>rice shower but big boobs

>>715083656
>rice shower but an actual functional equine being instead of a BPDemon
fify

>>715083549 (OP)
That's a dangerous Oji-San right there...

>>715084072
I like both don't be rude to either.

Destroy Ryuji Wada At All Costs!

something about this game is inherently repulsive to me but i can't put my finger on it
on top of all the regular gachaslop tropes like utterly incomprehensible UI design

how the fuck do you build this bitch?

I feel like the game needs more horse units. All the one and two stars should be generic made up horses. 3 stars should be the less significant real life horses. 4 and 5 should be fan favorites. It just feels like there’s not enough units to roll for. Just make a bunch of made up ones and consider the real life horses as top tier legendary pulls.

>>715084441
That sounds like utter garbage and I'm incredibly glad you aren't on the CyGames team.

Ofc they fucking don't. Most of them only just now started playing the game. Which I'm assuming you're part of that.

>>715084441
Please, no. Small pool is better.

>>715084441
You don't roll for 5 or 4 stars you dipshit.

>>715084413
what regular gachaslop tropes

>>715084441
We already need to worry about cards.
We don't need more horses.

Does anyone have the compilation pic of Umas running with GUTS?

>>715084413
I think it might be your own reflection on the screen anon.

me and the bro chilling in the stables

Discuss this hip and trendy beauty.

>>715084441
No one wants generic made up horses

oguri cap is oguri dead

>>715084749
I love when she says yay.

>>715084747
It's cute that Gold Ship went over-seas with Just A Way, they really can't be separated.

>>715084441
An alt mode where you make random trash horses to race other fodder would be good

>>715084441
They're coming

>>715084762
Japanese fanbase love the mob horses.

NTR is being NTR'D by NTR.

>>715083549 (OP)
Give me the Doto OVA Cygames

>>715084875
fuck those sabotaging little fucks

>>715084875
Only Cactus-sama who they kneel in respect to.

i hope i can pull for curren chan or wedding maya but i think kitasan is going to rape me.

What stats should I prioritize for pace horses?

>>715084947
I want that too. TM Opera O's year of dominance from Meisho Doto's perspective, following how they tried again and again only to end up second in consecutive races- To finally, at last, seize the spot of number one? Pure kino.

HAPPY KAMU KAMU

>>715084749
i'm glad my first ura win was with such a young and hip beauty

who do I exchange the headstart voucher for

>>715084441
Why when the smaller pool allows you to:
1. Easily pull the one you want
2. Make it easier to get star shards
I can imagine how much of pain it the ass it will be to get a star shard once the pool doubles

>>715085027
speed, but also wit, but also power, but also stam

>>715085027
Speed>Power>Stamina and making sure you have at least D in guts

>>715084845
They should have breeding mode that generates new horse girls based on the parents genetics. Hair color, eye color, height, breast size, etc. People would spend hundreds of hours breeding the exact horse girl of their dreams.

>>715085196
And 300 wit

>>715085102
oguri if you just want the best overall runner who's good at almost everything and passes on very good stats

Her.

which umas are mares in real life?

>>715084749
I regret using my ticket on Rice Shower. Should've gone with the hag, but alas, I noticed her only after the deed was done.

>>715085382
what did she feel like?

>>715085432
>>715085382

>>715085382
slut

UMA-MAMAMA UMA-MAMAMA UMA-MAMAMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrSkoc1rdpc

>>715085432
Daiwa Scarlet, Vodka, Air Groove, Mejiro Dober, Mejiro Ramonu, Gentildonna, Ikuno Dictus, Nishino Flower, Haru Urara, Sweep Tosho and a bunch more I can't think of right now.

can futa umas impregnate male trainers?

>>715085382
so we have all agreed to roll for her, right?

>>715085470
Sublimely Scandalous.

>>715085432
Look at the ear accessory, if it's on the right, it was a male irl, if it's on the left, it was a female

>>715085382
WE ALL HAD HER

>>715085470
>>715085505
>>715085705
Oi... That's Spe-Chan's Hot Wife...

>>715085550
U-RESHIKUTTE H-SHAIJATTE DOODO-NDO--N

>>715084740
i have a wife who loves me

>>715085043
I know right? The glimpses of Doto vs Opera in the movie were just incredible. I want a small series like RTTP with Doto as the main character.

Special Week with Gold Ships Anchor Aweigh skill is fucking broken as shit.
>just starts acumulating speed like wild
>triggers her own special
>runs 9 lenghts ahead in G1 races

dude everytime i play daiwa scarlet i keep getting fucking ass raped. how do i even train her

>>715085550
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

whats doto's cock size?

>Oi! New guy. Join my Gang or else...
>You would be wise to join my gang
Who do you side with, /v/ma musume?

>Oh Seiun-kun! Um, please ignore the cowboy hat at the door! ... A-and the lab equipment...

Horse Breeding really has no respect for love.

>>715086094
Front Runner because her ult needs you to be in first, max her speed but dont forget stamina

>>715086094
Make her a front runner.

>>715086276
>>715086256
I am doing that but for some reason she cant get past Japanese Oaks / Derby

>>715086094
don't bother running pacers unless you've got crazy good sparks and cards, they're way too fucking MAD

>>715086094
Just do Speed and Stamina. Ez win.

>>715086212
Tosen Jordan. At least you know what you're in for. GolShi is craycray.

>>715086212
I'm at your command goldship-sama

>>715086261
>man I hate this horse I hope I loose this career run soon
>dont loose

>>715085196
>Speed>Power
>Speed>>Stam on anything not sprint
Enjoy losing

would umas be discriminated in society once they retires?
>oi, umanigga, your fat ass legs are blocking the way!
>carrot munchers should fuck off to glue factories once they retire desu, they are just wasting the government's money and mooching off hard working humans!
>eww......you are an uma? Sorry, i only date humans that arent genetic freaks!

>>715086094
As others have said but you can make pretty much everyone a front runner and that easy mode. Because style grade don’t matter that much compared to surface and distance. Front runner not can ignore training power but they are not affected by bracket RNG which leads to box-ins that easily kill a race

>>715086520
they could literally kill you with a kick

>>715086261
how to build her?

