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>Global Game News
Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1
Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m
11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 2
11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 3
11/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released
New Scenario CM featuring C. Lemaire and Take Yutaka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoKazrX91xw [Open] [Embed]

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Teio!

>>545131806 (OP)
Thats a big uma...

I HATE TEIO!

>>545131875
big uma owns you, they decide what happens to you throughout your day to day

I always liked Shakur
i have the support card to prove it!

>>545131727
Do not guts train while pregnant

TEIO A CUTE!
TEIO LOVE!

Every day til you like it

Wife Shakur

>>545131994
The fuck is happening here?

998727265540
Looking for a +A club or club striving to be +A. Uma & Co and Futamusume filled up before my 24 hour cooldown finished so I couldn't accept the invitations :(

>28/30
DANCHO
DAAAANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>545131806 (OP)
Uma supremacy

>>545132038
Holding in a sneeze

>dancho sent me a ziploc bag of her anal pubes again
I love my club!

bwos wtf do I take the Shakur pill?

>>545132081
>foxxy jumpscare

>>545132116
Lucky, out faggotcho just sends up pics of his clubbed feet

>>545132039
Those clubs sucks. Consider yourself lucky

>join a slacker club
>it is full of slackers
>melt in /uma/

I love Twin Turbo

>>545132039
Look at the size of her head

If you didn't support her when she's a meme you don't deserve her when she's meta

I hate Tokai Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.

>>54513209
Umadash still should have a spot

>>545132081
What's wrong, anon? It's easy to fill two slots. I believe in you.

>>545132295
Rice wouldn't say this

>>545132295
Rice would say this

>>545130964
You've gotta bet on Chevalier Rose, anon.
Think about it; in a few years she could be your umawife. Would you be able to look her in the eyes in the hotsprings and tell her "No, I didn't bet on you when I had the chance."?

>>545132283
I always thought she was hot. Even when I pulled her shitty support 3 times. I want her to abuse me.

>>545132295
Rice might say this

Yeah I'm thinking I will flatline for a couple more days until Aoharu.

>>545132295
Rice wouldn't say this but she would think this

>>545131684
I find it funny that even though she's named after a rapper, because of her Halloween outfit she's more associated (at least here) with My Chemical Romance.

nevermind riko, I need more copies of tazuna

Digitan LOVE

>>545132353
I would but hes like 50-1 chance to win and apparently he's really bad on soft ground and we had 40mm of rain today. Track is going to be a swamp.

Nice Nature sends her regards

>>545132372
I've learned to stop caring about flatlines. Now I just do fanruns to surpass the guy who is trying to carry the club. I'm going to Eclipse him hard tomorrow

CunnyInc. has 3 spots
anyone welcome to join, just put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here

>>545132295
Rice would do this

>>545132452
You wanted anons to pick based on the coolest name, but now you're trying to apply logic to it? Why put $100 on it at all, then?
If you wanted to do it for fun, then just put like $5 on whatever and be ready to throw away the ticket when you're done.

>>545132519
Did the Danchou stop leeching yet?

>>545132603
He's leeching on my balls and cock rn

at least she beat teio

>>545132426
I will be having more children with Digitan.

It's over

>>545132643
How could you treat your danchou like that?
We of this general need to be better torenas and stop danchou abuse. The way some people treat us—I mean, them—is absolutely tragic.

>>545132598
Fine I'll put $50 on Chevalier Rose and $50 on Presage Nocturne

pure SVOL

>>545132798
touching Duo Svol's svol duos...

Are we going to regrind our aces in 3 days?

If you leave your club on the 15th by getting kicked and you join a new club the same day you can actually get double club rewards at the end of the month

>>545132798
Stay away from my NPC wife I claimed her first.

>>545132940
not how this meme works

be nice to my old Danchou

Oguriposters worst posters.

>>545132936
I'm still using the Suzuka I made 2 months ago

>>545132994
I kinda like Rice looking at me like this...

>>545132994
I decide how it works

>>545132941
I'm only miring, my NPC wife is innocent grimoire

>>545132936
I never had any aces to begin with, I burnt myself out with the Gemini Cup and have only put in the minimum amount of playing until now.

hornyposters (Teio) are the worst

Would this deck be good for Summer Special Week?

dober CUTE

>>545132785
Hey, I'm not trying to twist your arm about it or anything. I just wouldn't get my hopes up regardless of who I bet on. It might be silly to say in a gacha thread, but I don't really believe in gambling. If I do it, I do so with full expectation that I'm just throwing my money away and probably won't get a return/what I want. If what you say is true, it's doubtful Chevalier Rose is going to win
>t. got spooked by a second suzuka after using my daily carat pack paid carats to buy the the guaranteed 3* rookie pack
But you know, imagine if it DOES win. Imagine if you got that massive return. Imagine if the horse's real peak hasn't even started yet and they end up making an uma anime about a quarter-centennial overlord conquering overseas races and winning the prix de l'arc

teioposters (rage) are the best

>>545133130
id replace teio with king halo SR

>>545133130
>teio paypig
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Teiobro our response???

>>545133130
Did your Ace died?

