Thread 717098162

why is the gold family like this?

BAKUSHIN LEGEND RACE IS ON!

POST RESULTS AGAINST OUR FAST IDIOT

why is she the cutest of them all? is her lively expressions? her cute appearence? her cute mannerism even?

Got her in 40 rolls.

>THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! BURN THIS MOMENT INTO YOUR EYES, THIS IS ORFEVRE
https://x.com/Dreamboum/status/1949180431313649947

>>717098162 (OP)
Everytime a Stay Gold spawn was born, the Gods flipped a coin.

NOBODY TOLD ME I CANT USE BAKUSHIN AGAINST BAKUSHIN

ITS FUCKING OVER

chud wonder

>>717098513
Everyone told you.

>>717098513
you've got 22 hours to raise up a king gaylo or a eugencs'd air groove

>>717098513
People have been saying this for threads now anon.

>9000 points B+ king halo activates all her skills during the race
>still lost
B-Bros...?

>>717098330
Recognizable and unique but simplistic design; nice colours and fluffy hair. She's pretty out there but when you get to know her better you'll realize that she's not far from just an ordinary girl next door.

>>717098162 (OP)
why do gaijins love this mambo thing so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFWbz4tQPFY

first try. only got ~800 speed and power too

>>717098513
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search

In case you don't have any other Sprint Uma, get a legacy with aptitude sparks for Sprint and improvise.

>>717098458
Sex with the trashy one.

>>717098309
I trained a Maruzensky that consistently loses the race by a nose, kinda impressed by my creation desu

r8 my weeb
1* guts btw

How do you use the Tazuna card?

>>717098330
AAAAAAAAH, ARE THOSE TWO LEAVES OVERLAPPING IN AN AWKWARD WAY?????!??? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHIM GOING INSAAAAANE SAVE ME TRAINER MAN!!!

>>717098787
Nice miler

>>717098458
stay gold's bloodline is the physical embodiment of retard strength

>>717098787
can bourboun skill even activate?

>>717098827
Special Needs looks homeless in that one frame.

so this is how it feels for all the other umas when my Bakushin absolutely annihilates them through sheer unparalleled BAKUSHIN power...

>>717098730
cute small breasts (in a non sexual way)

>>717098801
I run it on the moody bitches and hope it keeps them sane while I go on dates with her.

>>717098513
Train Rice Shower now

>>717098915
no idea there was nothing else I could get

>>717098162 (OP)
>Immediately make a new thread
gachaniggers are fucking rapeable

>>717098923
It's Teio, actually

KITASAN NIGGER, PLEASE FUCKING STOP WITH THE GUTS TRAINING ALREADY

>>717098162 (OP)
when the blood rushes into the cock the brain gets no more oxygen

>>717098309
her boots are my sniffa property now

>won 1 out of 3 races, got second place in the previous races
You know what. I'm fine with this outcome. I don't give a shit about Bakushin star pieces, and I already got the trophy.
Yes, this is fine.

>>717099136
So you even get anything for winning after the first

>>717099026
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN SHIN

>>717099136
Bakushin is different anon, she's my first career uma, I also play with her a lot to grind Event Points.
She DESERVES the pretty outfit, that way the grind can be even more stylish.

>>5938784
please enjoy

>>717099026
>t. Ogress

>>717098706
cute and silly

>>717098309
We love older women.

End my life

It's kinda funny how Rice's stalking antics of Bourbon's scenario seem insane and vindictive if you lose early against her rather than in the canon race

I’m going to dig in and ask the real questions nobody else is asking here: how long ago did interdimensional horse reincarnation start happening in uma musume? And if long enough ago, did it only occur with Homo Sapiens Sapiens, or could it have happened with human adjacent species such as Neanderthals? For that record, could there be other reincarnation fusions like magpie/salamanders or cicada/crawdads out there?

>>717099045
I should have opened the image...

There is only one worthy of being called King.

>1200 stamina
>win ura finals
>1* wit
>600 stam
>fail somewhere in the middle of the campaign due to shit rng
>3* stam

>>717099492
What is a king to an Emperor?

It is done.
My skill points farming Evil Empress.

I should mention that I had both Super Creek and Special Week as support cards and NEITHER OF THEM gave me their stamina GOLD SKILLS. So yeah big thanks for that.

>>717099462
You're digging too deep, bro...

>>717098309
>3/3 wins
Bakushin? More like BakuSHIT
OHOHOHOHOHOHO

>>717099462
well there's ancient egyptian murals and easter island heads and nazca lines depicting umamusumes, so you can draw your own conclusions from there

Best skills to use against bakushin?

Wait, is Haru Ura the only dirt racer in the game or something?

stars are manually handed out by a mystical horse-homunculus that lives hidden beneath Cygames HQ after a failed attempt to manifest Umamusumes into our reality

>>717099462
At the bare minimum during the same age of ancient civilizations as shown in the opening sequence of every Uma anime.

I hope this is enough for Bakushin tomorrow.

>>717099712
El and Oguri have B aptitude for dirt.

