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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Teio!

hors

Mambo has 1 spot for an /uma/dachi in need of a club
Just be active and come trade shoes
If you can't find it leave your id and I will send you an invite

Daiwa Scarletto...

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

Dream Journey Love!

>just realized mood affects training stat increases
oh...

150 hours of gameplay and only one 3* speed spark, I think my account is cursed.
Is this what I get for rerolling for the perfect start?

Digitan LOVE

narita taishin is cute

>antagonistic mean bitch dead set on enslaving the world
>drug addicted psycho with a bad temper
>actual serial killer who's smart enough to play nice when in public
I can't believe Gold Ship is actually the most normal of the bunch.

What the fuck was Stay Gold's problem?

Thank you Ines-san for the turnless guts training, I'm going to easily hit 300 now! 10 energy is a bargain for turnless training!

curren chan please come home..

Did i invest too much into gold skills?
I just wanted Nattie to not suck ass while scaring young bucks away.

cheeky 10 pull got me el condor and mayano the only two umas i wanted for my team... time to blast all my carats on the super creek banner

The Stakes?
Scheduled

>finish claw game with 6 cuties
>connecting...
>error 102

Silence Lewdzuka

Hey

Me on the left

>>533945742
>didn't even read the tutorial
re-roll bro....

Thank you Emperor for my second 3*Stam sorry about fucking up your career btw Now I can breed my own 9* stam uma

another day
another not-3* Stamina spark + 3* URA from Teio

>>533945752
when you stop training for 3* i think it will come naturally, i think at this point its better to farm for white sparks than 3*

>>533945675
Imagine all the anal plugs...

>>533945847
barely any wit and barely any skills

>>533945675
The real world is scary

top class title is human rights, dancho you know what to do, execute them

>>533945859
worry not brother your power sparks make this an easy clear!

why is there so much teoi bullying art anyway

How do umas reproduce without male umas?

My cute wife

>>533945675
The real world is in a grim state. Thank god for umamusume.

Please justify giving any female characters big exposed foreheads when they always make the girls look ugly.

Rice shower's budding breasts

It this hors too dumb?

>>533945675
That's a lot of femboys...

>>533946081
There isn't, anons just keep reposting that one Korean dude.

>>533946187
bakushin is cute...

>>533946201
very dumb

>>533946187
foreheads are erotic and sakura bakushin has the perfect cum catcher

>>533945752
i started without rerolling on an account that only had one SSR on it's free rolls.
it was the guts special week support card.
i now have a 9* stamina horse, 9* power, 3* kitasan black, 1 copy of super creek, fine motion, tazuna, and a few of the decent SR cards maxed out without paying a dime.

>>533946201
she dumb as fuck

>All current star horses are descendants of Deep Impact
Release her already...

ring ring ring ring, pick up the phone

Please describe sex with Teio

>>533946201
Ìts just right for Oguri-chan

>>533946201
Just barely not clinically retarded, but she'll do ogey for dirt mile I guess.

AIEEEEEEEE I DONT HAVE TAIKI
HOW MUCH MONEY DO I TO SPEND TO GET ONE

I'd love to give happy meek that happy deek you know what I mean

>>533946082
They fuck human men to reproduce

>>533946201
300 wit is all you need

>Skipping everything for two good reasons
I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing anons

>>533946384
Lots of struggling

>>533946324
NEET-kun....

>>533945675
Is this the event in Thailand where the cosplayers got to run on the track? and Teio smoked everyone

>fine motion from the free ssr tix
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I feel like late surgers get blocked way more than end closers do.

>>533946187
more forehead just means more surface for my to give sloppy kisses to

>>533946370
>Deep Impact
I've given it some thought. No.

>>533946187
Top Road is cute as hell

>>533945684
princess maker umamusume when

>>533946201
Yes, and that wit is also on the lower side

>>533946469
i only have 138 careers played.
i can barely keep my TP down, only 1-3 runs a day.

If someone, hypothetically, dumped all their carats into taishin and got nothing, how much Carats could they feasibly get within the remaining time of her banner?

>win every copeful stakes
>lose every Japanese derby
Why

>>533946480
Teio is a boy

Class 6 retention was Top7600 before
now it's Top9000

evil natie status?

>>533946467
>that tm. opera o.....

>>533946620
less than 300 guts

Cooling off period is finally over. Surely, there are some /uma/ clubs with spots available still, right? ...right??? (>>533945631 ?) Please I need my club points, only 100/day from star being borrowed is killing me.

ID 774808253297 no discord club never ever

>>533946529
Late Surger move through the blocc and End Closer move around it from the outside

What causes the fan event to fail to upgrade your uma's unique?
I had 248000 fans and great mood, got second on a single optional race, and only got the generic skill point bump.

>>533946480
sounds fun, anyone have a link to that?

