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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm
9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race
9/21 - 10/4: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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I got all the white sparks but not the blue and pink!!!!!! I don't think I'm going to make it in time to make aces for cm2 at this rate!!!!!!

Digitan LOVE

Anyone know here >>537736191 or is it still possible to get some

r8 em

>3 sleep deprived in a row
Ok... Fuck me and break my ass sideways now why don't you

Are support card daily pulls worth it? Not looking forward to turn infinite cleats into support points.
Been pulling trainees but even the worst pulls of those still have value.

Nice Naturberus

What the fuck is Golshit's problem. Why does she want to sabotage my runs so much.

>could only get fat tit Creek to MLB2 last banner
>never shows up at Stam and zero friendship gauge
When do we get the ssr picks and MLB items I keep hearing about, this bitch is virtually unusable

>>537736971
>3 heads
Perfection

Stop retroactively changing fan requirements for your clubs retroactively
I was promised a comfy club and you're actively ruining this
No 1 million per day isn't a low amount, not everyone is autistically farming parents and running a dozen G1s every run
Are you not aware careers other than long exists
Fuck you even 3 runs takes up a good amount of time

>>537736951
weeb

>>537736896
that's the same issue i ran into with Special needs.

>>537736974
Please stop. She's always so close.

>>537736951
Cute ojisan

>first Brian career run
>gets brocked and fucking dies on Hopeless
It's over... She's cursed forever... I will now never get any good Narita Brian runs...

Not enough lewd Teio, I need uma impregnation

Keep retroactively changing fan requirements for your clubs retroactively
I was promised a comfy club and you're actively improving this
No 1 million per day isn't a high amount, everyone is autistically farming parents and running a dozen G1s every run
Are you aware careers other than sprint exists
Fuck you even 3 runs takes up less than an hour amount of time

Reading Ticket’s story (and seeing this expression she has) I just want to make her happy. This stupid game makes me like every one of the umas

>>537736962
Try 4 in a row with 3 night owl into 3 immediate mood down energy down triggers. I nearly broke something and I am not an angry person

What's the best way to farm gold?

>>537737184
At least you have her. 150 pulls and nothing to show for it.

>>537737251
>3 runs takes up less than an hour amount of time
All my runs take me an hour each wtf

I give up. This is fine.

If we had more time i'd try to atleast get a 3*blue / 2ura parent but i'll settle with this

Listen here you little shit

Any new clubs being made? All the current ones are listed as full.

>>537736941
The inspiration will always happen since the parent can't be the same as the trainee, you always get at least the blue sparks from your grandparent even if it's the same uma, but your chances at white sparks are slim since the compatibility will plummet as you get none compatibility from same character grandparent

>Decimates every race during the career
>Ura Finale
>Jobs on the semi and then the finals and fails
You stupid piece of shit HOW???

>>537737273
I remember getting awful mood because I lost a 4% into a 60 stam training and got the don't overdo it and practice poor
>fix into night owl into 3 lost turns
>the turn after i fix it i get migraine
>fail to fix it and into summer camp
I almost rage quit

Hes actually quite a big shit.

>>537737443
Had this happen with tachyon-for some reason there’s been a lot more Blockage.

My pc crashed right after I finished the URA finals and had to pick my last skills

are we sure the welfare mcqueen has a chance of giving Cooldown? i started using it 5 runs ago and ive had 5 runs where i just got Deep Breaths
is it not a 50/50 like special week's gourmand?

I give up. If we had more time i'd make a better parent

>>537737379
The guy in charge of the list can’t be arsed (I don’t blame him) to change it every time but they’re not all full. Also nobody wants to make a club because it will get no rewards for an entire month (2 months basically)

>>537737515
Wait, really? I forgot about that. Dang I waited until now to play :(

>>537737443
>7 crowns
I always resent that Rice's career forces you to do some stupid other race instead of the Osaka Hai, so she can never get the triple triple crown. She is REQUIRED to cuck McQueen out of the 2nd spring crown but isn't allowed to claim the full prize.

>>537737515
what, I'm in the middle of another Failure Creek career. they can't do maintenance rn

>>537737615
>50/50
>like Special Week's Gourmand
how naive

>>537737578
you just get back to this apparently, I just tried it on a failed run

>>537737615
It's definitely worse than 50/50. It's starting to feel like you may as well just bank on Aikawa giving you BoFA.

>>537737704
There are careers later that don't follow the usual schedule so you can get things like that.

>>537737615
the higher your stamina the higher chance you get it like spe's, if she finishes her event chain early you're most likely getting deep breaths

>>537737764
>reddit tachyon

>multiple careers ending at the last Arima Kinen with stats I know are enough to easily win it
These are some nasty fucking rng rolls. It should be allowed to hit another uma on the head if the bitch is blocking your way.

>>537736962
>>537737273
>>537737445
The length this game goes through to make sure you don’t have fun is baffling

>>537737332
sell your body

>>537737332
Moonlight sho de wa

>the one career I get long S is the one suddenly taishin is losing everything even with good stats
Kill me

>>537737515
Guess I better press buttons fast!

How do I use my piece of shit F2P cards to build up pace chaser Daiwa?

>>537737332
The best way is to not spend it.
paying for guest legacies adds up

YOURE PLAYING THE GAME WRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTVbdYdzQ6g

>>537737850
>Satono Diascord

>Have to clock at URA
>Huh, guess I'd better watch the race to see what the problem is
>Late Start
>Oh that's fine, my stats are way better I'll win the next time
>Late start
>Late start
What do you even do in this situation?

