Thread 717960315

I can't win with any horse except Bakushin and Shizuka
How do I get gooder without paypigging

Shouldn't it be "Get real!"?

>>717960315 (OP)
Why are jannies deleting uma threads?

>>717960315 (OP)
follow whale players and borrow their veterans and cards also watch the jp bro on yt, umamudme is wit game

>>717960424
One of them is a butthurt mlpfag.

>Get 3 fucking Silence Suzuka onsen scenes
>Get 1 for another horse
>Get no one else
WHAT DOES THIS FLATTY WANT WITH ME
I WANNA BATHE WITH MY OTHER HORSES TOO

>>717960315 (OP)
Get better cards, you probably have them already
Also in general people don't abide by tax stats, you do need stamina and power based on your role and race types.

>>717960315 (OP)
Stop playing gachashit. You're retarded for doing so if you spend money on it, and you're doubly retarded if you do so without spending money. Go play an actual game or at least fuck off and stop reminding non-subhumans that people as stupid as you exist.

>>717961435
But I like games like Era Toho and Princess Trainer

>>717961435
look at how cute this horse is

>>717960315 (OP)
Speed isn't the only stat in the game.

I've been watching horse shoeing videos all day

>>717961435
mmmmmmmmm no.

>>717960315 (OP)
Fully uncapped SR cards are better than most 0* SSRs.

>>717962331
source?

>hottest outfit in the game is worn by my gym bro
Welp I’m gay I guess.

>>717962331
The good ones are. Even maxed Agnes Digital I wouldn't take over any power SSR.

>>717960315 (OP)
I dunno man, I got Vodka and Scarlet's good endings and I started last week
I guess skills made the difference because my top stat was speed at 700ish and not frontrunning with Scarlet for URA finals and instead doing pace with Competitive Spirit
Gold Ship is apparently harder to get the good ending for by design, as a request from its owner

>>717962558
I have a maxed Digital and i have no idea what she's even good for, late surgers?

>>717960424
same as usual, 24/7 constant generals with thread culture
although honestly i think the /vg/ rule should be dropped until /v/ actually start having vidya discussions, there's 0 reason to push shit off to /vg/ when 99% of the catalog is just bait and coom

>>717960315 (OP)
Sorry anon you’re not allowed to discuss this VIDEO GAME (AVAILABLE ON PC AND MOBILE) on the VIDEO GAME board.

so does man and horse make horse or horses futa?

>only "get 3 plushies from crane game" left from the special missions
>I don't know how the fuck to even trigger a crane game

Can we please just go to /vmg/ or that other site while there's no thread up?

I want to discuss the game, not wage war on the moderation of the site. Like sure, it'd be best to have them here but reminder that other places exist too and literally every fucking gacha game has active threads on /v/ -AND- (not OR) /vmg/

>>717962705
The former
Hell, man and woman can maybe make horse because apparently uma genes can be recessive

>>717962764
You have to do recreation with your Uma on the Classic or Senior year, and there's a 1/4 chance that the event pops up

>>717962939
>even more RNG in my runs
I love it I love this game

>>717963013
Anon 80% of the game has some kind of RNG modifier. If you don't like that it's better to stop now.

40 pulls and no SSR. I just wanted to level up Super Creek but fuck me I guess. I'm glad I don't put money into this shit.

>>717962640
Her only perks are the straightaway skills. Really, it's the lack of specialty priority that's killer. Seriously, what cards aside from non-attribute cards like humans can even function without it?

CONNECTING

>>717963086
Yeah but locking a mission behind that is such bullshit

>>717961340
I dunno power seems like a waste seems like I'm getting enough power just training speed.

>>717963128
>Pulling without a spark
This isn't a Mihoyo game, save up 30k carats first, otherwise you're just throwing them down the drain.

This bitch hangs out at every other fucking training except speed. I thought I was going to be getting double and triple rainbows out the ass.

>>717963941
It's a raw number stat not a percentage chance.
>Each stat has a base weight of 100, and not appearing has a weight of 50. These are divided by the total to give the chance of appearing on each training, so 100/550 = 18.18% rainbow rate with 0 specialty. For Kitasan, she has 80 base, so 100 + 80 = 180, then she has unique specialty, so 180 * 1.2 = 216, which is the same as having 116 base. Her Speed appearance rate would be 216/666, or 32.4%.

