>>724747045
>tfw the best fucking OP was by TCR www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwrpJ04jS1A
Ive never even watched TCR but this one is always hype

I’ve never gotten anything good from a daily pull and I’m incredibly salty about it.

I WANT GIBS

ARE U HAVING FUN?

>>724658094
YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

HURRY UP I WANT AOHARU OR LEO NOW

>1100 wit
>grass wonder whiffs Dominator

>>544023641
Congrats, I'm really happy for you

>groundwork, Angling and recoveries proc
Late Start
>focus, Angling and recoveries proc
No groundwrk
>focus, Groundwork and recoveries proc
No Angling
>focus, Groundwork and Angling proc
No recoveries

we don't talk enough about how restrictive monies are

I MISSED THE RACE

>Get turf sparks 3 times in a row
I NEED MILE YOU TIT COW. MIIIILLEEEEE!!!!

>>543788592
>not exposed tummy
>no visible thong
no sir i do not like it

I'M TOO DUMB FOR PARENT BUILDING WHY DID I START A GAME THAT NEEDED 150 IQ NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I WANNA PULL FOR SUPPORT CARDS I WANNA PULL FOR SUPPORT CARDS I WANNA PULL FOR SUPPORT CARDS I WANNA PULL FOR SUPPORT CARDS I WANNA PULL FOR SUPPORT CARDS!!!!!!!!
AND NO I'M NOT ROLLING FOR SCAMKO!!!!!!

Youtube changed the layout again I fucking hate when they do this shit

Horse fuckers have been doing stealth uma threads on /v/ for months, just get used to reading between the lines bwos

I NEED MORE TIME AND MORE BORROWS

I'M NOT REACHING CLASS 6 THIS TIME WHY DID IT GET SO SWEATY IN THE SUPPOSED CHILL MODE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I DON'T EVEN HAVE KITASAN MLB LET ALONE A SINGLE LB BECAUSE THIS GAME DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO GIVE ME EVERY SINGLE GUTS SSR

be honest you FUCKING cheated just to get your fav uma from the gif

this place is bad for my wallet i had a clear plan of future umas to roll and /uma/ made me roll for every single new uma with at least 10 rolls each, i will be poor by the time dia-san arrives

>>723458552
>>723458597
There were some umas I really wanted to build for Leo, but getting sashes is so fucking draining. How much does it take you guys to get 45-50 from almost zero? Races like Kikuka Sho or Tenno Sho also love to cuck you out of 1st place

>forgot to do radio nikkei with maruzensky
fuck fuck fuck FUCK

Tomorrow patch and apc drop

I WANTED MY NIHILISTER ALT!

>lost by neck in 2nd
Oh I'm actually legit sad / mad
Think I'm gonna take a break from the game for a bit

post your current emotion RIGHT NOW

It's over

>>723329627
They keep repeating the same joke for the 3rd gen and they keep getting away with it

>run out of borrows
>do my daily fan run
>instantly and immediately turns into a very lucky run
THAT IS IT IM TRAINING MY OWN PARENTS FOR LEO CUP INSTEAD OF BORROWING

>don't get groundwork
>game taunts me by giving me greens from every goal race

I ROLLED BUT I WANT TO ROLL MORE HOW DO I STOP THAT URGE I'M SUPPOSED TO SAVE FOR DOTOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wanna roll NOOOOOOWWWWWW

I WANT GIBS

I fucked up. I don't have enough monies to full unlock potential for Summer Maru even if I get her...

Angling and scheming = auto win


NERF NOW

>>723183231
Why does every single person on here have A+ and 60% winrate? Even fucking twitter faggots have better umas and winrate than me, I'm the embarrassment of /v/ma

>>542521136
OH FUCK I JUST REALIZED I DONT HAVE THE MATERIALS TO UPGRADE THE HAG AND I HAVE LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO FARM THEM

found the source for this webm. Didn't realiez it was a model swap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz4INDdibis

>>723055861
>beat the bird in front duel
>lose to the bird team late surgers anyway
FUCK would've been fine if the winning late belonged to the non-bird team

latecucks and endcucks when their gamblers gambled and flopped

I just wanted to clarify that I am not mad because I wasn't trying anyway. I couldn't care less about some stupid PvP rngfest title, you plebeians can have it.

I WANNA DO A RACE

>ace career going well, about to hit classic year summer
>night owl and it doesn't get cured
>it also keeps draining mood/energy the entire summer
>eventually cure it, run can still be salvaged
>now approaching senior year summer
>slacker, also doesn't get cured in time
>and the skipped training happens on a big stat gain
AAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm going to be put in the fucking B group...

>>722955210
It's not fair...