>>715085781
their right/left*

Tanino Gimlet Trivia

>Is Vodka's Papa
>These two became the second father-foal pair and the first father-daughter pair to win the Japanese Derby.
>Gimlet is a big time fence breaker and consciously does it as an appeal. IRL Tanino Gimlet is exactly the same and has broken over 30 fences in 2022 alone.
>Besides the fences, he also breaks feed buckets and stable walls.
>Kicking fences is very dangerous for horses, many end up breaking their legs or even die. However, Tanino Gimlet is an expert on this matter and never gets injured. He also does this for pure pleasure.
>He also teaches his stablemate Rose Kingdom to do it.
>On the first day he arrived at his retirement farm, he broke four fences, and scared the hell out of Rose Kingdom.
>Because of this, he is known as the “God of Destruction”, which she also calls herself in Uma Musume.
>However, besides breaking the fences, Tanino Gimlet isn’t bad in terms of temper, he is actually on the tamer side. His stablemate Rose Kingdom is actually a lot worse. Worth noting Rose Kingdom is one of Meisho Doto's hench-men/lackies along-side Shuttle IRL.
>When Yogibo cushion was put on the grazing ground, Tanino Gimlet’s first thought was to kick it.
>He has a scary “Dictus Eye” on the left side and a cute eye on the right side, so his horse girl counterpart wears an eyepatch to cover the right eye.
>In an episode of Umayuru, it was shown that Gimlet and Tachyon will fight over who of their daughters is superior.

is there a canon reason for the Umas names? I get that they are real race horse names.
But what fucking parent looks at their horse-baby and goes "Hello to the world, Hoof Hearted"

>>715086757
They inherit the souls and names of their real-world counterparts, so I guess the parent just gets shunted with the knowledge of what they have to call their lil creatura? Who knows.

>>715086520
>eww......you are an uma? Sorry, i only date humans that arent genetic freaks!
the reason uma are all so attractive is to get past this "different species" ceiling. would you rather an average human wife or a beautiful uma wife?

>>715085432

>>715086757
The same fucking parent who looks at horse baby and go "Vodka."
Don't think about it too hard.

>>715086757
horse girls probably have different cultural backgrounds like how jews or more suitably indians(not the stinky type).

its like how its perfectly fine to call a kid jamal or tyrone if you are black.

Who do I use my 3 star ticket on
>pick your favorite
I don’t have one yet

>>715086882
Then save it until you have an oshii

>>715086882
Oguri.

When is the card drop so I can start rerolling?

>>715086972
I suppose, guess I can go watch the anime and see if that helps me decide.

>>715084441
Just let me train the generic filler mob horses
They're cute

>>715086858
I can’t afford to feed an uma wife…

>>715086882
I picked Special Week because she’s the main character of the story. I regret picking Special Week.

>>715084441
Nigga wants to include N R SR SSR and UR rarities on an gacha that gives you most of the units for free

>>715086882
Save until you find your favourite.

>>715087186
work harder.

>>715087196
Nothing wrong with getting Chud Week, anon.

>>715086882
just don't pick rice shower

>>715087186
Hence winning the triple crowns and tiaras with your wife

>>715084441
>wanting bloat
You are either a retarded whale, or plain stupid.

>>715086520
>DEI mass hiring umas into your office
>once its mating season they just all actively sexually harasses all human coworkers while doing literal 0 jobs
can't blame humans for looking down

>>715086662
>Kicking fences is very dangerous for horses, many end up breaking their legs or even die
What? I thought horses were supposed to be good at kicking

>>715087196
It's okay anon... I understand if you don't want to be my trainer...

>>715087642
A boxer is good at punching but he's not gonna go around punching walls.

>check career
>mile
>medium
>medium
>long
>mile
>long
do you just level everything and pray for the best?

what's so bad about special w**k?

>>715087186
She gets the money from the races. You stay at home cooking

>>715083549 (OP)
But do they know about THIS?

To be fair, Uma's aren't some 'they're literally everywhere' species. According to Special Week, her home-town only had one Uma in it and that was her. It's entirely likely that the average human will go most of their life maybe meeting like a few hundred Uma at most ever. Rural types might NEVER meet one.

>>715087664

>>715085550
What did they mean by this?

>>715087726
Treat them like a medium racer and spam stam at the end.

>>715086882
Oguri "Cap" (as in, "Peak")

>>715087776
Holy MAMBO.

>>715087726
Just get 500 stamina by the end and have one gold recovery skill at least

>>715087898
More like Obese Cap

>>715087664
Why can’t you be more like Silence Suzuka? Now there’s a damn fine horse who’s been a joy to raise.

who's the true protagonist of uma?

>>715088060
Director

>>715088060
Oguri

>>715088060
Matikanefukukitaru

>>715088054
>what grinding event points does to a mfer

>>715088054
Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin

>>715088060
racebet cartel-kun

>>715088060
There's a reason why she's your tutorial horse

just transfer them out why you keeping a bunch of copies with bad genes in your roster?

>>715088060
Horse Racing is a young man's game. You have basically three years to leave your mark, and then you're done and it's up to the next generation. There is no true 'protagonist' in horse racing because of that. Symboli Rudolf was the protagonist of their generation. TM Opera O was the protagonist of a generation. Oguri Cap was the protagonist of a generation. Arguably, in sprinting, even Bakushin was a protagonist.

That being said, if you want the most popular Japanese horse ever? It's either Haru Urara (Who became so popular it went beyond horse racing) or Oguri Cap (brought the female gender into the sport through sheer charm appeal).

Opera made more money than both when you account for inflation, but that's only important if you're a betting man.

>>715088060
el bestia de kasamatsu

>>715088390
No but really, this is the most protagonist looking design in the entire roster. Hell she's already a protagonist in another series.

>>715088415
waiting for the breeding auction event

>>715088390
this is the correct answer

>>715088645
This isn't a real event...right?!

what happens to umas after they graduate

>>715088390
yeah that's just estelle from trails but horse

I won all my races and I only got a B???