>>537737947
>How do I use
You pray. At least Daiwa-chan will thank you at the end for trying.

>>537738083
Tazuna concentration

>>537738140
>fails wit check
Glue

>>537738140
>Tazuna
Do I look like a whale?

>>537738025
kill yourself

Man, I wish I joined an active club earlier. Being stuck with a level 35 McQueen fishing for hints but falling behind in stats is rough

Power doesnt matter for front runners, right?

>>537738013
I need more merican Grass

i got this right?

>jobbed juvenile filies
>jobbed hopeless stakes

>>537738310
>800 speed before senior year
wtf I can never get this shit

>>537738013
Wrong version

>>537738310
-100 stats

>>537738025
>90% of umas suck
>some guys have won CMs with fucking Urara
There are no bad umas; only bad torenas

>>537738310
>Not even senior year
>Already capping speed because he went 4 speed cards
Full retard

>>537738281
Which gaslighter told you that newfren?

>>537738310
>year 2 800 speed
You don't need it.

>>537738372
Oguri cap?

thank you Shiraoki sama

>>537738413
feels bad bro, i kept going 3 and not being able to even get 1100

I'm also running tazuna. watch me fail a 3% training

>>537738264
turns out we (umagg) still have a spot open. lost 3 guys earlier, then 2 newfags got it from the looks of it.

>>537738437
yeah, jobbing one of them happens sometimes but never seen both

>>537738416
The voices in my head

>>537738290
Yes, Miyamoto Musashi wears something like that.

Should I run Vodka just for BofA? I ain’t reaching the power requirement for the random carrot garden event and running a stamina SR for 3/3 speed/stamina runs hasn’t been consistent in rainbow trainings either

>>537738290
Grass really does have a sleeper build

>>537738453
Your priorities are fucked.
Even if the game allowed you -and only you- to get an uncapped 3000 speed, you would still lose a race because you won't have enough stamina for it.

>>537738491
My condolences

Posting this again for the people who might want it for their legacy training needs.

>>537738502
No. Adding one power card barely helps you since you're using Speed to hit Power anyway and your Power facility is going to be severely under leveled.

Got to MLB SR king halo from cleat ticket
>joy

Why is there no Matikanefukukitaru figure I can buy...

post something cute

>>537738586
do people rent the amazon power card?

>>537738498
people HAVE said something along the following:
>power matters more the further back in the pack you are
>power matters more the shorter the track
but really power matters for everyone, because front is the slowest style, so you need to accellerate to max the quickest so you can run away with the race before all the other faster classes have the chance to catch up.

>>537738502
Better off raising potentials for characters to get their in-built gold stamina that isnt supercreek
Use 4 speed and 2 stam(ideally mlb manhattan and borrow mlb supercreek) with as much stamina sparks as possible

>>537738586
Why is Uma2 so gutted when Inherited man...

post something lewd

>>537738281
>the running style that immediately fucking dies with no chance of catching up because none of their skills will activate when they're not in 1st place doesn't want power aka the acceleration stat
What did anon mean by this

>>537738558
ya the run is kinda fucked i know, they just werent chilling in stamina at all. i dont have manhatten cafe so its like a use my lvl 1 super creek and do mayano/mcqueen situation or do mcqueen with lvl 50 super creek and hope for the best, which has got me my best run so far honestly at 1200/1070. im not a whale

>>537738764
but where is the sex?

looking for a B+/A circle that actively trades shoes

445671484881

What's the ranking ranges for clubs?

>>537737028
Bwos answer me please tell me we’re getting free fat tit creeks soon I can’t take this shit no mo’

OFFICER! BOSS! GET THEM IN!

>>537738732
I thought other styles adjust their distance accordingly so they’re always not far behind front runners

WAIT. i thought you guys bunch of degenerates that gooning to umamusume! but turnsout, you guys are serious poeple thinking some strategy? this is 4chan not reddit

>>537738586
That’s an okay all-rounder but many are going to look for a more specialized Uma when using one of their precious borrows anon, not a “master of none” then again my basic stam-queen gets max daily borrows so you do you I guess

>>537739001
i have never jerked off to an uma or read a single line of dialogue

>>537738764
something lewd

>Amazon's character in Top Gun's story is being a jobber who can't match up to Narita Brian
>Amazon's character in Narita Brian's story is being a jobber who can't match up to Narita Brian
...Is this just her whole identity?

>>537736783 (OP)
DIGITAN IS DEAD

>>537739001
>thought you guys bunch of degenerates
>that gooning to umamusume
>you guys are serious people thinking some strategy

>>537738713
You first.

>>537739126
THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS

>>537739183
but which one

>>537739126

what’s that white coconut shampoo stuff on their face? Is that supposed to be thick sweat?

but where is the porn? where is uma getting bang by 2 black dudes?

Post something rape

>>537738915
*Razormind starts blaring loudly*

>>537738924
that's true from 16% to 50%, and even then it's a lie because there's a wit check every 1/24th of the race to determine whether you stay in the comfort zone or try to move up. That's how you get some Gold Ships in the front of the pack some races. they just keep passing the wits check and moving forward even though their comfort zone is i think 8 lengths behind the frontmost runner.

>>537739001
i do both

>>537738853
S is T100
A+ is T500

>>537739257
AMERICAN

>>537739313
That is not what I was aiming for, but man what a reference to make lmao
https://youtu.be/_Fl_LJBixfg?t=109

something rape

>>537738752
Uma2 is going to be great once Xmas Oguri rolls in. Every Xmas Oguri is going to have a Tachyon Grandparent guaranteed.

