Thread 538045053

Previous: >>538022072

>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm
9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race
9/21 - 10/4: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
JP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog

THE GOAT

>Belno loses her debut race
>cries and feel inadequate
>"shut the fuck up, Oguri's race is coming up. You slut.
Based Kitahara.

reject modernity, embrace mental illness

>>538045312
>doto not maxxed out
fake guts enjoyer
>>538045290
>makes billion upset and seethe in anger

>>538045312
SCENARIO LINK

finding good parents for curren chan is so dogshit bros
why is she like this

>>538045525
>Motherless Curren-chan

nishishi~

straightaway spurt gambling is terrible
it's even less consistent than S turf and long

>>538045312
Where's your Mambo?? Ines is a better borrow. I had terrible luck with Aoi but can attest to the pal card making things smoother (I borrowed Tazuna for a while).

>>538045446
money please

Why are umas like this?
I mean there are exceptions but they're like this 80% of the time

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>538045663
>hurr your golship milly bro?
Niggas act like it's a ton of money but that's <3 maxxed potentials

>>538045610
you called?
>>538045663
>being poor

>>538045312
>having to borrow mambo card instead of having your own at lvl 50
you aren't as insane as you claim yourself to be
My guts run are spe/mambo/urara/groove/grass and idk tazzy because I cba to find and follow a guts guy

>>538045616
The point of building your own Spurt~~ parent isn't to increase the odds of it sparking. It's so that you can do 20 runs a day instead of relying on borrows.

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

>no turf S
>only 1 URA procced
So close. But is left better than right?

>>538045653
>>538045751
>>538045804
my mambo still level 1 because i'm FUCKING POOR due to spending my monies on potential levels.

Quieres?

>>538045812
yeah I'm just gonna bow out whenever I meet a golshi with spurt
this shit isn't worth it

>>538045751
> <3
Go back to umacord!

SHOULD I TRY?
also this is a failed run. no spurt and both of the april sparks were the only medium spark from one parent

>>538045898
left

>Budget Nefarious Nature run
>Went so-so, not getting many red skill hints but made it to Arima Kinen
>Burn clocks and finish career
>>>Get my very first three star stat spark
Sure it's a Wit spark but I think I just blew all my luck for a good while

>>538045053 (OP)
post something cute

McQueen cucked me out of cooldown and Golshi's been lobotomised
Despite that, this is honestly the best I've managed to get

>>538045776
>oral sex sounds as shes sucking on his neck
wtf enterbrain she is his sister <3

>>538046213
>low res
>blurry as hell
>borderline AI with how weird it looks
>gooner trash
>cute

GONNU NI UUGIGU NALIMACIDA :DDDDD

>>538045525
What is she eating?

>>538046113
very cute an fu

>>538046056
>Senior year September
>750 speed
>480 power

The run is over bro
Doesn't really matter what you do anymore

What's the weakest card here?

>>538046312
You forgot
>iJew filename

>>538045653
actually found some idiot with an MLB ines, will give her a try. i'm bringing aoi just for the energy & skill points, but maybe the following run i'll just go all in on 6 guts

>>538046567
first

>>538046534
>white lightning

WHERE THE FUCK IS LONG S

>>538045675
Women in general are kinda obsessed with marriage

>>538046567
2nd

>>538046534
Okaa-san...

HESITATION IS DEFEAT

*rapes you*

WHY TODAY I FAILED 3 BORROWS RUNS ON THE URA FINALE? I USED 3 CLOCKS AND ALWAYS LOSE

>>538045675
>>538046723
but why?

>>538046567
1 (narita?) or 4 (sped week)
i'm so cooked if i guessed them right just based off numbers

>>538046695
I took it for my bricked run , sorry bro

>>538046832
game cucks you out of ura if you don't have 600+ power

>>538046847
I cropped them out specifically so I don't get regurgitated sloptuber slopinions.

>energy almost empty
>rest
>sleep deprived, +30
>still not safe for training
>rest
>well rested, +54

>first time playing Teio
>lost Maiden races THRICE
what the fuck

>>538046567
>>538046847
sorry, meant to type 2 for narita. misclick on 1 key

>charming before hopeful stakes
>double rainbows flowing like water
>2x gold inspiration, spurt and long S
>firm conditions, standard distance, kyoto racecourse
>entire senior year nothing beyond single rainbow training on speed
>mounting despair in tenno sho arima kinen stretch clicking wit training again and again while wit climbs above 500 and everyone still refuses to stand on speed training
>end career needing to exhaust every alarm clock to even win the URA finale because of such dogshit speed
i dont have it in me to send another

>>538046268
Does that even stand a chance at surviving?

>>538046836
cause they come preconfigured that way

awesome ill go fuck myself

>>538047019
standard distance is doing a lot

I'm killing Teio

>>538047047
explain women today

>>538046947
it's always this, retards keep complaining about failing ura with 1200 speed but sub 600 power
like come on, we're already past the first month no one should be making this mistake anymore

>>538047047
that doesnt explain anything

>>538045898
Cooldown being the 2nd gold is really really rough. Probably won't matter if she's on long in most races but I hate how inconsistent it is.

