...Or so I've heard.

Mambo!

oguri fat is a washed up retired bum that only stays in school to leech off the free cafeteria food

saratoga must be so confused as to why their races were suddenly so popular today

Why would you pick a human woman over a horse girl?

>>717810204
what do you mean

>>717810326
Food bill

>>717810347
Mambo.

>>717810083 (OP)
RIP Gras Wonder

>autogynephilime

>>717810415
>nu-SH

can i save these free scouts or do i have to use them right now

>>717810235
sounds like she's living the life tbdesu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOddEVP25XU

>>717810475
if it says daily free pull you need to use them

>>717810475
You can't save free rolls, just use them.

>He hasn't ascended his Uma
WITNESS MY DIVINE HONSE CUNNY

>>717810596
God Cap...

Friendship Training with /fit/asan!

>>717810650
>still chasing after duramente after retiring
kitakek....

You look different today Rice. Did you get a haircut?

>>717810364
?

>>717810650
Is this the reason why they have retired horse races? because some of them just can't get it out of their heads?

>>717810650
>HARIKITE IKO

>>717810729
Omatsuri mambo!

>>717810235
Damn…she sounds based!

bros i lost to the meme

>>717810475
Dont listen to those other guys. You want to save those for the upcoming Niagara Flash banner

>>717810781
Oh, great.

>>717810781
ei ei ei mun

>>717810884
Is there a reason people do this other than laziness? Are they trying to artificially bring down their rank so their other horses can more consistently win?

>>717810928
Or maybe they just don't have enough dirt umas to fill the slots?

Is "The Coast is Clear" good on Gold Ship?

>SSR special CHUD
>and not the good one

>>717810928
Maybe they just don't have any other dirt horses? IIRC almost all of the umas with a dirt aptitude above G are 3*s

>>717810982
>>717811048
>not even El Condor Pasa
C’mon now.

>>717810759
they retire the winners early so they can sell their spunk without running the risk of their golden goose getting injured

>>717811012
Nevertheless she has some pretty great skills that you should pass along

>>717810928
Its pretty much quality > quantity
Some players also auto their teams so they get inflated team ranks filled with C+ horses and shitters
At least until you're at B1/B2 rank where everyone seems to know what they're doing

What's better for skill points? Racing or taking that rival trainer card for super-rest?

>>717811204
race

>4 rainbow possible speed cards
>they all go in every category but fucking speed all 3 years

>>717811204
Agnes Tachyon wit card has a skill points bonus as well

>>717811204
Depends on your horse and their stats. I like to bring Kiryuuin for Rudolf for example because she seems to really love mood down events

>>717811346
just like my kitasan black
my favorite GUTS card

>>717811437
Guts gives you speed as well, chud.

>>717811204
Race G1s

>get to normal mood from a night owl + mood down event
>this happens
Can't the game just try not to fuck me over for once

>>717811008
No, all navagation based abilities are completely useless

>>717811923
fanks bruv

which uma has the biggest 5head?

>>717812110
Biwa has the biggest head in general

>>717812110
NTR

>>717812156
wrong tab.

>>717812156
right tab.

>>717812110
kawakami

why is goldship like this

>>717812110
At the moment Bakushin and Air Groove
Biwa is largest if you take into account entire head volume on account of her hair

the NTR scene made me cry :(

>>717812110
NTR

>>717812256
Be honest you didnt need that 5 guts

>>717812306
Did the owner purposely name her Top Road as a joke?

Help, I cannot stop watching Japan horse races but does anyone know what are these?
They certainly have something to do with betting odds but how to read them?

i SNEED that race scheduler qol change asap

why is this thread so obsessed with NTR?

>>717812361
i needed that great mood thougbeit

>>717812415
We all love NTR here.

>>717812415
who doesn't love NTR

>>717810083 (OP)
>39,357 24-hour peak
>global phenomenon

>>717812393
Another one

>>717812415
I cant believe I fell for the NTR meme

>>717812393
Those are the odds. The two columns represent the odds on what you can bet. The first column is the horse bracket. 単勝, the second column lists the odds on the horse winning first place. 複勝, lists the odds of the horse winning in the top 3.

>>717812508
>steam numbers for a literal mobile game

>>717812369
The horse was born in the 90s, which predates the popularity of the term in the west. Not sure about Japan's usage of it, but it's unlikely that riajuu would know about the slang term that early

>>717812369
Horse naming conventions lead to some interesting outcomes.

>>717812848
There's the weeb cope.

>>717810083 (OP)
Rice is a donkey.

Currently who is the worst trainee in the game? You may define “worst” however you please

>>717813031
Rice Shower is a moody fucking bitch because of her IRL story

Is there anything Almond Eye isn't capable of?

>>717813031
king gaylo

You now remember Mejiro Ryan

>>717812110

>>717810083 (OP)
why

>>717813131
Nobody dances to bakushin. They just put it on the jewkebox to be annoying

>>717813221
Fucking kek. This game makes me want to run as well.

>Umamusume is [headcanon]
Less players that shadowba btw

>>717813238
speak for yourself
>BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

Umamusume is a feeder game

>>717813073
What even IS rice shower’s IRL story? She beat McQueen and people booed her?

>>717813328
Made way less money too. Bronies are fucking delusional.

>everyone hanging out the library in wit training
thanks kitasan

>Umamusume is quickly becoming a global phenomenon
huh?

>>717813351
she's a FUARKING VILLAIN

>>717813351
won races that would've given others major accolades while being an outsider all the while being mediocre in most other races

>>717811084
I still can't complete my trophy because I don't have El Condor Pasa though.

I will NEVER put oguri in late
you can't gaslight me game

>>717810083 (OP)
gambling addicts simply moved onto this fomoshit, and they will move onto the next just as easily.

>>717813381
>wit deck
Very very rainbow.

>>717813196
She's a top tier parent this Taurus cup though, for the sole reason that her ult lines perfectly with the distance apparently.

>>717811923
>Your horse becomes retarded and runs into the inner side of the pack and gets body blocked for the rest of the race

>>717813446
So then roll for like 10-30 trainees bro.

>can't get past tenno sho
Bros, what do I do?

>>717813351
Apparently she cucked Bourbon and McQueen out of a historical achievement, then proceeded to get injured so bad in a race that she had to be put down on the spot.

