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Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
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Teio!

>>534260015
but can she win a second time, with arguably worse stats?

We rolling for Smart Falcon?

mambo mambo!

Two dorks.

Bros...

Digitan LOVE

>>534265483
I must save. I will hope intelligent birb spooks me later

Always pick Lone Wolf.

>>534265507
we know that's a repost retard

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Js0h30jfYXs
NTR BIG forehead

>>534265507
Nice, just a few more and you can get Ryan to 3*.

>>534265569
I'm picking it. But on my debuffer

>>534265507
what the FUCK

>>534265465

>>534265505
gimme the bro on the left

>>534265507
stealing someone screenshot is bad

finally a ura win

>>534265507
Go fuck yourself.

>>534265569
You only need it on 1 TT uma per distance, and you should put it on NN in CM.

>>534265596
>>534265695
proofs??????

Fucking goofy having two 9* power parents

>>534265750
congrats bwo

>>534265483
What are they doing?

>>534265764
god i wish horses were real

>tamamo calls you and super creek a married couple, the fans agree
>super creek says her valentines chocolates are romantic
>in her good ending you go to the hot springs with her and she even tries to get you to bathe with her
why is she so cock hungry for trainer

>>534265781
I don't have proof because I don't autistically save other people's pulls but I've seen it in a previous thread.

I think NTR is kind of unattractive. She’s just so plain

>>534265764
can you imagine how fucking terrible it would be if she sat on your face after a long training session? So sweaty and smelly, yuck

>>534265828
Toreina-san, shortly

>>534265781
>>534200006

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>534265781
>>534265924
just put it in arch b4k

>>534265779
>not putting it on your ace and hoping for casual retards who don't have it once

Your gambling spirit is weak.

>>534265483
erm....what kind of training is this

>>534265962
umas are also canonically as heavy as their horse counterparts, so you would probably die

>>534265638
Rude. It's not really that big.

Super Creek's inverted nipples...

>>534266053
ugly forehead

>>534265975
Wow you hacked 4chan Ill tell moot

Gorushi event is on reset, not 7 hours later, right?

Can anyone share the Gemini cup document

>>534265884
Because the Trainer proven himself to be her ideal man despite many setbacks and struggles over the course of the career.
It's only natural she'd fall for him hard

>>534265440
Incase you missed it.

>>534266104
rude

>>534265806
Fuck off she needed more power
She's over 600 already
Damn your lies, green woman

surface or distance spark better?

Please post something that is untranslated

13250303
CM room match, come test your umas

>826 stam
Who's gonna tell him?

>>534265638
>>534265850
>>534265950
>>534266053
>>534266094
>>534266239
Sex

>>534266209
Thanks man, guess I really need to start using Tazuna huh

Almond Milk

Gentildonna force sex on me

>>534265505
mayano is CUTE!

>>534266270
Typeset and TL this please.

>>534266443
Mayano Top Cun

>>534266265
It just means you got blocked for a long period in the spurt. Power can help with that but sometimes there's just no opening and you die.

>>534266361
I really like her for right now. She frees up a lot of turns since you never need to rest or do early recreation

HOLY FUCK Silence Suzuka, you didn't need to go THIS hard!!!

Goldship mind break Gentildonna

>>534266331
Quote the whale directly you coward.

who tf like manhattan cafe

>>534266521
holy gigachad

>>534266265
Invest in navigation skills they lessen the chances of your hors being dumb and getting blocked. But as a wise person once said if you're brocked you are brocked.

Does nobody else notice the fucking condor on El Condor Pasa whenever she wins 1st place

>>534266638
The umamusume fanbase.

>>534266638
the same people that like tachyon, modern beta cuck males

>>534266723
>condor

WHAT
THE
FUCK

What are the top /uma/ clubs? The only one I know about is umaoooo because they are in the top 100. Did all the other clubs give up on top 100?

>>534266723
erm that's not a condor

>>534266747
Those """people""" are naturefags though

>>534266723
I don't see it. Maybe circle it in the pic?

>>534266638
tumblr

Gorushi week in how many hours?

>>534266638
>He doesn't know about cafe sex posting

Fucking finally got a 3 spark that's not speed.

>>534266842
5 minutes

>>534266723
Isn't that a hawk? or a falcon? Condors are ugly as shit

>>534266723
Condor? What condor?

>>534266638
male trainers

>>534266602
Goldship mind break Gentildonna pt 2

>>534266842
two more weeks

For Nice Nature, I can just put in 2 stamina, 2 speed, 2 wit to complete here career?

>>534266723
mambo

>>534266842
7 hours

>>534266747
I'm fucking tired of every fanbase having THAT ONE CHARACTER you can't like
>nyooo you can't like X in Fire Emblem/Touhou/Fate/etc that's cwoinge!
SHUT THE FUCK UP you retarded sissy bitch, in the attempt of going against the flow to avoid being a sheepl, you become the faggiest sheeple imaginable.

>>534266638
bro these sites are literally all trannies shitting out hundreds of low quality images every day. It should be obvious by the fact that Tachyon is in first place on the list. If anything this list is the worst umas

>>534266842
It's always Golshi week, peasant.

50536360
last one
oguri hasn't procced red shift+shooting together and it worries me

>>534266723
Umm actually its name is matikanetannhauser

You guys are all horny tonight

Cool off

>>534266723
it's a hawk, it's illegal to own a condor as a pet

>>534266638
Me

>>534267103
>please post more horny shit
okay

how the fuck do you get SS stam and speed? pls help i want TT horses that actually win...

>>534266842
564 hours

>>534267103
Horse cunt

Is Creek the paizuri queen? Surely she’s the best at it.

>>534267103
Make me

Would you go with her?

>>534265750
congrats newqt

>>534267180
mlb decks

>>534267284
>upscaled traaaaaaaaash thats also cropped to shit

>>534266969
that's what I did to farm her fan club title, you'll still need to train power or she'll get stuck in the last races

>>534266880
Damn, that's good. I have the power spark curse instead. 5 power 3*s, and 1 speed.

>>534267103
That's the thing: I'm always horny.

Finally had a decent run with her

>>534267103
>Some people are horny for Umas
>Yet they don't like AI
How do they survive? It gets hard to capitalize in your horniness without content.

>>534267284
TRUST!

>>534267086
ggs thanks for coming

>534267471
>How do they survive without slop
By not being a nigger https://exhentai.org/tag/character:transcend

>>534267103
Sorry chief, that's a negatory.

