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>>534736828>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
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>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
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danchou you have some kicking to do
Teio guy didnโt make it
its time for dacchis to unionize
the danchou oppression must end
>>534753517Iโd like her more if I could get more than one copy
Joining the rooms made me realize
>my sprint uma is shit
>my mile uma is shit
>my medium uma is shit
>my long uma is shit
>my dirt uma is shit
is SR King Halo worth it over the event special week on non-pace chasers?
>>534753565You really don't want to know what happened to the last guy that tried it...
>>534753578I got 10 from pulling Kita. I'd give you one if I could.
>>534753617ive come first and almost last with the same horse, shit happens
Bros can you post your CM Golshis? I don't know how much stam she needs.
>>534753657i cant read this
>load up my account over to my phone since I'm getting tired of clicking
>phone doesn't even run hot when playing the game
This game is surprisingly really well optimized on the phone.
>>5347537491k stam + 2 good gold recovery is the minimum
>>534753593woah! wishing you a terrible run bwo!
>>5347537491k stam
gold recoveries
S medium
this is minimum
>>534753657> ใ ใใใChat is this real?
GOOD SPARKS FOR ANONS UNDER THIS POST!
>>534753653And we are off to the MISERY KINO
>>534753948shit someone noticed
>>534753749This one does fine but inevitably loses to Medium S
One day i will proc it on a good run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mNuyIpgNUo
saar please do the needful and use high KPI cards
do you have to train with a support when they're on the stat to get their events? like do i have to click a stat when super creek is on there to advance her events and get swinging maestro?
>>534753593>get everyone to orange before junior year>you are plagued by all the support umas meeting up at guts for the entire run
>>534753657>>534753952Falco IS desperate enough.
>>534754124what if your swinging maestro doesnt proc 18% of the time?
I wish Narita could compete with Goldshi but she's so shit. 20% guts scaling? C'mon you whore
>>534754143Even my Support cards have KPIs now...
>>534753796>streamlined, easy career>can farm noobs with dirt oguri cap>can run as pace with 2 gold recoveries w/o welfare spe>decent parent thanks for her universally good uniquewhat's not to love?
>>534754145You do this after every training
>>534752728She will for EN. She was for JP.
>>534753531>still got the triad boss aura>>534753657What did the platonic traineezoned falcon mean by this?
>>534754238she's great when guts rework comes
>>534753839So this should be the point where max potential-ing gold ship should be the way?
>>534754004>those Haru Uraras stuck at the very backThat is some sunday suffering
>end career
>new mission completed
eh?
>>534754324How are you even getting that close? Are you humble bragging?
>>534753653And with that, the Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby comes to an end!
Thank you for everyone that joined today! Good races and much fun to be had!
I'm gonna knock myself out in bed now!
Until next time!
>>534753819Sometimes it doesnโt overheat, sometimes i have to put my phone into the freezer half way through a career
>>534754324should have gambled more
Infront of you is a big red button.
When pressed:
You become a trainer of your favorite Uma.
But you will become a straight woman trainer to a straight Uma.
Would you press that button?
>>534754234Thats why you bring a backup ACE
Grass wonder has that NTR smile...
Narita Taishins banner can't end soon enough I need statues for El Pasa
>>534754416>doxedits over
Thought I could sneak out something by switching to Front but someone else had the same idea and both of us got passed pretty hard.
>>534754416>fourthI expected my Haru to do way worse, I didn't give her that much stamina.
>>534754327i figured MLB Dia-chan would at least be pretty great for Medium racers
>>534753680I got 10 Bourbonโs instead
>>534754449curse you anon,
why cant i seduce my favourite uma's trainer?
>>534754004With this little short stack
>>534754416I placed! And this was fun-thanks for hosting
Nothing really beats the feeling of claiming honse idol pussy with rough, frequent nakadashi sex
>>534754416Thanks for hosting all of those races, it was truly a Marvelous Sunday.
>>534754416im never joining again
you doxxed me
>>534754416>>534754416>forgot to censor the namesfuck
its 3am please forgive me
>>534754429>intergalactic idol goddess>still can't confess her love for trainerShe'll end up BARREN at this point
>>534754324fuck you paypiggy
>>534753749I was debating to pick up either corner curve or go home and went with go home for 99% that either one gold would proc.
>Med AOf course I didnt get any medium sparks with 13 med total on a gold inspiration
Okay so I basically grind til I get at least a 3 star in a blue spark for 3 different umas. Then put it on an uma I want to do really well?
>>534754392Nah, I'm just cheesing for rank with speed and wit on bakushin, I want the gems you get by getting S rank
>>534754416nice doxxing retard
>>534754416Thanks for hosting! These are always fun!
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>>534754416how the fuck did I get 2nd, my Haru is awful
>>534754670Yes. It's mostly RNG though, and spark QoL won't come for a while.
Reminder:
You WILL regret doing poorly in CM.
Japan lost 60% of their player base after the first CM. Many F2P and "dolphin" players were extremely frustrated upon seeing how much they missed out on.
It didn't help that the CM winning whales got catapulted even further ahead from all their extra rewards, basically making them forever untouchable and out-of-reach.
If you can't do well in this CM, you will only do worse in every CM going forward, constantly fighting from behind.
I'm telling you this in hopes you'll be prepared for the CM and do well enough to stay in the game.
>>534754416thanks anon, I enjoyed my b+ shitters not coming last
see you soon
>>534754662What deck do you use? I have trouble maxxing speed.
for me, it's Bamboo Memory
>>534754812the CM whales already have all the cards tho
whats the different in getting more carats?
>>534754812>Japan lost 60% of their player base after the first CM.I don't believe you.
>>534754449>become a womanYou lost me on that front. Iโm a witlet so Iโll just be a detriment to my favorite Uma either way
>>534754812cool fanfiction
>>534754812>doom over 600 caratsyou are mentally unwell
>>534754812thats not MANT
>>534754932horse pussy....
>>534754364Swinging maestro and breath of fresh air is the way. You can get Golshi's recoveries if you want but i don't know if they're as good as those 2.
>>534754812bro doesn't first place give you like 3k carats or something? thats like nothing lmao
>>5347548394 Speed should do the trick
>>534754812>first CMWasn't it MANT?
>>534754812Yeah, gonna suck to miss out on the bonus spark star title. Oh well.
>>534754449would if i get to live with neo
>>534754812>CM winning whales got catapulted even further ahead from all their extra rewards, basically making them forever untouchable and out-of-reach>whalesRetard, they were untouchable and out of reach in the first place. You think the average player is an oil prince?
>>534754731wtf why is Urara topping me
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>gets my best score ever just hours before the reset
Lucky.
When making parents for pink sparks, Is it better to go 9* track 9* distance, or 6* track 12* distance?
Why do people say Condor sucks in Taurus cup?
>>534755240distance >> turf/dirt
I do not care for Mejiro McQueen.
Is there a hidden stat for event frequency? Seems like I get Kitasan's practice perfect event almost every run while I'm jamming in a gimpy Sweep Tosho who hasn't given me Charming event before senior year for over ten runs.
your golshis will get stuck, I'll pray to Shiraoki-sama
doom is approaching endtards
>>534755010>>534755070MANT caused a massive player drop in JP? How come?
Waiting patiently for her banner...
>>534754429How do I read this?
What do the stars mean?
Uma Musume requires you to be an orca at the absolute bare minimum, dolphins are not welcome here
what an incredible junior year, loads of extra trainings for free +5 energy, started dating with tazuna, no failures, good hints
this could be the run
Club Unbricked has one open slot!
Looking for active people, shoetrading, 15mil fan goal (not a requirement but a goal to aim for)
Put /uma/ in your profile or gimme your ID to invite you.
If nobody whales we all win
NYIGGER
NYIIIIGGEEEEEEEEEER
>>534755362Nothing like making a girl that could bench you blush in your arms.
>>534755332no story for the umas and very long time to complete the scenario each day
>>534755389No it doesn't.
>>534755240Distance is more important than surface. But if you were to somehow be able to pick, then probably an even split would be better so you can more consistently get both aptitudes at S.
>>534755332Career going from 30 minutes to 60 minutes on average
is super creek a must roll tomorrow? i didnt get her originally
>>5347553321 hour+ run time
bwos how did my oguri kappu beat the first arima kinen with sub 400 stam?
>>534755534just skip
https://youtu.be/sByo2J1IDQU
>>534755550it's a guts card
>>534755384She knows she makes her trainer horny like that
>>534755384Hey, hold on a second! pic related does NOT translate to that!
Tell me about Dream Journey.
>>534755550nice nature guts
>>534755534only if your favorite umas are medium/long, and then only if you can spark or are lacking may SRs
>>534755247She swallows too!
