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>>536059690 (OP)
My wife Winning Ticket has some nice winning tits.

nigga

This is a murderer.

>>536059690 (OP)
>UWAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hate Agens Digital. Please give me a wife that isn't her.

No rape this thread okay?

>>536059584
Seems like Gold Ship is her biggest role? She's really good.

ulala...

i love taiki so much

https://files.catbox.moe/t0le3i.webm

>>536059843
Sexual exhaustion is a peaceful way to go.

>>536059937
Luring in Umas from tryouts and raping them all day, telling them its stamina training.

>>536059937
*rapes u*

>>536059843
Lover*

15 hours till CM, are you ready?

>>536060036
That "Um... Okay!" is so good.

Open spoiler for prime uma rape non consensual uma on trainer sexual action and violence.

>>536060225
Free carats? Sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWWWCjOfKVY

>Unlucky lack of rainbows
>No Maestro
So close to being good.....

>>536060225
No, I'm fittna get absolutely reamed. Gonna get my shit smashed smoove off. Such is the life of an F2Pleb

when do i get more songs
when do i get the chiyono song

>>536060083
What the- Brian you can't just come in through the window

>>536060225
I am ready to sandbag from graded all the way down to open loser

>>536059946
450-500 stamina should just barely net you a Tenno Sho win with Mcqueen. But if you can hit 600 stamina and 350-400 speed, 300-350 power, it's practically a slam dunk. Run two or even three stamina cards for her, and you should do pretty well. She's a staying champion, love that honse so much. She takes awhile to get her career going, but hunting for extra long races and fucking curbstomping them is just *chef's kiss*

>>536059690 (OP)
I can't wait to unlock Ticket and Vodka's outfits

>>536060036
I can see how someone would find her voice and Englishisms annoying but I really like her delivery

RUDOLF
MARUN
YOU ARE CERTIFIED HAGS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE DEBUTTING IN URA CAREER?

>>536060225
By my calculations, half the server won't do it, 40% of the server has shit horses, 8% of the server has shit horses that they think theyre good, 1.5% have decent horses and 0.5% have genetically engineered horses trained to rape since birth.
I'd say im ready.

>>536060357
post supports

don't think i can make any competent long uma with this selection, and i'm even picking full stamina parents

>>536060014
What happens if you remove and upgrade it? What skill it turns into

>>536060437
The Mcfatty ssr is not bad and you can uncap it with crown points

>>536060225
No, I've decided to focus my efforts on breeding instead. It's funner than stressing on 1 event

>>536060036
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

>>536060357
Wait, doesn't Daiwa have a default high tier recovery skill?

>>536060225
I swear if Teio CM run ends before the championship I quit

>>536060437
get more club points to 2LB mcqueen and rice shower, then borrow an MLB super creek. It's the F2P option.

>>536059584
If we're talking about seiyuu, then my biggest confusion is why cyge used Yui Ogura as Manhattan Cafe. She's the defacto top idol seiyuu after the yukari/nana/yui horie generation and cyge used her for a role that isn't idol-ish at all.

>>536060536
Only if you pay the half million monies to unlock it

>>536060437
mcqueen 2lb + top gun + borrowed creek is better than nothing. I hope you have kitasan 3lb though

>>536060424
if you play their career you are seeing their debut, time makes no sense in this world!

>>536060225
My Goldship doesnt even have Maestro and I dont even care

>>536060483
pretty sure it just removes the debuff

goldship talks like chatgpt

>>536060491
>>536060437
Wait, I have to use stamina cards?

>>536060675
stamina is for medium and long

>>536060638
Maestro sucks in CM. It procs on the first corner every time and does jackshit

>>536060036
Is this actually what Americans speaking Japanese sound like?

>>536060675
yea? how else you get stamina up for her long runs? Did you fall for the gaslighters here?

>>536060424
Did you hit your head anon? The current year is 1976, come on, let's win the maiden debut!

>>536060721
bro your gourmand

>(You) are having terrible luck with partnering up with an Uma
>one day, when you're feeling down, you coincidentally happen upon Dream Journey who shows off her racing skills
>very coincidentally, she also doesn't have a trainer because her frame is so small and trainer thinks she has potential
>maybe you two should team up
>Orfevre meets you one day and thinks you suck
>questions her sister why she would demean herself with a naive rookie trainer
>"That's exactly why I teamed up with him."


>later you find out that one of the Umas that was suppose to be with you and then rejected you in fact traded with Dream Journey for her trainers
>a veteran expert trainer was scouting Dream Journey and in a very coincidental discussion about trainers, Dream Journey says she can swap trainers
>when confronted, she admits it
>says the other Uma simply did not deserve (You) and was shallow

>reveals that several years ago, the two of you were admirers of a racing Uma that was an underdog
>when the two of you were watching one of her races, (You) offered her a seat since she was short and needed a better seat
>(You) were so sincere about that Uma one day winning that from this point Dream Journey decided you were the one who was going to be her trainer
>recognized (You) on her first day at Tracen
>all those coincidences of (You) not getting any Umas? hmmmmm...

>at the end of her story, some thugs steal your wallet
>Dream pretends she doesn't notice and tell you to go enjoy the summer festival
>she goes back alone to basically kill the thieves and get your wallet back
>a character that believes in (You)r kindness and naivety
>but behind your back she's the Punisher that will get her hands dirty

>>536060595
alll umas are idol though

>>536060083
Living rent free in Brian's head!

>>536060675
You know that guide doc made by HONORABLE JAPANESE VETERANS? Yeah the builds mostly suck. Power cards are a fucking joke so you actually want to inherit power and use stam cards.

do inherited Unique Skill also trigger only on condition or they get a Wit Check?

