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You love your umawife right anons?

This one

why doesnt cygames have any anime collabs with uma musume? Think of the money they can get with limited collab crossover umas

Why?

>>536343207
I love my tomboy wife.

>>536343207
Of course!

>>536343235
i already do this and I'm not seeing my million sparks

Yaeno Muteki is cute and I like her.

>>536343257
what even is a funnyaka and hannyaka

>>536343235
She has good affinity with Tachyon. Both her and Tachyon have good affinity with Oguri. This matters for Christmas Oguri, who is a meta-defining hors.

>>536343235
>777 is the best white recovery in the game, and getting discounts even if you already have it is good
>good aptitude for all the races you want to run to farm affinity
>a lot of the races you want to run to farm affinity are part of her career anyway
>good base affinity with Tachyon, Gold Ship, and Christmas Oguri

If Sweep Tosho can learn to eat her vegetables why can't Haru Urara learn to like pickles?

>>536343234
>collabs

>>536343351
I've used her a lot farming parents and I can confrim that this is indeed true.

>>536343360
But he also suggests to use her for Gold Ship from Ryan.

Yaeno is almost a meme character to me because of CG.

>>536343235
https://youtu.be/CNrEIuwOde4
Asking the same question. Why does it must beMatikane Fukukikatatakaru? I have her untouched (despite already unlocked her racewear) because there's just too many medium long pace / late umas...

>14* groundwork between two parents
>double circle affinity
>only fires off twice in statue events in last 5 runs
Guess I'll bring Air Groove back in for hints....

>>536343378
>777 is the best white recovery in the game
is this true

>>536343380
>Haru Urara
reddit doesn't like pickles

Thoughts?

>>536343113 (OP)
WAGA MAO

What do you mean the next CM is in TWO WEEKS

>>536343113 (OP)
Be honest to me /uma/ you fell for the 2 debuffer meme right?

>>536343464
why is she sunburnt

>>536343478
only because of how COguri works and because it has a unique and consistent timing that is very strong on some tracks in tandem with her unique.

>>536343329
They start adding up at one point.

>>536343529
>he doesn't know how to build late surgers

Is the Head Start Scout a good deal? I have enough paid carrots for it so I could pull the trigger right now. Or should I save them up for something else down the line? It doesn't seem like the selection of uma will change. And I don't plan to keep getting more aside from the daily pack.

>>536343492
She's wide open for the People's Elbow

wife

>>536343536
it is not
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1958710876242157785

Bwos what should I set my borrow support as? I don't have any MLB SSRs except for the free ones (have it set it as the MLB Special Week speed card atm). Wondering if anyone gets a decent amount of friend points from any specific SRs

>>536343537
nekopon is a disgusting p2w whale

>>536343234
kurapika and chrollo were just limited banner units in grub. Do you comprehend that level of jewry?

>>536343428
Both Ryan and Gold Ship are in her top 12 affinities, so I think that's just a kill two birds with one stone thing.

>>536343529
>getting filtered in career
lmao

>>536343642
Sweep

>>536343613
it's a great deal if you don't get unlucky and dupe
then it's a bad deal. Better to get it early than later

>>536343537
i quickly found out in practice room that the rng in this game will inevitable fuck over your ace so 2 aces is optimal

>>536343360
>>536343378
NTA, but are you supposed to work with FKKTR for grandparent and then Tachyon for parent? I don't get it, I mean, Vodka and Grass Wonder have higher affinity than FKKTR and Tachyon.

>4 runs looking for a good parent
>3 1star gut sparks
PLSSSSSSSSS, it's not funny anymore!

>>536343529
>Repeat this until you get a 3* blue spark.

>>536343709
ah but why not THREE aces

>>536343585
I really regret not pulling for her, can i still get spooked by her?

>>536343642
Sweep Tosho 100%

>>536343613
there will be a selector if you're willing to wait 8 months or so

Reasons to make Matikanefukukitaru your long distance ace:
1.) She is cute
2.) She is really cute
3.) She is the cutest

>>536343713
>higher affinity
*to Oguri Cap, forgot pic

>>536343207
For as long as I'm alive.

MIHONO BURUBON

>>536343642
How many borrows do you get with the spe card? As a latefag myself I've borrowed it sometimes and as people who have it burnout and new people come in it'll probably start getting more borrows. Or just go for sweep that's good as well

>>536343492
I would watch her pool and hot tub definitely not borderline porn streams.

>>536343802
She's my Dirt 3rd because B aptitude on her is the best I've got

>>536343852
My autistic daughter's autistic friend!

>>536343773
my aces aren't good enough. they need the stinky

>>536343782
If you're not spending anything you can save at least 600 pulls for the one time banner that has every previous horse in a few months.

do end runners need groundwork

>>536343802
I agree that she is very cute, but her personality gimmick is shallow and her voice is strident. I like her but she cannot be a favorite of mine

>>536343782
Anything is possible, you just gotta BELIEVE.

Guess the sparks bwos
She's undefeated and won classic, spring and autumn triple crown

>>536343804
Erotic

>>536343207
Yes, i cheat on her everyday.

>>536343207
naturally

>>536343713
That line is partly specialised for XOguri since you will want to inherit 777 and U=ma2, but its also good because FKKTR and Tachyon have decent Long aptitudes. You could do it with Vodka and Grass, but query whether you can beat Kikuka Sho (a 3000m long) with Vodka, who has an F in Long

>>536343940
yeah 1 wit
best i can offer

>>536343940
2* speed and pace

>>536343802
Reasons not to make Matikanefukukitaru your long distance ace:
1. She has an annoying voice
2. She jobs in every race
3. She is not just a shrine priestess

>>536343852
Cute wife

>>536343802
I'll make her my debuffer. SURELY her red skill isn't totally useless right haha

I'm not strong enough of a believer I fear

>>536343691
Figures. I still have my selection ticket. Thank you.
>>536343797
Definitely not gonna wait that long. Time to get ready to roll. Thanks too.

