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>gooner OP with dog shit art
based

Tact is hunting for Trainers to mate with in this thread, be aware!

Is Matikanefukukitaru into Tachyon good for a long Gold Ship or am I supposed to figure out another combination?

>>536260494 (OP)
>vaccum sucking
honestly I get it but when I'm not horny the img just looks silly to me

why did they have to make seiun sky like a boy, im forced to use mods if i want to play her. And apparently shes the best parent for current day horses

>>536260494 (OP)
Who's pinching her mouth like this?

I cant train her well.

>>536260494 (OP)
So this is the legendary mejiro vacuum, rip the trainer

>>536260494 (OP)
>porn OP
disgusting

>>536260675
those are the best f2p affinity yes
but if you have biwa and mcqueen they have better affinity

>>536260494 (OP)
Why the long face?

cropped porn still gets you banned btw

Whats the plan Group A Chads?
Best time to avoid sweats?

>>536260494 (OP)
this art is so bad
kill yourself OP

why does the sim lie?

>>536260675
>not crunching the numbers

>>536260914
So if I do have them, would it be better for me to go Biwa into McQueen instead?

>>536260494 (OP)
Why does she look like a...

>>536260917
Please remember Machan before this thread disappears

>>536260494 (OP)
source?

hey why is mcqueen the one getting this art

>>536261038
you've been ruined by ai sloppa

How would I even rape my uma when they're stronger than me?

>>536260609
Cease
And never post this again

>>536261045
have you read the github
the simulator can only tell you data the same way a physicist will ask you to imagine goldship as a perfect sphere

>>536261136
>liking garbage means you're anti AI
that is the weirdest fucking cope ive seen all week lmao

Anyone want some AI sloppa porn? Give me your uma.

>>536261045
Simulator doesnt take into account your uma being a fucking retard and blocking herself and getting rushed

I have no idea why she won 7 races
all of them had Evil Nature

>>536261050
Now just to build the grandparents (mainly goldship and tachyon), since i already have the two others locked in (thanks to borrowing).

>lose pre-op
>win g1 the following week
what

>>536260494 (OP)
where do i get this image

>>536261184
Umas are naturally drawn towards dominant trainers. Your mileage will vary against those with equally dominant attitudes.

no one cares about your humble brag goldshit metanigger

Entirely too much CM meta in this last day and a half, ergo JOIN THE URARA OPEN

Oi Derby Dirt 2000m Spr/Firm/Great Mood

Haru Urara only. Come submit your Harus. 16 places.

Room code is

82946009
>82946009
82946009
>82946009

>>536261271
I can make my own sloppa porn, thank you.
https://litter.catbox.moe/0ffgl8.jpg

>>536261326
You do know you dont have to combine them that hard, just grind the G1s with parents and numbers will go up.

Hunt for the mystical 9 spark 9 URAs

>>536260609
>reddit tachyon

>deleted
>be so mad to report that
>WE DID IT REDDIT
God this general is so fucking homosexual is crazy

>>536260494 (OP)
>file deleted

>>536261057
yeah, just play with gametora https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility

Is cooldown even worth taking? Isn't it just BoFA but for long races? Or does it have a timer that makes it safer to use?

>>536261606
eat shit seanigger
*rapes you*

>>536261596
How do I get you to stop shitposting with my wife?

>>536260442
Aside from her built-in mood downs + practice poors, she just doesn't fucking win. You can't risk running her on End Closer at all during the course of your career and even then, you can send her out with 1000 speed into a Pre-OP race as a front runner and she'll still find a way to come second.

why are you guys such massive faggots, thats just a silly picture of mcqueen

>>536261184
drugging them is the only way but even so when they wake you are fuck up

I know, but i need to start at grandparents anyways since my long sparks are basically non-existant so might as well.
Bonus points since i CAN technically use Goldship and Tachyon in the cup as well.

>>536261596
>manhattan stimtoy

>>536261271
Jungle Pocket with a jungle. I'm not talking about Rhodesia, I'm talking about Amazon.

Digitan LOVE

>>536261718
why are you so angry over your dog shit quality image being removed when its literally against the rules of this platform LMAO?

Umapyoi is a shit song.

Kek

>>536261606
>nigger fetish
Are you perhaps lost?

>>536261659
Yes, you're better off luckshitting the carrot bofa event than sticking mcqueen or vodka card in your deck.

>>536261184
Anon nyo!! Your uma might seem compliant at first letting it happen but then you will realize the danger you're in when it turns out that umanko fluids and pheromones nullify the refractory period and after you think you're done she'll be the one to rape you back way past your breaking point!

>>536261606
Get fucked.

no one cares
no one asked
shut the fuck up

>>536261184
the uma will pretend you are "raping" her but it's just roleplay

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

>>536261606
back to manila with you

>>536261890
There is legitimately only one good song in the game and I don't even know what it's called.

The chorus goes
>da ma seeshasho dama seeshasho da ma bap ba da ba bee ba

>>536261606
you need to be a little more subtle, did you try rape posting?

>>536261991
you started it sub human

Can I save the CM tickets for the next round to have more tries, or do they go away after the round closes?

>>536261630
Man, I just want an actual banana right now.

with my limited umas the best loop i found for long distance taishin is pic related, and ngl i've been close to 1200/1200 on the first try and got long s so not a bad start

>>536261184
It's not rape when it's consensual.

It's probably a mistake trying to make Maya my Long parent(too many A aptitudes out of the box) but holy shit I do not want to play late sharters.
Time for pain.

