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>>534908334 (Cross-thread)
>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
if this is first post you must roll a tenner on sc
Uma: Derby is my favorite game
>horse op (going real fast)
nyooooooooooooooooooo
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I'm preparing lunch with my wife Daiwa. There's a big race coming and she needs that stamina maxed.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE ROBBED OF A TRANSCEND OP
>>534940282 (OP)AN INVISIBLE HORS
A
FREAKY GHOST HORS
Why did the guides posted here say to get Fine Motion over Super Creek when it is useless?
If you can't trust guides then what are you supposed to trust?
she's so... powerful...
too powerful...
other uma's with painted nails?
>>534940498you should trust me
add me on discord
>>534940489Eat shit and die!
>>534940489I think you should be honest and apologize
WHICH HONSE HAS REALLY TIGHT ASSHOLE
TELL ME RIGHT NOW
What did they mean by this?
Dacchis have a couple free spots in the club. There is no strict quota but you have to be actually playing the game and not just slack off all month.
Also request shoes every now and then.
We were A+ last month, and will propably keep it this month too.
Just drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join. Biggest manwhores get the spots.
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>everyone calls Oguri Reddit
>everyone calls Nature 4chan
>get curious and search the Uma Reddit
>Oguri Cap: 234 threads
>Nice Nature: 249 threads
Looks like Nigger Nature is the real Reddit Uma
>>534940575doto is .... CUTE!
>>534940489YADA YADA YADA
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>horse op
gotta wait until autumn for the next G1s
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Is it an actual thing? Searching faux draft beer doesn't show shit
>>534940631Reject ningens, acquire uma wives.
>>534940489YADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADAYADA YA-DA!
wife
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PLEASE PLEASE RAPE ME LIKE I'M YOUR BITCH PLEASEEEEE, WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!11!!!!
>>534940484Bustin (to uma girls) makes me feel good
>>534940641>horse>but is cow>with cat mouth
>>534940742>We have to wait 2 years for thisNo...
>>534940742Mesmerizing....
>>534940761I would hardly contain myself if she were my gf.
>>534940752seriously if she wasn't a uma I would rape this gaki
>>534940282 (OP)Actual Previous:
>>534924980Retarded Nigger
>>534940821KIRYU-SAN LOOK AWAY! ADVERTISER-KUN LOOK AWAY!
>>534940694>is non-alcoholic beer a thing?you suck at google. also, you're not old enough to post here
>>534940854Life is often unfair and disappointing anon.
>>534940821WHAT THE HELL!
>>534940821AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
>>534940869Bakushin with her hair down is giving me ... dangerous vibes
>>534940891>cat tranny>is a stupid seafagadds up
>>534940821Bakushin's bakushins...
>>534940869when she and Marvelous stay quiet they look like a complety different person
>>534940821BRO
We are trying to get LITERAL CHILDREN to eat their vegatables rn
What the FUCK are you doing?
>>5349406940% beer is actually making a huge comeback
now all breweries are making it taste good and it is very mainstream
>>534940807thats why she's the goat
>>534941046>We are trying to get LITERAL CHILDREN to eat their vegatables rnNo we don't! Also, vegetables are not real!
>>534940821her tail looks like massive diarhea coming out of her ass
>>534941014Projecting indog hates cats huh? Makes sense.
>>534941087>vapes with no nicotine>beer with no beerzoomers are truly retarded
>>534941178>explosive diarrhea.jpg
>>534940282 (OP)WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GUY RIDING ON?
IT LOOKS LIKE A SKINNY COW OR SOMETHING
Can uma Super Creek gain Swinging Maestro sparks from he own skillset?
>>534941087What the hell is the point of drinking the bitter yellowish brown carbonated pisswater if it doesn't even get you drunk
>>534940694It is indeed real and it's made for kids to drink so they don't feel left out at parties
>>534941292wtf did you just ask
>>534941292she can only give corner recovery sparks if that's what you're asking
>>534941231what's the point of the thigh strap
>have Biwa
>want Taishin
>want Brian
>will not have enough carats as f2p to get Taishin and Brian
bwos...
>>534941316same reason why people drink tea or coffee
>>534941272It's a Japanese man, keep that in mind for scale
Probably a dog or something based on the size
>>534941390it's a garter belt
Ain't rolled a new horse since Biwa. This game is getting boring.
Which umas would call someone a neigher?
Bros what's gonna happen when Golshi dies irl..... I'm not ready.....
>>534940761>>534940879Stop being gay. Your bro is not your hoe.
>>534940935The powder packets man. I know non alcoholic beer cans and bottles exist.
narita PLEASE PEG ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>534941231what a fucking WHORSE
>>534940821KIRYU-SAN GET DOWN
>>534941292You should know by now that gold skills can't appear as sparks ever, only the white version can
>On an absolutely generational run
>Hot topic, charming both early on
>Seen a fair few good rainbow results
>TWO (2) gold inspirations
>S Rank Medium
>Never failed training
>THIS FUCKING WHORE HASN'T GIVEN ME SWINGING MAESTRO
I'm gonna lose it bros
>>534941350>>534941364No I mean can you get Swinging Maestro procs on her after completing career mode?
>>534941382Gay. Thanks anyway
IT'S NOT A HOT PERIOD DON'T PULL
This was almost so good. URA finale or a different pink would have been amazing to get.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM YOU MOODY BITCH I GOT YOU 5 PLUSH TOYS
>>534941336What's with middle schoolers and face jumping?
WHERE ARE MY FREE CREEK ROLLS CYNIGGERS?????
>>534941460Golshi Week 2: Fuck you all, I was trolling
>>534941559Can't have gold skill spark
>>534941425Those taste good though
Why does my daily free support scout keep landing on Yaeno Muteki banner instead of the Super Creek one?!
Go get your carats, Trainer!
Brushing Daiwa's beautiful hair~
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I just want Agnes man
>daily free pull
>SSR
lol thanks
Free to play hope springs eternal.
>>534941460Gold Ship is 16 years old and reportedly in excellent health. I think umamusume will be EoS before Golshi dies of natural causes.
>free support scout
>gold flips to rainbow
...
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BUTTON BELLY SEX SEX SEX PLEASE LET ME PUT MY DICK ON YOUR STOMACH AND SLIDE SLIDE SLIDE PLEA- ACK NARITA NO NO NO DON'T KILL ME NON O NO NO NO
POST YOUR DAILY ROLLS
>tachyon
>paizuri rob roy
>>534941580They dead, dude.
>>534941751enjoy your biko pegasus
I got Tachyon from both my trainee pull and my support pull
What does this mean?
>>534941336unlike Teio, Kitasan is fat and will break her trainer neck
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I love free pulls
>>534941738digitan is a few months away
MLB creek bros, how many friend points are you getting from borrows each day? I'm only gertting 170 on kita
>>534941525Nice.
But should have had her rat-throw those carats at us.
How much wit does Falco need to be smart?
400? 5?
>>534940353got LB 2 green lady and LB 1 Creek when I set my limit to spend 5k more. I wish it was enough to MLB my SR though only manage to MLB Manhattan and Hishi. I sigh every time I pulled Matikanefukukitaru because she is already maxed a while ago.
I buy every 1* star piece from green woman scam shop
REAL umas jump fences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbCyILHBFmo
>FOTM two months after release:
>less people are borrowing MLB SC than MLB kita
it's over for me....
>>534941751>>534941818Damn. Guts and a card that's only good if you have good cards.
>>534941226I love uma families
Lend me your aid bwos...dare I?
>>534941705Because we're getting the same stuff as JP and the Super Creek banner wasn't even out yet by day 6 of Golshi Week (Golshi Week started on 30 April, the banner on 6 May).
>>534941959>he bought?>dump it
>>534942056do it or no balls
>>534942056Luck is a skill
>>534942056If its the last summer training then go for it
>>534941506Best I can do is Narita Top Road
>>534942056live dangerously
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Is this actually a very amazing giga-cock card after the guts update?