>>534267410
Kitasan Black shilicks to this.

Do we know what the Uma age of consent laws are? Do they even exist?

>>534267471
there's enough good stuff, and only more stuff is gonna come out

>>534267612
no she doesn't

I got my friend to start playing this game and now he's whaling hard.
I don't like seeing him have everything at MLB while I'm over here with nothing great at MLB and he can shit out good racers without even trying.
Thanks for listening, I'll get over it eventually.

>>534266723
that's mambo

>>534267471
lucid dreaming
it works for me

>>534267018
hard agree. The whole point of a huge cast of characters is that you get to pick your favorite. Mine is Suzuka, but Super Creek....holy shit does she make me feel things I didn't expect.

I can’t stop thinking about tittyfucking Creek and her sucking my cum out of my balls like my cock was a straw

>>534267424
whats the blue spark inherits?
what cards did you bring?
what cards do you have?

>>534267410
need to yank down those shorts and get a face full

>>534267564
half the galery you just posted is AI slop tbqhfam

>>534266723
where

>>534267662
Does your friend have lotsamoney or did you ruin his life?

>>534267103
it's not my fault, I just finished Super Creek and now I want a mommy to fuck. I did NOT choose to feel this way

>>534267738
I only got a 3 spark in long here are my cards

>>534267471
God bless Hahakigi.

Mambo

Any Narita Taishin kicking dummies in this general?
Finally got her the hot springs ticket scene and it made me love her even more

>>534267471
nigga use your own imagination

>>534267858
I don't like that I can spell her name unassisted. Feels like I've lost something important.

>>534267768
Wouldn't know, zoomer, I filter AI trash by default because I have standards.
https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/
https://exhentai.org/tag/artist:hahakigi

>>534267790
Nah he whales in every gacha game I'm sure he can easily afford it. I wouldn't be feeling envy if he was poor, probably guilty instead.

>>534267424
2 stam/2 spd/2wit cards strat? Nice. I think I might try her out soon

Sex with Maruzensky’s worn out granny pussy

Which of these Golshis should I use for Long Team Trials? I'm a little bit upset I didn't get Stamina Eater on the new one.

>>534267868
I'm like a dug addict every 150 I get I immediately jump to the banner screen to roll.
>50 rolls so far
>Didn't get Taishin, actually didn't get any 3 stars so far
Shit is dire.

Mid handjob from Oguri or midnblowing sex with Belno but Oguri gets sad?

>>534267836
I'm hella impressed you almost made it to 700 wit with only one wit card. goddamn.
What parent sparks did you use? stamina/power?

>>534267957
Right.

>>534267957
Left.

>>534267928
>heh I don't need AI because I have THIS
>THIS being full of AI slop
>actually I filter it, gottem
I accept your concession
u no sigma
u no aura
u no skibidi

I ran out of toughness potions

>>534268119
>>534268145

>>534268102
Can I opt out of having a sexual relationship with my Trainees?

>>534267957
Center.

I'm hoarding carets for rolls (only at 2.4k right now), but if the umas I want are Special Week and Maruzensky, what's the best way of getting them? Are all umas available on all banners?

>>534268104
Honestly i wasn’t picking by sparks just whatever the best speed/stam/power was the best. I kind of winged it but i wish i screen shot it.

do we have an estimate on how many carats we'll get monthly, im only buying the monthlys and im scared its not gonna be enough, saving for a spark for manhattan cafe and planning on buying the selector for narita taishin

>>534267868
Just fucking proc charming off the costume event before summer 1 once you dumb cooze.

>This >>534263693 can't get through the final
>Pic related meanwhile with 826 675 595 383 596 can easy peasy
This game

>>534268209
No, if you refuse both they both become furious and distant and Oguri ultimately starts losing her races until you make a choice.

>>534267849
That doujin where Cafe gets mad at Tachyon for constantly stinking up the room because she and the trainer keep fucking like rabbits was peak.

Grubbros...

is there a way to see a log of the races you've done throughout your career? trying to determine if i need to do a couple longs for the ura finales but i don't remember how many i've done

>>534268297
I guess Oguri feels the least immoral.

>>534268169
I'm about to run out of alarm clocks
how will I finish Mayano runs now goddamnit

>>534267868
>get raped
>likes it
whats wrong with trainer-san?

>>534268359
menu
career info or whatever the button is called it should be below save and exit.

>>534268391
It's not rape if he cums.

>>534268451
ah, thank you anon

>>534268391
Fuck, don't make me roll for her

Reminder that rape is not good. Don't rape poor, defenseless, weak, cute, soft... human men.

>>534268102
I'll be doing it with Belno.
Gomen Oguri.

I went ahead and cashed in 100 rolls on this rate up since this game is just very unfun without LB3 and MaxLB SRs. Managed to MLB my Taychon and Cafe while getting Flash and Sunday to LB3. Got Tamamo Cross and LB1 Nadesko sadly as my SSRs, but I'm overall satisfied with my SR pulls I got and feel blessed to have gotten the good SR amounts I did.

golshi week later today, hyped for it. gonna be nice seeing people react to a truly generous gacha for a change.

>whoa a fellow /uma/dacchi
>
bwos...

Some people talked about some once time only event where you could pull whoever you wanted or some shit? when is that coming, if it happens on global at all?

>>534267103
No

>>534268642
Cant wait. Gonna stack carrots for the creek banner.

>>534268682
There's a few I think the first is half anni (probably 4 months in for us)

>>534268756
yeah it's timed perfectly for the kita rerollers to also get a spark on creek.

>>534268529
Teio...

>>534267836
things to consider:
>her debuff skills prime her as a medium late surger. manhattan cafe's only debuff, stamina eater, is GREAT, but it's longs only. scrap it.
>3 stam cards is too much to be ending with 600. just inherit full stamina and don't worry about anything else, unless you can find some parents to provide symboli, ryan, and taiki uniques
>try 3 speed 2 wit 1 stam. find a lv 50 super creek on honse.moe to maximize that borrow, though it's not a huge difference
>for one of those wit cards consider symboli rudolf (R). she comes with 4 stamina drain skills + tether and has a wombo combo of initial friendship and special priority and extra energy restore on wit friendship. She's actually cracked for a debuff build.

stam inherits + creek is usually enough to end at 700 barely trying. leaves you more turns to stall wits and more chances at multifriendships on speed.