>>538046989
how
teio is one of these fan farming umas with how strong she is and how easy is her career

LOCK THE FUCK IN

>>538047384
exactly!

mambo

>get a pretty good spark inheritance
>get the most abysmal dogshit friend training RNG of all time
I'm sick of this shit ass game trolling me

>>538047497
what the fuck

>>538047603
>no s front
lmao

>>538046667
>>538046758
>>538046847
make up your mind retards

>>538046567
both 1 and 2 are pretty stinko. i think i would take 2 over 1 just for the slightly better training effectiveness but its whatever

>>538047658
that's why I said "pretty good" and not "perfect"

Where is Tact going

ENOUGH WITH THOSE INU MUSUME. THIS IS A HORS GAME

>>538047821
to MURDER a beat and its family

>>538046567
clearly 4 is the weakest

Okay, but do I actually need spurt on my end closer?

>>538047835
WHAT THE FUCK IS A ``HORS''???

>>538047273
>Economy continually gets worse and worse
>Working man + stay at home/odd jobs wife gets less and less viable without living in extreme poverty
>Continual automation means many jobs women would pick up a couple shifts for are done by machines
>Big push on "women can work just like men too!!!!"
>Women enter the "working mans" workplace and mentality shifts which is passed on to their children
>the female grind gains popularity since now women have to compete directly with men in the same job which inevitably builds hatred

How many wit cards can you stack before the stamina replenishment is redundant.

>>538047974
3 speed 3 wit bakushin is this

>>538047835
>horse
a WHAT!?

>>538047683
>>538047742
yea except we don't judge cards purely on stats because events and skills are part of the equation. if i had to pick between eishin (1st) or narita (2nd), i'd pick eishin

>>538047957
>These are between two equal stat umas
Not really, /uma/ just parrots anything they read but if you look at the sim, spurt is barely noticeable and can be supplemented by more power

fuck you mean, frustrating victory
you just won

>>538047974
6

shark musume

>>538047449
Oh, alright.

>>538048234
she's pent up

>>538048163
>spurt is barely noticeable and can be supplemented by more power
That's all I needed to hear. I don't have nearly enough free time for the hyper autism of white farming to that extent.

>>538048460
How do I help her release

>>538048234
well lose next time

>>538048469
just listen to jpgawd and do autistic groundwork farming, that's actually beneficial long term

What the fuck are you niggas doing to the shoes that get you so angry when people request them?

>>538048460
>gondor
THE BEACONS ARE LIT

is there a point of MLB cards and not leaving them at LB3, there seems to be minimal difference

Super hot bingo period RIGHT NOW

>>538048234
Some Umas careers just fall apart if you somehow manage to win the humiliation ritual races, like with Air Groove, she gets mad she didn't got to beat Suzukas ass hard enough

>>538048693
Varies wildly depending on the card.

>>538048567
passionate handholding with Despacito playing in the background

I will do my duty and continue to request medium shoes in the club.

>>538048818
Uma Musume E...

>>538048546
I want to roll for her but I don't know if I can stay strong for 2 more weeks.

>log in
>request dirt shoes
>post morning sticker
>log off
heh what a day

>>538048818
Man I want to give her children

>Teio blows up her legs
>Trainer encourages her to keep running at the Kikkuka Sho
what the fuck

>fall for the 3 speed 3 power meme
>end up with less speed and the same power than just doing 4 speed 2 stam
congrats guys you got me good

10 pairs of dirt shoes kudasai

>>538048712
>bingo period
wat

it's all coming together

>>538048715
Yeah, it's funny how weak the alternate dialogue is
>I won.. but it's a hollow victory..

>>538048974
I have almost a thousand dirt shoes, but I still request dirt shoes because it annoys my club

>>538048969
did you pick power cards with bonus speed

>>538048985
Sexy spe

Wrestling with uma musume E!

Mayanyo......

Is no stopping me worth taking on Mayano?

>>538049089
that's not a thing. they all either give bonus stam or bonus power (or nothing)

>>538046983
Bad Falcon…BAD!!

What a fumble.

>>538049343
oops i mean the other way aorund

ooma moosoomay

My sister would like to see Silver Sonic be added to Umamusume because of his accomplishment of getting 2nd place without a jockey, so I have a question. Do any of the already existing horse girls have an accomplishment like that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED3uWRn4j5Q

SSR mcqueen card is so fucking useless

Tl bros?

>>538049467
Did you know in oomah moosoomay-

>>538049089
THERE ARE NONE
ALL POWER CARDS ARE FUCKING. SHIT!!

Touch your uma’s ears

Yet another S speed S stamina S long goldship with full build that is "not enough" post, man, training for gemini must be hell for you, your horse only has 80% of winning finals instead of 95%, that has to be something that wouldn't let me sleep at night if I were you, but good luck, just another spurt white and you will do it, I believe in you

>>538049618
Of course, it's an important part of foreplay.

39997010
Let's have fun! cm2

>>538049618
90% chance you instantly die from the kick

>>538049748
/uma/ is humblebrag thread

>>538049748
how bad are your umas

>>538049834
what were you doing there kitasan?

>>538049824
If the remaining 10% result in sex, it's definitely worth it.

Oh wow a 7 power spark horse to add to my 7 spark stamina one. Surely one day i'll get a 3 star..