>>533946370
Also Sunday Silence and Northern Dancer.

>>533946467
Kris looks like she would beat me up

Does "hint levels" only affect the specific card, or the whole Training facility they're on?

>>533946690
Green hands typed this post

>this joins the CM room
I think I'm cooked gamers...

>>533945847
you invested too little into wit, which not only is what determines if skills trigger but is how you should be getting lots of skill points for more skills.

>>533946082
Male ningen

>>533946448
If you're willing to practice some patience thinking with your dick is fine

>>533945675
all males

>>533946529
they do. that's why they get the stamina advantage

>>533946657
What legacies are you running?

>>533946828
>witlet
nah you're fine.

>>533946716
Invite has been sent

>>533946740
You need Akikawa to reach green in friendship too

>>533946828
jesus what cards was he running? taking notes

For a series about horses, I've yet to see a real horse in the anime.
Where are they?

licking mcqueens itchy inner thigh area...

>>533946467
Would bang Manhattan Cafe, rest are whatever

>>533946828
>no red shift or shooting for victory with only 600 pow
>no left handed, spring runner, or firm conditions
mid, desu.

>>533946448
Mochi the Fuji until exploded

>>533946828
the only thing she's running into is the world trade center you're fine.

>>533946620
the derby is literally THE event, horses don't skip it unless they go for the tiara

She has no reason to hide that she's an uma. It's not like umas are oppressed and have to hide their horse features in the world. Therefore, she's a human.

>>533946986
>one training away from green
Damn

>>533946994
They don't exist...

>>533946467
claiming satono diamond

>>533946994
there is no such thing as uma
only umamusume

>shift away from 1200/1000 witlet horses and make 1000/800 horses but with 600+ wit
>Horses lose more

>>533946467
>Teio is a womanlet
heh

>>533947085
you know there are in-world reasons and then there are real world reasons

>>533947085
she has no reason to hide that she's a human. It's not like humans are oppressed and have to hide their human features in the world. Therefore, she's an uma.

>>533946467
I'd be that Orfevre's servant

>>533946889
vodka is *9 stam with grandparents that had 3* ura finale (only one procced this run) and tachyon is 8* speed
i think power might be better over speed but i was concerned about not having enough speed trained to finish career

>>533946467
gimme uh.... mejiro palmer

>>533947085
>t.Tazuna

>>533946467
Narita taishin is not even wearing the right jacket color

>>533945876
Only 10 chads allowed to connect, bro.

>>533946467
I'll take Rob Roy

>>533946992
nta, but you can get that with 2spd 4stm and speed sparks from my own personal experience.

>>533946749
https://x.com/Jassomething/status/1952021283258130516

>>533947085
>She has no reason to hide that she's an uma
She's gone into hiding for a long time. If she reveals she's an uma the yakuza will take her for the race she was supposed to throw

>>533946384
Squeaky

Latest I've ever seen this harlot show up. Run's pretty messed up so might as well do the riskiest option.

>>533946813
ah naruhodo naruhodo

Bakushin pits...

>>533947594
Bakushits...

>>533946994
Horses unironically do not exist in the Umamusume world, there's only horse girls inhabited by souls of horses from our world
The devs actually edit the horse kanji to wipe out two of the 'legs' and use that instead, and 'horse' is a filtered word in club chat
See pic, it's the second one, the other two are memes.

>>533947085
She's a 77 year old vampire horse

>70% fail rate on ines fuijin skill hint
>training success
>gained 2 hint level(s) for Playtime's Over!.

>>533946994
what the fuck is a "horse"?

>>533947594
LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK

>>533946653
I got to class 6 and I'm pretty sure I'm getting demoted next week, at least I already got those 1500 carats

>>533946986
>Invite has been sent
kansha

>>533947726
wingless pegasus

DING DING DING

The price for this fine Toreina specimen has gone up!

>>533946771
it's so sad that in the umamusume world raping males is as common as drinking water

>>533946828
nvm I won he ended up in 3rd he probably had too much stamina unironically

>>533947540
Can she actually fail? Ive had her like 6 times and she never failed

>>533947540
I always pick something whenever she shows up. Regardless of if I need it or not.

does anyone have that BNW derby race in real life?

トレスペ
I think that’s the tag for the Trainer x Spe pairing. Unfortunately I was only able to find very few fanart in pixiv. On Xitter, I can only see posts about FGO shit.

>>533947594
yum

Will my Suzuka be good for PVP?

>farming parents for CM
>get every skill I want from my cards and inspirations
>get fuck all sparks to show for it
>take a closer look at the uma I was training
bros I think this might actually be better than my current ace even after doing 26 fucking races

>>533947726
Something similar to a unicorn or a centaur, but not a mermaid or New Zealand

>>533947635 >>533947940
>>533947732 >>533947947
It went bad. Career failed, got my first C+ rating in a very very long time. Failed way too many trainings during the morning sickness duration. This one just wasn't meant to be.

