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Anonymous No.534467405 >>534467476 >>534468659 >>534473267 >>534479580
/uma/ - Uma Musume General #1088
RIP Grass Wonder.

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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Game database
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A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
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>How to link your Cygames ID
Anonymous No.534467476
>>534467405 (OP)
AAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.534467536
Iโ€™m going to eat Rice Shower
Anonymous No.534467550 >>534471172
>>534466590
It's too late... the good players are left in limbo, the guild is now made up of half slackers, and we'd need to rerecruit all over again... we both need to hire and sack half out squad if we want the guild to live.
Thrane... are you willing to become a demon to save Sakuraniku?
Anonymous No.534467594
Anonymous No.534467608 >>534467836 >>534467935
looking for an active club at A rank or higher.
fan count is only at 30 mil because i started playing 16 days ago.
ID: 896538884250
Anonymous No.534467609 >>534468002 >>534471585
Digitan LOVE
Anonymous No.534467625 >>534467759 >>534467901
what are they yappin about
Anonymous No.534467648
I honestly have no idea what happened in this run
Anonymous No.534467687 >>534468915
Teio!
Anonymous No.534467689 >>534469162 >>534480914
SO
RE
WA
Anonymous No.534467756 >>534468915 >>534469886
Anonymous No.534467759
>>534467625
eel box without eel
Anonymous No.534467761 >>534467849 >>534468065 >>534468073 >>534471796
I thought bwo and nyo posters were cringe when I first started playing but now I became a bwo and nyo poster
Anonymous No.534467804 >>534467986 >>534468267
I thought Special Week hated Grass Wonder.
Anonymous No.534467810
Horse Heaven is for japanese horses only
Anonymous No.534467830 >>534468316 >>534468895
Almond Milk
Anonymous No.534467836
>>534467608
Maybe start at C bub
Anonymous No.534467849
>>534467761
bwo...
Anonymous No.534467879
mambs
Anonymous No.534467901
>>534467625
Food...
Anonymous No.534467935
>>534467608
lemao even
Anonymous No.534467986
>>534467804
they grew up in the same ranch and went to the same ranch again after retirement, they didn't hate each other, Spe was just special
Anonymous No.534468002 >>534471131
>>534467609
So whats her career like?
Anonymous No.534468008 >>534468473
>Golshi mode
>View results
>Low placements
>Watch race
>Win
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Anonymous No.534468065
>>534467761
nyo...
Anonymous No.534468073 >>534468194 >>534468261 >>534471056
>>534467761
calling each other "bro" is a culture shared among all gacha generals on /vg/.
Anonymous No.534468101 >>534468253 >>534468258 >>534468276 >>534468395 >>534468535 >>534468628
how are you supposed to train Golshi with her insane mood down syndromes?
Anonymous No.534468194
>>534468073
I'm a gacha newfag
Anonymous No.534468253 >>534468683
>>534468101
>tazuna
>complaining about mood downs

torena issue
Anonymous No.534468258
>>534468101
same as any hors
Anonymous No.534468261
>>534468073
bro...
Anonymous No.534468267
>>534467804
grass wonder mind broke him so hard he became chestnut racist
Anonymous No.534468276
>>534468101
You must have gotten supremely unlucky to end up with that spread even with the green woman
Anonymous No.534468316
>>534467830
She stole my wife's clothes
Anonymous No.534468340
HUH
ZAMN
Anonymous No.534468345
Anonymous No.534468353 >>534468596 >>534468741
>the pulls i get on the super creek banner will determine the fate of my account for months since i wont be doing any card pulls on it for a very long time after
bwos im nervous
Anonymous No.534468379
is nemesis good on gold ship?
Anonymous No.534468392 >>534468859
>after like 30 bakushin careers, randomly get a new event
>it's by far the best event in her career
>it's double-locked behind date RNG
brehs... this shit's got me tearing up... why is it something anyone is unlikely to ever see...
Anonymous No.534468395 >>534468569 >>534468764
>>534468101
golshi's not even as bad as other girls? she has her own unique mood up when she locks training

but anyway borrow tazuna just in general
Anonymous No.534468420 >>534468637
Best that I could manage so far, no tail held high hints sadly, but I'm not really sure how to get better results other than upgrading my cards, which will be a while
Anonymous No.534468430 >>534469894 >>534477014 >>534477378 >>534477532
Whats her problem?
Anonymous No.534468468
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
Anonymous No.534468473 >>534469310
>>534468008
>stupid superstitious player
>ignores evidence not fitting his superstition
>fixates on evidence that supports it
>refuses to even consider the facts
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Anonymous No.534468495 >>534469216
Anonymous No.534468535
>>534468101
I play with Haru Urara guts card.
Anonymous No.534468569
>>534468395
he did lmao
Anonymous No.534468596 >>534468731
>>534468353
good luck I'm skipping it for the kita rerun
Anonymous No.534468628 >>534475539
>>534468101
bwo.... what happened did you continue playing with slacker on
Anonymous No.534468637 >>534470215
>>534468420
Beautiful miler, congrats anon
Anonymous No.534468653
lmao what the fuck
Anonymous No.534468659 >>534468849
>>534467405 (OP)
Grassu...
Anonymous No.534468683
>>534468253
i dont care, she just has to clear races and get fans for her total fan threshold (for the golshi week mission), afterwards she is considered perma benched. What a terrific uma to work with, I swear. I'd take Rice Shower any day
Anonymous No.534468725 >>534468801 >>534469112
Anonymous No.534468731
>>534468596
when is that
Anonymous No.534468741 >>534469449
>>534468353
you know they can't stop you from rolling for a non meta card right? honestly if you end up bricked on SRs after both kita and SC banners it is probably worth pulling an off meta banner before waiting months and months for a meta banner with dilution
Anonymous No.534468764
>>534468395
yeah the training lock is legit a great event. +20 energy and +mood is great, and the "downside" of limited options barely matters. in the cases where the 1 training is mid, just do a race or rest if your energy was seriously low.
Anonymous No.534468782 >>534469179 >>534475823
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
Anonymous No.534468801
>>534468725
Anonymous No.534468849
>>534468659
Anonymous No.534468859 >>534471168
>>534468392
uh... which event?
Anonymous No.534468895
>>534467830
Come back when you're out of the NPC cage
Anonymous No.534468915 >>534468970 >>534469269
>>534467687
>browser blocking this one?
>>534467756
>this one plays just fine
huh?
Anonymous No.534468931 >>534469083
Does vodka ever get a ssr?
Anonymous No.534468949
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/-Zk7pIiY3Dc?si=7g2VnAlxIM1R-y1i
Anonymous No.534468970 >>534469210
>>534468915
Nah they all work now, I just had to refresh like 10 times
Anonymous No.534469018 >>534469237 >>534469383
Anonymous No.534469081
I made 500k fans today. sakuraniku is saved.
Anonymous No.534469083 >>534469520
>>534468931
the best power ssr in the game right now is vodka's
Anonymous No.534469089 >>534469350 >>534469439 >>534469860
got a 3* stamina sparkโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.534469112
>>534468725
I could eat that
Anonymous No.534469162 >>534469378
>>534467689
>No sound
yamestop kudaplease
Anonymous No.534469179
>>534468782
Anonymous No.534469192
With the amount of runs I've been doing with her it was bound to happen.
Anonymous No.534469210 >>534469340
>>534468970
Did they happen for everyone? The hell happen.
Anonymous No.534469216 >>534469801
>>534468495
Anonymous No.534469237 >>534469476
>>534469018
These umas had sex
Anonymous No.534469269 >>534469416 >>534469679
>>534468915
I spent half an hour last thread trying to find out what's wrong with my script and gave up, now following your links it just works again
Anonymous No.534469310 >>534469559
>>534468473
Nah boss, I just won the URA final by 5 lengths with a similar stacked Goldship as my other runs. I always check predictions pre race, double circles and outclassing the field by a wide margin. There is some shenanigans behind the view results in Goldship mode.
Anonymous No.534469337
It's common decency to always watch the final concert of your trainee after they win the URA, right?
Anonymous No.534469340
>>534469210
Yeah, I even had to go to my other browser and see if it was a Chrome thing, but nah 4chin was just being shit
Anonymous No.534469350
>>534469089
congrats bwo... happy for u...
Anonymous No.534469362 >>534469413 >>534469447 >>534481449 >>534482146
What song immediately gets an umazing from you?
Anonymous No.534469378 >>534469602
>>534469162
here's the sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVh0bMNSFss
Anonymous No.534469379
Anonymous No.534469383 >>534477994
>>534469018
Lovely couple
Anonymous No.534469413
>>534469362
Anonymous No.534469416
>>534469269
I remember having issues with the script for a minute
Basically had to uninstall and reinstall it until it finally just started to work.
Anonymous No.534469427
Hmmmmm yeah I won't try golshi mode again if I'm not trying to win the URA over making a good racer
Anonymous No.534469439
>>534469089
It should have been me
Anonymous No.534469447
>>534469362
umapyoi
Anonymous No.534469449
>>534468741
im okayish on SRs
0LB creek, 3LB kitasan black is where i sit from that banner
i have MLB daiwa and 3LB tosho and then a few okay 1/2LBs like king halo, manhattan cafe and bourbon but most of my SRs from the kitasan banner were guts which will be great once guts is buffed but until then im just alright, problem is i started late and didnt get welfare spe so my 3rd/4th speed cards are either borrows, an MLB rare or a 2LB king halo
im mostly praying for the MLB sweep and then getting the others up
Anonymous No.534469452 >>534469643
Anonymous No.534469461 >>534469781 >>534486785
How is Golshi week treating everyone?
Anonymous No.534469469 >>534469605
It's time
Anonymous No.534469476
>>534469237
Anonymous No.534469480
The inspirations didn't hit any of the 6 medium spark slots again.
Anonymous No.534469520 >>534469640
>>534469083
I didnt mean her support card like a new unit
Anonymous No.534469559 >>534470753
>>534469310
>bro I flipped my quarter 10 times with my left hand and 3 times with my right hand, all 3 with the right hand were heads but only 4 of 10 were heads for left!!! they rigged my quarter bro, no other explanation!!!
Anonymous No.534469602
>>534469378
nah this is Temu Opera's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPDTUjnWgA
Anonymous No.534469605 >>534469841
>>534469469
break a leg anon!
Anonymous No.534469615 >>534470004
what the fuck is wrong with the club chat filter
are the servers for that specifically hosted in the uk or some shit
Anonymous No.534469640 >>534469928
>>534469520
christmas vodka
Anonymous No.534469643 >>534470232
>>534469452
VERY important design doc
Anonymous No.534469670
Anonymous No.534469679 >>534481432
>>534469269
Oh don't worry I was confused as fuck too thinking it was the script or my browser being the problem and troubleshooted for like 20 minutes.
Anonymous No.534469752 >>534470354
When is the mega banner with all uma on it?
Anonymous No.534469764 >>534469846
>Fail training
>all stats down by 10
Rice... I really want to get you to A you know?
Anonymous No.534469781
>>534469461
Got golshi to 3* and got 2 3* sparks on the 1st day and today got my first A rank Golshi. On track to getting the 5.64 mil fans. Nothing good from the daily pulls so far though. Overall pretty good
Anonymous No.534469783 >>534469969
Kitasan is the Reimu of uma
Anonymous No.534469801
>>534469216
Oguri cute!
Anonymous No.534469841
>>534469605
NOT TODAY
Anonymous No.534469846 >>534469947
>>534469764
>overdid it
Anonymous No.534469860
>>534469089
EXPLODE
Anonymous No.534469886
>>534467756
need an uma edit of sweep with this
Anonymous No.534469894
>>534468430
low self-esteem
Anonymous No.534469928
>>534469640
Damn thatll take forever to come out
Anonymous No.534469947
>>534469846
It was a 12% and she failed the next one with a 15% too
Anonymous No.534469969 >>534470063 >>534470202 >>534470227 >>534470887
>>534469783
Prove it. I need pictures.
Anonymous No.534469979 >>534470105 >>534470113 >>534470493 >>534470693 >>534471472
So are they going to give free carats or at least star pieces or something? What usually happens in JP?
Anonymous No.534470004
>>534469615
Cygames special
Anonymous No.534470054 >>534470283
Fuck me bros....
Anonymous No.534470063
>>534469969
Anonymous No.534470105 >>534470419
>>534469979
what are you begging for now? it's literally golshi week, we're getting fuckloads of every kind of resource for free as we speak.
Anonymous No.534470113
>>534469979
Wow... American...
Anonymous No.534470202
>>534469969
here you go bro
Anonymous No.534470215
>>534468637
I don't really have much of a reference point, so I'm glad someone thinks she's good lol. Now I just need a third dirt uma so I can run her on miles in TT
Anonymous No.534470225
When are we going to get concerts like Oguri Cap's Kasamatsu Ondo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfqQwUrcuWE
Anonymous No.534470227
>>534469969
Anonymous No.534470232
>>534469643
I love her
Anonymous No.534470256 >>534470716
Can she do it
Anonymous No.534470283
>>534470054
king...
Anonymous No.534470321 >>534471286 >>534475457
Anonymous No.534470324 >>534470478 >>534470519 >>534470521 >>534470841 >>534472460
Why are there almost all the Uma horses long dead? Are most modern Jap horses jobbers that can't get in the game?
Anonymous No.534470354
>>534469752
Estimated Feb 8
https://uma.moe/timeline
Anonymous No.534470368 >>534470570
>undefeated
>see hopeful stakes on a few turns
>not a career goal
>let's do it
>4th
Anonymous No.534470374 >>534470684 >>534472004
so did they eat grass wonder? seems like a waste of good meat
Anonymous No.534470382 >>534472029
sweep
open up
Anonymous No.534470407
If you like TM Opera O then you like men
Anonymous No.534470419 >>534470604
>>534470105
Yeah but a fucking dead horse is more significant than some cringe retard rerun event no? Could at least have a legend race or something
Anonymous No.534470424
I think you should eat your vegetables.
Anonymous No.534470478
>>534470324
Owners don't want to tarnish active horses' names with a weeb gacha. Horse betting is serious business.
Anonymous No.534470480
Anonymous No.534470493
>>534469979
They don't want to encourage horse jihad due to the rewards.
Anonymous No.534470519
>>534470324
Ingles?
Anonymous No.534470521
bros,,
>>534470324
there's only enough notable winners in each era
Anonymous No.534470570
>>534470368
>"undefeated"
>on september of junior jear
undefeated on what, nigger? debut race and one random g3?
Anonymous No.534470604
>>534470419
they'll release that event in jp now
4 years for us
Anonymous No.534470684 >>534470902 >>534472004
>>534470374
>old
>good
Best meat is baby meat, not geriatric meat.
Anonymous No.534470693 >>534471060 >>534487981
>>534469979
Japan is a country built on respect and honor so the players aren't like you SEA players that demand handouts 24/7 at any excuse possible. Their culture is more likely to take that moment to say "thank you for providing a free experience so many people love so deeply, and allowing us to treasure Grass Wonder within it" instead of immediately go into a shameless grift to literally beat a dead horse demanding freebies.
Anonymous No.534470716 >>534470842
>>534470256
Hopeful...
Anonymous No.534470741
WHY IS OGURI'S ENERGY EVENT REVERSED FROM EVERYONE ELSE'S AAA I INSTINCTUALLY WENT BOTTOM
Anonymous No.534470742 >>534472129
anons who should I use for my shared hors?
condor got a 3 speed and 2 tamina parents
shuttle a 3 power and 2 stamina parents
Anonymous No.534470753 >>534471127 >>534471367
>>534469559
>Believing intentional programming behaves anything like real probability, especially when money is involved.
Do you play slot machines?
Anonymous No.534470767 >>534470824
Finally my 1st stamina 3*. And it was when I chose not to use up my last guest parent of the day so she's only a 7* and not an 8. But I guess that means I can still use her together with it next time.
Anonymous No.534470793 >>534471274
>horses live to be about 30 years old
>why are so many umas dead?
Anonymous No.534470824
>>534470767
nice
Anonymous No.534470837
>you NEED sr uncaps
>look at jp
>no one uses sr cards