The last spurt starts at a corner and her unique activates way too late in the final straight
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=100141
>>534755308Same. Trash yuri bait character.
>>534755453How many would you give her?
>>534755556meanwhile i had a horrendous start with tachyon resulting 3 mood downs and somehow i still won hopeful stakes
>>534753429is she getting it from behind?
>>534755524>>534755541does the turn count go up or something? or is it just that races take longer to tap through?
>>534755674which uma is that?
>>534754416my umas didn't win, but i hope they had fun
thanks! onwards to the next marvelous sunday
>>534755051I thought bofa is ass and waste of skill points?
>>534755362Could you link the sauce for this one anon? I want to save the full res in my Gentildonna collection. If itโs AI the bots are getting too good
>>534755384Good thing sheโs too dumb to realize that Iโm going to use her shoes for dirty stuff.
>>534755754jp players started getting tired so their careers took longer
>>534755709everytime I see this Tachyon I get a hard on
>>534755384Is this a good translation?
>>534755332Racemaxxing on roids. Cykek in their infinite wisdom didn't playtest the new scenario and the only thing that makes the gimmick for the new scenario is being extremely racist.
Lowest race runs are at ~30. It also had the most random event bullshit ever and tacked with slow load times. You rarely get anything as low as an hour per run.
Music like this kinda makes me disappointed the game's aesthetic is Pretty Derby and not RTTT, BoaNE or CG. It lines up far more with the latter.
https://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLg
>>534755734That's mine. Give her to me. I'll give you the Tachyon the game accidentally gave me.
>>534755864fuck does that mean
Probably gonna farm some sparks tomorrow, so i've been wondering, what are the universally best unique character skills to pass down? Oguri and Maruzensky's are obvious enough, but are there dark horse picks?
>>534755817its not a waste like iron will but it may activate too early
>>534755817you must be thinking of iron will
>>534755817the only reason why people say it's ass is because it has a chance at proc at the beginning of the race
>>534755641She's the bestest girl! and you shouldn't doubt her love for you but the fact remains she's probably killed at least one person for you!
Cute!
>>534755817What's a bofa?
>>534755727>ใใธใฟใซ>ใใธใใฌใฏไฝ้ใใใใพใงใใใชใใใใซๅพใใใ่ฆใใใถใใใฎใงใใใธใใใฏๆใใใๆใใคใคใๅชใใใไธ็ทใซๆใใฆใพใใๆใๅชใใ่ฆใใใถใใฆๆกใใฎใงใ้กใ่ฆใใชใใฆใๅฎๅฟใyes
when I pull a 6th copy of an SSR is there any reason not to turn it into horseshoes? maybe an event to do something with them later?
>>534755817is not that bad, is just inconsitent
waste if activates too early, so is just a bet
>>534756068bofa DEEZ NUTZ
>>534755970Silence Suzuka's. Because if you aren't first at all times, you are last.
This... is the real speed of Tachyon... BEHOLD!
>>534756065What does it mean if I like her dad more?
You will roll for her right?
>>534755612whats the next meta card then? if i have to wait until 2026 i'll just roll tomorrow and fill up my SRs
>>534755654yeah im missing a lot of SRs since i saved all my carots for 200 rolls on kitasan, got enough carots to do another 200 rolls now
>>534747764To the one who requested the McQueen swimsuit translation, here you go
>>534756068bofa BAWLZ
lmao gottem
>>534755817bofa deez isn't dogcrap compared to iron will. At least it can activate on ANY straight but that often means it will whiff in the fucking opening leg. Iron will did get reworked and can activate in the middle leg but it's still ass.
>>534755817You have been psyopsed. It is the second best universal recovery skill.
How do you get rainbow cleatussies?
Iron will is perfeclty fine
>>534755841Oh boy, of course she knows.
>>534754846The beta felt a lot like a delinquent.
people ripon bofa but when long comes around next cup you guys are going to say "don't forget your 1200 stamina plus three gold skills!" and when anyone asks what gold skills it's going to be SM+bofa+1.
STOP THE COUNT I KNOW MY TEAM IS FULL OF SHITTERS JUST LET ME HAVE THE PROMOTION CARATS I DON'T CARE IF I DROP OUT NEXT WEEK.
I can feel it bros.. the window closing.... I won't find my 1.5m club....
Get that smelly bum Narita Taishin off the banner and give me Falco NOW
Is running 2 end runners on CM a bad idea?
>>534755612Very nice. Iโve been borrowing creek so Iโm just going to keep doing that I suppose
>>534754812>Reminder:>You WILL regret doing poorly in CM.what's cm?
>>534756385>50k people in class 5 get promotedJesus
My account is so fucking bricked it's unreal.
>>534756179can you do page 2
>>534756369Is there any way to reliably get it or is it pure rng like it seems? I'm sure sweats must have figured a way to manipulate the results
bwos im scared of what she's gonna do to me
>>534755247>>534756353Not sure if anyoneโs translated this yet, but could you do this one as well?
>>534756496you run the vodka card, RNG fishing for the event is a meme.
>>534756156She's gonna take care of that! She actually first meets the trainer while both are cheering on Stay Gold in a race
>>534756391>Casual club drops out of the top 1000.>Really debating if I should find a new one or stick with these guys because I don't want to deal with quotas.
>>534755640We can make it Taishin bro...
>>534755817there are a few terminally online schizos in this general that will go "KITASAN IS JESUS REINCARNATED" when in reality it's just universally usable and like 2% better than other SSRs. those same people see BoFA is 4% less consistent than something like Gourmand or Swinging Maestro and they shit their pants and call it unusable, despite there not being other things to spend your points on.
You can tell it's just a few of them because there are hours like this when 0 of them are online and every reply will say they are wrong.
>>534756491bro just keep buying carats, you can unbrick it
>>534756583Maybe you can but I can't.
I don't get paid until after her banner ends even if I wanted to swipe the last 100 I couldn't.
>okay, this marvelous sunday has taught me to better my Grass Wonderโs stamina!
>do career
>the worst career with three infirmaries worth of night owl
>only one stamina card on the actual stam training out of three
>once again achieve higher speed
>fail UrA finale because I forgot to put her on late surger in winter/soft AK and lost three clocks
>barely a B rank Uma
Well, there goes all three borrows for today
>>534755930Well that event is themed around that serious tone since every japanese horse goes to france to die and the race theme goes hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZQ037cQcjc
but yeah cutesy wacky aesthetic will find its way around no matter what
>>534754812What is even the difference between the absolute first place versus last place rewards for CM
>>534754812>Japan lost 60% of their player base after the first CM.it's funny you based this entire schizo rant over just a blatantly made up statement
the game will be fine just like it was fine for JP. it's just a minor source of carats in the end, Golshi Week alone gives double what a max CM win does and we will get good events constantly.
>no med s
>hydrate
I hate this game
>>534756079Congrats on the best paizuri horse in the game.
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jp trainings look wild
>>534756385im 10k points away from promoting, i just want the friend points so i can 3* golshi
>>534756581kindred spirit, im in the same boat though I'd be fine with a quota
>>534755674Outside of Maruzensky what kinda signature skills should front runners inherit?
>>534756753uhhhh bros wheres kitasan?? why is there only 1 speed card
>>534756746DAMN her heads are huge.
>>534756581Same. I donโt mind a casual club and I personally play 5 out of 7 days, but seeing people gone for weeks already makes me think
>>534756708>>534755930>Imagining an Uma game with the dynamic camera angles of the later projects -- also the special abilities work like the auras seen on Tamamo Cross and Oguri CapMaybe if we get another Uma gacha in the future, but oh well.
>>534756849erm thats a heckin highlander deck chud, you wouldnt understand
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>>534756267>secondENTER
Not even Corner Maestro is this good
>>534756753what button do i press...
>>534756550>now it's a vodka cardoh that is just great, I'm starting to figure out this game
>dude you don't need Kita, other SRs are good enough just borrow her>dude you don't need Creek, Kita gives you enough stats to balance your uma just borrow her>dude you don't need Vodka, just borrow her you already have Kita and Creek right?another masterpiece from Cyjews, that explains why this game made billions in japan
>>534756753>all those level 50 SSR cardsporkiest pay piggy
>>534756941Vertical mode for races gets pretty close.
>>534756491>he rolled without having 30kYou could've waited 6 months for All Uma Banner and sparked her there.
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>eh fuck it I'll run Mayano to try and get some 3 star spa-
>fuck
*training failure boing noise*
blegh
>>534757051you shard SSR cards in jp whaling has a whole different meaning there
>>534757109lock in anon, score that top cunny
>>534757047if you played priconne or granblue and got tugged around by their respective generals constantly telling you how to be a metaslave then you are going to hate this one too, yes.