>>717099462
>how long ago did interdimensional horse reincarnation start happening in uma musume?
as far back as Egyptian times. horse girls are reincarnations of horses from the real world.

>>717098726
>select short distance spark
>1 result that actually gives the sprint spark
this site is bad

>Oguri Cap - Race against Tama in Spring Tennosho
>King Halo - Race against Spe's gang in Arima Kinen
What are the secret races for the other umas?

Tell me about the director, why does she wear the hat?

Did you out Bakushin Bakushin?

>>717099846
You can dab on Scarlet in the Elizabeth cup during the classic year with Vodka.

>>717099884
to hide her horse ears

Imagine all the medieval war horse umas or ones from China
The ratio of umas to humans must have been 1:1

>>717099884
Hatted Umas are the apex of the Uma pecking order. It's clearly a mere homage to said Umas.

>>717099667
I assume that the umas reincarnate over and over. Like every generation has their own Teio.

>>717099823
If you search 9* Sprint sparks it gives 2 results, if you reduce to 8* then it's 9 results, etc
You probably have multiple filters ON like specific skills and whatnot, delete what you don't need.

>>717099884
>>717099930
>>717099985

Stop sexualizing umas

>>717098730
>hey mister, do you have games on your phone?

>>717099823
Don't be greedy retard

>>717100080
i want to FUCK manhattan cafe's ghost friend

>>717100080
But Curren is the one telling me to fuck her...

>>717098961
Where tail?

>>717100080
Cafe and Tachyon spitroasted Dober

If there are no actual horses in the umamusume world how did they wage war in the middle ages and before? Did the cavalry troops simply piggyback armored umamusume?

>>717099705
Just kill her

>>717099935
can you imagine the romans dealing with this shit

>>717100080
can't stop won't stop

How do I break from B+ to A?

>>717098402
This is proof that horse racing was already anime even before umas

>>717099705
The ones you use to be a first rate trainer.

>>717099434
What's going on here

>>717100310
Kitasan putting on her old school uniform for her husband.

Post some Tokai Sexo

>>717098309
2/3 wins and only because Suzuka was in a bad mood for the first one

>>717100531
Remember to buy the Parfaits from the Daily Sales, they increase mood for veteran races.

>>717100531
use parfaits you fagget

so for evil nature should I use Rudolf (R) and what the fuck else

>>717100613
I can accept doing this to other umas but not Teio...

>>717100631
What do parfaits do

>>717100660
her ear gloves always make her look like she's celebrating christmas

Is it generally better to have mediocre sparks with double circle affinity or perfect sparks with single circle affinity?

>tired of Moody Bitches like Mejiro Mcqueen, decide to use a friendship card to help her career out
Holy shit this should be illegal. Why is it so expensive? And I dislike the fact I'm spending this much money on a card I'm only going to use while I don't have 1LB Tazuna.

>>717098726
is this a goddamn friend finder
granblue had to use something similar with raids too
why is cygames like this

>>717100442
daughter material

>>717100802
Depends. High affinity = more skill dicounts
perfect sparks = more raw numbers

>hear that anime collab teio has a cool gimmick with her ult
>she goes undefeated without ever activating it
well, ok then

which R cards are good again? before I start gluing them all for cleats

>>717100781
They really do

>>717100161
hot

>>717100954
I'd carry her right into bed

>>717100718
Rice SSR

>>717101102
Rudolf gives lots of debuff skills and currently has no higher-rarity variants to outclass her
Not sure if any of the others are worth keeping though

>>717101078
https://files.catbox.moe/a3osxo.mp4

You can see here at least.

>>717098513
Good thing you worked on a First-Rate alternative, right? That happens to be 3 stars by now?

>>717101102
they are all good for future events, just save them you incel

What unique skills are always worth passing down other than red shift and triumphant pulse?

>>717101262
Level 30, 35, or 40?

thekuzzy.win

>>717100660
Having three children with Naisu nature

>>717101614
I noticed there's always this one anon posting daiwa scarlet... and I have to say its fucking working

>>717101567
anything over 2LB unnecessary, I think

>>717101508
Rudolf's skill in case you're playing an Late/End is very good.

>>717101676
What if your kids suddenly start debuffing you?

>>717101508
rudolf and ryan are very good for lates/ends

>>717101792
So lvl 40.

What else? Or with Rudolf and Rice is good enough?

What could she want...

>>717100660
>>717100781
Why do some Umas have their ears covered?

What in the world

>>717102101
Protection against parasites.

You ok back there Bakushin?

What did Matikanefukukitaru mean with this

>>717102101
because the horses IRL do the same

jpGODS, do you think I'll have time to save up for 200 rolls of
>fuji kiseki
>matikanefukukitaru full armor
>tamamo cross
in time? not SUPER convinced by fuji kiseki but she's cute, could always skip her though

>>717098458
Sex with the glasses one

>>717101508
Depends on position or context. Anchors Aweigh, Just A Little Further, and Behold Thine Emperor's Might are very solid skills as Late or End for example. It always funny seeing all three going off and zipping past the crowd at the end.

>>717102245
How does that even happen?

