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>Game news (EN)
Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>JP News
Current Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
Main Story Part 2 Finale will be released on 7/22
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>All Guides & Resources
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A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
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Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
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https://rentry.org/umapog
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>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

Someone post the uma banner schedule + recommendations pic

What should I be building for to get high scores in team trials? Umas that win? Umas that fire off a lot of skills? Do one of the guides out there lay out how score is calculated and what's important to focus on?

how long till transcend? 1.5 years?

>>532239353
Umas that win and pop as many skills as they can
Hope that helps!

how many bingo cards have you completed?

>>532239353
shove them with as many (easy to trigger) skills as possible

>>532239353
for each track, 3 umas using different strategies for a bonus + bonus for good position. Make them use lots of skills since each activation is more points. You also get a bonus for your umas ending 1st and 2nd or 1st, 2nd and 3rd, but that's less important.

>>532239425
>I can basically save until September
Alright.

Surely that final copy will come home before the spark

so basically,
Front Runner >= Pace > End Closer >>> Last Surge

>>532239425
who are we rolling for

>>532239585
You have to be 18+ to post on this website, cutie.

>>532239425
>brooklyn teahouse november

Are there any benefits for taking on stronger ranked teams?

>>532239585
>50k carat
how much money is that in burgerbux?

>>532239651
I've been on this site longer than you've been alive, boy.

>>532239606
Pace > Late >>> Front >>>>>> End
Front is hard to build other than millers.

>>532239703
you get more points on wins

>>532239703
Higher score multiplier
And better chance of winning too if they are some dumb fuck who use bloated stats umas + shitty skills.

>>532239223 (OP)
bros
just got first place barely as gold ship - is that just what she does?
She was 7th place (out of 9) mid-game, and on the final stretch of the run she outran everyone

>>532239703
the umas aren't actually stronger because retards have been memed into chasing for A ranks and you get more points even if you lose all matches

>>532239778
notice what strategy she's using before the race
she usually defaults to End Closer which does that yes

>low on energy
>Just press Wit bro
>next turn has rainbow on the stat you want but the failure rate is way too high because of lol no energy
This shit is only viable if you have at least 2 good MLB wit card because the energy gain is just way too low to justify not pressing Rest.

>>532239008
read the beginner guide or watch a youtube video to learn the optimal gameplay loop and best stats

On junior year you should focus on maxxing your support bond so that you can do the rainbow training later for better stat gains

You always need enough speed and stamina to complete a career, stamina in particular is a run killer for most newfags.

Resting is the worst action in the game, you'll learn how to minimize the amount of time you need to click on that.

During support events always take the option that gives you energy, unless you're maxxed

You'll learn uma musume is wit game in time

Ho ho hee hoo

>>532239709
33 big macs.

>>532239778
That is the end closer and late surger style.
It's funny that in vodka's victory pose she takes a drink from a flask because I need a drink after every win too if I play her as a late surger.

>>532239865
>2 good MLB wit card
this is why the WITGOD recommends you to bring a minimum of 3

she finally sparked....

>>532239769
AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS

>>532239769
god I need gentildonna to smash my balls

>>532239927
vodka can be ez made into a frontrunner I recommend it

A good spark... onegai..

>Team Trials
>long race
>A rank opponent
>It's another 1200 speed 400 stam abomination
Yeah, easy win

>>532239992
1 power

>>532239865
you want to press the wit button before you get too low + rainbow training heals a fuckton. It's not to comeback from low energy rather just keep you edging low fail % instead of going full 25%+ fail chance

>>532239983
Nah all the kino is removed that way.

>>532239992
uhhh 1 guts

Is a 3* power or stamina more useful to aim for first?

SHE FLOPPED THE FINALS AGAIN
i switched her from front to pacer halfway so i think she lacked power

Is late surger Air Groove just incapable of winning the races early in her career? She has to be 0/5 atleast for races where she's the #1 favorite at this point.

>>532240121
>>532240074
1 stamina...

>>532239938
So 3 spd and 3 wit? How do you have enough stamina, then? 18-star stam sparks? This is assuming you're training medium/long horses

>goldshi is just takane
>bakushin is iori but tall
>condor is shiburin
WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS JUST A RESKINNED IM@S GAME

undefeated emperor

>>532239992
1 wit

>>532240209
I go front with everyone for at least the first year, if not the whole run.

>>532239425
The next scenario drops the same time as Full Armored Matikanefukisdfinjikfn right?

skills are your primary point generation, if you focus on 1 thing the most it should be having as many skills that are likely to trigger as possible. it helps that doing this makes you likely to win because skills are strong.

>>532239992
1 Wit because Umamusume is a wit game

>>532240293
finally lost to cock

Is Daiwa Scarlet better for front or pace?

>>532240285
Teio is just Tsubasa (ML)

Mambo

>>532240338
It should be yeah

>>532240137
stamina is more universal

>>532240319
Like I get that late surgers aren't supposed to be as consistent early on, but she's just consistently shitting the bed hard and literally never winning.

>>532239703
your opponent's score is a factor in your final score. a lose against the top option can be a better score than a win against the bottom option. since your rank position is determined solely on your highest possible score, clicking top is almost always optimal unless a gift bonus spawns because the guy that loses 99 times but lucks into 1 win on the top is gonna slaughter the guy that wins every time on the bottom when their highest scores are tallied.

How do people have over 150 million fans, how much can you possibly be fucking playing

>>532240382
>>532240312
>>532240121
>>532240074
The spark sucked but how is this A rank? It's the second A rank i got and at this point i have no clue how this works.

>>532240407
>borrow MLB FM
>No Maestro because no SC
>No Gourmand because not a day 1 player
So this shit is only viable if you train sprint/mile horses or Oguri Cap

>>532240592
what about middle option

>>532240620
Menu game, so ai can play it just fine.

Smart Nature

why are some cards greyed out on this site https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/global

>>532240649
>>No Gourmand because not a day 1 player
what does this mean

>>532239865
You don't understand the advice and blame the people giving it. You should be pressing wit any time there's no great training elsewhere, not only in situations you would otherwise click rest. if you have 2 rainbows on wit and 2 rainbows on speed in a 4 speed 2 rainbow deck, you click wit because it makes sure next turn you can click speed if it has 3 or 4 rainbows.

>>532240623
The score increases exponentially the more a stat gets closer to 1200. This is why there are so many shit horses with A-rank

MLB El Condor Pasa bro, can you remove some inactives? I need your card big time.

>>532240731
gourmand is from spe's event ssr most commonly I suppose

>>532240623
Because of your stats.

