Black is going to be slightly better in general, but you are allowed to run both at the same time and in fact it's very much worth doing.

https://litter.catbox.moe/yh7v9z.mp4


AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE CONTRACT

Taiki is peak American horse.

>>530776090
CUTE CARD

>login
>can't start new career
>request bakushin
>logout

707969366869 add me bros for a 9* parent (3 speed 6 power) and some good white skills

>>530775659
Yes.

>>530775587
anon, there is nothing in this entire game that is difficult enough that you need Kitasan Black for it. you are not going to beat whales by rerolling into 1 good support card that whales will also have. there is something wrong with you if instead of just enjoying the game you fixate this hard on optimizing that you want to throw your account away to restart when there's no true benefit to it.

>>530775834
what makes a horse "hard" to train?

>>530776016
>he thinks he can't make friends from 4chan
i've met a lot of people from 4chan IRL and some even became real friendships

>>530776195
Bros how do you get this event in career?

>>530776184
I bet just Twin Turbo and Kitasan are enough to cap speed, especially if there's any speed growth

>>530776182
All the races don't take in account of the guts stat requirements and several trainee's primary stat bonus being in guts just under perform.
"Guts helps your Trainee win those photo-finish races more often"
You bypass this problem entirely by just putting points into stamina. Which is why you see people's gut's stat always being below 400.

PRESTIGIOUS

>6.5k lead over opponent in pvp
>lose all races

>>530775714
>it's the wiki's fault I don't see the URA FINALE logo on the event name and click the URA FINALE tab to see the details
lol

>>530776307
their career mode goals

For those familiar with JP launch, are these extra crystals and SSR tickets the same, or is this different for global's launch? Also, any chance we get another make debut 3* ticket?

>>530776367
i'll ask again
people say guts is bad right now
people say that guts is good in jp
what is the mechanical change to guts they did that made guts good? did they just amp up the effect so it's stronger?

are you having fun?

>>530776421
nigga everytime some IRL race happened we got gems, JP first year was magical

Would Cygenerous be generous enough to just give everyone a free single copy of Kitasan Black? Haha...

>>530776489
horse

>>530776252
Thanks anon

>>530776472
Yeah, pretty much. They just buff the stat to perform in the exact moment it needs too.

>>530776421
I don't think they're gonna give another 3* ticket anytime soon.

I got 30m fans. LF SS club

There's a new character like every week how is anyone keeping up?
Is there anyone here with both Bourbon and Opera AND fishing for Biwa? Seems like you have to get insanely lucky.

>>530776212
I love her engrish so much it's unreal. I put her on all my menus so I can hear "Let's entry desuka!" and her other engrish every time.

man i can never stop thinking about how big some of these girls's heads are.
>>530775535
i'm not smart enough to figure it out
is training wit able to ensure I always proc my skills? Or will one of them potentially not proc even if I do that?

>>530776554
gotcha thanks

>>530774003 (OP)
Apple wife.
Mine.

>>530776560
They have 5 download milestone tickets to give so there will be more

and 15k total carats

>>530776472
Guts gets 2 reworks, at the current time it affects the duration of your speed/acceleration skill buffs in addition to it's 'second stamina pool' function it already has.

>>530775713
Yeah this works if you weren’t given the option to name yourself lmao have fun fun policing your own account and others though

>got grass wonder from SSR ticket roll
is it any good?

>>530776582
by only looking out for my fav uma and ignoring all other ones

>finally get around to doing Urara's career since she's the only one I have who doesn't suck ass on dirt
>you're her tard wrangler
Damn

SPEED.
POWER.
STAMINA.

>>530776582
Anyone who isn't a paypig knows that every character is skippable since they will become farmable later on. Cards are the main thing to roll for since you can't farm them and are what make horses good in the first place.

>>530776489
Yeah idk what I'm doing though I just keep racing Gold Ship. I got to gold once which was cool.

>>530776343
Quite reasonably yes. How easy capping skills becomes with MLB SSRs is why they eventually raise the caps several times.

>>530776582
Get used to skip banners and luckshit the horses in the future

>>530776710
guts cards are useless until MANT

>mayano top gun finished debut 9th
worst debut I've ever seen, what the fuck

A shame it didn't roll 2* speed at least.

>>530776761
Im saving a pile of Carats for when my favorite horse drops
I will try my damndest to MLD MATA MATA MATA MAHVELOUS asap

>>530775713
i am dating nice nature

>>530774480
I want to build her PLEASE

>>530776525
Yeah they give you one after 200 rolls which literally everyone has saved up because youtubers have been yelling at them to save since the launch

You're going to see so many MLB'd kitasans it's going to be unreal and over half of them will be entirely luckshitted by f2ps

how did the person that invented english know to make whores and horse homonyms but also synonyms.

>>530776740
yeah....
she actually sucks ass on sprints because she's a late closer
so she doesn't suck ass on dirt, but she still sucks

>>530776582
the spook rate is so high you'll get blindsided by them when you're rolling for other umas
>>530776869
you'll have enough to MLB her with statues

I have not read a single cut scene in this game

which horse is the biggest *holds up spork* penguin of doom xD rawr type

hypothetically speaking, if a F2P were to purchase carats, which bundle has the best value?

