Thread 534419151

There's no paths before him. Only on his wake.
RIP Grass Wonder.

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>>534419151 (OP)
>fap to her yesterday night
>og dies soon after
Trainers, it might be my fault...

No Reason

>>534421083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkKxxwBQrDE

>>534419151 (OP)
No...Grass Wonder passed away? May his weeaboo soul rest in peace...

>>534425927
https://www.gosugamers.net/entertainment/news/76649-grass-wonder-the-japanese-racehorse-that-inspired-the-umamusume-character-has-passed-away

LETS FUCKING GOOLLLLSHIIII

>>534421105
I am all ears, Rice Shower.

>>534421105
I HATE YOU

So if I got all the monie in the gold ship event I should go back to URA???

You guys get anything good from the free pull?

How are ties revolved when determining the length of URA finals? For example, if I were to run one extra long on Golshi (whose normal goals include 5 mediums and 4 longs), would I always get a medium, always a long, randomly one of either, or one or the other depending on some more complicated (but non-random) condition?

>>534432009
Just run one more or more less nigger why make things more difficult?

the new zealand trophy looks phallic

>>534432201
You are silly.

>steam client updated sometime between late last night and this morning
Is something else happening today?

Can't believe golshi is giving us 1.2 mil can she do that

>>534419151 (OP)
At least he got to see his great grandson win his debut just days ago

>>534432545
Smart Falcon and SC banner

>>534432649
Golshi is rich

>>534428620
>no notable speed support
those are staple in any decks, a Creek won't compensate for that
also why do you care about getting "good" umas if you just want to do careers? just reroll for full support, trash uma are just as fun in career.

mini cactus

>>534421105
I'm going to suck on your toes

CM Room: 15765899
Bring 3 umas

>>534433034
Creek is the last big meta opportunity to grab speed SRs from an undiluted pool

Which uma has the biggest areolas?

this is now a gold ship thread

>>534430571
>uma stan
Umadachis, kick this man's balls

>>534419151 (OP)
Is we getting free shit for Grass Wonder's passing?

I was gonna run Evil Nature but with Grass' passing I feel like running triple aces Oguri/Grass/Golshi with dominator on grass
Thoughts??

>>534433167
Super Creek, easily.

>>534433202
dude come on

>>534421105
rice's modest titties

I hope the ass wonder anon is doing alright, he'll be devastated

>>534433202
*CHIRP*

there are still 2 sl*ckers to kick in Mambo so if you're clubless apply

i know imanami guy is golshi groom irl, but who was he in uma world? sometimes he appeared next to her and had some screentime in S3... they made him golshi's grandpa?

Everyone fap to Grass in honor of her memory today

Retards

>>534433146
holy shit your grass and evil nature

>>534433202
Good evening Saar

Started going through my Uma's stories. Do you only get special dialogue if you triple crown when your horse naturally has those races as their objectives? Classic triple crowned with Gold Ship and she doesn't care compared to Mejiro Ryan who had dialogue.

>>534421105
making out with rice's ponut!

>in demotion range
>in retention range
>in demotion range
>in retention range
>in demotion range
>in retention range
>in demotion range
>in retention range
>in demotion range
>in retention range
IM TIRED BOSS

Still jealous of Bakushin because she got a full face full of Kita's big soft kitas.

Digitan LOVE

>>534433383
KEK

go on without me

>>534433418
uhhh i have less debuffs than other evil grass/neichas, so if you're worried about mine, it's gonna get a lot worse

>>534433486
All you need is one witmaxxed retard bwo. I was at 470k before I found mine.

>>534433606
STOP MOVING THE GOALPOST AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>534421105
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
NO PIZZA FOR YOU, RICE!!!

>>534433657
Funny to think all the propoganda influenced noobs to be witmaxxers so tryhards could farm them

>>534433649
i WILL make an honest air groove and make her win CM

This page only shows the skills of my parents. Does that mean you can't get the skill sparks from grandparents?

So why is everyone running Hopeless Stakes? I never get anything from winning them.

>>534433765
You just need to get lucky during inspiration

>>534433606
>>534433657
STOP THE COUNT

>>534433657
Man I can't find any witmaxxers, I keep running into whales all day

>>534433850
I NEED THE FANS OK

>>534433850
lots of fans early on

>poked fun at grass for being a fatty after retiring
>he passes away overnight
im sorry i didnt mean it...

>>534433765
>Does that mean you can't get the skill sparks from grandparents?
you can, gold border is "acquired"

>>534433792
>
that aura is insane, compared to the goofy engrish rudolf says.

>>534433850
For a lot of umas, their second mandatory race has a higher fan requirement than you get from the debut. So you need to run something, so you choose the first G1 you can run.

>>534433850
The factor

ok yeah i need to work on my fat fucking daughter, she has no stam because she's forced on DIRT

>>534432750
what do the blue texts and yellow outlines mean

WHEN IS CREEK BANNER
LET ME UNBRICK MY SUPPORT DECK
AAAAAAHHHHH

JP top clubs don't play TT because they're wittards

>>534433980
He read your post and passed away.
Its YOUR fault.
Yours alone!!!

>>534434027
3 more days. Trust the plan.

>>534433873
>>534433982
So the page is simply lying?

why didn't we save Grass Wonder?

>>534434065
but TT is the wit game mode

>>534433850
To send a message.

how's this deck for gemini cup parents

Pet your umas and tell them they’re good girls. You never know when it could be the last time.

