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stop requesting dirt shoes

>>535487339 (OP)
>>Game News (JP)
don't care

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

Help! What cards are you all using for top gun?

I am no longer asking
post Kitasan pits

If I have to train another GS my brain will literally melt. I'm not touching this horse ever again.
Which one is better for CM, 1, 2 or 3?

Mayano LOVE!

This dude has been baiting so hard to get his horse into uma

>>535487516
i'd tell you but i don't know either
i've tried a lot of decks and i cannot get this bitch above 9500 rating, it's actually insane and i don't know what's going wrong

>>535487339 (OP)
thank you breadmaker

You HAVE mlb'd your air shakur for the cup, right?

>"you need 1200 speed/1200 power to win at miler TT"
>try to create this
>create something far worse than what i had before except it has mile S

this game sucks and i dont like it.

53656952
CM test

>Finished 100 careers mission
>Only one 3* not even 9* because I had to use my own parents that run
Am I doing something wrong? I aim for 600+ spd/stam/pow and do all the nonguts g1 races.

>>535487540
what the fuck does "the coast is clear" do anyway

>>535487539
Weird request, but ok.

>>535487540
you need at least 2 accel skills but if you had to go with one, then go with Right and pray you get an outer bracket

>>535487540
>no shooting for victory
>negative wit
all bricks
pick right and pray you hit outer posts

Uma cannot into PC.

Digitan LOVE

>>535487539
sure

Dotosex

Dirt shoe check /uma/

Suzuka love

SOUL

Why do Kitasan's pits look like they'd be slimy and sour smelling?

>>535487638
>only two of these skills are good
>both require you to take absolute shit-tier cards
disregard anything this person ever has to say.

>>535487773
>pick right and pray you hit outer posts
stop copying me fag

>8 hours later
>not a single uma to show for it
f-fun

You realize umas have superhuman strength right? They're horses just in smaller packages

even a tiny uma like top gun could toss an improvemaxxing anon across a room

>>535487824
Raping Doto's tits

>>535487974
you don't want to see spe's actual personality....

>>535487638
my MLB Shakur is actually useful??

>>535487638
no.... fuck... im bricked....

>>535487961
god, i hope so.

>>535487707
first the stat is decided randomly between the five categories, then at 600 you still only have a 6% of a 3*.

>>535487841
Had like 20 or so when I joined back at special week event.

>>535487605
has there ever been an uma put into umamusume where the horse owner was begging for it or baiting it?

>>535487707
I have 215 careers done and don't have any 3* stamina or power. Rng is just rng

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1XKhMzuEM5/
sauce for the FREAKY satono dia

>>535487841
150

Will they add a better camera later?, Or at least a racetrack map

>>535488249
how do you not have 20 dirt shoes lmfao

>>535487663
1>2>3

Post umas in heat

any of them

>>535488240
>>535487481
>>535487339 (OP)
Ned he to rim me

>>535487773
>>535487768
It's so over, I'll just leave it to Shiraoki-sama and pray.
I swear GS just refuses to trigger the last Creek event, no other horse fucked me so much like that.
>>535487708
No idea, I just had leftover points.

I am 0/2 in passing careers today after weeks without a failure. What the FUCK!?!

do the horses in new outfits like teio and mcqueen have completely different stories, only a few new events or is the career story the same?

>>535487708
Yes

>>535488240
imagine that going down your throat.

>Want to play
>It's pointless since I already used my 3 attempts to create a good horse

>>535488451
Nice Nature debuff runs?

>>535488454
>only a few new events
this

>>535488454
Do you have to post this image?

>>535488326
I only train royalty with G on d*rt.

Peasant.

80979195
Another

>>535488597
kthanks, not pulling em then

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

>shorstack club doesn't exist
I've been lied to...

>>535487841
I really should be rolling for Falco

>>535488531
>want to play
>there's a mechanic which limits how much you can play
Nice design, Cygames. Make it so people don't play your game as much. Big brain move.

Can't wait to see all the carefully built horses here to get completely fucked by RNG and whales this CM

>>535488531
people don't actually believe this, right? the difference between 18-spark and 15-spark is, at most, like 50 stats.

most desired end-products rely upon high-rolls on an aptitude hit and/or skill hints with timely racing opportunities of which a 50 stat swing won't really matter.

>>535488795
yeah it feels like reddit

>>535488597
follow up question, does rolling 1 costume for a horse make it easier to unlock other costumes for the same horse?

>>535488531
Your own parents, bwo???

>>535488249
>CP
Unfortunate.

>>535488560
Nope! First was a Fukukitaru run where she wasn't placing. Second was a Rice run where I got charming early but couldn't win races for whatever reason. I haven't changed my deck or legacy setups so I guess it is a cold RNG period at the moment.

>>535488202
King's owner kinda worked her in

>>535488960
idk

>>535488795
yeah it feels like kino

>>535488249
DO NOT ABREVIATE 'CLUB POINTS', SATAN

>>535487605
He better get some achievements then. No literal whos allowed.

>>535489014
I prefer bouncy Hayahide

>>535488795
>le menacing deranged grin closeup
omg she's so heckin quirky...