>>534268682
Can I kiss lady Donna’s titties?

twin turbo's insane appearance leaves so many questions. Did she dye her hair? How the fuck does she have air vents in her ears, are those fake? Are those contacts? Why does she have sharp teeth

>>534268682
There's a banner that let's you spark for any uma but you could also just spark on your target uma's banner.

>>534268682
>artist signature
>can't read cursive
man...

>>534266747
Unless there's something in her career or story episodes, Cafe's nowhere as forceful and willful as Tachyon so I don't see how they'd attract the same audience.
Other than like 'they're roomies so I like them'

>>534267471
AI is soulless and doesn't understand the spirit and effort that goes into projecting your horny thoughts into paper.

>>534268682
it depends on acceleration but it's coming roughly around 2026 February. don't buy into any blatant doomposting that pretends we might not get it, those same people move the goalposts and pretend we won't get anything good but we have gotten literally every single thing JP has gotten. they were trying to say we wouldn't get golshi week mere hours before it was officially announced in the thread.

i swear to god my friend's lb3 kita goes to speed way more than this random guy's mlb. is this the power of friendship

How would Bourbon react to having her boob squeezed?

>>534268593
I cashed in 70 after sparking Kitasan and got her to MLB. Even got 3* SRs though I’m out of support points

Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet if you’re not a whale

Soon, my wife will be very strong. Bakushin needs to give up some 3* sparks.
Also tummy

>>534268642
>didn't know about friendpoints being exchangable for Golshi shards during the week
>barely have any saved and barely get any coming in
On a scale from 0 to 10, how bricked am I.

>>534268756
I gave up and just did >>534268593 since creek seems like I just want a MLB one and have a couple friend people already with it. I would say "I'll just get spooked by it later", but I did get two SSRs and none were spook creek....

>>534268880
Point is that I have Brian to roll for very soon, so I was curious if I have to worry about some other insane bullshit anytime soon.
>>534268923
>Can't read cursive
Lol?
>>534268958
>it's coming roughly around 2026 February
All I wanted to know, thank you! I don't care for doomfags, just wanted to know for reasons above is all.

>>534268923
looks like @hanafuda011b

>>534268923
Are zoomers not even taught cursive anymore? How would you even do your signature of you can't write cursive.

>>534268879
She's the soul of a thoroughbred racehorse isekai'd into a parallel world where teenage girls can run at 40 miles per hour, it's pretty self-explanatory.

>>534268923
@hanafuda0116 on twitter
you're welcome dentbro

>>534268923
bwo come on...

Why does the URA finale spark matter at all?

>>534266638
she has a very strikingly standout, 'cool' design which alone is plenty enough to get people to draw her
add on that she's roomies with/has lots of interactions with tachyon, who is another high profile and popular character, and it's not that complicated

>>534268980
they're shards for a 2*, practically irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. every jp player has excess of every single 2*s shards just sitting there gathering dust because they upgraded them all to 5* long ago.

>>534268980
Bust out your MLB Kitasan or Super Creek on your borrow slot for those friend points bwo
You do have one, right?

How do clubs measure the amount of fans, do you have to be in the club to win fans for the club or can you farm them, join a club and it will count upwards for it?

>>534269041
oh wait i'm extra dumb why would it be 011b. probably 0116
>>534269074
yep its a 6 rip me.

cygames would never take gems from us and put us into the negatives... right bwos?

>>534266521
BASED
BASED
BASED

B
A
S
E
D

There's a reason she's my favorite hors

>>534269098
>why does a chance at up to +60 speed and +60 stamina twice per run matter
it's impossible to guess why

>>534268865
For sure ill keep that noted, thanks mate.

Taiki would be so great if she never opened her mouth

>>534269108
>practically irrelevant in the grand scheme of things
It's important because golshi is the f2p equalizer in taurus cup and getting her actual unique is fairly important

>>534269232
Thank you for telling me what it does.

>>534269193
Konami is the king of grifting, nobody in the gacha industry can match them

>>534268974
I just did my first run with her, total smooth sailing all the way to the ura finals victory
Not a single bad condition, just a couple of sleep deprived and a practice perfect after the single failure of the run

>>534269041
>>534269074
thanks bros
>>534269039
>>534269043
>>534269095
I'm actually 33 years old and speak 4 languages, raised in a nordic country but I just never learned cursive

>>534269261
wallahi you will get a taste of my shoe

>>534269135
>LB3 Kitasan, perma freeloading off of a borrowed MLB Creek

>>534269098
It's a significant statup 4free if you spark up. It doesn't make or break a parent, it's just nice to have.

>>534268970
You mean limit break 3 SRs? And yeah, I'm burnout barely making it to 800 stam or power on some runs so is get burnt out. Thankful that this game doesn't have limited banners so, besides the pity lose of losing 100 pity points, it won't be super terrible. Now that I have the good SR Speed and Stam cards at LB or LB3, along with Tyachon and Sunday, I feel I can make good progress now and not get as burnt out.

>>534265226
>>534264814
So to simplify the plan:
>Create two grandparents with good white sparks
>Use those two grandparents to farm for the first 3 star blue spark parent
>Use the same two grandparents to create the second 3 star blue spark parent
>Finally, use both 3 star blue sparks to create the 9 star spark Uma ace

>>534269193
>>534269309
Did the win their lawsuit against Uma yet?
How many copies of Delta do they need to sell to destroy Uma in the courtroom?

>>534269261
This but Grass Wonder, Rice Shower and Teio.

Fellow globalbab here. I feel like I've squandered my resources and gimped my progress. Is there a point in re-rolling the account now after the end of Kitasan Black banner?

What's the ideal wit requirement for CM? Is 300 just fine?

Taiki's taikis are insane, not so much for their great size, but for the perfect round shape

>>534269193
cygames isn't konami, they'll gladly toss out 80 pulls on a minor event like golshi week. if they messed up and gave extra pulls, as long as it wasn't a literal exploit like tricking the game into thinking you paid when you didn't, they'd just leave it be and probably grant extra gems to anyone that didn't benefit to make everyone better off.

>>534269261
You'd be so great if you never woke up again.

>>534269342
What the FUCK do you mean you never learnt it? I learnt that shit in 1st or 2nd class.