HIBIKE FANFARE > HASHITE HASHITE > RTTT's OP > MONOGATARI WO > HORA! >>>>>>> S3's OP

>>536262162
matikanefukukitaru

>>536261421
Anons, please don't disappoint the Harus
Join now!

>>536262107
i've been trying to raise an Mile Taishin and keep failing due to the low stamina
idk how these fags are able to make her do this

>>536262214
>>536262214
>fuku
Hey no fuk U buddy

>>536262016
the amount of jap videos that just have this active by default is insane

>>536262169
thank you anon

>>536261184
>hey, trainer, you're awake! I know you're probably a little confused as to why you're in a hospital bed. So please, calm down, don't freak out, and hear me out: you were in a coma for two weeks. Witnesses found you in your office in a state of extreme dehydration, so conventional rehydration methods weren't going to work. I had a potion, still in development, that guarantees perfect rehydration, and look at that - you're alive and well (despite that weird glow on your skin, mind you). Besides, McQueen was the first to find you. You should thank her later for the rescue

>>536262325
I like the goofy vibe.

So about all those "juvenile fillies"...

Is this the best way to test honses?

>>536261659
63% chance it's good
25% it does nothing
12% it heals too early

>>536262484
You mean THIS?

man seeing all the minmax and strategy and meta discussion and everyone posting their rolls and stats etc I'm reminded of when I played genshin and BDO and other shit and how ultimately none of it mattered because I ended up dropping those games anyway
idk what it's good for, like why am I doing this? I'm not gonna be playing this game next year, I already know it

How do we solve this problem without the help of spics/pajeets flooding everything with shit AI

How the FUCK am I supposed to build a Debuffer for a Long race?
How am I supposed to get all the Long parents for Golshi?
This is impossible...

>>536262484
Yeah I fucked them. Every single one of them. Bite me.

>retards getting baited into affinity farming now
Well, japman did warn you it's for sweats. Keep in mind you're not getting shit for months unless you start burning energy drinks or carats for extra runs.

>>536262473
if the tech worked I'd be okay with it, but it simply doesn't (yet), which makes it annoying as hell and shit. I can see this work great (for YT purposes) for game shows and the like, or general IRL events. the way it is now it barely works for that, much less a tv show.

>>536261659
There's not many Gold Recoveries so you get what you can
BofA isn't terrible and some Umas just don't have more options for Long

Should I do one last 10pull of Creek out of desperation before 10pm tonight, Y/N? I am nowhere near sparking the banner.

I demand a (You) from this general or I leave these threads forever.
Don't test me. I'll move on to BA or Star Rail.

@536262702
Go ahad.

>>536262692
yeah
lol

>536262702
hmmmmm nyo

>>536262647
Anyone retarded and autistic enough to do affinity loops deserves to get burned out by the speed at how new careers come out and they have to do it all over again
Specially when we are at an accelerated schedule and they will buff affinities by default in a few patches

>>536262702
Is that sloppa of my beloved Kingu

>>536262702
here you go
(you) can never leave

Do we have Grass' imouto in game?
>>536262793
Dìos mio

cygames dropped the ball on their porn scene its all hoyoverse stuff now

>>536262793
have something SOULful to clean your palate

/uma/ needs to have a monthly danchou-only race to see which danchous stand at the top.
The danchou that gets last has to trade their highest fan club member with the winning danchou's lowest fan club member.

>>536262692
4.88% chance to pull a SC in 10 rolls

Bumping again for >>536261421
If you join Haru will give you a pocky

>>536262931
What's the context of this image?

AIEEEEEEEEEE

>>536262967
Wish my Danchud would step down. Still sub 40m last I checked, like is he even playing the game outside of dailies?

>>536262998
trainer being A STUPID FUCKING BAKA that takes a shit on his precious trainee

>>536262836
>>536262976
I got 9 whites and 1 gold, Mayano Top Gun.

I fucking hate gacha games.

>>536262856
Affinity loops on URA are good until MANT, which is still more than 6 months away.

>>536262589
what is this, pixiv?

>cm2 already when 1 hasn't even finished
>meanwhile they refuse to give gibs to account for accelerated banners/schedule
Cyniggers truly is the worst. Jp probably had triple the carats to spend on each horse, which probably isn't much considering how shit the daily gain is, but the fact that cyjews refuse to give it is sad.

UOOOOOOOOHH!! DON'T UNDERESTIMATE SPECIAL WEEEEK! SHE'S THE STRONGEST UMA IN JAPAN!!

is my golshi any good?

Is there any reason to save cleats or should you just convert them into SR+ tickets as soon as you can?

>>536262998
Trainer doesnt think he is good enough for Ruby and makes a wish that she would find a better trainer (thus abandoning him)
Obviously Ruby finds this wish and may or may not have other opinions on the matter

>>536263157
I can barely hear them talking over the music blasting, turn the juke down bwo.

>>536262112
it is rape if I say no but my body says yes please

>>536263065
H-how did she win all those races?!

>someone criticizes the seanigger shit poster
>he instantly goes on a rage fit making green posts without an image attached
hmmmmmmmmmmmm im nooticing

>>536263065
unironically they should add a side character like this

>>536263242
mom, why does anon gets to have 5 red shifts

>daiwa has the most hot spring wins so far
>about 7
What does she want
Let other umas get their tickets too fuck's sake

>>536263242
Why does this uma get to have double turf?

AIEEEEEEE

>>536263073
based comfymaxxing danchud doing the bare minimum

>>536262084
Me and (You)

>>536263112
haha
lol

>>536263073
He's busy doing club management give him a break.
He has to update the spreadsheet and kick any slackers that are not punching their runs.