>>721200494
>be a luckchad with umas and lucky enough with supports to have decent decks
>somwhow still a career lucklet that can't get sparks that can make my umas better over time
I can't even show off in these test races, my mediocre umas will get laughed out of the room...

>>721161509
I beat a Taishin with max speed and all (?) the relevant skills with this though

>>539244574
>"I think I'm just fully done with the game. It is legitimately unplayable without MLB Kitasan or MLB Creek."
>Kita powerspikes at 3, Creek at 1.
Not only a metanigger but also a dumb one
>The accelerated schedule without accelerated rewards mean that there's essentially no rewards for playing.
Don't cry little F2Pchad, you're getting more gibs starting next week
>You can't pull for umas you want because you need support cards and you can't pull for support cards because
Because you can't swipe (not rich enough) and pay 70 cents per pull (not smart enough)
>(this is caused by it having the worst pity system in any game ever made)
I have been pulling daily and legitimately can't give a fuck about clovers being bad because I simply do not care

>I don't think I've ever seen a worse designed live service in my life lol.
pic rel

>>720752512
Der/v/ bros this can't be our peak right?

these /uma/ lobby races are showing me YOU GUYS ARE WHALES WAAAAAAAH WAHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT FAIR YADA YADA

>Turning a hobby into a job
Do not do this, this is a fucking awful feeling that destroys your love and passion for the hobby.

They keep fucking stealing my 3rd win, it's not fucking fair.

Guys... I had to exit the game for today....

>>720466986
There were some other umas I wanted as well, I was trying to tick off a few from the list until then since I doubt I'll get spooked by all of them. I have 16k carats right now

>start 3rd attempt
>2 losses already
bros... they keep getting second and turds

(B)ros I don't feel so good

>>720410024
Nooo, SSS would be awesome to see.

How are people getting two skills capped, and enough power, guts, and wit with these fucking fruity fucking rainbow decks (2 stam,1 speed, 1 guts, 1 power, 1 wit)?
Then they get every fucking meta skill despite each of the cards having 8 other skill hints.
FUCK YOU ASSWHOLE, I CANT EVEN GET MY 1 BACKUP RECOVERY TO TRIGGER

Women would you wear anime color wigs for your husband if he asked.

>>538610924
no stupid, they quit.

Horses in bakes when

>>538501914
yamete

Satono Diamond is PURE and you should RESPECT HER as the MAIDEN she is

This thread is moving too fast now I won't get my questions answered

Why do women always have such terminal shittaste? It's always lamer popular garbage that everyone already talks about

>didn't get 500k points in TT
IT'S OVER, I'M DEMOTING TO CLASS 5 NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KIta-chan and I are not sluts!

>>720115991
I spent 30 rolls for her and I feel like shit
I think I like the concept of saving and watching the number go up more than I do getting the characters

You ever end a run early because it's just scuffed?
Went my entire junior year and only was able to train on speed twice with supports (no supports every other time,) went on to lose debut, place second twice on other runs, and then second or third every other race, all the way to summer.

GIVE ME SEIUN SKY

10k carats down the drain. account is bricked

I wanna race in the CM right NOW!!!

>>720062535
>>720062608
How is this balanced?

>>720031801
>amazing natie run
>she's beating everyone instead of getting 3rd
>no useful debuff hints

I WANT SEIUN SKY

Kita-chan is not an easy slut, this slander must stop

>June 1
>fail 21% double rainbow
>June 2
>Rest before summer
>Night owl
OKAY GAME FUCK YOU TOO

>>538047497
what the fuck

I can't get my Golshi to 1000/1000 no matter what I do

>>538032167
>waah waah why can't the protagonist be undefeated gigachad
you're indian or a gook
pick one

I need 450k gold to potential 5 my goldshi how the fuck do I farm them

GIVE ME LONG AND TURF S ALREADY

>>537907245
noooo paid daily rolls are a scam you're not supposed to roll with a 66% discount while getting things you wanted

GIVE ME LONG S YOU FUCKING NIGGER GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>get charming pre debut
>fail 17%, get practice perfect
>fail 30%, don't overdo it!
>5th in hopeful stakes

>

>1 3* Stamina
>2 3* Power
>6 fucking 3* Speed, Holy fuck nigger game stop giving me speed sparks

>uhhhhmmmm anon that's probably because you get over 1100 Spe-
No faggot, none of my 3* Speeds have over 1100 Speed

>Lost by a head in CM testing room
ITS NOT FAIR

1200 STAM IS A GASLIGHT

I'm NOT coping, 1k stam + 2 recoveries is all you need. There are NOT going to be 6 enemy debuffers in your lobbies.

>>719693997
>>719694193
please teach me your secret ways
i've spent the last 3 days using all my daily borrows on runs that ended up with 1* wit or guts + a bunch of white sparks

how the fuck do you guarantee 2 featured umas back to back this is bullshit 200 rolls for a spark in this economy? no way no way

I WANT MARUZENSKY AND TAIKI SHUTTLE!