>>534434163
just... why..?

>>534433850
HOPELESSposting is the most fun kind of /uma/posting

>>534433850
Fans and the white spark is basically an URA Finale spark

Bros if I die will you take care of my Umas?

>satisfied with my parent Umas
>have to wait for the SC banner to do my Ace runs
I'm going to start reading the careers now. Give me the Umas with the most lovey dovey stories.

>>534433850
It's all about hope

NOOOOOO!!! i don't want to be raaaaaped!!!

>>534433980
No mercy!

>>534433980
THE FAULT LIES WITH YOU!!! DIE!!!

>>534433980
WHY'D YOU MAKE FUN OF GRASS WONDER'S WEIGHT WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>534434163
I'd replace Gold Ship with Kitasan just for career consistency. Gold Ship card is awful for getting good hints

Tokai tummy

Is a single (0LB) Kitano valuable or it's really 3LB or bust with her?

>>534434381
a single kitasan is valuable because you can get shards to level her up to MLB

>>534434329
cap, she gives groundwork as frequent as oguri

how exactly is goldshit mode more difficult?

I just lost a semi URA with Goldshi because it had about 75% of all other umas as late and the other 25% as pace. It was the final wall of uma ass.

I need more umas like Taishin, more umas that claim their trainers as their property

>>534434423
fine, you wanna gamble so badly, go ahead

>>534430780
Just another Creek just decided to fuck right off day...

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I don’t care if she can’t use her own card, I want her bad.

>>534434450
>>534434517
FASTER

Does Tachyon's star spark upgrade shit later work only on the parent or can you also upgrade the grandparent?

It's TIME

>>534434178
Pets are done multiple times a day

>>534434514
Don't fail her anon.

>>534434583
>reddit tachyon

>>534433202
10 rolls just got sent to your mail. Check them out.

>>534434658
>tumblr cafe

I didn't think Helios would end up being one of my favorites but she's such a huge bundle of joy
Did they make her like this just because of the name or because the real horse was super friendly

For the voucher, should I pick Oguri for flexibility, or is Taiki's dirt mastery too rare to pass on?

>>534434731
you should pick your favorite, metafagkun

>>534434658
>crystal cafe

>>534434731
oshi > meta

>>534434731
Pick King Gaylo

>>534434697
poor faggot

>>534434381
Getting one isn't hard, reroll some more to get either a creek or a second one at least.

>>534434806
>tugs his babydick to little boy bodies
>has the gal to call others faggots
okay, pederast

So this upcoming Super Creek banner is 0.75% right? How come Kitasan's was 0.5%? Do they just hate us or something

>Boxed
>YOU NEED MORE POWER
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>534434658
When we gonna get Columbine Cafe

>>534434908
are you projecting again anon? we already talked about this

>>534434806
all his art makes the umas look like twinks. it's disgusting

>>534434939
filthy gaijin dont deserve anything

When are we getting 5 borrows a day and when are they implementing the spark reroll mechanic?
Everyone and their mothers are going to buy the reroll pass, does Cygames not want money?

Post your successful hot spring trips anons.
Mine:
>Rice Shower
>Maruzensky
>Nice Nature

Does /uma/ also has no-lewding Urara policy like 4chink mods to Yotsuba?

There isn't a single coherent thought in this conversation

>>534434958
You need more power.

>>534435031
whoa she gets a sword. that's cool

>>534434731
Ignore dirt related advice, it's all wrong.
Just pick Oguri, she will make your life so much easier.
This is assuming you already got your random SSR and it was neither Oguri nor Taiki.

>>534435001
Yeah you have bad taste, we get it

We should getting gift of max star Grass Wonder for the sad passing. Who is agree?

>>534435082
Vodka
That’s it. It’s the only time I won it.

>>534435102
They're both so retarded, I love them.

>>534435096
not too exciting....

>>534435102
This was already posted in this thread

>>534434731
Oguri or Red Shift lady

>>534435094
No, she's just not very lewd to begin with

When there's two support hints at a training, is it random who gives their hint?

>>534434731
I love taiki but oguri is strong and a good parent since she can run a bunch of g1s and get good affinity with almost everyone

>>534435082
About 80 careers in with no onsen trip to show for it.
I have never rolled it.

>>534435171
You are a homosexual padeophile. You deserve to get shanked in prison with a sharpened toothbrush.

Satono Diamond
But she's actually as thirsty as the fanarts make her out to be

>>534435135
What is she going to do to her trainer?

Man, whenever I try Vodka's career shit goes absolutely horrible.
I might just replace her in my team

At least Daiwa Scarlet is still alive.

Have a Chiyo in these trying times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YcYLE90po

>>534435284
Rape. It’s always rape

>>534435284
Take off his sleeping mask.

>>534435082
>Spe
>Oguri
>Rice
>Suzuka
>Mayano
>Urara

>>534435319
Wtf I listened to this and Grass just rose from the dead

For that anon looking for mlb creek
438332222184

Anyone have a link to that trainer database?

>>534435321
Oh well that’s fine
>>534435330
Excuse me!? What a monster!

>>534435321
Kitasan probably doesn't even know what sex is
She can't do that

>>534435321
You can't rape if you don't have a penis though?

SO
RE
WA

>>534435171
>I am a homosexual.
We get it.

