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>>534249120>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://honse.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
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>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
>>534260015but can she win a second time, with arguably worse stats?
We rolling for Smart Falcon?
>>534265483I must save. I will hope intelligent birb spooks me later
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Always pick Lone Wolf.
>>534265507we know that's a repost retard
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Js0h30jfYXs
NTR BIG forehead
>>534265507Nice, just a few more and you can get Ryan to 3*.
>>534265569I'm picking it. But on my debuffer
>>534265465>>534265505gimme the bro on the left
>>534265507stealing someone screenshot is bad
>>534265507Go fuck yourself.
>>534265569You only need it on 1 TT uma per distance, and you should put it on NN in CM.
Fucking goofy having two 9* power parents
>>534265483What are they doing?
>>534265764god i wish horses were real
>tamamo calls you and super creek a married couple, the fans agree
>super creek says her valentines chocolates are romantic
>in her good ending you go to the hot springs with her and she even tries to get you to bathe with her
why is she so cock hungry for trainer
>>534265781I don't have proof because I don't autistically save other people's pulls but I've seen it in a previous thread.
I think NTR is kind of unattractive. Sheโs just so plain
>>534265764can you imagine how fucking terrible it would be if she sat on your face after a long training session? So sweaty and smelly, yuck
>>534265828Toreina-san, shortly
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>534265781>>534265924just put it in arch b4k
>>534265779>not putting it on your ace and hoping for casual retards who don't have it onceYour gambling spirit is weak.
>>534265483erm....what kind of training is this
>>534265962umas are also canonically as heavy as their horse counterparts, so you would probably die
>>534265638Rude. It's not really that big.
Super Creek's inverted nipples...
>>534265975Wow you hacked 4chan Ill tell moot
Gorushi event is on reset, not 7 hours later, right?
Can anyone share the Gemini cup document
>>534265884Because the Trainer proven himself to be her ideal man despite many setbacks and struggles over the course of the career.
It's only natural she'd fall for him hard
>>534265440Incase you missed it.
>>534265806Fuck off she needed more power
She's over 600 already
Damn your lies, green woman
surface or distance spark better?
Please post something that is untranslated
13250303
CM room match, come test your umas
>826 stam
Who's gonna tell him?
>>534266209Thanks man, guess I really need to start using Tazuna huh
Gentildonna force sex on me
>>534265505mayano is CUTE!
>>534266270Typeset and TL this please.
>>534266443Mayano Top Cun
>>534266265It just means you got blocked for a long period in the spurt. Power can help with that but sometimes there's just no opening and you die.
>>534266361I really like her for right now. She frees up a lot of turns since you never need to rest or do early recreation
HOLY FUCK Silence Suzuka, you didn't need to go THIS hard!!!
Goldship mind break Gentildonna
>>534266331Quote the whale directly you coward.
who tf like manhattan cafe
>>534266265Invest in navigation skills they lessen the chances of your hors being dumb and getting blocked. But as a wise person once said if you're brocked you are brocked.
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Does nobody else notice the fucking condor on El Condor Pasa whenever she wins 1st place
>>534266638The umamusume fanbase.
>>534266638the same people that like tachyon, modern beta cuck males
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WHAT
THE
FUCK
What are the top /uma/ clubs? The only one I know about is umaoooo because they are in the top 100. Did all the other clubs give up on top 100?
>>534266723erm that's not a condor
>>534266747Those """people""" are naturefags though
>>534266723I don't see it. Maybe circle it in the pic?
Gorushi week in how many hours?
>>534266638>He doesn't know about cafe sex posting
Fucking finally got a 3 spark that's not speed.
>>534266723Isn't that a hawk? or a falcon? Condors are ugly as shit
>>534266723Condor? What condor?
>>534266602Goldship mind break Gentildonna pt 2
>>534266842two more weeks
For Nice Nature, I can just put in 2 stamina, 2 speed, 2 wit to complete here career?
>>534266747I'm fucking tired of every fanbase having THAT ONE CHARACTER you can't like
>nyooo you can't like X in Fire Emblem/Touhou/Fate/etc that's cwoinge! SHUT THE FUCK UP you retarded sissy bitch, in the attempt of going against the flow to avoid being a sheepl, you become the faggiest sheeple imaginable.
>>534266638bro these sites are literally all trannies shitting out hundreds of low quality images every day. It should be obvious by the fact that Tachyon is in first place on the list. If anything this list is the worst umas
>>534266842It's always Golshi week, peasant.
50536360
last one
oguri hasn't procced red shift+shooting together and it worries me
>>534266723Umm actually its name is matikanetannhauser
You guys are all horny tonight
Cool off
>>534266723it's a hawk, it's illegal to own a condor as a pet
>>534267103>please post more horny shitokay
how the fuck do you get SS stam and speed? pls help i want TT horses that actually win...
Is Creek the paizuri queen? Surely sheโs the best at it.
>>534265750congrats newqt
>>534267284>upscaled traaaaaaaaash thats also cropped to shit
>>534266969that's what I did to farm her fan club title, you'll still need to train power or she'll get stuck in the last races
>>534266880Damn, that's good. I have the power spark curse instead. 5 power 3*s, and 1 speed.
>>534267103That's the thing: I'm always horny.
Finally had a decent run with her
>>534267103>Some people are horny for Umas>Yet they don't like AIHow do they survive? It gets hard to capitalize in your horniness without content.
>>534267086ggs thanks for coming
>534267471
>How do they survive without slop
By not being a nigger https://exhentai.org/tag/character:transcend
>>534267103Sorry chief, that's a negatory.
>>534267410Kitasan Black shilicks to this.
Do we know what the Uma age of consent laws are? Do they even exist?
>>534267471there's enough good stuff, and only more stuff is gonna come out
>>534267612no she doesn't
I got my friend to start playing this game and now he's whaling hard.
I don't like seeing him have everything at MLB while I'm over here with nothing great at MLB and he can shit out good racers without even trying.
Thanks for listening, I'll get over it eventually.
>>534267471lucid dreaming
it works for me
>>534267018hard agree. The whole point of a huge cast of characters is that you get to pick your favorite. Mine is Suzuka, but Super Creek....holy shit does she make me feel things I didn't expect.
I canโt stop thinking about tittyfucking Creek and her sucking my cum out of my balls like my cock was a straw
>>534267424whats the blue spark inherits?
what cards did you bring?
what cards do you have?
>>534267410need to yank down those shorts and get a face full
>>534267564half the galery you just posted is AI slop tbqhfam
>>534267662Does your friend have lotsamoney or did you ruin his life?
>>534267103it's not my fault, I just finished Super Creek and now I want a mommy to fuck. I did NOT choose to feel this way
>>534267738I only got a 3 spark in long here are my cards
>>534267471God bless Hahakigi.
Any Narita Taishin kicking dummies in this general?
Finally got her the hot springs ticket scene and it made me love her even more
>>534267471nigga use your own imagination
>>534267858I don't like that I can spell her name unassisted. Feels like I've lost something important.
>>534267768Wouldn't know, zoomer, I filter AI trash by default because I have standards.
https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/
https://exhentai.org/tag/artist:hahakigi
>>534267790Nah he whales in every gacha game I'm sure he can easily afford it. I wouldn't be feeling envy if he was poor, probably guilty instead.
>>5342674242 stam/2 spd/2wit cards strat? Nice. I think I might try her out soon
Sex with Maruzenskyโs worn out granny pussy
Which of these Golshis should I use for Long Team Trials? I'm a little bit upset I didn't get Stamina Eater on the new one.
>>534267868I'm like a dug addict every 150 I get I immediately jump to the banner screen to roll.
>50 rolls so far>Didn't get Taishin, actually didn't get any 3 stars so farShit is dire.
Mid handjob from Oguri or midnblowing sex with Belno but Oguri gets sad?
>>534267836I'm hella impressed you almost made it to 700 wit with only one wit card. goddamn.
What parent sparks did you use? stamina/power?
>>534267928>heh I don't need AI because I have THIS>THIS being full of AI slop>actually I filter it, gottemI accept your concession
u no sigma
u no aura
u no skibidi
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I ran out of toughness potions
>>534268102Can I opt out of having a sexual relationship with my Trainees?
I'm hoarding carets for rolls (only at 2.4k right now), but if the umas I want are Special Week and Maruzensky, what's the best way of getting them? Are all umas available on all banners?
>>534268104Honestly i wasnโt picking by sparks just whatever the best speed/stam/power was the best. I kind of winged it but i wish i screen shot it.
do we have an estimate on how many carats we'll get monthly, im only buying the monthlys and im scared its not gonna be enough, saving for a spark for manhattan cafe and planning on buying the selector for narita taishin
>>534267868Just fucking proc charming off the costume event before summer 1 once you dumb cooze.
>This >>534263693 can't get through the final>Pic related meanwhile with 826 675 595 383 596 can easy peasyThis game
>>534268209No, if you refuse both they both become furious and distant and Oguri ultimately starts losing her races until you make a choice.