>>717963208
>I'm getting enough power just training speed
you're not

>>717963941
I'm convinced everyone has a hidden specialty priority towards Guts. Because I swear they will all end up at guts they don't have priority for over any other stat. They can't accidentally all go to stamina or power or anything else, it's always fucking guts.

wumbo

>fails maiden race twice
FUCK

NTR chads WW@?!

>>717964527
>start new career
>first training is 5 of them on guts

>>717964713
5 of them together anywhere at the start sounds amazing.

>>717964594
swap to front runner/pace and take the easy win

>>717960424
not an AI thread or a twitter screencap

>>717964863
How do I swap

POST UMA X TRAINER ART
UMAS WERE MADE FOR THEIR TRAINERS
DO IT NOW

>>717963013
>>717963086
also this is a gacha game, the entire game is built on sucking you dry with rng

>>717960315 (OP)
>Consistently complete all goals
>Choke on the extended series

TAISHIN'S CAREER IS SUCH DOGSHIT SHE'S GOTTEN A MOOD DOWN LIKE 10 FUCKING TIMES THIS RUN

>>717965084
get tazuna support

>>717965035
This fat goat is very cute

>>717965084
git gud noob

>>717964894
race screen with the stats

>>717965116
For what? So I can complete the career? Who gives a shit about that if her stats and are garbage for trials/CM because I used a card that gives no skills or stats.

Whats the banner thats rate up/spark for all Uma?

>>717965084
why does she look cute when her eyes are opened all the way

>>717965162
Huh, I'm a total retard

>>717965175
>he doesn't know

>FRAUDship
>FRAUD Shower
>FRAUD Week
>Oguri Cap (which means FRAUD)
>FRAUD Shuttle
>MaFRAUDnsky
>Silence FRAUDka
>FRAUDeio
>Mihono FRAUD
>Biwa HayaFRAUD
>Symboli FRAUD
>FRAUDro McFRAUD
>TM FRAUD O
>FRAUDka
>FRAUDwa Scarlet
>FRAUD Wonder
>El FRAUD Pasa
>FRAUD Groove
>Mayano Top FRAUD
>FRAUDro FRAUDyan
>Super FRAUD
>Winning FRAUD
>SakuFRAUD FRAUDshin O
>Haru UraFRAUD
>MatikaneFRAUDaru
>Nice FRAUD
>King FRAUD
>Agnes FRAUDchyon
>Agnes DigiGOAT

>>717965184
The Smart Falcon one in January

>>717965154
IT'S LITERALLY RNG FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

>>717965084
>Ack!

>>717960315 (OP)
Borrow a 9 stam Uma
Borrow Kitasan Black or Super Creek
get 600 in speed, stam and strength
???
Win the URA

>>717965084
ACK!

>>717965218
>Not "FRAUD Nature"
One fucking job, man

>>717965247
>>717965247
i did that but Tamomo CHUD kept winning.....

Taishin's smol cock...

>>717965218
Agnes...... I kneel...........

Is the coast is clear a good skill?

I quit a run today. I don't really know why. I feel more lost the more I dig into things.

I love my wife McQueen!!

>>717965119
I prefer dark elves myself

>>717965718
I love your wife, too.

>>717964668
we RABU ntr!

>>717965649
fov skills aren't that good

>>717965718
That’s Teio’s wife. She’s not for you.

>>717963128
40 is nothing, I went 130 rolls without a single SSR on Kitasan banner

umapy*i

>>717966378
I went 200 rolls just to get the pity

My umawives

>>717964713
>>717966684
>>717963374
Shit I've learned my lesson never roll on anything unless you really want it and have 30k carats to drop on it.

Tachyon love

>>717960315 (OP)
>without paypigging
Nigger please! What fucking game did you think you were watching? You are one huge dumb ass motherfucker!

>>717965781
I keep on forgetting how big NTRs tits are

>>717966853
Jungle Bucket is so painfully underrated

is there a reason to hoard statues?

>>717960315 (OP)
Why is the Smart Falcon banner has free roll while the midget banner had nothing at all?

>>717967298
No, just use them to get your favorite horse to 3* - 5*

Leave NTR to me

>>717966871
I've also been spending as I go.
And welp, might as well ride out the creek banner.