>>532239769
Why are all these mares looking at me like that

>>532240731
Welfare Special week SSR gives Gourmand

>>532240518
this is a strategy game, use your brain and think based on context. blindly going "durr 4chan said front so I'll run her front" even in runs where you're getting pace skills and no front skills is retard behavior. she is good in both so do whichever is better suited for the current run based on the context of your options in that run.

My End of the Century Overlord can't be this cool....

>>532240623
how many G1s did you win?

Biggest semen demon from this game?

I love my tradumawife

>>532240994
That's an American

>>532240156
smartest wit player

So this is how you bakushin

>>532240698
coward's path, you're no longer optimizing for either ranked position or wins.

>>532240994
>gets a mood down because she has to help spe with homework
what is her problem just say no

>>532240994
why does she never clean the splotch of semen in her hair

>>532241020
Yes and?
>>532241068
Spe is retarded that's why.

>>532241046
I just want to feel like I earned my win bwo leave me alone

>>532240960
>""rivals""
>Narita "NTR" Top Road
>Jobber Pocket
>Admire Beta
nice competition

>>532241208
don't forget doto..... (she only won after opera retired)

>>532241218
needs more pixels

>>532241218
no matter how much power you increase

i HEKIN HECK wish i got a good banner uma like maruzensky or bourbon instead i'm stuck with FAT FUCK Biwa

>>532240620
paypiggus have to get their moneys worth bwo

>>532241398
that's a banana lord to you

>>532239425
I'm saving for Mambo.

>B-But she's a meme horse
I don't care
>B-But Seiun Sky meta
I don't care

>>532240591
It's RNG-fest. Supposedly Wit helps because it makes her have a correct target speed so she is faster than every other late/end so less chance of getting boxed in. Speed stats are irrelevant here.

>>532239957
daily reminder to any poor trainer.

>>532240960
Hope, though oft praised as a guiding light, is not without its shadows, for in its glow, the wicked find their stage.
It is a force so pure, so deeply craved, that it blinds those who yearn for change, leaving them vulnerable to illusion.
The cruel and cunning know this well; they cloak themselves in the language of promise, whispering dreams into desperate ears, only to twist those dreams into snares.
They prey not upon the weak, but upon the hopeful, those who dare to believe in better, who are willing to suffer for a brighter dawn. And so, hope becomes a tool, sharpened in the hands of deceivers, used not to uplift but to control. With smiles like saints and hearts black as pitch, these wolves shepherd flocks with words dipped in honey, leading them not to salvation, but to servitude.
In such hands, hope is not salvation, it is a weapon, two-edged and cold, gleaming not with promise, but with peril.

>>532241361
WHEN YOU'RE BROCKED, YOU'RE BROCKED.

>>532240591
its worse in the early game not just due to the lack of wit, but the shittier the npc horses, the worse the blocking is. due to the way pacing works, like if you put an F/F tier aptitude haru in arima and front run her, she will actually be first for the middle of the match and the rest of the pace/late horses will clump behind her. no matter how fucking slow she is

>>532239769
Man, I want Gentildonna so much. She has a perfect voice and body

>>532239223 (OP)
Bros?.. I thought golship was based...

>>532241398
I love banana horse

>60 fps
holy shit
everything's so smooth now

>>532239425
>Hishi amazon in September
Should be enough to save another 15k hopefully.

>>532239425
How much carats this game usually gives out for free monthly?

>use 2* make debut ticket
>golshi
How incredibly fitting. 10/10.

>McQueen has a hidden event if you win Tenno Sho, Japan Cup and Arima Kinen in senior year
Huh I didn't know this also gave out a ton of stat boosts.

>>532241282
Doto was a strong as fuck horse competing against a fucking legend.

>>532241668
what did you do

>>532240936
I'm just a bit confused because I'd rather run her pace because of support cards I have, but her ability seems activate only if she's on the front.

>20 mood up events in a row
>then 2 mood down events in a row
Why is the game like this?

>>532241809
a pace chaser will have to enter the front to win eventually

>>532241343
Haru is such a good girl. She reminded me that my "ar-kive" was updated.

>>532241563
Is this why my gold ship sometimes struggles to win G2/G3 races even with godlike stats? The umas there are so shit that the chance of getting boxed in is very high

>>532241769
he UNLOCKED the zone

They call her Silence because her flatties don't clap.

>>532241752
why did they portray such a powerhouse into a clumsy fat titties girl..

>>532239912
the best

>>532241809
her ulti activates in the second half of the race if you're #1 and someone is at 1 length or less behind you

The conditions definitely favour front

>oh no the race is too short she can't handle such a short distance that's why she's last
Doesn't make any sense to me.

>>532240518
She can do either but she's much easier to make front than pace. The problem with pace is everyone runs it so it's really easy to get boxed and all my career scarlet losses were because she was getting boxed.

>>532239425
where's mambo

>get oguri cap
>you still need to uncap her skills and star level
Explain this.

>>532242085
yeah gacha games are predatory

>>532241979
she's so pretty... I'm so sad I don't have her

my dumb ass has been running the tenno sho for the past 50 careers instead of the kikuka sho

>>532242063
>Why did my long distance runner lose to Usain Bolt? They can run long distances, why did they lose that one? Shit's crazy!!

Is Lone Wolf always optimal if you get it?

>>532242180
for career yes
for anything after no

>>532242180
I like it its like free stats all the time

>>532242072
It's a WIT problem apparently. Umas with around 500-600 aren't getting boxed in scenario for me, with like 300 I'm praying every race.

>>532242321
The dia-chan seed

>>532242321
Check'd

I cannot grasp what makes this uma good in team trials for me. Is it because of the lvl 5 career skill?

>>532242321
She likes you

>>532241668
>>532241769
>>532241958
where's the option bbros
I"m on steam

>>532242321
join the family NOW

>>532242076
here bwo

>>532242438
Probably the stamina

>>532242502
WTF crucified mambo on november 2026?

>>532240620
train an AI to play uma for you

I hate spending monies to level up support cards but they level so slowly through career

>>532242468
I wouldn't bother, it gives you advantages since the gameplay is tied to fps so they ban people for it.

>>532240703
>>532242543
god i hate the dead internet

>>532242502
this seems to be missing the Amazon banner, no?

anons, where's the cleavage? I don't think I've seen one good, cleavage yet
them all seem covered up
missed opportunity with running and titties jiggling, no?
maybe I just didn't see it yet

>>532242518
So stamina is the king in the long distance?

>>532240620
https://github.com/AlexWalp/Uma-Musume-Bot

>>532242502
April gon be rough.