>>715088680
it is

>>715088681
Breeding farms.

>>715088681
Successful racists continue their career for a few more years the rest either sudoku, become neets or get in the wagie cagie

Sunday Silence and Mejiro McQueen.

>>715088681
>Graduate

In season 2, we see that Symboli Rudolf was a student when Tokai Teio was a kid. She's still student council president in Teio's senior year. In season 3, we see Kitasan Black become a student. Kitasan Black was a kid when Tokai Teio was in her senior year. Rudolf is still student council president.

What I'm trying to say by all of that is simply this: None of them are ever leaving that g'damn academy.

>>715087898
THE BEAST

Soon.

>>715088735
For the ranking it's stats > gold skills > skills for your A rating distance/style >> races

>>715088735
need way more skills to increase rating. and since races give the most skill points you need to do a bunch of them outside of required races

>>715088773
how does uma breeding farms look like? Is it a volunteer thing?

>>715088773
>Umas taking the time to carefully weed out and breed for optimal offspring
>Get mopped by two no-name poorfags from the country, one of which couldn't even walk right before extensive care

>>715088681

You know how to cook roasted carrots for your uma wife right?

what's wrong with this horse

So what do you actually do in this game? Is it just watching horses races?

>>715086094
She is medium front runner, so she need either 900 stamina+Swinging Maestro or 700+2 Gold recoveries. Her schedule are packed early on so she need strong legacies to carry her.

>>715089106
Carrots are best raw.
>>715089171
It's a raising simulator.

>>715089106
No, she eats them raw, out of my hand, while I pet her.

>>715089162
she's the most horse-like umamusume

>>715089171
Football manager but its horseracing

>>715089171
Stat raiser and RNG gambling.

>>715089269
can confirm, i'm a football manager addict and i have done nothing but play fm, umamusume and masturbate in the last week

is he /in/?

>>715088735
The average Bakushins is stuck in B+ at best. Need to up her stamina and power too until at least looks somewhat more balanced. Sprinter need tons of power as much as speed in pvp.

>>715089106
Well yeah, carrots are incredibly hard to fuck up.

>>715086094
I won as pace chaser with 900 speed and 350 stamina.

When is the next event?

>>715087776
ei ei ei ei mun

do umas use artificial insemination or do they do it the old fashioned way?

>>715089787
Next week

>>715086871
Air Groove, Mejiro Ramonu, Gentildonna, Hishi Amazon, Scarlet and Verxina are SEXO
also the sunglasses on forehead horse in the bottom line

>>715089826
What am I supposed to do until then?

Just had a run end in the first year because you can't use clocks on normal races or if you place 5th when the goal is "place in top 5".

Tachyon placed 5th, she didn't get enough fans as a result and still needed 300, there was exactly 1 turn before the next race which needed those 300 fans, I do a random easy race, RNG boxes her, she loses and I can't retry the race so the whole campaign ends.
Thanks Cygames.

>>715089984
something else

>>715089984
farm every trophy/mission for kitasan

>>715089162
Hasn’t eaten a full course meal in 5 whole minutes

>>715089826
A week where I can slowly read the events instead of feeling compelled to skip through it is sorely needed.

>>715089991
thats hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24vlfQA7CcY

>>715090201
following guides is how you kill the fun and make the game a chore

>>715089991
There's a button at the top that lets you see the overall career objectives, so that's not really a jumpscare, you just had to check beforehand and get the fans.

>>715090290
for me it's less fun failing over and over and over again and hitting walls and getting stuck

So when they add new horses are they all 3 star or do they add a mix of 1 2 and 3?

I CAN'T BEAT SPECIAL RETARD IN THE EVENT AAHHHHH

>>715090371
Mostly 3, with one 2 star a year.

>>715090368
you'd benefit from some cognitive function that allows you to learn from your mistakes instead of hitting the wall again like an ornery negro

>>715089821
For real thoroughbreds in Japan artificial insemination is banned to prevent fraud and lying about pedigree, so during studding season there’s a JRA representative there to confirm it’s happened.

>Only have 2k credits because i kept doing x10 pulls
I fucked up for Kitasan Black huh?

>>715090363
Usually she gets enough fans just by getting top 3 so I never had to do an additional race at that point, or worse yet, check for "future fan requirements", only the immediate next one.
The fan requirements were always easy enough numbers that 1 single race could gain if I didn't get top 3, this time it was just pure bad luck that it happened right between 2 races and this shitty game won't let me retry normal races.

>>715090371
which horses canonically impregnated haru urara?

>>715090572
you're right, I should do what tazuna says and train more guts because it's always super clear why you don't achieve what you want in this game

>>715090382
your condor bro?

>>715090591
Imagine it being your job to watch horse girls getting fucked and bred.

>>715090371
They add lower rarities only during anniversary.

>>715084645
15 different currencies, 15 different shops, 15 different quest trackers. the only way to know what to spend your currencies on is to read about it online. half the time you spend playing you spend clicking to make all the notifications on your screen go away
100 different waifus but only a few of them have the least amount of thought put into their appearance and design (the ones that you have to roll on a slot machine)
tons of random extraneous and time-gated sub content with tie ins to popular IP
the "main gameplay" is designed with two purposes in mind: dick measurement for whoever spends the most money, and encouraging people to spend more money. if it's fun, that's entirely by accident

should i do an Agnes Tachyon career or a Matikanefukukitaru career? they're the only 1* umas i haven't tried yet

>>715090656
None.

So in three hours new banner?

>>715090869
Why not? It's free carrots if you complete it.

Do I need a different character in order to beat the legendary race?
Like if Gold Ship was the legendary race, can I use gold ship against the bot?

>>715090880
It is hard to believe a mare as popular as her stayed a virgin.

>>715091126
huh? i wanna do both eventually but i can only play one at a time

>>715091254
Her record is 0-113, losers don't get bred

is there a /v/ club

>>715091295
I see, I misread it. I recommend Tachyon then, she is funny.