>>536263370
>What does she want
11 kids

>2/5 during NA hours
>5/5 during EU hours
lol

>borrowed max mlb super creek instead of maxed kita black
>replace my 0 copy super creek with an MLB SR speed
>get the best goldship I've seen so far
???

>>536263598
>NA is a bunch of try harding faggots
>EU are chill casuals playing for fun

>>536262856
whats affinity loop, like the races?

>>536263341
no way
its better if she was a secret dog (or cat)

dants

>>536263426
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>536263626
>he actually fell for the "Kitasan is META" gaslight and wasted orbs on that scam banner instead of investing in MLB Creek
Lol lmao

>>536263242
bro, your gold recoveries?

>>536263827
I wanna hear THEIR story

If I want to make a strong Seiun Sky parent, what sub-legacies should I use? From the calculator, it looks like Mayano, Gold Ship, and Rudolf and good, but if I wanted to use Seiun to as a parent for Mayano in the future, it wouldn't be that good.

A weeb shouldn't be so menacing and terrifying.... How does she do it?

>>536263242
should have got iron will bro. its glue

getting my brain fried by matikanefukukitaru while spark farming

>>536261421
Last call will start in 4 mins!

>>536263339
Probably through intimidation/black mail. It's so over...

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>536263339
drugs

DANCHOU

you're not chickening out, are you

What is it that triggers the unlocking of BOFA?

does wit get good later on? why were people saying to reroll for fine motion

>>536261421
>>536264039
Can't join.

>>536264180
deez nuts

>>536263707
You do parent races with ~4 umas with each being parents of each other until everyone is parent and grandparent of each other doing the same G1 races every time
So now you have super affinity

but as you might expect its soulcrushingly autistic and time intensive and you don't really need to do it unless you are actually have mental issues

>>536264161
even if I do I doubt pokect would allow me to run away

>>536263757
>its better if she was a secret dog
We already have a lot of those

so now that most people promoted in round 1 and we know that
>goldship is broken
>oguri is shit
>nice nature is shit
how are people adjusting their teams for round 2? any meta teams?

>>536264160
if I don't see the Taurus platinum title on danchou I'm leaving

I hate you.

>>536264274
witgod wasn't suggesting this though

>>536264323
intel-kun, is it you?

How did they determine the release order in JP anyway?
I literally have not seen curren chan in races anywhere before and she gets added in overnight out of nowhere, and I have to wait one year for the sprint/mile sniper Nishino Flower?

>>536264160
notto disu shitto agen...

>>536264160
Don't sweat it, no point because of that stupid 2 week shit

>>536263889
But I did the opposite. I have 0 kita and 1 0 copy creek

>>536260659
Good thing Tact would never mate with me; I'm a terrible trainer with a weak dick and a bad attitude

>>536264323
end closer rudolf?

>went speed/wit leaving stamina/power to inspiration
>no stamina
>didn't get any anti-end closer skills either
Why are these horses so fucking stingy with hints? Rudolph refused to give me any skills like three times

>>536264274
>but as you might expect its soulcrushingly autistic and time intensive and you don't really need to do it unless you are actually have mental issues
nta but its way more time efficient to do parent looping than to run ace trainings with horrible affinity
your future self will thank you for not having shit ace parents

aaaaieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>536264323
take the Aoi pill

>>536262998
you as a trainer are in constant impostor syndrome because everyone else wanted to scout her because she comes from some noble rich family, so she settled some test about dance, manners and whatever rich people do to filter trainers. everyone else dropped except you, so isn't because you were capable, it was because you were the only choice left Also it doesn't help she is very emotionless and already have a team and schedule behind, so you feel you're just kinda bothering her by trying to break her routine

>Long

Can I cope with Goldship + Debuffer Grass Wonder + Debuffer Nice Nature for the upcoming event

>>536261890
Ogurin, call this guy a knobhead

>>536260659
Let me handle this one, kid. You go on.

>>536261184
If they got the brawn then use your brain.

>>536264542
you're gonna debuff.... 1200 stam horses with what?

So now that I hit the f2p wall after a few days of playing, how long until I'm getting consistent A/A+ umas? Are there any updates in the foreseeable future that are gonna allow grinding for dupes, or is the progress just logging in for daily carats then logging out?

>>536264484
gotta wait for the actual futureproof parents than the shit we have right now

Seiun Sky is a good place to do a solid Affinity parent

>>536263698
EU knows their days on the internet are numbered, so they stopped bothering.

Imagine no rape

>>536263941
they fight

>>536260494 (OP)
MODS ARE GODS

>>536264539
oh thats a cool variation of the "trainer to a wealthy noble family horse" you see so often

>>536264656
are you dumb?

>>536264725
holy shit, that sure escalated quickly

>>536264042
I want her to rim me

>>536263971
She literally has a weeb sword. The only thing she's missing is a black trenchcoat and a fedora.

>roll for sweep
>can't use her card
this is bullshit we should be able to use their own supports just call it affinity bonus or some shit reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>536263073
Those spreadsheets can't fill themselves

>>536264824
AYO THIS NIGGER POOPS ON HIS HORSE

>>536264796
Don't worry

>>536264160
better to kick them after gibs because of the 2 week fan penalty

>>536264773
yes

>>536264753
>jannies and mods do the BARE FUCKING MINIMUM and enforce the rules proper for once
>GODS GODS GODS
you reddit zoomer have zero standards LMAO

>>536264710
I want to make tender love with Tazuna since I know she respects my body and values consent

>>536264893
YADA YADA!!!!!!!!!!

