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hors

Almond Milk

THE GOAT

what's the lowest stamina I could do with an Tachyon wtih her unique + Maestro? These stamina cards simply do not want to play ball this run.

>>536117754
>Super cute
>Luna: But 10 times worse
>Clingy as hell
>Super cute

I am from reddit and I have over 1 million karma.
Give me an uma wife.

is pot5 on nice nature mandatory?

Falco!

Digitan LOVE

>>536118004
Yes, without all-seeing eyes she's a brick.

I'm trying to keep my hands off the uma I'm training, but this brat is really testing my patience.

>>536117660
Wouldn't 800 stam + Go Home be better instead considering how Maestro procs on the 1st corner where you've barely used any stamina

>(You) are having terrible luck with partnering up with an Uma
>one day, when you're feeling down, you coincidentally happen upon Dream Journey who shows off her racing skills
>very coincidentally, she also doesn't have a trainer because her frame is so small and no trainer thinks she has potential
>maybe you two should team up
>Orfevre meets you one day and thinks you suck
>questions her sister why she would demean herself with a naive rookie trainer
>"That's exactly why I teamed up with him."


>later you find out that one of the Umas that was suppose to be with you and then rejected you in fact traded with Dream Journey for her trainers
>a veteran expert trainer was scouting Dream Journey and in a very coincidental discussion about trainers, Dream Journey says she can swap trainers
>when confronted, she admits it
>says the other Uma simply did not deserve (You) and was shallow

>reveals that several years ago, the two of you were admirers of a racing Uma that was an underdog
>when the two of you were watching one of her races, (You) offered her a seat since she was short and needed a better seat
>(You) were so sincere about that Uma one day winning that from this point Dream Journey decided you were the one who was going to be her trainer
>recognized (You) on her first day at Tracen
>all those coincidences of (You) not getting any Umas? hmmmmm...

>at the end of her story, some thugs steal your wallet
>Dream pretends she doesn't notice and tell you to go enjoy the summer festival
>she goes back alone to basically kill the thieves and get your wallet back
>a character that believes in (You)r kindness and naivety
>but behind your back she's the Punisher that will get her hands dirty

Biwa's head is normal size. Who started this big head nonsense?

>>536118015
uneventful timeframe

>>536118224
based artist

>>536117973
>"the goat"
>look inside
>it's a horse

>>536118339
It was pearl to distract from the fact she's the one who actually has a huge head ingame

>>536118243
I swear to god the gaslighting needs to stop.
Maestro heals 5%, you will have 100% used up more than 5% of your stamina by the time maestro could proc.

>>536118339
Someone with a massive head typed this post

>>536117583 (OP)
nyooooo you didn't fix the dead link nobody cares about AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

yep this is >the run, i can feel it already

>>536118339
The game did

>>536118304
>Mfw I will never have Dream Journey gf irl

When are we getting Orion The Thanks, Toshin Blizzard or Mick Fire?

oh I'm FEELIN it alright

My wife is so pretty.

>>536118490
>horse
That’s exactly what the government wants you to think

>>536118339
She does have a big head. But only because she has an entire sheep's worth of wooly hair on her head.

Is coffee good for you?

Horse girls are stinky and eat a lot you wouldn't want one. Marry a cute human girl instead.

>>536118070
Dream Wife

>>536118304
so trainer is the haru urara of her career...

also another uma that met trainer as a child?

>>536118304
Considering that Dream nearly kills his jockey every time they meet and that’s him showing affection, this is pretty on brand

>>536118304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2xxizpHuoo

>>536118816
sweet jesus

>>536118891
wow they're just like me

Licking King Halo's boob sweat is just the right thing to do as her toreinah.

Bun

>>536118304
Why would I go through any of this for this uggo when I could get Super Creek doting on me with no strings attached?

>>536118931
Trainer was a Stay Gold fan, is the implication

Dream Reddit

>>536118304
>gaslighting uma
/ourgirl/?

Watched this movie with a girl and she said
>what the fuck is that?
>rewinds and pauses
>i thought you said there were no horse men in umamusume

>>536118816
in moderation and only if you dont drown it in cream and sugar
>got the horse tail right
now thats the good stuff

Do you lads think this parent is worth pimping out to other toreina

>>536119198
no need to be so rude to air shakur

>>536119257
for....?

>>536118816
is cafe's ass good for my face

Since you are posting Dream Journey, is Stay Gold playable in JP?

>>536119198
Based

>>536119198
We love (cool) boys here

>>536118074
it's that good? i read that murmur requires you to be blocked so that early skill isn't great

>>536118816
THE UMASS
THE UMASS IS FAT

>>536118304
>ywn have serial killer gf

>>536119407
Not yet lol

Happy Meek

>>536119198
Shakur is a cute girl...

>>536119257
>no useful skill sparks
>wit on parent
>3 total URA
nyo

did you feel a tinge of despair when you realized your triple spark might be useless with bad affinity?

Molesting a tied up King!

*Pokes your uma*

Why is she like this?

>>536119649
She wants torena D

>>536119591
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>536119504
post the full pic coward

>>536118304
I like her granny glasses

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>536119424
Murmur evolves into Mystifying Murmur and is ok I guess, still part of her core.
All-seeing eyes hits everyone with a debuff late race no matter where Nature is.

Tazuna doesn't have large butt

>>536119554
so why is she called King of Emeralds?
is she irish?

>>536119129
cause you could get both

>>536119080
First-rate boob sweat!

>Mood went down
>Mood went down
>Mood went down
>Mood went down
>Mood went down
>Mood went down

>>536119504
I can still see it bro

Mambo

>>536119504
So pretty and pink...

