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Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

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your uma? reddit
my uma? 4chan

kicking rice shower in the ribs until she pukes

Digitan LOVE

UMA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA

its calling.

Almond Cute
Adorable Eye

Better question: which uma is Discord?

Washboard Love!

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

Excuse me, but WHO THE FUCK is this?

>>534227668 (OP)
She's the goat for real.

Shhhhh

>>534227979
see >>534227981

>>534228007
Seeking the Pearl, it says it right there

Should i roll for Curren or wait for Seun sky?

didn't whale and instead decided to rep my wife

>>534227847
*p-p-pokes your uma*

>>534228007
She should seek a husband instead.

CM test bro can you post a Natie (and her deck if possible) that has been performing well?
I don't know how to build mine properly.

>>534227847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ZiWnM6kZY
SUPREME COMMANDER OF JAPAN Spe is much better than regular one desu

MAYANO
TOP

Is it even worth bringing nature if she isn't pot5? Should I just bring another decent ace instead? Currently bringing grass wonder and golshi

there are "people" who whale on this game just to get mogged by f2p gold ships

>>534228151
She’s a bottom, ironically

Why isn't there a skill that boosts wit>?

does it matter who is the ace in team trials??

>>534228149
>reddit ship version

>>534228007
Another clearly full grown woman

>>534228007
I'd have no difficulty finding hers, gyatt damn

>>534227813
what happens if i give them both a little spank when they're like this

>>534228107
I’d p p poke her with my cock

>2% training fail before debut
>Another 2% training fail the turn before debut
>2nd place in debut
>Night Owl the very next rest
That's the first time I've actually given up on a run, but it was cursed to start with

>>534228097
Don’t like Rice but based waifufag

>>534227979
Creek for being an actual literal groomer.

>>534228284
Why is this the most obnoxious bit in the thread and why does it only pop up during SEAnigger hours?

>>534228319
they start barking at you

>>534228284
You can call her whatever but the work of goldship's VA is amazing

Isekai'd to uma world as the only male uma.

I got some SSR's I don't think are very good, pic related. Is it worth it to keep them just in case or should I convert them to rainbow cleats?

TEIO

>>534228513
They wouldn’t like you

I underestimated Curren she's a horny brat like Mayano that constantly tempts their trainer.

>Muscle wizard arc
Imagine

>>534228567
Except she’s way sexier than Mayano

>>534228442
I'm doing a Creek career right now and I can say this:
she can groom me anytime, holy fucking shit. I want a hot spring event with her BAD

>>534228513
like the only uma fanfics on ff.net are this and it's such a lame idea, just have a normal protagonist ffs

You MUST roll in this banner

>>534228520
Don't bother converting. Pull on the Super Creek banner coming up and get some SRs capped.

Alternatively, you could just reroll until you get something better than this. But that's a personal choice kind of thing.

>>534228779
is it tomorrow or no?

>>534228683
Same. I hate how the meaning of the word has changed over time.
Grooming used to cool.

>>534228007
the most unpopular uma ever

>>534228513
Congrats You get carted off by some agency to get dissected.
Its XCOM

>>534228779
Which one? That's two banners.

>>534228513
they're all bewildered by your horse cock because those don't exist over there

Gorgeous women like Creek can’t be groomers. They don’t have to groom anyone. Everyone wants to fuck them anyway.

>>534228097
>rice and becky
Erm, based department??!?

>>534228151
cum

Best end closer deck?

>>534228779
im going to whale on it ive been skipping uber eats this past week

>>534228151
very breedable hips

>>534228779
>green wife and mommy wife
Hmmm nyes, I will roll

>>534229072
Yeah but Zim is the most Reddit thing that’s ever existed

>>534228938
Damn, we're moving so fast, I like it.

>>534228520
It's never worth it to cleat anything that's not already MLB. 1LB of a card you have is always better than what you could be getting from tickets.

>>534228779
i have lb1 creek but no tazuna

>>534228513
Wish granted but all of the uma musume who are based on stallions now have penises the same size as the penis of the actual stallion.

clock check /uma/

are these girls supposed to be high schoolers? younger? older?
What about maruzensky and super creek

>>534229218
How the hell do they run

>>534229218
tamamobros...

>>534228779
dont fall for it bwos save for 3 years

>>534229218
Good thing Almond, Gentildonna, and Dober aren’t trannies like most of the umas

>>534228151
HAHA GET IT TOP CUNNY CUZ REDDIT

>>534228446
>check sea hours
>5:45 am
>check Europoor hours, specifically Poland
>before midnight
>check burger hours
>afterwork hours

>>534229278
you ask a lot of questions don't you anon

>Inspirations can do a critical hit and go gold and give more stat ups
Huh. Didn't know that.

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>>534229410
Still hotter than your favorite uma

>>534229423
double circle status?

why does my wife's unique skill have to be so shit...
I'll use her anyway

>reddit
>reddit
>reddit
Sure is reddit in here.

Stop posting things that just came out in JP that we won't get for at least 3 years

9gag cafe

>>534229525
Reddit Stakes

>>534227668 (OP)
Piss shower, pissing off all the faggots after another Mcqueen upset

>>534229481
Why would any of this autistic shit be necessary?