>>534942047Why does the skunkstripe hair make her look so hot? And why does it make me have the big penis?
>>534934116>Are support decks are made around Uma Race type?You don't pick the cards unless you're very rich or lucky.
>What if they are good at everything?You pick one type then specialize for it because you already know what their role for TT or CM will be
>>534942225It doesn't
You are just homosexual
>>534941979>gets out fucking sold by literal who indie garbage and cs2>can barely beat triple a shit or literal hardwareL M A O nice whales you got there umakeks
Idols are suppose to be pure for their fans but why does it feel like Falcon to umapyoi the most out of all the horses?
>Torena-san, I gave you all those carats. Don't you owe me something in return?
>>534942056>Less than 50% failureYou're more likely to succeed than fail
>>534942297>cs2will forever be a given
>literal who indie garbageyou mean the most popular friendslop game right now?
nice b8
>>534942268Teio shouldn't be happy
>>534942225cause it makes you remember she still has her wild side inside her
>>534942310We all know idols only give the illusion of purity while they satisfy P-san behind the scenes
>>53494237040% is 80% thoughbeit
wife
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NARITA TAISHIN PLEASE HOLD ME IN A CHOKEHOLD AS YOU RAPE ME FROM BEHIND WITH YOUR SPIKED STRAP ON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Are any of these Power cards good? I managed to get Ryan to MLB, thinking about cleating the new Biwa card I got.
You love to see it. Inb4 curvature doesn't proc.
Well I took your advice bwos.
>>534941798Is the bookworm a good card?
man I have already given up
thanks god i kept going
I guess I should dump on supercreek now?
>Got Biko from free pull
How many LBs until it's actually usable?
>>534942528BASED NEVER STOP GAMBLING
>>534941798Used up all my luck pulling Taishin and Biwa on single rolls yesterday.
>>534942324a-at least use protection this time...
genuine spook, one could even say she raped my calm
YES
YES
THANK YOU
I WANTED HER LAST BANNER
(was not the free daily pull)
>>534942565What is this grubble looking ass UI
>>534942056>990 speedyou're likely to max out speed without going for this
>>534942443nah I choose to believe the % the game shows me
if the training fails the run just wasn't meant to be, the horse becomes glue and we go next
stop posting screenshots you luckshitters
>>534942660now he can fix his wit and stam tho
>>534942565I hope I'm not playing anymore when we reach this point
>>534942459I want Taishin so bad bwos... but she refuses to get scouted.
>>534942459hmmm
interesting
>>534942594Much like Kitasan and Creek LB3 kek
>>534942565what the fuck is all this shit
>>534942297>>gets out fucking sold by literal who indie garbageWatch your tone when speaking about PEAK, nigger.
>10 PM in Indonesia
>>534942528all skill no luck
>>534942691Love art that mostly grey scale with little splashes of color
>>534941798Garbage like usual.
I'm getting disappointed in how this game is.
>>534942565Now THIS is horse racing.
>>534942643NO FUCKING WAY
BROS
How many levels of "uncap support card" mission are there?
How high does the requirement go?
Is there any point where I can stop?
I'm tired of clicking these buttons.
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fuck these missions man...
>>534942590Getting dupes of 3* horses is pretty mid. Unless you would want to specifically look for a 1* or 2* and even then getting (un)lucky 3* spooks you already have would suck.
Unless you have a good set of support SRs, pulling on Creek's banner is not a bad idea unless you'd want to save for a future banner horse.
>>534942691Teio shouldn't be erotic
Just finished Natie's story.
It was cute, I like her now.
>>534942856>Hopeful stakesHow many times must you be taught this lesson old uma?
Good morning faggots.
Have a picture of my wife.
>>534942856
>>534942627I want to get raped by TM Opera too bros...
>>534940416>Sugar can only be ridden barebackthe slut!
>>534942459she would beat you to death for posting this
>>534942920she's top wife material
Reminder that people are happy they're lucky and so they post
shitters like us with our double rares don't bother and we just chug along
>>534942565Whenever anyone posts anything from the latest JP version of the game it makes me feel like I just saw a war crime being committed on liveleak
Anon...your trainee is a whore. You'r re training a literal whore...
>view race
>11th
>clock it
>see results
>1st
>by 10 L
should I just not watch races anymore?
>>534941798>Air Groove>Air Groove R
>>534943145this but the opposite for me
>>534943076It's not like there's that many people in here either
Not like everyone can get that lucky
It's fun to see all the rolls
What's the CM card set up for Goldship? 4 spd/2 stam?
excluding kita, sc, and narita taishin, what other support cards do i want to bring for cm goldship runs?
>>534942565Imagine. So many variables that can hit a low roll and permanently gimp a career.
You think it's bad now when your run is held back by supports never grouping up, or the wrong hints showing up? Now you'll have to contend with Da/Pa/Vo/Vi/Me never lining up correctly, or low rolling on all your music note skill points.
You're welcome by the way.
Bros...
My uma's behavior is a little odd or is it just me?
What does "Mood Effect" even mean in a card? Do you get more stats training if you have a Good/Great mood?
>>534943510That ain't Falco
>>534943382Stat sticks
You hopefully stakes get skills from parents so that you don't have to run 0LB suzuka for left handed
>>53494352315% more. rule #1 is always be in a great mood daicchi
>>534943327there's a lot of people here and it's all me
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I spent 10k on trying to get Smart Falcon and got the Umastagram whore instead.
What's a proper build for her? 5spe 1 sta?
>>534943567even at double circles rolling on whites feels like a non starter
>>534943490You're fine as long as you don't cheat, otherwise you're going to end up in the NICE BOAT.
>>534943217>winks in the middle of copulationthis brat
>>534943076The beaten down underdogs of the gambling world march on in silence, quietly hoping for their next big break.
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>>534943486thank you gorushi you are my greatest ally
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Only got 1 gold recovery. Should I push for stam or try buff power? I do have access to Tokyo Racecourse and Firm Conditions either way
>>534943076I was going to post my quad Aoi pull but I was too angry for it
>>534943753Thanks for the advice anon, she's returned to normal now.
>>534943490training an uma means you are forbidden to get a ningen girlfriend, do you copy?
YOU GOT YOUR CARATS
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
Aoi
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>>534943943>quad AoiIt's destined. You must fuck HUMAN WOMEN
>>534944019I'm actually not very attracted to Mayano, even as a BAfag
>>534944032OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>534944014Wit was a consideration too but only the reporter is there and she's already maxed. Figured I could stam/power twice then wit once in any order depending on how many turn up
i give up
when is the SR selector coming
how many pulls are we getting every month again, my ass is always getting fucked by card banners so i got nothing out of all my 90 pulls (i'll do another tenner after gorushi week) and I need to save up for S.Maruzen.
>Start a run
>Fail 5% pre debut
>pick 1st option
>Mood awful , practice poor
>Give up
Well that was a fast run
>>534944252that power training is so bad i wouldnt do it at this point
>>534944032OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>534944235she doesn't care about your consent
>>534944185like 8 times
MLB creek > moody brat
>>534944262>webmliving the life
>>534944272someone might have an average but the guaranteed amount is low. We live on mr cyge's gibs
>>534944310>Exhaust bad luck>Give up completely>Despite redemption arc featuring acupuncturist into consecutive 5x support trainings right around the cornerngmi
Smart Falcon with hesitant pace chaser is literally a cheat code for dirt pvp kek. Especially with the fact that there will be no other front dirt runner until year 2.
>>534943938If this is for CM pace chasers want ~1k stamina with 2 gold recoveries and ~400 guts
A white recovery is about 1/4 a gold recovery
>>534944091The best outcome desu.
To be married to a human while also being a designated rape toy for umas on command.
Go out with the wife, she gets cucked then get home and put her through trauma relieving angry sex.
Sounds like the good life anon.
>>534944367adult women respect consent, little mayano
Bros, is the only way to get racetrack skills like "tokyo" "left-handed" via parent or card sparks? Or can you like run 4 tokyo races in a career to get them too?
