Thread 534467405

RIP Grass Wonder.

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>>534467405 (OP)
AAAAAAAAA

I’m going to eat Rice Shower

>>534466590
It's too late... the good players are left in limbo, the guild is now made up of half slackers, and we'd need to rerecruit all over again... we both need to hire and sack half out squad if we want the guild to live.
Thrane... are you willing to become a demon to save Sakuraniku?

looking for an active club at A rank or higher.
fan count is only at 30 mil because i started playing 16 days ago.
ID: 896538884250

Digitan LOVE

what are they yappin about

I honestly have no idea what happened in this run

Teio!

SO
RE
WA

>>534467625
eel box without eel

I thought bwo and nyo posters were cringe when I first started playing but now I became a bwo and nyo poster

I thought Special Week hated Grass Wonder.

Horse Heaven is for japanese horses only

Almond Milk

>>534467608
Maybe start at C bub

>>534467761
bwo...

mambs

>>534467625
Food...

>>534467608
lemao even

>>534467804
they grew up in the same ranch and went to the same ranch again after retirement, they didn't hate each other, Spe was just special

>>534467609
So whats her career like?

>Golshi mode
>View results
>Low placements
>Watch race
>Win
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>534467761
nyo...

>>534467761
calling each other "bro" is a culture shared among all gacha generals on /vg/.

how are you supposed to train Golshi with her insane mood down syndromes?

>>534468073
I'm a gacha newfag

>>534468101
>tazuna
>complaining about mood downs

torena issue

>>534468101
same as any hors

>>534468073
bro...

>>534467804
grass wonder mind broke him so hard he became chestnut racist

>>534468101
You must have gotten supremely unlucky to end up with that spread even with the green woman

>>534467830
She stole my wife's clothes

HUH
ZAMN

>the pulls i get on the super creek banner will determine the fate of my account for months since i wont be doing any card pulls on it for a very long time after
bwos im nervous

is nemesis good on gold ship?

>after like 30 bakushin careers, randomly get a new event
>it's by far the best event in her career
>it's double-locked behind date RNG
brehs... this shit's got me tearing up... why is it something anyone is unlikely to ever see...

>>534468101
golshi's not even as bad as other girls? she has her own unique mood up when she locks training

but anyway borrow tazuna just in general

Best that I could manage so far, no tail held high hints sadly, but I'm not really sure how to get better results other than upgrading my cards, which will be a while

Whats her problem?

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>534468008
>stupid superstitious player
>ignores evidence not fitting his superstition
>fixates on evidence that supports it
>refuses to even consider the facts
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>534468101
I play with Haru Urara guts card.

>>534468395
he did lmao

>>534468353
good luck I'm skipping it for the kita rerun

>>534468101
bwo.... what happened did you continue playing with slacker on

>>534468420
Beautiful miler, congrats anon

lmao what the fuck

>>534467405 (OP)
Grassu...

>>534468253
i dont care, she just has to clear races and get fans for her total fan threshold (for the golshi week mission), afterwards she is considered perma benched. What a terrific uma to work with, I swear. I'd take Rice Shower any day

>>534468596
when is that

>>534468353
you know they can't stop you from rolling for a non meta card right? honestly if you end up bricked on SRs after both kita and SC banners it is probably worth pulling an off meta banner before waiting months and months for a meta banner with dilution

>>534468395
yeah the training lock is legit a great event. +20 energy and +mood is great, and the "downside" of limited options barely matters. in the cases where the 1 training is mid, just do a race or rest if your energy was seriously low.

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

>>534468392
uh... which event?

>>534467830
Come back when you're out of the NPC cage

>>534467687
>browser blocking this one?
>>534467756
>this one plays just fine
huh?

Does vodka ever get a ssr?

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/-Zk7pIiY3Dc?si=7g2VnAlxIM1R-y1i

>>534468915
Nah they all work now, I just had to refresh like 10 times

I made 500k fans today. sakuraniku is saved.

>>534468931
the best power ssr in the game right now is vodka's

got a 3* stamina spark…

>>534468725
I could eat that

>>534467689
>No sound
yamestop kudaplease

With the amount of runs I've been doing with her it was bound to happen.

>>534468970
Did they happen for everyone? The hell happen.

>>534469018
These umas had sex

>>534468915
I spent half an hour last thread trying to find out what's wrong with my script and gave up, now following your links it just works again

>>534468473
Nah boss, I just won the URA final by 5 lengths with a similar stacked Goldship as my other runs. I always check predictions pre race, double circles and outclassing the field by a wide margin. There is some shenanigans behind the view results in Goldship mode.

It's common decency to always watch the final concert of your trainee after they win the URA, right?

>>534469210
Yeah, I even had to go to my other browser and see if it was a Chrome thing, but nah 4chin was just being shit

>>534469089
congrats bwo... happy for u...

What song immediately gets an umazing from you?

>>534469162
here's the sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVh0bMNSFss

>>534469018
Lovely couple

>>534469269
I remember having issues with the script for a minute
Basically had to uninstall and reinstall it until it finally just started to work.