>>534756841>fine with a quotaHow much do you estimate comfortably farming the rest of the month anon? This is assuming you like to play the game a lot anyway and wonโt actually burn yourself out struggling against a quota
>>534756746Posted wrong pic?
>>534756596It frequently whiffs either from popping too early or too late, way more than 4% of the time. Take it if you don't have anything better to spend SP on, but don't depend on it to get you over the stamina minimum.
>>534756581i dont have seen any unreasonable quota so far besides that 3 million per day one but I think that was just a shitpost
90% of quotas are totally doable if you play your 3 runs per day and actually do the optional races
everyone is together in the boat that is club ranking, so you should pull your weight with everyone else
its fine if you dont wanna do it but you gotta ask yourself what you want out of a club
https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/1954557265442152489
daiwa cute
>>534757232Ideally the quota matches my current playtime which is 3 runs of spark farms, each between 500-650k, so 1.5m/day is well within that range
>>534755332MANT caused a tiny player drop (compared to essentially no player drop for CM) but even that is exxagerated, it's more like how players in every game whine about the annoying parts even if nobody drops the game over them. MANT is likely to be beloved in global for the same reasons it was meh for JP.
JP players prioritize 2 things highly: lore because many are keibafags, and their own time/efficiency since many are salary-men playing on the train home and such, so they want to get in 1 run in the time their commute lasts.
Many disliked MANT because the runs do not use the keiba stories and instead are essentially "do whatever you'd like" fanfiction where you can make King Halo only do Sprints if you prefer. JP keibafans don't like that because they play for the story and the lore connections.
Many disliked MANT because the runs are longer. Like, a full efficiency run lasts like 60% longer because you're doing many races (as many as you can handle). Salarymen can't finish a MANT run on their commute and this is bad for them. Global players will probably appreciate a more pure roguelite mode without the keiba story and with longer gameplay time, especially because the ones that don't like it can still play older campaigns (URA will still be meta for spark farming).
>>534757128how is japan considered to be one of the smartest countries in the world when you have niggas blowing their entire month's salary on anime jpegs and living on 7-11 jelly donuts like this
Yeah im thinkin I will play the shitter league
>nyooooooo but anon everyone is going to le minmax b ranks
Even if these people existed (certainly havent met any in any b locked rooms) they're getting dwarfed by all the newcuties attending
>nyoooooo but the rewards are erm marginally worse!!
Unlike the whaley league I'm guaranteed first place by just slotting in glue horses from weeks ago that barely avoided b+ rank. I will cope with losing... 5 whole rolls
>>534757280>It frequently whiffs either from popping too early or too late, way more than 4% of the time.Even Maestro can whiff, especially due to wit %s. It's not like you're comparing "will work 100% of the time" and "will work 80% of the time", it's more like "will work 80% of the time" vs "will work 76% of the time".
>>534745971>>534746532Retard here. Where is this from? I can't seem to find it in the OP.
>>534756746that's fuji's spot but biwa is close enough
>>534757439>how is japan considered to be one of the smartest countries in the worldHow's the 80s treating you?
>>534757094Fuck you, I just wanted another End Closer kino character to then make my Golshi better through her legacy.
>>534757325>(URA will still be meta for spark farming).Why? Isn't the extra skill points from a new scenario going to allow you more skills onto a horse? I'm already feeling the limits of URA even if the scenario gene is good.
>>534745971>rolling for sub-10s as f2pngmi
>>534757325If I can get more playtime out of my carrot juice even better
>>534756849The campaigns have different gimmicks and the newest JP campaign has a gimmick where you get the most out of it by using 1 of each type of card.
>>534757325>JP players prioritize 2 things highlyI like lore...
But i do like taking me time with career and am not overly concerned with time/efficiency... but thats because i want to absorb the lore..
>>534753586is ringer the right word? that implies a different VA is actually doing their own version for the character. however for songs, they actually just reuse an existing recording from character that has a similar enough voice. not have pearl's VA pretend she's voicing tachyon. you can even hear it's just the exact same recording.
pearl's version: https://youtu.be/vjm1q9Q9GuY?t=435
also they reused machan for rice: https://youtu.be/vjm1q9Q9GuY?t=237
>>534757325>URA will still be meta for spark farmingthen what's the point of MANT? better stats for TT/CM? imo that's another downside, if you had no luck or don't have much playtime you have to do BOTH to get good umas and spark farm, which sounds like a massive pain in the butt
>>534757492https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sg73B_eXz7Cn7HqC6mnMUw_cwYdBole1jktk6v-jN20
>>534757470BoFa can also fail the wit check. It's more like will work 80% of the time vs will work 50% of the time.
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>>534757218It's game time
>>534757325So thereโs less training and more racing? Will it give more stats than a URA run?
i dont even have a single A rank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo
>>534757783Yes
Also don't ask why the Stamina cap is like that
It's a surprise
>>534757664So URA for that quick fix while MANT for the dopamine of big numbers
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DONT SPENT CARROTS
NOW IS THE TIME TO SAVE FOR THE NEXT 6.5 MONTHS
DO NOT BRICK
even in a daily race you cannot escape the
B O X
O O
X O B
>>534757943>..he says while posting a card that is completely pointless with super creek around.
>>534757943fuck you I spend with my dick
>>534757943here's the actual information
>>534757943All of my carrots belong to Digitan, sorry
>>534757943>give a bunch of free rolls>half a year from nowhowever will i save that spark in time...
>>534757562Oh so you weren't even rolling for waifu. Yeah you deserve what you got.
>>534758015>even in a daily race you cannot escape the BOB
>>534757943Don't care. Still rolling for Wedding Mayano, Narita Brain and Intelligent Avian
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>>534758063It's a support card, your dick is NOT going to encourage you to pull on a jpeg
>>534757563URA Finale spark is up to +60 Speed and Stam per trigger. Every scenario has it's own spark combo and nothing compares well against Speed/Stam for a long time. URA is also the shortest career for quite a while, they get more complex as they add more mechanics and only 1 is significantly shorter than URA.
>>534757590Yeah essentially, it's up to double playtime if you intentionally do longer runs. The other careers still exist so if you're short on time you just mix in an URA career.
>>534757664Much better stats yes. You could probably get an S with your current deck if you played optimally in MANT.
>if you had no luck or don't have much playtime you have to do BOTH to get good umas and spark farmyou just do whichever you want to focus on. you should already be playing differently depending on if you want the current horse to be for the veteran stats or just as a spark legacy.
>>534757783More stats yes. It's a complex mode but essentially do you races to get points to use a in-run shop to buy items to buff your uma to do more races. you train during summer camp and not that much past that.
>>534757907keep in mind this is not what MANT looks like at first either, the rebalance that changes statcaps is later on. URA will be 1400 in all stats by the time of that image.
>>534757807I used up most of my rolls for Kitasan Black. From my experience, a good set of SRs and one MLB from borrowing or having your own is more than enough
In fact, my issue right now is getting the right stat spread due to RNG with the companions
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>>534756179thank you anon i knew you could do it
gold star for you!
Epithet: The GOAT
>>534758123Suck my fat fucking cock.
>>534757273>post-race titfucks and make fuji happy but you risk being caught>no post-race titfucks and make fuji mad just to end up being raped
if you are blocked
YOU ARE _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ?
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Should I be working with my uma's growth rate more? I just force the same 4 speed 2 stam deck everytime.
>>534756510I'm so mad, I wish I got that.
Hehe
https://youtu.be/jL1YEpNTzdM
>>534757717you are delusional if you think the odds of BoFA triggering but at a time where it whiffs is larger than the chance of Maestro not triggering. you're talking about like 5% of the total track.
>>534758278>all this propaganda telling us to not run front runners
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>>534757943Pic unrelated I'm saving on the kita rerun for guaranteed 3LB+
>>534758182You don't need to MLB her, retard.
>golshi career
>raffle ticket event, she wants the booby trap prize
>get it (didnt know this could even happen)
>mood down
im going to beat this retard to death with my bare hands no matter the cost
Whatโs the chances of a pink spark activating for each inspiration?
Sniffing Teio after a race
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>>534758401That's some high quality shitpost.
has this entered good enough tier
>>534758278I hope a future update includes a shotgun skill that procs when an uma won't move out of the fucking way
>>534758182>your dick is NOT going to encourage you to pull on a jpeg*ahem*
>>534757943>one is only useful for maestro, which we already have since launch>other gets powercrept when next scenario comes just like tazunanice "must pull" you got there roflmao
>>534758549depends, on a good run? 10%. On a throwaway run? 80%
>>534756973>0.015jack of all trades, master of none
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give it to me straight doc, is left still better than right for medium? I feel like two gold skills and curvature are still much better than two S in turf and medium, I fucked up early gambling on 33% failure and lost the practice perfect 50/50 to make things worse so I spent like 3 turns getting her back on her feet, doesnt help she barely misses the rank ups on many of those stats because of it....
