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>>539115138 (OP)
CunnyInc. has 3 spots
A+ rank club
anyone can join, just put /uma in your profile so we know youre from here

God damn it. The skills on this Falco, S mile, and she didn't get a groundwork so it's all pointless. Well, I guess her stats ended up pretty bad too though so groundwork wouldn't have actually salvaged this one but still look at these fucking skills.

we hate Teio here

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

Digitan LOVE

umamusume is stamina game

17 days until Fuji Kiseki!

Anybody sent a wit horse into this CM? How did it fare?

habby beeggu :D:D:DDD:D

(_´༥`___)

Do it

All Uma Clothes Should Show Their Armpits

>>539115383
Fuji love

We love Teio here (physically)

>You're saying domestic races aren't good enough!
based worldy umamusume

I dislike Teio.

>>539115365
umamusume is a wit game

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

Marriage with Eishin Flash.

>>539115470
Not falling for this gaslighting image.

>>539115336
Digitan SEX

toot me bros...

Every time I look at placements I get so confused. The stats never, ever check out.

why is there a sudden psyop to make chiyono more popular

remember

I'm gonna do it

Oh Haythere, anons.
Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.

>>539115769
shiraokisama SMITE this nigga

>>539115769
easy 2nd place

this is top 10 affinity for Seiun Sky, who's the best to build here to make her into a parent/inheritance uma?

my goal is to get her 3-blue, 3 angling and some groundwork, then use as a parent for Maruzensky

>>539115686
if purple vision skills exists this Golshi had them all

>>539115365
>>539115686
Tell me about the Teio x Golshi rivalry, /uma/

>>539115717
She's my wife, yes.

>>539115769
Evil always wins in the end.

Do pink sparks only proc on golden inspo? Can I get pink sparks for surface/distance in the same inspo?

>>539115769
UGH fine
have my energy

>>539115832
Ew.

>>539115769
Best I can do is a doot.

>Choose specifically mile spark parents
>get S on long inspiration on first run
>get medium S on another
How?
Did her genes mutate halfway, or what?

>>539115898
pasa ult is pretty strong in CM3
other than that pick parent uma that can A mile and has little other As so that you have higher chance of mile red sparks

>>539115769
Gl anon
>>539115898
Pasa and top gun? second front inheritable

>>539115526
I love her.

>>539115832
Ryan is part of next legend race set if you can wait

These horses and dogs need to stop being so sexy

>>539116183
is that before CM3?

Have you tried not banging your trainer?

it's already been a month...

sex with germans

>>539116259
have you tried living overseas?

smooth horse pussy

>>539115769
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FUCKING FAIL YOU DAMN VILLAIN

>>539115526
Help me understand how this is a way of thanking the trainer
She's literally just standing close to him

stop talking about horse pussy

>>539116306
I agree

>>539116151
tummies...

You guys are fucking retarded.

is 15000000000000000 CC good in cm3? Where's the uphill?

>>539116436
I think it's clear that she's kissing him

Tact!

Ningen men belong to ningen women. Those umas would do well to remember that.

>>539116306
>girls in hoodies
Fucking unf. And Fruasshu of all characters...

>>539115898
For this cm, take Condor for green spark unless you have her in the other line. Mayano gives the best grandparent affinity so her if you're just shooting for affinity. Whatever you use, I recommend picking it up to mile A so you have a chance of getting that as pink spark.

Hi /uma/

question on inheritance/affinity - does it matter for GRANDPARENTS?

Example - Ogiri has a really high affinity with Vodka, does this only matter if vodka is a direct parent, or does it help if Vodka is a grandparent of whatever Ogiri is using?

>>539116436
virgin toreina....

Alright CM3 room match update. Everyone already has S Mile Seiun Sky with groundwork and greens and good stats. Your chance of getting first place even with the same is complete RNG. If you don't have the same then your chances at winning seem to be 0.

In other words perfectly built Uma are just going to be rolling the dice against each other for first place and the entire CM is going to be an RNG shitshow.

Maybe a well built end closers can be a little less RNG than what front runners have devolved into right now, I haven't built one so I don't know.

>>539116306
i can't wait to pull her

>>539116238
probably after? it doesn't line up with JP CM3

>>539115859
>>539115876
>>539115947
>>539115990
>>539116068
>>539116140
>>539116394
nyo...

>>539116487
>You guys are fucking retarded.

So should I be breeding my horse before a race or after?
Any tips?

>>539115735
What's wrong with it?

>>539116487
Yes, but which reason are you referring to in particular now?

>>539116259
What are trainers even good for other than sex? All they do is go 'oh all your friends are doing swimming today you should go do that too'.