>>537739474
my grandchild will have tachyon as grandparent

>>537739257
I know theyre horses but I dont like beastiality

>>537739325
>areola peek

Please do not sodomize the shrine priestess

>someone as ugly and stupid as bakusin rejects you
Could you live with yourself?

>>537739257
>>537739263
Sure, here you go my fri-HEY WAIT A SECOND, YOU’RE TRYING TO GET ME KILLED AGAIN

>>537738025
isn't that guy that couldn't win taurus cup?
shan't be watching

how the fuck can you guys hit S or more in both speed and stamina and also get a lot of skills

this was my best run so far and I still feel this one will job hard in Gemini Cup

>>537739547
my first onsen was with bakushin

>>537739437
Spe's throbbing horsecock...

>use 4/2 speed stam deck
>get 1k speed 1k stam
>use 3/3 speed stam deck
>get 700 speed 1.1k stam

>>537739563
Rudolf wouldn't do this...

>>537739598
i don't know anon maybe if you didn't buy that dogshit skill professor of curvature and invested in other skills

>>537739563
Raping women in power is hot...

Rape by inanimate objects!

>>537738025
>pick top option for don't overdo it
motherfucker that's a run ending event anyways. Gamble for the bottom option and pray.

Have people figure out how to trigger the director to give you BoFA or is it still completely random?

What if I had babymaking sex with Teio?

>>537739598
im impressed you even managed that with those cards desu but you didnt get long S so its kinda futile anyway

>>537738719
Nope, but i don't have any cards that people would want to borrow so it kinda doesn't matter.

>>537739742
You would ruin her career anon....you wouldn't do that, right?

>>537739719
random

>>537739715
I almost always do bottom because choosing top is still so bad

>>537739789
on her last year before the armina kenny is fine

>>537739719
I tried running Fuku-chan thrice recently and it activates thrice in a row, so maybe it really is just shiraoki-sama 's whims.

>>537739679
curvature is bad for this cup? then what should I borrow

>>537739789
just do it after she's retired retard. Be like Bourbon's dad

>>537739876
you want velocity shit and stamina recovery

I think I will lucid dream about Dantsu Flame

>>537739876
if you don't have a strong kita then it's still kita. You just don't buy the skill

>>537739898
NO. be like vodka's dad. bang her mom when she still in her prime

>>537739939
tanuki teio and rudolf fill me with joy

what the fuck

WTF HAPPENED AIIIEEEE

MAINTENENCE

>>537739791
ANON DON'T POST THAT

it's over

AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ah fuck maintenance, timezone is stupid

i was just about to win the ura and see my spark...

LET ME IN

Single circle affinity but gold inspiration

>maint begins
okay fine i'll log into FGO and use my storm pods.

I've been playing on phone for a while and just now I feel like it's too slow after 40 minutes trying to complete an URA run and failing to do so before maintenance
Is the Steam version significantly faster or something? Or is my phone just garbage?

Owari da

>>537739673
next you’ll tell me that Tazuna wouldn’t sit on my face…I’ve had it with your limits anon. I’ve freaking had it man

>maintenance right on my inspiration
AAIIIEEEE MY RUN IS GETTING RIGGED

having THE run
COOLDOWN SUCCESS PREDEBUT
RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
ABOUT TO RUN SATSUKI SHO
REEEEEEEEE

Today is the best day to play JP
https://youtu.be/7rhRk8eHCIc
60k Gems, 40 tickets, on top of all the old progression rewards, hundreds of rolls!

>>537739791
>>537740034
YOU FOOL. YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON. YOU IMBECILE. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

EOS

>>537740034
>>537740036
they literally announced the maint like 2 days ago

30,000 apologems soon

>no uma
>brown hours
THIS IS HELL

>90tp
>maintenance
I FORGOT AAAA

>>537739960
Bro...

AAAIIIIEEEEE I NEED TO REDEEEM SHOES

cygames just saved me from blowing up my vein seething from fuku jobbing another race

Whoa there KFC, are you sure about that.

>>537739960
8/10 you ruined it with Doto.

It's funny when they say people hate Opera for winning too much when without Opera it will just be Doto winslol instead of Opera O winslol. The exact same thing.

>>537739598
No sleeping lion? That Taishin is gonna run out of breath so fast.

>>537740117
her ahoge being blonde always throws me off.

>>537740119
Too bad I don't know moonrunes

How long is the maintenance?

teio rape

>>537740119
Hmm nyo I'd rather play gakumas instead.

Post playtime.

I swear my RNG is better if both my parents are my own horses

would trying to get spurt spark on a seiun sky legacy be a retarded waste of time

There's nothing else I can do then. Time to goon. Hahakigi has that new Tachyon release....

>>537740186
Not long, it'll be over soon

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MAINTENANCE I HAVEN'T DONE MY FUCKING DAILIES

>>537740186
2 hours if nothing unexpected come up.

>>537740254
God AI is so horrible and barren

>>537740232
at least 50% of this is afk

I clicked on a Rudolf hint right as maint hit. Will it be subdued end???

Too many people are getting cm2 ready horses, they're rigging it so they're all sub 900 glue fodders.

>>537738586
do people actually borrow legacies just for white skills?
I usually just stick to stuff with good blue sparks and one good URA Finales
it's not like I get enough skill points to learn more skills than what my support cards are giving me anyways

>>537740254
This is a fucking child!

>>537739427
I hope Admire Groove has a great story, I love her design

YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARDS I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORY ABOUT NICE NATURE

i hope we get compensation like blue archive when they have maintenance..