>>715091372
clubs are for women

>>715090290
A ranks are also useless by themselves. Bs still beat As

>Start with Mile Races
>Slowly builds up over Medium lenghts until she reaches she reaches Long at the Kikuka Sho race
>Then immediately down to Sprint races
I guess she's meant to teach how to plan with foresight? But that 180 career turn halfway through is fucking nasty for beginners

>>715091254
The owner never paid the fees and stuff while she was at the breeding farm, and by the time they finally got everything straightened out and repossessed by the farm she was too old.

>>715090382
Just take your retard gf to the sex baths and it's ez

WHY are the optional races so fucking hard to win? I have no idea how I'm losing them and I just want the fucking carats and to complete trophies, but I'll do a G3 with 5 fucking double circles in every stat and be the favorite and get like 4th to fuckers with stats 150 lower than mine.

>>715091447
Pretty much every career mirrors the major races and victories of the real horse.

What's the difference between
>Recover endurance mid-race
and
>Reduce fatigue mid-race
?

>>715091532
bro your skills

Oh you god to be kidding me.
Is there a quick way to cripple Cafe right now?

>>715091254
And yet she did.

>>715091571
Knowing Japan, nothing. But reading it, it sounds like the first restores energy already used while the later reduces energy drain.

>>715091681
We can help you with that.

>>715091254
I mean who would want to make babies with a loser

>>715091704
you mean the real urara-the actual mare-stayed a virign? She has a fucking intact hymen even right now?

Really to umamusu's credit, it has the best GAMEPLAY of a gacha I've ever done (except for One Piece Treasure Cruise). The way it's setup around the rogue-like Career Runs gives you plenty of stuff to do, each one is pretty lengthy. The Monster Rancher mechanics are easy to grasp, and the grind to beat your previous score with the same horse or experience the new events with new horses gives you reason to keep playing naturally.

Like every Gacha it is kind of confusing at first but once you've clicked through and done a little on all the screens (There's only really the level up trainee/cards, watch cutscenes, daily non Career limited per day races, and the simple gacha pull screen) it's not hard to grasp.

I have no idea what I'm doing in the game, but I love my dumb divination gremlin wife.

>>715091619
Obviously I have skills retard.

>trainer!
never fails to make me smile

>>715091532
Skills but if she’s not a front, she may just get fuck by bracket RNG and get boxed in

>>715091874
Probably? It's not like I've checked. But she never got set up to breed with anyone, so she's never fucked.

>>715091890
Yeah it's pretty fun. I came for Gold Ship but I've been doing the dailies now.

>>715091926
*you* clearly have none and your horse has shit ones
nigger
Optional races are ALWAYS easier than the career goals

pinch her cheeks. Doesn’t matter which ones

>>715090718
>getting the loser's shoes as a trophy
Nice

>>715091447
She's haughty and biting off more than she can chew trying to ape her mother because she has to be best she should've won the genetic lottery
The switch to sprints is when she actually tries to do what she's good at instead of chasing expectations.

>>715091975
>not like ive checked
someone that lives near japan, do something

I got some questions
How are uma babies made?
What happens if an uma doesn't want to be a racist and would rather be an engineer of something?

>>715091874
Honses aren't like people. They don't date and they don't get many opportunities for romance. Even in cases where honses fell in love (Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower), the teams behind the honses still had to set things up for anything to happen. Thus why you have cases like IRL Oguri never getting to bang IRL Horlicks even though everyone on the team knew he wanted to. (Horlicks team were against it.) In the case of Haru Urara, there was never the decision for her to breed. So she didn't. And that was that. Closest things got was when they considered setting her up with Deep Impact and Stay Gold.

how long until horses are banned here

>>715092243
umas don't have brains, they are horses, they race cuz its fun

>>715092243
They can if they want to. King Halo's mother became a fashion designer (after a racing career). That being said, they all want to run. They love running. It's not a choice.

>>715092243
human x human = 1% uma chance
human x uma = always uma, maybe

They can do whatever they want

>>715092315
id give it 3 days

>>715091681
She drank 7 mugs of coffee before the race, she won't even feel you broke her legs

>>715085550
sorry, I only listen to the golshi version

https://files.catbox.moe/1wcb2c.mp4

So what happens after the 3 years in umamusume lore? Where are the pros?

>>715092564
dead

>>715083549 (OP)
>real life Doto is Opera's rival and Opera lives rent free in his head
>actually just a clumsy girl that makes Opera her idol
???

Welp. This has been my 5th C-rank uma and I'm becoming exceedingly efficient at it.

My Arima Kinen cherry remains unpopped.

>>715089498
they don't want to violencecreep Gold Ship too early

>>715092564
Pros have a very short shelf life in canon. Only 3-5 years tops. From there they have to go out and get a real job.

Are you fucking joking? Haru's Arima Kinen can just give her AIDS?

>>715092564
According to Taiki Shuttle's ending, Trainer-Kun and his honse partner will just continue doing races. She herself worries that their time together might end there and trainer is like 'nah we can just keep going lol'.

It's not quite as dire as our world.

>>715087898
oguri redneck

>>715092243
>What happens if an uma doesn't want to be a racist and would rather be an engineer of something?
Well you see, the problem is hors dumb.
But there’s no other obstacle. Light O’s mother for instance is a research scientist working on stuff involving Light.
But since they’ve inherited the souls of racehorses they all do feel compelled to try to run at least somewhat.

Formula 1 gacha game when?

dont really play gacha shit so not really sure how these events work, should I save the 1500 currency i have now for whenever the next one starts or should i get more horses or support cards? ive only won the finale twice

>>715092696
>goes to Mcdonalds
>see Chud week
wyd?

>>715092427
>human x uma = always uma, maybe
This isn’t true, several of the cast like Curren and Dober have brothers.

>>715085180
heh

>>715083549 (OP)
If she doesn't have a horse pussy, she's not interesting

>>715092243
king halo's career is all about how her bitch of a mother doesn't think king halo has what it takes to become a racist.

