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>Game news (EN)
Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>Game News
Current Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Doubled Bonuses
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: No debuff skills.
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny.
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
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>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

where is my curren chan?

Sex with Taiki

I CANT CONNECT

I can't believe we hit EOS already...

sex with male trainers

mambo

COCK CHECK YOU STUPID FAGGOTS!

Also everyone crying over not being able to play while steam is offline is a bunch of zoomer that never used a PC before

Which uma would listen to Ozzy Osbourne?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0siYUjV9UM
I'm hurting today.

Stop rerolling already, you're crashing the game.

which is better: 9* Stamina or 9* Power?

do you guys really only have the game on steam?

Its tuesday my dudes

I'm skipping Curren-chan because she's not on this picture.

How big of a debuff is running a turf horse on dirt?

>>532306293
Yes

>>532306251
metaslurps marching orders, imagine not rolling for who you like...

s-sekai saikyou.....wa....

ever since ive started playing this game ive been eating a lot more carrots (and vegetables) and walking every day and im feeling better :)

Bakushin's Bakushins

>>532306293
depends

>>532306251
soulless

Fuck Steam

If you only ever talk about the movie without story because HUR DUR SHONEN COOL COLORS or the OVA then you aren't a fan and just wanna 2x skip through everything like the good boy zoomer you are. Watch S1 2 and 3 you hackfrauds.

>>532306367
i like everyone in that picture

>>532306251
negative soul level, demonic

JUNGLE POCKET NUMBAH ONE

>>532306293
Haru Urara in the Arima Kinen but on dirt, well slightly better since I'm assuming you have the distance aptitude but still pretty fucking bad.

>>532306251
>seiun sky but no marusexo
who the fuck made this road map to get bricked?

>>532306251
>meta
>no summer spe
Lmao even.

>>532306251
no super creek?

dont listen to metachurls

>>532306426
I watched everything and the movie is cool, faget

>>532306251
Seiun Sky is not even that good, only her unique skill is for inheritance

Currently watching Cinderella Gray. How does the uma timeline work? Or is it just a "don't think about it too much" sort of thing?

>do Vodka career
>miserably loses story race because she got stuck
>miserably loses it again because she got stuck (again)
>swap her to pace, gets stuck but manages to place 3rd (after getting stuck behind the 2nd)
Man, fuck these bitch ass pacefags and latetards, any run I do with them inevitably makes me miss my Bakushin wife who didn't have to concern herself with any of this extra RNG

So I soft won my first Career with Urara (I lost in the semi-final qualifier but I won all of her career goals).
Is winning a career like a thing where you end up having to metagame and know what the races are or is it literally a case of 'I need more time to get better legacies/support cards' and 'I need to learn the metas for different race classes'?
Secondary question, do the umas who were canonically male in life have penises?

Anyone getting connection error?

>>532306664
yeah, just don't think about it

>Like Maruzensky
>Don't like fanservice
I will have to skip my wife...

Sunbeam Cheer is the best song.
Prove me wrong.

so Tracen Gakuen is the only school in the fucking country? isnt this a monopoly?

>>532306664
don't think about, the timeline is wacky.
s2 is actually before s1 time wise

what the FUCK
I thought this was some stupid zoomer phrase you were all spamming

>>532306528
smoosh

LET ME IIIIIIIIIN

POST EM

>>532306664
every horse in uma musume has been retired for like a decade irl

>>532306251
Seiun Sky looks really boring, i'm going to save for better girls

>>532306475
we love king halo here

Laisu ass
https://files.catbox.moe/esuwfh.jpg

ok I finished season 3, the anon who said the ending was good lied to me. Everything feels like a downgrade from season 2, the friendship/rivalry of Kita and Dia sucks, at some point I felt like they resented each other. The final race is Kitasan winning her 7th G1 and I'm supposed to root for her? What a mess.
Bakushin and Spica as butlers saved the whole thing

>>532306816
Curren soon...

>>532306552
Not a speed or wit card

>>532306664
Dont think, the date is just a reference of the era competitors, but every uma exist at the same time in trancen

>>532306491
>>532306543
>>532306552
>>532306659
i need the DEFINITIVE meta roller list from ACTUAL JAPANESE players RIGHT NOW

>>532306205
Just ejaculated on Grass Wonder's huge ass so now my dick is limp

I demand 30k carats for the Curren Chan fund.

just play on phone you silly goose

GOLSHI IS Λ FVΛRKING BEΛST
2* btw

The campus is full of pregnant umas

>>532306764
the official translation for CG was pretty bad, but nothing will ever be as awful as the popular fan translation for the movie

>>532306787
I thought I was the only one. I was also about to go to the URA part

Horse racing?

>>532306764
No cap fr

>>532306884
is there ever a fine motion banner?

>>532306694
I'm no expert but by the end of my third playing day of playing I already had a decent enough legacies that by borrowing one and using one of mine I was basically guaranteed to win, there's really no metafagging necessary to beat URA (but knowing which skills are dogshit and having a rough idea of how to build a deck probably helps, I did look up both of those things).
>umas who were canonically male
Isn't that all of them...?

Need a sweaty tracksuit toggle. Every Uma needs a tracksuit and have a nice shapely rear. No, I didn't get brainwashed into seeing tracksuits as erotic.

>>532306528
Shut up or I'll force feed you pickles

it's back up

Dominator
Hesitant Front Runners
Murmur
Flustered Pace Chasers
Subdued Late Closers
Trick (Front)
Frenzied End Closers

>>532306961
Motherfucker Steam does maintenance at this time every single fucking week. It's been two decades.

>>532306687
Wit help lower the chances that RNG fucks you up

>>532306936
So they call her the goat despite the fact she's obviously a horse

>>532306764
Now you've arrived at the "peak"... as in "cap"....

