RIP Grass Wonder.
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>>534448109>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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Iโm going to eat Rice Shower
>>534466590It's too late... the good players are left in limbo, the guild is now made up of half slackers, and we'd need to rerecruit all over again... we both need to hire and sack half out squad if we want the guild to live.
Thrane... are you willing to become a demon to save Sakuraniku?
looking for an active club at A rank or higher.
fan count is only at 30 mil because i started playing 16 days ago.
ID: 896538884250
what are they yappin about
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I honestly have no idea what happened in this run
>>534467625eel box without eel
I thought bwo and nyo posters were cringe when I first started playing but now I became a bwo and nyo poster
I thought Special Week hated Grass Wonder.
Horse Heaven is for japanese horses only
>>534467608Maybe start at C bub
>>534467804they grew up in the same ranch and went to the same ranch again after retirement, they didn't hate each other, Spe was just special
>>534467609So whats her career like?
>Golshi mode
>View results
>Low placements
>Watch race
>Win
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>534467761calling each other "bro" is a culture shared among all gacha generals on /vg/.
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how are you supposed to train Golshi with her insane mood down syndromes?
>>534468073I'm a gacha newfag
>>534468101>tazuna>complaining about mood downstorena issue
>>534468101same as any hors
>>534467804grass wonder mind broke him so hard he became chestnut racist
>>534468101You must have gotten supremely unlucky to end up with that spread even with the green woman
>>534467830She stole my wife's clothes
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HUH
ZAMN
>the pulls i get on the super creek banner will determine the fate of my account for months since i wont be doing any card pulls on it for a very long time after
bwos im nervous
is nemesis good on gold ship?
>after like 30 bakushin careers, randomly get a new event
>it's by far the best event in her career
>it's double-locked behind date RNG
brehs... this shit's got me tearing up... why is it something anyone is unlikely to ever see...
>>534468101golshi's not even as bad as other girls? she has her own unique mood up when she locks training
but anyway borrow tazuna just in general
Best that I could manage so far, no tail held high hints sadly, but I'm not really sure how to get better results other than upgrading my cards, which will be a while
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Whats her problem?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>534468008>stupid superstitious player>ignores evidence not fitting his superstition>fixates on evidence that supports it>refuses to even consider the factsHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>534468101I play with Haru Urara guts card.
>>534468353good luck I'm skipping it for the kita rerun
>>534468101bwo.... what happened did you continue playing with slacker on
>>534468420Beautiful miler, congrats anon
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>>534468253i dont care, she just has to clear races and get fans for her total fan threshold (for the golshi week mission), afterwards she is considered perma benched. What a terrific uma to work with, I swear. I'd take Rice Shower any day
>>534468353you know they can't stop you from rolling for a non meta card right? honestly if you end up bricked on SRs after both kita and SC banners it is probably worth pulling an off meta banner before waiting months and months for a meta banner with dilution
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>>534468395yeah the training lock is legit a great event. +20 energy and +mood is great, and the "downside" of limited options barely matters. in the cases where the 1 training is mid, just do a race or rest if your energy was seriously low.
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
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>>534468392uh... which event?
>>534467830Come back when you're out of the NPC cage
>>534467687>browser blocking this one?>>534467756>this one plays just finehuh?
Does vodka ever get a ssr?
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/-Zk7pIiY3Dc?si=7g2VnAlxIM1R-y1i
>>534468915Nah they all work now, I just had to refresh like 10 times
I made 500k fans today. sakuraniku is saved.
>>534468931the best power ssr in the game right now is vodka's
got a 3* stamina sparkโฆ
>>534468725I could eat that
>>534467689>No soundyamestop kudaplease
With the amount of runs I've been doing with her it was bound to happen.
>>534468970Did they happen for everyone? The hell happen.
>>534469018These umas had sex
>>534468915I spent half an hour last thread trying to find out what's wrong with my script and gave up, now following your links it just works again
>>534468473Nah boss, I just won the URA final by 5 lengths with a similar stacked Goldship as my other runs. I always check predictions pre race, double circles and outclassing the field by a wide margin. There is some shenanigans behind the view results in Goldship mode.
It's common decency to always watch the final concert of your trainee after they win the URA, right?
>>534469210Yeah, I even had to go to my other browser and see if it was a Chrome thing, but nah 4chin was just being shit
>>534469089congrats bwo... happy for u...
What song immediately gets an umazing from you?
>>534469162here's the sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVh0bMNSFss
>>534469269I remember having issues with the script for a minute
Basically had to uninstall and reinstall it until it finally just started to work.
Hmmmmm yeah I won't try golshi mode again if I'm not trying to win the URA over making a good racer
>>534469089It should have been me
>>534468741im okayish on SRs
0LB creek, 3LB kitasan black is where i sit from that banner
i have MLB daiwa and 3LB tosho and then a few okay 1/2LBs like king halo, manhattan cafe and bourbon but most of my SRs from the kitasan banner were guts which will be great once guts is buffed but until then im just alright, problem is i started late and didnt get welfare spe so my 3rd/4th speed cards are either borrows, an MLB rare or a 2LB king halo
im mostly praying for the MLB sweep and then getting the others up
How is Golshi week treating everyone?
The inspirations didn't hit any of the 6 medium spark slots again.
>>534469083I didnt mean her support card like a new unit
>>534469310>bro I flipped my quarter 10 times with my left hand and 3 times with my right hand, all 3 with the right hand were heads but only 4 of 10 were heads for left!!! they rigged my quarter bro, no other explanation!!!
>>534469378nah this is Temu Opera's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPDTUjnWgA
>>534469469break a leg anon!
what the fuck is wrong with the club chat filter
are the servers for that specifically hosted in the uk or some shit
>>534469520christmas vodka
>>534469452VERY important design doc
>>534469269Oh don't worry I was confused as fuck too thinking it was the script or my browser being the problem and troubleshooted for like 20 minutes.
When is the mega banner with all uma on it?
>Fail training
>all stats down by 10
Rice... I really want to get you to A you know?
>>534469461Got golshi to 3* and got 2 3* sparks on the 1st day and today got my first A rank Golshi. On track to getting the 5.64 mil fans. Nothing good from the daily pulls so far though. Overall pretty good
Kitasan is the Reimu of uma
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>>534467756need an uma edit of sweep with this
>>534468430low self-esteem
>>534469640Damn thatll take forever to come out
>>534469846It was a 12% and she failed the next one with a 15% too
>>534469783Prove it. I need pictures.
So are they going to give free carats or at least star pieces or something? What usually happens in JP?
>>534469615Cygames special
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Fuck me bros....
>>534469979what are you begging for now? it's literally golshi week, we're getting fuckloads of every kind of resource for free as we speak.
>>534469979Wow... American...
>>534469969here you go bro
>>534468637I don't really have much of a reference point, so I'm glad someone thinks she's good lol. Now I just need a third dirt uma so I can run her on miles in TT
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When are we going to get concerts like Oguri Cap's Kasamatsu Ondo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfqQwUrcuWE
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Can she do it
Why are there almost all the Uma horses long dead? Are most modern Jap horses jobbers that can't get in the game?
>>534469752Estimated Feb 8
https://uma.moe/timeline
>undefeated
>see hopeful stakes on a few turns
>not a career goal
>let's do it
>4th
so did they eat grass wonder? seems like a waste of good meat
If you like TM Opera O then you like men
>>534470105Yeah but a fucking dead horse is more significant than some cringe retard rerun event no? Could at least have a legend race or something
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>534470324Owners don't want to tarnish active horses' names with a weeb gacha. Horse betting is serious business.
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>>534469979They don't want to encourage horse jihad due to the rewards.
bros,,
>>534470324there's only enough notable winners in each era
>>534470368>"undefeated">on september of junior jearundefeated on what, nigger? debut race and one random g3?