I don't know if the tutorial scarlet race was scripted or not but the way she stayed second the entire race and came into lead right before the finish was kino

>>715092876
Look up what maybe means

>got rice shower on global, oguri on JP
welp, goodbye global

i'm… not sure if this one is any good.

>>715092717
did you run races 3 days in a row?

>>715093092
No, if you lose a race hard enough your Uma gets aids.

wtf does this do
I just pressed buttons at random

>>715093092
No

>>715088060
TM Opera O has the most anime life so her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0
how do i build tachyon? buy all the skills and witmaxx?

>>715092243
>How are uma babies made?
human penis in uma pussy

>>715092427
Trying to apply scientific logic to how Uma are born is a fruitless endeavour, because it's literally magic. If the uma world wants you to have an uma baby, it will be zapped into you. That's that. There's no 'chance' and there's no 'new soul' being made, all Uma's are just horses getting isekai'd from varying points in both our history and our future. Trying to think about the matter beyond this is going beyond what Cygames desired.

Tachyon tries to logic shit like this and it's exactly why she's insane. As she says herself, even the physiology of how an Uma's body produces so much power despite it's frame is something science can't explain.

Any complex question you have about this franchise can be put down to 'the world willed it'.

>>715084850
>1 banner a week
how the fuck are we supposed to roll for any of these
acceleration is fine but this is breakneck

Is rice shower basically hard mode for the game?

>>715093221
oh, didn't know that was a thing

>>715083549 (OP)
Nazi game

>>715093224
uses the semen from the two girls to give a mood boost to your trainee

FUCK cyclists

>>715093374
she makes me enter hard mode

>>715092854
Soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8OIlRJweGA

>>715093412
I heard it's for inheriting skills or something like that, did I already fuck myself over?

>>715093435
>uma runs into your car
>the crumple zones can't save you as you get ran through and crushed in place
thank god for uma lanes

>>715093351
Not like the 0.05% chance increase will help f2p losers

>>715092314
>They considered having the goat horse breed with the greatest loser of all time
Damn the kid would've been something

>>715092717
This guy thought 16th place was consequence-free haha

>>715092862
:(

>>715093494
Bro you have Gs and an E you just started playing

>>715087776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGgt54SItAU

How does this make you feel?

>>715084850
Guess I finna start playing this shit as soon as september drops

Crazy how rainbow training with 3 friends during the summer trip gives you more stats than an entire 12 months worth of training.

>>715093551
>They considered having the goat horse breed with the greatest loser of all time
sorry but I'm not into horses

>>715093494
It only counts for that specific race
You're meant to progressively build better character thanks to the inheritances, then use those better umas to make even better ones and so on

>>715093224
Well you see horse racing is very much a game of eugenics and breeding irl so that carries over to Umamusume. What does that mean? Horse penis in vagina makes stronger racer

>>715093374
She's the same difficulty as any other uma
Git gud, I have more trouble with Grass Wonder

>start training Golshi
>her story starts with her stranding you in a deserted island
Okay?

>>715093703
run, they are coming

>>715093703
i dont like oguri lewds, she is a bro not a whore

>>715088856
Nah, Rudolf just failed her senior year like a dozen times.

>>715093727
So inherited skills don't stay with characters forever? That's good.

>>715088856
>>715093808
>you can enroll but you can never graduate

>>715093763
>start training anges tachyon
>her story starts with her forcing you to take part in an experiment
Okay?

>>715093449
Based. I, too, lewd my uma little sister

>>715093557
>>715093092
>>715093221
She still managed to win. Shame she has only 6 months to live

>>715093703
Very SEXY.

>>715093703
Oguri is quite literally 0% sexo. She's just a beast that eats and runs

>>715093959

>>715093435
>*drives past you*
nothin personell

>>715093790
Oguri trying her best to be sexy and just not getting it at all is a funny mental picture.

So how are dirt finals determined? All the distances are determined by how which you raced the most. Do you have to run more dirt than turf to get into the dirt finals?

>>715093374
Unironically people are just brainlets.

>>715090371
first gacha?

>Gold City not related to Gold Ship
My whole life has been a lie.

>>715094007
And shits, don't forget that part.

cum in rice shower

>>715093710
Fellow fuji enjoyer?

>>715094105
Yes.
I don’t remember if Dirt finals is mile only or can do other distances though.

>>715092862
>>715093617
help a fella out will ya

>>715094115
Yeah man there's nothing hard about training a horse who spirals into depression every 3-4 turns.

>>715083549 (OP)
Should I claim Teio or Rudolf with my ticket? I have been playing since release and still didn't use it, I got a free Maruzensky and she has been carrying me.

>>715094007
yeah what kind of weirdo would ever get turned on by oguri? not me that's for sure.

>>715092008
NTA but I always get railed in the optional races getting like 3rd at best even with optimal conditions whilst easily crushing in the main ones and I have no fucking clue how.

>>715094213
ill cum in you

why are horse names so retarded
you could name one John Horse and it wouldn't even stick out of the crowd

>>715086882
Oguri Cap is fucking op

>>715094408
dumb name -> people talk about it -> people bet on it

>>715094408
so we can get funny races like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3GKiRp333w

>>715094408
Because they have strict rules for names and don’t let you reuse them, and when a thousand plus horses are registered every year you’re going to run out of ones that aren’t stupid fast.

Have someone made a uma version of a Ferrari logo yet?

>>715094313
I picked teio and have been having a good time, but you need to be good at energy managment with her since for some fucking reason she keeps getting insomnia and low-rolling on rest days for me.

>>715094408
Horse naming convention is stud's name + mare's name

>>715094681
More like they stopped talking to Spe after all she would do is beg them for 3000 yen to gamble with…

>>715092487
When is her event race?

s-she's fast!

>>715093224
legacies increase stats, increase aptitudes, give skill hints, and more icr
they are very important

>absolute best Tachyon run yet
>1000 speed, 800 power, 800 stamina
>complete beast
>"LOL 1 star power"
Just fucking end me.

Cap... as in peak...

elden ring collab when?