>>532306995
someone post the bloomers and shorts chart

>>532306859
I'm stroking my shit rn to this

>>532306968
you when i fucking GET you

>>532307054
she is transspecies

el condor... no paso...

>>532306936
I didn't have Uma Stan proc for me even ONCE on the playthrough I bought it.

>>532306687
higher wit reduces the chance that your uma does something retarded and gets boxed in/out

>>532306764
>dekinais have to deal with this shit
I unironically think that one of my best austistic decisions was to learn some japanese when in was in college at 19-20yo

>>532306912
made this one while half asleep at 3am like a week ago if you really want the meta >>531967702

>>532306735
Borderline illegal based opinion.

>>532306970
that is unironically the type of weeb apparel i would wear
its not too obvious what it is referencing could be anything

Which stats are like that in uma?

Anyone have a Wit build I could copy?

GABEN PLS GIFT US 100 STEAM BUCKS FOR CARATS

>>532306871
s3 should've been Daiwa and Vodka's arc. Could've had a peak ending as well.

>>532306990
Yeah in like 4-6 months or something. But Fine Motion gets powercrept fairly soon after that so it's a questionable banner.

Asmongolds dad has cancer...
Please send your prayers.

Very lovely.

>>532307054
What the fuck is a horse

>>532307132
Even random mob uma get art these days,

>want to grind horses
>no good legacies of my own
>out of borrow limit for today
>don't feel like grinding anymore

How do you get over this?

>>532306995
mares horse race too, anon. Daiwa scarlet, vodka, urara, etc are mares irl.

>fail a few trainings
>have to waste turns napping away practice poor and improving mood
>get migraine
>have to nap that away too
>random mood debuffs killing my stat growth
>win ura finals with a perfect record anyway
I feel like this run would have been doomed with anyone else but Suzuka is just that good.

>>532307312
Suzuka breasts too big

Its finally over.
My journey has finally ended anons

>>532307312
not flat enough. very disrespectful!

Good enough

Also, how does Bourbon's ultimate work?

>>532306694
Career is a statcheck. You can win Career without any skills if your uma's stats are good enough. It boils down to good cards+parents.
>second question
No, but horse futacock fanart is abundant. Goldshi is quite popular as a futa.
>>532306995
Not all uma horse counterparts were originally male. Vodka, Daiwa Scarlet, and Haru Urara are mares.

>>532307253
>wit
>stamina

>>532307365
Padded.

>>532307393
Now you can start playing the game

>>532307312
Daiwa breasts not big enough

Bakushin is my wife. She gives me glitter stickers when we kiss.

What a fucking whore.

>there are people ITT who do monies daily races instead of SP
bricked. truly.

>>532306367
I like too many Umas and I will never be able to roll all their banners, I'd rather just roll meta until I get a pity and hopefully get some Umas I like in the meta banners.
I don't wanna risk rolling without a guaranteed pity and going down 20k carats for nothing. I'd unironically stop playing if that happened desu.

>>532307312
do you think they washed their outfits before swapping them

>>532307520
wait how does she know my type?

REMINDER THAT DREAM JOURNEY IS A CRIMINAL SHE KILLED ANOTHER UMA AND GASLIGHTS YOU TO BE HER TRAINER
DON'T TRU

>>532306948
How bad is the movie's translation?
>>532307159
What does the original jap even say?

>>532307312
suzuka's outfit would be in tatters

>>532307428
>speed
>no URA finale
Glue

>>532307312
They need to stop bullying her!

>>532307528
I have half as much monie as SPs fuck off.

>>532307520
she doesn't say this... right??.mayanobros....

>>532306995
Uhh broseidon your uma knowledge check????

>>532307528
I can’t believe how much SP I needed just for 3LB Kitasan

>>532307420
Just some grandpa grandson bonding time

Is there any reason at all to limit break R supports instead of sending them to the glue factory for cleats to use on tickets?

>>532306995
bwoseph stalin...

>>532307528
SP is used for like 1 thing tho
Monies are needed for almost everything else

>>532307634
You spent it all on potential, didn't you

>>532307581
The power of umamusume is scary...

>>532307528
I have like 2mil sp and 10k monies

>>532307659
What is this graphing?

>>532307520
everyone knows that naval aviators are all massive sluts constantly on the prowl for cock

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>532307393
Lucky bastard. Feels like it will never end for me

>>532307643
she does, it's her voiceline when you login during summer

>>532307657
>karen doesn't have a schlong
ruined?

How does pity work? If I have mlb Kita already and then hit 200 points can I buy a different support card?

>>532307552
Meta umas will fall off faster due to the accelerated schedule. So the “meta” umas aside from Christmas Oguri cap are the ones that are good parents like Seiun Sky, don’t fall for the ones that are just designated racers, the schedule means they’ll be meta for less time. You can spend those on umas you like instead

>>532306843
She's great in the anime.

>>532307581
dream journey would be perfect if she was taller

SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?!

>>532307697
N-no!

>>532307657
>Super Creek is male
HOW???

where are the promised 3k jims?

what does a MLB black kita even do anyways

>>532306859
Shit ain't loading unc

>>532307818
You can only pick whatever has a rate up on the banner you hit pity on so in this case it's Kita or Dia

>>532307595
it's rushed as fuck and full of meme phrases because they couldn't get what the character was actually saying, it's made for people who barely pay attention to the dialogue or characters and only care about the hype moments and aura with sakuga, which is pretty much everyone who says it's the best anime movie ever made

what's the cutest uma rivalry

How do I scoremaxx during career? I thought winning races would do it but getting out of B+ is elusive even if I'm running and winning every G1 I can find. What else is there?