Uma for this feel?

>>545133262
nice nattie in 60 rolls nice try tho

Start a family!

>>545133130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpoAcXu65TM

>>545133156
He is paying out $2300 on a $50 bet which would be pretty neat.
>Imagine if the horse's real peak hasn't even started yet
He's 8yo bro this is probably his last race

She can't win races, but at least she can suck dick

>>545133307
>I-I just got 4 copies of her and got lucky in 60 rolls

>>545133130
THAR SHE BLOOOOOOOOWS

>>545133349
Well that's a blast from the past
>16 years ago

>>545133381
cope seethe mald

Abe-san’s spectre haunts me to this very day…

dowg

>>545133130
Replace Brian with your MLB Biko

>>545133458
Why can't you just admit you spent money?

>>545133467
>Banner drops literally right after the all spark banner

>>545133183
I like Teio for all her energy boosts. Would you say Halo just cause of her spe priority?

Is it possible to have very high stamina that getting rushed would not be detrimented?

Am I still a paypiggy if I use my parents credit card to buy carats?

>>545133375
An honest and true toreina wouldn't take advantage of his uma's low self esteem by requesting sexual favors.

Teio's hachimi

>>545133564
yes

>>545133485
I don't have mlb biko. I don't have any other mlb spes besides goldship.

>>545133553
king halo SR just fulfills the role better, +1 power on higher specialty priority. there's also a chance that you miss out on Creek's chain event because you have too many SSRs fighting over event chains
>energy events
you have Creek and Flash, and you're playing a wit card. Do you really, really need more energy events?

>>545133321
Did she stop her cyborg larp after tracen?

>payfags actually got gaslit in to trying to hide their paying
Nigga why are you embarrassed?
You're the guy who makes money. You're the guy who has an actual job. You're the guy who makes enough money to casually spend on gachas.
Poorniggers can cry all they want. Not the loser living with parents, not the NEET, not the leech.

Still my favorite interaction. Never give in to schizos.

>>545133321
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FfLNrFx1oK0?si=9XaULfNetZH4Y78g

>>545133374
>It's a hag horse
The more you tell me the more I think that maybe you shouldn't bet on it after all. It would take a Teio miracle to turn it around.

>>545131806 (OP)
>A rank and chill
AlmondLove is looking for 1 more active player

>>545133130
Right here Teiobro

>>545132039
HIRED HIRED HIRED, invite has been sent out, you are now a dacchi! Proceed with the cock inspection.

>>545133719
I dont want to derail half the thread by someone posting Teio and then a bunch of broke thirdies and NEETs spamming their approval when I can avoid it.

>>545133130
what do you need 4 speed cards for with mlb kitasan borrow?

>>545133747
SHE IS NOT A SCHIZO!

>>545133156
>But you know, imagine if it DOES win. Imagine if you got that massive return.

>>545133719
There's actually a decent number (and growing) of people with established jobs that still live at home. Home ownership right now is fucked.

>>545133848
Aren't we 30/30?

>>545133428
I still think of it every time I'm clearly more skilled in a game than some paypiggy I see and go out of my way to bully them
I can only really do it reliably in WT, but it feels fucking great.

>>545133636
There's no fucking way that's real... right?
I sort of want it to be.

>>545133636
Sex. Sex with Teio.

>>545133810
I don't care how old she is, I'll always love Maruzensky.

>>545133747
>Schizos

>>545133636
>jack
Fuck, college ruined me on jack
Can't even smell it without wanting to throw up

>>545132039
>Futamusume
Anons actually joined this? I checked the graphs for this club and it looked very suspicious. One bot farming 100m is carrying the club.

>>545133920
>he doesn't know

>>545133963
Post platinum titles.

>>545133703
she did, though she still can't handle appliances

>>545134325
I don't have any platinum titles, I've only joined Open league before this.
Though I plan to go to graded this time with a full team of Steamy Solidarity umas just for the meme. Hopefully I can make it to group A and collect my third place winnings. Or win group B.
Like I said, I only reliably do it in War Thunder I have over 4,400 hours, most if it in fighters. I am the fucking king of the skies and so long as I'm around, there will be no day when pigs fly.

>>545134470
>she did, though she still can't handle appliances
And the final boss being a rice cooker

>Teiofag brags about his skill in toppling whales, like he's some kind of uma Robin Hood delivering CM wins to the poor
>"I don't have any platinum titles"
Looooooooooool

It's finally Clover.

>>545133636
Teio isn't even anywhere on the packaging. What a scam.

>>545134193
Isn't that the club which was stealth recruiting anons who were posting IDs for other clubs? You had to be really desperate to join them.

>>545134280
Grass...

Do I need to take a second gold recovery skill on Summer Week or can I get away with just maestro since her unique is a recovery?

what does that mean?

>>545133813
Hey

>>545134825
Luna-chan...

>>545134943
being dumb together.

>>545134932
800 stam + maestro is enough
My summerchud survived 2 murmurs + ASE with that

>>545134949
New member?!

Thanks. I guess this is as good as it's gonna get on such short notice. It's not bad considering I just used whatever parents I had lying around.