>>532242336
even the witGOD himself doesn't think wit can stop you from getting brocked

>>532242702
No cleavage because of the Yakuza. At least we got jiggles

>Gentildonna was famous as one of the best and strong willed mothers. often times when race horses become breeding mares, due to the large amount of offspring they make. after a while they grow detached and uncaring to the new ones but Gentildonna would give her full care and attention to each new foal and was known to cry and demand to remain close to her newborns 24/7. she was known to be SO protective that she would sneer and even push foals that werent hers if theyd come near.
wife.

>>532242997
what? how does that work
is the game really owned by yakuza?
do the yakuza not like tits?
are they doing it for their image? keeping it presentable?

>>532243002
Don't forget, Gentildonna is the only Mare that Goldship fears.

>>532243191
the horses the girls are based on are big business and their names carry importance and 'honor'
if you lewd them a japanese ninja will kill you in your sleep

IDK man, non of these horses is milf enough for me.

Satono Dabuchi!

>>532242702
this is a wholesome game, not everything in the world is for you to jerk off to. you are an addict.

why do I never get energy from recreation?

Learn the way of umamusume from the Nipponese wit sage.. follow his teachings for the perfect Uma..

>>532242702
Play super creek.

>>532243002
We get it, your fetish is femdom and humiliation, no need to make it your entire personality.

>>532241068
More like Special Needs

>>532243462
if the sage's advice was so great the sage would rule the world already

>>532243002
>>532243263
her being called the matriarch uma really is a perfect title. pure strength but also femininity. shes a female Gorilla.

>Somehow lost this
>Also blatant disrespect from judges

What the fuck?

>>532243445
Yeah, a wholesome game of grooming your future bride

My first A rank uma and it's a meme spd/witmaxx Bakushin

my entire personality is bullying Teio

>accidentally took front runner savvy
Fuck.

When people post recommended stats, do you prioritize one stat until it hits that point before going for the other one? Like, don’t touch anything else until speed is 600, then stamina till 400, then power?

>>532243445
you are an unironic troon/twatterbrain
wanting women having cleavage doesn't mean I want to jerk off to it
I play nikke, and I don't "jerk off" to that, I just watch the asses jiggle as the girls shoot the monsters
literally no one just sits there with his dick out mid-game

>>532243191
It's a meme with likely a sliver of truth.
Cygames is aggressive in striking uma porn. The yakuza are involved in honse betting. It's just a silly connection that the yakuza don't want the image of the honses sullied.
It's more likely cygames just wants to keep things looking as clean as possible to keep the owners happy so that their honses aren't dishonored.

>>532239425
>Brian
>Taishin
>Seiun Sky
>all next month

>>532243545
umamusume is wit game

>>532243685
>aren't dishonored
reminder that Daiwa Scarlet's owner wouldn't allow her in the game unless she was cuter than Vodka

How do you get event points?

>>532243637
you. are. an. addict.

>>532243629
You balance it out based on where you have rainbows or where you have 3+ people. As long as you calculate well enough to reach target stamina at the end, rest is w/e.

>>532243002
Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again.

Who is the most f2p-friendly horse?

>>532243629
depends on the horse and what races you want it to run. training speed until 600 before doing a bit on stamina on horses that run a lot of longs without stamina recovery would seem like a bad idea

>>532243698
roll on seiun sky's banner n the other two will spook u but u prob won't get seiun sky

>>532243545
guts game

>>532243545
>>532241218

>>532243629
You have to have enough stats to win each stage of the career. Reach the stam target > Reach the speed target > whatever stat you want.

>>532243754
No? you are unironically unhinged if you think liking cleavage makes me an "addict"
I am a man
and you didn't deny being a troon/twatterbrain

>>532243545
nice nature moment

https://twitter.com/ri_ponko/status/1947243821571449281
Gold Ship's autism gene is strong

>>532242669
Sep 2025
it's still missing agnes digital so it like a week off

>>532243629
The only uma that lets you get away is that is bakushin since she just needs high speed to win her career

>>532243804
>>532243894
Is there like a stamina threshold for each career race?

Gentilmomma...

You rolled kitasan because she's meta
I rolled kitasan because she's sexxo
we are not the same

>>532243936
you. are. an. addict.

>>532243976
aaiiiiee

>>532242702
someone post that gentindonna webm

What the da HECK does "force_allow_dynamic_camera" do in hachimi it doesn't change the camera at all

So now that I'm set on my f2p reroll account for the forseeable future, what is the next big thing that I should save my carats for?

>>532244002
y-you're supposed to wait for her trainee version

>>532244034
you. will. never. be. a. woman

>>532244064
Goldshi...

>>532243790
Any of the horses given to you from the tutorial, starting with Bakushin. I dont remember if the tutorial gives you King Halo, but not her. She wants sparks and good inheritance.

>>532244034
no
you type like a passive-aggressive bitch, man
fatherless behavior

>>532243973
There is a stam calculator depending on the race in one of the OP links. Just remember that career has a hidden +400 stat boost to everyone

>>532242321
Are we getting her playable?

>>532242321
you will continue the Satono bloodline

>>532244110
super creek in 2 weeks lol

do horse girls really?

What is her disability

i don't take wits because if im brocked im brocked

>>532243770
holy shit she IS fucking beefy that's a cow

>>532244128
>the uma who's story is all about surpassing her legend racer mom needs good inheritances
deep lore

>>532244002
>

>>532243969
Can’t Daiwa do the same? Or Mayano? I already did Bakushin once and don’t know if there is any point in doing it again, she is only rank C+ despite winning URA

>>532244181
Skibidi Tizz

>>532244110
Seiun Sky next month and Summer Maruzensky the month after that. Good luck saving up the carats.

do Gentildonna and Golshi hate eachother in game too?

>>532243637
>I NEED to see BOOBS I NEED to see NAKED WOMEN 24/7 I can't enjoy anything if it doesn't have BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS
>I'm totally normal btw
Lay off the porn for a while.

>>532244181
cock thirst

>>532244140
So I should be substracting 400 from all those “1000 speed” posts to know how high I should aim? That explains a lot

>random mood down before debut race
>recreation
>mood down again for not seeing prez
Teio you're doing that again. please stop

Does she have connections with the cartel?

>>532243976
Not the worst way to go.. but i rather she destroy my pelvis..

>>532244110
you won't save enough for super creek in time, and the next big ssr banner is a long while off, so I'd just roll for umas for a few months

>>532244341
For clearing career, yes but if you want to use her for races outside of career it matters.