I've been tracking every single horse in the CMs posted here and if I'm defeated by one of you you're getting doxxed.
This is not a warning, but a threat.

>>535488795
i love her so much bros

>>535487605
like statistically speaking there had to be an uma turbonerd that also happened to own a horse or work with one

Fuck, it's over, no more jims...

GUO GUO GUO!!!
CYGENEROUS
YES!!!
LOGIN LOGIN LOGIN

>>535489176
post room number faggot, you won't pussy

>>535489223
you are a nigger!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't even bother finishing the last 2 NHK missions

since we were posting porn last thread

We do have a lot of anons here that are bad

But I think we as /uma/ need to come together sometimes and laugh at other Uma players

>>535488902
Who the fuck cares about blue sparks? You need good pink, green and white sparks to make a good horse

Imagine the smell

>>535487605
Luminox has never raced outside of a 6th placing in the debut so it wont happen

>>535489176
ill just change my name during actual CM

I think donating one (1) shoe is subhuman behavior and kick-worthy.

>Oguri failed a G3 because of a late start
PAY ATTENTION TO THE TRACK YOU FAT FUCK

>>535489317
MODS

>>535489393
>all dead
ew

>>535488154
>umas can push you off with just one light tap
>let themselves get dommed by you anyway
There needs to be a mesugaki uma that is clearly taunting you to rape her so she can lose willingly.

>>535489175
and you love it.

>>535489176
even my horses?

can someone shittily draw an uma over this

>>535488249
wait why is the devil actually good, medium shoes is lawful neutral?

>>535489356
wonder what godawful deck this guy's been using

0lb super creek is so FUCKING ASS

>>535489696
lb1 SC won't make you get Swinging Maestro any faster either, don't worry, bwo...

>>535489541
that's cunny-chan. she gets off on teasing the trainer, flirting intensely with just enough plausible deniability, until TOH-RAYNA KUN enrages.

80915980
Last one

>>535489360
LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK

more CM test:
97970503

>>535489223
>>535489230
WE ARE RICH

I request dirt shoes so I can hopefully force the slackers to do some runs. It may be an Urara fanlet run, but a run is a run.

are cygames jews for not allowing alts to be used with each other

>told to reroll for Creek
>wasn't told it took until 3LB for her to be usable
fuck sake

no...

>>535489918
there is no such thing as a good low merge supports

you have MLB supports or you reroll

>>535489843
Bwo...

>>535489918
i have 3LB SC. it's still painful to get to 70%. MLB or maestro bot.

>>535489954
Ketchup Step my beloved

>>535489029
King Halo is part of the golden generation though?

AGNES DESKTOPYONDA

https://youtu.be/szkpmEwlKjI

>>535489954
try harder to ketchup next time

>>535489954
>losing to fucking Ketchup Step

I'd kill myself

>>535489843
You won!

what's the general consensus on king halo? is she based or cringe?

>>535490127
Where the hell is this even

How much does getting rushed fuck your stamina?

>>535490151
cringe kino

>>535490151
she's a pompous brat that needs correction. her mother is right.

>>535490151
Cringe on the surface

>>535490071
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>535489317
>getting pushed down by urarar
she wouldnt...

>>535490127
kek

>>535487974
anon, all of them need to eat a lot, they are elite umas

>>535490151
based, also she's canonically toreina's wife and all other girls are getting sloppy seconds

So let me get this straight. I need to redo this whole parent spark grind every scenario release?

I'm so glad I only got 0LB Creek on my first 10 pull, if I ever need her I borrow the lvl 50 anyway. We should get a "did not waste carrats on Creek" party going, Imagine wasting precious carrats on a dead character like Tazuna LMAO

>>535490151
reddit halo

UWOH, and my favorite umamusume, too!

Reminder to not waste your time or money tryharding in PvP events.

Surely you're not a loser who played this game for 3+ hours every day since launch and spent 1000+ dollars all for like 2k carats

CM b/c that other guy messed up
88734472

>>535490340
The grind is eternal. You're never going to be satisfied..

>>535488008
teasing dober is always cute

Trying out Super-creek is making me wanna kill myself

>>535490196
This was all the smoke blowing to NYC during canada's gigantic fire in 2023
t. was in the city, was fucking aids

5 speed cards with high "le special priority" in my deck and my guts facility is the one with the highest level. Why is this garbage game like this?

>>535490151
Wife material

This is supposed to be comedy but I am getting a boner instead.

>>535490340
I suddenly don't feel so good about Uma Musume...

>>535490489
skill issue

>>535490127
Umamusumes, welcome to Dubai Tracen

>>535490173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJpmckvOzD8

>>535490458
why? Her career is pretty easy, her story is very romantic, and creek herself is a 10/10

>>535490340
youre gonna be updating your parents with every new OP card that comes out and depending on the CM

>>535490507
jesus christ, her head is like 20% larger.

>>535490420
how did that oguri get 3rd
>not even 1100 speed
>not even 800 stam

>>535490289
Are you sure about that?

>>535490340
>every scenario release
try every 4 weeks

>>535490173
I can't stop saving pics of Doto's nose

>>535490081
Not funny.