>>717967445
>tries to kill them

>>717960315 (OP)
Peculiar indication

>>717961471
He's a good boy

>>717962640
She's good for debuffers

>>717967445
when is the chud horse

Agnes more like Ugliness lol

>>717970652
Anus Reddityon

>>717960315 (OP)
pay up pig

>>717961109
Be grateful you lucky bastard

>>717964668
>NTR gets NTR'd by her kouhai

>>717972968
HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT HOPW FLAT SHE IS!!! OH MY GOD, THAT'S SO FUCKING HOT!

>>717960424
advertising gambling to kids is illegal

>>717960315 (OP)
>real horse
PRETTY

>>717962542
>hot
She isnt flat though?

Besides Sweep Tosho and Hishi Amazon, what other SRs are worth using?

>>717977543
Manhattan Cafe, Marvelous Sunday, King Halo, Eishin Flash

>>717977543
Tachyon and Bourbon

>gold ship missions last until 22th
well i just speed ran that shit for no reason

>It was a very popular VHS!
How old is Maruzensky?

time to migrate

>>717979310
She was in an NES racing game

>>717979310
Old enough to remember how to use a pager.

Janny awakes

>>717979310
Old enough to remember when drive in movies were the new hot thing

>>717979310
It is possible she is older than many zoomer anons' parents

If you happened to read this, a good morning to you janny

>>717979310
Need an edit

>>717961435
>new game with strono womenx released pls buy!!!
Uhm nyo

>>717975431
>>717972968
she would easily pass the beach shorts challenge

>>717979631
>*Sips* yep, this is how it used to be in my day

>Thread disguised as AI general
Bump limit, no issues
>Thread discussing same current new game, recent #1 bestseller on steam
DELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETE

>>717979693
Melanated janny doesn’t know better please understand

>>717979310
Old enough to think arcade OutRun is hottest new racing game

>>717979693
Seems like the only way to have uma threads to make them AI ones now

>>717963128
>40 pulls and nothing
Yeah, no shit

>>717979310
She's the oldest horse in the game IIRC.

>instead of trying to make a good honse I'll maximize the odds of winning these garbage races so I only have to do one career for each
El Jobber Pasa you are going straight to the glue factory.

>>717979796
Doesn’t even have to be ai lol, just slap dalle-3 in the title

That update for automatic team trials and daily races can't come soon enough
its so tedious

>>717979631
God damn, I am happy this exists

>>717960315 (OP)
Limbus Company download future

>finally got around to URAing a Nice Nature career
What the hell, they're basically like a young married couple, why is she acting all innocent like a shy maiden? She groomed Trainer-san.

>>717979967
Definitely my third favorite girl.

>>717966961
Summer Tachyon on global when

>>717960424
i guess they hired (lol) a new janny because he actualy delete thread where people talk about video game

>>717979967
Just look at this cute, caring and horny SNAKE.

so super creek's goo goo babies thing is 100% her kink right

>>717979310
Maruzen is old enough to have used those old ass pseudo-vinyl LaserDisc thingies that came out before VHS and Betamax
>>717979631
This is fucking perfection

>>717980006
Wait like 2 years.

>>717979868
Remember when the threads was all about seething having to burn all the clocks just to clear goals? But now even a single 2nd place is unacceptable kek

>>717979631
>*sips* yep, they don't make music like they used to
>*slurrrrrp* lemme put my B'z cassette into the deck and show you REAL stuff

>>717980236
>B'z
she probably listens to flower travellin' band or sadistic Mika.

>>717980231
I remember when many anons were pissed on pace as a strategy because they neglected their stamina.

Golshi....... lay off the creatine............

>do optional G2 race
>5th
>do fucking tokyo derby 3 turns later
>1st by distance

>>717960368
don't expect too much from seaniggers, anon

>>717962821
>umas are filthy mutant scum
say it ain't so

gold shrimp

>>717966684
this was a good mickey mouse episode

Gold wife

>>717979310
old enough to be out of touch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCkJ5lGPqFs

Why is Narita Taishin so smol anyway. Was the real hoers almost pony-sized or something

upside down retard

>>717960424
I honestly wouldn't mind if they started deleting the 5+ year old 24/7 rpg and Twitter screencap threads but they aren't so it seems they really want me to start shitting on people and disrupting threads again. At least be consistent in your application of the rules instead of playing favoritism and making the board exponentially worse. I make threads on games I'm playing with webms and actual discussion, but there's no point if mods are gunna dishonestly flood the catalogue with dogshit casual games and bait. I won't behave myself if they wont play fairly.