>>536344010
they are for long distance

mmm uma pits

>>536343970
>>536343827
You'll also want to run and win Tenno Sho Spring, which is 3200m, so Vodka is absolutely fucked

>>536343967
Underrated umawife

>>536344005
The cutest

>>536344140
IS THAT ASTON MACHAN I SEE?

>>536344061
Its a trap!

I kinda want my uma to NTR me with another trainer... a better trainer...

>>536343802
Don't listen to these assholes:
>>536343989
>>536343924
Your shilling is more honest and appreciated than other girls'. Besides, she's already my long distance team trials member (the ace is everyone's mom).

AIEEEEEE CYGAMES-SAMA PLEASE GIVE ME MORE REFILLS I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME

>>536344125
>>536343970
Right, some of those races are long. Got it, thanks.

>>536343971
>>536343975
>>536343995
Nyooo

>>536344216
Daiwa is a mare.

>>536344262
accept it as the pity 2 star it is

>>536344241
You've already got 265 refills?

show me your ace CM umas /uma/

Is sex a good reward or motivation for umas?

>>536343235
gaslighting game

>>536343870
I get about 15 to 30 borrows with about 500 followers. Sometimes I wonder if the majority of borrows come from people who joined late and want gourmand or if it's from casuals who don't understand the game yet and hit auto-select and get my Spe card.

How does affinity work? I messed around a bit with the affinity calculator and can't seem to get double circles despite using all umas with high affinity

God doing CM daily runs is slow

>>536343613
It's a "free" 10 roll that guarantees a 3* and also helps you star up your other umas or unlock them if you haven't already

Just trained right this afternoon, is it better than my ace on the left?

>>536344352
Good reward as a form of motivation

>>536344479
Actually good slop image.

>>536344475
Why aren't more trainers fucking their umas then?

>>536344473
I don't really know anything about anything but I'd stick with the left one

>>536344473
Right is slightly faster but more susceptible to debuffs, and everybody is (or will be) targeting end closers since Gold Ship is Public Enemy No. 1 for this CM.

wouldnt it be a more fair format to force everyone to only run one uma instead of letting people make teams

>>536344370
That's not bad desu but since you have so many followers you might as well swap it to mlb tosho for a couple of days and see if they bite

Bros I am 5/40, am I cool?

>>536344718
yes bwo stay pure

>>536344650
It would be more fair to have better matchmaking.

>>536344648
well my goldshi on the left loves to go to the middle of the pack early and die to debuffs anyway, that's why I'm banking on the lower power to not put right in front of natures

>get 2nd on the debut
>forget that I got 2nd
>oh boy, time for the Hopefuls!
>can't run Hopefuls, you forgot to win a debut anon
>shit
>win debut
>forget that I didn't race in Hopefuls
>time for the Satsuki Sho!
>don't meet the minimum fan count to run the Satsuki Sho
just glue my shit up

Has someone already figured what is the best time to match against poor people?

>>536344816
Bwo we tried to warn you about Professor of Curvature.

>>536344473
No
Its 1193 speed vs ~1210 speed but with over 100 less stamina
>standard distance
ok 160 less stamina
i do like savvy skills a lot though but thats just my bias

>>536344853
why are you so forgetful? did a horse kick you in the head?

>>536343537
2 debuffer works on my machine.

My CM record is 1-29
I'm literally built to be a Canopus trainer

>>536344140
Vodka is extremely sexy physically but I find her to be too childish personality-wise. She's like somebody's useless younger brother. She will be hot when she grows up though

>>536344875
Whenever you're going to queue.

just had 3 runs back to back of constant mood downs into illnesses and multiple failures on 10s and 5s

Have a marvelous day!

>>536344875
Ironically, within the first hour of availability

>>536344752
do you mean pure shit?

>>536344650
not really since it's too prone to rng like brock and mood. With teams you can strategize in a rock-paper-scissors way with debuff vs ace teams, and have a less chance to lose due to a coinflip. Less, not null.

>>536344718
I'm 3/30 myself. Is there any reason to waste 30 carats to even enter when losing?

>>536344891
i'm gonna run a ticket with the new goldshi and see

>>536344954
its saturday bro

>>536344853
Note to self always schedule a race and just cancel it out later because its a speedbump that forces a popup window..

Is Straightaway Spurt good for all positions next CM or just end?
My knowledge of the inner workings of this game is very low and I must be spoonfed.

>>536344943
lol just have better luck bwo
like just have a better run bwo it's really not that hard just hit all the trainings perfectly bwo just get acupuncture early bwo lol what's the problem here

>>536345064
Read the skill and you'll find out.

>realized that I have good 3* with 3* URA and lots of white sparks from grandparents
>but one of said grandparents is Oguri Cap herself so no affinity for CM farm
Fuark...

>>536345064
Have you tried looking up the skill and reading what it says?

>>536345064
>Smart Falcon poster is dumb again

>It's another move to the middle of the pack and don't activate Anchors Aweigh match
Just fuck my shit up.

>>536345039
you can try CM rooms. They fill up fast if you host and there's plenty of them all the time. You'll likely lose because people who run are sweats though, but you could try to have a feel on which one feels better. Probably hard to do since it's the same horse so no dupe on the same team

Should I get more acceleration or velocity skills for long races?

She's meant to be lucky, right?

>>536343235
>no classic arima
>not taking the mood down penalty running QEC both years for 3 races in a row
are you even trying.