Literally just put penos in vagena, move around a bit and ejaculate
That's it

Look at this Sonic.

>>534229105
What distance? Swap one of your speed cards for Narita Taishin, she gives end corners. You can get slipstream from sweep tosho, the new SSR power card Yeano gives ramp up, tail held high and playtime's over which is a strong combo, can also get them from marvelous sunday if you dont want a power card.

>>534229278
Tracen is a special government funded school made in order to keep horse girls contained an in check, so the classes are all fake and none of it really matters. The umas are fed a steady supply of propaganda and made to race in order to keep them from becoming too smart and taking over the world as the superior race.

K I N G

nice op

Almond Eye has great jeans

How the fuck do you fail on a exercise bike?

>>534229278
dont think about it

>>534229683
Hey. look at those pretty flowers over there for a sec

It's been several years and Symboli Rudolf is still president.
When was the last election...?

>>534229798
fat ass breaks the seat

Is she sufficiently evil?

>>534229798
very carefully

>>534229701
King of reddit...

If anyone is still looking for a club for any reason or another, please consider joining umatism!
I sadly made the club a few days ago so we will not be receiving any rewards this month but the club is made up solely by anons for anons
just have /uma/ in your profile so I know you're from here or if you can't find the club, simply reply with your ID so I add you

>>534229852
all seeing eyes status?

>>534229683
this sounds suspiciously accurate...

>>534229261
130. I lost about 40 trying to make a nice nature debuffer.

4reddit

>>534229616
No

>game looks cool, characters have great designs, doesn't seem like there's too much mechanical bloat
>hmm, might drop some mone-
>see those future dogshit uma designs in JP
>see the insane amount of power creep
Oh, right. THIS is why I loathe gacha. Now I remember.

>>534229701
KING
KING
KING
GAINER
https://youtu.be/vWj5_LQ_uo0?t=45

>>534229278
It's left ambiguous, probably because then they'd have to account for the three years you train together. In-game, they're all listed as being in either Junior or Senior Division, which could kind of map to middle/high school and college.

>>534229852
need potential 5 gold skill and more wit

Mood Effect or more Training Effectiveness?

>>534230060
no one cares contrarianfag, go play fortnite

>>534230060
>those future dogshit uma designs in JP
for example?

CM run: 19131635
Bring your umas, i need to check my cooking.

>>534229949
Need monies for that. hopefully gold ship week will save me.

>>534229278
overuse of clocks by trainers made the whole place a giant spacetime anomaly

>>534228779
don't have neither so maybe.

>>534227668 (OP)
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>>534229278
do they use horse years like dog years or have human life spans and use human years

>>534229306
Swinging Maestro doesn't refer to cornering anon

>>534230175
don't forget the summary

>>534229798
I know umas are tough as hell but having your pelvis slam towards the floor has got to hurt.

>first onsen ticket finally
>it's Maruzensky

Evil Nature is such a meme. There's a better variation out there

So like, what is wrong with Manhattan Cafe?

What are uma-fetish enthusiasts called in the world of umamusume? Uma-chasers? Do they have Hay-Fever?

>>534230289
they use uma years

>>534230349
Would you rather it have been a big black stallion? What could you possibly be bitching about?

>>534230380
Ambivalent Nature

is there a way to mark or lock my most used horses so I can find them easier?

so narita is a bricked end for this CM which ruins my idea of 2 ends and 1 pace
what do i run now..

>>534230507
the carrot on the top left when you view them

pace chaser goldshit is better than end closer, send tweet

>>534230507
The carrot mark

>>534230534
You run Narita anyway

>>534230534
symboli rudolf end closer
trust the plan

>>534228513
Let me guess, you would also like for all your bad character and physical traits to be magically removed like in every shitty isekai light novel?

>>534230391
Her sweat smells like coffee.

Infirmary HATE
I could feel my run falling apart on me as the fucking infirmary fails to do its job 3 times in a row.

>>534230175
>>534230323
1>2>3 + debuffers in play

what does mare's milk taste like

wont have to do much for the event

>>534230391
If you're referring to her chest, she was born like that don't be mean.

If you're referring to her "friend", that's just the ghost of Sunday Silence who follows her around.

DON'T DEBUFF ME YOU COW

>>534230658
I don't get the point of that, one visit should be enough to cure anything.

>Ticket
>See the trio several races in a row
>Taishin jobs repeatedly never making it to the top 3
>URA
>It's just Ticket and Biwa
It's kino

>>534230709
Cute!
>claw goes up Scarlet's butt

>>534229616
Hmm, nyo.

>>534229405
why Poland?

>>534230391
Brooklyn Delicatessen is just mentally ill

>>534230658
>he isn't running green lady

>>534230773
nature isn't a cow i think

>>534230663
Depends on the mare. Creek tastes like ice cream. Almond Eye like vanilla almond milk. Gentildonna like pre workout. Akebono like fruity pebble milk. Teio like bone broth.

>>534230658
>>534230786
Embrace the Green Woman
She can heal your blue status just from training in the same spot as her.

>>534230726
He looks busted, were they related?

Which uma did you unexpectedly liked more than you thought you would after completing their career?

