>>537835842
>horse minding its own business running along tracks it knows by heart in the middle of the night with no other road occupants around except for the cops
>"i should stop the horse since the guy in the coach it's pulling is clearly drunk"
>parks his car intentionally in front of the fucking horse minding its own fucking business
>horse runs into the car parked intentionally directly in front of it since it can't really stop immediately since it's pulling an entire fucking coach behind it
>"it hit my car!"
Yeah I can see why ACAB became a movement in the states

>>536990194
>all for nothing
What an utter failure of a toreina

>>536890865
You shut your whore mouth

>>536842929
>an actual horse and an umamusume in the same frame
GET DOWN

stop saying bofa

>>536807091
got 3rd and some nigger followed, I assume its bm so I didn't even bother to check.

>Graded group B also infested by Golshi/Nature/Oguri
How could you fail? You followed the flowchart

>>536512812
NO bullying.

>>536430330
>run 2 ace + debuffer
>lose to gold ship because she isn't being chained down by 20 dominator procs
>run 3 ace
>lose to everyone because a single debuff puts you behind everyone else and you don't have a counter

>10 G1 wins plus URA Final
>One 1* race spark

>>536349372
Delete this right now

>>536210163
That's animal cruelty you double nigger

>Want to make a replay of a URA final run
>Think i'll just have to sacrifice an Umapyoi victory dance to get to the other screen i can press the replay button
>They just segue straight to the post-race events


I skipped my Umapyoi for nothing..
This was my first clear with this one uma..

>>536046745
>witmax
>waah waah why did my 3* spark turn out to be wit waaaah

>>536005696
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>>535637269
Have you tried any of the following:
>trained a horse with +20% bonus in Speed
>Not use shit cards
>Grind 150+ runs
>Paying up to Cygays like the good little twinkie you are.

please for the love of all that is holy LET ME DONATE SHOES

>>535441761
Delete this right now.

my goldshit 12k, just stomped three (3) 14k aces, this game is so fucking I have no idea why I'm still trying to prepare.

>>535302510
Is that a

>Running my A - B+ pvp races
>Choose the lowest option like always
>Actually it's a guy with an A+ in every category with a B 2nd, and without a third uma
>Doesn't win anything from me losing to him, and he doesn't get as many points without a third racer on his races
What is this madman's endgame?

>>535092101
Hand in your license, you're done.

>>535055227
I need a translated tier list.

>>534836283
Over a third of the runners for the URA finale are requesting maternal leave, what is happening, Tazuna?

>>534801789
That would've been funny if it was a breast reduction/donation joke like that 4koma with garfield but I just know this is drawn by a member of a certain demographic who likes to shove their preferences down everyone's throat

>>534743584
>not meeting the 2m fan per career quota
Danchou kick this useless leech

Tazuna!
Over a third of the runners in the upcoming URA finale have requested maternity leave, what is the meaning of this?

>get a trainee mood down event
>next turn
>get a scenario mood up event
>get a trainee mood down event right after

>Watch Season 3
>The 1 episode focused on Dia-chan centered around her purposely facing bad luck and jinxes was way more entertaining than anything related to Kitasan

I need whoever keeps putting pickles on Urara's burger shot dead on the street.

>>534215880
>less than 50m fans
>has a 9* stam 7* URA
I want you to explode even harder than the guy who got 4 SSRs last thread

>>534197674
>Broccoli
>tasty
What's next, you're gonna tell me carrots are actually sweet even for non-horses?

>>534004478
Nigger shut the fuck up, you don't even play the game, she would barely have any more stats and all spread evenly across the board this early on, and her stats are more than high enough to have her as favorite by far on every race anyways.

>Watching Season 3
>Kitasan finds her reason for running is for the people the shopping district that support her
...Isn't this just ripping off Nice Nature's Career story?

>>533615571
>max one stat
>three other stats at at least 700
how?

>>532698323
>deleted after he was told to by the uma in black
>unknown species
this is some fucking bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxlwODSFdiA
>you don't need wit bwo
>only 2 types of card per deck bwo
dis nigga

>2nd place in URA finale
>clock
>17th
>clock
>18th
>out of clock chances
WHAT THE FUCK

>>530769871
If I were to point at them, they'd likely have a fit and scream, like the annoying kids they are.

>It's another constant mood downs and migraines before a race episode
This shit gets really frustrating.

>>530605204
>deleted for troll posting
quality janitor work. so much for trying to do a good deed, never mind then. meanwhile the steamchart spammer and eceleb spammer get off scots fucking free.