>>534267849That doujin where Cafe gets mad at Tachyon for constantly stinking up the room because she and the trainer keep fucking like rabbits was peak.
is there a way to see a log of the races you've done throughout your career? trying to determine if i need to do a couple longs for the ura finales but i don't remember how many i've done
>>534268297I guess Oguri feels the least immoral.
>>534268169I'm about to run out of alarm clocks
how will I finish Mayano runs now goddamnit
>>534267868>get raped>likes itwhats wrong with trainer-san?
>>534268359menu
career info or whatever the button is called it should be below save and exit.
>>534268391It's not rape if he cums.
>>534268451ah, thank you anon
>>534268391Fuck, don't make me roll for her
Reminder that rape is not good. Don't rape poor, defenseless, weak, cute, soft... human men.
>>534268102I'll be doing it with Belno.
Gomen Oguri.
I went ahead and cashed in 100 rolls on this rate up since this game is just very unfun without LB3 and MaxLB SRs. Managed to MLB my Taychon and Cafe while getting Flash and Sunday to LB3. Got Tamamo Cross and LB1 Nadesko sadly as my SSRs, but I'm overall satisfied with my SR pulls I got and feel blessed to have gotten the good SR amounts I did.
golshi week later today, hyped for it. gonna be nice seeing people react to a truly generous gacha for a change.
>whoa a fellow /uma/dacchi
>
bwos...
Some people talked about some once time only event where you could pull whoever you wanted or some shit? when is that coming, if it happens on global at all?
>>534268642Cant wait. Gonna stack carrots for the creek banner.
>>534268682There's a few I think the first is half anni (probably 4 months in for us)
>>534268756yeah it's timed perfectly for the kita rerollers to also get a spark on creek.
>>534267836things to consider:
>her debuff skills prime her as a medium late surger. manhattan cafe's only debuff, stamina eater, is GREAT, but it's longs only. scrap it.>3 stam cards is too much to be ending with 600. just inherit full stamina and don't worry about anything else, unless you can find some parents to provide symboli, ryan, and taiki uniques>try 3 speed 2 wit 1 stam. find a lv 50 super creek on honse.moe to maximize that borrow, though it's not a huge difference>for one of those wit cards consider symboli rudolf (R). she comes with 4 stamina drain skills + tether and has a wombo combo of initial friendship and special priority and extra energy restore on wit friendship. She's actually cracked for a debuff build.stam inherits + creek is usually enough to end at 700 barely trying. leaves you more turns to stall wits and more chances at multifriendships on speed.
>>534268682Can I kiss lady Donnaโs titties?
twin turbo's insane appearance leaves so many questions. Did she dye her hair? How the fuck does she have air vents in her ears, are those fake? Are those contacts? Why does she have sharp teeth
>>534268682There's a banner that let's you spark for any uma but you could also just spark on your target uma's banner.
>>534268682>artist signature>can't read cursiveman...
>>534266747Unless there's something in her career or story episodes, Cafe's nowhere as forceful and willful as Tachyon so I don't see how they'd attract the same audience.
Other than like 'they're roomies so I like them'
>>534267471AI is soulless and doesn't understand the spirit and effort that goes into projecting your horny thoughts into paper.
>>534268682it depends on acceleration but it's coming roughly around 2026 February. don't buy into any blatant doomposting that pretends we might not get it, those same people move the goalposts and pretend we won't get anything good but we have gotten literally every single thing JP has gotten. they were trying to say we wouldn't get golshi week mere hours before it was officially announced in the thread.
i swear to god my friend's lb3 kita goes to speed way more than this random guy's mlb. is this the power of friendship
How would Bourbon react to having her boob squeezed?
>>534268593I cashed in 70 after sparking Kitasan and got her to MLB. Even got 3* SRs though Iโm out of support points
Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet if youโre not a whale
Soon, my wife will be very strong. Bakushin needs to give up some 3* sparks.
Also tummy
>>534268642>didn't know about friendpoints being exchangable for Golshi shards during the week>barely have any saved and barely get any coming inOn a scale from 0 to 10, how bricked am I.
>>534268756I gave up and just did
>>534268593 since creek seems like I just want a MLB one and have a couple friend people already with it. I would say "I'll just get spooked by it later", but I did get two SSRs and none were spook creek....
>>534268880Point is that I have Brian to roll for very soon, so I was curious if I have to worry about some other insane bullshit anytime soon.
>>534268923>Can't read cursiveLol?
>>534268958>it's coming roughly around 2026 FebruaryAll I wanted to know, thank you! I don't care for doomfags, just wanted to know for reasons above is all.
>>534268923looks like @hanafuda011b
>>534268923Are zoomers not even taught cursive anymore? How would you even do your signature of you can't write cursive.
>>534268879She's the soul of a thoroughbred racehorse isekai'd into a parallel world where teenage girls can run at 40 miles per hour, it's pretty self-explanatory.
>>534268923@hanafuda0116 on twitter
you're welcome dentbro
>>534268923bwo come on...
Why does the URA finale spark matter at all?
>>534266638she has a very strikingly standout, 'cool' design which alone is plenty enough to get people to draw her
add on that she's roomies with/has lots of interactions with tachyon, who is another high profile and popular character, and it's not that complicated
>>534268980they're shards for a 2*, practically irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. every jp player has excess of every single 2*s shards just sitting there gathering dust because they upgraded them all to 5* long ago.
>>534268980Bust out your MLB Kitasan or Super Creek on your borrow slot for those friend points bwo
You do have one, right?
How do clubs measure the amount of fans, do you have to be in the club to win fans for the club or can you farm them, join a club and it will count upwards for it?
>>534269041oh wait i'm extra dumb why would it be 011b. probably 0116
>>534269074yep its a 6 rip me.
cygames would never take gems from us and put us into the negatives... right bwos?
>>534266521BASED
BASED
BASED
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There's a reason she's my favorite hors
>Fuji refuses to run without giving me a rough paizuri before and after the race again
>>534269098>why does a chance at up to +60 speed and +60 stamina twice per run matterit's impossible to guess why
>>534268865For sure ill keep that noted, thanks mate.
Taiki would be so great if she never opened her mouth
>>534269108>practically irrelevant in the grand scheme of thingsIt's important because golshi is the f2p equalizer in taurus cup and getting her actual unique is fairly important
>>534269232Thank you for telling me what it does.
>>534269193Konami is the king of grifting, nobody in the gacha industry can match them
>>534268974I just did my first run with her, total smooth sailing all the way to the ura finals victory
Not a single bad condition, just a couple of sleep deprived and a practice perfect after the single failure of the run
>>534269041>>534269074thanks bros
>>534269039>>534269043>>534269095I'm actually 33 years old and speak 4 languages, raised in a nordic country but I just never learned cursive
>>534269261wallahi you will get a taste of my shoe
>>534269135>LB3 Kitasan, perma freeloading off of a borrowed MLB Creek
>>534269098It's a significant statup 4free if you spark up. It doesn't make or break a parent, it's just nice to have.
>>534268970You mean limit break 3 SRs? And yeah, I'm burnout barely making it to 800 stam or power on some runs so is get burnt out. Thankful that this game doesn't have limited banners so, besides the pity lose of losing 100 pity points, it won't be super terrible. Now that I have the good SR Speed and Stam cards at LB or LB3, along with Tyachon and Sunday, I feel I can make good progress now and not get as burnt out.
>>534265226>>534264814So to simplify the plan:
>Create two grandparents with good white sparks>Use those two grandparents to farm for the first 3 star blue spark parent>Use the same two grandparents to create the second 3 star blue spark parent>Finally, use both 3 star blue sparks to create the 9 star spark Uma ace
>>534269193>>534269309Did the win their lawsuit against Uma yet?
How many copies of Delta do they need to sell to destroy Uma in the courtroom?
>>534269261This but Grass Wonder, Rice Shower and Teio.
Fellow globalbab here. I feel like I've squandered my resources and gimped my progress. Is there a point in re-rolling the account now after the end of Kitasan Black banner?
What's the ideal wit requirement for CM? Is 300 just fine?
Taiki's taikis are insane, not so much for their great size, but for the perfect round shape
>>534269193cygames isn't konami, they'll gladly toss out 80 pulls on a minor event like golshi week. if they messed up and gave extra pulls, as long as it wasn't a literal exploit like tricking the game into thinking you paid when you didn't, they'd just leave it be and probably grant extra gems to anyone that didn't benefit to make everyone better off.
>>534269261You'd be so great if you never woke up again.
>>534269342What the FUCK do you mean you never learnt it? I learnt that shit in 1st or 2nd class.
How was your day /uma/
>Had 2 crappy TM Opera O runs with bad sparks, one run didnt even complete his career goals
>Work was a shithole, found out the teammate I've been training for 2 months is quitting in a couple weeks
>Asked out a girl I met today and got rejected
I'm going to a strip club with my homie tomorrow so it should be better
>>534269432>I feel like I've squandered my resources and gimped my progress.This is normal, the game is hellish early
>>534269416no
despite what ace attorney may tell you, lawsuits normally take years
Is it worth bringing MLB super creek as the support if youre just trying to hit 1200 stam to spark farm and don't care about maestro? This bitch never comes to stam training
>>534269432bro its a gacha game, in due time youll have gems for the super creek banner and kitasan rerun, and they give kitasan out when they release the battle pass, dont stress it just enjoy the game umigga
>>534269335surprisingly I can read this
>>534269504I can read some, but sometimes its just a scribble, like the first 3 letters in the artist signature
>>534269432you can still reroll for Kitasan now
she is already in the pool
are you strong enough to reroll for card with no rateup tho?