>>717813073
never happened to me lul

>>717813615
Already done that. Fuckers are just elusive and I don't want to spent 50 when there's a hors that I want.

>>717813579
>her ult
This bitch is 1 star. You need to first level her up to 2 THEN another 100 fucking stars just so she can get to 3 to be able to actually pass down her ability. Way too much investment for a shithorse

>>717813409
Delusional weebs, as always. It's not even the most popular game in its own home country, that one is Blue Archive, a Korean game.

>>717813678
good afternoon, gook schizo

I only need at least 1 Super Creek right, I want to spend all my gems for swimsuit Maruzensky for reasons.

How much stamina do you need for champion's meeting? I heard 800+1 gold recovery

>>717813642
SPEED
POWER
STAMINA

>CM team?
>autoselect

>>717813351
Mcqueen in the game's story was funny
>acts as if she was going to win
>you know she won't because its rice shower's episode
>cries bitch tears in the end
Really puts a damper to the end of the story, honestly.

>>717813739
It's enough in isolation case of great mood and no debuffer. It falls apart for the mood below that or nasty nature cames into play.

>>717811204
For a parent? Racing as you want to hit G1s anyways.
For a pvp uma? Tazuna

>scarlet's campaign can have a different goal race if you want to chase after vodka
what's the correct choice here?

>>717813957
It was touching, though. She knew that a lot of people were depending on her but she still tried to convince Rice to race even though she would've won if she didn't.

>>717813995
stay at the oaks to get her the female triple crown (Oka, Japan Oaks, Shuka)

>>717813995
do you want give her her triple tiara win or cuck vodka out of her famous run at the derby

>>717814035
Yeah, I get that part but damn does it suck for her.

>>717811346
should I roll for this tsundere? I think she's cute but idk if i'll like her story.

>>717813995
Let her chase her girlfriend

>>717814129
only if you want another end closer

>>717813095
Winning outside Tokyo.

>>717813995
derby is the canon choice

>>717814173
fraudeye sisters....

>>717813095
Winning a long distance race

>>717811923
nimble navigator can be good sometimes

>>717812508
Tbh, I've been playing it way more on my phone just because it limits my monitor to 30fps

>>717814304
nimble navigator is different from close is clear
FoV skills now arent that useful but maneuvering skills can increase your lane movement or acceleration/speed in general

>>717813678
blue pedos still seething that their global release got absolutely mogged

>>717814304
>nimble navigator can be good sometimes
It's only good once they buff it.

i'm still having fun with this game. i thought i'd drop it after a week or two

>>717813678
I think saying BA is more popular than Uma or is most popular game is just as inaccurate as saying that Kemono Friends is more popular than Demon Slayer or Jujutsu Kaisen. It's true that there is a very dedicated fanbase, but it's very online and doesn't reach normies at all. It makes sense that those ads are basically located in places like Akihabara which is dead city.

People will drop the game once MANT is live.

>>717814571
whats the cooking scenario about

>>717814571
They really need to improve the dogshit UI especially on PC.

>>717814607
Seed & Feed your farm to stock up on ingredient and cook meals to feed Akikawa.

>>717814571
>People will drop the game once MANT is live.
it flopped in Japan, but i unironically thing MANT will hit in Global, since the english speaking world is obsessed with low-story, high-gameplay roguelites.

>>717813095
Win the Arima Kinen

>>717814651
sounds comfy

>>717814663
Is there a typo on how speed skills interact with your top speed or am i an ESL?

>>717814651
How's that relate to racing?
And what's up with that cat? I can see it eating a tomato there, so damn thing's alive and not a plushie

>>717814651
id put my seed in akikawa if you catch my drift

>>717814571
Which one's the MANT?

>>717814774
Healthy meals = better health = run faster.
Athletes don't exactly run on a diet of McDonalds and Coke.
>>717814807
Make a New Track.

>>717814757
mad lol

>>717814571
What's wrong with MANT?

>>717814757
yes and its kino.

Reminder you cannot escape from them.

>>717814889
cartoon physics dictate they'll get distracted by carrots

Gentil

>>717814754
looks fine to me
>speed skills do nothing if you're NOT at top speed
>accel skills do nothing if you ARE at top speed

>>717814836
>Healthy meals = better health = run faster.
No I mean what you training your Umas for? Like I assume its similar to main campaign right now where you train the Uma for select races, how's them racing there gonna be related to tending Akiwawa's garden
Are there like special seeds that are prizes if you win or is there some minigame where you balance diet of your trainee?

>>717814853
It goes full roguelike min-maxing autism, complete with in-career item shop to use items and rig the RNG to go your way (only to get fucked by RNG anyway).

>>717814651
Breaking Nishino's flower!

>>717814921
I wonder what they think about apples
I always associated apples as being horses' go to snack

>>717814943
i get accel because its supposed to get you to top speed, but shouldnt speed skills actually do something if you're not at top speed? or is it just more speed to let you get over top speed

>>717814954
It's more of a resource management mode where you get ingredients from your farm, use ingredients to cook meals for your uma that can increase their stats + other bonus and make races yield better stats rewards.

>>717810083 (OP)
glue factory

>>717814961
rng layered on top of rng finished off with a topping of rng? sign me the fuck up.

>>717815020
If I were a horse, I'd definitely go for apples.

>>717813647
Now that is pretty sad.

>>717815061
Huh
OH so that's where that gif of chibi Tannhauser being poked comes from, I thought it was from that party game spin off

>>717813730
0MLB Super Creek is good enough. MLB is still really strong, but you at least get Swinging Maestro and she's a strong Stamina card by default.

Someone once told me some wise words regarding gacha games. Power creep is inevitable, trying to endlessly stay on top of it is misery. You just dump things into the units you like, that should always be the golden rule. Play the game how you want to play it.

Kitasan was a must roll, but Super Creek is not the end all be all. Even then, Kita san gets a rerun later and while she does stay as one of the most powerful cards throughout the game's entire life in Japan, that's like the only "most roll" card. Even then, borrows exist.

>>717815063
After the Kitasan humiliation ritual the numbers simply went back to normal

You know, I’ve come to the realization that it really sucks to make Goldshi actually good in this game, not because of RNG, but because the only other End Closer in the game is Narita Taishin. And unless you pull her, her support card, or borrow her from a friend, you can barely give Goldshi any good skills. I don't even have her rare card

>>717815061
>horses actually working on the farm as intended
woah....