>>536264243
Ah sorry I forget you can't join in the last timer (not sure why, it's dumb)

Congratulations to the non-npc winner Haru Urara, thank you cuties
You can get back to grinding CM with the rest now :(

when you get a random event from a card that's now in your deck, does it start the whole chain or just that one event?

I don't think I'll win 3 today. :(

>>536264893
how do you think Kitasan players feel

>>536265137
one im sure

I trained 2 non meta umas + goldship for this CM and did fairly well. Goldship isn't even the one with the most wins, kinda proud of myself

>>536264971
phew... glad those dorks get along so well

when are they giving more energy juice

>>536265020
She literally gives you a watchful eye when you reject her (because she was a bitch and didn't date you in the first year). She'd probably rape you if you didn't have a fit uma trainee with you.

Most racist uma?

I have never had a good Special Week career.

>>536265204
>Win Rate 33.3%
>did fairly well
?

Huh i kinda thought shakur would have a tongue piercing

>>536265290
Special Chud

>literally no one is running front runners
ffuck I shoulda picked maverick

Those poor uma plushies... They're not going to last the night...

>>536265315
As long as you aren't relying on one ace alone. Having 33% winrate on one uma is fine.

>>536265361
>YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!!!

>>536265290
Anyone with Race Planner.

>>536263798
Is she gonna become the next Verxina? Taking a billion years for Cygames to release her despite being revealed ages ago.

>>536265290
Mejiro Dober HATES men (something exclusive to non-umas thus making her racist)

>>536265315
The wins are shared between the 3 aces I built, total of 11/15 wins from all 3

>>536265441
A shame but whatever
Still love her

>pulled Biwa yesterday
>pull Narita Brian today
So what am I in for with the sister?

>>536265225
this proves that dogs are lazy fucks that can stand on 2 legs but choose not to

>

>>536264160
but he has a funny name

>just train up a 3* blue matikanefukukitaru with all these race wins bro
>then do it again with tachyon lmao
this shit has got to be <1% chance for each wtf

>>536265592
lots of sex

>>536265285
But we go out all night long until morning with nobody else around, if she wanted to rape me nobody could have stopped it..

>>536261890
Retardo.

based? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11Wcvn8WOes

>>536265420
Mile Cup will have Maruzensky and Suzuka everywhere. You rike?

>>536262967
I wish we actually did this, that'd be so fucking funny

>>536265634
start now

>>536265441
>nah, I'd win

>>536265679
tranny? why it has a female avatar but man voice

>>536265225
>>536265750
How did you get this footage of Maruzensky and Chiyono O?

>>536262967
My danchou will probably kill himself if he jobs

>>536265645
Imagine getting these two as a package deal.
A dream of a god.

urara is so smol compared to the NPC umas

>>536265441
I CAN'T ESCAPE IT

>>536265420
everyone in this general will get owned by front urara in finals
you are retarded if you dont have a front run to mitigate that

>>536265592
Bricked account

good deck ideas for Gemini Cup?

These uniques really do get egregious later on

>>536265592
Saved account

>>536265889
>>536265592
add a cute/sexy mother on top of oyakodon and I could die

Post em

>>536266016
3 stam 3 speed

>>536265441
>>536265920
"They" will be arriving in round two

>>536262169
doesn't pay for itself if you don't win 3+ times
>just win
i wish i could

>>536265634
>3* blue matikanefukukitaru
it even rhymes

Big umas...

Okay so maybe guts Air Groove just sucks...

>>536266243
just use aoi bwo...

should i swipe the chiyono card mlb? it seems pretty useful

It's my pleasure.

>>536265634
And when you get that 1% chance the uma will get bricked by rng and have shit stats.

why couldn't this guy tell us about makitanefukukitaru g1 cycles earlier? I've wasted my time training other legacies
either way i'm getting bored of the endless RNG grind and being permanently behind whales and luckshitters, so maybe it's a good time to stop altogether
I'll return after they add autoplay and race schedule QoL and I don't have to waste hours of my life on slots

post chibi uma webms

How do I upgrade my robouma speed bros

I should probably be doing 3LB McQueen + MLB Top Gun + MLB Creek (borrow) over 1LB Creem + MLB Top Gun + MLB Cafe (borrow). My cafe is at 0 so I had been borrowing her, not realizing how much better MLB Creek is over 1LB. 3LB McQueen seems better than MLB Cafe provided I don't care about the skill hints.

>>536266308
just swipe all of them. theyre all reasonably useful.

Fucking hell so close, but I already got a legend before so eh, at least I can use this Grass in the next bracket I guess?

>>536266020
Now go look up Summer Golshi’s unique.

>>536266308
yeah bro it's top tier

What are the requirements for the Fan Fest event? That shit doesn't trigger the skill lvl up sometimes even though my trainee is a Star and has won all races, but sometimes it triggers when my Uma has been jobbing and is Platinum.

>>536263598
It was the opposite for me though.

>Consistently winning CM
>Consistently losing TT
hmmmmmm

>>536266308
Chiyono is top tier cute so it's worth it for that alone

>>536266359
>why couldn't this guy tell us about makitanefukukitaru g1 cycles earlier?
he did

3 years ago

>>536265441
We'll never be free, aren't we...

>>536266364
i dont have any...

>>536266308
of course. It's a MUST PULL!!

>4 rainbows on speed
>+40
I fucking despise not having MLB cards.

>>536266298
Don't you have to spend whole turns on her dates?

