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hors

Teio!

BWEH

>>535786164 (OP)
I wonder if the horses understand they are miles in the air and throwing a shitfit would be a terrible idea?
I expect they're sedated for the trip.

Teio prone bone correction

>uma 'musume'
>its a boy

How bad of an idea is it to build Nice Nature, Maruzensky and Silence Suzuka for CM?

>>535786276
What is even going on in that pic?

Matikanefukukitaru

>>535786164 (OP)
Me on the right

>>535786370
horses on a plane

Post honses that would never hurt anybody
Pic related

hag please...

Tachyon is incapable of living on her own. She needs a tardwrangler as much as Urara needs hers.

>>535786307
>m-male Umas are real
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT ARE THE IMPLICATIONS

>>535786335
ive been regularly placing 2nd/3rd with maru, gun, nature in the whale cm lobbies. So w/e that might mean w/ some luck

>>535786412
IM TIRED OF

>get speed training to 5
>never get a single rainbow training for the rest of senior year
Why is this legal?

nothing bad ever happens

>>535786578
Not bad if you need it

How many Super Creeks do I need?

>>535786578
H E A L T H Y rudolf

>>535786578
bad things happen

people told to me there is no onlyfans hors...

>>535786578
Green Woman will save you.

>>535786679
Either 1 4 or 5 depending on what you want her for.

>>535786538
She wouldn't, right..?

>>535786679
about tree fiddy

>>535786370
I think it's the inside of a plane, flying horses long distance.

>>535786335
I think Frontrunners will be very underrepresented. I know I'm not building any frontrunner debuffs since I expect 99% of the Aces to be Pace or End. You have 800 meters of largely unrestrained Golshi to overcome, so unless you have some secret late-race weapons up your sleeve, it's gonna be a nightmare. I feel like your whole kit would be inherited uniques + recoveries.

Hola mis amigos~

>>535786706
>get well soon
Lucky
I crippled my uma last summer camp

>>535786502
Well yeah, she's needy as fuck and you pretty much become her husband-at-home while she horses around

I don't like the top road, a new beginning, and oguri cap anime because they relied too much on sparkling special effect. It diminishes the running impact instead IMO.

>>535786706
Rudolf needs some correction

>>535786536
Considering the rewards aren't half bad even when losing guess I might as well
Not like I have what it takes to actually compete with the sweaties players, so why not build my two favorite umas

Somebody on /v/ said Rudolf+Grass Wonder+another Ace is a meta comp and you run Rudolf as an End.
Can anybody confirm or deny if this is a real comp?

>>535786792
I am all ears, amigo.

>>535786307
Cute boy and some retards ITT are trying to give our boku tits. Disgusting!

>>535786792
Nice Sombrero

>>535786846
healthy mindset anon

>>535786860
Rudolf and Grass are debuffing?

>>535786781
Isn't the plethora of debuff Natures good enough?
Or maybe I could use some other speed debuffed considering most investment would go into stam anyways?

>>535786860
pretty sure gs+nature/tach/air + oguri/another ace is gonna be most common for anyone trying

Why aren't there parent presets?
Weird feature to not having considering there's deck presets?
My two 3* stam parents are b ranks, so they're near the bottom of my roster

>>535786846
>>535786929
But if we lose at bracker B 2nd round its over right?

>>535787082
>he doesn't know about the favorite button

>>535787082
Set them as favorite and filter by favorites

>>535787082
literally just got added to jp
so expect it in global in 3 years

>>535787082
I thought this was going to be a picture of tachyon putting a fork into an outlet

>>535787082
use carrots until ui slighty improves in a decade

>>535787082
Very cute anim
I just use favourites

Sexy+retard is a killer combo, isn't it.

>>535787115
The hurdle in B bracket is very very low, everyone from this thread will be fine.

>>535786860
they think double dominator will be better vs people who have enough stamina to tank nice nature stam debuffs

>>535787206
all umas are retarded

>>535786427
Look

>>535787082
There is but JP only got it like last week.

>>535787115
the hope is youll make solid umas thaat beat noobs and you don't get matched with too many whales

>>535787206
Yes, because her being sexy means she'll most likely be within your strike zone, and being a retard means you'll most likely be within hers

>>535787172
Global really feels like if Cygames released a car with only the frame, wheels and engine, and began adding the other important features late on.

>>535787274
THIS IS MY SPRINT ACE WIFE

>>535787206
She is not a retard!

>>535787269
Are you sure about that? Espanto island list has very good media coverup.

>Japanese devs
>qol
lmao

nature my lov

>>535787159
>>535787160
>>535787185
>>535787192
I'm dumb, so I carrot both good parents and steamy solidarity umas.
>>535787172
>>535787285
>super recent update
That's really weird that it took them 4 years to come up with that.
>>535787178
Considering how loony tunes these other animations are, I'd bet there's one somewhere

Are Umamusume from Africa zebras?

Casual anon from last(last) thread here!

I actually got a couple goodies! I think her stam is kinda too low still but whatever, we're letting it rocks, I even got the maruzensky thing you guys told me about, thanks guys!

>>535787274
dude?

>>535787396
No, they're umaggers

>>535787402
Great hors anon

>>535787402
Good work and good luck anon

>>535787206
>+ 10% Wit bonus

>>535787274
>still up
Based curren-loving janny

>>535787396
Donkeys are donkeys in umaverse, so no?