Hmmmmm yeah I won't try golshi mode again if I'm not trying to win the URA over making a good racer

>>534469089
It should have been me

>>534469362
umapyoi

>>534468741
im okayish on SRs
0LB creek, 3LB kitasan black is where i sit from that banner
i have MLB daiwa and 3LB tosho and then a few okay 1/2LBs like king halo, manhattan cafe and bourbon but most of my SRs from the kitasan banner were guts which will be great once guts is buffed but until then im just alright, problem is i started late and didnt get welfare spe so my 3rd/4th speed cards are either borrows, an MLB rare or a 2LB king halo
im mostly praying for the MLB sweep and then getting the others up

How is Golshi week treating everyone?

It's time

The inspirations didn't hit any of the 6 medium spark slots again.

>>534469083
I didnt mean her support card like a new unit

>>534469310
>bro I flipped my quarter 10 times with my left hand and 3 times with my right hand, all 3 with the right hand were heads but only 4 of 10 were heads for left!!! they rigged my quarter bro, no other explanation!!!

>>534469378
nah this is Temu Opera's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPDTUjnWgA

>>534469469
break a leg anon!

what the fuck is wrong with the club chat filter
are the servers for that specifically hosted in the uk or some shit

>>534469520
christmas vodka

>>534469452
VERY important design doc

>>534469269
Oh don't worry I was confused as fuck too thinking it was the script or my browser being the problem and troubleshooted for like 20 minutes.

When is the mega banner with all uma on it?

>Fail training
>all stats down by 10
Rice... I really want to get you to A you know?

>>534469461
Got golshi to 3* and got 2 3* sparks on the 1st day and today got my first A rank Golshi. On track to getting the 5.64 mil fans. Nothing good from the daily pulls so far though. Overall pretty good

Kitasan is the Reimu of uma

>>534469216
Oguri cute!

>>534469605
NOT TODAY

>>534469764
>overdid it

>>534469089
EXPLODE

>>534467756
need an uma edit of sweep with this

>>534468430
low self-esteem

>>534469640
Damn thatll take forever to come out

>>534469846
It was a 12% and she failed the next one with a 15% too

>>534469783
Prove it. I need pictures.

So are they going to give free carats or at least star pieces or something? What usually happens in JP?

>>534469615
Cygames special

Fuck me bros....

>>534469979
what are you begging for now? it's literally golshi week, we're getting fuckloads of every kind of resource for free as we speak.

>>534469979
Wow... American...

>>534469969
here you go bro

>>534468637
I don't really have much of a reference point, so I'm glad someone thinks she's good lol. Now I just need a third dirt uma so I can run her on miles in TT

When are we going to get concerts like Oguri Cap's Kasamatsu Ondo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfqQwUrcuWE

>>534469643
I love her

Can she do it

>>534470054
king...

Why are there almost all the Uma horses long dead? Are most modern Jap horses jobbers that can't get in the game?

>>534469752
Estimated Feb 8
https://uma.moe/timeline

>undefeated
>see hopeful stakes on a few turns
>not a career goal
>let's do it
>4th

so did they eat grass wonder? seems like a waste of good meat

sweep
open up

If you like TM Opera O then you like men

>>534470105
Yeah but a fucking dead horse is more significant than some cringe retard rerun event no? Could at least have a legend race or something

I think you should eat your vegetables.

>>534470324
Owners don't want to tarnish active horses' names with a weeb gacha. Horse betting is serious business.

>>534469979
They don't want to encourage horse jihad due to the rewards.

>>534470324
Ingles?

bros,,
>>534470324
there's only enough notable winners in each era

>>534470368
>"undefeated"
>on september of junior jear
undefeated on what, nigger? debut race and one random g3?

>>534470419
they'll release that event in jp now
4 years for us

>>534470374
>old
>good
Best meat is baby meat, not geriatric meat.

>>534469979
Japan is a country built on respect and honor so the players aren't like you SEA players that demand handouts 24/7 at any excuse possible. Their culture is more likely to take that moment to say "thank you for providing a free experience so many people love so deeply, and allowing us to treasure Grass Wonder within it" instead of immediately go into a shameless grift to literally beat a dead horse demanding freebies.

>>534470256
Hopeful...

WHY IS OGURI'S ENERGY EVENT REVERSED FROM EVERYONE ELSE'S AAA I INSTINCTUALLY WENT BOTTOM

anons who should I use for my shared hors?
condor got a 3 speed and 2 tamina parents
shuttle a 3 power and 2 stamina parents

>>534469559
>Believing intentional programming behaves anything like real probability, especially when money is involved.
Do you play slot machines?

Finally my 1st stamina 3*. And it was when I chose not to use up my last guest parent of the day so she's only a 7* and not an 8. But I guess that means I can still use her together with it next time.

>horses live to be about 30 years old
>why are so many umas dead?

>>534470767
nice

>you NEED sr uncaps
>look at jp
>no one uses sr cards

nice try kmr drones im saving for two years

>>534470324
modern horses are still creating the legacies the game will one day tell.

>>534470716
Not really lmao

>gibs? gibs? gibs?
do you have a sliver of self-respect?

>>534469969
Behold!

>>534470684
I heard aged cows are tastier though

What would you say is the best deck for Golshi?
3stam 3spd?