>>534269407No more like this
Although in an idea world 6 would actually be the grandparent for the target, but it takes a lot longer because then you're aiming to 3* 6 and this is just for Nice Nature who doesn't need ace stat levels.
>>534269432We're about to get a huge influx of resources starting in about 12 hours, just hold out.
>>534269135I have a lvl 30 kitasan, and no Creek. I am, so to speak, totally and utterly fucked
>>534269407NOOOOOO THAT IS MY FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE CHART
>>534269421How is Grass annoying?
>>534269510do make sure to do a ten pull while at the strip club
>>534268923Why are you black?
>>534269273you get her shards from the quests too, and you're either sitting on a bunch of statues or will get fresh statues because the event comes with daily uma pulls. in the short term you can use statues if you want, in the grand scheme it's a very little difference.
the ult power is different for sure but it's not going to change every loss into a win and golshi is capable of wins without it. even if it cost you the final run the difference in rewards is also not that massive in the grand scheme even if it will hurt in the moment. bricking your account is like cleating an irreplaceable card like haru urara guts, not something like getting a handful less R cards.
>>534269693Weaboo that is trying hard to be nihonese, and the voice depicts it perfectly.
>>534269593>but sometimes its just a scribbleSome people just write like shit, that's just something one has to deal with. Still tho, I'm 32(soon 33), and I learnt that shit in 1st or 2nd class, plus I'm a eurofag. How you didn't learn that shit as a Nordic is beyond me... better not be a swedcuck
Why are the Ura final sparks important to get for the grandparents specifically? I thought the idea was to get blue sparks on all of them
>>534269043>>534269504Within the past 20 years or so a lot of curriculums have started phasing out cursive because cursive is almost exclusively used for signatures and decoration and nothing more.
It's kind of cringe but I see the logic behind it, personally.
shuttle has a gun, shower has a knife, who else has weapons
Agnes Tachyon would be better if she was super clumsy and said "chyon" at the end of every sentence
>>534269785Good is good
More is more good
>>534269432Tell us what you did so we can either tell you it's fine or laugh at you, depending. At any rate, Creek banner is a good time to reroll and you can just borrow Kitasan.
>>534269456CM is basically a lottery. it's impossible to say, if you queue into 2 casuals you get a free win and if you queue into a whale then you lose.
>>534268980Why did you buy Urara now? Did you think she'd disappear from the store?
>>534269817she would be better if she was super clumsy and slipped off a cliff and died
>A rank, nearly A+
>1* wit spark
I can't tell whether this run was meme dogshit or godly
>>534269261filtered by my wife VA
>>534269785URA Finale sparks give a lot of stats when inherited.
Also white sparks on parents/grandparents increase the chance to get it.
>>534269896Did she scream "chyon" while she was falling?
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>>534269796Sunday is smuggling some fucking cannons
>>534269792I get the logic behind it, but it's one of those many small and big things that got removed from schools, resulting in overall dumber children in the long run. It's really basic shit that you absolutely should be able to do, at least on a basic fucking level, otherwise you're literally skill blocked from certain jobs, increasing the skill ceiling to a retarded degree because of the lack of basic shit.
>when your first 3 speed spark is this abomination
idk how to feel about this
>>534268646Much like wild Umas were once hunted and brought back to civilization for mass-sacrificial, mind-blowing ahegao domestication, wild Trainers are frequently poached by /uma/ clubs and domesticated with a barrage of Haru and Teio stickers.
And shoes.
>>534269785when you're in a competition, the competitors that got +60 speed and stam, potentially up to 6 times, will have an advantage over those that did not.
>>534269421You will be killed by a naginata
guys...first 9* is not your ace
That's just left side of your family tree
>>534269992??? this is quite good
>>534269991Which jobs would block you just because you can't read cursive? I do agree though you need to be able to read that shit especially if you're in a job that deals with older people.
>>534270065they're either humble bragging or retarded
>>534269992Other than turf it's pretty good though
>>534269969lethal paizuri
>>534270113Speed 2 faggot
>>534269796Gentildonna has her guns
>>5342701133* stamina, 3* Medium and 3* URA Finals Oguri Peak
>>5342701131* wit
2* guts
1* turf
>goldship
>300 power before debut
>get boxed
>>534269702It's frowned upon to take your phone out at the strip club but I'll see what I can do
>>534270113Enjoy your 1* guts
>>534268974i want the VA to speak english at length
Programming Bourbon to clean my ears every night
>>534269939Your wife is legally retarded..
>10 White sparks
>1* Blue
Owari fucking da
>>534269105I honestly expected her to be an insufferable gloomy edgelord when I first saw her design, but I was pleasantly surprised by how wrong I was.
>>534269043i turn 30 in a few weeks and i'm autistic so i got to skip cursive writing
>>534270276Power doesn't really prevent you from getting boxed. The game teaches you wrong as a joke.
>>534270127Top of my head I can mostly come up with fairly advanced shit where you have to read old documents and such, but my own retardation can't be an argument for banishing it from schools. It's like having to teach basic math to young adults before they can study IT related content or something like that, it's insanely stupid.
>especially if you're in a job that deals with older people.So. Fucking. Many jobs that deal with shit like that, and it's even worse if you're in a country that is behind on the digitalization curve, so a lot of hand written stuff is still being used. So gov shit in short.
Programming Bourbon to punch herself on command
>>534270276>player>gives enough power to avoid being boxed>doesn't give wit, the 1 stat that isn't hyperboosted by career
>>534270302Dober. Damn. What a woman. What a goddess. The most beautiful Mejiro. Just an absolute sight to behold.
>>534270334just hold on to it for 2 years until tachyon event
>>534270407she have 150 wit for a debut race
>>534270401That would be mean
>>534269510i played uma and had 4 beers tonight
i need to draw tomorrow since i skipped today
>>534270370power is the stat that determines if your horse can get unboxed once they notice they are boxed, and it gets better at this in the future when they boost horizontal movement speed based on power.
wit is the skill for your horse noticing they are boxed at all.
you need both to successfully get unboxed. too little power and your smart horse will not be capable of moving forward past the other one. too little wit and your strong horse won't start making a plan to move around the other one until it's too late.
Programming Bourbon to punch Seiun Sky on command
>>534265750>started after kitasan black
>>534270276>he believes her lies
>>534270381I dunno, eventually if everyone stops learning cursive the requirements for it won't matter as much. Of all of the problems kids are gonna have, I don't think that one is gonna be a big deal.
>>534269849>Tell us what you did so we can either tell you it's fine or laugh at you, depending.Well, I kept pulling umas instead of cards. Then, due to shortage of cards, I upgraded them all in order to have something to use in the career.
Now I have several 3* runners, but neither monies nor support points to upgrade them, combined with a deck of shit support cards.
>>534269992homestretch haste 3* is pretty good though
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>>534267957Simulator says that left wins on average.
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1*gutsbros we eating well tonight
>>534270637If Miura was still alive, would he appreciate the umas like he did im@s?
>>534270594As someone who also rolled for umas instead of cards and also dumped resources into an MLB tannhauser, I can assure you you're not bricked
The game is not a race (unironic), in like a month of doing your dailies and getting freebies and otherwise you'll have recouped your resources and will have things to spend again
>>534270717My bets are on Suzuka being her waifu
>>534270626he said long TT bwo...
>>534270801I looked at the other lengths too. It all says left wins on average.
>>534270585There is plenty of things you can remove from a modern first world school system, cursive ain't fucking it lmao.
>First I hear about teacher doing a LOT of shady political bullshit for years on end>Then I hear about some nutjobs telling their young students that math isn't an exact science but about feelings>Not thisYes, obviously there is bigger problems, but again, it's one of those many things that add to the pile of non-sense.
Remove some needlessly advanced shit instead or something, shit they won't be needing in everyday life anyway, while adding something useful like how to do your fucking taxes.
>>534270708we will be KINGS in 2 years when guts reworks and tachyon event happens
who you guys gonna run for the cm (aside from nice nature)
i was thinking tachyon and oguri but i don't really want two pace chasers
>>534268391shes....not actually umawife right? I thought she was a bitch.
>>534270753Alright. Gotta grind those dailies, I suppose.
>>534270861What happened to her
I went to watch some JP content notably the final chapter, which is just Speacial Weak winning the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe. The level of Special wank seems to be insane. It was cinema though. I wonder when the Japanese will actually win this race and how Umamusume the game will change if it did
>>534271016My dick, naturally. She talked too much gyaru/zoomer gibberish for my taste, so I made her shut up.