Why aren't you playing the real uma musume??????

>5 turns to cure slow metabolism during junior year
You should be able to refund tp for such shit luck

>>535786929
sucking teio's puffy nipples

>>535787608
Her events and demeanor are enough proof
Not like that's a bad thing, anime girls are cuter when they're stupid, which is why this game is so great

>>535787608
HA HA HA HAA

I have a question

obviously tons of anons are posting nice natures with 10000 debuffs, which is cool...

...how does she actually win her career with 1200 wit and like no other worthwhile stat?

>>535787640
They sold you Tazuna for that

bakushin is north korea spy

>>535787608
translation?

>Run with several mood downs
>zero summer rainbows
>No maestro/prof of curve proc
I see! Guess i'll kill myself.

>>535787702
you can win ura with like 500 speed and power

>>535787702
BITES DA DUSTO!!!!

>>535787706
I uh, actually got her to mlb when trying for Creek (lb0 from spark)
Someone said she basically gets replaced in a month, so I was gonna save my sp since I have so few, even after the golshi event.

>>535787702
Easily with 600~ stats

>>535787702
You prioritize the career-winning stats first. Getting to like 600/600 speed/stam will get you over the finish line

>>535786483
She asks you to stay over all night to watch movies and falls asleep an hour in the trilogy marathon

>>535786731
That's an Onlyyou horse

>>535787206
What started the milf bakushin thing?

I love it

AAAAAAAA I FUCKED UPPPP

>>535787806
That's just 9*speed 9*Stam parents

>>535787274
if japs werent so afraid to draw more horse porn id be spankin my shit to equines all damn day

>>535787640
>get sleep deprived
>procs immediately
>fails to cure
>fails to cure
>lose stam
>cure it
>get slacker
>uma slacks off on a 3 rainbow day
>fails to cure
>mood down event
I feel you

>>535787898
HIT IT PUSSY

>>535787702
Wait, are you supposed to cap WIT?
Shit

>>535787264
Im seeing that amount of stamina that kicks my ass

>>535787898
I'm gambling on that every time. You only live once motherfucker

Her anime outfit and body is sexier than the game. Was it deemed too sexy?

>>535787931
How was your wit even that low while getting that many debuffs

There's a cute epithet for Naisu Neicha. December Domination. You gotta win hopefull stakes and both arima kinens. Nice Nature's title is Poinsettia Ribbon. Poinsettia are a Christmas flower, bright red and green, same as her ear socks. She's December-coded. I think it's fitting, and also a little ironic since she doesn't actually learn Dominator in her base form, only her summer form.
TY for readin my blog.

>>535787898
BRO YOUR TT?

>>535787274
Holy shit someone got a hold of Curren Chan's latest UmaFans post, based

>>535788014
Why does a cyborg need a body like this

mambo mambo

>>535788034
December dominator is for anyone tho

>>535788080
yes I know anyone can earn it I'm saying it's thematically appropriate for her.

Could some anons post their nice nature decks? I wanna copy

>mfw the horse i'm looking most forward to isn't even out on jp yet
it's mostly based on listening to her solo song, but i'm immediately in love. i need to know about her now

>>535787931
No. The chance scales badly after 500 wit.

>>535788014
Oguri was the same and even had 2 pit slut outfits.

>>535788119
*smooch*

>>535788014
Nope

>142k viewers
wonder how much money can she make

>>535788014
Despite the game making the horses way more for (you) they are not as lewd as in the anime. Weird.

>>535788071
It's not for the cyborg
It's for the enjoyment of the creator of the cyborg

I'm entering this WITGOD to the tournament simply on the merit of her being my only A+

>>535788034
yeah and its the worst uma specific epithet to earn because you cant specifically only go for third place
hell, in fact being in third place is the worst because thats when her skill activates and she zooms forward
i get it, its thematically fitting because she scored the arima kinen three times in 3rd
but man fuck you cyniggers

>>535787575
I would if they had the arcade machine here

>>535788227
Machan!!

>>535788140
>>mfw the horse i'm looking most forward to isn't even out on jp yet
Her banner could be announced in 3 days.

I can't afford to get Scarlet to Potential 5 before CM. Is Killer Tunes worth reaching Potential 3 on her?

>>535788260
Please be in my qualifying round please please please

>>535787608
She’s surprisingly emotionally intelligent in the Star Blossom manga.

>>535787931
The japanese guide suggested pushing to goal of 900 to get in the highest percentile of procing everything. I had a decent NN but forgot to buy late savvy like a retard

>>535788260
I feel like Uma kind of weighs with too highly for score, is it just me? Considering it's a "free" stat

>>535787931
you have plenty, theres a bunch of anons that still think 1k wit means anything. 500 is a soft cap

>>535788374
not really. you have a lot of other shit to buy.

>>535787608
>got a 4 in one of her tests
no I think she's actually retarded, sorry mate

>>535788305
Funny enough, the Grand Master scenario is technically a collab with Star Hors 4.

>>535788225
Does this have the upskirt or what

>>535788024
desu i can never get my nice natures higher than like 600. There's so many skills to buy, just pressing wits doesn't get me enough SP. I dunno how people do it. They must be smarter and less greedy than me.