I do in fact, want to have sex with golshi

You know, winning the URA with Rice is pretty simple.. but making a GOOD Rice for running outside the URA? It's a nightmare, she's so volatile that you miss so much stat earning because she slips or wants to kill herself

Man got the earliest charm I had ever gotten, was SURE this was the run for CM, but all my RNG was terrible, never even managed to get kitas skill, just fuck.

Dammit why do all my decent sparks have to be on Bakushin
>Anon that sux
It is good compared to the usual crap I get

Kitasex Black

Reminder that you cannot outrun them.

>>534468073
bromani...

>>534470693
YWNBJ you fucking pathetic weeb

>>534470841
Skibiddi Rizz will be in there in one

>>534470842
HOPELESS

its just grazy people are playing the dogshit version of the game when you can just pay 5 dollars for a 4 year old fresh jp account and instantly be a god. Its even grazier that kike games released a 4 year old game to global. 4 years in gachaland is EOS

Should I buy Tachyon shart from the club store?

>>534470902
You age the meat AFTER you slaughter them

>Gets called fat once
>Fucking dies

>>534470753
there is strict and exact regulation around slot machines and their RTPs, programming does behave like real probability when it comes to things as simple as a table of outcomes.

>>534468002
>"I Just Want to Be a Mob Character Admiring Uma Musume from Afar But My Gigachad All-Rounder Genes Keep Forcing Me to Win Races?!"
That's the gist of it I think
You should ask JP for something in depth or watch the fan TL on youtube

>perfect run in every way
>last year get only zero or single rainbows every time
thanks...

2 more days, bros...

>>534468859
first part is that one of her classmates decided to give up on her dreams and quit Tracen, Bakushin wants to help her train for her last race
second part is her classmate's race, she Bakushin's to the max and places fifth, it's probably the only truly emotional event in Bakushin's entire career mode

>>534467550
Just leave like I did, or ask him to make you leader and do it yourself.

>>534471114
i never should've made the jokes...

KItasan is a whore

>>534471108
Not dry aging, apparently older cows developed more flavor

>early summer speed cap
>fast learner
>no maestro proc
>no stamina stacks
>no aptitudes
Sigh...

>>534470793
many are horses from the '80s or older

>>534470986
It happens. I had a perfect run where I capped speed before senior year summer but my stamina cards just refused to appear on stamina training.

>>534470321
Need more fanart of Umas comforting their trainer

I WILL BE JAPANESE

can you post more sexy Spe?
i know its weird to call her sexy shes like a hilbilly girl or whatever but still

>>534470887
Oh god that back muscle really complements her pits.

>>534470753
>he thinks the code is magically doing something different when in reality the race simulations were already calculated and set in stone before he clicked to view the race or not
I don't need to play slot machines to tell you that you're retarded. the game literally already has your results before you decide to view the race or not. viewing it does not change the outcome, because it was already locked in.

>>534471250
Boys? In my girlhonse game?!

>watch umamusume s1
>it's okay I guess
>mfw watching Cinderella Gray next

the idea of all the horses in game now being 30+ years old MILFS is pretty fucking hot

>>534471168
Oh that one
Thats a good one

>>534469979
I'd poison Haru's grass if it got us 1500 more carats.

>>534471114
That's one fucking fat hons

>>534471394
watch season 2, RETARD

She’s honestly the perfect girlfriend. You take this one home to mom and marry her at your earliest convenience.

>>534467609
Go go, Digitan!

>>534471539
>Watch an entire season about Teio
Do I have to...?

>>534471539
Better than s1 to be sure, but grey is better atill.

>got 9+ Medium sparks on both legacies combined
>still no S medium
>hit Front Runner on a sub-legacy instead

This would have been nice if it hit the distance spark

>>534471472
we know, SEA monkey

is Stay Gold gonna be a stinky hobo when he releases?
He really doesnt look like a cute girl in my opinion he looks like a vagrant that kinda lives on the street

wtf Grass Wonder DIED???

>Free roll of the day on support card
>Meishi Doto who I MLB'd at least two weeks ago
>Get cleat, see I can get SR+ ticket for the month
>Need Manhattan Cafe or Eishin Flash to give them some sort of uncap
>Get Marvelous Sunday, who I forgot also needed uncaps
I'm not against this result.

Fuck Marry Kill
>Mayano Top Gun
>Nice Nature
>Super Creek

so uh should i run end closer maruzensky

>>534471626
Is this too much stam?

Wait what, Grass Wonder is dead?

Let Sakuraniku be a warning shot, lazy danchou that dont address the slackers will lose the people that actually play.

>>534467761
whats up bwo

>>534471717
fuck and marry all of them
>bu..but
fuck and marry all of them

>>534471114
lore?

>>534471717
the order you posted

GRASSSUUUUUUUUUU NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534471786
>warning shot
GOLSHI REFRENCE?

>>534471624
Animation wise sure, but story wise I feel like S2 had more stakes, especially since Oguri skipped on the classics and she is a beast who didn't get injured once.

