>/uma/ has been claiming for days that big nig suckzuka is a gaslight
>sloptuber says that big nig suckzuka has been perma-blocking 90% of lobbies and that fronts are dead
who do i trust?

Is Mambo saved now? All their leeches started playing. What's the next club drama I can participate in

Did the whale troon that made a bunch of CM lobbies win

ATTENTION /uma/:

It is by royal decree that ALL /uma/-trained hors are MANDATED to learn the Sympathy green-skill from hence forth. The Sympathy green-skill is graciously provided by Riko Kashimoto and provides not only your hors with +40 speed but mine as well. /uma/ shall compete on an even playing ground whilst our competition eat our proverbial dust.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>/uma/ can't handle two mechanics at once
>friendship gauge into big shiny rainbows was their limit
grim.

reminder to the oinkers: you better finish out that MLB SSR Riko and post your friend-code in this thread in a timely fashion. i don't want to be waiting around to start my runs.

>there are anons in this thread that are going to blow their load on riko/rice
>some are even going to burn their spark on rice
don't let it be you.

So post buff tachyon ult gives accel AND heals?
idk how this works

>cygaymes realizes they can't make money with a solved meta
>fuck it up for kicks

i'm going in.

do not queue into me.

>>545132519
Did the Danchou stop leeching yet?

Why do you have 2 active threads, CZNfags?

>>542960382
>after racing around with Golshi and other meta whoreses I'll settle down with my oshi
hmmm nyo it doesn't work like that. Oshis don't like man slut trainers

>>542271798
we require ONE (1) degenerate to request dirty shoes, spam "Morning!", and just do their runs. no mandated quota, just don't be a leech and/or a flatliner.

Damn longass post to deflect in favor of the whales? It's ok dude. You can spend your money however you want. It's yours anyway. No need to trying and defend whaling. Just don't lie. Like everyone is "lucky" and be getting banner characters out of there banner, and is "lucky" to get exactly the cards they want to max them all out. Riiiight. This game doesn't even give nearly enough currency to pull on characters and get cards without uncapping, let alone getting brand new characters and have fully uncapped SR and SSR cards. Right luck. Smh.

Post a picture of your ID card

Just found out that there's a secret Danchou only Discord where /uma/ Danchous collude with each other and sell their club members to other clubs for carats.

Why China always choke in Final?

I hate that CM round last for 2 days isn't 4 chances to get 3 wins enough? Do we really need to waste a 2nd day for some shitter to get an undeserved lucky win?

So, is the allegation about Vikchun's fake legend true?

i have run my three aces through many CM rooms and the only conclusion that i can come to is that gemini cup is literal RNG and nothing you do can influence the outcome.

>>536995702
I'm just sending threats to Cygames HQ.

Is this place whales only? Or are you just larping? How did all of you make it to the finals

>>535868646
>My favorite Umas? Gold Ship, Nice Nature, and Grass Wonder.

stop requesting dirt shoes

Are you happy in your club?

>FRAUDship
>FRAUD Shower
>FRAUD Week
>Oguri Cap (which means FRAUD)
>FRAUD Shuttle
>MaFRAUDnsky
>Silence FRAUDka
>FRAUDeio
>Mihono FRAUD
>Biwa HayaFRAUD
>Symboli FRAUD
>FRAUDro McFRAUD
>TM FRAUD O
>FRAUDka
>FRAUDwa Scarlet
>FRAUD Wonder
>El FRAUD Pasa
>FRAUD Groove
>Mayano Top FRAUD
>FRAUDro FRAUDyan
>Super FRAUD
>Winning FRAUD
>SakuFRAUD FRAUDshin O
>Haru UraFRAUD
>MatikaneFRAUDaru
>Nice FRAUD
>King FRAUD
>Agnes FRAUDchyon
>Agnes DigiGOAT

>>534848941
for you? never
for me? every time

>>717822740
>FRAUDship
>FRAUD Shower
>FRAUD Week
>Oguri Cap (which means FRAUD)
>FRAUD Shuttle
>MaFRAUDnsky
>Silence FRAUDka
>FRAUDeio
>Mihono FRAUD
>Biwa HayaFRAUD
>Symboli FRAUD
>FRAUDro McFRAUD
>TM FRAUD O
>FRAUDka
>FRAUDwa Scarlet
>FRAUD Wonder
>El FRAUD Pasa
>FRAUD Groove
>Mayano Top FRAUD
>FRAUDro FRAUDyan
>Super FRAUD
>Winning FRAUD
>SakuFRAUD FRAUDshin O
>Haru UraFRAUD
>MatikaneFRAUDaru
>Nice FRAUD
>King FRAUD
>Agnes FRAUDchyon
>Agnes DigiGOAT

My Dad had a rough childhood but became quite a successful man. He wanted me to be like him, but just by the notion of me being born into the wealth he built, it was already hardly possible for me to match him. I also grew up comparatively socially isolated, which gave me a different set of problems than him. So all the things I achieved never seemed to please him, and I grew up constantly being called a success, but looked down at as a disappointment.

This caused me to apply this mental image to everyone I meet in life - I meet a new person and put on a mask while spending minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, sometimes even years to gain their approval. And then once I'm done, or if I fail and decide to give up, I leave by distancing myself and doing my best to never interact with this person again.