>>717813918
I have never physically selected my cards or my pvp umas. I trust the auto-select to make the right choice so I can save my mental energy for more important tasks.

I'm da based alpha.

>>717815279
There's Air Shakur too...

>>717815279
That witch brat is an end closer. Her card is quite good too.

>>717815279
You dont really *need* end closer skills for Goldship.
Pump up wits and get some maneuvering skills to help you in midgame and grab skills that trigger late race along with recovery skills. I am also partial to ramp up and pressure because they synergize well with her unique.

>>717814315
I played the PC port for the first time yesterday out of curiosity, hoping maybe the game would look better on my retardedly strong PC. It does not. It is a very lazy PC port. I'll just keep playing on my phone for most things. But for new events and things I might play on PC just so I can watch the cutscenes in full screen and listen via headphones. As of right now though 99% of my time as been on mobile and I assume that's the case for most people given how PC players for something like Genshin is sub 5%, despite that game being a much better fit to PC than Uma.

>>717814961
sounds kinda fun honestly

>>717815279
I am actually doing quite well if Golshi, after a big break of trying to make her work I tried again when the Week started and its been working like a charm, got her to the max fans for the first time of all umas too!
Now who I AM having problems with is Rice Shower, and its not because of her mood downs either, she just keeps finding ways of getting stuck as pace chaser and event a front runner!
Favorite my ass!

>yeah this game that made over a billion dollars, has 4 TV seasons, an OVA and a movie, not to mention absurd amounts of merchandising and advertising is actually a huge failure
>source: chink mcgookson, king of asia

>>717815029

>>717814663
why make vision skills utterly useless and do they get buffed eventually

>>717810083 (OP)
>One of the best characters is called Oguri Cap
>Instead of Oguri NoCap
Fr I don't really get this game names

>>717814757
>Meme :|
>Meme (wojak) :O

>>717815020
Can confirm horses do like apples

>>717815507
Rice needs Power/Wit + maneuvering SKILLS because she's smol.

>>717815530
It's kind of insane how much complexity there is to the mechanics here

>>717815641
Why does she need maneuvering skills she's a pace chaser!
Is size really such a large factor? Do I have to build her like a late surger?

>>717813095
Winning her debut race

>>717814757
we literally had a real horse racing watch party here

>>717813739
stam is fine and end closer will avoid most debuffs anyway
Uma Stan is just a dead skill in my experience

>>717814571
I actually think MANT will be very popular on global because most people like the races, and the VN stories.

>>717815727
Maneuvering is for her to move sideways faster. Its good if you don't have enough power to run through umas in front of you.
Size doesn't matter, there's no hitboxes or anything of that sort. If you see your uma behind someone and she gets "repelled", that means she doesn't have enough power and should just move sideways to overtake, something you need maneuvering and high enough with for

I love ponies like you wouldn't believe bros
My favorite is Twilight Sparkle

>>717815803
I want to do that again. Next time there's a good race on someone needs to share a link. The G1 was particularly exciting, those horses were clearly on a different level with their speed alone.

>>717814571
I want twinkle legends already, it has both my goat Orfevre and Rudolf's grand dad

>>717815279
Excuse me?

whats the most efficient way to start for great mood? recreation turn 1 and hope to get karaoke or just power through pre debut hoping your mood events happen? getting unlucky and having to do recreation two times feels like a waste

>>717815873
This is a Thoroughbred horses only thread no ponies allowed

>>717815916
Use support cards with mood up chain events like Kitasan and Teio.

>>717815984
So hope for those events to happen?

I was gonna make a JP account just to see all the new stuff added but apparently you can't install both global and jp at the same time, even if its DMM client and steam.

>>717816049
Pretty much, you got guaranteed mood up on classic march anyway. So raising bonds on the 1st year with only one time recreation is fine. Otherwise if the hors being bitch, you ought to bring pal card.

>>717816049
It's your only option if you don't want to waste any turns doing recreations.

>>717815756
big head mode

>>717810759
yes
most horses can race well into their older years, but as they get older, chance of injury gets higher, and a broken leg on a horse always results in euthanasia because unfortunately, you cannot get an animal to sit still and not put pressure on a broken leg, meaning a life of endless pain essentially
race horses retire early (around 5-ish years) so they dont get injured, and so they can also spend a large amount of time breeding, because that's where the real money is in horse racing
a single load from a prized champion horse racer can be upwards of $250k

>>717816109
>>717816112
Is it even worth doing recreation in junior year?

Anyone have the Tamamo Cross Factiods one?

Also, not pictured
>Special Week's racism against chestnut horses might come from being (unverifiably) the vitcim of sexual assault by Grass Wonder, as the first time they reunited after separating, Spe glared angrily at Grass Wonder, who had a very clear erection from seeing his childhood friend.

>>717815916
The extremely human Tazuna gives you a free mood up the first time you train with her

>>717816254
>vitcim
Victim* kek

>>717816254
aren't they both male?

>>717816073
Just watch JP youtube videos.

>>717815916
Great mood doesn't give that much bonus during the 1st year and you get mood up from events anyway. It's better to spend the first year to build up friendship bond gauge.

>>717814651
>>717814607
The Second Great Filter

>>717816371
Yes.

>>717815916
Usually I do one turn at the start, then do recreation to bump it up to at least 'good'. That way if I get the ones that restore energy it's not a waste.

>>717816225
One time sure. It's not like it's efficient to train with normal mood for like 20 turns or so. Shits add over time.

>>717816225
The stat bonus is really low early on, just +1 or +2, so I just let RNG events give me the mood upgrades.
You'd definitely want to get a Great Mood if you don't already have it before the first summer camp though.

>>717814927
Don't care... She's so out of my league anyway... I never stood a chance.

>>717816549
You don't get to have a choice, anon

>director has a random event where if you don't have orange friendship with her you fail

How the fuck do you make sure tail held high proc close to the late race instead of right at the beginning? Is running tazuna lb2 just ass? I don't think that skill is that good.