>>539116487
i love mean girls *chuuuuuuuuuuuu*
angry kaichou shuki

should I switch my rudolf to late or keep her as Front? she's the weakest of the three

>>539116779
Yeah but you're all ojisans
disgusting

You're the Legend for this track Mcqueen how are you getting gassed out and losing to a 1*?!

Remember to save

>>539116760
Ouchie.

>>539116760
tomorrow will be better

>>539116643
Inari One can squat on my face

>>539116796
Idk man
I wonder if anyone does ITT own a horse, or work at a stable at least IRL.

>>539116796
if you apply the soviet ballerina/gymnast method, you force yourself during training days.

how the fuck am i supposed to make a good front runner pasa if all her skills are for pace chaser

>>539116485
girls i may need to see an id

>>539116827
Probably nice trophies for umas, motivating them to do even better. Decent errand boys and money dispensers too.

>>539116886
>front rudolf
bwo.........

I keep seeing anons saying nimble navigator is good - why?

I thought navigation skills currently are pretty bad?

may you have a marvelous sunday
and a very special week

>>539116886
She's pretty dim, maybe she'll do better in Late?

which horses are dog coded and cat coded

>>539117125
because unlike the ones with just the foot, it has accel

>#lookatcurren
>distance_rate>=50
>&distance_rate<=65
>&order>=3
>&order_rate<=40 (CM <= 4 | LoH <= 5)
>&change_order_onetime<0
wait, so if i am bringing curren into CM3, i want her as a front runner anyway since im unlikely to overtake someone in the middle of the race as a pace chaser?

do we have gold debuff skill for Mile?

I don't think I'm gonna make it...

>>539117001
There were a couple anons who posted pictures of their horsies and one anon who was a veterinary scientist, but I don't know if any of them are regulars. A lot of newly minted racetrack degenerates though.

>fail Guts training
>training partner falls over with her face in my trainee's ass

>>539117220
everyone will bring front runners so its going to be brocked at the front situation

>>539117294
All-seeing eyes still works

>>539117231
>do not take the nationals lightly
Kaichou..but what about urara?

>>539117024
Believe in her

>>539116760
well rip
>>539117001
you dont fuck the mares anon,it unnerves them so theyre afraid of people and jockeys so they race worse.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c628nvv87ydo

>>539116820
I just don't trust trust stat or character advice this general tosses out or videos either.

>>539115559
WEW

>>539116563
Ningen women would do well to remember that Rice carries a dagger with her

Dantsu Flame is so pretty, bros.

>>539117220
You put her as a front runner, but WITHOUT groundwork. That way you are not first and can overtake someone.

>>539116667
Anyone? I'm even posting Daiwa's Daiwas!

>It's another tardship hangs out in 4th place and doesn't activate his ult episode
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE

Luv me hard working uma.

>>539117220
God that's so fucking confusing.
So you must be 3rd/4th, then pass someone right after the halfway mark of the race? That might be Late, if you have some other speed boost at halfway.

>>539117087
I don't think your Suzuka is meant to be walking that fast...

>>539117537
i would suck on doto's dotos until i pass out from exhaustion

>>539117373
wonderful
Marvelous even

What do I do once I get groundwork spark on an uma. What's the next step?

>>539117231
I fucking love how the umas' interactions are less sugarcoated in the movie and Cinderella Gray compared to s1-3. Rudolf being way more strict and serious and Oguri telling her to eat shit was great.

>>539115769
TAKE MY ENERGY

>>539117589
Perfect, thanks anon

>>539116827
They're personal tard wranglers for girls like Bakushin

>>539115138 (OP)
finallya GOOD OP!

guys look, she has her jacket now!

>>539117231
>Blah blah I'm built different senpai fr fr
>Finna break your legs ong
>break your rules blah blah cuh
>*Scary anime stare*

>Proceeds to win a G3 and then eat shit

Please just get in the truck Oguri, the glue processing plant is calling

>>539117637
stats, tail, focus and greens.
then you glue her because no S mile

>>539117589
holy based curren chan saving me from groundwork farming

>>539117398
I don't like this picture very much, do you mind deleting it from your hard drive?

>>539117490
>Ningen women would do well to remember that Rice carries a dagger with her
>meanwhile we have Taiki carrying a gun like a true american
Explain yourself prez

Scarlet sex

How much Stamina do I need for Mile CM when I go for only 1 gold recovery?
How much stamina for 0 gold recoveries?

Is this Vodka good enough to get some wins in CM3? I know there's a lot left to be desired but I legit don't remember how I even got these stats in the first place.

>>539116701
>goldship wins ANOTHER CM

>>539117603
yea it matters, there's a calculator on gametora that helps you check it out

>>539117121
she's always 8~ lenghts behind mcqueen and mayano, I guess because of her subpar power, but her unique procs 80% of the time because of the pace chasers that always overtake her before the last spurt starts. yesterday I only lost to a pace chaser mcqueen, which made me worried about the finals

>>539117186
won't she jsut die with that power stat?

