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8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm
9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race
9/21 - 10/4: Story Event
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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THE GOAT

Teio!

>Gutslet
>Powerlet
>skillet
This is my limit I'm done trying to train aces for this CM.

https://forms.gle/WSfqfn46BhCoCozYA

>Uma Wife
Agnes Tachyon: 2
El Condor Pasa: 1
Gentildonna: 1
Kitasan Black: 1
King Halo: 1
Manhattan Cafe: 1
Maruzensky: 1
Nice Nature: 2
Sakura Bakushin: 1
Smart Falcon: 1
Symboli Rudolf: 1
Super Creek: 1
Tokai Teio: 1

>Favorite Song
Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin: 1
Gaze On Me: 1
Gochisousama: 2
Instinctive Speed: 1
Legend Changer: 1
Menishuki Rush: 1
Tracen Ondo: 3
Umapyoi: 2
Winning The Soul: 2

>Best Singer
Agnes Tachyon: 2
Gentildonna: 1
Gold Ship: 3
King Halo: 1
Kitasan Black: 1
Mejiro McQueen: 1
Narita Brian: 1
Sakura Bakushin: 1
Super Creek: 1
Tamamao Cross: 1
Tokai Teio: 1

>Money spent
F2P: 4
Less than $50: 3
$50-100: 1
$100-200: 2
$200-500: 2
$500-1000: 1
$1000-2000: 1

OUT OF MY WAY SON!

>>538461132
who cares what 10 people think you fucking nigger

>maintain 1+ million daily
>still bottom 5 of my club
>club isn't even comfortably in high A+ territory
What the FUCK happened this month? Why'd everyone become hyperactive?

she's calling me

>>538461084
>Train aceS
You fell for the gaslight, you were supposed to use 95% of your time on Gold ship. Literally none of the other umas matter, it's a 1v1v1 race and if you don't have Golshi you don't count

I mean this unironically. 10k golshi beats 12k Taishins and pacers. Only Teio can compete

Hai haaai, Seiun Sky deeeeeeesu

>Teio
>good singer
I know you guys are pedos and like her, but she's ass at singing.

>>538461084
this was a good shot
maybe a little less wit, you could stay in the 400s while using some sessions on power
also turf S would help for that accel

>>538461314
this is not true. Tachyons at 10k are easily winning rooms due to having 3 great recoveries

>>538461132
>reddit tachyon is this general's favorite
Of course.

what did they mean by this

Mcqueen~

Mayano Ikuyo!

>>538461314
>Teio can compete
What

ROOM WHERE, HAVE ANGRY SEX THERE NOW!!

>>538461254
probably everyone spending some fuel to reach all goals of current event

I did 90 rolls for Seiun Sky
>Taiki Shuttle
>Mihono Bourbon
>Wedding Air Groove x2
I'm above the 3% rate, but didn't get my target
>inb4 rolling without a spark
I wanted to roll for some umas

im not gonna fucking make it, my cards are too shit.

the best singer in the game at the moment is oguri cap

Just like all bitches are ugly unless seen with no makeup, all Uma seiyuus are shit singers until I hear them without all the autotune and heavy processing.

>>538461456
11 is double ones. It's Top Cun because she copy. Nothing more.

>less people playing
>people quitting daily
>thread quality worsens
weird how that works

>>538461084
i had a special week but she could never close out races, if you have mcqueen you should train her instead

>>538461531
That and people are CM training, speeding through dozens of careers trying to get S long or whatever.

I will marry Digitan

>>538461314
>Only Teio can compete

>>538461132
>tracen ondo is the favourite song and it's not out yet

>>538461613
>if you have mcqueen you should train her instead
I do but I didn't want to potential 5 her.

>>538460721
Torena finally bought Taishin? Doomp it.
Make sure he doesn't get Seiun Sky, keep pumping Summerzensky, yes, that's all

>>538461580
Ayo your fucking sheet looking like epstein island, get some grown UMAs in there too

>>538461158
>>538461024
>HAHAH FIX IT YOURSELF BUT OYU WONT CUZ ILL SPAM THREADS AND CONTINUE TO RUIN IT =)))))))))
fucking passive aggressive seatard

>>538461640
DIGITAN LOVE!

>>538461531
Oh makes sense, I gave up and settled for 600k and stuck to 3 careers a day.

>>538461314
I will not train Goldshit. I'm not going to do a bunch of sweaty careers listening to Goldshits inane ramblings. My love for the game would never recover

>>538461710
dont ever reply to me again

literally useless uma

>>538461665
desu most of the currently released songs are ass except Umapyoi and bakushin.wav

R8 my team, is it over for me?
I tried doing the kiddie pool last CM2 but minmaxxers beat me by a head.

>1250 runs for a good parent
yeah.. i'm gonna wait for the spark qol to hit instead

>>538461609
>less people playing
>normal human beings leave the threads
>nothing left but shit posting bots and third worlder
many such cases

I am wishing death upon every cocksucker running the Haru strat.

>>538461539
>doing 200 pulls to spark ever
Only retards do this. If you didn't pull it in 100 then give up. Every card and uma is available forever after release you are just going to pull it later when you want something else anyway.

>>538461580
We match!

>>538461882
S-let
spurlet (for goldshi)
witlet (for mayano and golshi)

Thanks game

What other sparks should I go for besides a bunch of green skills, focus, and groundwork to lead into a Seiun parent? Tail held high?

>>538461882
You'll trounce Group B, make it to Group A second round and have a difficult time, I'd say 30% chance to get to A finals, and very likely to get demolished there.

Probably a 5% chance of winning if the opponents shit themselves.

>>538461890
It'll only take you 625 runs! Thank you Cygames

>>538462031
EXPLODE

>>538461978
>S-let
it's hard to hit S tho

>>538461882
Your Golshi lacks spurt, you're not gonna make it to finals

>>538461978
300 wit is all you need

FUUUCK I COULD'VE HAD 80 MORE STAM HERE BUT I FAILED ON 17% AHHH AT LEAST STANDARD DISTANCE GETS ME IN SAFE STAM RANGE I THINK

>>538461948
The pool gets insanely large though. The likelihood of a single uma diminishes greatly as they get released.