>>534431958
From ticket? Grass Wonder (already had her)
From free pull? Hishi Amazon R

>>534435331
guys what if digitan is just a really athletic human girl cosplaying as uma to fuel her yumejoshi fetish

>>534435319
Chiii~ yo chiyo chiyo chiyo no o, doooki doki doki doki dooo~? ki???
Chiii~ yo chiyo chiyo chiyo no o, suuuki suki suki suki chiyo no o

>>534435440
RA
PE
SU

>>534435484
you will never be japanese

>>534435082
I've never had a hot spring ticket in 100+ careers

what is even the context of opera raping anons?

>>534435440
TEI EMU OPERA O!

>>534435082
>Bakushin
>Taiki
>Rudolf
>Air Groove
>nice natie
>golshi
>makitane
>daiwa

SHE DID IT BROS

>>534435284
Kita chan is too innocent to attempt rape. She would probably give kisses instead

Whats the most recent active horse that got into Uma?

>>534435082
Gold Ship (three times I think, I lost count)
Maruzensky

>>534435405
google bwo

>>534435278
seethe a little least tranny

>Maruzensky career
>somehow chokes each time during her goal races when conditions are perfect
>somehow wins each time she gets a late start instead
Huh?

so what are the yakuza going to do with all that grass that was sent to the farm for grass wonder?

>>534435278
>>534435458
Poor faggots, what a sad life

I've followed uma since 2018. I was online when Special Week died. I was online when King Halo died. I was online when Winning Ticket died. I was online when Nice Nature died. I was online when Agnes Digital died because the farm was too stupid to treat him right. I was online when Zenno Rob Roy died. I was online when Liberty Island died (though she's not in Uma yet) because of Sunday Racing.
Again, I was online when Grass Wonder died. It never get easy.

>>534435541
Don't care, faggot. Chiyono O is cute.

Are you doing Grass Wonder runs today?

>>534435594
Literally perfect girlfriend material

>>534435082
oguri and two bakushins

>>534434731
I'm going to pick Special Week if I don't get it next time I roll for umas (Hishi Amazon).
Or maybe even before that.

>seethe a little least
shocker the faggot is an esl

>>534435701
Get AIDS and die, please.

>>534434708
Couldn't find a good pic of it but apparently he did have a reputation as the smiling horse. He couldn't pace himself well which resulted in overexertion that left his mouth open while running. They eventually fixed the problem with some equipment to keep his mouth closed.
It sounds like he was a tame yet fun and memorable personality besides that gimmick, I should read more about him.

Are you supposed to level all support cards for team trail score boost?

>impulse pull a horse
>finally get Grass Wonder
>check news
>horse just died
I swear it's not my fault

>>534435689
Gary’s fatass will just eat it

>>534435769
no, not yet
just the ones you use

>>534435757
projecting your problems now? Hehe good luck with the treatment

>>534435735
True

>>534435082
>Suzuka
>Scarlet
>Rudolf

>>534435835
no, it's that guys' fault who called him a fat ass yesterday

>>534435587
Most suckable pair of tits in the known universe

>>534435757
what a sad life you must have

>>534435728
Sorry it's golshi week. Not grass wonder week.

kitasan is so fucking boring

>>534435082
Oguri and Super Creek, very happy with both.
I think I had a third ticket won too but it was like my 6th run and I lost Ura so hard I memoryholed it and don't know who it could've been, maybe Rudolf.

>>534435757
His art really does look absolutely disgusting and I love flatties.

>>534434925
>only got 3 tickets despite playing every day since release
do we know the chance for hot springs to appear because I'm sure it must be like 1-2%

>>534435082
I've only gotten one when the game just came out for global, failed, and never got another again.

>>534435082
For a bit I thought the hotsprings event happened if you beat their career. I got it after I finished taiki shuttle for the first time.

>>534435903
Why is this dog girl in this game?

>>534435082
Bakushin. End of list. One ticket but 100% success so far.

>>534435938
>grass wonder opens /uma/ thread
>sees someone calling him a fat ass
>kills himself
was he always this much of a pussy?

GOOD FUCKING DAMMIT OF COURSE THIS BITCH TAISHIN GETS 20 MOOD DOWNS IN A ROW AND EVEN IF I MANAGE TO RECOVER FROM THEM SHE WILL FUCKING JOB AFTER THE FINAL CORNER
I HATE HER SO FUCKING MUCH. ALLAH BE MY WITNESS I WILL STRANGLE THIS LITTLE BITCH

i just needed 3 more sashes to get her to lvl 5....

>>534434708
Real horse was called the smiling horse because he used to show teeth while running.
I don't know if that means he was having a good time or he wanted to eat human flesh tough. It's super unnerving whne people clap or laugh at a monkey that's 'smiling', shit always makes me realize those stupid internet headlines you read about tourists dying to wild animals is not faked.

>>534435082
Is there an easy way to tell?
>Rice Shower (first, and on her first URA run win too after 10s of tries bc she hates me)
>Matikanefukukitaru (my wife, literally run her once every day)

And I'm sure I've had a third but I was too fucked up on meds to remember

>>534436046
>he fell for the Taishin meme

>>534435475
haha silly anon, that's impossible

>>534435951
Don't get jealous Dia

>>534435951
Fuck you

Kitasan is literally the perfect girl, just like how he's a perfect horse IRL
she's energetic and full of personality yet shy and meek, with low standards and maternal instincts due to coming from a big family

Stop falling for your trainer
You're here to race

best horses for dirt if I don't have any uma with B in dirt? still need to fill out my team trials roster

Post the uma musume that's just like you, fr fr.

