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>>533926964>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://honse.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
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>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
Mambo has 1 spot for an /uma/dachi in need of a club
Just be active and come trade shoes
If you can't find it leave your id and I will send you an invite
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
>just realized mood affects training stat increases
oh...
150 hours of gameplay and only one 3* speed spark, I think my account is cursed.
Is this what I get for rerolling for the perfect start?
>antagonistic mean bitch dead set on enslaving the world
>drug addicted psycho with a bad temper
>actual serial killer who's smart enough to play nice when in public
I can't believe Gold Ship is actually the most normal of the bunch.
What the fuck was Stay Gold's problem?
Thank you Ines-san for the turnless guts training, I'm going to easily hit 300 now! 10 energy is a bargain for turnless training!
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curren chan please come home..
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Did i invest too much into gold skills?
I just wanted Nattie to not suck ass while scaring young bucks away.
cheeky 10 pull got me el condor and mayano the only two umas i wanted for my team... time to blast all my carats on the super creek banner
>finish claw game with 6 cuties
>connecting...
>error 102
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Me on the left
>>533945742>didn't even read the tutorialre-roll bro....
Thank you Emperor for my second 3*Stam sorry about fucking up your career btw Now I can breed my own 9* stam uma
another day
another not-3* Stamina spark + 3* URA from Teio
>>533945752when you stop training for 3* i think it will come naturally, i think at this point its better to farm for white sparks than 3*
>>533945675Imagine all the anal plugs...
cute
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>>533945847barely any wit and barely any skills
>>533945675The real world is scary
top class title is human rights, dancho you know what to do, execute them
>>533945859worry not brother your power sparks make this an easy clear!
why is there so much teoi bullying art anyway
How do umas reproduce without male umas?
>>533945675The real world is in a grim state. Thank god for umamusume.
Please justify giving any female characters big exposed foreheads when they always make the girls look ugly.
Rice shower's budding breasts
>>533945675That's a lot of femboys...
>>533946081There isn't, anons just keep reposting that one Korean dude.
>>533946187bakushin is cute...
>>533946187foreheads are erotic and sakura bakushin has the perfect cum catcher
>>533945752i started without rerolling on an account that only had one SSR on it's free rolls.
it was the guts special week support card.
i now have a 9* stamina horse, 9* power, 3* kitasan black, 1 copy of super creek, fine motion, tazuna, and a few of the decent SR cards maxed out without paying a dime.
>>533946201she dumb as fuck
>All current star horses are descendants of Deep Impact
Release her already...
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ring ring ring ring, pick up the phone
Please describe sex with Teio
>>533946201รts just right for Oguri-chan
>>533946201Just barely not clinically retarded, but she'll do ogey for dirt mile I guess.
AIEEEEEEEE I DONT HAVE TAIKI
HOW MUCH MONEY DO I TO SPEND TO GET ONE
I'd love to give happy meek that happy deek you know what I mean
>>533946082They fuck human men to reproduce
>>533946201300 wit is all you need
>Skipping everything for two good reasons
I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing anons
>>533946384Lots of struggling
>>533945675Is this the event in Thailand where the cosplayers got to run on the track? and Teio smoked everyone
>fine motion from the free ssr tix
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I feel like late surgers get blocked way more than end closers do.
>>533946187more forehead just means more surface for my to give sloppy kisses to
>>533946370>Deep ImpactI've given it some thought. No.
>>533946187Top Road is cute as hell
>>533945684princess maker umamusume when
>>533946201Yes, and that wit is also on the lower side
>>533946469i only have 138 careers played.
i can barely keep my TP down, only 1-3 runs a day.
If someone, hypothetically, dumped all their carats into taishin and got nothing, how much Carats could they feasibly get within the remaining time of her banner?
>win every copeful stakes
>lose every Japanese derby
Why
Class 6 retention was Top7600 before
now it's Top9000
>>533946467>that tm. opera o.....
>>533946620less than 300 guts
Cooling off period is finally over. Surely, there are some /uma/ clubs with spots available still, right? ...right??? (
>>533945631 ?) Please I need my club points, only 100/day from star being borrowed is killing me.
ID 774808253297 no discord club never ever
>>533946529Late Surger move through the blocc and End Closer move around it from the outside
What causes the fan event to fail to upgrade your uma's unique?
I had 248000 fans and great mood, got second on a single optional race, and only got the generic skill point bump.
>>533946480sounds fun, anyone have a link to that?
>>533946370Also Sunday Silence and Northern Dancer.
>>533946467Kris looks like she would beat me up
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Does "hint levels" only affect the specific card, or the whole Training facility they're on?
>>533946690Green hands typed this post
>this joins the CM room
I think I'm cooked gamers...
>>533945847you invested too little into wit, which not only is what determines if skills trigger but is how you should be getting lots of skill points for more skills.
>>533946448If you're willing to practice some patience thinking with your dick is fine
>>533946529they do. that's why they get the stamina advantage
>>533946657What legacies are you running?
>>533946828>witletnah you're fine.
>>533946716Invite has been sent
>>533946740You need Akikawa to reach green in friendship too
>>533946828jesus what cards was he running? taking notes
For a series about horses, I've yet to see a real horse in the anime.
Where are they?
licking mcqueens itchy inner thigh area...
>>533946467Would bang Manhattan Cafe, rest are whatever
>>533946828>no red shift or shooting for victory with only 600 pow>no left handed, spring runner, or firm conditionsmid, desu.
>>533946448Mochi the Fuji until exploded
>>533946828the only thing she's running into is the world trade center you're fine.
>>533946620the derby is literally THE event, horses don't skip it unless they go for the tiara
She has no reason to hide that she's an uma. It's not like umas are oppressed and have to hide their horse features in the world. Therefore, she's a human.
>>533946986>one training away from greenDamn
>>533946994They don't exist...
>>533946467claiming satono diamond
>>533946994there is no such thing as uma
only umamusume
>shift away from 1200/1000 witlet horses and make 1000/800 horses but with 600+ wit
>Horses lose more
>>533946467>Teio is a womanletheh
>>533947085you know there are in-world reasons and then there are real world reasons
>>533947085she has no reason to hide that she's a human. It's not like humans are oppressed and have to hide their human features in the world. Therefore, she's an uma.
>>533946467I'd be that Orfevre's servant
>>533946889vodka is *9 stam with grandparents that had 3* ura finale (only one procced this run) and tachyon is 8* speed
i think power might be better over speed but i was concerned about not having enough speed trained to finish career
>>533946467gimme uh.... mejiro palmer
>>533946467Narita taishin is not even wearing the right jacket color
>>533945876Only 10 chads allowed to connect, bro.
>>533946467I'll take Rob Roy
>>533946992nta, but you can get that with 2spd 4stm and speed sparks from my own personal experience.
>>533946749https://x.com/Jassomething/status/1952021283258130516
>>533947085>She has no reason to hide that she's an umaShe's gone into hiding for a long time. If she reveals she's an uma the yakuza will take her for the race she was supposed to throw
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Latest I've ever seen this harlot show up. Run's pretty messed up so might as well do the riskiest option.
>>533946813ah naruhodo naruhodo
>>533946994Horses unironically do not exist in the Umamusume world, there's only horse girls inhabited by souls of horses from our world
The devs actually edit the horse kanji to wipe out two of the 'legs' and use that instead, and 'horse' is a filtered word in club chat
See pic, it's the second one, the other two are memes.
>>533947085She's a 77 year old vampire horse
>70% fail rate on ines fuijin skill hint
>training success
>gained 2 hint level(s) for Playtime's Over!.
>>533946994what the fuck is a "horse"?
>>533947594LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK
>>533946653I got to class 6 and I'm pretty sure I'm getting demoted next week, at least I already got those 1500 carats
>>533946986>Invite has been sentkansha
>>533947726wingless pegasus
DING DING DING
The price for this fine Toreina specimen has gone up!