>Free rolls don't apply for the Creek banner
Fucking Cyjews
>>534943861Which Umas would enjoy butt scratches?
Should I roll on the Creek banner if I already have her at LB0? My SRs are decent
but what if I use my own 2* Creek and borrow MLB Seiun Sky instead?
damn
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>>534940353I did before and got 9 R and 1 Eishin Flash SR
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>>534944542assertive Suzuka is lovely
>>534944351Fair call. Now do I settle for this or go in on wit and hope for a better completely risk free final training.
What stats do end horses want? High power? Wit??
>>534944568There is a small chance to get them from races, yes however you're also rolling for hints you don't want such as "(non)standard distance", "SEASON runner" or "LENGTH straightaway/corners"
Nobody said it would be easy
Will the next event give a spd card? I'll use even a free sr at this point.
Stupid question. But that Rookie Starter Pack B ticket let's me pick any of those Uma's or is it just get one randomly?
>>534942565i cant wait to play this
>late surger with more spd/stam/pow/wis than anybody else
>runs like a fucking end closer and stays in the very back instead of moving up at any point, isn't even fucking blocked
>can't make it to the front in time
why the fuck does this happen so often
>>534944783do it and then go for the risk you've got this
>>534944921late surger is a shitty meme
>>534944862It is a random ticket
>>534944807Higher power, but you also want 350+ Wit up to 400.
>>534944921not enough guts
>>534944990>Tfw it feels like all the cards I have are for Late SurgersAm i RIP?
>>534944783>lvl1>28pow 20stamwait, does the lvl3 stam increase the stam you get when training power as well??
>got the autistic gundam horse from the free scout
neat
uh bwos...
t-they didn't give you a free pull on the character AND card banner this entire golshi event did they?
I've literally just done 1 free pull on the card banner this entire time
>>534944921Say it with me.
Go.
With.
The.
Flow!
quick question, can you ever get a hint on corner recovery? more than 1 hint on maestro? (assume no sparks)
>>534945146We only got the first one on the smart falcon banner yesterday
>>534944625I'll give you a 5.5/10 anon.
>>534945146the character free pull is new, you're fine. At best you lost like 1 day or something
>>5349451461 pulls dont even excite the gambler in me.
I skip them.
>>534945319>Don't say itWhat did she mean by this?
>>534945341Fuck you my tastes are not a ten.
Man idk I feel like Iโm mostly set having these nine here. Who else is important to save for?
30 bucks on a 10 roll is insane
No one gives a fuck about your Uma ranking
>>534945321>ardanfag gives the other ardanfag a 5?
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>get a 3* stamina spark off a terrible el condor pasa run last night
>first run of today use her and a borrowed 3* stamina taiki shuttle as parents
>get a 3* power maruzensky ignore the other sparks lol
HOLY SHIT
IT FINALLY HAPPENED
TO MAKE UP FOR MY TERRIBLE LUCK WITH PULLS CYGAMES HAS MADE IT SO ALL MY HORSES WILL 3* STATS
I AM BECOME A LIVING GOD
>>534945296answer me, this is important
G1 winner stacies be like
>I only care about racing
and then go to the karaoke, the arcade, and have sex with their trainers at the hot springs
>>534945478Yes because she's ranked second.
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for CM whats better left or right?
>>534945465Blame your shitty government for your atrocious dollar value
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>>534945459come on bwo
just one more sweep
These all look pretty bad. Wit is the right call right?
>>534945831amazing taste
10/10
>>534945836We'll get free SR uncaps bro
>>534945905it doesnt matter you'll wing the URa finale annyway but i vote for guts
Got this weeb on the free pull.
What she good for?
>>534944625+ points for having Taishin in the top 5, I heard good things about Ardan so I want to pull for her.
>>534945258Rice, Helios, Amazon, Doto, Gentildonna... A lot of good ones.
>>534945321Almond love.
>>534945831The vegetables witch sure is rising in popularity lately, maybe her card being so good is opening people's eyes to her? Also I think Digitan should've ranked better in my own ranking, I really like her.
>>534944625https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/PxjMf2O9lOKOFdZfHyD4
What is the link to the store with cheaper carats?
Also its BS the free pull isnt for Super Creek banner.
>>534944032OF COURSE MY HORSE
>>534945905>people need advice for situations like thisAnon you cant be serious right?
>>534945836Yeahhhh my autism is telling me to keep going
>>534945962Wait really? Thatโs a thing?
Alright, what sparks will we get here?
>>534946095absolutely nothing
>trying to get a better evil nature
>she randomly gets turf and medium spark
Whyyyyyy
Also is this evil nature good?
>>534945402Why you don't believe in your own tastes? Have confidence.
>>534945726please respond
What does Guts actually do, mechanically?
>>534946317Ok special week.
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>>534944507I wish I could exhaust my bad luck. I seem to have an infinite supply.
>Dream Feast -1 Mood every other round throughout career>Practice Poor>Skin Outbreak>3x Failed Infirmaries in a row>Awful Mood entire Classic Year>Enter URA Finales with 400's SPD/STA/POW coz spent all time Recreating and Infirmaring>Outside of races haven't seen SSR/3* for the last 200 pullsPlease somebody post some luck rituals, bad luck cleansing, Juju renewal whatever to rid me of this absolute black miasma of luck.
>>534940427I got fucking jumpscared
Well, I guess that's it. The dirtniggers won.
The ultimate fate of the white man is to be sucked dry by the leeching niggers of the world until there's nothing left but an empty husk.
He has chosen to put his faith in his fellow man, to trust that behind this plea is a genuine need. He sacrifices to give to others, and he hopes that the world will be made a better place for it.
Meanwhile on the other side of this interaction:
>ayo my stack of dirt jordans is da smallest so imma request dat shieeeeeeeeeet gibs me dem EBT sneakers
The dirtnigger mumbles to himself in his incoherent niggerbumble monkey speech as he taps the cracked screen of his phone. The "UMAPYOI UMAPYOI" coming from his phone speakers at max volume soothes him and the ten other people sitting on public transit next to him.
A message comes through on the club chat room.
>"How would you feel if you didn't request dirt shoes today?"
Something about this message tickles the dirtnigger's brain. The niggerneurons in his niggerbrain strain to form a connection, but try as they might, their fate is that of Haru Urara at the Arima Kinen: predestined failure. Much like H.P. Lovecraft wrote about Eldritch concepts beyond human understanding, so too is this inquiry simply outside of the potential range of dirtnigger thought.
Faced with the hint of a form beyond his comprehension, the dirtnigger reacts with anger.
>THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT, CRACKA????
>"Message cannot be sent, contains invalid characters."
Lacking the vocabulary to express himself any other way, the dirtnigger is summarily defeated by the word filter. He queues up "BAKUSHIN" on the jukebox before starting up a new campaign with his favorite trainee: Bakusin.
The dirtnigger is blessed, for the agonies of a moment ago are already forgotten. The white man cuts out a piece of himself to help his club mates,while the dirtnigger has never once considered where his EBT sneaker gibs come from. In 8 hours he will request the same thing
Danchode I dont actually like Shortstacks :(
dom bakushin is ... interesting
>>534945465I've had so many free rolls going
>9 silver + 1 gold (which is the obligatory one)I can only shudder at paying that and flopping the rolls.
>>534946387left
but why el condo pasta ult
>>534946518Uh your urara runs???
>two gacha banners every week
>need multiple copies of every card or they are worthless
>takes a ridiculous amount of carats to even get a pity
How much longer will global survive this?
>>534946518How about another request, Groove.
>>534946095she mogs special week
>>534946518Hey buddy, I need dirt shoes. Pay up.
BASED GOLSHI WEEK FREE SPIN
>>534946518My club has started to get like this, not enjoying it.
>>534946605thanks
>but why el condo pasta ultbecause the one other is red ace
Yeah I'm just going to get bodied in CM.
Everyone has either retard strong goldship that runs an extra lap on everyone or maruzensky that blows up on last spurt.
