>>538047497
what the fuck

I can't get my Golshi to 1000/1000 no matter what I do

>>538032167
>waah waah why can't the protagonist be undefeated gigachad
you're indian or a gook
pick one

I need 450k gold to potential 5 my goldshi how the fuck do I farm them

GIVE ME LONG AND TURF S ALREADY

>>537907245
noooo paid daily rolls are a scam you're not supposed to roll with a 66% discount while getting things you wanted

GIVE ME LONG S YOU FUCKING NIGGER GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>get charming pre debut
>fail 17%, get practice perfect
>fail 30%, don't overdo it!
>5th in hopeful stakes

>

>1 3* Stamina
>2 3* Power
>6 fucking 3* Speed, Holy fuck nigger game stop giving me speed sparks

>uhhhhmmmm anon that's probably because you get over 1100 Spe-
No faggot, none of my 3* Speeds have over 1100 Speed

>Lost by a head in CM testing room
ITS NOT FAIR

1200 STAM IS A GASLIGHT

I'm NOT coping, 1k stam + 2 recoveries is all you need. There are NOT going to be 6 enemy debuffers in your lobbies.

>>719693997
>>719694193
please teach me your secret ways
i've spent the last 3 days using all my daily borrows on runs that ended up with 1* wit or guts + a bunch of white sparks

how the fuck do you guarantee 2 featured umas back to back this is bullshit 200 rolls for a spark in this economy? no way no way

I WANT MARUZENSKY AND TAIKI SHUTTLE!

I FUCKING HATE BEING IN A LOSER CLUB I HAVE 20 MIL MORE FANS THAN NUMBER 2.

>Impulse used my winner carats
>Maruzensky dupe

post your current emotion right now

>>536721985
We had a new guy come in and request shoes, which is cool and hurray but WHY IS NO ONE ELSE DOING IT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL ANYONE IN IT TO DO IT, IT'S THE EASIEST THING TO DO, ALL BENEFIT, NO CATCH. I'LL EVEN GIVE DIRT SHOES AT THIS POINT.

How do I make good parent for next cm???? AM I ALREADY BRICKED?

>couldn't even reach group A -> B
it's over, i will never recover financially, i am uninstalling umamusume: pretty derby, umamusume: pretty derby - party dash and forgetting everything about umamusume
i am DONE

>>536557390
>Run meta
>Lose

bros, how do i cope if i don't even get into B today? i'm so depressed

>>536469420
100% this.

HOW DO I COPE IF I DON'T EVEN GET B AIEEEEEEE I HATE CM I HATE CM YADA YADA

CM is just not a good mode, do they even change it in the future?

If only we could enter with more than one Golshi

FUCKING 30 RUNS AND NOT A SINGLE GODDAM DECENT ONE

>>536400534
>reverse image search
>first result is the cosplayer's social
>is actually a cute girl
I'm so fucking disappointed

>>536322167
Made me wish I brought my Curren chan

>>536288905
>mfw manhattanlet
IT'S NOT FAIR I DID 200 ROLLS

>>536273103
>MLB Gold Ship
What if you are training GoldSHIT, then? You know, like any non-whale will do because normal players don't roll umas.

>>536180304
>>536180380
WHY AM I NOT FINDING ANY SHITTERS THEN ALL MY GAMES HAD AT LEAST 1 GIGA DUDE

>finally get Medium S, Red Shift, Shooting for Victory, left handed, Spring Runner, Tokyo Racecourse, and Swinging Maestro after two weeks
>fail a +100 and a +80 at < 10%
>1125 speed
FUCK YOUN FUCK YOUF CUKWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>got paired with whales
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>536131153
hmmmm nyo

>run reaches URA without maestro or carvoture
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yep, i don't think this game has good gacha rates

>another run with barely any rainbows or anyone bunching up together
I THOUGHT KITA-SAN WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THEM SIT TOGETHER WHY CAN'T I HAVE IT

>>535886549
>stealing the cunny

>on pace to capping speed
>get speed training to level 5
>not more than a single rainbow training for the rest of the career
Shit like this makes me want to uninstall

>>535794174
>bought lone wolf, corner recovery, spring runner, homestretch, tail held high, focus
>green woman says I didn't have enough skills compared to the competition
This was during the fucking Derby

>>535788108
No because I haven't cleared it yet

FUCK I HATE STRAIGHTAWAY SKILLS SO FUCKING MUCH. YOU FUCKING NIGGERS TOLD ME BREATH OF FRESH AIR IS GOOD. I'VE BEEN DOING CM PRACTICE ROOMS AND IT EITHER FUCKING PROCS WHEN EVERYONE RUNS OUT OF THE GATE OR AT THE FINAL SPURT WHEN EVERYONE IS ALREADY HITTING THEIR FULL SPEED.

Why did no one mention Dia-chan's anime?!

>>535675925
>Oguri
She has a lot of abilities and too fat to share them properly.
>Air Groove
She's a bitch.
And they're my few means of getting Groundwork, I've gotten stat boosts from hints TWICE before I got a hint for a second ability with Air Groove

>>718353945
>>718353920
>Rank B
>I'm in top 3 in the club despite only having like 75m fans
>People who haven't logged in for a week are still in club
Is it time to leave

>>535636928
yeah just ignore the weakly TT gibs and the daily 30 + odd rewards from drops + stuff like complete 200 career races for 100 carats + the monthly club rewards you know possibles like thousands of extra carats that add up over time just ignore all that

>>535595489
Can you get me in? I need a new job very soon or I'm going to become

>>535556764
i have 9

>tissues
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I can't take it anymore

>>281499968
She's literally me. I hate it. I want to have a normal attention span.