>>533946771it's so sad that in the umamusume world raping males is as common as drinking water
>>533946828nvm I won he ended up in 3rd he probably had too much stamina unironically
>>533947540Can she actually fail? Ive had her like 6 times and she never failed
>>533947540I always pick something whenever she shows up. Regardless of if I need it or not.
does anyone have that BNW derby race in real life?
ใใฌในใ
I think thatโs the tag for the Trainer x Spe pairing. Unfortunately I was only able to find very few fanart in pixiv. On Xitter, I can only see posts about FGO shit.
Will my Suzuka be good for PVP?
>farming parents for CM
>get every skill I want from my cards and inspirations
>get fuck all sparks to show for it
>take a closer look at the uma I was training
bros I think this might actually be better than my current ace even after doing 26 fucking races
>>533947726Something similar to a unicorn or a centaur, but not a mermaid or New Zealand
>>533947635 >>533947940>>533947732 >>533947947It went bad. Career failed, got my first C+ rating in a very very long time. Failed way too many trainings during the morning sickness duration. This one just wasn't meant to be.
>>533948061if you get in the debuff room you dont finish the race
Oh one star guts, what would I do without you...
>>533947594She's too stupid to realize how erotic they were.
>>533947927with two golds you only really need about 750 stamina, even with the debuffers 1100/750/700 would be a better split for a top cun front runner and ideally a bit more wits
Why does the silence suzuka card have 0 hint rate bonuses and yet she has like 20 skills to give. three careers now I am borrowing a MLB version and she has given me like 2 hint procs, both of them early lead.
>>533936925>this game is generous guys the rate isnt badwhoever said that should be hanged in gacha hell
forever never get spook in all his games
>Maruzensky can drive a sports car from the get go
>Vodka has to wait until Senior year to drive a motorbike
How OLD are these honses
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How's this one?
>>533948159People don't realize how hot Bakushin is when she's serious
Finished Cinderella Gray, it was decent but definitely overhyped with how people were hyping it up to be amazing. I'll watch season 2 for our FUARKING heroes, chud cross and super creek.
>>533946771>eat a HOSuper Creek is not a ho!
>>533947671i think maybe a different portmanteau is in order for this one
Forced sex with Bakushin!
>>533948348liar doesnt sound as good as ใใใคใ
>>533948540Mayano Top Gun
Why isn't there a uma version of this kelly comic. It would be perfect.
>>533946716780400518986
if the spot still open
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today i doodled vodka but forgot the ear piece my bad
I love how giant plush Raisu's ears are so big that any umas holding one look like they have to peek out past them
>>533945675At least they are having fun
>>533947427>Ningen running
goldu
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why do people wank off playtime over/slipstream/tail so much when it seems useless on end closers which are meta in this CM?
hell, these skills seem useless for anything but frontrunners
Who's the most "for you" 3* uma?
the goldship card is pretty good actually i like her
>>533948729she's that ninja...
Is there a consistent way to get a second gold recovery skill on a Late Surger that won't fully fuck up my deck? I don't have Tachyon at 3* so I can't pass U=ma2 down (I'm using Mejiro Ryan as my guest legacy for Pump Some Iron)
>>533948863They look like they're dying out there
>>533948863>that Golshi cosplayer actually running like an End Closer and surging to the finish
>>533948882correct. just get passives
>>533948802Nice! At least you got the markings. Arguably those are more important.
>>533948802thats a cool uodka
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>>533948953Vodka (POWER) gives Breath of Fresh Air.
During early and middle leg, the speed stat does not exist.
During early and middle leg, frontrunners can enter a special overtake AI against other frontrunners. The chance of that AI triggering is wit based.
So is it a strategy to have 3 frontrunner 1200 wit skill monkeys continuously trying to overtake each other mid race, encompassing enough of a lead to win, even with dirt poor speed?
Is Special Week better suited to being a Pace Chaser or a Late Surger? On one hand, Gourmand seems like a good ability. On the other, she has a 20% stamina increase.
>>533949017I'd be frying alive too if I had to run under the blazing sun at 40c midday
>>533949169shes a pace chaser
>>533945675>not a single female cosplayer Why
>>533949169fatty needs to be a pace chaser
>>533949169pacechaser is the most stamina intensive role in the game
>>533948926No, that was Digital
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>>533949252Thank you! I assumed so, but I'm also not the smartest so I wanted a second opinion. *SMOOCH8
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AaaaAaaaa I wanna 3* her NoW!!111!!
>>533948802https://youtu.be/NmlrtjnK11w?si=IngXD65VB9837M9W
Remember to roll for YOUR kimi no aiba ga
>>533949284Aren't a lot of the first ones you see girls?
>Matikanefukukitaru gets a Full Armor upgrade
>Mihono Bourbon gets nothing
What the fuck were the devs thinking
>>533949169Most people play her as pace. Honestly though, I think her real potential is with late surger since it gives more consistent and better timed unique procs.
>>533949396your statues bro
>>533949284I unironically can't tell if those are girls or femboys
>>533949284Boys make the best girls, after all
>>533948540Loves Only You
>>533949324So I've been told. How many stamina cards should I bring? I have decent parents/support cards, I can screenshot what I have if it helps.
hey someone here want to invite me to a club? just now i had leave a club so i can join another tomorrow
my id 437187152768
>umapyoi densetsu but it's everyone put together
>spica trainer's enthusiasm fucking blows everyone out of the water
HAHAHAHAH
WHAT THE FUCK
>>533949494Not with those glasses. Remove them and now we're talking.
should i roll for my wife narita taishin ?
>>533948441You'll have to endure getting jackhammered cowgirl style by her at blistering speed for three straight minutes until she collapses from exhaustion. Only then can you do whatever you want with her and see her submissive side.
>>533949461She just got lucky.
HOT TAKE: Biwa's Big Breasts
>>533948441This but I am the one being forced
>>533949494cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>533948001question, does the big all-uma banner in february include these two? i want both of them but i'm going to have 0 carats after the super creek banner.
>power winning ticket has the same skills as guts winning ticket
why tho
>>533949658remember: prim ojou-samas are weak to anal!
>>533949673Need more milfed up umas...
>>533949584opera is so hot bwos...
>>533949728>93 - 61 - 88Holy fuck those are larger than Daiwa Scarlets!
>>533949995She's got a great bust heavily nerfed by her outfit
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>>533948802property of scarlet
nice art
>>533950078i'm not suzuka
>>533948348>bakushin knew all along and is only playing alongwhy is this idea strangely charming?
>>533945903The girl in the book should have horse ears and tail for maximum self-insertion.
what stat level do i need for 3* sparks again?
>>533949601trainer version is unironically the best
Imagine being an uma and a ningen sings the signature uma idol song better than you
>3 star Bakushin doesn't laugh during her ult
Talk about a downgrade
>the one time i decide to hit skip to results i lose
guess i've learned my lesson
>>533948368>gets to hang around the trainer dorms all day and get paid for it>probably gets invited to usually trainer only get togethers on her time offLucky bitch
>>533950196600stat for % chance and 1100 for 10% chance
>>533950196minimum requirement is 600 (5%)
maximum chance at 1100 (10%)
yeah just 10
>>533950078I have a bit too much on my plate already
>>533950348why are her eyes so vacant?
what does bakushin's shoes smell like bros
>you need 1200 STAM for medium tracks as a pace chaser
I'm finished........
now that im thinking more, i just had left a club and im not guaranted in another, if someone has a slot please let me in, i will send my ID
>>533950459You also need at least 2 gold recovery skills.
>>533950445hold on I'll get back to you in a minute
Do debuff skills debuff your own dude?
>>533949728Hotter take: Biwa's big head
>>5339504591200 speed and 1200 stam MINIMUM
might as well not bother submitting anything lower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj7WA_ozmYc
>most globalkeks will quit before getting to experience peak uma kino
>>533950445Cherry blossoms witha hint of peach
>900 stam for miles
its over
Is there a must pick from the starter selector or can I choose with my dick and pick either Teio or Rice Shower?
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Join the stable. Pretend itโs casual.
One race from greatness.