I don't like meeting my friends, I don't like doing things with my family, I don't like meeting the same people repeatedly. I've spent so much time being inauthentic to satisfy people that I don't even know who I am or what my beliefs are. I feel like an empty shell, always.

Thanks for listening, I'm going to sleep.

>anons claim that the "best foot forward" event has a 500-power check
>388 power gold shit is looking at a free BOFA right now
so what is it

>>534323209
I wish Agnes was a leader for Portal.

>>534001786
>REDDITchyon
>REDDITship
>REDDIT Shower
>REDDIT Week
>REDDIT Cap
>REDDIT Shuttle
>MaREDDITnsky
>Silence REDDITka
>REDDITeio
>Mihono REDDIT
>Biwa HayaREDDIT
>Symboli REDDIT
>REDDITro McREDDIT
>TM REDDIT O
>Vodka
>REDDITwa Scarlet
>REDDIT Wonder
>El REDDIT Pasa
>REDDIT Groove
>Mayano Top REDDIT
>REDDITro Ryan
>Super REDDIT
>Winning REDDIT
>SakuREDDIT REDDITshin O
>Haru UraREDDIT
>MatikaneREDDITaru
>REDDIT Nature
>REDDIT Halo
>Curren REDDIT
>NaREDDITa Taishin

>>716395894
That's Tachyon for you, nigga

So my parents were away on holiday for a week without me, which they generally don't do because they're pretty emotionally tied to me. They came back yesterday and this morning my Dad apparently was looking for his running shoes and passed by my room and saw my blanket was down. So he came in and loomed over me to tuck me back in, but I kinda half woke up, saw a silhouette over me, and screamed "UUAAUUGEUGHH" like an autist while reaching out at his throat. I heard something about "...it's me, it's me!?" and then actually fully woke up. I tried laughing it off but I feel like a retard because now my Dad seems to think I must've been scared or whatever while he was gone (I'm an adult </3) and blames himself for leaving without me. What do.

Dr. Pavel, I'm UMA.

>>716051790
Soulless, at least draw it

>>531952456
no one would dare.

>>531873930
lol u gay

>>531853569
Just play 100 career runs and level them up for free.

>>937305177
I even tried the audiobook

Its worse

Why did they make Agnes Tachyon a 1 star while making Silence "I can't breed" Suzuka a 3 star uma?

>limbus company peaks at 113k mere hours after uma's kitasan peak
uh, umabros? our response? they're just some small korean company and limbus released years ago.

>>715565447
Movie, amazing potential, gangster

*AHEM*

Symboli Rudolf is a STALLION.

Mejiro Ryan is a DONKEY.

that is all.

>>531268916
>/uma/ thread
>HAHA OGURI FAT
>HAHA TAMAMO INCEL
>HAHA GOLSHIP *HOLS UP SPORK* TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM!!!1!
>HAHA BOND (played by Pierce Brosnan) BURGER MCQUEEN
>HAHA TIME FOR THE FIFTH ROUND OF TACHYON'S UNIT 731 AGAIN GUINEA PIG
>HAHA TOP CUN CORRECTION
>HAHA MORE LIKE SPECIAL NEEDS
>HAHA MAITINGFUCKUTARU SCREAMING
>HAHA TAIKI JIGGLE
>HAHA FUCK RICE SHOWER I HATE HER
>HAHA LITERALLY WHO IS THIS MASKLESS EL CONDOR
>HAHA SCARLET COW
>HAHA BIWA BIG HEAD
>HAHARURARA
>HAHA BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN XDDDD ON THE JUKEBOX EVERY SINGLE HOUR MANG
>HAHA TEIO COFFEE
>HAHA MARVELOUS OPPAI
>HAHA DOBER SEX
>HAHA GOO GOO IN CREEK FOR BABIES
>HAHA MAMBO
>HAHA TAZUNA AND AKIKAWA ARE

>He doesn't subscribe to the notion that RL honses ACTUALLY reincarnate to a world where they're cute trainee's in a fun academy.

Ha, you fools. Join me in delusion and your sorrows shall be felled.

>HAHA OGURI FAT
>HAHA TAMAMO INCEL
>HAHA GOLSHIP *HOLS UP SPORK* TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM!!!1!
>HAHA BOND (played by Pierce Brosnan) BURGER MCQUEEN
>HAHA TIME FOR THE FIFTH ROUND OF TACHYON'S UNIT 731 AGAIN GUINEA PIG
>HAHA TOP CUN CORRECTION
>HAHA MORE LIKE SPECIAL NEEDS
>HAHA MAITINGFUCKUTARU SCREAMING
>HAHA TAIKI JIGGLE
>HAHA FUCK RICE SHOWER I HATE HER
>HAHA LITERALLY WHO IS THIS MASKLESS EL CONDOR
>HAHA SCARLET COW
>HAHA BIWA BIG HEAD
>HAHARURARA
>HAHA BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN XDDDD ON THE JUKEBOX EVERY SINGLE HOUR MANG
>HAHA TEIO COFFEE
>HAHA MARVELOUS OPPAI
>HAHA DOBER SEX
>HAHA TAZUNA AND AKIKAWA ARE