How was your day /uma/
>Had 2 crappy TM Opera O runs with bad sparks, one run didnt even complete his career goals
>Work was a shithole, found out the teammate I've been training for 2 months is quitting in a couple weeks
>Asked out a girl I met today and got rejected
I'm going to a strip club with my homie tomorrow so it should be better

>>534269432
>I feel like I've squandered my resources and gimped my progress.
This is normal, the game is hellish early

>>534269416
no
despite what ace attorney may tell you, lawsuits normally take years

Is it worth bringing MLB super creek as the support if youre just trying to hit 1200 stam to spark farm and don't care about maestro? This bitch never comes to stam training

>>534269432
bro its a gacha game, in due time youll have gems for the super creek banner and kitasan rerun, and they give kitasan out when they release the battle pass, dont stress it just enjoy the game umigga

>>534269335
surprisingly I can read this
>>534269504
I can read some, but sometimes its just a scribble, like the first 3 letters in the artist signature

>>534269432
you can still reroll for Kitasan now
she is already in the pool
are you strong enough to reroll for card with no rateup tho?

>>534269407
No more like this

Although in an idea world 6 would actually be the grandparent for the target, but it takes a lot longer because then you're aiming to 3* 6 and this is just for Nice Nature who doesn't need ace stat levels.

>>534269432
We're about to get a huge influx of resources starting in about 12 hours, just hold out.

>>534269135
I have a lvl 30 kitasan, and no Creek. I am, so to speak, totally and utterly fucked

>>534269407
NOOOOOO THAT IS MY FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE CHART

>>534269421
How is Grass annoying?

>>534269510
do make sure to do a ten pull while at the strip club

>>534268923
Why are you black?

>>534269273
you get her shards from the quests too, and you're either sitting on a bunch of statues or will get fresh statues because the event comes with daily uma pulls. in the short term you can use statues if you want, in the grand scheme it's a very little difference.
the ult power is different for sure but it's not going to change every loss into a win and golshi is capable of wins without it. even if it cost you the final run the difference in rewards is also not that massive in the grand scheme even if it will hurt in the moment. bricking your account is like cleating an irreplaceable card like haru urara guts, not something like getting a handful less R cards.

>>534269693
Weaboo that is trying hard to be nihonese, and the voice depicts it perfectly.

>>534269593
>but sometimes its just a scribble
Some people just write like shit, that's just something one has to deal with. Still tho, I'm 32(soon 33), and I learnt that shit in 1st or 2nd class, plus I'm a eurofag. How you didn't learn that shit as a Nordic is beyond me... better not be a swedcuck

Why are the Ura final sparks important to get for the grandparents specifically? I thought the idea was to get blue sparks on all of them

>>534269043
>>534269504
Within the past 20 years or so a lot of curriculums have started phasing out cursive because cursive is almost exclusively used for signatures and decoration and nothing more.
It's kind of cringe but I see the logic behind it, personally.

shuttle has a gun, shower has a knife, who else has weapons

Agnes Tachyon would be better if she was super clumsy and said "chyon" at the end of every sentence

>>534269785
Good is good
More is more good

>>534269432
Tell us what you did so we can either tell you it's fine or laugh at you, depending. At any rate, Creek banner is a good time to reroll and you can just borrow Kitasan.

>>534269456
CM is basically a lottery. it's impossible to say, if you queue into 2 casuals you get a free win and if you queue into a whale then you lose.

>>534268980
Why did you buy Urara now? Did you think she'd disappear from the store?

>>534269817
she would be better if she was super clumsy and slipped off a cliff and died

>A rank, nearly A+
>1* wit spark
I can't tell whether this run was meme dogshit or godly

>>534269261
filtered by my wife VA

>>534269785
URA Finale sparks give a lot of stats when inherited.

Also white sparks on parents/grandparents increase the chance to get it.

>>534269896
Did she scream "chyon" while she was falling?

>>534265348 (OP)
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>>534269796
Sunday is smuggling some fucking cannons

>>534269792
I get the logic behind it, but it's one of those many small and big things that got removed from schools, resulting in overall dumber children in the long run. It's really basic shit that you absolutely should be able to do, at least on a basic fucking level, otherwise you're literally skill blocked from certain jobs, increasing the skill ceiling to a retarded degree because of the lack of basic shit.

>when your first 3 speed spark is this abomination

idk how to feel about this

>>534268646
Much like wild Umas were once hunted and brought back to civilization for mass-sacrificial, mind-blowing ahegao domestication, wild Trainers are frequently poached by /uma/ clubs and domesticated with a barrage of Haru and Teio stickers.

And shoes.

>>534269785
when you're in a competition, the competitors that got +60 speed and stam, potentially up to 6 times, will have an advantage over those that did not.

>>534269957
Maybe

>>534269421
You will be killed by a naginata

guys...first 9* is not your ace
That's just left side of your family tree

>>534269992
??? this is quite good

Guess the spark.

>>534269991
Which jobs would block you just because you can't read cursive? I do agree though you need to be able to read that shit especially if you're in a job that deals with older people.

>>534270065
they're either humble bragging or retarded

>>534269992
Other than turf it's pretty good though

>>534269969
lethal paizuri

>>534270113
Gourmand *3

>>534270113
1* Guts

>>534270113
Wits

>>534270113
Speed 2 faggot

>>534270113
3* power

>>534270113
2 stam

>>534269796
Gentildonna has her guns

>>534270113
Stamina 2*

>>534270113
3* stamina, 3* Medium and 3* URA Finals Oguri Peak

>>534270113
1* wit
2* guts
1* turf

>goldship
>300 power before debut
>get boxed

>>534269702
It's frowned upon to take your phone out at the strip club but I'll see what I can do
>>534270113
Enjoy your 1* guts

>>534268974
i want the VA to speak english at length

Programming Bourbon to clean my ears every night

>>534269939
Your wife is legally retarded..

>10 White sparks
>1* Blue
Owari fucking da

>>534269105
I honestly expected her to be an insufferable gloomy edgelord when I first saw her design, but I was pleasantly surprised by how wrong I was.

>>534269043
i turn 30 in a few weeks and i'm autistic so i got to skip cursive writing

>>534270276
Power doesn't really prevent you from getting boxed. The game teaches you wrong as a joke.

>>534270127
Top of my head I can mostly come up with fairly advanced shit where you have to read old documents and such, but my own retardation can't be an argument for banishing it from schools. It's like having to teach basic math to young adults before they can study IT related content or something like that, it's insanely stupid.
>especially if you're in a job that deals with older people.
So. Fucking. Many jobs that deal with shit like that, and it's even worse if you're in a country that is behind on the digitalization curve, so a lot of hand written stuff is still being used. So gov shit in short.