>>534470419they'll release that event in jp now
4 years for us
>>534470374>old>goodBest meat is baby meat, not geriatric meat.
>>534469979Japan is a country built on respect and honor so the players aren't like you SEA players that demand handouts 24/7 at any excuse possible. Their culture is more likely to take that moment to say "thank you for providing a free experience so many people love so deeply, and allowing us to treasure Grass Wonder within it" instead of immediately go into a shameless grift to literally beat a dead horse demanding freebies.
WHY IS OGURI'S ENERGY EVENT REVERSED FROM EVERYONE ELSE'S AAA I INSTINCTUALLY WENT BOTTOM
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anons who should I use for my shared hors?
condor got a 3 speed and 2 tamina parents
shuttle a 3 power and 2 stamina parents
>>534469559>Believing intentional programming behaves anything like real probability, especially when money is involved.Do you play slot machines?
Finally my 1st stamina 3*. And it was when I chose not to use up my last guest parent of the day so she's only a 7* and not an 8. But I guess that means I can still use her together with it next time.
>horses live to be about 30 years old
>why are so many umas dead?
>you NEED sr uncaps
>look at jp
>no one uses sr cards
nice try kmr drones im saving for two years
>>534470324modern horses are still creating the legacies the game will one day tell.
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>>534470716Not really lmao
>gibs? gibs? gibs?
do you have a sliver of self-respect?
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>>534470684I heard aged cows are tastier though
What would you say is the best deck for Golshi?
3stam 3spd?
I do in fact, want to have sex with golshi
You know, winning the URA with Rice is pretty simple.. but making a GOOD Rice for running outside the URA? It's a nightmare, she's so volatile that you miss so much stat earning because she slips or wants to kill herself
Man got the earliest charm I had ever gotten, was SURE this was the run for CM, but all my RNG was terrible, never even managed to get kitas skill, just fuck.
Dammit why do all my decent sparks have to be on Bakushin
>Anon that sux
It is good compared to the usual crap I get
Reminder that you cannot outrun them.
>>534470693YWNBJ you fucking pathetic weeb
>>534470841Skibiddi Rizz will be in there in one
its just grazy people are playing the dogshit version of the game when you can just pay 5 dollars for a 4 year old fresh jp account and instantly be a god. Its even grazier that kike games released a 4 year old game to global. 4 years in gachaland is EOS
Should I buy Tachyon shart from the club store?
>>534470902You age the meat AFTER you slaughter them
>Gets called fat once
>Fucking dies
>>534470753there is strict and exact regulation around slot machines and their RTPs, programming does behave like real probability when it comes to things as simple as a table of outcomes.
>>534468002>"I Just Want to Be a Mob Character Admiring Uma Musume from Afar But My Gigachad All-Rounder Genes Keep Forcing Me to Win Races?!"That's the gist of it I think
You should ask JP for something in depth or watch the fan TL on youtube
>perfect run in every way
>last year get only zero or single rainbows every time
thanks...
>>534468859first part is that one of her classmates decided to give up on her dreams and quit Tracen, Bakushin wants to help her train for her last race
second part is her classmate's race, she Bakushin's to the max and places fifth, it's probably the only truly emotional event in Bakushin's entire career mode
>>534467550Just leave like I did, or ask him to make you leader and do it yourself.
>>534471114i never should've made the jokes...
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KItasan is a whore
>>534471108Not dry aging, apparently older cows developed more flavor
>early summer speed cap
>fast learner
>no maestro proc
>no stamina stacks
>no aptitudes
Sigh...
>>534470793many are horses from the '80s or older
>>534470986It happens. I had a perfect run where I capped speed before senior year summer but my stamina cards just refused to appear on stamina training.
>>534470321Need more fanart of Umas comforting their trainer
can you post more sexy Spe?
i know its weird to call her sexy shes like a hilbilly girl or whatever but still
>>534470887Oh god that back muscle really complements her pits.
>>534470753>he thinks the code is magically doing something different when in reality the race simulations were already calculated and set in stone before he clicked to view the race or notI don't need to play slot machines to tell you that you're retarded. the game literally already has your results before you decide to view the race or not. viewing it does not change the outcome, because it was already locked in.
>>534471250Boys? In my girlhonse game?!
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>watch umamusume s1
>it's okay I guess
>mfw watching Cinderella Gray next
the idea of all the horses in game now being 30+ years old MILFS is pretty fucking hot
>>534471168Oh that one
Thats a good one
>>534469979I'd poison Haru's grass if it got us 1500 more carats.
>>534471114That's one fucking fat hons
>>534471394watch season 2, RETARD
Sheโs honestly the perfect girlfriend. You take this one home to mom and marry her at your earliest convenience.
>>534467609Go go, Digitan!
>>534471539>Watch an entire season about TeioDo I have to...?
>>534471539Better than s1 to be sure, but grey is better atill.
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>got 9+ Medium sparks on both legacies combined
>still no S medium
>hit Front Runner on a sub-legacy instead
This would have been nice if it hit the distance spark
>>534471472we know, SEA monkey
is Stay Gold gonna be a stinky hobo when he releases?
He really doesnt look like a cute girl in my opinion he looks like a vagrant that kinda lives on the street
>Free roll of the day on support card
>Meishi Doto who I MLB'd at least two weeks ago
>Get cleat, see I can get SR+ ticket for the month
>Need Manhattan Cafe or Eishin Flash to give them some sort of uncap
>Get Marvelous Sunday, who I forgot also needed uncaps
I'm not against this result.
Fuck Marry Kill
>Mayano Top Gun
>Nice Nature
>Super Creek
so uh should i run end closer maruzensky
>>534471626Is this too much stam?
Wait what, Grass Wonder is dead?
Let Sakuraniku be a warning shot, lazy danchou that dont address the slackers will lose the people that actually play.
>>534471717fuck and marry all of them
>bu..butfuck and marry all of them
>>534471717the order you posted
GRASSSUUUUUUUUUU NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>534471786>warning shotGOLSHI REFRENCE?
>>534471624Animation wise sure, but story wise I feel like S2 had more stakes, especially since Oguri skipped on the classics and she is a beast who didn't get injured once.
>>534471705That's right Anon, and you're next
>>534471717Fuck Creek
Marry Natie
Kill Maya
>>534471717Fuck Super Creek
Marry Super Creek
Kill Top Gun
>>534470374>>534470684memes aside I think they would make bank if they sold the meat in an auction, some of these nip otakus are insane
>>534471884SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
I wish her in game model was more tonned on the bath scene, showing up all that strenght training
>>534470382I need more vids of IRL Sweep being a brat
>>534471786I don't think you can call it a warning shot when it happens a week after everyone else did it
>>534471717Fuck and marry Super Creek
Headpat Nice Nature
Hug Mayano Top Gun
Kill _____
In another timeline (you) were Happy Meeks trainer instead of Kiryuin.
>>534471613You watched an entire season about Special Needs, get of your high uma you piece of shit.
Also I have yet to see anyone come out of S2 not liking Teio, and if nothing else like half of it is Teio torture porn.
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nice, thank you free rolls
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>>534471539I will, AFTER I'm done with best girl.
>>534470742Condor will have better base affinity
>>534471884You're officially gay.
>>534472067>>534471539I want to be raped by Teio
>>534471884I guess all umas deserve love, no matter how ugly they are
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>>534472067>an entire season about Special NeedsJokes on you, I only watched NTR and Pokke's stuff
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>534472218well of course
there is people out there who unironically like nice nature
>>534472230see if the hair ain't as sharp with the curl and softness like that pic, Ryan wouldn't need a bag!
Ruby
https://files.catbox.moe/hedzc5.jpg
when are we getting uma musume 2? this game could have been way better
>>534471114i mean, that is a really fat horse
>>534470324It's hard to make something out of a horse that is still young and racing, unless it's extremely notable. Considering that most Uma writing is inspired by real horses and their stories, it makes sense to wait to until the retire at least.