>>717099920
I want to dab my dick on Vodka's tummy

>>717101862
ecrips faasuto, za resuto nowea

>>717101943
Nice Nature is so cute

>>717101818
Train wits with Naisu Nature until we start debuffing our kids instead (read; generational debt)

>>717102101
protection against insects in their ears

>>717098162 (OP)
Is there any reason to not take the meds?

>>717102467
Probably got boxed in.

>>717102245
She deserve to become glue for this poor showing.

Is URA finale the only scenario or will there be more of them in future?

>>717102624
it can have the opposite effect and remove all those stats + mood down (instant glue)

>>717102423
This but I need 150K carats

>>717101897
I think those are good enough. Marvelous Sunday SR can help too.

>>717102612
so why don't all umas have their ears covered?

>>717102624
Lack of trust in traditional medicine, my Tachyon loved it

>>717102715
thanks m8

>2 night owls in 1 career
genuinely fuck this nigger game

There are so many horses I want, not even considering this meta Support card bullshit, I am fearful for my wallet and low impulse control.

>>717102803
>resting instead of wit spamming
yare yare

>>717102737
For horses it's protection, for Umas it's more of a fashion thing.

>>717102803
imagine resting lmao
WitCHADs keep on winning

Are Wit cards even actually useful? I've been finding that you can get to 400 Wit easily without any Wit supports. I've been going 4 spd 2 stam.

I have started to watch tv shows while doing runs
I am no longer phased by worldly mood downs and training failures

>>717102853
I assume he's wondering why all IRL horses don't wear those ear covers. I assume some horses are just more susceptible for the parasites? What about the other types of masks some horses have?

>>717102903
>that you can get to 400 Wit
lol. 400 might as well be 0

>>717102903
Some Wit cards can increase the amount of energy you get from using Wit training.

>>717102624
>Google acupuncturist
This shit look weird and dangerous as fuck

Guts should have been the anti boxing stat

>>717103013
Safe and effective.

>>717101943
Why is she like this?

>>717102218
>>717102612
That's not really the reason in Thoroughbreds. Has more to do with debris being kicked up and sometimes even just for looks. That's getting past the horse tolerating it as well as ears are definitely a common area they dislike getting touched.

In normal stable use, just for keeping the bugs off them.

In Uma use, its a design choice, usually inspired by the IRL horse too.

>>717102995
Which cards do that?

>>717102101
in addition to physical protection of the ears, they can also act as earmuffs in case the horse is particularly sensitive to crowds or loud noises

holy shit this brat

>>717102995
Don't all wit cards do that?

>>717103083
After the rework it IS to some extent.
Among other things, when two Umas are competing in the last spurt Guts can help to determine who goes ahead.

>>717103083
Not sure if it'll affect boxing directly, but later they will introduce three or four new mechanics/situations that can happen during the race. I think guts governs (in part) most if not all of these mechanics.

>>717098268
Kys FEjanny

The Hare and The Bakushin

Is this a Power check? It said I asn't strong enough or some shit

>>717103639
is that the one with the director? yes it is, though i don't know what the threshold is supposed to be

>>717102972
that and I've also seen basic ass horses who are probably "worth" <1k with things like >>717103176 on their heads. but then also plenty with nothing at all. it's enough to make a man curious

The
>Akuma
>Yukari Yakumo
>Lavos
>Armstrong
>Mother Brain
>Sigma
>Gywn
>Dracula
>Sephiroth
>Ganon
>Nyx
>Vergil
of Uma Musume.

>>717103835
Yeah there's plenty of generic, cheap ass masks that look like this one. It depends on the area and horse. Just like you are probably a person mosquitos love or hate.

>>717102903
They will be in the future when power-creep makes running supports that aren't speed or stamina viable.

>>717102980
800 wit is not going to make you win races that you wouldn't have otherwise bro

>when you don't remember if other members of the race track team already have Lone Wolf
I hate not being able to see my horses before having to pick an option during events.
If I pick Lone Wolf when another uma of mine already had it, I'm cucking my self.

Which Umas definitely fucked, married, and then bred with their trainers?

>>717102678
They're currently up to 11 scenarios in jp

>do a single ten-roll for the road
>Curren Chan GET
I wasn't mentally ready to win

>>717100080
Never.

>>717104396
Better question which Umas DIDN'T

>>717104348
1200 would tho, witmaxxers are KINGS

fuuuck still on the grind I guess

Literally just got a Teio, now how do I train him?

>>717104473
The lesbians and lesbian coded ones, like Scarlet Daiwa despite being so feminine and the real version having a ton of offspring of her own, is too much of a dyke for Vodka in this universe to ever marry her trainer.

obenkyo taaaaaaimu

>>717104847
Carefully

>>717100080
but they keep sexualizing me

I hope that Winning Ticket anon won the Derby.

>>717098162 (OP)
The only horse i like

>>717102312
blame the spirits

>>717098330
>Hair ornament on ear indicates if the horse was/is male or female in real life
>Has ornaments on both ears
What did they mean by this?

>>717105431
The more prominent ornament(s) will tell you which sex the IRL is/was.