nice try kmr drones im saving for two years
Anonymous No.534470841 >>534471082
>>534470324
modern horses are still creating the legacies the game will one day tell.
Anonymous No.534470842 >>534471087
>>534470716
Not really lmao
Anonymous No.534470882
>gibs? gibs? gibs?
do you have a sliver of self-respect?
Anonymous No.534470885
Anonymous No.534470887 >>534471332
>>534469969
Behold!
Anonymous No.534470902 >>534471108
>>534470684
I heard aged cows are tastier though
Anonymous No.534470906
What would you say is the best deck for Golshi?
3stam 3spd?
Anonymous No.534470939
I do in fact, want to have sex with golshi
Anonymous No.534470980
You know, winning the URA with Rice is pretty simple.. but making a GOOD Rice for running outside the URA? It's a nightmare, she's so volatile that you miss so much stat earning because she slips or wants to kill herself
Anonymous No.534470986 >>534471281
Man got the earliest charm I had ever gotten, was SURE this was the run for CM, but all my RNG was terrible, never even managed to get kitas skill, just fuck.
Anonymous No.534470997
Dammit why do all my decent sparks have to be on Bakushin
>Anon that sux
It is good compared to the usual crap I get
Anonymous No.534471025
Kitasex Black
Anonymous No.534471031
Reminder that you cannot outrun them.
Anonymous No.534471056
>>534468073
bromani...
Anonymous No.534471060
>>534470693
YWNBJ you fucking pathetic weeb
Anonymous No.534471082
>>534470841
Skibiddi Rizz will be in there in one
Anonymous No.534471087
>>534470842
HOPELESS
Anonymous No.534471092
its just grazy people are playing the dogshit version of the game when you can just pay 5 dollars for a 4 year old fresh jp account and instantly be a god. Its even grazier that kike games released a 4 year old game to global. 4 years in gachaland is EOS
Anonymous No.534471093
Should I buy Tachyon shart from the club store?
Anonymous No.534471108 >>534471264
>>534470902
You age the meat AFTER you slaughter them
Anonymous No.534471114 >>534471189 >>534471516 >>534471837 >>534472457 >>534478020
>Gets called fat once
>Fucking dies
Anonymous No.534471127
>>534470753
there is strict and exact regulation around slot machines and their RTPs, programming does behave like real probability when it comes to things as simple as a table of outcomes.
Anonymous No.534471131
>>534468002
>"I Just Want to Be a Mob Character Admiring Uma Musume from Afar But My Gigachad All-Rounder Genes Keep Forcing Me to Win Races?!"
That's the gist of it I think
You should ask JP for something in depth or watch the fan TL on youtube
Anonymous No.534471137
>perfect run in every way
>last year get only zero or single rainbows every time
thanks...
Anonymous No.534471141
2 more days, bros...
Anonymous No.534471168 >>534471469
>>534468859
first part is that one of her classmates decided to give up on her dreams and quit Tracen, Bakushin wants to help her train for her last race
second part is her classmate's race, she Bakushin's to the max and places fifth, it's probably the only truly emotional event in Bakushin's entire career mode
Anonymous No.534471172 >>534473510
>>534467550
Just leave like I did, or ask him to make you leader and do it yourself.
Anonymous No.534471189 >>534474446
>>534471114
i never should've made the jokes...
Anonymous No.534471210
KItasan is a whore
Anonymous No.534471250 >>534471375
Anonymous No.534471264
>>534471108
Not dry aging, apparently older cows developed more flavor
Anonymous No.534471269
>early summer speed cap
>fast learner
>no maestro proc
>no stamina stacks
>no aptitudes
Sigh...
Anonymous No.534471274
>>534470793
many are horses from the '80s or older
Anonymous No.534471281 >>534473010
>>534470986
It happens. I had a perfect run where I capped speed before senior year summer but my stamina cards just refused to appear on stamina training.
Anonymous No.534471286
>>534470321
Need more fanart of Umas comforting their trainer
Anonymous No.534471327
I WILL BE JAPANESE
Anonymous No.534471329
can you post more sexy Spe?
i know its weird to call her sexy shes like a hilbilly girl or whatever but still
Anonymous No.534471332
>>534470887
Oh god that back muscle really complements her pits.
Anonymous No.534471367
>>534470753
>he thinks the code is magically doing something different when in reality the race simulations were already calculated and set in stone before he clicked to view the race or not
I don't need to play slot machines to tell you that you're retarded. the game literally already has your results before you decide to view the race or not. viewing it does not change the outcome, because it was already locked in.
Anonymous No.534471375
>>534471250
Boys? In my girlhonse game?!
Anonymous No.534471394 >>534471539 >>534474031
>watch umamusume s1
>it's okay I guess
>mfw watching Cinderella Gray next
Anonymous No.534471437
the idea of all the horses in game now being 30+ years old MILFS is pretty fucking hot
Anonymous No.534471469
>>534471168
Oh that one
Thats a good one
Anonymous No.534471472 >>534471653
>>534469979
I'd poison Haru's grass if it got us 1500 more carats.
Anonymous No.534471516
>>534471114
That's one fucking fat hons
Anonymous No.534471539 >>534471613 >>534471624 >>534472087 >>534472207
>>534471394
watch season 2, RETARD
Anonymous No.534471565
Sheโ€™s honestly the perfect girlfriend. You take this one home to mom and marry her at your earliest convenience.
Anonymous No.534471585
>>534467609
Go go, Digitan!
Anonymous No.534471613 >>534472067
>>534471539
>Watch an entire season about Teio
Do I have to...?
Anonymous No.534471624 >>534471913
>>534471539
Better than s1 to be sure, but grey is better atill.
Anonymous No.534471626 >>534471772
>got 9+ Medium sparks on both legacies combined
>still no S medium
>hit Front Runner on a sub-legacy instead

This would have been nice if it hit the distance spark
Anonymous No.534471653
>>534471472
we know, SEA monkey
Anonymous No.534471665 >>534472731
is Stay Gold gonna be a stinky hobo when he releases?
He really doesnt look like a cute girl in my opinion he looks like a vagrant that kinda lives on the street
Anonymous No.534471705 >>534471950
wtf Grass Wonder DIED???
Anonymous No.534471707
>Free roll of the day on support card
>Meishi Doto who I MLB'd at least two weeks ago
>Get cleat, see I can get SR+ ticket for the month
>Need Manhattan Cafe or Eishin Flash to give them some sort of uncap
>Get Marvelous Sunday, who I forgot also needed uncaps
I'm not against this result.
Anonymous No.534471717 >>534471808 >>534471843 >>534471914 >>534471964 >>534472000 >>534472043 >>534472079 >>534472671 >>534475771
Fuck Marry Kill
>Mayano Top Gun
>Nice Nature
>Super Creek
Anonymous No.534471758
so uh should i run end closer maruzensky
Anonymous No.534471772 >>534473231
>>534471626
Is this too much stam?
Anonymous No.534471785 >>534471906
Wait what, Grass Wonder is dead?
Anonymous No.534471786 >>534471892 >>534472037
Let Sakuraniku be a warning shot, lazy danchou that dont address the slackers will lose the people that actually play.
Anonymous No.534471796
>>534467761
whats up bwo
Anonymous No.534471808
>>534471717
fuck and marry all of them
>bu..but
fuck and marry all of them
Anonymous No.534471837 >>534480397
>>534471114
lore?
Anonymous No.534471843
>>534471717
the order you posted
Anonymous No.534471863
GRASSSUUUUUUUUUU NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.534471884 >>534472015 >>534472130 >>534472218 >>534472230 >>534476760
Anonymous No.534471892
>>534471786
>warning shot
GOLSHI REFRENCE?
Anonymous No.534471906
>>534471785
Anonymous No.534471913
>>534471624
Animation wise sure, but story wise I feel like S2 had more stakes, especially since Oguri skipped on the classics and she is a beast who didn't get injured once.
Anonymous No.534471914
>>534471717
Marry
Kill
Fuck
Anonymous No.534471950
>>534471705
That's right Anon, and you're next
Anonymous No.534471964
>>534471717
Fuck Creek
Marry Natie
Kill Maya
Anonymous No.534472000
>>534471717
Fuck Super Creek
Marry Super Creek
Kill Top Gun
Anonymous No.534472004
>>534470374
>>534470684
memes aside I think they would make bank if they sold the meat in an auction, some of these nip otakus are insane
Anonymous No.534472015 >>534476325
>>534471884
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
I wish her in game model was more tonned on the bath scene, showing up all that strenght training
Anonymous No.534472029
>>534470382
I need more vids of IRL Sweep being a brat
Anonymous No.534472037
>>534471786
I don't think you can call it a warning shot when it happens a week after everyone else did it
Anonymous No.534472043
>>534471717
Fuck and marry Super Creek
Headpat Nice Nature
Hug Mayano Top Gun
Kill _____
Anonymous No.534472062 >>534472469 >>534472614 >>534472721
In another timeline (you) were Happy Meeks trainer instead of Kiryuin.
Anonymous No.534472067 >>534472207 >>534472290 >>534473302 >>534474092 >>534474561
>>534471613
You watched an entire season about Special Needs, get of your high uma you piece of shit.
Also I have yet to see anyone come out of S2 not liking Teio, and if nothing else like half of it is Teio torture porn.
Anonymous No.534472068
Anonymous No.534472071
nice, thank you free rolls
Anonymous No.534472079
>>534471717
Marry
Fuck
Kill
Anonymous No.534472087
>>534471539
I will, AFTER I'm done with best girl.
Anonymous No.534472129
>>534470742
Condor will have better base affinity
Anonymous No.534472130 >>534476325 >>534487990
>>534471884
You're officially gay.
Anonymous No.534472207
>>534472067
>>534471539
I want to be raped by Teio
Anonymous No.534472218 >>534472351 >>534473662 >>534476325
>>534471884
I guess all umas deserve love, no matter how ugly they are
Anonymous No.534472230 >>534472434 >>534472534 >>534476325
>>534471884
sex
Anonymous No.534472267
Anonymous No.534472273
Anonymous No.534472278
Anonymous No.534472290
>>534472067
>an entire season about Special Needs
Jokes on you, I only watched NTR and Pokke's stuff
Anonymous No.534472321 >>534472536 >>534472615 >>534472648 >>534472748 >>534472834 >>534472968
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Anonymous No.534472351
>>534472218
well of course
there is people out there who unironically like nice nature
Anonymous No.534472434
>>534472230
see if the hair ain't as sharp with the curl and softness like that pic, Ryan wouldn't need a bag!
Anonymous No.534472437 >>534473410 >>534473765
Ruby
https://files.catbox.moe/hedzc5.jpg
Anonymous No.534472453 >>534472671
when are we getting uma musume 2? this game could have been way better
Anonymous No.534472457
>>534471114
i mean, that is a really fat horse
Anonymous No.534472460
>>534470324
It's hard to make something out of a horse that is still young and racing, unless it's extremely notable. Considering that most Uma writing is inspired by real horses and their stories, it makes sense to wait to until the retire at least.
Anonymous No.534472464
>>534466468
I was right, without proper rainbows in summer I had to hit Wisdom probably about 5 times, if those were 30-40+ Speeds then it's 1200/1200/800/400/400 easy.
Anonymous No.534472469
>>534472062
That sounds awful. Thank god Iโ€™m not in that timeline.
Anonymous No.534472534
>>534472230
maybe people would be able to look past her horrible design if her tits really were THAT big...
Anonymous No.534472536
>>534472321
>first person cam