>>536060712
>>536060750
Someone said I can just use speed and wit cards but just press stamina sometimes and it would work out

>>536060491
>2lb sc borrow
why the would you do that? you missed out on several turns of potential rainbow training

cuuuute

>>536060841
Both

>>536060485
>>536060578
i got cucked out of crown points last month so with luck i'll be able to 2LB-3LB Mcqueen but not sure about Rice Shower, may have to see how much i get
>>536060606
>I hope you have kitasan 3lb though
haha... 200 rolls and had to spark, truth be told i didn't roll on the creek banner so maybe that would've improved my deck, i just decided to save for new umas instead
guess my best option is 3-3 and check how good is a MLB kitasan compared to a MLB SC
thanks chaps
>>536060675
remember you get like 400 extra stats in career, those won't help you in TT or CM personally i just want competent characters for each distance

>>536060491
Have a better Super Creek, not MLB though
947096590989

>>536060841
Wit check when they meet the condition, same as every other skill

imagine when the normies figure out that the umas have penises...

>>536060924
Wow, thats bullshit

>>536060931
yeah, mine inside them

>>536060805
>she goes back alone to basically kill the thieves and get your wallet back
Wife material.

>>536060805
Is this the biggest yandere Uma?

>>536060852
You got gaslight dancered.

>>536060860
The problem was speed rainbows, it was just really unlucky even with kita

>>536060947
Not sure why the obsession tongue long tongue. I want Dia to have noot faces instead

I just watched Bubble Gum Fellow's story on YT and honestly I don't remember anything outside of her knowing english
Feels like it was the same story on repeat until the "date" and beach chapter

>>536060805
I need more Uma story summaries like this.

>>536060852
Works with career not in anything else.

>>536060491
I usually run 4 speed and 2 stamina. Do you find 3/3 to be more consistent?

uhh bros? uma for that farm?

>>536060852
for career sure
for anything else? lmao

>>536060931
contrary to that hentai, the clitoris does not turn into a horse penis

>>536060036
NO!
MOTTO MOTTO
BERIEVE
HERD
DESU.

>>536060989
Depends on what this girl's career will look like in a few weeks.

I guess I'd to scrap the 3rd aces idea...

>>536060036
Fukukitaru's autism combined with Taiki's engrish combined with the Bakushin in the background makes me feel like I'm going insane

>>536061130
>few weeks
More like in two days

Third stamina card for my looonnnng mati?

>>536060805
>conveniently leaving out the real initial reason why Dorija chose (You)

We're reaching levels of gaslight that shouldn't be possible.

>>536060805
These threads have made me fall for Dream Journey...

>>536060815
why is she SO FUCKING CUUUUUUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>536061159
it's the full experience

>>536060947
mm bro?
why did you repost?

>>536061130
>only has nail polish on her ring finger
She’ll (you)creep all other umas.

>>536061079
BAKUSHIN

>>536061079
run goldshit

>>536061079
5 speed Bakushin with Tazuna

imagine getting milked dry

>>536060437
Don't forget - you're fighting vs people having same problems in TT. You can kinda get away with less. She'd have a thousand stam but she decided to get a slacker (just before 5 support stack on stam of course and failed it) and then 2 mood downs in a row. Run was good otherwise.

>>536060947
saaar do not reupload saaaar

>>536060748
Not sure, but it's believable because English has those shitty random rising intonations that make it sound really gay, unless you're a big breasted anime horse. Spoken languages are supposed to be cool monotones like Japanese.

>>536061206
Enlighten me.

>>536061079
Bakushin is the easiest

Pace Brian or Late Brian?

>>536060036
I love uma engrish
https://litter.catbox.moe/vbcnyb16w3iiarhm.mp4

>>536061197
cafe for long

>lose
>become more feminine

>>536061348
Pace to get more stamina options for her

>>536061197
3lb cafe > 4lb queen

>>536061206
So she's another uma that trains the trainer?

Just your daily reminder that special priority is a useless stat because it does literally nothing and kitasan is a meme card
>4 speed cards
>2 stam cards
>standard session of getting relationships orange and just chasing rainbows
>lvl 2 str in senior year
Great game.

>>536061443
his G1 gear is a suit bro

Can someone please post turbo segs webm

>>536061340
She outright admits that her initial reason for choosing (You) was because your kindness made you easy to control.
[/spoiler]Of course, by the end of her story you're basically family and the becomes her reason for sticking with you.[/spoiler]

>>536061323
i don't check other umas stats but man i feel like i reached the point where all 3 are 3* and reached an A, and not a wit kind of A, not that i mind losing or even demoting from class 6, but my autism makes me build competent umas, i'll keep what you guys say on mind and try to balance stats too, thanks!

>>536060805
>she goes back alone to basically kill the thieves and get your wallet back
huh?

>>536061580
>[/spoiler]Of course, by the end of her story you're basically family and the becomes her reason for sticking with you.[/spoiler]

I believe I can win CM as long as I never face a single 1200/1200 Oguri Cap

>>536061580
ctrl + s next time

>>536061554
>Because I am her rival
after I read that post that said rival = girlfriend I can't stop seeing as everyone want to hate fuck everyone

>>536061609
no no no NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO

Should I?

>>536061580
>wow Sirius looks cool and sounds good let's check her out
>Trains you instead
>wow Dorijo looks really cute and sounds soothing let's check her out
>Trains you instead
Why does this keep happening...

>>536061647
I just need the other player to have a competent neicha to nuke all oguris out of existence.

>>536061681
How do you have so much money?
>t. spent all mine

I want to stuff my face into Kitasan's kitas

>>536061609
yes yes yes YES YES YES YEEEEEESSS

>>536061681
>a million monies
do you like her? are you waiting for another character? if it's clear DO IT

>>536061613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AGNK-ZR8ZU&list=PLZZs1PbjEQddIXpiJ09P2vyU8CaUgb-TB&index=7&ab_channel=LotoDS&start=217

I know it's not medium S but which one please

>>536061317
Only Hishi Akebono is in charge of my milking

>>536061724
It's the money from the Gold Ship event, I should be asking you how did you spend all of it so fast

>>536061724
Nta but run a ton of careers and only upgrade what you actually use

>>536061778
bro your wit wtf

>>536061825
it's canon

>>536061778
bitch is dumber than a bag of rocks

>they killed off Suzuka in-game too
Bros...