>>535788275
t. didn't read the post

>>535788305
man if we had arcades here I'd actually leave the house and spend all my money on arcade machine gacha horse racing
but we cant have nice things because niggers would just break shit

>>535788305
This is some wangan midnight shit
>ashtrays
lmao

Nothing special with this legacy chain, but 6* medium and white sparks are good I guess,

Never miss your daily rolls. I just got Biwa for free.

>>535788492
TL note: Mun means mun

>>535788571
I'm looking for the good white sparks and I can't find any

>>535788543
what races are you shooting for to farm SP? I kind of assume G1s are too risky

Place your bets

>>535788571
Good work

>>535788140
Fucking same, except I love her BECAUSE I know about her

>>535788629
nice nature

>>535788629
SR donkey

>>535788571
uhh long sparks?

>>535788602
at least post biwa then?

Mambo

Medium S, good stats and got kitasan and creek events done, but got shit white sparks and no good hints. The amount of things that can go wrong in this game is crazy

>You train your umas for 3+ years and when they retire from racing, you marry and breed them to make more umas
Umamusume is a grooming game

>>535788602
Same, I got Smart Falcon for free. Desperately needed her for my last dirt slot, too.

>>535788661
>>535788671
I got the card of all times

>>535788540
Yes

>>535787898
I got a second chance

>>535788618
You WANT to farm G1s. You don't want to win races with Neicha. You want to hit 3rd place. She has an alternative post-race called "very me results" where if you get 3rd place it's worth 65SP, affected by race bonus. I usually get 82. You don't wanna run G3s you're more likely to breeze through.

>>535788617
Just give up and they will come.

>>535788639
Thanks, that was a run for an S Medium Taishin, but three night owls killed that run anyways so this is like the third best result; The best result being 3* stam, then 2* stam that is.

>>535788684
I got a Taishin parent with 3* Power/2*Long with 6* Stamina Maru and Taiki the grandparents. I use that one on Gold Ship, but I have been lacking good medium legacies since I never paid much attention to them.

>>535788602
I'm losing hope, the best uma I got was a single Top Gun

I do not care for Golshi
She insists upon herself

>>535788780
>shaded and everything
thank you grandmas painting these in SEA warehouses

>>535788552
Almost every in Japan was aggressively against smoking. The horse racing floor in the arcades? Nah brother you're going to need that nicotine

>>535788712
Things slowly get better with time

>>535788778
Great card combined with Vodka for sprinters

>>535786679
0.
Paid selector + free selector = lb1. Enough for basic needs. Save rainbow uncap for y2/y3 cards.
Eventually the battle pass unlocks which let's you mlb her for free(not free)

>>535788847
Are you running Curren as a Front Runner?

>>535788602
I'm just wanting either more Ryan dupes or Grass Wonder since the latter is the last Uma I am missing among the 1* and 2*s. Maybe a Rudolph as well, but mainly the middle pick.

>>535788258
What's the top gun card for?

>>535788689
Unfortunately I don’t have any pictures to share. She is very cute, I just found out she has a mecha pilot alt, very cool. >>535788767
Very nice.

is 1100 stam + 2 gold skills enough for 3200m long CM?

Give her to me

>>535788602
I have been doing them since day 1 with not a single 3*.

>>535788967
Yes

I wish I hadn't shreaded my Rudolf R cards

>>535789106
you only need one anyway, it doesn't have hint level or frequency so leveling it is a waste of materials

>don't have my own 9* power to boost power even further, only have a 3* power/6* stam legacy
Bakushin would be perfect because of her 20% speed and 10% wit but I haven't unlocked her racing outfit yet. S rank is probably possible with only SR cards and a borrowed Kitasan

>>535789106
????

>>535788767
SHE IS DIRT? Fuuuuuuuuck i need to roll

>>535789046
Bricked

>>535789087
I kinda wanted to do that, but I figured out the game wants me to use her as a sprinter Evil Nature

>>535789046
you need 1200 and 3 gold skills with all the debuffers

why is she like this

>>535789390
The weak should fear the strong

>>535788715
Frankly, it's quite disgusting.

Which way, Torena-San?

Fuck

>>535789390
when you're a horse, you can do anything

>>535789504
MORE POWER

so powerful... but so stupid

>AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE A PIGEON LANDED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND PECKED AT THE GROUND FOUR TIMES, IT'S FUCKING OVER WE'RE ALL DOOMED
What is this bitch's problem?

>>535789504
STAMINA, SPEED, POWER

but I want to breed my jobber uma???

SOMEONE IN MAMBO ASK FOR A SHOE I LITERALLY NEED 10 CLUB POINTS

>>535788139
I'm aiming for:
>Subdued Pace - Rudy + Tachyon + Rice
>Flustered Pace - Rice + Spark
>Hesitant Pace - Creek + Spark
>Subdued End - Rudy + Spark
>Flustered End - Air
>Hesitant End - Air
>Tether - Rudy + Tachyon
>Mystifying Murmur - Innate
>All-Seeing Eyes - Innate
>Late Savvy - Tachyon

Also obtainable from this deck:
>Frenzied Pace
>Subdued Front
>Hesitant Front
>Subdued Late
>Hesitant Late
But I'm not really concerning myself with fronts and lates. Most people understand that fronts are disadvantaged on longer courses and additional lates clumping up can be directly responsible for a nice nature firing mystic murmur. I'm really only afraid of better pacechasers than mine and gold ships that everyone has because of GW.

