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>>532219775>Game news (EN)Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race
>JP NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpMain Story Part 2 Finale will be released on 7/22
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
Someone post the uma banner schedule + recommendations pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4eU1pM4Bzo
What should I be building for to get high scores in team trials? Umas that win? Umas that fire off a lot of skills? Do one of the guides out there lay out how score is calculated and what's important to focus on?
how long till transcend? 1.5 years?
>>532239353Umas that win and pop as many skills as they can
Hope that helps!
how many bingo cards have you completed?
>>532239353shove them with as many (easy to trigger) skills as possible
>>532239353for each track, 3 umas using different strategies for a bonus + bonus for good position. Make them use lots of skills since each activation is more points. You also get a bonus for your umas ending 1st and 2nd or 1st, 2nd and 3rd, but that's less important.
>>532239425>I can basically save until SeptemberAlright.
Surely that final copy will come home before the spark
so basically,
Front Runner >= Pace > End Closer >>> Last Surge
>>532239425who are we rolling for
>>532239585You have to be 18+ to post on this website, cutie.
>>532239425>brooklyn teahouse november
Are there any benefits for taking on stronger ranked teams?
>>532239585>50k carathow much money is that in burgerbux?
>>532239651I've been on this site longer than you've been alive, boy.
>>532239606Pace > Late >>> Front >>>>>> End
Front is hard to build other than millers.
>>532239703you get more points on wins
>>532239703Higher score multiplier
And better chance of winning too if they are some dumb fuck who use bloated stats umas + shitty skills.
>>532239223 (OP)bros
just got first place barely as gold ship - is that just what she does?
She was 7th place (out of 9) mid-game, and on the final stretch of the run she outran everyone
>>532239703the umas aren't actually stronger because retards have been memed into chasing for A ranks and you get more points even if you lose all matches
>>532239778notice what strategy she's using before the race
she usually defaults to End Closer which does that yes
>low on energy
>Just press Wit bro
>next turn has rainbow on the stat you want but the failure rate is way too high because of lol no energy
This shit is only viable if you have at least 2 good MLB wit card because the energy gain is just way too low to justify not pressing Rest.
>>532239008read the beginner guide or watch a youtube video to learn the optimal gameplay loop and best stats
On junior year you should focus on maxxing your support bond so that you can do the rainbow training later for better stat gains
You always need enough speed and stamina to complete a career, stamina in particular is a run killer for most newfags.
Resting is the worst action in the game, you'll learn how to minimize the amount of time you need to click on that.
During support events always take the option that gives you energy, unless you're maxxed
You'll learn uma musume is wit game in time
>>532239778That is the end closer and late surger style.
It's funny that in vodka's victory pose she takes a drink from a flask because I need a drink after every win too if I play her as a late surger.
>>532239865>2 good MLB wit card this is why the WITGOD recommends you to bring a minimum of 3
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she finally sparked....
>>532239769AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS
>>532239769god I need gentildonna to smash my balls
>>532239927vodka can be ez made into a frontrunner I recommend it
>Team Trials
>long race
>A rank opponent
>It's another 1200 speed 400 stam abomination
Yeah, easy win
>>532239865you want to press the wit button before you get too low + rainbow training heals a fuckton. It's not to comeback from low energy rather just keep you edging low fail % instead of going full 25%+ fail chance
>>532239983Nah all the kino is removed that way.
Is a 3* power or stamina more useful to aim for first?
SHE FLOPPED THE FINALS AGAIN
i switched her from front to pacer halfway so i think she lacked power
Is late surger Air Groove just incapable of winning the races early in her career? She has to be 0/5 atleast for races where she's the #1 favorite at this point.
>>532239938So 3 spd and 3 wit? How do you have enough stamina, then? 18-star stam sparks? This is assuming you're training medium/long horses
>goldshi is just takane
>bakushin is iori but tall
>condor is shiburin
WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS JUST A RESKINNED IM@S GAME
>>532240209I go front with everyone for at least the first year, if not the whole run.
>>532239425The next scenario drops the same time as Full Armored Matikanefukisdfinjikfn right?
skills are your primary point generation, if you focus on 1 thing the most it should be having as many skills that are likely to trigger as possible. it helps that doing this makes you likely to win because skills are strong.
>>5322399921 Wit because Umamusume is a wit game
>>532240293finally lost to cock
Is Daiwa Scarlet better for front or pace?
>>532240285Teio is just Tsubasa (ML)
>>532240338It should be yeah
>>532240137stamina is more universal
>>532240319Like I get that late surgers aren't supposed to be as consistent early on, but she's just consistently shitting the bed hard and literally never winning.
>>532239703your opponent's score is a factor in your final score. a lose against the top option can be a better score than a win against the bottom option. since your rank position is determined solely on your highest possible score, clicking top is almost always optimal unless a gift bonus spawns because the guy that loses 99 times but lucks into 1 win on the top is gonna slaughter the guy that wins every time on the bottom when their highest scores are tallied.
How do people have over 150 million fans, how much can you possibly be fucking playing
>>532240382>>532240312>>532240121>>532240074The spark sucked but how is this A rank? It's the second A rank i got and at this point i have no clue how this works.
>>532240407>borrow MLB FM>No Maestro because no SC>No Gourmand because not a day 1 playerSo this shit is only viable if you train sprint/mile horses or Oguri Cap
>>532240592what about middle option
>>532240620Menu game, so ai can play it just fine.
why are some cards greyed out on this site https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/global
>>532240649>>No Gourmand because not a day 1 playerwhat does this mean
>>532239865You don't understand the advice and blame the people giving it. You should be pressing wit any time there's no great training elsewhere, not only in situations you would otherwise click rest. if you have 2 rainbows on wit and 2 rainbows on speed in a 4 speed 2 rainbow deck, you click wit because it makes sure next turn you can click speed if it has 3 or 4 rainbows.
>>532240623The score increases exponentially the more a stat gets closer to 1200. This is why there are so many shit horses with A-rank
MLB El Condor Pasa bro, can you remove some inactives? I need your card big time.
>>532240731gourmand is from spe's event ssr most commonly I suppose
>>532240623Because of your stats.
>>532239769Why are all these mares looking at me like that
>>532240731Welfare Special week SSR gives Gourmand
>>532240518this is a strategy game, use your brain and think based on context. blindly going "durr 4chan said front so I'll run her front" even in runs where you're getting pace skills and no front skills is retard behavior. she is good in both so do whichever is better suited for the current run based on the context of your options in that run.
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My End of the Century Overlord can't be this cool....
>>532240623how many G1s did you win?
Biggest semen demon from this game?
>>532240994That's an American
>>532240156smartest wit player
So this is how you bakushin
>>532240698coward's path, you're no longer optimizing for either ranked position or wins.
>>532240994>gets a mood down because she has to help spe with homeworkwhat is her problem just say no
>>532240994why does she never clean the splotch of semen in her hair
>>532241020Yes and?
>>532241068Spe is retarded that's why.
>>532241046I just want to feel like I earned my win bwo leave me alone
>>532240960>""rivals"">Narita "NTR" Top Road>Jobber Pocket>Admire Betanice competition
>>532241208don't forget doto..... (she only won after opera retired)
>>532241218needs more pixels
>>532241218no matter how much power you increase
i HEKIN HECK wish i got a good banner uma like maruzensky or bourbon instead i'm stuck with FAT FUCK Biwa
>>532240620paypiggus have to get their moneys worth bwo
>>532241398that's a banana lord to you
>>532239425I'm saving for Mambo.
>B-But she's a meme horseI don't care
>B-But Seiun Sky metaI don't care
>>532240591It's RNG-fest. Supposedly Wit helps because it makes her have a correct target speed so she is faster than every other late/end so less chance of getting boxed in. Speed stats are irrelevant here.
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>>532239957daily reminder to any poor trainer.
>>532240960Hope, though oft praised as a guiding light, is not without its shadows, for in its glow, the wicked find their stage.
It is a force so pure, so deeply craved, that it blinds those who yearn for change, leaving them vulnerable to illusion.
The cruel and cunning know this well; they cloak themselves in the language of promise, whispering dreams into desperate ears, only to twist those dreams into snares.
They prey not upon the weak, but upon the hopeful, those who dare to believe in better, who are willing to suffer for a brighter dawn. And so, hope becomes a tool, sharpened in the hands of deceivers, used not to uplift but to control. With smiles like saints and hearts black as pitch, these wolves shepherd flocks with words dipped in honey, leading them not to salvation, but to servitude.
In such hands, hope is not salvation, it is a weapon, two-edged and cold, gleaming not with promise, but with peril.
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>>532241361WHEN YOU'RE BROCKED, YOU'RE BROCKED.
>>532240591its worse in the early game not just due to the lack of wit, but the shittier the npc horses, the worse the blocking is. due to the way pacing works, like if you put an F/F tier aptitude haru in arima and front run her, she will actually be first for the middle of the match and the rest of the pace/late horses will clump behind her. no matter how fucking slow she is
>>532239769Man, I want Gentildonna so much. She has a perfect voice and body
>>532239223 (OP)Bros?.. I thought golship was based...
>>532241398I love banana horse
>60 fps
holy shit
everything's so smooth now
>>532239425>Hishi amazon in SeptemberShould be enough to save another 15k hopefully.
>>532239425How much carats this game usually gives out for free monthly?