>implied evil
>super sweet and supporting despite not winning a single G1
Was the real horse an asshole or something, it has to come from somewhere and I assume it's real life

>>534230709
this is the only good uma yuri ship

>>534230918
>Akebono like fruity pebble milk.
now i know who im pulling for

>>534230954
idk man, i've done a lot of skipping

>>534230931
>heal impairments from just training on her slot
chat is this true

>>534230786
Conditions are bad enough to ruin a run without the unreliable infirmary. That shit is just rage bait.

>>534230954
T M Opera O

>>534230698
when is the event dropping?

>>534230954
taishin

>>534230954
almost all of them desu

>>534230954
King Halo

Nigga what the fuck are you talking about, we haven't lost a single race?

Also is El Pasta's story literally just toreina san explaining to her what fucking kayfabe is?

I have ~3k carats and most of my carats have gone towards getting cards. Every character I have is from paypig character banner + SSR tickets + a few random cleat/reward tickets.

Is it worth doing 20 rolls on a current character banner to try and get some copies of the 1*/2* characters I am missing?

>>534230954
You posted her.

>>534230698
you are like a little baby
watch this

Why is Japan so obsessed with Almond Eye? She’s everywhere.

>>534230931
So now I need kita black, FM, super creek, AND green woman?

>>534230090
>they're all listed as being in either Junior or Senior Division
this is global only, it's middle school or high school in the original version

You guys weren't kidding about the white spark pill, this was just my first run actually taking my time to pick out decently matching parents and going for similar skill sparks to increase the odds
I feel like I've awoken to a brand new grind, this'll keep me way more engaged than blue spark farming

My cute wife Mattycanefuckyoukitties!

>>534230954
King Halo went from "I need her for Bakushin race" to my favorite
I actually dislike Daiwa Scarlett after completing her career

>>534231220
true i rerolled for kitasan and havent started burning tp items yet

>>534231251
medium corners is the only usable white spark you've got for this upcoming CM

>>534231306
>I actually dislike Daiwa Scarlett after completing her career

>>534230954
Honestly, before watching the anime I always thought Teio was the cringy idol type troupe, boy how wrong I was.

Her breasts are sore from nursing. Can you help?

>>534231274
thats matikunnyfuckkikesaru to you, anon

What do people run to get their Golshis with such jacked speed/stamina/power, I always have to give up something or end up with everything at mediocre amounts

>>534231227
Yes you need Kitasan and SC
Green Woman (like every pal card) only lasts until the end of the scenario so you don't roll on on pal banner BUT Green Woman happens to be on the same banner as SC...

>>534230954
Vodka was cool

>>534231251
>Great grandparent farming
This is even more demoralizing than farming for 3* blue sparks.

for me, it's her

>>534230954
Matikanefukukitaru. Love that bundle of joy.

>>534230986
nah he came 3rd in the arima Kinen 3 times in a row, and also didnt win a single g1
i dunno about his attitude tho
https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/result/1988104866/

>>534231334
Yeah I wasn't trying to make a CM parent and I probably won't try either, just testing the waters and figuring out how I'd even begin white spark grinding

>>534230954
King Halo
I thought i would hate her because i hate the ojou-sama laugh but i was so wrong

>>534230954
The first time I saw her, she felt like a filler character to pad out draw rates.

I’d kill for the opportunity to have Maruzensky have her way with me in the onsen

Wits game

>>534231592
The Teio step is stupid and not impressive

King Halo raped me.

>>534231514
saving until spd Tach or spd El, then saving again until STA Air and Wit Prez

>>534231697
take that back

>>534231592
Yeah, but in S2 turned out that was just a side gig and she's a sports freak with really bad luck but still managed to get a miracilous victory in the end.
Also her voice is really cute.

>>534228779
Man I really want a few more Creeks and Tazunas but my SRs are already MLB. Feels like it'd be a waste not to roll umas this time.

>>534231352
Can you blame me? Daiwa Scarlett was what I tought King Halo career was gonna be
>Have to tard wrangle some loser bitch with zero self-awareness
But without the character growth

>>534231380
>he didn't like this childish doofus that just wants to be liker her idol

>>534231514
fuck that shit, I was told Kitasan is the only must-pull so I'm pulling for characters now

>>534231389
Who the heck are you? How'd you get in here?
Tazuna!!!

>>534231697
t. Twin Turbo

Rice Shower smells like feet

>>534230158
Try to describe to me the aesthetic they went for with Mayano Top Gun. Or Tachyon. Or Vodka. I think you can identify a very specific theme to all of them that not only makes them visually distinct but also says something about their personality.

Now try and describe some of the 2025 release designs in any other words than "generic fancy dress gacha idol slop".

>Here is your pferdefrau and unnatural nature
I don't like the designs in S2/3, but my man, P.A. Works has some shoddy bullshit as well.
>>534231912
We don't talk about Twin Towers here

Teio I'm going to poke you with my needle

>>534231837
Bricked.

>>534231759
Teio is a brat in the game

>>534231702
Usually those hot spring tickets nips raffle are for couples thats why you only get two, so assume the trainer shared a room with his trainee isnt that kinda inmoral?

>>534228779
I have no carats. The few that I get, I'm going to throw at smart falcon.

