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Taurus Cup CM is up!

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hors

haha manlet

*Teios your path*

>>536218687
IMAGINE

post kino horse

>>536218564 (OP)
who u pullin

>>536218687
my husbandwife is so cute...

UMAS

IT'S UP.
https://youtu.be/CNrEIuwOde4

post your nicest natures

Almond Fraud

>>536218809
Why is golshi taking a massive shit

>>536218564 (OP)
SOMEONE APPARENTLY LEFT IT FOR US
https://exhentai.org/g/3497136/7ef4473d6d/

on one hand they never got the rights for the burger hroses
on the other obey your master is such a good name

>>536218839
FUCK THIS GUY I WILL NOT GET GASLIT ANYMORE

>>536218552
>>536218745
God I hate Teasegames Inc.

>>536218875
she's taking a massive goldshi

>>536218734
*slides*
what now?

>>536218687
Stay Gold's height is 142cm.
Mayano Top Cun's height is 143cm.
Visualize.

>didnt prep for cm at all beyond making medium specced golshi yesterday (as my TT golshi has a bunch of Long skills)
>get back from work and open the game
>enter cm with my TT rudolf and oguri + medium golshi
>get 3 wins and group A promo
>close game

OBEY YOUR MASTER

>>536218787
Is this that bootleg game
I know its not umamusume because the characters aren't oozing SOVL

>They didn't put the New Zealand hors in
GOD
FUCKING DAMNIT

>end of CM day 1
did you make who you like winners?

>>536218967
Based casualanon. I look forward to seeing you in my finals lobby.

STAND NAME:「OBEY YOUR MASTER」

>>536218687
>>536218962

>>536218951
NEED MORE BROWN UMA
NEED MORE GORILLA UMA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>536218687
you're telling me THAT thing sired THIS?

>>536218687
>behaves like a guy while being a midget
???

im stupid
i was thinking
"do they even use the same VA for anime oguri and game oguri since they dont look the same"

>>536218787
>JP voice actors
Come on now.

>>536218564 (OP)
NIEEEEER

>>536218843
>no spider tattoo
shit meme

>>536219012
But she's in? Folkqueen is season 4 material.

>>536219060
yes
it's funny they chose stay gold specifically because he was small but they still got Gold Ship somehow out of it

>golshi's VA absolute heightmogs every single other VA
i kind of like her now

>>536218781
>fenomeno is not making a funny face

AHHHHHH

>>536219081
>do they even use the same VA for the same character
Yes retard, because this isn't the US where voice acting is a joke.

>>536219012
Bonecrusher is in though?

>>536218787
Hey Japnigger, go to your dead general

I see alot of people mentioning acceleration and CM.
Acceleration is basically extra power for a window of a time,correct?
If you got alot of power,does that mean you do not need acceleration skills?

Why is gold corner acceleration important,wouldnt it be better to get acceleration for the late race?

I know Red Shift is the go-to acceleration skill but what other umas are important to inherit?

Are there any videos on properly kitting your uma skillwise?

>>536218787
Obey Your Master has the best design, by far. Will definitely roll for her.

>running Suzuka as ace
>she loses her special to my pace chaser debuffer with 900 speed getting ahead of her

>>536218687
Is the size of the umas related to the irl horse or do they randomly go "yeah this one will be a loli"

>2 super creek cards coming in clutch
imagine not being a luckchad...

I have a powerful need

This is my wife.

If I had a great racing horse, I would demand cygames to make her a big titty tomboy with brown skin, who loves to make sweets in secret.

>>536219157
McQueen genes were too strong

>>536219131
Oh my god, you're right. That says "Ellerslie Pride" in katakana. WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

was it kino?
>>536219267
it's related most of the time, why do you think Taishin is an umalet and Akebono a giant

OGURI SEX!

>random mood
why?

>>536218787
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>536219342
holy fuck... I— I kneel...

>>536219021
2 matches I lost because people brough nature+grass debuffers
My honses were assassinated with quad debuffs

>>536218787
I can't wait to pull for Obey Your Master.
I'm a bit of a collector of American horses.

Urara is officially out of the rotation with the stay gold card

>>536218787
Michael Jordan is a hors?

>>536218787
tony bianca because she is air groove father

god the details on the pantyhose

Choco goddess sexo

>>536219306
That's Ticket's dad, don't be rude.

Do women actually wear those extreme high cut panties in real life. What are they even for, wouldn't they just give you wedgies.

>>536219468
yeah this will be useful information to know 12 years from now

>>536219058
NEVER EVER
NOW AND FOREVER

This girl is like everything I wish Ryan had been.

>>536219267
The size is directly related to the size of the horses. Tokai Teio was known to be a small and ugly horse.

>>536219468
bro your guts Orfevre

>>536219342
before i kneel show me which haircut she would have

>>536219482
i hate this fucking webm so much

>>536219524
kys neigher

Yesterday day was the first day since launch that I forgot to do a career.

>>536219524
Then why's Tokai Teio small and cute?

>>536219560
Like Vodka's but with white streaks

>>536219186
>4'6" vs 5'4"

Head

>>536219337
Who is the Rich Evans of Umamusume?

>>536219306
Still funny that Winning Ticket is her kid

>>536218787
This really put into perspective just how far we are from the kino of the second JC

>>536219598
bricked

>>536218951
>>536219516
>>536218552

>>536218787
>won't have Obey code-switching between english and japanese even though that's one of her main gimmicks
I'm kinda disappointed ngl
I'll even take some Symphogear/Black Lagoon-tier engrish

>>536219342
this except small titty

>>536219663
she's 5'8" (172cm) which is pretty fucking tall for a japanese woman
i think it's neat

>>536219465
>it's over i'll be a pvplet forever
it's okay anon I'm also fucked, got only two wins at the graded league

my front urara had a success rate of 70% today
otherwise she will just be a half-debuffer

>>536219598
danchou you know what to do...