>>539117331
Weird things can happen during training. And then they can never go back.

is this decent for seiun sky parent grinding
i can clear career but i usually fail to get 1st in tenno sho spring and sometimes miss 1st for the satsuki/derby/kikuka

>>539117769
I know most of them are racists, but are there video game dev umas?

Your "srs bznz" kaichou Emperor, everyone

>>539117918
your ssr suzuka?

>>539117787
what, the haru urara of pit bulls?
>>539117815
Poor stamina, waste of skills on recovery, below 300 guts, no tails, no S

>>539117815
no acceleration skills, so no

>>539117773
Probably bad advice, but I can't say no to that smile.

Who the fuck has an easy career so I can actually get through it and make a Blockushin parent?

>>539115138 (OP)
Maruzensky's daughter is too cute

what the fuck is a blockushin parent

>>539117691
The moment right before the assassination.
I fucking love Laisu in assassin mode.

>>539118197
Curren. Her affinity is shit though.

Vodka...

>>539117815
>I don't 'member
Look at inspiration and career info to figure out what legacies and supports you used?

They seem a bit fruity

I love her fine motion

>>539116887
>Yeah but you're all ojisans disgusting
Do not take the ojisans lightly

Impregnating Fine Motion and becoming king of Ireland

>>539117398
I've had this happen to my dog, it's gnarly but didn't leave any big injuries

>>539117813
please respond

>>539117806
Daiwa wife... if only...

>>539118364
>left: one of the hottest woman ull ever meet
>right: one of the most fucked in the head and crazy bitches ull ever meet

>>539117878
>won't she jsut die with that power stat?
My Gold Ship has a 63% WR so far with only 579 power, so it can't be the absolute worst, right? We're at about the same effective speed as well.

>>539118075
i only have lb0 suzuka

E-easy, heh.

STOP POSTING DAIWA'S BREASTS
I AM NOT GOING TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION IF YOU POST THEM

>>539118382
Her trainer is hot, she doesn't deserve him.

that's enough Winning the soul, Danchou
now back to Bakushin song

>>539118425
Oh yeah,its all kinda superficial, you just put him under anesthesia, pluck the spines and jack him up with antibiotics.
He got lucky his eyes are fine.

>>539118364
I HAVE AN ADULT WOMAN FETISH

>>539118458
Neither are dream journey though

>Daiwa gives two medium sparks to this thing on inspiration
T-thanks I guess, just don't do that senior year haha

>>539117231
i-i thought oguri just ate a lot and made funny faces...

>>539118658
you're very smart, well done, anon!

Getting a Seiun killer wasn't that hard after all, unless groundwork is that much of an OP skill.

AREN'T THEY GREAT

>>539116701
I thought everybody knew this already. As soon as it became apparent that Seiun ult has no competition, it was all owari da.

>>539118719
no groundwork = no rights

>>539118789
Daiwa's Scarlets.....

>>539116701
idgaf as long as i get into finals

>>539118413
Your marriage proposal is accepted. You cannot change your mind.

>>539117379
god i wish i was either one

>>539118552
Do you think shouting gives you power over an uma?

>>539118443
Can't respond too busy fapping, sorry

i hate minus energy event i hate minus energy event i hate minus energy event

>>539118562
Just out of curiosity, how many unironic gays are there in /uma/? Seems like a weird game to glom onto, but I'm too much of a spreadsheet autist to understand how much character appeal contributes to this game's popularity in the first place.

>>539116701
>CM3 is determined by who takes the first corner
sasuga cygamu

>>539117843
>dominates races
>dominates (you)

Is there a way to make sure I get Mile Sparks besides running mile races?
I ran nothing but Mile races on 3 Oguri career and still get Long 1* or Late 1*

I don't understand why Pace Chaser El just feels so rough in her Career.
Maybe she just doesn't get enough training days?

KWAB

Holy fuck this probably just ruined my entire run.

>>539118453
remember that coming back late from a love hotel with Scarlet is canon

>the bootleg pace chaser beat the bootleg end closers
WHAT

Matikanefukukitaru.

Milk tanks for 11 kids.

>>539118938
>Seems like a weird game to glom onto
No? Homos like games with pretty characters.
Key word pretty, not shit like Nikke and alike.

>>539118427
Marvelous!

>>539118443
>>539118552
Do you two have some weird history or something?

>>539117790
The umas are out of control.

>>539118887
but I never said anything about marriage

how do you get groundwork

>>539119080
Her career is great (though a bit too much Vodka focused) but her character story is perfect she loves us dearly

>>539116487
Yeah and my trainee likes me like that.