This game makes me mad sometimes

>>538049618
What if they have ear condoms on

>>538049834
I’m more concerned that they have classic year uma racewear as one of their cosplay options…

hmmmm I have full energy buy I also wanna play Silksong. I think I'm just gonna waste some energy, Danchou won't mind.

>>538049948
I'm not playing goldship or narita
THAT bad

this is all I can care to muster

>>538050167
oof....

>>538049565
>S: Late, late, late. She's late! Being late to your first date is simply unbelievable!
>V: It's still 2hrs before meet up time, of course I won't be there yet. You're just too early. Isn't it just a shopping trip?

Just found out that infirmary
>Only cures one condition at a time;
or
>Rolls individually for each condition

>>538049785
Did neither of you guys proc spurt? This was my first CM2 room win lol

>>538046631
>>538049031
update

>senior october
>still no maestro event
HNNNNNGH

>>538050386
Tazuna is going to cum when she sees your uma at finals

>>538046113
Sorry, my brain is fueled by COOL, so I only have COOL things to share.

https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/6334878/post/9704081
>Artist is hiding the porn on their paid discord
Fuuuarrkkk bwos I need the full version

>>538049785 results

86944863 next room

>>538050319
your golshi simply wanted to win more than mine, I procced spurt but I think mine procced only one recovery or got blocked by debuffers

>>538050386
EJACULATION

REQ SHOES YOU FUCKING FAGGGGGGGGGGGGS

>>538049618
Clean your uma’s ears

61104874
cm2

Air Groove please

Surely nothing goes wrong here

>>538050638
>won
>only 6 skills
wtf

>>538050386
fantastic

>>538050841
AIEEEEEEEEE

>>538050868
You now realise how much of this game is RNG

>finally got a 9* stam uma of my own
it's finally over...

Just watched a 600 stamina pace chaser almost win a Gemini room. Are we sure we aren't being gaslit?

Fuck off, King Halo!

>blocked front runner
>blocked pacer
>blocked in late
Bruh

>>538050971
>have less skills
>less vulnerable to rng

This is the best golshi i got so far...rng is wearing me down slowly bur surely

>>538051289
need 1 more gold recovery if not 1200 stam

>>538051142
Sex with Winning’s tickets.

>>538051142
You can try your own 600 stamina pace chaser and find out

>>538051289
>4 recovery skills
>vision skill
>sub-800 speed

>>538050638 results

48995324 new room and if my goldshit doesn't win this one im quitting this cm

An important part of bonding with your uma.

what deck are you guys running for Mayano? 4spd/2stam doesnt feel like its gonna work out if my goal is to get her as an end closer for gemini

You should agree with Seiun Sky... NOW

>>538051415
not everyone is a whale, no need to put him down for his best effort

>>538050967
oara

>>538051146
>All sub events should surely have the same % chance of happening
>This fucking event always happens instead of +15 stats/homestretch
>Manhattan's inferior +5 stam +15 skill points event always happens instead of her +10 energy + 5 stamina
>Sweep's charming event almost never happens
The only strong event I always get consistently is Biko's +30 energy one when I borrow her.

>>538050386
this game is going to turn me into the joker

>>538051518
I'm not a whale either and I hit 1050-1050

>>538051479
Who is that eye patched gray cutie?

>>538051574
wtf are you doing bro...

Okay, the rice shower subplot was definitely better in the anime but just like the game, bourbon comes out of nowhere
the fuck is up with that
give her some leverage ffs

>Golshi in Big Trouble?!
>Golshi in Big Trouble?!
>Golshi in Big Trouble?!
>Golshi in Big Trouble?!
>Golshi in Big Trouble?!

yeah, fuck you i'm gonna kill you from running then glue you.

>>538051612
Queen Berry. Anime exclusive original-character-do-not-steal that is meant to represent a horse they didn't have the rights to.

>>538051479
It really does feel good

>>538051642
Having fun clearly

Fucking Cyjews accelerate faster I want to roll for NTR, Doto and Ayabe already you fuckers!!! I need them to complete my home screen with TM Opera O

>>538051424 results

>>538051612
Queen Berry from Special Week's debut race in the anime.

>>538050762
Maybe I have a chance after all

*bricks you*

>>538051817
she stole something else too

It has been a full week and I still have not made any progress towards making viable parents for Seiun Sky. I fear I shall have to make a Haru debuffer instead of another Ace for Gemini.

>>538051916
>1000 stam won
I'm nyooooticing
>>538051957
Mejiro Domination

>>538051916
>>538051957
lengths?

>>538052060
it also lost 3 others

>>538051424
My Tickezo almost god podium, nice

>>538051484
this is my best one so far but unfortunately she is retarded and no spurt
still can't decide if 4/2 is better or no

Teio really needs 4 blue golds to survive the race without dying...

>>538051479
Is this a sign that my bond with my Uma is increasing?

you copy?

>>538051642
i am completely burnt out from 5 days of parent/ace farming with 0 to show for it, so will now just attempt something hitherto unheard of by /uma/:
having fun

>>538052254
ice cream coffee

>>538049618
>>538050326
playing with the ears is literally the best part of any kemono type character

>>538052097
lengths for >>538051957 were 1st - 1L - 1 1/2 L - 3L - 3L - 2L - 7L - 4L - Neck

>>538052272
honestly I tried that too
quite fun on a speed growth uma. If you get lucky you can still bank in like 1k speed

>>538052272
that's the most cardinal sin of all on /uma/. you should definitely keep an eye out for any fat retards trying to kill you for this infraction

Literally why the FUCKING FUCK did CyNIGGERS decide to make CM2 a fucking 3200 LONG RACE instead of a sprint or mile? What the FUCK were they thinking?