>>717963374
It's impossible to save 30k every time you want something, banners are too fast

>>717980971
I love Urara.

>>717981215
based

>>717980231
>very next run gets pic related
Trust me I wish I could use clocks on non-goal races, things would be so much better.

What the fuck is Janny’s problem? I’m seriously starting to think he genuinely IS an Assmad mlp faggot.

>>717980891
Being born in the middle of June is super late for a race horse

>>717981520
I've genuinely never once got a blanket warning from a mod or janny in my twenty years of browsing this shithole until these uma threads

>>717963208
Op could not be using kitasan, which does give more power, power cards aren't the only things that give more power
Generally when people struggle in career they're usually starting out, rolled on umas way too much, or have a flat out unviable deck

>>717962542
Her hair honestly kills her design.
It is a nice outfit though.

>>717981619
Same, it's fucking nuts.

>>717981619
Same - what has got their goat? Gold Ship would literally kill Twilight Sparkle and her faggy friends bare-handed faggy janny

janny are you ok?

>a regular SR trainee suddenly turned out to be a SSR
kino

I can't be arsed to do more than one career a day, I don't think I'm getting all the golshi monis and golshi fans

Yeah, I got Maruzensky's onsen ticket
What are you gonna do about it?

>get shit to 1200/1200
>B+

>>717981760
Are you okay janny?

>>717982147
looks like your uma lacks guts

>>717981760
>>717982231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UrpAuWTys

I got the professor of curvature hint before the debut, maybe rice can win shit now

>>717960424
Reminder that they never delete the blue arcuck threads

mmmm

>>717966853
Where is my wife Manhattan Cafe

Do irl race horses know they're racing? Do they get mad when they lose? Or are they just happy to be there and running?

>>717983252
Cunny = more controversial = more angry people click on threads = more engagement bait = more ads revenue

>>717983567
I assume a good 85% of anons use some kind of ad blocker
oh, it's phoneniggers, isn't it?

>>717983739
>seeing ads on mobile

>>717983557
symboli rudolf was visibly upset when he lost his first race that broke his undefeated record.
and a lot of them know where the finish line is and they do slow down after hitting it some of them even lose because they under shoot the finish line and slow down too early

>>717963013
I've played my share of gacha games in the past decade but this game is hands down the most shameless one when it comes to RNG. sure having to roll for characters and equipment (cards) is par for the course, but getting the skills from the cards YOU ARLEADY ROLLED FOR is ALSO RNG? what the fuck? and that's not even bringing up rainbow chances, mood swings, boxed in, inspiration, sparks, the list goes on. a 20 minute run can get invalidated because you rolled the dice wrong.

it's a fun game and arguably doubly so because of all the stuff mentioned but sweating it out and going all tryhard is just an exercise in frustration.

test

Are all dirt races miles?

MORE LIKE SILENT SHITTER

>>717983923
In the next two years they will partially reduce the rng, in regards to the sparks and the claw machine game, but yea I agree it's too much to handle

you're playing a gatcha based on horse racing you can't complain about rng once you've reached this stage of depravity

>>717984001
Haru gave the thumbs up because the dumbass cameraman told her probably

>>717983880
Too bad Katsuragi Ace wasn't an Uma at that time in the story.

>>717984061
In team trials I think they can be sprint or mile. As for actual races, there's the Teio Sho which is medium dirt.

>>717984112
ONLY those? Jesus christ

>>717983425
Go back, Tachyon

>>717984692
AI COPEE

I have a question, how do horsegirls fare in legit long distance runs like a marathon, because they need a fuckton of stamina to last a 2500m course
>>717964906
original pic is too big for 4chan and I'm on my phone

Would you use at least three years of your life to train her? And if you would, would it be out of pity, just for the paycheck or for some other reason?

This was my very first hot spring ticket win and it felt so much lewder than it should've been.

>>717979310
You don’t want to know

>>717983880
>some of them even lose because they under shoot the finish line and slow down too early
Lol dumb horse

>>717985235
shiburin

>>717985235
How did you get a Hot Spring ticket for Umamusume A?

>>717964906
yeah sure here's Spe announcing her engagement with Tore-san

>>717985127
>look it up
>a well-trained horse can cover 50km in a day, with proper breaks to rest
>meanwhile a human can cover 42km in three hours because our stamina is goated
It really puts into perspective how we managed to get as far as we did as a species

>>717983880
>>717985265
Isn't the jockey only job to deal with this shit? Disgraceful

>>717980016
Actually both video tape formats came out a couple of years before LaserDisc. That's surprisingly short time but still. LaserDisc was really ahead of its time.