>Borrow absolute unit super buff 9* stud horse for inheritance
>Run is an abject failure; tons of loses, mood down every third turn, single digit training failures
>Use modest 2* inheritance from my own squad
>Immaculate run, A rank horse

So with my random ticket and two lucky 3-stars off 20 banner pulls, I have Special Week, Rice Shower, and Oguri Cap without using my pick ticket. Who should I get with my pick ticket? A good 3-star sprinter or something because all my others are distance?
>inb4 pick wife
How am I supposed to know who is wife? I thought Special Week was kinda boring with the event story but then really liked her after her career and story, she's a sweetheart.

>>715094796
Nice S distances, but she can still go faster

GORIDO SHIPPOOOOO pushes even further ahead!
Running with all her might is GORIDO SHIPPPPOOOOO
She made it look easy! GORIDO SHIPOOOOO takes her win after an amazing race!
GORIDO SHIPOOOOO dominates the race!
Second place is OGURI CAPPPUUUUU
Third place is MEJIRO MCQUEEEENNNU

>horse has shitty horiffic run and ends up in D
>But has fantastic IVs

can someone explain this again? is it naturally increasing or you get plus points when training it?

>>715095000
Current meta pull would proably be Oguri Cup, but if you are willing to wait Sayun Sky is releasing in like two months and shes apparantly busted busted and a must have if you want to create god-tier horses.

being a trainer is suffering

>>715094885
I rank oguri as "horses that are literally me"

>>715095102
Bonus training rate, so speed is 1.1 times effective for her

>>715085550
Is that an original song or not? I swear I've heard it before but it wasn't uma related.

>>715095189
Selector Ticket won't work on Seiun Sky, the pool is fixed.

>>715095189
I said I already had Oguri anon. Would I even be able to pick Sky? Opera isn't in the voucher exchange list so I assume it will just always be the initial 3-star umas

>>715095361
God fucking dammit, time to pick my own horse instead of waiting then...

What did you guys do

>>715095240
How fat are you?

Which free 3 star should I pick? Also is there a 3 star Gold Ship?

>>715095486
weebs with no decorum are showing up unannounced to Haru and Golshi's farms and bothering the owners.

>>715095329
love you anon

>>715095650
you can level up the 1* goldship until she's 3*

>>715095650
1 and 2 star characters have to be upgraded to 3 star. Have fun pulling 10 Golshi's to get your upgrade materials :)

>>715095676
>weebs
aren't their farms deep in Japan?

>>715095650
Oguri Cap is the best 3 star gameplay wise, and there's two more Gold Ship's later on

>>715095551
Oguri looking proud of herself kills me every time

>>715095650
>Which free 3 star should I pick?

>Mati's career races change based on random chance
this damn divination-obsessed horse…

>>715095826
>playing agnes tachyon's career right now
i wanna pin her down and hatefuck her until she starts taking these races seriously

>>715095486
Sorry Anon, Haru Urara irl isn't a virgin anymore....

>>715088054
>silence suzuka
I would never say that

>>715083549 (OP)
why is this being promoted like crazy all of a sudden? out of nowhere every other ad I'm getting is just for this .

>>715095887
FASTER

when's the Nier Automata collab?

>>715095854
Yes and the game has been out in Japan for ~4 years so the hype isn't there and most Japanese people know how to behave in their own country. It's tourists that are taking buses out to the farms and showing up unannounced where they do normally allow visitors but require scheduling in small groups weeks to months in advance

>>715095486
I brought a pipe bomb to Gold Ship's farm and they were not happy

>>715095486
>US
Unless a large wave of global Uma Musume took a holiday to Japan, it's not us.

>>715094698
Yeah

>>715095650

>>715083549 (OP)
>uma
Delicia

>>715096029
We live in a FOMO culture. If something gets popular even a little bit, everyone wants to be part of it so everyone starts making articles, youtube videos, art about it, etc. which makes it further popular and increases velocity.

>>715096127
golshi was elated though

>>715094920
>>Borrow absolute unit super buff 9* stud horse for inheritance
go back to your shit discord

how do I do career with other umas, am I stuck with scarlet forever?

>only 18k carats
I'm never gonna make it. Please cygames drop another 3000 for free.

>>715083549 (OP)
I wish horses were real

>>715096327
by selecting another uma

Horsecock

>>715096327
you start another career and pick a character nigga. The girl on the homescreen (which you can change) is not the one it starts the career with.

>>715096327
just click career you retard

>*seagull noises*

>>715096319
>He didn't stalk everyone in the pvp top 100 day one
Massive trainer issue

>>>/wsg/5920008

>>715096438
>>715096464
>>715096554
I don't get it... do I delete data?

>>715096402
I really like the default idol uniform

>>715096690
you can only have 1 career going at a time so yes

no, your account is bricked, start a new one

>>715096402
That's a stallion.

>>715096690
I don't want to call you stupid, but you've made it hard not to. Finish her career then you can do a new one. Or give up on the current career then start a new one.

>>715096625
>watched this last toradora stream
>dont know any of the characters
>fast forward 6 months later
>i now know 90% of the characters

>>715096402
spechan shoulderblades...

>>715096690
Are you done with the tutorial?

>>715096402
Sex with Chud Week

>>715096214
I mean I'm getting outright ads for it , which is a bit weird because I know umamusume isn't a new game so why the push to promote it now?

>>715096690
finish her career you buffoon, wtf are you doing? keep playing

>>715096893
bro there are 3000 buttons in this game, how am I supposed to not be lost
so I can't do another until I finish one? what if I hit a progression brick wall?
>>715096959
by tutorial you mean the first race? yeah I just did it

>>715096690
Just...keep playing the game. Jesus.

>>715097046
it's a new game if you don't speak japanese
most people who don't use 4chan haven't seen the gold ship drop kick gif a million times over the last 4 years

I just rolled 2 SSR umas in a row, both rice shower.

When are new banners? I only did one pull on each so far, wondering if I should do more or wait.

>>715097175
HEELED

>>715097046
Its a new game do you not use steam?

