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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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if this is first post you must roll a tenner on sc

Uma: Derby is my favorite game

dirt hons

Falco!

>>534940104
Agreed

>horse op (going real fast)
nyooooooooooooooooooo

>>534940282 (OP)
Sexo

I'm preparing lunch with my wife Daiwa. There's a big race coming and she needs that stamina maxed.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE ROBBED OF A TRANSCEND OP

>>534940282 (OP)
AN INVISIBLE HORS
A
FREAKY GHOST HORS

SWEEP! OPEN UP!

Why did the guides posted here say to get Fine Motion over Super Creek when it is useless?
If you can't trust guides then what are you supposed to trust?

she's so... powerful...
too powerful...

SO
RE
WA

Let's pump some Ryan

Doto!

The pillar horses.

other uma's with painted nails?

>>534940498
you should trust me
add me on discord

>>534940489
Eat shit and die!

>>534940489
I think you should be honest and apologize

WHICH HONSE HAS REALLY TIGHT ASSHOLE
TELL ME RIGHT NOW

What did they mean by this?

Dacchis have a couple free spots in the club. There is no strict quota but you have to be actually playing the game and not just slack off all month.
Also request shoes every now and then.
We were A+ last month, and will propably keep it this month too.

Just drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join. Biggest manwhores get the spots.

>everyone calls Oguri Reddit
>everyone calls Nature 4chan
>get curious and search the Uma Reddit
>Oguri Cap: 234 threads
>Nice Nature: 249 threads
Looks like Nigger Nature is the real Reddit Uma

>>534940575
doto is .... CUTE!

Digitan LOVE

>>534940489
YADA YADA YADA
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>horse op
gotta wait until autumn for the next G1s

Is it an actual thing? Searching faux draft beer doesn't show shit

>>534940631
Reject ningens, acquire uma wives.

THE GOAT

>>534940489
YADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADA YA-DA!

>>534940623
Show club

PLEASE PLEASE RAPE ME LIKE I'M YOUR BITCH PLEASEEEEE, WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!11!!!!

>>534940631
My bro!

>>534940484
Bustin (to uma girls) makes me feel good

>>534940641
>horse
>but is cow
>with cat mouth

CHOWA!

>>534940742
>We have to wait 2 years for this
No...

>>534940742
Mesmerizing....

>>534940761
I would hardly contain myself if she were my gf.

>>534940752
seriously if she wasn't a uma I would rape this gaki

>>534940282 (OP)
Actual Previous: >>534924980

Retarded Nigger

NO HORNY

>>534940821
KIRYU-SAN LOOK AWAY! ADVERTISER-KUN LOOK AWAY!

>>534940841
THIS BRAT!

TRAYNAH-SAN

>>534940694
>is non-alcoholic beer a thing?
you suck at google. also, you're not old enough to post here

>>534940854
Life is often unfair and disappointing anon.

>>534940821
too big

>>534940821
WHAT THE HELL!

>>534940353
Happy?

>>534940821
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

>>534940869
Bakushin with her hair down is giving me ... dangerous vibes

>>534940891
>cat tranny
>is a stupid seafag
adds up

>>534940821
Bakushin's bakushins...

>>534940869
when she and Marvelous stay quiet they look like a complety different person

>>534940821
BRO
We are trying to get LITERAL CHILDREN to eat their vegatables rn
What the FUCK are you doing?

>>534940694
0% beer is actually making a huge comeback
now all breweries are making it taste good and it is very mainstream

>>534940807
thats why she's the goat

>>534941046
>We are trying to get LITERAL CHILDREN to eat their vegatables rn
No we don't! Also, vegetables are not real!

>>534940821
her tail looks like massive diarhea coming out of her ass

>>534941014
Projecting indog hates cats huh? Makes sense.

>>534941087
>vapes with no nicotine
>beer with no beer
zoomers are truly retarded

>>534940998
Congrats anon

>>534941178
>explosive diarrhea.jpg

>>534940282 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GUY RIDING ON?
IT LOOKS LIKE A SKINNY COW OR SOMETHING

Can uma Super Creek gain Swinging Maestro sparks from he own skillset?

>>534941087
What the hell is the point of drinking the bitter yellowish brown carbonated pisswater if it doesn't even get you drunk

>>534940694
It is indeed real and it's made for kids to drink so they don't feel left out at parties

Kitasan CUTE

>>534941292
Potential 5

>>534941292
wtf did you just ask

>>534941292
potential 5

>>534941292
she can only give corner recovery sparks if that's what you're asking

>>534941231
what's the point of the thigh strap

>have Biwa
>want Taishin
>want Brian
>will not have enough carats as f2p to get Taishin and Brian
bwos...

>>534941292
anon?

>>534941316
same reason why people drink tea or coffee

>>534941272
It's a Japanese man, keep that in mind for scale
Probably a dog or something based on the size

>>534941390
it's a garter belt

Ain't rolled a new horse since Biwa. This game is getting boring.