Snake oil salewoman got VA now

>>536219186
>5'8"
actually pretty tall for a chick, doubly so for a jap

>>536219613
She burns alotta calories.

>>536218787
I fully expect all of these girls to be added to Party Dash 2.

>>536217481
Feet or nail sniffer

>>536218787
pulling what? they will never come to the game

>>536218967
Same. All I needed was A rank Golshi with a lot of stamina. When you see her lock-in face you know she's got it in the bag. Made a pure end closer-debuffing Natie to debuff other Golshis but turns out it wasn't even needed because most Golshis I've seen were stamlets.

>Oguri OBLITERATED the Hopeful Stakes to hit her goal
Meanwhile this stupid skank could NEVER

>>536219342
All you have to do is kill an old dude named kaneko and get your hands on his rights.
If you do that, Cygames would even let you choose the illustrator.

Need help fellow Golshibros
The Uma reference document says vision skills are worthless in CM, is that true? I always get The Coast is Clear because I assumed it made her more likely to overtake umas once her ult pops.

But I don't see (hurr) anywhere that explains what it actually does and why it's "useless", can anyone explain? I mean, do YOU go for the skill or nah?

>>536218787
Uma look better when they have to get horse owner approval for the designs. Without that, things clearly go off the track.

should i bother buying the rest of the goldship pieces in the friend point shop if I already have her 3*?

>>536219524
>Directly related
>McQueen being a small and cute girl
yeah no

The real Curren Chan was a cute and small horse. She made sprinting popular in real life by being cute just like Curren in the game.

My Narita is better in every skill and stat but Gold Ship won every race because she's gold ship I guess.

>>536219827
>I will never have fujimasa march
tell me it ain't so anon...

>>536219796
who tf even does this, smelling the clipper lmao

SPECIAL.. GUEST
I thought she was gonna say special week

>>536219613
*French Teio is small and cute nyes

>>536219789
>Tokai Teio running out of Stamina after the 3+ debuffers in the CM lobby

>>536219701
Last one just for you bwo

Accidentally made a really good parent Goldship when I was finishing up the last of the Goldship fan mission. Might see if I can use it to grind out a half-decent CM Taishin before 10pm tonight.

>>536219281
based luckchad

>>536218787
>nigga horse has a basketball theme
lmfao

>>536219923
I wanna drown in that mane, my face belongs in it.

>>536219923
so fluffy

Just found out that Christmas Oguri is a fake meta horse that's just being shilled to trick retards into wasting their carats. What horse should I roll for instead?

>>536219875
If you've bought it and actually watched a race you'll notice it always procs at the start. Because it isn't a permanent FOV buff like End Closer Savvy it ends up being wasted. Check the gametora skill list to see what exactly specific skills do.

kisses

rip run
its nice for the persona girl show up early

>>536219875
In my experience it just fucking pops at the start of a race because every uma scrambles to get into position during that phase, so it never actually does anything of note.

>>536219923
>tfw when you see an xbox 360

>>536220047
Whoever you find cute.

>>536219964
>not using the anime one that has 2 gold recovery skills

>>536219921
That hornse is thicc but its short. Short horse.

>>536220047
Your bro.

>>536219956
I can tell you that there are at least 1000 horses with better achievements than her to get into the game

>>536219951
Your Taishin doesn't have a mid-game skill that pushes her up out of the 8th/9th position until it's too late to make an impact at the front of the race.

>>536219470
Jordan is a hors, yes.

>>536219921
>The black horse is doing a Jojo pose at the back
kek

>>536219090
Hey Prozd, kill yourself before your obesity does it.

>>536220047
Christmas Biwa. she's pure sexo

>>536219987
wtf triple super creek!?

>>536219967
Large black girl my beloved
Pity cygames would never make an actually athletic game model

>>536219875
We don't need to go into detail about this.
Just think of it this way : Even if the skill has some uses, it still won't surpass the positive gain of other skill, ergo you won't be taking it since you won't have that many skill point when raising ace.

Is open league even worth it, I don't want to open the game up again, might just sleep on this event if I can live without playing it

>>536219967
>195cm

DAMN

>>536220047
>rolling for "meta" instead of cuties
utterly cucked

>>536218787
AAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MICHELLE IN THE GAME I WANT TO TRAIN AND BOND WITH MUSCULAR BROWN UMAS

>>536220047
This one.

>>536220218
Do you have any horse with like 1000 speed and 750 Stamina + Swinging Maestro? Then just try out Graded races. You can win.

>>536220124
Oh I guess that makes sense.

>>536220169
I just want some funny foreigner jokes that doesn’t involve someone talking in Engrish

>>536220218
You get stuff even if you lose literally everything. There's no reason not to play

>>536220047
NY Urara is unironically the second best dirter after Falco

My debuffers keep beating my ace.

Speaking of mid-game skills. Are there any for End Closers that aren't Anchors Aweigh that will actually push your End Closers up the field in the middle of the race?

>>536220047
Rolling for Xmas Oguri because Oguri

Admire Groove? I can fix her

>>536220123
>I can tell you that there are at least 1000 horses with better achievements than her to get into the game
It's not about the achievements anons, it's about the spirit to keep trying, urara can't win shit but I still train her either way I want a second horse with impossible goals here.
Also I want to see march and oguri run a race against each other, any race and watch march be destroyed because fucking oguri stats are cracked af

He did it again

I don't think I'm going to make it...