>>530774983
why does teio show 3 fingers

>>530776957
Gold Ship

>>530776957
gold ship

>>530776957
golshi and all of her fans are basically that

>>530776984
the ones where you get a guaranteed ssr uma + ticket
also the daily carrat one

Thoughts on this goldship deck?

>>530776934
I've been running her in front while trying to get a dirt spark from her. It works good enough

>>530776941
Biggest red flag that someone will drop the game before Autumn.

>>530776489
We don't use that word here.

>>530776957
currently in-game?
Agnes Tachyon clears Gold Ship
Gold Ship is pretty obviously meant to have the personality of a rambunctious 8 year old japanese boy if you understand the culture
Tachyon is quirky for its own sake

albeit if we're going by fanbase Gold Ship's fans are definitely the bigger redditors

>>530775009
Deal them emotional damage.

>>530777063
if you can reach 1k speed with that with at least 600 stam and power and 350 guts and 500 wit you're good

>>530776472
In addition to what other anons have said, the game gains more mechanics that make races more dynamic and interesting in the future.

This is a vague recollection, so the details might be off. But Guts is pretty meh on front runners even after the rework, so they added a brand new mechanic that is determined by Guts where any time a Front Runner is not actually first in the pack, Guts fuels their ability to go beyond their normal speed until they are truly the first again. It's a game-changer that makes characters like Silence Suzuka actually want Guts. There's another similar mechanic for non-front runners fueled by Guts too, where if for example a pace maker gets passed by a Late character in the mid-game, they wake the fuck up and turbo-boost because something is wrong.

fugg trying to build fuku for long is hard

>>530776984
A f2p wouldn't purchase carats, because the moment they attempted to, they would be a paypiggy

>>530776957
actually its gimlet

>>530777012
>>530777020
>>530777028
>>530777118
okay let me rephrase this question
which horse would watch invader zim

>>530776826
why can't this bitch win a single race everything has triple circles

>>530775713
All me btw

>>530777118
>Reddit out of nowhere.
Rent free.

>>530777012
>>530777020
>>530777028
Do you think this is a problem?

>>530777082
i wish there was a way to skip read instead of having to toggle skip on and off
at least the log works well

Im about to pick her first skill. Should I go for Swinging Maestro or Killer Tunes?

When will Swimsuit Goldship be available?

>>530777119
who's this cutie?

>>530776582
It's a gacha game anon, you don't need to keep up with every single unlockable for free. You do not need every support card, for example the one on banner now is never important to own so you can skip rolling on it this banner. You only need to own the girls you want as well, your PVP team is maxed at 15 and other than that the only reason to have girls is because you like them and want their stories.

>>530776875
can confirm, me and my uma went on a double date with anon and his nice girlfriend

>>530777228
maestro, but you can go the entire run without buying skills

>>530777228
positioning skills are shit. you just want velocity.

>>530777186
Agnes Tachyon clears Gold Ship 100% on that question

>>530777203
I'm an Agnes fan anon
Unlike you though I recognize her flaws, they're part of the appeal
Girls like that are the best fucks

>>530776984
rookie pack B(?). gives you a random 3* uma + 1500 paid carrots you can use on the paid banner for a 10 pull with a guaranteed 3* uma

>>530777186
Gold Ship and Double Jet.

>>530776709
Naming your account is standard anon, it's how you identify for PvP and in Clubs and shit. It's canon that the characters in each plot act nothing like each other, it's not the same person and you don't control their overall lives or plans at all.

Come back...Nikkers...

C'mon really

>>530762878
my KING......

any clubs for steam 'eck users??????

>>530777119
Yamero

One of these horses is not like the others

>>530776854
Sparks are pure RNG man :(

my best horse so far, and got 1 wit spark

Gluekura Gluekushin

>>530777153
First purchases, bps, monthlies and value packs are f2p though

>>530777272
That's my problem, I like too many of the girls unfortunately and their stories are my main source of fun here. Given the release schedule I'm gonna have to set up a tier list just to decide which ones are really worth saving 200 for then just hope the others drop along the way.

>>530777390
but when I tap on them from home screen they all call me trainer? meaning they're all mine?

>>530777474
Hmm...nyo

>>530777395
boring ass gameplay.

>>530777390
Yeah sure but saying people can’t self insert into a faceless trainer is fucking retarded when people have literally self inserted into VNs for literal years that even have their own named main character

>>530774501
>only one I like at all is the second
I-I'm gay??

>>530776307
their goals and events
rice shower is known for having like 4 events without choice that ruin her mood

What's the next make or brick banner after kitasan?

>>530777554
how do the controls work?

Should I use the SSR ticket? Or should I save it for reasons?

>>530777226
anon please learn how to use options menus. there's a toggle to disable skipping on new scenes, I'm pretty sure it's the literal 1st option in the hamburger menu in the default section.

I don't get why Mayano jobs so much

Her stats are fine and front runners usually have at least a bit of a jobbing immunity but somehow she still turns all seemingly free wins into 2nds and 3rds

In the end I still love Kiryuin...

>>530777609
Use it now, the pool for that tix will never change

>>530777581
There's like 3 must pull umas by the end of this year.