>>535789593
canon tickezo

>>535789757
>Most people understand that fronts are disadvantaged on longer courses
retard here

why is that?

>>535789602
I'll curse your next rolls

1200 power

>>535789390
Those smol honse cute

Brat corrected.

>>535789815
fronts have a lower top speed than everyone else. the longer the course, the easier it is for rear-set racers to pass.

>Finish Special Week story chain
>hydrate hint
FUCK
OFF
USELESS
CUNT

Matifuckingretard

>>535789919
Good job anon, now correct goldshit

>>535789917
>>535789757
wtf /uma/ told me to power up the mcqueen card not rice...

>>535789919
imagine her going "yada yada yada" while she is in the pain of giving birth

>>535788139
Not exactly an optimal deck but it does the job.

>>535789970
:(

>>535789995
Rice isn't a good card, it just fills the niche since it has 2 anti-pacechaser skills, + frenzied if you have extra to spare.

This is the worst run I've done in a long time

what does simulate pos keep do in the race simulator?

I haven't logged in for 3 days so did I miss the race challenge thing? I don't really care since my UMA's are basic C and B ranks with bad skills so I had no hope either way.

>>535786164 (OP)
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Uma for snapping my dick in half in a sexual and pleasurable way?

>>535790321
Registration is still up.

Built for sex

All umas have a great ass

>>535789970
Don't insult my wife you queer. She's an anxiety-ridden ball of pure cinnamon who deserves all the headpats and snuggles in the world.

_____ with Smart Falcon

>>535790102
What kind of flimsy ass burger just splits down the middle like that

>>535790568
Concert

If your run is bricked, it's bricked.

>>535790621
MR HANDS GET DOWN

With the resources I have, this is probably my best uma to date and the one I will use against the whales

>>535790686
That wont get you near whales anon

>>535790686
One final uma forged in the fires of mount doom

>>535790686
>Iron Meme
>>>>>>>Field of view skill
Lmaooo

teio is cute, but I think it would be best to wait until she matures and graduates before considering a relationship with her

>>535790686
Looks powerful
Lots of gold

>>535790686
>iron will
why do people post these kinda of umas in broad daylight?

>>535790686
Surely this trainer is just pretending to be retarded

FINALLY
I WON WITH HER

>godly golshi stats run
>no medium spark
aaaaaaaaaaa

>>535790686
did you want to get roasted?

Ough now that's an inspiration...

Who do I train for dirt without fucking up my Sprints.

>>535790841
I FORGOT
BWOS
WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN TO ME

clock check /uma/

>>535790965
evil rape

>>535790965
Dominator + All Seeing Eyes.

>>535790931
anyone with a D so you can easily bump to B or A dirt

>>535790931
urara, smart falcon, condor, oguri, taiki

>>535790970
i have to wake up in 6 hours

>>535791018
>>535790997
WHEW LAD

There seems to be a trend of japs sending their horses overseas jobbing in a single race and getting career ending injury

>>535790931
If you don't have a sprinter, train an Air Groove for it
If you don't have dirt, train Oguri
If you don't have Oguri, gg go next

>>535790970
70-something

>>535790801
Yeah but that's not what she wants though

find my pace chasing daughter

>>535786335
You win by having the most supreme taste with that team

>>535791124
>If you don't have a sprinter, train an Air Groove for it
gib cards nigger for dirt and sprinter

>>535790931
I have this abomination as one of my dirt racers because I only have Haru

>>535787608
If she's not a retard then why does she need WIT cards?

>>535791104
Just island nation things

>>535788998
Stamina gain and skill point gain, you can change her.

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKING TIME IT IS LADS

YOU KNOW SHE INSTA FAILS CAREER IF THERE ISN'T HOPE

ROLLING TIME NIGGERS
WHAT IT IS GONNA BE
HOW FUCKED MY BRICK IS GOING TO BE

>>535789390
Gentildonna is perfect even in parenting.

What the fuck, why did no one tell me this was a NTR game?

>>535787608
she's actually a genius

>>535791218
>A dirt fuku
Post legacies I need a dirter

>>535791104
the strongest jap horse is like a slightly above average overseas horse
they can be an undefeated triple crown superstar horse or whatever and they will job to random overseas horse

>>535791357
2* stamina
1* medium

>>535791216
Mine's kinda shit but this is what I used. You need to add a guy who has massive sprint sparks so that she gets Sprint A, hopefully S but that's wishful thinking tier. Use the friend finder thing for it https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search

>>535791314
You better fucking win nigger

>>535791357
3 power, 2 turf

>>535791314
You literally can't fuck up Hopeful with McQueen

>>535791357
2 power

>>535791314
>triple circles
>no.1 fav
Yep, I'm thinking a solid 12th

Teio if I massage your breasts they'll get bigger

>>535791314
>>535791528
BRO WHAT HAPPENED SHE WASNT EVEN BROCKED

SHE JUST DIDNT EVEN FEEL LIKE RACING LIKE WTF IS THIS

THAT WAS MY LAST BORROWWWWW

>>535791448
>>535791513
>>535791574
hmm
why did I get an A rank and so many whites

>>535791610
witlet

>>535787363
W-what is that Uma doing to their trainer? Why are they tied up?