>>536343478
Always activates with 777m left which makes it the most consistent recovery skills in the game.
This is almost always mid race which is optimal for recovery while not having the restrictions of race stratergy/distance like most mid-race recovery have, for example hydrate or small breather and doesn't demand a shitty game state like calm in the crowd or lay low

>>536345048
I said day not sunday, retard! Now you better have a marvelous day or else

>lost to a B+ Opera
Grim

>>536345064
>all positions

>>536345173
heads or tails
call it

the tierlist just drop la

>>536344650
I honestly don't know why they didn't just do some shit like average uma score with some additional parameters to fuck over/account for sandbagging (whether purposeful or as a result of something like running a dedicated debuffer). Someone with an Uberfuhrer SS A+ Rank Gold Ship with S Turf and Medium really shouldn't be getting matched into a 500 Stamina Teio with 800 Speed.

>>536345223
>the urara gaslighting has already started

>>536345223
Thanks Vincent!

>>536345223
OGURI PEAK

>replace a stamina card with a wit card
>NOW EVERYONE WANTS TO HANG OUT ON WIT
>MY WIT TRAINING IS LVL4 WHILE SPEED/STAM STILL LVL2
what the fuck happened

>>536345221
Easy game.

Is it gay and tranny to like umas that were originally stallions? Please respond.

lmao NPC Rudolf in my CM match

>>536345035
well you get monies and support points, I need them for card leveling so

>>536345357
what the helly

>>536345336
only if they still look like men, for example Ryan, Opera and Vodka

>>536345136
Nah i still have todays tickets for Taurus cup, so i'll use her there. It's not looking good for her so far since she got 5th while my Oguri keeps winning as usual

I'm fucked once the strong golships show up

Bwos I just went 5/5 then 1/5. I'm starting to think... luck might be involved???

>>536345418
*rape you*

What's wrong with the Uma Musume Universe?

Oguri is really the horse for automatic win for shitters huh? Am I losing because I don't have her?

>>536345180
>>no classic arima
doesn't stack

>>536345435
no way...

god I need more umas so much.
>no cap
>no Mac
>no dad puns

>>536345478
Oguri loses to Goldship

>>536345469
everything

>>536345435
You know too much.

>>536345534
Nobody is stopping you from pulling.
>B-b-but the meta--
Oh, and how's chasing the meta working out for you?

>>536345478
honestly, yea. I didn't get her and I'm really feeling it with my 30% WR golshi

>>536345534
>he fell for the Support card meme

>1/5 twice in a row
wtf is happening today

>no 1 favorite - lose
>no 1 favorite - lose
>no 1 favorite - lose
>no 1 favorite - lose
>no 1 favorite - lose

Alright, fuck this event. I am never buying any pack ever fucking again.

I love NTR

>>536345620
I sparked kita and also curren
they aren't dedicated banner horses
Mostly I just want them for collection purposes

>>536345702
NOOO YOU MUST BUY CARATS

>>536345636
Golshi beats Oguri bwo. My Ace Oguri with S Medium loses to my Ace Golshi with A Medium most of the time.

>>536345534
every day i wake up and tell myself that i will have so many umas once i roll on the meisho doto banner

>>536345769
my beautiful daughters ruining my car insurance

>>536345702
>Trusting the favorite system
Your mistake

>>536345763
alt skins are only available on their specific banners

>>536343234
>why doesnt cygames have any anime collabs with uma musume?
those horse yakuza is fucking menace in japland

>>536345917
skins are SHIT anyways

What Umas have been ruined for you because their fans are extremely retarded? Mine are Doto and Bakushin

>>536345703
i love NTR too...

>>536345917
nta but I did get McQueens alternative outfit on Taishin's banner.

>>536345910
Well what the fuck am i supposed to trust then? I don't see fucking stats of the opponents.

I've done exactly two 10pulls (one on the guaranteed 3*, one on accident). The rest has been from daily 1pulls. Come, taking the dolphinpill.

Sell me on NTR.

hey bro
shoulda joined us at open league bro
we are all chilling down here

Name a more useless skill

>Oguri "I'M LE STRONGEST AND MOST LOVED IDOL HORSE!" FRAUD
>jobs to a random 3rd rate burger horse

>have an incredibly shit run riddled with mood downs, migraine, night owl, races lost, having to use clocks
>3 stamina spark

>have an incredibly good run winning every g1
>1 guts

uuuh...

>>536345965
You can see them after the race tho, the favorite system looks at hors stats in a vacuum and doesn't take skills into account

I will NEVER take pvp seriously until they make spark farming less random casino shit

>>536344650
Making some sort of elo-like system + matchmaking and matches are happening each day on random tracks would be better.
This shit feels so random, maybe second round would be better.

Since jap race horses typically only race for 3 years then bounce out; become breeders if they have a good track record or at least good heritage if the horse is a shitter. How does the work for uma musumes? Like the career, it also follows the same shit, junior, classic, senior
What happens to the uma musumes after that? They just run forever?

>>536345965
favourites probably based on ratings. Slightly lower rating horses can absolutely mog higher rating ones depending on the skills and whether or not wit padding is involved

>>536346009
I em blonde bbw pawg type

>>536345702
More like
>Mood BAD
>Mood BAD
>Mood BAD

>>536346138
retired umas can get same jobs that humans get
they got thumbs

>>536346079
Makes sense that you get rewarded for beating hard mode

>>536346138
Same deal. Run for 3 years, then retire to be bred (by me).

>>536346131
I mean it's the way for whales to wave their wallets. It was never supposed to be serious in the first place. Just giving them something so they can pay for the game.