Which umas would call someone a neigher?

Bros what's gonna happen when Golshi dies irl..... I'm not ready.....

>>534940761
>>534940879
Stop being gay. Your bro is not your hoe.

>>534940935
The powder packets man. I know non alcoholic beer cans and bottles exist.

Sunshine day

narita PLEASE PEG ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>534941231
what a fucking WHORSE

GOOD MORNING U M A

>>534940821
KIRYU-SAN GET DOWN

LOGIN BONUS DAYO

>>534941292
You should know by now that gold skills can't appear as sparks ever, only the white version can

>On an absolutely generational run
>Hot topic, charming both early on
>Seen a fair few good rainbow results
>TWO (2) gold inspirations
>S Rank Medium
>Never failed training
>THIS FUCKING WHORE HASN'T GIVEN ME SWINGING MAESTRO

I'm gonna lose it bros

>>534941350
>>534941364
No I mean can you get Swinging Maestro procs on her after completing career mode?

>>534941382
Gay. Thanks anyway

>>534941390
It's sexy

IT'S NOT A HOT PERIOD DON'T PULL

>no teio
SOULLESS THREAD

IT'S A NEW DAY!

This was almost so good. URA finale or a different pink would have been amazing to get.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM YOU MOODY BITCH I GOT YOU 5 PLUSH TOYS

>>534941336
What's with middle schoolers and face jumping?

WHERE ARE MY FREE CREEK ROLLS CYNIGGERS?????

>>534941460
Golshi Week 2: Fuck you all, I was trolling

>>534941559
Can't have gold skill spark

>>534941425
Those taste good though

Why does my daily free support scout keep landing on Yaeno Muteki banner instead of the Super Creek one?!

Go get your carats, Trainer!

Brushing Daiwa's beautiful hair~

I just want Agnes man

>daily free pull
>SSR
lol thanks

Free to play hope springs eternal.

>>534941460
Gold Ship is 16 years old and reportedly in excellent health. I think umamusume will be EoS before Golshi dies of natural causes.

>free support scout
>gold flips to rainbow
...

BUTTON BELLY SEX SEX SEX PLEASE LET ME PUT MY DICK ON YOUR STOMACH AND SLIDE SLIDE SLIDE PLEA- ACK NARITA NO NO NO DON'T KILL ME NON O NO NO NO

POST YOUR DAILY ROLLS
>tachyon
>paizuri rob roy

>>534941580
They dead, dude.

He's so cute, bwos.

>>534941751
enjoy your biko pegasus

OH YES

I got Tachyon from both my trainee pull and my support pull
What does this mean?

>>534941336
unlike Teio, Kitasan is fat and will break her trainer neck

I love free pulls

>>534941390
Cute Factor +

>>534941738
digitan is a few months away

MLB creek bros, how many friend points are you getting from borrows each day? I'm only gertting 170 on kita

>>534941525
Nice.
But should have had her rat-throw those carats at us.

How much wit does Falco need to be smart?
400? 5?

>>534940353
got LB 2 green lady and LB 1 Creek when I set my limit to spend 5k more. I wish it was enough to MLB my SR though only manage to MLB Manhattan and Hishi. I sigh every time I pulled Matikanefukukitaru because she is already maxed a while ago.

I buy every 1* star piece from green woman scam shop

REAL umas jump fences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbCyILHBFmo

>less people are borrowing MLB SC than MLB kita
it's over for me....

>>534941751
>>534941818
Damn. Guts and a card that's only good if you have good cards.

>>534941226
I love uma families

Lend me your aid bwos...dare I?

>>534941705
Because we're getting the same stuff as JP and the Super Creek banner wasn't even out yet by day 6 of Golshi Week (Golshi Week started on 30 April, the banner on 6 May).

>>534941959
>he bought?
>dump it

>>534942056
DONT

neat

>>534942056
worth

>>534942056
do it or no balls

>>534942056
Luck is a skill

>>534942056
If its the last summer training then go for it

>>534941506
Best I can do is Narita Top Road

>>534942056
live dangerously

>>534942056
FULL SEND

Is this actually a very amazing giga-cock card after the guts update?

>>534942047
Why does the skunkstripe hair make her look so hot? And why does it make me have the big penis?

>>534942056
dew it

>>534934116
>Are support decks are made around Uma Race type?
You don't pick the cards unless you're very rich or lucky.
>What if they are good at everything?
You pick one type then specialize for it because you already know what their role for TT or CM will be

>>534942225
It doesn't
You are just homosexual

>>534941979
>gets out fucking sold by literal who indie garbage and cs2
>can barely beat triple a shit or literal hardware
L M A O nice whales you got there umakeks

Idols are suppose to be pure for their fans but why does it feel like Falcon to umapyoi the most out of all the horses?