>>535791610
>she wasn't blocked
>posts BLOCKED.COM

>>535790931
Obviously Urara fills 1 slot. Her skills are all useless so you need good parents and cards to set her up for success.
El Condor Pasa needs 1 dirt spark.
Mayano Top Gun can be made into a dirter with 10 dirt sparks.
Matikanefukukitaru can be made into a dirter with 10 dirt and 1 inspiration, though i wouldn't reccomend it since only like 1/4 runs will even get dirt A.

Everything else is 3stars

I can't take it anymore. This will have to do.

>farming parents and grandparents then minmax borrowing decks to make mcqueen win hopeless stakes
fuck the cm, now this is podracing

you could juuuuuuuuuuust skip hopeful stakes

>>535791610
looks like she got a taste of the BBC(blocked by crowd)

i want to be raped by an uma musume

>>535791610
Dear lord, anon

>>535791728
you're going to lose but its ok, im in same position.

>>535791610
There's a hidden 40% chance debuff in non career goal Hopeless Stakes where your uma's style and distance aptitude is lowered by 3 grades

>>535791394
we love NTR here

Have you ever thought about how your umawife could just absolutely crush your head with her thighs? You're living your life just normally and then suddenly your head is between an uma's muscular thighs. CRACK. It's over. No more stat grinding.

>>535791728
My golshi looks similar to yours and I lost a lot of CM test room...

>>535791884
>Have you ever thought about how your umawife could just absolutely crush your head with her thighs?
Yes

>>535791884
I think about death every day

Which umas have the most romantic careers?

I believe in Teio rape

>>535791884
I mean I could do that to you but you don't think about that, do you

>>535791884
>No more stat grinding.
Free me from this hell, Air Groove.

>>535791728
The very rare spechan

>>535791884
god I fucking wish

>>535791884
>Have you ever thought about how your umawife could just absolutely crush your head with her thighs?
I never stop

If your post involves rape, or thinking about rape, or god forbid, consensual sex, go fap then go back here.

>>535791947
Stop Teio is for headpats and cuddling only

I want to breed Gold City so badly

>>535792020
I'm surprised anons don't fap before coming to this thread. Don't they realize that fapping increases their gacha luck?

So what exacrly does the later spark update change?

>>535791413
A 9* dirt Mayano I stole from the global list and my highest dirt affinity Haru.

>>535792137
>He thinks we're getting those

>>535792020
Bully is fine btw

>>535788139
Just copied the spreadsheet
Probably should have leveled up those R cards, but I'm basically out of SP after rolling for Kitasan
This was just attempt one, so yeah...

>>535792167
>C+ Haru Urara
>Speed 3
I hate this game so much

FUCK

>>535791947
How do you think she'll react when she finds out you raped your trainer anon?

>>535791947
OK but rape which way?
Do you want to push her down, or do you want to be pushed down?

>4 speed cards MLB'd
>none of them go to speed for anything higher than a 1 stack training speed by senior year
HATE

>>535792246
You haven't seen the best of it anon, check out this botch of a run.

>get fast learner junior year
>basically get no more skill hints, just generic stat bump, for the rest of the career run
I'm losing my goddamn mind

>>535792451
Thank you, makween.

Enough is enough, send in the coffee Teio fanarts

>>535792367
She's bringing the gun to the onsen.

Hello! May I have a (You)?

Sorry, I only have assertive Teios

I really wish we had more than 3 borrows

Tazuna's fat ass

THERE IT IS

>>535792428
Yes

How long does it take for 30tp to renew?

>>535792574
Okay bro.

>>535792451
Thanks, Makie

>>535792634
failure

>>535792647
hahaha

>>535792647
how the fuck you out of TP refills???

Teio is so cute and wifeable...

>>535792661
Should have inceased your fov.

>rest at just under 50% energy
>get well rested
>gluttonous energy event procs
>1st Cafe event procs
What the fuck are you doing game?
Stop!

How can I fuck this up?

People that are out of tp refreshes should be in the 200 mil fancounts right?

>>535792875
>spe
don't worry, she will

>>535792661
That's actually a great way to speedrun your daily career run lol.

>>535792875
witlet

>>535792875
>284 wit
already fucked up

Ya'll got any uma's in harnesses?

>>535789390
I don't see Bue talking notes.

>>535792917
why would you do that, just farm your 300k fans for club and if you get 3* spark that's a plus

>>535792367
YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW
PUFF-PUFF TIME BABY

>>535792647
just don't play bwo

>>535793071
>he never checked the goldshi poster
Based

Literally how

>>535792647
5 hrs

>>535793071
Based and -pilled. I haven't been doing jackshit either

>Fail an 11% training
>Practice poor
>Sleep Deprived
>Now this
VVVVVVVVVVVVVV borrow runs amiright??

>>535792934
Not harnesses per se.

>>535792776
Fact check: True

if theres one thing you learn from CM rooms is, sometimes the winner makes zero fucking sense lol.

>>535793231
>he gambled anything above 10%
trainer issue

ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
HOPELESS

>>535793202
Tama a cute

Which brick looks better for cm? Right is better in a vacuum, but I'm worried about debuffers...