>>533950240I don't think I've ever seen Bakushin's innate trigger
what the fuck is she doing, dude
>>533950445Imagine if umas stink like horse sweat.
>Hopeful stakes
>Biwa Pace
>6th
>Activate nagivation skill
>Run into the box
>18th
huh?
>>533950809this is what happens when you press rest for your action
>>533947726hornless unicorn
>>533950867it increases navigation speed
it doesnt increase intelligence
>>533950679If you want to be meta Oguri since dirt racers are rare. I'd say to just pick with your heart.
>>533950798it triggers for pace
>Literally my first Curren run
Damn
>>533950679make sure you used your mission make debut ticket first
after that pick whomever
teio is cuter though
>>533950809https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=yogibo+horse
>>533950867>navigation skill with low wit
>>533950984She had +300 wit...
the mobs always look like they're about to cry it's so pitiful
>>533950985Rice Shower it is then, current banner worth pulling in or should I hoard?
>>533950986That'd explain it since I always put her at front
Hey Anon did you know you can very easily filter out posts you do not like?
/umaeden/i;
>>533950990i thought her tail was a giant fucked up werewolf claw
>>533950982Woah you must be joking, what kind of unicorn doesn't have horns. That's like saying a human male without a dick.
>>533950990>Holy mackerel!
>get a Hot Spring Ticket
>the MLB Kitasan I borrowed doesn't show up to Speed Training afterwards
>no rainbow trainings during Senior year Summer
>get pelted by random mood downs and Sleep Depriveds
>get the first Fine Motion event for Practice Perfect right before Arima Kinen
>fail an 18% failure rate training right before the URA Qualifiers and get a mood down from picking the bottom option
>had to use One (1) (Uno) (Ichi) clock for the URA Finale
Real fucking funny, game. Real fucking funny. Fuck you.
>>533951105No idea, I'm saving for the Creek rerun + Narita Brian.
>>533951210P0n0s into Vag000...
>>533951291>>the MLB Kitasan I borrowed doesn't show up to Speed Training afterwardssorry bwo she was out past her curfew
>>533951210DIRECTOR
THIS UMA IS TRYING TO FUCK HER TRAINER
RESTRAIN HER
why does that big giant uma hang around with the cunny gang?
med or long pvp for this runt?
thinking of how many stamina cards to bring
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>>533951081dang that design looks really nice
>>533951382GIVE IT TO ME MY WIFE I NEED HER NAKED
>>533951532(You) could have saved her if only you were a fan...
HAHAHA, YOU FOOL!
I HAVE NO ENERGY FOR YOU TO STEAL!
BECAUSE YOU ALREADY FUCKING STOLE ALL OF IT
Hypothetically, if I were to try gutsmaxxing, what cards should I use
I can't afford to fully level every card
>>533950809Thats how golshi trains (she doesnt)
She then smokes all other umas if she feels like it
>>533951657me on the right
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND POST TUMMIES
>ssr trainee animation
>dupe
>>533951673Mambo is a good card. Guts Nature is good too
>>533951673i only know that haru urara from friend shop is a good stat stick and its guts
>>533951586Every girl starts with 1 fan
That is (You)
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>>533951808I love this pig
>>533951570if you really loved her you would be luckier
oh wow mods instantly nuked that before i could click
>club leader has 1 (one) good ending out of 86 careers
It's time to switch clubs isn't it
>>533951081that's because they're dying out there from lack of stamina.
>>533952006that means he only runs one uma
>>533952006you should have switched weeks ago...
>>533952006maybe he's only playing 1 uma
>>533951808Why does Mejiro McQueen asymmetrically expose her tummy?
Is there anything that dictates whether or not Akikawa gives you the Beeline Burst/Breath of Fresh Air skill from her event? I don't know if its just random chance that it shows up
how do I check fans individually for each uma?
>>533945817I'm so sorry, anon. I got your luck.
>>533951989AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>533952086im pretty sure you need to click power with her on it at least once of something
>>533952128Archive > Trainer Notes
which is the best legacy skill for a front runner?
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Mcqueen, Special Week
We have to put your consumption of sweets to a halt
You are getting HEAVIER than necessary for your races
Chances of me getting a spark until the end of Super Creek support card banner? I already spent most of the early carats into kitasan already.
im switching clubs too since my club before had half of the members dead, with accounts 7+ without playing
thoughts on 2 front runners + 1 end?
Does new story comes every month or so?
>>533951845not like this...
>>533952073It's designed to keep her weight in check.
>>533952358100% with THOSE carats
>>533949601ORE NO AIBA GA
https://youtu.be/ZuaO2p0lL4s
>>533951210Curren would never say something like that.
>>533951845she would get fired in 5 minutes
Is the Best Foot Forward event really just randomly occurring? It feels fucked up that you can randomly but rarely get Breath of Fresh Air handed to you for free.
>>533945809that would be Fenomeno who rightfully is depicted as the tard wrangler of the bunch
>>533952421w-why is she humping my arm
Anything related to Haru Urara gave me feelings I didn't know I have in me
>>533952287It's going to be Seiun Sky's when she comes out in a month or two.
Guess I'm looking up bakushin lewds today
>>533945809>bites special chud just to make her losestay gold was based
>>533952705Fate says no separation
>>533952960Is that a marriage proposal?
What makes the Marvelous Sunday SR card so good?
The skills and stats don't seem that good compared with for example Daiwa Scarlet SR.
What if you run 3 end closers
>>533952420>>533951845it is funny but Tap Dance City's campaign confirms that uma musume get dosh from their races
also she has titillating tatas
>>533953181decent generic skills means she can go in any deck
>>533952617I think you need high frienship with the Director but don't quote me on that
>>533952848>>533953259whats the qrd on urara
i just click speed training and hope for a spark
>have a perfect run
>my support cards are so shit that my stats top out at 600
feelsbadman
>>533953221You are going to take your daughter to the hot springs and you're going to like it.
>>533953368I'm quoting you as the source.
>>533951081NPC Fronts always run out of juice in the final spurt.
>>533946448Fuji Kiseki Paizuri
Nakayama Festa sex
sex with Nakayama Festa
Nakadashi Festa
Nakayama Festa impregnation
Nakayama Festa baby making
breed Nakayama Festa
>>533953157Spe-chan wife is the best wife.
>>533953210They wont stand for that
No sir
Not one bit
>>533953404she's there to have fun and do her best
her best isn't very good though
can these BUMS stay away from GUTS
>>533953404She is your daughter and she tries her best
What the hell are you guys doing stop posting tummies it's lewd!
>>533952848i think you just want a daughter, anon
>>533953616ive got something for mayano's guts if you know what i mean
What should I make my career support with my terrible SSR luck?
what speed card do I borrow now that I have both Kitasan and Sweep?
>>533953404She's that one friend who is so bad at the game you and your friends like but always wants to play with you at ranking games
Are these two the Fuji/Sweep of Miho dorm?
>Haru Urara
To the glue factory
>>533953210Fuck off
>>533953558Based and Spepilled
>>533952650Is there even a chance King Halo unique activates? those conditions are wild for 9
>>533953763position/race/skill specific cards you are looking for and pray that the people you follow don't change them
>>533952848it means your biological clock is ticking bwo, time to be a dad
>>533953834ehhhh I have my own 1* Creek and it's fine enough
>>533952027For each named uma we meet, there are dozen of faceless umas who don't make the cut and silently vanish into the night, never to return or accomplish their dreams. Such is life.
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I've returned with another evil nature. What a stupid build lol.
>>533954024>pre-debutcharming
>Want to get a quick run in and with a new Team Trials week set, felt inclined to make my Tachyon a little better
>Rushed to borrow a MLB Kitasan that I forgot I'm doing a stupid deck build with welfare McQueen as the only stamina card in it
>Don't worry, I can pivot
Definitely going to be viable for Team Trials and CR at this rate.
>>533954024>pre debutCharm Chakra. 90% chance to succeed and it'll boost your friendships fast
>>533954024>pre debut 10 turns leftwhat the fuck, was that turn 2? charm for sure
>>533954001I will train them all
>>533953679>Turbo>Biko>Suzuka>MLB sweep tosho>MLB KingLiterally built for BAKUSHINmaxxing.