>>530776690
>>530776560
Please Cygames
I dont want to be stressed out anymore and just enjoy this horsegirl game. Please give everyone free Kitasan Black

haha bro is named david

>>530777660
JEW!!!!!

>>530777591
You move the cursors around with the D-Pad. I came in expecting I have to configure the trackpads to make the game playable, but the D-Pad functionality is surprisingly good. Works well when docked to a TV too.

QRD on Bourbon, why do they keep hyping her in the game?

Alright, where is all the horse girl creators.

that doesn't look good

is it gay if your horse waifu used to be a male horse??????????

>>530777525
If you want all the girls it's pretty trivial to get them all eventually, especially because it's not long before they start releasing "costumes" instead of full girls. Like, there will be a 3 star New Years Haru Urara that is the exact same character, but her skill gives a speed buff instead of stamina buff, and she has 3 new story scenes where they talk about her New Years clothes (the default costume also has 3 cutscenes once you unlock it by making her 3 stars). As long as you're not autistic about demanding to see the costume cutscenes on your own account instead of youtube, you will easily be able to keep up with every truly new girl.

>>530777694
dont need to be stressed out, you can survive without her
my dumbass rolled for the alt uma banner instead of kita and i lived until the rerun

>>530776195
Is stamina night

:D

will paid gems have a future use beside the daily 50 gem roll and the 1-time guaranteed 3*?

what are the club ranking required for rewards? the game only shows letter but not club ranking required

>>530777656
she needs a lot of stamina fast; you're probably botching that somehow, happened to me a lot when I was figuring her out. There's also brian being a menace in the latter half of her races

>>530777706
nta but how the hell do you equip their "rookie" outfits? it always feels weird when you're the only one with the default outfit racing in OP or G1

>>530777741
She fast
She strong
She got huge tits
First two don't apply when you try her though

>>530777656
too stupid to conserve stamina?

>>530777796
I am treated like those cupcakes

>>530777521
nope, you are a dolphin

>>530777850
Options

>>530777774
No.

>>530777850
Settings > Race > Turn on non-G1 outfit.

>>530776195
>feet service
fuck! do i wanna get VR now?

>>530777814
ogurin

>>530776984
rookie packs B and C are great value to build up your initial roster

>>530777521
this but unironically

How do you unlock the sex event?

>>530777790
Thanks for the reply anon, I'll hold on.

Who is the prettiest Uma that isn't Suzuka or McQueen?

>>530777694
you'll just freak out again when the new powercreep unit comes a few weeks later, consistently, for years. why do you even obsess over it? you're not beating whales in PvP either way, and the rest of the content is piss easy with the current cards leveled.

You know this game's fucked when even vtubers are metafagging

>>530777694
test your luck then

https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator

>>530777821
They release scam gacha from time to time and a step up gacha with guaranteed SSR/3* using paid gem.

>>530777838
SS: top 10
S+: top 30
S: top 100
A+: top 500
A: top 1000
B+ top 3000
idk below that

How much longer until meisho doto is available on global? I want to cinnamon roll. I looked on game tora and looks like she was 6 months after launch for JP?

>>530777715
I'M BIGGER AND BOLDER AND ROUGHER AND TOUGHER IN OTHER WORDS SUCKER THERE IS NO OTHER
I'M THE ONE AND ONLY DOMINATOR
I'M THE ONE AND ONLY DOMINATOR
WANNA KISS MYSELF

>>530777935
cap

>>530777247
Your uma world order ordained drill-haired ojousama, Daiichi Ruby

>got my 2nd account to 30k carrots
I will mlb kitasan

>>530777741
The real horse had a crazy undefeated run until it got Rice Showered

>>530777982
Beating ura gives hotspring cutscene which is implied seggs

fucking hell, let me use clock on free race already

>>530778054
damn that top reward sounds very hard to achieve

>>530778107
Tell me more about her

>start setting my honse to front like everyone says
>she still sometimes loses for no conceivable reason
???

>>530778062
I'd say 3-4 months if the pace keeps up, leaning towards 3

>>530777741
she's hot

Is the lottery full RNG or can I somehow increase the chance to get sex ticket?

>>530778183
bricked by late start, just use a clock

>>530777715
Grass-chan would never..

>>530778107
Is she actually a haughty ojousama or a wannabe like King Halo?

>>530778029
ITS SO FUCKING OVER

>>530777886
>>530777914
swell! thanks bros

How do I raise King Halo?

Is there a good reason to run the scenario link card? The one use case I've heard is if you've got a fuckass moody uma

Is there anything in the paid shop that's good value?

>trannylators changed Christmas references to just “happy holidays”
>Valentines day is left unchanged
I sure am glad athiests are retarded, leaving the proof of their lack of knowledge in everything they touch

>>530778272
7500 carats for $70
Buy it 3 times.

Sad to find out pic related isn't a real hors. Her hair is super cute.

>>530778258
with determination, respect, and kindness

do stamina requirements scale with difficulty or something?
or are starting long runners actually just all completely gassing out on their early races

>>530778161
It’s only for like 600 more karats too

Does top gun understand what she's fucking saying?

>>530778272
beginner B and C are really good to get some initial umas/SSRs, besides that the daily pack is pretty good

>>530778180
No, have sex with the Mejiros instead

>>530778138
>loud wet sex
mmm yes good

>>530777395
>fat
>yuri
>shitpi
No thanks.