Is it worth pulling super creek banner if i only have 60 pulls?

>>534436185
Get any C/D in dirt and get a 9* dirt uma as a parent

>>534436185
Smart Falcon

>>534436185
pull for El Condor Pasa

Is this vandalism?

>>534436112
I can't fucking stop, I'm fucking obsessed at this point. I spent last 4 hours trying to get to URA finale with this useless fucking horse, she's not even an uma in my eyes at this point, and she always fucking CHOKES AND DIES.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER. SHE NEVER SHOULD HAVE RAN ANY FUCKING RACE IF SHE'S SO SHIT.

>>534436185
Maruzensky
Or roll for Smart Falcon

>>534436174
I will still be having sex with her best friend Dia thoughever
Duramente won btw

>>534436185
Mayano top gun is your best bet out of the 1* and 2*

>>534436282
Anon how are you such a witlet

>>534436185
pull til you get el condom
she's a 2star

Help me decide what skills to pick anons. My Tachyon strictly for team trial is already 700ish sta with swinging maestro and U=ma2 lvl 4. Do i get gourmand or double late surge straight conner speed boost

>>534436264
i agree with golshi. special needs does not deserve the front position
>>534436291
Maru is wasted on Dirt. she's the queen of Miles

>>534436264
Perfection!

>>534436282
I swear I'm going to commission some ryona starring this useless fucking horse.

>>534436363
drop professor of curves for those

so everyone's just going to be running around with 3* and lvl 5 potential golshi during CM?

>>534436363
MOAR stamina, so get gourmand and isn't she better a pace chaser?

>>534436264
>cuckqueen way behind Teio and the rest of the main cast
McQueen bwos our response?

>>534436431
Yes
Do your part a build Air Groove

>>534436185
Mayono Top Gun, Haru Urara and El Condor Pasa is the most available dirt runner.
>>534436426
already got professor of curves

>>534435713
Also fan from S1 here. The funniest thing I remember back then was a long ass blog / tumblr article titled "Why Special Week needs to die". I don't remember which came first though, the article or Spe's death.

>>534435717
>they put this cutie after the all spark banner
I'm gonna be broke as Hell but I might just throw everything at her and hope for the best.

>>534436363
corner speeds tend to proc around the first corner on tokyo 2400 which isnt ideal from my experience

>>534435969
Because he literally traces over images of real young teenage boys and sells his slop to pederasts in denial.

>>534436363
You don't need more stam for TT so more the more skills quantity of skills you can get the better.

>>534421105
Rice Shower HATE

>>534436431
i won't because i don't have any friend points for 3* golshi.

>>534436331
At this point I'm starting to believe that there is something wrong with my account seed, it's fucking impossible for her to be so SHIT. No other uma gave me so much trouble.

>>534436525
The article definitely came long after Spe's death.

>>534435082
Just Grass Wonder and Mayano Top Gun. One day I'll get Rice Shower

>D-Duramente won
the glass legs competition lmao

>>534436573
they're only releasing better umas anon...if you can't get the win with the latest uma it might be a you problem

>>534436573
show builds

I thought we were supposed to get the gold ship song? What happened?

Who took your onsen virginity card? Pic related

>>534436537
>he literally traces over images of real young teenage boys
Source?

>>534436537
>pedo this pedo that
You have to be over 18 years old to use this site, actual literal underage faggot from twitter.

>>534436665
why is she 3 horses

>>534436769
bro...

>>534436803
why aren't you?

https://poal.me/2yxn0d
https://poal.me/2yxn0d
https://poal.me/2yxn0d

is TT ladder one big pool or fragmented pools?

>>534436573
>there is something wrong with my account seed
there's one easy way to check that
air shakur status?

>>534436552
>>534436363
>>534436465
here the current skill list with around 500 pts left to spend. Not using for CM in anyway

>>534436769
lel
Fucking Urara.

>>534436769
awww :(

I kneel

>try out tazuna
>barely got her to green, ie barely landed on her
>she was effectively useless except for the 1-2 times she was with rainbows
>even lost one speed double rainbow with a failure
>still somehow got my highest raw stats ever
Maybe the presence of an adult uma was all it took to get these brats in line.

>>534436769
kek
same...

>>534436803
Kitasan and Duramente are the main sires in japan right now, even though the former doesn't like forcedly mating
https://x.com/NakayamaFesuta1/status/1950424162511806878

>>534436860
>Yes, ask global who they prefer between someone who's in the game and someone who's not
brilliant minds

>>534436506
>dirt mayano top gun

>got one Creek and one Kita, with 3 different speed SR
Am I finally good to go?

>>534436493
why is Mayano in the front when she's pretty much non existent in anime

>>534436532
The all spark banner is bait.
I've rolled the fake gacha for new umas multiple times since I don't wanna spend carats on them
On average 9/10 I roll the banner Uma before 200 pulls. If you want a specific Uma your best bet is rolling for her in her own specific banner. More likely than not you will get her without wasting 200 carats.

>>534436152
S-Stop flashing your pits Kita-chan!

>>534436769
Spe chan, we had tons of sex afterwards

>>534436761
I uninstalled. Probably will install again later today, but I had to stop grinding this shit for now. Went for 4 speed, 2 stam cards with MLB Kitana and Fine Motion. Always aimed for at least 400 wit.