>>536266359
what's so special about makitanefukukitaru? she's not the only who can do triple crowns in both years

>>536266359
>autoplay
why do you hate umamusume so much

>>536266058
given these two sisters the mother (Pacificus) has got to be a super top tier MILF

Time to build a horse for the Gemini CM

>>536266669
makes no difference bro, if the run decides to be bricked then even 4 speed mlbs will give you fuck all speed

>>536264640
Half for them, half for me.

>>536266709
decent affinity all around

>>536266359
>makitanefukukitaru g1 cycles
QRD?

>>536266669
There's an easy solution to your problem.

how good is nimble navigator on oguri, or in general?
feels like at least end and late are getting blocked a lot, so it should be easy to trigger
pace chasers idk

>>536266626
I mean the ones that appear when you're waiting for a match at taurus cup

This is so funny

>>536265096
Haru will win next time for sure.

>>536266734
thaaaaaaat's the hope.

>>536266574
>>536266730
Oh that's why, I thought you only needed fans. Ty

>>536266789
I thought Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka were the best ones for general affinity

>>536266437
Nigga what

I thought this was a rogueLITE, aren't subsequent runs supposed to become easier over time? I feel like I'm not getting any closer to anything at all

>>536266706
Yes, but her dates give you stamina, mood up, and skill points as if you won a G3 and some stats up points as well. Good to do them before a summer or before Ura finals if you are out of stamina.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i1rtef7Dpc
>saw zero uraras today
ummm... bros the gaslight...?

How much stamina for long cm?

>>536266706
I mean you should go on dates anyway since they're rest but better. but the only requirement to get the end close skill is max friendship

>>536266745
Whale-sama...

>>536266908
debuff domination

What's the deal wtih steal in love
she looks bipolar
any JPchads?

>>536266908
relax, the inherited version is only 1 gold skill

>>536266906
they can't do the races

>>536266359
if you looked at the umas available you would've seen this yourself. it's not hidden or anything. i started training mati because her natural stat bonuses are strong and she's easy to win with as long as you train her right.

I don't get why people hate Hydrate. It's one of the most reliable non Creek recovery skills, especially counting most umas can be trained as pace chasers

>>536267131
>nature pulls 2 all-seeing-eyes

can I replace my horses in the next stage of the CM, or am I stuck with what I've locked in?

>>536266726
I even stopped reading their stories when I realized the spark grind is a thing. Not my fault the game is designed this way. I'm not a japanese office worker whose job is to sit and do nothing all day

>>536266934
>>536266973
Alright, I'll try. Is there any other way to get more skill points without sacrificing stats too much?

>>536267256
Marriage is for life, anon.

Is there any dupe protection against getting the 6th copy of a card? Does it convert into anything?

>>536267256
you change every entry

>>536267196
People hate hydrate because they wanted Gourmand instead. Which is just hydrate but better.

>>536267163
Other than the Classic Triple Crown, Scarlet can do all of them

>>536267256
you can replace them
but if you won with your first set of horses you will get cursed with bad luck for not believing

can someone qrd the jap spark video for me?
why is he telling me to raise the matikablablabla horse? my goldship needs maru and taiki skills

>>536267383
>Other than the Classic Triple Crown
so like i said

How does MLBing support cards without pulling more copies work in JP

i don't get the entire "DON'T QUEUE DURING THESE HOURS" boogeyman, with the sheer amount of players it's impossible to filter exactly what you are going against, thus rendering your opponents random completely without any impossible input from (You)

Based donna

>>536264323
>>536264526
legit why would you take tazuna over aoi?

>>536266912
It will be easier when you have MLB SSR deck, 5 star unlock, and two 9* sparks parents

>>536267390
Matikanefukukitaru

>>536266502
did you do it right at reset? i tried NA about 3 hours after and was getting super whales. my EU hours attempt had 1 really good horse that i lost to and his name sounded chinese

>>536267390
more overall affinity = bigger chance to inherit the shit you need

>>536266912
This "over time" is 3-4 years time, it's a sloooow burn.

>>536267349
iIthought this was a harem game??

>>536267480
I WANT TO HAVE S E X WITH DIRECTOR AKIKAWA!!!!!!!!!!!

How many gold recovery skills for gemini cup, if you have max stamina?

>>536267515
Uhhhh kinda based

>>536267714
Yes.

>>536266912
it will become more apparent when they introduce uncap items

>>536267350
>dupe protection
>he lacks critical information

>>536267480
If you queue after midnight (American hours) you will get matched against sweats.

Last time

>>536266968
1200 plus 2 gold recoveries at the absolute minimum. Goldship with 1200 stamina running End Closer plus swinging maestro gets to the finish with about 1.5% HP left according to the simulator, but swinging maestro might not proc, so you want another gold recovery to be safe. If you get rushed or debuffed one gold recovery might not be enough to save you.

>>536267714
at least 2

Damn this CM thing is a humiliation ritual
Fuck this debuffer meta I just am not gonna play it lmao

>>536267350
it gets converted into cleats which is a currency in one of the shops. you can trade cleats for limited free roll tickets each month

>>536267923
Bwo your neicha?

>>536267872
Plus with Taishin and Gold Ship being the meta people will likely be running end closer stam drain.

>>536267390
Just use this and learn
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mT_uH79lZwEth6qGvjBOvrRKxwfKixr6vfhgzoW1s-U/edit?gid=1680923329#gid=1680923329

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c7sxmRpANI
fuku to the dude that posted taiki and doto video last thread, i now got recommended this one :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yg0IOpvbXw&ab_channel=%E5%B0%8F%E9%9B%AAYukichanCh

she says to go all in on wit mcqueen

>>536267923
It takes courage to reject free stuff if it hurts your pride as a kusotoreina.