>>538462226
>wet and firm conditions
should've gone with the cope uma stan or fov skill

>>538462226
I've had a goldship with similar stam only proc one recovery and still win.

>>538462223
kek

>>538462226
dumb golshi

>>538461580
>>538461953
These anons copy

USELESS COW

>>538462226
This looks perfectly fine

Yeah the shine has worn off, I'm ready to move on to other games now. Nothing against uma tho it was the best few months of 2025 for me

>>538461953
i am not alone then in suffering then..

>>538461832
>>538462407
HOPELESS

heh

Bring your 1 (one) Golshi against a Taishin, Daiwa and Seiun. Lets see how big of an advantage Golshi has

1 uma (Golshi) per person: 63679194

>>538462031
>he wasted his 3* pull rng on this

>>538462328
didn't have enough points for anything but that
>>538462365
she can't help it
>>538462412
i know, the fail just stung a lot. with it i probably could've maxed speed as well.

>>538462328
I'll all for gaslighting new cuties but uma stan is so fucking shit and should never be picked

>the CMs are coming in too fast :(
THEN DO SOMETHING ELSE NIGGA THEY'S OPTIONAL AAAAAAAAAAAH

>>538462057
Groundwork, tail held high, anything that can help trigger those. Early to mid race velocity and accel skills basically. Can't go wrong with the corners and straightaways.

>meeting expectations triggers pre-debut
>get cooldown anyway
oh ok

TELL ME ABOUT EL
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK

>>538462423
Yeah... I'm using a 1LB Kitasan
Suffering builds character, we'll be strong eventually.

>>538462342
post aces

What a good event that just gives 15 power for free!

>>538462815
thats why the card is shit

>>538461609
Working as intended!

>>538461738
>soispeak
you cannot have less self-awareness than you were right now faggot

Hello, I am looking for a husband.

Which of these is a bigger priority to upgrade? Yes, I'm aware they're all trash.

Which umas give the best unique skills for inheritance?

>>538462915
Ok, we are married now how many kids do you want?

>>538462925
you should try downgrading them to B

which one should i put as profile support

vodka not done yet

>>538461314
my end mayano eats golshis for breakfast

>>538462925
you're missing dominator (large) on your rudolf

>>538462815
shilling this over Helios is a crime

>>538462270
That may be true in the future but its not right now lol
this is one instance where foreknowledge harmed long time players

>>538462875
It's one of the best power cards in the game though?

>>538463006
>reposting twitter images as your own
as expected of iphone fags

FUCK

>>538462925
It's a Gold Ship CM so her. Honestly drop your Urara. There's no point in giving every other Gold Ship less stamina burn and trying to kill Taishin when she already sucks at this CM.

special week needs to die!

Are you a :> or :< kind of torena

>>538462057
>tail held high
She has it by default anon.

>>538462925
I would drop Urara and just make another Ace desu

>>538463120
This but unironically
Pictured here is the stupid BITCH failing the charm chakra 3 turns into the run.

Tail held high and groundwork being good are the worst gaslights I've ever seen.

>>538461132
>$1000-2000
That will be me when she is out

>>538463185
;-;

>>538463310
Spurt is the biggest gaslight. When it came to Red Shift for Taurus, I could definitely tell it was doing something. Spurt is doing nothing.

Did Victoria SEAnigger really not even post his CM1 results?

i hate that therapy speak is taking over the discourse
gaslight this
toxic that
blah blah blah
you dont even understand the actual meaning of the words you're uttering

>>538463063
>power cards
>meta
pick one

>>538463429
Now that's gaslighting, fuck off nigger

If you lose Gemini Cup with GoldShip you are a bad trainer~

>>538463489
words are just words

>>538462925
Golshi seems fine. functionally 1049 stam with 2 golds and 2 whites and spurt and 2 style corners. pretty solid. will have a good win ratio.

Rudolph I assume is late surger? looks fine as well. similar stam level and consumtion, and the 2 passives make her only 28 slower than golshi.

The one that could use more work is urara. Building a debuffer urara is pretty hard since her career is pretty tight, but the skillset could be greatly improved.

>>538463525
But everyone else is also running goldship...

>>538463467
he has even deleted some comments about taurus in his last video
so i guess everyone assumed he lost

>burnt out on CM1
>haven't played since
>decide to roll my 20k carats
>only 3 star out of 130 pulls was mcqueen
>uninstall game
This was my first and last gacha and I can safely say that it is pure cancer in video game form.

>>538463489
has it been the same gaslighting retard? dude couldn't even fool a granny and keeps replying to himself lol

Does red shift work on cancer cup?

>>538463063
how do they get those numbers?
what do they mean?
where's the proofs?

>>538461084
My ichiban looks the same as yours. Wish I had 600 power or firm condition.

>>538463467
I watched his first his first stream after taurus cup. I just skimmed through it and saw that 2 hours in the chat was still asking whether he won or lost. And he never once answered the question he just avoided it every single time lol

>>538463605
Pathetic, what a clown. At least the other content creators who lost showed their loss.

Becoming Festa's trainer must be the most tiring. Atleast Still loves you.

>>538463737
Who could be this mysterious uma...

wtf I love NTR now

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>538463515
Left is Red Shift for Taurus; right is Spurt for Gemini. Just look at the difference. Also, you don't even need the sims, do you not remember how massive of an advantage Red Shift was for Taurus? I've seen Gold Ships easily win without Spurt. Pretty much every Taurus room and match had a winner with Red Shift

>>538461314
Makween has been winning me games when my Goldshit gets brocked

>>538463950
stats?

>>538463813
>gambling everyday
sounds fun though

>Topgun's legend race is on 9/11
What did cygames mean by this?

She forgot her bra again

when did the split happen? and why is it the original japanese server getting a new general when it makes more sense for the newer server to get the newer general like FGO or some crap?

i just wanted to know what card people would rather borrow but ok

>>538463489
words evolve over time, just like how trolling became ragebaiting

>>538464179
Why’d she do it?

nothin personnel globalkeks

>>538463885
If you forgot to fulfil stamina requirements your umas will gas!