>>535490340
new sparks get introduced with most scenarios as I understand it, so yeah nothing is eternal

>>535489393
Need them to take turns sitting on my face

I can't reasonably get any of my umas to 1200 speed with anything more than 600 stamina. I even tried doing 20 races and I still didn't have enough skill points to buy out enough skills to make the difference either, since i always need 2 gold stamina minimum anyways. I even tried Tazuma MLB as the support and nothing has worked.

>>535490371
Yeehaw pardner

>>535490340
>need to
only if you have autism

>>535490581
Never had so many mood-downs and shit luck as I have had with her. Failed several of the 5% failure trainings due to her debuff

>>535490698
Bwo your Bakushin?

>>535490173
comfy hors

>>535490340
CM is every 3 weeks

>>535490507
Why is she always dancing? Shouldn't she be training?

>>535490654
It's definitely possible anon, at least on umas with good stamina growth rate

>>535488809
That would be nice, and bouncy.

Spebros...

cygenerous

>>535490289
she would after getting corrupted

Can I get away with having 900 or 800 stam if I have 3 gold recov skills on 3200m long?

>>535489692
>popinpaty
it's a femoid

What's your problem with Chibi Agnes Tachyon ?

>>535490698
>not doing one bakushin run a day

happy wife

CM rooms boil down to whoever's accel skills proc/don't proc

what are the ranking cutoffs for the different club tiers?

>>535490081
holyshit, actually good one

>>535491061
what are you running on air groove? i'm trying to make a debuffer out of her

>>535491079
We told you that "umamusume is wit game" and "pvp is acceleration game". Why didn't you listen?

>>535490406
>All the aces were grays
Results should be a surprise to no one

>>535490963
Can't win a race so now she competes for body count.

Get on the train, trainer!

>>535491079
now imagine all the retards here who think single goldship and 2 debuffers will save them
lol

>>535490492
everytime i see the silly phones in this world i think of this

uma musume is wit* game

*after capping speed, stamina and power

>>535491131
im just trying to get a good medium spark parent....
doing 4 spd/1 stam/1 power (yaeno borrow)

>>535491240
You talkin' 'bout me?

>>535488454
What is this human beluga whale doing here

I want to participate in a room but they fill up instantly...

the brick tears tomorrow will be delicious

>>535491235
>grass' face
This happens three seconds later.
>

>>535490621
If trainer isnt safe with urara then trainer isnt safe with any uma

>>535491428
host your own then faggotron

>>535491428
Host one

Ah yes, The, my favorite uma

>>535491235
uhm... their tails???

Is doing things like getting the Triple Crown on umas that don't require it worth it? Does it increase sparks or something?

>>535491185
why the fuck did niggers say that you needed Ryan's ultimate when all the good aces run Taiki Shuttle's instead

>>535491428
host one anon
japanese derby, 9 players, firm, great condition

>>535491267
Seriru said power cards and that stat is a meme right now. Only retarded westoids or whales shill power.

>>535491235
>>535491571
Lmao

>>535491235
Is a Dementor going to appear here?

isn't this straight up random?

>>535491608
Ryan's ult is by far the best but it's only run by degen gamblers. Taiki's is not that good but it's much more reliable

>>535491736
just get Gatekept bro

>>535491713
What am I looking at?

>>535491608
>he fell for the ryan psyop
HOLY BRICKED
why the fuck would anyone use garbage unique that requires you to be SIXTH (6th) in a NINE (9) horse race where everyone is guaranteed to bring 1 end closer and at least 1 late/end debuffer????
we have been saying that anybody without maruzensky and taiki is giga bricked

>>535491571
>draws hyper-detailed image
>doesn't include one of their most iconic features
You would expect that in some random low-quality fanart. Still a good pic tho

>>535491713
popular refers to no.X favourite which is governed by stats and skills relative to other umas in the race

>>535491185
>including the cards
Very nice. Should be the standard for CM room summaries.

Am I done?
Pls say yes

>>535491713
isn't that based on fan count?

>>535491608
get gaslight danced on

>>535491809
>double down on the degeneracy
based

any idea when we could get another uma 3* pick ticket?

why does natie of all things love rudolfs jokes so much?

>>535491608
at least for me it's way easier to find a good maru/taiki parent with med sparks to borrow than ryan, but if I had the choice then yeah I'd get it

>>535491713
Not if you train her well and do non-objective G1 races.

>>535491875
It's AI bro

>>535491881
anon.......
_______________nyes

>McQueen just gets free ~50-60 stats for getting Senior Triple Crown
Kinda unfair, why not every horse get an event like this? I'm pretty sure Special Week has nothing like this. And many others.

>>535491608
uma musume is youtuber misinfo game

>>535491608
anyone who has played through 1 ryan career and watched her races can tell you that

>>535491881
yes

>>535491880
Yeah, you should include them when you host. You ARE going to host some matches, right anon?

>>535491997
it's not

Super-Creek is Super-awful. Worst hons in the game. Rice is way fucking easier

THINGS ARE LOOKING HOPEFULL

>>535491997
Even before AI artists would do little mistakes like drawing 6 fingers.
The composition of the image is too complex for AI to not fuck up.

I'm genuinely not giving a damn about CM. Haven't made a single runner for it and just been working on getting a 9* stamina spark

>>535492053
Opera gets it as well.