So what does Maruzensky have that Bourbon don't to be a good ace for the coming CM
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>>534758814She has Red Shift lil niggy
>>534758643enjoy losing every CM because "I won't pull the best card in the game, there's a new best card in the game far into the future!"
>Horse girls academy
>Let donkey with a knife to walk around
>>534758814An ultimate thatโs perfect for the specific track
>>534753664Yeah, it is real good. At MLB she gives 4 level hints and has corner recovery.
>>534747513Yes we're coming for dat ass anon
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>>534757109Mayano bros... I...
Fucking won
>>534758892Gotta keep them humble
>>534758892she has a knife and looks mentally unstable
you go ask her to leave
>>534758713you want at least 750 stam + two golds
more stam for more consistency
theyre both about the same
>>534758892You should question all the hags they have there that havenโt yet graduated
How long until Supa Creek?
>>534759080you missed the banner anon
should i pot5 golshi for her recovery skill or keep her at pot3 and run vodka for bofa?
>>534758713slam it in the simulator
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post possessive umas
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>534759197up to you innit
>>534758612What a clawesome result.
Probably shouldn't have use a mostly normal deck for this...
>>534758882>have every meta card MLB>front runners are never meta so use non-front uma in CM>get boxedI ain't falling for your jewish tricks aruji-dono, rng is my only God, enjoy eating shit while I win by pure luck
Check out this guts spark I'm about to get. You'll be jealous.
idk where to even begin building umas specifically to be better parents or for pvp
im just picking my strongest umas and my strongest cards
>>534759394I'll be jelly if its wit
>>534759249is she really yandere? in her support events she's just a zoomette normalfag
>>534759394the only gut spe-chan is getting is the one from being a fatty
>>534758586Special Week pulling on my jpeg
>>534758612Literally how? Whenever I get multiple cuties with one grab, they all fall off.
>>534759464>>534759479>>534759496That's still in a row baby. We're all guts all wasted time all day long. Yeehaw.
>>534759509Get out. Only Uma wives are allowed here.
>>534759486That artist just likes drawing scenerios where the (you) are with a pretty shitty gf and your uma is a saviorfag.
>>534759486To be fair, you're not her trainer in those support cards.
>>534759534wtf don't kids go to these events? how is this much sexo allowed in concerts?
>>534759457for parents you want
>powerful ultimate abilities (3* umas only since 1/2 can't pass down)>good blue sparks (8/9*)>good pink sparks (length > surface >>>> position)>white sparks are just pure bonus, especially ones like ura finale and relevant all round skills (corner recovery, things like that)odds of you getting perfect ones are zero but luckily you can make a just pretty good one and borrow another for 3 runs a day
>this anon does in one run more fans than I do in 5 runs
It's over for me isn't it... danchou... spare me............
do all Mejiro horses share the same green identifying color?
Or are each ones green bow slightly different in shade?
>>534759709why dont you just do more races...?
Iโm gonna just bakushin/urara the golshi difficulty. I simply want to have fun, take my time and read the story desu.
>>534759249
>>534759534who taught spe how to do that?
>>534759028I dropped vodka ssr so I wouldnt lose out on more stamina (3spd/3stm), I dont think bringing it back is worth it, really doesnt help that daiwa doesnt have extra speed or stamina gain, sucks so bad
I'll have to bet on getting bofa from the event and also getting S on turf/medium and good outcomes from some of these cards again... god I fucked this run so bad with that 33% failure rate, doesnt help how moody she was this particular run
>>534759234no simulator, I just train and pray
I just need more stam really, didnt get particularly good raibows during either summer camp
>>534759709lol she lost a race, fucking hag loser
>>534758278marvelous sunday races delivering kino
>>534759709genuinely, how the fuck do you do over 700k
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>>534759720Yes the Mejiros all share the same colour scheme.
>>534758612Twelve
Thirteen even the fat man reading this
The rain tastes funny today. Has a pungent smell too.
>>534759894daiwa has a recovery skill in her potential unlocks if you're willing to spend monies on the queen
>>534759950She is our HERO
>20% of getting the stat you need.
>10% of it being 3*
>20% of getting URA spart.
>Less than 0.1% of getting a basic parent,
>Have to do this 2 more times if you want to compete.
And that's without considering the need for it to be a 3* URA spark...
>>534759534Tracen grabs the most innocent country bumpkins and make them do this.
Why is Matikanefukukitaru so underrated?
>Can do dirt with sparks
>Can do mile and sprint with sparks
>S tier design
>Good backstory
>Balanced stats
>Useful growth rate boosts unlike some other umas
The only thing that sucks is her potential levels, but otherwise she is very solid uma
>>534759894It sounds like you don't know what the simulator is.
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>534760131whats supana doing here
>>534760013This really highlights how much sexier Dober is than the rest of her family
>>534760013Why is that old woman on the left allowed to attend the academy?
>>534759709DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE MY DANCHOU SEES THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>534760013What went wrong with McQueen? The rest of them have nice tits.
>>534760206Her family donates a lot of money
>>534759534butt jobs from spe
>>534760134cuz she's 1* and everyone is too poor to afford uma banners when there's a new meta support coming next week
>1* guts
>1* guts
>2* wit
>1* guts
>>534760074>long day at work>blood pressure test results are not good>I missed my train>my favorite uma got her leg broken>my whole apartment complex is now crushed by the labia of a giant Mejiro Mcqueen>it's fucking tuesday
>>534756492Here's page 2.
>>534760134>Can do dirt with sparks>Can do sprint with sparks>both are F aptitude
When does my Uma drain my balls
>>534758401havent seen this reference in a long time
>>534759709literally how? using some special deck to boost fans or something?
>>534760453Once you've made a A turf Haru, you realize the only boundaries lie within yourself
>>534760532CODE BLUE
GOLD SHIP HAS JUST USED THE HARD G ON TELEVISION
CODE BLUE AIEEEEEEE
>>534760075see the thing is im more than willing to spend on her unlocks but they are all for pace chaser which fucking sucks compared to front runner in my opinion, I'd need some extra strenght and sure vodka could help here but then id either be missing out on speed or stamina instead of being able to focus on both
I have to review my options here, I'll give this another shot though... I can see it working out just fine if I get better rainbows and the URA bofa, I just need a bit more luck... haha
>>534760616All in an honest day's work
>>534760013Palmer being corrupted by a gyaru makes this so much hotter
she literally went from some Beverly hills poiled daughter to a "WAHEY PEACE PEACE LIKE TOTALLY"
>>534758958>class 4>528kwhat the fuck
>>534760708Umas are evil...
>>534760708mmmm hairy nuggies
I swear Goldship mode is harder.
I don't want to admit I'm playing worse.
Will the next banner be up on the daily reset?
fuck off, this is suppose to be a joke run
>>534760657good luck anon
If I want to get specific skills sparks should I only be buying those skills and nothing else?
>>534760715what an evil creature
>>534760745he's a filthy kitasan reroller
>>534760769its always 6-7 hours after
>>534760761you're not going to believe this
>>534760716when is jovial merriment's banner coming? I need to save up
>>534760013McQueen's design clears so hard. I love her so much.
>>534760785what's goin on with your guts
>>534760769Nyo
7 hours after
>>534757686>>534758014i wanna adopt and hug this dog
>Got slacker on goldship just before summer camp
>Slacks every single time
FUCK YOU FUUUUCK YOU
>>534760785Time to get extra tank/adrenaline rush and witmax
Besides Golshi and Natie who else is worth pot5? I'm getting anxious seeing 1.2mil monies sitting in my inventory thinking I'm not playing optimally or some shit
>>534760863I'm training her guts at the hot springs.
>>534760761you know there's news in game that says whats going on right?
>>534760013Palmer is asking for it
>>534759720Mejiros have their own anthem.
Mejiro Sanka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugxOb2wJJ78
>>534760582It's less about whether it's possible and more about those statements being applicable to half/three quarters of the umas for dirt/sprints respectively.
>>534760532Ah, neigha, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, neigha
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some trainers in your puss
Oh, better yet, maybe Torena-san'll call your uma-ass if he ever stop fuckin' with that end-closer or late-surger he fucking with
Neigha...
>>534758401Great job! I very much can appreciate the effort put into this and I do miss this meme as well.
are there any wolf-type umas
>>534760890ILL KILL YOU, TRAINER
ILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER UMA IN YOUR PATHETIC COCKROACH OF AN EXISTANCE
>>534760890Dead run. Restart
Reminder that the only good umas are the ones that are for (you).
>>534760826>>534761000I'm a TCG guy.
I don't read.