What do we think of the latest drama?

>>717985472
>>717985265

>Think jockeys cropping the horse is to get them to go fast against their will
>Its actually to remind the horse 'hey retard you can still run farther down this track'

stop calling Maruzensky old... or else...

>>717985472
Blunders in sports are nothing new

>>717985579
What are you gonna do? Give me tips?

>>717985205
Her naive optimism is good at balancing out me being a complete doomer.

>>717985205
>some other reason
because itd be fun

>>717985205
>or for some other reason?
She makes me happy

>>717985442
ancient humans would walk animals to death, just by tracking and harassing to the point of exhaustion
a proper arrow to the heart saves you the trip, of course

all my homies hate vodka

>>717985574
A Tobyfox game having the worst fanbase of the decade sure brings back memories

Even in the URA finals it seems half the brackets are filled with npc horses
how did they get here

>>717985574
The more things change, the more they stay the same

>>717983880
>>717983557
Video of gold ships nephew slowing down after the race even without his jockey and trying to jump the rail because he knows it's over
https://youtu.be/fvib96CBqyU

>>717985442
Running a marathon is something you can only do once every few months because of how hard it fucks your shit up. I read once that marathon runners in the immediate aftermath of a race exhibit symptoms similar to being hit by a car or motorped at low speed. There's a good reason the OG runner just fucking died on the spot after hitting the finish line.

>>717985574
Deltarunefags are the new Homestuck fanbase

Who is the sexiest ?

>>717985721
What do they think of Bourbon?

>>717960424
they delete anything they don't like or isn't nintendo/culture war shit
reminder that you can't even post nintenbro

>>717985920
Goku

>>717985786
>jockey falls down
>still finishes second (albeit DQd due to no jockey)
>everyone cheers
>keeps running
>jumps over the fence, maybe to show off because the Gold family has fanservice in their genes
>trips and eats shit
>squirms for a bit and stops moving
>everyone gets worried (jockeys take a look and keep walking) it got injured or worse
>it was actually sulking and munching on grass while lying down until the groomer called
>gets up like nothing happened

>>717985920
Flat is justice

>>717985721
Your homie loves vodka.

>>717985786
Funny dog

>>717985920
For me, it's Mihono Bourbon and her super shameless racing outfit

>>717986102
I know they toned down the yuri, but Vodka was rent free in Scarlet's head throughout Scarlet's career. I thought her development would be that she should obsess less about her rival but she ended up wanting to pursue Vodka wherever Vodka goes to race, even abroad.

>>717986183
who lets her daughter race while dressed like that

>>717986102
Nah. She just happened to win Vodka plushies from the claw machine. It wouldn't be okay to just throw them away, you know.

Number 1

which trainee has the strongest tail

>>717985943
Is that how she stores fat? Woah

>>717986368
It has to go somewhere

>>717986316
Flower

>>717985920
For me, it's Tachyon in casual clothes

>my wife?
>brian
>ryan
>and mr COCK BALL

browsed so much umamusume on twitter and now im getting tumblr tier oguri cap vore fan art poppin up, aint fair

>>717985920
my wife of course

>>717986316
isn't that shit mostly hair?

>>717986450
Oh no...

>>717986507
dear god...

So was Uma!world version of Mr Ed just about an uma living in some dudes stable and getting up to shenanigans?

>>717986559
trainer-san we're CIA

WHEN I SAY NTR
YOU SAY LOVE
NTR

The game was fun until the kitasan banner reminded me that you have to be a massive luckshitter or a paypig to enjoy gacha games

>>717979631
gem

>ctrl+f mambo
>0 results

>>717985920
There are two types of people, the ones who believe in Golshi supremacy and the ones who pretend they don’t

>>717986734
Mambo!

>>717986253
Daddy was a tranier that got seduced by his Umamusume. It's only natural that the daughter would do the same.

>>717986615
this is a TM Opera o board

>>717986567
With a running gag of someone saying "now now, hold your horsegirls, let's not get hasty" and said horsegirl getting hugged by the stablemaster

>>717986734
mambo is weak

Janny fuck

This guy draws a lot of Bakushin

>>717961435
What other game should I play? Only good game that released this year is Expedition 33 and I already finished it.