>single pull on curren banner
>get suzuka
>run her career, doing fine, get to 1k speed by senior october, just need 2 or 3 good speed trainings with 3 units or a rainbow
>everyone literally stacks on wit and power the entire time
>not a single day where there was a single unit in speed by that point
what the fuck man
>>534270928when guts rework comes you sure as hell don't spark it, you run guts cards and start sparking stamina so you can put more training on guts instead. 4 guts 2 split between stam/wit/pal is common.
Any body knows how green legacy and sub legacy transfer? Do 1*, 2* or 3* matter or is just for better hints?
>>534271070The Spe victory against the French is the Japan Cup, not the Arc, which is what happened in real history.
The actual final chapter race was Spe's retirement Arima Kinen, which saw her slaughtered by the our favorite authentic Japanese uma.
>>534271070So they went back to S1s bullshit? GREAT! https://youtu.be/RcsjrHh_SHs?t=4
>>534270594>spent all you carats on umasMight not be horrible if you have enough new account carats coming in to spark the SC banner, but I'm guessing you didn't reroll, so you might be better off doing that anyway
>wasted all your gold and SPDoesn't matter at all. If you know what five cards you actually want to max, you only set yourself back maybe a couple days of grinding.
Is there anything your account has going for it (3* waifu)? If not, I'd just reroll without any guilt.
>>534270962Yeah, I promise that even if it seems rough now it'll get better before long
We're about to get an injection of over 1 mil money + a ton of carats and free rolls, you'll be getting back in the saddle before you know it. Just keep at it, do those dailies, do your career runs, and in the next couple weeks you'll be back at full form
I was honestly feeling the pain for a while because I felt like I was hitting the limits of what I could do without whaling on a support banner, but I'm already nearly back up to a spark and Creek is coming up. We're all gonna make it
I don't know shit but I am copying the people on this thread regarding their horse builds. Is this good enough for nice?
>>534270861>while adding something useful like how to do your fucking taxesI'm so glad I took some home economics and technical drawing as electives.
Not because I worked in that field but because holy shit knowing how to handle a budget is a skill in demand.
be honest, how many times have you stolen her ura victory with a clock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8844NJgho
>>534271420She almost never wins even if I lose so probably once or twice
>>534271420Twice I guess.
Probably more but I don't really like to skip races but had to skip a few because of time constraints this week.
>complete Spe chain in the first 6 days
>hydrate
>its an el condor pasa career
I didn't borrow a friend's horse, should I just resign now? Not even at make debut, but I acould always get swinging maestro still
>>534271420Most of the time when I lose it's not to her, so probably not that many.
>>534271420Usually when my Uma loses she does even worse than them.
There's probably been a few times where she wins but I don't remember them at all.
>>534271392Right!? It's one of my biggest bullshit issues with modern school, they focus on the wrong fucking things, seemingly everywhere. Hell, since we're talking about removing cursive since it's not needed anymore... How about adding some sort of IT class, that teaches kid how to handle modern tech, not get scammed(or groomed) to shit and the like? So many fun and actually enjoyable things one could do, but nah fuck that noise.
Enough ranting. Thanks for indulging by bullshit! Umasumi.
>>534271485what a crybaby
>>534271420I had a threesome with her and Aoi and use an alarm clock every day to relive it
>>534270929i plan to run the anime lesbian duo at the bare minimum, though i don't think i'm going to get better runs than these until creek drops and i roll to improve my support deck
not that i'm tryharding anyway, i'm just gonna make an attempt, enter some of my favorites, and what i get is what i get, might do mean nature for the 3rd slot but i'm undecided
gotta join some CM rooms later and see how hard i get annihilated
>>534271420ive lost more clock pre URA
its either tenno sho spring or one of the senior spring races that kill me out of nowhere
>>534271369it can work, but she definitely won't be winning any races herself. 600 stam and no recoveries she will halt in her tracks at the late marker, but before she stops she'll have drained the enemy of like 4% stam along the way.
>>534271485From youtube comment
>Fun fact: Uma Winning Ticket having such drastic and frequent mood swings is related to how IRL Ticket was considered a horse with really emotional temper: if someone yelled at him he would get easily scared (indipendently by the real reason behind that yell) and if someone scolded him he would recognize that emotion, crawl to a corner and be sulky or even cry; because of this the farm made the rule of "always praising Ticket". At the same time he was known to be an extremely friendly horse who hated fighting (he was called "a pacifist"), especially to visitors, dashing towards them in excitement whenever he would have the occasion.That sounds really cute.
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>>534271420>Happy Meek finally wins the URACongratulations Happy Meek, Congratulations...however...
Honestly I barely see her make the top three. I've only had her win once when I was still new.
>>534271243It was a remake of S1. Spe without all the Suzuka glazing is an entirely different character
>>534270929Mayano (late) Tachyon and either front daiwa or late rudolf
if i get a good goldship parent during the event i'll try end mayano instead
So Gold Ship is definitely the best choice for CM right? She dodges the Evil Nature debuffs and accelerates like crazy even with just the Mejiro Ryan skill.
how many rice shower cards do i want from club points? or rather do i need to save my points for other stuff?
>>534271369>>534271716Some arrogant anon said the other day she needs 800 stamina to proc all of her debuffs, I asked around 3 JP veteran streamers and all of them said no
>>534271606Public school is primarily meant to teach compliance. The fact most of the subjects taught in school are pointless is by design.
>>534270929My cards are pretty shit rn so I'm planning on double debuff grass wonder nice nature with ace golshi.
I'm so sash poor though that I can't even afford pot5 nature so I might just run two aces instead
>>534271787Taishin has a better ult but no one should roll for boys anyway
>>534271624It's ok because she's cute.
I'm going to use her card a lot mostly because it's a strength card with upgraded HH, strength cards are in such a dire place right now.
>>534271606Not entirely related to your rant but I do find it hilarious how tech illiterate zoomies are. Considering the advancements technology has made through the years. Technological literacy was the last thing I expected to take a step back.
>>534271741Love learning about the weird quirks of the uma's RL counterpart
>>534271741>the farm made the rule of "always praising TicketI want to work in that place
>>534271606I feel like schools thought that since kids were growing up with tech, that kind of skill wouldn't be needed to be taught. Truth be told, I don't know how true that is, but anecdotally I've heard that the streamlined OSs make it unnecessary to learn anything so kids don't know shit about computers.
>>534271716I don't expect her to win. I plan to win using mcqueen
>>534271741>dashing towards them in excitement whenever he would have the occasionDo we have any video of this?
>>534271741if it didn't have a cute anime girl counterpart, people would be memeing it as a basedboy
Is there a way to tell what your projected club ranking for next month will be?
bwos...
how am I supposed to debuff Golshi if they're behind Neicha/Grass most of the time
>>534271846I've seen people saying Golshi is better than Taishin for this CM but I haven't heard an actual explanation behind that.
>>534271846My one gripe with Taishin is that her 20% is at guts making it much harder to max her stamina out.
>>534271741i hate how the more i learn about the horses the more i end up liking them and being even more invested into this silly game
>>534272034Just turn your head 360
>>534272049Now post her fat ass
>>534271784>i'll try end mayano insteadShe really does everything.
>>534272074Winning Paizuri
>>534272034By placing nice as end closer
>>534271773>Spe without all the Suzuka glazingI thought that was the idea for her game versions writing in general? So what, the event is essentially S1, but less annoying? Sounds good.
>>534271824>most of the subjects taught in school are pointless is by design.11/9 system, would teach again!
>>534271878>Literally grow up with all the tech they could want>Yet they all turn out to be completely retarded because of itI'm very tech minded and adore the idea behind AI as a TOOL(!), but the things it will do to coming generations will be 1000 times worse than anything Smartphones and the internet were able to accomplish.
>>534271959>that kind of skill wouldn't be needed to be taught.Lmao.
>so kids don't know shit about computers.Sadly 200% correct.
>>534272117i want to mount that ass
>>534272034By making your Nature shit enough that Goldshi overtakes her early
Scratching Teio behind the ears
>>534272107i like her because she's cute but i'm glad she can run any position you want and comes with a gold heal
wish her unique was better but that would be broken
>>534272210This, but MATIKANEFUKUKITARU
>training Taurus cup parents
>Don't give me medium spark
>Training Gemini cup parents
>Gives medium spark
>>534272135And then she loses the most important debuff
>>534272049>I thought that was a penisI need to be put down like suzuka
>>534272220too bad her gold heal is bofa which is fucking terrible currently
Kitasan Black blacked me...
>>534272220She already comes with an anti box ability, that's better than most horses, the gold recovery is a bonus.
>>534272268>I thought that was a penis
>>534271878It's because tech has become more user-friendly and generally idiot-proof that tech literacy has fallen. Hell, it was only an upper echelon of experts who understood computing back when a scientific calculator was the size of a building, it's been a downward slide from the jump.
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>>534272247who are you running for gemini
>>534272256silly anon
Wit penalty from running style does not affect your skill trigger chance
>>534272268we've all be conditioned to crave for the horse penis
>Mare
How is she this strong bwos?