>>534942056
>Less than 50% failure
You're more likely to succeed than fail

>>534942297
>cs2
will forever be a given
>literal who indie garbage
you mean the most popular friendslop game right now?
nice b8

>>534942268
Teio shouldn't be happy

>>534942225
cause it makes you remember she still has her wild side inside her

>>534942310
We all know idols only give the illusion of purity while they satisfy P-san behind the scenes

>>534942370
40% is 80% thoughbeit

NARITA TAISHIN PLEASE HOLD ME IN A CHOKEHOLD AS YOU RAPE ME FROM BEHIND WITH YOUR SPIKED STRAP ON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Are any of these Power cards good? I managed to get Ryan to MLB, thinking about cleating the new Biwa card I got.

You love to see it. Inb4 curvature doesn't proc.

double falco

Well I took your advice bwos.

>>534941798
Is the bookworm a good card?

man I have already given up
thanks god i kept going
I guess I should dump on supercreek now?

>Got Biko from free pull
How many LBs until it's actually usable?

>>534942528
BASED NEVER STOP GAMBLING

>>534941798
Used up all my luck pulling Taishin and Biwa on single rolls yesterday.

>>534942324
a-at least use protection this time...

genuine spook, one could even say she raped my calm

>>534942459
Beautiful.

YES

YES
THANK YOU

I WANTED HER LAST BANNER
(was not the free daily pull)

>>534942565
What is this grubble looking ass UI

>>534942056
>990 speed
you're likely to max out speed without going for this

>>534942056
GO GO GO

>>534942443
nah I choose to believe the % the game shows me
if the training fails the run just wasn't meant to be, the horse becomes glue and we go next

stop posting screenshots you luckshitters

>>534942660
now he can fix his wit and stam tho

>>534942565
I hope I'm not playing anymore when we reach this point

>>534942459
I want Taishin so bad bwos... but she refuses to get scouted.

>>534942459
hmmm
interesting

>>534942594
Much like Kitasan and Creek LB3 kek

>>534942565
what the fuck is all this shit

>>534942297
>>gets out fucking sold by literal who indie garbage
Watch your tone when speaking about PEAK, nigger.

>10 PM in Indonesia

>>534942528
all skill no luck

>>534942691
Love art that mostly grey scale with little splashes of color

>>534942627
EXPLODE

>>534941798
Garbage like usual.
I'm getting disappointed in how this game is.

Good morning to you too

>>534942565
Now THIS is horse racing.

>>534942643
NO FUCKING WAY
BROS

How many levels of "uncap support card" mission are there?
How high does the requirement go?

Is there any point where I can stop?
I'm tired of clicking these buttons.

fuck these missions man...

>>534942590
Getting dupes of 3* horses is pretty mid. Unless you would want to specifically look for a 1* or 2* and even then getting (un)lucky 3* spooks you already have would suck.
Unless you have a good set of support SRs, pulling on Creek's banner is not a bad idea unless you'd want to save for a future banner horse.

>>534942691
Teio shouldn't be erotic

Just finished Natie's story.
It was cute, I like her now.

>>534942856
>Hopeful stakes
How many times must you be taught this lesson old uma?

Good morning faggots.
Have a picture of my wife.>>534942856

>>534942876
big

>>534942627
I want to get raped by TM Opera too bros...

>>534940416
>Sugar can only be ridden bareback
the slut!

>>534942459
she would beat you to death for posting this

>>534942920
she's top wife material

>>534942792
photoshop

Reminder that people are happy they're lucky and so they post
shitters like us with our double rares don't bother and we just chug along

>>534942565
Whenever anyone posts anything from the latest JP version of the game it makes me feel like I just saw a war crime being committed on liveleak

Anon...your trainee is a whore. You'r re training a literal whore...

>view race
>11th
>clock it
>see results
>1st
>by 10 L
should I just not watch races anymore?

>>534942876
>>534942643
EXPLODE

>>534942876
Explode

>>534941798
>Air Groove
>Air Groove R

>>534942856
>Late

>>534943145
this but the opposite for me

>>534943301
>>534941798
Anime McQueen
R Oguri

>>534943076
It's not like there's that many people in here either
Not like everyone can get that lucky
It's fun to see all the rolls

What's the CM card set up for Goldship? 4 spd/2 stam?

excluding kita, sc, and narita taishin, what other support cards do i want to bring for cm goldship runs?

>>534942565
Imagine. So many variables that can hit a low roll and permanently gimp a career.

You think it's bad now when your run is held back by supports never grouping up, or the wrong hints showing up? Now you'll have to contend with Da/Pa/Vo/Vi/Me never lining up correctly, or low rolling on all your music note skill points.

>>534943382
tosho

You're welcome by the way.

Bros...
My uma's behavior is a little odd or is it just me?

>>534941798
Urara.

>>534941938
>>534941938
RESPOND NOW

What does "Mood Effect" even mean in a card? Do you get more stats training if you have a Good/Great mood?