From her appearance I thought Air Groove would be a cold, cool, aloof kind of gal, similar to Android 18, that's just the vibe she gave me. But now that I've interacted with her and seen the way she acts...she's kind of a tight ass...or even a teacher's pet type. Like she's on the student council and will scold you or tell on you for being in the hallway during class time. She's totally not a cool delinquent oneesan...so that means I'll never see her skipping class to smoke cigarettes, wearing punk-type/goth clothes, and give me a stink eye when she catches me staring at her...damn it...

medium s goldship is a literal cheatcode
it's unbeatable even with all my debuffs on it

>>536119991
Yeah, she's irish, because my dick be dublin the second she gets posted.

>>536119649
>Mayano working up a sweat in her and Teios shared dorm
conceptualize the aroma

>>536119257
would YOU borrow a 3* wit 6* stamina horse when it's easy enough to find 9* in stats you actually want?

>>536120254
NOOOOOOO

>>536120126
>I forgot I had filename randomization on and once again fucked up a soundpost

>>536120185
She is your strict wife of 9 years that you have learned all the weaknesses of

doto love

>>536118304
ok, you conviced me. I will get her

>>536120542
>:3

>>536119504
I just learned about akhal teke horses which have ultra shiny fur

>>536120621
Jesus Christ, it's a lion.

>>536120534
>filename randomization on
how do you turn this off?

>>536118816
all umas are for (you) except shakur

Stop posting the forced tongue meme
Stop posting dream uggo
Stop posting literally horse pussy

>>536119198
we're gay for boys here

>>536120806
agree with the other ones but dorija is pretty cool

I made a normal Nice Nature

grabbing uma ears

>1111 speed
>780 Stamina
>3 good gold stamina skills
i was so fucking close. If this had been a borrow run that bumped my Stamina inspirations by like +100, I could've pushed Speed that last little bit and made it.

Time to gamble on my last borrow of the day making this Agnes finally be the one.

>>536120462
HOW IS SHE LICKING ME???

>>536119198
deadass used to know a dude who was irl Air Shakur. Biggest edgelord I've ever met but he was chill with me. Used to get his ass beat everyday but still squared up.

I think he moved to Europe and is now a troon.

>>536118304
>Orfevre meets you one day and thinks you suck
what the fuck
rude bitch

just a onsen trip

My Matikanefukukitaru runs go better now with one power parent. Still cant figure out, whether my card are shit, my luck or it is just not meant to be for now. I pray that I get lucky with this.
I find her career harder than other to go undefeated if I am completely honest.

>Their banners are still years away
Nyoooooo

>>536120935
There is still a spark of evil in her.

>>536121081
Aston Machan my wife

>umas are decent, 1100+ speed, 800+ stam
>cant hit medium s
whatever
i pray to shiraoki

>>536121165
This will be some uma's mom.

>>536121047
quick reminder that Orfevre raped her trainer after jobbing in france

So whats the point of paying 30 gems for the additional entry AFTER you won the necessary races?

This is how you grab your horse.

>>536121346
Wait what

>>536120185
mfw no Air Gyaru skin despite being literally irl canon that she is one

>>536121346
but thats illegal

>>536121165
Yeah, that's more like it.

>>536121165

>>536121337
and my wife

>>536120935
post supports

>>536121005
Explain what is an "irl Air Shakur".

>>536120185
Look at how Air Groove holds this gun, she's definitely a former hoodlum https://youtu.be/9zjoDdjQwsM?si=QKfdhQXPpj1jlp4t

>>536121346
My human rights are being infringed upon by my umamusume trainee
TAZUNA HELP MEEEEEE

for a second i thought you meant orfevre raped dream journeys trainer after jobbing in france

Why is she like this?

>>536121717
Spoiler that shit

>>536121005
that last sentence was redundant

>>536121458
I really don't like her 3 star outfit. It looks like something lame Sweep Tosho would wear.

Acupuncturist during the pre-debut era. Do you go for Charming or Winning?

whats better for oguri this cm?
>double circle medium corners
>homestretch haste
the sim says medium corners but not sure i understand why, it seems to provide no value on the last corner

>>536121346
trainer rape is a serious issue, we can't let it keep happening

Trainers are for umas

>>536121897
always charming early

>>536121612
Well, that he looked and acted just like her character but in irl.

I guess she would make a pretty great police officer.

>>536121667
being a trainer means giving up on your human rights

>>536121897
>predebut / low friendship gauges
charm
>high friendship, no maestro yet
winning
>high friendship and have maestro (so free corner recovery is wasted)
energy

>>536121986
Is she's pushing her weight on me to do that, then even mighty Gentil would be vulnerable to a hip throw.

>>536121897
>pre-debut
charming

>>536121935
the x straightaways and x corners skills are just very good in general, homestratch haste is alright but doesnt usually do much

you can fix practice poor by simply training right?

>>536118304
Bless you, anon. Our cult grows thanks to you.

>>536122037
>>536122119
>>536122217
appreciate it lads

She's your trainee, not you your girlfriend.

>>536122150
i really, really, really like this image

someone explain that fucking meme to me

>>536122258
would you double circle medium corners or just keep at 1? i can get homestretch if i just single circle

>>536121986
>fighting back gets her going

>>536122303
Tell her that then

>>536122176
could you handle her unlisted powerful hors weight?

>>536118304
3 years away btw

I can only afford one
>pot 5 gold ship
or
>pot 5 nice nature

>>536121346
hot

>>536122267
you can fix it doing recreation from a random shrine visit

>>536122619
grind for both

>>536122619
pot 5 goldship since she is good in all mediums/longs and you are clearly metaslaving
nature is only good here because its the longest possible medium

>>536122619
pot5 gold ship. your other 2 umas are literally irrelevant it is a free win

>>536122619
pot 5 gold ship is a good ace
pot 5 nice nature is okay but she only works against shitters, grass is the debuffer to run in later parts of CM

One day I'll have a great run with her

lol

>>536122619
nature pot 5 because gold ship has an alternative in Maestro

>400 speed by Early December of Junior Year
This is the one. This is the one. This is the one.