>use 2* make debut ticket
>golshi
How incredibly fitting. 10/10.
>McQueen has a hidden event if you win Tenno Sho, Japan Cup and Arima Kinen in senior year
Huh I didn't know this also gave out a ton of stat boosts.
>>532241282Doto was a strong as fuck horse competing against a fucking legend.
>>532241668what did you do
>>532240936I'm just a bit confused because I'd rather run her pace because of support cards I have, but her ability seems activate only if she's on the front.
>20 mood up events in a row
>then 2 mood down events in a row
Why is the game like this?
>>532241809a pace chaser will have to enter the front to win eventually
>>532241343Haru is such a good girl. She reminded me that my "ar-kive" was updated.
>>532241563Is this why my gold ship sometimes struggles to win G2/G3 races even with godlike stats? The umas there are so shit that the chance of getting boxed in is very high
>>532241769he UNLOCKED the zone
They call her Silence because her flatties don't clap.
>>532241752why did they portray such a powerhouse into a clumsy fat titties girl..
>>532241809her ulti activates in the second half of the race if you're #1 and someone is at 1 length or less behind you
The conditions definitely favour front
>oh no the race is too short she can't handle such a short distance that's why she's last
Doesn't make any sense to me.
>>532240518She can do either but she's much easier to make front than pace. The problem with pace is everyone runs it so it's really easy to get boxed and all my career scarlet losses were because she was getting boxed.
>get oguri cap
>you still need to uncap her skills and star level
Explain this.
>>532242085yeah gacha games are predatory
>>532241979she's so pretty... I'm so sad I don't have her
my dumb ass has been running the tenno sho for the past 50 careers instead of the kikuka sho
>>532242063>Why did my long distance runner lose to Usain Bolt? They can run long distances, why did they lose that one? Shit's crazy!!
Is Lone Wolf always optimal if you get it?
>>532242180for career yes
for anything after no
>>532242180I like it its like free stats all the time
>>532242072It's a WIT problem apparently. Umas with around 500-600 aren't getting boxed in scenario for me, with like 300 I'm praying every race.
>>532242321The dia-chan seed
I cannot grasp what makes this uma good in team trials for me. Is it because of the lvl 5 career skill?
>>532241668>>532241769>>532241958where's the option bbros
I"m on steam
>>532242321join the family NOW
>>532242438Probably the stamina
>>532242502WTF crucified mambo on november 2026?
>>532240620train an AI to play uma for you
I hate spending monies to level up support cards but they level so slowly through career
>>532242468I wouldn't bother, it gives you advantages since the gameplay is tied to fps so they ban people for it.
>>532240703>>532242543god i hate the dead internet
>>532242502this seems to be missing the Amazon banner, no?
anons, where's the cleavage? I don't think I've seen one good, cleavage yet
them all seem covered up
missed opportunity with running and titties jiggling, no?
maybe I just didn't see it yet
>>532242518So stamina is the king in the long distance?
>>532240620https://github.com/AlexWalp/Uma-Musume-Bot
>>532242502April gon be rough.
>>532242336even the witGOD himself doesn't think wit can stop you from getting brocked
>>532242702No cleavage because of the Yakuza. At least we got jiggles
>Gentildonna was famous as one of the best and strong willed mothers. often times when race horses become breeding mares, due to the large amount of offspring they make. after a while they grow detached and uncaring to the new ones but Gentildonna would give her full care and attention to each new foal and was known to cry and demand to remain close to her newborns 24/7. she was known to be SO protective that she would sneer and even push foals that werent hers if theyd come near.
wife.
>>532242997what? how does that work
is the game really owned by yakuza?
do the yakuza not like tits?
are they doing it for their image? keeping it presentable?
>>532243002Don't forget, Gentildonna is the only Mare that Goldship fears.
>>532243191the horses the girls are based on are big business and their names carry importance and 'honor'
if you lewd them a japanese ninja will kill you in your sleep
IDK man, non of these horses is milf enough for me.
>>532242702this is a wholesome game, not everything in the world is for you to jerk off to. you are an addict.
why do I never get energy from recreation?
Learn the way of umamusume from the Nipponese wit sage.. follow his teachings for the perfect Uma..
>>532242702Play super creek.
>>532243002We get it, your fetish is femdom and humiliation, no need to make it your entire personality.
>>532241068More like Special Needs
>>532243462if the sage's advice was so great the sage would rule the world already
>>532243002>>532243263her being called the matriarch uma really is a perfect title. pure strength but also femininity. shes a female Gorilla.
>Somehow lost this
>Also blatant disrespect from judges
What the fuck?
>>532243445Yeah, a wholesome game of grooming your future bride
My first A rank uma and it's a meme spd/witmaxx Bakushin
my entire personality is bullying Teio
>accidentally took front runner savvy
Fuck.
When people post recommended stats, do you prioritize one stat until it hits that point before going for the other one? Like, donโt touch anything else until speed is 600, then stamina till 400, then power?
>>532243445you are an unironic troon/twatterbrain
wanting women having cleavage doesn't mean I want to jerk off to it
I play nikke, and I don't "jerk off" to that, I just watch the asses jiggle as the girls shoot the monsters
literally no one just sits there with his dick out mid-game
>>532243191It's a meme with likely a sliver of truth.
Cygames is aggressive in striking uma porn. The yakuza are involved in honse betting. It's just a silly connection that the yakuza don't want the image of the honses sullied.
It's more likely cygames just wants to keep things looking as clean as possible to keep the owners happy so that their honses aren't dishonored.
>>532239425>Brian>Taishin>Seiun Sky>all next month
>>532243545umamusume is wit game
>>532243685>aren't dishonoredreminder that Daiwa Scarlet's owner wouldn't allow her in the game unless she was cuter than Vodka
How do you get event points?
>>532243637you. are. an. addict.
>>532243629You balance it out based on where you have rainbows or where you have 3+ people. As long as you calculate well enough to reach target stamina at the end, rest is w/e.
>>532243002Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again.
Who is the most f2p-friendly horse?
>>532243629depends on the horse and what races you want it to run. training speed until 600 before doing a bit on stamina on horses that run a lot of longs without stamina recovery would seem like a bad idea
>>532243698roll on seiun sky's banner n the other two will spook u but u prob won't get seiun sky
>>532243629You have to have enough stats to win each stage of the career. Reach the stam target > Reach the speed target > whatever stat you want.
>>532243754No? you are unironically unhinged if you think liking cleavage makes me an "addict"
I am a man
and you didn't deny being a troon/twatterbrain
>>532243545nice nature moment
https://twitter.com/ri_ponko/status/1947243821571449281
Gold Ship's autism gene is strong
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>>532242669Sep 2025
it's still missing agnes digital so it like a week off
>>532243629The only uma that lets you get away is that is bakushin since she just needs high speed to win her career
>>532243804>>532243894Is there like a stamina threshold for each career race?
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Gentilmomma...
You rolled kitasan because she's meta
I rolled kitasan because she's sexxo
we are not the same
>>532243936you. are. an. addict.
>>532242702someone post that gentindonna webm
What the da HECK does "force_allow_dynamic_camera" do in hachimi it doesn't change the camera at all
So now that I'm set on my f2p reroll account for the forseeable future, what is the next big thing that I should save my carats for?
>>532244002y-you're supposed to wait for her trainee version
>>532244034you. will. never. be. a. woman
>>532243790Any of the horses given to you from the tutorial, starting with Bakushin. I dont remember if the tutorial gives you King Halo, but not her. She wants sparks and good inheritance.
>>532244034no
you type like a passive-aggressive bitch, man
fatherless behavior
>>532243973There is a stam calculator depending on the race in one of the OP links. Just remember that career has a hidden +400 stat boost to everyone
>>532242321Are we getting her playable?
>>532242321you will continue the Satono bloodline
>>532244110super creek in 2 weeks lol
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What is her disability
i don't take wits because if im brocked im brocked
>>532243770holy shit she IS fucking beefy that's a cow
>>532244128>the uma who's story is all about surpassing her legend racer mom needs good inheritancesdeep lore
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>>532243969Canโt Daiwa do the same? Or Mayano? I already did Bakushin once and donโt know if there is any point in doing it again, she is only rank C+ despite winning URA
>>532244110Seiun Sky next month and Summer Maruzensky the month after that. Good luck saving up the carats.
do Gentildonna and Golshi hate eachother in game too?
>>532243637>I NEED to see BOOBS I NEED to see NAKED WOMEN 24/7 I can't enjoy anything if it doesn't have BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS >I'm totally normal btwLay off the porn for a while.
>>532244140So I should be substracting 400 from all those โ1000 speedโ posts to know how high I should aim? That explains a lot
>random mood down before debut race
>recreation
>mood down again for not seeing prez
Teio you're doing that again. please stop
Does she have connections with the cartel?
>>532243976Not the worst way to go.. but i rather she destroy my pelvis..
>>532244110you won't save enough for super creek in time, and the next big ssr banner is a long while off, so I'd just roll for umas for a few months
>>532244341For clearing career, yes but if you want to use her for races outside of career it matters.
Should I be pushing 1200 in like two stats for pvp? That impacts the score a lot, doesn't it?