Is Beeline burt a RNG event? What happen if i choose the carrot option?

>>717105316
Is she a Ronaldinho fan?

>>717105532
>RNG
Sorry, I mean random event

If you are ever isekai'd to uma musume's world be very careful.
The accident and fatality rates for trainers and man who date uma musume is very high.
Pelvic fracture and severe back injuries are real.
Even more if the girls are young, because it's the same as dating a mentally unstable woman who's roided enough to overpower you.
Don't ever make one jealous or obsessive towards you, it's very dangerous.

>>717105532
You get breath of fresh air and energy

I hope they have more badass rock OST like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVBoXBE0KtU

>>717105532
>Beeline burt
lol
Anyways picking the carrots gives Breath of Fresh Air, +Stamina, and restores energy

What stats should 1 horse have by the end of the first year?

u guys watchan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOnrqfUlBMA

>>717105532
what else would you choose? carrots have always given energy and you should always take energy

>>717105695
The composers must have had funny looks on their faces when they realized they were going to be making music out of a super robot show or ace combat for this waifu gacha.

>>717105778
I meassure it like 300-400 ish summer 1 and 700-800 summer 2 for my main stat.

The Dubai World Cup needs to be added now that the game has gone global so that horses from other countries and eras can be added in a big event.

The Black Assassin keeps bending over and fucking my Bourbon scenarios

>>717105714
>>717105854
But i choose the training gear. Isn't training gear always better than carrot?

>>717104492
She knows she wants it

>>717106120
cygames should work their ass off to get the rights of international horses
I reckon it will be easier than begging the yakuzas

>>717099519
>fail a career super early, like not even four goals in
>3* Turf
>This has happened twice
On the plus side, One step closer to a Urara victory.

>>717106120
>Dubai twisted horse party

>>717106153
What is the dagger for though?

Did you get her yet?

>>717106262
training gear
>get a garbage skill
carrots
>get an okay skill PLUS energy
gee, which one should you pick anon?

>>717105632
Common uma musume can easily and effortlessly overpower human males and render them unable to resist.
If even a mere joke from them can cause you serious harm, imagine how serious it would be if you provoked their instinctive defensive behavior.
What if you startle them and they kick you? You are probably going to die.
They also have a very noticeable competitive spirit and sense of rivalry.
This is noticeable during teenage years, where they are prone to being impulsive and sentimental, even more than normal human women.
Combined with their strength and instincts it could very well mean you'd end up in the hospital for multiple reasons.
They are behemots living among men. Don't make a mistake just because they are intelligent, are sensible and can restrain themselves most of the time: A single mistake is all it takes for things to end up bad.
Though I say this, they are genuinely good girls who mean well, which only makes things more dangerous and sadder for them.
Imagine their guilt if they hurt someone. It could become lifelong trauma for them.
So for both them and you, be very careful with relationships.

>>717106567
I'm a hardcore gamer, real playa dive in and learn by doing, guide is for faggot

>>717106015
Who wins in a schizo battle between Vega and Cafe

bakushin more like DUMBSHIN

>>717106567
Why is beeline bad and professor of curvature good?

which one kingbros?

>>717100080
If I shouldn't sexualize Umas, then why does Shuttle dress up like a cowboy themed stripper?

>>717106730
Sakura Igawa?

>>717100531
>S sprint
Wtf

Back-breaking pelvis-shattering sex with horse girls!
Don't care if I die.

>>717106805
the one with s turf looks better

Event when........

>>717106805
Second one has much better skills and the Turf S helps

>>717104958
Is she popular in Japan?

>>717106120
I mean, we have the Japan Cup, an international race with many countries competing in it. You can also just pretend that the Hopeful Stakes is the US one. Then there's the Queen Elizabeth II Cup.

>>717105184
Alas I failed the Derby and she came up second, BUT

Umamusume game demographic chart just dropped

agnes digital anime when

>>717107214
No surprise to anyone 20%+ is SEAfags

>>717107213
I remember seeing this RUN shirt in japan a while ago when the Uma craze was ongoing in Japan, too bad the only size left was like XXL

>>717107132
You don't get a nickname like the bronze collector by being obscure

>>717107258
What the hell is actually wrong with her? Why is she simping for her entire species? Was she raised in isolation from all other Umas?

Any /v/ clubs still accepting members?

>>717106120
i doubt it, anything happening in Dubai is a ticking timebomb of a PR disaster

>>717107358
I think a t-shirt with a word RUN should be generic enough to be found at any time
I really like her beanie though

>>717106262
I hope that's a joke lol, energy is ALWAYS better.

>>717107132
She's probably in top 10-15 popularity.

>>717107484
I know I know, was more the sentiment of "wow I got an uma shirt in grorious nippon"
At least I collected some of those boss coffee umas

>>717107397
Same reason humans simp for humans.

>>717107536
What if I'm already full of energy?

>>717107550
>top 15
>not 3rd
Failure.

>>717107550
Damn. Japan has shit tastes.

>>717106805
Turf S is great, medium S is worthless.