I'm going to punch Tickezo
>>533954001I will breed them all
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GUTS TAZUNA
WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND LET ME TRAIN YOU
SEE IF THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU
>>533953404She tries her best for fun, but her best is terrible. If she does win while having fun, her career drives home that she shouldn't take racing or victory so lightly, for the sake of those who lost. Arima Kinen is a wake-up call for her to take racing more seriously.
>Night owl not removed three times in a row in the infirmary
Okay. Fuck you. Okay.
>3* ura finale with only slipstream
nooooooo
remember your place ningen
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1952441863354610018
>>533954502always do 1 recreation when that happens, best case scenario you get the shrine, worst case you recovered energy and mood
When is the creek banner? I need to roll some supports. My deck is downright unplayable, I can't even build a 600 str/900 end long runner with a 3STR/3END support split.
>>533954001my blackpilled gf nice nature...
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>>533954467how does someone that serious end up with a goofy daughter
>finally hitting the limit of what I can do without rolling for support cards
Fuuuuuck
Just one more week until Super Creek at least, then I won't be suffering in having zero good stamina cards besides freebie makween
>>533953635>>533953972On that note, is there anyone here that has a family
>>533954324It's a simple life.
just read Tamamo Cross' story bros... not even seinen mangakas can come up with this stuff
>>533954845You will not get me, agency man
>>533954751Die in a fire, nigger. Cunt.
This is a hight chart of some umamusumes that you may or may not know!
Why does rice carry a knife
>>533954953*smooooooooch*
Class 6 retention range is now at Top10k
so roughly around Top25% of 40XXX people
>>533954853Anon who likes Sakura Bakushin O somewhat more strongly.
>>533954845there was an anon who became a father a few years ago and shared it here, search for bikodad in the archive
>>533954976She's a shizophrenic freak.
>>533954976she's the burakku asashin
>>533954586why is she so evil
>>533953404You are a soulless nigger
You fuckers said I wouldn't make it with 445k. How dare you doubt!
I'm so getting demoted next week tho
this is not enough is it?
I NEED to get T.M. Opera O boypregnant
>>533955159i blame her height
>>533954001even in universe, as a trainer you should pick with your dick
>>533955168Charming is a very high chance of working. I was told it's 90%. And health is 80%. And the others you should never pick because the chance is far too low. And skipping also gives +10 energy which is fine.
When will the normies drop the game?
looking at other umas during Teio's training
complimenting other umas in front of Teio
ignoring Teio when she talks to me
not paying attention to Teio's suggestions
telling Teio that her flirting is gross
slapping Teio when she's acting bratty
giving up on Teio as soon as she injures herself
missing Teio's comeback race (14th place)
reminding Teio how much of a waste of time she was
>>533955254I wish it was possible to skip classes. It's going to be harder and harder to get into class 6 with time.
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i messed up the skill level on the rightโฆ
What do the umadacchis think? Would adding Rushing Gale or Professor of Curvature be better here?
I'm leaning toward Rushing Gale for the chance of popping the acceleration at the start to prevent boxing, or when beginning the homestretch, but my Haru already has pretty high power, so I could see curvature being good as well.
This is a hight chart of some umamusumes that you may or may not know!
>>533954953>beg to be spoonfed>isn't spoonfed>throws a tantrumlearn how to use the internet to find information, kid
>>533955404What deck, Teiobro
You don't need to sweat skill level either because it only matters for TT points
>>533954976She killed McQueen once. The knife is a homage.
>>533955407The stats are shit anon. Just go again.
>>533955419What did you redact from the original version up there?
>>533955257Better than nothing but keep farming
>>533955359You forgot one thing bro
13k carats RN, bros am I gonna make it to 30 by the time creek arrives?
Do you take Extra Training or is it not worth it?
>try 9 star pow runs
>speed barely above 1k
>stam is at it's usual 700-800 range
>power only goes up to 750ish from 650 on pure speed
This shit is trash...
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HOT SINGLE TRAINERS IN YOUR AREA!
>>533955159she's not evil, you just need to behave yourself better trainer
get a grip
>>533955502I assume he means the unique that he probably fucked up by not having director at high enough friendship level for the fan fest event...
>>533955678She looks like she has sex with human men.
>>533954976Hey irl exploits of snatching major career wins from the favorite earned her the nickname "the black assassin", so they have her a dagger for symbology. Her signature epithet is also "Sable Assassin" which I assume sable is just a fancy word for black.
Taiki shuttle has a gun btw.
>>533955359im not doing any of these things
>>533955667trainer issue im afraid
>>533955602what am i farming though? some anon said that the mid race stack (playtime, tail etc) is useless on late/end
>>533955563Nice try, Umamusume A.
But while you were focused on bullying Haru, Rice Shower already snuck up behind you.
>>533955661I do it sometimes when I feel like +70 is coming
>>533955787>and now you call him a fagget>naruhodo, naruhodo!
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And i dont regret a thing. any other Trainee-chads spending carats on your umas itt?
>cynical and negative all the time
>needs to be reassured all the time
>constantly shopping
>sucks at her only job
Nice Nature is way too much like a real human female
I want Teio... Would trade all my other 3 stars for her.
so all the shitters will be running this team
what's the easiest counter to this?
I used 3* selector on Teio just so I can hate her
>oguri cappu the beast of unparalleled strength
>2% rainbow training
>fail
>got baited by oguri having 2 events with the same name
>>533955995whaling for double front runners that keep pushing each other for top speed, so nobody can catch up.
it'll only take 300 runs to farm, trust.
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SHE'S SO FUCKING FLAT GODDAMN
>>5339559953 good aces will stomp this meta shit. They're relying on a singular gold ship to actually win every race, the poor retards.
>>533956106how is double front runners going to counter end goldshi running pumping iron, red shift and shooting for victori..?
sorry ningen
aoi is meek-owned
So I got the combo-wombo (yes, stats are off i know, i got unlucky with rainbows) and, like, it does not work? she goes slipstream, ramp up after a few and... that's it, nothing else. am i missing something or was it all a meme
>>533954749Only a goofy chad can break through the iron-walled facade to marry a girl like that.
Naisu
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>>533955962is she?
>cynical and negative all the timebut never envious or malicious
>needs to be reassured all the timeand appreciates your support
>constantly shoppingand good at cooking and knitting
>sucks at her only jobso does her trainer
>>533955810Rice is a Spy main
>>533956295>He fell for itAnon...
>>533955995using a Pace Chaser in a race without Front Runners
>just run double front runners bro
*late starts you*
>>533956145my girlfriend...
My little Overlord can't possibly be this cute.
Is it entirely possible to go to a restaurant in Japan and inadvertently eat one of these girls' descendants...?
>>533956334>sucks at her only trainer with a job
>>533956295i told you retards
>>533956423Your concentration anon?
I would smoke all these thai ladyboys and I'm not even that athletic
https://x.com/rubydicex/status/1951986750626091431
>>533956423if you use a front runner without concentration or at least focus, you are just shit at the game.
especially because you can get either of the two from Tazuna
>>533956334>sucks her trainer
>>533956457Erm
That's a boy...
>>533955995Umas with higher wit than debuffer's wit.
>>533956523>>533956560you are delusional if you think its possible to build a good medium front runner (that avoids 10x debuffs) AND also have concentration
So... Just how bad is season 3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoeL3knuW4o
horses are cool
>>533956145tsotto matte jungle-kun
>>533955917every day of my life is utter disappointment, when I'm reminded that I can't roll on umas because it's not meta
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>lost 8 races against her
>9th race
>Shuttle in awful mood
>get this
guess she got BOXEDSHIN huh
>>533956467I really doubt they'd serve thoroughbred sushi since thoroughbred horses have super muscles. Probably pack or draft horses.