>>534231604
kek i thought the same

>>534231837
same, waiting for Tamamo Cross and Mejiro Dowife

So what's the point of Affinity loops? What's the benefit over rawdogging 3* sparks from guests? Like, I have two optimized parents (Grass Wonder + Vodka) for Oguri Cap but it still seems like it'd be better to just sparkmax instead. Are you supposed to just keep looping until you hit 3*? I don't get it.

>My 540 stam 576 wit bakushin lost to a 180 stam 300 wit bakushin of the same speed and power
>No blocking or late starts or anything
why do staminatards have to gaslight everyone like this

Kitasan > Rudolf > Teio

>>534230954
Creek. I am really looking forward to seeing her in CinGray now.

>>534231998
I have MLB kita and MLB sweep idc

>People are actually falling for the white spark farming meme
lmao

>>534232048
you're only continuing on 3*

>>534232004
Yeah, but she is just as competitive.
Guess my shounen genes just react to that.
Pic related are my heroes.

>>534231925
I’m with you on this one.

>>534231604
kek she does have that aura huh

>>534228151
MAYANO
MID

That went well for a first playthrough.

>>534232018
Yes, those umas are monsters taking advantage of impressionable, young, human men like that.

Why are the japanese so insanely racist against the people of Hokkaido?

What the hell this is almost on the level of how Europeans act at the mention of a gypsy

>>534231306
I agree. Daiwa Scarlet's story has no substance, it's just 'I fight with woudka lole' and that's it
King Halo's story is my 2nd favorite

>>534232216
explode

>>534232060
> posts 2 stats and nothing else
> I'm getting gaslit!
I think you're just dumb

CM test
89790657

>>534231231
I've seen that in the wiki, but I haven't been able to confirm whether that's an actual translation or something somebody made up (which wouldn't be the first in that wiki).

>>534230954
King stole my heart after I started this game for Tachyon and Sirius

I am sad.

summon twin turbo to host 18man races

>Last borrow of the day
>Career with Silence Suzuka
>8 random mood downs, don't even make it the the URA finals
Increase the borrow attempts or I quit, I refuse to let some chinkoid RNG waste my fucking time again and again.

>>534232231
>Europeans act at the mention of a gyps
To be fair, the gypsies are truly disgusting little creatures, they might as well be goblins, except that they steal instead of rape.

>>534232392
Turn that frown upside down

Sakuraniku has a spot open if anyone needs a club. Trade shoes, be active.

>>534228779
Hmmm nyo I'll just use my uncap items on creek and roll on the fine motion banner instead.

>a true hero does not choose their battlefield
wtf Agnes Digital's JRA tagline goes hard

>>534232451
Just breed in-house, bwo.

I hate bakushino

>>534232398
its not tuesday

>>534232281
Im going to edit this so all of them say want to rape or already raped him

I got caught fucking my uma

I love her

>>534232281
Gonna go with oniichan. Wish that Curren chan's story had more substance beyond her social media addiction.

>>534231917
I already liked her before anon, you don't have to give me more reasons to love her.

guys how do you make Carrot taste good?

>>534232538
I CAN'T BREED

>>534230954
Definitely Super Creek. I thought she just had the typically mommy stuff going on for her but her journey with the trainer in her career was genuinely super sweet that it made me like her a lot more after

>>534232538
No point, no 3*s. Running careers with 2*s is a waste of time because even if you get a 3* it's not good enough to be a parent because it won't be 9*

>>534232568
it isnt?

>>534231532
Unlike blue spark farming, you can farm white sparks on great grandparents without borrows. Isn't that amazing?

>>534232230
So why the academy is not doing nothing? I bet they already know whats going on

>>534232505
>Trade shoes
FUCK YOUR SHOES! https://youtu.be/TxNprnas7i8?t=10
>The way he quickly starts to laugh
>The way he tells sec to chill
>IT DOESNT BOTHER ME, IT'S A SIZE 10 SHOE
>>534232605
Based wife enjoyer

I watch anime on dub

>>534232631
Sautéing it in olive oil and add Italian seasoning to it.

>>534232730
She's bulking.

Recc me a non-3 star sprinter

>>534230954
Narita Taishin

>>534232654
...and then she goes back to roping you into goo goo babies.

>>534232827
All anime is dubbed, retard.

>>534232631
i like roast carrots

>>534232652
Im gonna corrupt Digitan once shes out

>>534232827
There is no dub

Air Grove.

>>534232906
Air Groove is the only option I think

>>534232906
air groove is easy to get to sprint A

>>534232921
…and that’s a good thing!

>>534232290
>thinks i just posted 'two stats'
i think you're just dumbb

>>534232231
IIRC the people of Hokkaido aren't ethnically the same as the rest of Japan

>>534227981
Carrot body

>get strong enough to face A ranks in team trials
>start meeting witgamers
>win everytime

>>534232827
NGL Deep Impact's dub was good.

Spoonfeed me a (non potential 5) Goldshi build.

how do you build power

>>534233150
You press the dumb bells on the training screen.

>>534233107
>1200spd/1200stam/800pow/400guts/400 wit
pretty doable

>>534232231
>Hokkaido was formerly known as Ezo, Yezo, Yeso, or Yesso.[4] Although Japanese settlers ruled the southern tip of the island since the 16th century, Hokkaido was primarily inhabited by the Ainu people.[5] In 1869, following the Meiji Restoration, the entire island was annexed, colonized and renamed Hokkaido by Japan.[6][7][8][9][10][11] Japanese settlers dispossessed the Ainu of their land and forced them to assimilate.[5][9] In the 21st century, the Ainu are almost totally assimilated into Japanese society; as a result, the majority of Japanese people of Ainu descent have no knowledge of their heritage and culture.
People they aren't Japs, they were annexed (more than once).