I FUCKING HATE BEING IN A LOSER CLUB I HAVE 20 MIL MORE FANS THAN NUMBER 2.

>Impulse used my winner carats
>Maruzensky dupe

post your current emotion right now

>>536721985
We had a new guy come in and request shoes, which is cool and hurray but WHY IS NO ONE ELSE DOING IT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL ANYONE IN IT TO DO IT, IT'S THE EASIEST THING TO DO, ALL BENEFIT, NO CATCH. I'LL EVEN GIVE DIRT SHOES AT THIS POINT.

How do I make good parent for next cm???? AM I ALREADY BRICKED?

>couldn't even reach group A -> B
it's over, i will never recover financially, i am uninstalling umamusume: pretty derby, umamusume: pretty derby - party dash and forgetting everything about umamusume
i am DONE

>>536557390
>Run meta
>Lose

bros, how do i cope if i don't even get into B today? i'm so depressed

>>536469420
100% this.

HOW DO I COPE IF I DON'T EVEN GET B AIEEEEEEE I HATE CM I HATE CM YADA YADA

CM is just not a good mode, do they even change it in the future?

If only we could enter with more than one Golshi

FUCKING 30 RUNS AND NOT A SINGLE GODDAM DECENT ONE

>>536400534
>reverse image search
>first result is the cosplayer's social
>is actually a cute girl
I'm so fucking disappointed

>>536322167
Made me wish I brought my Curren chan

>>536288905
>mfw manhattanlet
IT'S NOT FAIR I DID 200 ROLLS

>>536273103
>MLB Gold Ship
What if you are training GoldSHIT, then? You know, like any non-whale will do because normal players don't roll umas.

>>536180304
>>536180380
WHY AM I NOT FINDING ANY SHITTERS THEN ALL MY GAMES HAD AT LEAST 1 GIGA DUDE

>finally get Medium S, Red Shift, Shooting for Victory, left handed, Spring Runner, Tokyo Racecourse, and Swinging Maestro after two weeks
>fail a +100 and a +80 at < 10%
>1125 speed
FUCK YOUN FUCK YOUF CUKWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>got paired with whales
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>536131153
hmmmm nyo

>run reaches URA without maestro or carvoture
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yep, i don't think this game has good gacha rates

>another run with barely any rainbows or anyone bunching up together
I THOUGHT KITA-SAN WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THEM SIT TOGETHER WHY CAN'T I HAVE IT

>>535886549
>stealing the cunny

>on pace to capping speed
>get speed training to level 5
>not more than a single rainbow training for the rest of the career
Shit like this makes me want to uninstall

>>535794174
>bought lone wolf, corner recovery, spring runner, homestretch, tail held high, focus
>green woman says I didn't have enough skills compared to the competition
This was during the fucking Derby

>>535788108
No because I haven't cleared it yet

FUCK I HATE STRAIGHTAWAY SKILLS SO FUCKING MUCH. YOU FUCKING NIGGERS TOLD ME BREATH OF FRESH AIR IS GOOD. I'VE BEEN DOING CM PRACTICE ROOMS AND IT EITHER FUCKING PROCS WHEN EVERYONE RUNS OUT OF THE GATE OR AT THE FINAL SPURT WHEN EVERYONE IS ALREADY HITTING THEIR FULL SPEED.

Why did no one mention Dia-chan's anime?!

>>535675925
>Oguri
She has a lot of abilities and too fat to share them properly.
>Air Groove
She's a bitch.
And they're my few means of getting Groundwork, I've gotten stat boosts from hints TWICE before I got a hint for a second ability with Air Groove

>>718353945
>>718353920
>Rank B
>I'm in top 3 in the club despite only having like 75m fans
>People who haven't logged in for a week are still in club
Is it time to leave

>>535636928
yeah just ignore the weakly TT gibs and the daily 30 + odd rewards from drops + stuff like complete 200 career races for 100 carats + the monthly club rewards you know possibles like thousands of extra carats that add up over time just ignore all that

>>535595489
Can you get me in? I need a new job very soon or I'm going to become

>>535556764
i have 9

>tissues
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I can't take it anymore

>>281499968
She's literally me. I hate it. I want to have a normal attention span.

>>7692158
>visibily attempts fundamentals, fails everytime
we're not making it...

I hate the floppy ragdoll bodies and the screeching women

Not buying this slop

i hate korea i hate korea i hate korea i hate tech illiterate asian fucks

Why is no one posting Dia-chan's song?

>1st 2nd 3rd all 5 races against top opponent
>457,573 pts
CLASS 6 SUCKS I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!!!!!!1!!!!