>>533956643it's possible. you just gotta whale
>>533956524>would smoke those thai ladyboys>open link>it's not weird gay pornography oh thank fuck
>>533956643Holy retard. Why would it be hard to put tazuna in your deck? Or have potential level on suzuka?
>Haven't seen a SSR in 120 rolls
What a cute, sweet, innocent girl. She doesn't deserve to be slandered as a psycho rapist.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x4To-eIax3w
>>533956663The best description I saw of it was "It's like they took a filler episode and stretched it out over a season." It's less bad and more boring, but that can still register as bad for most viewers.
>>533956643there is this whale who got very lucky with his stats and he probably will win the races
>>533956242Tell that to kiryuin then
She needs to hop off the trainers dick
>>533955917Yes, I've not spent any rolls on cards except tickets from events/handouts.
>>533956663I wouldn't consider it bad it was just not as good as s2, Dia's episodes are the best.
you don't need to avoid debuffers if you have 600 guts to crank up your HP efficiency to the point of immunity
>>533956751it's always a fucking frogposter
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>>533956634based I literally just did the same
>>533956892yeah being boring is not good
>>533956663its lame and bland
more like a marketing pitch than an anime with proper story and characters
>>533956663not bad as season 1
>>533956663it all depends if you like Kitasan or not since she's extremely dominant after her only rival retires
>>533956145Why aren't people talking about how lewd her racing outfit is?
>>533955995share the docs nigga
>>533954749There's a saying that the best horses have a successful father and a mother with great personality
It's like that, except in reverse since all umas are female
>every debuffer focuses on front and end
>me the TMO pace chaser chad gets to avoid every debuff and win the race
>never care about meta
>play my little solo visual novel raising cute horse girls
>only play pvp for missions
>still do well and get rewards
The game isn't that hard guys, it's a cute VN not street fighter.
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>>533955773>degenerate gamblers hate him because she was responsible for losing their bet on two high triple crown payouts>they start to hate him even more after they start betting on him only for him to lose>only start to cheer him on after a string of losses result in good bet payoutsSoulless sport.
>>533946828Anon, letโs start a club only for those with good taste.
>>533957094She's shameless because she's got nothing to show
>>533957171I only play to have fun and fulfill my uma wifeโs dream.
>>533955995That Goldship will be dumb as bricks, everyone will be staminamaxxing on her.
>>533957171>MORTAL COMBAT echoes in the distance
bwos Bakushin's shoes must fucking STINK so fucking good...
>>533957242what can you expect from gamblers
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bros...im so close....
>>533957248but then I'd have to kick you
>>533945458 (OP)Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00
more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiiveโwhether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more
>>533956663There are no stakes or main rivalry, not injures to overcome, not a really emotional moment, not a struggle. Kitasan wins more than she loses and that's it. It's so boring not even a character inside the show can believe it
Is there a list of free rewards we're supposed to get that the Japanese server had?
>>533957242[Showered in Joy] is the most whitewashed SSR card art so far, yeah.
>>533957315bakushin always smells like cherry blossoms
>>533956691Why the fuck do I have an full on erection? What is wrong with me?
>>533956106My team has every front runner red skill on all 3 umas so that my Pace chaser ace can bring home the bacon.
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nyo........
>>533957472Don't start them off again anon...
>>533957094Lewding...Pokke?
Is such a thing possible?
>>533957383this is why you need legal violence in this sport.
>>533956634>>533957008based bakushin bros. i will join you once i get my dupes from the Brian banner
>>533957540bwo? explain yourself
>>533957551What happened? I'm still sort of new to the general
>>533957383This is the worst outcome btw. Draws payout only 4 pieces vs 6 on a defeat and 7 on a win.
>>533957323Usually in other other sport the people who are passionate for the art of it far outnumber the gambler trash. Here though they're the core of the industry and their feelings are what sway the entire perception of the sport. Hence horse racing being soulless shit.
dude, ive got a second spring ticket IN A ROW. AND THEYRE BOTH WITH BAKUSHIN! WHY???
>>533957651i am a grass.......
WARNING WARNING WARNING
THE CREATURE HAS BROKEN CONTAINMENT
IMMEDIATE EVACUATION! I REPEAT IMMEDIATE EJACULATION!
I got Oguri and Mcqueen as random drops, who should I exchange for with the guarantee?
Maruzenski, Rudolf or Silent Suzuka?
>>533957489What the fuck anon
>>533957795suzuka if you like her
maru otherwise
It always feels weird to read real horse trivia about Umas, not because of anything about the trivia itself but because a lot of people tend to write about the narratives in a way that's, I don't know how to put it... completely disconnected from the gambling aspect? Which is like, what horse racing is entirely about.
>>533957383I don't know how, but comparing to Halo and Taiki's legend race, Bakushin's feels like literal RNG where either you or her get boxed
>>533956228Once you're already at your top speed, more acceleration doesn't help you. Does golshis actually get anything out of redshift or shooting after pump iron has done its job?
how many stars do i need to get S on pace chaser or a race type
Maruzensky for the most immediate gains (being able to pass down Red Shift without a borrow).
>>533957489Bait
Have a (You)
But seek help immediately
Is there a gacha simulator for upcoming banners? I need to test my luck on Super Creek's banner because I'll have 10k carats at most and want to get some merges to boost my CM team
>>533957780oh god, they're assembling now
>>533957924trainers, jockeys, owners and farm owners are interviewed not the losers in the stands
>>533957780i can't believe she is still 3 years away
>>533956691Is that halter really necessary
>>533958015>gacha simulatorHave you learned nothing after all those people got misled by the Kitasan simulator?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
For the win x races per career does the game care if they are graded or do the opens count?
>>533958167doesnt matter
feel free to farm opens
>>533957125https://docs.google.com/document/d/15Ihvk2BuhoLbQDNyCPOcvgxSzuj-cL16g8V5ZgM_HeA
>>533958015Yes, search for "binomial distribution calculator"
I always knew there was something hidden beneath her underdog demeanor
>>533957574Collisions would be so cool.
It's not like they can't tone it down to not offend the stakeholders.
Alas, rollerball with umas (and without skates) never.
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what the hell is this do these guys think they're comedians
>>533957936anon, all 3 uniques activate at the same time on this CM race course
goldship will be fucking flying off the second they pop
>>533927617I know I'm five hours late to the argument but anon cygames literally tell you how it works
>>533954586>Miss, that trainer is a happily married man with a wife and child.>>533955727What about the nightly rapes?
>>533957924It amazes me how much the non-gambling laypeople romanticise it when in reality the whole industry's treatment of these majestic, intelligent social animals is so disgusting it's on the same level as cirus shows. Damn shame most countries have moved towards outlawing the use of animals in circus shows yet horse racing is almost entirely unregulated.
>>533957924It is also a sport people are into and follow
It's not just a casino (although it is also a casino)
>>533957681Winning or losing doesn't matter when it comes to the free star shards
Some wins give 6, some defeats gives 7. Only draw is bad as you say which gives 4
Winning only gives you the trophy for first time clear, consecutive wins gives little bonuses like 1 extra shard/money/SP/FP
How reasonable is pace chaser Suzuka if I'm only getting pace chaser skills and none for front runner?
>>533958356>But at this time>Haruurara enjoys the scent of her trainer while also letting the trainer smell her own scent.>... Urara?>Even more trainers by rubbing your own scent on>She was performing an advanced Genohara combination technique that overwrites the scent of other Uma Musume that had permeated her school life.Google TL
>>533958624Circuses are run by gyppos though
>>533958652>It is also a sport people are into and followI've never met a person that follows horse racing that didn't also bet on the races.
cyjews havent given anything for the week of shitty servers
>>533957540I'm sorry bwo but the /uma/ guild does not allow losers. Consider this your letter of termination.
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1.5-3k CARATS SOON
>>533958458I legit had a dream where all the Uma girls were in death race and their cars were all their horse names. At the end of the dream Huara ended up winning because no matter how many times she lost, she would always finish the races.
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>>533957758well, fuck it, rate the build, guess the sparks.