>>534436939
>Everyone Likes Hopeful Stakes

>>534436860
What's the point when one of them isn't even the game?

>>534435082
Silence Suzuka, Mejiro Mcqueen, Biwa Hayahide, Mihono Bourbon, Super Creek, Daiwa Scarlet, El Condor Pasa, and Mayano Top Gun.

>>534436953
Tazuna is like that sometimes, I'd say she has one out of every five runs where she never shows up and her event never procs

>>534436910
forgot the pic

>>534435082
I've gotten it three times with TM Opera
then one time with Maruzensky and...two other horses

>>534436769
Oisu

>>534436956
Oh that's cool.

>>534433792
Get it, the funeral wake.

>>534436901
Not obtained.

I’m having fun watching the PA anime, awkward CGI Horse girls and all

Hopefully by the time I catch up the new Cingrey season is up

>>534436939
>he riked

>>534436910
>>534437087
What matters isn't your current skills. It is what skills you can buy.
For TT you want as many skills you can have that triggers as consistently as possible.

>>534435082
Bourbon
Taiki
Urara
Goldship
Oguri
Tachyon

>>534436769
Bakushin

>>534436665
Kitasan's sperm is bonkers but her offsprings are all late bloomers. You'd be unlikely to win Classics crown races if you had Kitasan genes. Same thing can't be said in senior year though.

Croissant might be the exception.

its literally impossible to win this

Which umas has the best career story?

>>534436532
All spark banner is really bad if you're not a whale and want literally everyone or maybe it's ok if you missed someone before and really want her.

>>534437017
I'm going for Opera and already missed her banner, if she spooks me before the all spark that's great but otherwise the all spark seems like my best bet to actually get her now that her rate up is over with so I'm putting away 30k for that hopefully.

>>534435082

That's all

>legend before senior year
If only I had more stamina for Tenno Sho Spring...

>>534437257
you have too much speed making stam req higher

>>534436769
Vodka on my first career mode, but I rerolled that account and next was Haru Urara.

>>534435082
>Matatafukufuku
>Haru
>Golshi-sama

SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?

>>534435082
Just Taiki, that's all I need

>>534437046
she needs a fuckton of power being an end closer and all so you should probably consider swapping some cards out for power cards. hishiama SR is a really fucking good card for taishin since it has a bunch of end closer skill hints

>>534437134
THAT'S ENOUGH, RUDOLF

>>534437017
Actually it's 24% for 190 rolls (assuming you're ten rolling) to not get banner uma.

>>534435082
>2x Rudolph
>El Condor Pasa
>Nice Nature
>Mayano Top Gun
>Super Creek
>Taiki Shuttle
>Mejiro McQueen
>Goldship

That's out of 182 careers completed. The hot springs scenes are definitely not all equal; some have better writing than others and the scenes are quite variable in terms of length. I think Rudolph's is my favorite, and although I do really like Taiki Shuttle (I used my selector ticket to get her), her onsen scene feels rushed and pretty bad compared to a lot of the others.

>Kitasan is the grandson of Bakushin
wtf

>>534429802
There is only one Sunday I believe in

>>534437257
Bigwa canonically won that race.

>>534437325
thats how it works? makes no sense specially when the umas im against only have like 350 in their stats

>>534435082
>Nice Nature
>Bakushin
>Golshi

>>534437373
SOU!

>>534437232
i think these are the only thing mattered that available

>>534437394
rip grass wonder, the 30 year old weeaboo

creek... where is creek...
these carats are burning a hole in my pocket

newfriends failing to train Taishin really throws me back... cancer cup is gonna be so fun

Thank your Goldships!

>>534437534
Wife so nice
Call her Mr.

why does "chud horse" make me laugh

Are frenzied skills just ass? I imagine rushed is really rare

>>534435082
Natie
Oguri
Gold Ship
Vodka
Maruzensky
Spe
Bakushin
Tachyon

>>534435440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfpBzZVOFHo

when do i get to roll on the next autistic loser uma

>>534437303
Yeah if you missed a banner or you just want to unlock a bunch of umas the all spark banner is great. But f your waifu is coming in a banner soon and you just care about rolling your waifu you should roll her banner instead of waiting.
>>534437426
Maybe I am getting lucky but I've rolled 4k times for Narita and Curren and overall 9/10 times I got them before 200 pulls

>>534437631
I didn't think this funny horse game would make me seethe so much, but fucking Taishin somehow managed to make me seethe like nothing else.

>>534437257
I unironically got an easier time in races when I distributed my stats almost evenly like Tazuna suggested.

>>534437479
yes

>>534437479
dude, where is your wit

>>534430571
How much stam does she need to have a chance at 3* stam?

Bro why now

If uma are just dying form debuffs in the md CM, the long CM is gonna be no man's land.

>>534437432
Where did you think she got her speed

>>534436046
>trusting flatties
>trusting delinquents

>>534437672
Inumusume.

>>534435082
Top Gun
Gorudo Ship
Vodka
Eurobeat Boomerhag

>>534437303
Are you going for the regular opera or for her alt?

>>534437479
you can win kukisha sho with just 400 speed 350 stam but since your speed is 850 that stam req became much higher

>>534437810
Fucked up eyes and mouth.

>>534437782
Sound version doko?