>>534270160
>>534270169
>>534270198
>>534270201
>>534270228
>>534270231
>>534270250
>>534270260
>>534270301

Programming Bourbon to punch herself on command

>>534270276
>player
>gives enough power to avoid being boxed
>doesn't give wit, the 1 stat that isn't hyperboosted by career

>>534270302
Dober. Damn. What a woman. What a goddess. The most beautiful Mejiro. Just an absolute sight to behold.

>>534270334
just hold on to it for 2 years until tachyon event

>>534270407
she have 150 wit for a debut race

>>534270401
That would be mean

>>534269510
i played uma and had 4 beers tonight
i need to draw tomorrow since i skipped today

>>534270370
power is the stat that determines if your horse can get unboxed once they notice they are boxed, and it gets better at this in the future when they boost horizontal movement speed based on power.
wit is the skill for your horse noticing they are boxed at all.
you need both to successfully get unboxed. too little power and your smart horse will not be capable of moving forward past the other one. too little wit and your strong horse won't start making a plan to move around the other one until it's too late.

Programming Bourbon to punch Seiun Sky on command

>>534265750
>started after kitasan black

>>534270276
>he believes her lies

>>534270381
I dunno, eventually if everyone stops learning cursive the requirements for it won't matter as much. Of all of the problems kids are gonna have, I don't think that one is gonna be a big deal.

>>534269849
>Tell us what you did so we can either tell you it's fine or laugh at you, depending.
Well, I kept pulling umas instead of cards. Then, due to shortage of cards, I upgraded them all in order to have something to use in the career.
Now I have several 3* runners, but neither monies nor support points to upgrade them, combined with a deck of shit support cards.

>>534269992
homestretch haste 3* is pretty good though

>>534267957
Simulator says that left wins on average.

1*gutsbros we eating well tonight

>>534270637
If Miura was still alive, would he appreciate the umas like he did im@s?

>>534270594
As someone who also rolled for umas instead of cards and also dumped resources into an MLB tannhauser, I can assure you you're not bricked
The game is not a race (unironic), in like a month of doing your dailies and getting freebies and otherwise you'll have recouped your resources and will have things to spend again

>>534270717
My bets are on Suzuka being her waifu

>>534270708
Oof

>>534270626
he said long TT bwo...

>>534270801
I looked at the other lengths too. It all says left wins on average.

>>534270585
There is plenty of things you can remove from a modern first world school system, cursive ain't fucking it lmao.
>First I hear about teacher doing a LOT of shady political bullshit for years on end
>Then I hear about some nutjobs telling their young students that math isn't an exact science but about feelings
>Not this
Yes, obviously there is bigger problems, but again, it's one of those many things that add to the pile of non-sense.
Remove some needlessly advanced shit instead or something, shit they won't be needing in everyday life anyway, while adding something useful like how to do your fucking taxes.

>>534270708
we will be KINGS in 2 years when guts reworks and tachyon event happens

who you guys gonna run for the cm (aside from nice nature)
i was thinking tachyon and oguri but i don't really want two pace chasers

>>534268391
shes....not actually umawife right? I thought she was a bitch.

>>534270753
Alright. Gotta grind those dailies, I suppose.

>>534270397
It's over.

>>534270861
What happened to her

I went to watch some JP content notably the final chapter, which is just Speacial Weak winning the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe. The level of Special wank seems to be insane. It was cinema though. I wonder when the Japanese will actually win this race and how Umamusume the game will change if it did

>>534271016
My dick, naturally. She talked too much gyaru/zoomer gibberish for my taste, so I made her shut up.

>single pull on curren banner
>get suzuka
>run her career, doing fine, get to 1k speed by senior october, just need 2 or 3 good speed trainings with 3 units or a rainbow
>everyone literally stacks on wit and power the entire time
>not a single day where there was a single unit in speed by that point
what the fuck man

>>534270928
when guts rework comes you sure as hell don't spark it, you run guts cards and start sparking stamina so you can put more training on guts instead. 4 guts 2 split between stam/wit/pal is common.

Any body knows how green legacy and sub legacy transfer? Do 1*, 2* or 3* matter or is just for better hints?

>>534271070
The Spe victory against the French is the Japan Cup, not the Arc, which is what happened in real history.
The actual final chapter race was Spe's retirement Arima Kinen, which saw her slaughtered by the our favorite authentic Japanese uma.

>>534271070
So they went back to S1s bullshit? GREAT! https://youtu.be/RcsjrHh_SHs?t=4

>>534270594
>spent all you carats on umas
Might not be horrible if you have enough new account carats coming in to spark the SC banner, but I'm guessing you didn't reroll, so you might be better off doing that anyway
>wasted all your gold and SP
Doesn't matter at all. If you know what five cards you actually want to max, you only set yourself back maybe a couple days of grinding.

Is there anything your account has going for it (3* waifu)? If not, I'd just reroll without any guilt.

>>534270962
Yeah, I promise that even if it seems rough now it'll get better before long
We're about to get an injection of over 1 mil money + a ton of carats and free rolls, you'll be getting back in the saddle before you know it. Just keep at it, do those dailies, do your career runs, and in the next couple weeks you'll be back at full form
I was honestly feeling the pain for a while because I felt like I was hitting the limits of what I could do without whaling on a support banner, but I'm already nearly back up to a spark and Creek is coming up. We're all gonna make it

I don't know shit but I am copying the people on this thread regarding their horse builds. Is this good enough for nice?

>>534270861
>while adding something useful like how to do your fucking taxes
I'm so glad I took some home economics and technical drawing as electives.

Not because I worked in that field but because holy shit knowing how to handle a budget is a skill in demand.

be honest, how many times have you stolen her ura victory with a clock?

>>534271420
2

>>534271420
She almost never wins even if I lose so probably once or twice

>>534271420
Twice I guess.
Probably more but I don't really like to skip races but had to skip a few because of time constraints this week.

>>534271420
I lost count.

>complete Spe chain in the first 6 days
>hydrate
>its an el condor pasa career
I didn't borrow a friend's horse, should I just resign now? Not even at make debut, but I acould always get swinging maestro still

>>534271420
Most of the time when I lose it's not to her, so probably not that many.