>>536220124
Yep that's the crux of it. Not to say Taishin or other horses that could run End closer cannot possibly win, but they don't have goldship's unique so it's much more difficult.

>>536218687
stay gold in girly clothes makes me unreasonably horny

>>536219903
This criticism doesn't work when most newer JP umas look like overdesigned hoyoslop

Well,i know what im gonna get my petite gf now.

https://www.miccostumes.com/qwxx-Anime-Tokai-Cosplay-Costume-Coat-and-Pleated-Skirt-with-Shawl-and-Gloves-258717p.html

>>536219875
vision skills themselves are completely useless, buff or debuff, gate skills on the other hand are really good since they give the vision buff AND extra int

I missed this but I guess this is Admire Groove’s racing outfit

Why did they make it so front runners can't actually get a lead and end closers are super op by default?

>>536220293
But I'm already entered into open because I looked at the choice for like two seconds
>>536220374
Oh.
Well, I lost 5 out of 5 races today, I guess I can do that again tomorrow

>>536220007
There are like 3 types of Americans, effeminate city people, the BBQ pit boys and basketball Americans.

>>536220142
>the black horse
that's sunday silence. he and mcqueen were best buds

>>536220505
you just gay bro, go find a cute twink

>>536220448
urara is different, she's cute and most people find her cute. Barely anyone would find march cute enough to let a jobber take a spot in the game

>>536219903
99% of recent uma(not cingrey) designs are vtuberslop albeit

>>536220401
>>536220498
Ramp up, slipstream, Tail held high if you can meet it's conditions, straightaway adept/end closer/medium straightaways if you win the gamble, etc.

>>536219306
air groove's dad looks like THAT??

holy fuck the uma stream has been going on for over 2 and a half hours, how the fuck do they still have shit to go over?

>>536219967
>constantly high
What did Belno mean by this...

>>536219306
She looks like she's weak to anal.

>>536220573
Which one is Grass

>>536220704
Cygames fucking loves these types of shows. The gbf ones were the same

>>536220536
why are nu-uma designs so sovlless?

>>536220661
I like the slutty little vtuber umas.

>>536220704
90% of it is japanese variety show fuckery anon, it's a cygames classic at this point

>>536219524
>to be a small and ugly horse.
teio is considered one of the most ikemen horse but here's your (You)

>>536220739
Japanese.

>>536220536
>no eyeshadow
pass

Is there a more SOULLESS uma than Oguri Cap
At least with goldshi I can imagine people liking her for who she is, but Oguri is just pure metaslop. No appeal whatsoever, everyone just uses her cause she's good

>>536220119
That's how we know McQueen is hiding a top tier cake

>>536219903
Are you saying they don't ask for owner approval for the newer horses?

>junior year
>get charming very early
>5 sleep deprived
>1 night owl with mood down
Why.

>>536220687
>Ramp up, slipstream, Tail held high if you can meet it's conditions
Yeah that's a grand total of
0.27 + 0.45 + 0.45 velocity if it all goes off when you need them to vs Goldship's 1.5 that goes off almost guaranteed and she'll ofcourse have a couple of those skills as well

>everyone has a school uniform and a race outfit
>Oguri's racing outfit is... a different school uniform

Should I roll more support cards or wait for Seiun Sky banner? I really want her and I only got like 4k carats right now.

>>536219875
>procs at the start
>gets her into position between pace and lates early, possibly getting her blocked or fucking over other skills
That said it depends heavily on chance and who else is competing. Here I was the only one without the vision skill.

>>536220687
>Need 3 skills to match Goldships' unique
that's fucking brutal

>>536220739
The fat weeb

>>536219921
mcqueen is a fat ass

>>536220924
You did not have the Mandate of Heaven.

>>536220704
Japan loves wasting your time with long ass events to announce things. The longest I've seen is 6 hours just to announce the release date at ass end of the event. Be glad its not an event to announce a future announcement.

>>536220547
5 years in development, please understand.

Will the whole world know your name
When we dance with destiny?
I've been there, and I've seen it
I'm never gonna stop believing
You'll find your flame

>>536220769
Rudolf love

>>536220990
Not even match, that puts you at around 60% of her unique if all 3 go off mid race properly

>>536220960
Urara is literally just wearing the same gym uniform with a varsity jacket on top

Come buy your gamer gear T-shirt

>>536221031
holy kek wtf

>>536220960
Urara's is just a fucking track suit

>>536220573
What about "most racist man alive"

>>536220963
>0LB spe
bwo........
>air shakur
it's over.............

>>536221067
What if we add inherited Anchors Aweigh to the mix?

>>536220836
The japanese guy who tells me about the horses says that japs thought teio was ugly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovvHTk-xGk4

>>536221084
>3xl
are there even japanese that are that fat

>be me checking my main missions
>find out I did 500 team trials already wtf
>also find out you get 100 carats if you click attempt and get sent to the yt vid of bakushin tutorials
can't believe it took me this long to find out, my stupidity gave me a nice surprise for this morning.

>>536221125
argentinians aren't americans

>>536221125
They're in the effeminate city people category

>>536221084
Disgusting. Looks like the shit an indian would try to sell in the tshirt booth at a mall

Noob question but do two lone wolfs on the same team nullify each other?

>>536221102
Ulala never won a graded race so her uniform is still a tracksuit bro, it's part of the lore

>>536220889
kys retarded newfag

will they make Stay Chud a dead beat dad or a """good""" senpai

>>536221079
>>536221102
Urara is poor so its okay. She doesnt have personal designer clothes so she makes do with what she has.