>>532244232Bakushin's career are full of short runs that she can just body with raw stats by pumping speed
daiwa and mayano have longer runs that WILL stam check you, so if you do the same you're bound to run out of gas right at the end and drop to 10th place
Also, you can do bakushin again and get higher rating + better sparks so you can use her as breeding and in pvp and in other modes
>>532244232Bakushin career is almost entirely sprints
DAIWA SCARLETTO does miles and mediums so she needs to mix in stamina.
>>532239769Oh no, the hottest girls in the game, what do I do
>>532243770She's BIG...
I can see why Goldship feared her.
>>532244159>not a speed or a wit cardlol
lmao even
>>532244372Can a Wrestle Lineage be part of Cartel?
okay but how do you decide on which horse to main?
How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?
The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
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Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours
So, if you reroll fast (3โ5 minutes per run), expect about 13โ21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
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Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longerโRNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much betterโabout 1 in 38 rerolls.
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Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3โ5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13โ21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2โ3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5โ1 hour
>>532244435>scoresYou need to witmax and trigger tons of skills to farm points. Having two 1200 stats only affects your uma rating.
>>532243835>come on McQueen, smile!
>>532244298that's not even close to what I said, though
I said I want to see proper cleavage
you are unironically low test/fatherless if this bothers you so much
probably a millennial
>>532244569main? have you played this game?
>>532243770give me the shot of her behinds
>>532244490Yeah I guess? some wrestling events in mexico are funded by cartels
noob question but what is the priority of stats i should be looking to spark? i take it guts is useless but what should I prioritise?
>>532239769>hot>meh>hot>overdesigned trash>meh2/5
I thought future umamusume are supposed to be hotter
>>532244569Your favorite. Slap her with good legacies and any horse is viable
>>532244547>twintails lesbianbased
>Teio cured slow metabolism on her own
you can do THAT?
>>532243835Cute Grandpa and her Grandchild.
>>532239769For me, it's the survival specialist.
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Say her name.
>>532244706you dont get to decide
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who /tosho/ here?
>>532244706Stam/Power. Aim to get 9-star for each one of them
>>532244435you also want a bunch of skills like (running style/race length) straightaway and corners at the level 1 version, the upgraded versions arent worth the skillpoints
a bunch of that and kitasan's curvature should rack up a lot of points
also for each running style, if your horses are in the lead, it adds a good amount of score but it doesnt stack if there's similar umas like two pace chasers on your team
>>532244656you. are. an. addict.
>>532239223 (OP)Which Uma has the fastest daily mission? By that I mean winning maiden race and then failing next goal to finish the campaign as soon as possible.
>>532244706Stam>power>speed probably.
Speed is okay if it happens but it's easy enough to train.
Meanwhile a couple good stamina sparks can mean not even having to touch stamina training. Or at least not much.
>all of a sudden my medium pace chaser team starts shitting the bed in pvp
>put in a late surger
>she sweeps the floor with my pace chasers and the opposing team
All this time I've been so blind. I'm so sorry for doubting you lateGODS
>>532244584>2LB, spark later for MLBOr don't pull a single one in next 110 pulls, and be bricked for missing out all free gibs while sinking a lot of time into shit luck account
Trainers,
How would you feel if you found out that Copano Rickey is a Genshin character?
>>532244584Your multi instance rerolling?
>>532244946Oguri Kyappu da
Yoroshiku Tanomu
Which hors is the easiest to win Tennoushou (spring) with?
>>532244954now imagine end closer
>>532244954did you build entire teams of stamlets or something
>>532244946Probably haru urara or oguri cappu. Since you can just hit recreation until you fail the fan requirement for goal two. Oguri cqp has probably less turns than haru for that but not everyone has her I guess.
>Watching JP Vtuber playing Umamusume
>They have UI that tells them which stats they get from different choices.
Damn, this is a cool QOL feature...When are we getting it for global?!
How much free carat are we expecting after honeymoon?
>>532245119My pace chasers have atleast 700 stamina and 2 gold recovery skills. I have no idea how the fuck they're losing
>>532245224None. I ate them all.
Kinda crunchy.
>>532243445I bet you call them "your daugthers" fucking pedo
>>532245224Whatever the amount is it won't be enough since they're bombarding us with 4 banners a month
>>532245231>speed>power>momentum
>>532244946Mcqueen has 3000 fans as her first goal
Urara has 5000 fans goal
>>532245294the difference between you and the other guy is that you have to make up insults baselessly while he just has to point out how you're acting
>>532245147Hopefully cygames push all the qol features into global earlier, because we got this in jp only like... a year ago, I wanna say? Maybe year and a half?
>>532245281Why are you bullying Scarlet...
>Have 3LB Kitasan main account that finished the spark on the kitasan banner and has some SRs with LBs
>No creek so has to borrow every time
>Have 3LB Kitasan reroll that didn't finish the spark so only has a bunch of 0LB SRs but has it's own creek
Unsurprisingly, the one with it's own creek is actually doing a lot better since it turns out being able to borrow something that isn't creek is extremely powerful.
>>532245147Have gametora open on the other screen
>Sponsors ended
>Nobody streams it anymore
>>532245336you don't have to roll every banner
>>532245336i never checked. are you really telling me the original JP kitasan banner was like a month?
>>532245006>>532245028>>532245128>>532245169>>532245360Thanks, used Urara and it went by pretty quickly.
But ngl I'm starting to feel kinda burned out
this might sound crazy, but i think doto can use giga drill breaker, or any spiral power
for bourbon medium 4 Speed 2 Sta works, right ?
>>532245423>watching a gacha gamewho the fuck would do this
it's hardly gripping gameplay
>>532245370if their code is as dogshit as their gacha, they can't push out features sooner even if they wanted to
>>532244930Why it looks like she's going to rape him?
>>532245456Don't do dailies if you don't want to nigga.
30 carats is fucking nothing.
>>532245456you don't have to play everyday anon
TP is just there to cuck you from playing too much
>โX stat, Y other statโ
Does that mean ANY cards of this stat or do they have to actually be GOOD or you are better off using an SSR of different stat?
>>532245361Its not an insult sir, Im just describing your mental illness
>>532245492True this is the case for FGO as well. They need to update to a newer version of the app if they want the QOL to be seamlessly integrated. Also Cygays never added any early QOL for Priconne so they won't start now.
>didn't start playing until a couple of days before the new banner
>reroll into an account with 4 kitas
>just pulled #5 so now she's level 50
So is it safe to save any future carats to roll for Umas now?
>>532245042placing them front runner
>>532245452It was also like 14 days. Also I keep hearing the release schedule is accelerated, but like in what way?
>>532245478Covid created a wave of parasocial losers who watch streamers because they think the streamer is their "friend"
How do I gentildonnamax bwos?
Someone explain to me why I should bother rolling for her in the hopes of getting a 0LB instead of just leeching a far more useful MLB forever.
>>532245597no way... I have 90 stam pots I can't play this game so much
>>532245754be goldship
get intimidated by her SIZE and MUSCLES
flee
>>532245796if you can't figure it out yourself then you might be too dumb for life
>>532242729More or less. My B-rank Goldshi with short of 900 stam smoked A and A+ umas with 600 or less stam. Of course you still need power and some speed
>>532245754you need to start lifting like a gorilla and get a demon back. then find yourself a (still gentle) wife that can break a tree trunk with her fist.
mix together and have a long linage of healthy giga humans.
>>532245754plate your balls with crush resistant materials
>>532245579Using/watching guides is so gay unless you plan to PvPmaxxx (98% of players won't)
What happened to going through trial and errors until you become good/understand how it works?
>>532245698>sends $100 to some sociopathic exploiter>get user name read>fufillmentliterally mental illness
you know how much tacos $100 can buy?
>>532245650I'm missing only one and already hit pity, you guys told me we can get a free one later, Its okay to believe you right?
>>532245859>doesn't know how to greentextI banish you to the Reddit Realm
>>532245952>what happened to suffering and wasting your time? why cant everyone be autistic like me and fuck up everything in a game that's already solved?
>>532245960Yeah but a girl said their name that's totally worth 100$!!! Whenever I feel pathetic I remember losers like this exist and I feel better already.
>>532246003I know how to greentext, I just didn't feel like it so...
>SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU SHITTY DIRECTOR!
>>532245814I went back to grubble with 4000 pots in hand
and now I'm down to 2400 after like what? 3 months?
shit and go down fast when you want to play
500k fans 600/600/1100. This spark farming is chill.
>>532245754Marry a jacked gentile
>>532245405Kinda a pain in the ass doing it constantly on my phone
how long would it take to get another 30k carats without spending money and just play the game?
>>532244939you are a low test, fatherless man who's SOMEHOW balding despite the low test
>>532245990Yeah, rerollers don't even know why the card is good and they'll sell the account in a few months when they need to pay their rent in idea. Besides Kita is a perma you're going to get her eventually.
>>532245796>speed is literally always good so having a good kitasan black means you always have it and your borrow slot is free now>sparking kitasan black banner means you probably have at least 2-3 good meta cards (some MLB SRs or a single super creek or FM, etc.)>the game will changes some of the mechanics so other stats are improved a bit/spark farming/specific skills/etc means you will want a wide variety of other cards sometimes especially if you are F2P or just barely spending>its easier to borrow these as needed with a big follow list (which is free if you just spam friend points) than it is to have all of these on your own
If the game decides you're getting boxed can nothing save you
>>532246086POWERRRRRRRRRRRR
>>532246051How many careers?
will they make the career mode faster with a quicker skip or something in the future? I sometimes just wanna dump my tp
>>532246196Uma musume is a ______ game
Why are EN communities for every game always so filled with contrarians and hipsters that hate the meta, guides and everyone trying to be actually good at the game?
