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I will kill you one of these days Maruzensky...
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Posting this again since I got no response from last thread. Are there any other support cards that are usable outside of ones in my current deck? I've been running the same deck (+mlb kitasan) for every umas no matter their running styles so I wanted to change things up.
Is that just me, or Winning Ticket's hands are absurdly large
I need taiki shuttle when's the next 3* selector
I kinda wanna just not debuff spam and see if I can brute force a win anyway. Anyone got an evil nature room up so I can test this?
>>533612807t. Kusa wonder
>>533612856Cafe and Daiwa are good
>>533612870you know what they say about people with big hands
I want to roll for the highest-quality prostitute but I also want Christmas Kaibutsu.
what do (don't mention sea animals)
>>533612772>8* stam btw983935082603
>>533612807But that's not a pic of Grass Wonder?
>>533612968>highest-quality prostituteC'mon, Dober pussy isn't THAT good
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>533612807Cesario looks like Special Week player 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI
Uma?
So how does score work, exactly? Thought I might as well start actively aiming to get A+ umas, even if it's not optimal racing-wise. For the carats and shit.
CM Test Room, Bring 3
ID: 96650143
if you bring 750 stamina you will likely die
Kitasan Black, I hate you.
>>533613056You obviously canโt afford it
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Why did this fraud get MVP when Goldshi won the race and she placed 2nd? How is this blatant favouritism allowed...
*RAPES THIS ENTIRE THREAD*
>>533613063Why are you sexually harassing your trainees?
>>533612965I've been using daiwa as a replacement when running neicha. Is 0lb cafe even usable?
>>533613105My Daiwa is a work in progress please understand
Tracen has fallen...billions of umas must be divorced!
>>533612856From the OP.
https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/global
>>533613105damn these fill up in less than a minute
>>533612968>Emukasa New YearThey know what they are doing
>>533613150Is it rape if we're both screaming?
>>533613063Grass Wonder will scalp you
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>>533612968roll here i guess
Are trainers allowed to pet their Umamusume's ears? Is it considered assault?
I really want to sit down with Agnes Tachyon and play with her ears. They look soft.
>>533613105I'm getting closer and closer Maruzensky...
How many runs do you think it'll take me to get a 3* spark
>failed a 2% right before the triple crown
FUCKING PRACTICE POOR
>>533612717 (OP)I like that song https://youtu.be/MMnvp_O7zSA?si=24iXiRwnyvnad1uF
>>533613238How many pulls will we get until that?
so is there anyone here who is actually doing a minmaxxed B rank team for the open league or have I been mislead again
CM practice rooms fill so fast I've favorited my CM umas even though that's normally reserved for my 3* sparks...
>>533613324It's pretty cute.
>>533613370bout tree fiddy
>>533613275If the trainee gives permission then it's fine
>>533613275She would allow it as a part of an experiment or something
>>533613275That's sexual harassment
>>533613395>minmaxxed>B rankaniki...
>second place with first place beating you by a large margin but you beat third by a large margin
i hate this because it feels like 1st is gated behind extremely good stats, you can't just be good enough you have to be way stronger
Getting 2* stam or power feels worse than 1* guts desu. At least with guts I know it was bricked from the start.
>>533613275Yes, it is encouraged
>H-haha guys can we drop the evil natures let's just have a nice normal race
There is no "racing normally" in CM. You either win or you lose.
CM test room, bring 3
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>>533613283I have 164 completed careers
only got two useful 2*s
it's RNG
>>533613514on jp there is a meta for getting the most powerful B ranks you possibly can to bully new players/casuals
>>533613514He's not wrong though? Preparing perfect uma for B CM is more autistic minmaxing than regular.
>>533613275>>533613443>>533613475>>533613483>>533613590WHICH UMA HAS THE SOFTEST EARS
WHICH UMA HAS THE CUTEST REACTION TO THEIR EARS BEING MOLESTED
>>533613026because you aren't supposed to get like a bazillion horses with 3 stars, the intended way was for players to just run careers over and over and get what they get, the lucky ones they should parade their top umas around like it was a real horse auction
it was supposed to be community driven and encourage support trading genes instead of everyone trying to autistically be self suficient
>>533613419I get the joke, but i actually thought that it'd somewhere in that range.
>>53361355170k? holy shit, seems great
>>533613395Dunno about minmaxxing but I am going to open league since I can't even hit A rank reliably to stand a chance in graded.
anyone have that gif of transcend posting on 4chan
>>533613658If it was supposed to be community driven they wouldnt limit it to three a day.
Imagine if you could only trade 3 pokemon a day, you wouldnt say thats community driven youd say thats artificial timegating to extend playtime
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Idk...
>>533613552It's just random bwo. idk which race it was but I think I was playing Teio and Opera O mogged everyone. Like 7 lengths in front of me while I was 3-5 lengths in front of 3rd. Next career same race Opera O ended outside of the top 3
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help
why my condor goes from 3rd to outside 5th in dirt TT
I'm going to turn Matiknefukukitaru from a shrine priestess into an anal priestess
>>533613275>never ever touch her ears or foreheadwhat happens if i do?
>>533613635Rudolf
Air Groove
So when are we watching the anime?
>>533613635Rice has big, soft and sensitive ears. She would probably be squirming when her onii chan molests her ears
So what's the trick to training a Long racer that do well both at 2500m and 3600m? I always cockblocked by the track distance rng in team trials.
My wife Daiwa is sleeping. Sweet dreams, chuuuu~
>>533613608This fucking room filled in 10 seconds, here's another one
BRING THREE (3)
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>>533613870>Long racer that do well both at 2500m and 3600mYou can't do well in 2 different distances
>>533613769Content Marketing
>>533613946is that wrong? it's my 1st time hosting
>>533613167She gave me permission to sniff so it's (probably) not sexual harassment!
>>533613224My beautiful Yamato Nadeshiko would never....
I have 200 clovers, what do?
fucking christ tachyon you gotta stop drinking cafe's coffee
this is the third time this run
CM test room bring 3
ID: 85390173
DAIRY RAC--
MOONRIGHT SHO DE WA--
>>533613870>1 uma with higher stamina>2nd with higher speed>3rd has both about the sameIts that easy
>>533613870Honestly sounds like you should get acceleration skills for 2500m tracks..
>>533613873Winner winner chicken dinner, these stats are very achievable, you've all got this
i reached the point where my runs don't improve unless i borrow strong guests
Game just forced my good career run to fail. My 760 sped 260 stam 540 pow 260 guts 420 wit pace chaser King Halo lost sprint two times in a row to some npc and in the last time to generic horse with 200 in all stats.
I fucking hate this game and japanese jews.
You really just have no control over anything in this "game".
>>533613590Those ears look so soft
>>533613980it's probably the same track so it's probably fine, but you can fully customize it
uuuohhhh trainer shirt scent erotic uuuuohhhh
>>533613873>Don't want to debuff meme so I didn't bring the meme nature>4th>5th>9thHm...
>>533613591Canโt decide if Iโd cum on her face or chest
CM trial 43914376
I'm probably gonna lose badly but just for fun
>>533613829I bet she bites
>>533614042holy shit my grass and evil started blocking people at the end that was criminal
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Isn't this how every /fit/ comedy screencap starts out
>>533614058JUPITER CUP DA-
>>533614153Same dude. I feel like that gif.
>>533614262Eishin wife...
>this is the best your german honse can do
>>533614153you should have been building your own umas instead. I have 3 9* speed now trying to get other stats
>>533614208Funny how some seething posts just sounds like a timeloop.
>Loses hard>Implication that the game is "fixed">jews you just want me to buy more shit yadayada
>>533614153so you are me two weeks ago
welcome to class 5 of team trials
you're here forever
Can you CM testers at least post the top 3 and stats? We're all trying to learn here.
>>533614323Definitely a biter.