>>534471717
Marry
Kill
Fuck

>>534471705
That's right Anon, and you're next

>>534471717
Fuck Creek
Marry Natie
Kill Maya

>>534471717
Fuck Super Creek
Marry Super Creek
Kill Top Gun

>>534470374
>>534470684
memes aside I think they would make bank if they sold the meat in an auction, some of these nip otakus are insane

>>534471884
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
I wish her in game model was more tonned on the bath scene, showing up all that strenght training

>>534470382
I need more vids of IRL Sweep being a brat

>>534471786
I don't think you can call it a warning shot when it happens a week after everyone else did it

>>534471717
Fuck and marry Super Creek
Headpat Nice Nature
Hug Mayano Top Gun
Kill _____

In another timeline (you) were Happy Meeks trainer instead of Kiryuin.

>>534471613
You watched an entire season about Special Needs, get of your high uma you piece of shit.
Also I have yet to see anyone come out of S2 not liking Teio, and if nothing else like half of it is Teio torture porn.

nice, thank you free rolls

>>534471717
Marry
Fuck
Kill

>>534471539
I will, AFTER I'm done with best girl.

>>534470742
Condor will have better base affinity

>>534471884
You're officially gay.

>>534472067
>>534471539
I want to be raped by Teio

>>534471884
I guess all umas deserve love, no matter how ugly they are

>>534471884
sex

>>534472067
>an entire season about Special Needs
Jokes on you, I only watched NTR and Pokke's stuff

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>534472218
well of course
there is people out there who unironically like nice nature

>>534472230
see if the hair ain't as sharp with the curl and softness like that pic, Ryan wouldn't need a bag!

Ruby
https://files.catbox.moe/hedzc5.jpg

when are we getting uma musume 2? this game could have been way better

>>534471114
i mean, that is a really fat horse

>>534470324
It's hard to make something out of a horse that is still young and racing, unless it's extremely notable. Considering that most Uma writing is inspired by real horses and their stories, it makes sense to wait to until the retire at least.

>>534466468
I was right, without proper rainbows in summer I had to hit Wisdom probably about 5 times, if those were 30-40+ Speeds then it's 1200/1200/800/400/400 easy.

>>534472062
That sounds awful. Thank god I’m not in that timeline.

>>534472230
maybe people would be able to look past her horrible design if her tits really were THAT big...

>>534472321
>first person cam

holy shit I need this

Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O
Doki Doki Doki Doki Doki

>>534472062
*alarm goes off*
>It's your junior year again.

>>534472321
you think other umas feel like killing themselves when they lose to haru urara?

>>534472321
>Almond Eye
>losing to Urara
Wacko universe!

Who will be faster?
Top tier uma finishing short race or wiki autist updating wiki

>>534471717
Super freak
>>534472453
Soon

>>534472062
Is she ever playable? I like her

>>534471665
I actually like it

>>534472321
What does Almond Eye run in game, front pace?

>>534472748
Pace chaser

>14 runs with Taishin
>0 onsen tickets
>3 runs with Suzuka
>3 onsen tickets
I'm tired of seen Suzuka naked...

>>534472321
this might be the worst video encoded I've ever seen here

>>534472671
>can still see CB under the bonuses
bricked run, start over

>>534472812
You some kind of pidar?

*unumas your musume*

Is it normal for rice to have like 10 mood down events in a career? it's my first time with her but holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zQ0myS_o60
I might have to rewatch S2 after playing the game and knowing more about the IRL horses.

>>534472721
She's not real.

>>534472321
urara looks adorable zooming by

>>534471281
Man that seems like it would be even more frustrating

>>534472812
she doesnt like you anon, you got a suzuka beggin for cock right next to you and you are chasing the girl whos actively ignoring you

Which should I be prioritizing when making a debuffer; subdued, flustered, or hesitant or are different ones more effective on different running styles?

>losing to urara
???

i know it's kinda ass but is bofa worth taking as a desperation second recovery if i have 1k stam + maestro

When do we get the big niger update

>>534472660
to his dying breath, he was not japanese

>>534472721
Nope, OC horse.
Though there is a JP race horse of the same name now (named after the happy meek in game).
Maybe they should pull a funny and give us a Happy Meek based on the real life Happy Meek that is based on the in game Happy Meek, but arent the same umamusume.

>>534471772

no, but I'm missing a lot of acceleration skills

>>534472897
Yes

>>534467405 (OP)
Beautiful.

>>534473126
Most of the racing horses in Japan aren't japanese in origin to begin with.

>>534472067
>You watched an entire season about Special Needs
Really? Right in front of Special Week's dead mom?

Is there any kind soul with a 3 star Dirt horse available as a parent?

>need 5 million fans for Golshi
oh I guess I'm not finishing all missions

th...thanks Rudolf
could we not talk about it in front of the school?

>>534473093
it's not preferable but it's still better than most options

>>534473302
>eishin flash
>but brown hair

>alright im out of daily borrows for today but I'll do another run just for fun
>SLOW METABOLISM
>MOOD DOWN
>NIGHT OWL
>MOOD DOWN
>2% FAILURE
>MOOD DOWN
fuck my stupid torena life, unlocked "ending (neutral)" for the first time with condor

>>534472437
>https://files.catbox.moe/hedzc5.jpg
where did you get this

>>534473093
Breath isn't bad, it's just moderately inconsistent. It's still one of the better options you have since 3 of the gold recoveries are actual dogshit.