What does maximum mean?

My job as King Halo's trainer is to make sure she doesn't kill herself.

Manhattan Cafe makes me uncomfortable

I can win this

>>538052582
"worst case" and "best case"

>>538052495
Panic spend for the necessary cards to win it

>>538052434
>do run
>goes perfectly to mid way through
>all three golden recoveries, S long
>zero rainbows summer 2
>end up with 3 goldens, S long and 950/900 speed stam
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>>538052582
out of 500 races, 2.12 lengths was the most uma 2 won by

>>538052582
minimum here means all uma 1 skills proc and no uma 2 skills proc
maximum is the opposite

>>538052495
It would have made sense with JP's timeline since you had a month to grind, unfortunately we have no such luxury on this death march timeline.

>>538046567
Revealing

>uwaah, le burnout, literally can't play
Dude then just don't, why you force it. Besides, you beat the game by paying more, not playing.

The target is in my sights

>>538048712
explode

How to Bakushin ?

thank you chronogenesis dev for continuing to add features so people can easily decide to leave clubs of leechers at the end of the month

>>538052678
>>538052734
>>538052740
naruhodo, so if I want to RNGmax I go with Uma 2?

>>538052609
>Early mediums when training a sprinter.
My job is to make sure I don't kill myself.

>>538052882
post the chart

Amberjack McQueen

>>538052495
Forcing people to learn the value of stamina.

Post 'em

>no spurt
I'm about to hurt myself

I have 7k carrots do I still roll for Seiun Sky?

>>538052928
Me and my wife

>>538052882
uh no, you should go based on the mean, and go with uma 1

Would you do hopeful stakes still
God

PLEASE GOLSHI JUST TRAIN BETTER I BEG YOU

>>538052875
it's fucking over for dying clubs

Yesterday this shitter deck could barely clear URA.
Today it goes undefeated twice and produces my highest rated Groovy.
The inconsistency in the RNG is what frustrates me the most. It is completely impossible to pinpoint what you're doing wrong to fix it. It feels impossible ot progress because on any given day the same deck/legacies/strategies will perform completely differently.

>>538052495
>why
to bully special creeklets LMAO

>>538052976
no, you save for maru
if you don't get maru you glue your whole account

>find Teio insufferable
>finish her career for the first time
>finds her tolerable, cute even
what the fuck

>>538052882
Mean is the most reliable when using a large dataset where variables aren't too volatile. If the mean average says uma 1, take uma 1.

>>538052973
>339 wit
don't worry, you probably weren't proccing it anyway
>>538053061
>gatekept
retard

>>538052976
just get lucky bro

>>538053061
>Gatekept
Don't do that, it actively makes her worse because it's harder to move up late race when she wants to spurt

>>538053061
>gatekept
The gaslight that keeps on giving

Digitan LOVE

>>538053075
>2 cards with empty friendship gauge
you're playing with fire anon

>>538053264
>>538053343
huh? the youtuber I watch told me to take it every time since you dodge debuffs

>>538053426
YEAH FOR TAURUS CUP YOU FUCKING MORON

>>538052742
>death march timeline
It really is just that. There's no breathing room, no time to improve my TT umas, no feeling of relief you'd get from knowing that the next CM is a month away. Parent grinding. Use all 3 borrows. Ace grinding. CM in 2 weeks. The horror. The horror.

>>538053070
its over for faggots who think logging in once a day makes it look like they're still active while doing virtually no fan gain at all, yes
way too easy for them to trick clueless lazy danchodes

>>538053426
>Listening to fraudtubers
The only content creator worth listening to is the witler
And there are no debuffs to dodge for Gemini because Mystifying Murmur isn't a thing

Fried rice

Doto would never accuse me in publi-

special fraud

>>538053426
>youtuber
Here is your gemini cup guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Vd3QKTZ-o

>>538052495
Teio would say this

umamusume is a fun game

The best Mejiro

>>538053410
who is this character supposed to be in japanese racing lore?

mejiro goober

>>538053426
you a victim, bro

the stupid fucking roulette is going to give me carpal tunnel

it never ends...

;_;

>>538053806
Nice Nature (Japanese: ナイスネイチャ, April 16, 1988 – May 30, 2023) was a Japanese thoroughbred racehorse. From his debut in 1990 to his retirement in 1996, Nice Nature had a record of 41 starts and 7 wins, including 4 major wins. With a long GI racing career and often placing third, Nice Nature gained popularity as the "Bronze Collector". Nice Nature consecutively placed third in the 1991, 1992, and 1993 Arima Kinen. Before his death, Nice Nature was the oldest living stallion to have a JRA major win.

>>538052928
>monopolizing trainer’s emotions
Why are Umas like that?

>>538053514
And you are not getting even a carat as compensation for all the pulls lost in the accelerated time, so you have to bust your ass with severely limited resources.

>>538053960
Natie lived quite long. 35 years is pretty good!