>>536220889
Tourist: the post

>>536220769
Rudolf and me

>>536221084
>mejiro ryan

>>536221125
The most racist man in American would start crying if he heard the way literally anyone in Europe talked about gypsies.

>>536221084
One Silence Suzuka please.

>>536221190
Watch them, they are funny just for BAKUSHINNNNNN alone.

TEIO SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX

>>536220536
>Air Groove's daughter
That makes her my daughter and I must have her.

>>536221179
>teio is ugly
>opera is ugly
>biwa is ugly
well nips, who's the handsome horse then???

>>536221165
Inherited anchor is pure ass.
Anchor is 0.25 for 6 seconds, inherited is 0.05 (5 times worse) for 3.6 seconds.

>>536220736
Whenever I see pics like this it feels like it's implied that all people in the uma universe that shed tears for Urara winning the Arima have witnessed through the multiverse (career playthrough) like the Players (You) and saw that she lost every single one of them but in reality it's just her winning the last race of her career for that specific Urara

>>536221187
It's for me

What would Narita Brian do if I kissed her in public

>>536221067
>>536220990
>>536220925
Yeah you definitely aren't overtaking Goldship mid-race as a Taishin assuming similar stats, but you can hope to reposition and overtake late surgers by having those skills go off, which is likely to put you in at least 6th so you can pump iron or get red shift off + proc Nemesis. Mid-race skills are more about unbrocking yourself from behind the late surgers anyway.

>>536221179
I don't know how the fuck they can even tell these horses apart other than the colors.

>>536221356
oof

>reddit tachyon
>tumblr cafe

>>536221351
Kitasan wasn't called the perfect horse for nothing

>>536221017
Fcking another sleep deprived with night owl and it's not even the first summer.
I legit believe this run is cursed. I also got the same eating event like 4 times now

>>536221428
Rape

>>536221349
Air Groove propaganda is working on me

>>536221187
gacha players

>>536221253
Yes. Put it on Natie to save 50-70 points on your Ace while disabling it for the other teams, or gamble and put it on your ace and hope no one else does. never both

Fall Teio fig
Look at her pit...

Can I get away with not using Evil Nature for the upcoming Long CM? I kinda hate training debuffers. Is it still the same build, or do you need to get more stamina for her?

>>536221469
>crystal cafe

nice

>>536221179
then he is bullshitting, lol. His handsomeness is noted even on jap wikipedia and the magazine special "famous horses that fans hope will be remembered into the future" JRA did last year in september

>>536221516
is nature even good for long cm, one of her main debuffs is turned off

dumb hors

>>536221196
Cute Overlord

>>536221510
MATING PRESS
PRONE BONE
FULL NELSON

How do you train Stinky Nature without jobbing career races to Teio

>>536221469
>Cafe's hand is holding Tachyon's sleeve far enough where her hand would be... cute

>>536221510
Did she steal Kita's clothes?

Who is the Vergil of Umamusume?

>>536221351
Gold Ship

>>536220889
>underdog stories
>soulless

>>536221471
Kitasan looks so molestable

HER franchise

>>536220578
>the two of them will go on to produce Golshi as grandsire and damsire
so this is how the mejiro clan became memes

>>536221497
I have it on NN but i was very surprised with the amount of times i proc'd it. I was making a ace run and wondering if i should pick it up

>>536221510
madre for trainer's dick

>>536221516
Similar build but you go all in on stamina debuffs (so flustered + subdued), and you swap out mystifying murmur (mediums only) for something like stamina eater. Stamina is king in Long and many people, including the whales, will probably be just barely above the minimum.

>>536221187
Japanese 3XL is the same size as an American Large bwo.

>>536220889
She is literally Goku

>>536221716
What's her name again?

Players who failed to qualify for A today how we holding up

>>536221630
Most people wont meet the stamina requirement, and the few who do will be cutting it close. Even a white stamina debuff will be strong, and most people have already built a nature for current CM so you may aswell use her.

>>536221692
Orferve

>>536221706
>Oguri is an underdog
Nigga she's broken as fuck and dominates in both the game and anime. Being from bumfuck nowhere does not make you an underdog if you're amazing at racing and are specifically scouted because you're amazing at racing.

How do I stop being attracted to Jungle Pocket

>>536221179
He uses MTL. Some of the stuff gets lost in translation. Teio was incredible handsome.

>>536221870
embrace it

>>536221351
They like nigger umas like SS and Kitasan

>>536221865
Oguri Cap is known as the horse who saved racing in Japan so its only natural she would get the most main character aura.

>>536220573
>effeminate city people
Grass
Amazon
Obey
Seeking the Pearl
>BBQ pit boys
El
'89 Japan Cup niger (spiritually basketball american)
Taiki
>basketball americans
Michelle
Kris S

>>536220889
>top 5 uma and umamusume in any given popularity poll of the past decade
>they just pick her because she's meta lol
Embarrassing post

>>536221351
Japanese women have fallen, they lust for Kitasan BLACKED

Cingray is not doing it for me, I hope it gets better. It has to because you fags told me it's great and I trust you umadachis
Oguri so far is cute but kinda dull, her sidekick and torena are hard-carrying the anime

>>536221716
This is Almond town now.

>>536218967
this anon lack critical information

when you do career runs, do you keep running the same horse over and over until you get something good or do you switch it up?

>>536221447
My CM Taishin is INCREDIBLY consistent, Which is to say, she finishes 4th in EVERY race. It's genuinely really difficult to push her up into 6th before that last spurt for some reason. I don't even know what mid-race skills would be enough to push her up into those places.

What does this Joker do in Balatro?