>>536122736
>you are clearly metaslaving
I got pot 5 super creek but then I remembered CM is a thing

>>536122619
goldshi, you will need her for the next CM

>>536122419
In a run I'd probably take one circle and take haste since the second circle only gives half the stats the first gives but I'm not sure it's optimal

>>536122818
>an alternative
you want 2+ gold heals for CM though

>>536122816
you keep posting this anon
we get it

I exclusively only pull mare trainees

>>536122863
>step 1 of 10

>>536121859
Should've given her a suit or an OL fit

>>536122896
just have 1000 base stam so you only need 1 gold

I am close to hitting 500 careers and I still dont have a 3* stamina uma

>>536122883
thanks, needed some confirmation bias
i just dont see the point of double medium corners because it cant pop in the last leg/spurt but the sim rates it very high

>>536121083
Can't escape her real nature
>>536121473
Legacies are 4* power, 5* stamina, 3* speed, 2* wit. All over the place but I did it for the affinity. All Stam and/or speed is likely better.

>>536122996
I normally fail at step 0, so this is a sign.

>>536121065
Seriously, what do you even do in a situation like that? If your trainee confesses to you during the onsen trip and you end up rejecting her, it’s very likely everything will fall apart after that. She would suffer a huge drop in morale, since being by your side would constantly remind her that she’s in unrequited love. But accepting her love would mean that you’d have to wait until her graduation to show any display of affection in public

>>536122629
so what is she actually like?

Finished my not nice nature and bought all the debuff skills available with leftover points

What should I buy now, green skills? If I bought yellow or recover skills do they conflict with debuff ones making them to proc less or the activation is independent from each one?

>>536122863
>medium S procs on the first inspiration
>immediately followed by migraine into two mood up events (that don't trigger) into failed infirmary into failed infirmary

>>536122427
Probably? Other than boasting that her trainer is a physically the strongest trainer in Tracen, why did she even entertain the idea of buffing up said trainer

>tried posting in a /v/ uma thread
well, that was a mistake I'll learn to never do again

>>536123126
post wit

>>536123031
>"just" get 1k stam 1.2k spd s medium and 3 uniques
you will have a much harder time hitting those stat targets without the help of extra golds

>>536123094
The answer is obvious. You accept and shower her in love every day.

>>536120659
c-cute..

>>536123086
>fail masturbating to your umas
how do you do that bwo

>>536123156
what's the gossip now?

>>536123120
activation is independent of each other
show stats retard, you want your nature to actually have enough stam/power to not die immediately and be in range to debuff
late savvy is good

>>536117583 (OP)
Where the original pic came from?

>>536123275
I dont masturbate to umas. They deserve my respect for their hard work.

I have TM Opera O I got from rolling for Fire Teio collecting dust untrained for a month because I don't want to start her career before watching RTTT OVA and Uma movie (I'm still in the middle of S3 and haven't gotten time to continue)

>>536123156
damn /v/ mods really hate umadacchis

>>536122580
Considering that trainers can lift their umas just fine, whatever disparity exists should be small enough to not overcome physics.
Worst case scenario we'll both be rolling on the ground.
Win, win, I say.

>>536123057
>3 speed 3 stamina
i'm taking notes

>>536123094
just lie so you can take advantage of her body.
reveal your true feelings and kick her to the curb after the trip is over, after all you already extracted the fame you need from her by winning URA

>>536123356
Just read her story bwo

I masturbate to umas only because one of my trainees is into voyeurism and likes to watch.

>>536123094
>But accepting her love would mean that you’d have to wait until her graduation to show any display of affection in public
Why would that be the case
If Super Creeks career is anything to go by, the fans eat that shit up

>>536122395
It came from Chinese AI slop and spread from there

Umas would never rape their trainers

>>536123156
give us the deets anon

>>536123337
Exemplary trainer anon.

Anyone got a Brian onsen run yet?

>>536123492
I love you anon that removes watermarks

>still 100 races left for Golshi missions
I don't think I have it in me...

Does entry time matter for CM? Should I wait until everyone enters so I have a higher chance of running into shitters?

>>536123494
uhhh about that

>>536123735
thats 2 careers anon...

Yeah but Dia would probably lick you if it's something related to a jinx and shit
She's so fixated on this

Toho Dream showed that Opera could bleed
Doto got the Overlord on his knees
Digitan, Pokke and Cafe finished the job

>>536123126
can confirm, happened to me last night and i wanted to shoot my screen

>>536123762
Daiwa would never do this! She's a good girl/borderline dork.

>>536123760
Refer to this post >>535623368

>>536123760
If you want the best chance of winning you wait for 12 hours, thats when the SEA poors will be getting home from school and work.
You could just sign up 20-30 minutes after it starts as well, the burger children and normies will be signing up then

Doing last minute CM trainings. How many of you are running a debuffer?

>>536123489
But it’s one thing if your trainee does it, the fans tolerate it because they see that you don’t return her affection in the same way she expresses it, since you’re supposed to be the adult in the relationship. But just imagine a trainer openly flirting with his trainee

>>536123989
>If you want the best chance of winning you wait for 12 hours, thats when the SEA poors will be getting home from school and work.
gaslight tactic
seanigs might be poor but these autists play 24/7
uma is autism game, the guy with 1000 careers wins over the whale

>>536123760
Just don't enter for the first hour or so of the event (the no life whales have been edging all day to click the second the event goes online)
anything else is random

>>536124041
training a crass wonder helped my oguri win more consistently
it's good to have a support than 3 aces who might die to the same thing

>>536123964
umamusume is truly a wit game...