>>538053960
shut up

>>538053781
There are at least 3 Mejiros that are better than her. But I still love them all.

>>538052272
I'm at that stage too, most I'm doing is a daily McQueen run to try to luck into a stamina spark

>accidentally deleted my first A+ uma veteran
FUCK, CYGODS PLEASE

>>538053392
That's the best I got for stamina cards. I was still tapped from KB to roll on Creek so I'm stuck with this for a long time.

>>538053914
I'm not looking forward to this...

>>538054156
based retard

>>538054147
i look like this
t. >>538053426

Best inherited skills for cm3? besides seiun's

sex with the Sakuras

>>538054156
I favorite anything that is even slightly usable for using/sparks

When does your club ranking change? The one I am in got 5 new members but it still has the same rank

>>538053949
danchou should kick the guy that didn't login for 3 days

>>538053654
>>538053893
Doto Rape

is this a rest or would you do it? halp

>>538054297
she was favorited, I saw shit sparks and automatically unfavorited + glued her, I didn't even realize until after I left the screen

>>538053426
People don't appreciate enough the effort youtube grifters are putting into making CMs easier to beat for everyone above 80 IQ.

Teio propaganda will continue until morale improves

>>538053914
Do they ever update with a multi spin function?

Hey Im from /v/, someone was recommending a club from /vg/ in one of the threads there. I was just gonna suggest instead of looking on /v/ for members, you could always try REDDIT.

Rudolf!

>>538054421
No, it's just making me dislike her.

why do people do this? is it really necessary? do they really have to work her to the brink of death for this inhumane strategy to work?

>/v/
sorry im not underage

Fine Booty

>>538054519
and yet you post sharty, false flags, slop and frogs
hmmmmm curious!

>>538054523
I am now a professor of curvature

>>538054516
holy based

>SSS tier god luck run predictably starts to flatline senior year
>second inspiration
>gold activation
>all blue sparks
>no spurt no S
>i'm allowed to just not care how things go from here on

June bee wa?

>>538054430
They added the pity for the first roulette but didn't give you guys the multi spins for some reason

>>538054516
gaslighting to make you lose an ace for no reason

why is silence suzuka so niggertard coded?

12 children

Mistah sea bee?

>>538054840
Small indie company, please understand.

even on my best runs I get 10k event points, 13k at most
am I doing something wrong? no way i'll get to 700k in a week

I respect her a lot.

>irl daiwa scarlet was built like a shit brickhouse(still has shit legs, thanks tachyon)
>pretty comparable to irl gentildonna's build
Are we really sure Scarlet doesn't have broly gorilla strength and she's not hiding it?

maybe I switch and prep for open league

>Taishin run
>Long S
>got Fast Learner
>late senior year, right after summer camp
>3 rainbow Speed, Manhattan Cafe, and Etsuko
>31% failure rate
>she failed it
>lose practice perfect double circle
>rest next turn, sleep deprived, night owl, mood goes to Normal
I'm so tired bro. She ended the run with 980 Speed and 1020 Stamina. If she had passed that one triple rainbow and just not gotten sleep deprived, I would have been finished with this miserable Gemini Cup grind. She would have been 1100/1100.

>>538054523
more

>>538054519
Well someone running a club here apparently is, because they were trying to poach our guys for some reason. Are you all short on members or something? We have six active clubs so we’d prefer to keep it in house, nobody really wants to go here. Just letting you guys know our top club is hot on your ass. We’re hovering around the 400s right now and climbing. Just letting you guys know, it’s about to be curtains for clubs. When your whale clubs all fall apart, we might take some of you in if you ask nicely.

i forgot if there was an album with all the global (translated) club stickers
was there one that was datamined before launch?

I'm not gonna roll Seuin
I'm gonna spend 22€ on 10 extra rolls just not to get her
I'm gonna drop the game

Hows your CM goin?

>>538055063
Does it matter? She WILL get her umapyoi with her trainer

>>538054831
TURAININGU WA OKAY DEEEEESU!!

>>538055138
Taishin needs 1200 Stam because sleeping lion isn’t reliable

>>538055203
How the actual fuck do you people do this?

>>538055203
not as good as this toreina's apparently

>Second Ace Mayano can't win either as front or end in CM rooms
>Can't get Spurt or Long S on either aces
>reusing debuffer Nature from taurus with 300+ SP wasted on murmur

Do I go for the front debuff Haru Urara and bet it all on a single Golshi ace for gemini?

wwyd?

im ngmi bros which one (none of them got long s)

Please don't use Umapyoi as euphemism for sex

>>538055267
She had Maestro and Cooldown and a Straightaway Recovery discounted to 100 SP. I don't touch touch Standing By / Sleeping Lion unless it's by only choice.

Who tf is this Dan Chode fella? Does he get paid????

>>538055203
Just don't get matched up with this Brian it's that easy. You aren't unlucky and actually lose the one and only race that matters in the entire CM?

Do recovery skills during URA factor in the +400 stats?

>>538055406
Pull a blanket over her

>>538055307
by lying

>>538055307
the last 5 levels of every card are a huge power spike

>>538055307
With a credit card

>>538054932
Her anime season will be about her and Toreina-san's post-racing married life raising 12+ kids.