>>534946518gib sloppy dirt shoes
>>534946445The new Tazuna is actually the secret. She improves training chances and gives 5 unique recretions where you get a ton of energy/stats/mood up and some of them even remove debuffs. It's been amazing doing careers with her and not having to gamble with rests so much.
>>5349466462 more weeks bro
2 more weeks
>>534946518>Bro is just a Crip in disguise wanting niggas to trade sweaty Blue ShoesSYBAU
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>>534944625ill probably get around redoing it when i got time, reading cinderella gray and star blossom made me like oguri and laurel alot so they probably broke into the top 18
As long as I have twice as many fans as danchou I will demand you pay me tribute in the form of dirt shoes.
>>534946518morning_sticker.png
Do we get 1 free ticket for 2 different banners, or is it 2 free tickets? I'm not sure if I should use it on the umas or the supports
>>534946518Literally just do Urara runs intsead of soulless CM training
>>534940427>ended up listening to the whole songMan i should watch part 7 already
>>534946518I'm your Top5 club member and you will farm red shoes for me
I want to bump Fuku from the long/late spot and replace with Rudolf (already made a suitable vet) and my plan was to make a Daiwa medium/front, but I remembered I had Bourbon in that spot (after getting through like 5 Daiwa careers, all glue). I made a mile/end Taishin since I believed the hype for her unique being good for mile, but maybe I should just remake her for medium and then make Daiwa for mile/front? Any other umas I have unlocked that could help with this TT shuffle that I'm not thinking of?
Is there a way to simulate stam drain on the umalator?
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I give up. My Oguri will die to Nice Nature and i accept that
The lack of free stuff is discouraging me not gonna lie. Goldship week is nice but we're on accelerated schedule when are we supposed to get compensations for it? the fuck
>>534946095>Good at Miles, something that we sorely lack>Dominator is Med only
>>534946925>i should watch part 7 alreadyNeon Universe.......
>>534946518Just for you, I requested dirt shoes again
>>534946518my dirt shoe stack is running low
give me a refill bro
It's true, I always request the shoes I have the smallest pile of, but it used to be longs and now it's dirt...
>>534947060Just give her normal medium parents.
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fuck yeah
>>534947058Global isn't, they won't compensate for lack of club rewards and TT because it's variable. Their logic is that it would be unfair to potentially reward players that wouldn't have gotten those gems in JP if their club was shitty or team was shitty.
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Thanks for the 3rd 9* Goldshi
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AAAAIIIIEEEEEE why isn't this an A+? Don't tell me A+ is 12,001.
At least my Ace Oguri should be finished now, I'll join some CM rooms finally
>>534946903>They started riots over that kid instead of the guy that was burned alive around the exact same time
Got Taishin with the free coupon, decided to try her out, got a fuck load of mood down events in the span of like 10 turns
This game is so gay sometimes
Let me in the club
Let me in
>>534946518just request dirt shoes. 2 requests = 20 shoes = 10 donations. since there are barely any dirt umas no one is spending dirt shoes.
>bonus gift with every win
>lose them all
lol
lmao
>>534947367A+ is 12101
>>534947369CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER
>>534947450can you guys save a spot? would have to leave mine.
>>534947367A+ is 12100 apparently
>>534947369take a guess why
>>534946518You know you can request 30 dirt shoes a day right?
Instead of blaming dirtGODS you can just stop being lazy
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>3 runs with no 3+ rainbow trainings
>one run completed without Maestro
Thanks for wasted borrows
>>534940623646787861549
Gibe invite
>>534940570Gayest post in the thread.
>>534947779You're welcome :)
How does a skill result in a negative L gain?
>>534947450Are you planning a purge danchou? We are full
>>534947732i just do 2 requests a day since the 8 hour cooldown makes it way too fucking annoying to do 3 a day.
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>>534947586>>534947553Eh alright at least I was far enough away I guess.
Hopefully this witlet will be enough to win
>>534947752That top 3 is peak shit taste
>>534947997gonne purge your ass if you keep talking
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El bros?
>>534948163SEKAI SAIJAKU WA?
>>534947726If you werent around for it live you'll never know the truth of what even happened before and during the manhunt
The amount of info altering thats been done on that guy's story over the years is insane desu
>>534946102>>534947752What website is this? I assume itโs just to rank your favorite Umas? Someone mentioned it took forever once and Iโve been confused ever since because if it is just ranking your favorites it would be time spent having fun not a choreโฆ
>>534947450hello neighbor
>>534948075Leave Rice out of this
>>534947779get a good run, no maestro/S medium
get a bad run, get both
get good stats *wit
for 5 hours straight
Breath of fresh air vs firm*2 and standard*2 ?
>>534947726I love this dog so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xpnlv7s4Us
>>534948130you can't tell
you're not cuma danchode
>Only made 750k fans at grans funeral yesterday
>Danchou says if I don't submit her death certificate and make it up with 2m extra fans today he's kicking me from the club
Bros... It might be over for me...
>>534948134Thanks, honestly I'm expecting lots of people that barely know what they are doing in the first CM. Wouldn't surprise me if lots of people still don't even know about it. I expect most people here that did some prep will win pretty easily for that reason but good luck as well if you will need it.
>>534948212https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/
Playable only is much faster https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/sorting?group=game-playable-en
>>534948203bold of you to assume that I give a shit for mutt niger shit. the druggy the cop killed prolly deserved it as well, what the cop did was still fucked though.
>>534948330based dog lover!
>Casual club fell out of the top 1000.
>Only have a couple days to decide if I want to leave and find a new one
We have someone with three times my fans sticking with us, I'd feel like shit if I left.
>>534947997look bwo...we have some sluts that havent touched career for over a week or two...
>>534947571sure, just post your id here
>>534948262I think you need both BoFA and standard
>>534948529tell me which club I'll snatch that spot away
How do I determine whether straightaway recovery's 1.5% HP recovery beats out Tokyo Racecourses flat 40 stam?
>>534940623I joined another club already so i'd feel bad for leaving it already, but im pretty active and i'd like more rewards. If you still have one available i'll consider it
>>534948529my club was never even close to top 1k
i kind of want to join a different one, honestly. as an f2poor i need all the free carats i can get, but i don't think i'm good enough for most clubs
CM test room up !
57491354
>>534948212snep.pw uma sorter, just search it up and you'll find it. it does take a long ass time since you're suppose to pick between 2 umas and it has around 880 or so combinations to pick from. takes like 20 - 30 minutes or so.
i've done it several times since im an autist who likes wasting his precious time sorting shit though i do watch toku shows in my other monitor whilst doing it.
Fuck you Seiun hand over the FUCKING escape artist.
holy shit. glad I decided to open another one for fun
>>534947571I can save you a spot if he canโt depending on how active you are anon. Weโre almost Top 100 so getting someone that plays a lot is important otherwise Iโd just take you regardless
>>534948476It was a fun time to be on 4chan
CM Room for the lates: 89817847
bring 3
How do I max LB a support card?
Just roll 5 copy of it or there are more F2P-friendly ways?
>Get tempted to throw a tenner in the smart falcon banner for fun
>Now even more tempted to use the rest of my 9k on it for the falcon
God I hate being into gambling.
>>534948841Is 150+ rank away from top 100 "almost"? genuine question
hoyofag here, I have no other gacha experience. are there guarantees in this game other than an SR every 10 rolls and 200 rolls letting you get the rate up?
>>534948580509798435404
I heard you can still send invites even though someone is in a club, right? I've got a few hours before I have a break and can hop on and leave my current club.
>>534948841Been doing at least 3 runs a day.
>every room has 4 debuffers minimum now
If I low roll into this shit I am going to be a sad camper
>>534948893There will be some mechanic for unlocking without extra copies added later on. No idea when.
>>534948935>tennerBong detected
>>534949018>at least 3 runs a day.Uh that's less than just the natural TP refill?
>>534948890Would Dorner be speed or guts support?