>>533948061
if you get in the debuff room you dont finish the race

Oh one star guts, what would I do without you...

>>533947594
She's too stupid to realize how erotic they were.

>>533947927
with two golds you only really need about 750 stamina, even with the debuffers 1100/750/700 would be a better split for a top cun front runner and ideally a bit more wits

Why does the silence suzuka card have 0 hint rate bonuses and yet she has like 20 skills to give. three careers now I am borrowing a MLB version and she has given me like 2 hint procs, both of them early lead.

>>533936925
>this game is generous guys the rate isnt bad
whoever said that should be hanged in gacha hell
forever never get spook in all his games

>Maruzensky can drive a sports car from the get go
>Vodka has to wait until Senior year to drive a motorbike
How OLD are these honses

How's this one?

>>533948159
People don't realize how hot Bakushin is when she's serious

Finished Cinderella Gray, it was decent but definitely overhyped with how people were hyping it up to be amazing. I'll watch season 2 for our FUARKING heroes, chud cross and super creek.

this explains a lot

>>533946771
>eat a HO
Super Creek is not a ho!

>>533947671
i think maybe a different portmanteau is in order for this one

Forced sex with Bakushin!

Which UMA is for (You)

>>533948348
liar doesnt sound as good as うそつき

>>533948540
Your wife.

>>533948540
Mayano Top Gun

>>533948330
cards?

>>533948540
All of them.

>>533948540
My wife.

Why isn't there a uma version of this kelly comic. It would be perfect.

>>533947594
>>533948159
>>533948302

>>533946716
780400518986
if the spot still open

today i doodled vodka but forgot the ear piece my bad

I love how giant plush Raisu's ears are so big that any umas holding one look like they have to peek out past them

>>533945675
At least they are having fun

>>533947427
>Ningen running

why do people wank off playtime over/slipstream/tail so much when it seems useless on end closers which are meta in this CM?
hell, these skills seem useless for anything but frontrunners

Who's the most "for you" 3* uma?

the goldship card is pretty good actually i like her

>>533948729
she's that ninja...

>>533948802
cute!

Is there a consistent way to get a second gold recovery skill on a Late Surger that won't fully fuck up my deck? I don't have Tachyon at 3* so I can't pass U=ma2 down (I'm using Mejiro Ryan as my guest legacy for Pump Some Iron)

>>533948863
They look like they're dying out there

>>533948540
None of them.

>>533948863
>that Golshi cosplayer actually running like an End Closer and surging to the finish

>>533948882
correct. just get passives

>>533948802
Nice! At least you got the markings. Arguably those are more important.

>>533948802
thats a cool uodka

>>533948953
Vodka (POWER) gives Breath of Fresh Air.

During early and middle leg, the speed stat does not exist.

During early and middle leg, frontrunners can enter a special overtake AI against other frontrunners. The chance of that AI triggering is wit based.

So is it a strategy to have 3 frontrunner 1200 wit skill monkeys continuously trying to overtake each other mid race, encompassing enough of a lead to win, even with dirt poor speed?

>>533948802
Cute face

Is Special Week better suited to being a Pace Chaser or a Late Surger? On one hand, Gourmand seems like a good ability. On the other, she has a 20% stamina increase.

>>533949017
I'd be frying alive too if I had to run under the blazing sun at 40c midday

>>533949169
shes a pace chaser

>>533945675
>not a single female cosplayer
Why

>>533949169
fatty needs to be a pace chaser

>>533949169
pacechaser is the most stamina intensive role in the game

>>533948926
No, that was Digital

WTF boys are sexy?

>>533949284
You know why

>>533949252
Thank you! I assumed so, but I'm also not the smartest so I wanted a second opinion. *SMOOCH8

AaaaAaaaa I wanna 3* her NoW!!111!!

>>533948802
https://youtu.be/NmlrtjnK11w?si=IngXD65VB9837M9W

Remember to roll for YOUR kimi no aiba ga

>>533949284
Aren't a lot of the first ones you see girls?

>Matikanefukukitaru gets a Full Armor upgrade
>Mihono Bourbon gets nothing
What the fuck were the devs thinking

>>533949341
DELETE THIS

BNW cute!

>>533949169
Most people play her as pace. Honestly though, I think her real potential is with late surger since it gives more consistent and better timed unique procs.

>>533949357
Oh

>>533949396
your statues bro

>>533949284
I unironically can't tell if those are girls or femboys

>>533949284
Boys make the best girls, after all

>>533948540
Loves Only You

>>533949324
So I've been told. How many stamina cards should I bring? I have decent parents/support cards, I can screenshot what I have if it helps.

hey someone here want to invite me to a club? just now i had leave a club so i can join another tomorrow
my id 437187152768

>umapyoi densetsu but it's everyone put together
>spica trainer's enthusiasm fucking blows everyone out of the water
HAHAHAHAH
WHAT THE FUCK

>>533949494
Not with those glasses. Remove them and now we're talking.

should i roll for my wife narita taishin ?