>>534943510
That ain't Falco

>>534943382
Stat sticks
You hopefully stakes get skills from parents so that you don't have to run 0LB suzuka for left handed

>>534943523
15% more. rule #1 is always be in a great mood daicchi

>>534943327
there's a lot of people here and it's all me

I spent 10k on trying to get Smart Falcon and got the Umastagram whore instead.
What's a proper build for her? 5spe 1 sta?

Curren twerking

>>534943567
even at double circles rolling on whites feels like a non starter

>>534943632
4 wit 2 speed

>>534943490
You're fine as long as you don't cheat, otherwise you're going to end up in the NICE BOAT.

>>534943217
>winks in the middle of copulation
this brat

>>534943076
The beaten down underdogs of the gambling world march on in silence, quietly hoping for their next big break.

>>534943486
thank you gorushi you are my greatest ally

>>534941816
:3

>>534943523
Yes.

Only got 1 gold recovery. Should I push for stam or try buff power? I do have access to Tokyo Racecourse and Firm Conditions either way

>>534943076
I was going to post my quad Aoi pull but I was too angry for it

>>534943753
Thanks for the advice anon, she's returned to normal now.

>>534943938
stam or wit

>>534943490
training an uma means you are forbidden to get a ningen girlfriend, do you copy?

YOU GOT YOUR CARATS
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

>>534943943
>quad Aoi
It's destined. You must fuck HUMAN WOMEN

You pulled, right?

>>534944019
I'm actually not very attracted to Mayano, even as a BAfag

>>534944032
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>534944014
Wit was a consideration too but only the reporter is there and she's already maxed. Figured I could stam/power twice then wit once in any order depending on how many turn up

i give up
when is the SR selector coming

how many pulls are we getting every month again, my ass is always getting fucked by card banners so i got nothing out of all my 90 pulls (i'll do another tenner after gorushi week) and I need to save up for S.Maruzen.

nom nom nom

You now remember HER

>Start a run
>Fail 5% pre debut
>pick 1st option
>Mood awful , practice poor
>Give up
Well that was a fast run

>>534944252
that power training is so bad i wouldnt do it at this point

>>534944032
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>534944235
she doesn't care about your consent

>>534944185
like 8 times
MLB creek > moody brat

Steaks status?

>>534944262
>webm
living the life

>>534944272
someone might have an average but the guaranteed amount is low. We live on mr cyge's gibs

>>534944185
I sparked

>>534944310
>Exhaust bad luck
>Give up completely
>Despite redemption arc featuring acupuncturist into consecutive 5x support trainings right around the corner
ngmi

Smart Falcon with hesitant pace chaser is literally a cheat code for dirt pvp kek. Especially with the fact that there will be no other front dirt runner until year 2.

>>534943938
If this is for CM pace chasers want ~1k stamina with 2 gold recoveries and ~400 guts
A white recovery is about 1/4 a gold recovery

>>534944091
The best outcome desu.
To be married to a human while also being a designated rape toy for umas on command.
Go out with the wife, she gets cucked then get home and put her through trauma relieving angry sex.

Sounds like the good life anon.

>>534944367
adult women respect consent, little mayano

Bros, is the only way to get racetrack skills like "tokyo" "left-handed" via parent or card sparks? Or can you like run 4 tokyo races in a career to get them too?

>Free rolls don't apply for the Creek banner
Fucking Cyjews

Post them.
Rate tastes.

>>534943861
Which Umas would enjoy butt scratches?

Should I roll on the Creek banner if I already have her at LB0? My SRs are decent

but what if I use my own 2* Creek and borrow MLB Seiun Sky instead?

Mambo

cute boy

>>534944401
fuck

>>534940353
I did before and got 9 R and 1 Eishin Flash SR

>>534944542
assertive Suzuka is lovely

>>534944351
Fair call. Now do I settle for this or go in on wit and hope for a better completely risk free final training.

What stats do end horses want? High power? Wit??

>>534944568
There is a small chance to get them from races, yes however you're also rolling for hints you don't want such as "(non)standard distance", "SEASON runner" or "LENGTH straightaway/corners"

Nobody said it would be easy

Will the next event give a spd card? I'll use even a free sr at this point.

>>534942496
pls reply

Stupid question. But that Rookie Starter Pack B ticket let's me pick any of those Uma's or is it just get one randomly?

>>534942565
i cant wait to play this

>late surger with more spd/stam/pow/wis than anybody else
>runs like a fucking end closer and stays in the very back instead of moving up at any point, isn't even fucking blocked
>can't make it to the front in time
why the fuck does this happen so often

>>534944783
do it and then go for the risk you've got this

>>534944862
Random uma.

>>534944783
thats good

>>534944921
late surger is a shitty meme

>>534944679
Blamo

>>534944862
It is a random ticket

>>534944807
Higher power, but you also want 350+ Wit up to 400.

>>534944921
not enough guts

>>534944990
>Tfw it feels like all the cards I have are for Late Surgers
Am i RIP?