>>717816576
plapping the director

>>717816775
there's a meta skill combo for it idk what that is

>>717813351
>winning the Japanese Triple Crown (Japanese Derby, Satsuki Sho and Kikuka Sho in a single year) is a HUGE and prestigious achievement
>before 1992 only 4 horses had managed it, the last being Symboli Rudolf
>Mihono Bourbon has a great year, undefeated, already won the first two and is favourite for the third
>Rice Shower had never won anything after his debut race (but finished second after Mihono in 2 races, including the Derby)
>Kikuka Sho day comes, everyone is rooting for Mihono, Rice Shower wins and deprives Mihono of the Triple Crown, people are mad
>some months later
>Meijiro McQueen has already won 2 spring Tenno Sho
>third consecutive one would be a huge achievement, never done before
>McQueen is favourite, everyone is rooting for him and ready to celebrate
>Rice Shower wins and deprives McQueen of this unprecedented feat, people are mad
>then Rice Shower proceeds to not win ANYTHING for the next 2 fucking years
tldr: Rice Shower was considered a heel that just showed up to ruin the day of other horses

>>717812818
Thanks, Nip-gamblinganon

>>717816576
she's a fucking horse i know it

>>717816975
Hey at least Rice Shower didn't fucking kill his competitors.

>>717816975
>Shows up
>Gets in the way of two horses careers
>Doesn't win anything else
>Dies
That's kind of funny

>>717817031
Can't a girl wear a hat without being accused of being a horse?

>>717815873
>deleted
Lmao

>>717816975
MY FUARKING HERO

https://youtu.be/tgyVB4h71aQ

>>717814651
>all that food
>no Ogurin
Disappointing.

>>717816975
KEK WHAT A HEEL

>>717814651
Oh, so that's where this comes from.

>>717816975
I wonder if there was a third horse she could have cucked out of an achievement. Or its possible the third horse is her and she cucked herself out of cuking three horses.

>>717817251
All that food is still there BECAUSE Ogurin is chained in a basement somewhere away from it.

>>717817315
the race he died in was his retirement race so he cucked himself technically

>>717816975
Didn't Rice also basically die on a track?

>>717817049
qrd?

>>717817049
QRD?
I found mentions about Skilfing and Liberty Island but it didn't seem like Tastiera did anything to them.

>>717817591
Every time he won a G1, a horse died.

>>717817104
He eventually won another spring Tenno Sho then died in the next race.

>>717817315
Dying in his retirement race right before a comfy live as a breeding stallion could count as cucking himself if you squint (he died a virgin).

>>717817312
What a stupid hors.

Why is Air Groove made fun of so much?

>>717817613
Who?
You made it sound like he killed the horse personally

>>717817643
she's a slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqaLZyarlc

>>717817643
People make fun of Groovy?
probably because she’s uptight, second in command, bossy, and super serious all the time

>vodka is in the hall of fame
>daiwa isn't
lol

>Ignore the Stares
Do umas slut shame their peers? Why is this card called Ignore the Stares?

I'm gonna roll for this horse

>>717810083 (OP)
Should i roll for Smart Falcon?

>>717817886
No. You'll have your chance in January when her banner comes back and you'll be able to pity any 3* uma from it.

>>717817837
Mejiro Dober easily attracts the admiration of mares and the desire of stallions.

>>717817528
She didn't "basically" die on a track
He DID die on the track, they had to put him down right there and there in front of everyone to not make him suffer for longer.

>>717817952
>they had to put him down right there and there in front of everyone
Oh damn, is there a video?

>>717817945
How long till Narita Brian banner?

>>717817837
Dober is canonically a slut.

>>717810083 (OP)
>doro and essex threads are all gone
Is this what getting old is like?

>>717817861
she's so cool

>>717817837
the entire campus fucked her

>>717817996
Should be pretty soon actually

>>717817996

>>717817643
I don't, we respect QUEENS here sir. Also the only f2p horse that can be converted into a sprinter

>>717818082
I want Ramonu...

>>717818082
Oops, wrong one.

>Cool horses
>Cool cards
>Cool horses at the same time as cool cards
>Spark spark spark save save save

Im just gonna do a 10 pull on every banner that seems nice and come what may

>20% guts bonus
Did they announce the guts buff?

>>717818082
That's many mediocre sundays until Marvelous Sunday

>>717818082
>have to wait 2 years for SHAKEROCK
NOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDu4koYDrt8&list=RDuDu4koYDrt8&start_radio=1

>>717818561
>this is entirely inspired just because top gun's jockey was also in a band

>>717818116
Wait I am confused, if I'm reading this right then we are getting Sunday on april 2026, but only her alternative outfit?

Mods really monitor those threads for pony instead of deleting porn from the catalogue

Useless cunt.

>>717818848
That's not Sunday

>>717819105
latechud moment

>>717819123
WHOA

Do uma musumes canonically go to the glue factory?

>>717819293
Doubt it, Umas seem to have a similar standing to humans

>>717810083 (OP)
All that calcium from milk is going into ears.

>>717819293
More like glued factory, if you catch my drift

>>717819105
I mean that's the race she's supposed to lose.

>>717819587
No, it was an optional Japan Cup where she outstatted everyone else, had good skills, three double circles, and A aptitudes for everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5_mztsOqxY

>>717819641
Sometimes AI just brainfarts and doesn't run at all. I had Golshi finished last in her debut race despite having 3* sparks and good stats, when I saw the run she just didn't do anything at all, even after using her skill.

>Evil Nature run goes smoothly
>Get many debuff discounts
>Lose Takarazuna Kinen
Maybe Evil is more about actually making Evil Nature and not about using her.

>>717819730
*finishing last

>>717819754
You shouldn't neglect buffs.

>>717817994
https://youtu.be/J6SyyCAVQyM?si=vXvstu5MUNlmH0-1

>>717814836
>Coke.
Tell that to Deep Impact

>>717814921
Some would though there are horses that simply want to fuck you up like Stay Gold

>>717813238
>>717813238
speak for yourself
>BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

>>717810596
>mood AWFUL
the price of godhood was to high

>>717810083 (OP)
>Umamusume is quickly becoming a global phenomenon
On /v/ only, because of the 30 or so IPs that refuse to go to /vg/ keep making general threads here, including a janny who obviously lets the general stay up.
Meanwhile in the real world, it's dying in JP and streamers all had their 2 hours of fun and quit, killing the playercount by 75%.

>>717820428
>including a janny who obviously lets the general stay up.
The oppositw actually.