Placing in 3rd is so good bros...

who should i use for my support card renting? i feel like everyone rolled MLB kitasan, maybe renting out creek or one of the MLB speed SRs is better. I also rolled tama 5 times somehow but im not sure if much people would use a rent slot on her.

>>535793328
left, S affinity is like +5% stats
just a shame you didn't get red shift on it

>>535793328
>748
Literally ngmi. The S medium on left is already giving you plenty.

>>535793297
Across my 50ish test, my debuffer grass wonder won twice for some reason. She only has 680 speed and the ace in the room are all over 1000+ speed always.

>>535790801
They age like elves, anon. She's going to be child-like for decades while you wither and die. Symboli Rudolf has been head of the council for like three decades and not aged a day.

>>535793401
King Halo.

>>535793401
whale city yuh yuh whale city

>>535793401
Creek 100%. I'm a kitasan reroller and she's 1 of ~3 cards I ever borrow, the others being MARBELLOUS and spee

>>535793401
Creek, Cafe, or one of your speed SR

>>535793490
They age normally once they become mothers

Bro, your URA finale???

>>535792908
>>535792923
>>535792925
She triggered the 30 energy food event 3 times after. Based fatass

>>535793480
just like career occasionally it feels like theres some kinda chaos seed that just picks one horse to go super saiyan

>>535793407
Thought it was just +5% speed? Right beats left in umalator.

>>535793413
But this is probably right still.

>>535793587
>no gourmand
wat?

Maybe I'm just blind just like how I was blind and didn't see this thread over the older onebut I can't seem to find the answer to my question in the OP
Is there a reason why some of my horses level up their special skill like 3 times in a career but some of them level it up maybe once?

>>535793550
>become mortal after marriage to human
just like my tolkein!

>>535793650
https://gametora.com/umamusume/ura-finals#unique-skill-level-ups

You will roll for the Gold Ship family.

>>535793650
They reach enough fans + Director bond to pass the special skill level up event checks.

I just started playing yesterday is there any good reason to save my carats and not spend them all trying to scout Tokai Teio right now

>>535793650
you level up your skill on valentines, fan fest and christmas BUT you need an specific fan number, i believe for most umas it's 100k, 100k AND director at least on green bar and then 150k ish, dirt horses like Urara need 60k i believe, 60k same with director at least on green bar and maybe 120k
someone more knowledgeable can give you the exact numbers, but that's the gist

>>535793650
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0#heading=h.9ys4mnm9ai7r

>>535793794
yes because you can get teio for free with the selector

>>535793794
The way to play these games properly is to save for a spark (30k carats) because the rates are dogshit

>>535793794
you get teio for free, use everything to roll for super creek

>>535793753
>>535793715
>>535793821
Ah, so I am blind. Seems pretty difficult for short distance horses compared to long ones but I'll try and make it work anyway. Thanks.

Why is the power one hilighted like that?

Top 5 dumbest umas? Is Matikanefukukitaru on the list?

>>535793836
>>535793856
>>535793860
Oh ok thanks for the tip anons

>>535793794
upcoming legend race should give you about 70ish teio shards so prep your umas for that. Also idk if you still get the 30ish teio shards from starting the game now but if you do then thats only another 50 to go you can gradually get from the daily shop.

Are there any cool cards I should use for sparks on Ryan to make her a parent or do I just do all the G1s

>failed a <20% training with 4-5 friends twice

i just quit the run desu

>>535787539
KYOOT

>>535794006
>then thats only another 50 to go you can gradually get from the daily shop.
Lmao paying 750000 gold across 2 years for teio.

>>535793968
does clicking the (i) say anything different?

>>535794046
I hit 8% 3 times in a row and gave up and just started spamming races for fans

>>535794016
the power Ticket SSR seems like a good fit
Eishin flash too if you have her

Have there been any american horses that have raced and won in Japan or is it mostly just some Japanese horses who do a couple races overseas?

>>535793968
it means you got it during inspiration event

>>535786679
At least one if you are a dolphin or low spender. Getting one is the minimum. LB3 should be good enough for most at least until anniversary.

>>535793231
Then she went and won the triple crown. This game makes no sense sometimes.

>>535794046
What would your favorite Uma say about quitters?

>>535794076
hey man, if its your uma waifu then no cost is too great
thankfully teio ain't mine tho

>>535793867
Just run cards with fan boosters and do some optional G1 races. Even Bakushin can do miles which has a few good ones to boost fans with

>>535794173
Why is one the minimum?

>>535794006
I actually completed the tutorial on launch day but I didn't have any time to play until recently so I've kind of forgotten everything. I'll look out for the Teio shards though thank u

Do I need to watch Season 1 to understand Cingray?

>>535793297
it's very predictable when everyone has competent team

The fun begins when there are staminalet horses running in the front
turning late-race into minefield
pick the wrong lane? Die.

post your white sparks

>>535794208
oy vey

>>535794107
>she doesn't know about the best japan horses getting dominated by a 3rd rate american horse

>>535794307
This is why I front run grass wonder debuffer.

>team trials class 6
>everyone i go against has their 3* outfits
im so jealous bros

>>535794230
Because for the most part it's all about just getting Swinging Maestro and you usually can get it early through hints without needing more LB. The only difference with leveling up a card, is they give you more passive bonuses and to get them into Special Training(I.E Super Creek will appear often in STAM than in other Trainings and boosts to Stats with Rainbows.