>>545134932
Not needed as long as you have a few midrace skills to reliably activate it

>>545133813
>AlmondLove in A+ range
wait you can't do that

>>545135217
Highlander and SA should proc it right?

>>545133865
Summer Special Week has no inherent speed growth. I keep missing out on max speed because of it. It sucks ass

>>545133719
Imagine wanting to see thirdies bitch and seethe for an hour. Never give in thirdies take any jab they can get.

>>545135251
Don't have to put a quota if the entire club loves their danchou.

>>545135319
I dibs journey

>>545134916
I got a request from them. They've interacted with me before too like 2 months ago. I kind of assume they're just ashamed of their own name or something. Futa is for faggots afterall

McQueen self-inserter switching to Cafe..

What phones do you lads use to play?
Recently got a pixel 9 and the fucking thing can't run it for shit.

>>545135319
Cute meno

>>545135530
she will self-insert as every flat uma

>>545135553
Iphone 17 pro max

WHEN DO THE 2ND ANNI MISSIONS START I WANNA PLAY

Imagine

>>545135553
>Recently got a pixel 9 and the fucking thing can't run it for shit.
I'm running this kusoge on a chinkphone from 2020

>>545135251
Don't have to put a quota if the entire club jerks off on their danchou.

>>545132283
Cant believe THE Doto bullied air shakur

>>545135553
I run it on pixel 9 and it works fine

>>545135662
9 hours from now

>>545135721
wish I had MLB Kitasan

>>545135530
Don't care, as long as she keeps drawing perflat pears.

>>545135684
she said that in purpose to get me harder

>join club with like 10 friends
>they make the club public so we can be higher ranked
>they don't feel like kicking ppl so we end up D rank
>ask them to kick flatliners at least and they just make me danchou instead
>forced to take care of the club as they quit 1 by 1 and my shitty B-rank club is now full of ppl I don't know and only 2 friends remain
I don't wanna do this anymore. Think I'll pull the plug on this club tomorrow. Anyone still recruiting? I did 48M last month.

Look at this German grandpa

>>545135892
damn he's black

>>545135723
My pixel 7 ran it fine.
>>545135768
Mine gets real hot real quick, and starts stuttering every few seconds or so.

>>545135824
pic rel

>>545133813
I really want to join but I'm basically a flatliner.

>>545135889
Why not kick everyone out and form your own /vg/ club? Your clubs been around for over a month so you'll be able to reap rewards and such. You can get all the old clover anons and such.

Holy fuck I don't think I will ever get MLB Riko in 400 rolls........

>>545135892
WTF, where is his german maid dress and tits

Kick the fucking flat liners holy shit. 0 fans in 2 days. We could be an A+ club right now if you weren't so fucking lazy Danchou. FUCK YOU

>>545136086
It's like a 6 in 10 chance assuming you dont do something silly like use exchanges on Rice

>>545136086
it's a coinflip
just b rucky

>>545136086
No, not very likely.

>>545135553
Xperia 5 MK3

>>545136072
>three days of /vg/ clubs cannibalizing each other and talking about having to merge because not enough clubs are around
>you should make your own /vg/ club bro trust me bro

>>545135131
887156155858
24h cd though… Hope that’s ok w u….

>>545136139
Leave mambo and find a more competitive club. /uma/club, almondlove and stuff all have open spots.

>>545135939
This game stutters from bad connection I think, not from phone processor power lacking.
It checks shit on server every turn (more often if there's a selection in dialogue, etc) so it becomes very slow if it's bad. Sometimes I can do career like in 10 minutes and sometimes it'll take like 20-25 with all those CONNECTING.

FUCK YOU OGURI CAP!!!
YOU SUCK!!!

>>545136086
I'm waiting for the banner drop hype to subside an hour after she drops and then people realize we have the before-buff version for the next 2 months

Thoughts?

>>545136219
Which clubs had to merge? I haven't seen a single one. I've seen people bitching and abandoning ship because their danchous are flatlining though.

>>>545135948
>MLB Teio, Creek
>LB3 NN, FM
Shut up, you are still in a better position than 80% of people here

>>545136329
Pretty good, no need to roll supports more

>>545135553
My phone is shit, I only play on PC

>>545136139
>DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>545136378
I'm only a lucklet for Kitasan

>>545136234
I like Mambo though, I don't even care if you only do 1 run a day. 0 fans after 2 days deserves a kick.

>>545135251
I'm doing my best to get that danchou foot pic at the end of the month

>>545135939
The game does constant server checks, stuttering can be a bad connection. Anyone who played during kitasan banner knows how often the game server checks because of all the chink rerollers bombing the servers and connecting issues.

>>545135939
oh wait mine is 9 pro apparently. no idea if there's any difference except extra camera though. it get warm but not hot and performance is related to connection quality imo >>545136278

>>545135553
Pixel 10 Pro XL, I think performance got worse with the QPR2 beta, and it also crashes the phone randomly now.

>>545136464
>>545136513
>>545135939
>>545135723
Uma is always shitting itself on the final week of the month.