What the actual fuck is wrong with the west where being bad or casual is something to be prideful about?
i dont want to farm 3* sparks anymore
i want to be happy
https://youtu.be/o2g0OSAt63E
>>532246359it means you have a life and you aren't living in the game probably
>>532246010Because the game's tutorial is extremely bare bones. The game itself tells you jack shit what the stats actually do other than the bare necessity. If it wasn't for external sources nobody would realize the sheer amount of variables the Wits stat provides. The game doesn't even tell you that guts reduces Stamina consumption. The game does a poor job of telling you what stats to train too.
>>532246086What races are you running to hit 500k? My best is 450k with goldship.
>>532246176NTA but
>more people have mlb kitasan than any other SSR and will probably keep her as a support>itโs very possible to spark kitasan and NOT get any SRs to mlb, let alone good onesAlso where do people even look for friends? Just ask randos with good cards?
>>532246445they make you rest before a race in the tutorial, absolute trolling
>>532246196>If the game decides you're getting boxed>If the game decidesSo this is the witlet cope? Pathetic.
How do I gain event points?
Zoomer horse coming with guaranteed Hot Topic is quite handy not gonna lie
I do not have Kitasan.
I will not restart.
>>532245990I heard you don't even need her maxxed out right now and her banner will eventually rerun so I wouldn't really worry about it. Someone familiar with how the JP version has progressed can give you a more solid answer though. I just never tried to get something good at the beginning of a gacha before otherwise I wouldn't have bothered rerolling. Probably not gonna pvp anyway since I'm not a paypig faggot.
>>532246554it's tied to your ratings, so make strong horses in career
also use bonus point cards. Easiest and most available is just nabbing a MLB kitasan negro
>>532246359because unlike japan, western people that get good at a game then use it as a tool to gloat at people, feel superior and act like faggots on the internet because they optimized the fun out of a spreadsheet simulator
>>532246471There was an uma musume friend db link floating around some threads back. You can search from there or god forbid Discord
Uh how much time is between each stage...
>>532246634as opposed to retards like you that feel good and lord over others that they're casual and bad?
>>532246636Iโll look that up, thanks
>spoilerOr stay friendless I guess
>283 days till kentucky derby
we better get a free horse
>>532246587you DO have creek at least, right?
>>532246665Ummm why is Kitasan already out by stage 10
You club will be at least A+ right bwos???
Am i supposed to just use up all my TP when i get it?
it refills pretty fast
>>532246806Clubs are for something other than trading shoes?
>>532246750No, I started on the 16th and rerolled once already.
I dont want to reroll again because I have all the umas besides Special Week, Maruzensky, regular McJobber, Opera and Bourbon.
>>532246806I will be getting 3000 jims and 3000 club points every month as a casual
>>532246359I have no idea, if I had to guess people in the West don't want to be shamed for taking certain things seriously so they have an aversion to anything that makes them look like tryhards.
The PvE in this game is extremely easy so I'm guessing all the PvE only gamers will get bored soon and leave.
>>532246864you get monthly carats base on club class
>top 100 in class 3 somehow
>people following me even though my support card is just a MLB aoi and my hornse is shit (still only 3* wit sparks so far after 70 careers)
>it's a useless gold
Is the free Rice just cleat bait or will they buff this?
>>532246459fan bonus matters a lot if you want high fan count, this is with 93% fan bonus and 19 races won out of 22
>>532246359Because in the west, video games are mostly perceived as a leisurely/casual activity or hobby. If you want to be good at something you go into sports or higher education or a specialized field or start a business with your skills instead of trying to master a phone game that's no longer going to exist in 6 years.
>>532246903neat, you got in the top n% club?
>>532246603part of the idea is now the pool is smaller so it's easier to LB cards
>>532246806my club is barely trading shoes so no
>>532247021so in other words you're retarded and too bad for videogames
>>532246909so called tryhards are in for a rude awakening at chanmi
this game exists for casuals who play every now and again and keep up with the stories, and whale autism
I'm seriously not impressed after a month of this game. It's not even Kita. The loop is just boring. Way too much rng and way too little gameplay.
Cute career stories to find I guess. I've seen better resource drop rates in other gachas.
I'm not even going back to another gacha after this. Just thought his one might be interesting finally. It's really not. It's mid and I really wanted to like this.
>>532246587same
it's not my fault Bourbon needed a spark before I can get one copy
>>532244569My heart belongs to Teio I didn't get a voice on that.
>>532247174don't you have vtubers to melt down over instead of shitposting in here?
>>532246729You should look forwards to the Breeders Cup Classic in the start of November, lotta incredible horses running. We'll for sure get carats and prizes if Forever Young wins.
>>532244930>study 5 years at college to train umas>it was your dream since kid>finally gets the chance to train one, she also seems the kind type>think that going to onsen one night together is kinda risky since you are just her trainer but you still trust her>she raped you>cant tell anyone cause they will fired youBeing a trainer is suffering
>>532247153>Heh, this game exists for casuals like me who play the game once a week and shitpost on 4chan 20 hours every dayno I don't think so
the game exists for those who want to enjoy it not mentally unstable retards that somehow feel a sense of superiority over not playing a game
>>532246665How is FM MLB in stage 4...?
>>532247153Try harding doesn't mean you want to be the top player in the world, retard. Do you go to random amature sport events and tell people to stop tryharding because they will never beat the top record holders?
>>532247174WAIT!
>cums on your faceThere, you can leave now young one!
>>532247272s-surely toreina-san is safe if you choose female?
>>532246665hmmm so if I check the leaderboards right now surely all sprinters will be running 2 speed and 4 wit cards and not the exact opposite...
>>532247281>>532247343What on earth are your problems? why are you filled with such rage?
>>532247013I'll rearrange my cards for race bonus once I have enough sp to experiment more. The only reason I want to min max fans is to help out my club.
How much stam do you need for pvp?
>>532247343>Top player>RNG based game
>>532245579None of these fags are helpful. They all just spout the wit/speed training meme and not how to ready your hon for team trials. Ended up figuring it out for myself.
Are there anti-uma self defense tools in this world
>>532246991i only pick rice when I want to make a pace chaser stamina debuffer for pvp since she has all of those at baseline level
its so much harder to make a full front runner/late/end debuffer since the skills are spread out between cards, including needing the R symboli for subdued
that card doesnt have hint levels/bonuses either so you have to be lucky
>>532247408Someone telling you that you're wrong is being "filled with rage"? Are you one of those special children that has never been told they're wrong?
>>532247174Gakumas unironically did gameplay better with deckbuilding instead of just multiple rng rolls
Uma needs swipe asap and pvp should take x10 time less without all animation bloat
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How's the early PVP rankings going, anons? Kind of curious what the promotion line looks like for Class 5. I think I'm doing okay considering I basically don't have a real dirt team (only El Pasa is decent).
I will continue the Mejiro bloodline.
>>532247353For each female trainer there is a male trainer raped by two umas
>>532247289By borrowing her. Everyone did tell you to MLB Kitasan so you can borrow MLB Creek/Motion.
>like uma
>feel the autistic need to roll for her friends and rivals because they cross stories
fuck, man
>>532247515Go shit up vt you subhuman
>>532247174The no gameplay part was obvious since the very beginning, itโs an idolmaster reskin after all. The RNG feels like bullshit but at the same time if it wasnโt there (or wasnโt as bad), it would be easy to finish all careers, get all horses to max rank and sit tight until the next patch so I can see why itโs like that. At the end of the day itโs a gacha game and all gachas want you to either waste all your money or all your time (or worst case - both)
>>532247408How do I sound angry? Do you think I'm angry cause I called you a retard or something?
>>532243770>Imagine being so juiced up that your daughter ends up inheriting the residual roidsWhat the fuck was Deep Impact on?
>>532247494Don't become a trainer. That's your best defense.
>>532246359nigger I play games to have fun and relax, I am competitive and tryhard in real life at work. Fucking zoomers....
>>532245952I mean yeah I could easily learn that Iron Will is dogshit by trial and error but a lot of things are more obscured. How would you learn that wit helps with downhills or that power helps with uphills?
>>532247558I will save all of them
>>532243770bro that horse is JACKED holy
>>532247491>learning by utilizing a developed prefrontal cortex in 2025a rare specimen indeed
>>532247539Wow, this is one gay looking trainer.
>>532247639yeah im sure relaxing involves coming to 4chan and seething violently at others playing games differently than you
>>532243770>Gold Ship, who'd usually love any mare, didn't like Gentildonna and no attempt to mate was ever made. Gold Ship's team said that Gold Ship simply didn't consider her a female.
>>532247407That's a f2p guide. Whales won't be using MLB Spe in the first place retard.
>>532247609Tachyon's secret sauce
>>532247504>debuffs own teammate>glue
>>532247739>disagreeing>seething violentlywhy is the thread full of this?
>>532247683She's a gentle gorilla.
>>532247571You're still wrong and will forever be retarded. You think you're better than others for some weird reason and come to 4chan to feel superior than others but others regard you with disgust or indifference because you've never made a single good post in your life.
These mission events are ass. When is this race? Fastest way to complete?
B-But what about the 4 speed 2 power deck...? Did you guys lie...?