>>534271420
Usually when my Uma loses she does even worse than them.
There's probably been a few times where she wins but I don't remember them at all.

>>534271392
Right!? It's one of my biggest bullshit issues with modern school, they focus on the wrong fucking things, seemingly everywhere. Hell, since we're talking about removing cursive since it's not needed anymore... How about adding some sort of IT class, that teaches kid how to handle modern tech, not get scammed(or groomed) to shit and the like? So many fun and actually enjoyable things one could do, but nah fuck that noise.
Enough ranting. Thanks for indulging by bullshit! Umasumi.

>>534271485
what a crybaby

>>534271420
I had a threesome with her and Aoi and use an alarm clock every day to relive it

>>534270929
i plan to run the anime lesbian duo at the bare minimum, though i don't think i'm going to get better runs than these until creek drops and i roll to improve my support deck
not that i'm tryharding anyway, i'm just gonna make an attempt, enter some of my favorites, and what i get is what i get, might do mean nature for the 3rd slot but i'm undecided
gotta join some CM rooms later and see how hard i get annihilated

>>534271420
ive lost more clock pre URA
its either tenno sho spring or one of the senior spring races that kill me out of nowhere

>>534271369
it can work, but she definitely won't be winning any races herself. 600 stam and no recoveries she will halt in her tracks at the late marker, but before she stops she'll have drained the enemy of like 4% stam along the way.

>>534271485
From youtube comment
>Fun fact: Uma Winning Ticket having such drastic and frequent mood swings is related to how IRL Ticket was considered a horse with really emotional temper: if someone yelled at him he would get easily scared (indipendently by the real reason behind that yell) and if someone scolded him he would recognize that emotion, crawl to a corner and be sulky or even cry; because of this the farm made the rule of "always praising Ticket". At the same time he was known to be an extremely friendly horse who hated fighting (he was called "a pacifist"), especially to visitors, dashing towards them in excitement whenever he would have the occasion.
That sounds really cute.

>>534271420
>Happy Meek finally wins the URA
Congratulations Happy Meek, Congratulations...however...
Honestly I barely see her make the top three. I've only had her win once when I was still new.

>>534271243
It was a remake of S1. Spe without all the Suzuka glazing is an entirely different character

>>534270929
Mayano (late) Tachyon and either front daiwa or late rudolf
if i get a good goldship parent during the event i'll try end mayano instead

So Gold Ship is definitely the best choice for CM right? She dodges the Evil Nature debuffs and accelerates like crazy even with just the Mejiro Ryan skill.

how many rice shower cards do i want from club points? or rather do i need to save my points for other stuff?

>>534271369
>>534271716
Some arrogant anon said the other day she needs 800 stamina to proc all of her debuffs, I asked around 3 JP veteran streamers and all of them said no

>>534271606
Public school is primarily meant to teach compliance. The fact most of the subjects taught in school are pointless is by design.

>>534270929
My cards are pretty shit rn so I'm planning on double debuff grass wonder nice nature with ace golshi.
I'm so sash poor though that I can't even afford pot5 nature so I might just run two aces instead

>>534271787
Taishin has a better ult but no one should roll for boys anyway

>>534271624
It's ok because she's cute.
I'm going to use her card a lot mostly because it's a strength card with upgraded HH, strength cards are in such a dire place right now.

>>534271606
Not entirely related to your rant but I do find it hilarious how tech illiterate zoomies are. Considering the advancements technology has made through the years. Technological literacy was the last thing I expected to take a step back.

>>534271741
Love learning about the weird quirks of the uma's RL counterpart

>>534271741
>the farm made the rule of "always praising Ticket
I want to work in that place

>>534271606
I feel like schools thought that since kids were growing up with tech, that kind of skill wouldn't be needed to be taught. Truth be told, I don't know how true that is, but anecdotally I've heard that the streamlined OSs make it unnecessary to learn anything so kids don't know shit about computers.

>>534271716
I don't expect her to win. I plan to win using mcqueen

>>534271420
Not enough

>>534271741
>dashing towards them in excitement whenever he would have the occasion
Do we have any video of this?

>>534271741
if it didn't have a cute anime girl counterpart, people would be memeing it as a basedboy

Is there a way to tell what your projected club ranking for next month will be?

bwos...
how am I supposed to debuff Golshi if they're behind Neicha/Grass most of the time

>>534271846
I've seen people saying Golshi is better than Taishin for this CM but I haven't heard an actual explanation behind that.

>>534271846
My one gripe with Taishin is that her 20% is at guts making it much harder to max her stamina out.

>>534271741
i hate how the more i learn about the horses the more i end up liking them and being even more invested into this silly game

>>534272034
Just turn your head 360

>>534272049
Now post her fat ass

>>534271784
>i'll try end mayano instead
She really does everything.

>>534272074
Winning Paizuri

>>534272049
Fatass

>>534272034
By placing nice as end closer

>>534271773
>Spe without all the Suzuka glazing
I thought that was the idea for her game versions writing in general? So what, the event is essentially S1, but less annoying? Sounds good.
>>534271824
>most of the subjects taught in school are pointless is by design.
11/9 system, would teach again!
>>534271878
>Literally grow up with all the tech they could want
>Yet they all turn out to be completely retarded because of it
I'm very tech minded and adore the idea behind AI as a TOOL(!), but the things it will do to coming generations will be 1000 times worse than anything Smartphones and the internet were able to accomplish.
>>534271959
>that kind of skill wouldn't be needed to be taught.
Lmao.
>so kids don't know shit about computers.
Sadly 200% correct.

>>534272117
i want to mount that ass

>>534272034
By making your Nature shit enough that Goldshi overtakes her early

Scratching Teio behind the ears

>>534272107
i like her because she's cute but i'm glad she can run any position you want and comes with a gold heal
wish her unique was better but that would be broken

>>534272210
This, but MATIKANEFUKUKITARU

>training Taurus cup parents
>Don't give me medium spark
>Training Gemini cup parents
>Gives medium spark

>>534272135
And then she loses the most important debuff

>>534272049
>I thought that was a penis
I need to be put down like suzuka

>>534272220
too bad her gold heal is bofa which is fucking terrible currently

Kitasan Black blacked me...

>>534272220
She already comes with an anti box ability, that's better than most horses, the gold recovery is a bonus.