>>535794268
No, the great thing about the anime is everything is self-contained. Even Pretty Derby is mostly segregated between seasons outside of knowing more about Team Spica who are recurring characters in S2 and S3. Hell, you could start with Cinderella Gray, watch PD-S2, watch Beginning of a New Era and finish with Road to the Top and the viewing experience wouldn't really change.

>>535793480
>for some reason
Debuffers can win by virtue of Front/Pacers getting gassed to death

>>535794174
>bought lone wolf, corner recovery, spring runner, homestretch, tail held high, focus
>green woman says I didn't have enough skills compared to the competition
This was during the fucking Derby

>>535794268
Start with the Greeks

>>535793480
because stamina

>>535793794
thats absolutely retarded, you should be using them to roll for super creek. keep rerolling until you get 3-4 copies at least. you can pick teio on the selector ticket if you must but maruzensky would be better for your account.

>>535794464
That means most of them didn't proc

Epsatono?

>>535794268
Like other anon mentioned it's mostly self contained, but it is highly recommended just because of the fact it really helps familiarize you with the Umamusume world and it's great animation, great writing etc.

>>535794475
what is greeks?

>>535794576
Bwo?

I was promised a dark-skinned uma for marriage

>>535793794
Right now I would recommend if you are a Whale, to get Super Creek ASAP as she will be great for YEARS and LB if you can. Or at least get one of her card so that way you can hold onto it for future LB opportunities if you are a low spender.

LITERALLY
THE
FIRST
EVENT
OF
THE
RUN

>>535794646
Well, do you have enough carats when that time comes?

>>535794683
>trip over starting line and impale yourself on your clownshoes
rip

>>535794683
Fat fuck

>>535794353
look up king solomon and his demon summoning

>>535794646
Sorry but she's mine

>>535794676
my favorite jewel?
its this!
*unzips dick*

>>535794528
>wit low enough to not proc skills
>wit not low enough to proc focus
That's still grade a bullshit

save 1 wife slot for CM

>>535794683
>get 4 people on speed
>run it anyway for friendship
>
I DIDNT KNOW THIS IS A THING

i think teio SUCKS

Reminder that humans are made for endurance. If you can survive an uma's initial onslaught, they'll melt like putty before you.

>>535794656
Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll try and scout her if I don't need to gacha for Teio

>>535794816
doesnt have to be speed, but the chance is very low, you are better off doing rec. shrine or straight infirmary

Teio is incapable of making 3* spark

I have Sweep Tosho in all my decks and i like to put Lone Wolf on all my umas despite them possibly having a role together in team trials or CM
Because I feel like that's a kind of insurance for the career itself

am i a retard?

>>535794395
After getting a 0* Super Creek and trying to borrow a different MLB card, the difference with the raw bonus stats for Stamina becomes rather noticeable.

Unless you’re building for something that’s not Medium-Long and you don’t have MLB Kitasan, running a 0* Creek can be a disappointing experience

Reminder that Teio dogeza'd for Turbo

>>535794208
Good piece, love the details
>>535794268
They're pretty much all standalones but you might as well
>>535794107
Horses travel all across the globe, wherever they're from you can see them travel to NA, Japan, Europe and the Middle East all the time for races but local horses tend to have an advantage as they're used to local conditions, have more experience on track and most importantly they didn't have to travel the world to get there, horses hate that and plenty of locally successful horses can't put up with it at all.
Japs get clowned for losing the Arc every year but American and French horses aren't doing much better in Japan, I don't think there has been an American win at a Jap G1 since 1988 with Pay the Butler, with the Japan Cup itself originally being established with the idea to invite foreign competition. Jap breeding was rather subpar up until the 90s.

>>535794916
Crutching for now is fine, whatever. It's like 80 SP

Is it retarded to run Goldship/Taishin/Nature in CM?

>>535794916
I think you’re just supposed to run one

Good morning umamaniacs.

>>535795012
>is it retarded to run *meta* in CM?

>>535794208
uhm why is she stepping on the star of david

>>535794856
These horses are running 3,000+ meters on the regular
Just how long do you have to last

>>535794856
Teio has unlimited energy for sex though

>>535794930
>I don't think there has been an American win at a Jap G1 since 1988 with Pay the Butler
Playable never...

Maachi...

>>535794927
Turbo is alright

>>535794723
I am hoping to get spooked by her when I spark for Eishin. I got a little surplus that I wanted to spend on Brian, maybe I save a tad more for Hishin
>>535794758
Thats not possible.

>>535795159
nyooooooooom

>Falcon's first potential makes her wet
What did they mean by this?

>>535794816
>I didn't know exercise can burn calories
Maybe you should try it some time lmao

when are we getting more than 3 borrows per day
i want to play more but my umas suck

>>535795101
umamusume is tease game

>>535794856
A marathon against a horse would be a close race you know

>>535795159
Is it autism?

do mare umas know that they are meant to be the bottom?

>>535787846
>>535794856
EZ win for me.

>>535795301
if you're feeding both of them then who is cam

>>535795301
you can see how the devs sneakily made teios face less round here to make her more boyish

>turf S
>medium S
>fail every double/triple rainbow between 10-20%

Post the CM teams

>>535795289
Michelle has one of the cutest IRL names (My Big Boy)

I'm rich!!