Right literally has a 10% stat bonus over left. Just with that alone it should be easy to decide, but it doesn't end there.
Right has BOFA too, while left has 2 mediocre recovery skills, so right wins there too. (a golden recovery gives an extra 0.55 times your stamina, while a white one gives a measly 0.15)
Nimble Navigator sucks tho, never buy that shit again. Buy Go With The Flow instead

This is my favorite generic pose

>>717107760
BOFA THESE NUTS

>>717107873
gotim

>>717098309
I failed today, so I went and did another career run with Taiki, which resulted in my best Uma so far, tomorrow she's going down.

>>717106553
See >>717098369

>>717098330
I still have to try her career, but I like her voice.

>only 1.47x faster than JP
>it'll take literally NINE YEARS to catch up to JP
what the fuck is cygames doing??????

>>717106789
corner skills are more consistent than straights

>>717108165
Its funny how this is the first gacha where I don't care about most of the later released characters.

>>717107407
JOIN /v/ooners

>>717107775
it is adorable

what umas are the most weak to human cock smell?
why is it TM Opera O?

>>717098309
My Umas couldn't beat her, though there were two really close ones.

I have so many veteran duplicates I don't know what to do with them, I can't judge which is good or bad

>>717098330
post the stats
and sparks

>>717098309
Low effort 1200 Speed Taiki Shuttle did the job no problem

>>717102624
If it fails you're fucked

>>717108538
You already know the answer.

>>717108538
Take your team ones, then the one you use to win dailies, so a mile uma, then check which have the good sparks, THEN you keep everyone until they bring the auction event and you get to sell the ones you don't want

>>717108423
her

Do you take screenshots of your umas when they're looking cute or cool

what should I save my carrats for umabros? I got fucked by kitasan and only got 2 copies

>>717109131
Save? Super freak is right around the corner

Please tell me i'm not the only one who roleplays being stunned (preferably falling out of your chair) and die of eternal bleeding when Gold Ship hoof stuns you after winning a race. I shamelessly do it.

>>717109131
lmao nigga Creek is coming out in 5 days you don't get to save. Just pray to the luckgods

evil machine

>>717109036
Yes. Both of my own uma and the others.

>>717109131
Creek basically. Solid Stamina card for anyone. Even at 0 LB.

>>717109198
>>717109317
is it a costume alt or a support card

>>717098309
She couldn't even get second

>>717109382
Support, everyone can use swinging maestro

>>717109458
i feel like if it was pace king and front bakushin rather than late and pace it'd be a lot scarier

>>717109349
post cards

>>717109349
Deck?

>>717109382
I have 2 copies of her

>>717109349
Just what you need for the Taurus cup.

>>717109382
no one intelligent cares about trainees, of course its support

>>717109349
I like how there's a skill just to affect gold ship
What are some other end closers?

Is it just me or is Vodka piss easy to win with? She fucking smoked every single race she ran in except for the long distance mandatory race

i already have super creek. good job because i have no carats left

>>717109503
yeah definitely

is there a futa horsecock chart yet

>>717109623
but the limit breaks bro?

>>717109582
You need 2 more

>>717109036
Yeah, sometimes

dude the girls are.............LE HORSE XD!

>>717109667
Are her limit breaks even worth it?

look at my cute overlord

>>717109714
What games do you enjoy?

>>717109623
0LB is good yes, but it can be much better

>>717099426
>that one E+ rank
what happened

>>717109587
Correction, no one intelligent cares about cards

>>717109669
3 actually

>>717109756
I feel like some parts of her have been enhanced in this image...

>>717109753
It makes her a top choice for the next 4 years of the game (2 for global)

>>717109753
The entire reason for running creek is for swining maestro, and a higher limit break give you a higher hint chance making it more likely that it procs 3 times and lets you learn the skill. Sure you can still get it without limit breaks but from my experience it's only like a 50% chance for an SSR to proc 3 times at 0LB but almost guaranteed at MLB.

>>717108165
why notas t ssped

>>717109825
you can't even find 1 intelligent person that claims this

>>717109897
she uses bandages to hide her massive tits

>>717102903
Marvelous Sundays wit card fucking carries me hard

>>717107407
>joining /v/ clubs
>not ONE managed to get above B
>most of them stopped at D+
oooffff....

>>717109994
Yes I can, it's me.

>>717109767
^-^ horsegirl game UGUUUUUUUUUUU

>>717104598
2 stars isnt bad if you have multiple of them. I'm 100% a lucklet with sparks

>>717105316
So.. she's a dork?

>>717110074
if a club was created too late in the month for ranking they will default to D even if their actual number ranking is good
that being said i don't doubt at least a few are just actual shitters

>>717110074
better than /vg/ clubs who keep spreadsheets and kick members for not playing a mobile game like it's their job and paypigging for every single banner drop.

>>717109637
I've only seen an ass chart

>>717109910
Huh, why is MLB Maya that high?

I feel like I'm going fucking crazy with Bourbons career. She clears every race piss easy, then struggles on Arima Kinen then jobs in the semi finals.
What the fuck am I doing wrong

>>717109756
Her bottom is throwing me off.