>>534944783
>lvl1
>28pow 20stam
wait, does the lvl3 stam increase the stam you get when training power as well??

>got the autistic gundam horse from the free scout
neat

uh bwos...

t-they didn't give you a free pull on the character AND card banner this entire golshi event did they?

I've literally just done 1 free pull on the card banner this entire time

>>534944921
Say it with me.
Go.
With.
The.
Flow!

>>534944943
>>534945047
Got it. Thanks.

quick question, can you ever get a hint on corner recovery? more than 1 hint on maestro? (assume no sparks)

>>534945146
We only got the first one on the smart falcon banner yesterday

don't open

>>534944625
I'll give you a 5.5/10 anon.

>>534945146
the character free pull is new, you're fine. At best you lost like 1 day or something

>>534944625
10/10
>>534945258
10/10
>>534945321
10/10

>>534945146
1 pulls dont even excite the gambler in me.
I skip them.

>>534945319
>Don't say it
What did she mean by this?

>>534945341
Fuck you my tastes are not a ten.

Man idk I feel like I’m mostly set having these nine here. Who else is important to save for?

30 bucks on a 10 roll is insane

No one gives a fuck about your Uma ranking

>>534945321
>ardanfag gives the other ardanfag a 5
?

>get a 3* stamina spark off a terrible el condor pasa run last night
>first run of today use her and a borrowed 3* stamina taiki shuttle as parents
>get a 3* power maruzensky ignore the other sparks lol
HOLY SHIT
IT FINALLY HAPPENED
TO MAKE UP FOR MY TERRIBLE LUCK WITH PULLS CYGAMES HAS MADE IT SO ALL MY HORSES WILL 3* STATS
I AM BECOME A LIVING GOD

>>534945296
answer me, this is important

G1 winner stacies be like
>I only care about racing
and then go to the karaoke, the arcade, and have sex with their trainers at the hot springs

>>534945478
Yes because she's ranked second.

>>534945469
I care

>>534945559
King SR card

for CM whats better left or right?

>>534945465
Blame your shitty government for your atrocious dollar value

>>534945296
kitasan

>>534945459
come on bwo
just one more sweep

>>534945341
Based Digitan

These all look pretty bad. Wit is the right call right?

TYBG

-ACK

>>534944679
Omatsuri

>>534945831
amazing taste
10/10

>>534945836
We'll get free SR uncaps bro

>>534945905
wit duh

she's just like me fr fr

>>534945905
it doesnt matter you'll wing the URa finale annyway but i vote for guts

Got this weeb on the free pull.
What she good for?

>>534944625
+ points for having Taishin in the top 5, I heard good things about Ardan so I want to pull for her.
>>534945258
Rice, Helios, Amazon, Doto, Gentildonna... A lot of good ones.
>>534945321
Almond love.
>>534945831
The vegetables witch sure is rising in popularity lately, maybe her card being so good is opening people's eyes to her? Also I think Digitan should've ranked better in my own ranking, I really like her.

>>534944625
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/PxjMf2O9lOKOFdZfHyD4

What is the link to the store with cheaper carats?
Also its BS the free pull isnt for Super Creek banner.

>>534944032
OF COURSE MY HORSE

>>534945905
>people need advice for situations like this
Anon you cant be serious right?

>>534945836
Yeahhhh my autism is telling me to keep going
>>534945962
Wait really? That’s a thing?

>>534946009
>>534945809

Alright, what sparks will we get here?

>>534946095
>new

>>534946075
Too soon.

>>534946262
speed 2

>>534946095
absolutely nothing

>>534946262
2*wit

>>534946262
Guts 1*

>trying to get a better evil nature
>she randomly gets turf and medium spark
Whyyyyyy
Also is this evil nature good?

>>534945402
Why you don't believe in your own tastes? Have confidence.

>>534946095
Her ass

>>534945726
please respond

What does Guts actually do, mechanically?

>>534946317
Ok special week.

>>534944507
I wish I could exhaust my bad luck. I seem to have an infinite supply.
>Dream Feast -1 Mood every other round throughout career
>Practice Poor
>Skin Outbreak
>3x Failed Infirmaries in a row
>Awful Mood entire Classic Year
>Enter URA Finales with 400's SPD/STA/POW coz spent all time Recreating and Infirmaring
>Outside of races haven't seen SSR/3* for the last 200 pulls
Please somebody post some luck rituals, bad luck cleansing, Juju renewal whatever to rid me of this absolute black miasma of luck.

>>534940427
I got fucking jumpscared

Well, I guess that's it. The dirtniggers won.

The ultimate fate of the white man is to be sucked dry by the leeching niggers of the world until there's nothing left but an empty husk.

He has chosen to put his faith in his fellow man, to trust that behind this plea is a genuine need. He sacrifices to give to others, and he hopes that the world will be made a better place for it.