Spurt outperforms redshirt when umas have enough stamina

>>538464072
They mean INCOMING ENEMY PROJECTILE, SHIT! AIRBURST TYPE
IMPACT IN 10 ... 5 ... 3
HERE IT COMES
HELIOS ARRIVED

>>538464237
do the one no one has

10928165
Last few days CM Test
Come test against my girls with no Long S

>>538464237
was meant for retard here
>>538463073

fuck i hate mobile

>>538463737
Cute boy

>>538464220
The answer is usually schizohrenia

>>538464220
we are merging back at the end of the month bro who cares

>>538464237
supercreek, now get out piggy

>got Seiun Sky off a single
>have no Kikuka Sho sashes left
I dunno if I'm gonna be able to build one for this Cup...

>>538463578
End closer Rudolf too, for Spurt.
Thanks, maybe I'll try that meme debuffer Air Groove instead or an Oguri ace.

>missed groundwork
>1*wit
>but all those 2*'s
damn

>>538461084
>skillet
What's wrong with them?

>>538461132
Does it has to be one answer per question

>>538462925
Pretty sure you want at least b rank end on rudolf. She's not going to activate shit at C

I really, REALLY regret taking Lucky Seven over Outer Post Proficiency

>>538463850
That's my wife

Shirt should say BIG

>>538464581
okay lucklet

Why does no one train power/use power cards?

>>538464440
In spark farming you can only hope to get two: a good blue spark, a good pink spark, or good white sparks, although realistically you're only getting one

C'mon curren..

>>538464552
Style rating shouldn't influence skill activation

Anyone running an air groove with daiwa that they could share?

>>538464237
Vodka or Suzuka will be decent for cm3

>>538464581
Look at this bwo not believing in Shiraoki-sama.

>>538464668
possibly the 3 worst skills in the game

>>538464673
POWAH

>>538464651
because this is the long CM and not the sprint/mile CM. right now you have to sacrifice power in order to have enough speed and stamina to survive the current CM track

>>538464668
I'll prob use that Seiun to build another parent and hope for the best

Does the english translation refer to you by gender or just generic they/them?

I won't win CM but at least it took only 25 pulls to get Maruzensky and Seiun sky... It's easier to be lucky than good

>>538464336
>debuffer crippled everyone

>>538464179
That's my fetish!

39650200 CM2

>>538464740
>target in sight bad
look at this dude, it's amazing on golshi and front runners next CM. competitive spirit does suck tho

Holy fuck, just ran a trial run for Goldshi and listen to your advice about Spurt, went to the sim and this 8 star fucking goldship with spurt beats my other one that doesnt have it, what a broken ability

I don't need Mile S
I don't need Mile S
I don't need Mile S

You guys better post those CM results

38248694

F2P CM2, no whales allowed!

I just got her yesterday. What exactly am I in for?

>>538465068
This does not satisfy the Niger God

>>538464861
by gender

gyaru slut

>>538465137
Copeless stake pitfall emulator

Dantsu pls come home...

is 0 LB Kitasan worth using at all?

>>538465137
A lot of E ranks

Reminder that in JP, you can get the supokas featured in rental deck for as low as 1000 yen each row (it also gives you 310 paid carats).
Hell you can get them for free by exchanging blue tickets from monthly pass (even the free monthly pass gives you blue tickets) but it takes time, 1000 yen it is.

>>538465213
If you promise to matchmake at the same time as me during cm then yeah

>>538464948
imagine crawling into her giant cunny

>>538465213
It’s DAHHHBYYYY

i feel bad for bewbros like >>538465046 these who are told to use emulator but they don't even stand in what cases to use it. they don't even know basics or even test in lobbies. like extra tank? it's over. emulator isn't end all be all and it's not completely developed yet

>F2P lobby
>See this
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME

>>538465213
Just compare with your other available speed cards bwo
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare

>>538465213
maybe if you are asking this probably not

>>538465303
I don't have any yen tho

>>538465303
Did japs really drop the game hard enough for them to actually start being "generous"

>>538464958
witlet mcqueen no maestro

I've noticed that Mayano Top Gun is the only person that Curren Chan treats as an equal. She is very patronizing to everyone else.

>>538464683
I either beat gold ships by distance or lose terribly. The airships here were decent with long s. The air groove probably should have a bit less stamina to die at the right time.

>>538465386
no, cygames are just being generous to catch the new normies that are coming with the cinderella anime, once the honeymoon end they will be back to normal once again

All these Tokai Teio posts makes me want to fingerbang her until I can take a full shower with her squirting alone

>>538465386
Idk, maybe? But I think it's mainly because the meta have changed. If you're really into competitive, metafagging with Kitasan Black does not cut it anymore.

>>538465386
game got a resurgence again during the third anniversary after the first one killed 60% of the playerbase

>Air Groove has callouts to Suzuka and Teio in TT
Soul

>>538461314
>I mean this unironically. 10k golshi beats 12k Taishins and pacers. Only Teio can compete
FALSE

>>538465625
are those all scenario link?

How are your speed/stamina stats usually at the end of classic years? Mine is around 500. Is this normal or bad?

>>538465337
Like I said Its a trial run, fucked up a couple of trainings, but just wanted to say that spurt looks to be a really good ability and wanted to thank the guys that recommended I get it.

>>538465457
how does curren chan's irl owner feel about her being portrayed as a fake bitch?

>>538465746
Uggo

>>538465694
no, it says osusume which means recommended, only the friend card has the scenario link

>>538465746
I want to drink Teio's Funny Honey if you catch my drift

any cm room?

85463862 CM2 test

>>538465824
oh i see

>>538465626
lmao what happened in the first one?

im having a lot of fun playing with you all

>>538465718
bad. it should be 500ish at first summer if it's a winning ace.

>>538465068
You need Mile S. You also need Turf S.

>>538465746
never understand this gag, what kind of freak consumes raw honey as a drink and with a straw, the force needed to reach her mouth should be exhausting

>average 1250 runs to get desired 3* blue, 2* pink and white
>3 borrows per day
what the fuck am i doing

>>538465895
>85463862
SHit's full yo.