>>717105632
That explains all the single moms in the anime

I hate how random spark system is. Worse than gacha aspect

>Joined a random club at release because I saw there was a whale there
>got this yesterday
bros...

>>717110241
She's great. Very high specialty chance.

>>717098309
ez

Sexy Meek

>>717110310
Lucky. My random club got B+ though with half of them being inactive so I'm not mad

Who's the biggest glutton?
Spe-chan or Oguri "Bust a" Cap?

>>717110310
I did the same and got A+

>>717110074
Late clubs all default to D, anon.

>>717110310
Mine got B+ and like half the member where 7D+ of not login in. I left yesterday, hope I can find a new one soon.

how the fuck do people even get MLB cards? it seems impossible to me

I should've rerolled for 0LB Creek instead of FM.
Fine Motion is so SHIT at 0LB...

>>717110310
what if the whale leaves?

>>717110241
Safe Stam choice too. Love using her in almost every deck since I have 2LB on her.

>>717110486
Just roll, its not that hard. I got MLB Twin Turbo the literal day I started playing while I was rerolling for Fine Motion.

>>717110409
Oguri, in the KFC promo not only does she order more, she does so in a cold and calculated way, maximizing the amount of food she would get

>>717110486
luck or by opening your wallet

>>717110310
you get stuff from clubs? fuckkkk I leaved mine since the fuckers never asked for shoes or donated

>>717109910
Ugh where is Kitasan Black? Did i got tricked into MLB Kitasan or something?

>>717110510
Why the fuck would anyone leave a rank 18 club?

>>717110241
She's very consistent. Creek > Manhattan Cafe > Mayano

>>717110590
that list only includes stamina cards anon...

>>717110557
mimimiimim
shut the fuck up

Horse girl Aga Blue Ace run fast ^-^ SO CUTE!

>>717110590
>CLEARLY WRITTEN STAMINA IN THE FILENAME
>DURRR WHERE'S KITASAN
go back to blue archive

>>717110590
kita is a speed card, retard kun

>>717110310
2 peeps in our guild have done nothing for over 2 days so far...Not even daily shit.

>>717109714
problem, officer?

>>717110590
learn2read

>>717110650
>>717110680
>>717110697
I didn't seen it, okay

>>717110659
He's right.

uma musume really IQ gates people huh?

>>717110590
this nigga has 2 wit

why are the npc umas so low quality
please give them respect too

>>717109349
>called Nice Nature
>all she does is hex other people

>>717110590
Bro....

>>717110740
Put it on

So, does anyone care about Black for her personality?

>>717110948
we already have sped-chan

>>717110948
I unironically despise her actually.

>>717110918
Try speaking to her in the lobby whenever she shows up, all she does is complain about always placing 3rd and being salty about it.

>>717110948
Will have to see when I can play her career, nothing exciting based on the event story or support card, really feels like a retread of special week thus far

>>717110948
Satono Diamond is better in every way.

>>717111043
why haven't you watched HER anime

>>717110948
^_________________________^

:D

daily reminder
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/sorting?group=raceoutfits&ver=ranksort

>>717109756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8&list=RD2IYQs4RmeZ8&start_radio=1

>>717111491
why is she so cute

>>717098827
cute and canon

Gremlin war on Global next year.
Tama and Inari
https://youtu.be/G85wBZ63HPE

What umas are you going to use for the Taurus Cup? I'm training Oguri Cap and Air Groove, but I can't decide on the third one

>>717098827
why do people ship the ugly ass anime trainer with suzuka?

Taiki Shuttle is so rootin' tootin' cute, bros.
I love my happy, ditzy cowgirl!

>>717111652
>they both talk with an accent and require "creative" subs

>>717110708
>only 2
Half of my guild has been afk for 5+ days...
we somehow still got B+.
I've been bugging the club owner to kick those fuckers

>>717111768
no idea what the taurus cup even is lol

>>717110998
>>717111001
>>717111043
>>717111091
>>717111219
Brutal. I had no idea she was Special Weak 2.0. Will promptly memory hole her.

>>717098369
I didn't know Curren Chan was such a slut, I got her on my first roll, is this a signal?

>>717111768
everyone's making evil nature so you might as well bring one too

i really like how his hair looks like a horse mane.

You guys want to do a race?
Japan Cup 2400m (Medium)
42608434

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxJXquB3YiM
wait, Satania voices a horse????

>>717111994
>didn't say how many horses are we allowed to bring
Its over

>>717110910
I've noticed that too, it's kind of sad.

>>717111994
>>717112047
Sorry, bring as many horses as you want, it's the end of the thread so not sure how many anons will even be able to join

>>717111768
Front Super Creek, Pace Tachy, End Rudolf

>>717112092
Old assets + low priority probably, same with the R support cards. Theyt aren't as low quality as the mob umas but the art is noticably more effortless than SRs and SSRs.