Meanwhile on the other side of this interaction:

>ayo my stack of dirt jordans is da smallest so imma request dat shieeeeeeeeeet gibs me dem EBT sneakers

The dirtnigger mumbles to himself in his incoherent niggerbumble monkey speech as he taps the cracked screen of his phone. The "UMAPYOI UMAPYOI" coming from his phone speakers at max volume soothes him and the ten other people sitting on public transit next to him.

A message comes through on the club chat room.

>"How would you feel if you didn't request dirt shoes today?"

Something about this message tickles the dirtnigger's brain. The niggerneurons in his niggerbrain strain to form a connection, but try as they might, their fate is that of Haru Urara at the Arima Kinen: predestined failure. Much like H.P. Lovecraft wrote about Eldritch concepts beyond human understanding, so too is this inquiry simply outside of the potential range of dirtnigger thought.

Faced with the hint of a form beyond his comprehension, the dirtnigger reacts with anger.

>THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT, CRACKA????
>"Message cannot be sent, contains invalid characters."

Lacking the vocabulary to express himself any other way, the dirtnigger is summarily defeated by the word filter. He queues up "BAKUSHIN" on the jukebox before starting up a new campaign with his favorite trainee: Bakusin.

The dirtnigger is blessed, for the agonies of a moment ago are already forgotten. The white man cuts out a piece of himself to help his club mates,while the dirtnigger has never once considered where his EBT sneaker gibs come from. In 8 hours he will request the same thing

Danchode I dont actually like Shortstacks :(

dom bakushin is ... interesting

>>534945465
I've had so many free rolls going
>9 silver + 1 gold (which is the obligatory one)
I can only shudder at paying that and flopping the rolls.

>>534946387
left
but why el condo pasta ult

>>534941816
:=3

>>534946518
Uh your urara runs???

>two gacha banners every week
>need multiple copies of every card or they are worthless
>takes a ridiculous amount of carats to even get a pity
How much longer will global survive this?

>>534946518
How about another request, Groove.

>>534946095
she mogs special week

>>534946518
Hey buddy, I need dirt shoes. Pay up.

BASED GOLSHI WEEK FREE SPIN

>>534946326
FUCK

>>534946518
My club has started to get like this, not enjoying it.

>>534946605
thanks
>but why el condo pasta ult
because the one other is red ace

Yeah I'm just going to get bodied in CM.
Everyone has either retard strong goldship that runs an extra lap on everyone or maruzensky that blows up on last spurt.

>>534946518
gib sloppy dirt shoes

>>534946445

The new Tazuna is actually the secret. She improves training chances and gives 5 unique recretions where you get a ton of energy/stats/mood up and some of them even remove debuffs. It's been amazing doing careers with her and not having to gamble with rests so much.

>>534946646
2 more weeks bro
2 more weeks

>>534946518
>Bro is just a Crip in disguise wanting niggas to trade sweaty Blue Shoes
SYBAU

>>534944625
ill probably get around redoing it when i got time, reading cinderella gray and star blossom made me like oguri and laurel alot so they probably broke into the top 18

As long as I have twice as many fans as danchou I will demand you pay me tribute in the form of dirt shoes.

>>534946518
morning_sticker.png

Do we get 1 free ticket for 2 different banners, or is it 2 free tickets? I'm not sure if I should use it on the umas or the supports

>>534946518
Literally just do Urara runs intsead of soulless CM training

>>534940427
>ended up listening to the whole song
Man i should watch part 7 already

>>534946518
I'm your Top5 club member and you will farm red shoes for me

I want to bump Fuku from the long/late spot and replace with Rudolf (already made a suitable vet) and my plan was to make a Daiwa medium/front, but I remembered I had Bourbon in that spot (after getting through like 5 Daiwa careers, all glue). I made a mile/end Taishin since I believed the hype for her unique being good for mile, but maybe I should just remake her for medium and then make Daiwa for mile/front? Any other umas I have unlocked that could help with this TT shuffle that I'm not thinking of?

Is there a way to simulate stam drain on the umalator?

I give up. My Oguri will die to Nice Nature and i accept that

The lack of free stuff is discouraging me not gonna lie. Goldship week is nice but we're on accelerated schedule when are we supposed to get compensations for it? the fuck

>>534946095
>Good at Miles, something that we sorely lack
>Dominator is Med only

>>534946738
Why not both?

>>534946925
>i should watch part 7 already
Neon Universe.......

>>534946518
Just for you, I requested dirt shoes again

>>534946518
my dirt shoe stack is running low
give me a refill bro

Umallo

It's true, I always request the shoes I have the smallest pile of, but it used to be longs and now it's dirt...

>>534947060
Just give her normal medium parents.

fuck yeah

>>534947058
Global isn't, they won't compensate for lack of club rewards and TT because it's variable. Their logic is that it would be unfair to potentially reward players that wouldn't have gotten those gems in JP if their club was shitty or team was shitty.