>>536061874
She's speaking from the US dummy

>>536061940
aka uma heaven

>>536061874
why are they celebrating over her death

>>536061659
And the mobile equivalent?

>Gold ship trying to close on the last corner when BIWA HAIYAI IS ALREADY 7 LENGTHS AHEAD ON HER FINAL SPURT
hold shit this is playing with a handicap

>>536061825
>>536061868
I have smarter ones but they can't handle nature's stinky aura

>>536061874
WFH has changed people...

>>536062015
>And the mobile equivalent?
suicide. phoneposters should be hanged.

use 0lb kitasan and borrow mlb creek or use 0lb creek and borrow mlb kitasan?

>>536061989
weird heaven when she manages to come back from later

i don't know why, but i love her voice

>>536062182
borrow kita always, 0 creek is fine as a maestro bot

>>536062182
bwo, you are unbelievably bricked.
borrow MLB Kita since she is a god card. it's enough to just take 0LB Creek for Maestro

>>536062223
SEKAI

>>536062223
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA

>>536062013
Fuck Sunday.

>>536062274
>>536062285
SOU

>>536061778
this is why people say that money can't buy good horses.

>>536062223
DESU NE

>>536060805
I'm starting to hate Orfevre already, why did they make such a coward female Gil?

>>536062289
What Uma Is this?

I need a long racist to replace an uma who keeps on losing on TT and I don't want to improve her, who do I pick?

>>536062438
#YOLO

>>536062379
Sunday Silence, Manhattans ghost friend

Fuck Nature

>>536062438
those plump scarlets...

Here's your canonically GLUE'd horses bros
>Fujimasa March
>Ayrton Symboli
>Osaichi George
>Legend Teio (the Niger in CG's cour 1 final race)
>Samson Big

>>536060805
Tell me something about the ever shilled gorilla donna

>>536062438
>those stats at summer camp
well might as well, the run is already bricked anyway

I am not rolling for Brian because he's not meta.

>>536061874
She's trapped in cyberspace actually.

>>536062484
That's someone's daughter!

i just got the best run i've ever had but i got absolutely fucked on rainbows so I had to skip all the g1 races and i didn't even get 1200 speed. what do i pick from here? so i can narrow it down.

>>536062483
Ok.

>>536062496
is cygames running dry on horses to make into umas if they pick someone like samson big to be an uma

>>536062594
red shift, swinging maestro and gourmand

>>536062594
Triple gold corners for sure.
Ditch all the uniques except super car's.
Green skills, gourmand, and pace corner/stright are also good. Ditch everything else.

manhattan cafe has a 30% stamina growth

After getting Mati to 3* I became incapable of making her win...

>>536062678
Pandering to the tranny crowd I see.

>>536062752
she gives me 100% penis growth

>>536062678
Why can't they add non japanesu horses?

>>536062814
holy shit
LITERALLY RENT FREE

>>536062752
Why the hell did they do that when the real horse was sickly as hell?

>Try to do a improve on Teio
>Hotspring ticket
Well, there goes my first time
Goldship got boxed in so she couldn't go

>>536062842
holy shit
literally cope

>>536062573
and soon to be someone's mother

>>536062745
the inheriteds drop the time down by a lot. is having multiple not good wit wise?

>>536062814
???

>>536060805
Stop getting gaslit by women, you fucking mongs
That's just a woman, but with horse tendencies

>>536062496
>Ayrton Symboli
>March 2004 Deregistration of stallion due to unknown resale
I get that he never won a G2 or higher but this is still surprising, multiple G3 winner, Symboli horse owned directly by Wada, Rudolf's son, I wouldn't think they would just lose him like that.

Love your director

>>536062916
You're only going to activate duty every 1% races or so.

>>536062903
Hope you're happy with the daughterwife brat for life

Did uma ever collab with big IPs like Demon Slayer or Sorcery Fight?
Persona 5?
Imas?

>>536062428
special week max stamina + double gold recov

>>536063071
uma is kinda hard to collab in
the gameplay is somewhat insular

>>536062428
mc and spe

>>536062678
i don't even remember her being announced but all i know is that she's a tie in with the star blossom manga. aside from that she's literally missing from basically anything uma related as if everyone just forgot about her just like the actual samson big.

>>536063071
the kentucky derby

>>536062501
She trains you to be the strongest trainer in tracen
By strongest, I mean physically
You'll still probably lose to umas so idk

>>536062460
lost that, next year got 3 rainbows again, lost that again
>>536062510
bwo you do know there's two summer camps right?

>>536063127
oh now I see
Samson Big is Cygames trying to do another Haru Urara

>>536062678
Strong Canopus energy with this one

She's so cute. I want to adopt her.

>>536063168
this hag is too cute

>>536063218
ANON NO
SHE WILL EAT YOUR SAVINGS

>>536063119
Just collab with Arknights, they have horse girls.

>>536063218
FAT

>>536063119
It's just costumes on the horse no

>>536062594
red shift
spring runner 1 (pick 2 if you have leftovers)
swinging maestro
gourmand

the rest is a free for all

>>536063218
She's gonna eat you if you don't keep her fed.

>>536063249
It's Oguri, she's gonna get that money back running

>>536063173
yeah she only ever won one G3

>>536063119
collab with kemono friends

>>536063071
Do Top Gun and Godzilla x Kong count?

>>536063342
there are ideas you keep to yourself anon

>>536063171
>another Haru
She's not even that popular in JP, she became huge in the West because everyone loves an underdog

>>536063256
TWO NTRs?

>>536063353
How did it manifest inside the game itself?

>>536061804
nta but Pot 5 golshi and neicha tends to do that.