WAIT WTF YOU CAN WIN G1 RACES AT THE BEGGINING? I THOUGHT I ONLY COULD PLAY OP AND G3

>>530778186
oh...I was hoping sooner but thats not too bad

>>530778338
who is this cutie

>>530778338
but the tail?

should I risk it?

>>530778341
stamina usage also depends on how much your uma has to fight for her preferred position. so it's not just length

>>530778302
Especially when the actual characters in the game literally SAY the word Christmas.
It's always funny when trannylators do that kind of shit. Pic related is another example. Oguri literally says the word "CHARISMA" and the zoomer trannylators trannylate it to "rizz".

any open clubs?
535439538692

>>530778452
what do you have to lose?

>>530777814
:)

>>530778029
>>530778246
That SSR could be Dia-chan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>530778390
of course

>7% chance of failure
>Fail anyway

anons I beg you please slow down on posting, my laptop is becoming very hot and it's starting to burn me please have mercy

>>530778129
Never in my life would I abandon Ogu for worst girl

>>530778567
Let's make the room hotter.

>>530777774
>he doesn't wife urara or air groove
GAAAAAYYYYYY

>>530778221
Lottery is fully RNG. Only God can decide when you can have sex with umas.

>>530778534
>>530777814

How often do new career scenarios release?

>>530777395
God I hate this style so much, especially when animated with Live2D.
It's fucking everywhere, and it's so fucking shit.

do we spend alarm clocks?

>>530778689
about once a year

>spend 10k carots on new banner
>not a single ssr
>no way of getting things outside of being lucky on pulls

I forgot how shit gacha's actually are

How is it looking for me?

>>530778726
According to this anon >>530778730, no.

>>530778108
anon 30k means you are going to be nowhere near enough, you will be lucky to 2LB it.
>>530778159
you'll be glad they don't in the future, clocks become vital later on and they give less out for free

>>530778763
bro why

>>530778452
you miss 99% of the shots you don't take

>>530778818
depending on the support thats good

>>530778776
You're looking pretty Fine

>>530778763
brickGOD

>>530778108
This. Except instead of playing a second account I worked shifts at a bubble tea shop last weekend. Now I have $200 to mlb kita

How easy is it to get the card uncapping item that people are saying we'll get later down the line? If it's anything like Damascus Bars and Sunlight Stones in GBF and Dragalia, I'm guessing it'll be as rare as a copy of a card which doesn't sound all that good as an alternative.

>>530778730
spend alarm clocks when you think you have a run that's going to clear the whole career and you just got robbed by a fluke on the failed race
when you think about your luck in a run so far and go "yeah this bitch is not going to finale" then you dont spend the clock

lates and ends will still burn a shitton of clocks because they DO get robbed in races pretty fucking often

so why did they not make guts training gain average speed and no power so that each of the 4 primary stats could each cover more efficiently?

>>530778776
>no stamina
bricked, time to reroll

>>530778648
My boonie wife!

>>530778341
there are no long races early in the timeline period. long racers race medium races until then.

why the fuck are late and end easier to build than fucking pace and front

>>530778426
hopeful stakes for med/long and asahi stakes for mile umas are a requirement in their junior year, you NEED to run them just put them on schedule

>can only get 6 support tickets from extras a month
My kitasan cheese...

Do we get new trainee dialogue/story with every scenario?

smartest grass wonder

>>530778995
Because theres a chance youll get boxed in and fucked

>>530778108
will i still be f2p if i get myself to 60k carats through the in-game shop

im so sick of getting wit or guts spark after every run

>>530778974
>wife!
*daughter
Do not sexualize her.

when can we roll for the one that looks like a school shooter in a black trenchcoat, the one that talks about their invisible friend that tells them to kill the bullies

>>530779026
Base career structure is the same, but new scenarios tend to have new events in the scenario.

Finally got my URA Long trophy and of course it was with GOD Ship

>>530779058
yes

>>530778754
It's more like every 6-7 months.

>>530778995
To teach you that 5 speed cards is a bad build
It really is just as simple as this. Did you not get enough stamina or power last run? Consider adding another stamina or power card jackass

Can someone explain why the new support card coming out is so strong that you want it MLB?

>>530779087
November
also, rude

>ask question in Discord
>get ignored and the usual attentionwhores discuss builds
>ask question in reddit weekly thread
>no replies
>ask question here
>get answer in minutes

My Haru is too smart

Alright, im trying to get 100% trophies what the fuck do I do if I do not have Oguri?

What the fuck does the "Tracen academy gear" ?

>>530762878
This shit still takes forever.

>>530779049
>Bourbs need SPD/STA/POW in equal ranks or she shits the bed
>Maru shits the bed depending on RNG
>Maitefukuru, Gold Ship, and Tavhyon hve no problems stealing wins
wtf

>>530778689
the game is 4.5 years old in JP and there's 7 scenarios. we're moving at twice the pace though, that won't last forever obviously but at least the first few should come in the next year or so.
>>530778730
only when it actually makes sense. aka you do not spend them on a horse that did their best and lost without insanely bad rng, you spend them when a horse has the stats to win 90%+ of the time and merely got boxed in this time. any time you are wasting 3 clocks on a failed run anyway, you are murdering 3 future runs that deserved to win because clocks will become even more important and you will get much less for free in the future.