>>717960315 (OP)
>another """game""" to trap the asian man's mind in gacha purgatory

>>717985885
it's the same fanbase

>>717986615
why does she take so fucking long to come out, did they release her with the OVA?

>>717985920
They're all perfect, I refuse to answer

>>717986734
>>717986774
So true!

daily raisu dewa

jupitah cuppo dewa

moonlighto sho dewa

>>717985786
Gold Ship is such a high IQ horse, even his descendants exhibit strange behavior that's almost humanlike

That was worth the statues

>>717986213
Did they?

>>717987225
*chair clattering*

>>717985786
the entire stay gold bloodline is fucking cursed

>>717986183
>shameless racing outfit
powercreep is such a problem in gacha games

How does bourbon feel knowing she got powercrept by another robot honse in the future career mode

>>717986937
Its kind of interesting how we weaboos like my gen went through the cringy y2k phase, but we kind of left behind and even back then we heavily hid our powerlevel IRL, unlike cartoonfags who wear deadpool pajamas outside, and eat cereal for breakfast at 38. You just need to look up someone who is involved with cartoons even on youtube and its always a very specific phenotype.

>>717987354
>>717987412
>slutcrept
>robocrept
bourbonbros...

>>717987475
>>717985758
alright, I'm listening.

>>717983557
Horses race each other in the wild, however it's not a winner-takes-all thing, it's more about keeping up with the group. The jockeys are there to urge them to go as fast as they can. So they probably understand on some level, but wouldn't take it as seriously without human intervention.

I find myself in need of guidance, o noble and wise anons.

>>717987641
It's not gonna work and you know it

>>717987641
It is gonna work and you know it

>>717987641
+100
Fucking press it lol

>>717987475
chad sirius vs virgin human

>>717987641
You only live once. DO IT!

>>717987641
LET'S GO GAMBLING

>>717987641
It would be pretty cool if it worked, you know

>>717987641
DO IT

>nice nature first time
>beat the snot out of teio every chance I get
>somehow the game still acts like she's this impossible hurdle
this feels kinda dumb

>>717987641
GANBARE ANON

these 3D models look really funny in-game for some reason
>Spe
>Teio
>Helios

everyone else looks cute and normal
but these three make me hoot and holler whenever they show up

>>717987641
Do it pussy

>>717987781
HELOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOO

>>717981409
Oh you'd like MANT wasting all of your clocks in one week. Better stock them everyday from now on.

>>717987724
anything above 10% feels like a cointoss in this game

>>717987641
The EV of clicking this is bad
+12 Spd +6 pow -0.88 mood with chance of practice poor
So no, you should never click it

>>717987641
VROOM
VROOM
HARIKITTE IKOU!

post results.

>>717987895
If it gives more than 60 speed i wont even look how shit the odds are

>>717987895
Don't listen to this faggot.
Who wants you to sabotage your run

This was my first +100, I had to. Can't respond because apparently that's spam.

>>717987884
Anything above 0% is dangerous, I've failed 2 (two) 1% in the same run.

>>717987832
I'd say Tazuna belongs on the list

>>717987981
You dummy, you took the time to record this but didnt turn off skip! There's that brief second where you cant tell that would have made it funny

>>717987998
Just glue and train the next honse??

>>717987981
Do the next +100, never give up.

>>717987981
how did they get away with that failure animation

>>717988042
I'll turn off skip next time, didn't even think of that.

>>717987981
you can't say you didn't try at least.

>>717987874
Tachy’s really gonna love her fracture.

>>717988105
It's funny cartoon physics. Don't think too much about it

>>717988068
I was so mad I stoppped playing for a week (took care of my backlog) and missed the Condor legend race, so now I'm stuck with one missing trophy.

>>717988210
>no belly bulge
fake

>>717987974
It doesn't actually give more than 60 speed, it gives 12 in fact

>>717987998
>>717988068
Umamusume is high roll game
If you squeeze out as many gambas as you can you can get a god horse but have to accept C-grade failed careers here and there
I'm not sure if i could bring myself to do that because of what you're doing to your umas by pushing them so close to the edge

>>717987981
nice, now get that practice perfect!

Honestly it wasn't that bad, practice poor was cured in 1 turn and (You)r fanletter brought back her mood as well.
This arima placement is pretty good considering I didn't get long sparks in classic year, she's still D.