>>533946467>the dicksucking lips on Gorushioh lord give me strength
>>533958789now ask chatGPT and compare
>>533958746Every win has consistently given me 7 plus 1 as a win bonus. My 2 losses have both given me 6. I haven't missed a single race yet. I'm thinking you're full of shit.
>>533958516Explain I'm retarded
>>533958781Worse than any normal pace runner.
>>533958836>letter of terminationThat's a gun.
>>533956856but did you pay for them?
>>533957924Gamblers are subhuman
>>533958926>unique lv2bro do your races
>>533958853I'm tired of support cards, let me pick Opera O already.
>>533958876>had a dream the day before Curren banner that both Curren and Wedding Top Gun/Air Groove Banners were up>donโt even waifu any of those characters>it was just a perceptual 30 minutes of staring at game UI menusI need better dreams
>>533958969really weak effects when inherited. half the acceleration of red shift or iron with the speed of 1/3 of a generic skill
>>533946467Now post an attractive uma cosplay. No traps.
>>533956895bro took a picture with his 2007 iphone
>>533959012I don't get this pairing.
Why?
>>533959135I am tired of not pulling Opera
>>533959160Eat some Chinese food before going to sleep, you'll get there.
>>533957924Gambling is gay. Horses are cool. Ignore the sins of the insustry.
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is this good enough for CM as a pacer.....
>>533959135This but Manhattan Cafe
how can i get opera-tier confidence?
>>533957240>mlb kita and 3lb diahow much did that cost?
>>533955359>missing Teio's comeback race (14th place)this fucking hurts
please stop
>>533959296Real? Iโll try it this week
>>533956145>>533957094this is incredibly sexual to be honest
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>>53395912314 races thoughever, my second ever A rank too
also, stam 1*
>>533959470can you post the stats needed for a pacer......
>>533958853How soon? I have 21k and I don't know if Golshi will be enough to give me a spark for SC banner,
bwos... mejiro ryan's skill never activates... why did you tell me it was good... why did I spend all those statues...
how smart would it be to run 3 frontrunners, give them shooting for victory so that
>3rd front activates SV and passes 2nd
>2nd is now 3rd and activates SV, passing previous 1st
>previous 1st activates SV
thoughts?
>>533959437Opera is a classic fake it till you make it case.
Either way, you have to make the decision to move out (and occasionally get thrown out) of your comfort zone.
>>533956242>trainer goes to congratulate them on a win and finds meek blowing kiryuin's back out behind the stables
>>533945458 (OP)2 days player
i did it
I'm really struggling to train Medium/Long Late surgers, They need speed and power but also stamina, I always end up lacking stamina if I go for power and speed, but getting bare minimum stamina if I go for speed and power...
Any advice? I want to get Nice Natie to A or A+
>>533956691Can horses have twins?
>>5339595451200 speed + 900 stam + at least 1 gold skill
more stam if you can get it
>el condor pasa has a lucha aesthetic
>0% power affinity
>0% guts affinity
>it's speed and wit
WHY
the global release was a mistake.
>>533959732Yes. But it's very dangerous.
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>>533959773is that even possible for daiwa scarlet wtf, this is the recommended deck id have to drop sunday if i wanted to reach that kind of speed for a pacer
>threw a random 10 roll on the Narita Taishin banner and got her
What's she good for?
>>533958817These days, I don't know anyone who is into any sport and doesn't also bet on it
There is a difference between people who go to the track in order to gamble and people who follow a sport and may put some money into an outcome they either think is likely or hope happens because it'd be cool
>>533959732Yeah but when detected they usually kill one of the foals in utero because twin pregnancies and births are very dangerous for the mare.
Some are carried to term though
i got a feeling lot of people are bricking their umas by stubbornly chasing 1200 speed before their other stats are half-decent
>>533958624You're exaggerating in the other direction, while there's no shortage of tales about shitty owners most places nowadays are incetivized to treat their horses well as it benefits them too, and the abuse that goes on elsewhere is nothing special compared to the industrial scale farming other animals are bred for by the millions, horses have it relatively good compared to most.
On average they're somewhere between pets and food which is a good place to be in the animal kingdom.
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>>533956295Ran about 5 room races and it LITERALLY never works, fucking hell
>>533948863Clearly the power of Evil Nature
>>5339599591200 gives big number though.
>Got unlucky rolling for Narita Tashin
>Just 2K carats left
>Smart Falcon soon
>Seiun Sky and Hishi Amazon next month
Im so fucked, bros..
>>533959902brat corrections
>>533958853>No 3* guaranteed make debut ticket.Damn it
>>533946082A girl conceived by a male and a uma will always be a uma
A boy conceived by a male and a uma will always be a human
This is what a real hero looks like
>>533959854Ok thanks for letting us know man really I was wondering what someone on twitter had to think real good stuff thanks
>>533959902hype moments and aura
>>533956295>someone actually fell for it
>>533959841She is fast and smart!
>>533959732They can, you should go read up about Admire Vega's twin.
>>533960030same bro its going to be a tough month eating instant noodles...
>>533960110catch your wit up during summer
>>533948330speed power inspirations?
>>533959673Grats anon. The most fun I had with the game was actually trying to win scarlet's career and getting filtered by the derby before I read a single thing about how to play. good times
daiwa best girl
So what are the green skills I need for cm?
>>533960030I would just pull luckier
>>533960194Hmmmm
No I would not have sex with Mejiro McQueen
Does it matter who your Ace is in Teams?
>>533960091>End closerPermanent bench.
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finally got my first 9 star horse
gray skills could be better but it is what it is I guess
>>533959123Wait, is the unique level dependant on how many races you ran?
>>533960105>>533956376>>533956503noon trainer here, this guy fell for what? idgi
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>>533960105>all week people ballwash the combo>million youtubers praising it>the google doccy puts it front and centers-surely so many people can't be wrong
>>533960205Winter runner, wet conditions, right handed
>>533960303That's just as well, for you are not the one in possession of a hot spring ticket.
>>533959841el cordor pasa is an south american thing, not mexican
>>533960194Didn't this fatty have her own private hot spring at her mansion?
>>533960313>t. skill issue card holder
>>533960345how many fans you have during certain events in senior year
>>533960408It's literally me
so what unique parents do i want for frontrunners?
>maruzensky
and then what?
what if my is maruzensky front? what uniques does she want?
>>533960408HAH! I hope you brought BURN HEAL!
>got a Gold City dupe from the Free SSR ticket
Ehhh... Is it even worth keeping? Unless I'm missing something the card seems pretty useless, feels like 10 rainbow cleats, which gets me 5 SR tickets over a few months, would be worth more
>>533959841wait till you find out she isn't mexican or even anywhere in latin america, she's from kentucky
>>533960374sex with Biko Pegasus
>>533960374Casuals not giving a fuck about guides win again
>>533960528better skills instead of shit inherited uniques for front runners
>>533960528uniques are overrated desu
>>533959989You made this shitty argument last thread, it wasn't compelling. Farming sucks, but food is necessary. Degenerate gamblers getting their fix on a bourgeoise vanity sport isn't.
>>533960393 >>533960507 >>533960579Wait, never mind, I'm extra stupid. I didn't actually click on the image and thought we were talking about Spark level.
>error 390
i didn't even touch anything, it was working fine 2 hours ago
>>533960823class rep, pls...
>>533959841Sounds right for a luchadore build. Their style isnโt being powerhouses afterall
You MUST roll for the META-DEFINING end closer Narita Taishin
>>533960823do your homework
>>533958583>What about the nightly rapes?You deserved it, stop complaining before you get treated worse
learn to be grateful for once in your life
Okay, finally made retention. You can all stop playing team trials now, please and thank you.
>480,766 pts
It's not gonna hold, is it...
pity I didn't get 3* power, but seems decent anyway?
>>533960935Goldshi is better.
>you have to grind for sparks
>you also have to grind for the chance of the sparks to spark in the inspiration
Jesus christ almighty
>>533959673>>533960195a lot of fail to learn what she like
>>533949751>big all-uma bannerH-huh?