>>534948893>standing behind a honse like that, fucking with its behind>OH NONONONO>honse comes back for more
>>5349490963 is the minimum, hence "at least"
>>534948976>are there guarantees in this game other than an SR every 10 rolls and 200 rolls letting you get the rate up?Nope that's exactly what you get
>>534948976No. This is a true gambling experience. You don't even get the guaranteed SR if you do singles
67374966
Another CM room
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>>534949096wow you really are all autists
>>534948976there is no pity system other than 1 SR from 10-roll and 200 spark
you either have 200 rolls or you skip
Should i try to always try to run every G1 available to an uma?
>>534948893>My ass is itchy, human. scratch it now!
>>534949339*unblocks your path*
>>534949285only the ones that give you something you want
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
and only if you dont sacrifice a very good training
>>534949257I'm not autistic. Or at least I wasn't before the DSM merged my diagnosis.
>>534949076Calling me a bong upset me so much I did another pull, this outcome was your fault.
>>534940609none, stop being a dumb porn addict
>Dornerposting in /uma/
Alright fess up, how many of you homos are cav-fags?
>>534948963Not really, specially if youโve had mostly the same people since last month. You have to consider how much more active people would be otherwise. In my case we were down 2 people for a week, another was going to do sub 10 for the month so he got booted, another quit because he didnโt pull well recently, and two big applicants joined very late -and weโre top 150. That is close, as in next month almost assuredly top 100. But if you have to climb over 100 ranks it would take some serious restructuring and probably not worth
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holy fuck are they abducting the kids??
>>534949118>Dorner got Cornered>Didn't make the Mexico escape route Yeah he didn't get away so just guts
>>534948687i can make a spot if you want. It's up to you tho, i am not here to poach people.
>>534949018sure, i'll check in a couple hours
>>534949504>The Furfaggot Force
>>534949237>>534949274>>534949232>You don't even get the guaranteed SR if you do singlesNOOOOO
So professor of curvature is useless for the CM, right?
bros my smart falcon doesn't look very smart
>>534949596AYYEP
welcome to old-old school gacha
>>534949597Yea
Please don't use it and i hope you end up in my cm match. thanks
how many medium* do i want for legacy and sub legacy for a good chance of S medium?
>>534949597I was literally about to ask this same question
Should I take 3 gold stamina skills? Are there diminishing returns?
>>534949607#Spooked #LookAtCurren
>>534949674are you trying to trick me
>>534949678I have 4* on one side and 8* on another side, and I haven't gotten it to proc in the last 6 runs
this is the worst horse in the game
yeah i know it just died
this is still the worst horse in the game
oh what if we give it 50 mood down events
oh what if we give it a specific mood down event in the summer
what if this horse has the highest sleep deprived rate in the game
what if we put her into the japanese derby but make it so that 400 in each stat is never enough
>>534949405i am just gonna assume all the double stats one are always nice to have.
>>534949596anyon... It really doesn't matter that much imo because SRs are whatever and you still hit them quite regularly on singies but do be reminded of that from now on going forward
>>534949607#1 horse that would have an onlyfans
I started playing 2 weeks ago and I'm already the top fan count in my shitter club in 7000th place
>>534949795>and you still hit them quite regularly on singiesHaha... yeah...
>never rolled the uma gacha so I only have the first 5 umas+king halo from the legend
>free roll
>nice new umas
>yesterday was king halo
>today is also king halo
What are the chances
What the fuck do you want
My Golshi is so fucking dumb she never ever attempt any mid-race overtake
>Use 3 daily loans
>Get absolute dogshit
I FUCKING HATE TOP GUN
>>534949597it is not completely useless, but if you have other stuff left to buy it's likely better
>>534949575Fuck it, 509798435404 here. Snuck on my phone to leave the club.
I can't wait for Donna lads
I don't think there's a future horse I like so much other than her that's been posted here. Maybe there's Almond too
>2 debuffs in predebut
I'm out
>>534949384*cameos in your path*
>>534949758this dude hasn't played mayano top gun
>Got Suzuka from free gacha
>dominate every race in first career
>jobs in Japanese Derby so I miss out on 2 ultimate levels
>>534950059the ultimate levels don't actually do anything
should I just bail from my club and find a better /uma/ club... we have too many members that haven't even breached 10m total fans
>>534950176I thought the only thing that mattered was passing shoes around.
>>534950152based disinfo spreader strikes again
>>534949678Supposedly you only need 1 to go from A -> S but the proc rates are a complete crapshoot.
>>534950152according to wit man it does
just not much
>>534950176Debating the same thing.
>>534950176same, though it seems most good clubs are full
>2 rainbows on great mood only gives +28
Fucking kill me now how the FUCK are you people getting 1000+ stam this is literally mathematically impossible.
>>534949596You statistically still have a 90% chance to roll a 2 star or higher after 10 single 1 pulls.
>>534949795>>534949663I've been doing single rolls to try and get Narita Taishin I thought my luck was just really bad
I will save all my carats now for Narita Brian
>>534949915To get you 3* King Halo
>>534949575i just need to wait for someone to get boot me from my current club, id would be 217545964397
>>534950176Better do it quick if you are going to do it. If you don't do it by the halfway of the month you won't get any club reward at the end of the month.
are you a bad enough trainer to join this room?
>>534950420Good parents
If you want 1200 in a stat just play Bakushin.
>>534950594I don't want 1200 I just want to not crap out when two guys spray their nature all over my face at CM.
>>534950420mayano top cun is a great stam card
My Medium spark activated on a run where I wasted 3 turns at the infirmary and my supports disappeared from stamina training in the last 10 turns.
Fate is a cruel mistress
>>534950237I'm far2poor so I want to at least try and make more carats. Shoes are important too, sure, but I'm pretty sure some of these nignogs don't even send out requests.
>>534940623Do you guys still have spots after the most recent requests ITT?
>>534950420bwo your mood effect? Your friendship training bonus?? Your parents???
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
>>534950724I didn't even know clubs made carats
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>joined a club because I liked the name
>everyone is active, friendly chitchat here and there
>find out you get monthly rewards
It's currently listed as D, is the rank updated live or whenever the month rolls over?
>>534950264That's a shame since it feels like I am going out of my way to skip training to get the fans needed
just pulled ssr trainee dupe
gonna melt
Which uma career is the hardest?
Vodka?
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>1107 Stam
>1* Wit
T-thanks...
>>534950874Rank numbers are updated live, letter rank is at end of month.
any reason to play golshi mode after you gain all the 1.2m monies?
>>534950874live
time to jump
Which parent is better for an End Closer? All the pink sparks are kinda shit
>>534951012You want some challenge or you are masochistic.
When am I getting my invite, Clubman?
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>>534950986Seems like we're on track for B+ this month, at least that's what it's showing in the full rankings
>>534951035Filthy liar
>>534950958King Halo if you don't have enough sparks to cover all the different shit she needs to run
I'm too shy to join a club. Is it true there's a lot of gay sex ERP according to hearsay?
>>534950270Huh another /uma/ club sent an invite as well with a slightly higher rank but I'll stick with you guys
>>534951040right has red shift aswell so that one for sure
Training Urara in golshi mode to feel the real experience
>race in the arlington cup
>arlington cup is in early april
>when its the mandatory oka sho / satsuki sho
>>534951071I am masochistic but I don't want some challenge
This is my first run with Falco, was this meant to happen?
She only has a C in Turf.
With my new cards, I finally got my first A+
>>534950958Rice. You basically have a forced loss near the start and the race right after it you're likely to lose again because Bourbon needs to beat her a couple times for the story. Also fan requirements and she needs a lot of fucking stamina.
>>534951202if you're gonna join do it soon, otherwise you're gonna miss out on the rewards
>>534951406Whats her problem?
>>534951142Haru knows what's up.