>>538055176
>We’re hovering around the 400s right now and climbing
kek

>>538055058
Could you give me some pointers on training?

>>538055589
I think you should eat your vegetables.

Any skills expert willing to help a noob who finally got a sorta-decent run?
Intended for Gemini, Golshi with 1200/1000/620/390/360
Already bought Rudolph's and Taishin's unique, along with Swinging and Go-Home - no Cooldown.

>1000 sta, 2 gold and low Wit won't even finish the race most of the time, Anon
I guess, but I will have to gamble on that Golshi 'cause the others were much worse and I still need to build the rest of the team.

709 SP budget:
>Professor of Curvature 270
>Homestretch Haste 136
>Uma Stan 144
>Slipstream 128
>Pressure 128
>Lone Wolf 42

>Straightway Recovery 93
>Standing By 162
>Passing Pro 96
>Levelheaded 144
>Iron Will 272

>The Coast Is Clear! 187
>Intense Gaze 108

My guess would be to go full speed with Slip/Lone/Pressure/Homestretch/Curvature (which is exactly in-budget).
But I wonder if anything in recovery would actually help, afaik Iron Will is super garbage, and the rest won't compensate for one of the gold recovery not firing, the could tank one debuff each at best.
If anyone tested a similar situation in Rooms, or is just a CM/TT/PvP/whatever god, help would be appreciated.

>>538055176
I thought /v/ threads were getting smited by the powerjannies

HOPE

>>538055307
Good sparks + MLB SSRs far-outstripping MLB SRs in terms of stats
Even the Dia SSR is a good stat stick despite
>Iron Will
And MakQueen's doesn't get that much better at MLB so he kept her at 3LB

>>538046113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYIOyYtWZzA

>>538055406
Put a blanket over her and kiss her forehead

>>538055406
Wonder who the fuck would buy such a tiny fucking couch what the fuck

this time for sure

>>538055424
you're winning finals with any of these
just go with the highest wit one for consistency

>>538055658
its all shit anon

>>538055723
Yeah Dia is one of the strongest stamina sticks in the game right now she is really underrated for this specific situation where serious stamina training is required

>>538055652
You're just good at making excuses.

Estelle LOVE!

>>538055810
It's a normal size...

>>538055658
At 1000 stamina 400 guts even 2 white recoveries won't save your ass if one of the golds fails.
Go for the velocity skills to have a more consistent runs that manage to activate both recoveries.

>>538055873
lold GASLIGHTER FUCK OFF

Can we date Riko in the game?

>>538055813
shit game

>>538055718
DAI KICHI

I CANT
I CANT SAVE
ROLL
I NEED TO
I NEED TO ROLL

>/uma/ slowed down
>only paypigs are left posting here
what the fuck went wrong? how did they fumble this harder than priconne global?

>>538055991
the numbers are out there if you choose to pursue them
Or do I need to say "IRON WILL IS LE BAD BY THE WAY" with giant asterisks every time I tlak about the card?

>>538051574
... how does it fare in TT?

>>538055893
。。。

>>538056061
save your carats better

I'm so tired of seeing Taishit's face. Every time she shows up it's just another mood down event. This bitch should just kill herself already.

>everyone is grinding for their aces
>I'm still stuck at grinding sparks and parents even before CM1

>>538056061
>accelerate ze schedule
>but not ze gibs

>>538056202
>t. Umamusume A

>>538056109
what?

>>538055658
uma stan, curvature, slipstream, and straightaway recovery cause that should give about 80 stam worth of health here

>>538056061
Gibs dried up faster than a bat out of hell
The damage hoyo games have done to the market are irreparable
Even if people are tired of those games, it's hard to go back to a game where pity systems aren't nearly so forgiving.

>>538055931
No it isn't Natie is 5'2 she does not take up that much space on a normal size couch

>>538055550
too based for cyjews

>>538046078
>>Went so-so, not getting many red skill hints
Is there any deck/trick/etc for that shit?
Being trying to make a debuff Agnes that doesn't suck completely ass at running but every fucking time I end up with less than a quarter of the red skills I wanted.

>>538050753
source??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? por favor???

>>538055406
https://youtu.be/UaUa_0qPPgc?si=S9IEpKDDJ8Q8gNEU

>>538055406
untie her hair and remove her ear gloves

>>538056094
entirely predictable considering i'm going up against 175k walletlord teams

>>538050753
Spe doesn't look like shes enjoying it

>>538056579
>175k is walletlord
have you considered being good at the game?

Whenever I see Scarlet, I can't help shake the thought that she looks like a dragon girl.

>>538056548
>remove her ear gloves
Disgusting

>>538055406
>erect nipples
I put a blanket on her, she's cold.

>>538055718
LUCKY

Holy shit I fucking hate Narita Taishin, I have to keep dealing with her retarded attitude problem because apparently she's my best long horse but I really want to fucking glue her

>>538056510
I don’t remember where I got it. It’s a comic where Creek sees them doing that and asks to clean Oguri’s ears and can’t do it cause her tits are too big.

CREEK AND KITA
WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME

>>538046113
Pocket uma

>>538056510
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94796646

>4/2
>speed facility at lvl4
>stam facility at lvl2
>oh fuck i have too much speed
>start clicking single rainbow stams
>run goes to shit

>>538056276
I'd rather have functioning characters with grindable dupes for low star characters than whatever the fuck hoyo did to the gacha template
>half the character's function is locked in a weapon which is also in a gacha
Fuck off?