>>537740232
help me

>>537740150
I wanna take off Nice's earsocks and play with her naked ears direct contact, bareback, raw.

>>537739876
Kita gives you Long Corners and some white recovery skills if you can fish for them. Get those instead.

>>537740232
Not Pictured: The amount of time I've spend playing on my phone.

Will you make a debuffer for cancer?
I shall make a Golshi cancer debuffer

>>537740232
But I also played it on my phone

>she doesn't have 1200 Speed
>she doesn't have 1200 Stamina
>she doesn't have 1000 Power
>she doesn't have 3 gold recoveries
>she doesn't have Spurt
>she doesn't have Slipstream
>she doesn't have Divine Might
>she doesn't have Long S
>she doesn't have Turf S

>>537740175
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ToT thanks google translate

>>537740232
I'm pretty sure the playtime on my phone have double or triple than on steam, too bad there's no time tracker for it

>>537740178
You can't just take a horse out of the equation and think that it would be the exact same race but the winners moved up

>pop a 30 refresh last borrow for oguri parent training to take mind off things
>finish debut
>maintennis gomen
I'm about to give up on this CM.

>>537740093
Depends on your phone, but even a mediocre CPU can load up different scenes and races on PC faster than on phone

>>537740317
it will be +5 wit +2 speed

>great start of a run
>stats are solid, friendship is fine, only stam and speed training
>debut with a loss
>stats get scrambled and stamina is shit because everytime I rest I get sleep deprived
>mood randomly goes down, barely win the second debut, but get 5th on mandatory race
>failed 2 good training sessions with under 10% chance of failure
>get good sparks but they don't do enough for my awful stats
>lose the finale with 600 speed and 1k stam on narita taishin
>right before restarting maintenance begins
Someone fucking stab me

>>537740232
exactly 2 hundo

Maintenance is on me! You're welcome.

>>537740232
and I'm a Taurus jobber and soon to be Gemini jobber...

>>537740232
I rarely afk btw.

>>537740254
>literally a child's body

>>537740340
She's so sex. Same.

>Getting ready to spend 30 statues to 2-star Haru and Winning Ticket
>Maintenance
Maybe it's a sign?

>>537740232
>>537740420
Forgot the pic

>>537740232
why of course I know my playtime because I play on the PC and not on my tablet in the living room haha, yeah, lemme just grab that screenshot for you anon haha of course I wouldn’t comfy-max let me just hit ctrl+ that other button on my keyboard haha, it’s coming right up now

>>537739960
10/10
fantastic taste

>>537740515
That's what makes it so sexy
Now fuck off dumb Karen

when do I get to farm the release 3 star umas again. Feels weird just having half enough to get them but no use of the pieces

this brat ToT

I bet Teio did this

You think you have it badly? I was going to spend 1000+ skill points right at the end of a career when maintenance hit. God I hope my almost perfect parent isn't destroyed by this.

what are (You) doing during maintenance?

>>537740028
love the symboli family

Im afking because vintage story or thread refreshing like 30-50%

>>537739960
How do I make one of these?

>>537740515
You're literally in a pedophile community.

>>537740668
go to work and time thieve

>>537740668
Gonna do my Anki rep

>>537740668
mining shooting stars in osrs

>>537740232
Still no non mixed 9* blue sparks which sucks

>>537740093
I think it's wifi or mobile network problem. Those small "connecting" add up since there are so many of them.

>>537740668
how long is maintenance?

>>537740668
Draw

>>537740668
granblue fantasy

>>537740232
I afk a lot

>>537737093
This

AAAAIIIEEEE SOMEONE IS KNOCKING AT MY DOOR AT NIGHT

>>537740668
Either I play rimworld or sleep.

>>537739960
>tr*nscend
Ruined
>>537740715
Kill yourself, pedo

>>537740668
My other other job

>>537740668
Searching hot uma pics

>>537739960
Abhorrent taste. Christ, maintenance hours are going to be horrible if I have to share this thread with you people 100% instead every now and then while playing the game.

>>537740757
post wip

>>537739960
>twinturbo

>>537740668
play something else idk today is my birthday

>>537737093
danchode, do the needful...

Now that the maitenance has taken your attention away from the game, it's time to remind you that all of your Carats are being funded towards this.

Those Granblue crystals?
Those Prinreco jewels?
Yes, EVEN your Dragalia Wyrmite before Nintendo pulled the servers?
It's ALL been leading to this.

>>537740843
Nah it's not uma related

>>537740715
>>537740781
But /uma/ told me Mayano wedding version was going to scare the xitter tourists!

>>537740828
Zenno is asking for it

>>537740330
Just for training their own legacies. You'll have an easier time getting good legacies with 3* blue sparks and good white sparks if you start off by borrowing someone's legacy with good white sparks to pass on to your own uma.

>>537740781
I'm disgusted by pedophilia. But I tolerate having a freakishly high proportion of pedophiles around me online sometimes, as do you. As does anybody on 4chan, knowingly or not. 4chan is riddled with pedophiles.

>>537740863
happy birthday oguri-chan

imagine if they actually add some QoL they promised some time ago

>>537740417
either grass or air grove

>>537740828
That's not a horse anon that's a cow.

>>537740653
I'm only just now noticing that Hishi Amazon is a mare. All the more reason to roll for her

>>537740916
Asking for what?

>>537740668
might be time to hit the gym early.

>>537740701
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter
I'd suggest you to only rank EN only umas unless you want to burn 40 minutes on this

how long is this scam maintenance?