Can we discuss how Curren Chan is actually terrible and predatory by soliciting countless donations from lonely human men and women with a facade of cuteness and purity?
>>533614262Why is she like this?
>>533614471Cute
Remember when people said global would release with QoL features from JP?
Why did they lie?
>>533614509its just rng with high stats
Winning ticket assassinated the Emperor. Long live the Emperor.
>>533614536TOTAL
UNICORN
DEATH
>do super creek run
>2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 3rd, and so on
I fucking hate bad seed runs so much it's unreal
>>533614471imagine there is a useless currency in the uma world that only trainers seem to be desperate to get
>>533614484>game is "fixed"It is. x3 stats horse can lose only if game "helps" her to lose.
>>533614130>golshi with rudolph's skillPretty much what I'm going to build for the next week, this is the best build for a f2p.
>>533614471Probably works after Kitasan drained everyone
>>533614592this fucker won with <1000 speed, this is probably just one of those situations where an NPC wins URA
>>533614556Those people were fools who didn't realize that Cygames' incompetence is only matched by their greed
>>533614624Names starting with "Agnes" seems like a codename for mental illness.
One day weโll be able to win the sauna ticket with Ai chan
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>>533614297damn everyone is bringing absolute monsters...
>>533614130Please keep in mind that I didn't bring a debuffer so you only got half as nerfed as you normally would
>>533614580She TRAPPED (money from) and BETRAYED her fans with that marriage announcement...
>>533614471If it works, it works.
>>533614556If you give it 30 seconds of thought, Cygames would rather not get attacked by CN, KR and JP audiences for showing favoritism to Global
>>533614696>He thought stamina+guts maxing was a joke
>>533613829She will make a cute sound you've never heard before.
>>533614732God i cant wait for her to come out
>>533614738CN and KR are managed by different companies
I like human women better
>>533614509you are lucky i had the still open
1st -> 2nd -> 3rd
>>533614471>>533614731It would work on me because I am weak to german tits
>>533614732Damn that's cute
>>533614536This sultry minx better spook me soon
>smokescreen skill
>she doesn't braaaaaps a visible noxious cloud while racing
Japs are cowards
Average retired from racing broodmare
>>533614826>right picHow did that take bronze lmao
>>533614830Same, tho she could just ask me for a date and more
>>533614826>1stFair. I can understand why that won.
>2nd>3rdLow power issue. By the time they reach max speed, Maruzensky is already at the finish line. If you're going 1200-1200 at least grab acceleration skills, bros. PVP is acceleration game.
>>533614812Hardly matters when they follow the exact same schedule and reward structure
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Decide her fate
She's like 60% to 70% done with friendships right now, it's winning chakra atp no?
>>533613635everyone with ears long enough that they migh as well be donkeys like your rice shower/air groove/etc
>>533614958>If you're going 1200-1200 at least grab acceleration skills,Unfortunately I had no acceleration skills to get that run. Great stats overall but shit luck on skills
>>533614969Do strength, pussy no balls
What decks are you guys running with Goldshi?
>25/25 G1 wins, Undefeated
>1 power spark :)
I hate this shit
>>5336137493 times a day is a healthy amount of playtime, you should go do something else after 3 careers
>>533614826acktually my oguri peak should of won just so you know, you just got lucky kid
More testing. CM room. Bring 3
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>>533615058It's not like I have much of a choice with 160 pulls in support cards.
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>>533615035>>533615047This granny still got it
>>533615013I love donkey ears...
>>533615013You tryna mock my daughter, Zenno Rob Roy with her longass ears, you punk?
>>533615104There's just something tantalizing of pictures depicting Grass Wonder returning to her American roots
>>533614732Really want her in global already...
>>533613852As anyone done a stream before?
>>533614738I won't speak on the other regions, but JP audiences would be retarded to sperg out about a version of the game that's behind by four years getting simple QoL features like getting to dump all of your bingo coins all at once instead of by tens.
But this is the internet we're talking about so I can see some nip shitting themselves about that exact thing
>>533614208You should have listened to her mother. She tried to warn you
>>533615143such is the life in debuff rooms
>>533614732That's Mr. CB right? What's the lore behind her being depicted as part of a "Big 3" alongside Rudolf and Maruzensky as we saw in Cinderella Gray?
>enter exhentai
>over 400 pages of Duramente hentai
I take it.
Settimana Speciale
Suzuka Silenzio
Oguri Cappello
Barca D'Oro
Meraviglia D'Erba
Solco D'Aria
Cielo Seiun
Croce Di Tamamo
Bel Movimento
Doccia Di Riso
Biglietto Vincente
Super Torrente
Meravigliosa Domenica
Bella Natura
Aureola Del Re
Un Pollice D'Amore
>>533615204She's Japanese tho.
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>>533613635I don't think anyone besides Vodka has something like this in their profile (at least for now), so her.
>>533615297She was the first triple crown
So this deck gave me the best TT Oguri apparently, but on my Maruzensky I barely got power to 600. What should I change out on Maru since I'm just using this to farm sparks since I'm not building an Ace at this time?
Bros why does she look so motherly...
>>533614738I think 0 people would care about global players getting 15 daily borrows like everyone else. Somehing like Auto-careers might be too much, but better sorting methods and gacha rates matching JP would not be
>>533615141Date-> marriage in black forest -> baby making sex -> happi family life
>>533615372Wtf is that deck? That's a CM parent deck not an Ace deck
>>533615323Get off the internet Grass Wonder
>>533615416Cause I put a baby in her
>>533615372It's almost like Maru and Oguri cap have different stat affinities or something
What's stopping a Front Runner with max stamina and at least 2 gold recovery skills from just spurting all the way and leaving everyone at least 13 lengths behind?
>>533615151Results
1st -> 2nd -> 3rd
>>533615416Because that's my wife.
And they all dress like young mums
>>533615452>...since I'm just using this to farm sparks since I'm not building an Ace at this time?Correct, I think. I'm just trying to get Maru to have a 3* Blue Spark in something so I can use her skill on other umas.
>>533615372Brother did you just pick a CM parent deck to make a TT runner?
>>533615556not enough power/acceleration skills to actually have a meaningful spurt
>>533615556The lack of the great nigger strategy
Also they have the lowest target speed modifier
>>533615571This Maruzensky keeps winning, you guys suck
>>533615556>redshifts/shooting for victory your assnothing personal frontcuck, maybe you'll win a few rounds when seiun sky drops.
Bros...I can't take it anymore. I need a gf NOW. And I need her dressed up as Teio!
>>533615482>stat affinitiesWait, is that actually a thing?
>>533615551I want Teio to sexually assault me
>>533615571>max one stat>three other stats at at least 700how?
>>533615610that maru lost to the gold ship and rudolf in another run though?
Teio is a stupid kid that doesn't know anything about love
>Desperate
>Teio fag
Yeah that fits
>>533615720Go to bed top gun
>>533615143woah, what site is that?
>vodka fails 2 13% in a row
GO TO BED YOU ARE DRUNK
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>realize I wasted a day farming late sparks for a horse that's probably better as a pace chaser
>>533615610You beat her if you're so tough
>>533615720I am torena, it is my job to teach her
>>533615720Don't worry Mayano, I'll be sure to teach her as her trainer
>>533615429But you arenโt doing 15 runs per day
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>senior year
>Super Creek event line still hasn't started
>>533615715i think i got late start on that one which fucked me up
>>533615704it's honestly just rng luck bwo... sometimes your supports cooperate and do like 30% more rainbows than usual
>>533615704Luck and MONEY
>>533615789umalator-global
loli kitasan drained my carrot balls
>>533615841Please don't mess with her anus
>>533615297What the other anon said, Maruzensky is actually the odd one out since she raced even earlier than Rudolf, she was already retired by the time Rudolf started her career and they never raced each other. The Rudolf era Big 3 is actually Rudolf, Mr. C.B. and Katsuragi Ace.
