Thread 533612717

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>Game News (EN)
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>All Guides & Resources
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Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

Teio!

hors

oguri kappu

Vile Nature

I will kill you one of these days Maruzensky...

>>533612717 (OP)
chicken umai

Sex with Gentildonna

Posting this again since I got no response from last thread. Are there any other support cards that are usable outside of ones in my current deck? I've been running the same deck (+mlb kitasan) for every umas no matter their running styles so I wanted to change things up.

Is that just me, or Winning Ticket's hands are absurdly large

I need taiki shuttle when's the next 3* selector

Open at your own risk

I kinda wanna just not debuff spam and see if I can brute force a win anyway. Anyone got an evil nature room up so I can test this?

Y A P P Y
L U C K Y

Almond Milk

>>533612807
t. Kusa wonder

>>533612856
Cafe and Daiwa are good

>>533612870
you know what they say about people with big hands

I want to roll for the highest-quality prostitute but I also want Christmas Kaibutsu.
what do (don't mention sea animals)

>>533612772
>8* stam btw
983935082603

>>533612807
But that's not a pic of Grass Wonder?

>>533612968
>highest-quality prostitute
C'mon, Dober pussy isn't THAT good

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>533612807
Cesario looks like Special Week player 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI
Uma?

schleep

So how does score work, exactly? Thought I might as well start actively aiming to get A+ umas, even if it's not optimal racing-wise. For the carats and shit.

CM Test Room, Bring 3
ID: 96650143
if you bring 750 stamina you will likely die

Kitasan Black, I hate you.

>>533613056
You obviously can’t afford it

Why did this fraud get MVP when Goldshi won the race and she placed 2nd? How is this blatant favouritism allowed...

*RAPES THIS ENTIRE THREAD*

>>533613063
Why are you sexually harassing your trainees?

>>533612965
I've been using daiwa as a replacement when running neicha. Is 0lb cafe even usable?

>>533613105
My Daiwa is a work in progress please understand

Tracen has fallen...billions of umas must be divorced!

>>533612856
From the OP.
https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/global

>>533613105
damn these fill up in less than a minute

>>533612968
>Emukasa New Year
They know what they are doing

>>533613150
Is it rape if we're both screaming?

>>533613095
Sleep tight

>>533613063
Grass Wonder will scalp you

>>533612968
roll here i guess

Are trainers allowed to pet their Umamusume's ears? Is it considered assault?
I really want to sit down with Agnes Tachyon and play with her ears. They look soft.

>>533613105
I'm getting closer and closer Maruzensky...

How many runs do you think it'll take me to get a 3* spark

>>533613217
Nyo...

>failed a 2% right before the triple crown
FUCKING PRACTICE POOR

>>533612717 (OP)
I like that song https://youtu.be/MMnvp_O7zSA?si=24iXiRwnyvnad1uF

>>533613238
How many pulls will we get until that?

so is there anyone here who is actually doing a minmaxxed B rank team for the open league or have I been mislead again

CM practice rooms fill so fast I've favorited my CM umas even though that's normally reserved for my 3* sparks...

>>533613324
It's pretty cute.

>>533613283
1 or 100

>>533613370
bout tree fiddy

>>533613275
If the trainee gives permission then it's fine

>>533613109
t. shit tosho

>>533613275
She would allow it as a part of an experiment or something

>>533613275
That's sexual harassment

>>533613395
>minmaxxed
>B rank
aniki...

533612965
Lame

>>533613370
70-90k

>second place with first place beating you by a large margin but you beat third by a large margin
i hate this because it feels like 1st is gated behind extremely good stats, you can't just be good enough you have to be way stronger

Getting 2* stam or power feels worse than 1* guts desu. At least with guts I know it was bricked from the start.

>>533613275
Yes, it is encouraged

>H-haha guys can we drop the evil natures let's just have a nice normal race
There is no "racing normally" in CM. You either win or you lose.

CM test room, bring 3
ID: 88314739

>>533613283
I have 164 completed careers
only got two useful 2*s
it's RNG

>>533613514
on jp there is a meta for getting the most powerful B ranks you possibly can to bully new players/casuals

>>533613514
He's not wrong though? Preparing perfect uma for B CM is more autistic minmaxing than regular.

>>533613275
>>533613443
>>533613475
>>533613483
>>533613590
WHICH UMA HAS THE SOFTEST EARS
WHICH UMA HAS THE CUTEST REACTION TO THEIR EARS BEING MOLESTED

>>533613026
because you aren't supposed to get like a bazillion horses with 3 stars, the intended way was for players to just run careers over and over and get what they get, the lucky ones they should parade their top umas around like it was a real horse auction
it was supposed to be community driven and encourage support trading genes instead of everyone trying to autistically be self suficient

>>533613419
I get the joke, but i actually thought that it'd somewhere in that range.
>>533613551
70k? holy shit, seems great

>>533613395
Dunno about minmaxxing but I am going to open league since I can't even hit A rank reliably to stand a chance in graded.

>>533613635
Condor
Rudolf

anyone have that gif of transcend posting on 4chan

>>533613658
If it was supposed to be community driven they wouldnt limit it to three a day.
Imagine if you could only trade 3 pokemon a day, you wouldnt say thats community driven youd say thats artificial timegating to extend playtime

What does CM mean?

>>533613635
McQueen
Vodka

Idk...