ENTER

>>533948441
You'll have to endure getting jackhammered cowgirl style by her at blistering speed for three straight minutes until she collapses from exhaustion. Only then can you do whatever you want with her and see her submissive side.

>>533949461
She just got lucky.

HOT TAKE: Biwa's Big Breasts

>>533948441
This but I am the one being forced

>>533949494
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>533948001
question, does the big all-uma banner in february include these two? i want both of them but i'm going to have 0 carats after the super creek banner.

>power winning ticket has the same skills as guts winning ticket
why tho

>>533949658
remember: prim ojou-samas are weak to anal!

>>533949673
Need more milfed up umas...

>>533949584
opera is so hot bwos...

>>533949751
yes

>>533949830
huh?

>>533949601
ORE NO AIBAGA

>>533949728
>93 - 61 - 88
Holy fuck those are larger than Daiwa Scarlets!

>>533949995
She's got a great bust heavily nerfed by her outfit

Proposing to Spe!

>>533948802
property of scarlet

nice art

>>533950078
i'm not suzuka

>>533948348
>bakushin knew all along and is only playing along
why is this idea strangely charming?

>>533945903
The girl in the book should have horse ears and tail for maximum self-insertion.

what stat level do i need for 3* sparks again?

>>533949601
trainer version is unironically the best
Imagine being an uma and a ningen sings the signature uma idol song better than you

>3 star Bakushin doesn't laugh during her ult
Talk about a downgrade

>the one time i decide to hit skip to results i lose
guess i've learned my lesson

>>533948368
>gets to hang around the trainer dorms all day and get paid for it
>probably gets invited to usually trainer only get togethers on her time off
Lucky bitch

>>533950196
600stat for % chance and 1100 for 10% chance

>>533950196
minimum requirement is 600 (5%)
maximum chance at 1100 (10%)
yeah just 10

>>533950078
I have a bit too much on my plate already

>>533950348
why are her eyes so vacant?

>>533950381
spark farming

what does bakushin's shoes smell like bros

>you need 1200 STAM for medium tracks as a pace chaser

I'm finished........

>>533950196
600 min

now that im thinking more, i just had left a club and im not guaranted in another, if someone has a slot please let me in, i will send my ID

>>533950459
You also need at least 2 gold recovery skills.

>>533950445
hold on I'll get back to you in a minute

Do debuff skills debuff your own dude?

>>533949728
Hotter take: Biwa's big head

>>533950445
bakushin

>>533950459
1200 speed and 1200 stam MINIMUM
might as well not bother submitting anything lower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj7WA_ozmYc
>most globalkeks will quit before getting to experience peak uma kino

>>533950445
Cherry blossoms witha hint of peach

>900 stam for miles
its over

Is there a must pick from the starter selector or can I choose with my dick and pick either Teio or Rice Shower?

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>>533950564
nope

Post uma ass

>>533950240
I don't think I've ever seen Bakushin's innate trigger

what the fuck is she doing, dude

>>533950769
perfect

>>533950445
Imagine if umas stink like horse sweat.

>Hopeful stakes
>Biwa Pace
>6th
>Activate nagivation skill
>Run into the box
>18th
huh?

>>533950809
this is what happens when you press rest for your action

>>533947726
hornless unicorn

>>533950867
it increases navigation speed
it doesnt increase intelligence

>>533950679
If you want to be meta Oguri since dirt racers are rare. I'd say to just pick with your heart.

>>533950798
it triggers for pace

>Literally my first Curren run
Damn

>>533950679
make sure you used your mission make debut ticket first
after that pick whomever
teio is cuter though

>>533950809
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=yogibo+horse

>>533950867
>navigation skill with low wit

>>533950984
She had +300 wit...

the mobs always look like they're about to cry it's so pitiful

>>533950985
Rice Shower it is then, current banner worth pulling in or should I hoard?

>>533950986
That'd explain it since I always put her at front

Hey Anon did you know you can very easily filter out posts you do not like?

/umaeden/i;

>>533950990
Look at her

>>533950990
i thought her tail was a giant fucked up werewolf claw

>>533950982
Woah you must be joking, what kind of unicorn doesn't have horns. That's like saying a human male without a dick.

>>533950990
>Holy mackerel!

>>533950990
sex time

cat

>get a Hot Spring Ticket
>the MLB Kitasan I borrowed doesn't show up to Speed Training afterwards
>no rainbow trainings during Senior year Summer
>get pelted by random mood downs and Sleep Depriveds
>get the first Fine Motion event for Practice Perfect right before Arima Kinen
>fail an 18% failure rate training right before the URA Qualifiers and get a mood down from picking the bottom option
>had to use One (1) (Uno) (Ichi) clock for the URA Finale
Real fucking funny, game. Real fucking funny. Fuck you.