>>534437825
AGAIN WHY

>>534437028
She can’t

>>534437810
I find 0 appeal in beachside/pool pictures.
Because the implication is that the girl in cosplay smells and tastes like water, and not like sweat mixed with perfume.

>>534437958
Regular, I don't like having alts of girls I don't have already unless their base is really bad looking.

>>534438009
good power training

>>534437825
You guy are really undermining the value of Wit, ngl. Do you guys hate skill procs or something? The lowest Wit you guys should have is 400-500. IIRC in the early days, Wit kinda looses it's impact after 800 points.

/uma/niki got 2 slots if anyone wanna join

>>534438010
Wouldn't be able to stop me making Teio

>9* stam Goldship
Alright, I'm warming up to her.

I wonder if Grass Wonder was created as a jab to japanese boomers (most horse racing fans) who loves to complain about how foreign tourists who came to japan for a vacation doesn't know A to Z about japanese culture, norms, ethics etc etc

>>534438009
press wit bro or stam

>>534437751
it will completely brick the uma who is rushed if their stam is barely making requirement like 900 stam + 2 goldens, u get rushed and frenzied you can't recover, experienced it in lobby

>>534435951
Just up Chevacchi you ugly tomboy

>>534438010
Rudolf... you're supposed to be a highschooler...

>>534435082
>Daiwa Scarlet (1st)
>El Condor Pasa (2nd)
>Nice Nature (3rd) heh

Comic LO horse

>>534435082
Haru Urara
Mihono Bourbon
Nice Nature
Super Creek

>>534429996
AAAIIEEEEE

>>534437874
How did Kitasan pull Almond?

Kusa-sama...

>>534438073
Her alt is really good though. Looks good too. I got her alt first and then grinded for the base version.

>>534438204
YOU LEAVE GRAND'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU BLOODY BASTARD

>>534438132
Hey I understand witmaxxers don't reach the Uras most of the time and might not know this but winning all the Ura races and getting the post game stat boosts gives you about 100 of each stat. So really the guy already almost has 400 wit.

>>534419151 (OP)
fuuuck my friend was streaming while she was playing grass yesterday, she called her a hoe nonstop cause she would get 2 place on the G1s she was racing for white sparks

alright it's time to be evil

Remember to hydrate dacchi

>>534438408
Don't worry Digitan, I am mating as we speak.

>>534438396
Sounds like your friend is bad at the game

This Creek design is SEX! Good god.

No carats?

>>534438010
>underage drinking
not cool

MY FIRST A+ BROS

>>534438554
i just got some?

>>534438343
Just like when we lost Ken-sama to the tsunami...

>>534438586
Deck?

>>534438516
Steamy, sweaty, stinky Kita...

>>534438346
Eh, I like it but we'll see.

>>534438554
fucking sea monkey
shut your mouth

>>534438132
final result
funny thing is that this was a failed attempt after 2 failed trainings with mood downs and i was going to scrap it
but it came back with a violence with endless rainbows

probably not good for CM

>>534438009
>17 skill points for training speed
Tasty

>>534438586
Wow, good job on raising a witless retard anon. When she breaks her leg and is forced to work in an office cubicle I'm sure she'll do just great with a stat line like that. The gun will be a mercy for her.

>>534438586
inherit stamina or power? show cards, anon

>>534438554
Enjoy your -500

im about to pop a fucking aneurysm

>>534438396
YFWNBAW

>>534438693
looks fine, no harm in testing it out

Are there any milestones beyond 10m?

>>534438662
>>534438710

>>534438743
nigga gonna die over a gacha game

Is there a list of all the cards that have initial friendship gauge?

>gets fatshamed once
>fucking dies

>>534438340
irl Kitasan is often called a very handsome horse

>>534438535
Groomzensky got some competition now

>>534438780
bond 11

>>534438387
>be Witlet
>can't do basic math
sasuga

>>534437807
Same, especially on end closer. It feels like strength is way more important than speed. I also think early accel/speed can fuck you up and run your uma into the pack

>>534438396
Your friend is male.

I would say stuff like
>If Golshi dies ill be devastated
But knowing that fuckwit he'll literally die on the spot just to fuck with me

>>534438809
how is babby formed? How uma get pragnent?

>>534436939
The NPCs must be buffed in golshi mode
like wtf

>>534438809
uhh isn't this horse going to be absolutely fucking stacked?

>>534438709
meme stat
even top TT autists, THE wit game, run about 400 wit on long because you need actual stats (which also applies to CM with debuffs)

No one must know that I want to fuck Nice Nature's hair.

>>534438132
You only need 300

>>534438948
or it could be useless

>>534438937
Its just golshi fucking with you

Daiwascaret

>>534438880
Gold Ship will live at least another decade purely to troll the people who say "reddit ship" and "gold shit"

>>534438387
>be witlet
>can't do basic addition
lol

>>534438948
It very often doesn't work like that as much as it would make sense, see King Halo. They have a better chance to be good than most but they're still just rolling the dice.

>>534439030
Sure but named characters would usually be the ones taking the podium and cucking you
Not random name npcs

>>534438809
is the foal called black eye

>>534439038
very nice

>>534439098
wake me up when Mini Cactus wins

>>534438693
>missing accel skills
>no swinging
>lion is too unreliable to proc as your only stamina skill
>no medium S
cute

>>534439098
>Wouldnt it be funny if...
Is exactly what Golshi thought during your race anon, dont seek to understand her

>>534438948
have you inherited all the good traits of your parents?