>>536267818
yeah and also saying NO SWEATS three times in the mirror before too

>>536267117
sex

are there any specific skills from cards that i want to run for a chance to get their white sparks? is oguri card worth using for groundwork?

>>536267559
Like an hour after it opened. Had my debuffer get 3rd place a couple times even.

>>536266020
Orfevre my beloved

>>536267390
maru and taiki ults are not as good in gemini cup

>>536267836
for me its trying to restrain golshi

>>536267973
Good point, so 2 gold recoveries really are an absolute must on top of the 1200 stamina, with 3 being ideal. I don't think I'm going to make this one...

>>536267990
I have no idea what I'm looking at.

>2nd and 3rd
gay game >: (

>>536268156
yaeno muteki

Do umas really lust for virgin men?

>>536268203
she's letting you

>>536268121
What free stuff? 30 carats at best Not worth my time
I have enough monies and support points for months

>>536268343
180 carats actually, that's it if you lose 40 times in a row.

You play CM for free carats. I play CM for the title.

>>536268319
I mean of course
Trainer would never be able to overpower an umamusume, not even one as small as nishino flower

>>536266243
Literally got a 2 spark groundwork in the first try.

>>536268241
Yeah
Which is 98% of 4chan is in danger

McQueen trainer here reporting my finds from this event after playing for weeks without a guide
1200 speed is incredibly powerful, even if your stamina is shit or not have medium S, one of these losses was to a Scarlet who despite having 500-580 stamina and being debuffed by 2 natures and my dominator Tachyon, he still outrun everyone by 1L
Stamina recovery skills are crucial to survive since the fart natures from the other two teams stack debuffs on you hard
Goldship is way too strong even after being debuffed, my Tachyon was specifically made to kill enemy Goldships and they still managed to compete with my own
McQueen is bae and I wish I had a faster better one, the current one is only 1090 speed with medium S and many good skills, no passives, I found it difficult to get all the skills I wanted while also working on stats

Thanks for reading my blogposts, I will probably start looking at the Doc now and prepare for the next round better, hopefully

>>536268481
>not 3
lol

how come there are no longer any cm rooms here?

>>536267923
just build stamina to endure nature's stinky aura
t. f2p

>>536268241
Umas going after male ningen is the only way to continue their race
So yeah sure

>>536268220
inherit works by individual affinity, the formula for it is chance is proc = base * 1 (1+affinity/100) this means that if ur parent has 100 affinity (not that hard to get) then you have a x2 chance for all their genes

the best way to do it is to overlap races to buff a parent a lot, idk why the jap is saying matikanefukitaru

What's the friends point farming strat once I get MLB super creek? Advertise on discord?

>>536267714
2 gold skills and 1 white will be enough even if you get awful mood and get hit by 2 debuffers but if one of them doesn't trigger you're dead

>>536268456
I'm making a rentry blacklist/leechlist for anons without the title. It will help weed out the people who don't even play the game and make applying for clubs better.

>>536268570
The real thing is here
Go get em champ

Encroaching Shadow or Professor of Curvature for long cm?

>>536268602
the commentator having a STROKE saying the name over and over lmao

>>536268663
register your id on the database, and maybe get a decent borrow

>>536268663
>groomer

How many children could she give you?

>>536268718
I'm out of attempts

>>536268645
>idk why the jap is saying matikanefukitaru
because he's building specifically around oguri christmas' unique skill condition and wants extra recovery inherits

>chasing brilliance refuses to show up
>get 2nd by a nose on debut

>>536268427
It says 10 for 1 win, 15 for 2
It's useless

>started skipping even the dialogues I'm seeing for the first time
What have I become...

It's another perfect run until suddenly I get slacker, can't cure slacker, get a 60+ training where she slacks, and then gets mood down and migraine right before a race, just so she can lose more energy
Thanks game, you made my uma cry

>>536268818
I'd rather not that's why I asked

>>536268812
Thanks anon, I have an ok borrow, 6STA 3SPE no whites

>>536268597
Nah it's boring, literal nigger mentality, the idea of someone debuffing your work is really frustrating, I'm just gonna skip this mode entirely

>>536245095
>Now that the dust has settled, what's your plan for Gemini cup?
Lose, I like doing 2-3 careers a day but my focus starts and ends on making my uma of the day win career easy and see what nice sparks come out of it, I don't got the needed autismo to actually min-max it or the cash to just gamble on a better deck for the sake of monthly pvp, I envy the anons here that have either or both.
I do like collecting onsens and reading the side stories though yeah I'm coping let me be AIEEEEEEEE I wanted to win too

>>536268859
as many as she wants to take from you

>>536267515
>tfw karenfags have found new ground in this game

>>536269079
Why the Oguri sad

>>536268645
she has Triple 7s skill that's really good for oguri

Just watched my Goldship die RIGHT on the line. Easy win though because nobody in the lobby had maxed speed. Including me. If you were struggling to qualify, I recommend jumping in now.

>>536268230
you might want to work on her speed :^)

for legacy reasons, how is a g1 race that happens in both year 2 and 3 counted? if you win both do you get twice the chance to get the spark? if parent and grandparent win both do they both get double the affinity? basically should I be running shuka or kikuka sho in year 2 to avoid doubling up on the tenno sho?