Will 3* blue parents with good white sparks be useful past the next couple scenarios, say, after MANT? Or will they become poop and we'll need to farm entirely new ones.
>>534271818that would probably only apply to late-game skills. Somewhere, probably the global ref doc, said the range of skills is 20 meters, and she follows the front at at most 16 meters, probably less in the 4th 6th of the race as the pack scrunches together, but once they hit the late marker if she has low stam she'll stay pacing and won't accellerate until she gets far enough that her remaining stamina will facilitate it, so if her lategame debuffs don't trigger in the first 200m of late they won't be in range to hit other runners in the final straight.
idk how much merit that theory holds though. I'd love to see a snapshot of a lategame skill hitting 1st place from like 40m apart and be proved wrong.
>>534272375If I get enough stars for 3* mayo then mayo if not it's gonna be goldshi again
>>534272454Post-retirement
>>534272397It does apply to lane changing when blocked though, that's why people do front with low grade, end with low grade sounds really bad
>>534272425Just be a sore loser who hates losing.
>>534272397read the skills bro
I wonder if we will ever get workhorse umas to appear as background characters.
>>534272397 ...wait I'm retarded I thought her P5 skill requires medium distance
Hey looking for a new club this month! Big biwa fan! My ID is 916519395830
>>534272443That makes a lot of sense.
>>534272443We should do an evil nature room and base the results from there.
today i finished my 10th rewatch of New Era
>>534272074This game led me down a rabbit hole that has convinced me that the single greatest athletic performance of any sport ever was by a horse (Secretariat at the Belmont) and I don't know how to feel about that.
Can this tachyon be in CM?
>>534272709who killed grass wonder
>>534272645today even I think
>>534272709FAT FUCK!
He deserves to be lazy tho. He's a grandpa nowadays after all
>>534272723>Can this tachyon be in CM?>700 stam +1 gold skillNyo
>>534272049>>534272454grass wonder is a fucking fatass now
>>534271993https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ets8UkKowlc I can't find any videos of that, but here's one of him accidentally choking on water in front of visitors.
>>534272846very american looking hors
>>534272831Actually 2 gold skills if you add Tachyon ult
>>534272846Yeah, but he is old and retired now. He did his part and survived. Grass Wonder earned a fatass retirement.
>>534272909It's not u=ma2
>>534272885He's literally me!
>>534272846We knew Grass Wonder couldn't hide the American that was inside her all along.
>>534271007It was my first A+ Uma as well...
>>534272723>0 to 60 in ten secondskek
You know what? I am going to box the anon under my post.
I cannot be BOXED AS AN ENDGOD
>>534273005That's not a behavior a yamato nakadashi should do.
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is passing pro good (for long obviously)
getting mixed answers when i looked around
I need art of fat Grass Wonder.
>>534272846Is Grass the oldest living uma?
>tfw by the time we get almond eye on global her children will already have won every horse race in japan IRL
>>534273138What the fuck is this design
>>534273096not good but not bad, take it if you're swimming in skill points but it's not a priority
>>534273138Why is her name Almond Eye? Did nobody tell those gooks that's heckin' racist
>>534273238Ass Wonder
Butt Wonder
Arse Wonder
>>534272846Fatty wonder!
She's cute.
>>534273224THE FASTEST HONSE IN THE EAST
>Almond Eye
>her eye isn't an almond
>>534273238Special Creek
Happy Week
Super Meek
>>534273238Director Akikawa
Tazuna Hayakawa
(You)
>>534273238Makinetantanhauserer
Makitenfukikaktanataru
Engine Falcon
>>534272846he's been retired for 25 years and still looks great
>>534273238Mr. Ed
Quick Draw McGraw
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
Name 3 more.
>>534273238Mr. Ed
Mr. Hands
Mr. Brooks
Post short umas in desperate need of being manhandled.
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>>534273138Well her son that ran the other day broke his leg. Her colt with Equinox is going to have more pressure on it to perform than probably any horse in history so Iโm anxious to see how he does. Unfortunately her filly with Kitasan Black might not race.
Reminder that if you don't have 18* Long sparks by September, you are doomed
>>534273421Literally perfect
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>tfw winning CM practice lobbies with this Gold Ship
I know I can do much better with her build but holy fuck is she broken for this track. If she had gotten S Medium instead of Late she'd probably be close to perfect. Any anons mind sharing their build for her to see what I can try to work towards in the next few days?
I think I got a perfect score here: https://youtu.be/xH-cZYxAStQ
>>534273535Does McQueen unique work?
>>534273382>>534273456>>534273482>>534273492I spent a borrow on this. She got 11th on the previous G1 race too.
450 speed, 250 stamina. 11th place twice.
>>534273421I could fix her
>>534273535>3* gold ship before goldshi weeknice waste of resources
Bros please do not fall for the propoganda to roll on super creek banner. There will be super creek banners in jp year 2 which will be mid way of our next year
>>534273529It doesnt work like that!
>>534273394Sheโs perfect
>>534273529AIEEEEEEEEE ENDCHUDDIES OUR RESPONSE???
>>534273587nah it's actually worthless
always procs during accel phase
>>534273589and what was her wit
>>534273535End Closer Corner from HishiAma and End Closer Straights from Taishin would be good, same with Medium Straight/Corners from Tachyon. Also if you're confident in your other cards, you can swamp one of them out for MLB Yaeno for easy access to gold ramp up, tail held high, or playtime's over
>all of these post and shitpost
>still no sexy Dia chan
wtf bros
>>534273589The Stakes? Hopeless.
>>534273626Any good other support banners coming out this year?
>>534273589bwo just focus speed and go front for the early races. You don't even need stamina until the first summer ends
>>534270302Her engrish is very entertaining, I want to hear her talk dirty with it
>>534273696This is an Almond Eye thread
>>534273589WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
what do you guys think for cm: pace tachyon or late rudolf
>>534273745>Go front with your E aptitudeJust shut the fuck up, dude.
>>534273736I say this every time I throw some steaks on my grill. Iโm a bad cook.
>>534273672Do speed skills actually do anything in the early and mid race or do you just take them hoping they pop on the final stretch?
>>534273074I WANT PONYTAIL OGURI IN GAME GOD DAMNIT
>>534273696I'm hogging her for myself.
>>534273626Might as well roll for Stam Shakur by then
>>534273769rudolf is better for this cm
tachyon stamina unique will be good for long cm
there was a tweet of some nip tachyon winning Gemini Cup with fucking 400 stamina but had like 3 gold recovery skills + unique
Winning the onsen ticket with Winning Ticket and having winning sex
>>534273783E aptitude doesn't matter though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMVPT0vEK5M
>>534273863Imagine all the crying
>bwo just build speed to win junior G1
>bwo just build power to win junior G1
>bwo you should focus on friendship early on
make up your mind woman
>>534273831PROTECT THE JUKEBOX
>>534273783It unironically works. Strategy aptitude tanks wit which literally doesn't matter if you're outspeeding everyone from the front.
>>534273814they do, but they might actually be bait on goldship since you can get pushed up too far and not proc ryan's unique
>>534273696dia poster > almondposter
>>534273626I just want a single copy so that I can get my Swinging Maestro machine and then borrow something else.
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>>534273587She didn't inherit the Maruzensky nor the Rudolf ults so that was the only other thing I could spend my points on after buying the good skills.
>>534273616I got her to 3* like a month ago kek.
>>534273672>>534273679I actually forgot to swap the Spe card with my Taishin for this run. The Yaeno card seems worth it but I don't think I have the sparks to not do 4 speed/2 stam. How is her Potential 5 skill by the way? Is it worth picking up?
>irl agnes digital just races on almost anything
What the fuck
>>534273918Thats a very nice video. I'm glad he doing fine
Still a fat ass
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Why are people so scared of this race?
>>534273783You're running a late Oguri I don't think you deserve to use those specific words in that particular order.
>>534274000It's one of the better recovery skills
>>534274035The way we treat Urara in game
>>534273975Oh no, I think I'm turning around on Dia
>finally have an uma related dream
>it's just me helping Orfevre with the getaway after she robbed a bank in Australia
This wasn't very sex at all...
>>534274000Stam or power sparks?
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>>534274118At least you two didnt smell the poopoo
>>534273743For spenders you can consider tosen jordan & nice nature banner which are decent for FM replacement and Riko Kashimoto roughly around october/november.
If you don't have any kitasan banner you can consider it at the end of the year.
Otherwise no. First year is perfect for rolling on wife umas before they start power creeping into support card banners heavily in 2nd year
>>534273993It's ok if you are a spender.
>>534274051Next time work on not hitting it with your teeth and itโs a lot hotter if you make eye contact. Also donโt ask if Iโm going to cum every 20 seconds, youโll know when Iโm about to cum in your mouth.
>>534273696sorry dia... but i dont see you in that way...
>>5342740003 speed 3 power with like 6* stam and a borrowed 9* stam would do the trick, no?