>where do you work out?
>in the library

>>534439192
I exclusively inherit bad traits, out of principle

>>534438827
>>534439076
You get like 40 for beating the Uras and another 40 or so from the post Ura stats. That's close enough to a hundred, dumb niggers

Just waiting for the creek banner to finally have a good reason to quit

>only have 11k for SC
it's over bros...

>>534438948
their first daughter got a really early injury I think, and their second daughter is only 1 year old so she's not racing yet, hopefully nothing bad happens

>>534438872
End Closer and Late Surgers for me. For these two a movement skill or scanning skills are almost necessary. I sometimes would change Rudolf to Late just so her ult's condition gets easier to get.

>>534439236
Is this a balanced workout then?

Anyone knows any artists that would be open to drawing ryona and take comms? I need to place an order for a few with Taishin.

>>534438948
Dancing Brave and Goodbye Halo resulted in King Halo. 'nuff said.

>can now consistently pull of double SS
This is where the real spark farming begins. Also, guess the spark?

giving up a slot for full motion or any wit card really nerfs the other stats. Wit is useless

>>534439247
>be witlet
>can't distinguish between "about" and "close enough"
sasuga

>>534437971
whoa someone link me to the list of stat requirements for each race, ive been over speeding because of kitasan rainbows this whole time

>>534439094
Kingu would have won more if he wasn't forced to run mid/long races because of his pedigree tho

>>534439416
2* stam
2* URA
2* long

>>534439371
brb, calling kiryu

Gold City when.... I want to ROOOOLLLLLLL

>>534439416
1* Guts
2* mile
2* green

>>534439416
Post deck

>>534435082
>El Condor Pasa
>Bakushin
>Gold Ship
>3 (three) (san) (tres) Air Groove

How does Aoi feel about her dad being an ex-trainer, when most uma marry their trainer?

>>534439332
What is this stat percentage for anyways?

With Sakuraniku dead which /uma/ clubs in the ~250 range need reliable fan boosts?

>>534439452
don´t you have one with better resolution?

https://youtu.be/31RBxUB7tMo?si=iQ55thxh4Omb8QOb
This but with Special Week. How about you, anon?

>>534439661
Training boost.

>>534439515
anything above 50 and lower than 150 is around 100

>>534439661
bonus to stat gain

>>534439124
I didn't know she was irish

why should I roll for SC or Smart Falcon? I can't even spark.

Why aren't gibs free 10 rolls with guaranteed ssr? We want mlb sr too.

>lets everyone die
what a bitch

>>534439794
get lucky and pull falcon with a single 10 pull

>>534439794
>I can't even spark
You shouldn't

>>534439794
throw a tenner in both

>>534439794
you shouldn't, save your rolls for wedding top cun

>>534439812
You'll get your 80 free pull during anniversary, don't worry.

5th time I get her this run
I love her

>>534439794
you only need 750 carats to get MLB Creek

>>534439676
>Sakuraniku dead
What even happened?

>>534439529
u win
>>534439638

>>534439794
If you need MLB SRs you can roll without having enough to spark, if you have enough MLB SRs you shouldn't roll

>>534440010
The big scorers jumped ship overnight cause the club was forecast to hit the 1000's.

>>534440010
They're a discord club now

Are there any IRL races happening this weekend?
Where can I check the Japanese schedule for G3+ races?

Just found out the daily free rolls accumulate so you can save them for the creek card

>>534440067
this guy was 0/3 I was at least 1/3 >>534439572

>>534439642
cute

>>534440067
Uhh bwo where's the deck?

>>534440010
dancho gave up on kicking inactives or people with very low fan gain so all the big shots jumped ship

>3 singers needed
AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE MY VOICE AUTISM...

>>534439638
mb i forgot. i will replace biwa when i get literally any power card that's better

>>534440295
it gets better 2 years in where you have 40 umas

I want to fuck the Director Lolibaba more than my horses... Am I the only one like this?

Did I get tricked into thinking my ace umas need 400 guts for CM

18 more minutes until goo goo babies banner?

>>534440447
We all do

>roll a 3*
>it's another biwa
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh just give me taishin

I've been playing for a while and would like to max out the potential and 5 star an uma.
Considering on either picking Oguri Cap or Super Creek.
Opinions?

Also what's the fastest options to farm their respective banners?
Do their career modes guarantee the biggest amount?

>>534440206
i posted an old screenshot, i am a retard

got 60 mil fans and have been a consistent gatcha player for years. I'm sticking around and just want a club that will be able to comfortably hold the 100~250 bracket. hit me up. I've got a 9 speed 6 turf horsypuss for clubmates to borrow too

FUCK PACE CHASERS

>>534440478
They need 400 guts if at 900 stam, so if you have more stam you can afford less guts

>>534440447
I want to facefuck her so bad. I don't even find her cute or sexy. It's just the dumb cat noises she makes that make me want to force her to choke on my dick slathered in cum and her own saliva.

>>534440183
Elm Stakes G3
https://umanity.jp/en/racedata/race_6.php?year=2025&month=8
I'll be looking out for Duramente's son Dura Erede. Good luck catching it anywhere live though, if it's not on Cytube in time you're better off avoiding the threads until you can watch the race on the JRA YouTube later that day.

Take your bets everyone.

