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fuck you nature

>>536616994 (OP)
THE GOAT

NTR

SIX MORE DAYS UNTIL SUNDAY

Breed Vega

>>536617051
haha...

I started picking extra training again to ensure that Director is green before senior year

>>536616994 (OP)
Haven't seen Admire Groove yet but all the somethingderes are too easy in this game.

>Did a run to create the parent for my grandparent
>got all of the inherits
>got tons of relevant skills
>ZERO USABLE WHITE SPARKS
Fuck this game man

I just found out that my Uma which has been borrowed thousands of times has AIDs.

Post your winning teams.

>>536617091
Why is there smoke coming out of your uma

RYAN
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR GOALS
YOU BARELY REACHED TOP 5 IN SATSUKI SHO
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

I need her right now

Which one is the best?

>>536617051
If you skip you just hurh4rrpt your uma

remember when legend races were hard

17 years 364 days old

>>536617262
Mcqueen and Rice

>>536617063
>>536617250
I really wish I'd got her with my ticket. With how badly I need support cards, I can't see me pulling for an uma any time soon so I'll probably never actually unlock her.

>>536616994 (OP)
PLEASE ACCELERATE EVEN MORE
I NEED HER

>>536617262
McQueen has use in the next cm

Is Cooldown ass or is it viable for Long CM?

>>536617137
extra training gives + friendship for the bratty lolibaba?

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PREVIOUS ROUND 1 POLL RESULTS:
>>536426263
https://strawpoll.com/PKgleYPOoZp/results

>>536617328
to bad for you anon, guess you will never get to feel her love

>>536617218
uuooohhhh
DDEERRBBYYY

>uma I want all stuck together
>gap
>uma I want all stuck together
>gap
>uma I want all stuck together

>>536617329
No! I need to save for too many.

How do I become good at this game?

>>536617439
Just roll on the omni banner in Jan.

>>536617472
buy an account with all the good cards

Taishinbros... People are going to call us metashitters for using her in the upcoming CMs... What do we do

>no more CM races
What am I supposed to do now

>>536617472
Be really lucky. It's all skill, really.

>>536617329
Only if they accelerate the gibs too.

>>536617328
You can always just, you know.
Buy the ticket
Save until anni
Restart

>>536617472
Train wit

FELLOW NINGEN HELP IM BEING MIND RAPED

>>536617218
You think I was joking yesterday Ryan is the hardest uma to train

>>536617472
just swipe

>>536617365
yeah

>>536617518
Only whales or extreme luckers can use her due to horrible stat growth so flex your wallet or luck.

>>536617596
WAOW
I didn't know

>>536617552
Start farming for the next CM

>>536617518
I have unironically never seen a Taishin win the next CM and I've played over 10 Gemini lobbies. She still gets mogged by Golshi

>>536617518
First time?

>>536617573
Shouldn't have (been) picked (by) the Saya no Uta uma, anon.

>>536617573
you should be used to that, rapes happens everyday

>>536617276
Nice captcha

>>536617573
don't worry she gets cucked by a human woman anyway

>>536617631
QRD?

>>536617518
>>536617631
My issue with her I dont know which skills to take
Seems like she's activating her ultimate too late or Im taking the wrong skills, which skills even synergizes with her?

Lesbian uma SEX

>>536617427
>>536617218

>>536617262
Mejiro is actually pretty decent because she gives you cooldown for long races, you probably want to MLB her as fast as possible
Winning Ticket is ok if you need more power cards
Rice Shower is useless

>>536617575
>>536617218
I dont get it
It's the classic triple crown, a lot of careers throw you up against it

>>536617573
Are the choices real or just a meme?

>>536617573
Umas cannot rape you if you give consent.

At the end of the day its all a coinflip

>>536617137
Is it normally not worth it to pick it?

>>536617715
She has 20% guts and 10% speed growth. You'll have a really bad time getting good stats with a bad deck.

Uma pussy is bad for you

Umas who respect my rights?

>>536617747
Do a fresh account and grab her and compare her career to other umas. Everyone else is a joke.

>>536617889
What about cow pussy?

>>536617889
actually true cause once you go full uma pussy no ningen pussy can satisfy you

>>536617915
Smart Falcon will always put (You) before herself, especially if it involves other ningen or other umas

>Training options have been restricted
>Can see rainbow speed but can't press it

>>536617573
>tazuna ha umamusume

>>536617735
Rice shower is a good card for debuffers.
I cannot MLB Mcqueen

I love my bro

>>536617862
normally no
but we're down bad for gold recoveries and she has a chance to bofa your nuts

HARIKITE IKOU!!!!

https://tiermaker.com/create/uma-musume-pretty-derby-characters-updated-1549766

Post them.

>>536617941
Dumb cow

>>536617735
>>536618047
3lb is fine, going to 4lb is pretty pointless on mcqueen

sakura bakushin o

Why does the tallying take 5 hours? is this for immersion? are japanese salarymen manually sorting the results?

I need uma hentai

>>536618080
Why was her anime season so underwhelming

>>536617409
I dont care about that gay shit. I just think she looks cool.

>>536617747
that's probably a newfag and ryan's campaign is not really newfag friendly, the stat checks jump from one mountain to another if the guy doesn't have decent decks

>>536618110
In a desperate attempt to come up with a valid reason for this horseshit I'm assuming they're trying to check if a cheater hasn't massively influenced the ranges somehow

>>536618082
>Digitan in F tier
Shit taste.

>>536617953
What does mare pussy feel like?

Why is she like this?

>>536618102
Does she look good naked?

I AM FREE FROM THIS HELL ON EARTH. I FUCKING HATE YOU MEI, YOU NO PROCCING SACK OF SHIT.

>>536618269
Everyone loves Urara.

>>536618082
its easier to post porn to get (you)'s than sort all of that shit

>>536618082
>Digitan in F tier
BASED

>>536618269
Oguri is a dirty peasant farm horse

>>536618082
>ranking 100 umas I know nothing about

yea no thanks

>>536617871
Uh huh

>>536617940
Well you still had to roll Ryan to begin with
you get 5 hoers'es and Golshi will kick you in the face with her triple crown career as well, even if she spares you the Dahby
But honestly i got most pissed at Scarlet's career because she's the very first character you are introduced to and she needs you to do the full Triple Tiara plus like several chunks of the major senior triple crowns, before you even know what the fuck those are

>>536618047
The problem with Rice is that she has too many skills, and the only debuffs you actually want from her are flustered and subdued.