Almond Milk

>>538056648
Her eyes, frame, and thick twintails certainly inspire the comparison.

>>538056697
Shit taste.

>>538056742
you'll be fine against non debuffers, that's about 1300 stam

>>538056647
i check umas and consistently see they all have MLB kitasan and MLB creek, with friend slot borrowing some other SSR MLB. you're right tho, skill issue

if umas are so strong then how was spicaman able to handle mackie's cleats so easily? even she got surprised at how hevey they were

>>538056885
For 4/2, focus entirely on stamina; if you see one or two stam rainbows go for it. Try to get to ura max range as much as possible then focus on speed ideally. Or just alternate when one or the other is high enough

can anyone recommend me a video or vod where someone trains their uma properly?

I want to learn how to manage energy/rest and I feel like Im doing something wrong

>>538056663
It's important that when sleeping the ears are well oxygenated, so sleeping with headphones or earmuffs is not good for your health

>>538056972
/uma/ is funny, MLB Kita and Creek is acceptable, but as soon as you throw something like 3LB Tazuna in there it sends them into a tardrage.

88973550, bring 3 umas!!

planning legacies takes me back to highschool days where I theorycrafted a calm mind + air cutter swoobat to counter my friend's mega venusaur, I feel like that's what I'm doing but for CMs

if all those girls do is running, how come they don't have a big butt?

>>538057136
>MLB Kita and Creek is acceptable
Oink oink.

>>538056885
hodl teiobro, doing the same run atm
it takes me til late classic year just to orange everyone
trust the plan after that

>>538057002
McFatass is a pampered princess so she's unusually weak

>>538056813
if you lose you will wear diapers all day

>>538057002
she was just surprised at the weight she didnt have problems carrying it

>>538057096
https://www.youtube.com/@kamihorse1147/videos
I watched one of this guy's video at 2x and I learned some things. He has a video of him winning Taurus so he ain't a fraud either.

>>538057185
>no taishin
4th lobby in a row, might cut the urara

>>538051538
>>Sweep's charming event almost never happens
I get it a lot.
During Senior year.

Chibi cute

>>538057002
Why didn't she break Golshit's back?

13737914 testing

So, who here is ready for CM?

>>538057286
What if I win

Headpatting my future wife!

>>538057504
I've joined enough rooms to see that sometimes you just lose to people with A Long and that you stat gap by 200 in multiple stats. I'm mentally done with CM2 and with the prep, if my team loses so be it.

>>538057557
she will act like a normal umamusume for the rest of the day

im tired boss just give me the long spark...

MY FIRST 3 STAR BLUE AND IT'S THIS I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU

>>538057742
SMORT

>>538057682
>farming long spark on cappu
bwo why would you do that to yourself?

>>538057673
Hmmm sounds boring
I will embrace my defeat and let her pick up her desired brand of diapers

>>538057642
It's funny how their tails give them away

>>538056945
>gets hurt because of her own retardation (failed a 10% btw)
>tell her to rest
>AAAAAHHH SHUT UP SHUT UP

I wish I never rolled this fucking cunt she could have been ANYONE else, her retarded fucking attitude should have her ending up with a ruined career good only for the fucking whorehouse

>>538057742
Umamusume is a wit game

>>538057742
uma musume is wit game

>>538057878
but anon, you are supposed to be a proper toreina...

>>538057867
i mean long S bro.. i still dont have a team..

>>538058028
>>538058039
the witcord.....

Your uma for the night.

>3 borrows
>3 long S procs
>2 straightaway spurt procs
>0 good stats
welp that's it for the day. maybe a parent run or two i guess.

>>538058119
AHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UUUPPPP!!! I AM GOING TO ROLL FOR HER!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCKING RETARD!!! I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH YOUR FUCKING SHIT VIDEOOOOOO

>>538056742
I got one of those and i doubt she can do shit in A finals.

She’s so pretty

>>538058119
This is a horrible gaslight, the hors itself is still winning CMs on jp

Bwos, I really don't think I can do better than this...

so this is the power... of the world...

>>538056579
>Gutsmaxing (and likely overcapped the stat)
>Mile
kek

>>538058119
nyo

>>538057504
Every motherfucker in these lobbies is a whale or reroller
Shit's rough out here for the honest dolphin

>>538057742
9* wit is viable for sprint/mile. Stamina goals are easy to reach that you don't need 18* stam.

>>538058210
If it can get to the finish line then it's good enough

What even is this

>>538058119
videos like this gaslight poorfags that then turn around and need their decisions validated here by constantly talking about how they are skipping one of the most meta inherits and want a pat on the head for it.

>>538058146
Idk man, don't think almond can beat still

>>538058146
That’s two umas

>>538056262
Isn't Uma Stan super hard to proc?
And Straightaway generally wasted in the early race?

>>538058298
glue

>>538058250
>9* wit is viable for sprint/mile.
Nah, you want 9* power + wit cards. I can reach SS speed/power/wit this way even with a trash deck.