>>533615556>max staminaI think your uma would have to be a supersoldier to run, say 2500m, without ever slowing down.
Teio is too pure to commit such a heinous act as rape
>none of them falls
>5
>only a few
Wth is this scam?
>>533615871>get to arima kinen senior year>get super creep first event
>>533615594I guess accidentally. I just saw a video talkimg about how that deck is used by someone for making parents and tried it Oguri. That was the result.
>>533615482I know, but I meant "What card from this list should I replace for something else?". I was thinking maybe getting rid of Tachyon for Amazon for example since Maru needs the power for Sprint stuff and Mile stuff.
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>>533615856please tell me I'm wrong El Condor Pasa
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nice nature's career stands out to me due to the optional 5 race grinder
>>533615871Sometimes if you're bricked, you're bricket
>>533615571reminder to pump your Wit game bros
I'M GOING TO STICK THINGS IN TEIO. BAD THINGS.
>>533615881late start but maru got into a good position again after 2 seconds, not like she blocked or anything
its mainly about whether debuffs land, 2nd race she was too ahead of all of the debuffers
>>533615949A twig like Teio can punch a a 400lbs sandbag and send it flying, they ARE supersoldiers
>>533615704Swiping anon, at no other point in the game will swiping give you such an advantage because later on youโll maybe get whatever new mlb card while everyone else is using the previous slightly worse card at mlb
But now? You can easily eclipse the power that others have
>>533615973Bro is just asking for it
>>533616003my condolences
>>533616003Gringo... You're loco for even trying that...
So are there any support cards upcoming that are close to kitasans level?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8844NJgho
what club do i join if i've only been playing for 3 days
>>533615594Well don't. parent decks are sparks oriented, you won't get good stats with them
why do most trainees these days keep falling for their trainers?
Welp, sparks turned out decent but not amazing.
Anyone interested?
>>533616163That true fatass is my wife and the fiend of every all you can eat buffet in the country
>>533616206Damn, who is that cutie?
Post your favorite (Global) Song
https://youtu.be/XftF7gA2068?list=RDXftF7gA2068
>>5336163296 blue with 7 URA and 5 turf isn't bad
>>533616447no
https://youtu.be/oVUXGnhzPws?t=65
Just maxed out the story McQueen card, is the Rice Shower story card worth using crowns on?
I'm gonna minmax open league with my 2 skill umas instead
It's nothing personnel casualbros
>>533615989Well are you making a parent or are you making a runner, figure that out first
cards like ines, suzuka etc are for white spark farming
>>533616365Luv me boomers
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My best King Halo
>>533613590Dia has some pretty fucking big ears... Makes me wanna pet them even more
CM Test room. Bring 3
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last one for me
>just wait a couple years haha
Damn.
>>533616274Let that be a lessson to study the skills and viable tactics of your trainees first, before you commit to such a task
>>533616447https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iddnmiV37Bc
>>533616447I wish they had the full ver on the jukebox
https://youtu.be/9DvHWyojJiA
>>533616449Yeah its not too shabby. What i was really focused though was on red shift. Its probably gonna be a sprinter mommie.
>>533616493I really like when NPCs have their moments
>>533616219The next true kita level card of being much better than everything else in its category as well as being a generalist card youโll never take out of your decks is about 4 years away
>>533616607ARMPIT SEX WITH SATONO CROWN
>>533616305>working together to achieve her goals for 3 years>emotional support>relieving her during estrusIt's only natural
>>533616603jungle bucket bros...
>>533616365>>533616531The boomer generation is pretty stacked
>>533614471this would work
have you seen the desperate fuckers around here begging for 50 carats as an apology for the server lagging?
>>533616607Jeffrey Crown...
>>533616550Wtf thatโs my wife!
>>533616542Partial Ogureddit victory
>>533616542nyoo, its not fair stop bullying my oguri...
>>533616729Your wife looks like a BOY
If a club was made like July 30-31, does it get rewards in September 1st or it takes longer?
uh wtf? did I just use all my luck on a stupid bingo card?
Yaeno Muteki and Bamboo Memory look too much like each other and have similar vibes, them being also in the same generation just makes it extra confusing
>>533616756Iโm starting to notice that as a common trend in my uma wives, also
>huge chest on her left outfit >flat as hell on the right Was she stuffing her bra?
>>533616745We got silver and bronze bwo
How do I animate this with AI?
>>533616625Are there any other okay cards to have. I dont wanna spark on SC, since I am saving for Eishin now.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK RUDOLF????????
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Finally got my first 9 horse and it's full 9 power
There's a URA 2* at the bottom that's cut off, good enough for now
>>533616921nah I ain't upset, I know its all rng and who has more debuffs stacked on them. I have a backup oguri that isn't as retarded but going off the calculator it says this ones better so its upsetting seeing this one job everytime.
>>533616542Holyshit that was close, Maru swooped into the front at the last second
good runs lads
>>533616914The reverse Pokke.
>>533617007The Stakes? Hopeless.
>>533616527I'm making a parent. I was reading over the global reference guide and it mentioned making parents with 2*s first and then work on making parents for 3*s with double circle affinity in mind. So I'm working on a new Air Groove since I only did her once and think she will make a good parent.
>>533613076cesario is special week's daughter, so yeah
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>>533616794>"menu" tab > help & glossary > home > club>
>>533617007She didn't just get boxed but also stamped and mailed out
>>533617007such is the nature of "hope"ful stakes
>>533617007Clearly your trainee doesn't know enough skills, anon.
>>533617007when you are boxedTM you are boxedTM
>I'm watching my favorite umas race from the crowd stand
>suddenly an unholy blue light envelops her
>suddenly the words VELOCITY UP appears on top of her head
>she runs faster than ever
>nobody notices or cares
WHAT THE FUCK BROS
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>>533617007This is why you only do Frontrunner against npc horses
you get blocked you fucking die
>>533617042God sheโs so flat
>>533616681Hope we get Miho Shinzan down the line as well, grew attached to that horse after binging his races, namu and some blogs.
It seems like they've mostly been doing post-2000 horses this year on jp.
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>>533617007Perhaps this is a symbol of bad things...
>>533617035God run on the Marzensky there, what was her deck?
>>533617143WE GOT ANOTHER ONE, TAZUNAAAAA
>>533617007Trainer, I hope you won't get your hopes down.
what should I build for CM and how do I build them? it's hard to find anything useful about it and how to make good pvp umas
>>533617160Was the Creek really necessary if you didn't take swinging maestro anyways?
>>533617290>your uma tries to move up>shitter up front slows down and pushes her back downis there a more infuriating moment
>>533617207i'm not a fan of her design tho
>4 mood downs
>3 sub 10% failures
>Boxed in 3 races
You know what fuck you
>>533617231Her entire schtick is just being a Carlos expy
>>533616567gonna cope and go ass wonder instead
>>533617374What's worse is when your pace passes front mid race and deliberately slows down and gets boxed
>>533616729Two (2) different unas my friend! Honest mistake.
>>533617369The thing is the creek was there because it was just a spark run but the first year was so good that I went and did my best
So when doing a parent run for CM are you just grabbing as many hints and G1s as possible while still winning the career?
Is Unrestrained a must have for CM front runners
>>533617386me on the left
>>533617160>no power cards>max powerI swear it feels like I'm missing something during training.
I'll take mlb kita, flash, narita, event spe, cafe and a borrowed creek, and I can only get 1 stat to cap, sometimes.
I focus on friendships 1st year, while also hitting minimum stat values to let me win all optional g1 races. Is that were I'm going wrong? That I'm doing like 18 races when I could just do the bare minimum and train?
What does Sunday do for you other than be marvelous?
>>533617467Thatโs the same horseโฆ powerless without the hatโฆ
>>533617521looking good bwo
>>533617349You will have to endure the voice but its pretty much all the info you want to get the hang of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCFeCI8ZJ1I&t=81s
you could just.. not run on the hopeful stakes
>>533617592I only listen to Rednu, I'm sitting at 54k carats ready for Kita rerun
>>533617553If you have 18* power inheritance you might be able to max out power just spamming speed training.