>>530779176
what if i barely have a choice if i want to have usable skills
or is stat distribution more important

>>530779181
Has a very good generalist skill on it. It's a speed card. Kitasan is almost always on the speed training making it very consistent to get big bonuses.

>>530779181
lots of specialty priority, but it only unlocks the specialty priority at 3 and 4 stars.

>>530779087
Meds
Should be in 3-4 months.

>>530779181
because it only gets that strong at MLB

>>530779075
Tamamo's the daughter

>>530779267
mambo

>>530779254
gene modification of el condor pasa?

>>530779075
Making more mini Oguris with the big Oguri!

>>530779298
then you just do dailies til next week when your support deck expands 20x

I got Goldship and Tamamo Cross SSR. Are they worth leveling up or do I save the materials?

>>530779254
Fuck yourself, I suppose. You cant finish all the G1 races anyway every horse either overlaps with a particularly hard one or theyre not built for it

Frequent reminder that we hate Rice Shower.

>>530779317
im doing both once i can roll for Tamato

>>530778763
they're less shitty if you follow the system. you do not pull a lot on a banner unless you have 200 pulls to do before it ends. full stop, no excuses, no exceptions. you are deleting an SSR from your account any time you waste wishes that way.

>>530779406
why

>>530778913
choco bars and sun stones were pretty damn plentiful
at least when I played

ill be enjoying my free MLB kita-san, lucklets need not even try

This was my free pull, why is she considered good?

>>530774307
This is your Oguri on crack

To everyone in this thread:

https://x.com/NorthernIion_LP/status/1943538575334871166?t=HmH04Z44802UiSIYNX9OPw&s=19

>>530779349
You'll make her eyes disappear...

>>530779254
weep while i weep that i don't have king halo or taiki and can't get the last 2 trophies

has anyone throughout the 4 years in japan fucked a horse yet because of this game

>>530779349
Pregnant Oguri would send you into bankruptcy 10 times over from the grocery bills

>>530779334
it conflicts with her keystone races, genes won't do

>>530779181
~40% chance to be on speed training, good skills and constant rainbows

>>530777395
Only if I fail to get Kitasan Black
YOU HEAR THAN CYGAMES

>>530779254
18 Medium Sparks to Haru Urara
I have 14 and it only gets her to C in Medium, when a B is minimum to win a G1
if I'm lucky 15 or 16 will be enough, but I haven't managed to breed a second 1 or 2 spark medium horse out of my two 3* medium parents yet

>>530779267
My zoomer brain kept getting distracted

>>530779298
Stats > Skills for the most part
Take what you can get, velocity increasing skills and stamina restoration skills are top tier but prioritize your stats at this early point in the game

>>530779317
She's the babysitter.

>>530779442
She's not. You want super creek.

>>530779087
But you already have Haru Urara.

>another free ticket
How many shit Kitasan black rerollers missed already for not playing the game?

>>530779463
I already love sports

>>530778415
>>fat
>>yuri
half the horses are one or both of these

can any JP bros tell me if late/end becomes good once they have 2k wits

So when do I get to train her

jesus christ why is daiwa so fucking huge

>>530779463
sport still suck, i hate sport

>>530779552
They still get them if they start before next year.

>>530778029
I just wasted my luck thanks

>>530779471
Why does motherhood result in a hors girl's eyes disappearing?

>>530777672
Thank you, first time I actually got a question answered in this general

if you dont have at least 800 power as Late horse
you are fucked

>>530779603
2 months away

>>530779437
It's been a hot minute since I played too but the shards were decently scarce when I did. If it's going to be plenty in this then I guess I can settle with just 1 copy of the OP card.

>>530779463
People who make sports a large portion of their identity are some of the most insufferable people I have ever interacted with.

>>530779226
Discord and reddit are just for circlejerking. If you're not part of the clique you'll get ignored. Here there's no incentive to that and anons just wanna help and have a good time.

>>530779334
Pasa had a goal race on one of the dirt medium days

>>530779625
only her husband is allowed to see them

>>530778920
guts already covers minimum speed and several other things. all things considered the balance is pretty good, it's just guts that really needed buffs and in JP they successfully buffed it.
>>530778913
rarer than a copy of a card. it's also split between rarity, the SR ones aren't too bad but the SSR ones are usually like a "it's our anniversary, happy birthday to us" thing

AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE WHEEEN ARE WE GETTING MCQUEEN ANIME STYLE ALT?

>>530779463
I've met a few professional athletes and the average support PNG has more likeability than these guys. I swear every hockey player has TBI.

>>530779485
are you actually a lobotomite, how do you go bankrupt from simple grocery bills

>>530779463
I like this game, and I watch the NFL every Sunday and I'm not American.

>>530776145
And you're a worthless human being.

>>530779406
>we

>>530779463
I do love sports, I'm just too ADHD to follow any
You can't binge a sports team, this is why hors girls are superior

>>530779594
Late/End/Pace in JP meta is extremely good. Front runners are arguably the weakest in JP right now.