>>717820428
>Still samefag seething in a thread he hates
Lmao

>>717814173
she won in dubai, probably got fucked by some degen oil baron too

>>717814571
Don't know about Aoharu, but MANT is the best. Getting hundreds in stats gain during summer makes me cum.

I want Maruzensky to hang out with Helios.

>>717820428
This, Blue Archive is a true global phenomenon. This brony slop is just a FOTM.

>>717820428
LMFAO blow it out your ass tranny

>>717820782
>replying to your own post
why are you like this
are you still upset that nobody cared about blue archive's global release and that Uma stole it's thunder? Of course you are

>>717820782
>Still posting these retard stats
>Forgets to explain Uma Musume came 5th DESPITE the rule that nobody there selling custom merch or doujins or whatever could sell porn related to it, which is where the majority of the bigger numbers come from
Uma Musume went in family friendly and still came up just shy of Idolmaster.

>>717821126
He's a schizo who avatarfag with Akane from Blue Archive, lives in /v/ 24/7 and goes on a melty at least once a week. Just ignore the loser.

>>717821170
Uma Musume has clearly mindbroken the singular Blue Archive tranny playing this game in the west

Even if you don't have enough umas for the entire team you should still fill in every slot possible for the free bond points

>>717821220
Unfortunately, the longer a thread gets made daily, the more likely schizos are to set up shop. That's why /vg/'s schizo problem is so out of hand, and jannies don't really have an answer to it as well because these people treat ban evading like a full-time job. Not like they have anything else going in their lives. /v/ has its own schizos of course, but the point being when a thread is guaranteed to be up 24/7, and in this case Uma pretty much guarantees a thread up due to its popularity, it's going to attract a few schizos. This guy's power level is pretty weak based on my schizometer. He can be ignored and likely won't grow into a real problem, just a minor amusement. The schizos on /vg/ and some of the other slower boards would make this dork blush. Every board with generals has a schizo problem, and for the slow boards it's particularly bad because some schizos will samefag spam a thread hundreds of times and nothing ever gets done about it. This site can be such a load of shit and it all boils down to the jannies complete incompetence to do their fucking job. Instead they're going to leave up the threads that have nothing to do with video games and delete the ones that do. They wont ever deal with the schizos because in reality, they cant! Their incompetence just creates more schizos who want to perpetually lash out. It's all fucked.

>>717815063
Most of the player base is on mobile. Who the fucks sits at his PC to play gachashit?

>>717820782
>5th despite having a porn ban
LET'S GO!!!

You can fail class 1 retention?

>>717818116

Wait, both boob monsters are releasing in October? That's evil.

>>717821454
Ironically they have a semi-permanent thread on /v/ too, so I don't know what the schizo's intention is by shitting up another gacha thread because two can play his game.

>>717821832
I think someone called that guy out once on him not even playing BA that much. So if that's the same dude trying to stir shit between two unrelated games, neither of which he plays, that just makes him more pathetic.
Not that tribalfags are much better

>>717821454
It's kinda funny how there's always at least one permanent /v/ gacha thread that the jannies hate but can't actually get rid off because it's more videogames than half the catalog.

I remember randomly scrolling at midnight once and seeing the 4th 500 posts Yu Gi Oh thread of that day

Tell me about Smart Falcon, how is she smart?

>>717818116
>have to choose between oguri FAT for meta fagging or tamamo chud in december

my 3* pontential 3 daiwa scarlet somehow placed 8th on her debut race
but in the end she became my first A ranked uma
this game can be really unpredictable

>>717822406
You don't become a galactic empress by being dumb.

>>717822512

The RNG in this game can completely screw you over when it feels like. You can lose any race in the game, the usual combo is late start into getting boxed behind the slowest npc umas, maybe even a rushed proc to tank your stamina.

>>717822512
tm fraudpera lost her first race too it's not that bad

>>717822507
Or you can save and wait for Smart Falcon to pity one and still have the chance to get the other.

>>717822838
explain does the falcon banner let you get anyone??

Cinderella Grey races:
>Hah! Oguri! You just ulted to end up in second place! This race is mine!
>(NANJYATO!?? She ulted... again!?)

And it's kino every time they do it.

>>717823047
It's funny when there are ults that can activate twice in the game now.

>>717822740
>FRAUDship
>FRAUD Shower
>FRAUD Week
>Oguri Cap (which means FRAUD)
>FRAUD Shuttle
>MaFRAUDnsky
>Silence FRAUDka
>FRAUDeio
>Mihono FRAUD
>Biwa HayaFRAUD
>Symboli FRAUD
>FRAUDro McFRAUD
>TM FRAUD O
>FRAUDka
>FRAUDwa Scarlet
>FRAUD Wonder
>El FRAUD Pasa
>FRAUD Groove
>Mayano Top FRAUD
>FRAUDro FRAUDyan
>Super FRAUD
>Winning FRAUD
>SakuFRAUD FRAUDshin O
>Haru UraFRAUD
>MatikaneFRAUDaru
>Nice FRAUD
>King FRAUD
>Agnes FRAUDchyon
>Agnes DigiGOAT

>>717823047
Every time it seems like she's gone as low to the ground as she can then she gets even lower.

>>717823047
And then she only double ults once and never again for the rest of the series.

>>717820110
Damn

Sakura Bakushin O and Kitasan Black both makes me very hard

I know it's based on real races, but it's pretty interesting how Cinderella Gray's first cour ended with the rival winning and proving herself as better than Oguri with no bullshit untied shoelaces or broken shoes.

>>717823390
maybe the real cinderella gray was the manlet chud...

>>717823230
I'm super sure she did it twice.

How many carats will you be spending TODAY on Super Creek and Smart Falcon?

Forced popularity

I hope the character designers are taking notes.

>>717823775
forcing myself on these dumb horses

>>717813207
Stop making fun of Biwa. Her face isn't even THAT big. It's of a reasonable size.

>>717817924
buruma sniffa

>>717823718
i already have creek so 0

>>717823718
30 rolls just for my SRs

>>717824090
MLB? Because I have it at LB0 too but I'm still gonna chuck a couple tenner pulls

So are we never gonna get the previous JO costumes or unique variants? I’m not exactly sure how it works this is my first Gacha. Are we essentially just getting the same events as the JP version in the same time frame? Will we always be behind?