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>>534466468I was right, without proper rainbows in summer I had to hit Wisdom probably about 5 times, if those were 30-40+ Speeds then it's 1200/1200/800/400/400 easy.
>>534472062That sounds awful. Thank god Iโm not in that timeline.
>>534472230maybe people would be able to look past her horrible design if her tits really were THAT big...
>>534472321>first person camholy shit I need this
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Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O
Doki Doki Doki Doki Doki
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>>534472062*alarm goes off*
>It's your junior year again.
>>534472321you think other umas feel like killing themselves when they lose to haru urara?
>>534472321>Almond Eye>losing to UraraWacko universe!
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Who will be faster?
Top tier uma finishing short race or wiki autist updating wiki
>>534472062Is she ever playable? I like her
>>534471665I actually like it
>>534472321What does Almond Eye run in game, front pace?
>14 runs with Taishin
>0 onsen tickets
>3 runs with Suzuka
>3 onsen tickets
I'm tired of seen Suzuka naked...
>>534472321this might be the worst video encoded I've ever seen here
>>534472671>can still see CB under the bonusesbricked run, start over
https://files.catbox.moe/573pvt.jpg
>>534472812You some kind of pidar?
Is it normal for rice to have like 10 mood down events in a career? it's my first time with her but holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zQ0myS_o60
I might have to rewatch S2 after playing the game and knowing more about the IRL horses.
>>534472721She's not real.
>>534472321urara looks adorable zooming by
>>534471281Man that seems like it would be even more frustrating
>>534472812she doesnt like you anon, you got a suzuka beggin for cock right next to you and you are chasing the girl whos actively ignoring you
Which should I be prioritizing when making a debuffer; subdued, flustered, or hesitant or are different ones more effective on different running styles?
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i know it's kinda ass but is bofa worth taking as a desperation second recovery if i have 1k stam + maestro
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When do we get the big niger update
>>534472660to his dying breath, he was not japanese
>>534472721Nope, OC horse.
Though there is a JP race horse of the same name now (named after the happy meek in game).
Maybe they should pull a funny and give us a Happy Meek based on the real life Happy Meek that is based on the in game Happy Meek, but arent the same umamusume.
>>534471772no, but I'm missing a lot of acceleration skills
>>534473126Most of the racing horses in Japan aren't japanese in origin to begin with.
>>534472067>You watched an entire season about Special NeedsReally? Right in front of Special Week's dead mom?
Is there any kind soul with a 3 star Dirt horse available as a parent?
>need 5 million fans for Golshi
oh I guess I'm not finishing all missions
th...thanks Rudolf
could we not talk about it in front of the school?
>>534473093it's not preferable but it's still better than most options
>>534473302>eishin flash>but brown hair
>alright im out of daily borrows for today but I'll do another run just for fun
>SLOW METABOLISM
>MOOD DOWN
>NIGHT OWL
>MOOD DOWN
>2% FAILURE
>MOOD DOWN
fuck my stupid torena life, unlocked "ending (neutral)" for the first time with condor
>>534472437>https://files.catbox.moe/hedzc5.jpgwhere did you get this
>>534473093Breath isn't bad, it's just moderately inconsistent. It's still one of the better options you have since 3 of the gold recoveries are actual dogshit.
>>534473126The flagship character is only half japanese
>>534471172I already left... It'd feel hypocritical to return and usurp our leader
>>534473410https://x.com/m351771543
One step closer to the hot springs
My new golshi parent actually seems to be pretty good, can get double circle affinity for over half of my umas
>>534473472can we really call a character who doesn't crack top 5 in popularity polls the flagship character..
>>534472218funny since you posted shit nature
>>534473357golshi should be getting 350k-400k fans on average with each career run
if you do three runs a day with golshi and we lowball to 300k, that's 900k fans per day
doing this for a week or so gets you to the fan benchmark
golshi week lasts three weeks
>>534473302Trainer-san, don't follow Special Week to Hokkaido to "visit her moms"!
ITS A T
>>534473647Post the pools.
>be a danchou
>kick people
>get called Hitler
>don't kick people
>others leave
There's just no winning as a danchou.
I'm gonna punch Tickezo in the cunt!
>>534473674no one will hear you scream in the middle of the countryside, trainer-san
So-re wa...
Te-i-emu Opera O
Tataeyou Te-i-emu Opera O!
Kono yo de motto mo
tsuyoku, utsukushiku
Karei na hikari o!
Mugen no ai o anata ni mo
Sore ga ou no
Te-i-emu Opera O no sadame!
Te-i-emu Opeeera O!
>>534473821but is it pretty ?
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WHO TO TRAIN FOR TAURUS CUP
I NEED TO KNOW
>>534473808do a poll on what the policy should be and wash your hands of the consequences
>>534473808being danchou is like being a jannie
you did it to yourself and have no one to blame
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Doable. Just gotta click wit less mid/late game and try not to overcap stam until final stat distribution.
Cumming inside of Doto while Taiki watches
>>534471394Cap as in PEAK
>>534473929Matikaneyourwife
>>534472067I came out of S2 hating both Teio and McQueen more than I did S1.
Are we going to turn into /pcrg/ and stalk carries like Owen Wilson and manufacture drama when he joins Umao and never let Sakuraniku live it down ever again?
>>534473787No way she could work a job for five minutes when she is entirely reliant on her guinea pig to do everything
>>534473929anyone who can run mediums
unless you're bringing a debuffhog like nature, just use three of your favorites
use golshi week money to bring Creek up to Potential 5 for Swinging Maestro and she'll be a great pace chaser
>>534473808My bad, I called you Hitler as a compliment but didn't know you would find it offensive
>>534473826why would you do that... just look how cute she is...
>>534474127she's more likely to end up a shady back alley drug dealer than a burger flipper
>>534473808the trick is to purge a few at a time and people will request to join naturally
thats it im jacking off to tickezo
>>534474247Kinda looks like a bug
>>534474247she's too loud now imagine her n the bed
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>>534474158I am missing, my wife's, mats instead of money, as it asks me for x40 sho mats
this is what peak card performance looks like
>>534474092shocking, soulless and deviant take
but in that case you got to enjoy over half a season of mcqueen and teio suffering and misery porn
>>534471189Why did you do it, bwo...?
>>534473787Being scouted by a Trainer (You) is the best possible timeline for her.
>>534472896Put them back on or you will have one
unlucky day after another.
>>534474412time to get on that grind, anoncchi
i also had to sash grind the takerazuka kinen a bunch before the week started
>>534472067McQueen is a net negative for the season and it's only pushed up to being good because of Rice Shower.
paying 5 (five!) whole dollarinos for anyone to draw chibi tannenhauser getting drunk and losing her panties
>>534474189https://e-hentai.org/g/3353493/2faa1109cc/
Tab 67
p.1337
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>two grammar mistakes in a row
Is she retarded, or is the translator?
>>534474457>avoids cooking>avoids getting injured>avoids cleaning>gets a free guinea pigindeed
What are the chances of inheriting a 2* unique skill on a grandparent? I don't have taiki or maru so forced to borrow a parent with at least one of the skills on a grandparent.
>>534474428I don't derive any joy from watching them suffer either. I just don't like them anon, I'm not a psycho.
Bakushin?
more like BakuSHIT for brains
ATTENTION VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION AHEAD
is the stuff the chibis do on the club page random or is it based on something?(amount of fans, who's online, etc.)
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anyone switching to front is a coward
>>534472660>second coming of maru?
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When is she getting in?
>>534473339Haru yeah or an El with parent Haru 3* dirt. What do you want?
>>534473339Actually just a 1 star dirt would work. Please. As long as she's not Taiki.
how bad are normalfags at this game? how bad will CM lobbies be? do normalfags know about debuffers?