Top Road looks like a top cutie

>>536063127
It sounds like the real Samson Big likely just died of old age in obscure retirement at a riding club at some unknown time in the 2010s, not as MIA or as bad as some of the others desu senpai

>>536063414
Having more underdog stories in a sports game is almost a necessity
There is only so many "and then this uma won everything" stories that you can write

>>536063414
She's pretty popular early on though, she just fell off hard.

>>536063414
>She's not even that popular in JP
Neither was Haru until she was shilled hard.

Me on the right

Little known fact: rice shower is very cute.

>>536061804
I leveled 2-3 support cards. Upgraded potential to lvl 3 for 4 horses. Golshi money mostly gone. How the fuck do you actually get money in this game?

>>536063548
McQueen is the self-insert isn't it

>>536062956
>jobbed to Turbo
He's an embarrassment to the bloodline

>>536063548
Why does toreinah look like he's the MC of a Korean manga

wish you could use alts with each other in some capacity

it is essential that the game has some utter losers in it too

>>536063609
Running and doing the daily races, however, that money usually goes away because i'm constantly re-stocking horses and getting some star pieces, the 3* hurt the most

>>536063548
im fine with trainers with faces in umatore artworks but i think this is doing too much

>>536063582
I know this little known fact.
She is winning most of her room matches for CM, I have high hopes for her.

>>536063548
Why is the Torena hot?

>>536063040
Yes! I AM!

>>536063662
You can't put alts on the same team? That sucks.

>>536063548
bwos am I supposed to be horny for McQueen or the torena...

>>536063736
cant be on same team cant use both as legacies.

>>536063548
Female artist moment.

>>536062223
Her singing voice is so drastically different from her in-character voice lole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbKc5E1Cka8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFgc3MgRIzg

>>536063612
Yeah, which is as based an a female artist can get.

>>536061681
I've been grinding Taishin for CM and almost never end up taking encroaching shadow, but it's pretty good on long tracks, so if you want to use her next CM, go ahead.

>>536063256
>just give your umamusume rock cancer
Why though

>>536063548
>trainers that look like this get all the G1 winners
it is not fair
im here stuck training fucking Mint Drop instead

>>536063715
I have been desperately trying to get S med on mine. So far I only have an S mayonnaise.

are you ever able to switch the girls to their casual outfits for races?

>>536063548
Chad artist moment

>gets jealous of her own plushie
Is Oguri retarded?

From what I've read on accel it seems like it's completely useless apart from near the start and end of the race. Why do mid-race accel skills exist at all then?

>>536063582
Hmm, proof?

Which Trueina are you?
>T man
>Guy
>Korean manhwa protag

>Golshi rolls night owl right before Make Debut
>Mood Bad
>Welp, sho ganai, still gotta race. Ive been hearing that I should always front run the early races anyway, so fuck it, lets try it out.
>Win with G front aptitude (but only by 1L)
>Mood down from night owl. Mood Awful. -10 energy.
>Recreate, get karaoke, mood back to normal.
>3 people are on SPD so I take that. (I feel like this is the biggest risk I take in this story. Luckily night owl doesn't punish me)
>Recreate again. Great Fortune, night owl cured. Mood good. +30 energy.
Back on track baby.

>>536063873
same reason professor of curvature exists, only for frontrunners.

>>536063820
Mint drop has a very kissable 5head tho.

Good enough?

>>536063718
Drawn by Mejiro McQueen herself

>>536063791
She's even better in miles, her kit just activates all at once in last spurts.

>>536063708
Pretty sure when everyone saw the manhwa ass face everyone accepted this artist is selfinserting as mcfatty

>>536063548
woman moment

>>536063935
Cute girl

>>536063970
>Everyone will be racing using the same characters in CM
Not Okay.

>>536063873
I thought they were basically cope maneuver skills.

i want to train Heart Blowup

>>536063935
Old manlet

>>536063935
The Admiral.

>>536063935
I am the Man!

>>536064054
Nah people's aces will be varied enough. Evil Nattie just seems too fun though

>>536063970
>No anti goldship

>>536063935
I am literally spicaman

>>536064009
which is based

>>536064009
Is there a better vehicle for self inserts than McQueen?

Man, what the fuck were they thinking with pearl? they should've given her spot to One inch of love or mini cactus

>>536063970
No, where the fuck are your End Closer debuffs you're gonna get skullfucked by goldshi

>>536063935
Mild mannered looking man is peak Tore-chan.

>>536063935
what about the AGP option?

I volunteer

>>536063970
>270 guts
It's never been so gluover

>>536064215
tranny faggot

>>536064137
I want to say Spe, but now that I think about it, McQueen fills the roll of protag better than Spe

>>536064173
These are cringe as hell. Look like isekai-tier bland self-insert.
Either go T-head trainer or chad manhwa trainer, there's no in-between.

>>536063935
T man since it reminds me of my Kancolle days

>>536064009
honestly? based

I saw a video saying that gatekept and late starts are actually beneficial for end closers? Is this actually true?

>>536062956
>just lose him
Weird way of saying "slaughtered". Why the euphemism bro?

KITAHARA
JONES

>>536064360
That doesn't make sense, it just means you start running later. You're just letting other umas have a head start

>>536064324
I like the Sirius and Air Groove trainer.

>>536064360
Situationally golshi can benefit from gatekept because it doesn't really hurt her, there's an event where she can intentionally get it, and it reduces score if for instance you wanted to stay under B+

are you too proud to admit you wouldnt be a cute uma that gets fucked by a chad trainer

>>536064137
suzuka if you like spicaman

>>536064215
What is AGP?

>>536064137
Nope, McQueen is THE bottom in any given pairings, be it with male torenas or with Gold Ship or Ikuno. I've never seen fanart with McQueen as the top.

>>536064360
for positioning mostly, doesnt really matter that much.

>>536063935
Would you let me train you?

>>536063935
Hopemaxxing Torena-san

>>536064310
Week is a cute country bumpkin, she is a great vehicle to explore a foreign setting but not for self insertion.
McQueen is literally a silver haired noble born daughter with multiple rivals a rich family history, has a lot of quirky moments and a heart of gold, she is a good girl fantasy.