>seen the same players in CM rooms like thrice cause we're the fastest ones to join possibly
awkward!

>>538465746
tei...

>>538464440
What card are you running for groundwork?

>>538466036
pink is a meme, only care about 3* blue and 2* white for being realistic

>>538466118
Air Groove, i usually have good success getting it but this time the hints werent hitting and couldnt hit all of her hints due to low energy

>>538465930
MANT happened, let's just say it wasn't very casual friendly since runs took 3 times as much as URA or Aoharu, around 1 entire hour per run
https://youtu.be/qIelaoprSDI?si=rXLjYVQbZHxn4cYv

>>538466031
www.youtube.com/watch?v=arw6u35Sspk

>>538466036
parent farming was the biggest gaslight of all
fuck parent runs and just wait for the spark QoL

you'll get 3* blues just randomly doing CM or TT ace runs anyways, save your sanity

>>538465854
I don’t. What are you implying?

>Choose top TT option
>420k
Choose bottom TT option
>521k
Guess I'm only ever going to click the bottom option now. Not like I need to try to highroll the top option for a tiny difference in opponent modifier.

>>538466220
at least the music is good

>>538465895
results

Post something lewd.

>>538466276
>just get 3* blue sparks with shit affinity and white sparks
no thanks

>>538465475
Thanks bro

>>538465197
>>538465231
I dodged hopeless thanks to the warnings but... Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

>>538466318
is the gravity in her room getting more intense, what's going on here

>>538466318
Put your ass away, Vodka. It's time to train.

taishin is the worst performing uma in these cm2 rooms

i finished season 1. it was worse than both movies. 5/10, it was ok.

>>538466318
source? tried yandex and shit breaks

>>538465538
I guess they just didn't feel like being generous to catch the literal millions of filthy subhuman gaijin they just fumbled with global.

>>538465386
MANT killed the game. They realized that Uma players are not grindcuck like GBF players so after MANT the scenarios are becoming fun and silly again (like farm scenario and the current Tucker's Island Training scenario). Also getting back the license for Orfevre Buena Vista and getting more popular horse as Uma made the game popular again.

GODDAMNIT
my fucking imouto just pulled Seiun Sky on a single GODDAMN 10-PULL
FUCK THIS RNG FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT

last night i got Narita Brian and i decided to make 2 runs with her today.
SHE'S A FUCKING BEAST. I LOVE HER

>>538466392
Oh...

This card is pretty good, why doesn't it get suggested more often?

>>538466314
Goldshi bros...

>>538466351
>Noo not my 3 extra guts and my 2 hints for sunny day

>>538466568
who the fuck has this card

>>538466413
L-lewd…

>>538466568
because it's a power card, if it was speed or wit it would be shilled everywhere

>>538466496
>>538466220
are you telling me that we will go through that hell too? I wonder how many will die

>>538466413
Reported, you freak

>>538466568
It isn't good
t. ran it for Front Savvy on Suzuka but never got it

Fuck this Champion's Meet. I'm gonna make my own with hookers and blow.
And by hookers I mean Mejiro McQueen and Special Week. Stupid whores.

>>538466314
Let me guess that McQueen won despite not max Stam

i need to roll opera o

>>538466663
it will, but global players seem to like playing the game all day long so it may actually be a hit, and the torture should be around 3 months and a half instead of 6 thanks to the accelerated schedule

training power and guts also trains stamina and speed but y'all aren't ready to have that conversation

>>538466614
I do

>>538466626
My deck is mostly stam and speed but I usually neglect training power. This has helped a lot, plus her mood up and energy bonus have been really great.

>>538466568
Doesn't she get updated to give Guaranteed groundwork later?

>>538462057
After that, anything that might you finish mid-race in first.

And a hanky to cry into when Daiwa passes you with a perfect Red Ace proc anyhow.

>reaching the point where there's almost no prep work left to do other than grind the same shit over and over again and hope for a pencil shaving of extra stats

fuck why am I getting so hot and sweaty over this trash

>>538466724
Week is sleeper OP. you have a chance of winning using her

>>538466450
Pretty sure it's slop, anon

What's the deck you guys are planning to use for CM3 ace

>>538466749
>>538454607

>>538466351
you realize you can do runs with good affinity right?
and generally speaking you still want as many good skills on your umas for TT and CM so you'll eventually get the good white sparks too
so why not just do runs for those and take the good sparks as they come instead of gunning for a specific thing you'll need hundreds to thousands of runs for

CM2 testing if my umas won't die
12790379

I cannot cope, I am raising Oguri

>>538466796
so true show me your 1200/1200/1200/1200/x builds with your 3 pow/3 guts build

>>538466862
I don't see how that's true considering >>538461084 is getting destroyed in practice runs.

>>538465726
It's good they didn't give you misinfo because spurt is good but you may get tricked by anons and emulator for other skills since you are new.

>>538466724
special week and mcqueen have two of the best unique skills in the game so its fine.

>>538466757
I like when she breaks her character

>>538466938
Nta but I have 2 stam 2 speed 1 power 1 wit and I'm doing okay.

>>538466892
kita/king/sweep speed
helios power
fuji kiseki wit
aoi for general use or tazuna if front runner

76442840
Testing my mediocre team.

>>538466938
you actually want to go 4 guts 2 power because guys trains power also.

>>538466496
That shit took me from playing daily to only logging in 2-3 times a week. Since my ISP was blocked, it’s even worse, I sometimes had to reconnect several times just to finish a run.

>do some random cm rooms with new golshi that is pretty good
>taishin i made that would job constantly now starts winning
???

>>538466892
3 speed 3 power for 20% speed growth

>>538466972
>>538466972
i dropped special week since her unique wont proc and she’ll lose the lead when in 1st

>Watching Uma musume stories
>Connection error
>Check thread to see if it's just me
>It's just me
How am I supposed to know what happens in part 3 if I can't connect to the game...

>>538466968
>less than 600pow

>>538466035
Only a horse can do such a thing where their suction force makes honey an easy drink

should I use MLB Taishin or 3LB King Halo for my ace? I don't have anything better

Cum for horses

If I want to juice up Bourbon for medium Team Trials do I want Seiun sky as the parent? Is she just always the best mom for Front runners?