>>534440576
>dies of stamina before proccing debuffs

>>534440568
sent you the invite

>>534440010
Danchou scheduled the penis inspection but then it came out that the club was full of women.

https://x.com/archieb100/status/1953774740205633637

Kino

hostkun, where are the CM rooms?

just stumbled upon this video of japanese people reacting to orfevre choking in the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe kek

https://www.tiktok.com/@worldhorseracing/video/7341050139630390561

>>534440498
I don't know if I feel more disgusted by the dark skin, the mutant ears, or the complete lack of babyfat around her stomach

>only have 1 3* after all this time
please, i just want grandparents to make my first 9*...

>>534440576
Frenzied is shit bwo never buy it

>>534440489
You'd think by now people learned that banners and events don't start at daily reset but 8 hours later.

>>534440447
damn she's hot

>>534438948
I’ve heard their filly might not race and might spend its life as a broodmare, basically a backup in case anything happens to Almond Eye. That’s probably why she has the other super colt with Equinox.

>>534440721
It's there to make sure pace chasers are kill

>>534440797
Thanks for the speed boost bro :)

Aiiieeeee

>>534440447
>Lolibaba
Thats an actual child though

>>534440619
The cat is the one making the cat noises
Its a real cat

>>534440664
What club?

>>534440447
I want to pet the cat

I don't put Anti End Closers on my debuff Uma because I think they're cool

>>534440917
>wanting to grope the director's pussy

This fucking game wants me to farm 2,5 million fans with goldship, that's like 9 careers with the same Uma at the very least. Unbearable.

>>534440893
Are you telling me the cat is gaslighting me into faceraping a poor innocent child? Highly unlikely.

huh this goes away much faster than anticipated

>>534440676
I just left my top 150 club. Please save a spot for me in 24 hours.

>>534440568
684541877249
Here's my ID, send the invite /uma/ clubs interested

>>534440860
Two of the biggest meme horses are last survivors. The power of memes...

>>534441005
it's 7 if you are bad

>>534440860
Urara is next

>>534440797
It doesn't do anything unless they get frenzied and I rarely have my pvp horses get frenzied. If they do they are likely fucked anyway, skill or no skill

>>534441005
I already had her there.
She's my most played I think because her career is braindead easy

>>534440707
kek dumb horse jobbed two years in a row because the autism genes kicked in in the last second

>>534441026
How do you get the 50k? I thought it was 100k per run?

my reddishi is finally ready for grinding

>>534441021
Yes that is exactly what im telling you.

>>534440629
Thanks for the website, going to bookmark it
Do you know where the Japanese usually place their bets?

>>534440447
>>534440917
https://files.catbox.moe/a0d37n.jpg

>>534441148
Air WIFE

Who else should I potential 5 with the monies?

>>534440295
uh what is this?

>get down to bad mood with golshi before Hopeless Stakes
>stat spread is shit
>still get 1st place putting her as an end closer
Maybe she's not as bad as I thought...

Man, the game really got better after they banned the reroll bots.

>>534441183
i think it was that one taiki shuttle run i gave up half way through because she double failed a single digit training and then got hit with skin outbreak + nightowl and i just decided to take her behind the barn and show her my Benelli 828U

>chiyono's song stuck in my head
this thread is doing irreparable damage to me

rip
I'm sorry for calling you a fat weeb
you're still cringe tho

>>534441430
Reroll bots will return today

>>534441396
ugly cow, if she doesn't come in a skimpy bikini then I'm not rolling

There are no human women in Umamusume, they're all Umas in disguise... I know it...

>>534435082
>Top Cun
>Teio (winged)
>BAKUSHIN
>Sekai Saikyou Wa

>>534436068
Not sure if it counts as "easy" enough, but you can check event gallery in the archive, the scene will be viewable for the horses you reached it with. Unfortunately, it doesn't distinguish between variants, so I had to check my veteran list to make sure which Teio was that.

>>534441506
What, why?

>>534441148
Why is Air Groove called the Empress when she only won 2 G1s? Is she the earliest competitive mare?

>>534435082
sure
>
>
>

>>534441121
Dober is like 2 years older.
>>534441236
Online? No idea, I imagine most just do it at the local vending machines.

is there a worse feeling watching your pace chaser overtake the frontrunner before the final corner, you just know they'll get zoomed on by everyone that procs shooting for victory or triumphant pulse.

I need them to gift me 10,000 carats. Is that too much to ask?

I'm going to run golshi as a pace chaser okay? Yeah I know, I know, I just don't care, okay? I'm going to do it
>b-but she's an en-
Haha, yeah I know but I uhhh, I don't care, I'm gonna do it anyway. She's gonna run pace. That's just how it goes. Sorry not sorry.

>>534441306
this art style sucks.

>>534441430
>He thinks it's over
Wait for the 1m accounts to start dumping resources on creek's banner

is the movie any good, bwos?

>>534441190
What a waste of monies

is this enough stam+recovery for long or throw her into medium TT

anyone got a spot in a A rank or higher club?
fan count is only at 29m rn but i only started playing 16 days ago.

>>534441734
yes

>>534441505
Flashback when Tsuyoshi design revealed people expected her to be Air Jihad only to be disappointed later because it was Tsuyoshi.

>>534441648
yeah but nobody cares about Dober

>>534441480
It's the best Bakushincore song
>>534441734
Yea

>>534441672
>pace chasers gets ahead of frontrunner
>blocks last spurt
>then they run out of stamina and drags the entire lane down with them to death

many such cases
fuck pace chasers