>>537740668
fortnite on pc + balatro/HSR on phone

>>537740762
Grim

>>537740952
>hors game
>calls hors cows

>>537740781
I'm literally making love to mayano top cun

1500 maintenance carats?

Just wondering how wide are uma ear holes?

Suppose this may be the start of something

>>537740992
0/10 kys pedo

>>537740860
Yes.

>>537740668
ERP on the club discord

>>537741018
gw soon danchode

>>537740668
winning the SOS derby with bancho

Not even twenty minutes in and I'm already starting to hate every single one of you.

>>537740992
>this list
You are a gentleman and a scholar

>>537737093
namedrop the club
it feels like mine

>>537741112
you can upgrade her to 3* stamina later definitely never glue her

How do you acquire groundwork aside from white skills again?

>>537740642
Only *checks* 300 more days until her release

I can make it I can make it I can make it

>>537740992
Ignore the tourist's meltdown/10

>>537741179
sub par support cards.

>>537741164
love u too my fellow ningen mwah

>>537740931
oguri is gonna eat this anon out of his home...

>>537741170
The one with the villain's name?

>>537740992
>haha guys look I'm based 4chan oldfag because I like kids!
Kill yourself

>>537739715
Who the fuck would ever pick the top option?
>100% chance entirely negative negative effects with a measly 10 energy regen
or
>Less than 100% chance of entirely negative effects with a chance to avoid the negative effects completely and to only gain a benefit and the downside being 1 extra mood down

>>537740992
I hate these things. they're way too autistic for me. I got about 30% of the way through and left the tab open for 7 days before admitting i would never finish it and closing it.
I've tried these things for several other franchises and i can never finish them.

I wish they would have a shortened version where you instead start by selecting every uma in order you think you like, then it splits it into 4 piles and makes you only go through 2 more sorts. doing 20 laps through the roster is just too fucking much.

>>537741283
bait and retarded

>>537741173
how does that upgrade work? I kinda thought it only worked (or worth) for 2* blue sparks

>>537740715
Nah that's BA
We love titty umas here

>>537741164
This thread is heavenly compared to one for a franchise that's no longer active. As a Danganronpa fan I looked around in a few Danganronpa generals here and... whew. Now THOSE are some empty-headed nothing people. Although, to be fair, that series has hardly any prepubescent-looking characters in it, so they probably do at least manage to be far less pedo-infested than this game's threads are.

>>537741207
Oh... I didn't need that skill anyway...

>>537741283
Well he is indeed a based 4 chan oldfag and you're a redditrooner tachyon pleb

>>537741375
why would you trick me with that image

I know my love for my wife is pure because I think her design is stupid but I love her nevertheless

>>537737093
correct

>>537741281
it's over
>>537741375
at least 2 clubs references pricon

>>537740371
Anon, that's a very lewd and intimate act to a honsgirl are you prepared to take responsibility?

This is amiya from arknights. Say something nice about her

When is the next scenario release?

>>537737093
>Stop retroactively changing fan requirements for your clubs retroactively
The Department of Redundancy Department called, you're hired.

>>537739823
>>537739715
>>537741296
You... realize the odds aren't equal for each outcome, right?

>>537741486
booba

>>537741407
Don't ever reply to me ever again, xer.

>>537740992
based loliGOD

It's weird how I give zero fuck about JP umas despite being able to read japanese to an extend to play the JP version. I had zero problems bulldozing through niche JP otaku games before I got into uma

This should be fine for a Late Surger parent deck right?

>>537741486
You lie! This is Admire Vega, an umamusume who merely looks like Amiya from Arknights! I will be reporting this to the arknights general to warn them for your trickery!

Time to drink my morning coffee with some daily careers
>Game service has ended (www)((lmao))
Nice game umatards

We Kingchads shall free the thread from the influence of the shadow leaders at ウマオオオオ

>>537741584
what the fug

>>537741283
I'm not a pedophile because I like cartoon children.

Why is this not autoscrolling? I swear it's enabled

The Goldshi spectrum

I'm a pedo. Fellow pedoCHADs give me a (you) in less than 90 seconds to own the libs

ウマオオオオ dancho here. the quota will now be 100m per month

>>537741375
Yeah MOST people do. If 0.25% of the general population is pedos then I'd figure more like 5% are pedos here.

>>537741545
What fucking odds? Top is 100% Negative.
Even if the bottom option was a 1% chance of getting Practice Perfect and +10 Energy, it would still be the correct choice to go for it. And I'm pretty sure it's a 10% chance.

Why is it always the gacha games that attract the insane twitter tourists? Is it the f2p aspect?

Damn, I hate this.
Which one is less worse? I hate both of them.
Falcon is dirt which is based so I guess she's the better one...

>>537741702
its 3% according to the doc

>>537741545
Yes
The difference between the guaranteed negative effects and the failed negative effects are not big enough to outweigh completely negating negative effects.
The guaranteed option still has a chance for practice poor, so you'll still be forced to infirmary. If it didn't have a chance to give the negative condition, then you might have a decision to make.

>>537741702
if you shit the bed with bottom option it's 1-2 turns of recreation and 1 turn of infirmary and 1 turn of training to even break even from how bad you shat the bed

>>537741369
you get an item that lets you upgrade sparks
There is a non event version too iirc

>>537741743
>hating Curren

>>537741712
companies pay for marketing and algo boosts it on twitter. third party meme accounts/clippers get paid to do it too.