>>535491880
yeah this going above and beyond, kudos to >>535491185

i've never seen a front runner win a test cm match

>>535491929
Because she is a lame dork like Kaichou.

>>535492159
hope she doesn't break her leg and gets 12th

>>535492205
>he is permabricking
brave

>>535491736
>shooting
Base duration: 2.4 s
Effect: Increase Acceleration (0.2)

>pump
Base duration: 2.4 s
Effect: Increase Acceleration (0.2)

>by far the best
kek

Flat umas have sensitive nipples

>>535492108
I join public lobbies. Never hosted or joined a room here...

>>535492256
MY WIFE IS NOT LAME!
NOR IS SHE A DORK!

>>535492319
I could tell.

who's gonna be the dominating horse in long CM
Golshi and Oguri again?

How do you get Tazuna to give you the new years buff? I got her to green but didn't get anything.

>>535492279
This is why people like you will always be retarded. You only look at the numbers and nothing else. Ryan's is good because it procs earlier. Hence, you'll be at max speed faster than everybody else. Stop being a retard and do your due diligence.

Even if you say stop it's already too late.

Anyone else practicing Carat retention until the next Kitasan Black banner?

>>535492419
golshi, narita, oguri, frontrunners with seiun ult

>>535492294
This is true because the nerves on their nipples going to their brain are shorter

>>535492278
>implying half this general hasn't already done that with kitasan rerolling/account buying

>>535491881
Show deck

She's so funny. Also I'm pretty sure she proposed to me earlier.

SILENCE SUZUKA GIVE ME LEFT HADNED WHY AM I EVEN BRINGING YOU IN FOR REEEEEEEEEE

>>535490041
Yes she is, but it was only at the behest of the owner that they decided to add her in otherwise she would've likely just been an NPC uma

>>535492053
you might lose out on a triple rainbow

>>535492440
>anon believes accels hitting earlier means they're better
>calls others retarded

>pump
phase>=2
&corner!=0

>shooting
is_finalcorner==1

kek

>>535491881
honestly thats as good as it gets, the rest is praying

62963877
CM room
will wait a while after it fills up before starting so peeps can spectate

>>535492553
In the other hand, Air Jihad would've entered the game if not for his name.

>>535492159
get bricked

>>535491471
I'm glad you understand.

>>535492639
>>anon believes accels hitting earlier means they're better
Literally yes lmao, again stop being retarded for once in your life

>>535492465
REFEREE THIS BITCH SHOULDER CHECKED ME

>>535491881
Oh anon...

>>535491881
big dick oguri right here

>>535491881
congrats bwo

>>535492731
remember me when you're not even getting to the podium at your group B finals.

kek

cm
73585877
come beat up my umas

>>535492465
The subway slammer...

>>535492294
Cafe must have the most sensitive nipples in the cast.

>>535491881
You're fucking ready bro and please post your deck.

>>535492728
what in the goddamn...

>Symboli Rudolf [ZA EMPERORS PATHU]
>With stats a solid grade higher than the rest of the competition
>Two grades higher for stamina
>Comes second in her own debut
I understand it's an RNG game and some times you just gotta rig it against the player, but come on, does it have to be so fucking immersion breaking?

>>535492120
Characters with unique heals are intrinsically easier to start the game with, since the NPCs in the career just don't have enough stamina for any map ever. If you come on board with the same stamina as them plus swinging + a unique, you're going to win the race.

In practice, characters with a final spurt unique skill get a lot more bang for their buck. A unique heal skill is usually not any stronger than a gold recovery generic. A unique speed up skill tends to be both stronger and longer the next best generics. In Body and Mind is .35 for 1.8 seconds, or .63 meters gained. Blue Rose Closer is .35 for 5 seconds, or 1.75 meters gained.

Or were you just talking about super Creek forcing - 5% training success for 6 months?

HIBIKE FANFARE

are there any must pull cards coming out within the next 4 months

>>535493115
>Or were you just talking about super Creek forcing - 5% training success for 6 months?
yes. I am just mad due to bad RNG

>>535492739
Anyone else watched the horse race today where a bump disqualified a horse/jockey?

there's nothing on the guide for this. What do I do?

I just want to lie down with my Uma and feel her breathing from those tiny lips. Have you ever kissed someone sleeping? You can taste their lungs sort of if you inhale their exhale, you can do a lot of things while they're sleeping.

Kawikami Princess deserves more attention and art

>>535486250
the truest love

>>535492465
umas can control their strength, they would always kill their partners on bed otherwise

>>535493316
uh bro?

Why is King Halo's mom such a bitch?

>>535492553
And it worked, King seems quite popular

my wife...

Honestly I don't care about the cm cup. I just want to have SEX with horses.

>>535492535
>Opera is your mother, father, wife, husband, and pooch at the same time.
With this much incest, she's truly royalty

Any reason Doto was hanging out with Fukukitaru in S2... before hanging out with Opera O proper in RTTT?
But in the other hand Rice Shower had a lot of scenes with Haru Urara rather than Mihono Bourbon like S2/S3.

>>535493457
asian mom

>>535493316
I hope you received proper consent before doing anything to someone asleep

>>535493360
cute! CUTE!