>>534233057
What track retard. How many guts. Did you reach top speed at all? Did your skills activate? Mood?
Get a fucking clue.

WE LOVE IT

Curren Chan

>>534233150
rainbow speed training or vodka

>>534233150
4 speed umas including Kitasan and King Halo will put you a very respectable power alongside some power sparks.

>>534232906
With the right sparks, D-Turf Urara

>>534232652
>this horse is related to secretariat
neat stuff

>already have my cm team built and tested weeks before the start of the event
Feels good man
Only thing that might get me to swap off of Teio is getting a god-tier Golshi while grinding for her event

Is this good enough as a third CM member? i was farming fans and this seems not that bad

>>534232906
Use Air GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIN' MAGIC, if you have her.

>>534233398
is that an ace or debuffer?

>>534233205
it should be noted that the Ainu are most likely direct descendants of the Jomon people

>>534233398
>only one gold recovery
>no power
>no S aptitude
brick

>>534233398
Don't really see the point to this horse. Too few stats to win, too few skills to debuff.

NEW CM run 35910101

>>534233398
>Sub-1k speed
>Just barely enough stamina to survive one debuffer
>that power
>Not enough debuff skills to be a full debuffer but too many to be a hybrid or full ace
Good enough if you really don't have a third I guess, but you are only going to beat casuals with this

>>534233471
Someone, somewhere (likely /a/) once posted a graph about this, and how the Ainu have a similar core, but in the end are of a different branch compared to modern japs or something. There is some commonality, like most Europeans, but in the end they're quite different. Hope I'm not misremembering any of this.

>>534230698
What does this have to do with the event?

What's your go-to for Long decks?

>>534232976
>>534233006
>>534233339
>>534233445
Groove with sprint sparks, got it

>>534233659
5mill golshi fans, at any point, gets some of the rewards

>>534233740
Didn't know it was retroactive

>>534233665
3 speed 3 stam + 16* stamina inherit
MLB Cafe, MLB Creek (borrow) and 3LB McCute

>>534233740
Isn't the reward a decent sum of support points lol

>>534231220
how many 3* sparks?

>>534233684
>>534233263
poor cutie...

>>534233398

just build an evil nature instead, its way easier

>>534233770
you need to earn 5 mill during the event on any horses total, and 5mill on golshi retroactive

>>534233219
hayai

>>534232231
Japanese are like 3 different people: Yamato, who are the majority and basically exterminated the other two, Ainu, who lived in Hokkaido and have been almost entirely wiped out (though their culture still has some lingering influence), and Ryukyuans, who live mainly in Okinawa.
All of them technically speak different language and have their own culture, though the Japanese (Yamato) Empire conquered them all and the modern Japanese government refuses to acknowledge them as any kind of distinct groups.

>>534233585
>gourmand didn't proc
>still got 2nd and only one length off
I'll take it

Another CM Room: 83812386

For the Goldship gods what should her support deck look like?

>>534233585
1>2>3

>>534233843
Just one, and its fucking useless

>>534233770
There are two fan milestones. One goldship specific which is retroactive, and one non specific that just requires you to get 5.64 million throughout the event.
So if you already have goldship above the threshold you can just treat the week like any other and get all the rewards, while all Goldship haters will need to play her 10+ times.

fuck this shit, I'm not joining any more CM rooms, sick of getting my ass beat

Is there a way to get rid of the notification dot on archive without clicking on every fucking event in the event gallery?

>>534234075
>gold shit

>>534230954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfNemC8iEOM&t=250s

Tachyon

>>534234015
The best I've gotten is 2* stamina I haven't seen a 3* since working on gold

>>534234106
kek

Is there a way to skip everything except for the training animations?

>>534233345
>be related to secretariat
>have strong performance on both dirt and turf at home AND internationally winning 6 G1 races (mile and medium distance)
>people call you "Hentai" (using the meaning of extraordinary talents and abilities)
>get turned into "Hentai" (using the meaning of pervert/weirdo) Umamusume

>>534234075
time to go back to the regionals march..

>>534234075
Surely you can get 1 cheeky win through RNG right???

>>534234075
To be fair 4ch CM rooms are basically top 5% / finals simulators if anything. They're useful for insights rather than just testing if you're ready (you're not, neither am i).

post your favorite Umamusume songs
>A little prayer
>Sunbeam cheer
>∞
>Girls legend U

FUCK

how long for the giga spark banner with all the characters?

I was inches from perfection but the combo friendships dried up late game making me push 25 at a time after summer, but this is my best rice to date.
Also no S aptitudes and didn't inherit redshift. There's always room for improvement. But for today it's all headpats and carrot cake.

>>534233862
>tail lifting up sweater
that's good stuff

>>534234070
Not all that useful, won't even have enough wit to actually use it.

>>534234106
>dragonshite
so tired of this

>>534234238
Winners win.