>>537741774
>by one
yeah I'm still filtering my 1 star blue sparks then. I do keep my 3 star reds

>>537741660
Both are good.

>>537741415
its a 1/14 from Gold Ship stam SSR or R, a 1/10 from Oguri Cap power SSR or R, and a 1/6 from Air Groove guts SR or R

despite the shit odds, the cards are actually specifically for skill farming. Gold ship 0LB gives 3 hints per skill and +40% hint frequency. MLB gives 5 hints per skill and +60% frequency. Oguri and Groove are 3 hints at all LBs, and only scale +30% at 0LB to +40% by MLB.
Ship especially, but all 3 are there to get a shitton of cheap skills so you can buy them all to fish for sparks

>>537741480
Nice is on my personal podium. I'd become a father today no hesitation.

So what will you run in Cancer CM Mile?

>>537741756
This just says dont do trainings with 20%+ chance of failure. Which should be obvious. Youd only take that if youd get a massive return, like 80+ stats at least.

>>537741868
you can't upgrade white sparks so upgrading shitty blue spark with insanely good white sparks is just way better

>just found out the metal gear solid 4 composer made Umapyoi Legend
You know I'm not surprised since this does sound like a fake anime song that would had been made as a secret in-game anime song in MGS4 or something.

I can't stop listening to I Love You Rush

>>537741173
Yeah let's pretend we won't have better spark umas with twice amount of whites by the time this feature comes to global

Hey Trainer please stop posting erotic things and post cute things instead!

>>537741743
Falcon is less of a whore

>>537740668
other gacha

>>537741774
How often do you get these though?

>>537740668
Watching youtube videos as usual
https://youtu.be/hvk_XylEmLo

>>537741689
My danchou would never spell danchou without the u, faker.

>>537742009
UOOOOOH NUDE EARS EROTIC

>>537742009
Normally, I love ponytails.
But killing her fluff is a crime and I want to punch the idiot who came up with this idea.

>>537742009
Twintailless Nice Nature feels wrong

>>537741660
I like moe Goldshi more

>>537741925
Oh awesome, this gives me newfound hope, I'd need to borrow one power card anyway so Oguri sounds like the perfect answer. Thanks anon.

When your CM2 golshi doesn't have 400+ wit

>>537741926
Can someone explain to me, or give me any source to read, why Summer Maru is top tier?

>>537741970
And then I forgot this existed. MGSV sucked massive dick and now I am upset again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO_5R_DMCJA

>>537742009
lmao people are going to roll for a boy loooool

>there are 4 versions of Bakushin song
>a song with a single lyric that requires 2 composers

>>537741743
curren at least has a personality and isn't a generic idolshit

>>537741649
Liking any children makes you a pedo

>>537742005
Sure

>>537742151
okay slutfag

>>537740668
Going to bed. Post an uma for me to have a dream about

>>537742142
Yeah by the millions

My X timeline has been absolutely demolished by teenagers roleplaying umas. Fuck you cygames

>>537742209
Matikanetannhauser

>>537741926
If you're not running Summer Maru or Xmas Oguri, it doesn't really matter who you run. Just run your wife or some shit.

The Taurus cup didn't kill enough fomo players. These are not comfy levels.

>is literally just for (You)
>slut
Why is Daiwa Scarlet so bitter?

>>537741764
With the top option its 1-3 turns of recreation and 1 turn of training with a 50% chance for the infiermary.
You're guaranteed losing 2-3 turns.
Bottom option you're either losing 3-4 turns which is marginally worse than the top option but you have a small chance to avoid every downside completely.
You'd have to be retarded not to take this gamble. The ONLY way your run isn't completely fucked is if you select option 2. And even if you biff it, it's barely more fucked than option 1.

>>537742098
>>537742108
You WILL love every form of Nature

>>537742209
ALL AMERICAN

>>537741743
i will wife both
gay seethefags will never understand

lol

>literally ntrfags latching on to her when her banner was up
>not a slut/whore/harlot
ultra cope, not to mention old and busted

>>537741926
Every time I have a race I can't win with my real Umas I just throw that starter G rank Urara at it.
She's just here to have fun anyway

this was fun

>>537742142
Yeah

>>537742319
I will always love a woman more when she's twintailing.

>>537741926
v. bourbon, suzuka, kitasan
i fucking love frontrunners

>>537742427
woe, G turf front runner upon ye

This makes Daiwa Scarlet seethe.

>>537742461
Mayano is going to catch a cold!

>>537742121
Its a front that is good for keeping the lead.
With 777 you can trigger her at specific times.

>>537742260
Why are you following a bunch of teenagers on Xitter anon?

>>537742435
That’s a pretty nice list anon. I would have put the race car in 18th and shifted everyone else up though

>>537742435
7/10
How do Dotofags exist?

>>537742498
Golshi feels like the type to say this but not have any idea what a nigger is and be friends with lots of black people, and then not believe you and pull some cartoon shit if you ever attempt to inform her.

>>537741926
Suzuka and whatever front runners I get in the meantime

>one mention of slut
>now it's going to spend the rest of the month spamming her
At least I hope he didn't spend money on her. that would be extra sad.

>>537742513
How so? Fanfest? When I chose Scarlet all the time and bought her cake for winning?

>>537742261
>>537742339
>>537742387
Thanks bros. Good night

>>537742339
I need Taiki titties for my TT team

nothing personnel special needs

30 rolls was it all it took.

>>537742654
Curren-chan's favorite client's mind works in mysterious way.

>>537742705
I got her from daily paid rolls

>>537742704
>redditeio
>operashit
Mother of shit tastes. 1/10

Between Tamamo and a new career mode, which comes out first?