>>532307860
I did the same when I first started the game too, anon. Thought the monie would flow freely with how much was given out.

>>532307894
mommy (male)

>>532307894
still wanna play goo goo babies?

>>532307581
What causes her to do this?

>>532307041
>>532307157
FUCK your meme ass stat you niggers, I know how Wit works, I had the highest Wit in the race, it just doesn't do shit sometimes because it's still fucking RNG. The other day I rode the Wit meme all the way to S+ and STILL lost the URA finals because some retarded lame horse slowed down in the last stretch and dragged mine all the way to last.

>>532307658
oh no
am i bricked (yes)

wich is better for pvp
900 speed,750 stamina and 450 wit, 2 gold recovery
100 speed.400 stamina and 1100 WIT, 2 gold recovery

I came so hard

>>532307930
she on da speed training

>>532307581
wtf dream journey speaks english?

>>532307968
I can only think of Daiwa and Vodka for this. There's not much proper "rival" stuff.

>>532307930
Basically always is in the speed slot for rainbow training. 3LB is the stopping point for most because it’s a 60% chance per turn by then

>>532307975
by doing more G1s but it's a meme since you are sacrificing stats

>>532307942
Is diamond worth getting a second copy of? Maybe I just do a roll on honses.

Haru Urara ganbare!
HARU URARA GANBARE!

>>532306664
That was a subtitle error. The JP dubs did not have the year and the year is not on the calendar. Only the EN subs were messe dup in this way.

>>532306764
They literally use imagery of the peak of a mountain later.
Avoiding the word "peak" just because it became a meme would be akin to avoid using "among us" just because it became a meme too.

>>532307930
tis a secret, torena-dono!

>>532306995
>Isn't that all of them...?
Nah, racehorses aren't like human athletes in that regard. There's not much sexual dimorphism in modern day thoroughbreds. Lots of fillies and mares out there competing

>>532307894
do you still want your milk?

>>532307968
post the full picture

>>532308050
umm but umamusume is wit game? you can't fail if you invest in it...

>>532308017
so thats the goo she was talking about...

>>532307930
Very very rainbow

>>532307657
Opera O doesn't have this though.

>>532307829
Those are 2 I wanna roll for. What about Summer Maru?

>>532307894
Open wide for mommy~

>login
>no gibs in the mailbox

>>532307962
What the fuck, well that sucks
I suppose the only solution is to learn japanese?

>Reminds you of this post
Sorry Agnesbros...

>>532308117
awwwwwww

Is march a rollable unit

>>532306475
ohohohoho

Is it possible to get a horsegirl who is a dirtslut to like turf somehow? And vice verse.
I know they are different to run on but running is still just running, they shouldn't be that bad.

Bros...
I think I reached my limit...
Go on without me...

How do I get this version of the Ura finale? Is it just random which cup you get for the Umas if they’re proficient in multiple lengths?

Besides the starting 5 the only other ones I have are Mayano Top Gun, Oguri Cap and Mejiro McQueen

>>532307853
EL CONDOR TATAS

Mejiro..................................... Ryan

>>532308260
I look like this btw

(Pic related, I'm 6'0 and Mexican)

>>532308257
ignore the annoying JOP trying to demotivate you from watching the movie, just watch it, it's kino

>>532308318
race in more long races than any other type during the career

>>532308260
this physically hurt me please delete

>>532308318
top gun and mcqueen can get long finale pretty easily i think

>>532308318
You unlock it by beating the medium run 20 times.

>>532308160
Yes duh, have you seen those milkers?

>>532307968
Doto + Opera O. Doto would come up to Opera O after racing and just hang out for a while.

>>532307676
Some of them, like Silence Suzuka and Symboli Rudolf, carry really useful skills and you will need to MLB them to not gimp your deck if you want their skills

>>532308345
>(Pic related, I'm 6'0 and Mexican)
El Condor belongs to me by the way. Just putting that out there.

>No gibs in mail
>no new event
>Servers shit the bed
>no MLB Kita

>>532308232
Roll if you like her, she’s a good racer but again the meta will move fast.

>>532308308
Did you use the parfait?

>>532307968
Vodka and Daiwa are the only Umas so far that actually have rivalry with each other.
They can't with each other, but they also can't without.

>>532308318
Your final type is always the type you've run the most. So you pick a horse with long proficiency and run a bunch of optional long races.

>>532308260
teenagers are allowed to be retarded and blatantly self insert

im sure that person will become more normal and learn to silently self insert later in life as we all have

>>532308318
Use gametora to know ahead when each Long race takes place and race on all or most of them. You have to minimize the other types of races so dont do mediums outside of your goals.

>>532308353
With the downside that it gets powercrept 3 times faster than Kitasan.

>>532308346
>its kino
i bet you'd say that shonen slop enjoyer
do you always cum from seeing funny picture that lack any story whatsoever?
dead serious as well becuase I noticed that no one ever talked about s2 and 3 which are story heavy, you globaltards only ever talk about the fucking movie that you watched together, maybe the OVAs cuz haha opera and dude ntr

>>532308260
this is just sad

>>532308237
wtf Urara is a nigger?

>>532307746
agnes to tachyon ratio

>>532307746
aspect tachyon

You okay Trainer?

>>532306251
What does Sky's skill do?

>guts spark
>wits spark
>guts spark
>wits spark

>>532308465
Then I think I'll probably skip her, she's a bit meh for me and I have normal Maru already.

>>532308472
Yeah, that's with parfait + winning every race

>>532308260
Not always a limbab, but always...

>>532308396
>>532308409
>>532308490
So I just need to schedule more long races, got it

>>532308604
Where is Dia-chan?