>>538467213
I'm not a whale.

>>538467170
Thats why you run a Suzuka for the special week to follow until the end.
Spe and Suzuka are meant to be a combo.

If a Pace becomes the lucky lead do they use less stamina?

>>538467247
King Halo is like a mini Kitasan, only Sweep is better compared to other speed cards

CM tests, I made 3 rooms.

54873829
41118036
56033200

Tail Held High

>>538467382
you're going to summarize each room right?

>>538467365
She has that Childhood friend who lives on the next door energy
100% sexo

>>538467365
I love that dork, a shame about the anime

fuck it, a neicha for CM2 to fuck over anyone relying on barely passing the stamina check

>>538466220
imagine spending almost 2 hours just to do the dailies. also, how did the turns worked in it ? every turn is a week with a longer period?

>>538467089
To the suprise of no one the A+ horses beat the shitters.

>>538467518
I hope you step on one thousand legos.
>why race when I can fuck over other players and also lose anyways

>>538467518
not enough speed to keep up to hit anyone with the debuffs

>>538467365
>>538467514

>>538467518
>no frenzied
Bricked

>>538466453
Just a cygames moment

King Halo calling herself a first-rate umamusume all the time is a reference to King Halo's real trainer who swore that King was a G1 horse. King Halo lost race after race in medium and long distances but the trainer wouldn't hear anyone say King Halo isn't a G1 class horse. When King finally won a G1 after switching to sprints the trainer burst into tears on the sideline.

>>538467629
Frenzied skills are a brick

>>538467382
WHY DOES MY AWEFUL RUDOLF CONTANTLY OUTDO MY AWEFUL SHODLSHI?

>>538467621
boyrape

seiun sneed

>>538467521
>every turn is a week with a longer period?
There's a shitton of micromanagement if I recall right

Falco my beloved.

>>538467774
How did my Rudolf win this?

>>538461005 (OP)
I want to win the triple tiara with Scarlet but it's hard as a new player. I'm at my guest legacy limit so I might as well stop now and try again tomorrow. Any tips?

mayano, STOP GETTING MOOD DOWNS

>>538467521
it's the same as always, the reason it took so long is that you get shop points by doing races so the optimal path was doing any graded race available 2 days in a row and training on the 3rd one, sometimes it was better to run 3 days and risk getting the debuff since there was an item to get rid of bad conditions
as you can imagine, runs lasted an eternity due to constant menu switching and load screens, it was normal to end a caree with 41 races in total

>Going back to Mayano for parent farming
Fuck I forgot this little turd jobs every other race, Seiun felt like another Oguri career when it's completely free if she activates her unq

>>538467939
when you are brocked

>>538467939
I keep telling you guys, Spurt is useless

>>538467449
I didn't win a single one so I won't. Gotta rework my ace instead of wasting time.

>a bunch of people using my parent for Seiun Sky runs
Ganbare bros. I would love to see someone make an insane Seiun Sky with my uma as a parent :')

>>538467939
One is the GigaChad Emperor Rudolf and the other is the degenerate retard Gold Shit

>>538467939
G U T Z

>>538467881
I want to cum inside her

STOP CROPING THE TEIO PORN I NEED IT

post something cute

>>538468018
>I didn't win a single one so I won't.
No wonder I rarely see summaries anymore. The hosts keep jobbing.

>>538461384
I like this song by Teio, which makes me tear up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Hexr7k97A

>Release card strictly for whales to farm sparks with
>Can't even borrow it for ace skills due to dogshit 0 priority
Why is Cygays like this

>>538468128
How about you die instead faggot.

>>538467939
My guess:
>Didn't fire 2 recoveries
>Spurt useless
>Long S useless
>Dies

>>538468008
Nah it's busted, the only problem is when it doesn't activate (wit check)

>>538468235
then explain what happened there? It looks like late race velocity skills are much more impactful

44365865 CM2

>>538468001
Trainer-san issue

97019661
Room to test my rudolf cuz I might swap my goldshi out for her.

>>538467449
My Taishin dominated in the two rooms I joined

>>538468170
My ace looks like this. In those 3 rooms I expect to win 1 or something, but the highest I got was rank 3.

>>538468196
Yaeno sexo

Spe's Tim Allen impression "Uuhhaah" after successfully training is actually starting to drive me insane. It was funny at first, but holy shit. I guess we all need a flaw or two.

>>538467983
change her strategy from pace to front and buy skills early if you can, especially corner recovery or front straight/corner if Kitasan gives it as a hint

>>538468348
>swap out goldship for rudolf
based if true

>>538468430
Pearls before swine

>join room
>my shitty Teio won against someone
I'm glad I won with only one gold skill but I should still try to get another ace before I make her better.

Short uma dominates you, what do?

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK I FAILED 3 TRAININGS IN THE LAST MONTHS. I COULD HAVE MAXXED SPEED AND GET AT LEAST 1100 STAM
ALSO FUUUCK THE SPARK WHYYYY

>>538468170
i only post the results where my goldshi jobs so i can create a jobber goldshi agenda but i've been winning some of these lobbies and kinda happy to race regardless with anyone because that's what sweaty PVP for

>>538468575
why is her ear circled

>>538468206
Teio sexual

>>538468597
lol does that gold ship ever win

>>538468654
so you can look at it faster

Goldship or oguri card for groundwork farming?

>>538468348
The goldshi from last race came back for revenge and managed to pull ahead.
Still, this Rudolf has been proving better than several goldshis.
>>538468476
Definitely will.

>>538468565
Umas are like Ferengi, a quick ear rub and they're putty in your hands

>>538468567
just do it again lmao

>>538468348
I may be goldshitting, but you debuffers are something else

>>538468758
Both have too many hints to reliably get groundwork. you want to use the air groove guts card

>>538468235
>>538468296
Spurt is very powerful when it works. But the conditions are strict. You MUST have enough stamina to support your speed. If you have 1200 speed and long S, you might as well not bother because you will not spurt when s. spurt activates anyway unless you are very lucky with your heals and there are no debuffers.
Spurt is very useful if you have a 800 speed long A 1200 stamina 500 guts uma with 3 golds and enough wit, for example.