>>715095854
Ever since the yen devalued there's tons of weebs in Japan at all times now

>>715097046
They launched globaly so now anyone who doesn't understand nipon can play and actually know wtf is happening on their screen, and these new servers don't carry data over so everyone started together on square one which increased intrest with the "new game" feel.

Is GOO 1st FOO a good ult? I feel like whenever it pops it does nothing and Bourbon just runs at the same speed she was before.

>>715097119
>what if I hit a progression brick wall
Then you die and start over with a new girl, you're playing a roguelite m8, you aren't supposed to win.

>>715096096
I am American and I do not need an appointment to see my wife

>>715085550
These kinds of uptempo songs with a lot of unison and chanting (SORE SORE SORE SORE) are unironically extremely fun to perform.

>>715097187
Whatever you do, do not roll for Kitasan

>>715097175
lucky man

>>715095959
Neither is Vodka anymore.
>"but anon, Vodka is dead"
Did I stutter?

>>715096402
>Ban porn
>While 80% of the starting roster wear this and are jiggling all over the screen
What did the yakuza mean by this?

>>715097428
I need to roll for supports anyway. Should I roll for a 0.01% 3* uma lmao

i just bricked my account by spending 12000 carats on trainees...

>>715096402
Hates women and minorities btw

>>715097583
You get ~3000 carats free per day

>>715097741
How?

>>715097741
how

>>715095486
>>715095854
>>715096096
didn't a swedish guy sneak into one of the stables and try to fuck one of the horses?

>>715095336
Gonna go out on a limb and guess you're thinking of this song which is pretty famous and has a similar sort of vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFVzZtjz3aA

This has been by FAR the most boring campaign I've completed. What a waste of legendary IRL horse on such a boring 1-dimensional joke character. I've seen anime with arrogant, narcissistic characters done well, but this isn't one of them.

>>715097867
>pic unrelated

>>715097840
Yep.

>>715097840
Yeah he streamed it to check out vargskelethor's youtube. It's a wild ride.

>>715097867
kys fag

>>715097576
Only if you hate yourself and enjoy rerolling for 4 hours to pull a 3* who gets outclassed by SRs with proper bonding. Just roll for supports, man. You can carry even meme-tier umas if your supports are cracked. Don't fall into the trap, the gacha thirst is how they get you.

>>715098080
>rerolling
This isn't getting 3k per day

>>715097428
>tfw I missed the free C tier support
That’s what I get for just starting the game yesterday.

>>715097867
>campaign is so good it has a Bard narrate the story if you're playing on shortened mode
If you actually want to experience the most boring 1-dimensional joke character campaign, play Oguri.

>Nice Nature
>El Condor Pasa
>King Halo
What's their deal? I can't clear their campaigns, let alone reach URA.

>>715097542
>What did the yakuza mean by this?
We can do it, you can't. My own art of fat Goldshi got reported by Cygames.

>>715097428
An anon has been lending me the "better than kitasan" card and I thank him for it. It is a good card indeed.

>do a shitty career for the daily mission
>get a 2* spark with <500 power (same chance as getting a 3* spark with 1000)
what the fuck man

>>715098493
are 3 stars really THAT rare?

fastest way to do dailies? hopefully 10 min max?

>get the late surger gold skill on top of beeline on gold ship the one time I don't have a late spark
NOOOOOO MY MEME SUPER HORSE

>finish Bakushin's career
>come back to this on the home screen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA

>>715098557
there are like 4 layers of RNG you need to get through in order to get a 3* spark you *want*

just get lucky bro

>>715097867
It was great

>>715098557
It's basically a gacha pull at the end of every campaign run. First the game selects one of the five stats, so 20% to get what you want, and then on top of that if the chosen stat is over 600 there's a 5% chance to get 3* (10% if it's over 1100 which right now is only meme runs)

So yeah the odds are pretty shit

>>715093703
Oi aniki, we got anotha one here

>>715098493
I got a three star with a B tier stat what are the odds of that

Anyone got a 3 star stamina I can borrow?

Am I bricked? I honestly just borrow cards from whales and I'm doing fine almost every career.

>>715094213
Calm down bourbon

>>715099058
Nice. That's a 5% chance.

>>715098283
nature kept jobbing until I got lucky with never failing training
I don't have any advice for you other than don't neglect wits
she's still first place in my heart

>>715099114
literally everybody is sleeping on teio support, all her skills on that ssr are god tier for anybody but a front runner, and even then the gold skill is worth having

El Emperador Símbolo Rodolfo finally popped my URA cherry...
Dominator is fucking useless I regret getting her potential up

>>715099058
Put this as your borrow and watch it get dozens of inspirations

>>715083549 (OP)
>players
kek

>>715099114
anyone who spends less than a few thousand dollars is "bricked" by metafag standards

>>715099114
>uncapped SW card
brother you've been playing the game more than most of us, you should know better than anyone whether you're "bricked" or not

>>715099058
post ID right now, PLEASE, make your Condor fuck my wife!

>>715099359
I have a better one that uses it + another 3 star speed as a grandad that also gives some decent skills
4 people used it in 30 hours since I guess everyone already followed whales and exclusively use their stuff

>>715096618
How do I check the leaderboard?

>>715099349
i keep seeing people with triumphant pulse, who does that come from?

my 1 star bakushin just had an almost undefeated career with only one 2nd place. completely dominated every other race. view from the front + hesitant pacers seemed to work wonders at the end of most races

>>715099584
Oguri Cap

>>715099584
Ogurin's signature

>>715098283
Neicha and King are both primarily Late runners so it can help to build power over speed. Positioning skills are also a god send. King's campaign is designed to make you barely scrape by in the first half (though the triple crown races are winnable) before she pivots to a career of Sprint and Miles.

Even at 3* El starts with hilariously low stamina and her goals are full of medium races so if you're looking to win you might need to borrow a whale Creek or use stamina inheritance or both. Problem with that is if you're training her to use in Dirt pvp then all her races will be Miles so you're sure to over train stamina

>>715099621
>>715099663
oh. well, never gonna get that, then. i just have to pray that i stop inheriting bourbon's ult on my late runners.