Why does Group A here only need 3 wins when you need 4 wins for Group A in shadoba?
How are we supposed to filter the shitty trainers?

apparently taiwan had a simplified chinese version thats like a few months ahead of global and are at aoharu heres their tierlist. Theres like some half anni ticker for free and uncap crystal.


https://wiki.biligame.com/umamusume/%E6%94%AF%E6%8F%B4%E5%8D%A1%E8%8A%82%E5%A5%8F%E6%A6%9C%E5%90%88%E9%9B%86%EF%BC%88%E7%AE%80%E4%B8%AD%E6%9C%8D%EF%BC%89

>>536267559
When is EU hours anyway

>>536268481
Groundwork is useless if you don't have skills which proc early, I'm trying to make a debuffer dangit

>>536268542
SOVLFUL

>>536269532
10-11 hours from now

>>536269463
>mlb ssrs are good
woah....

>>536269463
How are we feeling Air Shakur bros

I am a hipster. I would like an uma wife that isn't like by the majority of people here, reddit, or otherwise, while at the same time not a completely Who??? character. A character that has mild popularity that elites like myself can pat each other on the back when occasionally posting about her. An uma that objectively also has a good story and art.
Please recommend.

>>536269404
Triple 7s is just a generic white recovery. The only thing that makes it different from straightaway recovery is that it witchecks with 777m left every time. It doesn't replace anything, and you're still just going to run 2x golds that heal nearly 4x the amount each.

>>536269404
Doesn't Oguri have enough energy with gourmand+maestro?

>>536269409
I fucking guess

>>536269469
in about 9 hours. they are getting ready for bed right now

>>536269639
falco

>>536269639
Aston Machan

So even these stats aren't enough to win an early mile race in year 2... This game truly is pure RNG.

Got a 6* URA final last night if anyone wants to train their parents. Also I want to get the idol title

>>536265750
The doggo's face is priceless.

Still in Love at first Sight
Day 1 of waiting

>>536269532
Strong urge to give maruzensky tiny replicas of her sportscar

>>536269772
Your power?

>>536269639
winning ticket

>>536269709
>>536269672
Christmas version Oguri
her unique needs skills at certain timings

>536269772
>shuttle
>front
Retard or bait?
Anyhow, not even worth of a (You)

>>536269617
they actually just got auf on their traditional chinese server this is their speed card tierlist kitasan flopped hard, even more than creek lol

>>536269818
Taishinchads report in

>>536269639
Air Shakur

>>536269916
sorry forgot to reply >>536269772

>>536269639
Air Shakur

>>536269904
Oh, fuck, I'm trying to find the best parents for regular Oguri. Am I supposed to just do Condor with the same races as her then?

>>536269930
>Ranking starts at E and goes all the way up to SSSSSSSSSSSSSS rank
Chinks are beyond a fucking joke

Gambling with gentildonna

its actually disgusting that cygames did a new launch for a fucking translation. I wonder what the thought process was. Literally recycled content every time you translate the game. Global was basically never supposed to go this big. It was simply a cash grab

Does Encroaching Shadow skill work for the last spurt of the Gemini Cup? As I heard that it starts on a corner, so would it be less effective.

>>536269672
It is for Christmas Oguri who ults after the 3rd stamina restoration so she will always ult at 777m.

So are we all playing at launch like last night?

>>536270101
first gacha?

do you really need multiple gold stam skills for next cm if debuffers cant use debuffs when they inevitably run out of stam
seems like 1200 stam + 1 gold +stam eater is good enough desu

>>536268542
Don't look at the doc. They advised against running McQueen in this CM.

>>536270141
You've heard the reverse of the truth somehow.
The last spurt starts on a corner on our current CM. it starts on a straight in Gemini which makes it way better.

>>536269672
777 is a very important skill. You will need it for S.Maru and X.Oguri, 2 umas that will dominate the meta in the first 2 years of the game.

>>536270007
>SSR cards lined up at the bottom
nigga please

>>536268918
>>536269404
Okay but chirstmas oguri comes with triple 7 in her kit...

>>536269639
Mejiro McQueen

>>536260494 (OP)
now I'm worried to ask what I missed

>>536270419
mejiro vacuum fera

>>536270302
In one fell swoop you've outed every single retard regurgitating shit they've not looked into themselves once.
Which is the usual status of metafags but I digress

Is there no dedicated guide database for global? I just want to know what I should be doing instead of floundering around wasting resources like a retard

>>536269639
Opera

>>536270302
Do you need food analogy?
Imagine a burger
Now imagine a burger with 30% off

>>536270596
retard

>>536270627
>bro you NEED fuku because Xmas Oguri NEEDS this skill so you NEED to do this spark bullshit
>but she starts with it
>u-uh ofcourse I meant the d-discount ofcourse haha
lmao fuck off retard

>>536270101
Their thought process was probably to generate hype outside of their generally japanese only fanbase, increasing notoriety of the IP, and generating profits.
Which they succeded in doing, and you acknowledge here
>Global was basically never supposed to go this big.

>>536270627
why would you want a dupe white spark inspiration over stats tho

nnngggghhh...

>wasshoi mambo
>omatsuri mambo
>zabu zabu
>yura yura
>omatsuri mambou
what does it mean tho

>>536269463
So why is Fine Motion supposed to be meta again?

>>536270627
wow 40 skill points

creek pullers bricked their account confirmed

>>536270848
do you even know how sparks work?
they're not fighting over each other

>>536270204
most later released gachas can actually change the patches and add QOL fixes instead of following the same schedule

>>536270627
...how many burgers does that 30% off applies to?