>>532308353
>fall runner
>right handed
>good
explain

>>532307657
If the first uma you were attracted to is a stallion you're super mega gay btw, horsecock levels of gay.
Just putting that out there, I don't make the rules.

>>532306205
>COCK CHECK
Still same small underdeveloped one I had since teenage years

>>532308318
Pick a horse with long affinity and do extra long races outside of your normal career races
Mayano, Gold Ship, and McQueen are all viable options
The URA finals will always be whatever race type you do the most over the length of a career

>>532308345
How does it feel to be racially represented by an autistic horse?

>>532308524
huh s2 is brought up every time as peak of the series. the fuck are you on about ?

uh oh movieschizo melty

>>532308521
>Here is a good early game card
>NOO THIS IS TRASH IT WILL BE POWERCREPT REEEEEEEE
Jesus Fucking Christ you autistic freaks literally can never just be fucking happy and let casuals have their fun can you? This isn't some life or death shit, otherwise you freaks wouldn't be neet gayming this gacha but do something worthwhile with your life.

>>532308260
tachyon fans really are a bunch of trannies lmao, truly the sandalphon fans of uma

>>532308260
she's actually not wrong and it would suit her better than the mess she has now

>>532308524
I watched all the shows in production order, movie still good, don't care about your contrarian muh masses liked it so I don't like it.

>>532308524
You ok bro?

>>532308657
>these skills are generally likely to trigger
except this doesn't matter because you're already hitting max speed
skill points spent on them for diminishing returns aren't worth it

>>532308345
I look like this, I'm 1.9m from Poland and have more hair on my back than I have on my head.

been to long without a 1500 carats drop

>>532308474
they're my favorites

>>532308524
>do you always cum from seeing funny picture that lack any story whatsoever?
yep it's cap (as in peak)

>>532308756
>she

>my debuffer debuffs my other horses in team trials

WHAT THE FUCJ

>valid criticism
>only answer the /v/ermin globaltard can come up with is "UH OH MELTY XXDD"
and you fucks wonder why no one likes your seafaggot kind

>>532308260
dude
who cares

>>532308617
If you're in the first position on any corner in the Final Leg or beyond, your acceleration will increase

1-5 I drink tonight and play Uma
6-9 I don't

>>532308690
It's fine, I'm actually in the spectrum.

>>532308701
There are 2 types of tahcyon fans. either:
>>532308260
or:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DI-8GfxQ2k&list=RD0DI-8GfxQ2k&start_radio=1

>>532308524
Calm the fuck down. are you on your period? All uma anime are good.

Why does Suzuka pad her chest? I like it flat

>everyone in Class 5 has 4* uma's and shit
im gonna get demoted aren't i

>>532308781
Yeah there's a lot of dudes that have hair like that naturally. I don't see the issue

>left can't make it to URA finals and stops at 4th place in semis even after using all clocks
>right clears with no problem with no clocks
stamina is a garbage stat
Also mcqueen can't run pace to save her life, always put her front.

>>532308649
Super Dia

I had a dream where Goldship raped me

>>532308505
I have bad news for you
No they don't, and that's not a teenager

>>532308908
prolly goldshi drop kicking her when she wins the race

>>532308839
is it not? damn

>>532308696
people like you and witgook gaslit a lot of people into thinking FM was on par with SC and i think that's kinda funny

>>532308908
Maybe its not all about what you want, anon

>>532308839
Correct,this is a FtM tranny. rare breed

>>532308915
my mostly 2 star with some 3stars lineup still beats most of those desu

Suzuka looks so delicate and fragile I forget she can snap me like a toothpick

>>532308474
Now I wanna see what they did for Verxina's career given how brutally she got mogged by Gentildonna.

>>532308953
Have you woken up yet?

>>532308260
>account doesn't exist
hmm

Something is wrong with people who look up that garbage, don't you have something better to do with your life?

>>532308353
why is that event card hiding in the side of the graph

>>532309021
do you just build a lot more stamina for PvP or something?

>first 10k score run was with maruzensky
love her

>>532309046
Wouldn't have spent all the money on this game if I had anon.

>>532308696
Looks like someone's mad their card is getting powercrept.

How do you farm the event more efficiently? I'm only like 20% in

>>532308953
gay

>>532308929
No shit. Left has no Power.

>>532309046
trans obsession. Hate and talk about them 24/7, I don't really get it.

>>532309045
Another 41%er down,we did it /uma/bros!

>>532309148
are you winning?

>>532308953
giwtwm

>>532308915
star upgrades give pretty minimal buffs, don't worry about it

>>532308996
:(

nice tannenhauser

>>532308524
>getting this heated over some shounen shit
coming to the global thread just to out yourself as a JPtranny self absorbed fag.

>>532308781
please be my gf

>>532307312
Suzuka tits too big and Daiwa tits too small

>>532309046
NTA and nor would I post any of that shit in the thread, but there's a point where twitter's privacy invading algorithms latch onto a trend that you engage with where it throws every possible type of content at you to see what you engage with
it's been a week of muting fags or tumblrtards until twitter just gives you good art by jap artists

>all this currenposting
But rice was supposed to be the imouto...

Isn't Tachyon BiS Pace not Front? What did I miss?

>>532309235
No dad I'm not winning

>>532308260
>meursault kisser
>aspd_ishmael
Of course its a Limbshit tranny.

I've been playing this game since day and don't have a 3* spark

>>532309158
The fuck does she need power for? she ran pace. It's not like she's trying to overtake from 10th. Ive had cleared with teio and special week with less overall stats than left. It's awful how mcqueen just jobs with 800+ stamina and 3 recovery skills.

Should I take the plunge and marry Light Hello?

>>532309258
gotcha i guess im just building my umas wrong or something

>>532309148
use kitasan negro and diamond cards inm your deck for like 100% points boost

>>532309323
I have lots of imouto

>>532309323
mcqueen gets more porn

>>532309323
Why not both?