>>539119050
Anon... That's pretty normal

/uma/! /uma/! I finally made it to 300 Clocks today! I'm so happy! Please praise me!

>>539118938
Hello, i'm a faggot. I don't really care about waifus, i'm just here for the gameplay/CMs. Ofc there's some designs i like, but there's been nothing that screams must pull for me, even in JP.

>>539118938
The game has a significant female audience, which is why it's important to hornypost regularly, especially concerning young-looking umas, to filter them from our spaces. Let them have their twitter cesspits, this is ours.

>>539119313
I agree, I think her career and story would be much better if there was so much less focus on Vodka and more of why she's so insistent on becoming on number 1.

how do her sparks look

>>539119301
Use these cards and borrow groundwork spark umas

>>539119180
Didn't answer my question. You gay, bro?

>>539118916
you may socialize with me, toreina!

>>539119241
Fuku-chan look out! There's a crow and a cat!

>>539119174
Do not fuck humans

>>539117813
601 is enough without any gold recoveries, use the umalator race sim

>>539119301
Oguri Cap (as in peak) power card which is a must have with Vodka's for this CM.
Or autistic parent breeding.

>>539118519
Open League right? she has literally no acceleration

>>539119513
kys (king your self)

>>539119476
Handholding sex with Teio

>>539119391
Based Screek won't tolerate badmouthing of her trainer.

>>539119497
Perhaps.
Depends on your definition of gay.

>>539119476
What if I enjoy when /uma/ makes hornyposts about Mayano Top Gun or Nishino Flower because I'm also a degenerate?

>>539119493
>>539119604
guess i'll look for someone with a strong parent, cheers

>>539119594
>race sim
lol no fuck niggers that do

>>539119513
MY KING

It's gonna be one of those careers...
yee thanks for the bad rng cygames

>>539119513
That one isn't too bad, though it would be nicer if it was free

Is there some kind of uma HP calculator out there that gives you an estimate for how much total HP you have with your stam+guts+skills?

>>539119476
>The game has a significant female audience, which is why it's important to hornypost regularly, especially concerning young-looking umas, to filter them from our spaces.
You know that won't filter me right? I'm already one of those posters.

>>539117231
Rudolf doesnt fuck around

I hope your Sunday is marvelous.

>>539117813
You need 600 stamina and 300 guts wether you have blues or not because of the SPD% bonus you get from having these values.

>>539119705
Then you're where you belong. Women who can't handle such things shouldn't be hanging out on /vg/

>>539117813
>>539118443
With 600 stam 300guts I don't think you need any recovery skills. You certainly don't need any golds.

The main reason people are aiming for 600 is for the sekret spd bonus and for some protection against debuffs.

>>539119904
you're not female though

>there are women in my /uma/
CHOWA?!

Finally got it after 10+ runs
>inb4 no spark

>>539118916
Air Hag is such a bitch

>>539118980
>>539118980
you're supposed to reply to attention grabbing images guys

>>539119904
ynbaw

>>539119476
it's not that significant also not all females are against horny posting

>>539119705
Then you are welcome here.

>>539119663
She will see all who insult Trainer-san broken into seeing his greatness.

>>539119786
Then it doesn't matter to you anyways, take that gold recovery
This is a spreadsheet game

>>539119904
L O N D O N

>>539119969
You'll never know for sure :^)

>>539119976
>women itt
not for long

having a tranny frankenpussy doesn’t make you a female

This slut would rather show her pits than give me a groundwork spark huh?

>>539119976
So that's why I get angry replies when I call her special chud

>>539119904
Do not mutilate your dick

>>539119941
How does it feels to hug her?

>>539119639
Yes, open. I'm a bit surprised myself, but she does have S Turf, and that's kinda important. But I don't think that makes this a night-and-day comparison or anything.

>>539119904
lemme spurt in your straightaway

>>539119120
I Maticant live without her

Top 3 umas you would rape?
Top 3 umas who would rape you

>>539120259
skill issue, you have to punish your Teio, she game me two yesterday

So besides Mayano and Creek who else is fucking her trainer on a daily basis?

>>539120186
How could you say something so mean about Finemo, anon?

I hate that CM round last for 2 days isn't 4 chances to get 3 wins enough? Do we really need to waste a 2nd day for some shitter to get an undeserved lucky win?

>>539120402
Probably the same 3 for most people.

>>539120402
Can we have ONE thread without rape?

Is this that "silence suzuka" everyone keeps talking about?

DAI KYO

i think teio SUCKS

>>539120045
>snoopy
>spitz
wut

>>539120590
No, I need shitters to get an undeserved lucky win so I can match up to them in the Finals and get my Platinum Trophy.