>>534234247
She seem like a winner

>>534234278
i thought the people here were retarded

>>534234365
january, use the websites with estimated schedules on it in the OP.

JOBBING TICKET

>>534234301
>Umapyoi densetsu (trainer version)
>Bokura no bluebird days
>TM Opera Tataeyo Towa Ni

>>534234493
no they just ACT retarded all the time

>>534234247
Digitan is cute as fuck, can't wait to get her
>>534234373
wew, that is one great Rice, anon. Congrats!

>>534234493
For every 5 retards there's 1 autist that's doing nazi-style eugenics on their honses for 12 hours a day.

>>534231546
Galuma are a miracle.

What are the top umas for cm aside from Nature, Golshi and Oguri? can i just build something like Tachyon or Teio?

>>534234618
classic Goldship

>>534230954
Air Groove

if I need more cards (mostly speed), which banner should I roll for?

>>534225017
>anon please say you were just lying
erm..

>>534234493
Retarded enough to tryhard in a p2win gacha game.

>>534234624
Whoever you can get stamina and several gold recoveries as to not die

>>534234624
your fav ones

Okay so do muscles and guts do anything? They say acceleration but there's no obstacles in the court so I don't care how fast you accelerate.

Is there really an earn 564k in TT mission... I can't do that...

>>534234695
SC is the last good banner in a good while. If you just need more cards, it'll be your best chance to roll.

>yaeno shows up randomly
>teaches me her skill
>get this
It was a dogshit race horse, but at least it got a ton of skills.

>>534234476
She even won aganist Doto and Opera at Tenno sho (autumn) in 2001

>>534234624
You can do both just get gold recoveries, a bunch of stamina, as much speed as you can and greens + eventually the style/length/other bs on S.

>>534234614
>>534231546
sssssssssssssssssssex

>>534234618
>Maru that wins 26 races
>somehow loses the debut race (the only loss)

Why has the players been going down since July 16?

Ribbon on the left ear: girl.
Ribbon on the right ear: tranny.

What do you do to stop yourself from impulse rolling?

>>534234794
i could use more SR dupes. guess i will roll on Creek if i have any funds left after 3* Narita Brian

If my club is currently D rank does that mean I'm only getting 200 gems at the end of the month or can the rank go up before then?

>>534234880
The Kitasan incident…

>>534234880
The spike is when the Kitasan Black SSR launched

>>534234880
They started banning the chink bots.

>>534234695

Super Creek. After that you got time to save if youre not rolling for characters

Even IRL Satono Dia looks like he wants you

>>534234685
>Horse tails are not prehensile, so this is not canon
WHY

trainer ID 904772899486

Please invite me to a club I'm one run away from having 32 million fans I have so many shoes to give you just give me a chance please

>>534234880
She killed millions

>>534234963
D rank reflects last month's ranking, you can see your club's current rank in club menu->rankings

>>534234880
twitch streamers and their cattle have moved on to the next FOTM

>>534234880
It was Kitasan peak. Players have been going down as the honeymoon ends and people run out of content to do.

>>534227020
fuck off. faggots like you make this general awful. why do you shit where you eat? any community you join is worse off for it.

>>534234963
your club isn't rank D most likely, you're looking at last month's rank letter. look at the number rank instead.
SS is top 10 clubs
S+ is top 30 clubs
S is top 100
A+ is top 500
A is top 1000
B+ is top 3000
B is top 5000

>>534234867
With mares.

You know the race mechanics are good when even the legend characters are getting stuck at 10th place.

>>534230994
my wife and her girlfriend

>after you exhausted all energy
Is adrenaline rush bad?

MEATY

>>534229278
They are as old as whatever makes you the hardest

baku

>Never hear anyone talk about Green Lady Support Card
>Kept getting copies of her
>Try randomly using her in a throwaway career
>Her support is actually insane
I can't believe I haven't used her until now.

>>534234880
There's nothing for bots to reroll on right now (they also got banned). It was all fake numbers.

>>534235194
the legend characters soon after launch aren't supposed to be OP, they literally do things like give bakushin pace chaser to make her easier. they introduce Master races later which are literally legends but actually strong, they give you months to try and beat them.

What makes Nice Nature a better debuffer than say Rudolf or Grass Wonder who have Dominator as their innate skills compared to Mystifying Murmur?

sex

I did Agnes Tachyon career and honestly, it didn't click for me

>>534234794
>>534235041
damn that's pretty close, i only have 20k so i am not sure ill be able to secure it

>>534230954
Air Groove
Matikanefukukitaru
Maruzensky

>>534230954
Halo, Spe, and BAKUSHIIIIIN.

>>534235254
If you run out of energy, you're generally fucked anyway.

>>534235056
Wants me a little too much

>>534235405
>reddit tachyon

ENOUGH with the matikanefukukitaru spam

>>534235194
No nepotism allowed.

>>534235385
All-Seeing Eyes is very strong. It's why she's worthless until she gets pot5

Do I have to win 1 race 128 times or do I just have to win races 128 times for this mission?

>>534235310
>classic year
explode

>>534235243
Is vodka the wife?
She is the one that imagined you getting together like her parents did afterall...

>>534235338
Tazuna's great IF you have high level support cards. She'll keep your mood up and your energy recovered.