>>534473126
The flagship character is only half japanese

>>534471172
I already left... It'd feel hypocritical to return and usurp our leader

>>534473410
https://x.com/m351771543

One step closer to the hot springs

My new golshi parent actually seems to be pretty good, can get double circle affinity for over half of my umas

>>534473472
can we really call a character who doesn't crack top 5 in popularity polls the flagship character..

>>534472218
funny since you posted shit nature

>>534473357
golshi should be getting 350k-400k fans on average with each career run
if you do three runs a day with golshi and we lowball to 300k, that's 900k fans per day
doing this for a week or so gets you to the fan benchmark
golshi week lasts three weeks

>>534473302
Trainer-san, don't follow Special Week to Hokkaido to "visit her moms"!
ITS A T

>>534473647
Post the pools.

>>534472437
yum

>be a danchou
>kick people
>get called Hitler
>don't kick people
>others leave
There's just no winning as a danchou.

DERBY

I'm gonna punch Tickezo in the cunt!

>>534473740
Wealth

>>534473674
no one will hear you scream in the middle of the countryside, trainer-san

So-re wa...

Te-i-emu Opera O

Tataeyou Te-i-emu Opera O!

Kono yo de motto mo

tsuyoku, utsukushiku

Karei na hikari o!

Mugen no ai o anata ni mo

Sore ga ou no

Te-i-emu Opera O no sadame!

Te-i-emu Opeeera O!

>>534473821
but is it pretty ?

WHO TO TRAIN FOR TAURUS CUP
I NEED TO KNOW

>>534473808
do a poll on what the policy should be and wash your hands of the consequences

>>534473808
being danchou is like being a jannie
you did it to yourself and have no one to blame

>>534473929
Haru Urara

Doable. Just gotta click wit less mid/late game and try not to overcap stam until final stat distribution.

Cumming inside of Doto while Taiki watches

>>534471394
Cap as in PEAK

>>534473929
Matikaneyourwife

>>534472067
I came out of S2 hating both Teio and McQueen more than I did S1.

Are we going to turn into /pcrg/ and stalk carries like Owen Wilson and manufacture drama when he joins Umao and never let Sakuraniku live it down ever again?

>>534473787
No way she could work a job for five minutes when she is entirely reliant on her guinea pig to do everything

>>534473929
anyone who can run mediums
unless you're bringing a debuffhog like nature, just use three of your favorites
use golshi week money to bring Creek up to Potential 5 for Swinging Maestro and she'll be a great pace chaser

>>534473674
sauce?

>>534473808
My bad, I called you Hitler as a compliment but didn't know you would find it offensive

>>534473826
why would you do that... just look how cute she is...

>>534474127
she's more likely to end up a shady back alley drug dealer than a burger flipper

>>534473808
the trick is to purge a few at a time and people will request to join naturally

thats it im jacking off to tickezo

>>534474247
Kinda looks like a bug

>>534474247
she's too loud now imagine her n the bed

>>534474158
I am missing, my wife's, mats instead of money, as it asks me for x40 sho mats

this is what peak card performance looks like

>>534474092
shocking, soulless and deviant take
but in that case you got to enjoy over half a season of mcqueen and teio suffering and misery porn

>>534471189
Why did you do it, bwo...?

round 2 baby

>>534473787
Being scouted by a Trainer (You) is the best possible timeline for her.

>>534472896
Put them back on or you will have one
unlucky day after another.

>>534474412
time to get on that grind, anoncchi
i also had to sash grind the takerazuka kinen a bunch before the week started

>>534472067
McQueen is a net negative for the season and it's only pushed up to being good because of Rice Shower.

paying 5 (five!) whole dollarinos for anyone to draw chibi tannenhauser getting drunk and losing her panties

>>534474189
https://e-hentai.org/g/3353493/2faa1109cc/
Tab 67
p.1337

>two grammar mistakes in a row
Is she retarded, or is the translator?

>>534474457
>avoids cooking
>avoids getting injured
>avoids cleaning
>gets a free guinea pig
indeed

What are the chances of inheriting a 2* unique skill on a grandparent? I don't have taiki or maru so forced to borrow a parent with at least one of the skills on a grandparent.

>>534474428
I don't derive any joy from watching them suffer either. I just don't like them anon, I'm not a psycho.

Bakushin?

more like BakuSHIT for brains

ATTENTION VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION AHEAD

is the stuff the chibis do on the club page random or is it based on something?(amount of fans, who's online, etc.)

anyone switching to front is a coward

>>534472660
>second coming of maru
?

When is she getting in?

>>534473339
Haru yeah or an El with parent Haru 3* dirt. What do you want?

>>534473339
Actually just a 1 star dirt would work. Please. As long as she's not Taiki.

how bad are normalfags at this game? how bad will CM lobbies be? do normalfags know about debuffers?

>>534474452
>Taishin boxed
>No Golshi
>No rain
Easy

>>534474801
all the normalfags stopped playing already

>>534474414
Peak performance for B-rank.

>>534474673
ACTUALLY fucking soulless holy shit

>>534473602
Yatta

>>534474591
Lost gallons to this guy's art.

Ok we're going to try this shit one more time

>>534474850
oh... umabros... our game...

>>534474905
Her breasts shrunk and her head grew!

>>534474779
Haru is good thanks

143cm wife

>>534474965
194 stam. It's over.