>>536345336
I'll bite this bait.
When you look at an anime girl, why do you think about the genitals of the horse it was based on? Is it so that you'll have no reservations if you have to fuck the horse in real life? If you think about these scenarios constantly, it is deeply concerning with regards to your psyche.

so if I qualified for A today and not yesterday, I'm going to explode tomorrow, right?

>>536346138
They move into a different series

>>>536339960
What's the source for this version?
Can't seem to find it anywhere

>>536345336
it's about as gay as liking saber because she's king arthur

>>536346138
in game they join your post game crew duh

in the story they show Goldship's retirement as her "moving to the dream league" which is the fanfic all star league JRA dreamed up in this ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDpK38Lhdac

retired umas can become assistants to the director at tracen academy

>>536346210
>>536345702
For me its
>Mood BAD no 2 favorite - WIN
>Mood GOOD no 1 favorite - LOSE

>>536346138
they become the trainer's wives

>>536346284
You misspelled altria

>>536346138
1. Move to a different series, the dream league which is like a smash bros for all umas of all ages
2. Breed with their trainers, it is inevitable
3. Get a normal job, they're half human already

I don't have 3rd dirt runner

>>536346138
They get CTE in UMMA.

>>536346265
Nah it's really RNG-reliant and people that have already qualified are still running the same teams as yesterday so you probably just got unlucky

>win rate in days 1 and 2 was only 80%
it's over for me this cm, isn't it?

>>536344965
nta but if im freeing up borrowed mlb creek on wedding mayano, which card should i slot in then?

>>536346493
yea, kill yourself right now to save everyone the trouble

>>536346371
>>536346416
what if the trainer has a wife already

Great start

>went from 4/5-5/5 yesterday to not winning a single race today
WTF. never queuing at this hour again

Umamumume

Why the fuck is Urara's compatibility uniquely shit
What if you actually want to train her to compete properly

>>536346295
HOLY FUARKIN KIIIIIIIIIIIIINO

>>536346031
>they both job to a 6-year old mare
Kneel for the kiwis.

>>536346079
It's the way of life, dear

>>536345483
>doesn't stack so don't do it
More for epithet bonus + being the highest fan race of the entire year.
if you're doing a parent horse might as well be fan farming too.

>>536346596
why would anyone want to mix genes with a loser?

>>536346596
She never bred irl

>>536346596
>in nobody's generation
>part of nobody's stable
>has no real notable race
what do you want them to do?

>>536346695
I have 2
it's a mix of spd/stam/guts
AND spd/stam/wit
it's hell

name ONE uma that is NOT a fraud champion

>>536346537
99% of trainers are SINGLE
Both male and female
They dedicate too much on uma musumes, like damn

>>536346695
>tfw you managed a 6 stam 3 pwr hons
>it has no white sparks

>>536346679
Goldshi's father, apparently

>>536346424
Should've rolled for Smart Falcon

>>536346138
You breed them to make more umas

>>536345965
>I dont' see stats of the opponents
>can check every gate before the race start for full stat+skill on top of mood and stratergy being used
???

>>536346020
might be useful when meta becomes 6/9 nige'rs..

>Enter my shoddy mid tier horses
>Enter match making
>All my umas are completely stat mogged
>Win
Umamusume is a luck game, shrimple as that

>>536346745
EL CONDOR PASA

It's only natural that umamusume marry their trainers. After all, there is no one who knows them better.

>late start and/or rushed keeps killing Bourbon's ult
WEH

>>536346816
The line that could have been holy shit

>>536346517
Depends on what you're building her for. If you're making her a debuffer, something like SR Wit Marvelous, if you're building her as a parent, Power Yaeno or another good card for skills, if you don't have it and you run her as Pace, SSR Speed Spe.

The free slot means you can do whatever you need for the kind of Bridal Mayano you're trying to make at the time.

>>536346416
How about all 3?

>>536346596
It is what it is
Best set up I have lmao

How do I cope with the fact I only follow 2 people with a stamina spark that'll either give medium s or pace chaser s and after my 3 runs, I only have shitty 1 star sparks that barely give anything?

>>536346745
EL NUMERO UNO

>>536346907
king pasa

>>536345965
you literally can retard

>>536346596
I think you can increase compatibility by having the uma parent(s) of your choice run Haru's career races

Starting at an inner gate is basically just a death sentence right? How is this fair?

>>536346951
>Best compatibility is between her surrogate mom and a complete whacko with the exact opposite track aptitudes
i see

>>536346695
I *REALLY* WANT TO HAVE SEX

>>536346929
1 and 3 are kinda incompatible. Being an athlete is a separate endeavor already.
It's either 1 and 2 or 2 and 3
Uma King Halo's chose 2 and 3 btw

>>536347013
Unless you are a fronter/pacer and now you have basically free path to the front of the pack

>>536343598
you're not getting any "building" done by the time those races roll around

Iron will? More like iron won't.

>>536347013
last i checked inners are good for front runners since they can just take the tight turns while end chuds want to be all the way outside

>Front runner instead of Medium S again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

How important Subdued/Flustered/Hesitant X skills, compared to Tether, Eyes and Murmur? Are they just nice to have, or build defining?

>>536346295
Kino

>refuse to train wit
>uma gets brocked
>"literally nothing i could do about it" cope
many such cases

>>536347067
Surprisingly fair, agreed.

>>536347127
Flustereds and Hesitants are good, Subdued you only buy when you're out of the former two

>>536346636
who dis

Mambo's popularity feels extremely manufactured.

>>536347081
>>536347116
Obviously talking about Golshi, I mean c'mon.

>>536347142
>Front run
>Avoid this issue entirely

>missed out on KSB
how over is it for me

>>536347219
The game took a big drop in enjoyability after we lost the daily ei ei mun

>>536347219
I mean, making el condor pasa's falcon popular would have to be manufactured. He doesn't even have a model.