holy shit I need this
Anonymous No.534472537
Anonymous No.534472564
Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O
Doki Doki Doki Doki Doki
Anonymous No.534472614
>>534472062
*alarm goes off*
>It's your junior year again.
Anonymous No.534472615
>>534472321
you think other umas feel like killing themselves when they lose to haru urara?
Anonymous No.534472648
>>534472321
>Almond Eye
>losing to Urara
Wacko universe!
Anonymous No.534472660 >>534473126 >>534474754
Who will be faster?
Top tier uma finishing short race or wiki autist updating wiki
Anonymous No.534472671 >>534472850
>>534471717
Super freak
>>534472453
Soon
Anonymous No.534472721 >>534472947 >>534473197
>>534472062
Is she ever playable? I like her
Anonymous No.534472731
>>534471665
I actually like it
Anonymous No.534472748 >>534472804
>>534472321
What does Almond Eye run in game, front pace?
Anonymous No.534472804
>>534472748
Pace chaser
Anonymous No.534472812 >>534472887 >>534473018
>14 runs with Taishin
>0 onsen tickets
>3 runs with Suzuka
>3 onsen tickets
I'm tired of seen Suzuka naked...
Anonymous No.534472834
>>534472321
this might be the worst video encoded I've ever seen here
Anonymous No.534472850
>>534472671
>can still see CB under the bonuses
bricked run, start over
Anonymous No.534472875
https://files.catbox.moe/573pvt.jpg
Anonymous No.534472887
>>534472812
You some kind of pidar?
Anonymous No.534472896 >>534472972 >>534474470
*unumas your musume*
Anonymous No.534472897 >>534473242
Is it normal for rice to have like 10 mood down events in a career? it's my first time with her but holy shit
Anonymous No.534472903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zQ0myS_o60
I might have to rewatch S2 after playing the game and knowing more about the IRL horses.
Anonymous No.534472947
>>534472721
She's not real.
Anonymous No.534472968
>>534472321
urara looks adorable zooming by
Anonymous No.534472972
>>534472896
Anonymous No.534473010
>>534471281
Man that seems like it would be even more frustrating
Anonymous No.534473018
>>534472812
she doesnt like you anon, you got a suzuka beggin for cock right next to you and you are chasing the girl whos actively ignoring you
Anonymous No.534473024
Anonymous No.534473038
Which should I be prioritizing when making a debuffer; subdued, flustered, or hesitant or are different ones more effective on different running styles?
Anonymous No.534473074
>losing to urara
???
Anonymous No.534473093 >>534473375 >>534473414
i know it's kinda ass but is bofa worth taking as a desperation second recovery if i have 1k stam + maestro
Anonymous No.534473102
Anonymous No.534473117
When do we get the big niger update
Anonymous No.534473126 >>534473276 >>534473472
>>534472660
to his dying breath, he was not japanese
Anonymous No.534473141
Anonymous No.534473197
>>534472721
Nope, OC horse.
Though there is a JP race horse of the same name now (named after the happy meek in game).
Maybe they should pull a funny and give us a Happy Meek based on the real life Happy Meek that is based on the in game Happy Meek, but arent the same umamusume.
Anonymous No.534473231
>>534471772

no, but I'm missing a lot of acceleration skills
Anonymous No.534473242
>>534472897
Yes
Anonymous No.534473246
Anonymous No.534473267
>>534467405 (OP)
Beautiful.
Anonymous No.534473276
>>534473126
Most of the racing horses in Japan aren't japanese in origin to begin with.
Anonymous No.534473302 >>534473406 >>534473674
>>534472067
>You watched an entire season about Special Needs
Really? Right in front of Special Week's dead mom?
Anonymous No.534473339 >>534474779 >>534474791
Is there any kind soul with a 3 star Dirt horse available as a parent?
Anonymous No.534473354
Anonymous No.534473357 >>534473671
>need 5 million fans for Golshi
oh I guess I'm not finishing all missions
Anonymous No.534473371
th...thanks Rudolf
could we not talk about it in front of the school?
Anonymous No.534473375
>>534473093
it's not preferable but it's still better than most options
Anonymous No.534473406
>>534473302
>eishin flash
>but brown hair
Anonymous No.534473407
>alright im out of daily borrows for today but I'll do another run just for fun
>SLOW METABOLISM
>MOOD DOWN
>NIGHT OWL
>MOOD DOWN
>2% FAILURE
>MOOD DOWN
fuck my stupid torena life, unlocked "ending (neutral)" for the first time with condor
Anonymous No.534473410 >>534473524
>>534472437
>https://files.catbox.moe/hedzc5.jpg
where did you get this
Anonymous No.534473414
>>534473093
Breath isn't bad, it's just moderately inconsistent. It's still one of the better options you have since 3 of the gold recoveries are actual dogshit.
Anonymous No.534473472 >>534473647
>>534473126
The flagship character is only half japanese
Anonymous No.534473510
>>534471172
I already left... It'd feel hypocritical to return and usurp our leader
Anonymous No.534473524
>>534473410
https://x.com/m351771543
Anonymous No.534473598 >>534473928
Anonymous No.534473602 >>534474905
One step closer to the hot springs
Anonymous No.534473639
My new golshi parent actually seems to be pretty good, can get double circle affinity for over half of my umas
Anonymous No.534473647 >>534473720
>>534473472
can we really call a character who doesn't crack top 5 in popularity polls the flagship character..
Anonymous No.534473662
>>534472218
funny since you posted shit nature
Anonymous No.534473671
>>534473357
golshi should be getting 350k-400k fans on average with each career run
if you do three runs a day with golshi and we lowball to 300k, that's 900k fans per day
doing this for a week or so gets you to the fan benchmark
golshi week lasts three weeks
Anonymous No.534473674 >>534473903 >>534474189
>>534473302
Trainer-san, don't follow Special Week to Hokkaido to "visit her moms"!
ITS A T
Anonymous No.534473720
>>534473647
Post the pools.
Anonymous No.534473740 >>534473856 >>534473890
Anonymous No.534473765
>>534472437
yum
Anonymous No.534473787 >>534474127 >>534474457 >>534480912
Anonymous No.534473808 >>534473947 >>534473985 >>534474190 >>534474331 >>534475129 >>534478549 >>534478719
>be a danchou
>kick people
>get called Hitler
>don't kick people
>others leave
There's just no winning as a danchou.
Anonymous No.534473821 >>534473921
DERBY
Anonymous No.534473826 >>534474247
I'm gonna punch Tickezo in the cunt!
Anonymous No.534473856
>>534473740
Anonymous No.534473890
>>534473740
Wealth
Anonymous No.534473903
>>534473674
no one will hear you scream in the middle of the countryside, trainer-san
Anonymous No.534473912
So-re wa...

Te-i-emu Opera O

Tataeyou Te-i-emu Opera O!

Kono yo de motto mo

tsuyoku, utsukushiku

Karei na hikari o!

Mugen no ai o anata ni mo

Sore ga ou no

Te-i-emu Opera O no sadame!

Te-i-emu Opeeera O!
Anonymous No.534473921
>>534473821
but is it pretty ?
Anonymous No.534473928
>>534473598
Anonymous No.534473929 >>534473994 >>534474067 >>534474158
WHO TO TRAIN FOR TAURUS CUP
I NEED TO KNOW
Anonymous No.534473947
>>534473808
do a poll on what the policy should be and wash your hands of the consequences
Anonymous No.534473985
>>534473808
being danchou is like being a jannie
you did it to yourself and have no one to blame
Anonymous No.534473994
>>534473929
Haru Urara
Anonymous No.534474004
Doable. Just gotta click wit less mid/late game and try not to overcap stam until final stat distribution.
Anonymous No.534474025
Cumming inside of Doto while Taiki watches
Anonymous No.534474031
>>534471394
Cap as in PEAK
Anonymous No.534474067
>>534473929
Matikaneyourwife
Anonymous No.534474092 >>534474428
>>534472067
I came out of S2 hating both Teio and McQueen more than I did S1.
Anonymous No.534474119
Are we going to turn into /pcrg/ and stalk carries like Owen Wilson and manufacture drama when he joins Umao and never let Sakuraniku live it down ever again?
Anonymous No.534474127 >>534474329 >>534480912
>>534473787
No way she could work a job for five minutes when she is entirely reliant on her guinea pig to do everything
Anonymous No.534474158 >>534474412
>>534473929
anyone who can run mediums
unless you're bringing a debuffhog like nature, just use three of your favorites
use golshi week money to bring Creek up to Potential 5 for Swinging Maestro and she'll be a great pace chaser
Anonymous No.534474178
Anonymous No.534474189 >>534474591
>>534473674
sauce?
Anonymous No.534474190
>>534473808
My bad, I called you Hitler as a compliment but didn't know you would find it offensive
Anonymous No.534474247 >>534474375 >>534474410
>>534473826
why would you do that... just look how cute she is...
Anonymous No.534474329
>>534474127
she's more likely to end up a shady back alley drug dealer than a burger flipper
Anonymous No.534474331
>>534473808
the trick is to purge a few at a time and people will request to join naturally
Anonymous No.534474363 >>534475132
Anonymous No.534474373
thats it im jacking off to tickezo
Anonymous No.534474375
>>534474247
Kinda looks like a bug
Anonymous No.534474410
>>534474247
she's too loud now imagine her n the bed
Anonymous No.534474412 >>534474510
>>534474158
I am missing, my wife's, mats instead of money, as it asks me for x40 sho mats
Anonymous No.534474414 >>534474865 >>534475394
this is what peak card performance looks like
Anonymous No.534474428 >>534474673
>>534474092
shocking, soulless and deviant take
but in that case you got to enjoy over half a season of mcqueen and teio suffering and misery porn
Anonymous No.534474446
>>534471189
Why did you do it, bwo...?
Anonymous No.534474452 >>534474842
round 2 baby
Anonymous No.534474457 >>534474661 >>534480912
>>534473787
Being scouted by a Trainer (You) is the best possible timeline for her.
Anonymous No.534474470
>>534472896
Put them back on or you will have one
unlucky day after another.
Anonymous No.534474510
>>534474412
time to get on that grind, anoncchi
i also had to sash grind the takerazuka kinen a bunch before the week started
Anonymous No.534474561
>>534472067
McQueen is a net negative for the season and it's only pushed up to being good because of Rice Shower.
Anonymous No.534474572
paying 5 (five!) whole dollarinos for anyone to draw chibi tannenhauser getting drunk and losing her panties
Anonymous No.534474591 >>534474958 >>534475159 >>534476483 >>534479529 >>534480073
>>534474189
https://e-hentai.org/g/3353493/2faa1109cc/
Tab 67
p.1337
Anonymous No.534474607
>two grammar mistakes in a row
Is she retarded, or is the translator?
Anonymous No.534474661
>>534474457
>avoids cooking
>avoids getting injured
>avoids cleaning
>gets a free guinea pig
indeed
Anonymous No.534474665
What are the chances of inheriting a 2* unique skill on a grandparent? I don't have taiki or maru so forced to borrow a parent with at least one of the skills on a grandparent.
Anonymous No.534474673 >>534474880
>>534474428
I don't derive any joy from watching them suffer either. I just don't like them anon, I'm not a psycho.
Anonymous No.534474689 >>534474760
Bakushin?