>>545135553
Pixel 10 Pro XL, I think performance got worse with the QPR2 beta, hard to tell because I use the 60fps mod on PC, and it also crashes the phone randomly now.

>>545136223
Sent
>>545135950
If you find time to play, we'll probably be recruiting at the start of each month. We can't really afford to have flatliners because it'll put even more pressure on our carries

Have you guys ever had horse meat?

Can you say Derby without crying?

All this talk about clubs and flatliners, but which Danchou is the most MARVELOUS?

>>545136139
Technically he is still in the 3day rule and he was playing normally until reset

It just started raining. Fuck you Rice Shower, filthy bitch.

my danchou would beat up your danchou

>>545136715
shortstack

>>545136347
>I've seen people bitching and abandoning ship because their danchous are flatlining though.
That was Clover, I feel bad for the officers because they were actually trying.

>>545136654
Thanks, sis. See you tomorrow!

>>545136715
allen

Aoharu waiting room

>>545136665
i can see tachyon's pitch black void umanko at 0:03

>>545136746
my danchou would beat off your danchou

https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1on3mg6/day_33_of_favorite_uma_tournament_it_has_arrived/

Didn't you guys say Tachyon was reddit? She's getting destroyed by Nice Nature and King Halo...

>>545136715
Bob

So if umas are the reincarnations of irl horses then trainers are also the reincarnations of their irl trainers?

>>545136828
Is it in 9 hours?

>>545136760
It would be a good opportunity for them then.

>>545135553
Poco F6.
Game works flawlessly.

>>545136908
nyo

>>545132003
I will never betray my trainee

>>545136908
>available 10am Nov 6 (UTC)
3 more days

>>545136813
Oh sorry, did you want to join AlmondLove?
My bad, I just clicked join.

>>545135251
>>545135373
>>545135726
FUUUCK should I leave my S club

>>545136908
3 and a half days

Should I tell Urara what Long Shot actually means?

>>545136715
Probably the one with an onlyfans

>>545137074
Yes, you should

Aoharu scenario cards were actually bugged for the first couple days in JP and did not give their full stat boosts. Unless Cygames fixes them before release our URA Aces should be fine for this CM

>>545136668
DAAAAHBEEE

>>545136715
Blarg

>>545131981
Catching her off guard is cute

>>545136845
>Rice is more REDDIT than Opera

>>545137176
i will shit piss and cumd if cygaymes is that dedicated to being accurate to the JP experience they keep the bugs

>>545136845
Natiebros!? Our response? She beat King Jobber and Reddit Tachyon!?

>>545136813
>>545137065
You can't be serious

>>545136139
I'm in the bottom 5 here, AMA.

>>545137065
Nyooooooooooooo

>>545136906
I'm pretty sure only umas are reincarnations.

>>545137303
>>545137313

This thread is making me take the Almondpill. if only I wasn't already in a club...

>Round 1 today
Are you ready? Are you feeling hopeful about this CM?

>>545136845
>plebbit gravitating towards the umas with parental issues
Next you're gonna tell me that water isn't wet.

>>545137271
They kept the Taurus podium winner takes all trophies, never say never on bugs being rerun imo

>>545137372
I recently got a Medium S Ryan so I'm feeling hopeful with my gambas.

It's over. Nice Nature is reddit.

>>545137372
I. STILL. HAVE. 3. BORROWS. FROM. TODAY.
STOP PRESSURING ME.

>>545137372
I'm going 20/20 today

>>545137176
I hope they do it just to fuck with people who thought about spamming Aoharu runs for an advantage

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-G9PqRxweg
Why is this song so good?

>>545137467
Always was

Didn't expect this at all

So who's the 4chan honse

I want to start a club because I feel like it would encourage me to play more, but I'm a flatliner so even just thinking about having to manage a club makes me tired.
Also I can't think of a good name.

Some love for Digitan

I am going to oink and squeal and paypig $1000 and you can do nothing to stop me

>>545137629
Thats pretty neat, also
EISHIN WON DAS DARRRRBBYYYY
UWAAAAAA

>>545137651
Easily

>>545137651
>4chan
>fortune

>>545137467
Nature the reddit
Teio the 4chan

>>545137659
>that time when every fucking club was named /uma/ /umagg/ /umaoo/ /umanco/

>>545137651
4chan shakur
4chan digital

>>545137698
Saikyo desu

>>545137651
DAAAAAHBYYYYYYYY

>>545137698
They had threads complaining about how creepy Top Gun was due to cunny. It was obvious Mayano would never be reddit.

Sir it is Unity Cup sir

>>545137659
I'd make my own club, except I wouldn't want to make it public to randoms and I don't want this thread to bully me if it ends up sucking

>>545136906
It's just an implication, but some trainers are practically a carbon copy of their jockeys.

>>545137845
I don't recall saying you're cute

>>545137415
was that a real bug or was that just them being retarded?

>>545137651
Maruzensky
>>545137659
You should do it

Literally no one is using Eishin Flash
Is she the greatest fraud so far?