Getting RNG fucked over and over sure is fun

>>538468786
why must you introduce this mental image

She has literally the perfect body type and nobody talks about her wtf

Post Kitasan that isn't slutty

>>538468925
You first

>>538468920
needs bigger tits

last one 23394936 CM2

Well I somehow hit Turf S and Long S on the same inheritance, too bad I couldn't get wit and speed higher

>>538468843
>Someone didn't pray to the RNG gods.

>>538468920
I don't want to deal with Kazuma Kiryu bro

>>538468401
You're basically hoping to fire all your heals and to enter a room with no debuffers... What's the point of long S if you never hit top speed?

One more for the night.
34926336

>get 3* power on El and Seiun with 6* parents
>they're worthless because I didn't win the groundwork white spark roll

>>538468838
you lost me, why would more speed be bad for spurt? Also I tried what you said in the simulator and it didn't match at all.
1200/1000 with 2 golds and spurt beat a 800/1200 with 2 golds and spurt

>>538468920
Because it just devolves into Gundam talk and what Char meant when he said Lala could have been a mother to him. Seriously, I watched in both english and japanese and the line is the same. Was he under pressure because he was about to die?

>>538468978
Kitasan isn't a slut so all Kitasans are non-slutty.

>>538468851
You wouldn't give your Uma oo-mox?

>>538469165
dont listen to gaslighting seanigs. spurt helps you reach your top speed faster in the final stretch. that's all.

I don’t think you can post a prettier uma

>>538469348
idk why your top gun keeps winning but good job

anybody got that link to cm3 ref doc

>>538469118
BY THE EMPEROR!
Swapping out Goldshi for Rudolf ASAP

>>538469193
yeah dude char was never meant to be this infallible coolest dude ever who ever existed he was a real human bean and he had some messed up personal issues

>>538468920
No one talks about her butt while racing in her uniform...

>>538469165
Because the impact of spurt will be limited if your spurt is delayed past the point where spurt activates, which is right at the start of the spurt.
You won't always fire your golds and there will be debuffers most of the time, so the 1200/1000 will sometimes behave like a 1200/800 (or worse) under actual race conditions. If you fire two golds and there are no debuffers, it should be enough, but that's too much to bet on.

>>538469472
Rudolf's bloomers are superior

>>538468920
We’ve had several conversations about her fat tits, big butt, thicc body, and very very slutty outfit. Shes absolutely delicious

>>538468920
Personality of a housebrick

umatuber won Taurus with this king jobber, what's your excuse? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoxe_piG2eE

>>538469472
is she the only one that wears something more high cut than bloomers?

>>538469663
She just like me fr fr

>>538468920
I'm waiting for her valentine version since i haven't been fortunate enough to be spooked by her yet

What are my odds of stealing wins?

>>538469543
Huh alright. I'll try out a 3/3 deck for my Gold Ship then.

>>538469439
I think my Seiun ran out of hp right at the end, otherwise she might've won. I'll get back in the mines tomorrow

anyone call help what to pick for skills for CM? Didn't do enough races so not sure what to pick up. Encroaching/Professor + something?

>>538469691
looks like >>538469541 in game

>>538468843
It's no so bad. Really, if nothing bad happened and shit wasn't random or partially out of your control. What would we even be doing here.

>oh look another 1200/1200/1200/1200/1200 uma throw it on the pile with all the other shit I guess

Just get your mood back to great an deal with it. Have a lil faith, or try again.

Winning Ticket maybe, it's not looking good for you

>>538469413
I don't think I have a choice.

>>538469348
>go back to sewing and miss out on rooms
>rival bro i made up in my head who i kept meeting in lobbies still playing
fuarkk good job top bro

>>538469954
Winning ticket always looks good

>>538469940
yeah i meant does anyone else wear anything skimpier cause all i can think of are just pants or boyshorts. i mean technically she's got a leotard and not actually panties, but close enough.

>>538468920
Hero
>>538470031
Villain

>>538469926
encroaching, spring runner double, firm conditions double, end closers staightaways

why's satono diamond's freaky in the first place?

>>538470051
she has stupid hair

>>538469930
She's not drinking the right milk. I've got some thick "milk" she can drink directly from the source.

>>538470031
Onii-samas only want one thing

What is that Anon?

Bourbon is for playing tricks on.

>>538469930
The milk is going to her ears.

nyo......

What are the differences conditions-wise between minimum and maximum? Like, what's being tweaked to cause these different outcomes?

>>538469665
"won" they came 2nd and king jobber was like 10L away from anyone else

>>538469954
>>538469786
woops
>>538470051
stacks

AAAAAAAAAAAAH ONLY 1 10 ROLL I'M SO HAPPY I NEED TO SAVE FOR ADMIRAL GROOVE BUT I WANTED HER

>>538470108
It’s just a normal medium length haircut…

>Just los my CM3 Ace Mayano run that was going really well because I only had 500 stam on tenno sho
HOW THE FUCK DO I BUILD THIS BITCH FOR CM3? IF I BUILD MORE STAM SHE WILL HAVE USELESS STAM FOR CM BUT IF I DON'T SHE JUST LOSES HER CAREER WHAT THHE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

is there any real reason to care about getting your friendship meter up with etsuko omorashi

>>538470218
congrats jpbwo

>>538469786
>all of that recovery on agnes
have you never step foot into a test room? You're literally better off with 2 gold recovery max and a bunch of green + yellows. Really low power across the board, this is a job squad. My pacer that wins the most has 750~ power btw

>>538470219
ugliest haircut in the game behind ryan and pegasus

>>538470151
Honestly slept on, a 1/9 chance to instantly win the game with the amount of attempts you get? It's bound to happen once...

>>538470197
timing and where a skill triggers within a race

>>538470108
I don't think it's that bad. It could certainly be worse, like Mejiro Ryan's shit.

>>538469821
I learnt this the hard way by joining a lot of CM rooms. Sometimes I'll win by a fair margin, but most of the time I crash and burn and tazuna tells me I never hit my max speed. So I'm now trying to get a bit more stamina and all the heals I can get.
Sadly my recent runs have been terrible. I got night owl 3 times in my last run. Sigh.