>>536221351
gray/white horses are the best looking

>>536220976
and which one is you?

>>536220889
Congrats on the successful ragebait

>>536221995
guess who fucks her daily bro, not only Kita but his champion son too

*calls you a knob head*

>>536221875
He might have meant that teio was not good looking for racing due to his slender body.
But anyway, the original point was the body size and the real Teio was smol too.

>>536221745
same, I have it on my shitty filler oguri and it proc'd at least 50% of the time in the 10+ cm rooms I participated in. way less in actual cm matches though

>>536221716
When Kitisan starts going past her prime and decline was honestly sad. Reminds me of when you watch your favorite athlete as a kid and as you get older they can't do it anymore.

>>536221865
Being a bumfuck from nowhere does make you an underdog when you are competing against genetically engineered superhorses whose ancestors have been bred for racing for decades, dumb retard

>>536222029
Breaks the 4th wall and drains your balls.

rate the stream bros

>jap dude says epithets are important
why did you lie to me /uma/?

>>536221471
>>536221716
>it only took three seasons for special week to be turned into a background character whose job is only sobbing
>if by a miracle of god Croix du Nord wins l'arc in france it will be even worse and this game will be about the kitasan dynasty
Special-grim

>>536221279
I think it's kinda impressive that Taiki's VA can keep her over exaggerated accent while singing, El' va can't do it

>>536222091
*bribes you with the promise of food and makes you suck my knob's head*

>>536220889
judging by the assmad responses, this is actually true

>>536221995
>almond fraud
hmmm nyo

>>536222121
NIERRRRRRR/10

>>536222006
If I'm working on white sparks i absolutely don't settle on going backwards, my vet either improves the lineage or doesnt.

>>536221745
It's a tricky proposition. It's probably a lot better overall to disable it with Nice Nature rather than get caught in a prisoners dilemma with it on your ace.

>>536222153
That horse looks like a crackhead

took me until today to realize that 3 friends is almost the same as two friends and a hint unless you have charming.

>>536222153
Spe was already a background horse in S2 lol

>>536222167
She'll get her food one way or another.

>>536220889
uh-oh, looks like you upset the metafags

I wanna fuck an uma cosplayer

>>536222117
Isn't Tamamo also a literalwho lineage with Creek being even more obscure than Oguri?
What was horse royalty even doing during the Heisei trio era?

Show me your Oguri Cap Aces and card set ups.
I'm trying to train one before Group A starts.

>>536221716
>HER franchise
reminder that we are playing a game about how american genes dominated and brought japanese horse racing into relevance again.
USA..sugoi...

>>536222220
I like how she is uncomfortable in Hayahide's clothes.

>>536222153
El Condor Pasa should have been the mc of S1 desu

>>536218564 (OP)
what's her problem?

>>536222167
>putting your dick in Oguris mouth
Have fun being a eunich bwo

>>536222117
>no bro you're definitely an underdog even if you just start immediately raping everyone
Do you even know what underdog means

>>536222220
>Taishin in biwa clothing
Sexy as hell

Teio > Oguri > Kitasan > Special Week

>>536222224
how do you work on white sparks anyway? I'm still not even sure what they're good for
like do you farm for a specific one and don't care what the blue/pink/green sparks are? or do you have to hit a jackpot with all of them at once?

>>536222353
Cute boy

did anyone start a petition to force the dub version that was talked about last thread? this game won't survive without a dub.

>>536222353
>3DPD
>>536222383
>american genes
They're all British (Arabian & Turk)

WHAT ARE THESE CREATURES?

>>536222353
Here. Have a go at hi- I mean her. Do it. I dare you.

>golshi run
>6 failed trainings
>3 sickness
>2 failed G1
this is so fucking bricked

>>536221716
*ruins your anime*

>>536222526
FAT FUCKS

>>536222495
weakest bait i done ever seen

>>536222354
Japanese horseracing was on life support at that time. Oguri coming in and winning all those races and having the rivalry with Super Creak revitalized the horseracing industry over there.

>>536218787
i need her and folkqueen in the game badly bro

Oguritards being real uppity lately

buy them bwo
they are pretty hard to come by

>>536222153
>Croix du Nord
bros got a career like a uma

>>536221865
you're still the underdog if your pedigree is meh in horse racing
that's why they made a big deal about King Halo jobbing despite being the kid of fucking Dancing Brave and Goodbye Halo

>>536222115
Yeah but that happens to all horses, it is what it is. Read up on golshi's final race a lot of these hors that run past their prime end up having less than stellar final showings because the owner, trainer, audience, whoever didn't want the magic to end.

I'm going to say it

Throughbreeds have really boring fur patterns and I wish we raced on cooler horses

>>536220739
Ken-sama

>>536222526
LABUBUMA

she was right but no one believe her

>>536222383
>Kitasanfags try to prop her up as an underdog like Oguri
>his grandsire was Sunday Silence
More like Kitasan Fraud

>>536222743
Narita Brian did this to me

>>536222743
AROUND UMAS
NEVER RELAX

>>536222526
mcqueen bourbon and cafe are very cute

>>536222529
When I was in Japan in 2017 I fucked a 2hu crossplayer and it was pretty nice.
He was cute for a 19 year old boy and came really fast. I was supposed to pay him but he was so exhausted after the sex that I just walked out of the hotel room.

>>536222743
I will reciprocate with Umas that knock on my door rather than barge in. Like my cute tomboy wife Taishin.