>>532309046
look at the timezone

What is the baseline training regiment? Like should I be doing races when no exclamation marks or rainbows appear?

>>532309401
power is basically acceleration anon, is there a position in a race that doesn't need to accelerate? no, not even front

>>532309521
AUSSIES?

>>532308050 (ME)
AHHHHHHHHHHH, IT HAPPENED AGAIN, BUT EVEN WORSE
SHE JUST GOT PASSED IN THE FINAL STRETCH THEN THE HORSE WHO PASSED HER GOT IN FRONT OF HER AND SLOWED DOWN
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, THIS WAS A TARGETTED ASSASINATION ON MY VODKA

Didnt even realize i had 3 of these already.
Time for SSR glue for tons of rolls

what cards should I use to make an evil horse? I only know about the R Rudolf one

>>532309553
yeah
and probably g1 races when there's not a great friendship training

Why did they say ashen hair horses can't run

>>532309421
For me its Sugar Lights

>yolo single pull
we take those

oguri cap fumo real?

>>532307159
>>532307595
>>532307962
He literally says peak, retard. Funny how your N5let ass couldn't even give a straight answer

>>532308953
97% fertility rate btw

>>532309601
Is there like a guide that tells you what each stat does?
I know Speed is gotta go fast and Stam is energy, but Wits has been expressed to me as everything but 'stamina waste prevention' to 'skill timing'/

what's the point of saving all your skill points to the end? do they get cheaper at the end of the game or something
im asking because if i see a swinging maestro pop up early, why wouldnt i just buy it then cause i know i'm gonna buy it at the end anyway

>>532309236
Remember when she got stuck playing ninja?

post something cute

>>532309646
>melting top meta card after guts rework
unrecoverable brick

>all horses tried to murder ikezoe
>except curren chan
I will roll for my canon imouto and boss of the stable.

Damn Gentildonna made Verxina come in 2 place a consecutive 5 times ? Do they reference that in game ?

>special ed refuses to give me gourmand after i hit S turf and S medium
this stupid bitch does this more than any other gold recovery card. she's going to get cleated at this pace.

>>532309646
rip

>>532309773
litres of semen into this creature

>>532309758
>do they get cheaper at the end of the game or something
yes.
you don't need them in a good Career run anyway and then you can get savings at the end

I\m starting to realize I'm not cut out for gachas, I need more content and the drip feeding of carats just rubs me in the nastiest way possible.
I fucking hate greedy corpos.... all I wanted was fun.
I already wait a month for a salary why do I have to wait multiple months just to roll with absolutely satanic chance rates

>>532309718
Cute

why is this empty

>>532309828
yeah i can beat the career just fine without buying skills i was just confused why everyone was saying to save til the end, didn't realize they were cheaper... thanks

>>532309816
Truely blessed by the great Shiraoki-sama

Damn content drought

>>532308781
>Poland
Please be in Warszawa

>>532309876
nah dude, they give out far more dur-
>pic
leave

>>532309876
>anon has played game on a daily basis for a month
>I NEED MORE CONTENT AHHHH
you have no one to blame but yourself, you greedy fuck.

>>532309876
Why are you snootposting outside of /trash/

>>532309876
congratulations, you discovered that you have no self control or patience.
never go to a casino.

>>532308691
Cinderella Grey is the peak. No one likes S2 or S3 except for pussy ass women.

>>532309978
1500 carats in 5 minutes

>>532289215
/fgog/ I stopped playing since my favorite mc x female pairing is rejected by the fanbase/head writer, became interested in Uma and was happy to see that it’s fanbase embraces trainer x uma.

>>532309885
(cy)jews

>>532309714
Meanwhile that 3%

can i have the future banner timeline pic again? I lost it yet again and need to download it this time once and for all.
there's a second pic too right?

>>532309723
Think of wit as reaction time
Pacers need power because everyone runs pace and if you don't have enough power you can't break away when you need to.

>>532309601
More than half her races are long races. I never had this issue with other long distance umas. I've cleared URA multiple times with a bunch of other long distance runners like mejiro ryan and rice shower too, and usually their power is just whatever residual gains that get from training speed.

12 minutes, bros, trust the plan.

>>532309876
fuck off fang FAG /trash/ is 4 blocks down

>>532309876
I’m watching the anime in between me being tired of career runs

is there a cards worth cleating tier list?

>>532309714
Very good lover too

>>532309723
wit does a lot of things but the most important are skill activation chance and ability to route a course and theoretically avoid being boxed (you will still be boxed)

Ozzy just died and I am yet to see my consolation carats cygames wtf is this shit

>>532310149
Twin Towers

Gifts in 10 minutes, you didn't hear it from me.

i like mihono bourbon

>>532309082
The best

Torena-san a second box has hit your hors

>>532310093
>>532310015
>>532309995
guys don't be rude to me I will cry

>>532309046
Some people love letting things they hate live inside their head rent free 24/7, and post their garbage here expecting everyone to agree with them.
I just like, don't care man.
Literally the ONLY interaction with tranny content I get online is people seething about them here, EVERYTHING I know about them was forced on me against my will.

>>532310265
*RAPES U*

>>532310045
I love that clingy little shit

do NOT open

>>532310268
You've uncovered the truth. It has been a /pol/ psyop this entire time.

Sex with sensei!

>>532306008 (OP)
>Please invite to Umaigah - ID: 807 332 925 351

>>532310265
of course its a fucking cat tranny get the fuck out you guys are just as bad as bronies were back in the day

>need around 1,7k jims for spark
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>532310265
Then cry already

>>532310382
I smooched this btw

>>532310324
aaaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee

>>532310389
>sensei
...