>>535492294
This and you can feel her petite frame and heartbeat at the same time. Win-win.

>>535492535
I got her today on my daily cheap pull. Didn't think much of her before but after doing her career she kinda grew on me.

>>535492875
she's too powerful...

>>535493264
no new cards, but it depends. you would want the silence suzuka card if you want to roll on Seiun sky and Bakushin card if you want to dominate sprints.

>>535493673
I keep seeing a Gold Ship with December Domination, is that a common title or is it the same one in every room?

fun fact: Mcqueen is one of the horniest tracen students

>>535493745
Same guy.

Finally have B+ umas

>>535493745
i've seen that player in a lot of rooms but i don't kow if he runs the same gold ship

>>535493812
brat

I don't think my three horses will win tomorrow... Being f2p is hard, bros...

>>535493491
based, I only care about their feelings

>>535493851
It's the same guy with the same exact Gold ship because of the stat numbers

>>535493810
>>535493851
genuine Umabomber

>>535493812
built for bratty punishment

Who could it be, Stay Gold?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PigReksuXVs

Got this randomly, thoughts?

>>535489409
>>535491881
>>535493673
>all the /uma/ horses are min-maxed monsters by this point
>1200 speed, 800+ stam, S distance, Red Shift etc
I'm not gonna make it...

best uma coming through!

>>535494054
me on the left

>>535494054
Just pray you don't queue into someone from here in finals.

>all that matters is stam and acceleration
THERE IS LIKE 0 ACCELERATION SKILLS

WHAT IS VELOCITY EVEN FOR?

>>535494051
why is she black

Is specialty priority a percentage, or something else? I'm trying to make an uma for CM and multiple runs in a row I've had barely anyone show up to speed training
I'm picking MLB cards with >40 priority, wtf am I doing wrong?

>>535494038
Nishino Flower

>>535494108
...are you gonna post her?

>>535494051
This is uma musume not saru musume

This uma is sleeping...

>>535493939
degenerate

>a gold finally turns rainbow in Creek's banner
>it's Falcon
Y-Yay... a card that is outclassed by all the SRs until you MLB it... Just what I wanted...

>>535494141
try getting luckier?

>>535493491
Holy based

>>535494141
It boosts the 1/6 chance of the uma appearing on that spot by that percentage, so 40 specialty would be +40% of 1/6

>>535494241
UMASUMI

>>535494128
your speed in the last spurt

>>535494141
I think someone crunched the numbers and even at MLB with ~100 spec prio Kitasan only has a ~30% chance to show up on speed on any given turn

come fight my bad honses 54552987

>>535494108
Look at those soulless, empty eyes... Scary!

>>535494276
Well?

>>535493583
I don't think someone that uploads a digital pic has the right to write that

Another day, another set of 1-2 wit, turf sparks!

>>535492053
Curren chan has one (3 optional races and you sacrifice one turn of summer)
Teio has one and it's two optional races (Osaka hai and Takarazuka on 3rd year)

>>535493491
nice art but that tail looks a bit too high ;_;

>>535494427
That's what social media does to a horse

are you more likely to get spring runner from races if you run races in spring?

Are these tickets in the cleat shop ever updated? Or are they always stuck on the release pool?

>>535493442
Dork

>>535494427
>t. m opera

>>535494379
this is the one with the white cap right? I didn't know she was a for (you) uma

>>535494591
Yes, also Tenno Sho Spring's white spark has Spring Runner

>>535494241
WRONG
THIS UMA IS DEAD

>>535494108
where? is she behind Curren Chan?

>>535494591
only races in spring have a random chance of giving it, you're not going to get spring runner from arima kinen

>>535494384
>>535494359
>>535494621
oh god damn it

>>535494596
always make debut

>>535493659
Yeah, I didn't think the monarchist chuunibyou horsegirl would be that much fun.
And even tho Rudolf is still my favorite I actually preferred Opera's career story

>>535494051
The normalfag powerlevel is out of the charts.

Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet approach you in a bar and say they "like your vibe" while they hold hands, how would you respond?

Finally done, I thought it would take me until the last day to get the golshi missions done but it was surprisingly fast.

>>535494759
>>535494685
WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS EARLIER
WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT RUNNING EVERY SINGLE SPRING RACES EVERY CAREER

>>535487339 (OP)
Is Satono Diamond a good girl who you can trust?

>>535494886
>WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT RUNNING EVERY SINGLE SPRING RACES EVERY CAREER
because it's an RNG nightmare? If you want to do that, then just run Tenno Sho Spring

do i have to preset my current Medium pvp team as my CM team for tomorrow? or will it ask me for three horses during the event tomorrow?

>>535494054
chill bro, here's mine

>>535493579
Asian Mom would be happy when her daughter gets an A though.

>>535494904
yes

>>535494436
I think you are wrong

>>535494108
Reminder

Are there any canon lesbian couples besides daiwa and vodka?