Which one do I pick? Should I even pick one at all?
What's the best value move here?
Or can I simply choose my favorites? I like special week, Silence Suzuka, and Mejiro Mcqueen
I'm rolling for my fourth kitasan, so I won't be rolling for trainees until kita's banner ends.
It's a selector, so I should only use it after I roll on some trainees, right? Is there some kind trainee-only tickets that you gain in the story to keep in mind before using the selector?
>>532247539>drawn like a bara>act like a rapechadTranny artist?
>baited by retards on xitter saying itโs a casual game where you donโt really have to roll, just train your favorite hors to become the very best
>even if your horse wins the tournament, it actually doesnโt mean shit
>itโs actually all hors eugenics and rolling for cards
>>532247787>f2p guide>bunch of mlb ssrsdoubt
>>532247771Poor Goldship was scared...
>>532247868umamusme is tazuna game
>>532247843where does this anger come from anon? why are you projecting so hard?
Imagine how sweaty her feet are
>>532247801>racist slurs and angry insults>heh that was just a calm disagreementbecause you're mentally unwell and an unstable individual
>>532243002>>532243770Would she be considered a tiger mom?
>>532247881you decide how sweaty you want the game to be. If you want to just stop at winning finals, then that's fine too
>>532247868>maxed out cardsI can only imagine how good the legacies were.
Obscure facts about the Umamusume setting!
>when an uma is born, sheโs given the same name as a famous horse, and people seem to know which horseโs legacy she carries. This isnโt random: society expects her to live up to the name. The Tracen Academy, in fact, prioritizes famous names for enrollment.
>the post-race idol concerts aren't just entertainment, they're considered magical/spiritual rituals that awakens something within the participating umas
>one of the strictest and most enforced rules is that of cleaning and grooming the tail of an uma, which they usually do themselves
>almost all dates and events are slightly off-kilter on the calendar compared to the real world
>the names of the umas are considered sacred, and no two umas can ever share the same name
>>532247941My pure lightning fast virgin wife.
>>532247951>ask question>projection and insults in returnlol, go have a smoke anon
>>532247739you are the one shitting your pants that people are not tryharding your phone game thoughbeit?
>>532247787If it was a money issue, top players would still run 4 wit 2 speed but full MLB. Almost like that shit doesn't work...
>>532247951take your meds retard, /vg/ is not one person
>>532246665>Stage 4: Getting Kitasan
>>532247961>If you want to just stop at winning finalsWhat you describe is literal definition of p2w though
>completing the game with stock is harder than completing dark souls with lvl1 stock character
>>532247871one of the special missions gives you a random 3 star ticket, use that one first.
Then just pick whichever one you don't have and like most.
>>532248014Sorry but she's already married to me
>>532247893>start: reroll fm>stage 1-3: borrow mlb spd/creek>stage 4: roll mlb kitasan, borrow mlb fm/creeklooks f2p to me bro
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Anyone tryharding or minmaxing now is just going to burn themselves out
You're nuts if you don't realise that 99% of any gacha's playerbase are just casuals enjoying the characters/setting on their phone every now and again
>>532248009the heavenly empire of the ming never fell since the mongols never managed to invade from the unprotected northern frontier, making china the oldest dynasty and most prosperous country on uma earth
>>532248007>457k promotion line
>>532247941I'd lick her sweaty navel and thighs
>>532248036no, whales would be prioritizing compatible skills since that's how you score high in time trials
>>532247494CQC, use their retard strength against them
>>532248187bro forgot about the kingdom of ireland
>the mongols never managed to invade from the unprotected northern frontierIf anything, superhuman umas would have scaled the great wall trivially
Uma Musume is a /fit/ game in disguise
Just look how happy, hopeful, and encouraging everything is
>>532248167Iโd believe that if there werenโt any time limited missions which require you to play for several hours a day if you donโt follow guides
>>532247957Anon that is clearly a horse.
>>532248167It's a dog eat dog world in India they have to tryhard in gachas since they can't buy pulls.
>>532247537I only press auto select and skip these races
Why is Oguri's trainer such a cunt
Uma musume is a sanity game. You have to not go crazy while farming for sparks.
>>532248316Most normies just ignore or skip stuff like that
You can now clear the event doing 1 run a day or less after the points changes
She is having so much fun, bros
>>532248305>Just look how happy, hopeful, and encouraging everything isI honestly hate that. Shit gets me depressed since my school years and life has been miserable forever so it's like the game is taunting me on all the things I missed that would let me enjoy life
Why can't I select what kind of recreation I want to do? Are horse trainers fully controlled by their instincts?
Anyone playing the game differently than me is stupid and just going to burn themselves out. I bet they're subhumans that like things I don't too.
Anyone playing the game just like I am are based and I bet they like the same things I do too. We rule this shit over the idiots that know no better, it's so lonely at the top.
>>532248014Virgin? Sure.
But her hymen is tore for sure.
How the fuck do I make a good pvp horse?
>>532247128If that's how you see it then yeah.
>>532248424Exactly what I expected from the guy that spams this pic
>>532248475use 5 wit cards
>do not have kita
>do not have creek
>have cute waifus
>put in effort
>not gonna restart
simple as
>>532248430You want less rng in your rng game?
>>532248547I'm not even that guy. Just liked the pic
>>532248424There's always time to turn it around, bro.
i believe i can cen Campions cup with El Condor Pasa (got 2nd twice with her) but i believe that she can't run in Teio sho.
Do i have to get it with Haru Urara?
Oh nyooooooo what happened to me
>>532248290erm, CQC isn't in MGS1 ackshually
>>532248391>sanitywrong game bro
>>532248408neck yourself vtumor
>>532248434describes 90% of this site and reminds me of some idiots in this thread
>Please spoonfeed me about the game>Oh but don't spoonfeed me too much I want to learn about the game myself>I will also look down and insult those who want to be spoonfed more than me or play more than me
>>532245478Northern Lion streams it because his content is more about his banter and the game is a backdrop, and a menu game where you can sit and watch races for half the time is perfect to talk about anything else over.
I'm gonna join every /uma/ race as a debuffer and kneecap everyone that didn't max stamina.
So what SSRs should you be prioritizing uncapping after Kitasan? Fine Motion Super Creek, other cards in the future?
>>532248007I have 420k in class 3 nigga see you soon
>>532248648your breast reduction surgery was a success
>my friend got to A+ with my guest horse
>I'm still a B+kek
fuck
Waheyyyy Waheyyyy Anons Waheyyyy Waheyyyy
Recommended support cards for grinding 30 wins with Bakushin?
reminder
winning doesn't matter if you're a witlet
>>532248603Oh my bad, but still fuck you for posting it again
>>532248460-40% on corner contributes to the total cost of sm.
>>532248402>points changesHuh??
Do you think legendary jockeys like Lemaire ever tried to own a racehorse for himself? I know a good racehorse in Japan costs gorillions of yen (one of Kitasan Black's kid auctioned for 3 thimes G1 winner prize money last week) but surely it's not that expensive in his home country / France?
>>532246359Why do you have to shill all your guides and tell people they're playing wrong instead of accept that other people play the game differently than you?
This is not a job, it is a video game on my phone to play for a little while when I'm half asleep in the morning and at night. It is the definition of casual.
Why is it called the URAra final?
I looked at the SSR Guts Haru Urara support card from the Friend Point shop and noticed that she has absolutely no skills whatsoever. Is she bad or is she servicable compared to the SSRs in the gacha pool?
>>532248119thanks anon
I heard there was some shit about getting tickets like that when doing the story or something?
>>532248582>rolled over 200 times>only 1 kita from rollingThem's the brakes. Just going to keep doing what I'm doing.
>>532248293>umas>climbing
>A whole fucking spark without a single Kita or even a single Dia
I would've been so fucking livid if I didn't already have her and ton of good stuff in JP.
>>532248662What would The Boss's horse look like in Uma form?
>>532248631Thanks anon. I try but everything is just so tiresome once you get past 30yo and need to maintain fulltime wagie life
>>532248670Your mom doesn't love you, you old fart.
>>532248813the fucking irony of this post
Does Umamusume have any famous war horses?
>>532248424For me it's the other way around.
Seeing girls giving their all fills the void of my miserable self and makes me want to not give up after all.
>>532248648Green Horse Spotted!!!
>>532248836Our Umas are at least as strong as Elder scrolls horses. And you know they have mountain goat vertical capability.
>>532248854that's my situation and I don't have jp
>>532248007What's the demotion line in Class 5?
>>532248801Cant be owners
>>532248872The pic you replied to.
>>532248669any arkbwopipis in here?
who's your favorite uma?
>>532248301Thought it was AI at first... it's saddening how this guy's artstyle is common in AIslops...
>>532248757i did it with this before kitasan
>>532246991you're an idiot sadly. there is nothing "useless" about a gold regen skill that is guaranteed to trigger when you actually need it most, when you're low on stamina on a Long track.
>>532248801Some jockeys do try to open their own farm, like Yuichi Fukunaga, Kingu's jockey and the one the 2nd main story trainer was based on.
Retard here borrowing a Tazuna for the first time. Am I supposed to finish her recreation or am I just meant to focus on using trainings with her?
>>532249059based retard
if that activated you had already lost
keep picking it though
>>532247174you spent a full month playnig a game you find boring with no gameplay? your life must be fucking awful, when I think something isn't for me I just do something else not spend a full month on it.