>>717111774
suzuka gives him some severe "fuck me" eyes when he drives her back in that one scene, also the voice actors played into it

its a 2400 middle right? im probably going Mcqueen, Goldship and either Rice or Fukukitaru, hopefully we can get some scrims going because i have no idea how well my umas are built

>>717111768
Maya front, Spe-chan pace, Nice Nature late

>>717111994
It's full

>>717111994
>Mayoneighs has joined
My rival...

should I draw some Agnes or Opera porn?

I can't make an A rank Uma
I'm hardstuck at B+ and I don't know how to get higher

>>717111998
Naomi Oozora is really talented. She has a pretty big vocal range and can do two accents, including a REALLY strong Kansai accent for Tama.

>>717112329
how the fuck do you faggots have double s stat umas?

>>717112443
Draw Opera being a happy housewife.

>>717112443
You shouldn't

>>717112470
It's your cards
>>717112443
Tachyon naked lab coat

any good clubs here with active people? I'm pretty active myself, left my older club after I grabbed the rewards, the leader had like 3M fans...

>>717112505
>big vocal range
I mean, does she?
Every role I've ever seen her in she's always instantly recognizable

>>717112470
take a bunch of useless skills at a single rank, rather that getting the 2nd rank. Also witspam.

>>717111774
Women unironically love designs like his. Eugene from the Rapunzel movie kinda looks like him, and he was designed by asking all the women working on the movie what they found physically attractive on a man.

It's actually astounding how both sexes massively miss the mark on what the other truly finds attractive.

>>717112470
I don't understand what's so good about A umas, I have a B+ with better skills and barely stat difference

>>717112523
>he doesn't know
bwo...

>>717112523
Get better cards

Holy shit my first A

NICEU

>>717112680
post cards
post legacies

>>717100613
You deserve cancer for this

>>717112630
"charming scoundrel" is a pretty popular archetype idk why people would be surprised it's popular, he's basically Spike Spiegel with a different haircut.

>>717112329
>1000+ stam with 2 gold recoveries
you'll tank the debuffs no problem

>>717112470
Potential upgrades are your key

sometimes, right?

AAAAA MARU YOU HAG

Please record these I don't like being left out
>inb4 you had to be there
please...

>>717112523
They are f2p+++ players

>>717112505
>missing her best role

>>717112523
I have 58 paid carats and I don't know why

Wow I didn't think we'd get full. GGs everyone.
Hosting one more, one honse each so everyone gets a chance to join. Starting in 10 minutes
Arima Kinen 2m00m (Long
18715813

>anons start posting about their clique races
thread is dead, fuck you no one cares

>>717111998
Why is the ED so intense for a comedy chibi show

>>717112680
spark status?

>>717112523
level up your MLB SRs and get lucky with your rainbows

>>717112969
sometimes japanese humor is just really good

>>717112953
That's supposed to say 2500m oops

/v/ma has 4 slots open, pretty active and shoes get traded

>>717112761
This is my deck for Medium and Long horses
Replace Cafe with Hishi Amazon and Super Creek with Vodka for sprinters
>in b4 someone bitches about not having MLB Kitasan

>>717112691
king hAlo

>>717112953
Shit I didn't see one honse each, kick me

what power cards are good?

I know the event card from day 1 is decent enough. But what else?
Oh, and Bourbon power card is good for front runners.

>>717113070
Surely you paid for this

>>717113095
You can leave and rejoin by hitting details in the room

>>717113124
Vodka and El Condor Pasa for SSRs, Hishi Amazon for SRs
That's it don't bother with the other ones

>>717112953
Plenty of room for your Gold Ships.

>>717112919
Rice Satania...

>>717113153
Arigato

>>717112540
>>717112554
>Tachyon naked lab coat
I like these

>>717113070
>>717110647
>>717109910
I don't get it, what's so good about Manhattan? I only found her skills useful on Long + End/Late racers which is very small number of horses, is there something I'm missing?

TACH
YON

>>717113124
Hishi Amazon, Mohino Bourbon for SRs

>>717113036
FUCK PICKLES
All my niggas hate pickles
TOTAL PICKLES DEATH

>>717112919
>Satania was Rice Loli
Why does she only voice MATING PRESS characters?

Does she want children forcefully put into her?

>>717113070
where is fine motion?

>>717113361
I know it's slop but man I love Tachyon hairy asshole

>>717111774
he's a father figure and a chad. he spent countless nights just to find a way to help Teio heal so she could race again.

>>717113070
>Medium and Long horses
what strat? pace?

>>717113393
>Entertainment
>Typecasting

>No. 14 Fav instead of No. 16
S-She's strong!

what's wrong with carrat prices? I'd spend in gacha but these prices are ridiculous

>>717112443
Draw Symboli Rudolf taking her clothes off

>>717113498
NO HARU DON'T BE SMUG

>>717113335
She and Mayano are the best SR Stamina cards purely off stats, and Cafe has better events. Mayano can high roll for you more though, she just lacks initial friendship which makes her a pain to get up unless you get an early Charming from Sweep Tosho

>>717113510
Buy the monthly thing for some value, or go full f2p

>>717113510
it's obscene. at least they made it an easy decision

How likely are you to get seriously injured or killed by an uma as a trainer? sex injuries not included.