Gold Ship is my favourite because she’s got the nicest boobas

>>717810928
I have only a few horses in my team races, since I've still yet to play career with like half of them. I'm focusing on my favourites and trying to make my existing ones better. And of course grinding Golshi mode. I usually only play only 0.5 to 2 career modes a day on fast forward. If I started a new career with a horse I haven't played with yet, it'd take much longer since I would want to read the events.

>>717824250
*JP not JO.

>>717811008
yes
for points, for team trials, when you have no other gold skills to buy

>>717824090
none because i'm broke and i keep gambling on banners for which i have no spark for and suffering.

>>717823718
nothing until i roll brian later

>>717823718
Stop rotating Tachyon you're making me uncomfortable

>>717824250
We're on an accelerated schedule, something like 1.5x speed. We're getting everything in order including QOL patches and buffs

>>717824513
this is incest
and yaoi

>>717813995
Chasing isn't cool

>>717813613
it happens, if you are end chaser just aim for longer races that let you readjust over longer tracks, and accelerating early gives you a big advantage as well if you can grab the like 2 skills that activate early

Remember that shy, innocent uma you molested the day she came to the city? This is her now. Feel old yet?

Are there any good R speed cards? 3/3 isn't working for me at all, and yet I don't have a real fourth speed card. The ones I have are mlb kita, 1lb sweep, and 3lb narita, and the borrow slot is used for a good creek.

>>717820782
What surprises me the most is that azur lane is still alive.

>>717821574
simply don't play any team trials that week

>>717825117
>kancolle lies dead in a ditch
I'll never forget the shimakaze trap doujins

have you jogged this morning, anon?

>>717825001
What song is this
Wtf spe

Gold Nigger
Symboli Nigger
Opera Nigger
Scarlet Nigger
Rice Nigger
Special Nigger
Silent Nigger
Winning Nigger
Air Nigger
Tamamo Nigger
Vodka Nigger
Marvelous Nigger

>>717823718
I'm a day 1 reroller which means we didn't have Kitasan Black yet, we rerolled for Super Creek and Fine Motion.

>>717825508
I don't want to... I get plenty of strength training at my work.

>5 careers in a row without Kitasan and Creek giving me their Skills.
Can you force this shit to appear or it's complete random

>>717824250
>All characters that get added to the game can be obtained at any time, they just wont be on rate up so you'll have a harder time getting them outside their banner.
>Yes, we are getting the same events on roughly the same timeline, the predictions for character releases so far have been accurate.
>Yes, 2 years but honestly, it could be much, much worse. But the developers of the Global version *are* accelerating banner releases and content updates to get us up to date somewhat.

>>717813642
Uma is a WIT game

>>717825026
Twin Turbo and Kitasan Black (forma mortal)
>>717825831
Its random, ive had careers where i get Swinging Maestro in like 5 turns and others where i dont even get it after reaching the finals of the URA Finale.

Zzzz

>>717825831
running fewer SSRs or using ones that break event chains early is the only way to increase chances

>>717823047
Wait I thought that was a basic skill activation and the actual ult is The Zone shit with Tamamo Cross

>mlb air shakur
so yeah, can someone enlighten me and explain why is the card rated so low?

so when does kitasan black (the actual girl) get added

>>717826057
She gets added alongside Mambo in February..

>>717810284
Even assuming everyone from the thread watched it, that was like a double digit uptick

>>717825927
Do these things actually get turned into glue in the game?

Is the power card in the friend point store worth getting despite the huge energy hit it gives you? Or should I just max Rice Shower for evil horses

>>717826043
3 dogshit skills, no specialty priority

>>717823718
I have 200 rolls banked up, so it shouldn't be that bad.

>>717823718
Is Creek basically worthless for any Uma specializing in Mile and Sprint?

>>717826253
yes

>>717825760

>>717826219
I envy u I don't even have half a spark

>>717826043
Seems the only thing it really has going for it is hints, but the skills aren't great and are end closer/long only

>>717826437
>>717826043
forgor pic

>>717825938
I use 3 SR cards, welp.

>>717826203
>>717826437
oh, I thought the card felt perfect on goldship but I see your point.

>>717826253
Print yes
Mile could be useful

>>717826489
>4 hint levels and 60 hint frequency doesn't sound bad at all
>Sees skills
Oh

>>717822406
She only races if she can win

Uma fandom(any region) has so much cute fanart for the Uma's. You really feel like raising a daughter (wife) in this game.

>>717826191
I like homestretch haste and it (can) give good late surger skills, I also like how ticket says her line when you friendship train

>>717826489
>>717826043
This piece of shit card ruined Shakur's reputation, specially since even the drawing is ugly as shit

>>717810083 (OP)
>Download the game
>The first thing i see is girls holding hands and girls "interacting" with each others
Is this Yuri?

>>717827272
This is the "inspiration sparks", aka the horse breeding part of the game, you can pair two horse girls to power-up your next run.

>>717826339
Damn cute

>>717827272
it's thinkly veiled yaoi you wouldn't get it

my umas always job at one the triple crown/tiara race

>>717827272
They practically got rid of the yuri after a bunch of horse owners got mad at the promo mv from 2018 lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE

>>717827421
That a loadsastamina

So /v/, who do you chose:

The Mejiro Family
The Symbolic Family
The Gold Family

Pick a side

>>717827272
Almost every girl wants to start a family with (You) if you train them well, so not really. Originally it was meant to be yuri, as seen in the early trailers. Several other girls act as parents and grand parents to your main girl in the campaign – just like a real horse has a legacy and pedigree. In fact, some of the IRL counterparts of the girls in the game were actually fathers, grandfathers, mothers etc. to some of the other horses also featured in the game.

>>717827512
i'll go with the satono sex thank you
maid trainer can join
glory to sega

>>717827493
I like it better this way, the umas who have genuine chemistry still get /u/ paired but it isn't forced.

>>717827512
I choose the matikane clan

>>717827512
The dignified Mejiros.
So long as they disown Ryan.

>>717827581
>the umas who have genuine chemistry
name three

>>717827512
If I had to choose out of those three I'd go with Mejiro. Besides, the "Gold Family" is not related ingame. Pretty sure the horses had different owners as well. Mejiro, on the other hand, is a real horse owner stable/clan or whatever you want to call it.