>>534272268
>I thought that was a penis

>>534271878
It's because tech has become more user-friendly and generally idiot-proof that tech literacy has fallen. Hell, it was only an upper echelon of experts who understood computing back when a scientific calculator was the size of a building, it's been a downward slide from the jump.

>>534272247
who are you running for gemini

Any gelding umas?

>>534272256
silly anon
Wit penalty from running style does not affect your skill trigger chance

>>534272268
we've all be conditioned to crave for the horse penis

>Mare
How is she this strong bwos?

Will 3* blue parents with good white sparks be useful past the next couple scenarios, say, after MANT? Or will they become poop and we'll need to farm entirely new ones.

>>534271818
that would probably only apply to late-game skills. Somewhere, probably the global ref doc, said the range of skills is 20 meters, and she follows the front at at most 16 meters, probably less in the 4th 6th of the race as the pack scrunches together, but once they hit the late marker if she has low stam she'll stay pacing and won't accellerate until she gets far enough that her remaining stamina will facilitate it, so if her lategame debuffs don't trigger in the first 200m of late they won't be in range to hit other runners in the final straight.

idk how much merit that theory holds though. I'd love to see a snapshot of a lategame skill hitting 1st place from like 40m apart and be proved wrong.

>>534272375
If I get enough stars for 3* mayo then mayo if not it's gonna be goldshi again

>>534272454
Post-retirement

>>534272397
It does apply to lane changing when blocked though, that's why people do front with low grade, end with low grade sounds really bad

>>534272425
Just be a sore loser who hates losing.

>>534272397
read the skills bro

I wonder if we will ever get workhorse umas to appear as background characters.

>>534272397
...wait I'm retarded I thought her P5 skill requires medium distance

Hey looking for a new club this month! Big biwa fan! My ID is 916519395830

>>534272443
That makes a lot of sense.

>>534272443
We should do an evil nature room and base the results from there.

Tomorrow's the day?

today i finished my 10th rewatch of New Era

>>534272074
This game led me down a rabbit hole that has convinced me that the single greatest athletic performance of any sport ever was by a horse (Secretariat at the Belmont) and I don't know how to feel about that.

zzzz

Can this tachyon be in CM?

>>534272709
who killed grass wonder

>>534272723
no

>>534272645
today even I think

>>534272709
FAT FUCK!
He deserves to be lazy tho. He's a grandpa nowadays after all

>>534272723
>Can this tachyon be in CM?
>700 stam +1 gold skill
Nyo

>>534272049
>>534272454
grass wonder is a fucking fatass now

>>534272425
She’s fast!

>>534271993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ets8UkKowlc I can't find any videos of that, but here's one of him accidentally choking on water in front of visitors.

>>534272846
very american looking hors

>>534272831
Actually 2 gold skills if you add Tachyon ult

>>534272846
Yeah, but he is old and retired now. He did his part and survived. Grass Wonder earned a fatass retirement.

>>534272909
It's not u=ma2

America

>>534272885
He's literally me!

>>534272846
We knew Grass Wonder couldn't hide the American that was inside her all along.

>>534271007
It was my first A+ Uma as well...

>>534272723
>0 to 60 in ten seconds
kek

You know what? I am going to box the anon under my post.

I cannot be BOXED AS AN ENDGOD

>>534272757
Not Spe lmao

>>534273005
That's not a behavior a yamato nakadashi should do.

is passing pro good (for long obviously)
getting mixed answers when i looked around

I need art of fat Grass Wonder.

>>534272846
Is Grass the oldest living uma?

>>534273049
>>534273073
comedy

>>534273138
What the fuck is this design

>>534273096
not good but not bad, take it if you're swimming in skill points but it's not a priority

name 3 horses

>>534273138
Why is her name Almond Eye? Did nobody tell those gooks that's heckin' racist

>>534273238
Ass Wonder
Butt Wonder
Arse Wonder

>>534272846
Fatty wonder!
She's cute.

What's she looking at?

>>534273224
THE FASTEST HONSE IN THE EAST

>Almond Eye
>her eye isn't an almond

>>534273253
FAT WONDER

>>534273238
Special Creek
Happy Week
Super Meek

>>534273238
Director Akikawa
Tazuna Hayakawa
(You)

>>534273238
Makinetantanhauserer
Makitenfukikaktanataru
Engine Falcon

>>534272846
he's been retired for 25 years and still looks great

>>534273238
Mr. Ed
Quick Draw McGraw
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

Name 3 more.

>>534273224
It's sex.

>>534273238
Mr. Ed
Mr. Hands
Mr. Brooks

Post short umas in desperate need of being manhandled.

>>534273138
Well her son that ran the other day broke his leg. Her colt with Equinox is going to have more pressure on it to perform than probably any horse in history so I’m anxious to see how he does. Unfortunately her filly with Kitasan Black might not race.

Reminder that if you don't have 18* Long sparks by September, you are doomed

>>534273382
OGURI NO

>>534273421
Literally perfect

>>534273382
ez dub

>>534273382
I BELIEVE

>tfw winning CM practice lobbies with this Gold Ship
I know I can do much better with her build but holy fuck is she broken for this track. If she had gotten S Medium instead of Late she'd probably be close to perfect. Any anons mind sharing their build for her to see what I can try to work towards in the next few days?

I think I got a perfect score here: https://youtu.be/xH-cZYxAStQ

>>534273535
Does McQueen unique work?

>>534273382
>>534273456
>>534273482
>>534273492
I spent a borrow on this. She got 11th on the previous G1 race too.

450 speed, 250 stamina. 11th place twice.

>>534273421
I could fix her

>>534273535
>3* gold ship before goldshi week
nice waste of resources

Bros please do not fall for the propoganda to roll on super creek banner. There will be super creek banners in jp year 2 which will be mid way of our next year

>>534273529
It doesnt work like that!

>>534273589
>late

>>534273394
She’s perfect

>>534273529
AIEEEEEEEEE ENDCHUDDIES OUR RESPONSE???

>>534273587
nah it's actually worthless
always procs during accel phase

>>534273589
and what was her wit

>>534273535
End Closer Corner from HishiAma and End Closer Straights from Taishin would be good, same with Medium Straight/Corners from Tachyon. Also if you're confident in your other cards, you can swamp one of them out for MLB Yaeno for easy access to gold ramp up, tail held high, or playtime's over

>>534273535
post cards

>all of these post and shitpost
>still no sexy Dia chan
wtf bros

>>534273589
The Stakes? Hopeless.