>>534760013Palmer is peak sex
>>534758278>Black #3 way behind #13 just cuts through the wall anyway
>>534760860Is McQueen supposed to be chubby? If so, where are her thick, juicy, voluptuous thighs?
>>534761000>but skills earned during the career cannot be upgradedWhat does this mean?
>turn 3 accupuncturist
>all bonds orange by January
>get this
My Nature is gonna be REAL nice.
>>534761062Which Uma are for (You) then?
>>534760716Great job! Do not let up and let everyone know the beauty of Umamusume! We want to continue this for another decade.
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She has a tendency to dislocate.
She heals on her own.
>>534760582>>534761038The real stupid shit is me needing to do frankenstein sparking just to get Haru to be able to do Tokyo Daishoten
>>534761134Her whole career is about drooling at sweets
>>534761218Everything in the top left of this chart.
>>534760708For those concerned, the chick is a trained animal actor and was safely reunited with its mother 3 seconds after the gif ended.
>>534761173its referring to skills like charming and practice perfect
>>534761218All of them. Donโt try to start shit
All the umas are for glue factory
>>534761215inSANELY based image
>CM practice room
>random moods
>A's only (soft debuffer block)
Is this how people gaslight themselves into thinking they're ready for CM?
>>534761015fuck I wish japan brought back the mejiro estate
>>534761340Fine motion is such a good girl
someone redpill me on dream journey
can someone post that smug chibi tachyon standing menacingly, i've seen it a billion times in these threads, yet the moment I want to save it, it's gone
>>534760708Couldn't imagine getting slowly grinded by large dull horse teeth to be a good way to go out.
>>534760890how many pickles did you feed her
>>534761517I have one better
>>534761385That's the answer i was looking for.
>>534761000>but skillsIs this supposed to be "and" skills or do I not get it?
>>534761340Thatโs a big Falco
>use all 3 daily borrows
>garbage sparks
Every fucking time
>>534761602yeah clearly they meant "and" but they are japanese
>>534761015holy peak, this franchise keeps surprising me with how much effort was put into it all
>>534761340>Sirius in the same tier as Top GunH-huh? I didn't know she was like that...
>>534761340>Manhattan Cafe>For YouReally? That's surprising.
>>534761340Why is bro boxxed
how do i farm character stars without rolling for dupes
>>534753342 (OP)My wife in the OP!
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>Hydrate instead of Gourmand
I'm so fucking glad that stupid fucking cunt Special Week gets put in her place and is no longer the "main" character going forward.
>>534761729W-where did she g
>>534761867Canโt wait to do her career tomorrow
>time to level up my haru
>remember she finishes with like 150k fans
never mind. abandoning this shit run
>>534761708Umamusume is full of surprises. I'm still learning stuff and I have been here since the Japanese release.
>watch all the anime
>all manga and doujins read
>played everything for the day
Okay so what now?
>>534761340i forgot what's the Y and X axis
I can't fuggin wait for my MLB creek, she's gonna come home!!!!
>same image>around the same timeNot really beating the allegations
>>534756847Seiun
>>534761593The last thing I needed was a shitposting list to discourage others about their uma.
Make sure to get her tomorrow!
You wouldn't want to brick your account!
>>534758276why it has to be right after the race? can she wait till we get to the dorms?
>>534762101Now imagine your benis between these two
>>534762101time for the porn
>>534761725>look through race history>From Classic Year Late September all the way until Senior Year Late December did nothing but races>this includes summer as wellWhat the fuck
That's 31 consecutive turns of races
and he got 1st in all of them
His only 2nd place was the Yayoi Sho right before Spring Stakes/Satsuki Sho
LITERALLY HOW
>>534757943ok, not spending on super creek... but I will burn everything on amazon and kiseki
>>534762240Iโve got a little over 100 rolls to throw at herโฆ
>>534761893Why do I love a lesbian bros? It hurts.
Any clubs with openings? Im in a B rank club but the leader hasn't been on in a week along with some others as well, club is dying.
>>534761340Damn, they really dislike Air Shakur
>>534762208I don't know much about three sizes but hers are
>B78 W53 H84So I'm assuming 84 is pretty big hence the ASS jokes and fanart. More than just the usual fanart exaggeration
>>534762305He's prepping for MANT bro...
>>534758839I thought umas were forbid to enter the trainers resident
Did you play as BOTH trainers for her routes?
>>534758437That's not how the skill works. The skill selects a straight segment then a random point on it, which means that for instance on the Tokyo 2400m, it has a 1/3 chance of triggering in the first 325m (whiff), 1/3 of triggering at 900-1350 (great), and 1/3 of triggering at 1900-2400m (depends where exactly it triggers, but most likely pretty bad). So yeah, it's more than a 5% chance of it popping somewhere bad, a lot more, but anyone who has bothered to watch it in action could tell you that just looking.
>>534762274I mean I donโt really know if Iโd want to come between them
We need more Uma like Transcend and Ikuno Dictus
>>534762484Sheโs so cute omg
>>534761340i'm gonna die before mambo comes to the game..
>>534762489>it has a 1/3 chance of triggering in the first 325m (whiff)it is not a whiff to trigger in the entire first 325. you use a lot of stamina in the first few seconds because you're accelerating like crazy. by 100m in you've used more than enough to be happy with a skill trigger.
It's about a 5% chance for it to land somewhere truly bad and not just "oh no instead of 5.5% heal it only healed 5% because I was at 95%".
>>534760013seriously, what the heck is this? it's not a shirt to be diagonal like this, but then what could be to be inside the open jacket?
>>534762127I think it's how close they are to their trainer/how much they love their trainer
>>534761215Too many fucking skill hints on WIT.
Already maxed out by August.
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Dream Journey
She trains hard as the races get closer.
It's like shadow boxing.
>>534762173don't worry anon, everyone retarded enough to trust a list deserve it
>>534762665>her gimmick is getting her nose brokenit's kinda mean if you think about it
Don't let her innocent nature as a loser fool you, watch out for your dads. Call him, check on him, tell him you love him. But do not let her meet him.
https://youtu.be/mEHEawoYY2Q
How feasible would it be for a F2P to get 1 million fans in a single run?
>>534762515then you are a faggot
>>534762484why are you asking me dude, you idiot she son in Global you think i know japanese?!
>>534762898Meine Pferdefrau...
>>534762768So top right would be something like inseparable friends while bottom left would be the cuck chair?
>>534762903you better hope you can do it, quota is going up to 3 mill/day next week
>>534761385Look at the time, it' siggers' time. Their time to bait you retards with their retardation.
Idk how she keeps getting medium S... that should be on my aces...
>>534762847>>534763056Unfortunately seeing Spe that low got to me, so I will take my leave. Hopefully the shitposters get cancer in their dick. Good night frens
>>534762515>betweenI'm coming inside them.
Dream journey has lolibaba vibes it's great.
>>534763289It's a good skill
>>534763289she's a front runner
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Jesus christ it shouldn't be that fucking deep
>>534762903not even whales can do that in the current global game. the difference in fans between whales and f2p is small because f2p can already use good MLB SR cards they pulled and most should be roughly at the point where they have at least 1 MLB SSR if they intended to get one (kitasan or starting tomorrow creek/tazuna).
>>534763318Finally, some good porn
dang, not gonna get tachyons lab coat from legend race with it so far out, might pull enough dupes by then..
>>534763041Y is level of love, X is level of bond.
So bottom left is more like bestest of bros and top right is the cuck chair hence why Falco is there.
>>534763552>not even whales can do that in the current global game>>534759709>>534761725
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you're not a filthy casual playing less than the actual gamers are, are you? don't tell me you can't meet our 1M a day quota...
>>534763415If that were true then all her innate skills would be for front running, not pace chasing.
>>534763650Fascinating look into what the future horses might be like then. Lists like these are typically bogus but you've got some fun stuff about how people perceive some of the horses.
>>534762903You don't need much stats to be set for all of career. You only need like 700 speed and 600 stam to be safe without skills. But if you're doing all races, that means you can get every skill, so the requirement can be lower.
>>534761215>>534762832I got MEGA fucked on skill hints. I clicked literally every hint available and this is all the debuffs I got.
Shame a run that goes so well at the start can just completely dick you over.
>>534763693>>534763710>45 racesyeah they got extremely lucky. guess I should have said "with any consistency", since I'm assuming the comment is geared towards fan farming for clubs.
>>534763573> Early June and low energy> Doesn't rest -> wit or wit -> rest to cap energy going into summer
First A+ and it didnโt give me maestro. Fucking bitch.
>>534763885oof
this cope is not a good look anon...
>>534763741What's his card catalog look like by now?
>>534763891I love you, I really fucking do, Luna... but going from Great to Awful mood in ONE FUCKING DAY IS UNFORGIVABLE!