>>536123989
I'll be aiming for the demoralized yuro trainers then.

Training time! Gonna see if we can go longer than yesterday.

>>536123494
anon?

>>536123850
You may cope, you may seethe, but you cannot unrape the year 2000.

>>536123557
>>536123337
True. You shouldn't be wasting seed that could be going into siring the next generation of runners, after all.

>>536124041
1 debuffer 2 aces seems like the sweet spot for me

>>536124041
in a few dozen cm rooms (/here/ and also public) I have never seen anyone who had 3 aces

>>536124041
I'm running 1 natie 2 aces but I will switch her off in the finals because those stamina debuffs will genuinely do nothing to g*lshit

>>536123356
S3 is ass. Go watch RTTT now silly anon.

>>536124268
Kek

>>536124287
Thank goodness her nipples are covered, the thumbnail scared me. That was a close one.

>>536124348
best goldship doujinshi btw

>>536124046
Super Creeks career quite literally explicitly states that you and SC act like a lovey dovey married couple in public
Tamamo tried to turn some Super Creek fans against you for it
The fans loved that shit

TM Opera should have gigantic tits.

how bout you stop using AI for coomerbait slopping and instead vibe code an overlay that shows me the outcomes of career choices?

waiting is a pain and I already spent my 3 daily guests..

>>536123760
Super ancdotal but I run a bunch of cm test rooms around 11-9 hours ago and they were WAY harder than the ones I played in the last two hours or so

Finally. How much time do I have left?

>>536124268
heh

>>536121005
The whole appeal of Air Shakur is the gap moe of being a girl that acts like a boy.
Your friend was just a random bullied dude. And the bullying obviously made him mentally ill and has yet to recover.

>>536124667
what happens if i wait 23 hours 59 minutes after CM starts and there are no more players to match against because everyone did their races first?

is using 2 end closers a mistake for CM?

Something about her just makes her look like the sluttiest slut to ever slut.

>>536124718
less than 3 hours, get to it

>>536124787
today is only sign-up
tomorrow is race

>>536124772
then you will face the likes of Everyone Likes and Indian Breath in the qualifiers

>>536124718
30 minutes for each run its doable

>>536124891
Nyo.

>>536124654
it already exist on github sar

>>536124983
>getting dabbed on by pace chasers
why?

>>536124629
damn they are actually rooting for trainer x uma relationship huh?

My uma caught me jerking off

>>536124787
the game can match you against people that aren't playing if there's literally no one atm

>>536123507
Deletions upgraded to bans.

>failed a 6% +70 in the final summer
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>536124772
>The whole appeal of Air Shakur is the gap moe
Not at all lol there are a dozen better characters for that

>>536117583 (OP)
Nice human female you got there. Let me post another one.

>>536125010
Mm no it doesnt

>>536125098
She’s mad you’d do that instead of breeding her

Can you miss the sign up window?

My entire team is front umas. Have fun chasing them you sweaty cucks.

>>536125060
Because I didn't get any pace hints

>>536124772
Sorry anon, I only know her from her card events. I should've specified that the resemblance was only superficial.

Let us not fight amongst fellow gapmoe enjoyers.

CM Room before real CM in a couple hours: 61201491
bring 3 umas
to simulate qualifiers, it will be RANDOM MOOD

>>536125159
not overlay but similar
https://github.com/KevinVG207/UmaLauncher

>>536124983
>trick(front)
bwo...................

>>536125313
Hah get fucked

>>536125301
>before real CM in a couple hours
anon...................

>>536125098
is she mad cause you were thinking about other uma?

>>536125071
Its probably fairly common for trainers to end up with their trainees to be honest
Simply a fact of life for them

When does the Narita Brian alt come out?

>>536125301
>japanese oaks
nigger what are you doing

Bros I am not gonna sugar coat it. I will lose every match in graded.

>>536125230
hope you've got 1200 stamina on all of them, lil bro

>>536124983
>trick (front)
>late
... huh

>>536125383
it's the same track you retard,

>>536125010
where is it? I only found one for the jap version

>>536125313
nvm i lied its jp hehe :3

>>536125383
retard

how the FUCK do you raise goldship when she has absolute horrid fucking affinity with core parents like maruzensky and taiki
and you NEED to inherit both their uniques AND fucking pump iron AND fucking medium S

>>536125391
Call me lil bro with a Super Creek picture one more fucking time and see what happens.

>>536125126
Time to hide as another fake Dall-e thread?

>>536125385
Same

>>536125582
simple use Taiki and Maruzensky as direct parents so their ults are guaranteed and make sure they both have at least 2 medium stars

Do you need to register for CM before it starts?

>>536123320
from this comic

Why would you want to have sex or think about having sex with any uma other than Kitasan Black? She’s literally perfect.

>>536125645
At least I am not the only one, who thinks like me.

>>536125301
one slot left

maruzensky cobweb pussy & ass

>>536125758
I only mate with fillies

Before I go back to the mines, what's the biggest issue with this goldship? I thought she would be okay but I lost against some pretty shit umas. Looking at the races I'm pretty sure it's the lack of accel but curious what you guys think

>>536125758
Uhm sir, that outfit clearly is not her size.

>>536125582
you don't need to do any of that actually
medium A goldshit will still shit all over the other aces assuming your stats are in order

>>536125716
is this movie any good?

>3 infirmary trips
>doesn't heal migraine
Is this game fucking serious?