Is Smart Falcon for (You)?

>>534235254
in general yeah. there are some niche scenarios you can get use out of it, like anime mcqueen needs low energy for her ult so you can stack them together, especially on the shorter races.
>>534235338
you don't pay much attention here, I've extolled the virtues of her card dozens of times. it's not worth copy pasting that every day and it's not time for people to roll for her yet, people will realize it day 1 of the banner when they get multiple copies of her.

>>534235480
OOooooOooooOOO

Teio is too stupid for sex

Ikuno Dictus

>>534235512
Win 128 of any kind, seems easy

>>534235512
128 races

>>534235563
No.

>>534235480
hmmmm..... nyo....

>600/650/850/250/250
>6th
>YOUR POWER WAS TOO LOW
???????

>>534231185
Yes. You want more honses for full Team Trials and enough dupes/statues to bump Tachyon, Creek, and the boyfaggot to 3 stars so they can pass on their uniques.

i've failed so many careers with nice nature already...

>>534235604
sextupid

>>534235665
Wit decides when your horse decides to overtake

>>534235512
>128 races for 3 stars
Expensive woman

>>534235321
I can't take this weeb seriously

If you like Smart Falcon, here's her song. https://youtu.be/7rcAOE_Dvbw

What the fuck.
This is absolutely ridiculous.
I just want my horses.

>>534235604
Perhaps you’re too stupid for sex with Teio

>>534235321
Why is my Japanese yamato nadeshiko wife wearing an American pigdog flag bikini?

>>534235665
the game isn't trying that hard to give perfect advice, it just looks at why you lost and gives a reason. the reason is that you got boxed, and when you get boxed it suggests power. the actual reason you got boxed is wit issue, your horse was too stupid to use the power you gave them.

Mother and daughter.

>>534235358
> they literally do things like give bakushin pace chaser to make her easier
Retard, that is Bakushin's running strat, her unique only works when passing another character.

>>534235056
Uncanny

do not fall for satono propaganda

>>534235101
of my sperm

why do you hate her

reminder that Teio is canonically the most flexible uma

>>534235665
>witlet

>>534235797
blame chink bots

>>534235606
the better friend group

>>534235512
>128
>百/二十/八
Hya Ha Ha?

>>534235950
>>534235056

>>534235338
>tracen literally stands for training center
sovlless

>>534232652
>>534232281
just for (You)

>>534234880
Quitting until next scenario or sexy Uma banner

So when do we get to train the director?

>>534235575
>people will realize it day 1 of the banner when they get multiple copies of her
I want to try her out if I get lucky on the banner but I don't know what to replace for her. I'm training Oguri with a 3 speed 3 stam deck, if I replace a stam card with the Green Lady I'm afraid I won't reach the high stam needed for CM.

>>534235695
Say it with her
https://files.catbox.moe/e1gwul.mp4

>>534236007
she does this to my balls

I didn't believe an anon that rng would eventually just hit and my TT score would skyrocket. (legit 70k higher) I was wrong.

>>534234880
The honeymoon is over.

post something cute

>>534236161
>curren
...you dont mean the night they met right?
she was only a small kid anon...

>>534235886
and yet master bakushin is on front, curious. it turns out the ult condition in a vacuum isn't the whole story.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PREVENT EMPTY HINTS

>>534235651
Damn. Skipping.

>>534235961
the truth is not propaganda.

>>534235528
>can cook
>loyal
>perflat
yes

>>534236192
is she drunk?

>>534236362
ah fuck, this is ai isnt it

>>534230954
I didn't think I would like her so much.

>>534236016
Because she didn't wear Spe's stupid shirt.

Is this lore accurate I don't know her character

>>534236458
it's a semen demon

>>534230994
can someone translate
why is she kissing vodka doll

>>534236349
Building a debuffer fucking sucks man. The best I've gotten is 9 debuffs on one Uma. They keep giving me every skill hints EXCEPT the debuffs or just give stats.

>>534236458
Doesn't look like it to me, but I've been wrong before.

>>534236458
If you like the image, does it matter?

>>534236161
nice

>>534236696
holy fuck

Trashuna

>>534236618
she sneezes

>>534236696
>agnes reddit

>>534236198
>I want to try her out if I get lucky on the banner but I don't know what to replace for her.
she goes in the flex spot you have typically, whatever is least vital to train a lot of
>I'm training Oguri with a 3 speed 3 stam deck, if I replace a stam card with the Green Lady I'm afraid I won't reach the high stam needed for CM.
it depends on your sparks, you either go 2 stam with stam sparks or you go 2 speed with mixed sparks. if you get her mlb she gives +4 speed on most of her trainings innately on top of the big energy savings and fail reduction and training effectiveness, so she is capable of helping keep speed moving along even while training stam with her.
she's going to save you like a dozen turns over a run between energy cost, the dates combining multiple things at once, and saving 1 failure a run probably. that's 12 more turns you can train speed and stam. it's nice not having to train wit or relax mid-beach because she keeps your fuel from getting too low and prevents your last turn from actually having a high risk.

>>534236629
9 is the highest I've managed too. Any debuffGODS in this thread with a higher number? Post em.

>>534236821
You need to kill yourself man.

Is it worth it to only have a club with me in it?