I love special week for being incredibly cute though.

okay so from that insane list of skills all i could get was this. on my best medium s run ever.
did i fuck up anywhere here?

>>536064516
Kino...

>>536064173
Teio is such a fun-sized girl.

My umas just ate me how am i supposed to train them now?

>>536064137
Biko Pegasus

>>536064173
Literally me with my wife.

fellas I was just on the youtubes and there was this video that said the earth is flat. Is this true?

Why didn't Cygays make Treve into a real playable uma...

Tracen Uma are probably rich as fuck from winning G1 race and merchandising, but what about other uma? Like Oguri's mom for example, how did she afford Oguri's food?

>>536064215
For (you) agp-non
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUTwkADDKtI

>>536064360
It might be beneficial in very rare cases but its more likely to fuck you over, particularly in a CM context. All the goldshis I've seen with gatekept have performed worse than goldshis without

>>536064470
That little glance said a million words, SuzukaxSpica Toreina is just good.

>>536064475
You haven't seen enough then, there is plenty of her with Teio as McQueen as top.

we need more fat unc trainer archetypes so that whales can self insert

>>536064618
yes, don't fall off

>>536064628
>teio and blonde teio

>>536064471
tranny lingo you don't need to care about

>>536064643
what a cursed post overall

>5 gold sparks out of 6
>4 lines of medium
>not a single medium S
What is the point of this game?

Gold City is hot

>>536064471
Autogynephilia (derived from Greek for "love of oneself as a woman"[13][a]) is a term coined by Blanchard[14][28][15] for "a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a female",[13][29] intending for the term to refer to "the full gamut of erotically arousing cross-gender behaviors and fantasies".[13] Blanchard states that he intended the term to subsume transvestism, including for sexual ideas in which feminine clothing plays only a small or no role at all.[30] Other terms for such cross-gender fantasies and behaviors include automonosexuality, eonism, and sexo-aesthetic inversion.[28]

time for bakushin to die

>>536064360
My CM golshi has gatekept and it’s not nearly as cool as in practice as it is in theory.

>>536064635
Oguri's mom was a breeding uma.

I've run out of time to fail some more so I'm going to have to pick a failure, which Golshit do I run?

Started paying more attention to generic Umas, and some of the names are just heartbreaking.

What was the meta for Gemini cup on the Korean server?

>>536063935
Literally me

>>536064628
Is there a reason she looks like teio or is it just same face syndrome?

>>536060036
>>536060265
if the clip was just cropped to the umm okay part that'd be great

>>536064704
>>536064762
Ah yes. That poster should be ashamed.

>>536064779
Why do people use 4 speed when you can hit max/near max perfectly fine with just 3?

>>536064810
2

>>536064635
Spica Trainer is literally on a shoestring budget

>>536064173
idonum's trainer designs are nice. not too flashy but still unique. aside from them i really like the trainer designs from other well-known uma fancomic artists, fits the same criteria

>>536064810
>he is such a metaslave he is running umas he doesn't even like
sad!

Why yes Trainer I am someone like you who wishes to bring out the true potential of these fascinating creatures you call Uma Mesume. May your career trainings overflow with curses and blessings.

>>536064762
my eyes

>>536064925
I like Gold Ship, it's just mine are kinda golshit.

>>536064882
I don't have MLB srs

>>536064635
She has a normal job, not all uma are racers.
Although from the looks of it she's a single mom, hopefully she's living the rich life now with how much Ogurin has won.

>>536064882
4 speed is obviously more consistent and less reliant on RNG
You are more likely to hit triple rainbows with 4 speed than 3

>>536064882
Bakushin

>>536064845
>>536064954
cmon this is 4chan
throw a rock and you hit an anon that has fantasized about being an anime girl

>>536064009
>enjoy a franchise definitely made to appeal to men, old men
>self inserts as one the female casts that definitely gets banged by the self insert for the male demographic
based?

>>536064360
I'm the one who mentioned it here 5 days ago (I don't know whether it's true, just talking out of my ass). I think there's one anon who took it seriously and think it's a good idea.

>>536064940
I expect a lot of mood downs a migraine in first year, night owl 2 days before a long race with an instant unforgeable mood down before it and slacker before summer thank you.

>>536064998
Maybe. But you're just begging for attention by posting that kind of stuff. That's lame.

>>536064387
It's not impossible but there's no confirmation or any lead and it would be more trouble than gain for Symboli ranch if he got turned into meat I imagine, so could've just as easily keeled over or faded into obscurity.

>>536064552
>green skills
rng for TT and spring runner won't proc on the CM, do pace chaser corners

>>536065107
>spring runner won't proc on the CM
>CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm

>>536062496
Wait what happened to daitaku Yamato?

Was there a horse names big dog?

>>536065107
What? They absolutely proc.

>>536065107
>spring runner wont proc
EVERY HOUR IS GASLIGHTING HOURS

>>536065209
Carrot in love

lol what happened to the rice shower guy who was shilling his >1k club here? Change of management went from a you do you club to a 15m monthly requirement which is just fucking bizarre because with a limpwristed 500k a day you are neither breaking out of the over 1k bracket nor are you fostering a casual chill atmosphere by attaching fucking KPIs to people.

i didnt go spring runner and got a corners skill instead does it matter that much?

>>536065341
Bricked.

>>536064779
>stamina cards on bakushin
Holy shit nigger what are you doing?

>>536065303
it blew up and became shortstack

>>536065341
It's extra speed after your 1200, don't sweat it unless you are at 1200.

who should he train to become Great Trainer Onizuka

>>536065221
Every horse on that list is missing (slaughtered)
Or you can go full copium and believe that the horses are happily grazing grass on a hill, overlooking a little river with pine cones all around

>>536065341
No, your uma looks fine. Just pray for good RNG during your match.