>>536125898
>300 wit
>one acceleration skill
>buying blue rose closer
>buying lucky seven
>buying straightaway adept

>>536125898
>only one accel skill
>low wit

>>536125898
witlet

>>536125582
Hope and pray golden inspiration procs even with circle affinity.

>>536125983
anon......

>>536125898
what did you lose to exactly

>>536125875
>French
Are you sure that’s actually a filly?

>>536125373
I mean doesn't Mejiro's grandma, nationally recognized by many fans as a famous Uma in racing history, also married her trainer too?

damn, cygay give me some free rolls
I dont have a good set for late. Only golshit was easy mode.

>>536125071
I guess unless it's someone like nishino flower or urara the fans very likely ship trainer x uma relationships in general.
And even so if it were purely one-sided with urara or nishino acting lovey dovey towards their trainer after each race the fans would probably eat it up even harder because of how taboo it looks with the age gap

>>536123680
I got my wife's onsen event multiple times since just the JP update that puts them all in the onsen robes but damn I realized I never screencapped Brian in it

>>536125994
Try recreation, the shrine might help.

>>536125898
Professor of Curvature and shooting for victory instead of triumphant pulse/blue rose.

>>536124915
based gaslight

so wait, do races not start today or was the other anon baiting? what did i sign up for earlier in the week then?

>>536121081
Genuine question, why did you feel the need to post an image of the anime? Shit has genuinely the most atrocious art of any anime released the past several decades. If you're really dry on images at least ask chatGPT to make something for you. Anything is better than this. I mean just look at those fucking potato faces.

>>536125898
>lucky seven
the luckiest umamusume is sure to win so don't sweat it

>>536126205
other anon is baiting or retarded, probably both

>>536125994
blame retarded nips that just ate that shit up

>>536125435
>>536125314
It activates as long as you are in 5th of better in a 9 uma race.
If there are 3 Gold Ships, then you just need to not be worst Late Surger.
It's actually better than Trick (back) because it hits end closers.

>>536126205
>what did i sign up for earlier in the week then?
>he didn't read the contract

>>536125983
it's good for its intended audience

>>536126205
You signed up for the sign up for the league you wanted. In 3 hours you'll sign up within the league and get a match sent to you tomorrow.

>>536126195
OKAY GUYS IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. I'm starting to doubt every fucking post in this general.

>>536126205
they literally put all the information you need to know in the news
READ NIGGA

>>536126205
There is a timer in that sign-up menu

>>536123680
My first run I did

Bri-guy came home first try.

how the fuck do i search the database to find horse with parent horses that i want?? you can only exclude

>>536126309
God, that face of disgust is so hot.

>>536126460
>autism nose tape stays ON during bath
what the fuck is wrong with this character?

>>536126381
Settle down, okay.
Perhaps a trip to the infirmary and a cup of water is what you need

>>536125983
I watched the first one and it's not bad at all for a kids movie. I've heard really bad things about any of the sequels.

>>536126372
why does everything in this game feel like handling paperwork istg

>>536126481
I don't get what you're asking

>>536123356
Finish S3 so you can enjoy how much better RTTT and the movie are. TM Opera O is so cool. https://files.catbox.moe/5c435l.webm

>>536126120
I dont know anything about that

>>536126481
dont use the exclude search...

>>536124747
Fucking hell, this is great.

>>536126481
Representative horse girl perhaps? Then you can see the grandparents in the results.

>>536126309
is this qwen? have you tried qwen?

>>536126560
>Settle down, okay.

>>536126256
nta but I while I did gen a lot myself I still rather use something official or sourced nip art, AI just doesn't hit the same for me
I still prefer the gacha art design 9 out of 10 times, but i got a soft spot for a few of them in the anime

>>536126309
>it was like she was looking at walking garbage

Who is grandma Mejiro even supposed to represent?

Why is she even a thing? Any theoryfags wanna chime in?

>>536126615
>>536126791
i want to find a borrow that fits this criteria
>main horse: maruzensky
>grandparent: ryan
>2nd grandparent: dont care
but i cant filter by grandparents

>>536126381
Good! NOW you're starting to understand this game.

BEGINNING OF THE MILLENNIUM
THE YEAR
2000

>>536126940
you can filter by unique skill tho retard

>no more free rolls
Why did cygames do this

>>536126940
search for maru/ryan green (or unique) skills with maru parent

>>536126940
You are so fucking stupid.
Filter by green sparks.

>>536126896
Please don't reply to the retard nor give him attention in the future.

>>536125898
Acceleration Skills > Power
Because you have low wit, and only 1 Acceleration skill, there are low chances of activating your only acceleration skill. Your Gold Ship will take too long to reach her max speed.
Chances are that your Gold Ship is ending races with a shitton of unused stamina because of that.
Also, Straightaway Adept and Blue Rose Closer are ass.

fukukitaru handling my crystal ball(s)

>>536126557
She's cute

>>536127034
WE LOVE YOU GOAT

>>536126940
simple as
>>536127040
don't be rude

is acceleration better than velocity?

Is B+ eligible for the Open?

>>536127034
THE CENTURIAL OVERLORD

Should I buy the MCqueen card dupes to upgrade it? I only have a maxed out manhatten cafe SR stamina card.

Who the fuck is that JP uma musume with weird ass X eyes

this was my second Rudolf run ever. i can not surpass it still. from then, ive got my Maya to 3lb, Sunday to 2lb, and also got 1lb manhattan cafe. how do i improve ts?

am i done ?