>>532310406
who the fuck are you quoting

>>532310382
who dat

>>532308524
I have watched everything. The movie IS KINO.

>>532307054
It's a Tracen expression

>>532310382
Bwos...

it did not fail

>>532310389
>tags: Domination_loss

>Look up Opera and Doto
Damn Opera was kicking that ass. Doto got that win tho. Was this shown in the movie ?

>>532309714
Gold Ship would make you melt like butter while she whispers trivia facts in your ear.

>>532310523
i wasnt ready for this horse lore

My 6th club application rejected

I want irl Cuties Plushies...

>>532310418
What's your issue with cats, faggot? I will beat you up.

>>532310067
FAKE NEWS...

>[your favorite uma] says trans rights!

find out more at twitter dot com!

I've changed my mind Palmer is very cute

>>532310382
Smooch

so it's just 3 speed card and 2 wit card for all umas run?

>>532309695
Going on a drinking date after work with the hag uma. Waking up the next morning with them not remembering what happened but knowing I have 10 minutes to clean up before Dia shows up.

>>532310523
I just realized this is referring to Stay Gold's actual stature.

the first time I read it I thought she was pissed about his little dick

>>532310608
No, they skipped Opera's era. It began at the end of RTTT and I think BNE was in the middle of it.

Horse racing?

>>532310389
>sensei
WRONG THREAD WRONG THREAD ANON NOO---

>>532310670
How?

>5L
Mogged

>>532310389
>sensei

>>532310751
Would you a crippled horse?

>>532310710
goldship would say trans rights then go on umachan and make an umajak thread about trans ponies

>>532310324
>>532310591
I fucked up

HAPPY ENDING WITH TRAINER

>>532310389
>sensei

>>532310793
Horse Breeding.

>>532309401
Power is your acceleration and "agility". It affects thing like how much speed you can gain when changing lanes and so whether you can pass other horses. If your power is low, you're going to get stuck in the pack with other pace chasers.

>>532310572
Of course it doesnt fail its not even 50%

>>532310870
Why they don't wear these in the game

>>532310591
It's not real domination loss because the uma has to let you overwhelm them on purpose for it to happen.

>>532310719
>I've changed my mind, this gyaru is very cute
Wise choice

>>532310389
>sensei

>>532310870
THE SMELL OF THIS IMAGE

>>532310870
>golden generation
more like SEX generation

>>532307595
>>532308257
I watched the movie at Anime Expo 2025, the only notable meme phrase were when Jungle Pocket's three friends were talking and to imitate zoomer teenager slang (since one of them showed mannerisms of being one), said "crashing out" during an emotional scene. The rest of the subtitles don't have any real problems, even skimming through other streaming sites that "crashing out" line is not there so you'll be fine.

>>532310870
I will lick them all clean

What exactly do strategies other than Front Runner do other than just randomly losing you easily winnable races to barricades?

>>532311026
They do, you have to unlock the outfit by getting them to 100M fans

The first time I did a Vodka run I didn't realize that the Scarlett bitch ass Daiwa actually challenges you to a Long.
What a fucking bitch.

>>532310389
Don't worry trainer. I play both too.

>>532310389
>false flag shitposting with nice nature
really nigga
i will not tolerate this slander in my house

>>532310870
OUR HEROES and King Halo

>>532311187
And they both are terrible at it

Sex with producer!

>>532310523
Small size or did they mean "small size"?

Serious question bwos!
If I'm into hag umas who are beyond their running days, how hard would it be to pick them up as a young trainer?
Sure im training an upcoming god of the track but thats only gotta make me more desirable right?

>>532309723
Gametora is always a good starting point. I think there's also a link to the full datamined document.
Wit is the general stat that's used when your horse is making any tactical decision: whether to speed up, slow down, go for a pass, activate a skill, etc.

>>532310389
>when you are sex baiting in multiple gacha threads
They are all the same guy, huh

widezensky

>>532311051
I didn’t watch the anime ft. that trainer but was there any indication that Suzuka romantically liked him? Or is it for self insert purposes?

So im kinda new and i was wondering... Since it's easier to get grey supps/cheaper to level them up, would it be worth it to do it to try and reach C+ and above with my noob horsies?
Take in consideration that i don't really wanna pay for parents either and just try to get decent ones with my own stud.

>>532311143
Different strategies allow you access to different percentages of your max stamina, like Pace I think is 85% of your stamina or something? Theoretically, Late and End would have a really big advantage, but they have a tendency even with high Power and Wit to just ram themselves into the crowd, or have someone gas themselves out in front of them.

>>532306528
>What having no trainer does to an uma

>>532311298
You say that but the 'decisions' are often so deliriously minor that it hardly matter
Yeah i want .0002 more velocity on an incline for 100 wit points wooo yeaa

>>532311174
damn this artist is a good at hands

>>532311315
6am in indonesia
little bro is getting ready for another day at the pagpag farm

>>532310957
I wish that was me and Rudolf

when are we getting another Uma wearing armor?
I want a Uma wearing knight armor

Do I need 3* Sparks for Distance to change it from an A to an S?

>>532311187
and both of them suck at it lmao

Surely you do have the setting to make your Uma's only wear their special outfit in G1 and higher races on, Right?

>>532310993
You can't get her mouth pregnant

>>532310921
>Would you a horse
I didn't think I would...
>Would you a crippled horse
Here we are today, yes of course.

>>532310870
this image STINKS

>>532307581
>evil and intimidating uma in a trenchcoat
>she's actually one of the shortest umas
why

How interchangeable are stamina stats & recovery skills? Sometimes I could ignore it with Gourmand, Swinging Maestro etc and enough wits, and still won URA.