>>534274118>gets arrested>put in jail>go to bail her out>catch her sniffing the poop bucket
>people will say just go front on early races bwo
>suzuka is natty front runner
>300/250/200 before classic year with focus+lone wolf
>16th on hanshin juvenile
>1st on hopeful steaks
>never lose another race
what the fuck happened on that hanshin
>>534274093I'll get her to potential 5 and farm a few more runs before CM starts then
>>534274141Guest Mejiro Ryan was 3 Power/5 Stam, My McQueen is 7 Stamina but with 7 stars worth of URA Finale sparks.
>>534274118I'm jealous. I usually just get dreams of me watching porn in public spaces with the volume on.
>golshi pulls her 'train only one stat' bullshit
>right before race day
thank you golshi that was very smart of you
>>534274060Somewhat stingy requirements for an early race where you're probably friend maxing instead of actually raising stats that'll help you win.
I donโt ever remember my dreams
>>534274232Late start
Focus can mitigate a little, but not if the late start is bad enough.
>>534273861i see. alright, thanks. i'll still train up a couple tachyons to see but i was leaning more toward rudolf anyway since i like her more (...and i have better late supports than pace chaser stuff)
every time I train golshi I end up hating her a bit more
>>534274174>For spenders you can consider tosen jordan & nice nature banner which are decent for FM replacement and Riko Kashimoto roughly around october/november.I guess I'll save up whatever I have for Eishin and roll the rest on the naisu ssr, which rolls out at the same time
It was my original plan anyway
>>534273783Why not? Works for G aptitude.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkd2ryKJvqk
almond eye giving birth
>>534274376Nah, I'm good.
>>534274232Wit is the only Stat you don't get a career bonus on, if you get rushed with 150 wit you unironically just die on the track like irl suzuka
is nobody going any wit for this cm? is umamusume not a wit game...?!!
>>534274174Not exactly a spender, but since the next uma I'm waiting for is summer Maru, I think I can afford a few rolls for Creek
Is there a place that lists the best cards for each horse?
SHE DID IT THE LITTLE PINK SHIT DIDN'T JOB
so fucking proud of this genki hors. Not bad for a mediocre deck and her jobbing 4 races in a row Junior Year. Never been prouder of a pony.
>>534273626Bro I only have Tosho MLB, most of my SRs are still only 2 LB
>>534274232Front runners completely brick if they late start. It's always ridiculous speedrunning a Bakushin career and suddenly having to clock a random G3.
>>534273797the hopeless steaks..
>>534274376Still amazes me how foals can walk right after being born.
>>534273626What about the fine motion banner should I bother with that?
Alright, you can come out of the box now
btw, is there any equivalent of Princess fes banner (Pricone redive) for Uma musume? essentially Increased SSR rates for Uma and of course with 200 spark pts as well
Looking for a Gold Ship meme/crop where she has a silly/aheago face and you can see cum shoot out of the screen, implied to be from her huge futa cock.
>>534274376wtf is that blue thing coming out of her ass
Putting Teio out to stud.
What is this expression conveying?
>>534274456AND SHE SHAT OUT A 3* SPEED SPARK WITH NOT EVEN S TIER SPEED
is there nothing she can't do?
>>534274452Would be kinda cool if they took horses from other games for collaborations. Not that a ton of games have notable horses in them.
>>534274583I just grabbed a big handful of her fat ass
I like how you get 5640 carats, which is go ro shi (5 6 4) which sounds like golshi
>>534274376Goddamn that pussy can squirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJtWe6PRQQ
What would be the uma equivalent of a horse running off without its jockey?
>>534274570nvm i just realized thats her tail wrapped up
>>534274583your mother was a whore
>>534274376how does almond milk taste like
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>>534274654Sheโs so pretty
I honestly didn't like any of these guys but they've grown on me
>>534274376I love how she's helping her kid to walk, it's really cute
DON'T STOP NO DON'T STOP TILL PENIS
>>534274376Equinox is so lucky...
>>534274452sorry bwo. uma musume is a speed game
>>534274619The horse from Shadow of the Colossus, that's a fun one.
>>534274730Equinoxโs dad hit that first
Kitasan Black, I love you
>>534274376WTF Trainer this isnt me!
>>534274787I love you too!
>>534274376>all that bile ah that's fucking gross
>>534274521I would not no. Fine motion and wits is a luxury for whales currently. There's a fine motion banner with Maruzensky support card banner next year when wits becomes more relevant.
>doesn't show up for maestro for the nth time in a row
Super Creek, I hate you
>>534274649>loose horse won the raceHilarious. That's why you witmaxx
How come Brian has this hardass look and her campaign even features a hard mode but her top rival is a little girl that pretends to be an airplane
Losing to this is like negative aura man, you can't be a hardboiled uma if your biggest threat looks like this.
what parent/skills should i borrow if i want to build long umas
>>534274829Why is she blushing?
>>534274163god DAMN tama and march are FLAT
>>534274713When I played Tickezo's career I thought they weren't friends and only acquiatances/rivals after the Derby and lo and behold. I do like it, BNW is such a random dynamic that works.
>>534273993at that point you're better off waiting for aoharu in ~1.5 months after creek banner and spark a rice on the riko+rice banner
>>534274787>t. Cheval GrandNo seriously, why did that fucking plot point come out of nowhere in Season 3
>>534274941She is also your biggest threat. I will not elaborate further
>>534274941>lost to a little girl that pretends to be an airplaneKek what a bitch.
>>534274941I don't know, mate. I'm so afraid of her I'm gonna cry.
>>534275096The constant threat of dehydration
>>534275073where you playing a game while watching it or something, every episode with Cheval Grand racing against Kitasan or talking to her sisters had something related to their one sided rivalry
>>534274713I like how Biwa balances the other two strong personalities.
>>534275025It's rather cute to see Ticket and Taishin interacting in the menu.
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>>534274376Is that her first one?
>>534275197>Be Cheval Grand>Stare at Kitasan>Race>Lose>Go play some Baseball>Sisters try to cheer her up>She brushes them off and goes to seethe alone>Repeat for every race she loses to KitasanThat's literally all Cheval Grand amounted to in Season 3
>>534274376I love how she got caught off guard when her boy stood up while she's eating.
Out of all antics with Matikanefukukitaru, this one is my favorite. She just BSODs halfway through.
>>534275285>>534275186>This lost to thatBrian is a poser
>>534274962Cause Iโm inside her
>>534274941I would constantly lose to Maya if she were my rival.
>>534274942I recommend Long aptitude.
>>534275328and only after winning the japan cup against her she realized Kitasan never saw her as an enemy and always tried to be her friend, so kino
>>534274508I think it's because if they can't they just become wolf food right away
>>534274941>look her up>mayano won five g1s, including the all prestigious arima kinen, the spring tenno sho and one leg of the triple crown (kikuka sho)why is this horse a 2* again?
>>534274376How many G1s is that little guy gonna win?
Geez Bakushin how come you get to have TWO legend races?
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>>534275548Pay2wjn already makes people mad but pay4cunnk would cause your hq to get bombed.
The japs are keenly aware of this.
Who here saving for Tamamo Cross?
>>534275548Why does rarity matter? She can easily run all strats and all her versions are good. She's one of the more popular characters too, the only thing she's missing is her own story arc or anime.
>>5342755483* next week or so.
>>534274941>>534275104>HishiAma sandbagged Brian with this girl
>>534275650me, i love all the oikamis
>>534275547I know the reason. It's still an amazing happening.
>>534272846God I love Grass Wonder
>>534275548Bro guess which uma is the first one to get a bride version
>>534275548>Golshi was stellar enough to even be in a position to cause several tens of millions of dollars in damage to begin with>Vodka is in the Japanese Hoers Hall of Fame or whatever>Bakushin even despite being a complete retard of a horse was so dominant at sprints it forced the JRA to take sprints seriously after his career was over
>>534275398I will never forgive her IRL trainer for squandering that potential.
So retarded it forced the writers to hit (You) with the retard ball for her main story chapter.
>>534275668isnt this chart already irrelevant dogshit because wedding alts have already been confirmed for August and we already have Taishin
>Uma has smug faces if they dominate the race
Always funny to see.
>>534275668How is Brian valuable? Everybody is saying she is mid at best
>>534275668>Hishi in October>Nobody interesting until thenOh good, I might be able to save up my rolls
>>534275668i need to hit it big in the stock market or i wont be able to get everyone...
>>534275668>brian, kiseki, doto, and flash are so close togetherI don't know if I'm gonna have enough carats guys...
>>534275369Aaron's Rod is her first foal (video of the birth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDlE65OjJZw)
her second foal Promesa al Mundo won his first race a few days ago
she had her third foal with kitasan black last year
her fourth was with equinox (who is kitasan's son)
>>534275764>>Vodka is in the Japanese Hoers Hall of Fame or whateverShe's earned that position in blood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mtL-Lk4WfE
>Do 10-pull
>Favourite Star
>9 1*s and a Vodka
>This happens 3 times in 3 days
I feel like the game's mocking me by putting Vodka last.
>>534275668I thought clovers would be on Taishin for breeding and Falcon for racing
>>534275891Furioso is so pretty why did she have to be a DIRTER
Her little pre-race animation is kinda cute. There is something about the way she ogles your horse.
You are not immune to mind control.