>>533951105
No idea, I'm saving for the Creek rerun + Narita Brian.

>>533951210
P0n0s into Vag000...

Hohoho

sex with smart falcom

>>533951291
>>the MLB Kitasan I borrowed doesn't show up to Speed Training afterwards
sorry bwo she was out past her curfew

>>533951210
DIRECTOR
THIS UMA IS TRYING TO FUCK HER TRAINER
RESTRAIN HER

why does that big giant uma hang around with the cunny gang?

med or long pvp for this runt?
thinking of how many stamina cards to bring

>>533951081
dang that design looks really nice

>>533951382
GIVE IT TO ME MY WIFE I NEED HER NAKED

>>533951532
(You) could have saved her if only you were a fan...

HAHAHA, YOU FOOL!
I HAVE NO ENERGY FOR YOU TO STEAL!
BECAUSE YOU ALREADY FUCKING STOLE ALL OF IT

Hypothetically, if I were to try gutsmaxxing, what cards should I use
I can't afford to fully level every card

>>533950809
Thats how golshi trains (she doesnt)
She then smokes all other umas if she feels like it

>>533951657
me on the right

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND POST TUMMIES

>ssr trainee animation
>dupe

>>533951673
Mambo is a good card. Guts Nature is good too

>>533951673
i only know that haru urara from friend shop is a good stat stick and its guts

>>533951586
Every girl starts with 1 fan
That is (You)

>>533951808
I love this pig

>>533951570
if you really loved her you would be luckier

oh wow mods instantly nuked that before i could click

>club leader has 1 (one) good ending out of 86 careers
It's time to switch clubs isn't it

>>533951081
that's because they're dying out there from lack of stamina.

>>533952006
that means he only runs one uma

>>533952006
you should have switched weeks ago...

>>533952006
maybe he's only playing 1 uma

>>533951808
Why does Mejiro McQueen asymmetrically expose her tummy?

Is there anything that dictates whether or not Akikawa gives you the Beeline Burst/Breath of Fresh Air skill from her event? I don't know if its just random chance that it shows up

how do I check fans individually for each uma?

>>533945817
I'm so sorry, anon. I got your luck.

>>533951989
AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>533952086
im pretty sure you need to click power with her on it at least once of something

>>533951808
>>533951921
>>533952024
>>533952047
>>533952076
LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK

>>533952128
Archive > Trainer Notes

which is the best legacy skill for a front runner?

Mcqueen, Special Week
We have to put your consumption of sweets to a halt
You are getting HEAVIER than necessary for your races

Chances of me getting a spark until the end of Super Creek support card banner? I already spent most of the early carats into kitasan already.

im switching clubs too since my club before had half of the members dead, with accounts 7+ without playing

thoughts on 2 front runners + 1 end?

Does new story comes every month or so?

>>533951845
not like this...

>>533952073
It's designed to keep her weight in check.

>>533952358
100% with THOSE carats

>>533949601
ORE NO AIBA GA
https://youtu.be/ZuaO2p0lL4s

>>533951210
Curren would never say something like that.

>>533951845
she would get fired in 5 minutes

Is the Best Foot Forward event really just randomly occurring? It feels fucked up that you can randomly but rarely get Breath of Fresh Air handed to you for free.

35384870

CM

>>533945809
that would be Fenomeno who rightfully is depicted as the tard wrangler of the bunch

>>533952421
w-why is she humping my arm

>>533952229
thanks

>>533950809
her best

Uokka!

Anything related to Haru Urara gave me feelings I didn't know I have in me

ningens

>>533952287
It's going to be Seiun Sky's when she comes out in a month or two.

Guess I'm looking up bakushin lewds today

>>533945809
>bites special chud just to make her lose
stay gold was based

>>533952705
Fate says no separation

>>533952960
Is that a marriage proposal?

What makes the Marvelous Sunday SR card so good?
The skills and stats don't seem that good compared with for example Daiwa Scarlet SR.

>>533953157
daughterzoned

What if you run 3 end closers

whyyyyyyy

>>533952420
>>533951845
it is funny but Tap Dance City's campaign confirms that uma musume get dosh from their races
also she has titillating tatas

>>533953181
decent generic skills means she can go in any deck

>>533952617
I think you need high frienship with the Director but don't quote me on that

>>533952848
>>533953259
whats the qrd on urara
i just click speed training and hope for a spark

>have a perfect run
>my support cards are so shit that my stats top out at 600
feelsbadman

>>533953221
You are going to take your daughter to the hot springs and you're going to like it.