>>536347256
fuck you

doctor pavel im cia

>>536347142
>train wit
>uma dies because of no stamina
>uma gets overtaken because no max speed
>heh at least I didn't get brocked

>>536347279
If you don't at least have Super Creek I'm afraid your account is bricked. And if your Super Creek is not MLB you'll struggle a lot more to make good umas compared to people who have MLB Kitasan and can borrow MLB Creek.

>>536346295
Who would sweep in this lineup?
Add Prime Equinox and Prime Almond Eye

>>536347359
Hello Cia

I caaaan't escape this heeeeell
So maaaany times I triiiieeeed
But I am still caaaaged insiiiide
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I CAAAN'T COOONTROOOOL MYSELF

When the fuck is the next event? it's been like 3 weeks since the dia/kita one

>>536347347
No fuck YOU buddy.

>>536347416
you're leaving already?

>>536347428
HMMMM DEFINITELY NOT AFTER THE CURRENT PVP EVENT
you dipfuck

>>536347428
Taurus Cup is happening right now!

>>536347217
Folkqueen from the Cingrey manga

>5 win ticket followed by subsequent 3/2/1 win tickets
We love to see it.
Keep getting raped by Pace Chasers with 1200 Spd and Med S.

I have 18k carats. What do I do with it

>>536347414
Daiwa and Air Groove my beloveds

>>536347219
???
are you schizoing that cygames is puppeting all the accounts that are making mambo memes

>>536347463
y-you aren't supposed to return it....

>set it to front
is this just cope

>>536347428
You now know why global has an accelerated schedule.
It was 9 weeks between the dia/kita event and the june bride event. After that events became much more regular.

>>536347414
kommandant de nihon trust the 100 year plan

>only 0LB Kita and Creek
Still just gonna roll more umawives

>>536347380
what if .... ALL STATS ... are important...
dude....................

>>536344931
Yeah, that's by design. Gimlet is the cooler older brother who she tries to mimick kek.

Stop hating CM

>>536347508
Hold until next CM, which is when Seiun Sky comes out.

>>536347584
She gets gapped by el condor pasa and by grass wonder, it's an embarrassment for her to even be there

>>536347414
Silence Suzuka of course.

>>536346295
Starting to think one of the game staff saw and was enamoured by this fanfic and decided to pitch it then the others added anime girls to make it stick
Line up looks like a pipedream in reality but is definitely an average TT match

>>536347607
>guts

>>536347607
This is why they invented guts. They wants a dump stat people could skip...

>>536347621
>globaltards only like her because she has big boobs and golshit fears her
Grim

>>536347414
Why is tachyon among those goats

>>536347501
Everyone said to play Gold Ship, that she'd rule the turf. Turns out she's fairly inconsistent. Two debuffers and a Gold Ship is all eggs in a moody basket.

>>536347705
>>536347717
JUST YOU WAIT
YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THE GUTS REVOLUTION

>>536347752
She's the Justin Herbert of umamusume
>IF

>>536347219
That's just how Chinese people are.

>>536347725
I like her for her calm demeanour. And big boobs

How are your races going lads?

Guys I want to impregnate Fine Motion so bad. I want to dirty her royal genes with my dirty commoner seed.

Tachyonbros what's our next cope?

>>536347414
>Orfevre
>Daiwa Scarlet
>Buena Vista
>Air Groove
>Deibuinbakto??
>Mister CB
>King Kamehameha
>Narita Brian
>Symboli Rudolf
>El Condor Pasa
>Oguri Cap
>Agnes Tachyon
>TM Opera O
>Special Week
>Tokai Teio
>Vodka
>Mejiro McQueen
>Silence Suzuka

>extra tank becomes useful
>guts becomes useful
>even front running becomes useful
we are truly playing the vanilla wow classic before the game got better with BC and WOTLK

>>536347752
le potential horse

>>536347601
Based, but how's your CM

>>536347672
>I WILL MAKE THE DREAM(夢) LEAGUE REAL WITH BLACK JACK AND ANIME GIRLS RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH

Is it just me or is this mood buff ridiculously high?

>>536347851
Deep Impact

I can't win all those races as Matikanefukukitaru

MY FUARKING OVERLORD

>>536347851
Deep IMPAKUTO

>>536347851
DOPE IMPACT

>>536347832
>impregante
That's imposibble because she is an intersex.

i only managed to get tazuna out of the creek banner

>>536347725
Yes.

remember to save for el condor pasa speed bwos that is the next kitasan

>>536348020
How soon is that?

>>536347937
kek raped

>>536348020
In a year?

>>536347842
I'm not racing with you Pokke just leave it be already

>>536347937
LOCK THE FUCK IN BRO

>>536347672
based

>>536347929
Neither. It's okay though, I can't get a 3* spark either.

>>536347821
Big tits love hell yeah!

>>536348020
I skip her because Almond Milk powercrept her soon after.

>>536348057
2.5 anni so like a year

>>536347864
I'm sure I'll get rolled in round 2

>>536347963
>>536347940
>>536347928
Well shit my kana clearly isnt yet good enough to intuit words i wasnt anticipating..
or maybe it would be if i could tell pa from ba in those pixels

How come no one likes Doto? Biggest tits in the game and she's barely mentioned by secondaries.

>>536348131
Oh ok, remind me again in half a years' time then

TOMORROW IS SUNDAY

>roll 100 times on narita taishin banner
>get literally 0 3*s
this happened a week ago
and i'm still salty about it

>>536348183
We don't know her except as the cute cat hors and the Opera O friend.

>>536348183
she's not in the game, hornyposter

>>536348183
We love Doto here.