>>534473808
Fellow danchou here.
For the most part I only kick people if they are offline for more than 3 days and so far it's only been 2 anons. But there is this one anon in my club, he logins every day but he never shares shoes, he never types anything in chat and he didn't get a single fan in over a week. I'm really close to kicking him but not sure if I should because technically he fulfills the only criteria I asked, be online.

>>534474363
SOURCE?!
POPLEASE BE A MCQUEEN SPECIFIC ARTIST

umamusume is Error code: 208 game

>>534474850
They will be back after Cygames releases New Era in western theaters with the Jungle Pocket banner.

>>534474591
not gonna lie, this one is good

>>534474801
Public CM lobbies have higher ceilings than /uma/ rooms but also lower floors, I've done a few and encounter the floor much more often than the ceiling.

>>534474880
I bet Riceshower was his favorite too.

Two runs in a row I get tissues

>>534474865
It's for white spark farming anon. the horse isn't supposed to win she's supposed to hit 600 stats, barely muddle through, and then fuck another horse and give birth to a beautiful CM winning child with hints for corner recovery, left handed, spring runner, tail held high, etc

>5* URA
Huhun!

>>534475112
It's ok I had swinger master

>>534475112
i just played a speed wit run and won arima kinen twice with 200 stam

>>534475132
That's a stable diffusion file name sorry anon.

>>534474414
why R mcqueen and not SSR?

>>534474850
I am a normalfag?

Did cygames raise the rates for the onsen ticket or something? This week I got three, one with taiki, another with el condor and yesterday with oguri, last month all I got was one ticket.

>>534475024
I will change her back to my normal uma in 24 h, unless you make yourself know again. She's got like 5* stam too in total.
686345960575

>>534475129
>I'm really close to kicking him but not sure if I should because technically he fulfills the only criteria I asked, be online.
If you're going to kick him remember that you have until the 2nd week ends otherwise you're doing the grave sin of kicking someone and forbidding him from getting club rewards, even if it's some freeloading nigger.

>>534475490
Thanks

>>534468628
No idea what that anon did, but I often get this on many horses because I'll risk even 99% failure training on the turn before the URA finals, because it's not like resting is gonna do anything, and I can burn clocks if her mood ruins the race.

>>534475215
No, it was Bourbon. I also hate Rice Shower.

>>534475108
Would you be willing to lick her pungent armpit clean after she exhausts herself after another night of nonstop cheering?

So they put a gold ship bot on Discord as part of the event that "malfunctioned", anyone got some screenshots of whatever bullshit happened?

>>534475394
because SSR does not give hints for pic related.
if you don't have 1200 speed + both speed greens + s medium in CM your horse is glue

Oh no! Narita Taishin's lost her boot. Her bare foot is totally exposed now!

>20k friendpoints to buy out goldship
how the fuck am i supposed to reach that
no one ever borrows my 8*

>>534475395
I never even used my selector ticket and pulled Special Week (mascot), Oguri (meta), and Rice Shower (fail girl fan-favorite). My 3-stars are the most normalfag profile ever.

>>534475538
Wait my El is better, she got 5* dirt. You'll want her instead.

>>534471717
>Fuck
Gentildonna
>Marry
Calstone Light O
>Kill
TM Opera O

>>534468782
I don't understand. All shrine priestesses are anal priestesses by default. No "turning" required.

Theoretically speaking, if I were to do a gutsmaxxing run, how much stamina would I need?
Would I need any at all?

This is way harder than making evil nature

>>534475116
>Tickezo literally too pure to diss someone

Ningen layer

>>534475643
In my ~month of playing, nobody ever borrowed my decroded shit, but I'm still close to 30k friend points because of Team Trials and other sources.

I already used up my friend points to uncap Urara's SSR twice.
It wasn't a smart investment but it makes me happy.

>>534476071
>decroded

>>534475551
ペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロ

>>534475907
probably take a 9* stam parent and maybe a sc if you fail the first time

>>534472015
>>534472130
>>534472218
>>534472230
bros, back to back hot springs

>>534475907
every distance has a target guts, after that you get diminishing returns, and AFTER that you still have soft caps
so yeah, unless you're running miles or sprints you'll still need stamina

>>534476002
that one in the back is a horse

>Grass Wonder dies
>Get Taiki Shuttle dupe
It's not fair, I just wanted to be a nihonjin...

>>534475672
what're you saving it for

Tickezo is suuuuuuper cute

>>534475129
NTA but I am the ウマオオオオ danchou.
Last month I kicked a few anons who were as you described, those who barely increased their fan counts over several days and did not request shoes/post anything in chat. Felt bad about it since technically we did not have any requirements that month and were mostly coasting as a "You do You" club. For this reason I instated a quota to keep a base level of activity throughout the month at least and am monitoring those falling behind. We have a mid month check but I'm giving heads ups several days in advance so the players behind on quota are aware and if they really don't think they can manage it for the month they can request a kick.
The one thing I don't want happening are anons who don't communicate at all not meeting the mid month check getting kicked and not having enough time to find another club before getting locked out of gibs.

>>534474591
>my uma isn't in this veritable epic cycle of uma porn
A feeling,
so complicated.