>>533960762>Farming sucks, but food is necessaryyou could easily live a vegetarian life nowadays
by that measure, eating meat is also "entertainment", just like horse racing
>>533961084very based deck
>>533960935I've rolled 100 but don't have her
>>533959841She's literally learned 4 languages bro. Of course she's smart.
>>533961215the big banner
the biggest banner
the big banner made specially of all umas
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>>533961215pity any of the umas that came out before.
>>533960469She isn't actually from anywhere near that subhuman shithole, thankfully.
She's just a LARPer from Kentucky.
>>533961283I got her at 120, that was so bad..
>>533960374gaslighting youtuber
gaslighting doc
gaslighting general
gaslighting game
>how to talk to Dream Jaani
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
>>533960935>roll for meta UmaNyo. I'm will to roll for meta supports because they are just cards that sometimes show up during training. But for Umas I will only roll for the ones I like.
FINALLY, I have won the classic triple crown.
All it took was front running and not getting a late start.
>>533960485Obviously but she can't have sex with Trainer-san there or her grandma will find out.
>>533951081this is from a npc concert i did for fun and the front singer is a cutie
>join 10 public CM lobbies
>win 9/10 of them
>get 2nd on the last one
I think I should be good unless I get put into a lobby with a whale or something. Not gonna stop trying to make my Umas better tho.
>>533961253>you could easily live a vegetarian lifeThe effects of such a "diet" are devastating to the human body long-term and it is not even viable short-term if you work as anything other than an office drone or "influencer". You are a fucking moron. Stop trying to play devil's advocate by arguing in bad faith. It's a shitty, stale, boring, and very Jewish shtick.
>>533960762>You made this shitty argument last threadI didn't but I guess someone else must have since it's closer to reality than whatever is in your head, stop shadowboxing.
>Farming sucks, but food is necessary.Meat is a luxury, I'm not a vegan but our slaughtering of animals for food is done purely for the sake of pleasure, humans can and do survive and prosper without it, have done so for ages, the only edge cases where it's genuinely justified is stuff like eskimos hunting seals because for them it's the only option. Nevermind the ruthless conditions most of our animal farming is conducted in, purely because it's cheaper that way, it's an evil that dwarfs horse racing a million times over.
>Degenerate gamblers getting their fix on a bourgeoise vanity sport isn't.It's just weird to see this sort of condemnation when not only it has little basis in the real world but here you are enjoying the fruits of it of something you see as pointless and evil.
>>533961549I just noticed the backup dancer outfit is just the generic idol one without the frills and color swapped...
>>533961580same but I win 1/10 of them
Sprinter Silence Suzuka with shit skills cause I got unlucky with them.
Will she work well in pvp?
>>533961253ive seen enough vegetarian skelemans thanks
>>533951081they dont have the stamina to finish the race, and they're almost always in a bad mood or worse
Tracen should look into what their trainers are doing to these poor NPC uma...
>>533961580Man building debuffers is so fucking hard. I failed 2 careers today with 17* stam parents+debuffer deck because my MLB Kitasan just refused to show up. Got filtered both times by arima kinen. Anyone got any tips for building debuffers nice nature and agnes tachyon?
>>533961607oh you're actually a schizo, nevermind then
>>533960935I am rolling for the DICK-HARDENING Late Surger Eishin Flash
>McQueen has a bunch of photos of all of her closest friends from Spica which makes sense
>But also Palmer gets a spot and a whole photo pinned too
Huh, were her and Palmer that close?
>>533961771>baggy in the chest>tight in the thighsummmm yes...
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS SPECIAL WEEK SUCH A JEW? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY HORSES ARE DEAD BECAUSE THIS STUPID ORPHAN HICK CUNT WON'T COUGH UP GOURMAND?!?!?
>>533957924retard it's not gambling since it's a game of skill
>>533961989plap plap plap get welfare card taxed
>>533961771look at this chestlet and laugh
>>533961831remove one of the shitty debuffer support
put in good card
>>533961957Queen is one of the few that likes Palmer.
>>533961989Spe eats the corpses of failed runs
>>533961989Are you chestnut-colored, per chance?
>>533961349More like she's the "56%" incarnate kek
>>533961989Spe is the nigger of horses
>>533961647It's not even that great desu. I'm missing a lot of skills on my golshi. Just waiting to get 3* from the event so I can build her again with more skills. Same for my debuffers. Couldn't get a lot of skills hints and barely got through URA finals on my NN.
>>533961989what horse are you tring to pass the skill to
>>533960194A terrible run, but it was worth it.
>>533962074sorry that this is too advanced taste for you pleb tongue
>>533960607When it procs in career it gives 20 energy
>anti-meat propagandists in this thread
I'd like to see you sad sacks run a five minute mile on your artificial hippie diet.
>>533962180I can't believe you just said that about Special week, take that back. Right now.
>>533962204jesus
people really take this seriously eh
>>533962280Spoiler that Jesus Christ she's FLAT
>>533959673>>533960195>>533961084>playing for the first time>barely know anything >follow the full story>win URA after like 6 hours on the first try with Daiwa and my shitty starting deckAbsolute kino
If you reply to this post an Uma will break into your room tonight and rape you until the sun rises. Do not reply to this post. It's that easy.
>>533961831Did 3 debuffers run with this (1 stam 1 power parent)
Won all 3
>>533961989top 10 reasons why special week needs to die
>>533962335jokes on you, i can eat meat and fail running a five minute mile at the same time
>>533962267Rice shower. Every run takes spe and creek for gourmand and maestro.
>>5339622044 years of this on anything except sprint btw
>>533962280sorry can't see you over my waifus massive tits
>>533962402Can I pick which uma? If so Dia-chan
>>533959854>troons making up excuses to draw porn of underage characterslol
>homestretch haste
>professor of curvature
>medium straightaways โ
>straightaway acceleration
>swinging maestro
ayup it's time to mog some """builds"""
>>533962469spe is beign racist to her
>>533962350Both debuffers are from my first try building debuffers. The golshi is from a very lucky run I had considering my cards aren't that great.
>>533962335horses are vegetarians and they run a mile in 1:30
what now
> Get the right stat
> URA 3*
> Miss the 10% roll for 3*
Fug.
Also stamina Taiki feels wrong
>>533961957They're relatives, both are Mejiro.
>>533962335All I know is after working as an engineer in dredging for over a decade I've never met a single vegan in the field outside of office reps. You're not doing 12 hour watches of physical labour running on nothing but cabbages and carrots.
>>533962676Whoops. Forgot to add "Look at this golshi tho. Now that's someone who takes this shit SERIOUSLY"
>>533962681they happily eat chickens
>>533961957>MEJIRO Mcqueen>MEJIRO PalmerI dunno,
>>533960762>>533961701>>533961253It's like I'm watching a street brawl but all the participants are just pic related weakly slapping at each other. All while trying to virtue signal the hardest without dying of malnutrition in the process.
>>533962402I'd like to place an order
>>533962431Show your skills. I'm trying to get as many skills as possible.
>>533961957McQueen should've had a couple more scenes with Palmer t b h instead of just one scene
>>533962386i haven try to dump most of stats in to speed, i saw that she started very low, in my mind i didnt think its important for her
i dont want to train nice nature yet until i have her 3* costume...
what stats should i aim for on nice nature for pvp?
>>533962402One of the goths plz
>Slipstream is fairly consistent
>Ramp up barely activates (I assume because pace uma overtakes the opponent too late)
>Tail held high works, but mostly because you use a bunch of other skills
>Playtime literally never activates (Again, probably because your uma doesn't actually go in front of the opponent after overtake)
yeah so, i'm thinking i'll just spam stats and generic skills
>>533963031You don't hang out with your siblings at school
Here is an AI generated image of Director Akikawa wishing you goodnight if she were a ningen
>>533963006Missing 2 subdued skills
Can't be bothered to try anymore
>>533963193Why is she so sweaty
extreme content
do not open
>>533963227No flustered skills?