>>535492535
>>535493659
>>535494801
*makes you fall in love with her*

El Condor Pasa found dead in New Mexico

>>535495021
mcfatty and glue

>>535494673
all three of the V Sisters are very (You)sexual
season 3 was a fucking mistake

CM test I guess...it's over edition
67721299

>>535495043
*makes you shut your dirty mouth*

>>535494054
keep in mind that steam has 37k players and mobile has a lot more

>Horses can't vomit so if they eat bad food they just fucking die
Bro can horses do anything right?

>>535494862
Mention their recent race where they both participated, and while they bicker, I'll quickly make for an escape.

>>535494532
I want to show Gold Ship Gold Ship dancing

>350 career runs
>all I have is 3spd3mile and a 3pow2turf
there's no progress, there's no goal reached

>>535495008
Isn't this brainfuck?

>>535495148
You
WILL
Be
RAPED

ITS FUCKING TIME
MY WIFE
ME
LETS DO THIS

>>535494054
classic selection bias

>>535494468
What do you get for doing them with Curren? I swear I did them and got nothing

>>535495183
Horses evolved for vast grassy fields, they wouldn't find human food in the first place.

>>535495259
cool pic

>>535494993
do they like it when you pull their tails while in act?

don't smartphones already exist in the umaverse? why do the big landline phones still exist

>>535495250
time you enjoyed spending is never wasted

>>535495258
yes

>>535494993
only if you let it happen and don't resist

>>535495142
darn i was late. i wanted to see how badly i would do

>>535495259
>AI art

>hundreds of runs with umas who have extremely high affinity with lots of other trainees
>1* sparks
>utter trash B+ run with no good skill hints, on an uma with no affinity, dirt races
>pic
I'm tired. Legit I've gone beyond feeling angry with the game to the point where I just feel completely tired and my soul drained. I can't anymore.

>>535495263
Hopeless...

>>535495263
NOOO

hello? police? yes, i'd like to report a robbery.
the perp is the one with pink hair, she's running arround with both her arms up.

>>535495490
the game knows....

>>535495116
meh, if anything the game is a reality check for anyone expecting something after watching s3 maybe even s2 too

>>535495478
>wrong
>retarded

>>535495374
In CinGray you can see Joe watching in a CRT TV with a big tube and smartphones at the same time.
I guess such scene could've happened in the late 2000s or something, but it's certainly peculiar.

>>535493103
RNG is cold today

>>535495263
You have to put her down now

>>535495374
Don't worry about it, kitten

>>535494379
>Tries to hide under her cap, realizes she doesn't have it then runs away
very cute and rapeable

>>535495478
keep bitching about AI and I'll BLACKED RAW your fucking favorite UMA
idgaf about the yakuza, faggot

NTR coded Umas?
Aside from NTR

>>535495116
Season 3 was pretty weak overall as far as plot and story goes but I did love the scenes with cheval, definitely aiming to get all the three sisters once they arrive (also kitasan and dia-chan)

>>535495142
went about as bad as I expected...

>>535494379
i thought she was a fag for Kitasan

>>535495283
Energy +25
Mood +1
Speed +15
Power +15
Sprinting Gear hint +2

Note that the stats gained are affected by your race bonus, so you should get ~20.
Also said event is only senior year (when Akikawa tells you about it), if you do them classic year you get nothing.

>>535495560
cant see shit with portrait camera

Bros! I made a Golshi, a Rudolf (with dominator) AND a Mean Nature!!! :))) I'm feeling kinda happy right now! :D

>>535495573
Heads up if I'm ever visiting Japan I'm planning arson and premeditated mass murder.

can someone give me a guide on how to make good parents...

I don't know about you guys, but to me B+ umas are good and A umas are fantastic

>>535495793
>1 end ace and 2 debuffers
anon, i...

>>535495793
:)

>>535495807
lots of umapyoi

yurifaggotry aside, the anime really pushed this pair

who the fuck do i put on my mile team in pvp

>>535495857
I tried my best. I had to run FIVE speed cards to max her. I'm f2p... :(

86480294
CM test, get in here

>>535495807
If there was a guide on how to make good parents then there would be less problems in the world

>>535495374
it's japan

>>535494121
I want to have sex with you

>>535496005
>339 guts
>354 wit
>one gold recovery
... anon...................

>>535489954
a more powerful version of the teio step...

>>535495969
Assuming you don't have any mile 3*, Vodka, Daiwa Scarlett and Grass Wonder

>>535495807
>600 in the three core stats
>race every g1 you can
>buy good skills that you'd want to inherit
wow was that so hard

>>535495765
I thought you were straight

>>535494993
humping Daiya-chan's butt
>>535495448
goo-gooing like a baby for Daiya-mama

>>535496064
>t. urara

Fuck CM
Come join BakushinBowl
Sprinters Stakes Fall Sunny Firm Great mood
One Bakushin per person
Room Code: 21440839

>>535496247
should i do it with special week...

>Symboli rudolf's first real race is at C aptitude
What is this shit? She still brute forced a win but I thought she was a fucking long runner.

>>535495807
1. Don't inbreed to much
2. Make sure the pink sparks match up, for example if you use parents that have a mix of mile, long, sprint, end, and late, then your horse could spark any of those
So if you're trying to make an end golshi for medium, you'd want parents with end, medium, and turf sparks
3. You want to get as close to 9* blue sparks as possible for both parents you're using. This will get easier once you get your own umas with 3* sparks
4. Pay attention to white sparks and unique skills too. Look up the best uniques and which ones would work for the horse you're making

>>535493812
Vegetable Time.