>>534763650Wait so Falco has high love but low bond? How does that work?
>>534763885now you are just moving the goalpost lilbro
>>534756491you know I could live without getting Tiashin IF I had actually gotten some fucking Haru dupes since she's only 1* I care about unlocking her costume and yet I haven't gotten dick.
>>534763939>>534764004if you actually think "45 races 44 wins" is a standard run you're insane. I get you're not here for good faith discussions but merely to argue and post gotchas, so you do you I guess.
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what are the odds on the second choice bros?
>>534762685Your stamina drain is determined by speed, not acceleration. Stamina drain is actually at its lowest at the start of the race. You don't have to take my word for it though, plug two 1200/900/800/400/400 horses into the simulator for tokyo 2400m and compare.
What's that giant horse called? The one that shows up in the background of Umayuru.
>>534764074You literally stated
>not even whales can do that in the current global game. the difference in fans between whales and f2p is smallEven as a dolphin I can only get about 700k fans on a really lucky run and can't outright ignore trainings for an entire year like the anon in pic.
>>534764232hishi akeboner?
>>534764125i've never gotten the energy discount on the second choice
King Halo you're a great umamusume and trainee but I'VE GOTTEN THE HOT SPRINGS TICKETS FOUR TIMES WITH YOU ALREADY GIVE THE OTHER TRAINEES A CHANCE PLEASE
>>534764358literally impossible
>>534764361Take a hint, jerk.
>>534764298the anon in that pic couldn't ignore trainings because they were a whale, they got lucky. whales don't start with 400/400/400/400/400 umas.
>tfw no abusive teio gf who will be normal and genki in everyday public life, but use her uma strength to use you whenever and however she pleases behind closed doors to relieve her stress
What do you do about lazy uma?
>Medium aptitude up on a career where I'm tired and playing like shit
FUCK MY ASS GODDAMN IT
>>534764538Surely you can get close to 1 mil on a lucky run then if the difference is so small
>>534764002More like within the vacuum of Trainer love and not literally 1* bond, since the nature of umamusume means you'll form a close bond with all your girls anyways. But as a comparison to the top left quad
>Ardan is basically a full on romance story by the end>Machan is a KEY heroine>Uni is completely self aware and literally crossed over to uma world just so she can be with (You)Meanwhile in Falco's case, she loves her trainer but every time the topic is brought up or she tries to confess she panics and fucking spaghettis and fumbles the bag which is why she ended up becoming the butt end of all the cuck jokes.
>>534764714Teio p-please... I said I have a headache
>want the tall girls like golshi alts and akebono but also want smol girls like twin turbo and sweep tosho
>>534764002Somebody said that she tries to confess but gets foiled
>>534764825I need Cuck Falcon
>>534764795>turn-based game>can pause and resume anytime
>>534764538anon you do realize the reason why you are being hounded on is because you originally claimed X was impossible on global, shown evidence, and then changed the goalpost from impossible to
>h-he just got lucky!!
>>534764361She'll never get pregnant at this rate.
>>534758401https://youtu.be/aG8OJMrG3hM?si=DY70atWqObYFt7cH
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I got my first rank A!
>>53476479744/45 races won is not lucky, it's lottery level. even just beating hopeless stakes isn't something you can reliably do, and that run probably aced hopeless stakes because you don't hit 1m fans by doing 45 OP races either.
>>534764989the reason I'm being hounded on is because you feel self important and can't help yourself from hounding people. I already acknowledged that clearly my point should have been worded differently.
>>534764714Honestly I really wanna read a yandere uma story. Fine and cute during the day while training but then the trainer is back to dealing with her sociopathic actions at home before curfew. Give me yandere Teio!
reminder to request your shoes, dirters
>>534754327the true brick is me, who barely played until like 2 weeks ago and rolled for umas instead of support cards and now I can't make any A ranks.
>Trying this hard in a raising simulator game
1M is easy but I refuse to do it. I have a life unlike you miserable idiots sitting more than 15 hours a day at your computer doing nothing but figure out how to get more fans so you can earn that small reward Iโll be able to pay for with my hard-earned money
Why is medium S better than turf S?
>>534764125Is this the post race thing
I always pick the bottom one works out well enough
>>534764714Wish I still had the spark to write, I'd love to see more stuff like this.
>>534765103>100 dirty shoesDO YOUR DIRT RUNS
>>534764361Fuck you and die, I can't get that ticket to save my fucking life.
>>534761526stallion teeth are sharp
>>534765238no
all my dirt shoes were acquired through laundering
>>534765150Distance is speed boost, field type is power, strategy is int.
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I'll be right back, someone please watch Tachyon for me
>>534765112Just reroll during the Creek banner unless you rolled ur waifu.
>>534765103Thanks for the reminder big dawg
>>534765150distance gives +top speed but terrain gives +acceleration
>>534765215Please anon, give us a taste of abusive gf Teio. Iโm on an uma withdrawal and all the jp fanfics are kinda shit
What does an Uma's ear feel like?
>>534764714teio is more the depressive type of yandere, not abusive. in her story she almost got mindbroken after losing and seeing the crowd cheer for rudolf.
>>534765089>44/45 races won is not lucky, it's lottery levelanon
it's 44/45
that's a 97.8% win rate across all races
at some point it stops being luck and being more like unluck that he lost a race at all
plus he's running fucking Maruzensky who is literal free win with her unique and being Frontrunner
>>534765417Pregnant Vodka....
>both summer breaks with no friendship training
>only one double rainbow training the entire career
this was one of the worst rudolfs I had in a long time, truly its all just RNG
>>534765141Cool, have fun at work.
>>534762421the extremes are the only accurate part of this chart
>>534765405I'll think about it.
Probably won't post it on Ao3 though.
>>534764361I've gotten her ticket twice
And it's funny because I stopped using her after the first ticket solely because I wanted to avoid that happening
But, I wanted to run her after unlocking her racewear, and well, she had her plans
Not that I'm complaining.
>panicked yesterday when my team trials score was 485k thinking I wasn't going to make it
>wasted my legend race star pieces to get king halo since I somehow never rolled her
>blew through a bunch of parfaits and a few rp restoring items until I could beat the top score and get a new record
>the line has only moved u like 1-2k since then
What the fuck did I do that for then?! Jesus christ you fucking scrubs. Last week in class 5 that shit shot up so dramatically in the last day, you'd think the tryhards in class 6 would've actually, y'know, tried hard.
I'm so glad I went full retard and used all my free rolls at launch on umas. I got a 4 star Maruzen out of it and she is destroying everyone
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>>534765363I play steam and did the account link for extra carats. I wouldn't say I have a waifu yet, but I really want to train Teio but I don't have her. if theres a way to make a new account I honestly might since I only played a little during brand new friends
So many meltys over a Chad fan farmer
>>534761340What's up with Smart Falcon?
>>534765650Wtf their portrait changes after you unlock their 3 star
This should be good for Taurus Cup, right? Like the subpar stam shouldn't keep her from hitting too many of her debuffs right?
>>534765635She's beautiful, she deserves many children
>>534765650afaik you can just clear your account on both devices and you're good. Actually, you can just clear account on one device and then if you decide you didn't want to reroll after all, you can restore the account from your other device.
>>534765819looking good, Ryan
I imagine walking in on an Uma micro-sleeping for the first time would be terrifying.
>>534765819where did you find this picture of rice shower?
How many hours till the new banner?
>>534765860sorry, I got it wrong. I set up an account link but I haven't actually linked it to anything yet.
>>534765948It's 6pm Monday in the places that matter
Are they adding more weird epithets like this in future updates?
Getting a fun title for your horse is actually more fun than getting good stats.
What are the 1*s and 2*s that are worth starring up and using?
Daiwa/Goldship etc?
Nice Nature for evil nature, Agnes Tachyon of course... what else
>>534766030Something like that
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>>534765103Sure thing buddy.
>>534765819What would a zebra uma look like
>>534766030raise her potential level and she's probably good
do they exist in the umaverse
>>534766148Gold Ship
Bakushin
Mayano Top Cun
Grass Wonder
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>>534766008lol. In that case, you can link your account to another device and then reroll on whichever one you prefer. You can keep your old account if you want to, or you can overwrite it by deleting it and linking your reroll account.
I gotta ask though, how many times did you roll for those umas? You have a 3* Scarlet, but the only native 3* is Oguri. Do you just have the shittiest luck on the planet?
>>534766295yeah, they call them zebra musuniggers
>>534766030I thought about the smell of uma feet after a race for a split second 2 weeks ago and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it.
>>534766342SOU
RE______
WA_______
>>534760013>Palmer isn't wearing heelsIs this even legal?