>>536064552
i'm just going to guess by the fact that everyone shat on the spring runners comment and no one responded to mine, that i didn't fuck up or no one knows if i did.

wow, a crippled hors...

>>536064838
theres something off with this guy

>>536064779
>2nd summer camp
>930 spd
>327 wit
Are you farming wins or what are you doing anon?

I have a severe lack of sprinters, and the next closest sprinter is this Big Girl.

Is she any good?

>>536064973
>I don't have MLB srs
Who says you need em?
>>536064982
True, but you tend to miss out on important rainbows elsewhere, like in wit
>>536064986
Can't argue with that

>>536065420
Not cuma. RiceBstGrl. Cuma has a 1mil requirement. Reading comprehension, buddy.

>>536065434
i thought it gave a flat amount regardless of your speed

>>536065452
aaand I forgot the image

Oguri just basically fucking works on everything huh?

>>536065525
You clearly need MLB SRs if that is what you consider worth posting

>Your trainee lacked the Guts to sustain her run towards the end of the race.
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>536065303
its so people press the apply button, i just type 15m per month cause thats the avg fans of this club either way im clearing some slots cause some people dont even press the req shoe button while doing 0 careers

>>536065459
That's depressing.

>>536065552
It does, but it isn't worth the points unless you are at the cap.

>>536064998
That was in the before times anon. Before the culture war and when moot wanted to be the little girl

>>536064973
who says you need them?

>>536065497
kitasan and suzuka really felt like reading this run

>>536065583
Out of the box she works for everything but sprints. Truly the GOAT.

>>536065618
Fuck Tazuna over the Director's desk.

>>536065508
Yes, she is one of the most fun horses to use thanks to her size.

>>536065221
G1 winner who ended up at a riding club, unlike with Samson Big it's known that he was let go from his club at the age of 20 so he almost definitely got slaughtered, seems like a combination of unlucky ownership + little public support.

>>536065583
It’s Oguri after all.

>>536065508
Bro? King Halo is all you need.

>>536065618
Rearrange her guts

*Uploads your art on 4chan*
Haha what are you going to do? Send a contract lawyer to make me sign myself to be Satono property? I'll never fall for that one again! Hold on brb someone is knocking on my door.

>>536065645
>moot
who?

>>536065583
Mayano too, Mayano does everything.

anyone doing cm races?

Slipstream worth taking on goldship?

>Classic Year April 1st
I will report back soon with how badly I fuck up this amazing start.

>>536065637
oh how come, some people say always take

>>536065801
Not for pvp, I don't. I have only BAKUSHIN and Halo in slots. Had to put Taiki there as cope.

Your "ace" uma is my uma's breeding bitch.

>>536065851
basically just spam speed and wit now to make sure you get 1200 and you have a guaranteed winner

>>536065767
I know I shouldn't attribute humanlike trait to horses but the horse has kind eyes.
Reminds me of a horse I used to ride at a local park as a kid.

>>536065479
Are you only asking about the skills or stats as well? all the skills are good, stats look fine as well but I'm not sure what people consider a good oguri stat line for cm

>>536065930
That's hot.

>>536065583
Same with El Condor, she's just a 2 star version of Oguri

>>536065930
My ace uma is probably fucking up your breeding loop really badly with its mixed sparks and you don’t even know about it.

>>536065894
I remember when moot just left and everybody was making that joke. Sad to think about how now one cannot be sure

>>536065830
I wouldn't call her an all rounder like Oguri Cap (as in peak), but Mayo can run all postions easily.

kun kun~

>>536066130
She can't run dirt like Oguli though

What's the minimum aptitude grade to be able to win races? C?

>>536066153
Golshi's cum sock...

So how does it make your feel that *human women* are self-inserting themselves as mcqueen

>>536065583
If you're talking about distance proficiency, Gentildonna is G A A A

>>536066212
Yeah, Maya is only an allrounder in postions.

>>536057914
Don't pick Iron Will, it's numerically awful and niche on top of that.
Don't pick power cards for medium/long runners.
4 spd/2 stam or 3 spd/3 stam. Manhattan Cafe/Mejiro/borrowed super creek

>>536065647
Wit cards are pretty much 0.5 speed cards

>>536066242
kachow

Is this true??

Bet

>>536066286
Yes, lack of veggies make her weak.

>>536065819
The thirty yakuza at your door apricate your compliance

>can't get a medium + URA Finale proc on Goldship with this

Gold inspirations are a fucking lie

>>536066242
Trainer-san is literally me, so why shouldnt they self insert as umas. They also just looking for love and umapyoi

>>536066347
Results?

>>536066242
>noble demure ojou-sama with an excitable side she hides due to societal expectations
Perfectly fine desuwa

>>536066347
>still 1 training left
rest and wish for a triple rainbow for finals, get 1200 spd

>>536066381
grandparents have halved chance to spark remember

For me, it's Dia-chan's tomboy sister from S3

>>536066252
>Gentildonna is G A A A

In retrospect it's actually amazing I've gotten as far as I have knowing so little about sparks and breeding. Just pure luck and coincidence

>>536066380
how do you fuck up spelling appreciate that bad

>>536066242
That's cool. The only thing I'm inserting is my cock inside of my uma wives because I'm literally Torena-san.

>>536066381
>Total affinity is 29
bro, it is a fucking triangle affinity bro

>>536065953
skills. left is what i could choose from. stats i can't change, that's what i got.

>>536066380
>apricate

>>536066553
Wow did they really do Oguri this dirty in the manga?

>>536066374
UOH

>>536066551
I have no idea why autocorrect didn't catch that
Perhaps I need to train wit

umm.. horse racing...?

>>536066390
I'm a coward

>>536066460
Yeah this was what I should do so I did. But just one speed rainbow.

She might be my carry now. But her speed is a little lower than I'd like.