>>539120476
Curren

>>539120590
Best part about CM is that it is one race that determines it all. You can simply lose the one race that matters by being unlucky and that is all there is to.

>>539120590
They only need to win once (1 (uno)) to get to group B finals.
Out of 40 games.
They won't.

>>539120642
Store brand Suzuka. One of the cuter NPCs though. What's her running style?

>>539119663
My lovely traineemotherwife telling off Tamamo CHUD

>>539120734
nakadashi fiesta

>>539120590
wouldn't you want more shitters to get into finals so you can win it?

>>539120165
>chix love kingu
BASED

i'd fuck chiyono desu

>>539120792
That sure thins out Group B finals. I wonder if that changes much about the A finals, though.

>>539120813
Pace chaser

>>539120916
Everyone loves Kingu, anon.

>>539120082
she's a klutzy cutie

>>539120878
I can't shake the creeping feeling the shitters is me.

why does matikanefukukitaru talk like that is she stupid?

>>539118980
Helloooo? Old man?? Uncle?

>>539115326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fro6je9L5kg

>>539121207
...like what?

>>539121095
That's a bright shirt.

why does this whore kitaYAP's tier 3 event last longer than a 70s hungarian feature film. CyJEWS make game faster pls.

>>539119904
post feet NOW.

>>539118980
Ideally you use a character that only has A aptitude in mile and nothing else, since the only way to get distance spark is to have A or S aptitude

>check general
>pedoposting
>9:30 pm in israel
naruhodone

do females identify as the trainer or do they self-insert as the uma

>>539121207
She's not stupid at all, her self confidence is essentially zero, buoyed by lucky charms. You can blame the talking part to her upbringing as a not-certified shrine maiden and her belief in Shiraoki sama.

>>539117231
They are made for each other.

https://x.com/vvvivlosuma/status/1967278639114039372
Why are you struggling to get to finals? He did it on 3 runs with CM1 aces.

>>539121476
Better but admittedly not as cute.

>>539115326
Glass slidin' with Vodka

>>539121510
Koko doko??

>>539121273
the only thing that controls distance sparks is aptitude. A or S aptitude give a chance for a distance spark. the races you run don't matter at all

>>539118980
>can't even get replies with lust-provoking images
What a failure.
Anyway it's just pure RNG, the pink spark picks what you have a decent rank at. And it's especially bad for Oguri because she's good in so many fields so the pool is quite diluted, sometimes you'll get Long, sometimes you'll get Medium, or other things you'll get Pace. Best you can do is give her parents that has a mile spark and hope for the best

>>539119120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSo9BNOISQ8
daily listening

>>539121476
>>539121705
fine i'll get KFCs for lunch and dinner tomorrow

>>539121645
misinfo sama, I KNEEL

>>539120045
That's a pretty old chart and the game has released quite a few characters attempting to appeal more to women in the years since. Also anecdotal but with global I've seen a whole lot of women playing and talking about it. Every vtuber under the sun plays it and if you take a look at twitter awful idea a small majority of the English posts about it are made by women. Just a couple weeks ago a guy made a thread about Hishiama and had hundreds in his quotes seething because he called her wife.

smoochy smooch with my CHOWA generator!

>>539121645
Anyone can get to finals, will need to see that Gemini Platinum title or his youtuber cred will plummet even harder.

>>539121794
Maybe if you're in Japan. American KFC hasn't been good in well over a decade.

Cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure.

LOL
LMAO

>>539121645
>A+ umas
gee I wonder why he's winning

>>539118980
All you can do is have the spark on as many parents/grandparents as possible. The actual parent's career doesn't matter and if they have several A aptitudes the pool gets diluted so it's less likely you get what you wanted. Oguri is infamous for this cause she has a lot of aptitudes.

>>539121207
All umas are varying degrees of retarded

>>539121950
brutal mog

>>539121973
maybe he's better at training umamusume than you.

>>539121936
That letter goes on the fridge.

It's too late for me.

>>539121645
3rd place guide?

>>539121794
I don't have KFC in my town. Don't even really like it, but sometimes I just have an inexplicable craving for their brine flavored chicken and instant potatoes slathered in brown saltwater. Don't have anywhere to put this feel.

whalekeks.. your response?

KFC sucks actually

>>539121818
>That's a pretty old chart and the game has released quite a few characters attempting to appeal more to women in the years since
correction, more appealing to (you) either you are a female or male
>Also anecdotal but with global I've seen a whole lot of women playing and talking about it
yeah orbiting around fanarts and barely touching the game and even less reading the career mode or stories
>Every vtuber under the sun plays it
guess what the vast majority of the vtuber audience are also males
>if you take a look at twitter
like I said twitter is a cesspool of people that only cares about fanarts and headcanons, they barely put any money into the game

>>539122335
Post deck.

how come my Seiun sky can't win mile races?