>>533617386Different horses
https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EB%AF%B8%ED%98%B8%20%EC%8B%A0%EC%9E%94
The Cind Gray (?) horse is the OG Shinzan from like the 60s
https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%8B%A0%EC%9E%94
Miho Shinzan raced in the 80s
>>533617625and remain HOPELESS???
If I learn the skill that says medium, does it it still activate on other track distances?
I told Mayano to go to bed and she actually did it the absolute madhorse
>>533617553honestly I'm also surprised I capped power on that run btw I was using 12* pwr sparks 3* spd 3* stam and my summer was just filled with some good pwr trainings. Sunday was just there because is a nice reliable wit card with mood up and energy in this case
>>533617671only works on medium tracks
aaaaaii helpp the horses are draining the hope out of my ballllssssss
>My best Stamina card is Welfare McQueen
sigh
>>533617714Got it thanks.
>fail 3 10% in a row
maybe i shouldve just taken a rest
>>533617625My umas must run and win every single G1 possible, otherwise their dreams wonโt be fulfilled, an I failed as a trainer.
>>533617718I am beginning to ponder if Mayano Top Gun is even capable of consent
>>533617347Possible to check her inspirations also? Even just the blue sparks
>>533617849For me, it's when the infirmary doesnt fix the injury so you waste 3 turns.
>>533617627Got 12*, but I've been working on a 9* power parent.
Not there yet.
>>533617757Oh yeah, considering you're supposed to hit wit to safely skip a turn, maybe running a wit card wouldn't be a bad idea. I need to look at my mlb wit SRs and considering bringing one of them along.
Getting 30 wins is so fucking stupid. Just like Oguri Cap, I'm constantly farming shitty low grade and ungraded races to pad my record
does mambo still have any spots open?
478061093373 is my id
>>533617625>not running every G1 that matches your trainee's aptitudeGold Ship, use this guy's body like a raft
>>533617769Huh? You don't have SR Manhattan Cafe? Mayaono Top Gun?
>>533618016At 1LB and 2LB, but 2LB KaChow is still better
Are we getting free pulls during Goldshi week?
>>533617290I know an Oguri when I see one.
>10th day of failing to get a blue 3* for vodka
Fuck this shit, i'll just farm Queen Elizabeth II sash for daiwa.
>>533618104>free anikiโฆ
>>533617974It's easier to do it with Bakushin since she can just spam speed and sprints and nothing else
>>533612883counterattack!
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Is this horse strong enough for CM(childmaking)?
>>533617974Are you using any special deck with extra bonuses to race ?
I'm thinking about grinding these achievements now that the event is done.
>Can't tell if I've hit the limit of what my cards can do, the limit of what my skill/game knowledge can do or the limit of my luck can achieve when it comes to making good umas
Anyone else feel the same?
>>533618194That's actually a TM Opera getting divebombed by a Suzuka in an /uma/ pvp race
>best way to get end closer debuffs is with Air Groove
>guts card
Goddamn it
>>533618373just keep learning lmao
>>5336179523* Power
15* Stam
Medium (for A aptitude)
the grey's are just below average, nothing outstanding
>>533618373>>533618223Call of Natie: Uma Warfare
>>533618421your hishi amazon?
>>533617625It gives a stamina race spark if you're lucky and it's one of the high fan count races early, there's no reason not to run it if you have the aptitude
>>533618373If you're farming umas then you get them to 600 speed/stam/power, you don't even need to win URA. But your cards and parents should be good enough that you dont really need to worry about winning URA. Just grinding.
>>533618442Good to know, I don't have stamina sparks myself so I'll have to try and make do with what I have
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>>533618292Bakushin with 4 speed (kitasan, nishino, suzuka and tosho), 1 stamina (diamond) and ssr tazuna worked on my first attempt.
>there's no clear recording of Teio's nishishi anywhere
Fine, I'll do it myself
Turbo sprint or beeline burst for sprinters?
imagine wasting 7500 monies per day on rentals so you can make three useless 1* guts whores
>>533617007hopefully you didn't stake it all on the Hopeful Stakes trainer
This is fucking hopeless
The debuff hints just aren't showing up enough
>>533618225>his horse made all the way to the debut>got to perform a song AND gain renown amongst the cream of the cropwhales in this game are insane man
>>533618641beeline is garbage
I'm about to buy like 20 Tachyon x Male Trainer doujins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-vkiszY0dw
What should I do with this Air Groove? I feel like I have the ingredients to just make her a debuffer. She isn't suppose to replace anyone on TT since I am spark farming as mentioned
>>533617048, but I have over 800 points to mess with.
>>533618667Imagine wasting tens of hours of your life with the same fucking result.
t. 100 runs with 0 3* sparks
Why is there so much art of this hors overpowering their trainer
It isn't a lot, but it's notably above the curve.
Is that what she's for?
Races give whole numbers increase in stats so that means there are some important breakpoints for race bonus. Has anyone calculated that?
>>533617974bwo Oguri Cap (cap as in 4chan) made loads of money racing, if she was actually just farming shitters she wouldn't have made that much money
>Curren Chan calls (You) oniichan because her IRL brother horse died suddenly
What did Cygames mean by this?
>>533618698what deck you running
>>533618718pathetically based
>>533618863https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-vKZ-teKbA
Exactly the same
>>533618718If you upload them I'll help fund translations
>>533617625But the white sparks!
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
>>533618787You dare challenge the champion?!
>>533618857*gets a huge boner*
>>533618928time to for some rng hell then, no other way around it
Here's me hoping my sub-1000 Speed King Halo can destroy Legend Bakushin consistently...
I need 65 more taiki star pieces to unlock her can I get enough?
>>533618790This is my current selection of skills.
Who is your favorite trainer?
>>533619093Tail Held High is a waste if all you have is late-race debuffs.
>double circle affinity
>8stars worth of medium spark
>medium never goes up
hate
>>533619097>Bourbon trainer face doesn't changeheh
I love these hags titties like you wouldn't believe
>>533618798she can deadlift 200lb. You gettin raped whether you like it or not
>>533618798>Hello, 911? There's a Teio in my house.>Yes, I locked myself in my ro->SHE BROKE DOWN THE DOOR ARGGHHH>beep
>>533619181I was thinking of adding it so she can keep up with the other umas and curse them. Would that not work?
One thing I really don't like about spark farming is how you get stuck playing umas that are not your favorite for hours and days if you want to build your favorite.
>>533618857I don't think those are a good attire for racing ms Flash
Attention
I had sex with vodka
This brings my harem to scarlet and vodka
Thank you for reading.
>>533619097canpus's trainer is literally me
and I will make the win all the G1s even if I died glued to the screen
>need to 3* a bunch of horses so their unique can get passed on
>no carats since everything went to kitasan
>no banner that is good to roll on
literally impossible
horseshit
Kinda silly how plain Winning Ticket looks against her rivals
I've never rolled on an uma banner, so my roster is limited. I still don't have ACE, but I'll probably bring Oguri or Golshi. What do you think about using these two for 2nd and 3rd?
>>533619236Rice Shower's ass isn't THAT good
>>533619097Team Canopus' trainer is based
CM Test Room, Bring 3/Three/Tres
ID: 47499804
Now that Marugod is gone, maybe we can see some new winners.
Not to shabby for a sprinter?
>mcqueen crossing to the inner side is considered ilegal and she gets placed last
excuse me? since when?
>>533619401Nature looks very good
Agnes needs way way more power to get tot he front
She will have a hard time passing people
>>533619401what cards did you use for nature?
>>533619097youre missing dia-chans maid trainer
Trainer give me your strongest pun!