>>717988324
Idk what ur smoking but it clearly says 100

>>717987981
I love the confused face they make when they fail the bike training. Especially when it's the more serious acting characters like Air Groove

>>717988404
retard

>>717960870
I'm a mlpfag and I quite like Umamusume.
Would be better with hooves and horsepussy, but still.

>>717988418
What kind of face the super serious president of Tracen Luna-chan gonna make?

>>717988460
Yea are quite literally yes. They teach you numbers in pre-school

>>717988590
>Yea are quite literally yes
SAAR

>>717988638
At least you know letters i guess

>>717988669
DO NOT REDEEM THE SPEED TRAINING

What’s her problem

>>717988105
The seat isn't stabbing her ass, it just got lowered because the screw holding the seat became loose, you can't see the whole animation if you're a skipchad.
https://youtu.be/6KriamqE0ww?si=ZW3MmNN3dwWrf7hu&t=22

>717988697
>please pay attention to me being retarded
nyo

I only have enough SP to fully max out one SR card at the moment.
Which one do I go for and why?

>Mayano Top Gun
>Mihono Bourbon
>King Halo
>Marvelous Sunday
>Biwa Hayahide

Why is she like this

>>717988849
What card are you lacking for in a deck? Speed or stam?

>>717988775
>>717988865
horse mafia

>>717988849
depends what you need
King Halo MLB is in almost of my decks though so if you have a need for speed go for that

>>717962821
I still find hilarious that the devs refuse to answer about how the fuck the naming process happen exactly for Umas.
Do parents in that world really go "Yeah, we wanted to name her Charlotte, but she got out with a tail so instead we gonna call her Pinpoing Shoes W".

>>717988849
consult this tierlist I stumbled in the wild

>>717988849
i have King Halo, Mihono Bourbon and Marvelous Sunday maxed out and use them all the time. i would probably say Marvelous Sunday if you don't have a good SSR wit card

>>717988849
>>717988942

>>717964906
>POST UMA X TRAINER ART
Better: a live action of it.

>>717984001
I can't get Armstrong's voice out of my head with that one

>>717985791
idk man nowadays in east africa they just run multiple marathons a week for training

>>717988927
>Sodashi

A first rate stripper!

>>717988820
meant for >>717988697

>>717988927
Do Jordan and Orferve ever interact? seems like a funny interaction for the le tyrant to not be the boss of their gym

That was fun, I have a new mile runner for team trials now. Before you ask, the sparks are bad.

>>717988926
Probably speed.

>>717988942
>>717988963
>>717989027
>>717989132
Arigato, I have made my decision.

>>717966853
WHEN

>>717987225
I mean, her outfit is really classy. Nothing excessive, just a nice looking dress.

Post the webm of Orfevre smelling his own poop.

Do you think Gold Ship likes getting scratches?

This game has too many dykes

>>717989427
Edit the balls to be purple and green instead of purple and orange.

>>717989501
Uglycute dog

>>717989887
Nah, the small handful of vaguely /u/ couples are actually pretty great. Tama and Ogurin are my favorite.

>>717989163
>the way her back arches when getting scratched
why are some animals such sluts for humans? ostriches are like this too

>>717960424
Uma>mlp

>>717986507
Has science gone too far?

>>717986507
i made her birth all these out

YOUR NARITA SHE'S NARITA
ANY OTHER NARITA I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT!/

>>717990402
Narita Airport

is there a way to reset team spots so i'm not forced into auto-fill and can actually try and have a good lineup? Not only the auto is misunderstanding my umas but the swapping is impossible as i dont have enough horses.

>>717990305
I love this song, it's probably the only serious Uma song I really dig.
Naomi Oozora has voiced a lot of joke characters but she's good at this sort of thing, too.

what's narita

>>717986089
It's so human, it makes me love them so much

>>717990710
The main internation Japanese airport near Tokyo

>>717990710
nari ta BAWLZ
HAH gottem

>>717989726
That’s stay gold

>>717962779
/vg/ has uma threads doe?

>>717986875
The fact that she doesn't get more fanart makes me upset

Do umas ever get confused by the multiple mejiros or naritas? or is it just like having the same last name (no relation)

>>717990710
not much, how about you?

Matikanefukukitaru, remember her name

>>717990913
Yeah it's just treated like a family name, you always use their second name when refering to them.

>>717990885
Orfevre inherited Stay Gold's poop smelling habits
No don't ask me how that works, Orfevre was the only one to inherit it for some reason.