>>717827512
the special chud family

>>717827685
>chud horse
>only successful kids are mares

>>717827512
Gold Family. I want to be a menace to everyone I meet

>>717827641
Tama and Ogurin
Scarlet and Vodka
Shaka and Fine

I like Teio and McQueen as a duo but they don't feel as romantic.

>>717823718
10 rolls each, I already have Creek so eh
I will spend rest of my carrats in hopes of getting Narita

>>717827272
It's Yuri AND Straight at the same time. You breed the girls with each other to get better offspring girls, you can canonically get married with your trained girls. Yaoicucks not welcome.

>>717827683
I want to make a family with that train horse

What is the next must roll banner

>>717827641
Tachyon x Pockie
McQueen x Teio
Ogurin x Tama

Mcqueen raped her

>>717828027
Mayano bride, maruzunsky summer, oguri Christmas.
>Uhhhh I meant cards
Fuck cards, get horses

>>717828027
The one coming out today. Super Creek is the best Stamina card in the game and remains so all the way to current on JP. Tazuna also isn't a whiff, since she's strong right now but falls off later.
Also Smart Falcon is the best Dirt uma for a long time, even on JP she's still 2nd best.

>>717828027
Festival Kikaku

is this yuri or straight??

>>717827272
99% of the girls want your trainer cock

>>717828027
Kitasan Black newfags could get a single copy of Super Creek.
In terms of trainee, Seiun Sky is said to have a power Front-Runner skill.

>>717828067
And Ikuno iku'd

>>717828126
Spe is too retarded for any ships
Her supposed partner is Suzuka anyways, but Suzuka wants to bang the trainer

>>717828183
That was a pretty weird narrative choice since they weren't even in the same generation.

>>717828027
That one, personally I want her and Fuji but she is for sweaty post-race paizuris

>>717828145
>"Curren Chan I have literally just got into the hot springs what the fuck are you taking about all of a sudden?"

>>717810326
because umas are friends only

>>717827926
You mean 1 ten pull each or 10 ten pulls?

>>717828294
1 ten pulls, I'm not made of carrats

>>717828294
Nobody can afford to throw away 10 ten pulls in this economy

>>717827272
You decide if you want to play as a male trainer or female trainer, and the uma heroines become affectionate with said MC. safely ignore the self-insert fags screeching
Worth to mention that the trainers have different personalities and traits depending of the uma girl. Ramonu's trainer has a massive love for races, Furioso's trainer wants to support the same hometown as well (they're basically a couple already since they lodge the same place), etc.
>>717827581
Early Uma Musume was pretty different in terms of atmosphere and character designs. Orfevere was originally a delinquent with a mask, a full 180° compared to the glamorous and royal uma we have now. Pretty sure that was a primary problem of what pissed off the owners, the game had a concept (the horse girls) but didn't make a lot of effort into the designs and characterization.

>>717827512
It should be noted that sharing a name does not always mean that the horses have a familial relation

>>717827272
Only if you play as a female trainer. Half of them you're pretty much their husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend.

>lets have oguri and rudolf kiss
who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

>>717828545
Tama's vagina bones are a thing of beauty

>>717828764
Peak

>>717828231
Not any weirder than having all the horses of different generations being about the same age.

Reminder that you don't want to stop at 0LB Creek

So, we agree that umas rule the world in all but population, right?

>>717828231
This is the series where one of the girls is schizo haunted by her aborted twin sister. The Generational differences are pretty tame in comparison

>>717828231
They probably wanted to make season 2 and 3 connected in a way, Kitasan being inspired by Teio kinda mirrors Teio and Rudolf, kinda like a cycle.
Granted, seeing Kitasan growing up in that span brings more questions than it's probably worth it.

>>717829037
Even MLB Creek has an abysmal start bonus. So far the most annoying card to farm friendship with.

>>717828239
>sweaty post-race paizuri
god there's a minagi koh non-uma fanbox set that never fails to make me diamonds with that scenario

>>717828816
I do like Tama's design (and her kansai accent) but something about Dream Journey turns me on despite I usually prefer my titties big.
>>717829062
Don't forget Manhattan Cafe turning the game into actual horror / supernatural shit (like the part where a fake Tazuna repeatedly knocks on the door of the trainer's room) when you play her scenario

>>717829062
You leave Admire Vega out of this

>All trainer support cards are girls as well
I understand why, but it feels weird.

>>717829041
>we agree that umas rule the world in all but population
You may call me a terrorist, but I am a humanitarian. Don't come at the next Japan Cup.

>>717829275
Is Cafe's ghost, like, evil or just fucking with us for no reason?
When is Cafe coming anyways? I really like her detective outfit

>>717827756
toho jackal was successful

>>717829425
Doesn't the ghost mess with Tachyon whenever she annoys Cafe too much? I think it just screws with people when it feels like it

Ok but why don't you get a bonus if the support cards is friends with the uma in the story? not so soulful after all

Did grass wonder rape special week?

>even in a hypothetical uma dominated world, women are still at the bottom

>>717829552
They only have extra bonus for scenario link characters.

>>717829292
Most of the trainers in the anime are male.

>>717829275
Dream Journey has a great design though her personality is a bit too sinister for my tastes

>>717829638
Rudolph leads the dance with (You) in her career. Even with submissive umas, they will always be in control physically.

>>717829528
I love Agnes but it's good that the ghost keeps her slightly humble

>>717829552
When events are happening you get bonus Event Points if you use a Support Card related to the event (the characters themselves + their friends), not the same thing but kinda close.

>>717829753
I mean she's like Michael Jordan of Umas, no?
It only makes sense that she's in charge

>>717829719
Women really love her for some reason though.

>>717829638
Physically, pretty much any adult Uma would be able to completely break a normal human male. They just don't because they are (mostly) gentle in nature

>>717829552
>Umas
>Friends
Theres no """friends""" in Uma Musume, or in the athelete world in general, anon.
It's just a prettier, more subtle version of blue lock where everyone is trying to be THE egoist....

>>717829881
>>717829753
i mean it basically just puts umas at the top politically
>horse girls
>men
>regular women

>>717827272
How come I never saw this again after the tutorial?

>>717829881

>>717829950
Do human women still have rights?

>>717829224
Care to share?