>>536222153
I like Spe more as a secondary character, she's very funny

>>536222802
Theres probably thousands of horses who have their grandsire as silence sunday though

>>536222526
24 karat gold labubuma

>>536222802
>Kitasanfags try to prop her up as an underdog
literally no one, except whoever thought up S3's storyline

>rolled for Brian and also got spooked by Rice
>still spending all my borrows and TP on Taurus cup
>kind of want to immediately start going for Gemini cup
I'm sorry my trainees........

>>536222882
>He

>>536222885
>>536222835
>taishin lovers
based

>>536222882
>He

>>536222356
>>536222356
>>536222356
>>536222356
>>536222356
help me out bros

>>536222448
Jesus christ retard, she starts off as an underdog, after winning she isn't an underdog anymore. Every successful underdog stops being an underdog.
She was even a weak horse at birth. She is pretty much the main character of every Japanese anime shonen, weak underdog literal who that never gives up and eats a lot turning into the OP hero.

>>536222882
good for you bro

>>536222973
no

If anyone feels like trading some shoes, there are now 4 open spots in Mambo.

>>536222495
Yeah xis, don't forget to sign the petition to add male uma as well

>>536221716
>series gets massive hype from game release + S2
>RTTT keeps the hype going
>S3 completely kills the hype
>took the movie to resuscitate it and CG to bring the hype back up again
Absolute state of Kitasan

>>536222984
>Jesus christ retard, she starts off as an underdog
>after winning she isn't an underdog
And how soon does that occur you dumb cunt.
>no bro you were a toddler to begin with that means you're a toddler forever
Shut the FUCK up.

Reminder that a 400spd 1200 stam 1200guts hors will win against a 1200spd 1200stam 400 guts hors in max distance CM.

>>536222973
I got your oguri card set up right here
*grabs crotch*

>>536223087
They were just horsin around

Honestly with how popular it’s getting overseas I could see Cygames licensing a dub for their game(which in turn I could see lead to making a dub for the anime), for their games they do dub some of their stuff(the Granblue Console Games, Shadowverse, Dragalia Lost) so the potential for the dub is definitely there.

Never played the games/watched the anime though so I couldn’t say who I could see being cast as who.

>>536222882
>just walked out of the hotel room

i want to see go for wand

I may keep losing in CM, but at least I have my uma wife Narita Brian

imagine english dub Winning Ticket

>>536222802
Like more than 50% of post 2000s JP racehorses have Sunday Silence blood in them.

>>536222882
straightest gold ship fan

>>536222973
your 4 best speed cards (special week/kitasan) + your best stam card + super creek borrow

>Number 1 favorite
How do they determine this shit

>>536223124
Who cares how soon she won retard? She was an underdog before she won. If I buy some shitty unknown horse and sign him up for a race against well known, popular horses he's gonna be the underdog. Idk how this is so difficult for you to understand.

>>536223296
What about Teio

>>536223214
I hope Doto isn't too lonely...

>>536222609
>jobbed on a triple crown race
Glue incoming

>>536223340
4 speed cards sounds retarded she already has 20% speed gain

does CM have a daily high score system or do they count the last run?
i am already advancing and i might as well just let some other f2poors into round 2 for free with F tier umas if it's a high score system.

>>536223294
Literally me

>>536223363
they ask everyone in the office to rate them

>>536222882
>He

So Oguri Cap really is the GOAT, huh?

>>536223363
>How do they determine this shit
cuteness

>>536223453
idk if they're asking they probably aren't hitting speed cap so..

>>536223389
>She was an underdog before she won
By your logic every uma is an underdog lmao

>>536223087
I wish they had more ingame interactions

i don't really get how skill hints work. why do i not get some skills unlocked in some runs?

>>536223451
B-b-ut
DERBBBBYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

>>536223541
wtf doto is ultra cute

>>536223524
yea

>>536223389
>If I buy some shitty unknown horse and sign him up for a race against well known, popular horses he's gonna be the underdog
An underdog story is when someone enters a high profile competition where most people don't think they have a chance at winning.
That isn't Oguri. Oguri performed well, was scouted, performed even better, was given a full fast track into the big leagues, and then kept winning.
At no point after discovery was she an underdog. At no point when it mattered did anyone think "there's no way she can win"
That's rice shower territory.

>>536223246
>no over exaggerated italian accent on tony bin
i sleep

>>536223363
probably some algo that takes in fancount, your stats, and race requirements to give the result

>19 wins
>1 loss
very nice

>legend race
>"legend" gets 11th place
winning ticket is that bad?

this brat

>>536222609
HOPEFUL

>>536223567
Spe decided to be racist against you that day, that is all

>>536222882
>he

>>536223567
have u heard of RNG before?

>>536223538
No. Many umas have high expectations placed on them even before debut, like King Halo.

>>536223567
Random chance to appear every turn determined by a flat percentage modified by the training card's hint appearance rate. If you train with the exclamation you then get one of their hints randomly chosen, you can get the same hint twice unless that hint is at max level or trained.

What a shot

>>536223567
I asked this just the other day, turns out one of the outcomes for a hint is a stat up instead of a skill discount.
Say the support card has 3 skills, there's actually 4 outcomes when you hit a hint: one for each skill and the stat up but no skill

>>536223656
>>536223389
>>536223124
>>536222984
>>536222448
Maybe Oguri's an updog

>>536223798
Need Pokke.

>>536223538
No retard, Oguri doesn't have famous parents and Oguri was born weak. Nobody expected great things from the horse, nobody thought the horse was gonna be a favourite.
If your horse is sired by Kita Black people expect great things from him so he will never be an underdog story.

>>536223456
High score, so yes it is actively in your interest to sandbag once you've secured your promotion

>>536223723
>Teio gives you this look
What to do?