>>530774914
Tachyon has busted skills after potential unlock and +20% speed training, Shipchan is busted if you actually put ther where she wants to be, THE END, don't try to force some big brain move and circle a square with her, just LONG END and she's busted

>>530779463
bro you have no idea

I got 2nd dupe of El and 1st copy of Suzuka support card

anyone who doesn’t own biwa will be kicked from the cool /uma/ club

>>530779537
i feel like i need every stat most of the time
should i just go for an even distribution

>>530779471
I'll just tell her to not get the widow mom hair cut, since wont be a widower

>>530779463
athletes are some of the most insufferable people in the world

>>530779395
>>530779472
>>530779529
I could solve this issue with a single click...

For the early parts of a career, is it a good idea to just pick the stats with the most cards on it to build up friendship or focus on your desired stats regardless?

>>530779463
Difference being I dont like the aesthetic or culture around sports stuff. It can be funny, I grew up watching Stephen A smith arguing with Skip Bayless about shit i could never comprehend, but when it came to the actual games, I didnt understand what was going on, and when I did understand a little bit, it wasnt super interesting. It's not to downplay it, its just that I'm not as hype over it as some other people are and some people always took it as a personal attack that you wanted to do literally anything else

>>530779776
this but narita taishin. Anyone with glasses hag will be kicked

>>530779463
the regular athlete dudes aren't very cute though
and there is a level of "your control > success in the race" in this game that just watching sportsball bros can't replicate. I think this guy's kind of retarded

>>530779463
>00:20: "it's the exact same thing"
No it isn't you fucking bald retard.
I don't give a shit about real people, many of whom are faggots with insufferable sociopolitical views or obnoxious personalities. Horse girls aren't like that.
.

>>530779751
I have a loving husband and live in a big house with him, with no debt or real wants in life
Stay mad

>>530779760
Also forgot to mention that in JP most scenarios cap Wit around 1300.

>looking for sprinter other than Bakushin
>King halo has the few A in sprint
>cool let's look at her career
>bunch of mediums and longs
god damnit

>>530779463
Based bald man leading gacha addicts into IRL sports betting with goofier parleys or whatever they're called.

>>530779395
>you can't finish all the G1 races
THE EMPEROR can.

>>530779463
I've watched sports and it fucking sucks.
>>530779832
half his gimmick is saying random bullshit 24/7 and like 30% of the time it's funny

>>530779463
I have a feeling a lot of people in here would enjoy Blood Bowl if they tried it.

anyone have a 9-spark Stam Veteran Uma?

Imagine...

>>530779726
After Kitasan.
And watch season 2 or your account will be bricked

>>530779876
King Halo has one of the most cursed campaigns in the current roster

>>530779463
This explains why I've been watching the 4cc for over a decade.and liking the horses comes so naturally.

>>530779649
I want to smell her hair...

>>530779463
I don't hate sports, I hate athletes since most athletes tend to be insufferable narcissists.
Horses are cool though. I'd go watch horse races if I can in my country.

>>530778763
this is bait, right?

>>530779876
Bakushin was made wrong as a joke
No other horse has a campaign full of short races, its quite literally just her

>>530779832
his job is to make funny takes, whether or not you think he succeeds, he needs to say something at least a little unintuitive to get there
hes just doing a bit

am/pm opero o

>>530779463
I like sports, I just don't like the fanatism surrounding clubs and teams and celebrities.

>>530778324
You really want me to spend $210 for 15 pulls in a gacha game? No thanks senpai

>>530780029
but the fanaticism of a waifu game is fine?

>>530779908
Blood Bowl is a videogame. He's talking about watching real people. I never played BB, but I've seen clips of it and it looks decent enough. I might play it someday and enjoy it.
I'll never enjoy real people sports.

>>530762878
I have very little knowledge about these honses, but I'm pretty confident in my top 3.

I am sick of the bald men and other ecelebs being posted here. When will they drop the game and move on to other fotm shit?

>>530779667
This is why I'll always love these generals, even though sometimes it gets into retarded drama

>>530779970
upside is the parents i have have her at A's at all distance except B in mile
but still thats a lot of stamina to train on top

>>530762878
>There's a music ranking
Forget umas, this is where the real shit is.

>>530780071
No but its a poison you've grown accustomed to and can stave off without much issue

>>530780016
bd/sm opera o

>>530778776
lvl 30 Gold City? she's like one of, if not the worst SSR cards

If tazuna is allegedly an uma, they why is she going on dates with (you) instead of with her trainer?

>>530780071
They're not real and politically charged.

>>530780071
you don't have people torching down entire city blocks every week when their waifu doesn't win a game
"serious" sports fans are some of the worst people on the planet

>>530779463
/sp/fags are legit more mentally ill than people on /vg/ I've been to their MLB and NFL threads

>>530780071
Well yes, I'm not actively trying to start shit with other people over my favorite Uma neither most are.

>late start
>failure
>clock it
>late start

>>530779726
>>530779960
Its so fucking over you guys
>Missing out on Kitasan Black
>Missing out on Anime Mcqueen
>Missing out on Sky
>Missing out on Summer Maruzensky
>Missing out on Christmas Oguri

>>530779848
Sorry? Are you the retard that doesn't understand a simple table? Here's more numbers for you. Doubt their help with your handicap.