>>545137921
The thread will bully you for sucking if your club is A or worse and bully you for tryharding if your club is A+ or better

>>545137659
NotClover

>triple and quadruple rainbows on a fan run
where is this when i need it on my ace runs CYGAMES

I want to fuck AlmondLove...

>>545137921
You should simply ignore what others think. Make a club and put in a lot of effort for it to grow. I'm sure you could reach S Rank if you tried, anon.

>>545138113
She’s not great, no. Very cute horse but there’s so many better late surgers with her distance aptitudes that she’s only worth running for oshichads.

>>545137984
I did

>>545138113
people pulled for waifu reasons
does it always have to be meta?

>>545136845
>barely beat Hishi Amazon
>didn't even reach the reddit semifinal
/uma/ owes Gold Ship an apology for the reddit accusations

>>545138115
>Anyone lower than me is a filthy casual anyone higher than me a sweaty no lifer

>>545137651
These are my pics for sleeper 4chan horses
idk i haven't read any of their stories

Which group of anons do you like the most? By group I mean stuff like the Oguri gaslight posters, the Teio Oinker posters, etc.

>>545136845
>33 updoots
the falco/curren poll here had more votes than this shit lmao

>>545137651
Hey

>>545138334
Stop posting non global horses I don't know who they are

>>545138381
Shut up Reddit Nature.

>>545138349
bwo there's 180 votes on the Reddit thread

>>545137651
Michelle My Baby

>>545138343
My favorite tribe of posters are the ones who post Matikanefukukitaru

>>545138334
Win Variation is permanently SEETHING just like /vg/ she's /ouruma/

>>545137729
>>545138248
The correct answer

Apologize.

which uma cunny do i draw

>>545135889
yes i have one slot drop id high A+

>>545138115
>>545138207
Am I being gaslight into stupidly leaving my club so I can fail at making my own? Probably. Will I do it once I think of a name? Sure why not

>>545138334
I really like Furioso's design but she's a dirter, maybe when the dirt expansion comes in with Forever Young's release.

>>545137659
Call it FlatIsJustice, poach all the active flatliners and go for the lowest possible rank while having 30 active people(they don't actually play tho lmao)

>>545138560
Sweepy

oops

3 power blue
3 stamina blue
and this as the main uma
do I glue it?

I need to wank to porn of the ugliest bald bastards sleeving uma fillies

>reddit polls discussion
I'll be back in 1 hours and a half for reset you better be done with this by then

>>545138671
no groundwork is glue

Whatever you say Reddit Creek.

>>545138638
>E
>with Cap
literally how? I feel like you could train whatever you want and she'd still last long enough to get to at least C as long as you kept her a PC.

>>545138685
I will make a note to bring it back up when you come back

>>545138334
>No Reason
What the fuck is this dumb name ?

>>545138638
did u skip both hopeless and asahi or what

>>545138334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf6zxvi-oac

>try to raise tachyon
>gets bored: mood down
>breaks all the windows: mood down
>drinks coffee: mood down
>gets bored again: mood down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>545138671
2* URA could have salvaged it

EVERY UMA IS REDDIT EXCEPT THE UMA I LIKE

>>545138580
You're gonna miss out on gibs and be in an empty club for a month for sure. Then it depends on how lucky you are with recruiting desu.

>>545138807
Who the fuck gets mood DOWN from drinking coffee?

>>545138580
It's not stupid to have fun. You should name the club after your favorite Uma. Make it a clever pun or joke like Taishin To The Top!

>>545137738
That's my problem, it needs to be pun or something clever while also being relevant to the game or horses, not something boring like /uma/gamers or chinpo.
I really like the name Haythere, but all I can think of is Neighbors, which is just how the word is spelt...

>>545138836
TRVKE

Why does team trials tallying take so long? It shouldn't take that long to rig class 6

>>545138858
Coffee is disgusting

>>545138957
To keep the suspense until reset

>>545138930
Who is your favorite uma?

>>545138930
>it needs to be pun
Stop bowing to the Rudolf propaganda you can name it anything you like

Retention status, my nekos?

>>545138732
>>545138784
I forgot to switch to Pace in debut race
then I forgot to redo debut race before Early Dec and couldn't race in G1 Mile
then I got 9th place in Hopeless

>>545138784
nta but I had similar results, she decided to job horribly in both

>>545139054
3 days without a drop of semen dropping, gonna retain for all of November

Is rice good for you?

Dancho just took her monthly blood tithe again… Really beginning to think I should look for a new club…

>>545139080
that's pretty funny ngl
Also you should run oguri front in career most of the time

>>545139004
Nicely roasted coffee from a good location is fantastic, but if you've only ever had the cheap stuff I could understand disliking it.

>>545139112
It's not up to you to decide this, torena....

>>545139054
Switching between 6 and 5 my nekker

>>545135278
Don’t get Curvature unless it’s heavily discounted
Pumping for Iron is a better 1st pick for acceleration
Fast and Furious>It’s On
Get one velocity skill for the final stretch, preferably Rudolf’s ultimate

>>545138930
call it speChuds

>>545139052
This. I'd leave my S club for a club called BigFatTits over a pun that may or may not be funny for a few minutes or something. Just do what ever you want, name it after your favorite honse if you like.