>>534476325
Some people can only DREAM of having such luck

Almond Eye is the number 1 most popular uma. Sorry oldfags.

Which uma is the best for aura farming?

golshi career mode is just an unpredictable rng shitfest, I've never lost debut race past the first week of playing and suddenly it's commonplace again

>>534475907
you're wasting a run.
you're going to have like 600 speed if you can even get enough guts training in to cap guts.

>>534476325
Imagine getting sucked dry by a boy.

>>534475506
>cucking parasites out of rewards is le bad

>>534476325
I never managed to score...

>guts does nothing
>ignore aptitude and put everyone as front runner to win career races
Did Cygames even playtest this shit before release?

>>534476483
which uma?

>>534475108
why would you marry someone who will never love you as much as her oshi(s)
and her oshi is a whole fucking species, you're below millions

Post your nice nature build anons

I need stat / skills reference

>>534475129
I feel like shoes should be minimum, it doesn't take any time. Just logging in doesn't benefit anyone.

>>534471884
>>534476325
Damn, she really wants you

>>534476624
Yes, unironically. Nobody understands danchou's burden.

>>534476273
AIIIIEEEEEE, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT
>as a dim spotlight shines on a creature, it instinctively recoils and shrieks in horror, as it slowly starts melting away and disappears into a black puddle

>>534476587
Why do all the Ryan artists insist on giving her huge tits even though she's flat as a board in-game?

Is it an attempt to feel less bad about their own homosexuality?

>>534476483
The yakuza haven't found him yet so maybe he'll get to it?

>>534476624
Yes, murder is bad, more news at 11.

the grind in this game feels exactly like granblue
jesus i quit

>>534475768
Perfect, thanks

>>534468430
She grew up among old people.

If they didn't botch Ryan's design she would have been one of the more popular umas

>>534476452
not used to seeing my danchou say something without any filtered words

>>534476963
Nothing is worse than arcanum thoughbeit

>>534476963
DANCHOU KICK THIS GUY

>>534476963
See you when we see you, anon ;__;

>>534476963
lmfao farming sparks is nothing like evokers or angel halo, stop being a pussy

Any danchous recruiting? I can do 1.5m-2m a day, my ID is 200098955533. I'm off cooldown too.

>>534476867
yakuza are known to be sexual deviants
maybe the one sent after him is into Uma porn

>>534475132
I'm so sorry bro, my AI made this.

>>534476963
this is nothing compared to granblue

>>534476792
?

>>534476963
it's not THAT bad anon

>>534476867
Given that he can draw some pretty fucked up stuff, maybe it's for the better.

>>534476792
>flat

>>534476792
define flat

>>534476963
You must have not played granblue, chev swords was one element and took weeks longer then thiis

>>534477060
Being limited by not just the dogshit filters but also the character count per message sucks

>card without special priority
Holy shit they are bad, just delete them already

>>534475808
is she...

Rooms?

Sexually assaulting Nice Nature's hair fluff!

>>534476867
the uma police isn't going to a random gook/chink forum to delete porn bro, they make the majority of it for a reason

>>534477207
I've read almost everything they have and I don't think anything in particular is fucked up. Even the earlier works is just DP and choking at best. I think.

>>534468430
She just loves you too much.

This is what a good looking Mejiro looks like.

>>534476963
Stop doing 10 runs a day trying to farm for a very specific top % horse. The more conditions you put on a "successful" horse run, the exponentially more runs you'll have to do to achieve those

...you guys actually care if someone doesn't post anything in chat? I thought clubs were supposed to be shoe trading business and not fucking discord

>>534476963
I'm still having fun, but it's really time consuming. I've been prepared to quit since I figured out how long the dailies were. Hesitant to spend any money because I don't want to get too attached.

>>534477398
Like slop?

>>534476981
No problem go wild with El. As I said, if you need more days for burrow just shout it here. I'll hold her up as long as you need.

>>534476712
kitasan
satono diamond
rice shower
marvelous sunday
aoi kiryuin
symboli rudolf
Try to get 600 speed and stamina to finish URA

>>534468430
Nice Nature would be a really clingy wife

>>534477353
Don't do it anon, that's where she keeps all her debuffs!

>>534477398
Wrong.

>>534477440
bros too shy to post the ohayo sticker

Please

Mandatory GM sticker every morning or else you get kicked

>>534477440
I only post the akikawa emote in chat

Theres one speed card slot in my deck where I dont have mlb. Is 2lb Sweep Tosho better than 2lb SSR Nishino Flower? Sweep conventionally seems just better for stats but Nishino and 2LB has a speed bonus +1 which I'm not sure is a gamechanger

God tier umapyoi lineup.

>>534477398
Is it really so hard to not post AI sloppers?

>>534477398
damn she's hot

>>534477112
Mambo should have 2-3 open spots but you'll have to wait for the dancho to wake up and kick the afks

>>534476963
please don't go, im gonna miss you

>>534477469
t. failed artist

>>534477469
>see woman
>slop
You'll die alone, incel.

>>534477440
This general is basically the chat for any /uma/ club anyways.

>>534477112
>I'm off cooldown too.
...Why did you get kicked?

>>534477440
If you at least post a sticker or trade shoes then you are at least giving the impression that you are reading the chat.