Should I be pushing 1200 in like two stats for pvp? That impacts the score a lot, doesn't it?

>>532244232
Bakushin's career are full of short runs that she can just body with raw stats by pumping speed
daiwa and mayano have longer runs that WILL stam check you, so if you do the same you're bound to run out of gas right at the end and drop to 10th place
Also, you can do bakushin again and get higher rating + better sparks so you can use her as breeding and in pvp and in other modes

>>532244232
Bakushin career is almost entirely sprints
DAIWA SCARLETTO does miles and mediums so she needs to mix in stamina.

>>532239769
Oh no, the hottest girls in the game, what do I do

>>532243770
She's BIG...
I can see why Goldship feared her.

>>532244159
>not a speed or a wit card
lol
lmao even

>>532244372
Can a Wrestle Lineage be part of Cartel?

okay but how do you decide on which horse to main?

How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?

The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
---

Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours

So, if you reroll fast (3–5 minutes per run), expect about 13–21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
---

Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longer—RNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much better—about 1 in 38 rerolls.
---

Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3–5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13–21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2–3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5–1 hour

>>532244435
>scores
You need to witmax and trigger tons of skills to farm points. Having two 1200 stats only affects your uma rating.

>>532243835
>come on McQueen, smile!

>>532244569
sex factor

>>532243976
RIP

>>532244569
Your heart.

>>532244298
that's not even close to what I said, though
I said I want to see proper cleavage
you are unironically low test/fatherless if this bothers you so much
probably a millennial

>>532244569
main? have you played this game?

>>532243770
give me the shot of her behinds

>>532244490
Yeah I guess? some wrestling events in mexico are funded by cartels

noob question but what is the priority of stats i should be looking to spark? i take it guts is useless but what should I prioritise?

>>532239769
>hot
>meh
>hot
>overdesigned trash
>meh
2/5
I thought future umamusume are supposed to be hotter

>>532244569
Your favorite. Slap her with good legacies and any horse is viable

>>532244547
>twintails lesbian
based

>Teio cured slow metabolism on her own
you can do THAT?

More like Oguri Fat lol

>>532243835
Cute Grandpa and her Grandchild.

>>532239769
For me, it's the survival specialist.

Say her name.

>>532244706
you dont get to decide

who /tosho/ here?

>>532244785
king analo

>>532244785
Whale Halo?

>>532244706
Stam/Power. Aim to get 9-star for each one of them

>>532239769
>>532244784
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>532244435
you also want a bunch of skills like (running style/race length) straightaway and corners at the level 1 version, the upgraded versions arent worth the skillpoints
a bunch of that and kitasan's curvature should rack up a lot of points
also for each running style, if your horses are in the lead, it adds a good amount of score but it doesnt stack if there's similar umas like two pace chasers on your team

>>532244656
you. are. an. addict.

>>532239223 (OP)
Which Uma has the fastest daily mission? By that I mean winning maiden race and then failing next goal to finish the campaign as soon as possible.

>>532244706
Stam>power>speed probably.
Speed is okay if it happens but it's easy enough to train.
Meanwhile a couple good stamina sparks can mean not even having to touch stamina training. Or at least not much.

>all of a sudden my medium pace chaser team starts shitting the bed in pvp
>put in a late surger
>she sweeps the floor with my pace chasers and the opposing team
All this time I've been so blind. I'm so sorry for doubting you lateGODS

>>532244584
>2LB, spark later for MLB
Or don't pull a single one in next 110 pulls, and be bricked for missing out all free gibs while sinking a lot of time into shit luck account

>>532244785
M-My king...

Trainers,

How would you feel if you found out that Copano Rickey is a Genshin character?

>>532244946
McquEen

>>532244584
Your multi instance rerolling?

>>532244946
Oguri Kyappu da
Yoroshiku Tanomu

Which hors is the easiest to win Tennoushou (spring) with?

>>532244954
now imagine end closer

>>532244954
did you build entire teams of stamlets or something

>>532244946
Probably haru urara or oguri cappu. Since you can just hit recreation until you fail the fan requirement for goal two. Oguri cqp has probably less turns than haru for that but not everyone has her I guess.

>Watching JP Vtuber playing Umamusume
>They have UI that tells them which stats they get from different choices.

Damn, this is a cool QOL feature...When are we getting it for global?!

>>532245076
hehe penis

>>532244785
Moby Dick

How much free carat are we expecting after honeymoon?

>>532245119
My pace chasers have atleast 700 stamina and 2 gold recovery skills. I have no idea how the fuck they're losing

>>532245224
None. I ate them all.
Kinda crunchy.

>>532244917
>>532244952
thank you sirs

>>532243445
I bet you call them "your daugthers" fucking pedo

>>532245224
Whatever the amount is it won't be enough since they're bombarding us with 4 banners a month

>>532245231
>speed
>power
>momentum

>>532244946
Mcqueen has 3000 fans as her first goal
Urara has 5000 fans goal

>>532245294
the difference between you and the other guy is that you have to make up insults baselessly while he just has to point out how you're acting

>>532245147
Hopefully cygames push all the qol features into global earlier, because we got this in jp only like... a year ago, I wanna say? Maybe year and a half?

>>532245281
Why are you bullying Scarlet...

Bigwa Headahide

>Have 3LB Kitasan main account that finished the spark on the kitasan banner and has some SRs with LBs
>No creek so has to borrow every time
>Have 3LB Kitasan reroll that didn't finish the spark so only has a bunch of 0LB SRs but has it's own creek

Unsurprisingly, the one with it's own creek is actually doing a lot better since it turns out being able to borrow something that isn't creek is extremely powerful.

>>532245147
Have gametora open on the other screen

>Sponsors ended
>Nobody streams it anymore

>>532245336
you don't have to roll every banner

>>532245336
i never checked. are you really telling me the original JP kitasan banner was like a month?

>>532245006
>>532245028
>>532245128
>>532245169
>>532245360
Thanks, used Urara and it went by pretty quickly.
But ngl I'm starting to feel kinda burned out

this might sound crazy, but i think doto can use giga drill breaker, or any spiral power

for bourbon medium 4 Speed 2 Sta works, right ?

>>532245423
>watching a gacha game
who the fuck would do this
it's hardly gripping gameplay

>>532245370
if their code is as dogshit as their gacha, they can't push out features sooner even if they wanted to

>>532244930
Why it looks like she's going to rape him?

>>532245456
Don't do dailies if you don't want to nigga.
30 carats is fucking nothing.

>>532245456
you don't have to play everyday anon
TP is just there to cuck you from playing too much

>”X stat, Y other stat”
Does that mean ANY cards of this stat or do they have to actually be GOOD or you are better off using an SSR of different stat?