>Only now just started CM prep because I pulled SC when I didn't have access to it before
I'm cooked because I'm too late aren't I

Got tilted after the dogshit run and wasted my carats on Creek's banner.
I've got nothing left. I will not survive the winter...

I KNOW YOUR TP IS FULL GO DO ONE CAREER NOOOOOOOOOOOW

how do i get 50 mayano frags FAST

When's the next actual event?
I'm all out of monies and SP

>>535127962
I don't wanna keep grinding...

It takes way too long to get new colors

>>534985603
How could you forget Dia-chan's name?!?

>>534927894
I guess people wouldnt actually know the answer because theyre just trendchasing retards

Anyone who got Smart Falcon off the free roll EXPLODE DIE EXPLODE

>>534798424
4k

>>534778781
>WHERE IS TRAINER-SAN I DIDN'T RAPED HIM IN 2 HOURS

Anime horsegame prevented me from diving headlong into depression.

I don't know what CM even is.

>End Closer
>Stays on the inside
Goldship, you fucking retard horse

>>534626367
>>stamina gets forced to a triangle even though I have 900 due to the hidden stat debuff when running vs certain horses
>Am I the only one thats tired of this? It brings nothing to the game and makes me actively want to drop it
Bro is pissing and shitting himself, maybe even having a panic attack because he is no longer the fan favorite.
This retard considers the game to be unplayable because he didn't get the triple donut/dorito icon on an UI element that he legitimately doesn't understand

pic rel except he's probably a balding man

Why is no one looking forward to Dia-chan

>>534501685
WHERE IS MY HUSBAND
WHY IS NOBODY POSTING SATONO DIAMOND

>>534448191
Don't be too sad for him. His problems are over.

When are we getting 5 borrows a day and when are they implementing the spark reroll mechanic?
Everyone and their mothers are going to buy the reroll pass, does Cygames not want money?

WHERE IS TRAINER-SAN I HAVEN'T HAD HIS COCK IN 2 HOURS

WHERE IS MY HUSBAND

>>534121680
>>534121730
Yeah I know...

OPEN THE FUCKING SERVERS

OK WE GET IT KILL THE LVL 15s JUJUST LET US IN! LET US IIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>534033660
ANSWER ME BROSEPHINES

>>534005672
WHENS MY TURN TO GET GOOD SPARKS

>>533838303
You don't. You get one statistical anomaly and borrow the other one so you roll a second statistical anomaly with both your statistical anomaly and the borrowed one.

>Get a great suzuka run going with capped speed and 800 stamina
>Kita and Creek just never finished their storylines so my skills are ass

>>533604097
WHY IS NOBODY PUTTING DIA CHAN!!!?!!

I WANT 128 PLAYERS
I WANT 128 PLAYERS
I WANT 128 PLAYERS

please god please let me have a 3* stamina uma of my own

3 daily borrows is not enough

>most of opponent's team is either neutral or mood down
>their aces don't have firm conditions
>waste parfait & teru teru bozu
>only win 3/5

This is a mighty fine time to take a shower, eat something, maybe take a walk outside for a bit. Don't be the autist that goes into wait mode when theyre looking forward to something

>Built in failure chance for Super Creek's career
I HATE IT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>532594625
I don't like how absolutely fucking thirsty she is for (you) right off the bat immediately, extremely offputting
Doesn't help she seems to get a lot of mood down events.

Just had two sub 300k fan oguri runs where I got hit with every fucking negative status effect, every fucking mood down and every fucking energy down including random support events, skin outbreak -20 from every skill, practice poor, slow metabolism, 2-3 infirmary turns to fix, mood up good mood down bad mood down AWFUL -10 from every skill, 2nd 2nd 3rd 8th 6th 2nd 3rd 8th 3rd place every race boxed in hot topic! 5 stack on guts, rainbow guts, 5 stack rainbow speed SLOW METABOLISM 4 stack power 4% FAILURE mood down BAD -10 power, under half energy for the entire run, rest = sleep deprived + NIGHT OWL practice perfect! practice poor

>>532484859

>>532484912
strong willed girls like halo are weak to anal after all

Where's her wedding alt?

>didn't pull Biwa during rate-up
it's over

LET ME BACK IN REEEEEEEEE

I'm down to 30 alarm clocks.

>>532187401
you can never really know with zoomers

who are the best mile runners in the game right now? my mile team sucks ass in team trials

I have taiki shuttle but she's on the dirt team

SATONO DIAMOND CARD IS ACTUALLY GOOD DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HER!!!

>>531710356
>2 more hours until bump limit
Fuck this shit I'm out

If you think the Satono Diamond card is bad, wait until you see all the upcoming first-year cards.

I've noticed that trash cards usually don't have energy+ events.