1200/600/800/300/500 wit

I do not care for Spe

>>539122335
I think soap tastes ok, personally.

Well the run turned out to be unsalvageable, but I got a nice consolation prize that accurately describes this game.

>>539122376
Rather get me some Bojangles.

>>539122464
Blockushin

>>539122613
Dotosex

>3/5
>1/5
>3/5
>1/5
I'm going to get raped in the finals aren't I?

>>539122335
you took so many screenshots but forgot to take one of the decks

>>539122718
By me

>https://en.netkeiba.com//news/news_detail.html?id=2748
Is our hero the fake frenchie going to take the big race?

>>539119760
good luck, they're all at max followers

I'm going to empty my balls inside Daiwa Scarlet

>>539121645
I am an unskilled player

>>539122718
Flip a coin and see if you have everything to lose or gain

holy hell

>You NEED to run three nigers or it won't work
Wait... can't I just run one and rely on everyone else running them to get the benefits?

>>539119481
glue

>>539122464
Power too low is what I'm guessing, got the same Seiun and she can't win either.

>>539122989
now you are thinking with umas

>>539123009
Yeah, for sex

Training uma with mandatory long races with shitty parents decks is literal torture..I'm not going back til I have some stamina blues on my white spark projects, Tenno Sho Spring was literally burning my clocks.

There are only two oddballs in game. Golshi and Calstone Light O.

>>539123171
My speedmaxx wife mentioned!

>>539122412
>barely touching or putting money into the game
True, but they don't need to in order to be loud and delusional enough to shit up any fan spaces that let them take root.
>vtuber audience are also males
Also true but beside the point, which was made as evidence that the game has appeal to women.

>>539123149
>blue sparks
Don't bother.
Just get a proper gold blue and pay it up.

>>539122989
you vill contest ze seiun ult proc
you vill run 3 front
or you vill run ze bakushine

>>539120082
>>539123224
Uhh bros I don't wanna be hypnoraped

>>539122989
there isn't a benefit, if you run a front in cm3 you are competing for Seiun Sky unique skill at acceleration, or you are running a blocker who is going to secure it at the key moment of acceleration.

>>539122850
You can't back out, yanno?

>>539122194
BACK OFF!

Daiwa first, the rest nowhere.

>>539123149
Just give up on one of the cards and bring super creek. Or even vodka for breath. Buying gold recovery makes is much MUCH easier.

is there a good guide for team trials anywhere?
i've just been throwing random umas in there a nd i'm having trouble staying in class 6. i know certain skills can boost your score, and i'm guessing certain umas do better than others?
any youtube guides or autistic documents?

Why is this CM so inconsistent? Makes no sense that I'm losing to people with 200 less speed and stamina.

>>539123614
you have 3-400 wit for starters

top 3 umas for anal

king halo
tokai teio
grass wonder

>>539123597
witmaxxing + buying as many skills that proc 100% of the time

>>539123614
the game always was and will be about who procs their skills

post more chiyono

>>539123694
>>539123717
Skills are only like +50 speed.

>>539123467
>>539122194
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH I NEED TO GIVE HER MY SEED

>>539122335
>2 lone wolfs

>>539123697
King is for impregnation you're a faggot.

>>539122760
you WILL eat ze burger

>>539123597
the youtuber your pic is based from

>>539123302
they can be loud but never louder than the japanese audience, everything cygames add to the game will be always taking in consideration what the japanese audience want not what a bunch of global trannies on twitter cry for

>>539123491
Crispy image aside, I had the same thing happening with such a wide distance and was content with winning when suddenly McQueen fucking passed my honse at the finishing line.

>>539123691
her begging face makes it even funnier

>>539123149
Just hit the stamina goals, for Tenno Sho Spring it's 480 + 1 gold recovery

>>539123597
I just put my best racers in there with 6+ skills. It has been working out.

Why did I even fall for the cooldown meme? Shit only procs right out of the starting gate or a nose from the finish line.

this is the kind of stuff that gets me going since i started playing this game. fuck my life.

Game Special Week is so damn unlikable

>>539123691
She is ready.

>>539123614
Your speed and stamina doesn't matter if you didn't build correctly.
Do you have enough power for the second hill?
Do you have a countermeasure for front-end gimmick horses?
Do you have a skill that procs on the last corner?
Fail any of these and you get inconsistent results.
You were told to get Golshi, get spurt, get a front runner and get power to 800. That should be enough to win every single time.

>>539123892
what the fuck

so I can kind get Groundwork and Moxie in 1 career for Sky, but what's the best/easiest way to get tail held high as well?