>>534951358>race in the arlington cup>It's not in arlington>It's in Japan
>>534950686Rudolf almost collapsed at the end after missing her SM proc and proccing BOFA on the initial straightaway
>>534951350I did and it was the easiest Golshi mode uma. All her races are super easy (except Arima Kinen) so you just need to get decent stats for URA.
lol
lmao, even
Now to pull to bankruptcy and not get a second one, much less 3LB
>>534949504>Least homosexual army unit
oh so like, in the real world
4 years and older horses can keep racing but they have to stick to the senior races?
>>534950797How do I get the sound to play?
>>534950958king halo's schizophrenic career that demands you have enough stamina for mediums but also to be a sprinter/miler which usually results in kind of a shitty horse for anything
my club ricbstgrl (B+) has 2 slots. though if you seem too mcnoobie i might decline. Most members join randomly from in game search. Thank you for your attention on this matter
>>534951567a damn half of a length
gg, wish I had better greens on my golshi, hopefully she'll be good for leo CM
>trying to make a big haru urara for my dirt team
>4 speed cards mlb'd
>charming early from urara event
>they all stand on guts and wit for junior year
>none of them give me a rainbow training on both summers
>the biggest rainbow stack on speed i saw was a double, once
i cri
>>534951202every /uma/ club has a gay ERP discord and you WILL be kicked if you don't join it or miss too many sessions.
I just got the Rob Roy card on my free pull. It seems kinda good, no? Just need 1LB in it for the special priority. Maybe I'm just coping b/c my stam cards SUCK.
>>534951153nyo
full ranking is live
rank shown in club room is monthly
>>534951748>gay ERPew
I only ERP with my AI driven chatbot of Daiwa Scarlet
>>534950724i can make like 1-2 spots, since only one guy so far asked for an invite
>>534949958there is no id bwo...
>>534951202We will make the gay sex ERP dream come true!
>reroll account because my SSR support cards are bad and I spent carats on characters instead of cards
>2nd run almost hits 10k points
in hindsight its a good thing I barely played the Brand New Friends event, but I do wonder when another event like will come around
>>534951631>he fell for the super creek meme
>>534951843I posted it earlier bwo
646787861549
>>534951695Looking for a new club myself, I got baited by the 2000th or better tag yet all we do is fail upwards, I play 5-10 times a a day, could I join?
>>534951837Can you try fistfighting her? No wait, I guess Pokke is more inclined to do that.
Just a reminder that Redditeio, Silently Downvoting, and XD goo goo babies are the three most reddit umas ever.
>>534950521sure, i'll ivnite you(didnt notice your ass)
Biko Pegasus SSR LB2 or King Halo SR LB2?
umas you like?
reddit
umas I like?
not reddit
>>534951965>sweep and dober in trash tierKill yourself RIGHT NOW
>>534951965What did Ardan and Crown do to you bro?
>>534951843Can you save a spot for me? My leader's not online so I may as well just leave now.
911329450196
I would buy a Meisho Doto nendoroid.
Why is the satono diamond plushy like this?
>>534951965>ChronoYou're gay
>>534952082thanks, just got booted form the club earlier
I don't like Smart Falcon anyway
I'm having a really hard time with getting Narita Taishin to win. I'm getting all 1st in every race but get filtered at Tenno Sho (Spring). Also, all of my guest legacies that usually let me win with other uma are all triangle affinity, does that affect it?
>>534951965More like trash tier anon
200 pulls on Super Creek banner and all I got was going from LB1 -> LB2 SC and LB0 -> LB1 Sweep. 30k carats obliterated just so I'm still forced to borrow MLB Creek and still can't use sweep because MLB speed SRs are still marginally better. 30k carats for absolutely 0 value added to my account. Thanks game.
she's so cute so cute, I will compliment her a lot to make her she flustered and punch me in the face hehehehe
>>534951965>I just threw all the characters I don't know about and Ryan in the trashWhy even bother posting this you retard. At least have some balls and list 3 umas that are out right now in your worst 3.
>>534952220no you do, keep rolling
>>534941416The answer is always Brian
>fail a single <10% training
>run is now a waste of time if you want to build a racer
Have a spot for a very active toreina-san.
Due to being down over 5 people for a week as well as quitters weโre actually significantly lower currently than we should be next month.
If you got an invite recently itโs withdrawn after catching up on the thread since weโre not looking to poach you from other /here/ clubs
Also just reply with ID if interested because we disappear from search almost instantly due to the way the silly function works
Whats a good uma for this? I tried to do top 2 with 3 different umas but they all had a race scheduled for April 1 Year 2
>>534952314>forced to borrow MLB creek when you have LB2no you aren't you fucking retard, you are much better off borrowing something else
>>534951989ask for kick cause youll have 24hour cooldown if you leave
Free SSR support selector when?
>>534952336Ryan
Curren
Taishin
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10 Liters of Super Creek
>>534951670Going to have to ask you to refrain from posting post race pics of my wife
>>534952087probably Biko
King breakpoint in LB3
>>534952275>Why am I filtered by a long race?
Is there any other umas that has 'scripted' race loss like Urara and Vodka? Vodka has to participate in Arima Kinen despite being shit at long range but it's not as popular as Urara's
>>534952448I already left, the club leader is not very active
>four turns and can't get rid of slacker
just fucking end the run already
>>534952420Pasa, Oguri, Taiki
Danchou refuses to kick me so I have to wait the 24h. All the club are gonna be full... fuck me.
>>534951965I'll do you one even better
>>534952475>Curren>Taishinshit taste
>>534952540Vodka can win the AK without much work.
I'm blueballing here. Do I use the SSR ticjet or not? Will the roster expand in the future? Or should I just take the plunge into McQueen's ass?
Post your top 3 most disliked Umas that are out in EN.
Rate others.
>>534952420https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
>>534952415UmaDash bwos these guys caught up to us in ranking
>>534952605Shut the fuck up with your retarded coomer club drama. I don't give a fuck about you or any other retard in your club. Be quiet, get fans and trade shoes.
>SM pre-debut
I'm feeling it. This is the run.
>>534952607somebody rape this man immediately and not in a nice uma way but in an awful painful way
>>534952607Actual worst post ITT
>>534952659If it's a "make a debut" ticket (like I suspect it is), then it has a set pool (launch roster only).
>>534952703I don't dislike any of them.
>>534952420Old El Paso and Oguri have the NHK as a goal race and can also run Arlington and NZ. You'll have to do two runs, as the Arlington and NZ are on the same turn.
>>534952659those tickets will never change the roster
>brought a speed/power deck to a medium/long distance runner
I should've trained my own WIT...
>>534952118alright, sent.
>>534951952thats a bit too low fancount wise, some poeple would be upset...sorry bwo
>>534952768Bwo what did I do to you.
>starter accounts going for 5 euros with kitasan black + super creek + goods
Should i just buy one? Im quite attached to my 2 star Tachyon and my Golshi is about to be 3 stars though....
>>534952896Fine fair enough.
you got FIVE DAYS LEFT
5 days of borrows to make your ACE
You have been warned.
>>534952803Oh thank you. Yeah it's the one we get early on and it's at the shop where you redeem an uma instead at the gacha corner.
HERE'S TO MCQUEEN (or am I making a mistake)
>>534952729>>534952794>>534952801They all deserve to be at the bottom and you know it.
Higher affinity means higher chances to inherit more pink and white sparks, or is it just an increase to stats inherited?
>>534952958Someone else has touched umas on that account. Disgusting.
>>534952969Why are we limited to only 3 borrows anyway? I'm surprised they don't even let us spend carats to get more, like the daily races.
team trial tracks
are they all the g1 tracks of that distance/surface
>>534952990McQueen is fine. Oguri is probably the most useful. I pulled McQueen and Maru and used my ticket on Rice Shower, which was a mistake. Even now I miss not having an Oguri.
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>>534952969Hmmmm
I'll just play casually
>>534952607>NTRYou're fucking gay
>>534952742Itโs not a competition. We should have multiple top-100 clubs by now
>>534952990if you are early on wait until you get the guaranteed 3* ticket from the week 1 missions since that one is random so you don't risk pulling the same uma you blew your selector ticket for.