>>534474452>Taishin boxed>No Golshi>No rainEasy
>>534474801all the normalfags stopped playing already
>>534474414Peak performance for B-rank.
>>534474673ACTUALLY fucking soulless holy shit
>>534474591Lost gallons to this guy's art.
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Ok we're going to try this shit one more time
>>534474850oh... umabros... our game...
>>534474905Her breasts shrunk and her head grew!
>>534474779Haru is good thanks
>>534474965194 stam. It's over.
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>>534473808Fellow danchou here.
For the most part I only kick people if they are offline for more than 3 days and so far it's only been 2 anons. But there is this one anon in my club, he logins every day but he never shares shoes, he never types anything in chat and he didn't get a single fan in over a week. I'm really close to kicking him but not sure if I should because technically he fulfills the only criteria I asked, be online.
>>534474363SOURCE?!
POPLEASE BE A MCQUEEN SPECIFIC ARTIST
umamusume is Error code: 208 game
>>534474850They will be back after Cygames releases New Era in western theaters with the Jungle Pocket banner.
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>>534474591not gonna lie, this one is good
>>534474801Public CM lobbies have higher ceilings than /uma/ rooms but also lower floors, I've done a few and encounter the floor much more often than the ceiling.
>>534474880I bet Riceshower was his favorite too.
Two runs in a row I get tissues
>>534474865It's for white spark farming anon. the horse isn't supposed to win she's supposed to hit 600 stats, barely muddle through, and then fuck another horse and give birth to a beautiful CM winning child with hints for corner recovery, left handed, spring runner, tail held high, etc
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>>534475112It's ok I had swinger master
>>534475112i just played a speed wit run and won arima kinen twice with 200 stam
>>534475132That's a stable diffusion file name sorry anon.
>>534474414why R mcqueen and not SSR?
>>534474850I am a normalfag?
Did cygames raise the rates for the onsen ticket or something? This week I got three, one with taiki, another with el condor and yesterday with oguri, last month all I got was one ticket.
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>>534475024I will change her back to my normal uma in 24 h, unless you make yourself know again. She's got like 5* stam too in total.
686345960575
>>534475129>I'm really close to kicking him but not sure if I should because technically he fulfills the only criteria I asked, be online.If you're going to kick him remember that you have until the 2nd week ends otherwise you're doing the grave sin of kicking someone and forbidding him from getting club rewards, even if it's some freeloading nigger.
>>534468628No idea what that anon did, but I often get this on many horses because I'll risk even 99% failure training on the turn before the URA finals, because it's not like resting is gonna do anything, and I can burn clocks if her mood ruins the race.
>>534475215No, it was Bourbon. I also hate Rice Shower.
>>534475108Would you be willing to lick her pungent armpit clean after she exhausts herself after another night of nonstop cheering?
So they put a gold ship bot on Discord as part of the event that "malfunctioned", anyone got some screenshots of whatever bullshit happened?
>>534475394because SSR does not give hints for pic related.
if you don't have 1200 speed + both speed greens + s medium in CM your horse is glue
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Oh no! Narita Taishin's lost her boot. Her bare foot is totally exposed now!
>20k friendpoints to buy out goldship
how the fuck am i supposed to reach that
no one ever borrows my 8*
>>534475395I never even used my selector ticket and pulled Special Week (mascot), Oguri (meta), and Rice Shower (fail girl fan-favorite). My 3-stars are the most normalfag profile ever.
>>534475538Wait my El is better, she got 5* dirt. You'll want her instead.
>>534471717>FuckGentildonna
>MarryCalstone Light O
>KillTM Opera O
>>534468782I don't understand. All shrine priestesses are anal priestesses by default. No "turning" required.
Theoretically speaking, if I were to do a gutsmaxxing run, how much stamina would I need?
Would I need any at all?
This is way harder than making evil nature
>>534475116>Tickezo literally too pure to diss someone
>>534475643In my ~month of playing, nobody ever borrowed my decroded shit, but I'm still close to 30k friend points because of Team Trials and other sources.
I already used up my friend points to uncap Urara's SSR twice.
It wasn't a smart investment but it makes me happy.
>>534475551ใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญใใญ
>>534475907probably take a 9* stam parent and maybe a sc if you fail the first time
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>>534475907every distance has a target guts, after that you get diminishing returns, and AFTER that you still have soft caps
so yeah, unless you're running miles or sprints you'll still need stamina
>>534476002that one in the back is a horse
>Grass Wonder dies
>Get Taiki Shuttle dupe
It's not fair, I just wanted to be a nihonjin...
>>534475672what're you saving it for
Tickezo is suuuuuuper cute
>>534475129NTA but I am the ใฆใใชใชใชใช danchou.
Last month I kicked a few anons who were as you described, those who barely increased their fan counts over several days and did not request shoes/post anything in chat. Felt bad about it since technically we did not have any requirements that month and were mostly coasting as a "You do You" club. For this reason I instated a quota to keep a base level of activity throughout the month at least and am monitoring those falling behind. We have a mid month check but I'm giving heads ups several days in advance so the players behind on quota are aware and if they really don't think they can manage it for the month they can request a kick.
The one thing I don't want happening are anons who don't communicate at all not meeting the mid month check getting kicked and not having enough time to find another club before getting locked out of gibs.
>>534474591>my uma isn't in this veritable epic cycle of uma pornA feeling,
so complicated.
>>534476325Some people can only DREAM of having such luck
Almond Eye is the number 1 most popular uma. Sorry oldfags.
Which uma is the best for aura farming?
golshi career mode is just an unpredictable rng shitfest, I've never lost debut race past the first week of playing and suddenly it's commonplace again
>>534475907you're wasting a run.
you're going to have like 600 speed if you can even get enough guts training in to cap guts.
>>534476325Imagine getting sucked dry by a boy.
>>534475506>cucking parasites out of rewards is le bad
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>>534476325I never managed to score...
>guts does nothing
>ignore aptitude and put everyone as front runner to win career races
Did Cygames even playtest this shit before release?
>>534475108why would you marry someone who will never love you as much as her oshi(s)
and her oshi is a whole fucking species, you're below millions
Post your nice nature build anons
I need stat / skills reference
>>534475129I feel like shoes should be minimum, it doesn't take any time. Just logging in doesn't benefit anyone.
>>534471884>>534476325Damn, she really wants you
>>534476624Yes, unironically. Nobody understands danchou's burden.
>>534476273AIIIIEEEEEE, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT
>as a dim spotlight shines on a creature, it instinctively recoils and shrieks in horror, as it slowly starts melting away and disappears into a black puddle
>>534476587Why do all the Ryan artists insist on giving her huge tits even though she's flat as a board in-game?
Is it an attempt to feel less bad about their own homosexuality?
>>534476483The yakuza haven't found him yet so maybe he'll get to it?
>>534476624Yes, murder is bad, more news at 11.
the grind in this game feels exactly like granblue
jesus i quit
>>534475768Perfect, thanks
>>534468430She grew up among old people.
If they didn't botch Ryan's design she would have been one of the more popular umas
>>534476452not used to seeing my danchou say something without any filtered words
>>534476963Nothing is worse than arcanum thoughbeit
>>534476963DANCHOU KICK THIS GUY
>>534476963See you when we see you, anon ;__;
>>534476963lmfao farming sparks is nothing like evokers or angel halo, stop being a pussy
Any danchous recruiting? I can do 1.5m-2m a day, my ID is 200098955533. I'm off cooldown too.
>>534476867yakuza are known to be sexual deviants
maybe the one sent after him is into Uma porn
>>534475132I'm so sorry bro, my AI made this.
>>534476963this is nothing compared to granblue
>>534476963it's not THAT bad anon
>>534476867Given that he can draw some pretty fucked up stuff, maybe it's for the better.