>>538057185
Fawk good race, definitely cutting urara for a non-meme debuffer, and rolling for a better raisu

>>538058298
Hopeful

AHHHH FUCK I WAS SO CLOSE

> For the next CM gust is pretty much as good as stamina (or better) until around ~500
> None of the guts cards are any good
Urara is the closest as a stat stick that gives energy, but I still don't have it maxed

>>538058351
>he doesn’t like mentally healthy girls with a good relationship with their parents

>>538058053
What happens behind closed doors with Creek is the one place where I don't have to be a proper toreina

10 rolls is all i need for seiun sky

>>538058540
Your Mambo?

>>538058372
everybody will be running end closers, so uma stan is more likely to proc
straightaway recovery is a white recovery so it's less likely to waste easy race. If we were talking about the gold version then I would agree with you

>>538058298
HOLD MY GUTS

>>538058714
I rerolled to get kitasan and don't have event cards.

>>538058706
>10 rolls
What, to 5* her? It only takes 1 roll to scout her bwo.

What do levels of the unique skill even do???

>>538058527
I don't think it's worth it to keep trying for 3* blue/3* Spurt anymore though. At least not now, maybe after Gemini.

Might as well start working on Golshi's parent. Which will have to be McQueen since I don't have a 3* Ryan.

FUCK I cannot stop staring at Tazuna's hips

>>538058678
Keep it professional Trainer-san

after testing, frenzied end closers makes you lose more

>>538058941
But the Kitasan banner was up the whole event? You rerolled for a whole month?

>start watching season 3
>Literally the first scene is Kita jobbing to Duramante
Why is Kita such a fraud?

>>538058678
b-but think about her fans anon...

>>538058953
allegedly a +2% improvement over lv1
higher score gain for TT
allows you to flex on the poor

>>538058915
I'm done with these parent grinding and CM and stuff
This shit is just not fun and I'll just farm fans and enjoy the horses, I do not have the guts to carry on

>people paid hundreds of dollars on a dying game
enjoy your sunk cost you fucking morons when they EOS this piece of shit

>>538058119
I'm gonna do my paid rolls and if she doesn't show up I'll just kill myself

>>538058962
Why arent you running like her like a dog?

>>538059120
>>>/gbfg/

>>538058907
Paizuri with Dantsu's sweaty boobs

>>538059052
>"If I lose again I'll quit racing forever"
s3 was ass bro

>>538058953
+2% for recovery ults
+1% 1st level and then +3% subsequent levels for normal ults

seiun's fluffy clown ass race outfit is so ugly no cap
i'll get the ballroom version

>>538059102
Your trainer's guts seems to be lacking, so why don't you focus on training that?

>>538059120
>anon wrote hundreds of posts on a dying game's general

How retarded would it be to reuse my Taurus Cup NN for Gemini? I don't feel like grinding anymore

>>538058907
>>538059220
What's up with this horse?

so everyone will be running 2x end + debuff/pace
that means at least 6 end positions
what team do you build to fuck this up?

>>538054061
the most ironic thing is that she almost got the title of 3rd oldest horse that lived too, but she died with some months remaining i think, so she's the 4rd

>>538059102
>farm fans
Danchou, suck this man's cock.

>>538059313
Perfectly reasonable

>>538059313
That's fine, you got all the essentials

>>538059017
I have a very good front facing persona, no need to worry about that.
>>538059091
What they don't know what hurt them.

>>538059052
I don't know, what I know is that her friend Dia is pure sex

>>538059372
Rocket daiwa and oguri fronts

I think Super Creek is cringe.
Can I have a different wife?

>>538059372
Front/Daiwa with all the mid accel skills, then 2x double debuff (double stam eater + flus/hes/sub end)

>>538059513
You could always be stalked by Dream Journey

>>538059513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8844NJgho

>>538059513
wow....

she is still somehow too fast and holds 1st place until mid race...

>>538059513
Maruzensky is available and in her prime

>>538059513
I've got just the uma for you!

So what kind of trainer are you?
0. Normal adult Trainer
1. Shota Trainer
2. Ojisan/DILF Trainer
3. Women Trainer
4. Loli trainer
5. T-Shaped Head Trainer (T-Shaped penis)
6. Grandpa Trainer
7. Furry
8. Animal Trainer (like the penguin trainer)
9. Futa Trainer
Dubs or better. Breeder Ojisan Trainer

>>538059341
She's that one down-to-earth chick surrounded by a bunch of hot-blooded idiots, schizos, and other eccentric people

>>538059220
Dantsu love, she's like a poor Dia

>>538058714
Hmm, I could, but not sure if it fits my deck.

>>538059764
rollan 4 or dubs

>>538059662
OK now I get why Taishin is such a dick

>>538059764
I'm pretty sure this is a bannable offense bro.

there are many emperors, but there's only one ace

>>538058219
>smug retard

>>538059513
You can have mine. She keeps complaining my tiny penis can't satisfy her, so as long as you have a huge dick and make her happy, then it's cool with me. The only thing is, you have to let me watch and cum on her face when I'm all done Which only takes about 30 seconds so I won't be in your way for long.

Is it worth it to do 1 10 pull for Umas that I like and hoping I get lucky

>>538059764
shota trainer
mayano trainee

>>538059764
Let’s go gambling
>>538059939
Bro I’m at work don’t make me sad like this

>>538059984
Yes

>>538059984
no