>>538470032
Too slow, slut

>>538470139
Clam chowder

>>538470208
>they came 2nd and king jobber was like 10L away
my bad, I didn't actually finish the video before posting it here

>>538470218
ADMIRE****
I'M SO HAPPY I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT

>1000 gems from 4 weeks of TT class 6 retention
>1500 gems from A rank club
>900 gems from daily missions
>which equals to roughly 3400 gems a month, i.e. 22 rolls
is this a fucking joke? I guess you'll also get like... another 10 rolls if you bother with champions meet but this income is pathetic even for a 2010s gacha.

>>538470197
It's just the outliers at both ends from all the simulations that were ran. Usually for that kind of length difference someone either got horribly blocked, ran out of hp, or failed wit checks as a front runner and fell far behind

cesario makes my dick hard but spe makes me wanna puke

>Air Groove doesn't give groundwork
>inspiration doesn't give groundwork
>wasted borrow

>>538470113
I really liked that one but it was too stupid to get off to but the scene with her in the wedding dress was really nice.

Like what, I can't refuse Super Creek's fetish play?

>>538470406
>get groundwork
>this >>538469163 happens

any club needing members? just left my club because there was like 7 afk guys and danchou didn't care.

>>538470272
Mean

we are going to eat kfc every day

>>538470305
what deck are you using now? This is what I'll be trying out

>>538470545
Has some nice hidden tits. Would make her cry by raping her.

>>538470354
It's japanese gacha. They're way behind the times

>>538470249
Any recovery, bwo? Even one white wouldn't hurt.

Why couldn't this have been Long? Or even Medium? I can never get distance sparks for shit, man.

>>538470404
As awful as Spe is, her descendants are top tier

>>538470479
No, otherwise her racing power will drop by 90%

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1965249308166606881

So we’re getting “those” videos but with English narration

What position do you normally run Narita Brian? She looks geared for Late

I have been thinking of Umamusume x Fwuffy ponies all day and can't stop lauing at the idea of a delimbed Teio interacting with the fuzzballs crying about their weggies send help

seeing a turn in senior year with no one on speed with 4 speed cards is infuriating
the entire run being bricked because of arima kinen is infuriating
i was gonna write that it didnt matter how well everything else went, that single win fucks the entire run
except then the entirety summer and second half of senior year passed without a single double rainbow on speed
4 speed 2 stamina and i have more stamina than speed

>>538470218
grats bwo

Cafe sexo

>>538470703
If Uma Musume came out in the early 2000s

Satono Diamond is PURE and you should RESPECT HER as the MAIDEN she is

I like Special Week

HARUKITTE IKOU!!!!

>>538470849
Cafe sleeps with me

>>538470643
But those skill points need to go to actual good skills that increase acceleration or velocity for CM. Why would you run Mayano front over anyone else when you have to waste sp and stats that do nothing in CM just to clear her career?

>>538470723
Her unique procs just fine with either Pace or Late. She comes with a white Pace stamina skill, and Gourmand is pretty easy to come by thanks to the Special Week SSR event card, so I usually have her geared towards Pace.

>>538470270
I don't test, but I know this isn't going to be a stellar team. Just swinging for the fences.
The multiple recoveries are for redundancy incase I miss a wit check.
I wish I had more power, but I don't have power inheritance on my side.
I think I'll drop Mayo since her speed is too low for a front runner.
>>538469954
I 3* her and immediately got a good run with her, so I'm happy with her.

>>538470849
she looks like that one 8 ft tall japanese ghost woman

>>538470907
Café makes me stay awake all night

like i just wish a single bout of bad rng didn't mean the entire run was meaningless
why does winning arima kinen get you to lvl 4 ult no matter what you do
why is it so easy to level up your ult

>>538470917
...I just asked about one white lol.

I know this isn't much, but the numbers are evenly satisfying
Btw which ult is better for this cup? Mcqueen's or Rudolf's?

>>538470882
>forces lazy fat horses to train

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

post boys and brothers

>>538471109
so fucking true

https://forms.gle/WSfqfn46BhCoCozYA

>Uma Wife
Air Groove: 2
Agnes Tachyon: 2
Daiwa Scarlet: 1
El Condor Pasa: 1
Gentildonna: 1
Gold Ship: 1
Kitasan Black: 1
King Halo: 1
Mayano Top Gun: 1
Manhattan Cafe: 2
Maruzensky: 1
Mihono Bourbon: 1
Narita Taishin: 1
Nice Nature: 2
Oguri Cap: 1
Sakura Bakushin: 2
Silence Suzuka: 1
Smart Falcon: 1
Special Week: 1
Symboli Rudolf: 1
Super Creek: 1
Tokai Teio: 3
Vodka: 1
Winning Ticket: 1

>Favorite Song
Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin: 4
Brightest Hearts: 1
Gaze On Me: 1
Gochisousama: 3
Instinctive Speed: 2
Legend Changer: 1
Menishuki Rush: 2
Ms Victoria: 1
Shape of Wishes: 1
Tracen Ondo: 4
Umapyoi: 6
Winning The Soul: 3

>Best Singer
Agnes Tachyon: 3
Fenomeno: 2
Gentildonna: 1
Gold Ship: 6
King Halo: 1
Kitasan Black: 1
Mejiro McQueen: 1
Narita Brian: 2
Rice Shower: 1
Sakura Bakushin: 4
Silence Suzuka: 1
Super Creek: 1
Tamamao Cross: 1
Tokai Teio: 4

>Money spent
F2P: 10
Less than $50: 7
$50-100: 4
$100-200: 3
$200-500: 3
$500-1000: 2
$1000-2000: 1

>>538471029
She forces you to watch while we makeout

>>538470249
don't you need more than 500 stam for cm3?

>>538470354
>spend over an hour everyday mindlessly clicking so you can pull 3 times a year

>>538470261
no not really

>>538471201
>Teiofags took the lead
it's over

>>538470861
>Satono diamond falseflagging
>>538471109
>Kitasan horny posting
Why are these bitches posting on 4chin instead of training?

