Teio really needs 4 blue golds to survive the race without dying...

>>537993918
I'll make Teio run on every CM
Yes, dirt Teio too

>>537805608
haha

Listen here you little shit

>first hot spring ticket during my favorite uma run
>crushing every goal and non goal G1 available
>swinging maestro, professor of curvature, homestretch haste, red shift
>ura final 8th
>ura final 4th
>ura final 6th
>mfw I remember I got 2nd at hopeless stakes
I'm uninstalling

>>536676795
My only wish is to get paired against a F2P+
And that he gets bad mood
And his horses get boxed
And that his special doesn't proc costing him the win by a nose
All this against my subpar team of randoms
This would produce just the right amount of suffering in the world, as doing this against a whale is not only impossible but also they would've spent enough money for the sunk cost to give them a pass on the sanity check and realize they were just unlucky if such a crazy scenario happened

>>536624057
I could engage in a discussion with you, but calling you autistic is easier.
Fucking autist.

>>536579681
>once she takes over the student council
maybe if Teio became an undefeated triple crown she would get that hag duty, Teio is now relegated to being the mother of my children, lots of them

imagine english dub Winning Ticket

>>536197552
my red teio lost to a blue teio and I felt like I failed as a trainer because you're supposed to use the blue one but the red one is easier and this dude was just too based to use the easy one

>try to improve my teio because I know that with 5% more love she will be good
>realize I luckshitted my run and that training an ace is actually hard

bake or I post that Teio x Horse art

Have you ever thought about how your umawife could just absolutely crush your head with her thighs? You're living your life just normally and then suddenly your head is between an uma's muscular thighs. CRACK. It's over. No more stat grinding.

>view race
>11th
>clock it
>see results
>1st
>by 10 L
should I just not watch races anymore?

>>534760074
>long day at work
>blood pressure test results are not good
>I missed my train
>my favorite uma got her leg broken
>my whole apartment complex is now crushed by the labia of a giant Mejiro Mcqueen
>it's fucking tuesday

>>534688564
I don't have Stamina/Power parents so I'm coping with 4PWR2SPD deck

>undefeated
>see hopeful stakes on a few turns
>not a career goal
>let's do it
>4th

>>534273238
Director Akikawa
Tazuna Hayakawa
(You)

>2% training fail before debut
>Another 2% training fail the turn before debut
>2nd place in debut
>Night Owl the very next rest
That's the first time I've actually given up on a run, but it was cursed to start with

>>533950196
minimum requirement is 600 (5%)
maximum chance at 1100 (10%)
yeah just 10

>>533652896
Spe and Kitasan are in the deck. they just can't keep up
Stamina card does nothing for my speed problem