>>532245361
Its not an insult sir, Im just describing your mental illness

>>532245492
True this is the case for FGO as well. They need to update to a newer version of the app if they want the QOL to be seamlessly integrated. Also Cygays never added any early QOL for Priconne so they won't start now.

>didn't start playing until a couple of days before the new banner
>reroll into an account with 4 kitas
>just pulled #5 so now she's level 50
So is it safe to save any future carats to roll for Umas now?

>>532245042
placing them front runner

>>532245452
It was also like 14 days. Also I keep hearing the release schedule is accelerated, but like in what way?

>>532245478
Covid created a wave of parasocial losers who watch streamers because they think the streamer is their "friend"

How do I gentildonnamax bwos?

Someone explain to me why I should bother rolling for her in the hopes of getting a 0LB instead of just leeching a far more useful MLB forever.

>>532245597
no way... I have 90 stam pots I can't play this game so much

>>532245754
be goldship
get intimidated by her SIZE and MUSCLES
flee

>>532245796
if you can't figure it out yourself then you might be too dumb for life

>>532242729
More or less. My B-rank Goldshi with short of 900 stam smoked A and A+ umas with 600 or less stam. Of course you still need power and some speed

>>532245754
you need to start lifting like a gorilla and get a demon back. then find yourself a (still gentle) wife that can break a tree trunk with her fist.
mix together and have a long linage of healthy giga humans.

>>532245754
plate your balls with crush resistant materials

>>532245579
Using/watching guides is so gay unless you plan to PvPmaxxx (98% of players won't)
What happened to going through trial and errors until you become good/understand how it works?

>>532245698
>sends $100 to some sociopathic exploiter
>get user name read
>fufillment
literally mental illness
you know how much tacos $100 can buy?

>>532245650
I'm missing only one and already hit pity, you guys told me we can get a free one later, Its okay to believe you right?

>>532245859
>doesn't know how to greentext
I banish you to the Reddit Realm

>>532245952
>what happened to suffering and wasting your time? why cant everyone be autistic like me and fuck up everything in a game that's already solved?

>>532245960
Yeah but a girl said their name that's totally worth 100$!!! Whenever I feel pathetic I remember losers like this exist and I feel better already.

>>532246003
I know how to greentext, I just didn't feel like it so...
>SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU SHITTY DIRECTOR!

>>532245814
I went back to grubble with 4000 pots in hand
and now I'm down to 2400 after like what? 3 months?
shit and go down fast when you want to play

500k fans 600/600/1100. This spark farming is chill.

>>532245493
>looks like

>>532245754
Marry a jacked gentile

>>532245405
Kinda a pain in the ass doing it constantly on my phone

how long would it take to get another 30k carats without spending money and just play the game?

>>532244939
you are a low test, fatherless man who's SOMEHOW balding despite the low test

>>532245990
Yeah, rerollers don't even know why the card is good and they'll sell the account in a few months when they need to pay their rent in idea. Besides Kita is a perma you're going to get her eventually.

>>532245796
>speed is literally always good so having a good kitasan black means you always have it and your borrow slot is free now
>sparking kitasan black banner means you probably have at least 2-3 good meta cards (some MLB SRs or a single super creek or FM, etc.)
>the game will changes some of the mechanics so other stats are improved a bit/spark farming/specific skills/etc means you will want a wide variety of other cards sometimes especially if you are F2P or just barely spending
>its easier to borrow these as needed with a big follow list (which is free if you just spam friend points) than it is to have all of these on your own

If the game decides you're getting boxed can nothing save you

>>532246086
POWERRRRRRRRRRRR

>>532246051
How many careers?

will they make the career mode faster with a quicker skip or something in the future? I sometimes just wanna dump my tp

>>532246196
Uma musume is a ______ game

Why are EN communities for every game always so filled with contrarians and hipsters that hate the meta, guides and everyone trying to be actually good at the game?

What the actual fuck is wrong with the west where being bad or casual is something to be prideful about?

>>532246316
honse

i dont want to farm 3* sparks anymore
i want to be happy

>>532246359
it means you have a life and you aren't living in the game probably

>>532246010
Because the game's tutorial is extremely bare bones. The game itself tells you jack shit what the stats actually do other than the bare necessity. If it wasn't for external sources nobody would realize the sheer amount of variables the Wits stat provides. The game doesn't even tell you that guts reduces Stamina consumption. The game does a poor job of telling you what stats to train too.

>>532246316
whale

>>532246086
What races are you running to hit 500k? My best is 450k with goldship.

>>532246176
NTA but
>more people have mlb kitasan than any other SSR and will probably keep her as a support
>it’s very possible to spark kitasan and NOT get any SRs to mlb, let alone good ones
Also where do people even look for friends? Just ask randos with good cards?

>>532246445
they make you rest before a race in the tutorial, absolute trolling

>>532246196
>If the game decides you're getting boxed
>If the game decides
So this is the witlet cope? Pathetic.

How do I gain event points?

Zoomer horse coming with guaranteed Hot Topic is quite handy not gonna lie

I do not have Kitasan.
I will not restart.

>>532245990
I heard you don't even need her maxxed out right now and her banner will eventually rerun so I wouldn't really worry about it. Someone familiar with how the JP version has progressed can give you a more solid answer though. I just never tried to get something good at the beginning of a gacha before otherwise I wouldn't have bothered rerolling. Probably not gonna pvp anyway since I'm not a paypig faggot.

>>532246554
it's tied to your ratings, so make strong horses in career
also use bonus point cards. Easiest and most available is just nabbing a MLB kitasan negro

>>532246359
because unlike japan, western people that get good at a game then use it as a tool to gloat at people, feel superior and act like faggots on the internet because they optimized the fun out of a spreadsheet simulator

>>532246471
There was an uma musume friend db link floating around some threads back. You can search from there or god forbid Discord

Uh how much time is between each stage...

>>532246634
as opposed to retards like you that feel good and lord over others that they're casual and bad?

>>532246636
I’ll look that up, thanks
>spoiler
Or stay friendless I guess

>283 days till kentucky derby

we better get a free horse

>>532246587
you DO have creek at least, right?

>>532246665
Ummm why is Kitasan already out by stage 10

You club will be at least A+ right bwos???

Am i supposed to just use up all my TP when i get it?
it refills pretty fast

>>532246806
Clubs are for something other than trading shoes?

>>532246750
No, I started on the 16th and rerolled once already.
I dont want to reroll again because I have all the umas besides Special Week, Maruzensky, regular McJobber, Opera and Bourbon.