>>532248926I'm blind
>>532248994That's cool as fuck
>>532248829Its actually a good thing when the rest of your deck is already filled with cards with multiple events and two dozen skills each as event 'slots' are limited and
>>532249084Farm? You mean stable. Fukunaga became a trainer
>>532247574>The RNG feels like bullshit but at the same time if it wasnโt there (or wasnโt as bad), it would be easy to finish all careers, get all horses to max rank and sit tight until the next patchThis. We're playing a live service game. If there was no RNG then you'd have no reason to keep repeating it over and over. The variance is exactly what makes it fun to replay because you once you're at the point where you always win, you still have the drive to hope for "the god run". anyone mad about the rng just shouldn't be playing this kind of game, they'd quit it asap if there was no rng.
>>532247539100% drawn by a woman. always makes me laugh when they make the guy a giga ultra gigachad kpop god.
is it always obvious the other way when its a male artist i wonder?
How do I make Mcqueen's URA a Long instead of Medium?
>>532249131her dates give you a lot of energy, some of them give you stats or skill points
so any horse is viable in this game? (except that Urara girl)
>>532249381what's a mambo
>>532249315What does it mean?
>>532249315nta
what does this mean
>>532249362This is also why every gacha eventually adds roguelike modes
my stats were superior to other horses, how did my musume lose? 9th place
they all had E's, I had E+ skills
I do have shit wits and shit guts
F-F+
>>532249156Nta but what's the point of an healing skill at all if you never reach 0 hp without it?
>>532249395play more Long optional races
avoid Medium races
>>532249463El Condor's birb
>>532248034>b-but I was just asking a q-question>NIGGER!!! FUCKING ZOOMERS!!!you are a lost cause that will never fit into society
>>532249395Assuming you don't do any other Medium's then like 3 optional Long's
>>532249514you got blocked by other umas
The game is on Nintendo online?
I can play it on the Switch 2?
>>532249390Itโs a male artist when the guy is faceless or barely drawn
Thatโs just how it is
Uma musume is a GUTS game
I actually want to be stabbed to death by Gold City because she saw another girl in my general vicinity and I looked in her general direction
>>532249507it's kinda a natural progression
gachatards play gacha to gamble so they love rng
>>532249338Cute, would max bond and S rank every mission with
>>532248801kek look at this manlet
>>532249395URA Finale race type is decided by the majority of your career races so do more Long races even G2/G3
https://fixvx.com/Astre123456/status/1947522497261277532
Summoning ai-chan's momma...
>>532249473>>532249480it means the skill does exactly what it says it does
>>532249523your uma won't go full speed in the final leg if she thinks she'll run out of energy
>>532249785Pandora looks like a hag trying way too hard to look young with magical girl cosplay
>>532249523Because Nice Nature may choose to not be so nice some race, and throw random nordic slurs your way to suck out stam.
>>532249752Average jockey is like 160cm, they try to get small dudes so there's less weight on the horse.
>>532249362>The variance is exactly what makes it fun to replayIt's not.
Variance makes people mad because instead of progressing better(like in any roguelike and roguelite games when you get metaprogression and metaknowledge making game easier), rng just fucks your shit up and you might start having multiple worse runs than your previous best because lmao fuck you
It feels bad, and considering the game is very elaborating with scores, it's very p2w shit game design
But that is to be expected from normiecore sports game. I think current day FIFA is same with selling p2w characters that just outclass f2p characters, and sportsfags are eating it up. EA could literally do anime shit soccer gacha and weebs would eat it up looking at this game.
damn
I just watched my horse brake checking another horse to death after being rushed
So the skill is good because its gold?
>>532249965Yes, like Iron Will.
>>532249950>Too tall to be a jockey>Too short In general Life is suffering
How do you see how much endurance/HP your horse has left during a race?
>>532249514>>532249608oh yeah btw I was in the back
did the surge stat
also, I won after swtiching it to pace
HOLY FUCK BROS THE DOPAMINE HIT IS REAL IN THIS GAME
I HAVEN'T been this excited in a while wtf
is this what mike tyson or muhammad ali's trainer felt when they won, I wonder?
that is my son! MY SON ON THE SCREEN
well, my daugther
>drink a beer
>try to sleep
>can't sleep
>drink an energy drink
>back to grinding
i fucking hate summer
Are you willing to drug your daughter so she can sleep better?
>Start Teio's career
>She wants to beat Rudolf
>Rudolf is currently the head of student council
>This implies she's been in the academy for at least a year
>Teio Senior Year
>Rudolf is still there
Shit doesn't make any sense. Why hasn't she graduated yet? Meanwhile in Bakushin's career she laments that she is already in her senior year so she couldn't do more longer races. What the fuck is going on here?
>>532249059If this post doesn't convince you that every single advice in this general is wrong and contrarian on purpose then it's already over for you.
>>532249523The point of other recovery skills is to prevent you from hitting 0 HP in the first place. Your remaining HP affects how fast and long your last spurt is, so if that activates, you were already losing the race.
>>532250045that's the fun part
you don't
>>532249870that doesn't make the skill bad, because without it you're truly out of energy. it's not swinging maestro but it's better than most skills.
>>532250101Rudolf is just nebulously always the president. Even in her career she starts as the president before her maiden race, and three years later is still the president after the URA finals
That's a fairly small amount of WcDonald's for an average-sized Uma, I'd say?
>>532249956then quit the game, you obviously don't understand it even after being spoonfed. the rest of us that understand it will keep enjoying it.
>>532250176These umas are the reason why Africa is starving...
>>532250124flatjiro flatqueen
>>532239425>Christmas Oguri>Tamamo Cross>December >Also a rerun with Kita and half anniversary in November. Goodbye 400$. I pray there is packs and deals to help me get more Carats for 3 sparks at least.
>>532250125you mean bad as in actually a negative? yeah sure but for 300+ skill points literally anything is better
>>532250045you can tell if your horse's speed plummets near the end
but by that point it's already too late
>>532249514never not front run junior year races
>>532250125>The retard is doubling down
>>532250176Should have called in the big guns.
>King willingly making a scene and taking in the abuse and insults from the paparazzi to take their attention away from a crying Special Week after the Derby
Why is she so kino...
>>532249884That sounds really hot.
>>532250118you're right better to run out and have none than to run out and immediately have some again. guess I'll take Lucky 7 instead so very rarely I'll get lucky and see the icon pop up before I run out of stamina and lose anyway.
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not liking season 3 very much umakeks.
Is failing the 5k fan mission the fastest way to get a 3* dirt spark on urara? I just want to be able to put Matikanefukukitaru into my dirt team by using a 3* dirt 6* mile Urara and a 8* dirt Oguri
>>532249523To counter debuffers and more stamina means earlier last spurt. By the way the calculation is done before the last spurt so if your healing skills activate after the last spurt begins, it's useless
>realize i have exactly enough leftover Rares for 1 SR ticket
>it's SR Nice Nature
AAIIEEE i should have pulled a fucking horse
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>>532250421Level your Expectations for 3 it's still solid but not as high as season 2.
>532250376
>genuine retardposting
>>532250421It's called the worst season for a reason
>>532250565>look mom I refused to actually quote the post I replied to again!not even that anon but you're not making anyone else look bad when you do this
Fuck support cards.
Where are the stacked trainees?
Worth buying the rookie packs for a good head start? Is this uma banner good to roll on?
>>532250376Lucky 7 is a much, much better skill. It's not even close.
>>532247728>first thought of seeing a male is thinking of sucking dicklmeow
>>532250045You can't but you can estimate by how delayed their last spurt is. If they start late they are running out, if it's early they are still juiced up.
>>532250421It was meh. They should have kept Kitasan and Dia as lolis from season 2.
>>532250647>Is this uma banner good to roll on?No
>>532250661what does it do?
what is the distance of dirt PVP races again? I keep forgetting
>>532250421Watch Cinderella Grey instead since it's made by Cygames.
>>532247539I like the way Shiwu draws McQueen, but holy FUCK, she makes it obvious that she goons herself stupid to Love and Deepspace lmao
>>532250703You just get lucky.
>>532250421That's what they get for sidelining /ourguy/ spicaman
>>532250245>>532250345>Three sleep-depriveds so far>Now thisThis Torena-san is WEAK. If it was necessary for Agnes-sama, I'd have eaten all of them like a good guinea pig.
>>532250643they don't exist, horse owners don't want their horse to be dogshit even if their lore is that they were dogshit. this is one of the few gacha where balance is a high priority because they don't own the characters and the owners are all different people that want their legacies to be respected.
how the fuck did i get URA long on the first run with maya?
i've since did 3 more runs and all of them were URA medium
>>532250489thank you for funding the game my little dolphin
The club members were promised to me 3000 years ago (Get in there)
when i max out a stat are the stat rewards from completing the career converted to other stats or wasted?
>>532250815stop joining medium optional race bwo
Aaaaaand opinion discarded.
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Should I upgrade my wit, too? it's lacking
the game suggests I do that, I even got a headache
>>532250421Nice Nature represents the viewer
>>532250703if you start in bracket 7 you get a minor stat buff. if you don't you get literally nothing. it's dogshit because it sucks at helping you win races, it's not even a high enough chance to bet alarm clocks on it triggering in 3 more attempts. it sucks in pvp too because it's so unlikely to trigger so you're not earning points off of it.