>>533613552
It's just random bwo. idk which race it was but I think I was playing Teio and Opera O mogged everyone. Like 7 lengths in front of me while I was 3-5 lengths in front of 3rd. Next career same race Opera O ended outside of the top 3

help
why my condor goes from 3rd to outside 5th in dirt TT

I'm going to turn Matiknefukukitaru from a shrine priestess into an anal priestess

>>533613275
>never ever touch her ears or forehead
what happens if i do?

>>533613635
Rudolf
Air Groove

So when are we watching the anime?

>>533613635
Rice has big, soft and sensitive ears. She would probably be squirming when her onii chan molests her ears

So what's the trick to training a Long racer that do well both at 2500m and 3600m? I always cockblocked by the track distance rng in team trials.

My wife Daiwa is sleeping. Sweet dreams, chuuuu~

>>533613608
This fucking room filled in 10 seconds, here's another one
BRING THREE (3)
48206657

Wife detected.

>>533613870
>Long racer that do well both at 2500m and 3600m
You can't do well in 2 different distances

>>533613769
Chink Manko

>>533613873
>derby

>>533613769
Content Marketing

>>533613946
is that wrong? it's my 1st time hosting

>>533613167
She gave me permission to sniff so it's (probably) not sexual harassment!
>>533613224
My beautiful Yamato Nadeshiko would never....

I have 200 clovers, what do?

fucking christ tachyon you gotta stop drinking cafe's coffee
this is the third time this run

CM test room bring 3
ID: 85390173

DAIRY RAC--
MOONRIGHT SHO DE WA--

>>533613870
>1 uma with higher stamina
>2nd with higher speed
>3rd has both about the same
Its that easy

>>533613870
Honestly sounds like you should get acceleration skills for 2500m tracks..

>>533613873
Winner winner chicken dinner, these stats are very achievable, you've all got this

i reached the point where my runs don't improve unless i borrow strong guests

Game just forced my good career run to fail. My 760 sped 260 stam 540 pow 260 guts 420 wit pace chaser King Halo lost sprint two times in a row to some npc and in the last time to generic horse with 200 in all stats.

I fucking hate this game and japanese jews.

You really just have no control over anything in this "game".

>>533613590
Those ears look so soft

>>533613980
it's probably the same track so it's probably fine, but you can fully customize it

uuuohhhh trainer shirt scent erotic uuuuohhhh

>>533613873
>Don't want to debuff meme so I didn't bring the meme nature
>4th
>5th
>9th
Hm...

>>533613591
Can’t decide if I’d cum on her face or chest

CM trial 43914376
I'm probably gonna lose badly but just for fun

>>533613829
I bet she bites

>>533614042
holy shit my grass and evil started blocking people at the end that was criminal

Isn't this how every /fit/ comedy screencap starts out

>>533614058
JUPITER CUP DA-

>>533614153
Same dude. I feel like that gif.

>>533614262
Eishin wife...

>>533614153
you should have been building your own umas instead. I have 3 9* speed now trying to get other stats

>>533614208
Funny how some seething posts just sounds like a timeloop.
>Loses hard
>Implication that the game is "fixed"
>jews you just want me to buy more shit yadayada

>>533614153
so you are me two weeks ago
welcome to class 5 of team trials
you're here forever

Can you CM testers at least post the top 3 and stats? We're all trying to learn here.

>>533614323
Definitely a biter.

Can we discuss how Curren Chan is actually terrible and predatory by soliciting countless donations from lonely human men and women with a facade of cuteness and purity?

>>533614262
Why is she like this?
>>533614471
Cute

Remember when people said global would release with QoL features from JP?
Why did they lie?

>>533614509
its just rng with high stats

Winning ticket assassinated the Emperor. Long live the Emperor.

>>533614536
TOTAL
UNICORN
DEATH

>do super creek run
>2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 3rd, and so on
I fucking hate bad seed runs so much it's unreal

>>533614471
imagine there is a useless currency in the uma world that only trainers seem to be desperate to get

>>533614484
>game is "fixed"
It is. x3 stats horse can lose only if game "helps" her to lose.

>>533614130
>golshi with rudolph's skill
Pretty much what I'm going to build for the next week, this is the best build for a f2p.

Digitan is crazy

>>533614556
>he believed

>>533614471
Probably works after Kitasan drained everyone

>>533614592
this fucker won with <1000 speed, this is probably just one of those situations where an NPC wins URA

>>533614556
Those people were fools who didn't realize that Cygames' incompetence is only matched by their greed

>>533614624
Names starting with "Agnes" seems like a codename for mental illness.

One day we’ll be able to win the sauna ticket with Ai chan

>>533614297
damn everyone is bringing absolute monsters...

>>533614130
Please keep in mind that I didn't bring a debuffer so you only got half as nerfed as you normally would

>>533614580
She TRAPPED (money from) and BETRAYED her fans with that marriage announcement...

>>533614471
If it works, it works.

>>533614556
If you give it 30 seconds of thought, Cygames would rather not get attacked by CN, KR and JP audiences for showing favoritism to Global

>>533614696
>He thought stamina+guts maxing was a joke

>>533613829
She will make a cute sound you've never heard before.

>>533614732
God i cant wait for her to come out

Ronaldo or Messi?

>>533614738
CN and KR are managed by different companies

I like human women better

>>533614509
you are lucky i had the still open
1st -> 2nd -> 3rd

>>533614471
>>533614731
It would work on me because I am weak to german tits

kissing NTR forehead

>>533614732
Damn that's cute

>>533614536
This sultry minx better spook me soon

>smokescreen skill
>she doesn't braaaaaps a visible noxious cloud while racing
Japs are cowards

Average retired from racing broodmare

>>533614826
>right pic
How did that take bronze lmao

>>533614830
Same, tho she could just ask me for a date and more

>>533614826
>1st
Fair. I can understand why that won.
>2nd
>3rd
Low power issue. By the time they reach max speed, Maruzensky is already at the finish line. If you're going 1200-1200 at least grab acceleration skills, bros. PVP is acceleration game.