>>532246806
I will be getting 3000 jims and 3000 club points every month as a casual

>>532246359
I have no idea, if I had to guess people in the West don't want to be shamed for taking certain things seriously so they have an aversion to anything that makes them look like tryhards.
The PvE in this game is extremely easy so I'm guessing all the PvE only gamers will get bored soon and leave.

>>532246864
you get monthly carats base on club class

>top 100 in class 3 somehow
>people following me even though my support card is just a MLB aoi and my hornse is shit (still only 3* wit sparks so far after 70 careers)

>>532246587
Based

>>532246316
Gambling

>it's a useless gold
Is the free Rice just cleat bait or will they buff this?

>>532246459
fan bonus matters a lot if you want high fan count, this is with 93% fan bonus and 19 races won out of 22

>>532246359
Because in the west, video games are mostly perceived as a leisurely/casual activity or hobby. If you want to be good at something you go into sports or higher education or a specialized field or start a business with your skills instead of trying to master a phone game that's no longer going to exist in 6 years.

>>532246250
90

>>532246903
neat, you got in the top n% club?

>>532246603
part of the idea is now the pool is smaller so it's easier to LB cards

>>532246806
my club is barely trading shoes so no

>>532247021
so in other words you're retarded and too bad for videogames

>>532246909
so called tryhards are in for a rude awakening at chanmi
this game exists for casuals who play every now and again and keep up with the stories, and whale autism

I'm seriously not impressed after a month of this game. It's not even Kita. The loop is just boring. Way too much rng and way too little gameplay.
Cute career stories to find I guess. I've seen better resource drop rates in other gachas.
I'm not even going back to another gacha after this. Just thought his one might be interesting finally. It's really not. It's mid and I really wanted to like this.

>>532246587
same
it's not my fault Bourbon needed a spark before I can get one copy

No survivors

>>532244569
My heart belongs to Teio I didn't get a voice on that.

>>532247174
don't you have vtubers to melt down over instead of shitposting in here?

>>532246729
You should look forwards to the Breeders Cup Classic in the start of November, lotta incredible horses running. We'll for sure get carats and prizes if Forever Young wins.

>>532244930
>study 5 years at college to train umas
>it was your dream since kid
>finally gets the chance to train one, she also seems the kind type
>think that going to onsen one night together is kinda risky since you are just her trainer but you still trust her
>she raped you
>cant tell anyone cause they will fired you

Being a trainer is suffering

>>532247153
>Heh, this game exists for casuals like me who play the game once a week and shitpost on 4chan 20 hours every day
no I don't think so
the game exists for those who want to enjoy it not mentally unstable retards that somehow feel a sense of superiority over not playing a game

>>532246665
How is FM MLB in stage 4...?

>>532247153
Try harding doesn't mean you want to be the top player in the world, retard. Do you go to random amature sport events and tell people to stop tryharding because they will never beat the top record holders?

>>532247174
WAIT!
>cums on your face
There, you can leave now young one!

>>532244569
Wife

>>532247272
s-surely toreina-san is safe if you choose female?

>>532246665
hmmm so if I check the leaderboards right now surely all sprinters will be running 2 speed and 4 wit cards and not the exact opposite...

>>532247281
>>532247343
What on earth are your problems? why are you filled with such rage?

>>532247013
I'll rearrange my cards for race bonus once I have enough sp to experiment more. The only reason I want to min max fans is to help out my club.

How much stam do you need for pvp?

>>532247343
>Top player
>RNG based game

>>532245579
None of these fags are helpful. They all just spout the wit/speed training meme and not how to ready your hon for team trials. Ended up figuring it out for myself.

Are there anti-uma self defense tools in this world

>>532246991
i only pick rice when I want to make a pace chaser stamina debuffer for pvp since she has all of those at baseline level
its so much harder to make a full front runner/late/end debuffer since the skills are spread out between cards, including needing the R symboli for subdued
that card doesnt have hint levels/bonuses either so you have to be lucky

>>532247408
Someone telling you that you're wrong is being "filled with rage"? Are you one of those special children that has never been told they're wrong?

>>532247174
Gakumas unironically did gameplay better with deckbuilding instead of just multiple rng rolls
Uma needs swipe asap and pvp should take x10 time less without all animation bloat

How's the early PVP rankings going, anons? Kind of curious what the promotion line looks like for Class 5. I think I'm doing okay considering I basically don't have a real dirt team (only El Pasa is decent).

I will continue the Mejiro bloodline.

>>532247345
WTF Grass...

>>532247353
For each female trainer there is a male trainer raped by two umas

>>532247289
By borrowing her. Everyone did tell you to MLB Kitasan so you can borrow MLB Creek/Motion.

horse

>like uma
>feel the autistic need to roll for her friends and rivals because they cross stories
fuck, man

>>532247515
Go shit up vt you subhuman

>>532247174
The no gameplay part was obvious since the very beginning, it’s an idolmaster reskin after all. The RNG feels like bullshit but at the same time if it wasn’t there (or wasn’t as bad), it would be easy to finish all careers, get all horses to max rank and sit tight until the next patch so I can see why it’s like that. At the end of the day it’s a gacha game and all gachas want you to either waste all your money or all your time (or worst case - both)

>>532247408
How do I sound angry? Do you think I'm angry cause I called you a retard or something?

>>532243770
>Imagine being so juiced up that your daughter ends up inheriting the residual roids
What the fuck was Deep Impact on?

>>532247494
Don't become a trainer. That's your best defense.

>>532246359
nigger I play games to have fun and relax, I am competitive and tryhard in real life at work. Fucking zoomers....

>>532245952
I mean yeah I could easily learn that Iron Will is dogshit by trial and error but a lot of things are more obscured. How would you learn that wit helps with downhills or that power helps with uphills?

>>532247558
I will save all of them

>>532243770
bro that horse is JACKED holy

>>532247491
>learning by utilizing a developed prefrontal cortex in 2025
a rare specimen indeed

>>532247539
Wow, this is one gay looking trainer.

>>532247639
yeah im sure relaxing involves coming to 4chan and seething violently at others playing games differently than you

>>532243770
>Gold Ship, who'd usually love any mare, didn't like Gentildonna and no attempt to mate was ever made. Gold Ship's team said that Gold Ship simply didn't consider her a female.

>>532247407
That's a f2p guide. Whales won't be using MLB Spe in the first place retard.

>>532247609
Tachyon's secret sauce

>>532247504
>debuffs own teammate
>glue

>>532247739
>disagreeing
>seething violently
why is the thread full of this?