>>538471201
>be Kitasan Black
>be a main character
>whole thing is being a good singer
>don't get her a top tier seiyuu
Dumb

kill yourself and stay dead

>>538471201
Listening to Instinctive Speed with the other anon while Maruzensky uses her driving skills to emulsify both of our squishy little brains.

Reminder your rates are better if you finish dailies before pulling

>>538470676
I want them

>>538471364
Akikawa wouldn't say this.

Any clubs got a slot open? My last one had too many inactives

>>538471127
My daughter
My wife
And my brother

>>538470601
I'm using basically that, except eishin flash instead of tosho. Since I'm fully f2p a few of them are 0/1lb, so it's going to be tough for me.
I did manage to roll good parents with lots of spurt, ura, and dozens of whites in total, so I get a decent amount of stats there, but I can't get anywhere near cap in both unless I ignore wit entirely... which seems to give terrible results. I think 900/1200 +3golds is the best I can do and if I get there and it performs better in rooms, I'll switch focus to naughty nature.

>Left beat Right
Thank you staminalets for being greedy.

>>538471305
Why is this grown ass woman beefing with a 10 year old?

>>538471201
I knew it was one King Jobberfag samefagging the threads.

>>538470354
It really is criminal. Recently dropped zzz, a lot of things I didn't like in that game, but the pulls? you could easily reach pity every 1.5 banners or something. It's insane how much f2pfriendly chinese gachas are.

>>538471358
no one in uma is a top seiyuu other than a few from the original cast because they're way harder to schedule around

>>538470354
Funny how I defended Cygames here but two months after release I think I get what people meant by them being greedy fucks. Barely any free handouts on an accelerated schedule is ridiculous.

Day 5 of grinding with Fukukitaru for a 3 star blue spark.. any blue spark...

>>538471492
God I want to beef a 10 year old

>>538471258
I've seen it recommended, that stat is if you're doing Sprint PVP going as high as 550. Mile/Dirt has ranged from 800 with no gold heals to 600-650 with at least one gold. I honestly feel better with 600 minimum stamina in general.

>>538471258
Yes you aim for 700 by the end of the run with no recoveries. But with Mayano you need like 600 before even the halfway point of senior year or you just automatically lose. After doing some power training, getting stats from races, and getting the stats at the end it's basically guaranteed that you overshoot everytime. And also RNG has an impact too. Sometimes you use the end of the run to balance your stats that maybe got bad RNG previously, but with Mayano? If you aim for the optimal amount of stam and undershoot it due to RNG? You just lose. I got fucking S mile + groundwork + several other good skills and had like 900 speed and lost my fucking run due to this shit.

>>538470197
Very large extremes tend to be caused by one horse running out of stamina (not proccing recovery).

>Teio
>good singer
>best singer at that
The fuck is wrong with all of you.

>>538470917
... if people are really building for barely enough stamina, I'm gonna bring two stamina debuffers to CM3.

Every day until you like it

>>538471476
>51 stamina difference
wtf, does that actually matter?

>>538471625
I'm fine with the lack of gibs because it purged all the brown posters asking for gibs every 5 posts during the kitasan lagfest

I like Teio's pussy juice

>>538471458
I wanna fuck two of them, and marry one of those

Does anyone have the exact numbers for how much the career buff gives? My Long (C) Curren got 1st on Arima Kinen somehow with 350 stam

>>538471476
More like witlet

WHY THE FUCK THERE IS AN EXPLOSION SOUND IN THE OPERAS POST RACE SCENE

>>538471850
No, schizos will cling onto any shred of hope that their inferior horse will actually perform better on the big day.

>>538471850
i assume the real difference maker is the Wit difference
Also, *111 stamina, don't forget the 60 from Standard Distance at double circle

>>538471581
Hase-chan is my seiyuu crush

>>538470861
I have plenty of respect for my future wife Dia-chan

>>538471948
it goes hard

>>538471850
Another 60 from standard oo, his whites are more reliable than sleeping lion. With only two golds and nothing else you just lose if one doesn't go off.

>>538471948
Why not?

How the fuck did this happen?
I guess white sparks really are more important than blue sparks.

>>538471836
Still hate it
Still hate Teio

>>538470249
You need 600 with no recoveries for tenno sho spring, noob.

>>538471948
I'm constantly getting jumpscared by the Master Trainer event with Matikanefukukitaru where she fucking busts down your door with C4 explosives

>>538470139
Too big

>>538471948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRex1Udiybs

What are they competing in?

>>538471836
I HATE it
But my dick loves it..

>>538471476
More like witlet

>>538471745
Someone doesn't like Precure.

>>538471850
With enough debuffers, if neither reaches max speed, the speed stat and long S is basically worthless, so it becomes a stamina contest. Right might win under ideal conditions.

>>538472029
which uma does kita voice?

This happened 2 runs in a row. Go fuck yourself.

>>538471476
>>538471934
>>538472214
>300 wit
>275 wit
Dumb and Dumber

>>538471745
This is a Teiodachi general.

>>538472283
Bourbon

>>538470139
Does Twin Turbo not like my new neon light up running shoes? I can also get her one for her race outfit

>>538472234
All of her precure songs would be improved if she kept quiet though.

>>538472317
Yeah but dumb has a higher chance to proc than dumber

>>538471836
This is already a Teiogeneral. What more do you want?

I hate Tokai Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.

Sorry but I'll never like Teio.

>>538472331
huh would have never guessed, guess im rolling for valentine bourbon now ;)

>>538472189
>mfw

>>538471745
Yes

>>538472402
Dyke ahh coded post

>>538472402
This, but all goldshitters. Fuck every single one of them and their gay ass tranny uma. There is nothing worse in life than watching this shit uma win again and again.

i miss my ningen wife...

Imagine hating this. Couldn't be me.

>His umawife uses boku or ore
Embarrassing

>>538472571
I hate her

We love Mr. C.B around here.

>>538472083
Once, very early on when I didn't know what I was doing and had crap parents, I got a total of 6 stats from inspiration. That's when I realized that it didn't follow the 5/12/21 distribution of the initial stats. Maybe it rolls a random number from 1 to (some value based on number of stars).