>>539124026
check her potential levels you dingus

>>539123943
MAMA MAMA I NEED MILK AND CUDDLES WAAAAAAH

>>539123897
don't you love it when she spends 5 minutes crying and making it about her every time you beat her in career

>>539122335
come back when you've slain an S rank

>star unlock Ryan
>do career to possibly make a decent parent
>get personal best career score
Too bad sparks suck and skills are all over the place

chestnut HATE

>>539116110
>>539116610
Thanks all!

>>539123961
>get Golshi
I will never run the goldSHIT.

>>539124026
isn't that a base seiun skill?

Take this! You'll need her.

GOLSHI NO

>>539118980
Pink spark generation just chooses from your A and S aptitudes at the end of the career, I don't think S rank is weighted differently from A.
For example, if you have Maruzensky, she has a 33% chance to get Mile spark (assuming you don't raise any other of her aptitudes), she is great for farming Mile sparks for GParent (although her affinity sucks)

>>539124159
>goldshit
doesn't count

raping my trainee without her consent!

this legend race is great
goldship dunking on mcqueen is very lore accurate

>>539123892
>smell his own shoes

>>539124159
>no long S
S rank glue lmao

holy shit I fucking made it in time

semen retained

>>539124363
*yoink* she's mine now

>>539124159
I love how I can recreate that whales deck exactly but never had a stat line close to it.
I wonder how many runs it took.

Damn, couldn't get flustered front runners. I feel like King Halo or Grass Wonder are going to be the best users of Opening Gambit in the Cancer Cup.

>>539124159
that low wit is the only reason why

Why are people losing their minds over acceleration skills instead of just training power?

>>539123892
concerning

>>539124454
it wouldn't be rape if she consents retard

this is now a umasmell thread

>>539124578
>the best users of Opening Gambit in the Cancer Cup
your vodka?

>>539123614
>RNG The Game
But it makes perfect sense

>>539123009
Isn't she one of the top meta umas on JP currently? Pretty sure I saw a vid of tons of nips metafagging with Gentildonna/Orfevre/Chrono Genesis teams. So clearly she's being used. A lot.

>>539123892
>the droopy ears

i guess it needs to be done

>>539124478
yeah thats just my shitty AI translator that i built for reading pixiv captions. its hard to auto-translate japanese pronoun usage without context.

>>539124760
Does she have it built in? I hadn't noticed.

>>539123892
can't you use your fucking brain and fix it yourself, you fucking retard?

>>539123614
I think people may have fundamentally misunderstood how the game actually works and are building for the wrong stats.

Maybe there's more to life than just 1200 speed. But the echochamber knows nothing else.

>5/5 races have a Seiun Sky in it that beats my Mayano
I don't think I'll be getting into even the B finals this time

>>539123892
You gotta be careful with foot smelly levels, someone could get hurt.

>>539123892
Is this the whole purpose of the legend races? So we can take their shoes and then dot his with them?

>>539124721
I'm getting both

>>539115138 (OP)
>managed to luckshit a 1200speed 1100 power tachyon
>800 stamina + standard distance will pull through with 3 gold recoveries, had almost 500 wit too
>special week didn't complete her event line
>guts 1 spark

>>539125047
your mayano is supposed to be an ender with spurt

>>539124948
No but she can use Agnes's card or get it from parenting if anyone even cared about that.

>>539125013
misclick, meant for >>539124916
You clearly did the typesetting. Fix the grammar too, dumbass

does the stat bonus apply only when you train that stat? or does it also apply when you train a different stat?
like training strength also gives some stamina, so does that mean the bit of stamina you get from strength training is also increased by the bonus?

>>539123892
>no results on reverse image search
d-did you draw this

>graded A 2nd round
>0/5
>1/5
>0/5
>0/5

>1/5
>2/5
>0/5
>3/5

aw yeah time to highroll the A finals

>>539125124
>guts 1
That's always how it goes

I cant stop laughing, the amount of effort that went into that piece of artwork is too much. It's like a genuine flash bang grenade. Amazing.

>>539125105
You're the one supposed to be doing the sniffa, not wrapping it to the uma's face

>>539125253
yes

Your trainee just failed her wit test.

>>539124792
yeah, she is

>>539124159
post moods

>>539120036
If that's any comfort that king image got my attention.

Good morning saars:
Can anyone share where I can find highly erotic sei images thank you

>>539125157
Do people not care about it? It seems like a good way to make sure your front runner gets the early lead in a race of all front runners and since most of the other meta debuffs don't work on mile races.

>>539125423
I...I can see it...

Japs have been playing a completely different game for years now, what the fuck would they know about what's actually viable?

>>539125142
I'm not gay

>>539125423
smooth and canon

WTH? 3* Nattie is a built in charmer! I just got her too.