>>534476963You must have not played granblue, chev swords was one element and took weeks longer then thiis
>>534477060Being limited by not just the dogshit filters but also the character count per message sucks
>card without special priority
Holy shit they are bad, just delete them already
Sexually assaulting Nice Nature's hair fluff!
>>534476867the uma police isn't going to a random gook/chink forum to delete porn bro, they make the majority of it for a reason
>>534477207I've read almost everything they have and I don't think anything in particular is fucked up. Even the earlier works is just DP and choking at best. I think.
>>534468430She just loves you too much.
This is what a good looking Mejiro looks like.
>>534476963Stop doing 10 runs a day trying to farm for a very specific top % horse. The more conditions you put on a "successful" horse run, the exponentially more runs you'll have to do to achieve those
...you guys actually care if someone doesn't post anything in chat? I thought clubs were supposed to be shoe trading business and not fucking discord
>>534476963I'm still having fun, but it's really time consuming. I've been prepared to quit since I figured out how long the dailies were. Hesitant to spend any money because I don't want to get too attached.
>>534476981No problem go wild with El. As I said, if you need more days for burrow just shout it here. I'll hold her up as long as you need.
>>534476712kitasan
satono diamond
rice shower
marvelous sunday
aoi kiryuin
symboli rudolf
Try to get 600 speed and stamina to finish URA
>>534468430Nice Nature would be a really clingy wife
>>534477353Don't do it anon, that's where she keeps all her debuffs!
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>>534477440bros too shy to post the ohayo sticker
Mandatory GM sticker every morning or else you get kicked
>>534477440I only post the akikawa emote in chat
Theres one speed card slot in my deck where I dont have mlb. Is 2lb Sweep Tosho better than 2lb SSR Nishino Flower? Sweep conventionally seems just better for stats but Nishino and 2LB has a speed bonus +1 which I'm not sure is a gamechanger
>>534477398Is it really so hard to not post AI sloppers?
>>534477398damn she's hot
>>534477112Mambo should have 2-3 open spots but you'll have to wait for the dancho to wake up and kick the afks
>>534476963please don't go, im gonna miss you
>>534477469t. failed artist
>>534477469>see woman>slopYou'll die alone, incel.
>>534477440This general is basically the chat for any /uma/ club anyways.
>>534477112>I'm off cooldown too....Why did you get kicked?
>>534477440If you at least post a sticker or trade shoes then you are at least giving the impression that you are reading the chat.
If I post in chat "anon you've been doing 200k fans a day will you make the quota in time" and I see no messages no stickers no shoes and you continue to do 200k fans daily for the next few days then I'm going to assume you're not even aware there's a quota and will kick earlier so you can at least get the monthly gibs with another club
>>534477531>Try to get 600 speed and stamina to finish URAyou don't need to win URA on a debuffer, that deck will only net you like 8-9 debuff skills on a good run with hardly any wit
MAYANO NEVER ACTIVATES HER DUMB FUCKING UNIQUE IN TT
WHY DO I KEEP USING THIS STUPID FUCKING BRAT
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I will cum inside Mejiro Ryan
>>534477356How could you miss Ai-chan getting sleep-raped by the school nurse? (who gets "a taste" of every uma who comes through before they're discharged)
>>534477493El Sweaty Pasa
>>534477440>he didn't spam the Golshi Victory or Death emote at the beginning of Golshi weekYep, that's a kick.
>>534476963>Aim for the absolute very best in a game that's been out for 2 months>"oh it's too hard and I can't get it instantly, I quit"
>>534477646anon you're ai generating uma gravure shots AND posting on /vg/
there are literally no words yet conceived capable of describing just how virginal your death will be
You think there are cases of trainers running away from Tracen? Idk, maybe their trainee was abusive or demanding
>>534476371I haven't gone all in on a character banner yet and don't want dupes. I'll probably use it after Seiun Sky or Maruzensky summer. Pulling meta for now because wife (Palmer) isn't for another year.
>>534475506The reason you shouldn't kick after the second week is because it'll be hard to find a replacement. If you already found someone willing to join despite no rewards, then go for it. Leeches have no rights.
>>534476963Umamusume isn't even 1/100000000000000000 of the grind that is Granshit, stop LARPing.
>>534477398>couldn't find an actual good looking piece >had to make this crap to prove a pointWay to own yourself bro
80% of my careers are spark farming but all of the 3* I have are from pvp build runs
fucked up
>>534469383What is their daughter's name, and when will they start racing? They're gonna have high expectations...
What degree of incest is this, given Sunday Silence is grandfather for them both?
Also, what is Sweep Tosho doing there? I'm not too up on horse lore...
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>>534471114I said fat horses are cute.
Grass wonder is cute.
they all dropped except for natie
>>534477398SAR DO REDEEM THE SLOP
>>534477852Well, maybe if you'd be able to describe it, you wouldn't be flipping burgers with an arts degree.
>>534477772GAH that's one of the more recent ones (translated too) and it completely missed me and I still consider that somewhat tame since she wasn't resisting because she's well...asleep. Maybe I am fucked in the head.
>>534477398Donโt care if itโs AI sheโs smoking hot
>>534477848idk with the same amount of time and effort put into something like factorio you'd most definitely have cityblock megabases pumping out millions of science per hour. This game has abysmal investment to return ratio.
>>534477853me after getting special week pregnant
I don't actually want to deal with retarded children it was just a moment of weakness to her fat titties
>>534477617Sounds good
>>534477660The Sakuraniku danchou said it would become a casual club and offered to boot the people looking for sweat
>>534476760she came back for more but didnt leave me a 3* spark rating
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Never ask Yaeno Muteki what she was doing in Manchukuo between 1931 and 1945.
>>534478114>sheโs smoking hotNo shit, her skin is melting
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>nice I got the 2* ticket from the event already, ill use it right away
game...
not the day game...
Noob question
Are there any diminishing returns to "increase velocity" skills if the uma already has 1200 speed?
Velocity is + max speed right? It would say acceleration if it was about reaching that speed faster which is controlled by power?
So do you go beyond the 1200 cap or what?
>goldship doesn't want to cooperatea since yesterday
>always 2nd or lower whenever 1st place isn't mandatory
>get hotspring ticket
>wins every single race after
>finishes URA with the 2nd best score I've had with her even with a shit training planning
????
>>534475129I literally left my previous club because dancho wouldn't kick niggers that just logged in for shoes and never played the game. Just do it nobody will miss him.
God damn one single AI picture completely broke him. Look at all that samefagging.
Sleep tight, Grass Wonder.
>>534478068Actually I have a law degree, retard. Should've aimed at my social or love life if you weren't such a useless fuck up.
Hmm seems like there are probably two sloppers in this general who defend each other fiercely and even hand out (you)s to each other.
The club chat is ridiculously censored, can't even post a simple "RIP Grass Wonder". Also she has no stamp.
>Still trying to get MTKNFKKTR to finish the URA finals since I've been stuck getting her normal endings forever
>3 speed 3 stamina keeps making me lack enough power to accelerate/push through the crowd
>okay, swap one stamina for my SSR El Condor Pasa to get some passing abilities and improve power
>now I'm getting 3 character stacks on power and I've seen 2 characters on speed once by the first summer camp
What did I do to offend Shiraoki-sama to make my runs with this girl so troublesome.
>>534478254He wanted to give you something before he left...
>>534478298>himWho are you seething about Rakesh, can you point out his samefagging?
"Yo Trainer, still alive?"
What was that anon talking about, Ryans huge tits are all over the place during umapyoi
>>534473808You should've kicked the 600k shitter who wasn't online for 8 days /uma/dachi dancho...
>>534477994Kitasan's daughters with Almond Eye don't have names yet, yes, they had two
and the reason you see Kitasan being paired with sweepy a lot is because he had his first offspring with her irl, called piedra de luna
https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2019105257/
>>534477853Trainers do not go missing from Tracen.
All reports or news articles mentioning Trainer dissapearances are libel against the academy and are to be referred to Tazuna.