>>535793328
Right is better only because it has red shift, which is more consistent than just relying on lets pump some iron.
If the right didn't have it and the left one did, even without lets pump some iron it would still be better for consistency.

>>535795352
Taking bakuwife for 3 quickies in a row!

>>535795354
Cam is attached to head

>>535794856
>bro when the 1200 stamina end closer

COWS

>>535795609
mcqueen pads

>>535795558
my carrot wife

>>535795609
>pull those udders for fun
>sticky white liquid spurts out
>look up
>Golshi is looking at you with a smug expression

>>535795440
>witlets

I'm running out of diamonds to post

>>535795440
This for now

I genuinely don't think there's a man alive that would realistically survive the mental onslaught of Uma girls constantly coming onto him, romantically or sexually. I'm a teacher and it's bad enough with regular teenagers constantly flirting with you, even when you know it's fake and these skanks simply want better grades. With Umas though? That shit is genuine, they either passionately love you and/or want to demolish your pelvis and have your kids. It's incredible they allow male trainers at all, the conflict of interest would be insane, especially when a notable amount of Umas do end up marrying their trainers.

Hey Trainer-san can you please stop calling me a cow I am an Uma Musume!

So you are supposed to take the risk even though it ruins your whole run if you fail it?

>>535796013
depends on the risk

>>535795943
No, now get into your new race uniform.

>double O compability
>not a single white spark triggered

>>535795943
Why the fuck you lyin'?

Where can I find the drop tables for each scouting pool? And was Beyond the Horizon Tokai Teio a true limited or is she somewhere in the drop table for each new banner now?

are these scamcha or selectors or what?

super creek more like super creep

>>535796169
says banner so scam

>>535796013
20% for triple rainbows or more
anything below is not worth it unless its at the finals and the run is already over and you are looking for those extra stats

>>535796013
How do you feel about your current TT lineup. If it hasn't changed much recently, try gambling

>>535796169
LMAAAAAOOO HE THINKS HE IS GETTING SELECTORS AGAIN LOOOOOOOOOOOL

which uma will straight up give me a job?

>>535796181
I think you mean https://youtu.be/Rwj8gdoTls8

>>535796013
If you're already high rolling why not go for an even higher roll

>>535793556
Dude I'm trying to make a great grandparent with that

>>535796250
>>535795476

>>535796181
I love my mommy super freak

I will steal Happy Meek's trainer from her

>>535796272
I don't want her

>>535786307
wait, that's not real is it?
Male umas aren't supposed to exist canonically

>>535793718
everyone in the stay gold dynasty seems to have something obviously wrong with them but I can't figure out what's wrong with Nakayama Festa

>>535796092
>>535796142

I want to have a threesome with Maruzensky and Super Creek.

>>535796287
Peak performance body God damn

its over bwos.... all that money went into shadowverse 2 instead of improving uma musume. Reminds me of dota 2 funding that dogshit card game that no one plays.

>>535796331
AHAHAHA FUCK YOU

scarlet is an abussive girlfriend

>>535796329
>I can't figure out what's wrong with Nakayama Festa
Gambling addiction.

>actually no skill hints
>shit inspiration events
>no professor event
>no maestro event
>no gourmand event
>no more than single rainbows on speed senior year
I fucking hate this game sometimes
The one run where Laisu isn't moody, and it's a run where I have fucking nothing to spend points on.
Lone Wolf from Sweep's event, that's the single skill I bought
I think I would have preferred crashing out of the career rather than seeing this

>>535796375
>yuri is contained to the anime
Oh no no no

Are rectal thermometers used in goo goo babies?

>>535796438
you need more power

>>535796329
Gold Ship is considered the least dangerous out of the stay gold progeny. More of a quirky chungus. The other ones were mean and would attack with lethal intent. I don't know if that applied to Festa too.

>>535796607
no but you will get at least one finger up your butt

>>535796440
*clingy

Is King Halo supposed to be really difficult and moody or did I just get unlucky on my first two attempts?

>>535794856
>Reminder that humans are made for endurance
Thanks for the reminder, I'm going out for a run.

>>535796438
listen to Tazuna bro

>>535796608
>>535796667
if you get blocked you get blocked

>>535796642
she sucks ass

>>535796630
Kitahara is so lucky

>>535796261
They wouldn't refuse:(

>>535796642
King Halo is pretty well known to have a shitty campaign because of the distances when she’s meant to be a sprinter

>>535796228
I'm pretty noob but I just hit 420k to reach bracket 6 or whatever you call it in TT. But I've only gotten 1 A rank.

>>535796515
Every like third uma at Tracen wants to get sweaty with Sirius but it's not like anything ever happens in this game so who gaves a shit, besides chronically tarded Indos who always feel like they're getting cucked that is

>be trainee
>get a mood down event because of some shit
>expect your trainer to take you out on a date
>he goes on a date with tazuna instead
>you get a mood up + energy up
>meaning your trainee became happy from being cucked
Trainees are so cucked.

>>535796438
>when the favorite

>>535796816
If you only have 1 A rank, you’re not really at the point you need to be making huge gambles. Just keep in mind that not every run is going to be lucky

>3lb super creek
>3lb ksb
>2lb sweep tosho
>1lb king halo
>3lb mayano
>0lb manhattan
this is what f2p sparking twice looks like.