more like BakuSHIT for brains
Anonymous No.534474696
ATTENTION VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION AHEAD

is the stuff the chibis do on the club page random or is it based on something?(amount of fans, who's online, etc.)
Anonymous No.534474718
anyone switching to front is a coward
Anonymous No.534474754
>>534472660
>second coming of maru
?
Anonymous No.534474760
>>534474689
Anonymous No.534474773
When is she getting in?
Anonymous No.534474779 >>534475024
>>534473339
Haru yeah or an El with parent Haru 3* dirt. What do you want?
Anonymous No.534474791
>>534473339
Actually just a 1 star dirt would work. Please. As long as she's not Taiki.
Anonymous No.534474801 >>534474850 >>534475163
how bad are normalfags at this game? how bad will CM lobbies be? do normalfags know about debuffers?
Anonymous No.534474821
>...is that it?
Anonymous No.534474830
Anonymous No.534474842
>>534474452
>Taishin boxed
>No Golshi
>No rain
Easy
Anonymous No.534474850 >>534475018 >>534475145 >>534475395
>>534474801
all the normalfags stopped playing already
Anonymous No.534474865 >>534475295
>>534474414
Peak performance for B-rank.
Anonymous No.534474880 >>534475215
>>534474673
ACTUALLY fucking soulless holy shit
Anonymous No.534474905 >>534475023
>>534473602
Yatta
Anonymous No.534474958
>>534474591
Lost gallons to this guy's art.
Anonymous No.534474965 >>534475112
Ok we're going to try this shit one more time
Anonymous No.534475018
>>534474850
oh... umabros... our game...
Anonymous No.534475023
>>534474905
Her breasts shrunk and her head grew!
Anonymous No.534475024 >>534475490
>>534474779
Haru is good thanks
Anonymous No.534475108 >>534475551 >>534476686
143cm wife
Anonymous No.534475112 >>534475334 >>534475339
>>534474965
194 stam. It's over.
Anonymous No.534475116 >>534475986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XvzHdO7nrk
Anonymous No.534475129 >>534475506 >>534476452 >>534476731 >>534478278
>>534473808
Fellow danchou here.
For the most part I only kick people if they are offline for more than 3 days and so far it's only been 2 anons. But there is this one anon in my club, he logins every day but he never shares shoes, he never types anything in chat and he didn't get a single fan in over a week. I'm really close to kicking him but not sure if I should because technically he fulfills the only criteria I asked, be online.
Anonymous No.534475132 >>534475391 >>534477165
>>534474363
SOURCE?!
POPLEASE BE A MCQUEEN SPECIFIC ARTIST
Anonymous No.534475139
umamusume is Error code: 208 game
Anonymous No.534475145
>>534474850
They will be back after Cygames releases New Era in western theaters with the Jungle Pocket banner.
Anonymous No.534475159
>>534474591
not gonna lie, this one is good
Anonymous No.534475163
>>534474801
Public CM lobbies have higher ceilings than /uma/ rooms but also lower floors, I've done a few and encounter the floor much more often than the ceiling.
Anonymous No.534475215 >>534475548
>>534474880
I bet Riceshower was his favorite too.
Anonymous No.534475250
Two runs in a row I get tissues
Anonymous No.534475295
>>534474865
It's for white spark farming anon. the horse isn't supposed to win she's supposed to hit 600 stats, barely muddle through, and then fuck another horse and give birth to a beautiful CM winning child with hints for corner recovery, left handed, spring runner, tail held high, etc
Anonymous No.534475331
>5* URA
Huhun!
Anonymous No.534475334
>>534475112
It's ok I had swinger master
Anonymous No.534475339
>>534475112
i just played a speed wit run and won arima kinen twice with 200 stam
Anonymous No.534475391
>>534475132
That's a stable diffusion file name sorry anon.
Anonymous No.534475394 >>534475597
>>534474414
why R mcqueen and not SSR?
Anonymous No.534475395 >>534475672
>>534474850
I am a normalfag?
Anonymous No.534475437
Did cygames raise the rates for the onsen ticket or something? This week I got three, one with taiki, another with el condor and yesterday with oguri, last month all I got was one ticket.
Anonymous No.534475457
>>534470321
Anonymous No.534475475
Anonymous No.534475490 >>534475538
>>534475024
I will change her back to my normal uma in 24 h, unless you make yourself know again. She's got like 5* stam too in total.
686345960575
Anonymous No.534475506 >>534476624 >>534477908
>>534475129
>I'm really close to kicking him but not sure if I should because technically he fulfills the only criteria I asked, be online.
If you're going to kick him remember that you have until the 2nd week ends otherwise you're doing the grave sin of kicking someone and forbidding him from getting club rewards, even if it's some freeloading nigger.
Anonymous No.534475538 >>534475768
>>534475490
Thanks
Anonymous No.534475539
>>534468628
No idea what that anon did, but I often get this on many horses because I'll risk even 99% failure training on the turn before the URA finals, because it's not like resting is gonna do anything, and I can burn clocks if her mood ruins the race.
Anonymous No.534475548
>>534475215
No, it was Bourbon. I also hate Rice Shower.
Anonymous No.534475551 >>534476285
>>534475108
Would you be willing to lick her pungent armpit clean after she exhausts herself after another night of nonstop cheering?
Anonymous No.534475553
So they put a gold ship bot on Discord as part of the event that "malfunctioned", anyone got some screenshots of whatever bullshit happened?
Anonymous No.534475597
>>534475394
because SSR does not give hints for pic related.
if you don't have 1200 speed + both speed greens + s medium in CM your horse is glue
Anonymous No.534475602
Oh no! Narita Taishin's lost her boot. Her bare foot is totally exposed now!
Anonymous No.534475643 >>534476071 >>534481609 >>534481838
>20k friendpoints to buy out goldship
how the fuck am i supposed to reach that
no one ever borrows my 8*
Anonymous No.534475672 >>534476371
>>534475395
I never even used my selector ticket and pulled Special Week (mascot), Oguri (meta), and Rice Shower (fail girl fan-favorite). My 3-stars are the most normalfag profile ever.
Anonymous No.534475768 >>534476981
>>534475538
Wait my El is better, she got 5* dirt. You'll want her instead.
Anonymous No.534475771
>>534471717
>Fuck
Gentildonna
>Marry
Calstone Light O
>Kill
TM Opera O
Anonymous No.534475773 >>534476072
Anonymous No.534475776
Anonymous No.534475808 >>534477338
Anonymous No.534475823
>>534468782
I don't understand. All shrine priestesses are anal priestesses by default. No "turning" required.
Anonymous No.534475907 >>534476290 >>534476329 >>534476580
Theoretically speaking, if I were to do a gutsmaxxing run, how much stamina would I need?
Would I need any at all?
Anonymous No.534475953
This is way harder than making evil nature
Anonymous No.534475986
>>534475116
>Tickezo literally too pure to diss someone
Anonymous No.534476002 >>534476357 >>534481515
Ningen layer
Anonymous No.534476031
Anonymous No.534476071 >>534476273
>>534475643
In my ~month of playing, nobody ever borrowed my decroded shit, but I'm still close to 30k friend points because of Team Trials and other sources.
Anonymous No.534476072
>>534475773
Anonymous No.534476263
I already used up my friend points to uncap Urara's SSR twice.
It wasn't a smart investment but it makes me happy.
Anonymous No.534476273 >>534476790
>>534476071
>decroded
Anonymous No.534476285
>>534475551
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Anonymous No.534476290
>>534475907
probably take a 9* stam parent and maybe a sc if you fail the first time
Anonymous No.534476325 >>534476525 >>534476587 >>534476640 >>534476760
>>534472015
>>534472130
>>534472218
>>534472230
bros, back to back hot springs
Anonymous No.534476329
>>534475907
every distance has a target guts, after that you get diminishing returns, and AFTER that you still have soft caps
so yeah, unless you're running miles or sprints you'll still need stamina
Anonymous No.534476357
>>534476002
that one in the back is a horse
Anonymous No.534476360
>Grass Wonder dies
>Get Taiki Shuttle dupe
It's not fair, I just wanted to be a nihonjin...
Anonymous No.534476371 >>534477875
>>534475672
what're you saving it for
Anonymous No.534476428
Tickezo is suuuuuuper cute
Anonymous No.534476452 >>534477060
>>534475129
NTA but I am the ใ‚ฆใƒžใ‚ชใ‚ชใ‚ชใ‚ช danchou.
Last month I kicked a few anons who were as you described, those who barely increased their fan counts over several days and did not request shoes/post anything in chat. Felt bad about it since technically we did not have any requirements that month and were mostly coasting as a "You do You" club. For this reason I instated a quota to keep a base level of activity throughout the month at least and am monitoring those falling behind. We have a mid month check but I'm giving heads ups several days in advance so the players behind on quota are aware and if they really don't think they can manage it for the month they can request a kick.
The one thing I don't want happening are anons who don't communicate at all not meeting the mid month check getting kicked and not having enough time to find another club before getting locked out of gibs.
Anonymous No.534476483 >>534476670 >>534476867
>>534474591
>my uma isn't in this veritable epic cycle of uma porn
A feeling,
so complicated.
Anonymous No.534476525
>>534476325
Some people can only DREAM of having such luck
Anonymous No.534476547
Almond Eye is the number 1 most popular uma. Sorry oldfags.
Anonymous No.534476567
Which uma is the best for aura farming?
Anonymous No.534476568
golshi career mode is just an unpredictable rng shitfest, I've never lost debut race past the first week of playing and suddenly it's commonplace again
Anonymous No.534476580
>>534475907
you're wasting a run.
you're going to have like 600 speed if you can even get enough guts training in to cap guts.
Anonymous No.534476587 >>534476792
>>534476325
Imagine getting sucked dry by a boy.
Anonymous No.534476624 >>534476778 >>534476932
>>534475506
>cucking parasites out of rewards is le bad
Anonymous No.534476627
Anonymous No.534476640
>>534476325
I never managed to score...
Anonymous No.534476658
>guts does nothing
>ignore aptitude and put everyone as front runner to win career races
Did Cygames even playtest this shit before release?
Anonymous No.534476670
>>534476483
which uma?
Anonymous No.534476686
>>534475108
why would you marry someone who will never love you as much as her oshi(s)
and her oshi is a whole fucking species, you're below millions
Anonymous No.534476712 >>534477531
Post your nice nature build anons

I need stat / skills reference
Anonymous No.534476731
>>534475129
I feel like shoes should be minimum, it doesn't take any time. Just logging in doesn't benefit anyone.
Anonymous No.534476760 >>534478183
>>534471884
>>534476325
Damn, she really wants you
Anonymous No.534476778
>>534476624
Yes, unironically. Nobody understands danchou's burden.
Anonymous No.534476790
>>534476273
AIIIIEEEEEE, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT
>as a dim spotlight shines on a creature, it instinctively recoils and shrieks in horror, as it slowly starts melting away and disappears into a black puddle
Anonymous No.534476792 >>534477175 >>534477212 >>534477236 >>534477268 >>534485161
>>534476587
Why do all the Ryan artists insist on giving her huge tits even though she's flat as a board in-game?