>>536618376
he is talking about normal people who don't spend money on a gacha game

>>536618280
gotta earn the ticket run to learn that

>>536618269
she is our heckin' daughterino

>>536618376
Let's see the cards

>>536617717
>encroaching shadow
>sleeping lion
>style/distance corners/straight
>swinging maestro + cooldown/bofa
>all relevant green skills as much as you can
>nimble navigator
Now your Taishin is ready for Gemini cup

>>536618376
Now post your deck

So if race is long it means more chance someone gets rushed?

>>536618109
Fenomeno sexo

>>536618327
At least it wasn't a dupe of something I had MLB of

>>536618261
lika a meat vacuum

>>536618462
TUPAC

>>536617862
5 energy for 5 stat is a pretty meh trade unless you plan to rest anyway and you feel like +70 is coming

>he's falling for the "taishin is better than golshi in CM2" gaslight

this game becomes very easy when you start catching these SEA tricks

>>536618327
>>536618560
wrong general

>>536618376
>1 gold skill
lol. She's dead

what does "Paid banner" mean in regards to the half-anni?

>>536618376
Impressive, now let's see the deck.

>>536618560
>She's done playing Nice... Nature

>>536618648
Do I also fall for it if I build both?

>>536618327
so do the ranks and scores get this much higher pruely from card powercreep or do the newer career scenarios also give more stats

raping Opera as part of her ebin overlord story

It was literally over before it ever began

>>536618376
>retarded piggy can't read

>>536618789
If you spent a single carat on the Taishin banner you got gaslit.

>making parents for cancer meeting
>long
>all jobbers
it is absolutely infuriating playing any horse that isn't sprint or oguri.
who actually finds this shit fun, to get fucked by absolutely nothing after 40 minutes and realizing you wasted your life.
this is honestly like playing league of legends or cod.

>Even now... I'm...
>Still in love with you.
KINO

>>536618864
She would probably enjoy it

>>536617262
McfFlat is pretty good overall especially if you dont have creek
Rice is for debuffer memes
Ticket has good late surge skills but its a power card so barely gets used just because of that

>>536618879
ESPECIARU WIKKU!

I've been noticing that everyone who rolled Taishin are actual retards. Why is that?

How much undo the rookie packs coat in ameripounds? Im curious which side of the pond is the one behind shafted, because that's always the way these games work when it comes to currency exchange. It's 20 bongbills, but I bet it's like $16.99

at senior year new years, i've always been choosing +5 to all stats (middle option)
i'm not crazy right

i dunno man
you choose what you do with your life

Teio is so lucky

>>536618861
Both. You'll see the increase in stat gains when Aoharu hits.

>>536617329
She's going to be my Medium Ace
>>536618061
She's gonna be my Dirt Ace
>>536618537
Wait so Im not taking pump some iron or other inherited ultimate? Anyway I feel like Im not getting enough skill points, with all those gold skills, if I race too much Im not getting enough stats.

>>536618987
ICHIBAN DESU

>>536618082
I dont know most of these

>>536619052
Why not go for the 30 energy?
If you saw +5 to all your stats on the main training screen, and it cost 30 energy, would you click on it? Because that's what you're doing

>>536618694
1500 paid carat to roll a guaranteed SSR or 3* uma

Do I punish her with goldshi exposure?
Or do I reward her with a little treat or two?

536619063
Here, you really wanted the (You)

>>536619052
nigga a friendship training is 25 energy for usually 40+ points of worthwhile stats or more, you're paying 30 energy for 25 points of stats, 5 of which is worthless
pick the top option

>>536619050
Jesus Christ autocorrect battered me there. That's what I get for phone posting during a shit.

>How much does the rookie pack cost in Ameripounds?
Was what I was trying to ask

Air shakur

Depending on the uma, I always imagine either a small Indian man or an overweight white guy whenever I read a rape post.

>>536618694
one-time-paid-gem-only banner
just like the 2 paid banners we currently have right now

Do the parents pink sparks have any influence in the one you get? Meaning if i get parents with 3* long sparks do i have a bigger chance of getting a long spark out of the run or is it still completely random?
Noob question, i know, but i'm only getting into the whole parents/grandparents thing now. Before i just cared about the blue spark

>>536618143
Why is Cygames producing anime about FAGGOT boys now?

>>536619052
You are not crazy
You are retarded, its the literal worst option every time
Energy is the best, Skillpoints if you are capped on energy
Stats literally never

>>536619050
Rookie A was like 4 USD, monthly pass is 7 USD, and the SSR / 3* packs were like 21 USD apiece
discount carats are like 14 USD and 70 USD
im probably gonna get all of them eventually

>>536608212
>>536608137
what the fuck is a spark? I keep seeing this mentioned but I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What does it have to do with pulling horses?

>>536618143
It was dishonest.
It painted Kitasan as a jobber despite her being a fucking beast for the sake of drama. It was also very rushed, if it were 2 cours showing Kitasan's career properly it could've been a great season.

>>536618376
retard
>>536619036 meant for >>536619160

>>536618376
A) Thats Edited
B) Is not yours
C) You are a whale

neither option is good nigga.,

This is the most beautiful song in the game. I unironically cry everytime

>>536619341
Don't pull unless you have 30k carats because that'll let you hit the pity limit that gives you a free copy of whatever is in the banner you're pulling. 200 pulls.

>>536619341
When you end a run the various sparks are what the horse will have a chance to give to your hors as a parent

Don't be a retard and just do open league next month if you can't at least hit 1000 speed 1200 stamina. This is a serious warning

>>536619341
You're in a cygames gacha game thread how do you not know what a spark is

>>536618143
Because she's a boring character.

>>536619248
It does in the sense that the pink you get is something you have A aptitude in, nso if a parent raises your dirt aptitude from B to A you can now roll a dirt pink. If you already have A long and A medium having 9* long won't raise the chances you get a long pink though

>>536619470
babbys 1st gacha
>>536619450
why call it a spark tho and not a pity or something

>>536619062
>>536618861
I got confused about the explanation of the creep happening here
>>536618327

If its the scenarios that fucked with the stat balance too hard from one scenario to the next why not nerf the offending scenario, maybe inbetween champ meets for minimal damage. Why did they move the card stats up to meet the overtuned scenarios instead?