>>533619260Because you need to activate 3 skills mid race, but your debuffs are late race
Seeing 3 star umas in the generic stage outfit instead of their signature racing outfit makes me uncomfortable.
>>533619419we've got room for one more
NOOOO I GOT BOXED AND FAILED MY 2ND J CUP WHY ASS WONDER WHY
>>533619097Honestly, they do a pretty good job of depicting a good relationship of all of the Torenas and their Umas
SpicaBro had like 3 seasons worth of him going the mile for Team Spica but I think Kitahara hit more in the feels since he and Oguri had humble beginnings together starting in their small town.
>>533619260It only works with skills that activate in the mid-race. You need 3, and out of them only speed eater activates in the mid-race. In this situation, Tail Held High is a waste of skill points.
>>533619568I see. Well she got 1 Wit so she goes to the glue factory...
>>533619593I'll play the role of the retard that doesn't know what he's doing
>>533619538sex with the moom
>>533619407A true american
>>533619514Ah shit, I thought this agnes was good enough after getting lucky with these stats after ten or more runs. Thanks.
>>533619519picrel
>>533619419>got fuckederm...
is it ever recommended to drop a borrowed MLB creek support when you get guaranteed BoFA at potential 3 as mayano?
i need better speed cards
>>533619895no because BoFA fucking sucks
>>533619419>late start AIIIEEEE
>11 pace chasers
>late start
it's over
>>533619859huhhhhh who did you get all those red skills from..
>>533619571I feel the other way around about Urara's 3* outfit being more fetishistic than the stage one. I think she's among the few umas who show more skin as 3* vs 1*/2*.
>>533614509same format as
>>5336148261st -> 2nd -> 3rd
>>533620013R rudolf, marvelous and agnes
>>533620013The R Rudolf. He probably got real lucky with all the hints.
I'm late to the race aieeee
I can't tell if I'm building my pvp horses right... this is a perfectly viable pvp Special Week right? good stamina, manageable speed, lots of skills that proc multiple times.
grass wonder being such a ken-sama is so cringe
>>533619797>instantly recognizes a graduated vtuber>plays an anime girl gameK ys
>>533619950>t. big maestro company
>>533620153Team Trials isn't PVP, and that isn't enough stam to survive debuffers in CM
>>533614509just build this
>>533620158I feel physically in pain whenever I run her. Everything about the way she acts feels gigafake.
WHY DO YOU NEVER HAVE ENOUGH SPEED
YOU HAVE FOUR SPEED CARDS
>name an uma that you will give it your all to train her into the best racer in the entire world.
>name an una you would impregnation and ruin her body, swapping her dreams of being a top national level racer into being a stay at home mother.
How often do you guys throw in a Wit card into your decks. Just MLB'd Daiwa's card and I'm wondering if it's better than just going 3/3 Speed/Stam (with borrowed Creek) since my Stam cards are kind ass
>>533620153>good staminaPvP horses are dying on the racetrack at 750 stam on Medium races
You need 900+ to get tot he finish line
if you mean Team Trials then you only care about score, not winning, you just do umas with high wit and a lot of activable skills so you inflate the score even if you lose
>>533619097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaO2p0lL4s
this one
>>533620158Thats why El is so based, she bullies her weeabo ass by accident.
>>533620345This guy has 700 stam
>>533620063and won
>>533620158>>533620321You just don't appreciate real culture
>>533619070Just had a run with 6 debuffs before the first Arima Kinen but she kept jobbing races and didn't have 25k fans. First time that happened
Yeah I think I'm gonna kill myself now
>look up Curren Chan
>she's 18 years old and still doing fine
Day saved.
>>533619294Big G will now treat your head like a fence
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Guys???
I think I'm in love
>>533620391He has 2 gold recovery skill and a double circle green skill (60 stamina), a gold recovery skill is about 200 stamina worth
I just finished my first (successful) Mayano Top Gun career and I'm surprised at how cool a character she turned out to be. She doesn't have the normal crisis of confidence; she never falls short in any major way; she actually enjoys being beaten by a rival. And the major conflict in her story (of any significance) is that she wants to help someone else love racing as much as she does.
I didn't expect anything good from the annoying childlike character, and as a rare non-pedophile I wasn't horny for her either, but she's one of the more charming characters in this game and now I am a fan of her.
>>533620391that guy has 2 gold skills
>>533620391760
and he has 2 gold
>>533618230@grok context on this webm?
>>533620431you will never be japanese
>>533620342Wit cards are luxury right now if you can achieve your goals
Iโm trying 3 speed/2 stam/1 wit and it needs a bit of luck to get up to max speed
>>533620501Isn't this the girl that got bred by all of Hong Kong?
>>533620342You throw a WIT card, when you already have a good MLB cards and can cap stats with no issues. Shitty stam cards means you rarely can afford hitting any training other than spd and stam for long umas.
>>533620501is her skills any good? i kind of want her
>>533620513Here, for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU
>>533620513It was funny how Hishi Amazon used her as a proxy in her war with Narita Brian, she's a cute brat but not the annoying kind, has a great racing outfit as well.
https://x.com/gyokai_tonkotu_/status/1951280314598429073
>>533620747You dare challenge a god?!?!
bwos...
i really want brian but i also need better cards and really want super creek I only have like 100 pulls saved up
Mejiro Ryan getting a better cut would be the equivalent of a hydrogen bomb.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
T.M Opera O lost a bet!
Now she has to do her best footjob!
Best parents for Rice Shower?
>>533620321>about the way she acts feels gigafakeHonestly the vibes I feel from her too, she seems like a landmine.
>>533621031Damn how for (you) is this uma?
>>533620957She will spook you later when you pull for someone else
made it run in the background so I can play something else
>muh bans
good luck detecting me through a android emulator
>>533620791Why does Yukino want to be a weak city slicker anyways?
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Bretty good desu, shame it was a Wit spark
oh this is going to be TEEEERRIBLE
>>533621123isn't she high on ""that"" tier list
>>533621235To have an AC?
>>533620342i use daiwa all the time. She gets rainbows fast
Almost 1k speed already is crazy. Weird shit happens when appearance rate buffs actually work.
>>533619494McQueen started from the outside and swerved to the inside almost immediately, obstructing the path of other horses and almost causing an accident.
https://youtu.be/9nSWRKo85dE?feature=shared&t=56
bros i dont have a single speed card mlb
do i even bother pulling horses until i get some good speed cards?
i feel like i am completely stuck at A rank until i fix this shit
>>533621235I'm just guessing but she probably feels insecure about being perceived as an uncouth country hick
>>533621213>Philippine Standard TimeLMAO
>>533621213>microsoft edge>VS Code
>>533619546I have a pun for you right here, just close your eyes and open wide first.
>>533621547it's a SEAmonkey, please understand
>>533620957me too, but im saving for brian anyway cuz im deeply unlucky and while i do enjoy the gameplay, card pulling is insanely depressing and will make me quit - so BRIAN!
>>533621494disgusting fucking seamonkeys DIE DIE DIE
stop risking 20% fail bwos
it's just 4 unleveled supports bwos
>>533621401>a rank speed in classic yearok are you fucks hiding some secret?
i know its not your fucking decks, you probably have some roided parents that do this shit
>>533621213Why is it always the pagpag?
>>533621213youre getting banned guaranteed - emu don't mean shit
>>533621494ur no whiter than I am
>>533621326...?
A (you)bait tier list or something? I remember a few getting posted every so often in other gacha generals.
>>533621213Sending this clip to cygames support. Enjoy while you can brownoid
>>533621651I'd risk a 20% chance of prison for raping Teio I will risk a 20% chance of failing some meme training.
>>533621213how did a single peenoise outsmart the entirety of the internet?!?
>>533621694literally everyone hates you little brown jungle rats
any way you could fuck off and never come back
>>533621694I'm most certainly am but you're alright anon, I much prefer euro hours to the American ones, thread starts sucking ass late after noon/early night Berlin time so keep being you
So I managed to get a second 3* Dirt Spark, so now Urara and Condor both have it. Is this any useful or just a "neat" thing given the sparks and all that?