>>536126623
I skipped S3 to watch RTTT faster

RTTT is the worst piece of uma media to ever be released, even worst than Star "nothing happens" Blossom and that weird ass Urara manga that has been lost to time

>>536117583 (OP)
take off the FUCKING HAT

>>536127064
Once they get you hooked, it's over
Now open that wallet

>>536127098
The anime art is wet dogshit, you can cope all you want.

>>536126892
The best. When she joins you early for dinner after her soak, imagine how good she must have been smelling, the heat radiating from her flushed body.

>>536125584
>hat still doesn't fall off

>>536127390
Cucumber-chan

>>536127290
>gorilla noises when gentildonna shows up
kek

>>536127406
bro you didn't max the spe cone wtf

72161912

CM testing

>>536126110
don't have the screenshots but some of the goldship that beat me had way lower stats, like 200 less in spd stam and pwr

>>536126030
>>536126031
>>536126034
I thought 300 was passable, what should I aim for 400?

>>536126165
thank you. I thought curvature was bad cause it would push me in fron of the debuffers but without it I'm just way to behind at the start of the last spurt

>>536127390
Oh wait, it's Almond Eye
There's nothing "almond" about those eyes
What the fuck

>>536127207
velocity > accel mid race
accel > velocity last leg
velocity > accel last spurt

>>536127406
For what? For CM or just in general or for a specific race length?
For CM you want to swap out marvelous with Eishen flash ideally and mayano top cun for Manhattan and then take stam/power inherits with (ideally) medium sparks.
For long you want 3x stam 3x speed.

>>536127562
Semi sure the music that plays on her entry is Donkey Kong OST stuff as well

>>536127565
who won

>>536124787
>>536124915
>>536126195
>>536126381
it's tomorrow for him in 2 hours

>game rewards thinking by yourself
>gachatards can't think
>thus, misinformation is incredibly powerful in this game

>>536127423
>air shakur

>>536126381
We would never lie to you anon

>>536127584
>I thought curvature was bad
This was the most successful gaslight in this general by a significant margin.
Having extra velocity is never bad at any point because it boosts your umas ability to fight for a good position. Which is why Ramp up, slipstream and playtimes over also get shilled to hell and back.

>>536119217
do not the hoers

>>536127564
Spe fans seethe at me being lazy
>>536127630
yeah, ive been trying to build her for long races. did several attempts at 3speed 3stam (King, Kita, Spe; Mahnattan, Maya, borrowed Creek) but they also came out mediocre.

>>536123492
>>536122395
She rimmed me

>>536124041
I'm gonna run two debuffers, natie and tachyon. easier than building a second ace.

>1 hour to make the perfect CM runner
i dont know if i'm going to make it lads

>>536127916
There's definitely a lot of RNG that goes into building long horses. You just need to keep trying. Without MLB a lot of the cards are much less consistent unfortunately.

Didn't get an ace with S Rank Medium, time to put the Group B Round 2 in the bag

>>536128143
you can always run later in the day>>536128146

>>536127423
um your kitasan??

>>536127764
thoughbeit, this is a problem with modern ""gaymer"" in general, they're incredibly gullible, retarded as fuck and easy to trick. just look at how the youth and young adults behave these days, having zero thoughts of their own, constantly needing to be different than everyone else which ends with them acting and looking like psychopathic freaks.

>>536127916
It's more of a completion thing that cone never comes back

>>536127695
On phone so if I screenshot it would dox and I can't be assed to edit the image on phone

>>536127565
teio your special...

See how easy it's to not give retards and their boorish opinions attention? Everyone should try ignoring rude children.

Hair down Bakushin...

My first A+, best i could do.
Do i have a chance to get second place?

>prof of curvature is bad
HOLY BRICK

>>536128365
>dox
/uma/ would never!

>>536128356
What even is this creature?

>>536128457
No S nor speed green skills
It's owari da

>>536128457
It's fucking over, man. Just glue her. Get the SP and get some better cards. Give up.

>>536128457
in CM? No

marvelous thursday

Gn uma bros. May your wives sweep the Taurus Cup

>>536128365
lazy fucking phoner!!!!

>>536128246
dont you need to register tonight or is that just the opening period for registration?

Will this thread get more or less sweaty as time goes on, because I am not having fun with this CM thingy.

>>536127823
>>536127584
the problem with professor curvature is not that velocity is necessarily bad, it's that the skill is too expensive for what it does
only 1.8s duration compared to the much cheaper skills like tail held high at 3s

I ended up getting 4 creeks and 1 tazuna in 165 pulls
I did not anticipate this

What the hell do I do now?
Do I just save my carats and let the exchange points expire?
Or is it more worth going for the 200 to exchange for another tazuna and hope I get some decent SRs along the way?

>>536128442

>>536128457
>his first A+ was with brian
Based!

Could I use her over Oguri no cap or is Triumphant Pulse necessary?

I DON'T GET IT
WHY THIS GAME HAS ELDER GOD TIER BGM FOR A FUCKING GACHA GAME
WHY NIGGERS
WHY
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CGDCT AND RACING
BUT WHY THE MUSIC IS SO GOOD

>>536128585
i'm gonna cry if suzuka doesn't win

The only reason I've been itt for the past 2 hours is because three consecutive 1* guts sparks demoralized me.

>>536121397
It's definitely how I grab my whores

>people are still making 18 player cm public lobbies
We're all gonna make it.

VEGGIES: EATEN
NATURE: NOT NICE
RICE: SHOWERED
MAMBO: CRUCIFIED
TEIO: STEPPED
URARA: PETTED
/uma/: GASLIT

Yup... time for Champion's Meeting

>>536128743
Calm down, child.

>>536128743
1. calm your autistic screaming you retarded child
2. not the only gacha with good BGMs or OST in general, go out and play more games you faggot

>>536128659
>165 useless clovers or 1 Tazuna
hmmmm

>>536125861
Shitter solidarity my brother

>>536128719
what support cards?