>>533953368
I'm quoting you as the source.

>>533951081
NPC Fronts always run out of juice in the final spurt.

>>533946448
Fuji Kiseki Paizuri

>>533953157
Yeah

Nakayama Festa sex
sex with Nakayama Festa
Nakadashi Festa
Nakayama Festa impregnation
Nakayama Festa baby making
breed Nakayama Festa

>>533953157
Spe-chan wife is the best wife.

>>533953210
They wont stand for that
No sir
Not one bit

>>533953404
she's there to have fun and do her best

her best isn't very good though

can these BUMS stay away from GUTS

>>533953404
She is your daughter and she tries her best

What the hell are you guys doing stop posting tummies it's lewd!

>>533952848
i think you just want a daughter, anon

>>533953616
ive got something for mayano's guts if you know what i mean

What should I make my career support with my terrible SSR luck?

>>533951808
>>533953632
tsun mcqueen...

what speed card do I borrow now that I have both Kitasan and Sweep?

>>533953404
She's that one friend who is so bad at the game you and your friends like but always wants to play with you at ranking games

Are these two the Fuji/Sweep of Miho dorm?

>Haru Urara
To the glue factory

>>533953763
mlb creek

>>533953210
Fuck off
>>533953558
Based and Spepilled

>>533952650
Is there even a chance King Halo unique activates? those conditions are wild for 9

>>533953763
position/race/skill specific cards you are looking for and pray that the people you follow don't change them

>>533952848
it means your biological clock is ticking bwo, time to be a dad

>>533953834
ehhhh I have my own 1* Creek and it's fine enough

>>533952027
For each named uma we meet, there are dozen of faceless umas who don't make the cut and silently vanish into the night, never to return or accomplish their dreams. Such is life.

What do

I've returned with another evil nature. What a stupid build lol.

>>533954024
Charm

>>533954024
>pre-debut
charming

>Want to get a quick run in and with a new Team Trials week set, felt inclined to make my Tachyon a little better
>Rushed to borrow a MLB Kitasan that I forgot I'm doing a stupid deck build with welfare McQueen as the only stamina card in it
>Don't worry, I can pivot
Definitely going to be viable for Team Trials and CR at this rate.

>>533954024
>pre debut
Charm Chakra. 90% chance to succeed and it'll boost your friendships fast

>>533953259
>>533953404
BILLIONS MUST TRY

>>533954024
>pre debut 10 turns left
what the fuck, was that turn 2? charm for sure

Angelic...

>>533954001
I will train them all

>>533953679
>Turbo
>Biko
>Suzuka
>MLB sweep tosho
>MLB King
Literally built for BAKUSHINmaxxing.

I'm going to punch Tickezo

>>533954001
I will breed them all

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GUTS TAZUNA
WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND LET ME TRAIN YOU
SEE IF THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU

>>533953404
She tries her best for fun, but her best is terrible. If she does win while having fun, her career drives home that she shouldn't take racing or victory so lightly, for the sake of those who lost. Arima Kinen is a wake-up call for her to take racing more seriously.

>Night owl not removed three times in a row in the infirmary
Okay. Fuck you. Okay.

>3* ura finale with only slipstream
nooooooo

remember your place ningen

>>533954345
but whyyyy

>>533954502
always do 1 recreation when that happens, best case scenario you get the shrine, worst case you recovered energy and mood

When is the creek banner? I need to roll some supports. My deck is downright unplayable, I can't even build a 600 str/900 end long runner with a 3STR/3END support split.

>>533954001
my blackpilled gf nice nature...

>>533954467
how does someone that serious end up with a goofy daughter

>>533954661
5 minutes.

>finally hitting the limit of what I can do without rolling for support cards
Fuuuuuck
Just one more week until Super Creek at least, then I won't be suffering in having zero good stamina cards besides freebie makween

>>533953635
>>533953972
On that note, is there anyone here that has a family

>>533954324
It's a simple life.

just read Tamamo Cross' story bros... not even seinen mangakas can come up with this stuff

>>533954845
You will not get me, agency man

>>533954751
Die in a fire, nigger. Cunt.

This is a hight chart of some umamusumes that you may or may not know!

Why does rice carry a knife

>>533954953
*smooooooooch*

Class 6 retention range is now at Top10k
so roughly around Top25% of 40XXX people

>>533954853
Anon who likes Sakura Bakushin O somewhat more strongly.

>>533954845
there was an anon who became a father a few years ago and shared it here, search for bikodad in the archive

>>533954976
She's a shizophrenic freak.

>>533954976
she's the burakku asashin

>>533954586
why is she so evil

>>533954095
>>533954136
>>533954138
>>533954167
Noice

>>533953404
You are a soulless nigger

You fuckers said I wouldn't make it with 445k. How dare you doubt!
I'm so getting demoted next week tho

this is not enough is it?