I self insert as mcqueen cause I want to fuck teio

>>536064842
Look at Bakushin and Teio in training screen when they do that smug pose with the eyes closed and hands at their hips.

if you get green skills and you're already at the cap does it make you go over the cap or is it just wasted?

>>536066750
Over, the real cap is 1800

>>536066750
Goes over the cap. Which means an uma with 1200 speed + medium S + spring runner is at an effective 1380 speed.

>>536066750
You go over the cap. Lv 2 Spring Runner + Lv 2 Left-handed gives you as much speed as an S-Med at cap, although it costs a lot of points.

>>536065851
>All 4 of my speed supports decide to vacation in Guts and Wit
>No decent skill hints at all, coast is clear and uma stan were unironically the best of the rest
Is this even usable

>>536066672
>Obey gets a kino arc
>Folkqueen gets a kino arc
>Better Loosen Up gets nothing
Hate hate hate

I NEED opera...

YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
GLOBAL PACE DOWN

>>536066743
For me, it's gcfmug's mcqueen

>>536066856
Doto...

>>536066869
How does that Urara work?

>>536066836
My condolences anon, but runs with good starts tend to go like that. She'll probably get you to Round 2 of A bracket but your chances of making Finals in A are slim, going by how prepared everyone seems to be.

>>536066837
I guess you Better... loosen up about it

Should I risk it or not?

you don't need med S if you hit 1.2k speed because speed caps at 1.2k speed bwo something called terminal velocity buddy look it up in le docs (tm)

>>536066997
not really, no

>>536066837
>Better Loosen Up
which oc uma is based on that, the one with the horns?

>>536066587
Oh sorry thought left was an ideal oguri you were comparing to. Yeah I think you chose all the best stuff, no idea whether pace corner or pace straightaway is better but both are good

https://litter.catbox.moe/2ws9jhcvpufgagxw.m4a
WTF nobody told me Seiun Sky's onsen scene is this hot

>>536064643
oh thats a tranny voice..

>>536067071
the horny uma is osaichi george; the OC uma is the one that won the japan cup in that arc obviously

Post Japan Cup winners.

>>536065107
>spring runner won't proc

The point is to normalize lying. A culture of disenfrachised liars is easy to control.

>>536066380
>>536066551
>>536066612
This guy made me look up "apricate" thinking it was some in context word being correctly used (it means to bask in the sun)

I may have miscalculated

>>536066997
>risking any training over 35% period

>risking anything over 20% for anything less than 70 points


The answer is no anonymous, but you must follow your heart to the infirmary

>>536066856
Has anyone else ITT not gotten their global roster oshi yet? I feel uniquely unfortunate.
Started too late to spark Opera, dropped 170 and missed, since then I've dropped like 600+ rolls on umas and she's still nowhere.
I'm starting to just accept that I'll have to ticket her or all spark, the latter sucks because I also don't want to miss Tamamo.

>>536064552
I'd drop curvature for a few late/last spurt skill

>>536067180
Are all McQueen trainers retarded?

I pity the spark farmer who does not know about parent affinity

>>536067180
Why even risk this? There's an event that gives 1600 fans by default (so really 2700-3000) 5-6 turns into junior year. Zero reason not to run it and secure your run and get some extra skill points at the same time

>>536066924
>looks it up
not clicking on it, no sirree

wife

>>536067180
>63 fans off

>>536067263
a what now

So is Cesario a good horse in JP or not?
Never see anyone discuss it.

>>536067290
I clicked, and the art style was exactly what I expected.

is this guy I found in CM practice a retard or a genius

>>536067107
What is this?

>>536067138
The Winner

>>536067367
She's good horse.
Very good horse.
Please do the needful.

>>536060947
that snake shit

>>536066828
>>536066806
>>536066804
oh so those whales at stat cap with multiple green skills are like god tier compared to people just barely getting to 1200.

>>536067234
Well they did the all spark thing just once so imagine how bad it will be for people missing their oshi after that. Confined to spook hell

>>536067424
What's wrong with a Natie Ace? I'd pick shooting for victory over Red Shift though.

>>536067351
I mean racing event sorry. But when i'm running McQueen I always do that and then Hopeful after.

Kek the director and the rest of the the staffs of Uma Musume Beginning of New Era movie have noticed the giant poster on wplace. Kaigai niki won I guess?

>>536067441
Was looking into upcoming horses and liked her design, good to know she's good.

If rest is bad how do i get energy back

you guys watch shows whilst doing runs? been binging gavv and gundam '97 whilst spark farming

>>536067424
Doesn't natie ult kinda suck?

>>536067482
Spring2 + Left2 + Lone Wolf = 280 speed above 1200 speed plebs.

>>536067424
Did it win or place high?

>>536067424
The opportunity cost of not having an evil nature makes it pretty bad idea but otherwise it's a pretty good ace

>>536067541
Cesario also gets a lot of screen time in the main story which was overall really fucking good too. Something to look forward to if you really like her

>>536067619
I ran into him twice and each time it came 3rd and 4th in those races

>>536067424
Worse version of Rudolf but if it's his favourite then based.

>>536067604
Forgot S medium over A medium, FUCK

>>536067493
Even worse than I thought then, I thought it was gonna be a yearly thing for some reason.

>>536067071
The brown uma with locks
She appears in chapter 191 or 192
Can't believe they relegated the Japan Cup (the only consistently kino part of CG) to half a chapter

>>536067670
Nice, guess I'm betting on the right horse then.

>>536067581
no? it triggers at 3rd place every time and she's supposed to run late

>all these McQueen E-career posters
YOU GREEDY MOTHERFUCKERS
DON'T HINGE YOUR WHOLE CAREER ON A ONE FUCKING RACE MOST PRONE TO RNG BS
There is a fucking G3 race a few turns before it. Click it. CLICK IT CLICK CLEEEEEEEK EEEEEET
Stop wasting your daily borrows and McQueens careers.
You fucking greedy bastards

>>536067702
>forgot the n for tracen
I'm stupid as fuckn0d

umm... horse racing...?