>>530780072
I watched the whole clip, I regularly consume his content. But he is wrong about sports just being as enjoyable because we have direct interaction with our horses by controlling their stats. Blood bowl has the same stat interaction with more player involvement and its just Football but you beat the living shit out of each other and winning is just a by product of physically killing the other team.

>>530780129
>Tazuna
>Uma

I hope the streamer shillbux dries up sooner rather than later, so that these insufferable western streamers can go back to their other games and stop pretending to be fans of Uma Musume.

>>530780084
Yeah not to be a faggot but ive had that guy playing BoI in the background for ten years so I know enough to know that the only thing thatd make him stop playing this spreadsheet autism game is another, better spreadsheet autism game

I did it!!! Im the tachyon trainer that tried racing spe chan with 200 ish stamina the other day. I took your advice and made a 800 speed 800 stam tachyon and she swept! Managed to stay in front during the whole last half.
Thank you anons! I also got to take Tachyon to the hot springs for the first time during the run.

>>530780084
I promise you in 3 weeks 95% of the cancer will have dropped the game already, the novelty turned it into the FOTM for these fuckers and they just see the views and follow the trends

>>530779960
I'll skip Kitasan. I need McSexo

>>530779876
King Halo is literally about sticking to what you're good at. You make her so she just barely clears the first half of her career while still building her to sprint which is where she shines. She's got a cute story too.

>>530780129
Not every Uma is a racer

>>530780228
Uma Musume 2 when?

Is gold city ever going to be a playable uma? She cute, and is Air Groove ever gonna be a 3* uma?

>>530780230
congrats bro

>>530780271
When they invent horse 2

>>530780129
she's retired and so is her trainer

>>530780129
your uma is doing the same thing

>>530779181
1. speed is good
2. it's the first speed card to have a BIG priority boost to where it spawns. Sweep Tosho SR MLB has 50% boosted priority for showing up on Speed, compared to Kitasan Black which has 80% (or 100% through a hidden 20% bonus iirc).
3. It's not actually that broken, people are exaggerating like hell. Sweep Tosho is an SR like I was saying, and in the calculator JP autists use to calculate value of a card it scores 17884 points vs Kitasan Black's 17918 points. The MLB welfare card from the last event scores 17766 points. For reference the best speed card in the meta for JP scores 18809 points.

Ideally you do want Kitasan Black because for several months it will be "the best", but we're talking about maybe like 2% better to run it than to run something else. If your best speed cards are the welfare and Sweep Tosho which are going to be on most accounts, then you just borrow a whale's Kitasan Black.

i always put Out Blue Bird Days on the juke before i leave : )

>>530780129
Because she's in love with me
And I am in love with her

>>530779876
You dont have to win all match
You just need to scrape by the minimum requirement and dominate the sprint later on

>>530780220
>>530780084
just close your eyes lil bwos its not hard

I love adult human women so much.

>>530780150
in Japan fans will send death threats to voice actors if they're not as morally pure as the characters they voice

real fans are all the same

Why the hell is it so much easier to run Rice as a front runner over being a pace chaser?

>>530774003 (OP)
Are there any lolis in this game?

>>530779993
An horse is a athlete though

>>530780179
Summer Maruzensky is unironically good enough that if you get a good one you can probably get a MLB Kitasan friend off of her. Not just a sex appeal character.

>>530780381
you don't get boxed in

>>530780204
>But he is wrong about sports just being as enjoyable because we have direct interaction with our horses by controlling their stats.
Every clip I've seen of that estrogen-guzzling baldie shows him to be an insufferable clown.
But even worse than that guy is his fans.
Out of morbid curiosity, I checked out a YouTube video of him playing the game, and his fans were all just little hipsters you just wanted to blast in the face with a shotgun.

>>530780369
"Death threats" are the most meaningless bullshit nonsense in existence
either nut up like the kyoani guy or it's just online shitposting
sports fans are the absolute dregs of society

>>530780026
Are we editing best girl now

So not counting first time rewards and these bonuses what's the average time to get a spark in JP? someone said 3 months?

>>530779463
Sports are boring to watch most of the time and don't have aura or epic music. Athletes also suck dick for the most part

>>530780186
yeah but you remembered to crop the part that makes this exclusively relevant to the JP game and worthless advice for global players this time

dumb spamming rice nigger

"oh just borrow a whales Kitasan"
Ok how about the supercreek you also have to borrow
And the fine motion?
Except for me because I
HAVE
BOTH

>>530780383
Nyes

>>530780204
I wouldn't say he's necessarily wrong, but I wouldn't call him right either.
Uma does a good job of getting you invested with both the characters as well as the training in career, where with sports its not as easy to create that sense of investment. unless you are specifically already a fan of the sport itself.

Are there any fans requirements for the clubs in the OP? I got kicked and idk why, I just wanna shoe trade.

How wide are uma ear holes?