Is it an attempt to feel less bad about their own homosexuality?
Anonymous No.534476819
Anonymous No.534476867 >>534477126 >>534477207 >>534477354
>>534476483
The yakuza haven't found him yet so maybe he'll get to it?
Anonymous No.534476932
>>534476624
Yes, murder is bad, more news at 11.
Anonymous No.534476963 >>534477067 >>534477069 >>534477092 >>534477106 >>534477170 >>534477204 >>534477275 >>534477413 >>534477443 >>534477620 >>534477848 >>534477940
the grind in this game feels exactly like granblue
jesus i quit
Anonymous No.534476981 >>534477493
>>534475768
Perfect, thanks
Anonymous No.534477014
>>534468430
She grew up among old people.
Anonymous No.534477023
If they didn't botch Ryan's design she would have been one of the more popular umas
Anonymous No.534477060 >>534477284
>>534476452
not used to seeing my danchou say something without any filtered words
Anonymous No.534477067
>>534476963
Nothing is worse than arcanum thoughbeit
Anonymous No.534477069
>>534476963
DANCHOU KICK THIS GUY
Anonymous No.534477092
>>534476963
See you when we see you, anon ;__;
Anonymous No.534477106
>>534476963
lmfao farming sparks is nothing like evokers or angel halo, stop being a pussy
Anonymous No.534477112 >>534477617 >>534477660
Any danchous recruiting? I can do 1.5m-2m a day, my ID is 200098955533. I'm off cooldown too.
Anonymous No.534477126
>>534476867
yakuza are known to be sexual deviants
maybe the one sent after him is into Uma porn
Anonymous No.534477165
>>534475132
I'm so sorry bro, my AI made this.
Anonymous No.534477170
>>534476963
this is nothing compared to granblue
Anonymous No.534477175 >>534481234
>>534476792
?
Anonymous No.534477204
>>534476963
it's not THAT bad anon
Anonymous No.534477207 >>534477356
>>534476867
Given that he can draw some pretty fucked up stuff, maybe it's for the better.
Anonymous No.534477212 >>534481234
>>534476792
Anonymous No.534477236 >>534481234
>>534476792
>flat
Anonymous No.534477268 >>534481234
>>534476792
define flat
Anonymous No.534477275
>>534476963
You must have not played granblue, chev swords was one element and took weeks longer then thiis
Anonymous No.534477284
>>534477060
Being limited by not just the dogshit filters but also the character count per message sucks
Anonymous No.534477290
>card without special priority
Holy shit they are bad, just delete them already
Anonymous No.534477338
>>534475808
is she...
Anonymous No.534477348
Rooms?
Anonymous No.534477353 >>534477551
Sexually assaulting Nice Nature's hair fluff!
Anonymous No.534477354
>>534476867
the uma police isn't going to a random gook/chink forum to delete porn bro, they make the majority of it for a reason
Anonymous No.534477356 >>534477772
>>534477207
I've read almost everything they have and I don't think anything in particular is fucked up. Even the earlier works is just DP and choking at best. I think.
Anonymous No.534477378
>>534468430
She just loves you too much.
Anonymous No.534477398 >>534477469 >>534477556 >>534477598 >>534477615 >>534477968 >>534478053 >>534478114 >>534478894
This is what a good looking Mejiro looks like.
Anonymous No.534477413
>>534476963
Stop doing 10 runs a day trying to farm for a very specific top % horse. The more conditions you put on a "successful" horse run, the exponentially more runs you'll have to do to achieve those
Anonymous No.534477416
Anonymous No.534477440 >>534477568 >>534477582 >>534477653 >>534477716 >>534477835
...you guys actually care if someone doesn't post anything in chat? I thought clubs were supposed to be shoe trading business and not fucking discord
Anonymous No.534477443
>>534476963
I'm still having fun, but it's really time consuming. I've been prepared to quit since I figured out how long the dailies were. Hesitant to spend any money because I don't want to get too attached.
Anonymous No.534477469 >>534477635 >>534477646 >>534479769
>>534477398
Like slop?
Anonymous No.534477493 >>534477820
>>534476981
No problem go wild with El. As I said, if you need more days for burrow just shout it here. I'll hold her up as long as you need.
Anonymous No.534477510
Anonymous No.534477531 >>534477747
>>534476712
kitasan
satono diamond
rice shower
marvelous sunday
aoi kiryuin
symboli rudolf
Try to get 600 speed and stamina to finish URA
Anonymous No.534477532 >>534491818
>>534468430
Nice Nature would be a really clingy wife
Anonymous No.534477551
>>534477353
Don't do it anon, that's where she keeps all her debuffs!
Anonymous No.534477556
>>534477398
Wrong.
Anonymous No.534477567
Anonymous No.534477568
>>534477440
bros too shy to post the ohayo sticker
Anonymous No.534477571 >>534477851
Please
Anonymous No.534477581
Mandatory GM sticker every morning or else you get kicked
Anonymous No.534477582
>>534477440
I only post the akikawa emote in chat
Anonymous No.534477585
Theres one speed card slot in my deck where I dont have mlb. Is 2lb Sweep Tosho better than 2lb SSR Nishino Flower? Sweep conventionally seems just better for stats but Nishino and 2LB has a speed bonus +1 which I'm not sure is a gamechanger
Anonymous No.534477586
God tier umapyoi lineup.
Anonymous No.534477598
>>534477398
Is it really so hard to not post AI sloppers?
Anonymous No.534477615
>>534477398
damn she's hot
Anonymous No.534477617 >>534478165
>>534477112
Mambo should have 2-3 open spots but you'll have to wait for the dancho to wake up and kick the afks
Anonymous No.534477620
>>534476963
please don't go, im gonna miss you
Anonymous No.534477635
>>534477469
t. failed artist
Anonymous No.534477646 >>534477852
>>534477469
>see woman
>slop
You'll die alone, incel.
Anonymous No.534477653
>>534477440
This general is basically the chat for any /uma/ club anyways.
Anonymous No.534477660 >>534478165
>>534477112
>I'm off cooldown too.
...Why did you get kicked?
Anonymous No.534477716
>>534477440
If you at least post a sticker or trade shoes then you are at least giving the impression that you are reading the chat.

If I post in chat "anon you've been doing 200k fans a day will you make the quota in time" and I see no messages no stickers no shoes and you continue to do 200k fans daily for the next few days then I'm going to assume you're not even aware there's a quota and will kick earlier so you can at least get the monthly gibs with another club
Anonymous No.534477747
>>534477531
>Try to get 600 speed and stamina to finish URA
you don't need to win URA on a debuffer, that deck will only net you like 8-9 debuff skills on a good run with hardly any wit
Anonymous No.534477752 >>534480195
MAYANO NEVER ACTIVATES HER DUMB FUCKING UNIQUE IN TT
WHY DO I KEEP USING THIS STUPID FUCKING BRAT
Anonymous No.534477760 >>534478015
I will cum inside Mejiro Ryan
Anonymous No.534477772 >>534478093
>>534477356
How could you miss Ai-chan getting sleep-raped by the school nurse? (who gets "a taste" of every uma who comes through before they're discharged)
Anonymous No.534477820
>>534477493
El Sweaty Pasa
Anonymous No.534477835
>>534477440
>he didn't spam the Golshi Victory or Death emote at the beginning of Golshi week
Yep, that's a kick.
Anonymous No.534477848 >>534478150
>>534476963
>Aim for the absolute very best in a game that's been out for 2 months
>"oh it's too hard and I can't get it instantly, I quit"
Anonymous No.534477851
>>534477571
Yay!
Anonymous No.534477852 >>534478068
>>534477646
anon you're ai generating uma gravure shots AND posting on /vg/
there are literally no words yet conceived capable of describing just how virginal your death will be
Anonymous No.534477853 >>534478153 >>534478594
You think there are cases of trainers running away from Tracen? Idk, maybe their trainee was abusive or demanding
Anonymous No.534477875
>>534476371
I haven't gone all in on a character banner yet and don't want dupes. I'll probably use it after Seiun Sky or Maruzensky summer. Pulling meta for now because wife (Palmer) isn't for another year.
Anonymous No.534477908
>>534475506
The reason you shouldn't kick after the second week is because it'll be hard to find a replacement. If you already found someone willing to join despite no rewards, then go for it. Leeches have no rights.
Anonymous No.534477940
>>534476963
Umamusume isn't even 1/100000000000000000 of the grind that is Granshit, stop LARPing.
Anonymous No.534477967 >>534480912
Anonymous No.534477968
>>534477398
>couldn't find an actual good looking piece
>had to make this crap to prove a point
Way to own yourself bro
Anonymous No.534477974
80% of my careers are spark farming but all of the 3* I have are from pvp build runs
fucked up
Anonymous No.534477994 >>534478554 >>534478614
>>534469383
What is their daughter's name, and when will they start racing? They're gonna have high expectations...
What degree of incest is this, given Sunday Silence is grandfather for them both?
Also, what is Sweep Tosho doing there? I'm not too up on horse lore...
Anonymous No.534478005
Anonymous No.534478015
>>534477760
papi...
Anonymous No.534478020
>>534471114
I said fat horses are cute.
Grass wonder is cute.
Anonymous No.534478049
they all dropped except for natie
Anonymous No.534478053
>>534477398
SAR DO REDEEM THE SLOP
Anonymous No.534478054
not bad eh?
Anonymous No.534478068 >>534478401
>>534477852
Well, maybe if you'd be able to describe it, you wouldn't be flipping burgers with an arts degree.
Anonymous No.534478093
>>534477772
GAH that's one of the more recent ones (translated too) and it completely missed me and I still consider that somewhat tame since she wasn't resisting because she's well...asleep. Maybe I am fucked in the head.
Anonymous No.534478114 >>534478224
>>534477398
Donโ€™t care if itโ€™s AI sheโ€™s smoking hot
Anonymous No.534478150
>>534477848
idk with the same amount of time and effort put into something like factorio you'd most definitely have cityblock megabases pumping out millions of science per hour. This game has abysmal investment to return ratio.
Anonymous No.534478153
>>534477853
me after getting special week pregnant
I don't actually want to deal with retarded children it was just a moment of weakness to her fat titties
Anonymous No.534478165
>>534477617
Sounds good
>>534477660
The Sakuraniku danchou said it would become a casual club and offered to boot the people looking for sweat
Anonymous No.534478183
>>534476760
she came back for more but didnt leave me a 3* spark rating
Anonymous No.534478185 >>534479848
Never ask Yaeno Muteki what she was doing in Manchukuo between 1931 and 1945.
Anonymous No.534478224
>>534478114
>sheโ€™s smoking hot
No shit, her skin is melting
Anonymous No.534478254 >>534478503 >>534480463
>nice I got the 2* ticket from the event already, ill use it right away
game...
not the day game...
Anonymous No.534478260 >>534478667
Noob question
Are there any diminishing returns to "increase velocity" skills if the uma already has 1200 speed?