>>7692158
>visibily attempts fundamentals, fails everytime
we're not making it...

I hate the floppy ragdoll bodies and the screeching women

Not buying this slop

i hate korea i hate korea i hate korea i hate tech illiterate asian fucks

Why is no one posting Dia-chan's song?

>1st 2nd 3rd all 5 races against top opponent
>457,573 pts
CLASS 6 SUCKS I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!!!!!!1!!!!

>Only now just started CM prep because I pulled SC when I didn't have access to it before
I'm cooked because I'm too late aren't I

Got tilted after the dogshit run and wasted my carats on Creek's banner.
I've got nothing left. I will not survive the winter...

I KNOW YOUR TP IS FULL GO DO ONE CAREER NOOOOOOOOOOOW

how do i get 50 mayano frags FAST

When's the next actual event?
I'm all out of monies and SP

>>535127962
I don't wanna keep grinding...

It takes way too long to get new colors

>>534985603
How could you forget Dia-chan's name?!?

>>534927894
I guess people wouldnt actually know the answer because theyre just trendchasing retards

Anyone who got Smart Falcon off the free roll EXPLODE DIE EXPLODE

>>534798424
4k

>>534778781
>WHERE IS TRAINER-SAN I DIDN'T RAPED HIM IN 2 HOURS

Anime horsegame prevented me from diving headlong into depression.

I don't know what CM even is.

>End Closer
>Stays on the inside
Goldship, you fucking retard horse

>>534626367
>>stamina gets forced to a triangle even though I have 900 due to the hidden stat debuff when running vs certain horses
>Am I the only one thats tired of this? It brings nothing to the game and makes me actively want to drop it
Bro is pissing and shitting himself, maybe even having a panic attack because he is no longer the fan favorite.
This retard considers the game to be unplayable because he didn't get the triple donut/dorito icon on an UI element that he legitimately doesn't understand

pic rel except he's probably a balding man

Why is no one looking forward to Dia-chan

>>534501685
WHERE IS MY HUSBAND
WHY IS NOBODY POSTING SATONO DIAMOND

>>534448191
Don't be too sad for him. His problems are over.

When are we getting 5 borrows a day and when are they implementing the spark reroll mechanic?
Everyone and their mothers are going to buy the reroll pass, does Cygames not want money?

WHERE IS TRAINER-SAN I HAVEN'T HAD HIS COCK IN 2 HOURS

WHERE IS MY HUSBAND

>>534121680
>>534121730
Yeah I know...

OPEN THE FUCKING SERVERS

OK WE GET IT KILL THE LVL 15s JUJUST LET US IN! LET US IIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>534033660
ANSWER ME BROSEPHINES

>>534005672
WHENS MY TURN TO GET GOOD SPARKS

>>533838303
You don't. You get one statistical anomaly and borrow the other one so you roll a second statistical anomaly with both your statistical anomaly and the borrowed one.

>Get a great suzuka run going with capped speed and 800 stamina
>Kita and Creek just never finished their storylines so my skills are ass

>>533604097
WHY IS NOBODY PUTTING DIA CHAN!!!?!!

I WANT 128 PLAYERS
I WANT 128 PLAYERS
I WANT 128 PLAYERS

please god please let me have a 3* stamina uma of my own

3 daily borrows is not enough

>most of opponent's team is either neutral or mood down
>their aces don't have firm conditions
>waste parfait & teru teru bozu
>only win 3/5

This is a mighty fine time to take a shower, eat something, maybe take a walk outside for a bit. Don't be the autist that goes into wait mode when theyre looking forward to something

>Built in failure chance for Super Creek's career
I HATE IT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>532594625
I don't like how absolutely fucking thirsty she is for (you) right off the bat immediately, extremely offputting
Doesn't help she seems to get a lot of mood down events.

Just had two sub 300k fan oguri runs where I got hit with every fucking negative status effect, every fucking mood down and every fucking energy down including random support events, skin outbreak -20 from every skill, practice poor, slow metabolism, 2-3 infirmary turns to fix, mood up good mood down bad mood down AWFUL -10 from every skill, 2nd 2nd 3rd 8th 6th 2nd 3rd 8th 3rd place every race boxed in hot topic! 5 stack on guts, rainbow guts, 5 stack rainbow speed SLOW METABOLISM 4 stack power 4% FAILURE mood down BAD -10 power, under half energy for the entire run, rest = sleep deprived + NIGHT OWL practice perfect! practice poor

>>532484859

>>532484912
strong willed girls like halo are weak to anal after all

Where's her wedding alt?

>didn't pull Biwa during rate-up
it's over

LET ME BACK IN REEEEEEEEE

I'm down to 30 alarm clocks.

>>532187401
you can never really know with zoomers

who are the best mile runners in the game right now? my mile team sucks ass in team trials

I have taiki shuttle but she's on the dirt team

SATONO DIAMOND CARD IS ACTUALLY GOOD DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HER!!!

>>531710356
>2 more hours until bump limit
Fuck this shit I'm out

If you think the Satono Diamond card is bad, wait until you see all the upcoming first-year cards.

I've noticed that trash cards usually don't have energy+ events.