>>533621213>RDPWhy not Moonlight/Sunshine combo?
>>533621213Aloha my SEAgga
I'm a fucking idiot, I don't understand the parent system. Once it starts getting into the second tier of parents I may as well be a retard playing with shape toys.
>>533621909You can combine them so you can get a 6* dirt parent, Maruzensky could use it since she starts at D
>>533621661No, it's actually just having mlb Kitasan and mlb SRs so you can borrow another mlb SSR. That's not counting the paypigs with mlb Creek or FM.
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I am Hope.
I'M CUMMING TO DURANDAL'S ASS
>>533620431Gomenasai, my name is Gurasu-Sama.
I'm a Kurige-Umamusume (chestnut horse girl for you gaijins). I practice Seiza and Ikebana and O-cha-noyu on my Tatami mat, and spend my days perfecting my art and racing on racetracks based on superior Japanese racecourses. (Arima Kinen, Keio Hai, Takarazuka Kinen)
I train with my Naginata every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Naginatajutsu license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Fuchu dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend the prestigious Toresen Gakuen to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a professional Umamusume racer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>>533621909Make Maru into a splendid dirt uma!
>>533621910https://github.com/stascorp/rdpwrap
so i can run it on the same machine
>>533621909>C+ haru...torena-san i don't feel so good
>>533621651If you never gamble in life and always stay in the safe path, you will always be behind those who are brave enough to take risks and persevere against failure
>golden generation
>half of them weren't even allowed in the Nippon Derby because they weren't nipponese
No wonder CyGames had no choice but to pick the most vanilla uma as the mascot.
>>533621946half the aces died kek
>>533622135What about her?
>>533621956>Most important statURA Finale ***
>Most important second statThe blue ones you want up to ***
>The niche third statsLong ***
Turf ***
for Haru
Everything else is not worth focusing on. Just breed the bigger number with the bigger number.
>tfw trainer-san comes home late at night smelling like Curren Chan
>>533622032>>533622103>>533622135I forgot I had a 2* Dirt Oguri and apparently Urara and Oguri both make her B Rank Dirt when paired with Condor.
>>533622286Success breeds jealousy
>>533622235Why do you retards focus on URA finale sparks so hard?
>>533622286Smell you say?
>>533622226even #1 ran out of steam just as they crossed the finish line
>>533622350They love gambling. 3* URA sparks give more stats than a regular 3* Blue.
Picture if you will: a big fucking scary ape biting you and beating you and
>>533622335I would never abandon Rice for some literal who
>>533622475No, I dun wanna.
>>533620501One of many victims
She will be able to survive the debuff wave on pvp?
another run
another rainbow cucked by Hopeful Stakes
>>533621946>distanceyikes
>SEAhours
>bread immediately goes to shit
Iโm going to sleep
>>533622350URA Finale *** dice rolling is one of the nuttiest stat boosts in the game when it spins in your favor. It's the equivalent to almost 10 training sessions.
>>533622539>brainwashes her bullies into loving herYou don't have a choice onii-chan~
>>533622457>>533622662How many stat points does it even give?
I have been playing for a while and i'm satisfied with my account, i'm trying to decide if i should get Rookie pack B or C.
And then use those paid carats for one of the guaranteed 3* permanent banners.
>>533622605>no GolshiI'M HOPNG
>Manners are important event 5 times during Vodka's career before 3rd race
stop.
>>533622064The perfect Umamusume
>>533622539I like Curren but I would make her watch if she tried to pull that shit on my Rice
>>533622807get the uma pack and if you are rolling scamcha then roll uma scamcha, card one is full gamble that you are gonna lose 90% of the time
>>533622350guaranteed +10/20/30 if it pops, imagine you have 3 parents with 3* ura finale and you highroll 30 easy +90
>>533622852She'd film it and then try to cancel you
>>533622901+90 to which stat?
>>533621754there was a chart of horses that were for (you)
PLEASE KITASAN GIVE ME FOCUS I AM A FRONT RUNNER PLEASE GOD
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>4 points away from getting S on speed
I'm never gonna live this down
>>533623018speed and stam, it rolls for both. you can get +30 speed AND +30 stam on a single 3* ura if you highroll it
>>533623056Did you get 35 race bonus from those?
why do people focus on ura finale spark when we are going to be doing a new event soon? does ura finale work in the final of the new event?
bwos i'm looking at the upcoming support banners after super creek and they all look terrible...
what are we hodling for
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We need more SEA themed generic NPCs
>>533622286>trainer-san comes home late at night smelling like Curren ChanSir, I have to mandate everything this dumb little shit does or she might hurt herself
I don't have time for Curren
So from what I've seen from these CM sims is that Front/Pace wins 99% of the time. Wow, it's just like career
>>533622891Got it, thanks anon.
>>533623056Is that important? It wasnt important enough to disqualify an A rank
>>533623095Event sparks do different things; yes.
>>533623095URA finale will be the best scenario spark for a good while. You make parents there and do the new ones to train race horses.
>>533623157>hundreds of fine uma musumes out there>chooses a retard to train?
>>533623056Still a great stat spread. If you're able to achieve A/high B on the big four, you're golden.
>>533623117I dont know. I will have enough to spark Eishin, but what Support banner should I save for after?
>>533623220Insane core strength on McFatty
Saving for wedding dress Top Gun since the regular version NEVER activates her rainbow skill.
I'm pissed, this Spe has agreat stat spread but got fucked out of professor curvature and swinging maestro
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Hokko Tarumae
Curry Ramen
My Vodka is a GENETIC FREAK with an S in Long.
fuck
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>only +76 on a quad rainbow on fucking summer
naruhodo... i need better cards...
>>533623117Literally nothing
Kitasan rerun and super creek rerun
Everything else is filler until 2nd anni
How would she react if I went "KACHOW" and flashed her my pecs as a joke?
>horse is making funny running face on camera1
>switch to camera 2
>horse is back to normal face
LET ME SEE IT
>>533623641ew i have much better umas to use statues on
>>533623591is the eishin flash card good? don't you have king halo?
>>533623641just use the db
>>533623117Creek then maybe Nice Nature if you still don't have MLB Fine Motion by then.
>>533623514how are people getting 800+ in multiple stats? Whats kind of cards and parents do you use??
>the Mejiro ranch got bought out 14 years ago
>Mejiro Dober is 31 years old
>she's the last living Mejiro
>once Dober dies in the following years, the Mejiro name will become history
hold me bros
>>533623117umas
and then maybe nice nature in half a year and then we are holding for next year
ID 416614055299
any clubs got room for a casual?
>>533623734Eishin Flash has good events and speed bonus. King Halo has speed and pow bonus, but no race bonus which can be an issue if he doesn't hit 35. Also, her events sucks.
King Halo is better if he has enough race bonus or he doesn't need late surger skills.
>>533623591Literally me. Do we roll creek banner to 200?
>>533623827theyre immortal
>>533622557anal priestess
>>533624023LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK
>>533623889OP rentry still has 2 unfilled clubs but it hasn't been updated since the monthly reset so it might not be true
https://rentry.org/globalumaclubs
I'm still kinda confused on skill/parent grinding, should I just be grabbing hints whenever possible and otherwise doing g1 races? Then maybe try to hit 600/600/600 for blue sparks?
>>533623889bwo casual is like 30-40 million fans.
>>533623671>switch to camera 2what
>>533624075umasumi is full and we have no inactives so I don't think dancho is going to kick anyone
>>533623827The name continues through Dober, only in name though since the ranch is gone.