>>536223819
ENOUGH FROM THE PINE TREE

>>536223195
dubs suck and I don't want one but it would be cool if they could find some JP voice actresses who have passable english skills to play the gaijin horses. it's 2025, surely there have to be some Japanese women out there with VA potential who can speak decent english

>>536223567
Your support umas all have a pool of skills you can get hints for (and a generic +8 stat boost), when you see a hint icon (red exclamation bubble) and train with that support card, you roll on their available hints, and one is given to you randomly.
That hint isn't actually removed from the pool either, and you can continously get it, until you hit 5 total hint levels (max) at which point you can only get more hints, which are wasted, on that skill from scripted event hints (like Eishen giving homestretch haste in her 2nd event) or from inspiration sparks.

It's entirely possible for support cards to never give the hint you want and some support cards have huge pools, that make it very difficult to aim for a specific hint.

>>536222882
>boy

>>536223567
>>536223796
And if you are talking about actual event completion hint then that is just rng, if the game fills the queue with too much crap then you are sol. Running lower rarity cards in deck helps it slightly but no guarantee. And then we gotta talk about agemasen cards lol

>>536222609
I believe in the Satono family. Satono Shining will be great

>>536219016
She tried her best. Won once.

>>536223798
kek

>>536223798
quick reminder that pocket only cares about your body

Do we ever get more welfare horses to pad our roster?
the only one i know is the FREE special week (forma commander)

>>536223819
What's updog?

>>536222882
most straight gookbro...

just barely made it to group A with all my tries

>>536223087
huh i wonder why they didn't give taiki a hair marking

>>536222882
>He

>>536224053
Rhein Kraft is the next 3 stars welfare horse.

>>536223994
The hottest thing about Teio abuse is that she could easily stop you, but she doesn't. She just stays there and takes it

>>536223656
At no point when it mattered did anyone think "there's no way she can win"
Literally his last Arima Kinen you retarded motherfucker

>>536224053
We get a couple more 1 and 2* uma which are essentially welfare.

>>536224065
BoFA my nuts in your mouth

>>536222882
honestly I don't get why anons are surprised about this like they never kissed a dude or experimented in uni
the only people I expect to be surprised about this are thirdies in sharia states and 30+ y/o fossils

>>536222647
Except Orfevre because he's the goat
https://youtu.be/jXHtadsETOk?si=F41HnghjOqqKZu97

>>536223968
This but trainee Montjeu with a sultry seductress French VA

>>536223943
break her

>>536219443
Low test post

For those who watch Pakatube, have they commented on global's success or memes in any way?
I mean, yeah I know it's for JP audience but no way they haven't noticed. Curious what they have to say or find interesting about globabs

thanks i guess

>>536224194
just because you chose to be gay doesn't mean everyone else has to

>>536224194
Gay niggas will say anything these days to justify getting fucked by men

>>536224194
lmao fag

>>536223968
https://youtu.be/eAkxxgEHEmg?si=CUAkhmDQEmvcJq_H
Here's three

>my f2p oguri with 1 accel skill and non-maxxed speed won against whale umas multiple times
I'm now convinced that uma musume is an RNG game

What the fuck is this animation quality it's so fucking good

>536224194
>look bro everyone's getting fucked in the ass these days, its normal

>>536224271
They mentioned Urara's global popularity.

>>536224194
my favorite uma is air shakur btw

>>536224194
y r u gae?

i will never make fun of spe-chan ever again

>>536224271
only a short comment by urara va about getting messages from global fans

>>536224329
This is the power of Kitasan (JP)

>>536224194
Why are you gay

>>536224194
fuck off faggot

>>536224098
>At no point when it mattered did anyone think "there's no way she can win"
>Literally his last Arima Kinen you retarded motherfucker
You're telling me this is a story about a horse born weak and unimpressive but later become great and won its last Arima Kinen without being the favorite?

>>536224261
>being attracted to muscles
just fuck a guy faggot

BOFA or Sleeping Lion?

>>536224329
Hopeless...

>>536224478
both of em

>>536224395
>no ura finale
glue

>>536224093
can confirm the only period of the year where you shouldn't bully her is in heat season, the rest of the day she gives you a good pass

sex

>>536223943
>>536223943
TeioSEX

>>536224429
>>536224261

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0ZIUa6zALs
Oguri is overrated but man his last race is pure kino

I WILL make Suzuka win 3 races and the game being geared towards making her lose will NOT stop me!

>beautiful uma women in the world
>men willingly go gay
Why

Why does Black love KFC?

jungle pocket my tenga

Yeah I just went 2-3 with a team that went 5-0 last night. It's fucking over for me...

>>536222882
>Going to Japan to fuck cosplay boys
Sorry, I only went to the soaplands

Holy fuck Taurus cup is full of whale lmao as a f2p I'm getting fucked by people having S or SS+ stats.
Guess it's only natural huh
Did 10 races, won 4 of them.

>>536224610
>>536224429

so it's still going to be round 1 next reset, right? don't have to worry about winning if you've already qualified for round 2 right?

>>536218787
>Hawkster ran in the Japan Cup with Oguri and Pay The Butler, and he also ran in Preakness with Sunday Silence and Easy Goer
Two think these two storylines were happening so close to each other

>>536224329
Oh Jesus Christ

Digitan LOVE

>>536224329
cygames used the gacha money to open a animation studio

>>536224767
milk trucks arrive

Teio isn't for sex.

>>536224767
>slow metabolism

Almond Milk

>>536224685
All umas love KFC!

>>536223656
Anon just the fact that he was born weak already makes him an underdog, if your argument is true, frankly I don't know if it is, it just means that the horse stopped being an underdog earlier in its life.