>>533614812
Hardly matters when they follow the exact same schedule and reward structure

Decide her fate
She's like 60% to 70% done with friendships right now, it's winning chakra atp no?

>>533614821
David...

>>533613635
everyone with ears long enough that they migh as well be donkeys like your rice shower/air groove/etc

>>533614958
>If you're going 1200-1200 at least grab acceleration skills,
Unfortunately I had no acceleration skills to get that run. Great stats overall but shit luck on skills

>>533614969
Do strength, pussy no balls

>>533614969
charm

What decks are you guys running with Goldshi?

>25/25 G1 wins, Undefeated
>1 power spark :)
I hate this shit

>>533613749
3 times a day is a healthy amount of playtime, you should go do something else after 3 careers

>>533614915
So sex?

>>533614826
acktually my oguri peak should of won just so you know, you just got lucky kid

More testing. CM room. Bring 3
ID: 82030637

>>533615058
It's not like I have much of a choice with 160 pulls in support cards.

>>533615035
>>533615047
This granny still got it

>>533614969
winning

>>533615013
I love donkey ears...

>>533615013
You tryna mock my daughter, Zenno Rob Roy with her longass ears, you punk?

>>533615104
There's just something tantalizing of pictures depicting Grass Wonder returning to her American roots

>>533614732
Really want her in global already...

>>533613852
As anyone done a stream before?

>>533614738
I won't speak on the other regions, but JP audiences would be retarded to sperg out about a version of the game that's behind by four years getting simple QoL features like getting to dump all of your bingo coins all at once instead of by tens.
But this is the internet we're talking about so I can see some nip shitting themselves about that exact thing

>>533614208
You should have listened to her mother. She tried to warn you

>>533615143
such is the life in debuff rooms

>>533614732
That's Mr. CB right? What's the lore behind her being depicted as part of a "Big 3" alongside Rudolf and Maruzensky as we saw in Cinderella Gray?

>enter exhentai
>over 400 pages of Duramente hentai
I take it.

Settimana Speciale
Suzuka Silenzio
Oguri Cappello
Barca D'Oro
Meraviglia D'Erba
Solco D'Aria
Cielo Seiun
Croce Di Tamamo
Bel Movimento
Doccia Di Riso
Biglietto Vincente
Super Torrente
Meravigliosa Domenica
Bella Natura
Aureola Del Re
Un Pollice D'Amore

>>533615204
She's Japanese tho.

>>533613635
I don't think anyone besides Vodka has something like this in their profile (at least for now), so her.

>>533615297
She was the first triple crown

So this deck gave me the best TT Oguri apparently, but on my Maruzensky I barely got power to 600. What should I change out on Maru since I'm just using this to farm sparks since I'm not building an Ace at this time?

Bros why does she look so motherly...

>>533614738
I think 0 people would care about global players getting 15 daily borrows like everyone else. Somehing like Auto-careers might be too much, but better sorting methods and gacha rates matching JP would not be

>>533615141
Date-> marriage in black forest -> baby making sex -> happi family life

>>533615372
Wtf is that deck? That's a CM parent deck not an Ace deck

>>533615323
Get off the internet Grass Wonder

>>533615416
Cause I put a baby in her

>>533615372
It's almost like Maru and Oguri cap have different stat affinities or something

>>533615193
Cute donke

What's stopping a Front Runner with max stamina and at least 2 gold recovery skills from just spurting all the way and leaving everyone at least 13 lengths behind?

>>533615151
Results
1st -> 2nd -> 3rd

>>533615416
Because that's my wife.
And they all dress like young mums

>>533615452
>...since I'm just using this to farm sparks since I'm not building an Ace at this time?
Correct, I think. I'm just trying to get Maru to have a 3* Blue Spark in something so I can use her skill on other umas.

>>533615372
Brother did you just pick a CM parent deck to make a TT runner?

>>533615556
not enough power/acceleration skills to actually have a meaningful spurt

>>533615556
The lack of the great nigger strategy
Also they have the lowest target speed modifier

>>533615571
This Maruzensky keeps winning, you guys suck

>>533615556
>redshifts/shooting for victory your ass
nothing personal frontcuck, maybe you'll win a few rounds when seiun sky drops.

Bros...I can't take it anymore. I need a gf NOW. And I need her dressed up as Teio!

>>533615482
>stat affinities
Wait, is that actually a thing?

>>533615551
I want Teio to sexually assault me

>>533615571
>max one stat
>three other stats at at least 700
how?

>>533615610
that maru lost to the gold ship and rudolf in another run though?

Teio is a stupid kid that doesn't know anything about love

>Desperate
>Teio fag
Yeah that fits

>>533615720
Go to bed top gun

>>533615143
woah, what site is that?

>vodka fails 2 13% in a row
GO TO BED YOU ARE DRUNK

>>533615687
Yes

>>533615610
You beat her if you're so tough

>>533615720
I am torena, it is my job to teach her

>>533615720
Don't worry Mayano, I'll be sure to teach her as her trainer

>>533615829
who

>>533615429
But you aren’t doing 15 runs per day

>senior year
>Super Creek event line still hasn't started

>>533615715
i think i got late start on that one which fucked me up

>>533615704
it's honestly just rng luck bwo... sometimes your supports cooperate and do like 30% more rainbows than usual

>>533615704
Luck and MONEY

>>533615789
umalator-global

loli kitasan drained my carrot balls

>>533615841
Please don't mess with her anus

>>533615841
>>533615854

>>533615297
What the other anon said, Maruzensky is actually the odd one out since she raced even earlier than Rudolf, she was already retired by the time Rudolf started her career and they never raced each other. The Rudolf era Big 3 is actually Rudolf, Mr. C.B. and Katsuragi Ace.