>>545139114
Good for me specifically.

>>545138807
>post that shit
>Drank Coffee again: mood down
>engrossed in research: mood down AND SLACKER
>break windows AGAIN: mood down

>>545138580
no dont make a club its stupid and a waste of time

>>545139291
just give up why even bother

>>545139176
I have a good friend you loves coffee and has good material and good coffee, and I still hate it, no matter the roasting level. I can only drink green tea.

>>545139194
That's our word, you can say Nekka.

Give me an uma based on this criteria
>inb4 "like half of them"
Ok but the ones that are much moreso than the others

Torena I ade a piggle 1 day before big race and now I’m sad :-D

>>545139367
bakushin

>>545139367
>half
more like all of them

>>545132936
gonna regrind two of them, one i just don't care to try again, or if i get very lucky and finish the other two early i might try

>>545139040
Matikanefukukitaru, but I also like Meishi Doto and Taiki Shuttle.

>>545138807
Average Air Groove playthrough

Teio...I can see it...

>>545139361
Calstone gave me the n-pass.

>>545139114
Bread is better

>>545139367
urara, calstone light o

>>545139367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h7bNARz1b0

>>545139182
why is she like this...

>>545139549
>Boom Shoes Baskerry

>>545139569
The thumbnail makes it look like she's farting out a huge load of cum

Is stacking 3 accelerations on late surgers overkill?

>>545139651
Have I ever told you that I hate that you're a Kingfag?

>>545139646
cute

>>545139367
Would you prefer I list the absolute retards or the ones that act smart but are equally or more retarded

>>545138562
gimme a moment waiting for ppl to reply so I can dump the club leadership on them

>>545139646
>making our own fan slaves
brilliant!

>>545139691
You can never not have enough power

>>545139651
Your brain is kind of cooked

>>545139576
Because she HIRED you.

I just remembered I never watched the OVA. Is it good?

>>545139787
It's average

>>545139692
Depends on if you were the one that said it cause of my butt finger sniffing post

>>545139651
Stop posting King with your shitty posts.

>>545139367
smalcon
urara
bakushin

>>545139471
/Uma/tikanefukukitaru
Shiraoki Summoners
Shiraoki
Fortune Fillys
Fortunate Fillys

Reminder to all umas: Trainer-trainee contract is not a marriage contract

>>545139890
Cesario...

>>545139787
Yes, because it has plenty of BAKUSHIN

>>545139890
I have to take responsibility...

>>545136139
That guy was a massive leech when I was in Mambo, he had the gall to brag about it when called out in a thread even.

I prefer Crown over Dia.

>>545139691
no enough

>>545139646
>artist remembered the white hair detail
Nice touch. Also, cute!

I prefer Dia over Crown

>>545135530
as long as she keeps drawing pretty like this she can switch to any uma that i will not care

I prefer Nintendo over Sega

>>545139691
depends on which ones they are, typically 60% accel is where it is no longer worth getting more, so 4 white/inherited accels and assuming 3 will trigger is kinda the max, though in leo many accels activate kinda late so you're more likely to reach top speed before they've run their course(red shift, SFV)

I prefer Dia's boobs over my face

>>545135553
my phone is so shit it doesn't runsamsung a10s

>gets mad at her alarm clock because it rang before she woke up and she wanted to win
>rushes to get a baguette sandwich that gets sold out fast for lunch not because it tastes good but because it's straight
>fails geometry class because she can't handle angles
>crashes in to statue of three goddesses because she was late for class and thought she could make it by running straight
>can't read the room that her friends don't want to sing a retarded song that goes "Neko neko neko nyeh"
>asks (You) when the hot springs trip is going to be the moment she becomes (You)r trainee
>wants to run on fucking water while dragging you on a life preserver
>succeeds in running on water but doesn't know how to stop
>friend who wants to make up with a roommate she fought with but finds it too awkward asks for help
>"hey that girl wants to make up with you but she finds it too awkward"
Name a single more retarded, autistic uma.
You can't.

>>545135553
Run flawlessly on my S20 FE (Snapdragon version).

CM horses are ready, any team trials horse I make now is getting obsoleted in few hours. What do I do with the 2 daily borrows left?

>>545139890
Never let your uma know what goes on in trainer x trainer joint planning sessions

>Leave club
>Miss the window to join other clubs
>Change name and reapply to original club
>Nobody notices
Just as planned

>>545140320
Fuuck, that milk... Fuuuuuuuck
Uh I didn't read the rest of that but may as well do fan runs I guess

>>545139998
Thats no good. Mambo danchou should do something about it

>Free pulls (aka when you finish the spark) end on 16th
>Virgo starts on 16th
What did they mean by this?

Bros, I'm fucking dumb

>>545140290
i kneel, retardGOD...

>>545136347
there has been 0 clubs merging, but the two S clubs here were talking about merging since there is not people enough willing to do quota that high

>>545140454
Me…

>>545140454
It's not nice to talk about your trainee like that.

>>545139727
The latter is funnier

>>545140290
I need her and I will spark for her.