>>539125423
THE

Is Mayano Top Gun any good for CM3? Please respond

>>539124578
Its okay, your frontrunner will debuff the other frontrunners.
This skill is fucking nuts. A lv 1 white skill that is better than most gold skills.

>need Silence Suzuka
>need Summer Maru
>need Fine Motion
>Can't afford to get any of them because I need to save 80k carats for the Kitasan rerun
I don't know if I can keep playing this. The existence of Kitasan ruins the entire game, because without her you aren't actually able to play the game.

Got my mile cm ace ready. Group B 2nd place secured.

>>539125423
IS THAT

>3/5
>1/5
>3/5
>4/5
i don't feel so good for the finals oshibros...

>>539119935
soulless 60 fps interpolation

>>539125818
are you retarded

>>539125243
no the tool just does it all automatically. im pretty happy with it desu.

>>539125879
You can keep posting sexy Goldship but I'm not going to lose

how many fucking power cards do i need to get to 1200

this shit is impossible

>>539125864
Keep trying. She could be 30% faster.

every kingu poster is now a chick to me

>>539125732
I plan to put that on my Suzuka, and then run another pace chaser or late ace to deal with brockushins. But that still leaves a slot for my wife King Halo to actually do something in this race.

>>539125918
Why did she say this? Does she hate urara?

>>539125124
>get 1200/1000/800 golshi with S turf and a ton of green skills
>creek cucks me out of maestro so the run is glue
And I haven't had anything as good since

>>539126062
just keep training speed after cap bwo

>>539125729
She's female Oguri, she's good for everything.

so whats the deck spreads for cm3 for front runer? should i replace tachyon or eishin with another power?

>>539125254
no it's from a pixiv artist who has a TON of art like this.

AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE DANCHOU KILLLL THE LEEEEEECH

>>539123892
Based and degenerate. Saved.

>>539126248
Oguri isn't good for everything I've barely seen a single Oguri win this CM for example.

>>539125918
the spooked tail always gets me

Do not open

>>539126265
Front runners are for whales, so people are using full MLB SSR decks.

you will marry your trainee

>>539125709
Yeah, every 3* uma (natural or star unlocked) can get special conditions from their costume events, such as
>Charming
>Fast Learner
>Hot Topic
>Practice Perfect

WARNING WARNING WARNING

The competition for round 2 was WAY harder than any of us expected after round 1. Many of us saw a precipitous drops in our winning average after our round matches. We are all in danger of losing the platinum title and being made mockery of by our fellow anons.

THERE IS ONLY ONE POSSIBLE SOLUTION. If you have already qualified for the GRADED A RANK FINALS then WE MUST work together and purposefully run WEAK horses in the matches today to ensure as many WEAK players are filtered into the finals as possible.

YES THIS WILL REQUIRE SACRIFICE OF SOME RESOURCES BY INTENTIONALLY LOSING WHERE YOU MIGHT HAVE WON BUT IT'S FOR THE COLLECTIVE GREATER GOOD.

Pic related could be your foe on finals eve if we implement this GRAND STRATEGY.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

END OF WARNING. WARNING. WARNING.

>>539126092
I cant keep trying. My best breeders are 7 star spark speed or pwr. And just dont have the cards upgraded enough.

>>539125423
見える

>>539125319
It's something AI can never hope to be able to replicate, that's for sure

>>539126386
AAAAAAAAAAH MY BOOOOOOOOOOONES

>>539124137
for some reason I find this spe incredibly attractive

My wife Narita Brian won a match in CM3!

>>539123892
Is this how you collect the shoes after the race?

>>539126386
MY RIBS

>>539126062
power and stamina feel impossible to get to 1200 because you dont need lots of them to finish the career. meanwhile speed is just cruise control and free.

>>539126386
*dies*

Danchou if you don't kick them out I'm gonna stop farming too

>>539125423
>people get warned/banned for slighting seacreatures
>this anon gets to be based and post gooch

>>539126325
horrible
got a link?

>>539126386
I should have listened...

>>539126360
Pure sucrose.

Will we have even a single double win youtuber after CM2?

I know pace chasers are supposed to be bad in this one but wouldn't Hayahide be good against bakushins because her Win Q.E.D. is guaranteed to activate when she passes the front runners bakushin blocked?

>>539125423
It's kinda dumb how a single short line is all there to draw a woman genital from this camera angle, and all of sudden the whole image is nsfw

Having to pull cards and waifus is some salaryman bullshit.

>>539126194
Umamusume pAsa is only speaking out against the tyranny of the cute imposed by a lolicon hag, as seen in >>539117379

why does maruzensky always gives a thumbs up

>>539126605
He died, anon....

>>539126548
My wife Narita Brian has 27% WR