Any claims of political coverups by the meijiro or satono families are simply sad acts of defemation and will be met with legal action.
>>534477994they start racing at 2 year old, so next year
sweepy is there because kita also bred with her
>>534478260Speed (the stat) is used in a formula to calculate target speed (velocity). So your skill will affect the end result and is unrelated to the 1200 cap. Green skills with the boot icon like Lone Wolf or Spring Runner on the other hand will affect the speed stat and can go beyond the 1200 cap, same as an S-rating in the distance the Uma is running.
>>534478538Not huge enough. They'd need to be coomer-art tier to make her design forgivable.
>>534473808The game doesn't actually specify whether people get kicked or just left by themselves so this never happened unless said dancho was a dumbass and proudly announced he'd kick them beforehand
>>534478503I guess I shuold honour him and do a grass wonder race today
What type of dumb slop would /uma/ prefer to see instead?
>>534477398Look at her go
https://x.com/game_verse_1/status/1943667081427423399?s=46
>>534478752Fuku-chan doing backflips to praise Shiraoki-sama
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mejiro anthem
>>534478784how is that an A rank
>>534478698Honestly just another hair cut would do it
Does anyone ever take the bottom option after a race? The stats gained looks the same to me but it drains a lot more energy
>>534478482I did pretty well with 3spd/3stam on my runs with her. That being said, if your run is fucked by rng, its fucked by rng. No way around that.
>>534478538That boy has quite the aggressive chest
>>534478752Vodka chugging a bottle of Absolut Vodka.
>use stamina parents
>roll power spark
>use power parents
>roll stamina spark
>use stamina parents
>roll power spark
>0/3 daily borrows
>>534478978That'd just actually be a redesign though, the hair is like 50% of an anime character's design
>>534478784...good job anon...
>One of the missions is to get 5.6 million fans with Gold Ship
>Doing a run with Gold Ship and doing all available G1s for her(Medium and Long ones) ends your career around 400k+ fans
>That means to complete that mission, you gotta run Gold Ship around 14 times
Bros, I don't want to grind a single horse this much.
>>534478989It's a gamble, there's a chance it drains only like 5 energy from you whereas the upper one takes a fixed amount. I usually take it.
>>534478989You always take the bottom option anon. It can be only 5 energy lost that way.
>>534478989it's either half or double the amount of normal energy you lose by clicking the top option, it's not worth taking since the chance of getting half is low
I'm in love with her boobs
>>534479193You have two weeks bro, it's one run a day
tfw as danchou my mcnoobies actually use my uma its going to be so hard to kick them
>>534479193>400kUse support cards with a higher fan bonus, retard
And had you not done ANY runs with Gold Ship?
>Gets falled fat
>Fucking dies
Why was she like this....?
>>534479138>gets fat>dies from organ failureMany such cases. Take care of yourself anons and never click bottom option in food events.
>>534479318Akebono should wear that outfit
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>>534474591>sweaty sex with Digitan while whispering compliments into her earchink-sama...
I kneel...
I got Air Groove I HATE Air Groove
>>534479432Slow Metabolism? Never heard of her!
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Is there a way to see progress on this achievement?
>>534479297Actually if you won the race it's either 20 or 5 energy (compared to 15 from the top option). Idk what the odds are but if it's 50/50 (doesn't feel like it is) it should be worth it.
If you lose the race 35/20/10, I think? Can't remember how it was for getting less than 5th though.
>>534479193>That means to complete that mission, you gotta run Gold Ship around 14 timesthat's literally 1 run a day, even with your terrible support card setup, and assuming you started with 0 goldship fans because it's looking at her total fan count, because it's a 2 week goal. we had PSAs weeks ago telling you to start doing her runs then if you were lazy.
>>534479464The world isn't ready for that kind of power
>>534479379Because you're basically calling her an american and nobody deserves that.
>>534477469Sheโs sexy in official art too
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My autistic front-runner queen has gifted me my first 3* speed
Wonderful
What am I supposed to do with veteran umas that are lower in rank? It's getting a bit cluttered. Is transferring them essentially deleting them? Is there a way to store without deleting them?
>>534478538imagine getting pushed to the bed by that boy
>>534479573>Put a whole carrot in a burger>perfectTracen academy cooks are frauds
So I'm suppose to save my carats for Super Creek card coming up, right?
>>534478185Isn't she the one who needed (You)r instruction to actually shoot straight or am I mistaking it for another story?
There are several with this exact event.
>>534479786thats pretty gud
>>534479326that's fucked bro, you can't do that. Just wait a month and they'll either stop playing or start getting normal good numbers
>>534479804transfering is perma deletion
if they have no value as parents or racers then glue them
>>534479642What the fuck are scenario rewards?
Are frenzied debuffs kinda bad? If uma gets rushed she will lose anyway
can i run oguri cap and grass wonder for cm?
>>534479834Youโre supposed to save your carats for your waifu
when is maruzansky's cute granddaughter added to the game?
>>534479804Why not just favorite mark the ones you use/think are viable and then filter it that way? That's how you're meant to do it.
>>534479193It's like 7 hours in two weeks, just do it.
>>534474591thanks, just busted a flush to that nice nature set
ty anon
>Translated Grass Wonder Koma
>Decide to look up Grass Wonder
>"Grass Wonder was"
>Stopped reading right there and went to bed
Today will be better
I think I'll just do 1 or 2 careers a day from now on.
>>534478401I donโt know about the guy youโre arguing with but I donโt make the pictures I post. I just see stuff I like on X and post it.
>>534479207>>534479214From my recent runs it takes 20 stam everytime except for once, the rates are extremely skewed it's not worth it
>>534477752she almost never does if you are running her as a front runner...
>>534479942the more stamina drain the merrier
>>534479968But I already have my waifu at 4 stars.
who am i getting /uma/? i wouldn't mind air groove
I am sexually attracted to this crybaby
>>534479995Spe has been in the game since literally fucking day 1โฆoh, you said her cute granddaughter, my bad.
>>534479642Click on scenario record when you go to start a career, you need an uma with 16k rating
>>534478994I don't doubt that, even before that swap, it seemed like a promising enough run because I did Hopeless Stakes, and she got second after losing first by a neck, so I still found it promising enough. Then she barely gets the qualifying positions in races between first and second summer camp, then decides to win every race after that up to the last Arima Kinen. Okay, what a weird rollercoaster, but it still seems good, but then first URA race, initial run and 2 clock retries and she never ends up higher than 4th. Like fucking what, I even watched that last race before giving up the run, I gave you two maneuvering abilities pleeeeease, oh well.
RNG is fickle this afternoon kek, I'll give her more chances this evening.
>>534471837>Earlier this week a twitter post about how Grass Wonder got fat in retirement was made.>Got hundreds of retweets, twitterfags all over fatposting Grass-chan and even drawing her as a bbw.>IRL Grass dies a few days later. (Today)
>>534480156What makes you select slop, then...
>>534479942Fairly sure they're single target because they'll proc as soon as an uma is rushed.
>>534478254wtf.. i got her too
>>534478978Isn't one of her events her complaining about how she wants longer hair?
End closers are so inconsistant holy shit.
>>534480238Oh that's good and hilarious actually! Thanks.
>>534480296>sampleShe is a good girl
>>534480397Fatfags deserve the rope.
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I have a confession to make.
When she does this I give her a fistbump through the monitor
>>534480338Sorry, I meant cute daughter
>>534480584>uwaaah that's not my fetish!Get a grip fag
>>534479816Hey there's also lettuce, okay?
>>534480397Don't you have a shred of decency in your black soul?
>>534467689I'm gonna make a sound version of this I'm just having trouble picking a song, any suggestions opera bros?
>>534480665Grats anon. I wasn't really interested in her but after doing her career I started really liking her
>>534480028>Why not just favorite mark the ones you use/think are viableHow do you favorite?