Best fan run uma?

>>545140518
Nah, that was some idiot telling the clubs to just poach the top earners from all the /uma/clubs to form the ultimate club.

>>545140290
This is the first non-meta uma I will roll for

>>545140454
Me too I'm still retarded to this day.

>>545140328
Umapyoi that happens between trainers stays between trainers

>>545140546
>>545140550
>>545140697
No I mean like really dumb. For some reason my retarded ass, with no evidence towards it, believed 2 skills that do the same thing at the same time can't both proc because I was unlucky enough for that to not happen when I was watching races, so I was only getting 1 corner acceleration, 1 corner velocity...

255351013923
Can do around 1m to 1.5m per day, maybe more if I get good parents but sticking to that amount for now
Hoping for an A club if any still lack members

>>545140671
Any uma that can run the triple crown, Japan Cup and Arima Kinen.

what happens with Happy Meek in the new scenario?

>>545140838
She's still Happy Meek and Aoi is still a useless female ningen

>>545140789
You can get in an A/A+ club easily with those numbers

Holding Suzuka's gloved hands and kissing her forehead!

>>545140838
She got replaced by Blonde Meek and Brown Meek

>>545140752
Anon how do you think generic starting "increase performance" green skills work considering people tell you to stack 3?

>>545140838
Turned into glue

>>545140290
>asks (You) when the hot springs trip is going to be the moment she becomes (You)r trainee
What a fucking slut

>wants to run on fucking water
>succeeds in running on water
Can't Bakushin do that as well? She's okay, but she's gonna have to try harder than that if she wants to take Bakushin's throne of retardGOD

>>545137307
dancho...

>>545140789
sent

>>545140838
Nothing because she's not based on an irl horse (there is however an irl horse based on her) so she can never be playable or really do much.

>ywn bring your $800 giant horse plush to a machine gun range
>even in Americaland
Why even live
https://fxtwitter.com/nanohanakirei/status/1984949861868028089

>>545140320
Doto's dotos...

>wake up
>one member leaves
>fall 2000 ranks.

>>545141120
Isn't that target a bit too big?

DANCHUD THE TWO NEWBIES ARE FLATLINERS KICK THEM ALREADY

>>545141059
I once made Bakushin win the Arima Kinen at the expense of a bricked run and there's not even a fucking special event

>>545140290
>asks (You) when the hot springs trip is going to be the moment she becomes (You)r trainee
straight to the point huh?

Hug your Uma wife RIGHT NOW

>>545141120
>fxtwitter
discordfag spotted

>>545141257
There is a special even but I think you need to win a random Long race first, can be G1, 2, 3 or OP

>>545141347
I love my emperor

my honeymoon period is closing, I'm no longer getting barraged with carats for completing careers and ten pulls are getting expensive... RIP
I still don't get how to reach 1200+1200 stats, are the limit breaks on supporter cards really that important to achieve the best stats?

>>545140838
She turns super saiyan and beats our ass or something

>>545141116
Which one are you?

>>545141443
>are the limit breaks on supporter cards really that important to achieve the best stats?
Yes. And also blue sparks of parents.

>>545141120
I would've love to see what the range master thought of someone bringing a huge plushee and took photos of it

The only thing my uma wife is getting a shock collar every time she gets night owl.

>>545141508
Teio one, won't be mad if you join the other one though.

>>545141257
She wants to run 3600 meters, enter her into the Stayers Stakes

Rudolf has small tits. #notmyemperor

>none of my speed cards appear on speed for the entirety of junior year
>on a borrow run
love this meme
I'm hitting the give up button

>>545141508
doxx club names

>>545140683
there was this too, one guy telling to give all the top earners of both S clubs to the A+ so the quota would be lower, but who would want to carry people like that

>>545141508
Yes

>>545141393
what do you expect from the avatarfag

There's LITERALLY NO WAY you can put onions sauce in that coffee accidentally.
Doto.
is.
Evil.

>>545141637
Proof?

>>545141679
I'm carrying my B+ club right now to A.

>>545141508
DANCHO THEY'RE STEALING FANSLAVES FROM US
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>545141743
HAHAHAHA RETARD GOT FILTERED

You still have time to unbrick yourself. Don't do any pulls on Riko/Rice outside of free pulls. Instead spark Nice Nature.
If you spark her now (instead of waiting for a rerun), you have a strong wit card for Aoharu AND a great card for mile CMs. And you don't need high limit break in aoharu becaue race bonus is even less important than in URA.
>B-but i need MLB for MANT, there's no way i can get MLB in just a spark
You CAN! Kinda. From now till mant, you'll get 3 SSR dupe crystals. And 1st anni gives another selector, in which NN is available. Even if you become a lucklet and get LB0 with the spark, you will still be able to MLB her for MANT for free. Then you just borrow Matikane/NTR and you are set for the whole MANT, letting you save tons of carrats.

>>545141743
Doto is my favorite bully, even her rude chest bullies

>>545141884
Or I'll wait until the next meta card and have enough resources so I'm not struggling to make ends meet whenever new shit comes out

Went through a bad breakup /uma/, which horse could I drink my sorrows away with? And maybe get headpatted by her

In hindsight, what has been the most consequential and/or prevalent gaslight in the past four CMs?