Thanks for the 3rd 9* Goldshi

AAAAIIIIEEEEEE why isn't this an A+? Don't tell me A+ is 12,001.
At least my Ace Oguri should be finished now, I'll join some CM rooms finally

>>534946903
>They started riots over that kid instead of the guy that was burned alive around the exact same time

>>534947298
FAT

Got Taishin with the free coupon, decided to try her out, got a fuck load of mood down events in the span of like 10 turns
This game is so gay sometimes

Let me in the club
Let me in

>>534946518
just request dirt shoes. 2 requests = 20 shoes = 10 donations. since there are barely any dirt umas no one is spending dirt shoes.

>>534940738
sure...

>bonus gift with every win
>lose them all
lol
lmao

>>534947450
>filename

>>534947367
A+ is 12101
>>534947369
CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER

>>534947450
can you guys save a spot? would have to leave mine.

>>534947367
A+ is 12100 apparently

>>534947586
allegedly

ASS WONDER

>>534947369
take a guess why

>>534946518
You know you can request 30 dirt shoes a day right?
Instead of blaming dirtGODS you can just stop being lazy

>3 runs with no 3+ rainbow trainings
>one run completed without Maestro
Thanks for wasted borrows

>>534940623
646787861549

Gibe invite

>>534940570
Gayest post in the thread.

Teio hate

>>534947779
You're welcome :)

How does a skill result in a negative L gain?

Steam apologems when?

>>534947450
Are you planning a purge danchou? We are full

>>534947854
>>534947838

>>534947732
i just do 2 requests a day since the 8 hour cooldown makes it way too fucking annoying to do 3 a day.

>>534947586
>>534947553
Eh alright at least I was far enough away I guess.
Hopefully this witlet will be enough to win

>>534947752
That top 3 is peak shit taste

>>534947997
gonne purge your ass if you keep talking

>>534948053
Good luck!

El bros?

>>534948163
SEKAI SAIJAKU WA?

>>534947726
If you werent around for it live you'll never know the truth of what even happened before and during the manhunt
The amount of info altering thats been done on that guy's story over the years is insane desu

>>534946102
>>534947752
What website is this? I assume it’s just to rank your favorite Umas? Someone mentioned it took forever once and I’ve been confused ever since because if it is just ranking your favorites it would be time spent having fun not a chore…

>>534947450
hello neighbor

>>534948075
Leave Rice out of this

>>534947779
get a good run, no maestro/S medium
get a bad run, get both
get good stats *wit
for 5 hours straight

Breath of fresh air vs firm*2 and standard*2 ?

>>534947726
I love this dog so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xpnlv7s4Us

>>534948130
you can't tell
you're not cuma danchode

>Only made 750k fans at grans funeral yesterday
>Danchou says if I don't submit her death certificate and make it up with 2m extra fans today he's kicking me from the club
Bros... It might be over for me...

>>534948134
Thanks, honestly I'm expecting lots of people that barely know what they are doing in the first CM. Wouldn't surprise me if lots of people still don't even know about it. I expect most people here that did some prep will win pretty easily for that reason but good luck as well if you will need it.

>>534948212
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/


Playable only is much faster https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/sorting?group=game-playable-en

>>534948203
bold of you to assume that I give a shit for mutt niger shit. the druggy the cop killed prolly deserved it as well, what the cop did was still fucked though.
>>534948330
based dog lover!

>Casual club fell out of the top 1000.
>Only have a couple days to decide if I want to leave and find a new one
We have someone with three times my fans sticking with us, I'd feel like shit if I left.

>>534947997
look bwo...we have some sluts that havent touched career for over a week or two...

>>534947571
sure, just post your id here

>>534948262
I think you need both BoFA and standard

>>534948529
tell me which club I'll snatch that spot away

27399301
CM room

How do I determine whether straightaway recovery's 1.5% HP recovery beats out Tokyo Racecourses flat 40 stam?

>>534940623
I joined another club already so i'd feel bad for leaving it already, but im pretty active and i'd like more rewards. If you still have one available i'll consider it

>>534948529
my club was never even close to top 1k
i kind of want to join a different one, honestly. as an f2poor i need all the free carats i can get, but i don't think i'm good enough for most clubs

CM test room up !
57491354

>>534948212
snep.pw uma sorter, just search it up and you'll find it. it does take a long ass time since you're suppose to pick between 2 umas and it has around 880 or so combinations to pick from. takes like 20 - 30 minutes or so.
i've done it several times since im an autist who likes wasting his precious time sorting shit though i do watch toku shows in my other monitor whilst doing it.

Fuck you Seiun hand over the FUCKING escape artist.

>>534948789
nyo

holy shit. glad I decided to open another one for fun

>>534947571
I can save you a spot if he can’t depending on how active you are anon. We’re almost Top 100 so getting someone that plays a lot is important otherwise I’d just take you regardless

>>534948476
It was a fun time to be on 4chan

CM Room for the lates: 89817847
bring 3

How do I max LB a support card?
Just roll 5 copy of it or there are more F2P-friendly ways?