Velocity is + max speed right? It would say acceleration if it was about reaching that speed faster which is controlled by power?
So do you go beyond the 1200 cap or what?
Anonymous No.534478262
>goldship doesn't want to cooperatea since yesterday
>always 2nd or lower whenever 1st place isn't mandatory
>get hotspring ticket
>wins every single race after
>finishes URA with the 2nd best score I've had with her even with a shit training planning
????
Anonymous No.534478270
Anonymous No.534478278
>>534475129
I literally left my previous club because dancho wouldn't kick niggers that just logged in for shoes and never played the game. Just do it nobody will miss him.
Anonymous No.534478298 >>534478518
God damn one single AI picture completely broke him. Look at all that samefagging.
Anonymous No.534478316 >>534478886 >>534479039 >>534481263
Sleep tight, Grass Wonder.
Anonymous No.534478401 >>534480156
>>534478068
Actually I have a law degree, retard. Should've aimed at my social or love life if you weren't such a useless fuck up.
Anonymous No.534478410
Hmm seems like there are probably two sloppers in this general who defend each other fiercely and even hand out (you)s to each other.
Anonymous No.534478465
The club chat is ridiculously censored, can't even post a simple "RIP Grass Wonder". Also she has no stamp.
Anonymous No.534478482 >>534478994
>Still trying to get MTKNFKKTR to finish the URA finals since I've been stuck getting her normal endings forever
>3 speed 3 stamina keeps making me lack enough power to accelerate/push through the crowd
>okay, swap one stamina for my SSR El Condor Pasa to get some passing abilities and improve power
>now I'm getting 3 character stacks on power and I've seen 2 characters on speed once by the first summer camp
What did I do to offend Shiraoki-sama to make my runs with this girl so troublesome.
Anonymous No.534478503 >>534478737
>>534478254
He wanted to give you something before he left...
Anonymous No.534478518
>>534478298
>him
Who are you seething about Rakesh, can you point out his samefagging?
Anonymous No.534478528
"Yo Trainer, still alive?"
Anonymous No.534478538 >>534478698 >>534479009 >>534479814 >>534481310
What was that anon talking about, Ryans huge tits are all over the place during umapyoi
Anonymous No.534478549
>>534473808
You should've kicked the 600k shitter who wasn't online for 8 days /uma/dachi dancho...
Anonymous No.534478554
>>534477994
Kitasan's daughters with Almond Eye don't have names yet, yes, they had two
and the reason you see Kitasan being paired with sweepy a lot is because he had his first offspring with her irl, called piedra de luna
https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2019105257/
Anonymous No.534478594 >>534478780
>>534477853
Trainers do not go missing from Tracen.
All reports or news articles mentioning Trainer dissapearances are libel against the academy and are to be referred to Tazuna.
Any claims of political coverups by the meijiro or satono families are simply sad acts of defemation and will be met with legal action.
Anonymous No.534478614
>>534477994
they start racing at 2 year old, so next year
sweepy is there because kita also bred with her
Anonymous No.534478630
Anonymous No.534478667
>>534478260
Speed (the stat) is used in a formula to calculate target speed (velocity). So your skill will affect the end result and is unrelated to the 1200 cap. Green skills with the boot icon like Lone Wolf or Spring Runner on the other hand will affect the speed stat and can go beyond the 1200 cap, same as an S-rating in the distance the Uma is running.
Anonymous No.534478698 >>534478978
>>534478538
Not huge enough. They'd need to be coomer-art tier to make her design forgivable.
Anonymous No.534478719
>>534473808
The game doesn't actually specify whether people get kicked or just left by themselves so this never happened unless said dancho was a dumbass and proudly announced he'd kick them beforehand
Anonymous No.534478737
>>534478503
I guess I shuold honour him and do a grass wonder race today
Anonymous No.534478752 >>534478903 >>534479096 >>534479253 >>534481564 >>534481806
What type of dumb slop would /uma/ prefer to see instead?
Anonymous No.534478780
>>534478594
>t.
Anonymous No.534478784 >>534478942 >>534479016 >>534479126 >>534479171
Behold my ryan
Anonymous No.534478886
>>534478316
Anonymous No.534478894
>>534477398
Look at her go
https://x.com/game_verse_1/status/1943667081427423399?s=46
Anonymous No.534478903 >>534480238
>>534478752
Fuku-chan doing backflips to praise Shiraoki-sama
Anonymous No.534478931
mejiro anthem
Anonymous No.534478942
>>534478784
how is that an A rank
Anonymous No.534478978 >>534479167 >>534480498
>>534478698
Honestly just another hair cut would do it
Anonymous No.534478989 >>534479207 >>534479214 >>534479297
Does anyone ever take the bottom option after a race? The stats gained looks the same to me but it drains a lot more energy
Anonymous No.534478991
Anonymous No.534478994 >>534480373
>>534478482
I did pretty well with 3spd/3stam on my runs with her. That being said, if your run is fucked by rng, its fucked by rng. No way around that.
Anonymous No.534479009
>>534478538
That boy has quite the aggressive chest
Anonymous No.534479016
>>534478784
...
*sigh*
Anonymous No.534479039
>>534478316
Sweet dreams
Anonymous No.534479096 >>534480954 >>534481407
>>534478752
Vodka chugging a bottle of Absolut Vodka.
Anonymous No.534479126
>>534478784
BASED WIT GOD
Anonymous No.534479132
>use stamina parents
>roll power spark
>use power parents
>roll stamina spark
>use stamina parents
>roll power spark
>0/3 daily borrows
Anonymous No.534479138 >>534479432 >>534481263
It's not fair bwos...
Anonymous No.534479167
>>534478978
That'd just actually be a redesign though, the hair is like 50% of an anime character's design
Anonymous No.534479171
>>534478784
...good job anon...
Anonymous No.534479193 >>534479321 >>534479354 >>534479732 >>534480039
>One of the missions is to get 5.6 million fans with Gold Ship
>Doing a run with Gold Ship and doing all available G1s for her(Medium and Long ones) ends your career around 400k+ fans
>That means to complete that mission, you gotta run Gold Ship around 14 times
Bros, I don't want to grind a single horse this much.
Anonymous No.534479207 >>534480165
>>534478989
It's a gamble, there's a chance it drains only like 5 energy from you whereas the upper one takes a fixed amount. I usually take it.
Anonymous No.534479214 >>534480165 >>534481081
>>534478989
You always take the bottom option anon. It can be only 5 energy lost that way.
Anonymous No.534479238
Oops all sloppa
Anonymous No.534479253
>>534478752
Ideally none.
Anonymous No.534479297 >>534479720
>>534478989
it's either half or double the amount of normal energy you lose by clicking the top option, it's not worth taking since the chance of getting half is low
Anonymous No.534479318 >>534479464
I'm in love with her boobs
Anonymous No.534479321
>>534479193
You have two weeks bro, it's one run a day
Anonymous No.534479326 >>534479885
tfw as danchou my mcnoobies actually use my uma its going to be so hard to kick them
Anonymous No.534479354
>>534479193
>400k
Use support cards with a higher fan bonus, retard
And had you not done ANY runs with Gold Ship?
Anonymous No.534479379 >>534479548 >>534479751
>Gets falled fat
>Fucking dies
Why was she like this....?
Anonymous No.534479432 >>534479573
>>534479138
>gets fat
>dies from organ failure
Many such cases. Take care of yourself anons and never click bottom option in food events.
Anonymous No.534479462
Anonymous No.534479464 >>534479748
>>534479318
Akebono should wear that outfit
Anonymous No.534479487
Anonymous No.534479529
>>534474591
>sweaty sex with Digitan while whispering compliments into her ear
chink-sama...
I kneel...
Anonymous No.534479548
>>534479379
FAT
UGLY
DEAD
Anonymous No.534479565
I got Air Groove I HATE Air Groove
Anonymous No.534479573 >>534479816
>>534479432
Slow Metabolism? Never heard of her!
Anonymous No.534479580
>>534467405 (OP)
done
Anonymous No.534479642 >>534479903 >>534480346
Is there a way to see progress on this achievement?
Anonymous No.534479720
>>534479297
Actually if you won the race it's either 20 or 5 energy (compared to 15 from the top option). Idk what the odds are but if it's 50/50 (doesn't feel like it is) it should be worth it.
If you lose the race 35/20/10, I think? Can't remember how it was for getting less than 5th though.
Anonymous No.534479732
>>534479193
>That means to complete that mission, you gotta run Gold Ship around 14 times
that's literally 1 run a day, even with your terrible support card setup, and assuming you started with 0 goldship fans because it's looking at her total fan count, because it's a 2 week goal. we had PSAs weeks ago telling you to start doing her runs then if you were lazy.
Anonymous No.534479748
>>534479464
The world isn't ready for that kind of power
Anonymous No.534479751
>>534479379
Because you're basically calling her an american and nobody deserves that.
Anonymous No.534479769
>>534477469
Sheโ€™s sexy in official art too
Anonymous No.534479786 >>534479881
My autistic front-runner queen has gifted me my first 3* speed

Wonderful
Anonymous No.534479804 >>534479901 >>534480028
What am I supposed to do with veteran umas that are lower in rank? It's getting a bit cluttered. Is transferring them essentially deleting them? Is there a way to store without deleting them?
Anonymous No.534479814
>>534478538
imagine getting pushed to the bed by that boy
Anonymous No.534479816 >>534480729
>>534479573
>Put a whole carrot in a burger
>perfect