>You are not immune to mind control.
You are not immune to mind control.
>You are not immune to mind control.
You are not immune to mind control.
>You are not immune to mind control.
>>534275975I fucking wish it was dated
I need more time to gather my carats please Cygames gimme more time
>>534275668>Brian>Amazon>Kiseki>Flash>Gold City>Doto
I liked Kingu since S1 anime. If I play JP right now as a complete beginner, would I be able to know about her story considerably even as a F2P? How do Uma banners work?
>>534276163bro just play the english version
>>534276000Poor girl needs more art, I post a different one every day and she has by far the least amount I've seen so far and Pixiv isn't any better either.
>>534276163You're in luck, she is prominently featured in the second volume of the main story as the trainer's wife
>>534275668>Amazon in October>Summer Maru a months laterI'm not gonna make it
>>534275668>Brian is valuable, but falcon notwhat? I thought the umas you should go for where Falcon, seiun, marusexo summer, xmar oguri crap. Why is Brian good?
>>534275398I like that both horses competed in arima kinen 1995
https://youtu.be/6vLXeuAaNew?si=EnGFh6-PxtcM3W0Q
Bonus nice Natie and hishi Amazon too.
If you want to watch twin turbo running 1994 is very funny.
>>534275668why is brian considered valuable
>>534275668only getting Eishin Flash, Dober, and Xmas Oguri from this list
>>534276268I think it's a girl from the Mad Max or something.
>>534276215>3 years of content behind>but muh accelerated releaseI don't care, I need Kingu content now. Also why I'm asking if Uma banners have considerable content for Umas.
>>534275668>not rolling till April 20works for me.
>>534275073Because every side character that isn't Dia was horribly underutilized.
>DuraMute and tunnel visioned to the point of not even remembering the winner of the last classic race she failed to get. Not true in the game.
>CrownSatellite character to Dia. Both of her wins were brushed off by the anime. Not true in the game
>ChevalBroody bitch who sulks for most of the season with nonexistent motivations. Not true in the game
>EarthJoke character who carries a toy violin around. She can actually play instruments in the game.
I hate S3 and I always will be
>>534276062You guys did get her before the banner disappears right?
Maybe I should just get rid of the locks to my office.
>>534276330She's very fertile
>>534276220Espoir City completely stole her popularity to be honest, they were announced at the same time after all
>>534276412>Cringe-chanlol no
>>534275960>Started off as a pacer before sliding into an inbetween position deep in the pack>Shoved against the rail>In the final spurt was able to duck out of that huge mob to the outside and blast forwardshiiiiyet, nice jockeying
>tfw my current Vodka very nearly wiped out in the junior fillies because of getting fucking boxedwhy cant our Vodkas do this stuff reliably
at least she won the Derby this time around
>>534276330awesome tits, shit outfit tho
>>534275668Do I have time to get Super Creek next, and then save for the wedding banner?
>my shitter team always jobs in TT getting around 300k
>Randomly have the god seed where everyone (even ulala and her band of misfits) pull their weight
Nothin personnel, but looks like I'm getting promoted
>>534276412I'll just luck her in the meta banners
>>534276412I saw her forcing herself on some poor Narita T rollers.
Does the pink debuffs stack with other uma that got the same skill?
>>534275668>Full Armor Matikanefukukitaru
>>534276478Not really we need more gems, acceleration is a double edged sword, not enough time to gather carat income properly.
>>534276412bwo i am way too broke after kitasan to roll on anything for the foreseeable future.
I hope i have 200 rolls saved by the time we get hishi amazon but the chances seem slim to none. Maybe Doto.
>>534276334Meine Pferdefrau
I pulled Oguri two days ago and got two hot springs tickets with her already. It's just meant to be.
>>534276367you can just watch the second chapter of the main story on youtube if you want her content so hard, and all alts share the same base story with only like 4 different events so there's no reason to reroll for her cheerleader or weeding versions
>>534276613The NPC Umas have great names
>>534276412No thanks, I prefer the superior zoomer horse
>>534276268High earning dirt racehorse from Funabashi, she's an exchange student at Tracen. Also notable for being the only horse in game owned by the Sheikh of Dubai which made her a surprise addition.
>23TP / 100TP
>Rough_sex potions: 0
Im board.
>>534276613TRAFFIC LIGHTS
>>534276415Sex with Daiwa
>>534276412I did on her release
>>534276415Surely upu don't get locked in often enough for it to be a problem.
>23TP / 100TP
>toughness potions: 0
Im board.
>>534276718When is she coming to global?
>>534276412Not one roll, saving everything for Brian.
>>534276573you wouldn't have gotten the gems required to spark even if it wasn't accelerated, the daily and weekly gibs suck shit, at most you miss like 15 rolls across 10 weeks considering we've gotten every single gibs JP has gotten and even some extra (the steam 1.5k carats)
What is her name?
Don't look it up.
>a "spin off" manga for Uma
>it's actually a proper shounen manga and sells millions of copies instead of the usual "nice to have" manga most big franchises have
>great anime adaptation too
Who's that dressing up like garbage?
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1953096579642212431
I am saving for manflattan cafe
>>534276938Who? Dicta Striker?
>>534276854>>534276738Board enough to type out rough_sex potions, delete and repost?
>>534276916I would never forget my wife matikanetannhauser's name
>>534276938Soccer Boy or whatever her mob version is called is so ugly no wonder the owner doesn't want to give the rights
I may have no carats left after dumping them on the new support banner, but damn I am up like 300 points at least in speed, power and stamina now that I got these SRs to MLB or 3LB. I have 2LB Diamond, but am aiming for Tail Held High from the Sky card. Super Creek can stay as a MLB friend slot for me since, I've been told, she is a pain to use otherwise since she has zero initial friendship guage otherwise.
>>534274329You will enjoy golshi week
>>534274453Is it still possible to get S. Maru if I empty my stash on Creek?
>>534276895>golshi's handMolesting Mcqueen on the beach is a bold move.
>>534276916Matikanetanhauser?
>>534276854>>534276738hm, must have been the wind.
>23TP / 100TP
>toughness potions: 0
Im bored
what sounds better for gold ship
>4 speed, 2 stam, power sparks
>3 speed, 3 power, stam sparks
>>534277137Yeah, we should just drink our rough sex potions and move on.
>>534277068You only need 150 carats or 50 paid carats
>>534277035Diamond has firm condition and med corners though
>>5342771904 speed, 2 power, stam sparks
Bro, just kill yourself. There's no coming back.
>>534276916MatikaneTANHOYSA
>>534277182Hi bored, im El Condor pasa.
>>534277182>Situations that aren't real.
>>534277237but she only has 10% power gain :(
We respect the Commander here.
>>534273529Box doesn't exist in CM. Imagine getting boxed with only 9 umas.
>>534277182Third time's the charm?
Wait... third?
>>534277324you get power from speed training
>>5342773051 wit or 1 guts
Lone wolf
>>534277236I could replace Sky with Diamond I guess.
>>534277340>*Blocks your path*
>>534277340More like Commander of Suckass
It's over... I've gotten all available carats, I can say with certainty that Curren was full of shit when she claimed to love me.
>>534277379He used his free alarm clock so technically he has one more free try to get 1st.
btw what to expect from the Golshi Week?
>>534277423Who's better at sex?
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Kawakami Princess
>>534277340BANZAIIIIIIIII
>>534277452Better luck next time!
>>534276412I already have Taiki and Maru so I don't need her
>>534277452You can always save for summer Maruzenzky.
Hag is love.
>>53427749811,000,000,000 carats.
>>534277470God that outfit is sex
>>534277514WIT FOR THE WIT GOD
>100 / 100 TP
>toughness potions: 996
>collab and campaign items (each worth 30 TP): 3
>KFC buckets (each worth 100 TP): 2
>handmade chocolates for valentines (each worth 30 TP): 9
I'm bored.
>>534277594This feels like pachinko.
OH COME OOOOOOOOOOOOON
WHAT THE FUCK WHY NOT 3*
>Gets blocked 4 times in various races before the URA even starts.
Her mom was right about her.
30 million carats to Israel
>>534277496But Suzuka, I'm your trainer, we can't do that
mashallah she will eat them all
>>534277578If only it was a real outfit. Condor isn't popular enough to get two outfits like Grass wonder.
>>534277498You will kneel and beg for her forgiveness and she will deny you.
>>534277594Please tell me this is fake
>>534277340Yes, I respect my FUARKING legend El Condor Pasa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD8scK1qBBA
>>534277658I'd rather have a 1* sta/pow than a 3* spd
>>534277694Are you joking or for real?
My favorite horse is pretty
>>534277340What happens if I don't?
>>534277594https://youtu.be/LAZWZf8gdSk
>>534277663Not my King's fault that late style is dogwater rn
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>>534277594>This is what the game becomesYeah...at this point those numbers stop meaning anything...
El should be the face of Uma Global!
>>534277873Spics don't play this game. It takes brain power.
>>534277594That looks fucking grim
>>534277561>savingNo. I will roll for whatever I want whenever I want and still somehow luckshit my way into a ""higher value"" account than most metafags, like always.