>Get tempted to throw a tenner in the smart falcon banner for fun
>Now even more tempted to use the rest of my 9k on it for the falcon
God I hate being into gambling.

>>534948841
Is 150+ rank away from top 100 "almost"? genuine question

hoyofag here, I have no other gacha experience. are there guarantees in this game other than an SR every 10 rolls and 200 rolls letting you get the rate up?

>>534948580
509798435404
I heard you can still send invites even though someone is in a club, right? I've got a few hours before I have a break and can hop on and leave my current club.
>>534948841
Been doing at least 3 runs a day.

>every room has 4 debuffers minimum now
If I low roll into this shit I am going to be a sad camper

>>534948893
There will be some mechanic for unlocking without extra copies added later on. No idea when.

>>534948935
>tenner
Bong detected

>>534949018
>at least 3 runs a day.
Uh that's less than just the natural TP refill?

>>534948890
Would Dorner be speed or guts support?

>>534948893
>standing behind a honse like that, fucking with its behind
>OH NONONONO
>honse comes back for more

>>534949096
3 is the minimum, hence "at least"

>>534948976
>are there guarantees in this game other than an SR every 10 rolls and 200 rolls letting you get the rate up?
Nope that's exactly what you get

>>534948976
No. This is a true gambling experience. You don't even get the guaranteed SR if you do singles

67374966
Another CM room
67374966

>>534949096
wow you really are all autists

>>534948976
there is no pity system other than 1 SR from 10-roll and 200 spark
you either have 200 rolls or you skip

Should i try to always try to run every G1 available to an uma?

*blocks your path*

>>534948893
>My ass is itchy, human. scratch it now!

>>534949339
*unblocks your path*

>>534948891
1 > 2 > 3

>>534949285
only the ones that give you something you want
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list

and only if you dont sacrifice a very good training

>>534949257
I'm not autistic. Or at least I wasn't before the DSM merged my diagnosis.

>>534949076
Calling me a bong upset me so much I did another pull, this outcome was your fault.

>>534940609
none, stop being a dumb porn addict

>Dornerposting in /uma/
Alright fess up, how many of you homos are cav-fags?

>>534948963
Not really, specially if you’ve had mostly the same people since last month. You have to consider how much more active people would be otherwise. In my case we were down 2 people for a week, another was going to do sub 10 for the month so he got booted, another quit because he didn’t pull well recently, and two big applicants joined very late -and we’re top 150. That is close, as in next month almost assuredly top 100. But if you have to climb over 100 ranks it would take some serious restructuring and probably not worth

holy fuck are they abducting the kids??

>>534949118
>Dorner got Cornered
>Didn't make the Mexico escape route
Yeah he didn't get away so just guts

>>534948687
i can make a spot if you want. It's up to you tho, i am not here to poach people.
>>534949018
sure, i'll check in a couple hours

>>534949504
>The Furfaggot Force

>>534949237
>>534949274
>>534949232
>You don't even get the guaranteed SR if you do singles
NOOOOO

So professor of curvature is useless for the CM, right?

bros my smart falcon doesn't look very smart

>>534949596
AYYEP
welcome to old-old school gacha

>>534949597
Yea
Please don't use it and i hope you end up in my cm match. thanks

how many medium* do i want for legacy and sub legacy for a good chance of S medium?

>>534949597
I was literally about to ask this same question

Should I take 3 gold stamina skills? Are there diminishing returns?

>>534949607
#Spooked #LookAtCurren

>>534949674
are you trying to trick me

>>534949678
I have 4* on one side and 8* on another side, and I haven't gotten it to proc in the last 6 runs

this is the worst horse in the game
yeah i know it just died
this is still the worst horse in the game
oh what if we give it 50 mood down events
oh what if we give it a specific mood down event in the summer
what if this horse has the highest sleep deprived rate in the game
what if we put her into the japanese derby but make it so that 400 in each stat is never enough

Showa hags

>>534949405
i am just gonna assume all the double stats one are always nice to have.

>>534949596
anyon... It really doesn't matter that much imo because SRs are whatever and you still hit them quite regularly on singies but do be reminded of that from now on going forward

>>534949607
#1 horse that would have an onlyfans

I started playing 2 weeks ago and I'm already the top fan count in my shitter club in 7000th place

>>534949795
>and you still hit them quite regularly on singies
Haha... yeah...

>never rolled the uma gacha so I only have the first 5 umas+king halo from the legend
>free roll
>nice new umas
>yesterday was king halo
>today is also king halo
What are the chances
What the fuck do you want

My Golshi is so fucking dumb she never ever attempt any mid-race overtake

>>534940623
Let me in

>Use 3 daily loans
>Get absolute dogshit
I FUCKING HATE TOP GUN

>>534949597
it is not completely useless, but if you have other stuff left to buy it's likely better