I NEED to get T.M. Opera O boypregnant

>>533955159
i blame her height

>>533954001
even in universe, as a trainer you should pick with your dick

>>533955168
Charming is a very high chance of working. I was told it's 90%. And health is 80%. And the others you should never pick because the chance is far too low. And skipping also gives +10 energy which is fine.

When will the normies drop the game?

looking at other umas during Teio's training
complimenting other umas in front of Teio
ignoring Teio when she talks to me
not paying attention to Teio's suggestions
telling Teio that her flirting is gross
slapping Teio when she's acting bratty
giving up on Teio as soon as she injures herself
missing Teio's comeback race (14th place)
reminding Teio how much of a waste of time she was

>>533955254
I wish it was possible to skip classes. It's going to be harder and harder to get into class 6 with time.

i messed up the skill level on the right…

What do the umadacchis think? Would adding Rushing Gale or Professor of Curvature be better here?
I'm leaning toward Rushing Gale for the chance of popping the acceleration at the start to prevent boxing, or when beginning the homestretch, but my Haru already has pretty high power, so I could see curvature being good as well.

This is a hight chart of some umamusumes that you may or may not know!

>>533954953
>beg to be spoonfed
>isn't spoonfed
>throws a tantrum
learn how to use the internet to find information, kid

>>533955404
What deck, Teiobro
You don't need to sweat skill level either because it only matters for TT points

>>533954976
She killed McQueen once. The knife is a homage.

>>533955407
The stats are shit anon. Just go again.

>>533955419
What did you redact from the original version up there?

>>533955257
Better than nothing but keep farming

>>533955359
You forgot one thing bro

13k carats RN, bros am I gonna make it to 30 by the time creek arrives?

Do you take Extra Training or is it not worth it?

>try 9 star pow runs
>speed barely above 1k
>stam is at it's usual 700-800 range
>power only goes up to 750ish from 650 on pure speed
This shit is trash...

HOT SINGLE TRAINERS IN YOUR AREA!

>>533955159
she's not evil, you just need to behave yourself better trainer
get a grip

>>533955502
I assume he means the unique that he probably fucked up by not having director at high enough friendship level for the fan fest event...

>>533955639
nyo

>>533955678
She looks like she has sex with human men.

>>533954974
>>533955419
OI!

>>533954976
Hey irl exploits of snatching major career wins from the favorite earned her the nickname "the black assassin", so they have her a dagger for symbology. Her signature epithet is also "Sable Assassin" which I assume sable is just a fancy word for black.

Taiki shuttle has a gun btw.

>>533955359
im not doing any of these things

>>533955667
trainer issue im afraid

>>533955602
what am i farming though? some anon said that the mid race stack (playtime, tail etc) is useless on late/end

>>533955563
Nice try, Umamusume A.
But while you were focused on bullying Haru, Rice Shower already snuck up behind you.

>>533955661
I do it sometimes when I feel like +70 is coming

>>533955787
>and now you call him a fagget
>naruhodo, naruhodo!

And i dont regret a thing. any other Trainee-chads spending carats on your umas itt?

>cynical and negative all the time
>needs to be reassured all the time
>constantly shopping
>sucks at her only job
Nice Nature is way too much like a real human female

I want Teio... Would trade all my other 3 stars for her.

so all the shitters will be running this team
what's the easiest counter to this?

I used 3* selector on Teio just so I can hate her

>oguri cappu the beast of unparalleled strength
>2% rainbow training
>fail

>>533955995
prayers

>>533955995
whaling for double front runners that keep pushing each other for top speed, so nobody can catch up.
it'll only take 300 runs to farm, trust.

SHE'S SO FUCKING FLAT GODDAMN

>>533955995
3 good aces will stomp this meta shit. They're relying on a singular gold ship to actually win every race, the poor retards.

>>533956106
how is double front runners going to counter end goldshi running pumping iron, red shift and shooting for victori..?

>>533955995
pistols

sorry ningen
aoi is meek-owned

So I got the combo-wombo (yes, stats are off i know, i got unlucky with rainbows) and, like, it does not work? she goes slipstream, ramp up after a few and... that's it, nothing else. am i missing something or was it all a meme

>>533956145
I love her

>>533954749
Only a goofy chad can break through the iron-walled facade to marry a girl like that.

>>533955962
is she?
>cynical and negative all the time
but never envious or malicious
>needs to be reassured all the time
and appreciates your support
>constantly shopping
and good at cooking and knitting
>sucks at her only job
so does her trainer

>>533955810
Rice is a Spy main

>>533956295
>He fell for it
Anon...

>>533955995
using a Pace Chaser in a race without Front Runners

>just run double front runners bro
*late starts you*

>>533956145
my girlfriend...

My little Overlord can't possibly be this cute.