Wait there's discord users in /v/ma?

>>717112953
Last call, 5 slots left
18715813
Bring your best long honse

>>717113208
>>717113362
Hishi is only good for End Closer
Bourbon is only good for Front Runner

What else do we have? SSRs are not a possibility.

>>717113651
as long as you dont approach them from behind you should be fine

>>717113570
She's not being smug, she's just so happy she moved up to 14th

Was it kino?
https://mangadex.org/title/3d4ab43c-8e30-4e43-8185-94cab8a7062e/horse-girls-wear-old-winning-clothes-after-years

>>717113651
Don't touch their ears.

>>717113367
Hey, fuck you, man.

>>717113397
I only have her at 0LB, she's literally worse than Marvelous Sunday until you get her to at least 1LB
I coule borrow a MLB one if I had Super Creek or Vodka, but despite what my MLB Kitasan might suggest, I'm not a whale. Unless you consider $200 a lot (protip: it's less than 10% of what the actual whales running around with MLB Vodka and stuff like that have)

>>717113651
Depends on who you're training

>>717113528
t. Teio

Too late to start?

>>717113706
Helios is my go to power SR just cos MLB. It's not really about the skills. BoBo goes in for fronts, yeah

>>717112470
Don't worry about it, B+ can routinely beat A if the A has shit stats, which alot do.

>>717113706
>Hishi is only good for End Closer
Wrong, she's the best purely off stats too, plus she has some Pace skills.

>>717113851
>he doesn't know I've been drinking milk and doing chest exercises

>>717113060
send invite pls
751647109939

>>717113837
yeah

>>717113657
whats stopping them from advertising in the thread

>>717113706
If you're only looking at skills yeah but they're the best just for training

>>717112329
>no debuffer
ngmi

>>717113913
I need this brat fat ass on my face

Golshi for the win!

>>717113060
>4 slots

how did that happen? what did you guys do to have a falling out?

lastly, what RANK is your club?

punishment for leaving club is pretty high so I don't want to leave my club then get fucked over

GGs
Golshi ftw

>>717114189
There's a punishment for leaving a club? I joined one just to get the 150 carats achivement and left 10 seconds later, am I forever fucked and should just start over?

>>717113913
where's the tail

>everyone's fatass horse immediately starts blocking mine from moving to the side
g-good race guys haha...

Golshi

>>717114038
eww she farts with that butt

and it's a super-powered Uma fart to boot

>>717114258
the punishment is testicular torsion

>>717114189
Probably because of the schizo spreadsheets

>>717114258
You get a 24 hour cooldown before you can join another.
You get monthly rewards based on your club's rank if you've been a member for at least 2 weeks

>>717114261
You aren't worthy to see Director-san's Uma features.

>Awful mood
>Third place for the second time in a row
Perhaps i should finally train nice nature.

>>717114302
I've already said I want this fat ass on my face, no need to sell it any further

>>717114189
2 guys simply left, 2 guys I had to kick because they were gone for two weeks.

>>717114302
umas don't fart

>>717114189
We kicked a few people that were inactive for a bit and a couple people left after failing to get Kitsan I'd assume. It was thrown together rather late so it got thrown into the default with other late clubs.

>>717114302
you fartfags always come to ruin things for us ass enjoyers

>>717114478
>>717114415
Whats the rank? at least B?

>club gets B+ rank
>all the top contributors except me and the founder leave
fugg

new concerts when

more races when

Does the "up to grade B" in open league champions meeting mean B or B+?

>>717114750
I'm waiting too. I'm going to just go eat and check later.

>>717114542
If the club was created too late for last month's tally it'll be D by default. Ask what the number rank is.

>>717114724
Not soon enough. We also need all the vocals I want to get autistic with it and find the best mix of vocals for each song.

>>717114553
i dont understand how clubs work. i have 2 accounts in 2 different clubs, both were unranked and just got d. however the tryhard one where everyones fans are 20mil + imma kick you if you dont grind is ranked 2660.
meanwhile the other d rank one im in thats full of casuals where half of em arent even 5 mil fans is 1405
is that out of just the d ranks? it cant be 1405 overall.
if everythings just random numbers to make whales feel better that would make sense.

>>717111652
love Naomi Ozora so i'm saving up 30,000 carats for her. hope she's a decent trainee.

>Fail three <5% trainings before debut
I don't want to play anymore

>>717112505
wish her all the best but she's too easily spotted in the wild for me to call her versatile

>>717115621
When it's 10%, you wit

>NEED to do a race to complete Suzuka's "get 5000 fans" goal
>Game keeps throwing me phenomenal multi-rainbow + skill hint Speed training several turns in a row
AAAAAAAA FUCK YOUUUU
WHY CAN'T IT GIVE ME TRAININGS LIKE THAT ANY OTHER TIME

>>717115282
if a club was made too late in the month to qualify for the tally is gets D by default
lots of clubs are imploding and reforming because rank rewards just got sent out and it was better to stay where you were for the gems because you get nothing if you left before the 1st