>>534277747She only gets Kukulkan Monk anon.
Grass gets Saint Jade and Blue warrior.
>>534277594with how many retards thought the BNW from the main story were an anon's CM team I can see people falling for this
>>534276916I'll always call her Tannhauser as her name will always remind of that iconic monologue in Blade Runner.
>>534277783We send you to Satono Island.
>>534277718She's got such an interesting singing accent
>>534277924But she is from Kentucky?
>>534277873If wrestling has taught me anything is that masked luchadores never become the face of the company
>>534277791>the whinny at the end
>>534277972Spechan isn't even a Satono
>>534277694it's not that she's not popular, just that the upcoming event with her alt wasn't well received at all, it took Grass 3 years to get another alt too
The only must-pull thing ever in the past 4 years of Uma was Kitasan Black. If you have her MLB, you're 100% free to roll for whatever you like.
>>534277594This is some weird April Fool's joke, right?
No way that's what the future holds, right?
>>534277989They why is she wearin' that nacho libre mask? She sounds mexican.
>>534277594>all those rainbow friendships>the training isn't rainbow>still falling for this
>>534278001What is Lucha Libre? For 500.
>>534275668I want so many. It's going to be hard.
>>534278092The current face of AAA isn't a masked guy
>>534278001Watch non-American wrestling hermano
>>534278080Of course, at worst it'll look like this.
>>534277694El chan is global's poster girl she'll get an exclusive global alt.
>>534277983I love El's singing voice, it's great. Her VA is among the really good singers in the cast in general imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFgc3MgRIzg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbKc5E1Cka8
>>534278086Because she is a silly uma
>>534278141Doesn't mean there wasn't at any point. Every era has a face. And masked wrestling had an era.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Santo
>>534277989Her dad was a masked professional wrestler who speaks Spanish, so you can flip a coin on whether she's half spic or her dad was a WWE spic-larper.
>>534278079I have no idea how true any of this is, but I like to imagine Bakushin as a North Korean sleeper agent.
>>534277873But...she already is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg
>>534278164Project L'arc was so kino, wish they skipped shitty MANT and Grand Live and released it after Aoharu
>>534266209What's wrong whale-kun? Couldn't get S-rank with 6 MLBs?
>>534278164Looking like a dating sim
>could've been a 1200 speed double S Gold Ship
Sigh... I guess this will do...
Don't call her El, call her La
>>534278391>already made his Gemini cup acesugoi
>>534278261El's dad is El Grande Americano
>>534278437No, call her The
>>534278248She's 100% a native-born American from Kentucky who could even run for President if she wanted to because she's a full citizen.
El Condor Pasa would call ICE on every spic she saw around her living area in kentucky if she was real
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>>534266638People with objectively superior taste.
Wait a minute, wasn't the Kentuky stuff just a Grass Wonder joke?
>>534278391she's a WITLET bwo
>>534278514>Grass Wonder is also from Kentucky
>>534271420I actually didn't see her winning a finale, usually if I reset it is in the semifinals
So when the hell did Pasa learn Spanish?
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>>534265348 (OP)El Condor Pasa has a nice ass
>>534278587Grass Wonder. You will never be japanese. You have no japanese genes. You were never born from a japanese breeder.
You are an American racehorse trained in Japan. You were born in the USA.
All the "Yamato Nadeshiko" you receive is half-hearted. Behind your back your friends complement you as a foreign beauty. Your parents are American. Torenas think you transfered from Tracen US Academy to Tracen JP. Tazuna once tried to speak broken english to you. Yayoi even asked for your Visa and transfer papers when you enrolled. Hundreds of years of thoroughbred breeding has given you the perfect, unmistakable characteristics of an American racehorse, no amount of "japanification" will change that.
You will never be a japanese racehorse. Every single morning, during your tea ceremonies, after El splatters tabasco all over your natto, you fake a smile and tell yourself it's going to be okay. But deep inside, you want to be like her. You want to shoot revolvers like Taiki Shuttle, watch Tom Cruise's Top Gun like Mayano, and eat fat burgers and fries with a side of XL Cola. Eventually it will be too much to bear, you'll buy yourself a ticket to USA, buy a huge SUV, wear a cowboy hat, and wield your firearm in public while screaming "FREEDOM". Your parents will find you, happily running and winning in American turfs and derbys. Your perfect genes will live on to the next generation, and your legacy will be of foals with unmistakable American racehorse identity.
Your fate is sealed. You can never turn your back on your heritage.
You will return to the land of the free.
>>534278546>taste>posts sloppa
>>534278525Anon she's not smart enough to know what the word spic even means.
>>534276880No idea, she was released at least a year or two into JP so probably deep into next year for global
>>534278587I don't remember if they were from the same ranch but both were born in Kentucky and soon after brought to japan
A few hours before this
>>534278475
Bakushin definitely knows I'm bullshitting her, right?
She can't be that stupid, she's the class representative
>>534278546>taste>ai sloppa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXBu0So8luk
Bamco should just make AC8 so that I can buy the uma plane skins.
>>534278164My wife dia-chan
>>534278791She has 10% in wit learning, she's just pretending to be retarded
>>534278587Why do you think El and Grass are roommates anon? They're both Americans from Kentucky
>>534278745Bitch is 40 years old and still going to high school
>>534278897I thought it because of her wondering into el's pasa.
>>534278673has somebody made a ken-sama grass wonder yet?
>>534276916Mambonumbahfive
>>534275668>Tazuna and Creek cards this week>Amazon in late SeptemberI really dunno if I should risk it and get the cards now, probably not enough time to get a spark later
>>534278851Uhhhhh why is she pretending to believe my lies?
>>534278791Hard to say. She calls you out on it several times but then she falls for the next bait immediately, maybe she really is THAT stupid, or maybe she's suffering from overwhelming sunken cost/stockholm syndrome
OH SHID
I don't care about the build anymore
>>534278587Taiki is also from kentucky
>>534279093I just unsheathed my blade, Natie.
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>>534278687Yes I prefer aesthetics over virtue signaling.
>>534278745sauce on these?
I HATE SPECIAL WEAK SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL
>>534279030Gomenasai, my name is Grass Wonder-Sama.
Iโm a 16 year old American Uma Musume (Horse girl for you gaijins). I draw Calligraphy and Ukiyo-e on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my sashi skill and eating superior Japanese plants. (Tanpopo, himawari, kusa)
I train with my Naginata every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through a wrestler's clothes because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my naginata license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I race in Japan perfectly, both JRA and the Hanshin course, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese keiba and their rules, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend the prestigious Toresen Gakuen Academy to learn more about their magnificent history. I hope I can become a racist for the Twinkle Series or a yamato nadeshiko!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>>534266638Who is this 'trainer' uma?
>>534279093I got two of these in a row while trying to build mean nature.
I lost both runs, good luck anon.
Play Chiyono O no Onayami Soudanshitsu no Uta, I don't care if it scares the hoes.
but why?
https://youtu.be/3y2i3Q5r6qM
>>534279138the issue isn't "virtue signalling", I don't care about AI
the issue is that all the AI you've posted looks like fucking slop
unless the "aesthetic" you're going for is dogshit
>>534279187>KarenOvaries detected, opinion rejected.
>>534279354Botlickers love their stale generic aesthetic
>>534278791She does show signs of knowing our bullshit but good thing she has serious attention deficit if we hype her up
>>534279215Thank you this is great, first thing I thought about when reading grass wonder's story
>>534279354Your mother lies too when she tells her friends how proud of you she is. Why would I listen to a generational hypocrite, who also doesn't have "the eye"
The Bakushin Road also leads to marriage and motherhood.
TEIO TEIO TEIO
TEIO TEIO TEIO
TEIO TEIO TEIO
TEI TEI O
>>534279238Thanks anon, she won on the final alarm clock
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I didn't see the appeal of armpits and then I unlocked Bakushins outfit when I promoted her.
>she hasn't made it to tracen
>some fuckass pink loser makes it in
OHOHOHOHOHO
Stupid question, does Late Surger Savvy go on a Mean Nature? I have skill points left over...
>>534279527anon what the fuck are you talking about
>>534278079How come i keep winning team trials against all the whales with kita then, metaslave?
>>534279465I can't tell if she saw through it or really saw running 3 sprints in a row as an achievement.
>Gold Ship week starts later in the day
I hate it.
>>534278090Also
>6602 max speed>Spe as trainee and supportThe longer you look at it the funnier it gets.
>>534280205What is gold ship week?
I like running grass wonder because the blue color scheme in the ui looks pleasing.
Who else is blue?
>>534280507originally it's the event that plays through japan's golden week, there will be daily carats, events to get both monies and goldship pieces to make her 3 stars
>>534280759>Free gold ship 3 starNice
Aoi...my greatest ally...a real human female!
>>534274060Because i need to winn 50 of them to potential break Golshi
>try putting tazuna in my deck
>well if i have tazuna already, might aswell put two wit cards for energy too
>A+ uma at the end of the run
>do it again
>A+ again
is this the way?
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