>>533962402bratty trainers need correction
>>533960935sry, not right before the superior Narita: Narita Brian
>>533962681>herbivore gets majority of its nutritional requirements from plantsWow.
And hay isn't a vegetable.
>>533963193now post the unredacted one
>>533963193>ifIf Aki was an Uma, then why aren't I racing? Fucking idiot!!
>>533962402Don't be silly anon, everyone knows umas dont rape, otherwise there would have been thousand of cases (which clearly don't exist)
Do anything special to immerse yourself while playing? I've started drinking carrot juice.
>>533963375>Have you heard>I haven't
>>533963314You kinda need good parents for those (and luck)
>>533963592no, but i respect your autism, friend
>loading hints are impossible to read on pc
nice game umatards
>>533963448hay is a fruit?
been playing since release
still don't have a single A rank honse
>>533963592I started chasing women in the part while screaming "No late start!!" at them.
>>533963592i listen to umapyoi desu (trainer version) on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVaPt9hKOGk
>>533963592I've started fucking actual horses.
>>533963680The loading hints are written by the green lady.
The green lady lies.
Do not believe her lies.
>>533963592I snack on carrots
>>533963592I put on Initial D playlist when doing maru career
>>533963592>immerse yourselfI become the Oguri Cap
>>533963375Idiosyncratic gif...
>>533963467No.
>>533963470Becasue you do not currently meet the age requirement to attend Tracen Academy as a student, Director.
>>533963785You've been doing that.
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why does Daiwa have guts 20% how am I supposed to make her viable?
>>533963835you need 100lb rice in one sitting for that lad
>>533963592I play while on the treadmill and raise the speed to running speed during races
>>533963778Thats great trainer + soulless bitch version
This is proper trainer version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaO2p0lL4s
>>533963946Becoming the number one trainer for the number one horse.
>>533963946Estelle is a B-rank Bracer, she can easily keep up with Umas!
>>533963592I listen to pirate music while praying Tanino Gimlet gets added early
>r-reroll for Fine Motion!!!
I can't believe I fell for this shit
A full month of playing and I haven't touched the card since my first week, should've just rerolled for MLB Super Creek instead
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757976647052
Need a club bwo's
>>533963946>lowtiergodspeedpowerstamina.gif
>>533963592I've started asking busty older women if they want to play goo goo babies with me
Are there any other keiba bangers like this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFMHs_9pDCk
>>533964078yeah you're right I should train vodka instead
>>533963592I turn off skip when I'm in the mood of self-inserting as Toraina-san.
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>>533962335>he doesn't know that 1 represents the intellect, 2 is thought and 4 is justice because 2 + 2 are equally even>he doesn't know that numbers don't need to be perceived by humans to exist>he doesn't know that 3 is the divine number of all things, a concept abrahamic religions "borrowed" after greek numerologists already figured it out>he willingly diminishes himself by displaying injustice to an animal, creatures which are sentient but minimally rational>he doesn't know that Empedocles still won his chariot races on a vegetarian dietall western philosophy, mathematics, science, music, art and religion were derived from vegetarian numerologists. eating meat diminishes your spirit. i bet you're a fucking bean eater too
>>533964089Estelle can't even keep up with the news...
>>533962681>horses are vegetariansAnything is an omnivore if it feels like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKYAYPWI268
And I can beat any animal on Earth in a race because I have a gun.
>>533964094lol gaslighted
What's better: LB1 Tazuna or LB3 Aoi?
I never hear people talk about Aoi for support.
>>533963731An advanced student, I see.
>>533960935I'd rather roll for my wife.
>>533964296>shoot African Water Buffalo>it gores you before it diesUh, you lost little bro.
>>533964094Imagine rerolling
Face your fate like a man
>>533962280>Wears the paizuri outfit>Can't give paizuri
>>533962681>horses are vegetariansThis guy has never browsed /an/.
>>533964328not falling for this meme
>>533964094yeah I fell for it too
>>533964470Please refrain from reminding me of heinous shit I want to forget, anon.
>>533964094yeah i dunno if im missing something but so fare Super Creek seems a lot more useful, by a long shot
>>533963946its good for beginners because you can clear career pressing only speed & guts
>>533964094This and kitasan not being as insane as she was made out to be are why I'm not taking advice from this general anymore. Just going to roll for what I want.
>>533964094Muh Practice Perfect
>>533964595swinging maestro is one hell of a drug
Is there an uma that's similar to Blemishine? I'm contemplating playing this game, but I don't want to betray my no.1 horse wife.
>>533964862What about Teio abusing you?
>>533964709I love using my 3LB Kitasan but the whole global retardation about that card was insane
Bro, just roll on her rerun
>>533964959Teio wouldn't do that
>its mc time and there are 2 ace marus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k11_yGqAKKk
>>533964862she belongs to maku
What about Teio abusing my penis with her feet
>>533964709>This and kitasan not being as insane as she was made outmy mlb kita carries my ass lmao
>>533965142i would ask her to do that
>>533965142It's called stamina training
>finally build a king halo for the backushin legend race
>it ends tomorrow and I spent the 3 tickets trolling
Hoo hoo I'm killing myself
umas be like
>makenai!
and then lose. What's up with that?
>>533964959it's not abuse it's love
>>533964437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEyV58fkVo4
>it gores you before it di-ACK
My Bakushin now has her 3* outfit instead of the generic one. Thank you, Legends Race, for being not hard at all.
Is this a sick joke why the FUCK are all her races Miles?
>>533964094I got tricked into MLBing Kitasan. The card is good, yeah, but it's not broken by itself: you gotta stack up bonuses from your MLB SRs on top of it to see those crazy 100 speed trainings.
gime an immage for the next bread, first come first serve, future pics go for future threads
I need exactly 25 statues for 3* king, do I cave in and get her? I got like 190 statues
Sending Teio to the glue factory with Tachyon
>>533965391>Not being hard>Bakushin smoked by King Halo 5 out of 6 times
>>533965298Mounting your trainer then beating him when he starts fighting back is not stamina training.
>>533965514bitch what are you collecting those statues for
Damn, urara's fan gain is so low that you can't spam G1 races even if the inspiration turf/long spark hits early
Wait, Fine Motion is fucking shit? I just started playing and I got her alongside SSR El Condor Pasa and Yukino Bijin, so I thought I was a luck god...
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>>533965409Stupid 4 eyes.
>>533965547I wanna atleast 4* Tamamo...
>>533965523Tachyon might enjoy learning about glue manufacturing, but Teio will surely get bored
>>533965524Show me the stats
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HOPE
>>533965672stars above 3 dont really do anything and getting below 3s to 3 actually does matter
>>533964235The perennial fact that parochial self-identified intellectuals have always seethed at is that those incapable of violence (for not partaking of the sustenance our bodies evolved around) will always be subject to those who are.
Don't bother navel-gazing if you can't even work out your praxis.
>>533961580>lose every single race after postingOk guys this isn't funny. Which one of you cursed me. Please have mercy on me.
>>533965948You don't love your horses
>>533966368you dont love them enough to give them their outfits
>>533965968>watch out eating a hamburger means i'm capable of violencea diminished spirit produces a diminished mind
>>533962018what the fuck are you talking about
>>533949601hes literally me. god i love umapyoi densetsu. im going to listen to it while i lift today.
>>533949601Trainer is the fucking best
>>533963832last time i put some initial d music when playing maru carrer i almost jumped from my chair and probably broke my pc, so im afraid to hear it when playing her carrer or other umas in general
im starting to really like this goof
>>533961580>lose 10/10 races after posting this Nevermind. Back to the drawing board holy shit. Some of the Umas in the public lobbies are insane.
>>533964158if you can get an invite and there is some slot open tell them to add me 437187152768
Daily reminder to just do your "do x races" with sprinters and enjoy 1k carats in 15 minutes.
>>533967457it's almost as if luck is the biggest factor like we've said many times here
looking for club that has active players
537278960594
>>533968975I'm still not sure exactly which ones are safe to do and which aren't. how often are you doing 3+ races in a row outside of immune ones like a goal race as the 3rd?
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