>danchode kicked the less active players and replaced them with high fan count players
>our club is progressively going up ranks now
>might actually hit the next rank tier at this rate
I don't know what I was expecting
>>534766264Like a variant of Mejiro Ryan
>>534766295yes, but is actually an extreamly racist film from the 20s
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in the search for a better Daiska I got her secret title accidentally lol, that makes it twice now with Vodka
>>534766295Zebras are second class citizens compared to umas and they are treated as such.
>>534766402I'm ready to pull!
>>534766405Yes actually I just have the shittiest luck on the planet
please eat more bread, rice
>>534766030her butt is good on my face
Which Uma is no ones favorite? And why is it Air Groove?
>>534766112every uma has exactly 1 unique epithet.
>>534766571is she retarded? who the fuck eats bread like that? she is licking it like it was ice cream
My mind is resolute. Even though I only have 1LB Kitasan, 1LB Tosho and 0LB Super Creek, I will not roll for Super Creek. I will wait for Seiun Sky and her card.
>>534766605whoa, you spelled TM Opera really incorrect
>>534765689Can't confess.
>>534766605Every single uma has at least one person consider them their favorite.
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gimme SS stamina + guts.
>>534766443Think of Palmer as that one unfavorite kid in the rich family
>>534766673the trainer forcibly removed all her teeth so she has to soften it with her salive and gum at it slowly
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>>534766857Bro she cant even run herself out of a paper bag
>>534766605Because you have to double sprint spark her just to turn her into a f2p benchwarmer, and that's literally all she's good for. Plus, she looks mean.
>>534766931Sell me on her skill 5. What does it do exactly?
>>534766904why did that give me a boner...
i have a very good, professional relationship with my trainee. there is nothing wrong or inappropriate occurring. please do not be concerned.
>>534766605If Matikanefukukitaru has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Matikanefukukitaru has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Matikanefukukitaru has only one fan then that is me. If Matikanefukukitaru has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Matikanefukukitaru, then I am against the world.
so basically this mean it will NEVER activate as a pace chaser (when actually chasing the pace)
>>534766931You're high as a kite.
>>534767015True, but she has been getting lucky for me in TT, since players like to put Umas with just the bare minimum of stamina which makes them very easy to debuff
>>534767086>that injured pelvisI kekโd
being cold and distant towards Rudolf but totally different with girly umas when she's looking to manipulate her into acting cuter
A CM room before bed: 32655540
I don't think Narita Brian is for me
>>534766994Imagine shoving your cock down that throat...
Daddy needs a new pair of shoes
>>534767086>a White Chicks reference in fucking 2025God damn, that's good.
>>534767124Maybe if you get a late start.
grass wonder why are you wearing kimonos and taking koto lessons? you are from kentucky
>>534766605Pretty sure only trolls like Teio. She's just bratty and annoying. Not even good as a mesugaki, just a little shit who sucks to play.
>>534767456She's opening a bussiness "Kentucky kimono and koto"
>>534767124If there's 8 or more front runners it will
>>534767339enjoy your nice nature
>>534767339Go get that Air Shakur anon
>>534765635She is the only gyaru who will come pick you up.
looks like my summer vacation... is over...
>check uma communities outside of /uma/
>people still asking for help on how to beat URA
>>534767484She has one of the best comeback stories
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In the world of uma musume, there are uma running lanes, and even uma-apps, but you gotta wonder, are uma lanes common everywhere, or is it just cities with higher uma populations / racetracks?
What percent of the population is uma? My guess would be 1-2% of women on earth, which funnily enough is roughly the same amount of horses on earth (~60 million)
Wow she really is the 4chan horse
>>534767567>>534767571I got my second speed SR MLB
>>534767339Special Week has been waiting for you
>>534766760i'm literally in the same position as you and will do a similar thing except im skipping seiun sky because i will not play front runners
>>534767643Hope you get them in the meet.
>Still have my Selector Ticket
>Can't decide between Oguri, Taiki Shuttle, and Maruzensky
>>534767725I'd (sexually) abuse my Narita
If I had one
>>534767731Go forth and raise a strong Golshi anon
>>534767725why was she so low in the popularity poll
>>534767487huge tiddy on brown dog
>>534767783Pick Oguri on my behalf
I picked McQueen because I fell for the purple hair meme
>>534767783doesnt Oguri have better affinity with horses in general, I dont see Taiki or Maru high in affinity lists most of the time
>>534765382Isn't acceleration more important than flat velocity
>>534766264Short and stubby and a wild personality. Oh and they would have huge butts. Zebras have huge hind quarters.
>>534766295Kind of but not really. Zebras were never tamed in Africa and thus never really learned how to do labor. Horses were bred to be workers and tamed. Even a wild horse can be tamed by a human. Zebras are too wild.
>>534767783Use it on Oguri, Taiki is ass and Maruzensky (forma de verano) is just around the corner
>>534767725>only hobby is video games>hates socializing >gets super attached to the one person that is nice to her, which is you>perpetually angry and full of self-doubt>womanlettaishin is /our uma/
>>534765261I will pass my ticket luck to you
>>534767725>picActual valid awnser to the anon that asked which uma no one likes
somehow this golshi couldn't win URA finals
brocked?
>>534766605Groovy somehow became the uma with the second most fans for me. She's kind of mean but there's something about her that makes you want to keep playing her over and over again until you get a really good run.
>>534767783Pick the one you like the most from the anime and the movies
>>534768014We love Taishin here
>>534767807Just in time I suppose
>>534767967WHY CAN'T I JUST PULL HER FUCK YOU CYGAMES
>>534767807Demon core uma
>>534767783Oguri Cap out of those 3
Personally I'd go for Rice Shower just because I like her
>>534767783Oguri is the most flexible of the lot. Maruzensky is hot shit now but there are tracks where her skill is almost useless.
>>534767878I feel bad for the unlucky anons
>>534768027when you are brocked, you are brocked
>>534768027>He doesn't watch the final race
>>534767931>taiki is asswatch it buddy, that's my wife
>>534768064how do you have 109 of those what the fuck? I only have 35.
>>534767783I picked Taiki and while I do like her a lot I wish I had picked the hag spinster.
>third time this energy drain showed up today
Can I just cleat this card already?
>>534768080The one you posted makes my dick hard.
But I like them in general.
>>534767312Gold Ship is a menace.
>>534767783If you care about TT, I'd go with oguri or taiki since it's hard right now to find umas that actually belong on dirt (or just pull Smart Falcon when the banner drops since you're such a hotshot). I've heard Taiki is better in more CMs than the other two, but they're all popular parents. If you don't care about any of that, take Taiki because she has bigger boobs.
> Get blocked on final race of URA
> Switch to front runner F for an easy win
> Now every time I select the uma for a race I need to switch it back
Is there some way to change this on the particular horse?
>>534767783Become an Ogurin enjoyer, anon...
>>534768232it's the second best guts card after ines fujin cleat all your mambos instead
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Why does anime Golshi look like a dude?
>looking through some H artist's old tweets
>see a bunch of uma ingame screenshots in 2021
>
No..... kiryu-sama just this once... please...............
>>534767456she is a beautiful japanese maiden with a slightly larger than average rear
>>534768473@grok is this real
>>534767931Taiki is a god Miler on dirt or turf wtf are you on about?
>>534768445it's the long face
>>534767456She's the Ken-sama horse
>>534767783only if you like westerns
>>534767920>Zebras are too wild.>implying nigs would put in the effort of generations to tame them in the first place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFloBEqiv9k
Someone translated Gold ship and grass wonder playing super bunny man
Glad to see more of these vids getting translated, grass wonder's wheezes are qt as fuck
>keep getting more and more followers every day because of my Maru parent
>nobody is borrowing my card so I get no friend points
This sucks.
>>534767456>a girl can't love Japan
>>534768706bwo, your great zimbabwe?
>>534768726What's your card?
>>534768214I dunno lol, I've barely touched them since I've been strapped for cash and upgrades until golshi week.
HASHIRE HASHIRE UMA MUSUME
>>534768553Oguri is a god on dirt AND turf and she can run on mile and medium
>>534768824A fort built by Arabs?
>>534768735I don't think she's ugly, the complains are exaggerated
>>534768831El Condor Pasa...
which girl has the most sensitive nipples
>>534768202i do like watching the races but after 341 hours + my autism i usually reserve watching races to first time careers with new trainees and probably with the upcoming CM
>>534756581The club I'm in is like rank 130 and has no quota other than log in and play the game. How do you retards keep getting psyoped into joining shit clubs and bricking yourselves with shit rewards? Are you unable to not fall for 1 single gaslighting attempt by the shitposters here?
>>534768927Whoever is the flattest Uma since their nipples are the closest to their heart
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>>534768706That's why we don't race uma there.