For example https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001367639/pedigree/
>>533623889I can send you an invite to Mambo
>>5336241271. Hit 600/600/600 minimum
2. Do G1 races
3. Use cards with skills you want to pass down and buy them. i.e groundwork, focus and the green skills
>>533623889/uma/pyoi if you consider requesting shoes and "Log in Every 3 Days" casual.
how do i get the beeline burst event?
We're taking Oguri next hets.
>>533624127600/600/600, win finale, use finale spark parents
once you get sparks you want with 2-3 finale, breed them into a specific ura mommy you want for the skill spark. Mary or Teio for instance.
Is there a limited hors in this game or do all hors get put into the general pool once their banner ends?
>>533624342Send it please
>anime trainers help the umas to the best of their abilities
>be respected(except spica trainer lmao)
>game trainers help the umas to the best of their abilities
>get raped
>>533624351NTA but should you only buy skills you want to spark?
>>533624530you are already in a club?
>>533624514Everyone gets put in the pool
Much later thereโs horses that donโt get added to selector banners but weโll have to see how they continue handling that
Do they have Fujimasa March in JP yet? Kinda like her in Cinderella Gray, I wish she had some more screentime
cant stop thinking about bourbon...
oguri PAT...
........
>>533624567>he doesn't know the spica gangrape rumors
>>533624530You're currently in a club, you will have a 24 hour cooldown first before you can join a new one
>>533624567>tfw my first day as a trainer
>>533624514All future horses are going into the same general pool, you just won't be able to spark for them outside of the annis.
>>533624478DOPYUN DOPYUN
NAKADASHI
>>533624689Holy fuck Sirius canโt come soon enough
>>533624647march is so fucking cute ive never liked a doxgirl before and no i will not stop calling her a foxgirl
>>533624567But the average anon here thinks that getting a broken pelvis from being raped is a reward
>>533624647Sorry, Tracen is for umas with actual talent
>>533620361Insane how this is the most soulful version.
Even Hana's and the announcer's version fall in line with the uma versions.
Like I'm not sure if the VA is just so good at acting when he is in-character or was allowed to fuck around during recording because of the enthusiasm
>ไฟบใฎๆ้ฆฌใ
>>533624647No but she's popular enough that maybe, eventually, one can hope.
>>533624689Please tell me that this is from a movie or something otherwise my GIWTWM energy will collapse this planet.
>a bunch of anons left the club
Why...
>>533621661It's just consistent 2-3 rainbows per turn. The reason most runs are shit is because these nigger horses like to hang out on guts instead of speed.
I swear that moody runs are rigged... I could go like five careers with no issues but the moment I get hit by one random migraine I'm guaranteed constant mood downs, sicknesses and lack of skill events...
what did cygames mean by this
>>533624817This image may look innocuous but the trainer has no physical way of removing teio from himself and will starve to death unless she lets him free
Always remember to take care of your trainer!
Pulled for Curren but I was blessed with the flat idol instead.
which umas wouldn't mind sharing their trainer (me) with another uma?
>>533623783These are the cards and the parents are a vodka with 9* power and a 3* power, 6* stamina Rudolph
>>533624984She needs to put those grippers on my Dictus right now if you catch my meaning
>>533624984i think she just stepped on a cake so makween couldn't eat it.
>>533624984sex with ikuno and transcend
Are incestuous parent loops okay?
The next character posted is my uma wife.
>>533624984Mejiro buttjob after Dictus stepping.
>>533625148Incest is in fact rewarded in this game. You get gimped only if an uma is her own grandma so to speak
>>533624872The best idols are males
How come we don't have collision mechanics in-game
>>533624873its probably real.
have a bonus
>>533625180Another victim for the dungeons
>>533625180Anon was never heard from againโฆ
>>533624984They know their audience
EPSATONO FILES
RELEASE THEM
how is day 2 of club autism?
what'll the class 5 promotion cutoff be? is 452k safe?
>>533624873>God I wish i was being raped by someone Im not attracted toDamn dude you might need a therapist
I think that Diachan is pretty cute
Do it again I wasn't looking!
My club dropped out of the top 100...
>>533625384There was no list. And if there was one, the Meijiros were on it.
>>533624873It's from a danish psa on male abuse
good thing i pirated volcano princess (been said to have similar gameplay to uma musume) - holy fuck is the english localization bad
>>533625386Left my casual turned sweaty club after the rewards, now I'm making my log in daily club with a couple of friends who picked up the game since.
Feels good
Is there any quick way to check if any of your umas have a white skill?
Clubs will solidify between whales and non-whales once the drinks run out,right?
Do we ever get some refills throught events?
>>533625384I got banned by a seething janny last time I talked about the memefiles here. Not talking about that shit again.
>>533625468You would have more fun with football manager honestly
>>533625513the japanese have more than they can spend in a lifetime from random freebies.
if you've already ran out you are playing this game too much.
Epsatono files don't exist retards. It's fake news. The Satono family would never stoop to that.
Friendship ended with bakushin bakushin bakushinshin
Chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o is my best friend
https://youtu.be/e3YcYLE90po
I love horses and rolling them
I will play for 2 years without rolling cards with my lb1 kita and creek
>>533625415It's what happens after you haven't been wanted at all romantically by anyone for about a decade, I don't think therapy will solve that.
>>533625447Thanks
>>533625513Most whales barely grind they just spend thousands to do 1 run a day or less
anons I don't have 15 umas yet, breaking out of class 5 is highly unlikely no matter how much I win.
I got 20k gems, I know 30k is the cutout for support card guaranteed spark thing, but what about trainees? would you spend some carats on umas if you were in my place? I was saving for seiun sky cause I heard she's really good
>>533624342i thought mejiro was like a prestigious japanese big shot name that would never disappear
what the hell man
Why is Mayano Top Gun so hard to train?
It never feels like I have enough speed even when using a pretty standard 4 Speed/2 stam deck
CM test room, bring 3 horses
80442899
>>533625665just drop 1 tenner on curren or something
Then continue saving since seiun sky is soon methinks
>>533625438Leaked files that were verified by the Director herself says its the Symbolis, anything to say for that HUH
>>533625468There was some magical girl/princess raising game on Steam that probably fits the bill better.
The Konami Power Pros games are also literally just umamusume, if you have any interest in baseball they're good
>>533624374/uma/pyoi is probably the most casual club in /uma/ honestly
>>533625415>someone I'm not attracted tolots of the "GIWTWM" about being raped by a woman in these threads already stems from the fact that the anon posting it is attracted to some cute anime girl and that is who they want to rape them. for example, i would joke about wanting to be raped by satono diamond because she is sexually attractive to me, but i would not joke the same about for example biko pegasus
>>533625447>psa on abuse>anons posting giwtwmYouโll all make it one day bwos, I believe in you all
You will receive the love that you deserve with none of the hardship or strife that youโre willing to take for it
Which would be considered better for CM?
Firm Ground passive lvl 1 vs Outer Post Proficiency level 2
It's basically comes down to 100% chance of 40 speed every race vs 60 speed if in brackets 6-8
>>533625675maybe the guy that owns all the horse stuff died of old age and his kids don't care about horses.
>>533625601She isn't my fav but holy fuck, every time i play her, i watch all her races because she always manages to make them kino
>>533625720Can I still join these rooms if I don't have 3? I just want to see how my ace stacks up against other aces and I haven't built any debuffers yet
>>533625776Obrigado Satonofag
>>533625665Assuming F2P day 1 progression, you're supposed to spent shitton of gem duting kitasan, then turned a lot of support dupes into cleat, then exchange those cleat into uma scout ticket (silver and gold cleat = 4 uma scout monthly).
What are the fan thresholds for club ranks?
>>533625675There's big money in horse racing, but since its so expensive to maintain, you need more than just a couple Top level horses. And then the 2011 Earthquake + Tsunami Combo devastated what was left of their funds
>>533625601Japanese beauty
CM Test Room, Bring 3
ID: 26216218
if you bring <800 stamina, you will likely die
what's the deal with the event nice nature card?
why would you want a wit support that won't be in wit?