>>536619320
>Costs $6 more to buy in the UK than US
Ridiculous pricing bullshit.

>>536619328
The final race is not today?
Blueballing neighas I need to know the results already, you aren't making a finals horse in a day.

>>536619086
>uniques
Pump iron is the only other accel skill that works in this track but it's inconsistent. There are no must have uniques this time. You can get more velocity uniques like Rudolf's or Mcqueen's tho
>skill points
That list is the ideal, you can buy more if you get tons of hints discount. Prioritize 3 gold skills + encroaching because it's the bare minimum. You can get away with using 2 gold skills but if someone is running Front Urara, Sleeping lion won't trigger

>>536618061
I just can't do it bro...

>>536619536
the term comes from granblue where every roll gives you a "cerulean spark" and if you get 300 of them you can exchange them for one of the rateups

>>536618376
>>536619160
Where's the deck?

>>536619536
Pity is for Mihomos.

Rudolf is grumpy again, I think she needs sex

>>536618940
BRAVO KOJIMBO

>>536619659
ah, interesting. thank you anon

>>536619328
What they even do for 24h? Make sure one whale never meets another?

>>536619328
>12hour period that you can't miss to sign up
>it's nowhere near reset
cygames classic..

>>536619050
>>536619320
>>536619571
I'm a bong and the Steam version lets me buy it at the USD price, which gets converted to GBP. But the mobile store only has it at the GBP price.

>>536619248
No, the pink sparks pool is determined from every A rank style/surface/distance for that uma at the end of career

>>536619437
I think it's boring, I always skip it for Bakushin

>>536618143
It seems like they completely ditched the horse lore aspect when making Kitasan for the anime in favour of making a protag for mass appeal, they should've done the real Kitasan or picked another horse that fits the shounen protag mold better. I'm guessing some outsider voices prevailed that one time and they realized it a was a mistake afterwards because they were back stronger than ever later on.

>>536619652
>Were still on month 2
>Theres still 2 more years to go
Fuck and thats with the accelerated projected schedule

>>536619061
Cucked by Ikuno Dictus.

>>536619328
What the fuck, for what purpose? This shit is automatic anyway right? Just let me race and get over with it, I'll get fucked by RNG anyways.

>>536619328
>someone will use their sandbagging team just because they forgot to register
Can't wait

>Half Anni event
>happens around 4 months after launch
wtf???

>>536619408
>It painted Kitasan as a jobber despite her being a fucking beast for the sake of drama
S3 is not "How to get to the top" is about what comes after, ALL Horses retire eventually.

>>536619183
Have you checked the prices on steam? I thought everybody has dollar prices there. On mobile it's fucked though, I'm not sure if it's the same for all europoors but for example the rookie stuff is 23 euros instead of the 21 muttbucks on steam

Clothed maskless sex with El Condor Pasa

>>536619530
That makes sense. So there is literally no way of trying to influence the pink spark you get?
>>536619785
>pink sparks pool is determined from every A rank style/surface/distance for that uma at the end of career
So hypothetically speaking if an uma only had one A aptitude, she would always generate a pink spark of that?

>>536619949
We are going at a quicker speed (IIRC is about 1.5)

>>536619720
Yes my Emprah.

>>536619930
do you get auto signed up if you miss the registration period?

>>536619135
>>536619226
So you can't roll for it with free carats? That's a bit shit.

>>536619975
Mobile is more expensive because of the stacked google tax AND payment processor tax associated with your provider.

>>536619753
It's to give me time to hack the servers and match with people from rank B instead.

Not getting International UMAs
is it a matter or legalities or just JP Nationalism?

>>536619997
Yeah the only way to influence it is farming an uma with few A aptitudes.

>>536619953
While its funny, you actually took the time to sort this out bro?

>>536619997
>one A aptitude
Yes. This is why sometimes for parent farming if you want to run that uma for non-A distance races you only raise it to B

>>536617505
So the idea is to drop 200, grabbing any 3 stars along the way, and then picking whoever I like?

>>536619975
Wasn't there some thing about paid carats not syncing between Steam and mobile?

>>536619772
Ends up saving a fiver then? I could probably justify that moreso. £15 is like, a bad McDonalds.

>>536620112
There are multiple banners during the anniversary. The free carat banner is the usual one with 200 pity.

What happens if I give Nimble Navigator to my three front runner aces? Is this a thing or am I just meme-ing it?

>>536620172
>Not getting International UMAs
>is it a matter or legalities or just JP Nationalism?
both

>>536618013
>Smart Falcon will always put (You) before herself, especially if it involves other ningen or other umas
Why is she like this?

Is anyone else having a hard time adjusting to global after playing JP for so long? I miss my MLB SSRs bros, my shit on global sucks so much

>>536618082
Only horses I can remember the name and their personality.

>>536620250
Yup, spark lets you select any uma which was previously released.

>>536620090
Yes, with the last team you used for the round 2 race

>>536620090
>>536619765
it'll automatically pick the team you used last for you

>>536619536
in gbf you trade 200 cerulean sparks for a character. I guess we should call them 'clovering' for an uma but sparks is easier

>>536620186
It's not that much, took me 2 minutes. If I don't recognize an uma in the global server, down she goes

>>536620250
Yes, but it's pretty bad deal as chances of getting dupes are increased and chance of getting what you want are decreased. Only use that if you missed someone you wanted before.

>>536619695
F2p+ deck

>>536620284
Ah, I've just noticed Summer Maru is available in a normal banner the week prior. I thought it was gonna be one of those "we locked a really good character behind a paywall" things.

I'm building for Gemini Cup and used the Gametora affinity calculator to get a double circle legacy. Is there anything else to do besides hope and cope for sparks as I work my way down toward McQueen?

>>536620257
Yes if you can only use paid carats on the platform you bought them on

>>536620464
>MLB Kitasan
>F2p+
Nigger

>>536620387
>no gold ship
>shit stats all around
Damn, I should've done my race a few hours before reset

>>536620031
We're going at 2x speed. And it's still going to take us 4 years to catch up at which point it will be an 8 year old ded gaem so what even is the point of this except the exponential fomo squeeze.