>>536128743
You haven't heard shit, this one wouldn't be out of place in a FromSoft game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOlqeiHKtLg

>>536125865
Why did you shoot your cobwebs in her ass and pussy

Strongest Mare

We should try encouraging our fellow trainers more and avoid telling them that their team/uma/deck/account is bricked over some minute details.

>>536129003
Nice

>>536126127
Knowing how normies tend to ship couples by nature, it wouldn’t surprise me if in the Uma Musume world they pair up the umas with their trainers

>>536128868
Time to lock in and aura farm, gamers! Get that bag!

>>536129001
I mean, it's more about the 4250 carats

Is a 1LB tazuna worth that?

>>536128652
>>536127823
curvature isn't great on goldshi because the effect wears off long before the actual positioning for the final spurt happens. I recorded a /uma/ room match yesterday that pretty much confirms this

post something cute

I love Director Akikawa

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InjyoN-vxsw
>Special Week is that pitiful horse
Damn, was the horse really that bad?
They picked this to be their mascot?

Well, that's as high as I can roll with my crappy cards.
Left or right, for CM?

I have no idea if losing two unique skill and 100 wit/pow is worth Gourmand and 50 speed.

rice shower... easy on the carrots...

>4 sleep deprived in a row
>not a single rainbow during summer
some runs are just bricked seeded

>>536125385
I'll just get the participation rewards
I am just grinding sparks for Urara
This is taking long since I'm a lucket in every aspect
Goldship, please give me the 3*Power/3*Long inheritance

>>536129350
if you're fully F2P maybe not
overall 1 SSR is definitely worth 4k carats

>>536129439
Right is just better. Better skills to hit stamina cap, focus, red shift, curvature

>>536129058
15* Stamina + 3* Power inspiration
Also a couple lucky four-uma rainbows and a 5 uma in summer

>>536128659
grats anon. Personally I'd save, getting more sweep/mayano/cafe copies would be nice but aside from that you have pretty good SRs and I don't think one more tazune will make a big difference

>>536128515
A grown-ass man dancing cutely, obfuscated by a 3d model of Haru Urara.

>>536129650
Wait
Motherfucker has big tits?

This decent for CM?

>autistic and prideful
>gambling addict
>murderer
>goldship
So the last one is actually normal right? Fenomeno? No special quirks?

>>536129850
man I love vtubers

>>536129861
>Motherfucker
Her name is Matikanefukukitaru.

>>536129864
no sorry

>>536129864
don't know a lot but anons may mention the lack of recovery skills, even with 1k stamina

https://github.com/KevinVG207/UmaLauncher
Does this carrot juicer thing work at all with the steam version? Having a .csv track all your training and stuff seems useful

>>536130168
SOVL

stop wanting to fuck Golshi's familia you degens

>>536129864
Brian has the same issue as a lot of pace chasers in that her unique requires her to pass someone while she herself is 3rd or 4th.
If you're running her as a late surger this isn't an issue, but then you should have taken shooting for victory.
She's pretty well built though, relatively low power but overall good.

>>536130237
cheating is against the rules anon

>>536129864
>1 acceleration skill in CM
Why do you guys insist on doing this? It's literally the most important thing in CM considering everyone has 1200 speed.
You know when the last spurt starts and your uma suddenly zooms past the competition? That's acceleration.

>>536129864
not a chance dude better glue it right now

>>536130168
>>536130275

>>536129867
Yes, if being a glownigger pig considered normal.

>>536126896
>try to yuribait on the anime
>play the game and both girls are hard for (you)
Why such a big change?

>>536129439
Right is better in every way.

>>536128934
NTA but Umamusume has objectively much better music than the average gacha game. Something like the Arima Kinen race BGM shits on literally everything Hoyo has produced. Songs like L'Arc de gloire and Legend Changer shit on 99.9% of gacha music.

3 runs, 3 glue
My best Gold Ship is 1000 speed
Taurus Cup is already over
Should have B-maxxed instead

check it out late sparked twice in the same turn

>>536130439
a real man's uma

>>536130460
it allows them to double dip and appeal to different types of fans.
people who like yuri will like the yuribait in the anime.
people who like the girls being for (you) will like the game.

>>536127764
holy based. thank you retarded gacha youtube drones for making CM competition easier

>>536130439
>borrowing mlb kitasan
>all that speed but sad stamina stat even with stamina cards
Not even being condescending nor rude, that's cute.

>>536130701
if it makes you any happier i've spent last two days b-maxing and ive only made 1 good uma

>>536130561
FGO got bunch of good OSTs but most of them are remix of or lifted straight out of the VNs and RPGs anyways.

>>536130736
whoa! your parents are trash!

>>536118921
hence why the name "dream", it means the wife of my dreams

>>536130042
Yeah Motherfucker that's what I said

>he is not matchmakingmaxxing
ngmi

im bringing a grass wonder debuffer with her for flavor
the only question is who else do i bring

>>536130896
bros...

POST SATONO DIAMANTE

>>536130168
SOVLLESS

>>536131153
hmmmm nyo

>>536131081
>all the whales and metafaggots who watch these vids see this and avoid the first hour
>maker of the vid goes in and matches against all the ultra casuals who don't watch content creators in the first place and get free wins

>>536131081
if everyone knows everyones waiting an hour to queue.....

>>536131120
The world is cruel place.
Also:
>no. 7 favorite
>ends up 8th place
Dumb titty horse.

The unspoken Champion, I want her.

>>536130953
The thing about FGO is that you can listen to it and know it's a video game track
Umamusume race BGM is something you can play in a public space and no one would think anything of it.