>>545141743
>onions

>>545141884
I will be doing the exact opposite of what you said because you’re the antichrist.

>>545141884
hmm, nyo. I don't care about MANT.

>>545141987
Stamina gaslight bar none.

>>545141743
Doto's reaction to this kills me because her VA sounds like she's laughing in her voice over how ridiculous this is

I will be pulling on Riko’s banner 400 times even though seriru said not to, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>545141989
Shut up

>>545142036
Which CM had the worst stamina estimate?

>>545141120
>even in Americaland
The only thing stopping you is money. You can probably find one of those for sale even, if you have enough money. It's only illegal for us peasantry who have committed the sin of existing after previous generations (boomers) have been limpwristed faggots and not guillotined enough politicians.
I'll never stop huffing copium that I'll either see the Hughes repealed in my lifetime or for enough loss of power by the (((ATF))) and the State that they no longer have the means to enforce it. With any luck the NFA will go first considering the BBB changes completely shitting on the (((tax))) justification for it and then inertia will carry us onwards.

>>545140838
nothing
she's no longer our rival
I'm not even sure if she can appear in Finale

>>545141884
The real way to unbrick is to stop rolling support cards at all. You can get more umas this way.

>>545142117
Gemini?
You only needed 2 gold recoveries and 1k stamina. Everyone was running 1200 and 2 golds, or 1100 and 3 golds.

>>545142036
>people ask stamina advice for a pace chaser, a strategy that gets 5% less hp than front runners
>gets a response that they need an extra gold recovery since that gets you 5.5% hp
>others repeat the advice for front runners
>someone takes the front runner advice and deduces that, since this is the amount a front runner needs, a pacer will need more
>starts telling ppl they need an extra gold on top of the previous pacer advice
I believe this is a cycle that leads to people demanding infinite stamina

>>545141987
>bwo you need 1200 stam + 3 golds
>bwo pace can't win CM3 bwo
>bwo fronts are invincible bwo you can't beat them

>>545141884
You forgot your gaslight dancer image

>>545141508
doxx the names i need an A club

>>545141984
Rudolf and Midnight Cafe

>>545141884
I am saving for Kitasan to try to unbrick my account that lacks Kitasan. All crystals will go to Kitasan. Either way my account is bricked.

>>545142224
>>someone takes the front runner advice and deduces that, since this is the amount a front runner needs, a pacer will need more

Don't you need LESS stamina the farther own the pack your strategy is?

>>545141987
The most funny one was "you need to win CM because they are main carat income".

>>545142405
Post your ID instead and get invited.

>>545142494
>daughter of an enka singer(yakuza™)
>no money
That's bullshit

>>545142549
Get him, danchode.

>>545142531
648204552249

>>545141825
goodluck bro

should I join a club? what's the purpose of it?
just to get those crown points you use in the store?

>>545142549
Other players owe me fans. Get to work.

>>545141508
>stealth inviting anons
Stop it, pussy ass dishonorable danchous.

>>545141508
I'm too lazy for high effort edits

>>545142687
Being part of a club gives you rewards depending on the club's ranking at the end of each month, so long as you joined for more than 14 days

>>545142687
you get a big pile of carats, club points and friend points at the end of each month if you are in a club and you can trade shoes for up to 100 club points each day

>my Oguri takes the lead in the final spurt
>other Oguri wins because she procs Pulse but mine doesn't

>>545142549
The pride of flatniggers

>>545141884
I will
>discount spark on Rico/Rice
>save up for all Uma spark
>double spark Tachyon spd SSR
and you cant gaslight me into doing something else

>>545142549
Shes already on to you

>just spark on nice nature bro
yeah i did and guess how many nice natties i got? literally 1 from pity

>>545142412
Those two are already my wives...

>>545141508
You got sent random invites after posting ID here too?

i think the leader left the club
what the fuck

>>545142494
>no money
I will swipe for the selector ticket if I have to for Kitasan MLB. Always having to borrow her is hell.

>>545143025
Looks like it

>>545143025
>>545141508
Futamusume and Uma&co tend to be the two randoms

>>545141884
With the free pulls + ticket + daily, it's technically 80 pull spark for Riko

I'm in a no quota club
Your words can't hurt me

>the carry from my first ever club last log in was in 3 weeks ago
I will miss him, he even followed me (that's how I know he's gone). I thought he was cool as shit pulling 80m+ monthly when I was still learning the ropes.

>>545137659
Anus Fujin

>>545143125
80 too many

What's your mood strat for Junior year?
Do you do recreation or do you gamble that Kita/other cards will bump your mood for "free"

Are you having fun, anon?

>>545143126
Pearl is the better witch btw

hey /uma/...

hey.

check your inbox in 18 minutes.

My dancho just bought a plane ticket to his LA condo where he intends to, and I quote, “Gape me like a Chinese sinkhole”. If I decline he says he’s gonna kick me. What do I do /uma/?

>>545143221
>Junior year
I only care about friendship