>>533615556
>max stamina
I think your uma would have to be a supersoldier to run, say 2500m, without ever slowing down.

Teio is too pure to commit such a heinous act as rape

>none of them falls
>5
>only a few
Wth is this scam?

>>533615871
>get to arima kinen senior year
>get super creep first event

>>533615594
I guess accidentally. I just saw a video talkimg about how that deck is used by someone for making parents and tried it Oguri. That was the result.

>>533615482
I know, but I meant "What card from this list should I replace for something else?". I was thinking maybe getting rid of Tachyon for Amazon for example since Maru needs the power for Sprint stuff and Mile stuff.

>>533615856
please tell me I'm wrong El Condor Pasa

nice nature's career stands out to me due to the optional 5 race grinder

>>533615928
Teio LOVE!

>>533615871
Sometimes if you're bricked, you're bricket

>>533615571
reminder to pump your Wit game bros

I'M GOING TO STICK THINGS IN TEIO. BAD THINGS.

>>533615881
late start but maru got into a good position again after 2 seconds, not like she blocked or anything
its mainly about whether debuffs land, 2nd race she was too ahead of all of the debuffers

>>533615949
A twig like Teio can punch a a 400lbs sandbag and send it flying, they ARE supersoldiers

>>533615704
Swiping anon, at no other point in the game will swiping give you such an advantage because later on you’ll maybe get whatever new mlb card while everyone else is using the previous slightly worse card at mlb
But now? You can easily eclipse the power that others have

>>533615973
Bro is just asking for it

>>533616003
my condolences

>>533616003
Gringo... You're loco for even trying that...

Row Row Fight the Powah

So are there any support cards upcoming that are close to kitasans level?

>>533616206
>>533616138

>>533616219
Super Creek

what club do i join if i've only been playing for 3 days

>>533615594
Well don't. parent decks are sparks oriented, you won't get good stats with them

why do most trainees these days keep falling for their trainers?

>>533616281
CUMA

Welp, sparks turned out decent but not amazing.
Anyone interested?

>>533616163
That true fatass is my wife and the fiend of every all you can eat buffet in the country

>>533616206
Damn, who is that cutie?

>>533615938
>>533615297

>>533616340
Umamusume A

Post your favorite (Global) Song
https://youtu.be/XftF7gA2068?list=RDXftF7gA2068

>>533616329
6 blue with 7 URA and 5 turf isn't bad

>>533614840
Marrying NTR!

>>533616447
no
https://youtu.be/oVUXGnhzPws?t=65

Just maxed out the story McQueen card, is the Rice Shower story card worth using crowns on?

I'm gonna minmax open league with my 2 skill umas instead
It's nothing personnel casualbros

>>533615989
Well are you making a parent or are you making a runner, figure that out first
cards like ines, suzuka etc are for white spark farming

>>533616365
Luv me boomers

My best King Halo

>>533613590
Dia has some pretty fucking big ears... Makes me wanna pet them even more

CM Test room. Bring 3
ID: 31592047
last one for me

>just wait a couple years haha
Damn.

>>533616274
Let that be a lessson to study the skills and viable tactics of your trainees first, before you commit to such a task

>>533616447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iddnmiV37Bc

>>533616447
I wish they had the full ver on the jukebox
https://youtu.be/9DvHWyojJiA

>>533616449
Yeah its not too shabby. What i was really focused though was on red shift. Its probably gonna be a sprinter mommie.

>>533616493
I really like when NPCs have their moments

Crown is better.

>>533616219
The next true kita level card of being much better than everything else in its category as well as being a generalist card you’ll never take out of your decks is about 4 years away

>>533616607
ARMPIT SEX WITH SATONO CROWN

>>533616305
>working together to achieve her goals for 3 years
>emotional support
>relieving her during estrus
It's only natural

>>533616603
jungle bucket bros...

>>533616365
>>533616531
The boomer generation is pretty stacked

>>533614471
this would work
have you seen the desperate fuckers around here begging for 50 carats as an apology for the server lagging?

>>533616607
Jeffrey Crown...

>>533616550
Wtf that’s my wife!

>>533616542
Partial Ogureddit victory

>>533616542
nyoo, its not fair stop bullying my oguri...

>>533616729
Your wife looks like a BOY

If a club was made like July 30-31, does it get rewards in September 1st or it takes longer?

uh wtf? did I just use all my luck on a stupid bingo card?

>>533616535
Deck?

Yaeno Muteki and Bamboo Memory look too much like each other and have similar vibes, them being also in the same generation just makes it extra confusing

>>533616756
I’m starting to notice that as a common trend in my uma wives, also
>huge chest on her left outfit
>flat as hell on the right
Was she stuffing her bra?

>>533616745
We got silver and bronze bwo

How do I animate this with AI?

>>533616625
Are there any other okay cards to have. I dont wanna spark on SC, since I am saving for Eishin now.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK RUDOLF????????

Finally got my first 9 horse and it's full 9 power
There's a URA 2* at the bottom that's cut off, good enough for now

why no one post kekqueen

>>533616921
nah I ain't upset, I know its all rng and who has more debuffs stacked on them. I have a backup oguri that isn't as retarded but going off the calculator it says this ones better so its upsetting seeing this one job everytime.