>>534273626
Any good other support banners coming out this year?

>>534273589
bwo just focus speed and go front for the early races. You don't even need stamina until the first summer ends

>>534270302
Her engrish is very entertaining, I want to hear her talk dirty with it

>>534273696
This is an Almond Eye thread

>>534273589
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

what do you guys think for cm: pace tachyon or late rudolf

>>534273745
>Go front with your E aptitude
Just shut the fuck up, dude.

Sex Ticket

>>534273736
I say this every time I throw some steaks on my grill. I’m a bad cook.

>>534273672
Do speed skills actually do anything in the early and mid race or do you just take them hoping they pop on the final stretch?

>>534273074
I WANT PONYTAIL OGURI IN GAME GOD DAMNIT

>>534273529
Get him out

>>534273696
I'm hogging her for myself.

She approaches.

>>534273626
Might as well roll for Stam Shakur by then

>>534273769
rudolf is better for this cm
tachyon stamina unique will be good for long cm
there was a tweet of some nip tachyon winning Gemini Cup with fucking 400 stamina but had like 3 gold recovery skills + unique

Winning the onsen ticket with Winning Ticket and having winning sex

>>534273783
E aptitude doesn't matter though

>>534273863
Imagine all the crying

>bwo just build speed to win junior G1
>bwo just build power to win junior G1
>bwo you should focus on friendship early on
make up your mind woman

More like Wife Ticket!

>>534273831
PROTECT THE JUKEBOX

>>534273783
It unironically works. Strategy aptitude tanks wit which literally doesn't matter if you're outspeeding everyone from the front.

>>534273814
they do, but they might actually be bait on goldship since you can get pushed up too far and not proc ryan's unique

>>534273696
dia poster > almondposter

>>534273626
I just want a single copy so that I can get my Swinging Maestro machine and then borrow something else.

>>534273587
She didn't inherit the Maruzensky nor the Rudolf ults so that was the only other thing I could spend my points on after buying the good skills.
>>534273616
I got her to 3* like a month ago kek.
>>534273672
>>534273679
I actually forgot to swap the Spe card with my Taishin for this run. The Yaeno card seems worth it but I don't think I have the sparks to not do 4 speed/2 stam. How is her Potential 5 skill by the way? Is it worth picking up?

>>534273696
Go to bed Dia

>irl agnes digital just races on almost anything
What the fuck

>>534273918
Thats a very nice video. I'm glad he doing fine
Still a fat ass

Why are people so scared of this race?

>>534273783
You're running a late Oguri I don't think you deserve to use those specific words in that particular order.

>>534274000
It's one of the better recovery skills

>>534274035
The way we treat Urara in game

>>534273975
Oh no, I think I'm turning around on Dia

>finally have an uma related dream
>it's just me helping Orfevre with the getaway after she robbed a bank in Australia
This wasn't very sex at all...

>>534274000
Stam or power sparks?

I hope this isn't one of you anons.

>>534274118
At least you two didnt smell the poopoo

>>534273743
For spenders you can consider tosen jordan & nice nature banner which are decent for FM replacement and Riko Kashimoto roughly around october/november.

If you don't have any kitasan banner you can consider it at the end of the year.

Otherwise no. First year is perfect for rolling on wife umas before they start power creeping into support card banners heavily in 2nd year

>>534273993
It's ok if you are a spender.

>>534273918
CHONKY

>>534274051
Next time work on not hitting it with your teeth and it’s a lot hotter if you make eye contact. Also don’t ask if I’m going to cum every 20 seconds, you’ll know when I’m about to cum in your mouth.

>>534273696
sorry dia... but i dont see you in that way...

>>534274000
3 speed 3 power with like 6* stam and a borrowed 9* stam would do the trick, no?

>>534274118
>gets arrested
>put in jail
>go to bail her out
>catch her sniffing the poop bucket

>people will say just go front on early races bwo
>suzuka is natty front runner
>300/250/200 before classic year with focus+lone wolf
>16th on hanshin juvenile
>1st on hopeful steaks
>never lose another race
what the fuck happened on that hanshin

>>534274093
I'll get her to potential 5 and farm a few more runs before CM starts then
>>534274141
Guest Mejiro Ryan was 3 Power/5 Stam, My McQueen is 7 Stamina but with 7 stars worth of URA Finale sparks.

>>534274118
I'm jealous. I usually just get dreams of me watching porn in public spaces with the volume on.

>>534274174
Belno sex

>golshi pulls her 'train only one stat' bullshit
>right before race day
thank you golshi that was very smart of you

>>534274060
Somewhat stingy requirements for an early race where you're probably friend maxing instead of actually raising stats that'll help you win.

I don’t ever remember my dreams

>>534274232
Late start
Focus can mitigate a little, but not if the late start is bad enough.

>>534273861
i see. alright, thanks. i'll still train up a couple tachyons to see but i was leaning more toward rudolf anyway since i like her more (...and i have better late supports than pace chaser stuff)

every time I train golshi I end up hating her a bit more

>>534274174
>For spenders you can consider tosen jordan & nice nature banner which are decent for FM replacement and Riko Kashimoto roughly around october/november.
I guess I'll save up whatever I have for Eishin and roll the rest on the naisu ssr, which rolls out at the same time
It was my original plan anyway

>>534273783
Why not? Works for G aptitude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkd2ryKJvqk
almond eye giving birth

>>534274376
Nah, I'm good.

>>534274232
Wit is the only Stat you don't get a career bonus on, if you get rushed with 150 wit you unironically just die on the track like irl suzuka

is nobody going any wit for this cm? is umamusume not a wit game...?!!

>>534274174
Not exactly a spender, but since the next uma I'm waiting for is summer Maru, I think I can afford a few rolls for Creek

Is there a place that lists the best cards for each horse?

SHE DID IT THE LITTLE PINK SHIT DIDN'T JOB
so fucking proud of this genki hors. Not bad for a mediocre deck and her jobbing 4 races in a row Junior Year. Never been prouder of a pony.

>>534273626
Bro I only have Tosho MLB, most of my SRs are still only 2 LB

>>534274232
Front runners completely brick if they late start. It's always ridiculous speedrunning a Bakushin career and suddenly having to clock a random G3.

>>534273797
the hopeless steaks..

>>534274376
Still amazes me how foals can walk right after being born.

>>534274376
Hot