>>530776582
Why yes I'm a luckshitter

>>530779463
fuck sportsballs, don't insult me, anything teambased with a ball on a field is pure dogshit garbage, 1v1v1v1v.. competitions athletics is where it's at

>>530780339
How are these scores calculated?
are they the best possible?
Doesn't that imply that most of them have kitasan black anyway?

kino

>>530780498
base cards are worthless reroll-san
MLB is all that matters

rerolling is a psyop by japanese players

>>530777395
No, fuck off I'm tired of ShitUp charging me $60 for ai skins

i want to lobotomize my rice shower

bald people should be euthanized

>>530779825
yes, 100% focus on friendship. getting 3+ friends closer to rainbow status so your trainings can give 30+ or even 70+ stats sooner is much more valuable than getting +9 speed now or something. guts is ""the worst stat"" right now, but even guts is better to have than not and the difference between picking the worst and best stat when the numbers are so small is insignificant.

>>530780530
That guy skips all story and only focuses on the raising/race aspect iirc

how retarded am i for considering the $21 noob pack

>>530780383
Cunny Flower

>>530780661
yea because he's autistic and obsessed with rogue-likes

>>530780438
Yes that's how streamers earn their money. They say things that get people to engage with them. By him saying something like that we now have like 15 replies having a discussion about what he said disagreeing or agreeing. He makes money by you paying attention to him. Everyone has a person they pay attention to. Twitch chat is always an echo machine. It doesn't matter who is on screen because negativity is usually moderated. Unless you play fighting games. Then talking shit is the bread and butter because now you need to put up or shut up when the streamer challenges you.

>>530780661
You also do that anon come on you arent reading an entire career

>>530780071
Waifu fanatics have never led to cities getting torched and masses of people getting killed from riots.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_riot

>>530780705
a lot of the male en streamers are doing this (at least after their first run maybe)
some of them are still good at being energetic so not the worst to watch though

I have 0 (ZERO) clocks. It's fucking over.
I haven't raged this much at a game in a while.

>>530778159
>4th fail run
FUCK

>>530779993
>athletes tend to be insufferable narcissists.
Bro?
Your TM Opera????

>>530780743
yeah because of a skill issue
they would if they could

all fanatics are niggers

>>530780725
I read it the first time I do every career

>>530780693
probably wait until you're sure you wanna use an account/no reroll prospects
other than that it's a bit whatever, spend shit if you want

>>530780725
>come on you arent reading an entire career
But I am.
Uma Musume has so much lasting popularity because people love these horses and the careers they go through.
Stop dickriding this bald cunt.

>>530780129
If she's an uma why would she hide her ears and tail? She's obviously old enough to be retired

>>530780628
>>530780637

>>530780743
Counterpoint: Osama Bin Laden

>>530779843
I can smell you from here

>>530780084
NL genuinely enjoys the game, he got most of his streamer friends to play it and even talks with IRL friends about it past his wife who also plays it. It's great for his viewership so he has no reason to drop it until the devs give him one, or another game gets him so into it he drops this one. I have a vague feeling he might keep playing it until Slay The Spire 2 comes out later this year.

>>530780869
why is she so :3

>>530779993
I think you're a clueless pseudo-intellectual who has never spoken to a serious athlete in your life and need to be quiet when you're ignorant about something

Does anyone know what the average numbre of carats we get per month is?

>>530780802
>yeah because of a skill issue
>they would if they could
the fuck are you talking about
the average sportsfag is as fat and out of shape as the worst of weeb stereotypes

So pace chasers really want speed huh, humu humu, I understand. Maybe with good sparks she could've reached A. Alas.

>>530780862
She's cheeky like that.

Which optional races should you do on rice shower

>>530780916
real athletes are either genuine retards or charisma vacuums

>>530780339
Isn't Biko pegasus higher ? So shldnt we be mlbing Biko pegasus instead

>>530780947
Next time hit 1200

>>530780797
Narcissism is fine if you're cute enough

>>530780094
do you unlock these at high bond or something? or are they not in game? I could use more random songs for the menu.
>>530780129
anon, they aren't pokemon, she's an adult that is likely past racing age. if you've done dates with her you haven't paid attention to them, most of them very clearly talk about how she is surprisingly as fast as an uma musume and has all these habits that uma musume have.

>>530780383
If you count shortstacks and flatties then yes

Pinks?

>>530780916
I am unfortunately very aware of the average sports drama, lol.
Let's not even get started on soccer, the most popular sport in the world and also the one that is 90% grown men crying to try and cheat rules.

>>530780480
Holy shit it's retarded.

>>530781025
Global doesn't have them yet. They'll get added eventually.

>>530780947
Cards?

The sparks filter is so fucking bad.

Any other resource wasters in this thread?

>>530780984
didn't outgrow the memory of highschool bullying
>>530781050
didn't outgrow the memory of a drunken football fan father

>>530780707
>He makes money by you paying attention to him.
I love this retarded "all advertising is good advertising" maymay.
I haven't watched a single second of his streams. Nor will I ever.
The one (1) view I added by clicking on his Twitter retardation above doesn't pay him money.
Please tell me how me calling him a faggot multiple times ITT makes him money.

>>530779463
Counterpoint:
https://youtu.be/VkGuLsdOOPo
This was the first horse race I watched getting into uma.
I watched the stream of this live with zero working knowledge of horse racing and this shit was more hype than any -ball game I've watched in person.

>>530781182
but enough about you

>>530781123
I ran this with a support FM, I maybe should forego the power card for yet another speed card.

>>530780931
What do you mean? Sports fans are clearly as fit as the rich cunts they bootlick.