>>532250815You need to win long races more than any other type.
>>532250840I'm f2p, I just got lucky with the Kita banner and got her to 3LB.
>>532250647The only reason to get the rookie packs is if you wanna support the game. Unless you're a whale ready to drop like $400+ don't bother actually spending to get stuff the rates in this game are abysmally low. There's much better shop items down the line like selector tickets and a battlepass that are actually worth paying for.
>>532250421That's because it spends so long focused on KitaDia instead of the REAL main character (She's sitting in the protagnist's seat, so you know it's her)
>>532250421Keep watching, it gets better toward the end.
>>532250927>That table from the uma bibleJust read the docs yourself.
>>532250421I didn't like that much either. I felt it would've been better to make Dia the MC and Kita a best friend supporter.
holy shit bros this is a nice game
it's like having a daughtersisterwife
absolute kamige
Why yes, we do love Chicas caballos here
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Which of these is more likely to trigger for Late?
is this a spic coded game?
>>532251140Triumphant Pulse.
>>532251035I'm no yurifag but I can't NOT think about it when even if alone they end up talking about the other one.
>>532251016I was rooting for her against Kitasan, I'm glad she got her G1 but the anime kinda spoils it during the opening for some reasons. Very strange
>>532250963true, a lot of bullshit from Kitasan and I am supposed to root for her?
I feel like a mad scientist
>>532251140Red Shift will be great for Tauros Cup
Triumphant Pulse is also good
>>532251221BOBER KURWA!!!
>>532251254>Small breasts in all official art and ingame>Fanart has her with massive cowtit milkers
>>532251140Triumphant Pulse
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chichis de chicas caballos...
>>532251007How much do those cost?
my debuffer urara keeps jobbing at the final sprint race
how do i meme my way into the finale bros?
>>532251273What bullshit?
She won some and lost some.
How should a URA finals winner Rice's stats look like?
Also what proficiency cards for her?
Any other overall tips on how to complete her career with least butthurt?
>>532251221TY PATRZ BOBER KURWA
Has there been any indication when global will get their first championโs meeting?
>>532251389if you have to change a characters design then you dont like the character and just want big tits regardless of who they're slapped on
Does the "Rushed" thing actually happen when the group in front of you or behind you is too fast for you to keep pace or is it jsut a random fuck you from the game?
>>532250421Itโs mid overall, but I really enjoyed episode 6 and the first half of the sol segment in episode 9.
>>532251035>uuuuu Vodka I hate you so much that I want you at all my races and I'm gonna obsess over you all the timegayest rivalry in all of uma
>>532251324I wouldnโt call her small. Sheโs about the same size as El
>>532251517Wit has a small effect on the chance, otherwise it is a random fuck you
how come i see the top ranks running their horses through front all career with virtually no problems but when i try it it falls apart past the debut
>>532251575She's definitely a lot smaller than the fanart that gets posted around here in all official sources, that's for sure. Makes you wonder if those people actually like the character itself or are just horny for big tits.
>>532251517it's a punishment for not raising Wit. The status means your girl is stupid and failed to stay in their proper position because they starting rushing forward before it was the correct time to.
>>532251324she has plenty
>>532251440I think anon means how dramatic she is with all her crying and leaning on Nice Nature despite doing far better than Nice Nature at the same time.
S2 had a lot of drama, but it was because the extraordinary circumstances of the Teio Miracle actually warranted it. Also, Teio was far cuter.
>>532251172In the same way that a poorly-cleaned house is cockroach-coded, sure.
What do normies think about hot spring tickets
Does it give them the ick
>>532251810why does she get drawn so small in official art then?
>these are the debut generics that fuck you over
It would be funny if the one you lost to in your maiden debut came back in the URA finale with gimped up stats
>>532251878That would imply they play enough to win the hotspring gacha, and good enough to win URA for the hotspring scene.
Has anyone seen the effect of Lucky 7 with their own eyes? I've never been put in bracket 7, I check every time and I've played since launch. I didn't even roll a single SSR in 220 rolls for KB. I do not have the blessing.
>>532251907does this look small to you?
>>532251878women are compared to everything, keys and locks, roast beef and fish, bunnies, cats, dogs, horses too and most of it is fetishbait disguised as a fun game concept that just gets more and more egregious as time goes by.
>>532251035>Brown hair>Genki Girl who likes running>Extremely competitive>Massive Tsunderplane>A fucking weeaboo>Obsesses over the person she hates the most>Partner is a black-haired, lackadaisical but talented personman I love Kirino Kousaka
>>532251945me on the left
>>532251858I mean I was in the same spot, I wasn't really feeling Kitasan until toward the end where it all makes it worthwhile
>>532251997The model in game and the original art the anon posted did yeah but she looks more sizeable yeah. I guess it's just the usual thing where artists find it impossibly hard to be consistent with a character's size.
>>532251878the hot spring scenes are the most tame fanservice of any gacha game, if someone gets offended by them they must be genuinely retarded
HOW DO I MAKE RICE SHOWER WORK
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>>532252035>Boeings your AH-64 Apache
>>532252117she's also big in model if you look at her shadows
If some moods down in a row is enough to kill your run then it was never a good run in the first place
>>532251958It's works like any other green skill. Nothing special, just a fuckton of stats boost if you hit the 7 gate gacha.
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Welp. See you shitposting retards in 2 weeks (unless there's an event next week).
>>532251997>as part of their accelerated timeline claim cygames will occasionally release current JP Uma into the current global roster outside of expected releaseI made this up but i want it to be true
>>532251878they're rare so the most casual players don't find them often
they require a full victory so even getting one doesn't mean you actually "get the scene", the bad players won't and normies will often be in that category
the scenes themselves are like 5 seconds long and don't show anything, normies see fanservice more advanced in superbowl commercials
>>532249950How the dfuck did ghenghis khan do it then?
damn that's some THICC reward
I should try going for it more
They're not accelerating fast enough. I need a CM announcement this week.
>>532252254nah it's a coinflip even if you're in gate 7. the odds of gate 7 varies between racetracks but it's something like 1 in 7 hehe.
>trying to improve my dirt runners aptitude for PVP
>game refuses to give me anything with a dirt track spark
the RNG in this game makes my blood pressure go through the roof
>>532251878Normalfags don't actually have any real beliefs or principles. It's merely a matter of whether some (((cunts on twitter))) start trying to kvetch about it for clout and get some of their fellow subhumans to pitch in.
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Is this finally it, am I in whale territory where I get my ass blown out everytime now....
>>532252464I can lend you a 3* Haru if you want
>>532252440It's more consistent during champions meeting since there are only 9 gates, but it's still a big coin flip.
>>532252518You better step up if you want to run with the big boys
>>532250356It's hard not to love her when her very principle is "never give up". The post-race scene after kikuka sho sealed the deal for mel.
>>532252519that would help a lot
imagine being a famous umamusume with millions of fans and several g1 wins under your belt but you are forced to retire and work in a fucking convenience store for the rest of your life
>>532252254>fuckton of statsit's 40 in the 3 main stats for 110 base cost, which is a worse return than just buying something like right handed/left handed which is 40 in the most important stat 50% of the time for 90 base cost (but many many sources of hints).
it's statistically one the worst of the "get stats for X situation" skills in the game. even just taking a guts one can be better because guts is strong in low amounts and guts has options like "when you match the leader's strategy" which is a great one since it also buffs you when you're #1.
>>532251287Isnโt this bad?
>>532251287>Triangle lol
lmao even
>Trust me, bro. If you max MLB Sweep and MLB Kitasan's friendship asap, they'll be glued to your rainbow speed training.
So that was a fucking lie, huh.
>>532252368>Starscourge Radahn enters the chat
>>532252646Good luck
686345960575
Wtf, they did Urara dirty. It's not even the Kinen
>>532251287Uuuuuuuh bro?????
What do you do when two horses want each other as a parent?
>>532250725Always Mile, so you need either a dirt sparked condor/oguri or a mile sparked urara.
>no Super Creek
>no Fine Motion
>borrow Kitasan Black
>suddenly goes undefeated in every G1 race I throw at her
I kneel mein kaiser
PVP Meta is make a strong team to cuck everyone from winning against you
then switch to your skill spamming team while you're racing yourself
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this guy is evil, I can't wait until he dies
Is there any reason to give up on a career run other than saving time?
Are terrain/distance sparks totally random? I've gotten 3* distance from total shitters before.
>>532252796>>532252870>>532252961All that matters is that I have the aptitude now. My cards will make up for the stats
>>532252206She couldnโt be any sexier
>>532248801I don't think they make nearly enough money to own a horse, you'll need to be an entrepreneur/businessman for that. The usual route is to become a trainer though like Fukunaga and Kato
>>532253129>dirt Bgonna get mogged by my dirt team lol
>>532252749Itโs odd the anime never goes into how much they actually make from winning races.
The anime is great. Who fucking said it's bad?
>ALMOND HAS SMALL TITS!!! SHEโS FLAT!!!!
Stop giving idiots free (You)s
>>532252145that's the beach fanservice
>>532253208He can still get lucky and spark dirt mid run, it'll just take a bit of luck. Having a whole pile of dirt sparks to each roll from also improves his chances.