>>535496138
It was the best I could do... I'm starting to feel bad now... :(

>>535492553
>otherwise she would've likely just been an NPC uma
What a horrific timeline that would be.

>>535496143
...I suddenly just realized I've never rolled grass wonder, I genuinely thought she was a 3 star.

What the fuck????

>>535495807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoGzxvdd5g0

Mcqueen anal

https://files.catbox.moe/pxjc4i.png

>>535496373
>no jap accent
trash

i entered quite a few lobbies, tried different comps, this was the only hornse to win any lobbies with actually good other honrnse in it
i think i am doomed

>>535496339
don't worry your tiny little head about it

>>535496383
Anal is fucking ass

>>535493753
Lies and slander

>>535496310
for absolute optimization do it with a horse who has a good unique. just depends on who the parent is for, if it's generic then choose a generically good unique. or just do it with a horse you like cutie

>Everyone has Redshift
>The only way that I found to reliable get medium S was with Oguri 9* medium that I found

>>535493753
wrong, that would be me

almonds: activated

>>535496383
Vaginas are disgusting.

>>535496426
>the only unit that won against good horses was the one with skills that enable it to win
shame about burning all that SP on outer post and focus doe.

is your tachycon going to die to -12% hp? maybe. they still have to hit.

>>535496309
Come on bros

That'll have to do

Is there a fucking horse in this game/anime without a tragic ending ?

>>535496713
anon what the FUCK are these inheritance skills

>>535496713
very nice tachy!

When is Tamamo Cross released?

Holy shit

>>535495947
Their bond is way more natural than Special Week and Silence Suzuka, whereas S1 has Special Week focusing in Suzuka in an idol way, S2 has more of a back and forth between Teio and McQueen, that's yet another positive for the season.

>>535496713
thanks for making me laugh anon

>>535496383
I remember this guy's silence suzuka art

>>535496727
Holy fuck it's Matikanetannhauser

>>535496734
Goldshi

>>535496664
I like vaginas, one of the reasons I like anal it is because I can look at the pussy.

>>535496734
Urara

>>535496664
banning your jeet ass from the planet

>>535496809
Post a room code

>>535496713
>anchors
Base duration: 3.6 s
Effect: Increase Target Speed (0.05)

>will
Conditions:
is_finalcorner==1
&corner==0
&change_order_onetime<0
&order>=4
>on a pace

anon...

>>535496309
I wonder if trainer will ever come clean about never training her for long races...

>>535496778
cute!!!

I know this is a stupid question, but the wording on Ryan’s unique is throwing me off, can I pass it down to front runners? Cause I can’t tell “moving up” means approaching a corner, or moving up in the race like a late surger or something

shadman should make uma art

Do you really need 1 debuffer if you can make 3 aces with enough stamina to survive debuffs?

>>535496713
>end skill for pace
>late skill for pace
>straightaway acceleration
>dominator for an ace

>>535496861
Jeets are conformist, so they're all straight

>>535496309
>>535496692
>3/16
Not very Bakushin of you /uma/

>>535496005
how much does tokyo race course + give stamina wise?

>>535496884
not pace, sadly none of enshin's flashes skills proc'd with hints

>>535496005
run her LATE and it will be fine

>>535496928
check gametora for exact skill conditions
ryan's unique requires you to be around 6th position

>>535496687
they were the only things left unfortunately

>>535496937
i dont know

>>535496307
Heh

>>535496713
>no Maruzen or Taiki skill

I JUST WANT ANOTHER 3* SPARK

MY FIRST AND ONLY ONE WAS A MONTH AGO

>>535497057
Thanks for the heads up anon

>>535496615
Just have Maruzensky bro.

>>535495374
It's Japan. They still have Fax Managers there in 2025.

>>535495183
>Horses can't do lateral movements (side to side)
>Horses have strong bodies but their bodies are so strong and heavy that they can kill themselves on inertia alone
>Horses can be killed during the mating process due to a mare kicking the stallion or the stallion being too excited and falling over
>Horses require human input to move in a controlled way unlike dogs
>Horses legs are it's weak point considering how small they are
>The horse's neck is the 2nd greatest weak point and can get broken easily
>Horses can be led off of cliffs or into walls and die
>Horses can get stuck and never get free
>Horses have limited fighting ability, unlike bovines, and depend on speed to survive
>Horses can be tamed fairly easy, by simply staying on their backs
>Horses can be chased down to exhaustion to be hunted despite being very fast. They are not good at endurance
>Horses have a hierarchy similar to lions in that 1 stallion is in charge of a harem of mares and young colts/old stallions are chased out by more dominant horses
Horses are fast glass canons.

>>535496339
YOU WILL WIN

>>535496734
>Horses pumped full of drugs
>Inbred
>Have twig legs and forced to run full speed with 100+ extra lbs on them
>Training on top of all that
Only horses that are fine are the ones that weren't pushed very hard so they most likely didn't make a big enough splash to be put into the game.