Tracen academy cooks are frauds
Anonymous No.534479834 >>534479968
So I'm suppose to save my carats for Super Creek card coming up, right?
Anonymous No.534479848
>>534478185
Isn't she the one who needed (You)r instruction to actually shoot straight or am I mistaking it for another story?
There are several with this exact event.
Anonymous No.534479881
>>534479786
thats pretty gud
Anonymous No.534479885
>>534479326
that's fucked bro, you can't do that. Just wait a month and they'll either stop playing or start getting normal good numbers
Anonymous No.534479901
>>534479804
transfering is perma deletion
if they have no value as parents or racers then glue them
Anonymous No.534479903
>>534479642
What the fuck are scenario rewards?
Anonymous No.534479942 >>534480217 >>534480449
Are frenzied debuffs kinda bad? If uma gets rushed she will lose anyway
Anonymous No.534479956
can i run oguri cap and grass wonder for cm?
Anonymous No.534479968 >>534480218
>>534479834
Youโ€™re supposed to save your carats for your waifu
Anonymous No.534479995 >>534480338
when is maruzansky's cute granddaughter added to the game?
Anonymous No.534480028 >>534481007
>>534479804
Why not just favorite mark the ones you use/think are viable and then filter it that way? That's how you're meant to do it.
Anonymous No.534480039
>>534479193
It's like 7 hours in two weeks, just do it.
Anonymous No.534480073
>>534474591
thanks, just busted a flush to that nice nature set
ty anon
Anonymous No.534480085
>Translated Grass Wonder Koma
>Decide to look up Grass Wonder
>"Grass Wonder was"
>Stopped reading right there and went to bed
Today will be better
Anonymous No.534480132
I think I'll just do 1 or 2 careers a day from now on.
Anonymous No.534480156 >>534480406
>>534478401
I donโ€™t know about the guy youโ€™re arguing with but I donโ€™t make the pictures I post. I just see stuff I like on X and post it.
Anonymous No.534480165
>>534479207
>>534479214
From my recent runs it takes 20 stam everytime except for once, the rates are extremely skewed it's not worth it
Anonymous No.534480195
>>534477752
she almost never does if you are running her as a front runner...
Anonymous No.534480217
>>534479942
the more stamina drain the merrier
Anonymous No.534480218
>>534479968
But I already have my waifu at 4 stars.
Anonymous No.534480238 >>534480528
>>534478903
Anonymous No.534480294 >>534480665
who am i getting /uma/? i wouldn't mind air groove
Anonymous No.534480296 >>534480531
I am sexually attracted to this crybaby
Anonymous No.534480338 >>534480692
>>534479995
Spe has been in the game since literally fucking day 1โ€ฆoh, you said her cute granddaughter, my bad.
Anonymous No.534480346
>>534479642
Click on scenario record when you go to start a career, you need an uma with 16k rating
Anonymous No.534480351
Anonymous No.534480373
>>534478994
I don't doubt that, even before that swap, it seemed like a promising enough run because I did Hopeless Stakes, and she got second after losing first by a neck, so I still found it promising enough. Then she barely gets the qualifying positions in races between first and second summer camp, then decides to win every race after that up to the last Arima Kinen. Okay, what a weird rollercoaster, but it still seems good, but then first URA race, initial run and 2 clock retries and she never ends up higher than 4th. Like fucking what, I even watched that last race before giving up the run, I gave you two maneuvering abilities pleeeeease, oh well.
RNG is fickle this afternoon kek, I'll give her more chances this evening.
Anonymous No.534480397 >>534480584 >>534480794
>>534471837
>Earlier this week a twitter post about how Grass Wonder got fat in retirement was made.
>Got hundreds of retweets, twitterfags all over fatposting Grass-chan and even drawing her as a bbw.
>IRL Grass dies a few days later. (Today)
Anonymous No.534480406 >>534481429
>>534480156
What makes you select slop, then...
Anonymous No.534480449
>>534479942
Fairly sure they're single target because they'll proc as soon as an uma is rushed.
Anonymous No.534480463
>>534478254
wtf.. i got her too
Anonymous No.534480485
EAT
Anonymous No.534480487
Rip ass wonder
Anonymous No.534480498
>>534478978
Isn't one of her events her complaining about how she wants longer hair?
Anonymous No.534480525
End closers are so inconsistant holy shit.
Anonymous No.534480528
>>534480238
Oh that's good and hilarious actually! Thanks.
Anonymous No.534480531
>>534480296
>sample
She is a good girl
Anonymous No.534480584 >>534480715 >>534481361
>>534480397
Fatfags deserve the rope.
Anonymous No.534480665 >>534480963
>>534480294
yay!
Anonymous No.534480687 >>534480806 >>534494475
I have a confession to make.
When she does this I give her a fistbump through the monitor
Anonymous No.534480692
>>534480338
Sorry, I meant cute daughter
Anonymous No.534480715 >>534481246
>>534480584
>uwaaah that's not my fetish!
Get a grip fag
Anonymous No.534480729
>>534479816
Hey there's also lettuce, okay?
Anonymous No.534480794
>>534480397
Don't you have a shred of decency in your black soul?
Anonymous No.534480806
>>534480687
Cute
Anonymous No.534480912 >>534481192
>>534477967
>>534474127
>>534473787
>>534474457
>reddit tachyon
Anonymous No.534480914 >>534481210 >>534482620 >>534482950
>>534467689
I'm gonna make a sound version of this I'm just having trouble picking a song, any suggestions opera bros?
Anonymous No.534480947
The deed is done
Anonymous No.534480954 >>534481206 >>534481813
>>534479096
Anonymous No.534480963 >>534481545
>>534480665
Grats anon. I wasn't really interested in her but after doing her career I started really liking her
Anonymous No.534481007 >>534481865
>>534480028
>Why not just favorite mark the ones you use/think are viable
How do you favorite?
Anonymous No.534481018 >>534481438 >>534482635
Anonymous No.534481081 >>534481382
>>534479214
The jp wiki and gametora seem to show different numbers.
-5/-20 on gametora
-5/-10/-20/-30 on the jp wiki
Don't know if it's because one of them is wrong or if it's a version difference.
Anonymous No.534481189 >>534481419 >>534481471 >>534481538
Biwa Hayahide HATE. HATE. HATE. Holy fuck, just shave your massive fucking mop off if you're going to cry about a bad hair day 5+ times every year. FUCK. Trying to train this dumb, moody bitch is the worst experience you can have in this game. Non-stop spam of mood down events as she cries about the humidity. I wish I'd never had the terrible misfortune of pulling her by accident while trying to get Curren Chan. Worst uma in the game by far.
Anonymous No.534481192
>>534480912
I'm reddit
Anonymous No.534481195
King.
Anonymous No.534481206
>>534480954
I don't know about the gaming chair but eh, I'll take it
Anonymous No.534481210 >>534481432
>>534480914
just get it from here and sync?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_MrCzRs0FA
Anonymous No.534481234
>>534477175
>>534477212
>>534477236
>>534477268
I think that guy just wanted to see some Ryan tits
Anonymous No.534481246
>>534480715
No, kill yourself, your fetish makes decent people puke and good horses die, you brain damage reprobate.
Anonymous No.534481252
>take positioning skill
>got 8th
fucker
Anonymous No.534481263
>>534478316
>>534479138
The butt of legend
Anonymous No.534481270 >>534481437 >>534481607
imagine falling in love with your trainee
Anonymous No.534481310
>>534478538
Boy love
Anonymous No.534481361
>>534480584
I agree, they should've been drawing her pregnant. (By me)
Anonymous No.534481382
>>534481081
I always pick the second option on race wins it's 5/20, jp version must've got changed
Anonymous No.534481389 >>534481553 >>534482329 >>534482550
Who has the worst casual wear and why is it Mejiro Ryan?
Anonymous No.534481407 >>534481542 >>534481813 >>534482979
>>534479096
Anonymous No.534481416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzG5BOZy5a8
Anonymous No.534481419
>>534481189
Trainer issue.
Anonymous No.534481429
>>534480406
My dick
Anonymous No.534481432
>>534481210
I meant like taking a different song and putting it over the edit like >>534469679, but if anons want it with the actual song that's fine too.
Anonymous No.534481437
>>534481270
Im imagining
Anonymous No.534481438
>>534481018
Fucker even took the carrot first
Anonymous No.534481441 >>534481539 >>534481550 >>534481805
B-Bros...
I made her be THE GOAT but still no A RANK...
will she allow me?
Anonymous No.534481449 >>534482146 >>534482337
>>534469362
I don't play this game with sound on bro
Anonymous No.534481471
>>534481189
you do not deserve to have my big breasted wife on your account
Anonymous No.534481515
>>534476002
ningen mansluts need correction
Anonymous No.534481538 >>534481928
>>534481189
not only that but her stat bonuses are trash so building her is a pain in the ass, plus like 80% chance for sleep deprived every rest
its sad because I really like her
Anonymous No.534481539
>>534481441
She won't once she learned you've been making AI slop of her
Anonymous No.534481542
>>534481407
much better kek
Anonymous No.534481545
>>534480963
thanks! as a character design i like her a lot, after i'm done with this golshi run i'm trying her multiple times
Anonymous No.534481549 >>534481826
There's a 2d inactive in umao
Make a spot for Sakuranikubros
Kick him NOW
Anonymous No.534481550
>>534481441
Not if you keep posting AI slop.
Anonymous No.534481553 >>534482021 >>534482127
>>534481389
Anonymous No.534481564 >>534481739 >>534482270
>>534478752
Sexy sweek with her big butt
Anonymous No.534481565 >>534481758
check em
Anonymous No.534481606 >>534482569
art of the umas in heaven hits different man..fuck
Anonymous No.534481607 >>534482180
>>534481270
what are you gonna do? break her heart after 3 years?
heartless cunt
Anonymous No.534481609
>>534475643
I have some but I spent on Urara card before. No idea if I can get enough to buy them out. And I really want Urara card too 1 LB isn't that good.
Anonymous No.534481691 >>534481850
>>534427079
Reminder that ruskies are subhuman nigger scum akin to seanigger or chink bugs <3
Anonymous No.534481739
>>534481564
jesus CHRIST is that real??
Anonymous No.534481745 >>534482432
>buys you
Anonymous No.534481758
>>534481565
auspicious digits!
Anonymous No.534481796 >>534481898 >>534482318
Is there hope
Anonymous No.534481805
>>534481441
there's such an overwhelming, absurd amount of great art of this exact setup with this exact character, what's the point of making sloppa of it specifically
Anonymous No.534481806
>>534478752
make good posts instead
Anonymous No.534481813 >>534482826 >>534482979
>>534480954
>>534481407
>vodka drunk fondling scarlet's tits while complaining about their size
Anonymous No.534481826
>>534481549
Only if your name is Owen Wilson
Anonymous No.534481838 >>534482004
>>534475643
You get FP out of your support card, not veteran uma.
Anonymous No.534481850
>>534481691
Don't say that, they seed all of my rutracker torrents
Anonymous No.534481865
>>534481007
If you have a veteran / legacy open, there should be a empty carrot symbol at the top left, tap it. When you filter for legacies just check the carrot check at the bottom.
Anonymous No.534481898
>>534481796
You won't need it
Anonymous No.534481928
>>534481538
>10% guts 20% wit
Yeah, I regret rolling for her. Her story was disappointing too, just an obsession with her sister. Kinda the same disappointment I felt with Teio's story.
Anonymous No.534482004
>>534481838
If he doesn't know that, he probably doesn't ge this support card borrowed at all either, bro...
Anonymous No.534482007 >>534482108
Holy shit I just had a Rice Showa career without a single mood down event.
Anonymous No.534482021
>>534481553
He said casual wear bro, Golshi's is alright. Ryan dresses like a granny, which kinda works for Tachyon who has a similar fit but not at all for Ryan.
Anonymous No.534482026
brosmell
Anonymous No.534482067 >>534482216
Anonymous No.534482085 >>534482153 >>534482712
What the fuck is that King Halo SR card event?
Mood down or -20 energy? And all for nothing.
Anonymous No.534482108 >>534482195
>>534482007
You should pull before your luck dissipates.
Anonymous No.534482127 >>534482227 >>534482248 >>534482364 >>534482527 >>534482823
>>534481553
I didn't like her at first, neither personality nor design. But then I fapped to her once and now I think she's pretty damn sexy. Those white tights and shapely tits are really nice.
Anonymous No.534482146 >>534482337
>>534469362
Bakushin, Umapyoi, Winning the Soul, Next Frontier, and Brilliant Phantasia. My top 5 in order of priority.
>>534481449
You are not immune to Bakuganda.
Anonymous No.534482153
>>534482085

its the price you pay for +1 speed/power at MLB
Anonymous No.534482180
>>534481607
>waste their best years nonstop racing
>I wonder why they end up falling in love with the only person that who was by their side all these years
Anonymous No.534482195
>>534482108
B-but Super Creek banner...
Anonymous No.534482216 >>534482493
>>534482067
Anonymous No.534482227
>>534482127
Another one falls to her charm...
Anonymous No.534482248
>>534482127
you can do that?
Anonymous No.534482269
taiki swinging her tits all over the place to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHJR9QimWjI
Anonymous No.534482270 >>534482439
>>534481564
I don't feel comfortable with stallions that close to my mares
Anonymous No.534482275 >>534482556 >>534482581
Does "Golshi Mode" actually do anything other than give rewards
Anonymous No.534482318
>>534481796
Didn't even get the second gauge event, fuck this game
Anonymous No.534482329 >>534482475 >>534482573 >>534482637
>>534481389
Taishin dresses like she picked up random clothes from the floor. And the hat is stupid.
Anonymous No.534482337
>>534481449
>>534482146
i didnt play with sound until someone told me they hated bakushin song, so i turned sound on to play that and now i play with sound
Anonymous No.534482364 >>534482482
>>534482127
She has one of the lewdest uniforms with the titty straps.
Anonymous No.534482385
uhhh did something happen? I was able to log in after the reset but can't now
Anonymous No.534482408 >>534482507 >>534482528 >>534482916 >>534483149
when is THIS SHIT rerunning
I need the card
Anonymous No.534482432
>>534481745
I am already Satono (Diamond) owned
Anonymous No.534482439
>>534482270
>spe gets a half chub and it presses against vodka
Anonymous No.534482475
>>534482329
How come the hat doesn't fall off?
Anonymous No.534482482
>>534482364
Yeah I really like the way they frame her tits, you're right.
Anonymous No.534482493
>>534482216
Anonymous No.534482507
>>534482408
you really don't
Anonymous No.534482527 >>534482730 >>534482780 >>534482806 >>534482830 >>534482956
>>534482127
She's hiding her looks!
Anonymous No.534482528
>>534482408
In a year maybe?
Anonymous No.534482545
clock check /uma/
Anonymous No.534482550 >>534483295
>>534481389
Anonymous No.534482556
>>534482275
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.534482569 >>534482821
>>534481606
Umas are supposed to be reincarnations of the irl horses, which means they are being born when the horse dies instead of going to horse heaven 2. They aren't dead, rather their second life has just begun. Don't cry, instead celebrate the cycle of life and draw uma birth.
Anonymous No.534482573
>>534482329
no u
Anonymous No.534482581
>>534482275
Turns all the other horses into giga-buffed umas.
Anonymous No.534482620
>>534480914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPDTUjnWgA
Anonymous No.534482635
>>534481018
>Takes the best part, the carrot
Now I think I understand more of what makes an uma mad.
Anonymous No.534482637
>>534482329
She looks like she is dressed for 2008
Anonymous No.534482654 >>534483205
Who here likes baseball?
Anonymous No.534482664 >>534482914 >>534482990 >>534483656 >>534483856
It's quite shrimple. I am saving all of my carats for a year and a half for this queen.
Anonymous No.534482712
>>534482085
It's +25 stats for 20 energy
Not that different from a junior year spring-summer training

Not great and can kinda suck if it messes up a senior year rainbow or something, but still far from the worst support event considering the rest of the card is pretty good
Anonymous No.534482730 >>534483119
>>534482527
Yep this outfit and the swimsuit too, they both really showcase how damn sexy she actually is.
Anonymous No.534482780
>>534482527
Mewtwo-ass build.
Anonymous No.534482795 >>534485826
Anonymous No.534482806 >>534482990
>>534482527
I like that she looks like a classy Mejiro girl which she pretty much is, but somehow her down syndrome face still shines through making it unmistakably Gold Ship.
Anonymous No.534482821
>>534482569
>and draw uma birth
I know what you are...
Anonymous No.534482823
>>534482127
I have her on the race booth so she shows off those curves when i hit race
Anonymous No.534482826 >>534482979 >>534483509
>>534481813
Anonymous No.534482830 >>534482998
>>534482527
>170cm base height
She's perfect in every way
Anonymous No.534482914
>>534482664
Good choice but 30k is enough anon
Anonymous No.534482916
>>534482408
It doesn't, you can buy the card later on
Anonymous No.534482950
>>534480914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZgxW_3LIQ
Anonymous No.534482956 >>534483413
>>534482527