>>532247683
She's a gentle gorilla.

>>532243002
Perfection.

>>532247571
You're still wrong and will forever be retarded. You think you're better than others for some weird reason and come to 4chan to feel superior than others but others regard you with disgust or indifference because you've never made a single good post in your life.

These mission events are ass. When is this race? Fastest way to complete?

B-But what about the 4 speed 2 power deck...? Did you guys lie...?

Which one do I pick? Should I even pick one at all?
What's the best value move here?
Or can I simply choose my favorites? I like special week, Silence Suzuka, and Mejiro Mcqueen
I'm rolling for my fourth kitasan, so I won't be rolling for trainees until kita's banner ends.
It's a selector, so I should only use it after I roll on some trainees, right? Is there some kind trainee-only tickets that you gain in the story to keep in mind before using the selector?

>>532247539
>drawn like a bara
>act like a rapechad
Tranny artist?

>baited by retards on xitter saying it’s a casual game where you don’t really have to roll, just train your favorite hors to become the very best
>even if your horse wins the tournament, it actually doesn’t mean shit
>it’s actually all hors eugenics and rolling for cards

>>532247787
>f2p guide
>bunch of mlb ssrs
doubt

>>532247771
Poor Goldship was scared...

>>532247868
umamusme is tazuna game

>>532247843
where does this anger come from anon? why are you projecting so hard?

Imagine how sweaty her feet are

>>532247801
>racist slurs and angry insults
>heh that was just a calm disagreement
because you're mentally unwell and an unstable individual

>>532243002
>>532243770
Would she be considered a tiger mom?

>>532247881
you decide how sweaty you want the game to be. If you want to just stop at winning finals, then that's fine too

>>532247868
>maxed out cards
I can only imagine how good the legacies were.

>>532247537
im fucked

Obscure facts about the Umamusume setting!

>when an uma is born, she’s given the same name as a famous horse, and people seem to know which horse’s legacy she carries. This isn’t random: society expects her to live up to the name. The Tracen Academy, in fact, prioritizes famous names for enrollment.
>the post-race idol concerts aren't just entertainment, they're considered magical/spiritual rituals that awakens something within the participating umas
>one of the strictest and most enforced rules is that of cleaning and grooming the tail of an uma, which they usually do themselves
>almost all dates and events are slightly off-kilter on the calendar compared to the real world
>the names of the umas are considered sacred, and no two umas can ever share the same name

>>532247941
My pure lightning fast virgin wife.

>>532247951
>ask question
>projection and insults in return
lol, go have a smoke anon

>>532247739
you are the one shitting your pants that people are not tryharding your phone game thoughbeit?

>>532247787
If it was a money issue, top players would still run 4 wit 2 speed but full MLB. Almost like that shit doesn't work...

>>532247951
take your meds retard, /vg/ is not one person

>>532246665
>Stage 4: Getting Kitasan

>>532247961
>If you want to just stop at winning finals
What you describe is literal definition of p2w though
>completing the game with stock is harder than completing dark souls with lvl1 stock character

>>532247871
one of the special missions gives you a random 3 star ticket, use that one first.
Then just pick whichever one you don't have and like most.

>>532248014
Sorry but she's already married to me

>>532247893
>start: reroll fm
>stage 1-3: borrow mlb spd/creek
>stage 4: roll mlb kitasan, borrow mlb fm/creek
looks f2p to me bro

>>532247537
pretty comfy

Anyone tryharding or minmaxing now is just going to burn themselves out
You're nuts if you don't realise that 99% of any gacha's playerbase are just casuals enjoying the characters/setting on their phone every now and again

>>532248009
the heavenly empire of the ming never fell since the mongols never managed to invade from the unprotected northern frontier, making china the oldest dynasty and most prosperous country on uma earth

>>532248007
>457k promotion line

>>532247941
I'd lick her sweaty navel and thighs

>>532248036
no, whales would be prioritizing compatible skills since that's how you score high in time trials

>>532247494
CQC, use their retard strength against them

>>532248187
bro forgot about the kingdom of ireland
>the mongols never managed to invade from the unprotected northern frontier
If anything, superhuman umas would have scaled the great wall trivially

cucked by mambo

Uma Musume is a /fit/ game in disguise
Just look how happy, hopeful, and encouraging everything is

>>532248167
I’d believe that if there weren’t any time limited missions which require you to play for several hours a day if you don’t follow guides

>>532247957
Anon that is clearly a horse.

>>532248167
It's a dog eat dog world in India they have to tryhard in gachas since they can't buy pulls.

>>532247537
I only press auto select and skip these races

Dude food lmao

Why is Oguri's trainer such a cunt

Uma musume is a sanity game. You have to not go crazy while farming for sparks.

>>532248316
Most normies just ignore or skip stuff like that
You can now clear the event doing 1 run a day or less after the points changes

She is having so much fun, bros

>>532248305
>Just look how happy, hopeful, and encouraging everything is
I honestly hate that. Shit gets me depressed since my school years and life has been miserable forever so it's like the game is taunting me on all the things I missed that would let me enjoy life

Why can't I select what kind of recreation I want to do? Are horse trainers fully controlled by their instincts?

Anyone playing the game differently than me is stupid and just going to burn themselves out. I bet they're subhumans that like things I don't too.
Anyone playing the game just like I am are based and I bet they like the same things I do too. We rule this shit over the idiots that know no better, it's so lonely at the top.

>>532248014
Virgin? Sure.
But her hymen is tore for sure.

That's a cheap maestro.

How the fuck do I make a good pvp horse?

mun mum ei

>>532247128
If that's how you see it then yeah.

>>532248424
Exactly what I expected from the guy that spams this pic

>>532248475
use 5 wit cards

>>532248456
Why so mean?

>do not have kita
>do not have creek
>have cute waifus
>put in effort
>not gonna restart
simple as

>>532248430
You want less rng in your rng game?

>>532248547
I'm not even that guy. Just liked the pic

>>532248424
There's always time to turn it around, bro.

i believe i can cen Campions cup with El Condor Pasa (got 2nd twice with her) but i believe that she can't run in Teio sho.
Do i have to get it with Haru Urara?

Oh nyooooooo what happened to me

>>532248514
el diablo

>>532248290
erm, CQC isn't in MGS1 ackshually

>>532248391
>sanity
wrong game bro

>>532248408
neck yourself vtumor

>>532248434
describes 90% of this site and reminds me of some idiots in this thread
>Please spoonfeed me about the game
>Oh but don't spoonfeed me too much I want to learn about the game myself
>I will also look down and insult those who want to be spoonfed more than me or play more than me

>>532245478
Northern Lion streams it because his content is more about his banter and the game is a backdrop, and a menu game where you can sit and watch races for half the time is perfect to talk about anything else over.