Is Taiki's Unique Skill viable for Late/End as inheritance?
>>534768445small eyes + long face
Please refrain from posting about Taiki since I'll think on her incredible tits and get a boner yet again
remember donkey exists in uma world
OH MY FUCKING GOD
HOLD ME TIGHT AND DON'T LET GO
I'M PUTTING HER UP FOR BORROWS, IT'S A 3 POWER 4 STAM BUT HAS TWO 3 STAR MEDIUM SPARKS WITH ONE 2 STAR URA FINALE SPARK AND ONE 3 STAR URA FINAL SPARK
>>534769236Yes, we know of Rice Shower
>>534768445It's just a tell-tale sign of low budget animation.
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>>534769058Yes but it activates in 3-5th place
does anyone have the boomer maruzensky image?
>>534768445the anime design is nice, the longer face and such give her a more masculine look compared to the other girls and it really makes her stand out. Her game self is still great though... golshi's design is just very good, it's got to be the hair for me.
>>534769243wait forgot my ID lmao
125367815712
these are her parents
>>534769336you just know......................
>>534769336white girl moment...
https://x.com/666mayu/status/1954565552908751189
>>534769243Does anyone know the odds of white spark stars?
I know getting one is 20% but I dunno about the actual ranks.
>>534769475She is lucky that she got that motherly, warm demeanor. She is one step away from the stereotypical jock loser who peaked way too early in life.
>>534765605I actually got my third ticket with her right after getting her racewear too. The very first run after I starred up her to 3 stars. Not even two days before I got a second ticket with her but failed that run.
>>534768903retard it was erected by the native africans
>>53476965850/45/5
odds go to 20/70/10 if you hit SS rating
>>534769784Womb pats not head pats
now i stop playing golshi mode right
>get tons of white sparks today
>not even a single 2* pink spark or ura finale
im gonna scream and shit everywhere
grouchy small horse is cute
>>534769832>he doesn't know about golshi mode giving higher spark rates
>>534769901cant get a spark if my barely 600 spd parent runs keep coming 2nd place...
>>534768726What do you get when your hors gets borrowed?
What the star number would mean for a URA Finale white spark? Even more Speed/Stamina? Activation chance?
>>534769901wait you serious?
>>534770020crowns, up to 100 per day.
>>534768917If it ain't MLB swap it to a more usable card
>>534765495this horse fucking HATES friendship training its insane
>>534770062no hes trolling otherwise everyone would be talking about it
>>534770205Guts Special Week
>>534765605>>534769759>literally my situation with King Halo, down to a T>first run with her netted me my first hot spring ticket>first run after getting her costume gave me another ticketGET OUT OF MY HEAD. The simulation is tearing itself apart, and I DO NOT LIKE IT.
I'm just going to pull on whatever catches my eye. Surely you don't need specific support cards as long as the ones you have are max level, right?
After watching CG I kind of wish the game's tone was more like it. It was peak.
>>534770205GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY DID I HAVE TO JINX IT
>need 26 more spring tenno sho banners for pot5
>at least 13 more golshi runs before my golshi runs even START to count as potential CM aces
>then a ton more trying to get lucky
aieeee
>>534770205Guts Air Groove
>>534770058More Speed/Stamina if Inspiration triggers, yes.
>>534770397build parents instead
DAISCA WATCH OUT OH MY FUCKING GOD RUN
>>534770284Need for what?
>>534770145What's a good MLB SR card that gets picked often ?
>>534770368>JINX ITYou mistyped this and you meant to say that WInning Ticket's card is really, really cool right?
>>534770589I like Winning Ticket but I'm fairly sure that card fucking blows
>>534770368she has on your left which is a core late surger skill
>>534753342 (OP)>noticed we have a club in the top 100>check their members>almost everyone has a MLB SSR support setwhat the fuck? Is this an actual /uma/ whale club?
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how good is this
>>534770479hot springs and sparks grinding
kinda don't care about PvP
>>534770514sweep tosho
the event SSR special week is decent too
>>534770514Sweep and any of the SR stam cards
>>534753342 (OP)i will continue the Satono bloodline
>>534770743my MLB Cafe rarely gets picked...
>>534765495>>534770154>3rd attempt>first rest>sleep deprived + night owlwhat the fuck is wrong with this horse?
>>534770710cm? no. i can tell you're struggling with parents, but replace air groove with someone with a distance or track spark. just train stam harder to compensate for the stam spark missing
>>534770743>>534770739Lies! I've had an MLB Sweep up for a while and hardly get any borrows.
Got my first ever 9* after weeks of trying
This decent or is it a bad parent?
>>534770749God I love her
>>534770984Good enough tier. You want to breed the late surger spark out of the bloodline eventually though.
>>534770984Congrats anon!
>>534771018Teio is the giga-stacy of tracen
>>534770886Why dont you just laugh at her dad jokes, anon? It's that simplw.
Someone invite me to a club, my old one died
913525345814
>>534771089>>534771094Thanks bros
Figuring out how to build proper parents has been harder than I thought it'd be lol, just getting this took hundreds of runs.
>>534770478BAH GAWD ITS OGURI CAP WITH THE TRIUMPHANT PULSE
>>534770653Word on the street is that it's actually a discord club and the only way to get invited is to complete a 2 hour ERP voicecall with the danchou and officers.
Who should i use alongside Goldship and NN for CM?
pace Tachyon or end/pace Mayano?
>>534770653And they have a quota.
>>534771210What makes you think I'm adding your retarded leech ass to my top tier club ?
fuck off.
>>534771210sorry bro you need 2 years of experience for this entry level club
>>534771650They got like 10 niggas with over 100 million fans and their biggest has 300 million fans like what the fuck!!?
AAAAAAAA WHY DIDNT ANY OF YOU TELL ME SHE WAS THIS CUTE
>>534770984whoa, you got space in your follower list?
>>534771791kitasan is hot, just wish she had a better personality. satono diamond, now THATS an uma.
Night Owl is the fucking bane of my existence
Do we ever get anything that fully protects against it?
>>534771871We're also just seeing her for the first time, who is this?
>>534771871>no maskDelete this post RIGHT NOW
>>534771915It gets a patch to make it not so brutal when it procs
How much recovery does golshi need outside of maestro and her pot4/5 skills?
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Ten of my last eleven sparks have been 1 star guts.
>>534771871who the fuck is that
it's funny because she eats so much LOL LMAO
>>534771871Umamusume A....
>>534771915There will be cards that can give you a buff that shield you from a debuff once.
Or just get Cafe, who constantly have Night Owl but she is immune from its effect.
>>534772080this but unironically
>>534771915Date your Aoi/Tazuna instead of pressing rest. You get 5 turns of sleep own protection with them.
It's funny because she's loud and annoying
It's funny because I said she is funny.
>Have to join a discord video call with the club captain and two officers today since I didn't meet the 2 million fan quota yesterday
Am I fucked?
>>534772342>join a discord video callstop getting groomed for buttsex
Imagine Oguri's potbelly jiggling while shes running and while you're fucking her.
>>534772342maybe, depends on how you do on the penis inspection
>>534772342>club captain>two officers>in a nipponese anime girl slot horse slot simulatorThis reeks of faggotry, you should leave ASAP
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Rice is a poser. She doesn't know what it is to be a real bringer of misfortune.
is inbreeding a good or bad thing
is it best to just use the same parent over and over again down the family line
imagine Oguri crying under the shower, sitting on the cold floor while munching a carrot
>>534772342It's okay, bro. They're just going to talk about your KPIs and sign you up for PIP at the end of the month.
>try golshi run
>4th turn, dies with 1% failure chance
>rest, heals 30 points and gives night owl
>infirmary, doesn't heal
>try to train anyways
>mood down
>then training restricted event
>fails again with 8% fail chance
>lose on 3rd race of the run
Jesus christ
I just started a new golshi run and now I'm getting 5 friend trainings back to back so I guess it's fine
I play 4 other gacha
Guess which one I'm quitting to make more time for Uma
>>534772342Get out of there!
>>534772657dolls flopline2 bwos...
>>534772657Hopefully some Hoyo game
>>534772672god i wish i was that bench
>>534755970Well Ryan the boyfaggot himself.
>>534772657Infinity Nikki
When do we get more of these
>>534772496its very good, look at goldship
Love a bag strap between big tits
Which Uma is the most clingy.
>>534770469I'm trying to build parents with my 3 borrows per day and then just doing golshi farming runs afterwards
>>534772865Never, I got memed into using them all too.
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>>534772496it has no impact as long as the uma isn't her own grandmother.
picrel is 100% fine with zero drawbacks
>>534772432My club doesn't even have officers...
>>534754429WTF do the stars mean?
also having daiwa scarlet down there with bakushin is just nonsensical.
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