>junior debut
>8th
>get nakayama aversion

>>536620464
>four maxed MLB srs AND mlb kitasan
>F2P
"no"
that's a dolphin deck

>>536619408
>>536619824
Would Kitasan's owners have taken offense if they set Kitasan up to be a kind of endboss like TM Opera O or what

>>536620464
Is statistically implausible to have MLB ANY rare card F2p

>>536620387
>see vtuber avatar
>don't recommend channel
as shrimple as that

>>536620172
both but mostly the latter
uma is a JP franchise for a JP audience, and JP horse racing fans don't really care about non-JP horses so there's no reason for cygames to go through the effort of securing the rights to foreign horses

>>536620525
Weird, but I suppose not a dealbreaker either. Especially since I dont think there's anything worth pulling for a few months.

>>536620464
>f2p+
Dishonest nigger, at least own up to the fact that you spend money on gachas.

Teio > Oguri > Special Week > Kitasan > NTR

>>536620387
>watching streamers
>watching gacha streamers
>watching gacha vtumor streamers
>watching SEAnigger gacha vtumor streamers
Please tell me you're better than this /uma/.
I don't want to lose all hope.

>>536620464
>not even the same 1200/1200 in the OP
More like Narita Tardshinfags

>>536620519
Do the same G1 races to increase the affinity even further.

>liking Helios
Please tell me you're better than this /uma/.
I don't want to lose all hope.

>>536620464
Does the + stand for plus money?

>>536620464
That's a different Taishin

>>536618376
>13992
>>536620464
>13318

>>536620464
Good SRs with everything MLBed including Kita is not a bad deck retardanon.

>>536620586
actually I'm fully f2p and I have an MLB mejiro mcqueen so you're full of shit :)

>>536620257
Every time I want to order a Pizza Hut, I think about the £25 and how it could go towards carats.
And then every time I want to buy carats, I think about how if I stopped myself four times I could afford that Kotobukiya Manhattan Cafe figure.
Anyway, she's coming next month.

>>536620316
as someone who went from jp to en fgo i am open to explanations, but unless you're a streamer, going from jp to en uma seems like the most retarded decision possible.

stop with the f2p+ meme
literal tranny behaviour

>>536620464
Show your purchase history. I'd bet at least triple digits spent.

>it's not even the same Taishin
kek

>>536620664
Helios would watch all that shit

>>536620771
sure nigga.

>>536620449
>chances of dupes are increased
not if you just hoard til then and let the pool get bigger, instead of chasing the whole way and already having half the cast when it comes up

>>536620464
>f2p+
>not even the same taishin

>>536620664
We're still in sea hours, you need to be prepared for the worst

>>536620464
you're a paypig
own up to it faggot

>>536618376
>>536620464
I've been noticing that everyone who rolled Taishin are actual retards. Why is that?

>>536620464
>f2p+

>>536618082
Kneel.

>>536620172
>>536620614
Looks like we're fucked then
Only Japan among anyone else on this planet can do the whole gijinka personification schtick and get away with it. But Japs making american horse gijinka would be awkward because they don't really have the heart in it like they do for their own keiba autism. And obviously westerners can't do it either, especially the kind of western demographic that was into horse racing "before it was cool"

>>536620387
>>536620774
I feel so out of place in thise "fanbase". People watching men being virtual girls on youtube, people buying anime figurines and then it's just me here that plays the game purely for the horse racing part.

>>536620887
Being a retard is based. That's why I rolled Taishin. (I like it when her eyes glow and she runs fast at the end of the race)

>first time promotion to class 6 is a free ten pull.
Nice.

>>536620449
>Yes, but it's pretty bad deal as chances of getting dupes are increased and chance of getting what you want are decreased
Not really? The risk of getting dupes is present in literally every single banner.
And this is the first and only time you will get a deal like this in a banner, this shit was so good for the players that they never re-run'd it.

>>536620820
Helios has ADHD and couldn't sit on her ass and watch some faggot play videogames for 14 hours straight on NEETbux.
She'd be out and about filming herself and her friends doing tiktok shit or something like that, which is infinitely better than watching vtumors.

So shut your fucking mouth.

>>536620449
If you've already sparked an uma banner you won't have the funds to spark the mass banner anyway.

Now that the dust has settled
Golshi>Nareddit Taishin

Are you ready for the finals?
Does your Goldshit have medium S?
Mine does not. So I'm not.

>>536620991
sounds like cope from someone who forgot to roll

>>536616994 (OP)
new player. What should i do and reroll for. I played enough gacha to know reroll is needed.

f2p+ is the morally correct way to play the game
you spend so much time on it, might aswell get the value packs

looks like global whales just started jp too. the natural course of any rational male.

>>536620950
>especially the kind of western demographic that was into horse racing "before it was cool"
You're gonna need to explain this to me, because here in the UK and Ireland, horse racing has been cool for hundreds of years. Is it more of a recent upswing in America?

Time for training!

I couldn't get into the Group A finals...

>>536620959
Being on /vg/ means you already have some level of autism, quit trying to punch down.

KILL ALL ENDCHUDS

BEHEAD ENDCHUDS

ROUNDHOUSE KICK ENDCHUDS

TOTAL ENDCHUDS DEATH

>>536621014
I've already accepted 900 carats + 6 tickets. anything more than that is a welcome bonus.

>>536621095
no
bad horse

>IMG_
always the worst posters without a doubt

>>536621067
Some people are just addicted to spreadsheet rng
>>536621095
Hot

>>536621035
come back in 5 months and reroll on the kitasan banner

Anyone knows how many stats the g1 sparks/ura finale give? I don't see it on gametora or that google doc.

at what point the game starts releasing the new overdesigned umas I don't give a shit about since there's no anime of them

>>536621129
900 is kinda low

>>536621035
The one singular objective of a reroll is to get 4 copies of Kitasan Black. It is the best card in the game and remains so for years. It is the ONLY thing you need from a reroll.

>>536621114
I'm not trying to punch down (I literally called myself a retard in that very post). I have my own brand of autism. I just feel out of place amongst this particular brand of autism. It's an alien world for me, all this anime stuff.

>>536621095
Guts level 6 training...

>>536618143
They just don’t know how to write a good story for a dominant winner like Kitasan. My specific pet peeve is why they went with Nice Nature as the mentor/legacy when Bakushin exists. IRL Kitasan was underrated early on because of his pedigree, with everyone thinking he'd only be good for sprints and miles like her grandpa. Imagine how kino it’d be if there's a training montage to break through her stamina ceiling with Bakushin after she jobbed hard in Tokyo Derby.