>>534479214The jp wiki and gametora seem to show different numbers.
-5/-20 on gametora
-5/-10/-20/-30 on the jp wiki
Don't know if it's because one of them is wrong or if it's a version difference.
Biwa Hayahide HATE. HATE. HATE. Holy fuck, just shave your massive fucking mop off if you're going to cry about a bad hair day 5+ times every year. FUCK. Trying to train this dumb, moody bitch is the worst experience you can have in this game. Non-stop spam of mood down events as she cries about the humidity. I wish I'd never had the terrible misfortune of pulling her by accident while trying to get Curren Chan. Worst uma in the game by far.
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>>534480954I don't know about the gaming chair but eh, I'll take it
>>534480914just get it from here and sync?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_MrCzRs0FA
>>534477175>>534477212>>534477236>>534477268I think that guy just wanted to see some Ryan tits
>>534480715No, kill yourself, your fetish makes decent people puke and good horses die, you brain damage reprobate.
>take positioning skill
>got 8th
fucker
imagine falling in love with your trainee
>>534480584I agree, they should've been drawing her pregnant. (By me)
>>534481081I always pick the second option on race wins it's 5/20, jp version must've got changed
Who has the worst casual wear and why is it Mejiro Ryan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzG5BOZy5a8
>>534481189Trainer issue.
>>534481210I meant like taking a different song and putting it over the edit like
>>534469679, but if anons want it with the actual song that's fine too.
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>>534481018Fucker even took the carrot first
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B-Bros...
I made her be THE GOAT but still no A RANK...
will she allow me?
>>534469362I don't play this game with sound on bro
>>534481189you do not deserve to have my big breasted wife on your account
>>534476002ningen mansluts need correction
>>534481189not only that but her stat bonuses are trash so building her is a pain in the ass, plus like 80% chance for sleep deprived every rest
its sad because I really like her
>>534481441She won't once she learned you've been making AI slop of her
>>534481407much better kek
>>534480963thanks! as a character design i like her a lot, after i'm done with this golshi run i'm trying her multiple times
There's a 2d inactive in umao
Make a spot for Sakuranikubros
Kick him NOW
>>534481441Not if you keep posting AI slop.
>>534478752Sexy sweek with her big butt
art of the umas in heaven hits different man..fuck
>>534481270what are you gonna do? break her heart after 3 years?
heartless cunt
>>534475643I have some but I spent on Urara card before. No idea if I can get enough to buy them out. And I really want Urara card too 1 LB isn't that good.
>>534427079Reminder that ruskies are subhuman nigger scum akin to seanigger or chink bugs <3
>>534481564jesus CHRIST is that real??
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>buys you
>>534481565auspicious digits!
>>534481441there's such an overwhelming, absurd amount of great art of this exact setup with this exact character, what's the point of making sloppa of it specifically
>>534478752make good posts instead
>>534480954>>534481407>vodka drunk fondling scarlet's tits while complaining about their size
>>534481549Only if your name is Owen Wilson
>>534475643You get FP out of your support card, not veteran uma.
>>534481691Don't say that, they seed all of my rutracker torrents
>>534481007If you have a veteran / legacy open, there should be a empty carrot symbol at the top left, tap it. When you filter for legacies just check the carrot check at the bottom.
>>534481796You won't need it
>>534481538>10% guts 20% witYeah, I regret rolling for her. Her story was disappointing too, just an obsession with her sister. Kinda the same disappointment I felt with Teio's story.
>>534481838If he doesn't know that, he probably doesn't ge this support card borrowed at all either, bro...
Holy shit I just had a Rice Showa career without a single mood down event.
>>534481553He said casual wear bro, Golshi's is alright. Ryan dresses like a granny, which kinda works for Tachyon who has a similar fit but not at all for Ryan.
What the fuck is that King Halo SR card event?
Mood down or -20 energy? And all for nothing.
>>534482007You should pull before your luck dissipates.
>>534481553I didn't like her at first, neither personality nor design. But then I fapped to her once and now I think she's pretty damn sexy. Those white tights and shapely tits are really nice.
>>534469362Bakushin, Umapyoi, Winning the Soul, Next Frontier, and Brilliant Phantasia. My top 5 in order of priority.
>>534481449You are not immune to Bakuganda.
>>534482085its the price you pay for +1 speed/power at MLB
>>534481607>waste their best years nonstop racing>I wonder why they end up falling in love with the only person that who was by their side all these years
>>534482108B-but Super Creek banner...
>>534482127Another one falls to her charm...
>>534482127you can do that?
taiki swinging her tits all over the place to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHJR9QimWjI
>>534481564I don't feel comfortable with stallions that close to my mares
Does "Golshi Mode" actually do anything other than give rewards
>>534481796Didn't even get the second gauge event, fuck this game
>>534481389Taishin dresses like she picked up random clothes from the floor. And the hat is stupid.
>>534481449>>534482146i didnt play with sound until someone told me they hated bakushin song, so i turned sound on to play that and now i play with sound
>>534482127She has one of the lewdest uniforms with the titty straps.
uhhh did something happen? I was able to log in after the reset but can't now
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when is THIS SHIT rerunning
I need the card
>>534481745I am already Satono (Diamond) owned
>>534482270>spe gets a half chub and it presses against vodka
>>534482329How come the hat doesn't fall off?
>>534482364Yeah I really like the way they frame her tits, you're right.
>>534482408you really don't
>>534482127She's hiding her looks!
>>534482408In a year maybe?
>>534482275>he doesn't know
>>534481606Umas are supposed to be reincarnations of the irl horses, which means they are being born when the horse dies instead of going to horse heaven 2. They aren't dead, rather their second life has just begun. Don't cry, instead celebrate the cycle of life and draw uma birth.
>>534482275Turns all the other horses into giga-buffed umas.
>>534480914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPDTUjnWgA
>>534481018>Takes the best part, the carrotNow I think I understand more of what makes an uma mad.
>>534482329She looks like she is dressed for 2008
It's quite shrimple. I am saving all of my carats for a year and a half for this queen.
>>534482085It's +25 stats for 20 energy
Not that different from a junior year spring-summer training
Not great and can kinda suck if it messes up a senior year rainbow or something, but still far from the worst support event considering the rest of the card is pretty good
>>534482527Yep this outfit and the swimsuit too, they both really showcase how damn sexy she actually is.
>>534482527Mewtwo-ass build.
>>534482527I like that she looks like a classy Mejiro girl which she pretty much is, but somehow her down syndrome face still shines through making it unmistakably Gold Ship.
>>534482569>and draw uma birthI know what you are...
>>534482127I have her on the race booth so she shows off those curves when i hit race
>>534482527>170cm base heightShe's perfect in every way
>>534482664Good choice but 30k is enough anon
>>534482408It doesn't, you can buy the card later on
>>534480914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZgxW_3LIQ
>>534482527She's really pretty without the headgear
>>534482826>>534481407>>534481813Is there a way to block AI shit automatically? Like in 4chan X settings?
>>534482664>>534482806Can't take the retard out of the horse.
>>534482830Sex. Pure sex.
Now that Grass-chan died, can we instead make fun of Contrail which turned into a cow after retiring from racing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQsCA7Icujc
>RNG this run decides to make me lose the debut
>Go on a constant losing streak despite having around the same stats/skills I usually do, negative events always hounding me
>1* Guts
There has to be some kind of hidden negative modifier that curses your run after losing the debut, I refuse to believe otherwise.
>>534482979Just close your eyes
do you hard focus building friendship levels in junior/early classic? what if there's a double rainbow stack
>>534482979Still cryingโฆ
>>534482730There's a giant possibility Orfevre could've inherited Stay Gold's insanity instead of Gold Ship. Nakayama Festa definitely inherited the hobo looks.