>holding only her doll
What a narcissist.

>10+ turns with 0 rainbows
I'm convinced this game is coded to kill your run the moment you get anything good.

>>536067753
If you didn't play hopeless stakes with mcqueen you didn't beat the game

>>536067806
Our G1 WINNERS
...and Ardan

>

>>536067616
GIVE THEM BACK

>>536065637
>>536065897
Just do basic math. See how much top speed +60 gives you, take into account it's permanent, compare it to other skills and their cost.

Saying you shouldn't take a green that gives +60 str while being shilled an accel skill that gives you the equivalent of 60 str for 3 seconds for the same amount of skill points just because "da green ain't overcapping u since u not max dawg" is raw retardation.

>3 CM practice rooms in a row where people are bringing in a terrible Urara to front run
Okay, what gives, what is this new meme

Cuck Wonder…

>>536067828
Here's a tip for getting "big wins"
To get a big win you need either:
>1 giant + 2 small
>6 small
Interestingly, 2 giant + 1 small does not count as a big win as there's no pose for the trainee to hold two big plush + a small one. Unless you get extremely unlucky, the easiest big win to aim for is 1 giant + 2 small which gets you +5 energy and another hint level on straight away recovery

>>536067896
You can't even spell your own name Urara, how dare you even think you know anything about me.

>>536067753
Staking everything on one race means more turns for training

I feel like gluing all my horses and start from scratch

>>536067945
also they all look like this

>>536067973
what's the tip for getting 10 when ever single time you pick up 3 they all fall.

>>536067945
it's not a meme, she makes the pace to counter natie then falls like a brick on someone's head boxing them, wait, it's a meme but a good one

>>536067945
Don't do this, its a meme

>>536067843
If you train on a support card when it is on MAX it will increase the chance of a rainbow the next turn. Specialty Priority also does play a role as well.

>>536067297
>never got acknowledged
>never got her revenge (beating a limping Oguri doesn't count)
>never resolved her issues
i don't think I've ever felt this bad for a character before

>>536067963
owari da

>>536068054
can you explain how that works

>>536068046
Pure luck. You need to hit the 5 plush set up twice and only have a couple fall and then get 2 more from a final crane. You can sometimes see the heads of the other umas poking out near the visible uma so aim for them.
That achievement is insanely RNG dependent though.

>>536067963
Delete this

>>536068023
I started a second account for testing and without special week, kitasan black and all the accumulated monies and free carats its hard.
Don't give up, Trainer! There's no such thing as a bricked account

>>536066553
...is Oguri in the jobbing part of her career in the manga?
oof

>>536067432
It says right there. Seiun Sky's onsen scene.

>>536068179
*puts air shakur in it*

>>536067498
That was really cute.

>>536068162
Pace chasers go behind front runners, front runners set the pace. If front runners are slow then everyone else is slow. This makes stamina consumption lower.
Once the front runner has its stamina depleted and the race enters its late stage, the front runners falls down at even lower speed, if you get behind them it's over.

This is good enough for the next Gemini Cup yes?

>>536067537
Our love for Horse Girls will shine the world over.

Goldship: Pump Iron vs Red Shift.

ERABE.

Comfy trophy hunting is the cure to CM grinding burnout

>>536068360
I think if you're very lucky you might get one win in group B

>>536068436
pump iron more likely to trigger than redshift

>Narita Brian's banner didn't come with any gibs
Why do they hate her?

>>536067753
>DON'T HINGE YOUR WHOLE CAREER ON A ONE FUCKING RACE MOST PRONE TO RNG BS

Reminder that the urara strat was tested multiple times itt and it didn't win even once

>>536068436
Pump.

it's gamer time

>>536068440
The only trophies I have left are ones I can't run because the dirt ones line up with Arima Kinen. Rip

>>536068436
>>536068469
>>536068486
Always Red Shift. Pump is an alternative to Shooting, which you take in addition to Red Shift not in place of it.

>>536068545
>no green spark
>speed

Imagine being this much of a jobber

>>536068575
>>536068469
>>536068436
>>536068486
Just get all 3 5head

>4% fail
>4% fail
>6% fail
Jesus fucking christ

ive never seen a single golship proc pump iron in my life

>>536068649
Bro, where's your Triumphant Pu-

Wait what the fuck you have everything, you lucky cunt

how worth would it be to reroll for Mlb silent suzuka, a copy of seiun then save for kitasan rerun into valentine bourbon?
already have kita mlb but dumped all carats on creek for zero and sunk cost falacy is hitting hard

>>536068693
My Joker moment was 1% fail. I knew the universe was against me

>>536068649
bwo, your Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might? your Sky-High Teio Step?

Is Lone Wolf still considered triggered/activated for Groundwork even if it doesn't get the effect off? (because there's other copies in the race)

I cant believe rice shower killed silence suzuka and injured agnes tachyon

>>536068705
These guys just watch youtube guides and don't participate in the actual rooms lol

Umamusume, but you are platoon commander of Light Umantry unit.

>>536068743
kita mlb is the only thing worthwhile, you can get by with borrowed creek and SRs

>>536068819
kino

>>536068778
>does a skill that doesn't trugger count towards the trigger count
idk, you tell me

>>536064173
Rudolf's trainer looks like he's about to kill the few to save the many.

>110 rolls
>nothing
uhh okay

>>536068778
Nyo

>>536068597
KINGCHADS JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING

>>536067753
>DON'T HINGE YOUR WHOLE CAREER ON A ONE FUCKING RACE MOST PRONE TO RNG BS
Do not listen to this poster, this is actually fantastic thing to do

>>536068814
>>536068705
I've had it proc for me a couple of times but agree it might be less consistent than shooting for victory and it is definitely less consistent than red shift.
but I take it anyway as a good comeback option in case I'm still 6th at the final corner (more likely than you think)

>>536068805
I can

>>536068743
I dont think there are enough gibs to spark both kitasan and valentine bourbon