I'm gonna join every /uma/ race as a debuffer and kneecap everyone that didn't max stamina.

>>532248669
bwo*

So what SSRs should you be prioritizing uncapping after Kitasan? Fine Motion Super Creek, other cards in the future?

>>532248007
I have 420k in class 3 nigga see you soon

>>532248648
your breast reduction surgery was a success

>my friend got to A+ with my guest horse
>I'm still a B+kek
fuck

Waheyyyy Waheyyyy Anons Waheyyyy Waheyyyy

>>532248648
Gold Ship

Recommended support cards for grinding 30 wins with Bakushin?

reminder
winning doesn't matter if you're a witlet

>>532248603
Oh my bad, but still fuck you for posting it again

>>532248460
-40% on corner contributes to the total cost of sm.

>>532248402
>points changes
Huh??

Do you think legendary jockeys like Lemaire ever tried to own a racehorse for himself? I know a good racehorse in Japan costs gorillions of yen (one of Kitasan Black's kid auctioned for 3 thimes G1 winner prize money last week) but surely it's not that expensive in his home country / France?

>>532246359
Why do you have to shill all your guides and tell people they're playing wrong instead of accept that other people play the game differently than you?

This is not a job, it is a video game on my phone to play for a little while when I'm half asleep in the morning and at night. It is the definition of casual.

Why is she like this

Why is it called the URAra final?

I looked at the SSR Guts Haru Urara support card from the Friend Point shop and noticed that she has absolutely no skills whatsoever. Is she bad or is she servicable compared to the SSRs in the gacha pool?

>>532248119
thanks anon
I heard there was some shit about getting tickets like that when doing the story or something?

>>532248582
>rolled over 200 times
>only 1 kita from rolling
Them's the brakes. Just going to keep doing what I'm doing.

>>532248293
>umas
>climbing

>A whole fucking spark without a single Kita or even a single Dia
I would've been so fucking livid if I didn't already have her and ton of good stuff in JP.

>>532248662
What would The Boss's horse look like in Uma form?

>>532248631
Thanks anon. I try but everything is just so tiresome once you get past 30yo and need to maintain fulltime wagie life

>>532248009
False

>>532248670
Your mom doesn't love you, you old fart.

>>532248813
the fucking irony of this post

Does Umamusume have any famous war horses?

>>532248424
For me it's the other way around.
Seeing girls giving their all fills the void of my miserable self and makes me want to not give up after all.

>>532248648
Green Horse Spotted!!!

>>532248836
Our Umas are at least as strong as Elder scrolls horses. And you know they have mountain goat vertical capability.

>>532248854
that's my situation and I don't have jp

>>532248007
What's the demotion line in Class 5?

>>532248801
Cant be owners

>>532248872
The pic you replied to.

>>532248669
any arkbwopipis in here?
who's your favorite uma?

>>532248156
Post team

>>532248601
Yes.

>>532248301
Thought it was AI at first... it's saddening how this guy's artstyle is common in AIslops...

>>532248928
BLEMISH

>>532248757
i did it with this before kitasan

>>532246991
you're an idiot sadly. there is nothing "useless" about a gold regen skill that is guaranteed to trigger when you actually need it most, when you're low on stamina on a Long track.

>>532248801
Some jockeys do try to open their own farm, like Yuichi Fukunaga, Kingu's jockey and the one the 2nd main story trainer was based on.

Retard here borrowing a Tazuna for the first time. Am I supposed to finish her recreation or am I just meant to focus on using trainings with her?

>>532249059
based retard
if that activated you had already lost
keep picking it though

>>532247174
you spent a full month playnig a game you find boring with no gameplay? your life must be fucking awful, when I think something isn't for me I just do something else not spend a full month on it.

>>532248926
I'm blind
>>532248994
That's cool as fuck

>>532248829
Its actually a good thing when the rest of your deck is already filled with cards with multiple events and two dozen skills each as event 'slots' are limited and

>>532249084
Farm? You mean stable. Fukunaga became a trainer

>>532249059
>does he know

>>532248928
Teio!

>>532248886
go back

>>532247574
>The RNG feels like bullshit but at the same time if it wasn’t there (or wasn’t as bad), it would be easy to finish all careers, get all horses to max rank and sit tight until the next patch
This. We're playing a live service game. If there was no RNG then you'd have no reason to keep repeating it over and over. The variance is exactly what makes it fun to replay because you once you're at the point where you always win, you still have the drive to hope for "the god run". anyone mad about the rng just shouldn't be playing this kind of game, they'd quit it asap if there was no rng.

mambo

>>532247539
100% drawn by a woman. always makes me laugh when they make the guy a giga ultra gigachad kpop god.
is it always obvious the other way when its a male artist i wonder?

How do I make Mcqueen's URA a Long instead of Medium?

>>532249131
her dates give you a lot of energy, some of them give you stats or skill points

>>532249338
Bravo Kojima

so any horse is viable in this game? (except that Urara girl)

>>532249381
what's a mambo

>>532249315
What does it mean?

>>532249315
nta
what does this mean

>>532249362
This is also why every gacha eventually adds roguelike modes

my stats were superior to other horses, how did my musume lose? 9th place
they all had E's, I had E+ skills
I do have shit wits and shit guts
F-F+

>>532249156
Nta but what's the point of an healing skill at all if you never reach 0 hp without it?

>>532249395
play more Long optional races
avoid Medium races

>>532249463
El Condor's birb

>>532248034
>b-but I was just asking a q-question
>NIGGER!!! FUCKING ZOOMERS!!!
you are a lost cause that will never fit into society

>>532249395
Assuming you don't do any other Medium's then like 3 optional Long's

>>532249514
you got blocked by other umas

The game is on Nintendo online?
I can play it on the Switch 2?

>>532249390
It’s a male artist when the guy is faceless or barely drawn
That’s just how it is

Uma musume is a GUTS game

I actually want to be stabbed to death by Gold City because she saw another girl in my general vicinity and I looked in her general direction

>>532249507
it's kinda a natural progression
gachatards play gacha to gamble so they love rng

>>532249338
Cute, would max bond and S rank every mission with

>>532248801
kek look at this manlet

>>532249395
URA Finale race type is decided by the majority of your career races so do more Long races even G2/G3

https://fixvx.com/Astre123456/status/1947522497261277532

Summoning ai-chan's momma...