>Just realized 6 people on my Followers List that used to log on religiously by the hour haven't logged on at all today
OH NO, THE CM DEPRESSION IS KICKING IN.

TORANA-SAN DID YOU DO IT?! DID YOU WIN YOUR CM? WHAT DID YOUR TEAM LOOK LIKE, DID YOUR HORSE MAKE YOU PROUD?

REMINDER THAT YOU WILL GET MATCHED BASED ON YOUR REGISTRATION TIME
DON'T REGISTER YET

>>536413079
Show us your rivals

>>536353750
>he invests on a gacha gayme

>>536275213
nigga what the fuck

HUMAN WOMEN!!

>>536098183
Wait what

>>535677731
YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MARUZENSKY RUN ON EVERY LENGTH WHEN YOU LACK HORSES

Imagine your Uma running towards you at full uma speed to glomp you and break your entire ribcage and crush your lung

>>533956295
>someone actually fell for it

>>717102995
Which cards do that?

wit game was funny for like a day why does this general have so many guidefags

>>532698323
>

LET ME FEEL THE POWER
THAT CAN RIP ME TO SHREDS

>>532245859
>doesn't know how to greentext
I banish you to the Reddit Realm

This is why I don't pay anything to vtubers. This is the endgame of where your money goes. Imagine actually paying for the marriage of the women you already spend your time watching, because you pay to support her, not for some "entertaining" bullshit, you buy merch it is solely to support her, and now she openly says she is going to use for another man.
I rather pay a fucking gacha because I know it will fund the next horse girl animes. Fuck this shit. And to think Saba did the exactly same thing as Nimi at debut. I believe this year will still get funnier.

CHECK YOUR PRESENTS IN 6 MINUTES

Today I will remind them.
The career mode/stories is like a vn with route selections. You canonically become the personal trainer of a team of Umas from your scouts (Gacha).
Go back to brown dust 2 you cuck.

>>531947907
HUMAN

>wondering why the thread was dead
>I was the one in the dead thread
Anyway how the FUCK do sparks work?
If I focus on Stamina does it increase my chance of getting 1/2/3* stamina sparks?

UMA

>>530144304
>>530144423
>mcQueen ult+speed star
>win every race by 5L at least
she's hilarious once you get going

>>714585743
It's true, if you watch his races you'll see he doesn't even run most of the race and just trots behind the rest of the horses and sometimes wouldn't even begin walloping despite his jockey doing everything he could to get him moving. There's some in depth videos that talk about his whole career but most are in japanese, I could only find this one in english so give it a watch if you can stand the robotic voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbvZjzP1fwQ

>>529864756
>Another one fell for the "Trainer" meme
Keikaku doori

IT'S A NEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I hope they start pushing those event races out fast, I need something more to run daily than just the daily quests and doing career runs for better gene RNG

Good on you for deciding to try it. I'm tired of hearing steam drones say they'll only switch when gayben releases steam OS for all hardware (never going to happen nor is it needed)

>>528893346
PUT THE HORSE IN THE SHREDDER