Apparently umas aren't allowed to run full speed in public places. Imagine getting tackled by what's basically a superhuman at 80km/h.

>watch Narita Top Road’s anime
>Admire Vega is in the closing concert even though she wasn’t in top 3
>also all of the generic racers just used the NPC outfits

Oh well, even money has its limits. Does Cinderella Grey improve on the NPC racewear?

>>536224910
thats water tho

>>536224925
thanks mom

>>536224904
She wants it though?

>>536224887
I like how cygames has just gone all in on this in every way possible using the gacha money. Even going so far as racing and breeding real horses.

>>536224904
then why sex shaped

>>536224767
I could watch Gentildonna bounce all day

>>536224961
Rest is meh but Kurofune got a decent replacement.

>>536224830
Pokke-chan...

I will NOT eat my vegetables!

>>536224739
>use golshi
>win
it isn't that hard

Am I reading uma stories watching anime or watching chuuba vods today

>>536224948
can't have this happening every hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrEIuwOde4
I actually don't understand it bros

>>536224329
a lot of people said its money
but i think its corpo skill issue, a lot of gacha company still failed to put out decent anime even with billions at their disposal

>>536225049
I think you should do whatever you want.

>>536225003
>sliding literally into a sex position
that's so lewd

>>536224948
At least some umas have built in airbags
Flatties are dangerous

>>536224767
THAT'S A COW NOT A HORSE

>>536224767
God I love FAT TITS

>>536225059
uma stories

>>536224767
that corset is made of diamonds

>>536224787
Gotta love the evil shit-talking uma

>>536222647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzaTJvJ1Meo
It doesn't get better than Almond's last race. Winning the Japan Cup against 2 undefeated Triple Crown winners

>>536224767
for a sfw game uma jiggle physic is pretty amazing

I FUCKING LOVE SPECIAL WEEK!

>>536225023
the niggers also used the money from initial uma boom to buy football world cup rights to stream it free on abema, fucking faggots

>>536225049
>blocks your path

>>536224213
>loses 5L against a smelly filly

Ok, this is ridiculous

>>536225023
and yet they cant spend that money back into their games to make them good

DEATH TO ALL EVIL NATURE FAGGOTS WITH SS STATS AND BILLIONS OF SKILLS

I HATE Teio

>>536225209
that's based though

>>536225074
>>536224948

>>536225187
Based and same

>>536225087
So what do we do now as real free to play now even the nipwit said its over for us...

>>536225302
FASTER

>>536225087
haha he said it again!

There's something hot about seeing someone with a personality like Opera strain like this

Left or right?
>just use the race simulator
It gives me very close results.
Left is the one i used for CM yesterday and got decent results. Will i be able to proc my skills with 300 wit? That's my doubt

>>536225337
And we have this shit every month (accelerated)??

>>536219157
point flag was big

>>536225305
from abusiness point of sense maybe but personally wish they have used it on more uma content

>>536224767
Our Bluebird Days is a really nice song

>>536225337
always been the only cope was reaching class a for the slightly better rewards

>>536225391
I like how she spins every negative thing into being part of her overlord story. I wonder how she would handle a miscarriage

>>536225337
Even minor whiles have no chance of competing.
You have to REALLY whale to get ahead in this game. We are talking hundreds of dollars at minimum.
Getting into Rank A is a fine achievement for F2P and dolphins.

you don't need to whale, just keep doing careers until you get a ton of rainbow trainings in a row

Why did Tamamo Cross threaten me like that? That was mean

Does anyone have art of Umas being beaten to bloody pulps? Just had one fail several <10% multi rainbow trainings and get mood downs right after I did rec and I need some catharsis.

brehs................

>>536225485
I get the little "doo doo doo doo dee da da" sound stuck in my head sometimes

>>536225093
>but i think its corpo skill issue, a lot of gacha company still failed to put out decent anime even with billions at their disposal
It was never a money issue for these people, the fact that talent and skilled staff in the anime industry are wanted by everyone, composers, directors, character designers, those are the people that can make or break your anime

>>536225337
UMA MUSUME IS A MLB CARD GAME

>>536225465
Uma football games

>>536225087
>with groundwork inheritance, f2p can win against whales 90% of the time, unless the whales do the same
hahahhahahahahaha lmfaoooooooooo redditors will actually believe this

I hope you're ready to do 40 races per run.

>>536225485
>tachyon and daisca
cute father and daughter

>>536225594
That won't be enough. You need support cards giving you large mood friendship and training boosts and initial stats and good skills. And you need a lot of hints and the right hints so you can get enough skills from racing without racing too much to not get enough stat points.

>>536225254
get gud

>>536225617
kys

>1 win
>2 wins
>3 wins
Holy fuck the whaling in this event is insane.

>>536218687
>go to the bathroom to shit
>smell it
>cry
Why is she like this?

>luckshitted my way to group A with 3 wins
...I'm gonna get my shit kicked in next round, aren't I

>>536225676
Not just any MLB
MLB SSR to get 1200 900 1000

It could be worse, it could be actual horse racing
>Buy a horse for thousands of dollars
>Spend substantial time training it
>Watch it lose it's maiden race

>>536225703
what the HECK

JPman just dropped sparks autism knowledge.
How cooked are we f2p chat?

>Medium S
>Pump Iron
>Maestro
>Red Shift
>Shooting for Victory
>only 1100 speed
We were so close.

>>536225465
They did though? They keep adding more characters and more anime seasons and spin offs and making more figures and having more live shows.
They should make holographic umas. We have the technology.

>>536225703
>enjoy playing the game
>playing more of the game would be a bad thing
what