>>536348237
It's all good. I'm going to do the same on the wedding banner

>>536348183
Why the fuck do you care what secondaries think, SEAnigger-kun?

whoa
surprise dog event

>>536348284
Bwo your Baja Blast???

>>536348183
But we love Dotou here? It's just that she's not in the game yet so there's not much to talk about.
https://youtu.be/6c7sxmRpANI

>>536348160
>>536347851

just realized
>if Spurdo Sparde sboke jabanese

>>536348183
She has to speak in-game first

>>536348302
sex
simple as

>>536348284
Thus always to Japanese gachas. When this one dies as a direct result of being literally 5 years behind, I'll go back to playing 0 of them.

can't wait for the oguri shaming races.

Is there anyone else that still can't comprehend that Ryan and Ticket's tits are massive? My brain just somehow refuses to accept it.

>>536348183
Imagine being this desperate to pimp out your favorite, couldn't be me.

>>536348183
I like Doto but she's not out so

>>536348284
Yes. This isn't a problem with globally relased gachas you know. I hope their sales are shit in Global because everyone's waiting for umas they want.

>>536348510
stop looking at tickezo's tickezos

>>536348510
Didn't ticket get redesigned to be small than her card art?

I came to realize that my speed and stam cards are too shit to build anything remotely competitive for long or medium. That sucks.

>>536348605
The problem is the same, the only difference is one can plan for it while the other can't.

>>536348183
I remember when someone was asking what makes Doto cute in this webm going on about wanting a woman intelligent as himself.

>>536348460
>>536348482
Cows

uhh bros Super Creek told me to invite her over for dinner to celebrate her URA win and i did but she locked the doors and closed the windows, im in the bathroom right now and i can hear her moving stuff around, what should i do?

>>536348605
our sales surge to just above or just below the big shooty games on steam with every new release, I don't think we are going to have sales issues for a while.

Can someone tell me how G1 sparks work? Lets say I win hopeful stakes get a spark on it, but how does that exactly benefit the on the next career if the parent has this spark from hopeful stakes?
What I want to know is that isn't it more beneficial to try and get a blue spark, thus focusing on reaching 1100 on the desired stat by training?

Emperorkeks swerve
This is an OverlordChad general

I like Agnes Tachyon

>
Why

How the hell do you win a career while spamming the triple crowns as Fukukitaru??? Her skill seems useless?

>>536348727
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list

chefs kiss

>>536348732
You're supposed to post the buzz light year image

>>536348727
should always hit 600/600/600 to maximize a 3* blue and as many shared G1s as possible. it isn't one or the other

>>536348150
BALS
TO
THE
WALL

hehehehehe

>>536348748
horse dumb
horse boxed

>>536348710
I love ushimusume

>>536348727
The G1 spark is just a nice bonus. The real prize is the bonus affinity you get from the parent and child having won the same race. More affinity = better chance for inheriting the skills you want and better chance for activating pink sparks.

>>536348667
I needed crazy rng to get anything decent for medium but long is not happening lmao

>the fucking chink that I'm trying to buy a starter account from just stopped responding
Should I start spamming taiwan at him or something?

>wonderful mistakes triggers
>just when i get all supports to max friendship

>>536348150
Rice can run front?

>>536348827
I would never stop having sex with her

>hmmm my golshi doesn't have capped speed I should do that
>do 1 career
>immediately get S medium
>once again don't cap speed but move from 1050 to 1150 with higher power & stamina
almost no rainbow speed senior year. on one hand its total bullshit but on the other whatever i'll take it because getting the S medium on the other took a shitload of runs

>>536348710
>>536348910
Touch the cows, touch them now!

When does round 2 CM start, tonight or tomorrow?

>>536348964
Yeah I hit the celing of what my deck can do. I can maybe make a decent medium, but long aint happening anytime soon, if at all.

How much speed and stamina does a debuff Uma need for this CM?

>>536349059
In 5 minutes.

>>536348981
It's 8pm in China, he's got to go to bed for school at 6am

>>536348981
just buy and play the jp one

>>536348794
I've also been having some issues with her jobbing in every race, but borrowing an MLB Tazuna Hayakawa helped a lot in my last run. Also spending skill points and not saving them to the end helped, as did putting her on pace for shorter races and late for the longs. Ultimately, it seems to come down to RNG whether you'll win or not. The NPC in pic related had a 200/200/200 stat line while Matikanefukukitaru had something like 650/500/400. When you're blocked, you're blocked.

>>536349092
don't bother with debuffers

>>536349046
I worse feeling than this. Knowing even a single rainbow could've pushed you over the edge.

>>536349092
enough to win URA finale, ~600

I love both smol and big uma

>>536349092
enough that you can keep up with the pack so they can debuff the niggers in front at the last spurt before dying out

>>536348981
Post the copypasta at him, you know the one. What are you looking for anyway?

>>536349162
I've been running 4speed 2stam but I'll try 3-2-1 with a Tazuna MLB

>>536349194
this is basically what happened. last training she had 50 energy and miraculously failed a speed double rainbow

>>536348857
>>536348953
okay, Its because I noticed if I race too much the actual uma itself will be subpar.

>>536349235
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>>536349165
I have an Agnes Tachyon in my comp that has a 1.3% win rate or some shit. I need a quick easy replacement for her without needing to grind out a max speed uma because I don't have the deck available to build another max speed uma without serious grinding.

>>536349198
>>536349234
I'll aim for around that 6-700 mark then, cheers. Is the approach just 4 with cards with debuffs on them + Tosho and Rice Shower for a speed and stamina card with debuffs on them too?