>>533616542
Holyshit that was close, Maru swooped into the front at the last second

good runs lads

>>533616914
The reverse Pokke.

>>533617007
The Stakes? Hopeless.

>>533616527
I'm making a parent. I was reading over the global reference guide and it mentioned making parents with 2*s first and then work on making parents for 3*s with double circle affinity in mind. So I'm working on a new Air Groove since I only did her once and think she will make a good parent.

>>533613076
cesario is special week's daughter, so yeah

>>533616794
>"menu" tab > help & glossary > home > club
>

>>533617007
She didn't just get boxed but also stamped and mailed out

>>533617007
such is the nature of "hope"ful stakes

>>533617007
Clearly your trainee doesn't know enough skills, anon.

>>533617035
gg

>>533617007
when you are boxedTM you are boxedTM

>I'm watching my favorite umas race from the crowd stand
>suddenly an unholy blue light envelops her
>suddenly the words VELOCITY UP appears on top of her head
>she runs faster than ever
>nobody notices or cares
WHAT THE FUCK BROS

>>533617007
This is why you only do Frontrunner against npc horses
you get blocked you fucking die

>>533617042
God she’s so flat

>>533616681
Hope we get Miho Shinzan down the line as well, grew attached to that horse after binging his races, namu and some blogs.
It seems like they've mostly been doing post-2000 horses this year on jp.

>>533617007
Perhaps this is a symbol of bad things...

>>533617035
God run on the Marzensky there, what was her deck?

>>533617143
WE GOT ANOTHER ONE, TAZUNAAAAA

>>533617007
Trainer, I hope you won't get your hopes down.

what should I build for CM and how do I build them? it's hard to find anything useful about it and how to make good pvp umas

>>533617160
Was the Creek really necessary if you didn't take swinging maestro anyways?

>>533617290
>your uma tries to move up
>shitter up front slows down and pushes her back down
is there a more infuriating moment

>>533617207
i'm not a fan of her design tho

>4 mood downs
>3 sub 10% failures
>Boxed in 3 races
You know what fuck you

>>533617231
Her entire schtick is just being a Carlos expy

>>533616567
gonna cope and go ass wonder instead

>>533617374
What's worse is when your pace passes front mid race and deliberately slows down and gets boxed

>>533616729
Two (2) different unas my friend! Honest mistake.

>>533617369
The thing is the creek was there because it was just a spark run but the first year was so good that I went and did my best

So when doing a parent run for CM are you just grabbing as many hints and G1s as possible while still winning the career?

Is Unrestrained a must have for CM front runners

>>533617386
me on the left

>>533617160
>no power cards
>max power
I swear it feels like I'm missing something during training.
I'll take mlb kita, flash, narita, event spe, cafe and a borrowed creek, and I can only get 1 stat to cap, sometimes.
I focus on friendships 1st year, while also hitting minimum stat values to let me win all optional g1 races. Is that were I'm going wrong? That I'm doing like 18 races when I could just do the bare minimum and train?
What does Sunday do for you other than be marvelous?

>>533617467
That’s the same horse… powerless without the hat…

>>533617521
looking good bwo

>>533617349
You will have to endure the voice but its pretty much all the info you want to get the hang of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCFeCI8ZJ1I&t=81s

you could just.. not run on the hopeful stakes

>>533617592
I only listen to Rednu, I'm sitting at 54k carats ready for Kita rerun

>>533617553
If you have 18* power inheritance you might be able to max out power just spamming speed training.

>>533617386
Different horses
https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EB%AF%B8%ED%98%B8%20%EC%8B%A0%EC%9E%94
The Cind Gray (?) horse is the OG Shinzan from like the 60s
https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%8B%A0%EC%9E%94

Miho Shinzan raced in the 80s

>>533617625
and remain HOPELESS???

If I learn the skill that says medium, does it it still activate on other track distances?

>>533617636
oh oops

>>533617671
no

I told Mayano to go to bed and she actually did it the absolute madhorse

>>533617592
Thanks a lot

>>533617553
honestly I'm also surprised I capped power on that run btw I was using 12* pwr sparks 3* spd 3* stam and my summer was just filled with some good pwr trainings. Sunday was just there because is a nice reliable wit card with mood up and energy in this case

>>533617671
only works on medium tracks

aaaaaii helpp the horses are draining the hope out of my ballllssssss

>My best Stamina card is Welfare McQueen
sigh

>>533617714
Got it thanks.

Ticket is a big cutie.

We fuckin, yo

>fail 3 10% in a row
maybe i shouldve just taken a rest

>>533617769
same here bwo

>>533617625
My umas must run and win every single G1 possible, otherwise their dreams won’t be fulfilled, an I failed as a trainer.

>>533617718
I am beginning to ponder if Mayano Top Gun is even capable of consent

>>533617347
Possible to check her inspirations also? Even just the blue sparks

>>533617849
For me, it's when the infirmary doesnt fix the injury so you waste 3 turns.

>>533617627
Got 12*, but I've been working on a 9* power parent.
Not there yet.
>>533617757
Oh yeah, considering you're supposed to hit wit to safely skip a turn, maybe running a wit card wouldn't be a bad idea. I need to look at my mlb wit SRs and considering bringing one of them along.