If I post in chat "anon you've been doing 200k fans a day will you make the quota in time" and I see no messages no stickers no shoes and you continue to do 200k fans daily for the next few days then I'm going to assume you're not even aware there's a quota and will kick earlier so you can at least get the monthly gibs with another club

>>534477531
>Try to get 600 speed and stamina to finish URA
you don't need to win URA on a debuffer, that deck will only net you like 8-9 debuff skills on a good run with hardly any wit

MAYANO NEVER ACTIVATES HER DUMB FUCKING UNIQUE IN TT
WHY DO I KEEP USING THIS STUPID FUCKING BRAT

I will cum inside Mejiro Ryan

>>534477356
How could you miss Ai-chan getting sleep-raped by the school nurse? (who gets "a taste" of every uma who comes through before they're discharged)

>>534477493
El Sweaty Pasa

>>534477440
>he didn't spam the Golshi Victory or Death emote at the beginning of Golshi week
Yep, that's a kick.

>>534476963
>Aim for the absolute very best in a game that's been out for 2 months
>"oh it's too hard and I can't get it instantly, I quit"

>>534477571
Yay!

>>534477646
anon you're ai generating uma gravure shots AND posting on /vg/
there are literally no words yet conceived capable of describing just how virginal your death will be

You think there are cases of trainers running away from Tracen? Idk, maybe their trainee was abusive or demanding

>>534476371
I haven't gone all in on a character banner yet and don't want dupes. I'll probably use it after Seiun Sky or Maruzensky summer. Pulling meta for now because wife (Palmer) isn't for another year.

>>534475506
The reason you shouldn't kick after the second week is because it'll be hard to find a replacement. If you already found someone willing to join despite no rewards, then go for it. Leeches have no rights.

>>534476963
Umamusume isn't even 1/100000000000000000 of the grind that is Granshit, stop LARPing.

>>534477398
>couldn't find an actual good looking piece
>had to make this crap to prove a point
Way to own yourself bro

80% of my careers are spark farming but all of the 3* I have are from pvp build runs
fucked up

>>534469383
What is their daughter's name, and when will they start racing? They're gonna have high expectations...
What degree of incest is this, given Sunday Silence is grandfather for them both?
Also, what is Sweep Tosho doing there? I'm not too up on horse lore...

>>534477760
papi...

>>534471114
I said fat horses are cute.
Grass wonder is cute.

they all dropped except for natie

>>534477398
SAR DO REDEEM THE SLOP

not bad eh?

>>534477852
Well, maybe if you'd be able to describe it, you wouldn't be flipping burgers with an arts degree.

>>534477772
GAH that's one of the more recent ones (translated too) and it completely missed me and I still consider that somewhat tame since she wasn't resisting because she's well...asleep. Maybe I am fucked in the head.

>>534477398
Don’t care if it’s AI she’s smoking hot

>>534477848
idk with the same amount of time and effort put into something like factorio you'd most definitely have cityblock megabases pumping out millions of science per hour. This game has abysmal investment to return ratio.

>>534477853
me after getting special week pregnant
I don't actually want to deal with retarded children it was just a moment of weakness to her fat titties

>>534477617
Sounds good
>>534477660
The Sakuraniku danchou said it would become a casual club and offered to boot the people looking for sweat

>>534476760
she came back for more but didnt leave me a 3* spark rating

Never ask Yaeno Muteki what she was doing in Manchukuo between 1931 and 1945.

>>534478114
>she’s smoking hot
No shit, her skin is melting

>nice I got the 2* ticket from the event already, ill use it right away
game...
not the day game...

Noob question
Are there any diminishing returns to "increase velocity" skills if the uma already has 1200 speed?

Velocity is + max speed right? It would say acceleration if it was about reaching that speed faster which is controlled by power?
So do you go beyond the 1200 cap or what?

>goldship doesn't want to cooperatea since yesterday
>always 2nd or lower whenever 1st place isn't mandatory
>get hotspring ticket
>wins every single race after
>finishes URA with the 2nd best score I've had with her even with a shit training planning
????

>>534475129
I literally left my previous club because dancho wouldn't kick niggers that just logged in for shoes and never played the game. Just do it nobody will miss him.

God damn one single AI picture completely broke him. Look at all that samefagging.

Sleep tight, Grass Wonder.

>>534478068
Actually I have a law degree, retard. Should've aimed at my social or love life if you weren't such a useless fuck up.

Hmm seems like there are probably two sloppers in this general who defend each other fiercely and even hand out (you)s to each other.

The club chat is ridiculously censored, can't even post a simple "RIP Grass Wonder". Also she has no stamp.

>Still trying to get MTKNFKKTR to finish the URA finals since I've been stuck getting her normal endings forever
>3 speed 3 stamina keeps making me lack enough power to accelerate/push through the crowd
>okay, swap one stamina for my SSR El Condor Pasa to get some passing abilities and improve power
>now I'm getting 3 character stacks on power and I've seen 2 characters on speed once by the first summer camp
What did I do to offend Shiraoki-sama to make my runs with this girl so troublesome.

>>534478254
He wanted to give you something before he left...

>>534478298
>him
Who are you seething about Rakesh, can you point out his samefagging?

"Yo Trainer, still alive?"