>>536620828
With regular banners large chunk of total 3% chance is occupied by target banner 0.75%, leaving only 2.25% to other umas. So while now you can say that chance is still higher because of small pool available closer to the banner it should be less.
Also with all spark banner chance getting who you want by 200 rolls is only 11%, while regular banner it is coinflip on 92 rolls.

Still in Love at First Sight
Day 4 of waiting
It's going to be a long few years

>>536621095
do you have more ? not a fan of AI shit but you work with what you can get

>>536620464
>suddenly a different Taishin
Oh, come on, you're just stealing screenshots now

>>536621072
What i meant by quotation marks was trying to reference the success of Global uma and not its relevance in general
But then again i recall everyone losing their shit about American Pharaoh simply because "oh wait thats right the triple crown is a thing that exists"

>>536621201
i dont know either but ive been told ura finale is almost 1:1 with blue sparks

>>536621225
>The one singular objective of a reroll is to get 4 copies of Kitasan Black. It is the best card in the game and remains so for years. It is the ONLY thing you need from a reroll
i don't know if you are joking
>>536621186
can't i just start now?

Do they ever make any more umas with the simplistic style of Silence Suzuka or are they all the spikey hair DBZ style things?

>>536621276
You can literally reroll for her in JP right now.

Which one is better?

What's the easiest horse to farm event points? And with what kind of support card spread?

>>536621408
Rerolling in JP is tough, they don't give you much to start with.

>>536621446
>pace rudolf
why

>>536621310
Huh, so it's more than stats from g1 sparks? I should consider that when picking parents then...

>>536621313
I'm not joking. Look through every deck posted in any of these threads and MLB Kitasan is in every single one. Having your own MLB Kitasan means you can borrow other very good cards too, because you don't have to reserve your borrow slot for MLB Kitasan. It is the ONLY thing you need from a reroll. People were rerolling hundreds of times during her banner to try to get her. Luckily rerolling is literally a 1 minute affair, so that helps. Just reroll, drop the free 20k into the support banner, if you get less than 4 Kitasan Black, then reroll.

If you don't the horses, the horses will do you

>>536621067
>global
>chinese
uh i guess they're part of the globe. but why is this relevant to us?

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>>536616994 (OP)

>>536621313
There's no good banner currently and the game is jewish as FUCK. You either want MLB Super Creek or MLB Kitasan, since Kitasan will have her rerun earlier, you should just wait for it.

>>536621446
I'm assuming this is for gemini? In that case, neither.

>>536620972
Zoomers put streamers on for background noise bwo, they don't sit around and watch the video like it's a letsplay video from the 2010s.

>>536619972
Kitasan peaked late and could've likely went on to score more, instead he retired gracefully as a long time established champ and a winner even in his final moments as a racer before receiving a top tier active retirement where he just cums gold on the daily, he's not like most horses and imo was a bad pick for the kind of story they were trying to tell.
>>536620572
I think it was a Cygames decision, they already tried to be more original with their initial vision for Umamusume but by S3 maybe they thought they could now fully try doing their own thing again which turned out to be a mistake and they thankfully corrected course since then. If they would do a show or a movie about Kitasan now I think it would be very different, since you can approach the story of Kitasan from some completely different angles that are more faithful to the horse if anything.
At least the design was good I guess.

Is there a real reason to hold onto statues or can I just use them willy nilly

>>536621463
Any medium/long or mile/medium compent horse will be able to spam the high fancount races whether or not they are part of the career route

They're only two states
F2P
Whale
>But it's only $500 it's f2p+!
No, you're a whale.

>>536621313
if you want to be rerolling 3000 times (literally i'm not exaggerating) yes
or buy an account from chinese sweatshops idk how much does a mlb kita go nowadays

>>536621249
His grandsire is Sunday Silence and his sire Black Tide is still Deep Impact's brother(both are SS's sons with Wind in Her Hair).

If you like Still in Love, (You) canonically look like the guy on the right btw

>>536621214
are you gonna bitch about this every single day. you're becoming the threads first real schizo.

>>536620918
Pretty good taste

>slept late because she spent so much time writing about how she likes her trainer in her diary
Ok, I forgive the +30 energy

>>536620387
She only lost once btw.

>>536621712
$500 is dolphin tier though

If you cant afford some packs you shouldnt be playing gachas
Get a job you fucking loser

>>536621621
What if I dont need to roll on Kitasan? I only need one more copy to MLB. I have no idea on what to roll on after the Eishin banner.

>>536621696
But is it fans that matter? I thought the carrer score is determined by having stats as close as possible to 1200?

>>536621791
NOOOOO I DONT WANT TO BE JAPANESE

>>536621712
Whale is too much of a compliment. There's f2ps and there's paypiggies. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>536621791
Why are asians so fucking disgusting?

>>536619540
What's so confusing? Cards got better at being statstick and each scenario has gimmicks that gives out more stats than the previous one.

>>536621035
Kitasan black and super creek are by far the most used SSRs right now. there's also some very sought after SRs like sweep tosho or manhattan cafe

>>536621664
His last races were
9
1
3
At this point they gave him 1 last push, he got 1 in Arima and retired, but that 9-1-3 was already a sign

>>536621884
I'm trying to be polite

>>536621791
*gives her a mental breakdown (canon) by cheating on her with Aoi*

>anime character shows the slightest interest in (you)
>anons become obsessed instantly
are you that starved for female attention

>>536621791
bro is all ears

>>536620387
>whale with roided goldship
>even heavier orcas trying to stream snipe her
DO NOT QUEUE

Why are men attracted to psychotic women?

>>536621760
The dam line matter when every single one of them is related to Sunday Silence and Kitasan's dam was sired by Bakushin.

You guys were right about Matthewkanefootballpotato jobbing every race. How is anyone expected to get all the sparks for legacy? This seems practically impossible

>>536621795
This is the first post I've made about this and I guess it's gonna be the last

>>536622005
Psycho women are as close as women get to experiencing true love.

>>536617162
I don't feel so good Mr. Ship

Explain to me what's the point of posting JP umas that haven't been released in global here.

>>536621313
You can still enjoy the game, just don't expect to win any pvp

>>536621894
Like there's the standard planned powercreep that comes with any gacha and then there's apparently powercreep so jarringly sudden that even the cygames devs went 'oh shit our bad we didn't mean to go that hard' but then they just didn't... pare anything back down?

>>536622046
Just post more donkey

oh my

>>536618082
Only listing my most liked. Can't wait for Pearl to hit global.