>>534953083no wonder people keep bitching about not getting s medium. no one has good affinity with taiki+maru, even if you grind g1s. when is the affinity rework?
>>534953079Its like buying horse semen or inviting Golshi to fuck your mare to get a racing horse anon.
>>534952896Where do I even view my fancount?
>>534953090They eventually raised to cap 5 and then 15 for jp apparently
>>534952703Ryan, Ryan, and Ryan. I'd risk an account ban to install a mod to put a paper bag over her nasty looking head. Personality is salvagable, that haircut is JUST'd to the max.
>>534953054DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!
niggers...
I want another SC but I keep getting Tazunas... she is 2LB
What do? Is she even good?
I creampie and throatfuck that daily btw
>>534953301Check your profile
>>534953170Oh no worries on that, got that and pulled Maruzensky from that one.
>drop maestro to gamble on BoFA
>focus (TWO support cards btw): agemasen
>unrestrained: agemasen
FOUR (4) speed cards and i still can't hit max speed im so tired of this lil shit
The actual lack of people building Daiwa Scarlett for CM is disappointing. Is she that bad? She has rice planner as her potential 5 recovery
>>534952896Thanks, king. I'll hop on once the cooldown's done!
>>534941832skill issue, train your neck trainer-san
>>534952607I don't care about too many of these but Top Road is way too low.
Which account is better?
2LB SC + 0LB Sweep + 1LB Biko + 1LB King Halo
1LB SC + 3LB Sweep + 1LB Narita + 1LB King Halo
>>534952773Nevermind, proceed 3 mood down events in 4 turns. This is not the run.
>>534953168Well good luck hitting top 100 cause I doubt we will hit it, we've been dropping like 5 ranks a day
>>534952990Biggest mistake is to not pick an uma you like because there's no guaranteed way to get her (until half-anny?)
>>534953209Dirt appears to be a crapshoot based on all my races. Sometimes my Urara gets 12th, sometimes she gets 1st. Too hard to make a reliable ace in there.
>>534953149Same anon. I'm just here trying to collect Uma wives.
>>534953351I see it
Is it just fans you get in career mode? I only started playing like halfway through the Kitasan banner.
>>53495342520% guts growth
Well I got McQueen fully uncapped.
What do I wanna spend my club points on next??
>another 1* spark in stamina in a 1000/600/600/x/x
Over 200 careers now and only four 3* sparks: three speed and one power.
I'm glad in uninstalling this shit after the CM since I have horrible luck and should just die anyways. Also did 160 rolls on the power card banner and got five off rate up SSRs. MLB'd a good amount of SRs but I'm just too retarded to have things line up so easily in careers anyways so I see no mega improvements. With a MLB Kitasan but no Sweet Creek I feel like I'm screwed anyways.
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Finally... a 3* spark...
>>534953594>Over 200 careers now and only four 3* sparksThat sounds... about what one should expect, right?
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Erm...
Is there an in-game or anime reason for dia-chan and kitasan having plushes of each other?
>>534953512>oguri grabbing creek's titshe will drain all the milk from her..owari da...
does the shop have anything worth saving for like Friend point, Club points, Cleat or clover that's on the JP server?
>free scout
>ryan
>free card
>R digitan
>>534953697>Is there an in-game or anime reason for dia-chan and kitasan having plushiesThey are women
> of each other?They are childhood friends
>>534953787god i wish i had friends
>>534953518It counts the small amount of fans you get from team trials too.
>>534953486Weโre set up to hit it next month for sure, but people are fickle beings so you never know.
Hope you guys hit it too bro, those people dropping your rank might be on the way out and you can start over next month
Us RyanCHADS are all gymbros. We can rip you in half with minimal effort. You might wanna twink twice before you fags start slandering /ourgirl/.
>>534953448>>534953157I honestly don't know why she's so low actually, I thought I picked her first fairly often but apparently not. Maybe I'll redo this after watching Road to the Top.
Not gonna apologize for anything else though.
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Left or right?
>>534953619just 2 more bro, oh and they better both be power too
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>>534953619>Anons complaining about 4 sparks in 200 runs meanwhile I got my first one now
>>534953642It's been 15 careers in a row with 1* sparks, most being guts and wit.
>>534953853You type like a retard so it's no surprise that you're friendless.
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f2p bros i dont think im gonna make it
>>534952969That's cool buddy, here's my advice for the upcoming CM
>>534953949why should i pretend to be something im not
What was Win Variation doing in Manchukuo from 1936-1945?
>>534953642if you finished every single one with 600/600/600/x/x you have a 3.6% chance to get any 3*. so for 200 it would be 7.2 expected value.
4 is probably not too far off to be called a lucklet but i am not running the numbers.
>>534953939The three speed ones are useless since I already reach 1000 speed without them. The only decent one is the power spark.
>>534952969what exactly do i need...? pvp is too complicated
>>534953556You could uncap the other welfare SSRs but they're not nearly as useful, there's not a ton you can do with club points otherwise at the moment.
>>534953697Idk anon? Did you watch the date episode of S2 where Kitasan confessed to Dia-chan?
>>534953906>mogs you in both beauty and strengthHeh, nothing personel
>>5349534631st
But I'd keep rerolling for 3LB SC.
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>at most going to be able to get two more 10 pulls from the googoo babies banner
I'm at 2LB on Creek so I can live with not getting another but missing out on some more SRs would kinda suck, especially since my Sweep is 3LB
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Posting here because club chat is terrible.
Skills tier list
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S7WzjgTuUKFbqidSaMGHWXVUpuY7Gat7D7ulnj_lo
IRL horses get penalized if they block other horses but in the game they're just allowed to barricade you for the entire race with no consequences
This isn't fair
What are you guys gonna field for CM? 2 Debuffers and an Ace?
>>534952220Biwa is better in every way.
>>534947327At least could've given us 1.5x rewards for trading shoes and some extra friend points in TT. It's hard to LB those cards.
>>534954054Getting her palms burned and always getting shot at first, apparently.
>>534942903oguri cap campaign once or twice or the arlington/newzealand
>>534954256NPC horses all deserve to be euthanized mid-race for being disruptive d e s u
when is the next tragic uma banner?
>>534954247this file doesn't exist
>>534954256blocking is a state of mind
Just leave it
>>534954241SR uncap items in 4 months lil bro
>>5349541163 Umas that can run Medium Length
at least 800+ stamina and a Gold Recovery skill to finish the race and enough speed to win
>>534954247>broken linkdefinitely a low wit moment.
>>534954256That is if they cut you off, if you get stuck behind shitters you either go around or push through.
>>534954272Throwing in 3 of my horses from long or medium teams for TT.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Kyh6tqrIUpQ
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>>534954247>>534954365>>534954427This time I'm sure.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S7WzjgTuUKFbqidSaMGHWXVUpuY7Gat7D7ulnj_loTQ/edit?tab=t.0
>>534954427His WIT is Maximal! You just don't understand!
Class 6 team trials better stay below 500k.
>>5349542722 debuffers (Grass and Natie), 1 ace (Teio)
>>534954543HACKING LINK
DO NOT CLICK
>>534954474JP players will build an uma nation next right? It's the next logical step after the island stuff
>>534954559Would be so hot if she was flat
>>534953891I don't think our Danchou wants us to be a super tryhard top 100 club desu, I doubt we will kick people, unless they are barely even playing at all.
I'm happy to chill in top 500 too honestly though I'll consider jumping ship if it looks like we will drop out of the top 500
>>534954660Stop being gay
>>534954652But there are no male uma. How would they breed?
Unless...
Will they introduce some sort of "skill based" instead of "time and money invested" tournament? Like having only 5 attempts to make a racer in a career and then compete, no grinding before that allowed with limited choice of parents?
Wait, we're getting daily free pulls for trainees too?
>>534940353Thank you for getting me to roll
Is this cleat bait or will she be good when they fix guts?
>>5349542723 aces, front-pace-end
>>534943632>>534948935Free player here.