I didn't expect Nice Nature runs to be so entertaining, i expected having to muddle through a bit because you are exchanging stats for debuffs
But seeing Nature swamp everyone in red mist and cripple everyone around her while she just shoves past has been really funny to watch

Nandayo moooooou

help

>>536349372
Delete this right now

>>536349047
God fucking bless.

>>536349374
Deck is Rudolf R, Marvelous Sunday SR, Agnes Tachyon SR, Rice Shower SSR, Air Groove R, Borrow MLB kitasan for stats.

>>536349372
heh

>>536349017
NTA, but I'm pretty sure she has B Front Running

>>536349235
a cheap Bourbon + Brian starter account with carats and only tutorial cleared.

>>536349341
Had the same happen with a Narita Taishin yesterday. Failed a 25% for a +67 that would've got me capped speed. Heartbroken, I was.

How much Wit do you need to consistently proc shit like swinging maestro? I'm running my umas at 400-450 range.

>>536349372
oh no I can't post in the thread anymo

I apparently haven't wont a long URA yet
And I just made a long daiwa run for shits and giggles
She got the ticket and won the URA
She took the long virginity and my hotspring virginity
What the fuck

The only real answer is Nice Nature running as the Ace.

>>536349372
fuck you capitalist pig

>>536349503
I'll have to skip on the Rudolf just cuz she'll be who I'm running but the rest is doable-ish, cheers.

>>536349375
Interesting. I struggle to train her, because I run pure debuff deck. I'm too used to crutch on 4 spd 2 stam meta deck.
So every run with her is a pure struggle, because she lacks stats, can't win, can't hit fan breakpoints, get enough skill points etc. First time in a long time where I had to waste clocks.

>>536349587
daiwa sex

>>536348183
I like Doto...
I have TM Opera O and after finding out how IRL they kept fucking coming at each other in G1 after G1 after G1 i feel obligated to roll for her

>>536349549
400-450 is more than enough for an ace runner this CM.

>>536349372
Daily reminder China is the kind of place that would capture Umas, ground them up to paste and dust and use them as dick pills.

Keep telling those lies

>>536349324
That's what I've had the most success with. Good luck, anon, and I hope your sparks turn out better than mine did...

>>536349587
She’s number one after all

>>536349549
I tend to aim to 500-600 range

I have 0 clocks. I don't even know how you unlock them.

>>536349693
Can't decide if I hate or like that jello-like bubbly animation style by anna anon.

>>536349783
>they turn umas into the glue inside your dick
grim

try getting capped wit its better than power most of the time

>500 posts in one hour


I can't track uma threads.

>>536349534
Hell, AND Heaven yeah!

>>536349783
nah they are way too common
they are always after some exotic/dying out shit

>>536348643
screaming ticket

>>536349903
I think it's cute

>>536349878
You can buy them in the Tazuna store that pops up when you do your daily races and shit for 2k. Or you can just wait for the trillions of fucking handouts for something you stop using after a few months of rolling

PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA

>>536349456
Hell, (AND Heaven) yeah!

>>536349834
>>536349834
This was my first run with her while spamming crown G1s so I guess it's a good start

GOD DAMMIT

>>536349903
its fyetish shit

if global had an ounce of self respect theyd play the jp version instead of this jewish expired slop of a cocktease. Reminder the cocktease will never end you will be permanently behind jp on every release.

>>536349995
AlmondGOD why did (you) delete this?

>>536348794
Dont know. I blame my shit deck for it. I tried for week and got nothing to show for it.

>>536349657
I opted for more run stability
instead of 4 spd 2 stam i only swapped a speed for Marvelous, and i kept the Super Creek borrow instead of finding an MLB Air Groove or something in order to keep stamina up while supporting a 0LB Satono Crown (that didnt even get to give me Tether, damn)
I did piss points away for Maruzensky's ult even though she wont be able to use it very well in PVP because after running several horses with her transplanted unique it seems like a gigantic career insurance policy lol

>>536349932
ITS TOO SLOW /uma/ IS DYING POST FASTER

>>536350129
Nice sparks

Almond Cow spotted

>>536348953
>from the parent and child having won the same race
Isn't affinity calculated when you choose parents? How are the parent and child going to have the same races won if the child hasn't ran any races yet?

>>536349695
cute

>>536350281
I really wish I could jerk off right now

almond fags already made me hate almond and i havent even seen the fucking horse

Feeling lucky?

I want to farm taiki sparks as parents but i dont want to let my club down...

>70% wr for golshi
I'm starting to get tired of winning folks.

>>536350283
Nta but parent and grandparent

>>536345256
They are too lazy for that and whales slurp it up anyway so no reason to do better.
We have team trials already and instead of a proper matchmaking system (which won't even be that hard to implement) some ("rating" which does not necessarily means a good horse) is used.

Almond Fraud
And she wouldn't be able to surpass Dream Journey, Mejiro Ardant and Neo Universe when it comes to being for (You)

>>536350408
No

>>536350481
I'm afraid of dream journey.

>>536350457
Isn't that something that comes later? iirc now it's just a flat affinity bonus for any race the parents/grandparents ran.

>>536344650
just make debuffs affect everyone, including your own umas

>>536349372

what about human rights?

>>536350121
>>536350281
I love my moo-dy umas

>>536350018
China bankrolling a pretty niche trade in Russia, where locals blast terrain with high-pressure water hoses in hopes to unearth mammoth tusks. They can earn pretty money, if they get lucky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REgVkpWkh-o

It's like a scuffed Gold Rush.

God please give me this line up for the Grand Final...

>>536350562
WHY!?

Since I have played this game I have been fascinated by horses. I'm talking about "learn how to ride and to go to work on horseback" levels of fascination. Then I learned just the upkeep is high as fuck.