>>536621972
>SEAnigger yurifag anime picture
Of course.

>>536620978
I've rolled for Curren Chan at 70 rolls and Smart Falcon at 170 and almost have a spark ready for Hishi Amazon. Just don't roll cards it's that easy.

>>536622005
Same reason why women are attracted to psychotic men.

>>536618082
Did my uma homework
>>536622046
If she were cooler she'd be Ice shower

Hopeless bets?

What's the next must roll Support Banner? Nice Nature SSR Wit? Can someone explain what's so good about it? Is it better or worse than Super Creek SSR? Does it need to be MLB?

>>536622131
Nice, Aoi and I can go to the hot springs. Good job, Teio!

>>536622112
She's next month of course.

>>536621972
>getting any female attention

>>536613031
>How do you even live with yourself if you're in the 24% who didn't make it to group A finals? I would be too embarrassed to even post. You might as well just find another game at that point.
>People complaining they only got to group B
>Meanwhile I shitlucked myself to group A
>But my builds were still too trash to hit anything above one win out of 5
>I can't qualify to either group A or even B
>Be among the unqualified anons
I am shit at the game, simple as

>>536617162
I'm highly original. You see, I don't have Oguri Cap!

>>536621867
Just bee urself. Cards are the name of the game and if you have them MLBd you can just go for Umas. Take your pick from Seiun Sky, Summer Maru and Xmas Oguri. All three of them are meta and mandatory in some way.

>>536622239
the black souls collab....

>>536622181
bwo your CM finals...........

>>536622046
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

I'm saving all my carats for her, I want dupes so I can star 5 her too

>>536621259
The anni has a much better floor. If you take the 92 roll average across 4 banners, you randomly get half of the ones you wanted and enough clovers for 2 tickets. With bad luck you get none of them.
Put those same rolls on the anni, and you get the two non-dupes you want the most 100%. Plus whatever uma happen to fall your way in the meantime

>>536622005
Men inherently want to fuck their mother.
The lower the IQ of a man, the more basic are his instincts.

damn just put up 4 free wins and then a 1 L loss because I got blocked really bad
you guys really should try playing in the morning

>>536622246
kitasan

>>536622103
At least you advanced... I got 2/5 three times and I lost by a nose in one of them. Maybe I can win B at least, if I don't get blocked.

>>536622042
>Matthew McConaughey Football Potato

>>536622359
OK, Super Creek.

>>536622329
Group B grades finals so not perfect

>>536622285
Almost the same as you, but I got 2/5 on my paid carat last attempt just now to get into group B finals from A second round, won the final race by a neck

>>536622341
>image
kill yourself faggot

>>536622258
based

>>536622285
Brother.... You too?
This game really is brutal to the averagefags. Shitters don't care and whales just win...

>>536622341
Did you save this image knowing what that tattoo is on her chest?

>>536622042
You either keep gambling or wait till we get Season Pass Spark Re-roll and the 3 monthly "Spark Upgrade" Item from the local bat shit insane

>>536622123
I think they realize they're on thin ice when that specific scenario requires, yes, requires a 3LB friend card for full efficiency. Nerfing the scenario on top of that would be a shitstorm they'd rather not have.

>>536621972
She scares me and that turns me on

>>536622520
I wouldnt call spending money on gacha winning

HER franchise

>>536622227
I don't have Mackqween. Memes aside surely there's a non-podunk race before Hopeful that you could run for insurance that also doesnt seem like throwing away a turn right

>>536622316
After getting Eishin I'll be set for umas I like (I am betting on Hishi and Brian spooks). I just dont know for what support banner I should save for after getting my umas. I dont need the Kitasan rerun, so there goes the most common suggestion out of the window

>>536622608
>>536621178

>>536622426
>Matcha Greentea Funky Tomato

>>536622341
You're not meant to roll 92 but go with full 200 of course. It's just that you have higher chances before you roll to 200.

>>536622601
Just give out a copy of the friend card for free then. "Nerf" the situation in other ways.

>>536622227
ive never seen mcqueen lose it

>>536622390
Its all in the time of day you queue is what I've seen. Just queue up in like 4 hours and cruise to easy 4-1s

>>536622625
>surely there's a non-podunk race before Hopeful that you could run for insurance

>>536621972
something something guys are easy, just be nice to them

>>536621884
Anon spitting facts

>>536622545
NTA, but I never would have learned about it if it wasn't for all the cucks on 4chan pointing it out.

>>536621446
>Pace
>only 796 stamina with 2 gold
Garbage
>889 with 1 gold
Garbage
People aren't kidding when they tell about the stamina requirements. Get at the very least 1200 + 2 gold or bust.

>>536622246
According to my grifting schedule, the next MUST ROLL is...let's see... Sweep tosho speed SSR. After all, it's the best SR in the game, so the upgraded version is broken.

Is MackQueen for (You)?

>>536622619
Is she gonna fuck all those men?

>>536621915
His last year was 1, 1, 9, 1, 3, 1, an average of 2.6, maybe he would job Almond year but I think there was at least a few more races worth of juice to squeeze.

>>536622340
Would you let Tachy stab your cock with a syringe full of a strange glowing liquid?

>>536621547
can i reroll for her now.?

>>536622802
Yeah, it'll just be harder to get her because she's not the feature of the current banner so her % chance of being pulled is slightly lower than it was when everyone else was doing their rerolls.

>>536622285
I will intentionally sandbag the next CM so I get placed in group b. Can't even cap stamina with 0lb creek 0lb cafe

>>536622773
Sorry Tachyon, my cock and balls are the only things off-limit when it comes to syringes, even for you.

>>536622761
She's for (You) then for Teio, and then for (You) and Teio at the same time

>>536622802
If you plan on rerolling, get it automated for your sanity, otherwise just buy a starter account.

>>536622773
What does it do?

>>536622662
Sad he can’t afford an iPhone

>>536622701
I tried that in round 1 and it wasn't appreciably different for me, so I tried a range of different times, and my best result was actually right at the start.

>>536621860
is SEAnigger hours, wait till later when the working euro and americen men get home

Her name is Matikanefukukitaru and her roommates name is Matikanetannhauser (not Mambo).

>>536622246
if you have fully uncapped Kita and a single copy of Super Creek then there's no must roll card for a while other than maybe Riko, int Nice Nature has good late skills and a bad condition heal that's not selectable when you want it unlike Tazuna's and that's it

>>536622773
I wouldn't be playing a gacha if I weren't a gambling man, i'll take my chances

>>536622950
Not even she knows.