>>532311362
It's mainly cause of the weird bed eyes thing she did to him while he was driving her. Other than that nothing else. His romantic tension was with the rigil female trainer

>>532311557
My trainees run naked until they prove themselves capable of wearing clothes

these wit sparks are pissing me off...

>>532311557
nope the shoubufuku stays on the entire time including sex

>>532311526
Only at the statue event (with a random chance)

>>532309805
Wait, there’s a requirement for Gourmand? There’s skill requirements beyond just “progress the support card to the end” or “have the event randomly pop up”?

>>532311557
Of course, it looks off if you don't. You just have Rudolf in her full kit next to some rando in bloomers.

>1 day before Arima
What could possibly go wrong...

>>532310389
Torena-san, are you alright? It looks like you didn't get much sleep.

>>532311557
Yes but it’s also killing me that I don’t have their 3* outfits unlocked yet

>>532311743
go health or go home

>>532311743
Strength chakra or you're a pussy faggot.

>>532311557
Yes. I also have the sound setting to only let Umas make requests on the Jukebox

>>532311743
Don’t poke your uma!

>>532311743
Winning if you're a winner.

>>532311743
I heard airplane mode toggle works to redo picks, is that confirmed?

>>532311519
I’m with you. It’s disappointing we have to wait so long for the umas I want, but at the same time I’m happy they are coming.

>>532310389
truly BA and uma overlaps their fandoms huh?

>>532311743
golshi needs POWER

Stamina training for Trainer

Sex with dokuta!

>>532311924
you used to be able to turn the game off before the paragraph finished to reset the choice back in the day but I'm not sure if current global fixed that yet or not

>>532311975
No it's mainly BA invading, cause their game is dying

>>532311362
Spica trainer exists to be abused, and not even romantically at that.
At most the rigil trainer is hinted to have something for him like the other anon said

>>532310382
El Condor Pasado...

>>532311975
not really
there's only like 2 real cunny umas in our game so there isn't much to pull those guys in

>>532311592
Very well then

>>532311950
same more time to save even if it's like 2-3 years
Fenomeno is so cool and Uma running in full armor would be truly sick wicked sick

>>532311924
it used to be a thing, and people who exploited it got banned before it was patched out

>>532312090
Heard there's also a petition from the nips about how bad the new event is. It also got a lot of support.

>>532312190
I never got banned doing it and I'm pretty sure nobody else in the threads got banned for it

>>532311712
What do you like about Symboli Rudolf? I played her career but was having an issue getting over with her regal and idealist personality. I did like her quirk for puns.

>>532311790
>>532311865
>>532311875
>>532311884
>>532312018
ACTIVATE IT

What are the chances for each one? fifty fifty?

>>532310382
el condor blanco...

No more sex!

>>532312275
the advantages of not being japanese

>>532310527
el condor embarazada......

>>532312283
she's unstoppable...

Gentildonna isn't gentle...

>>532312041
katawa shoujo did irreversible damage to my taste in anime women

>>532312283
BETTING ALWAYS PAYS

>>532312283
Absolute cinema.

>>532312279
>I did like her quirk for puns.

>>532312283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg14jNbBb-8

Do trainers get debuffed

>>532312283
The smugness is too powerful.

>>532309258
On 4* and 5*, yeah. The 3* upgrade is enormous, it almost doubles the effectiveness of some abilities.

That is a very satisfying sprinter.

>>532309714
Does that mean in this fantasy I become a girl and bear Gold shi's filly?

>>532312279
Quirk Pungus

Umadacchis I'm not ready

>>532312187
Yup. I want Duramante, and Cheval Grand too. Good things happen to those that wait. Patience my friend. Our time will come.

I really want that onsen ticket with teio now.

>>532306461
So assuming everything else is A, how bad will a G (terrain) debuff fuck you?

>>532312279
I like her being idealistic and having that absolute confidence. She's the typical do it all with no help type that eventually learns to let her tight grip loosen a little. Her 'underlings' are more than competent enough to hold their own and she learns to trust them more and more through the story.
I want to help her be the best the strongest and she gives me the option to do so. I always choose the story options that let me take some of the work off her back because I want to. It helps that it recovers energy but I would choose that option regardless of what in-game bonuses it gives me.
She's also very cute and laughs at her own jokes. I like her hair, probably very soft.

So when they win they sing in a concert and the losers have to dance on stage with them? Kinda brutal...

>>532311586
I will use her other mouth

I like U.R.A. New World.

>>532312609
don't let your umas down

>>532312428
How indecent! Close your legs, that is no behavior for an emperor

>>532312609
Why are you playing the Chinese version?

>>532311612
Bwos? Picrel, probably the lowest stam I've ever gotten while still winning finale

>>532312283
YOU LOSE 100% OF THE GAMBLES YOU DON'T TAKE
AFTER ENOUGH TRIES YOU'RE BOUND TO GET +20 TO ALL STATS AT WHICH POINT SHE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE AND YOU ONLY
ONLY
NEED TO
WIN ONCE

>>532310746
I switched to these sets and borrow mlb super creek.

>>532312386
She's a gentle lady

>>532311443
The main thing is which "mode" your horse can enter during a race.
A leader needs to pass a wit check to speed up so she's not overtaken. A non-leading front runner needs to pass a wit check to attempt to take the lead. A non-front runner needs a wit check to speed up to catch up to their optimal distance from the leader. Lane change and passing require wit checks. Basically any action your horse can take requires a wit roll.

>>532312401
>katawa shoujo
Oh….
I’m back for mental girls running…

>>532310389
>sensei

>>532312609
what's the differences between the green and red?