>>535497213
Rudolf jerking you off with little Rudolf

4LB King Halo or 3LB Eishin Flash?

whew. best recreation I've had in a while

>>535497021
I always do. :)
The late surger corners was something I had to pivot to because the third kita event didn't proc during the last 8 months.
>>535497213
:D
I think my golshi can win.

>>535495374
I really don't think it's that deep. In Cinderella Gray you clearly see umas going around with smartphones while they still use those rotary phones and also there's a clear frame of them showing it's 1989, so I really don't think it matters at all. It is some alternate universe bullshit for horses in the end so.

I realized you never see them holding a smartphone in a call because it would look really weird. And you get the chance to make the funny long phone gag

what's the next really good ssr card that's not in global yet?

Rudolf and the inspo just misses
Legacies has Medium and Pace chaser
>Two Front upgrades
>Front S
Where did I go wrong? That wasn't even highlighted when I started the career.

>>535497187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHfqtaa0VI8
This video got recommended to me.

>>535496928
Description (in-game): Increase acceleration in an attempt to move up on a corner late-race.
Description (detailed): Increase acceleration as you attempt to overtake on a corner in the late-race or beyond
Characters:
Mejiro Ryan
Rarity: Upgraded unique
Other versions:
When inherited
Activation: Guaranteed
Conditions:
phase>=2
&corner!=0
&order_rate>=65 (CM >= 6 | LoH >= 8)
&order_rate<=70 (CM <= 6 | LoH <= 8)
Show conditions in the viewer
Base duration: 4 s
Effect: Increase Acceleration (0.4)

pump REQUIRES you to be in exactly 6th place on a corner in the late-game. maybe there are longs that have two corners late-game but pump is typically going to run a check on the final corner. if your style has no feasible way to get into 6th position during the final corner then this skill is useless. even if your style has a shot at it, the composition of the race (how many lates and ends are there?) and/or the quality of of the lates/ends will impact your ability to be in 6th or worse as the final corner hits.

pump is a meme and a purely tertiary option. it's red shift and shooting.

>>535496309
oh shit, the /uma/ classic
been a while since the last one, hell yeah
JOIN JOIN JOIN

So people use Nice Nature in every CM?

How emo is Ayabe's career?

>>535497381
They use the speaker phone option

>>535496309
>>535496692
>>535497002
7/16

>>535497285
Halo

>>535497502
just early on in the game for mid and long races because its hard to hit stamina thresholds for non-whales atm. debuffs become redundant later

>>535497502
I think the general consensus is that if you can make three aces in three different positions, each with a realistically high chance of winning in a final lobby, you should run those three aces
if not then run nice nature

>>535497002
what started the milf bakushin trend

>do Teio career
>get onsen ticket
Locking in

UGH...

>>535497502
for a couple first ones for sure, then there's some kinda debuff rework shit

Does taking lucky 7 increase the chance of being placed in 7?

>>535497490
a group of Bakushins is called a bakushin

8/16 JOIN THE BAKUSHIN BOWL

>>535497436
Naisu neicha

>>535497352
nevermind, 3 mood downs and migraine debuff immediately after

>>535491079
That + positioning in general. I have a Taishin who shoots up like a rocket if she's allowed to but in the goldship/late surger heavy lobbies she gets cockblocked so often

>>535497631
is a late surger ace even viable? rudolph maybe?

>>535497613
Do necessary stamina values for tracks ever change? Because with power-creeped scenarios it kinda seems like even Sprinters could do Medium/Long races because of naturally higher values.

>>535496309
BAKUSHINSHIN

>>535497663
What are they gonna do? Expel the tall umas?

>>535497436
STOP DANCING WOMAN

which pink sparks are better? distance or race strategy ?

if you don't join bakushin bowl you are soulless

>>535497673
it increases the chance of gambling

>>535497729
nah, try again after CM autism

The fuck, since when did I get Hot springs with Bakushin?

>>535497697
population control of Bakushins on the back of a Toyota Hilux

>>535496309
my pace bakushit's time to shine.

>>535497769
I've been trying to make a good late surger ace but it feels so much more RNG than end closers for some reason

>>535497790
distance>turf>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>style

>>535497641
the people want a bakushin wife

DACCHIS, PLACE YOUR BETS

>>535497769
late surger aces are playable if you have eishin flash since she has both corners and straightaways hints, tamamo cross also gives good hints, I'm personally winning some public CMs with late surger grass wonder
I'm not running her because she's particularly good though, I'm only running her because I like her

>more monie

Is this faggot company ever gonna send support points at least

>>535497002
>>535497641
how can she still bakushin with those

my bakushit sucks!

>>535498080
number 12

>Debuffer Bakushins
WHAT THE HELL ANONS

>>535497641
quick squirt Bakushin....

I'm Bakushiending it

>>535498080
>the anons that slotted in their debuff bakushit
kek

>>535498080
>All the ones with default outfits
Tragic, hope their torenas can recover

>>535495263
Why is she running with a handbag? Poor form

who are the smallest umas

Which umas have weird pupils?

>>535498080
im not in this race but kinda feelin 6

Taiki is looking fantastic as always

>>535496320
>1. Don't inbreed to much
Why not?

>>535498080
BAKUSHIN