>boot up Steam version of the first time
>do the 20k carat worth of rolls
>2 SSRs total
fucking hell

>>536622223
EL IM WATCHING YOUR RACE BRUH WHY YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

>>536622870
You're my guinea pig and you will do as I say
>>536622950
It should improve your performance... theoretically speaking
>>536623062
Now that's a guinea pig worthy of praise

I'd rather pour a barrel of wet horse manure down my underwear than do one more career with this total fucking jobber

>they actually play jong in the anime but they don't bet on anything
damn this setting really has no gambling....

>>536622868
tbdesu I think that sandbagging is harder than getting into A.

>>536623180
That's not even bad

>>536622002
Her Goldship doesn’t even have 1200 speed

Is it better to rotate the same 3 units for parents?

>>536622691
Even still, that has a lower floor. Sparking earlier in the timeline means a smaller pool of off-banner, and more dupes in the process. Getting to 150 pulls and then getting the feature is a waste of a spark

>>536622545
>didn't know
>looked it up
>still doesn't care

>>536623069
NOT THE SLEEVE AGAIN! PLEASE!

>>536622949
thats my plan. i will play and not connect the account to at least know what i am getting into.
>>536622864
yea ima do that. what banner has it right now.

>>536623180
now do it another 99 times for the kitasan MLB ;)

>>536623201
treina issue

Not rolling any supports until Kitasan rerun. Not rolling any umas until anniversary banner. Simple as.

Why do westoid grifters who talk about still in love get so much internet points? I see her image on twitter and it get 48k hearts wtf I thought globabs hated unreleased horses? Retards are literally out here liking gentildonna for tits alone lmao

>>536623241
that's worse than my actual account and my actual account is probably the worst in the general

>>536623304
Kitasan Black is a support card so you just pull the support card banner. I dont even know who's in it now, but it'll tell you it's the support banner.

>>536623216
Seiun's jockey has a Seiun bike too apparently but I couldn't find pics

>>536623180
>>536623241
When i rerolled during Kitasan's banner i noted there were multiple occasions where two consecutive rerolls brought up zero SSRs that werent from the free tickets. Each reroll had a little over 100 pulls each at the time.
So essentially going an entire spark's worth of pulls without seeing a damn thing.

The game is too cruel man

I think my opera is broken

>>536623409
>twitter
Maybe you should go back there if you care so much about epic internet points.

>>536623275
I want her so bad bros...

post something cute

>>536623201
Literally just set her to pace and go all in on Speed/Stam
Late is dogshit

>>536622619
>killed the hype of the anime
>had to be saved by Oguri just like how she saved Japanese horse racing when it was on the decline
hmmm nyo

>>536623409
It's the kind of story that doesn't exist in western horse racing.

>>536623409
>AIEEEEEE IS THAT A YANDERE?! IN MY ANIME GAME?!? A YANDERE THAT IS FOR (ME)?!?!? IN 2025?!?? GAMING IS HEALING WESTOIDS LOST ASIA WON BIGLY AIEEEEEEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE MY WIFE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
This is what demographic crisis and anime becoming mainstream did to normies.

>>536623520
>had to be saved by oguri
yes I agree both RTTT and the movie were mid

>>536623409
>>536623483

How can Tracen just give me this and expect me to be okay for 3 years?

all uma are queens

i'm also a fellow f2p+ chad
the only correct way to play these kinds of games

>>536623201
Who r u running bwo? Rice shower?

>>536623409
There is very little connection between likes on social media and quality content.

>>536623409
It's the current FOTM horse, also people wanting to "fit in" with the JP players so they're peer pressured to like it

>>536623592
Normies don't talk like that. The mentally ill talk like that. Normies don't play gacha games that are exclusively dubbed in Japanese.

92118332
Gemini cup testing

I'm going all in

>>536623672
I assume that was the anon losing his shit over Mejiro Ryan a few posts up

>kitasan 4chan enjoyers
sovl
>reddit cap enjoyers
sovlless

>>536619437
RICE SHOWER!!!!

>>536623486
>how she looks after burying my corpse

>>536623592
only people on 4chan talk like this

how much of the double front strategy is the 2 front runners behavior? As in, they'll pace up to duel each other. I know they'll leapfrog skills off each other but I was wondering if the behavior of 2 fronts competing is advantageous as well.

there is no uma more boring than kitasan boring

>>536623784
>kitasan
>soul
she's the most soulless uma in the entire game

>>536622664
>Mechanical Tactical Fulcrum Kangaroo

>>536623728
I was exaggerating, are you autistic?
>normies don't play Uma
You really think none of them stayed after all normie streamers jumped on the Uma bandwagon?

>do another reroll for a laugh
>6 Agnes Tachyon's
>no SSRs
Fucking hell, no wonder the servers were bogged down by botting for Kitasan because imagine having to face those rerolls every few minutes.

>>536623784
I don't even like Kitasan. And I'm ambivalent towards Oguri.

>>536618082
I only really bothered to sort the top and bottom tiers, and some of the groups.

>>536623409
are you implying liking tits is not a valid reason

>>536623231
They bet who gets fucked by the others after jonging.

>>536623784
mambo is the 4chan uma

>>536623464
get doto to fix her

>>536623852
My childhood friend wouldn't do this haha...

>>536622246
Good events
Okay hints
just as good as fine motion but fine motion is just a stat stick at that point, if you had to choose between one or the other you'd rather have Nice Nature SSR

>actively dislike or don't care about her looks
>only like her because of her story/personality
Who's the uma?

>>536623409
>why do westoid grifters who talk about still in love get so much internet points?
you'll be surprised at how easy it is to inflate stuff like twitter likes, live viewership, comments, and other types of engagement with a few bucks. very common among yuriniggers and other trannies talking about how calling her yandere is harmful or some shit

>>536623927
I don't consider people who follow streamers religiously normies either. That would classify vtumor watchers as "normal." Exaggeration to prove a point diminishes the point.

>>536622340
>>536622773
>>536623190
>reddit tachyon

>>536623592
touch turf

>>536623409
never post oguri again

>>536623965
Takarazuka Kinen 2001

>youtube algo shows me this stream
uuuh?

>>536623275
Starting from Halloween banner you have less chance of dupes even in absolute numbers than on all spark banner, not only from the fact you might have to roll less.