Getting 30 wins is so fucking stupid. Just like Oguri Cap, I'm constantly farming shitty low grade and ungraded races to pad my record

does mambo still have any spots open?
478061093373 is my id

>>533617625
>not running every G1 that matches your trainee's aptitude
Gold Ship, use this guy's body like a raft

>>533617769
Huh? You don't have SR Manhattan Cafe? Mayaono Top Gun?

>>533618016
At 1LB and 2LB, but 2LB KaChow is still better

>>533612883
Don't open.

Are we getting free pulls during Goldshi week?

>>533617290
I know an Oguri when I see one.

>10th day of failing to get a blue 3* for vodka
Fuck this shit, i'll just farm Queen Elizabeth II sash for daiwa.

>>533618104
>free
aniki…

>>533617974
It's easier to do it with Bakushin since she can just spam speed and sprints and nothing else

>>533612883
counterattack!

Is this horse strong enough for CM(childmaking)?

>>533617974
Are you using any special deck with extra bonuses to race ?
I'm thinking about grinding these achievements now that the event is done.

>Can't tell if I've hit the limit of what my cards can do, the limit of what my skill/game knowledge can do or the limit of my luck can achieve when it comes to making good umas
Anyone else feel the same?

>>533618194
That's actually a TM Opera getting divebombed by a Suzuka in an /uma/ pvp race

>best way to get end closer debuffs is with Air Groove
>guts card
Goddamn it

>>533618373
just keep learning lmao

>>533617952
3* Power
15* Stam
Medium (for A aptitude)
the grey's are just below average, nothing outstanding

>>533618373
>>533618223
Call of Natie: Uma Warfare

>>533618421
your hishi amazon?

>>533617625
It gives a stamina race spark if you're lucky and it's one of the high fan count races early, there's no reason not to run it if you have the aptitude

>>533618373
If you're farming umas then you get them to 600 speed/stam/power, you don't even need to win URA. But your cards and parents should be good enough that you dont really need to worry about winning URA. Just grinding.

>>533618442
Good to know, I don't have stamina sparks myself so I'll have to try and make do with what I have

>>533618292
Bakushin with 4 speed (kitasan, nishino, suzuka and tosho), 1 stamina (diamond) and ssr tazuna worked on my first attempt.

>there's no clear recording of Teio's nishishi anywhere
Fine, I'll do it myself

Turbo sprint or beeline burst for sprinters?

imagine wasting 7500 monies per day on rentals so you can make three useless 1* guts whores

>>533617007
hopefully you didn't stake it all on the Hopeful Stakes trainer

This is fucking hopeless
The debuff hints just aren't showing up enough

>>533618225
>his horse made all the way to the debut
>got to perform a song AND gain renown amongst the cream of the crop

whales in this game are insane man

>>533618641
beeline is garbage

I'm about to buy like 20 Tachyon x Male Trainer doujins.

What should I do with this Air Groove? I feel like I have the ingredients to just make her a debuffer. She isn't suppose to replace anyone on TT since I am spark farming as mentioned >>533617048, but I have over 800 points to mess with.

>>533618667
Imagine wasting tens of hours of your life with the same fucking result.
t. 100 runs with 0 3* sparks

Why is there so much art of this hors overpowering their trainer
It isn't a lot, but it's notably above the curve.
Is that what she's for?

Races give whole numbers increase in stats so that means there are some important breakpoints for race bonus. Has anyone calculated that?

>>533617974
bwo Oguri Cap (cap as in 4chan) made loads of money racing, if she was actually just farming shitters she wouldn't have made that much money

>Curren Chan calls (You) oniichan because her IRL brother horse died suddenly
What did Cygames mean by this?

*sits on you*

>>533618698
what deck you running

>>533618718
pathetically based

>>533618863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-vKZ-teKbA
Exactly the same

>>533618718
If you upload them I'll help fund translations

>>533617625
But the white sparks!
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list

>>533618787
You dare challenge the champion?!

>>533618857
*gets a huge boner*

>>533618928
time to for some rng hell then, no other way around it

Here's me hoping my sub-1000 Speed King Halo can destroy Legend Bakushin consistently...

I need 65 more taiki star pieces to unlock her can I get enough?

>>533618790
This is my current selection of skills.

Who is your favorite trainer?

>>533619093
Tail Held High is a waste if all you have is late-race debuffs.

>double circle affinity
>8stars worth of medium spark
>medium never goes up
hate

>>533619097
>Bourbon trainer face doesn't change
heh

imagine being ayabe

I love these hags titties like you wouldn't believe

>>533618798
she can deadlift 200lb. You gettin raped whether you like it or not

>>533618798
>Hello, 911? There's a Teio in my house.
>Yes, I locked myself in my ro-
>SHE BROKE DOWN THE DOOR ARGGHHH
>beep

>>533619181
I was thinking of adding it so she can keep up with the other umas and curse them. Would that not work?

One thing I really don't like about spark farming is how you get stuck playing umas that are not your favorite for hours and days if you want to build your favorite.

>>533618857
I don't think those are a good attire for racing ms Flash

Attention
I had sex with vodka
This brings my harem to scarlet and vodka
Thank you for reading.

>>533619097
canpus's trainer is literally me
and I will make the win all the G1s even if I died glued to the screen

>need to 3* a bunch of horses so their unique can get passed on
>no carats since everything went to kitasan
>no banner that is good to roll on

literally impossible
horseshit

Kinda silly how plain Winning Ticket looks against her rivals

I've never rolled on an uma banner, so my roster is limited. I still don't have ACE, but I'll probably bring Oguri or Golshi. What do you think about using these two for 2nd and 3rd?

>>533619236
Rice Shower's ass isn't THAT good

Grass Wonder?!?