>>715099220
Nice Nature does things to me man...

>>715099114
>I just borrow cards
You're missing 2 important cards there, and when kitasan arrives you'll be missing 3 important cards, and later on you'll be missing 4 cards. This is your present and your future. You lost.

>>715099723
You can borrow her, in fact you should borrow whenever you're going for a full run

>>715099321
This, I tried her once and that gold skill about going fast is legit golden tier

>>715099765
>tfw blowing a bunch of carrots for a 1*
I regret nothing

>>715099674
king's final race kills me every fucking time. "oh she's realized that she's built to be a sprinter, thank god we can finally win races". she then abruptly decides to do the fucking arima kainen and i scream loud enough to wake the dead.

So, focus support cards over new umas?

>>715097867
>He couldn't handle the bants

>>715099220
Can you share her skills as well?

>>715084072
>rice shower but [a massive fucking downgrade]

>>715099571
Click the button

So are you supposed to bring spark inheritance veterans when you do a new run and hope that the new veteran ends up with spark 2 or 3 or something? I have no idea what im doing and im not giving views to any youtuber

AAAAGGGHH I NEED MORE SUPPORT CARDS
JUST 6 MORE DAYS

>>715099723
You didn't use your voucher on Oguri Cap? Yikes!

>>715099921
Only get Umas you really want. Reminder that having the Uma and experiencing their story is the main meat of the game. The cards are just for winning.

>>715100078
>ask about who i should voucher
>entire thread starts posting teio propaganda
>"Oh, you didn't get oguri cap??? that's a yikes from me famalam!"
i hate this fucking website.

>>715099921
what's the point of getting new umas if you can't even complete 4 races with them due to lack of supports?

>>715099984
disclaimer I have no idea what I'm doing

Soon.

>>715100259
>he fell for the Teiofags propaganda

>>715100312
That's not Curren though.

>>715100023
yes

got this from the mission ticket, any good?

>>715100259
>he fell for the Teio shilling
oh no no no

>>715100259
>he fell for it
LOL
Seriously lmao'ing right now, I can't believe it.

>>715100413
and mommy from the 2* ticket, nice. always appreciate trainees i don't have

>>715097428
I, your friendly neighborhood whale will be getting a mlb Kitasan that you fags can leech off of anyway

>>715093391
Translate and QRD?

>>715100278
Thanks, it's okay I want to get an idea of how you did it.
>sky-high teio step
Damn you lucky bastard

>>715100259
BWAHAHAHAHA GOT HIM

>>715099321
Speed Teio's skill hints are fantastic but she never fucking shows up to do speed training (only 20 base specialty priority, 35 fully uncapped)

Oh, I get it now, Goldship is a domestic terrorist.

>>715100259
rofl teiofags got another one

>>715100413
Aim to MLB and she's good, before that she's merely okay

I really like Teio's little dances

Am I doing good bros

>>715100259

>>715101059
That and the speed gains you get from her when she does show up are damn small.
Event speed Spe has even lower specialty priority but has enough training boost passives that when she does show up the gains are massive

teio cute and she has a good ult

I FUCKED my horse

>>715101449
Anon...you're aware Manhattan Cafe's card is good right? Levle that shit up, hell you got sweet and eishin as well at the bottom, those are god tier cards

what the fuck do umas need wit for they're literally just running forward

>>715101695
that's the problem, a race is more than just going forward

>>715101695
not true
they're also turning! and pacing themselves for up to 3000 meters!

>>715101695
Buddy nascar is five doors down

Ever since I switched to vertical mode, I can sometimes literally SEE the hills in the race track when they zoom the came from the front, there are some big fucking hills man

>>715101892
the camera from the front, there are some big fucking hills man*

>>715101695
Because they need to be smart enough to navigate and not get stuck in a pack.

>>715102070
Doing a meme run (that failed) training only wit the girl never got stuck in a pack, ever. She was side stepping and weaving like crazy.

>>715102192
Is this the power of high IQ?

I want to kill triple circle manhattan cafe
I want to behead triple circle manhattan cafe
I want to smash triple circle manhattan cafe

>do extremely well on the campaign, solid B+ in stamina, C+ in power and speed, if victory in URA Final, both power and speed would reach B rank.
>everything perfectly planned, what could go wrong?
>weather is atrocious
>lose the finals because I needed more power
GAH

reminder that Tamamo Cross has a COMICALLY SMALL PENIS

oh and also he killed another horse once or whatever.

>>715099359
>>715099547
That is because speed spark isn't as desired since you raise the stat anyways, generally the more popular ones are either stamina or power, usually stamina, so those 2 are the ones you want to get set up

>>715099058
Exactly 1% for a 3* speed.

I NEED A BETTER CLUB PLEASE RESPOND

THE LEADER OF MY CLUB HASN'T LOGGED IN IN 14 DAYS

I don’t think Oguri ever gets mentioned as the beast in her story?

>>715102943
Mine's full sorry
We shared 200 shoes last night btw

>>715102647
Shouldn't have laughed at his penis

>>715103078
nyooooo

LET ME IN

>>715103032
Manga/anime and game are different characters

>>715100259
>Fell for Teio's rape voucher
MANY such cases

>>715103167
what's even the point then

>>715103167
Will we ever get a anime card of her?

Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin

>>715100259
>*dabs*

>>715100584
Just had a dominating win with her, leading by 5 lengths from the first corner to the finish.

>>715102594
I thought rain drained staima not power?

>super creeks shitty scripted sickness event giving 5% fail to every action
>fails on a 4 friendship bonus speed training during summer
Kill this fucking horse

>>715103514
then why did I lose ;_;
I had an X on power, and a triangle on speed.

>>715103619
Bro, your Fine Motion? You did reroll for her, right? She's literally the antidote.

>>715103623
Not enough speed
Speed is king

1500 bonus carats bros, get biwa now

when we getting free carrots or free tickets or something come on

I need FREEBIES

>>715103927
No i’m saving for kitasan