>>532253236they make nothing because all umamusume are underage
>>532253236their reward is getting to sing and dance, The Director takes the prize money
>>532253107nope
if you really want to give up that run just spam race for extra money until it's gameover
you horse will cry and beg you to stop but who cares
>>532253256Twitterfags hate S1 and constantly talk shit about it so they can prop up S3
>>532253330Umas need to start sitting out races until they get better NIL deals. Canโt keep having Suzuka merch sell out and all the money go to the school and trainer.
>>532252831me every king halo run trying to build her for sprint
>>532253256There are too few Team Spica shenanigans in Season 3.
>>532250421Any umanime other than CygamesPicture's production is trash
>>532253236I guess their trainers keep the money till they come of age
>>532251745But it happens on front runners aswell...
>>532253342>pays you in exposure
Umas run because they love it. Not for money.
>>532250881Imagine getting outraced by a fucking tree
I read you can get Long URA finals with Teio by doing Long races mid career but I'm not seeing anything while being in year 1? Is this normal and will they unlock later?
>>532252368warhorses, even steppe asian warhorses of old were much larger than our race horses of today and built more for stamina and strength and bravery
also asians from hundreds of years ago were not exactly large people
>>532253256Not me, I liked all the seasons even 3. The first two are the best tho.
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Is it just me or is inherited Clear Heart not that good
>>532253396>look mom I refused to actually quote the post I replied to again!not even that anon but you're not making anyone else look bad when you do this
>>532253573Yeah but they can exchange money for goods and services
For that retard that said yesterday that only npc umas do the cry animation when they lose I just saw Mayano crying rivers after I beat the shit out of her in the Tenno Sho
>>532253208At least I don't have to pray for a Taiki/Oguri spook anymore...
>>532253107Technically no, you should never give up a career run. If the run gets especially bad you should just salvage as much value as you can. Is a stat near 600? Get it to 600 for a chance at 3* spark. Do you need trophies? Spam G2's. Is there a special mission? Try to finish it cuz a lot of special missions are on the 3rd year.
>>532253630same as a normal recovery skill
>>532253670Okay now kiss and hug her
>>532253630Inherited skills are nerfed by like half
>>532253539being a front runner doesn't mean you go full speed the whole time. you need to be able to finish the race, running your full speed leaves you out of breathe FAST. A mile is a "short" race, not even athletes can run their top speed for a mile straight.
I wish I had the time to enjoy the game like how Korone does it
>532253632
seething retard
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>>532252749>make 4 million dollars throughout a career>blow it all on snacks>have to work a shitty convenience store job>"How could this happen???"
>>532246086Why are fans important? I only thought you needed a them to level up a characters unique skill at certain points of their career, but that totals up to only 120k fans. Isn't 500k too much?
Teio sucks cock because she loves it. Not for money.
>>532253780>Nico BOX on this lap
>>532253780AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>532253839Who is this new schizo and why is he having a melty?
Fellas I need help, I'm on a leaf phone in nipland and I can't connect, even with a free vpn. What do?
>>532253630it's pretty good because the condition isn't bad and the ability to last longer is vital. bad skills are ones that are like Haru Urara's, where meeting the condition essentially means you have lost the race unless you're a rare late/end horse that for some reason lacks stamina despite being the least stamina-intensive horses.
what emulator would yall recommend for multi instance rerolling, im a bit bored and wanna see what I can get
Man, every race for Gold Ship is just 3 horses trying to win the race and 10 horses trying to block you.
>>532253780>doesn't make a 4D boxdisappointing
>>532252749I don't train my horses as witlets though. She's going to have a do-nothing job in some corpo or do stand up gigs because of how witty she is.
>ura finale
>the one time marvelous decides to step off wit
>game lands on wit and rolls more than 1 star
>it gets capped at 2 because 10 wit short
Pain...
>>532253961Make a new steam account using that VPN or play in mobile
>>532253756>>532253839>look mom I refused to actually quote the post I replied to again!not even that anon but you're not making anyone else look bad when you do this
what the fuck does compatibility and leveling up ult even do
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>>532251858>S2 had a lot of drama, but it was because the extraordinary circumstances of the Teio Miracle actually warranted it. Also, Teio was far cuter.Yeah it's hard to one-up season 2 when Teio's irl story is as perfect as it can be, nothing kitasan does can compare to teio's miraculous revival at the Arima Kinen as far as payoffs go.
The setup about reaching one's peak and coming to terms about accepting it isn't bad but it is much harder to empathize when compared to teio beating the odds in the anime.
I do like nice nature senpai in s3 tho
I hate Mayano's career
I hate Narita Brian
>>532253862as a personal thing you get rewards for fan counts, including 100,000,000 fans on someone. but more importantly club ranking is determined by fan gain, the difference between a high tier clan and a shit clan ranking is whether each member can get millions of fans a day or not.
Nature punchable tummy....
>>532253947Heโs mad he got called out and Almondbros arenโt taking his slander. We love our girl regardless of tit size. I personally like that theyโre big, though.
>start getting nip horse videos recommened on youtube
oh yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52C_efrYDZI
>>532254275You'd break your hand on it anon
>>532254130Now this is good fucking slop.
lads I'm seeing this youtube tutorial, the fella is winning every race as a nige even tho the uma in question has G aptitude in it
also during inspiration he got over 100 points in speed
>>532252371How do you proc that?
>>532253947>Don't quote this retard or give him replies!!>People quote him without replying>Starts seethingThat's basically it
>>532253110A rating is 5% chance at 3*. S rating is 10%. Its why pink sparks are so easy to get.
>>532254120I'd like to play on mobile, that's what won't connect. I might make a new steam account though, that's a fine idea
why does gold ship look like a man in the anime
>>532254335Lucky
I've been getting those stupid "DID YOU KNOW GOLD SHIP WAS BASED ON A REAL HORSE" videos
>>532254476You need to have your google play account not in Japan if you want to play in mobile OR just simply download the APK. I use QooApp for global just fine
Which uma is easy to farm Stam sparks on?
>532254287retard
>>532254437its funny tho
I bet he doesn't even play JP and is just yet another newfag
So being your own grandparent is bad but having the same grandparent on both sides/as both a parent and a grandparent is fine?
Check your gift boxes in 8 hours.
>>532254390style aptitude only affects your wit, so if your stats beat out everyone else's by a mile you SHOULD be running nige (but do not try this in pvp)
>also during inspiration he got over 100 points in speedhigh * speed parents
>>532254412NTR strikes again
>>532254636yes, a horse parent can be a grandparent on the other uma
>>532254497The Ura finals are based on what race type you participated in the most. If you mostly did long races before the finals you will do long race Ura finals, if you did sprints you will do the sprint finals.
>>532254636nigga do I look like an expert at inbreeding (don't answer)
After sex with Gentildonna
>>532254834>JPhow about nyo
>tried to search for gentildona (horse)
>All results are gentildona (uma)
what do keibafags think abt this?
>>532254740I'm not seeing any races marked long, is that because I'm in year 1 still?
>>532254707lol I get like 5 to 10 at most
fuck this
>>532254946yes, there are no long races in year one, the idea being those horses aren't strong enough to run that distance yet
most longs are in year 3, there are a few in year 2 though
>>532255031Thanks and just to be 100% sure they'll show up as I progress right? I can scroll to year 2 right now but I still don't see any long races.
>>532253780could you draw some uma porn
>>532254616>look mom I refused to actually quote the post I replied to again!not even that anon but you're not making anyone else look bad when you do this
>>532253468nta I'm not sure what a healthy mix of races is at this point anymore. The stat distribution seems random. You're getting more sp at the cost of maybe 20 stat points of your choice.
... two or three races is the sweet spot probably.
Best non-3* parents for Mayano?
>>532255123The races don't change for different Umas, idk how many long races there are in total and idk what races Teio is forced to do for her career objectives. If there's a horse that needs to run a bunch of sprints like Bakushing for example I don't think there will be enough long races for her to get long Ura finals. I might be wrong though, I never checked.
>>532253256The TV anime has pretty bad animation (even for a seasonal anime like this) and very flat directing and editing. The movie showed what Umamusume can actually be like, a genuine sports drama with high production values.
>>532254707even if I'm trying to make a parent? wont that make the Uma give Front Runner sparks?
>>532248801Oh hey I recognize this tiny nigga from some keiba summary video
>>532255483>The races don't change for different UmasAh, did not know that. Thanks I'll stick with this run.
Is there a proper canon for this game's story? Only the main story? What about the career modes and the trainee stories? Are they not canon?
>>532255490pretty derby had 2 different studios
cinderella grey and the movie are done by cygame's in house studio
>>532255490They are too different to be comparable
S1 is a comfy SoL that puts emphasis on characters over races
Movie is a sakugafest that rapes your eyes with tiktokbait "colorful" scenes
>>532256203The color makes it look like it's all about power rather than how fast their going. They should've focused on varying wind intensities instead.
>>532255549You can only roll aptitudes that are A and above
>>532256203S2 for major lulz
>>532256071very carefully
Do I have to awaken Super Creek to max level to pass on swinging maestro?
>>532244298either woman or trans
>ran out of SP
>realize its hard to get more SP
shouldn't've maxed out all those random R supports
>>532257674SP's been pretty easy, it's monies that fuck me over.
>>532244569I decide based on which horses I hate the most. fuck winning ticket, fuck mejiro ryan.
>>532254275>NoNut keychainwhy Nice Nature?
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