>>534236696
how does she expect me not to rape her after making that pose?

>>534236897
I wish I had Teio so I could mating press her.

>>534236821
4chan ship

>>534236936
>raping an uma
Bro YOU are the one getting raped, your average uma could snap you like a little twig

>playing any late/end runner
>get their respective savvy skills
>career turns into a 100% win rate

>>534236696
Nice

>>534236507
God I wish horses were real

do my debuffs effect my own horses or are they immune?

At what LB does Tazuna outperform MLB Aoi?

>>534236016
Why would I hate my wife?

>>534237102
savvy is +wit
wit is what stops you from getting brocked
late and end mog everyone else as long as they don't get brocked
not rocket science

I want a gloved handjob from Satono Crown...

some anons here unironically think they could overpower an uma

>>534236914
oh so its funny when cafe does it but not when I do it
I see how it is

>>534235348
Not relevant because bots reroll on mobile phone / emulator and not on steam client

>>534237246
What the fuck is her problem?

>>534237246
>some anons are redditor that dont care for the lore and think yuri is common place while het shit isnt
people are retarded we know

>>534237102
>get their respective savvy skills
which ones?

>>534237065
Gold Motorboat

14859253

CM practice run. Testing out my new grass wonder.

Fuck swimming.

>>534237148
I want to fluff her hair.

>>534237315
she is the king and marking her property is all

>>534236458
yeah
I'm sorry anon
I'm so sorry...

>>534237229
but I would get blocked even at 600 wit before
think its the always up field of view buff, its too consistent

>>534237246
The moment you try to use force against her she already raped you 6 times

>>534236696
agnes 'sexo' tachyon

>>534229894
Are you accepting casual shitters that only do a few runs a week?

>>534237478
well this is hot, are we getting more umas like this?

>>534236334
>hfw she wants a cake but shes over her caloie count for the day.

>>534236345
I have no idea where you've seen that, no she isn't. She has pace skills.

>>534237202
Imagine coming home to this.

>>534234880
The great filter. Normals that fell for the initial propaganda might be realizing the game is extremely grindy or RNG heavy and giving up

>>534236936
There's a reason why Tachyon had like 2700 offspring.

>>534237179
they're about on par if Tazuna is 1LB, because Tazuna's events are generally better if you use them correctly (aka you consider 2 and 4 heal debuffs guaranteed). By 2LB she's past Aoi for sure due to 10 training effectiveness and roughly equal other stats.

>>534236696
>people are unironically attracted to this
Zero test.

>>534237419
Damn. These used to fill up near instantly. What happened? No one is joining.

what's going to happen if i took off Cheval's hoodie (forcefully)?

What drives someone to call a young woman a "boyfaggot"?

>>534237696
god I love cute dogs

>>534237579
This part right here

>To effectively train an Uma Musume as an End Closer, prioritize Power and Guts, with support from Speed and Stamina, depending on the race distance

yeah I think Im reading the wrong guide

>>534235886
if she's at the front and another uma gets on par with her the skill will trigger too

>>534227668 (OP)
Is there a way to get dupes of pic related or do we just get the one free one? Just want to make sure I'm not missing on dupes for a free card.

>>534236334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ_amKP8_04

>>534237826
Rape, the answer is always rape

>>534237163
No, that'd be stupid. BUT, the enemy debuffs stack so good luck.

>>534237904
you can buy the dupes from the club shop, but it increases price after each purchase i believe

when will the guts meta actually start, any estimates?

Wth why didn't you guys tell me pace rice was busted? I've been morphing her into front this whole time.

I am constantly thinking of sex with Agnes Tachyon.

>>534237246
yeah
id win

>>534237920
YAMETE!

>>534236935
No, you need someone else to give you shoes to sniff.

>>534238008
>Her entire story revolves around her pacing herself behind the leader before overtaking them

Obviously she's a good pacer.

hachimi hachimi hachimi

>>534237809
Now look at 4LB R Tazuna hidden technology

Why did they name a male horse Agnes?

>>534238008
pace is busted in general

>>534238082
Cute dog

Mambo

>>534237419
6/9 need one more.

sc hurry up aieee

>>534237920
>>534238082
>>534238213

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

>>534237102
>can win easily with Oguri, Gold Ship and Tickezo
>Taishing refuse to stop jobbinng
yeah I don't know about that

>>534236736
I haven't signed into Nikke since Uma launched, how screwed am I, nikg bros?

>>534236936
Sir, she wanted to pregnancy trap you. Now you have to pay to feed her kids.

>>534238105
hachimi o nameruto

>>534238082
>>534237920
I love my dog.

>>534237435
Anon, I love her but the rules kind of get in the way I think

>800 Stamina in my first Rudolph run, where she wins everything and finishes a Legend
>1* Stamina spark
that's very hurtful

This is like my 5th hot springs ticket with Rudolf. What a greedy hag.

>>534238178
>>534238104
THIS IS A CRIME

>>534238108
I'm not sure what you mean by "hidden technology". She's just a worse Tazuna with the exact same events but significantly worse stats, at best on par with 0LB SSR Tazuna because:
>she can't give concentration
>much worse energy savings and failure reduction through no unique skill
>only upside over 0LB SSR is 5 training effectiveness

>>534238213
Do you think trainers do this with their umas?