Is it entirely possible to go to a restaurant in Japan and inadvertently eat one of these girls' descendants...?

>>533956334
>sucks at her only trainer with a job

>>533956295
i told you retards

>>533956423
Your concentration anon?

I would smoke all these thai ladyboys and I'm not even that athletic
https://x.com/rubydicex/status/1951986750626091431

>>533956423
if you use a front runner without concentration or at least focus, you are just shit at the game.
especially because you can get either of the two from Tazuna

>>533956334
>sucks her trainer

>>533956457
Erm
That's a boy...

>>533955995
Umas with higher wit than debuffer's wit.

SHES FAST?!

>>533956523
>>533956560
you are delusional if you think its possible to build a good medium front runner (that avoids 10x debuffs) AND also have concentration

So... Just how bad is season 3?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoeL3knuW4o
horses are cool

>>533956145
tsotto matte jungle-kun

>>533955917
every day of my life is utter disappointment, when I'm reminded that I can't roll on umas because it's not meta

>>533956663
It's alright

>lost 8 races against her
>9th race
>Shuttle in awful mood
>get this
guess she got BOXEDSHIN huh

>>533956467
I really doubt they'd serve thoroughbred sushi since thoroughbred horses have super muscles. Probably pack or draft horses.

>>533956643
it's possible. you just gotta whale

>>533956524
>would smoke those thai ladyboys
>open link
>it's not weird gay pornography
oh thank fuck

>>533956643
Holy retard. Why would it be hard to put tazuna in your deck? Or have potential level on suzuka?

What a cute, sweet, innocent girl. She doesn't deserve to be slandered as a psycho rapist.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x4To-eIax3w

>>533956663
The best description I saw of it was "It's like they took a filler episode and stretched it out over a season." It's less bad and more boring, but that can still register as bad for most viewers.

>>533956643
there is this whale who got very lucky with his stats and he probably will win the races

>>533956242
Tell that to kiryuin then
She needs to hop off the trainers dick

>>533955917
Yes, I've not spent any rolls on cards except tickets from events/handouts.

>>533956663
I wouldn't consider it bad it was just not as good as s2, Dia's episodes are the best.

you don't need to avoid debuffers if you have 600 guts to crank up your HP efficiency to the point of immunity

>>533956769
prez?

>>533956751
it's always a fucking frogposter

>>533956634
based I literally just did the same

>>533956892
yeah being boring is not good

>>533956663
its lame and bland
more like a marketing pitch than an anime with proper story and characters

>>533956663
not bad as season 1

>>533956663
it all depends if you like Kitasan or not since she's extremely dominant after her only rival retires

>>533956145
Why aren't people talking about how lewd her racing outfit is?

>>533955995
share the docs nigga

>>533954749
There's a saying that the best horses have a successful father and a mother with great personality
It's like that, except in reverse since all umas are female

>every debuffer focuses on front and end
>me the TMO pace chaser chad gets to avoid every debuff and win the race

>never care about meta
>play my little solo visual novel raising cute horse girls
>only play pvp for missions
>still do well and get rewards
The game isn't that hard guys, it's a cute VN not street fighter.

>>533955773
>degenerate gamblers hate him because she was responsible for losing their bet on two high triple crown payouts
>they start to hate him even more after they start betting on him only for him to lose
>only start to cheer him on after a string of losses result in good bet payouts
Soulless sport.

>>533946828
Anon, let’s start a club only for those with good taste.

>>533957094
She's shameless because she's got nothing to show

>>533957171
I only play to have fun and fulfill my uma wife’s dream.

>>533955995
That Goldship will be dumb as bricks, everyone will be staminamaxxing on her.

>>533957171
>MORTAL COMBAT echoes in the distance

bwos Bakushin's shoes must fucking STINK so fucking good...

>>533957242
what can you expect from gamblers

bros...im so close....

>>533957248
but then I'd have to kick you

>>533956228
by boxing her

uuuuhhhhhh

>>533945458 (OP)
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>>533956663
There are no stakes or main rivalry, not injures to overcome, not a really emotional moment, not a struggle. Kitasan wins more than she loses and that's it. It's so boring not even a character inside the show can believe it

Is there a list of free rewards we're supposed to get that the Japanese server had?

>>533957242
[Showered in Joy] is the most whitewashed SSR card art so far, yeah.

>>533957315
bakushin always smells like cherry blossoms

>>533956691
Why the fuck do I have an full on erection? What is wrong with me?

>>533956106
My team has every front runner red skill on all 3 umas so that my Pace chaser ace can bring home the bacon.

nyo........

>>533957472
Don't start them off again anon...

>>533957094
Lewding...Pokke?
Is such a thing possible?

>>533957383
this is why you need legal violence in this sport.

>>533956634
>>533957008
based bakushin bros. i will join you once i get my dupes from the Brian banner