BAKUSHIN
>BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
>BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
>BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
>BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
>BAKUSHIN

>>717990710
the coolest horse

>>717990913
I don't know, we don't get confused by so many Smiths and Goldsteins out there.

Isn't Bakushin north korean propaganda

>>717980531
Setzeri is a finngolian

>>717960424
Jannoid is a blizzardfag that hates jap games. The reason for deleting Uma threads is because there were no final fantasy xiv threads for him to seethe in. Now that there’s some ffxiv threads up the Uma threads can stick

>>717989163
You have the knowledge...

>>717991063
she kinda cute her
can't really get onboard with her whole dyke thing

>>717991075
i'm afraid so comrade

>>717989672
but she's super plain and uninteresting tho?

>>717991110
he should go back to the sauna, then

>>717990983
>over 100 reposts since 2022
ok, we get it, you can stop now

Favorite Gold Clan member?

U R A
Finale

>>717991118
They are letting xiv stay because people are foldertrancing those threads and they turn into a shitshow

>>717969374
IRL Meisho Doto is very cute..but im also worried about him, he's like 29 now.

>>717991359
U R A... fainaruzu?

>>717962779
Kys janny

>>717989163
Me when I was taking care of my mare.

>>717991308
No

anyone else had trouble with their paid carats? I bought the monthly thing like a week ago just out of support, but I never used the paid ones yet. yesterday I log in only to see 19 paid carats on my account. you cant even use them so there's 19 left, can you? who ate all the carrots?

why is she like this

>>717962656
the rules are never the rules, just excuses for the jannies personal preferences

>>717980015
yes, its also based on the fact the IRL Creek groomed his jockey

>>717991560
Are you using different plataforms? (Steam, Play Games) Im pretty sure that paid carrots does not share between plats

>>717991560
I think the carats you get in team trials wins count as paid carats, seeing as how they sometimes only give you 3.

>>717990174
Imagine having to live your whole life without being able to scratch yourself, you'd end up becoming fond of whoever can scratch your itches.

>>717991560
>you cant even use them so there's 19 left, can you?
As the game keeps telling you, it always uses free carats first. So if you have 150 paid carats and 19 free, and you roll some banner once, it will use 19 free carats and 131 paid carats for that roll, leaving you with 19 paid carats.

>>717991560
Check each banner's history to see your recent pulls

>>717960315 (OP)
>>717963208
>Power is a waste
>The most important stat threshold for all non front runners
>OP can only win Bakushin and Shizuka
>Front runners
Power is the stat for passing other horses dumbass

>>717991560
did you perhaps used the daily 50 carat roll?

>>717991560
The monthly thing is 500 paid carats once and 50 free carats every day

>>717991710
I know of that restriction, that is not the problem here.

>>717991816
I had 500 them because I bought the pack.

>>717991845
I did not do that. all of my last pulls were either the free tickets or normal carat pulls. you can see I almost have 4k of them.

>>717992171
>>717992190
I didnt touch the daily pull. you cannot even get 19 from 500 if you go -50 per time. guaranteed ssr is 1500 too so not even that can go to 19.

>>717991396
That’s what I mean, that fag is a jannoid. When he’s in ffxiv threads you know he’s not in the catalogue seething over the heckin japslop gacha troons or whatever he gets his panties in a bunch over

>>717985257
>murcielago production: 2001-2010
>gallardo: 2003-2013

>600/600/600
>10+ skills, half of them double-circle
>8 G1 wins
>URA finale completed
>1*, 1 white spark
haha

Who are the gayest horses ?

>>717992337
If you asking why it ends in a non-0, like >>717991816 said, team trials can sometime give 3 carats as a reward. Retarded, but it is what it is. So you obviously overspent your free carats that you have to dip into the 500 paid ones, leaving it at 19.

>2LB Tazuna
I know she's a great card just but let me have a Super Creep ffs

>>717992749
Sunday Silence obviously

>waking up at 5:30AM sharp
>new days don't start till 10AM
The day is basically over by then.
What is this lazy shit.

>>717992821
Stop staring at me with them big ol eyes

>>717991560
Yeah its a mystery sometimes that makes me confused as fuck. I'll just never buy shit again I guess. They want to make it ambiguous and hard to follow. Sometimes you have them. Sometimes you don't. Who the fuck knows. Why they aren't just locked a myster- Oh wait. No its not. Malicious bullshit.