>>532311037
dont they will become submissive on mating season

>>532312609
is it true that golshi's skill was banned for all CM? I've been pretty disconnected with JP lately

>>532312720

>>532312746
nice aspect ratio weirdo

>>532312871
N*ngen women FEAR her

>>532312738
Your uma either wins or she becomes a backup dancer, no inbetween anon (and no, 2nd and 3rd place don't count in my book)

>>532312720
This is the type of appreciation posts I like to read. Take note.

>>532312302
It feels like 75% vs 25% to me

>>532313013
thats just the power of the new world, 2048x2048

>>532312918
green is the free for all where whales flex all over you while red is ranked

>>532312918
green: only umas with up to a certain score can enter, so whales minmax the shit out of stats and skills to be as close to the limit as possible
red: everyone can enter

>>532312871
I'm scaroused

>>532313049
Based King.

>>532312919
If they don't like the stallion (trainer), mares tends to get mad and kick the shit out of them never ask golshi what happened when he tried to mate with gentildonna

>>532312717
Depends on your stats and the race itself. If it's a Sprint then you might be able to place as a Front Runner but if it's a Long then you're just fucked because the distance will take it's toll on you.

>>532313123
>>532313093
are you allowed to do both

>>532312954
Yeah 564 is included in the list of skills not allowed

>>532312871
dont let her touch your kintamas

>ryan star piece in my shop all 3 times today
miss me with that gay shit

holy fuck I thought this game would get way more boring once you complete starting goals like getting a 9* stam spark and MLB kitasan but building a team with these is actually way more fun than grinding for them

do i go for wit or power for this PVP ulala bros

>>532312880
...have we ever seen the director run?
maybe i should challenge her to a footrace.
you know, just for fun.

>>532312717
>>532313172(me)
By distance I mean the fact that it's a long race the longer you're on dirt the more the debuff will affect you.

>>532313172
So wait, instead of fucking you equally regardless of distance, a G on terrain (compared to a higher grade) will fuck you in a non-linear fashion?
That's wild.

>>532312428
Sniff sniff

Which uma is the most shitposted?

I'm watching Marvelous' story on youtube and it feels like I'm losing IQ points everytime she screams marvelous.

>>532313217
No, you have to pick one. Rather counterintuitively, the open bracket is actually a better option unless you're a hyper autismo with a gorillion hours to spend because the matchmaking is not bad, and whales will only get matchmade against other whales in their brackets

>>532312279
i like her shoes

>>532313338
oh didnt mean to (you) that anon

>>532311290
small hoarse

>>532313404
I wanna say Tachyon.

>>532313338
Director is sex. SEXO

Post some sicko pics

>>532313505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

>>532312720
Thanks for taking the time to reply to my post. I didn’t mean anything polemical with what I said since I wanted to like her since her racing attire is cool and the fanart depicting her as a maiden in love with the trainer. I’ll give her another go when the time comes.

does universe's special really let her teleport past the other racers?

>Agnes Tachyon war crimes you to put your brain in a simulated umamusume body
Jesus Christ my waifu can't be any more of a Hitler.

Matikanen Nature?
or Nice Tannenhauser?

>>532313556
It’s too late. I’ve notified Tazuna. You should answer the knock on the door

>>532313404
mambo

Nice Nature is too freaking cute and she gave me a nice spark too.

>>532313404
Teio

>>532313404
gold ship and it isn't really close

>>532313393
love this artist art style

>>532313505
Cute girls don't have to be smart.

>>532312743
Sauce?

>>532312743
Season ending pregnancy

What's the point of Tazuna card? Like, i know her dates give tons of energy.. But you still have to spend a turn for that, why not just sleep and take a different card?

Not a bagger. Laughing to myself how bad S3 was for this to happen though.

>>532313663
>didn't immediately test if it had a sensate horse pussy
toreina deserves his fate

>>532313619
I'm really feeling it.

What stats should I focus on with each running style of horse?
Are these answers different if they have A in multiple different strategy aptitudes?

>>532313892
dont know, some anon posted it yesterday

>>532313792
moderately unkind nature

>>532313348
Yeah, it makes sense as well. For a shorter distance track you might be able to just ignore the debuffs somewhat since the main phases of the race are shorter and your skills may help you not fuck up so badly since they'll be triggering at relatively short intervals between each other, obviously a G rating will fuck you over regardless, but for longer distances it really shows since the 3 main phases are longer and and everyone else will be accelerating at a much higher rate than you could ever hope for on a dirt track if you're a G on dirt.

>Oguri can get slacker from her fucking cat encounter event
I'm going to make swedish hamburger meat out of this fucking horse

>>532313941
She’s got guaranteed heals to get rid of the niteowl you just got from resting

>>532312871
I don't want to wait years for her bros...

>Rerolled from an account with a max sweep tosho to one with Kitasan mlb 4
>Really miss having sweep tosho
It was so fucking good...

>>532313941
mood ups and lower energy consumption on trainings with her, and a little bump to all stats at the end of a career

>>532313941
2nd and 4th event cure conditions

>everyone suddnely loves neicha
what happened

>>532313941
good job event for extra stats and potential mood up, end of first year event for energy mood and speed up (and an ok skill)
also failure chance and energy consumption down (if on the same training circle)

>>532314101
Mine is 3LB but it’s seemingly better than most SSR cards right now

>>532313941
it's if you want to cut down on random elements at the expense of an overall less optimized horse. She's basically the training wheels card for new players who lose a ton and whose runs really are dictated by luck because their decks and sparks aren't nearly good enough to compensate

>>532314170
Enjoy it for the next month
Because its not gonna last i haaaate this bitch

i peed my pants

>>532314170
I loved her right from the start and I spread the good word about Nature.

>>532313783
Which Uma broke the trainer's pelvis?

>>532313892
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=niui_%28user_afvr8485%29&z=1