I only rolled to get more horsies (I only rolled non-support once before) and got Dumb Falcon on the first try.
>>534954834>Just get lucky and roll a god-tier run with no mood downs bwoAn increased number of attempts allowed is a better expression of game knowledge ("skill") because it reduces variance
>>534954828Its more like a breakaway nation for trainer/uma couples to get away
>>534954934Your front and pace are gonna get raped by DOMINATORS bwo...
I wish ASS Wonder would pound me with her firm ASS
>>534940353It was not worth it. My Brian funds...
Anyone else getting tired of URA? I don't even feel like logging in.
Im gonna dominate Teio's umanko btw
>>534950689Uppity bitch refuses to be my friend.
>>534954565it couldn't break 490k last week with less people so you should be fine
>>534955115I'm gonna do it.
>>534951671google soundpost 4chan
>swiped for Taishin
>probably gonna swipe for Super Creek
>DEFINITELY going to swipe for wedding Air Groove
The month of August is going to bankrupt me.
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should I just save for cafe or do I pull one final time, you guys decide my fate on this one
>>534955302then quit
next scenario is Ura with some sprinkles on top
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>find a witmaxxing retard
>get easily 500000 points
thank you based retard
>>534954910Holy fuck congrats
>>534955146a well built front runner doesn't get hit by the nice natie ranged debuffs, also not having a front runner in the race risks a lot of chaos because then one of the pace chasers runs as a front runner and it tends to make them stronger
an oguri with maestro/gourmand and about 850 stamina has zero problems tanking stamina debuffs
>goldship
>triple double circles
>mood is great
>top candidate
>10th
NO MATTER
HOW MUCH POWER
SHE INCREASES
WHEN SHE'S BLOCKED
SHE IS BLOCKED
>>534955529How much you down? Thinking I might need to swipe for some of the upcoming uma.
>>534940353Nah, saving for Brian
Who is good to farm 3* Stamina? I can't win with 1100 stamina.
air groove don't be so...
Is there a incel, emo or goth Uma?
>>534955556no. i'll keep playing and complain about the game
>>534954710Personally thereโs no way I want the club to be more than S rank, and thatโs onky because we would have been there anyway if we werenโt down so many people at varios points so I get it. Sitting in 90th is way better in my mind than the exponential amount of effort it takes going to S+ and SS
wait a minute, they are just marathon runners lmao
I think someone got Haru pregnant
>Have maxxed all the SR gut cards
Please... Just give me some Sweep Tosho...
>>534953440This fat sweaty uma drains my dick until I'm too tired to exercise though..
>witmax
>lose all games
>540k
Globalbabbies are having trouble with TT?
Is there some special condition to raising medium from A to S I'm missing? Running nonstop with a total of 8* from my inherits and it hasn't triggered at all.
>>534955864That's a cow, dude.
Just found out that Smart Falcon is a local race bully...
is gourmand good enough for CM or do i need the credit card maestro
>>534955571>he needs wins to get 500kngmi
What the actual fuck that's my 3rd Grass Wonder SSR fuck this game, man.
>>534956007can't wait for guts rework so Daiwa is actually useful
>>534955997whoever designed bourbon is a genius
>>534956158you want both to survive debuffs or as a backup skill in case one doesn't procc because you're a witlet
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>Spend the entire career dating
>"I feel the same way about you"
>Final event gives "Hesitant End Closers" hint
I mean, it seems basically as clear as it gets right?
These two dorks just can't seem to say it directly?
>>534956158Welfare Spe has a non-zero chance of agemasen'ing Gourmand. Maestro on Creek is guaranteed as long as you get to the end of her event chain.
BoFA (innate) is good enough
do not believe in big maestro company
>>534956283This but Rice. +20% guts is a curse.
>>534956360>Neglecting your uma for a fellow trainerThat's so fucking hot
>>534956443>Welfare Spe has a non-zero chance of agemasen'ing Gourmand.Stupidest fucking mechanic in the game.
>>534946881698531659704
Play every day 2-4 careers
I just left my club though, I don't know how the cooldown works
>>534956482They'll buff bofa to activate mid-race anyway.
>>534956545>Play every day 2-4 careerslol
lmao even
this shit better be fucking good once the Guts rework happens
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>no. 1 fav
>>534955826Top 50 or better you're gonna be forced to have people spending carats on energy to do grind careers, defeats the point of getting 300 extra carats if you're spending 300 carats on energy. It really isn't worth it. Top 90 is pretty doable though I think if everybody pulls their weight.
Do I use the 1st or 2nd Gold Ship for CM?
I SQUANDERED ALL MY SEIUN FUNDS...
>>534956482bofa is fine its just more inconsistent than maestro
which of these is worth taking for cm golshi? I have 1k+ skill points
>>534956901neither, make a new one
>>534956545>2-4 careersDanchou isn't going to like this...
if you truly love your horse you will win CM with her
>>534956901right for sure
I keep getting mogged in public rooms by umas with max speed and Med S... If everyone's like this it's not looking good for us in finals bros...
>>534956972standard distance double
ramp up
homestrech haste
after-school stroll
outer port prof
>>534956545>vtuber post>(You)s some random guy>2-4 runs a day with what is likely to be bakushinBest I can offer is a rank 8000 club
>>534956972uma stan
ramp up
pressure
basically anything that synergizes with end closing + her ultimate
>>534956482Innate BoFA is 340 skill points and can activate as soon as the gates open. Swinging Maestro always comes with a discount + the hints you get on corner recovery from Kitasan and other cards.
no shot some peeps like Oguri Cap no cap? deadass most boring horse fr fr
>>534957025affinity increases your inspiration chance
>>534957186>CM golshi>pressurerope
I've done 300 careers but getting 5 supports in a single training still feels so good
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>no. 1 fav
>come 18th
>no. 18 fav
>come 1st
>>534956861It is good now if you are into debuffer parent memes.
>>534955975no, its just luck
>>534957186>the skill that only gives you speed if you get boxed>the skill that could put you out of ult range in the mid-race>the skill that only activates in fucking LONGSyou have to be less obvious than that anon
>>534957025What's your parents affinity rating? It only ever works for me with double circles
Is unrestrained on SS worth the whopping 360 skill points? Seems like it's only useful if you're gonna win anyway.
/uma/musume is gaslight game
>>534942623need more images like this
not specifically big umas, but it'd be nice
No, I will not fall for Uma Stan propaganda.
>>534957186>uma stan>>534957213>Innate BoFA is 340 skill points and can activate as soon as the gates open. Swinging Maestro always comes with a discount + the hints you get on corner recovery from Kitasan and other cards.Kitasan Negro gives straightaway recovery hints though?
>>534957337*fails*
Reminder that anything above 0% is guaranteed failure
>>534957337>300 careers>stillWell yeah, that's like 5-6 times it probably happened.
>>534956901Left if you're playing CMs at the same time as me right if you're not
fwiw I might as well take stan cuz I have 400 extra points even afterwards
>>534957136>>534957000>>534956765I just want a place that trades shoes every day
>>534957585Still more expensive because BoFA itself doesn't get a discount unless you get the orange bond Director event.
>>534957443122, so single circle... I guess that's it, but I can't get doubles without majorly sacrificing on stats or skills.
AHHHHHHH GIVE ME TAISHIN ALREADY
>>534957471its one of the better front gold skills
I wish my crewmates would stop fucking asking for red shoes
I rotate the shoes I ask for every day
>>534951948>he fell for the super creek is a meme meme
>>534957000I can't see the point in a club that makes you spend carats just to generate the energy to keep playing. NTA but I usually do 3-4 careers a day and 1.5 million fans off that. Any club asking for more than that would be a burden to me.
>>534956360>dating a HUMAN womandegenerate...
>>534958131Honestly I just looked for an active wah club, the people here saying their clubs have no quotas are LIARS.
>>534952415Just left a rando club so I'm on a 24h cooldown but I'm interested if theres still room
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>>534944032OF COURSE MY HORSE
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