>>717829950
I think it is pretty much canon that Genghis Khan was a Uma Musume and raped pretty much all Asian men since even ordinary humans could have Uma children.
Imagine being born a human woman in that universe though, knowing you just basically lost the genetic lottery.
I wonder if there's welfare for human women.

>>717830058
You just wait in the title screen anon, it plays every time you boot the game.

>>717829364
Mount Rushmore has the founding fathers replaced with umas. The statue of liberty is now an uma. Whenever a big race happens, literally everyone stops what they're doing to watch it. They have their own dedicated foot traffic lanes. Whole industries and private schools are dedicated to them. Umas run this shit, and everyone knows it.

>>717827958
Wtf Teio isn't that tall

>>717829708
Well, that's anime where you don't self-insert. But in-game every "important" trainer, except previous team Sirius trainer (who is obviously Kitahara, but he is blacked out), are women.

>>717830239
LET ME FUCK AKIKAWA!!! IT IS MY RIGHT!!!!!!

>>717830239
>Kiruin doesn't even have an SSR
poor girl

>>717830178
imagine going to school there and being ambushed by gyarus all the time....

>>717830154
>Genghis Khan was a Uma Musume and raped pretty much all Asian men since even ordinary humans could have Uma children.
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS

>>717830340
Those aren't gyarus, those are just Stacies.

>>717830115
What's wrong, bro? Just tank it, don't be a pussy.

>>717829802
No

>>717829425
The ghost essentially acts like Cafe's guardian, an entity with its own set of objectives meant for Cafe. After winning a G1 race in the second half of the career run, the ghost starts possessing Cafe, with a cold and unnatural tone, to make the Trainer understand that the greater goal is to go traveling in France and win the Arc of Triomphe. And like the other anon said, the ghost punishes Tachyon whenever she oversteps her boundaries, including when she is putting her experiment samples in the Cafe's corner of the room (they all went up in flames afterwards).
>>717829638
Even in Female Trainer x Uma japanese fics, the human women are always a bottom.

>>717830220
We gave them life, and we can also take it. Release the schizos.

>>717830239
>Light Hello
You have a suspicously Uma-like name, human woman...

>this thread
I cast "your hobby becomes mainstream on twitter"

>>717830239
uma hag tucker

Who wants a glass of Bourbon?

>>717830365
Mongolian horses are butt ugly though, in fact, if they uma-fied them it would probably looks like Irl mongolians----ugly as sin, with small, bug-like eyes and faces that looks like they rape people for fun.
Probably like picrel with horse ears

>>717830392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI
You sure?

>>717830552
Here's a Mongolian horse in comparison.

>all nobility are just umas and their husbands
>knight umas retook jerusalem and faces off against uma saladin
>napoleon is probably a short horse girl
>the world basically has a caste system where men gets fucked and regular women are the bottom of the barrel
>chinks kill their child if the girl is not uma

>>717830559
my husband palmer....

>>717830623
Seems alright to me, a bit fluffier and with a mohawk, but still a horse, also that's a wild horse, this is what a regular mongolian horse looks like

>>717830535
Both Bourbon and Vodka, please. I'm an alcoholic.

>>717830552
>>717830623
>Absolute unite Mongolumas charging down the slopes towards your village to rape you

>>717830467
You wouldn't believe it, man.

>>717830664
>Uma Netayahu nuking Umastein
>TrUMAp and Umastein having an island of human boys to rape
>Umaesus dying for our sins

>>717830664
Umas have taken part in every war in human history. Can you imagine a superhuman horse girl running your ass down in the trenches of ww1?

>>717830839
Given their superior strength, imagine the size of a shotgun they would wield

>>717830559
i love her so much...

>>717830839
Is Hitler a uma?

>>717830839
Imagine the great swords used in uma warfare...

Honestly it seems like only Throughbreighs can become Umas. So no Mongolian umas for you.

For me it’s the White Nuts

>>717830839
>german umaßtruppen almost broke through france

>>717830973
Yes. Umatler was had a final solution for human women but men with human waifus wouldn't stand for this in the end.

>>717831013

>>717830559
What are they?! Some kind of crazed sex-gang?

>>717830973
Nah, I think only famous people with famous horses are umas. So Napoleon + Marengo, Alexander the Great + Bucephalus, Lu Bu + Red Hare

>>717831020
For me it's The Big

wouldnt Bayonet + Horse Girls just becomes extremely op in frederick the great era?
>range attacks even with slow reload
>bayonet means they can just charge infantry squares after shooting

>>717831020
>victory vouchers
heh

>>717831302
Kinda. But pointy shooty sticks are the ultimate equalizer and game changer. Umas are so low in number in comparison to mankind that losing even one is a big loss.

Do you reckon Eve was an uma?

>>717831780
lilith was

>>717831804
Ahhhh yeah that makes more sense

>>717831302
Umas could use bows that are literally siege weapons because of their superior strength and sex appeal.

>>717828126
Just Spe getting really confused when her otherworld memories started leaking a bit.

>>717831272
>The Big

>>717830839
>WW1
You mean UW1.
It's still a war of mostly humans (umas mostly just towed field guns) but people are really obsessed with adding Uma into every term in this world.

>>717832325
>Universal War 1
>Umaversal War 1

>>717832325
I can't imagine umamusume being a global term. They most likely use the equivalent in every tongue.

4 FUCKING Golshi runs and didn't get the event for Swinging Maestro

>>717814626
we need dark mode.. my eyes.. my eyes!!! Even if they just make it blue or something.

>>717832414
Twitter is Umatter, Youtube is Umatube, Instagram is Umastagram

>>717832502
They must have a liking for puns

>>717832502
Its a bit of a blemish on the world building to be honest.

>>717832471
this but curvature

>>717832471
i had a great oguri run and almost got A rank but didn't get maestro or prof of curvature. so annoying

>>717832414
Maybe each country called it "The Great Uma War" in their own respective language before, but now it is known everywhere as UW1.
The era when a single umachine gun could kill more men than an uma with a bayonet (hence the name).

>elon umask

>>717830903

>umachan

>>717832739
What do you mean... 1?

>>717832851
This is why we need to give time travelers a little etiquette manual when they go back to 1919 Europe.

>>717810083 (OP)
It really isn't. The only people playing are autistic incels, troons, and streamers being paid