>>533619097
Team Canopus' trainer is based

CM Test Room, Bring 3/Three/Tres
ID: 47499804
Now that Marugod is gone, maybe we can see some new winners.

Not to shabby for a sprinter?

>mcqueen crossing to the inner side is considered ilegal and she gets placed last
excuse me? since when?

>>533619401
Nature looks very good
Agnes needs way way more power to get tot he front
She will have a hard time passing people

>>533619401
what cards did you use for nature?

>>533619097
youre missing dia-chans maid trainer

Trainer give me your strongest pun!

>>533619260
Because you need to activate 3 skills mid race, but your debuffs are late race

Seeing 3 star umas in the generic stage outfit instead of their signature racing outfit makes me uncomfortable.

>>533619419
we've got room for one more

>>533618796
Are you me?

NOOOO I GOT BOXED AND FAILED MY 2ND J CUP WHY ASS WONDER WHY

>>533619097
Honestly, they do a pretty good job of depicting a good relationship of all of the Torenas and their Umas

SpicaBro had like 3 seasons worth of him going the mile for Team Spica but I think Kitahara hit more in the feels since he and Oguri had humble beginnings together starting in their small town.

>>533619260
It only works with skills that activate in the mid-race. You need 3, and out of them only speed eater activates in the mid-race. In this situation, Tail Held High is a waste of skill points.

>>533619568
I see. Well she got 1 Wit so she goes to the glue factory...

>>533619593
I'll play the role of the retard that doesn't know what he's doing

>>533619538
sex with the moom

>>533619403
oh rry?

>>533619407
A true american

>>533619538
>vtumor
cringe

>>533619514
Ah shit, I thought this agnes was good enough after getting lucky with these stats after ten or more runs. Thanks.
>>533619519
picrel

>>533619419
>got fucked
erm...

is it ever recommended to drop a borrowed MLB creek support when you get guaranteed BoFA at potential 3 as mayano?
i need better speed cards

>>533619895
no because BoFA fucking sucks

>>533619419
>late start
AIIIEEEE

>11 pace chasers
>late start
it's over

>>533619859
huhhhhh who did you get all those red skills from..

>>533619571
I feel the other way around about Urara's 3* outfit being more fetishistic than the stage one. I think she's among the few umas who show more skin as 3* vs 1*/2*.

>>533614509
same format as >>533614826
1st -> 2nd -> 3rd

>>533619097
Yakuza aniki

>>533620013
R rudolf, marvelous and agnes

>>533620013
The R Rudolf. He probably got real lucky with all the hints.

I'm late to the race aieeee

I can't tell if I'm building my pvp horses right... this is a perfectly viable pvp Special Week right? good stamina, manageable speed, lots of skills that proc multiple times.

grass wonder being such a ken-sama is so cringe

>>533619797
>instantly recognizes a graduated vtuber
>plays an anime girl game
K ys

>>533619950
>t. big maestro company

>>533620153
Team Trials isn't PVP, and that isn't enough stam to survive debuffers in CM

>>533614509
just build this

>>533620158
I feel physically in pain whenever I run her. Everything about the way she acts feels gigafake.

WHY DO YOU NEVER HAVE ENOUGH SPEED
YOU HAVE FOUR SPEED CARDS

>name an uma that you will give it your all to train her into the best racer in the entire world.
>name an una you would impregnation and ruin her body, swapping her dreams of being a top national level racer into being a stay at home mother.

How often do you guys throw in a Wit card into your decks. Just MLB'd Daiwa's card and I'm wondering if it's better than just going 3/3 Speed/Stam (with borrowed Creek) since my Stam cards are kind ass

>>533620153
>good stamina
PvP horses are dying on the racetrack at 750 stam on Medium races
You need 900+ to get tot he finish line

if you mean Team Trials then you only care about score, not winning, you just do umas with high wit and a lot of activable skills so you inflate the score even if you lose

>>533619097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaO2p0lL4s
this one

>>533620158
Thats why El is so based, she bullies her weeabo ass by accident.

>>533620345
This guy has 700 stam >>533620063
and won

>>533620158
>>533620321
You just don't appreciate real culture

>>533619070
Just had a run with 6 debuffs before the first Arima Kinen but she kept jobbing races and didn't have 25k fans. First time that happened
Yeah I think I'm gonna kill myself now

>look up Curren Chan
>she's 18 years old and still doing fine
Day saved.

>>533619294
Big G will now treat your head like a fence

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Guys???
I think I'm in love

>>533620391
He has 2 gold recovery skill and a double circle green skill (60 stamina), a gold recovery skill is about 200 stamina worth

I just finished my first (successful) Mayano Top Gun career and I'm surprised at how cool a character she turned out to be. She doesn't have the normal crisis of confidence; she never falls short in any major way; she actually enjoys being beaten by a rival. And the major conflict in her story (of any significance) is that she wants to help someone else love racing as much as she does.

I didn't expect anything good from the annoying childlike character, and as a rare non-pedophile I wasn't horny for her either, but she's one of the more charming characters in this game and now I am a fan of her.

>>533620391
that guy has 2 gold skills

>>533620391
760
and he has 2 gold

>>533618230
@grok context on this webm?

>>533620431
you will never be japanese

>>533620342
Wit cards are luxury right now if you can achieve your goals
I’m trying 3 speed/2 stam/1 wit and it needs a bit of luck to get up to max speed

>>533620501
Isn't this the girl that got bred by all of Hong Kong?