Yeah, he swiped multiple times.

>>537742538
So the thing here is the manipulation? I can see working nice with Tail, but I'm still too much of a noob to understand the mechanics

>>537742794
>machi

>>537742794
When do we get Mambo again?

same vibe

I swiped your mum's pussy with my dick.

I also just realized that Cygames has every VA for the umas recorded Umapyoi Densetsu so they can have it mix in with the concert. I'm honestly shocked they but that much effort into it and the VAs as well. https://youtu.be/mJCrTt_JurA

Hello /UMA/ I would like an Uma who is gentle and will not rape me. Thanks

This shit takes forever holy fuck, it also made me realize that I don't care for about 70% of the horses in EN so far

He's rattled lol

umm... umasisters? is this trve?

>>537742942
Howdy

>>537742998
He said uma, stay in your lane HUMAN.

Seethe.

>>537742538
If you or any knower has the time since we’re on maintenance, can you explain what the “increase target speed by 0.35” for 5 seconds means? Is target speed being increased by 0.35% every second for 5 seconds or what? Everything else is straightforward to understand except that

>>537743005
goddamn i love this reddit horse and also xer roommate though

>>537742572
She's a tall, gentle and soft spoken girl with huge tits, what's not to love?

>>537742948
>pedo memeer
>but at least taishin is there
2/10

>>537739960
I don't know who Transcend is but this is mostly good taste and then fucking Doto shitting it up

>Curren's boyfriend #122 acting more like an idolfag than the non existent Falconfags
You hate to see it

>>537742834
Well for mile and sprint you need very little stamina/recoveries, correct?
So you manipulate the race tracks with triggers, both summer Maruzensky and xmass Oguri have similar trigger based on activating recoveries (1 for mary, 3 for Oguri)

And if you know the track lenght...now you can time both of those.

Found the culprit for maintenance

It's #1 since she's only for (You).

>>537743039
>he doesn't know

>>537740232
625
would afk or turn a quick nap into a deep slumber with the game running
mediocre account

psychoanalyze me please

>>537741375
I like both tits and lolis though because I'm not a raging homo

>>537743287
You watched and enjoyed Invader Zim.

>>537743287
You are incapable of screenshotting properly so therefore you are normie and most likely high iq

Okay, but let's set all that aside and get down to what's important. Which uma would happily sit her sweaty post-race ass on your face and smother your nose with her musky butthole?

>>537743287
reddit/10

Nobody unironically likes Goldsh*t

>>537743287
>golds*it
>doto
>vodka trash
2/10, you did your best to get a 1/10 but try harder next time.

>>537742948
10/10

>>537743078
Its flat. Here is curvature (0.35 velocity, i.e. speed) comparison.

>>537739960
I'm saving all my carats for bro

>>537743287
This isn't r/umamusume, what are you doing here?

>maintenance
>brown hours
ya allah save us

>>537737093
just do one oguri run and one ace run bwo

>>537743350
>>537740095

>>537742928
every VA for every uma has to sing the solo lines of every song.
This is the king of thing that makes companies want to have AI voice rights from their VAs, because otherwise it's a massive undertaking getting everyone back into the studio to pump out another 120 variations every few months.

aaaaa my stamina will cap

>>537743287
You're not afraid to be judged by a crowd of very special children (adult men). You might become an alcoholic in the future.

>>537743461
they don't sing all the solo voice lines tho

>>537743340
never heard of it

>>537743351
>>537743418
>everything i don't like is reddit

Rate doko?

>>537743519
what you like is unfortunately reddit
if you genuinely like it then you just gotta accept that your tastes are normie

>>537741926
Goldshi of course

>>537742928
Multiple versions as well.
https://files.catbox.moe/dtvhkg.mp4

>>537743461
I wonder how the hell that works payment wise for each VA because, if there are official soundtracks released of these group songs, how would they even begin to decide who to use for the main squad of said song? The contract disputes probably are already taken care of, but it must be a bloodbath between agents to get their VAs as the headliners.

psycho analyze this, homos

Biwa Hayahide?
more like
Biga Headhead.

RTTT squad in Uma Party Dash when? "Team Vega"?

>>537743556
>I only like princess characters I'm this boring
6/10

>>537743606
Very cute, will break her leg and pour coffee on top of her head

>>537743287
Play Goldship for Cancer Cup and I'll believe you, no balls.

>>537743556
i know nothing about jp umas but 10/10

TICKEZONATION RISE UP

>>537743556
Freud.jpg

>>537743606
forceful impregnation

>>537743556
gay lil digitan hater

>>537743617
you’re on a roll tonight anon

>>537743606
>tokai reddit
>slop
>pedo
Bingo!

>>537743659
sounds less painful than my current attempts to build her for gemini without either MLB kitasan or creek

I am such a faggot for liking big tits T_T

>>537743668
>NATION
*Town
*Podunk

Next one to be insulted! Post your favorites! Neeext!

>>537743556
You are my danchou, i know it

>>537743586
Well with all this effort, I ask a simple question. WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO DO SOMETHING NEW WITH WORLD FLIPPER ALREADY! THEY TEASED SOMETHING NEWS YEARS AGO AND HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET!

>>537743461
its not every uma. you can see with the microphone icon when in the concert settings if they have sung it.

>>537743668
>unironically liking winning shit
>seiun shit to boot
2/10, you almost got that 1/10 but try harder next time.

>>537743089
>actually want kitasan
>running parallel with mambo
nyo...