>CM, my Daiwa Scarlet way in the lead in the last spurt
>Oh shit, a Gold Ship is closing the gap, fast
>Start cheering on my Daiwa to no avail
>The Gold Ship swoops in at the last second to claim first by a neck
>Smack my head in frustration
>"Wai wai wai... ore!"
>Turns out it was my Gold Ship who stole first place for a 1-2 finish
>Was too tunnel-visioned to notice the caret above her
Gold Ship I love you and all but you'll be the death of me one day

>>536350641
>china bankrolls the entire ivory and other rare animal trade to create fake medicine to rub it on their dicks
>still have micro dicks

>>536345256
If whales can't beat some shitters and show off then what would be the point of whaling? I won't be surprised if their system does this shit on purpose (it's unnecessary really, but still) so some players can feel better and continue to bring money in.

>>536350743
no pantsu? someone fix this with ai please

>>536350689
I fear angry flatties

>>536349534
Carats from the mail? How many carats are you expecting? I can possibly hook you up with that.

>>536344875
I went 8/10 queuing around this time yesterday (maybe a couple hours earlier) and 16/20 queuing up in the first hour of the reset today. watching the races I did feel the first hour might have been slightly easier but doesn't seem to make much of a difference

>>536350812
There's nothing to fear, please return to her side

>>536350984
Lazy fuck

>>536350727
Don't let your dreams die, do it! And show us all one day.

I don't want to farm STA sparks anymore
i want to be happy

>2* speed/15* stamina
>11* long
>4* straightaway spurt
Is this good enough to start grinding golshi aces?

>>536351062
you should see my graveyard of matikanefukukitarus

>>536350952
I heard she kills people and umas and I believe it.

>>536351062
Just play the game normally you retard, we still have 5 more years to go

>>536351028
So?

>>536350572
Currently its +1 affinity from any graded wins shared by legacies and sub-legacies. Later it’s changed to +3 but only G1 races count

>>536350641
I've been there (not in the field though). It's fascinating that the city is built on permafrost - it never thaws more than a few meters down from a surface. Keeps those mammoths in good condition. I think there was even some not completely rotten meat extracted.

>>536350926
15k+ sounds realistic for a minimal roll account made before golshi week

>>536350738
I did the same thing my very first race

>>536351117
Only if they harm you in any way

>>536351062
Wow that's nostalgic

I can't tell if I love or hate Helios.

>>536351421
I hate her but I also hate Vivlos, it is what it is

>>536351421
I can tell that I love her.

>>536351421
I lover her lots

>>536351421
I hate how far away she is

>>536351359
Did they expand the 200 veteran limit or are you just saving these for some reason?

damn the best uma musume player got me bricked up

My muñequita, my Spanish Tracen Mona Lisa

I'm fairly new, can someone explain what is the half anniv banner? And why many ppl said you should pull on that banner?

>>536351659
Hello, ICE?

>>536351674
I think its Summer Maru

How am I supposed to train 1200 stam while also having good enough speed?

I am going to breed my trainee
I can't take it anymore
Fuck Tracen's rules

>>536351647
I'm at 340. Not sure if they did expand it or if I'm retarded and spent carats to expand it a long time ago.
>or are you just saving these for some reason?
I love Rudolf and don't have the heart to nuke them.

>>536351851
MLB kitasan and MLB super creek, surely you already had both by now?

>>536351851
You don't.

do debuffers try to pick up any uniques or are they just completely irrelevant?

>>536350757
>I won't be surprised if their system does this shit on purpose
It's literally the cornerstone of all F2P marketing design. The sole purpose of an F2P player is to be clubbed by the paying players and to have their wealth flaunted against, kind of like a nobleman flaunting his riches to a peasant.
Straight from the horse's mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNjI03CGkb4

does affinity greatly affect passing on pink and white skills? how come i can't get a single fucking medium s in like 20 careers.

>>536351851
Easy, you don't.

why do girls even play this game if they dont get horny on the umas or are they actually homosexual or do they self insert as the girls and then try to date themselves

God it's so hype when last surgers/end closers rush to finish while passing literally everyone.

>>536351851
you get what you get
and that is why long CMs are the most exciting ones

>>536350639
Mmm.

>>536351865
Why would you potentially ruin her career with a pregnancy?

>>536351994
>the burger snaps in half

>>536351995
They self insert as the trainee.

iMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP ROUND 1 POLL
iMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP ROUND 1 POLL

https://strawpoll.com/PKgleYPOoZp
https://strawpoll.com/PKgleYPOoZp
https://strawpoll.com/PKgleYPOoZp

iMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP ROUND 1 POLL
iMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP ROUND 1 POLL

>>536351995
The girls are cute and I may want some to spit on me.
But also the stories behind them are interesting.

>>536352023
I almost gave up on my Narita Taishin and was about to go build another, only to watch her pop Pump Some Iron and absolutely STORM through the pack. It's a different feeling from Goldship's relentless creeping up.

>>536351995
Maybe they just like the cute horses and the stories too

>>536352098
Yeah Fuku got that unlucky with her burgers.

>>536352124
/uma/ sure is full of liars

>>536351851
It's pretty hard, I tried yesterday to get there with my lacking cards and couldn't even win URA finals and I've not reached stamina cap.

>>536351674
It's a banner where you have to waste 200 rolls to get the card you want you would have gotten in 50 - 150 rolls on her banner instead.

>>536352285
You get 8 attempts. It really isn't hard to qualify.

>>536352124
>Over 90% of /uma/ toreinas qualified for A group in Round 2
You aren't in the bottom 5%, are you?

>>536352043
I feel like a sucker, every time I see an uma in a cowkini, I immediately want to roll for her.