>>533620342
You throw a WIT card, when you already have a good MLB cards and can cap stats with no issues. Shitty stam cards means you rarely can afford hitting any training other than spd and stam for long umas.

>>533620501
is her skills any good? i kind of want her

>>533620513
Here, for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU

>>533620513
It was funny how Hishi Amazon used her as a proxy in her war with Narita Brian, she's a cute brat but not the annoying kind, has a great racing outfit as well.

Urara Legend race when?

>>533620747
You dare challenge a god?!?!

HARU URARA
GANBARIMASUUU

bwos...

i really want brian but i also need better cards and really want super creek I only have like 100 pulls saved up

Mejiro Ryan getting a better cut would be the equivalent of a hydrogen bomb.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

T.M Opera O lost a bet!
Now she has to do her best footjob!

Best parents for Rice Shower?

>>533621076
ME

>>533620321
>about the way she acts feels gigafake
Honestly the vibes I feel from her too, she seems like a landmine.

>>533621031
Damn how for (you) is this uma?

>>533620957
She will spook you later when you pull for someone else

made it run in the background so I can play something else
>muh bans
good luck detecting me through a android emulator

>>533620791
Why does Yukino want to be a weak city slicker anyways?

Bretty good desu, shame it was a Wit spark

oh this is going to be TEEEERRIBLE

>>533621123
isn't she high on ""that"" tier list

>>533621235
To have an AC?

>>533620342
i use daiwa all the time. She gets rainbows fast

Almost 1k speed already is crazy. Weird shit happens when appearance rate buffs actually work.

>>533619494
McQueen started from the outside and swerved to the inside almost immediately, obstructing the path of other horses and almost causing an accident.
https://youtu.be/9nSWRKo85dE?feature=shared&t=56

bros i dont have a single speed card mlb
do i even bother pulling horses until i get some good speed cards?
i feel like i am completely stuck at A rank until i fix this shit

>>533621235
I'm just guessing but she probably feels insecure about being perceived as an uncouth country hick

>>533621213
>Philippine Standard Time
LMAO

>>533621213
>microsoft edge
>VS Code

>>533619546
I have a pun for you right here, just close your eyes and open wide first.

>>533621494
>>533621213
lmao

>>533621547
it's a SEAmonkey, please understand

>>533620957
me too, but im saving for brian anyway cuz im deeply unlucky and while i do enjoy the gameplay, card pulling is insanely depressing and will make me quit - so BRIAN!

>>533621494
disgusting fucking seamonkeys DIE DIE DIE

stop risking 20% fail bwos
it's just 4 unleveled supports bwos

>>533621401
>a rank speed in classic year
ok are you fucks hiding some secret?
i know its not your fucking decks, you probably have some roided parents that do this shit

>>533621213
Why is it always the pagpag?

>>533621213
youre getting banned guaranteed - emu don't mean shit

>>533621494
ur no whiter than I am

kuyashii des...

>>533621326
...?
A (you)bait tier list or something? I remember a few getting posted every so often in other gacha generals.

>>533621213
Sending this clip to cygames support. Enjoy while you can brownoid

VICTORY :D
noooo...... D:

>>533621651
I'd risk a 20% chance of prison for raping Teio I will risk a 20% chance of failing some meme training.

>>533621213
how did a single peenoise outsmart the entirety of the internet?!?

>>533621694
literally everyone hates you little brown jungle rats
any way you could fuck off and never come back

>>533621694
I'm most certainly am but you're alright anon, I much prefer euro hours to the American ones, thread starts sucking ass late after noon/early night Berlin time so keep being you

So I managed to get a second 3* Dirt Spark, so now Urara and Condor both have it. Is this any useful or just a "neat" thing given the sparks and all that?

>>533621213
>RDP
Why not Moonlight/Sunshine combo?

>>533621213
Aloha my SEAgga

26636354
CM test

I'm a fucking idiot, I don't understand the parent system. Once it starts getting into the second tier of parents I may as well be a retard playing with shape toys.

>>533621909
You can combine them so you can get a 6* dirt parent, Maruzensky could use it since she starts at D

>>533621661
No, it's actually just having mlb Kitasan and mlb SRs so you can borrow another mlb SSR. That's not counting the paypigs with mlb Creek or FM.

I am Hope.

I'M CUMMING TO DURANDAL'S ASS

>>533620431
Gomenasai, my name is Gurasu-Sama.

I'm a Kurige-Umamusume (chestnut horse girl for you gaijins). I practice Seiza and Ikebana and O-cha-noyu on my Tatami mat, and spend my days perfecting my art and racing on racetracks based on superior Japanese racecourses. (Arima Kinen, Keio Hai, Takarazuka Kinen)

I train with my Naginata every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Naginatajutsu license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Fuchu dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend the prestigious Toresen Gakuen to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a professional Umamusume racer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>533621909
Make Maru into a splendid dirt uma!

>>533621910
https://github.com/stascorp/rdpwrap
so i can run it on the same machine

>>533621909
>C+ haru...
torena-san i don't feel so good

>>533621651
If you never gamble in life and always stay in the safe path, you will always be behind those who are brave enough to take risks and persevere against failure

>golden generation
>half of them weren't even allowed in the Nippon Derby because they weren't nipponese
No wonder CyGames had no choice but to pick the most vanilla uma as the mascot.

Acceleration game.

>>533621946
half the aces died kek

>>533622135
What about her?

>>533621956
>Most important stat
URA Finale ***

>Most important second stat
The blue ones you want up to ***

>The niche third stats
Long ***
Turf ***
for Haru

Everything else is not worth focusing on. Just breed the bigger number with the bigger number.