>>537743606
virile man, makes she/they/them tremble in fear

>>537743668
Holy Based

>>537743668
10/10 based ticket enjoyer

>>537743770
What is a world flipper? You will have to QRD us here

>>537743758
I'm the biggest homo for liking big, sweaty and steamy umas.

>>537742928
kimi no im burger

something about this card terrifies me...
maybe it is the impact of her steps...

teio teio teioo teio? teio! tei tei oo!

>>537743668
Well done, Ticket brother

welcome to the bottom of the barrel

I'm ready for CM!!!!

>>537743875
extremely breedable mare

my horsies

>>537743875
>those subdued tisms
Is Winning ticket her mom?

after extensive research, i've come to the conclusion that every possible uma can be described by one or more of the following words:
>shit
>reddit
>pedo
deviation is impossible

>>537743863
>>537743919
my /uma/ chatbot working as intended

>>537743880
You are scared to form a long lasting relationship.

>>537743826
Was a pinball gacha game they did and concluded the story, so they game understandable EoS'd. However, they teased pic related soon after and people were hoping for an anime or something since the story, started out generic, ended pretty powerfully. https://youtu.be/ZEfkOSM1HfI

>>537743824
I know this is a troll post, but here's your 0/10.
>>537743892
>he just had to have redditeio up there
6/10

>>537743984
no im scared of getting my body crushed

Which way, torena san?

>>537743960
>shit aka 4chan aka bunda
>reddit aka big tits

>>537743950
8/10 if you had a better number one you would have the best taste in this general so far.

I wish tall athletic girls were real :(

>>537743928
Do they change how the spark work or are these just insanely lucky turenasu?

>>537744016
Loves Only You
Still in Love is too 2010's

Unity Cup should be this month, right?

>>537744016
Both are cute and for (you)
Still

>>537744016
Right's design i find repulsive, so left.

I did this a while ago, I think LOY was just added

>>537743960
>shit
>reddit
>pedo
>redditshit
>redditpedo
>pedoshit
>redditpedoshit
Which umas are at the top of each category

How long is the maint?

>>537744016
Loves Only You really does look like a hoyo character

when the fuck is the maint endngÅ

>>537744046
i need to enjoy her before everyone starts lumping me in with the metaslaves in a few months

>>537743987
How long did that game last?
How much time we got before they eos umas?

>>537743786
rejoice anon, mambo is a 2*

>>537744016
the one that doesn't kill me or herself

>>537743994
It's not a troll post.

>>537744016
A prime example that the franchise reached its peak really early. The future looks okay but nothing to get too excited about.

The NA trainable cast is all I have the patience for.

>>537744158
Her robot act is stupid but beyond that she is a pretty good and generally likable character, plus they arbitrarily chose to give her a super hot body. It's a better choice than most.

>>537744160
Global will eos in about 2 months. It's already bleeding players hard.

>>537744160
Lasted from 2019 to 2024. NA got it in 2022...

>>537743659
You know Goldshit has C in Mile right? Whatever Mile spark you're using to get S affinity is going to make her still usable for mile. If this Haru can do it then so can Goldshi. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaUCPC_kUGg

>>537744129
>shit
mejiro ryan
>reddit
agnes tachyon
>pedo
sweep tosho
>redditshit
mejiro mcqueen
>redditpedo
rice shower
>pedoshit
nishino flower
>redditpedoshit
haru urara

What if we had an /uma/ cup?
Multiple races, only 1 uma per race, no repeats, no A or higher rank.
Anyone ever tried spectating a race instead of running on it?

>>537744129
>shit
air shakur
>reddit
tachyon
>pedo
nishino flower
>redditshit
goldship
>redditpedo
rice
>pedoshit
twin turbo
>redditpedoshit
haru

>>537744407
wait a minute this isn't the bread i ordered!

When does the maintenance end? I need to win the derby for my 150 karats before reset...

if anyone is looking for a new club, CunnyInc. still has a spot, ranked S and A+ in the first 2 months, anyone is welcome to join, just apply and collect your 1500-2500 gems

>>537744407
It was completely unnecessary to give her tits that big.

>>537744423
>fat shit
(You)

>>537744332
the funniest part is that no one ever reads the character stories because npc umas get npc trainers but no npc trainer has ever decided to scout haru urara, they just cheer her on but not a single soul wants to be her trainer, it's fucked up but no one knows that

>>537744417
sounds like it could be fun if someone were willing to organize it and manage entrants. That kinda thing is difficult to organize anonymously though.
I spectate any rooms posted that i'm not able to join quick enough.

>>537744262
natiebros... another 3rd place...

>>537744435
((they)) not gonna like this one

>>537744361
trvk3 nvk3

world flopper... dragalia lost...

>>537744429
Problem with this kind of invitation is we need to wait 24 hours until we can join you and there's no guarantee the slot will remain.

>>537744110
>goldshit
>transman
3/10 your other umas saved you.
>>537744262
Removed Goldshit, Operatrash, and choose a better number one and you would have been the chosen one. 7/10 for those garbage umas.
>>537744435
Just had to ruin it with goldshit and brian.Your number 3 also brings it down. 8/10

>>537744560
epic seven...

>Nature rapes you
How would you respond

>>537744489
turn your monitor on

>>537744624
Nattie wouldn't do that. She doesn't even have the balls to give you a valentines chocolate.

>>537744129
>shit
spe
>reddit
nice nature
>pedo
mayano (wedding)
>redditshit
gold ship
>redditpedo
urara
>pedoshit
teio
>redditpedoshit
narita taishin