>>534482979filter by resolution
>>534483027When is phonehead fatty being added to the game already
>>534482408>check>gourmand really is only on that cardjej
just roll for akebono idk
>>534482990Didn't mean for that first link.
>>534482654Be careful who your team is aroun them Mejiro girls.
>>534482550Fuck you, 2pac is great.
Someone redpill me on what significance 564 has to Goldship.
>>534483295Still waiting for Eminem
>>534482979Get with the times old man
>>534483314Every time someone asks this question, rice shower gets tissues
>>534483119>Nakayama Festa definitely inherited the hobo looks.I don't know if it's just because we haven't seen her career yet but game Nakayama looks like a lazy bum, bit of a bully but more so content to just light up by herself.
The real horse on the other hand sounds like an aggressive mad cunt only surpassed by Dream Journey.
>>534482956the final stage of enlightenment is realizing that she is equally hot with the headgear on
>>534483314>go ro shi>5 6 4
>usually hitting over 500k TT scores and have been ending weeks with 525k and above
>good career runs over the past few days have pushed my team rating up to the upper 17k
>past few days can't even crack 480k scores even when selecting the middle opponent with many losses giving <80k results
do I just go back to my old TT racers or something? i mean i should be able to still crack a 500k score once a week to stay in class 6 unless some major upheaval in retention score happens again, but man tapping through my RP has felt pretty bad. i'm not witmaxing either, just shooting for high speed while meeting stam requirements.
>>534482826Now draw vodka and scarlet kissing
>>534483413Please kill yourself
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WHAT THE FUCK
WHY IS THE NICO'S VA IN THIS POSG
SAME AS SENKO'S
my CM team looks like this
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbprhhrQ3rI
>>534482664Same but for my wife.
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>WAHHHHH WAHHHHH HES POSTING AI PICS WAHHHHH SNIFFFFF NYOOOOOOO IS THAT SLOPPA MY EYES CANT TAKE IT I CANT RIP PEOPLE OFF FOR MY SHITTY DRAWING ANYMORE T_T T_T T_T SUPPORT ARTISTS PLEASE!!!! WAHHHHHHHH NO MORE AI NO MORE AI WAHHHH
>log in
>drop urara emote
>request dirt shoes
>put bakushinshin on the jukebox
>Umazed! 1 time(s)
Yep, it's gaming time.
>>534482664you only need to save for like 3 months bwo...
Is she worth pulling for?
>>534483516what for? quit acting like a retarded sperg
>>534483861I like her, so I'm going to.
>AIjeets
Global was a mistake
>>534483861If you're not just pulling for whoever you, like what are you even doing anon?
>>534483861she is a MUST PULL
>>534483050I've learned to accept debut losses. It just means you get more skill points for some of those crucial early races. You can still recover from them pretty easily. Any uma that fails to claim a triple crown is a lost cause though.
>>534483936Am I just deaf or is there meant to be sound with these
I normally hate ai but like...
I don't care about artists, AI gen just looks so soulless, literally. The uncanny valley is an instant boner killer. Stop settling for less just because you have no taste.
>>534483861I'm saving for Hishi Amazon.
>>534483861if you like her yes if not you are better off saving all your gems for the all you can spark banner
>last image is Teiover
jej
>>534484150eat shit
AI GODS POST SLOPPA
>>534484150SHUT UP ARTIST SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>534484094Sound anons are playing around with tampermonkey extension + 4chan sounds script with these because the site can't be arsed to support it on most boards even now.
>>534484104Looks like AI gen from a year ago when everything just looked shiny.
>>534484104But what? It's not Luna, it's not her outfit, and the background makes no sense.
don't worry guys goldship has 12 days left to live he's not dead yet
Sloppa shop is CLOSED. Come back later
>>534484287All spark banner is for whales only or someone who missed someone. It's really fucking bad otherwise.
>>534484287>for the all you can spark bannerThe fuck is that???
>>534484150>Settling for lessWell I mean, you can wait and pray that someone draws what you want, or you can take it into your own hands. You might have a hope for arguing better and worse but AI is definitely, strictly speaking, more.
>>534484104Why the fuck does every AI sloppa have that weird glossy veneer?
It's like 2 AM in SEA and there's little to no slop during EU hours.
I blame the mutts.
>>534484526I'd rather have ten St Honore cakes than a thousand Twinkies
It's amazing how quickly my desire to play fucking evaporates when racer trainee fails a single low failure chance training or when a spark parent trainee jobs a g1 race
>>534483936I can't believe Uma Musume is what got me to listen to Death Grips.
>>534484592Quick lazy generation using older models or a weak setup, AI generation is honestly much better than that these days but that guy isn't even putting in as much effort as most prompters.
>>534484592Slop makers not bothering to explore different art styles
Does this game download data if you close your phone screen? I'm at a convention with spotty internet and my friend is stuck looping the intro MV while the game downloads. He did the entire tutorial and the download is only at 35%.
>>534482979i wish there was
if you delete old images you can post more!
>>534483149it's very common as a promotion level skill for horses that are meant to be pace chaser.
>>534484592because the people who make these are unironic low iq subhumans with no artistic vision or skill. so they settle for the lowest hanging fruit
thats why every single AI slop comes from the same model and they all look like smeared plastic with the exact same face structure
>>534476792>B87 W57 H86inb4 what do those mean.
>>534483761you'll notice no one said anything about atsits
nobody gives a shit about your culture war or whatever
people just hate the dogshit ass slop you post
>>534482795I can't imagine her having a baby
>>534469461Ate total shit on two Top Gun runs; Golshi desires young blood, clearly.
>>534470693Didn't JP players attempt and actually do kill some veteran horses to get more gibs from Cygames?
>>534472130I'll show this boy who's boss of this gym
>>534484494>It's really fucking bad otherwise.How so?
>>534488109it's not that anon is delusional or doesn't know what they're talking about.
if you roll 200 on curren banner the average is getting like 3 currens and 4 random 3*s, and you don't want extra currens.
if you roll 200 on universal banner the average is getting 6 random umas and getting to hand pick any uma you want, while knowing what you already pulled and getting to avoid the 6 random ones you got.
it's by far the best uma banner the game has ever run, and they don't rerun it because it's too powerful at letting people snipe umas with sparks.
>>534488609How are the 3* rates outside of pity in comparison to regular char banners?
>>534488731it's 1:1 identical, that's why both scenarios have 7 total. 3% rate for 3*, but the spotlight uma is boosted so you're very likely to get 2ish copies by time you spark which can only give you another of the spotlight uma. universal banner is still 3% but no spotlight, so the random umas you get are much less likely to be dupes.
>>534488972Sounds like the banner is shit then. More 2*s than a normal spotlight banner with the only benefit being once you've got 200 pulls of useless statues you get to spark whoever you want.
>>534489387It sounds like you should just learn how to read, I don't know how to explain it more clearly but you obviously cannot understand plain english if you read what I typed and think that there are more 2*s in a banner I specifically said was 1:1 identical with the exact same amount of 3* units.
>>5344898607 total what? Which scenarios? Why are we talking about two scenarios for a one off thing? You should learn how to articulate yourself in proper English. Fucking idiot.
>>534490253it's not my fault if you cannot read extremely simple english.
>>534488609 contains a literal exact explanation of what both get and is where the 7 comes from, it is not my fault if you cannot handle 3+4 and 6+1 and evaluate that information.
>>534490468You type like schizophrenic ESL.
>>534490557concession accepted that you finally realized your mistake and now just have to resort to ad hominems while dropping the actual topic completely because you know you have no leg to stand on.
>>534490835>hurr concession durr debateOkay, retard. Don't pop a pimple.
>>534490835stop giving it attention
>>534491007fair lmao. it's just funny that the people begging to be spoonfed lash out at whoever helps them when they just can't understand basic shit.
>>534477532oh that sounds terrible am I right hahahaha
>>534480687this pose and her story won me over so hard, shes so cute and cool
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