She's really pretty without the headgear
Anonymous No.534482979 >>534483080 >>534483114 >>534483128 >>534483395 >>534483530 >>534484843
>>534482826
>>534481407
>>534481813
Is there a way to block AI shit automatically? Like in 4chan X settings?
Anonymous No.534482990 >>534483170
>>534482664
>>534482806
Can't take the retard out of the horse.
Anonymous No.534482998
>>534482830
Sex. Pure sex.
Anonymous No.534483027 >>534483134
Now that Grass-chan died, can we instead make fun of Contrail which turned into a cow after retiring from racing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQsCA7Icujc
Anonymous No.534483050 >>534484075
>RNG this run decides to make me lose the debut
>Go on a constant losing streak despite having around the same stats/skills I usually do, negative events always hounding me
>1* Guts
There has to be some kind of hidden negative modifier that curses your run after losing the debut, I refuse to believe otherwise.
Anonymous No.534483080
>>534482979
Just close your eyes
Anonymous No.534483097
do you hard focus building friendship levels in junior/early classic? what if there's a double rainbow stack
Anonymous No.534483114
>>534482979
Still cryingโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.534483119 >>534483409
>>534482730
There's a giant possibility Orfevre could've inherited Stay Gold's insanity instead of Gold Ship. Nakayama Festa definitely inherited the hobo looks.
Anonymous No.534483128
>>534482979
filter by resolution
Anonymous No.534483134
>>534483027
When is phonehead fatty being added to the game already
Anonymous No.534483149 >>534484901
>>534482408
>check
>gourmand really is only on that card
jej
just roll for akebono idk
Anonymous No.534483170
>>534482990
Didn't mean for that first link.
Anonymous No.534483205
>>534482654
Be careful who your team is aroun them Mejiro girls.
Anonymous No.534483295 >>534483350
>>534482550
Fuck you, 2pac is great.
Anonymous No.534483314 >>534483405 >>534483419
Someone redpill me on what significance 564 has to Goldship.
Anonymous No.534483350
>>534483295
Still waiting for Eminem
Anonymous No.534483395
>>534482979
Get with the times old man
Anonymous No.534483405
>>534483314
Every time someone asks this question, rice shower gets tissues
Anonymous No.534483409
>>534483119
>Nakayama Festa definitely inherited the hobo looks.
I don't know if it's just because we haven't seen her career yet but game Nakayama looks like a lazy bum, bit of a bully but more so content to just light up by herself.
The real horse on the other hand sounds like an aggressive mad cunt only surpassed by Dream Journey.
Anonymous No.534483413 >>534483516
>>534482956
the final stage of enlightenment is realizing that she is equally hot with the headgear on
Anonymous No.534483419
>>534483314
>go ro shi
>5 6 4
Anonymous No.534483448
>usually hitting over 500k TT scores and have been ending weeks with 525k and above
>good career runs over the past few days have pushed my team rating up to the upper 17k
>past few days can't even crack 480k scores even when selecting the middle opponent with many losses giving <80k results
do I just go back to my old TT racers or something? i mean i should be able to still crack a 500k score once a week to stay in class 6 unless some major upheaval in retention score happens again, but man tapping through my RP has felt pretty bad. i'm not witmaxing either, just shooting for high speed while meeting stam requirements.
Anonymous No.534483509
>>534482826
Now draw vodka and scarlet kissing
Anonymous No.534483516 >>534483951
>>534483413
Please kill yourself
Anonymous No.534483530
>>534482979
Anonymous No.534483637
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY IS THE NICO'S VA IN THIS POSG
SAME AS SENKO'S
Anonymous No.534483643
Anonymous No.534483652
my CM team looks like this
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbprhhrQ3rI
Anonymous No.534483656
>>534482664
Same but for my wife.
Anonymous No.534483761 >>534485249
>WAHHHHH WAHHHHH HES POSTING AI PICS WAHHHHH SNIFFFFF NYOOOOOOO IS THAT SLOPPA MY EYES CANT TAKE IT I CANT RIP PEOPLE OFF FOR MY SHITTY DRAWING ANYMORE T_T T_T T_T SUPPORT ARTISTS PLEASE!!!! WAHHHHHHHH NO MORE AI NO MORE AI WAHHHH
Anonymous No.534483828
>log in
>drop urara emote
>request dirt shoes
>put bakushinshin on the jukebox
>Umazed! 1 time(s)
Yep, it's gaming time.
Anonymous No.534483837
uh oh jeet melty
Anonymous No.534483856
>>534482664
you only need to save for like 3 months bwo...
Anonymous No.534483861 >>534483986 >>534483996 >>534484050 >>534484230 >>534484287
Is she worth pulling for?
Anonymous No.534483936 >>534484094 >>534484737
OH SHIT, I'M FEELING IT
Anonymous No.534483945
uh oh furry cope session
Anonymous No.534483951
>>534483516
what for? quit acting like a retarded sperg
Anonymous No.534483986
>>534483861
I like her, so I'm going to.
Anonymous No.534483995
>AIjeets
Global was a mistake
Anonymous No.534483996
>>534483861
If you're not just pulling for whoever you, like what are you even doing anon?
Anonymous No.534484001
Posting Ai
Anonymous No.534484050
>>534483861
she is a MUST PULL
Anonymous No.534484075
>>534483050
I've learned to accept debut losses. It just means you get more skill points for some of those crucial early races. You can still recover from them pretty easily. Any uma that fails to claim a triple crown is a lost cause though.
Anonymous No.534484094 >>534484434
>>534483936
Am I just deaf or is there meant to be sound with these
Anonymous No.534484104 >>534484434 >>534484452 >>534484592
I normally hate ai but like...
Anonymous No.534484150 >>534484376 >>534484394 >>534484526
I don't care about artists, AI gen just looks so soulless, literally. The uncanny valley is an instant boner killer. Stop settling for less just because you have no taste.
Anonymous No.534484230
>>534483861
I'm saving for Hishi Amazon.
Anonymous No.534484254
MY IMAGES AAAAAA
Anonymous No.534484287 >>534484494 >>534484504
>>534483861
if you like her yes if not you are better off saving all your gems for the all you can spark banner
Anonymous No.534484314
>last image is Teiover
jej
Anonymous No.534484376
>>534484150
eat shit
AI GODS POST SLOPPA
Anonymous No.534484394
>>534484150
SHUT UP ARTIST SHUT THE FUCK UP
Anonymous No.534484434
>>534484094
Sound anons are playing around with tampermonkey extension + 4chan sounds script with these because the site can't be arsed to support it on most boards even now.
>>534484104
Looks like AI gen from a year ago when everything just looked shiny.
Anonymous No.534484452
>>534484104
But what? It's not Luna, it's not her outfit, and the background makes no sense.
Anonymous No.534484457
don't worry guys goldship has 12 days left to live he's not dead yet
Anonymous No.534484459
Sloppa shop is CLOSED. Come back later
Anonymous No.534484494 >>534488109
>>534484287
All spark banner is for whales only or someone who missed someone. It's really fucking bad otherwise.
Anonymous No.534484504
>>534484287
>for the all you can spark banner
The fuck is that???
Anonymous No.534484526 >>534484717
>>534484150
>Settling for less
Well I mean, you can wait and pray that someone draws what you want, or you can take it into your own hands. You might have a hope for arguing better and worse but AI is definitely, strictly speaking, more.
Anonymous No.534484592 >>534484806 >>534484820 >>534485049
>>534484104
Why the fuck does every AI sloppa have that weird glossy veneer?
Anonymous No.534484628
It's like 2 AM in SEA and there's little to no slop during EU hours.
I blame the mutts.
Anonymous No.534484717
>>534484526
I'd rather have ten St Honore cakes than a thousand Twinkies
Anonymous No.534484725
CM room test
43049605
Anonymous No.534484730
It's amazing how quickly my desire to play fucking evaporates when racer trainee fails a single low failure chance training or when a spark parent trainee jobs a g1 race
Anonymous No.534484737
>>534483936
I can't believe Uma Musume is what got me to listen to Death Grips.
Anonymous No.534484806
>>534484592
Quick lazy generation using older models or a weak setup, AI generation is honestly much better than that these days but that guy isn't even putting in as much effort as most prompters.
Anonymous No.534484820
>>534484592
Slop makers not bothering to explore different art styles
Anonymous No.534484841
Does this game download data if you close your phone screen? I'm at a convention with spotty internet and my friend is stuck looping the intro MV while the game downloads. He did the entire tutorial and the download is only at 35%.
Anonymous No.534484843
>>534482979
i wish there was
Anonymous No.534484863
if you delete old images you can post more!
Anonymous No.534484864
>>534484848
>>534484848
>>534484848
Anonymous No.534484871
Make a sloppa OP
Anonymous No.534484901
>>534483149
it's very common as a promotion level skill for horses that are meant to be pace chaser.
Anonymous No.534485049
>>534484592
because the people who make these are unironic low iq subhumans with no artistic vision or skill. so they settle for the lowest hanging fruit

thats why every single AI slop comes from the same model and they all look like smeared plastic with the exact same face structure
Anonymous No.534485161
>>534476792
>B87 W57 H86
inb4 what do those mean.
Anonymous No.534485249
>>534483761
you'll notice no one said anything about atsits
nobody gives a shit about your culture war or whatever
people just hate the dogshit ass slop you post
Anonymous No.534485826
>>534482795
I can't imagine her having a baby
Anonymous No.534486785
>>534469461
Ate total shit on two Top Gun runs; Golshi desires young blood, clearly.
Anonymous No.534487981
>>534470693
Didn't JP players attempt and actually do kill some veteran horses to get more gibs from Cygames?
Anonymous No.534487990
>>534472130
I'll show this boy who's boss of this gym
Anonymous No.534488109 >>534488609
>>534484494
>It's really fucking bad otherwise.
How so?
Anonymous No.534488609 >>534488731 >>534490468
>>534488109
it's not that anon is delusional or doesn't know what they're talking about.

if you roll 200 on curren banner the average is getting like 3 currens and 4 random 3*s, and you don't want extra currens.

if you roll 200 on universal banner the average is getting 6 random umas and getting to hand pick any uma you want, while knowing what you already pulled and getting to avoid the 6 random ones you got.

it's by far the best uma banner the game has ever run, and they don't rerun it because it's too powerful at letting people snipe umas with sparks.
Anonymous No.534488731 >>534488972
>>534488609
How are the 3* rates outside of pity in comparison to regular char banners?
Anonymous No.534488972 >>534489387
>>534488731
it's 1:1 identical, that's why both scenarios have 7 total. 3% rate for 3*, but the spotlight uma is boosted so you're very likely to get 2ish copies by time you spark which can only give you another of the spotlight uma. universal banner is still 3% but no spotlight, so the random umas you get are much less likely to be dupes.
Anonymous No.534489387 >>534489860
>>534488972
Sounds like the banner is shit then. More 2*s than a normal spotlight banner with the only benefit being once you've got 200 pulls of useless statues you get to spark whoever you want.
Anonymous No.534489860 >>534490253
>>534489387
It sounds like you should just learn how to read, I don't know how to explain it more clearly but you obviously cannot understand plain english if you read what I typed and think that there are more 2*s in a banner I specifically said was 1:1 identical with the exact same amount of 3* units.
Anonymous No.534490253 >>534490468
>>534489860
7 total what? Which scenarios? Why are we talking about two scenarios for a one off thing? You should learn how to articulate yourself in proper English. Fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.534490468 >>534490557
>>534490253
it's not my fault if you cannot read extremely simple english. >>534488609 contains a literal exact explanation of what both get and is where the 7 comes from, it is not my fault if you cannot handle 3+4 and 6+1 and evaluate that information.
Anonymous No.534490557 >>534490835
>>534490468
You type like schizophrenic ESL.
Anonymous No.534490835 >>534490910 >>534491007
>>534490557
concession accepted that you finally realized your mistake and now just have to resort to ad hominems while dropping the actual topic completely because you know you have no leg to stand on.
Anonymous No.534490910
>>534490835
>hurr concession durr debate
Okay, retard. Don't pop a pimple.
Anonymous No.534491007 >>534491279
>>534490835
stop giving it attention
Anonymous No.534491279
>>534491007
fair lmao. it's just funny that the people begging to be spoonfed lash out at whoever helps them when they just can't understand basic shit.
Anonymous No.534491818
>>534477532
oh that sounds terrible am I right hahahaha
Anonymous No.534494475
>>534480687
this pose and her story won me over so hard, shes so cute and cool