>>536131227
ASSHOLE

>>536131108
Well if you want to loremaxx and you don't have Suzu-Ack or Special Need then there's Brick Halo and Air Groove.

>>536131153
Cannot wait for her to hit global so I can spam careers with her until I get a onsen ticket

>>536131490
>Umamusume race BGM is something you can play in a public space and no one would think anything of it.
you don't actually believe this, do you? uma music is decent but it's quite obvious it's video game music.

>>536131740
WHORE

reminder that "just wait for an hour" does absolutely nothing, you'll get matched with people similar to your level unless you select your team right before or after the rounds start

So what happens if Croix du Nord somehow wins L'arc

>>536131081
so now i have to wait 2 hours...

>>536131927
>you'll get matched with people similar to your level
How is level determined? is my B Nature going to help me out with this?

>>536131740
MY whore!

>>536131921
But she only rapes trainer

>>536131740
OUR daughterwife

AOI
STOP FLIRTING IN FRONT OF YOUR TRAINEE
ARE YOU STUPID?

>>536131965
becomes the protagonist of s4 pretty derby

>>536131402
B+ Bakushin is too strong.

>>536131740
Kitasan Shock!

Why do you idiots spam so much shit nobody reads or looks at? Same fucking images every thread.
Fuck off back to your discords.

>>536131153
cuántas G1 tenés, marronazo?

I liked that they showed Brian's pre-shadow roll struggle in the story, in game she overcomes it with her trainer's help which is a good start to their relationship.
I got night owl and the curing dream sequence involved Brian's struggle against her shadow, another great reference that was done well.
She's one of the more racesexual umas but her uncompromising ruthless attitude feels pretty fresh in a way. She really only has one moment of vulnerability when she's facing off against Rudolf and it's used to further her relationship with the trainer which was good.
I was worried a bit about the gap moe aspect but it was handled very tactfully instead of just being unbridled pandering that would go against her general persona too much, there's just enough for you to get a sense of how important they're to each other even though neither of them show it often. This career trainer also feels like he has shit together more than most of them which works with the pairing.

Her rivalry with Hishi Amazon was handled well, the Rudolf rivalry was made up by the game but it fits game Brian well as Rudolf is basically the highest peak to climb.
I didn't like how Mayano was just tacked on at the end and she's missing from the Hanshin Daishoten for some reason, big miss. I also wish the game would've tackled Brian's health issues and decline in a bigger way with you helping her overcome it, it's acknowledged in her race with Rudolf but it's not a big deal and you're required to win anyways. I don't mind the mostly pure wish fulfillment fantasy approach either, it's satisfying and fitting for the character, a good tribute to the horse's strength but I was looking for something a bit different.
Overall pretty good career, I liked it, but my thirst remains unquenched, I hope her character story episodes and main story chapter tackle some of what I've been missing from her career.

>>536131776
I've heard uma BGM playing at a mid scale restaurant located in the downtown area of some fuckass city in Missouri

>>536131965
>Total french death
>a century of the nips glazing Croix du Nord as their japanese super idol, harder than anything they did with special week
>Kitasan Black becoming even more popular that he already is in japan
>Croix gets in the gacha even faster, a season 4 all about the umas glazing croix and a movie all about her

>roll 40 support gacha
>obviously no SSR
>2 SRs I havent MLB (none on cards I actually want)
>12 SRs I have already MLB
>5 Of them are Top Gun SR which was already MLB
>Only MLB 11 SR so far, significantly less than half
How is my luck this fucking bad?

>>536131740
>>536131921
>>536132109
>>536132091
>>536132176
>>536132264
WHY ARE DIA AND DAIWA DOING THAT
WHY

>>536132437
I like it when Oguri's stomach grumbles.

>>536131965
turns out all the nips had to do was naming a horse in french, it was that easy

A GOOD OMEN

Hey

>>536132109
Dia-chan is a lamia not an Uma

>>536132501
>roll 40 support banner
>4 SRs that i already MLBd
explode

thre's got to be a better way to clean up your veteran roster, they give you absolute fuck all in terms of filter capability so you just end up going through each stats and see if there's any worth salvaging just so you don't get fucked tossing something you realize would have been useful

>>536132668
would that make super creek a succubus?

>>536132319
Eh?

>>536132045
for now it's your entire team but later it changes to only your ace so you can't intentionally reduce your power level by bringing two debuffers or G Urara to mess up the pace of the race

>>536132319
>Why do you use the image board to post images?!?!?!

I can't get any 3 star spark... I'm tired bros... I think it is tomodachi game over for me...

wtf, I had to play the game at a certain time to participate in the taurus? I only boot up in the afternoon and midnight

>>536132339
>I also wish the game would've tackled Brian's health issues and decline in a bigger way with you helping her overcome it
They probably didn't want to do that gimmick twice a row release wise.

>>536132872
next
run

>>536132796
Rice is instant glue no matter the outcome of her career.

Give me an Uma Musume.

>>536132319
huh?

>>536132910
>queueing during japan hours
its over for you

all a man needs

>just b yourself bro, you will run into casuals
what fucking casuals?? every casuals playing this game left during kitasan
its just 24/7 sweats left now

does it matter when I start racing in CM? Should I wait a bit since all the good players will do it instantly, or are my opponents chosen ahead of time regardless if they’re playing that moment?

>>536131081
>youtubers are telling people to spend carrots on tickets

>>536132910
>Mint chocolate icecream
There's something wrong with that girl

>>536132653
Dang, can barely hit 500k over here.

>>536132872
got a decent one finally while actually using a good guest like an hour ago, after 230 careers, the only good not counting a random 3* speed I got early before I knew any mechanics on not so good grandparents