Feet and armpits are NOT attractive.
I heard the Air Shakur Wit SSR is useless, but why exactly? Do I just cleat my Air Shakur?
>>533625960Go back to the kitchen, woman.
>>533625846Yes, you can join with 1~3 uma, however if you don't debuff your opponent then naturally their ace will be stronger than your debuffed ace and thus you won't actually have a benchmark to compare. If you really want to, ask someone help to only run ace, no debuffer on both sides.
>Chanto mi tete ne Toreina
>>533625883You are correct. I limit broke a bunch of cards. The few tickets I managed a bunch came repeated umas
apparently kiryu is officially part of the game canon in the future except he isn't bourbon 's trainer, he is a shop merchant who you give veteran horses to obtain items other than glue(SP)
where is my nigga, spica man
>fighting for the lead with the story rival most of the race
>pass on the last spurt and get a big lead
>Golshi runs in out of nowhere and cucks me out of triple crown
it'd be funny if the story acknowledged this instead of just pretending I won
>>533625846most people practicing for CM probably want to see how their horses handle getting hit with mustard gas.
Will you be bringing pace or end to chanmi?
>>533626064>he is a shop merchantPics?
>>5336259955 out of 6 skills from her card are useless.
>>533625720Still 3 spots open, bring your strongest horses
>3* speed spark on a haru run
>>533625803>What's better, a consistent 40 speed or 3 in X chance for 60 speedPLAY TO WIN.
GAMBLE FOR THE 60 SPEED
IF YOU LOSE THEN IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE AND YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN LUCKIER
>>533626202great now she can be the mom to.... to.... oh no urara's affinity is crap with 90% of the roster!
>run going well
>uma hit with night owl
>spent 4 turns fixing her
>lost 150-200 potential stats
It's so fucking tiring, auto can't come soon enough
>>533626231Firm ground is power not speed...
>>533625904thats devastating man
we're witnessing history being erased before our eyes
>>533626013NTA but I might send in one fat Oguri into the next CM lobby that I fucked the skills on and see how she fares against Evil Nature spam
>>533626284Then tell the other nigger who has poisoned my thought process by saying "100% chance of 40 speed every race"
>>533624374how do you guys rank with that much of a lax playstyle
>>533626029In that case, your next "free attempt" is from winning the upcoming pvp event. The final prize from that event contain uma scout ticket too, only 1 if you're absolute loser, and 5 if you're the grand champion.
>>533626270>Roommates have good compatibility with each other!>check King Halo's compatibility with Haru Urara parent>not even top 15 best parent for King Halo
>>533626336>1000 stam>3 goldsYou're pretty much immune
I'm starting to think that despite the stats sparks being "random" they seek out your lowest stat to dish you a *1 spark or massively prefer wit/guts out of the other stats.
kiss
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>can't do cm testing because I'll only have a support deck after rolling on super creeks banner
I'm getting nervous bros...
>>533624660He can ask to kick him to avoid 24h penalty
>>533625803>>533626231mfer here talking stats and I'm honestly don't know if I should be concerned because I know nothing about it or not give a shit because I shouldn't need a fucking degree in statistics to optimize a gacha game
>>533626336Just host it yourself dude, then ask for people in here to join without debuffer.
>>533626336Can I see the deck on that? But don't bother if its like MLB Creek and Kitasan or something like that
It's about time a Gold Ship won one of these CM rooms
>>533626336Might have some power issues but its otherwise fine, nice nature deletes about 250-300 stamina on average and you have several skills that recover 100-150 stamina
>>533626385It seems like that but looking at my list while I have fewer stam sparks spd/pwr/guts/wit are all about equal
Despite the lower score I should run the second Teio for CM right?
>>533626371The one with 3 umas the thread is obsessing about? Oh dear
>Win Arima Kinen
>Get Medium URA Finals
>Surge from 18th to 1st on the last straight
>Hot spring right after
KINO
>>533626546You should run the 2nd Teio due to Red Shift, lefthanded, and spring runner, all excellent skills
Does the game ever drop the trend of forcing you to make your horses run in races they're not good in? Trรขinรข-san feels more retarded every time I try out a new career.
>stagnated at 500 stamina for the last 10 turns because all 3 stam cards refuse to give rainbow training the entire time
>>533626571Better not fuck it up now...
bwos... my best parent yet is also my highest rated horse ever...
6* stam, 2* power, 6* of corner recovery, 3* of URA finale
would have been an A+ if not for getting the random slacker event forcing me to an extra infirmary trip
>>533626385I can scientifically atest to this. Over 150 veterans trained, over 110 were either wit or guts.
>>533625513>he thinks whales give a fuck about carrotsIt's about sending a message, bro. They don't even need the club points either since they probably get tons of borrows everyday.
Is there a bigger fraud in the global scene?
>>533626609Its only Urara and Halo's career that forces you to do that no? Even I won a couple of times on Halo's difficult race which I forgot the name of
>>533626710you, for even caring about these people.
How try hard is CM going to be bros...
>>533626571Happened to me yesterday + i had the worst support rng for the whole month
Gl on yours
>>533626710Buy an ad, faggot
>>533626714I think Rudolfs very first race post debut is something she has a C in
>"uhh CM tryharding???"SATAN PRESENTS
URARA'S NIGHTMARE TOURNAMENT
45896276
>45896276>>45896276
>>533626714Off the top of my head, Rudolf, Rice Shower, Special Needs and Vodka all need to run in races with distances they're bad at.
>>533626563Scroll down here.
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/272329
Listed in there are the :
- Final prize for the graded league
- Final prize for the open league
- Price per winning 1 individual race in graded league
- Price per winning 1 individual race in open league
>>533626783Harder than my cock after I'm done with all 9 of your horses.
I should have joined Mambo
Do G1 wins increase affinity or is that still not a thing in Global?
>>533625665What's cutoff?
I have very little cards and 462k atm but class 3 cause can't jump classes. F2P.
When you are starting to breed for parents for CM, goal is clear campaign and grab as many relevant skills as possible from hints?
>>533627003600/600/600, finale win, specific baseline parent for the skil, G1s and non-golden skills.
imo it wont be any good for anything but breeding
>>533627003You got the right idea however you won't have enough time to implement that for 17 august. Treat that as your long-term plan and for now just focus on building uma that can win the event to the best of your abilities.
>>533627245>one turf B guyit's fucking over for us bros
>>533626986423k and going up, 1k per hour
>no MLB kitasan black
>no MLB super creek
>not even MLB sweep fucking tosho
Should I just minmax my umas for Open? I feel like anyone who has MLB Kitasan (everyone and their mother) is going to fuck me up in Graded
>>533626838Overshoot it, 8/16 so I launched it
oh fuck I forgot to disable bots
if you even can that is
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>>533627727I picked front runner and the wrong Urara, I'm probably fucked.
>>533627604That's rough in a few weeks it'll become harder but I should make stronger teams by them
First CM is 2200m roght? That's the easiest one
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>>533623056anon...........how in the everliving fuck did you do that? Holy shit? Look at those numbers! What the hell!
wait so I need to make a stamina capped maruzensky to have a shot in the new pvp event?
and a nice nature to spread aids?
and probably some end closer with mejiro ryan's ultimate in case things go wild?
Training Uraras is always a pain...
Left or right?
How important is style? Was training a Front horse but she got an S in Pace Chaser, should i adapt or it's not that big of a deal? I think distance is more important right? Just dont know if style matters or not
fuck
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>>533629878"wrong" style just means a penalty in Wit
dont forget style exclusive skills are... well, exclusive
why is there two threads again
the other one moves faster btw so I suggest letting this one die
>>533630195the other is a late thread, check the number, it's the same as this one
>>533612761>>533612761>>533612761I'm not baking so we might as well recycle this one.
>>533627407is this salvageable?
>>533630546then the number after that recyled thread should be #1043
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