>>536624005
Mejiro Ryan.

>>536623486
I can't wait for Still in 2.5 years...

>>536623965
the only one getting fixed is doto

>saving for kitasan re-run and the all spark banner
give me one reason not to do this

>>536623925
>Magical Turnip Fortnite Frittata

>>536624123
An irl story of a horse falling in love with a human. Many wish they could relate.

>>536621960
If only

>>536624005
>dont care for her design
TM Opera O
I maintain the opinion that if she was designed in 2025 instead of 2015 or whenever they first storyboarded that shit, she would have looked identical to Orfevre

>>536623409
>Why do westoid grifters who talk about still in love get so much internet points? I see her image on twitter and it get 48k hearts wtf I thought globabs hated unreleased horses?
its women. a huge chunk of uma global players are women and women that like anime are either bisexual or full blown gay

>buttcheeks windows
How was this allowed? Were they too distracted by her massive head?

>>536624176
saving for kita is the most soulless thing you can do

>>536624005
NTR

Uma musume is a luck game

>>536621915
Why is arima kinen such a great race to retire, so many good stories come from it, even nice nature got to run in 5 and witness cool stories on each while mostly placing third.

50 daily carat pulls
what is the matter anon? too young to gamble with your money?

>>536624057
I could engage in a discussion with you, but calling you autistic is easier.
Fucking autist.

>>536623915
It is but only if you have groundwork and other frontrunner skills to keep them up ahead at all times with a wide enough gap ahead of the rest (you are guaranteed to lose if End is near you at the last curve)
Its really really hard and not worth to do right now

>>536624297
She has heavy sweat production up and front her body, so having an exhaust at the back is just adequate and simple inter-cooling.

>>536624005
Mejiro my bro Ryan

>>536624348
Just clock it

>>536624297
>I like this Uma
>other uma design elements are revealed
>no I like THIS Uma
It’s hard to have a favorite when all of them are so good

>>536624005
rudolf

>>536624297
Biwa is a bigger slampig than Dasca in every category but only porn addicts like (me) would ever notice it.

>>536624391
You come into my house, suck my dick?! And call ME GAY?!!

>people complain about mood
Whales are just going to kick your ass on equal mood footing 100% of the time, at least with mood you have a chance of them rolling bad mood and you rolling good mood.

The director emailed me my schedule for the week and now Still in Love has a knife to her throat threatening to end herself because I’m talking to another woman.

>omg I hate Kitasan she's boring and her career is not interesting
>btw I used all my gems on her banner and now I can't fill my TT team or awaken my umas because I don't have any units, star shards and statues
how does it feel to be so cucked

Oh come the FUCK on. Of all fucking runs, it's the one where she jobs every G1?

>>536624247
>>536621791
>>536621960
No seriously any special event if Trainer goes recreation with Aoi card?

>>536624097
I like her boobs

Why the fuck is ONE (1) of these worth half an SSR spark?

>>536624005
Seiun Sky
She looks more like a shota than a woman but she would be a great hang, I can't help but dream up scenarios.

>>536624581
Ryan has boobs?

>>536624519
That's not even how Still in Love works. She doesn't give a shit when you talk to other horses I'm not sure where people got that at all.

>>536624508
If you'd let some other guy suck you off without defending yourself, then you sound pretty gay to me.

>>536624607
To rub it in your face that you were fucking retarded and didn't actually save for a spark.

>>536624459
Cant

>>536624518
once they remove debuffs and random moods from cm it will 100% just be whale wank. cyjews are so soulless

How are we supposed to keep up with the acelerated schedule without accelerated rewards?

>>536624646
one of the biggest in the game atm desu

>>536624650
The director isn’t a horse bro…

>>536617559
Am I crazy or has cygames completely forgotten to keep giving us gibs?

>>536624612
I think all of (you) skyfags are fake as fuck and (you) weirdos just say that because you're a metacuck in denial.

>>536624563
I think cygames is too lazy to code it for all the human pals but who knows

>>536624224
>Matchstick Kanye Fulcrum KitKat

>>536623647
One of them is King

>>536624650
only the mentally ill are into yanderes so those are the takes you'll get

>>536624684
Oh right they haven't added the "clock runs you don't get #1 in, even if you technically clear the conidtions" thing yet have they

>>536624464
Some anon several weeks back said Rudolf really unnerved him because the two-toned hair makes it look like she's wearing a human mask over her own face
even know i laugh a little every time i remind myself of that, i cant get it out of my head either anymore

>>536620387
>Tune in in time to watch her get pumped 3 races in a row

GOD IS GOOD

>>536624719
we are getting the same rewards japs got tho
>b-but we missed the 30 daily carats
retard

>>536624224
>Matchstick Kanye Fakeout KitKat
you didn't see the previous version where i mistakenly reused a word

>>536624727
ur a horse

>>536624719
>How are we supposed to keep up
Never was in the plan

>Last month I whined about the accelerated schedule and got called out for 'low tier trolling'
>This week all of a sudden lots of people coming out of the woodwork to complain about it.

Ahead of my time as always.

>>536624738
refer to ze schedule goyim
we're getting a spark total in 6 months so better plan your purchases ;)

Still In Love I would love if you could hold still

Everyone wants a yandere girlfriend until it’s time to have a yandere girlfriend

>>536624803
No way that's actually a thing in the future

>>536621408
but my nihongo is dekinai, anon-san...

>>536618143
they tried to chase the season 2 hype with the worst possible horse and let the shitty yurinigger that directed episode 11 be the main director

>>536624338
>rolling for umas in a card game
ngmi

>>536624925
Japs have more total carats during Brian banner than Global during Brian banner
I swear /uma/ is just a gaslighting general. This place is filled with liars

>>536624535
congrats you have a massive roster of trainees you can turn into shit veterans because you don't have the MLBs to tuen them into anything viable.

Almost like this is a whale game and you need to drop retarded amounts of money to have a playable deck and roster, and if you don't all you can do is cope by having one part of the equation at a decent (and still not whale tier) level while completely neglecting the other.

>>536625000
>reddit cafe
>not in the reddit tier

>>536625051
before and after the bite

>>536624357
>Arima Kinen
>Participation is decided by Fan Vote so ALL Racer have massive clout
>Hold In December so its a holiday event
>December + Clout makes it the most betted on Race of the year

You have to be popular to even Participate.
If you Win you are even more popular and you made mad bank.