>>536270789
>not a single anon mentions a discount as part of the reason you want the spark
>only say it's very important oguri gets the skill (which she has by default rendering the whole post pointless)
Just be honest and admit you threw up what mama bird fed you

Gorudo Shippu
Oguri Cappu
Naisu Neicha

>>536270952
i got mlb sweep tho

>>536271009
first nip gacha?

>>536270914
McSex...

>>536270952
WHAT THE FUCK?!
A CHINESE IMAGE SAID DOWN AND UP?!
IM BRIIIIIIIIICKING

>>536271040
retard

>>536270952
i started playing during the creek banner, rerolled for a free mlb and now I'm living comfy with 20k carats from the daily and progressing the game

>>536270952
idk still looks well positioned to me after 4 years...

>>536271009
It's japanese spaghetti code folded over thousand times they can't do it without breaking the game.

Decent run.

>>536269191
Same here kek. I'm not even sure trying to do a half-assed version of the actual regimes all the sweats and whales are doing is optimal when I can only do 2 runs a day on average, have shit parents and bricked deck.

Maybe one day someone will make a guide for low effort wagecucks et al. so we can cope that we're keeping up with the meta, at least in the long run.

I just hope graded CM doesn't start getting flooded with burned out whales and tryhards. I'm happy with my little casual playpen where I can dump all my shit horses and watch them run.

>>536270918
that's a whole fucking turn worth of points

>>536271332
>no acceleration
she's dead jim

I've decided to go the white spark farming route.

>>536271332
erm wheres red shift lil bro?

heres the whole thing

>>536271508
what skills are you going for?

>>536270952
>dickpuller coping they missed a card that's useful for years

>try to make a new ace
>everyone goes anywhere but speed or stamina
hate

>>536270952
mfw all of my shitter SSRs are gonna be good in 6 years

>>536271003
none of the guides taught me anything about that tho

are they not fighting over each other?

>>536271332
Very nice
Deck?

>>536270256
>They advised against running McQueen in this CM.

Any particular reason why?

>>536271332
post cards please

>>536271561
I have no idea man. I barely get what I'm doing. Getting 600/1100 stats and praying for 3* blues made sense. I'm still figuring out white sparks.

>>536269639
Winning ticket.

>>536271512
don't need accel ults for cm2

>pump some iron

wow this shit legit never procs, what the fuck is this

>>536271727
Isn't med S good?

>>536271269
if only they could have added in the the buffs and changes and make the game somewhat different

>>536271983
one of the many gaslights this general floated around

>>536269710
Sex with Ai

What are they looking at?

>>536272014
The issue is his speed isn't maxxed and his stamina is dog shit. He's annoyed that he's had better runs without proccing medium S and then when it does proc, it's on a bad run.

Post dancing Umas

>>536271813
No. Probably a gaslight.

>>536269916
nta, but i managed to do front (G) ship until Q4 of year 3 without any issue, just have 600/600/600 in stats by then, the 60% stat penalty can't do much to you

>Pump Iron
Essential
>Lucky Seven
Dogshit because you need amazing RNG
Hmmmmm, I'm nooooticing

>>536271983
It has procced every race in CM for me thus far.

>Had to spark for a single Bourbon
>Had to spark for a single Kitasan
>Had to spark for a single Creek
I should just end myself

>>536272192
I see, I thought ~1100 speed was good and so was >600 stamina as long as you have recovery skills. This game is really confusing

>>536272223
>Avoid Biwa
I'd sooner die.

>loses to Tachyon just twice
>now has PTSD

>Red shift doesn't work
Is that true?

You guys saw serirunigga's new video? Thoughts?
We just farm Maihriuzheufyzshb and Tachyon runs until we get good sparks for next CM?

>>536272484
motherfucker read the reasoning, yes this is true

>>536272484
You can test it yourself

>>536272223
I shall stand by my queen's side then.

>>536272223
Biwa has some strange stat bonuses, getting good stats would require some good cards. But she has 2 recoveries.

Is the chance for a 3* pink the same as for a 3* blue?

>>536272335
>600 stamina
bro...

/uma/bros, I'm desperate, is there any jewtuber that does individual guides for each horse?

>URA Finale Champion
Anons were right, Witmaxxing IS the way to go!

>>536272484
> Red shift doesn't do shit
Correct

> [strategy] straightaway has the correct time
Incorrect, straightaway skills happen on any random straight.

> It's the longest track in the game
> 3200m
Incorrect. Longest track is 3600m.

Getting your info from twitter lmao

>>536272821
the only different between horses are skills, aptitudes and stat growths
learn those

Rate my Goldship

>>536272484
>Straightaway Spurt
HER TIME HAS COME

>>536272484
FUCK

>>536272484
>1200 stam
I don't think I can even get that much unless I get my speed to like 500 only.

How will Still in Love surpass Dream Journey's and Neo Universe's for (You)-ness?

>>536272941
Spurting in Hishi Amazon....

>>536272913
You fucking numpty.

>>536272941
>0 hint level
>0 hint frequency
Better off borrowing MLB Gold Ship

>>536272936
1/5

>>536272913
Maybe he meant that it was the longest CM track, would that be true? or is he actually just talking out of his ass

>>536272913
>straightaway skills
Retard. It's Straightaway SPURT (End Closer).

>>536271334
Despite my coping I am having fun with cm though, it hits different seeing your half-assed umas clutch a win against all the odds kek, hell even my 2 star nice nature got a win once.

Tamamobros.... they're laughing

>>536272941
Isn't she going to be released before the next one?

>>536272913
You didn't even read the post properly and I bet you don't even know what Straightaway Spurt does.

https://youtu.be/B8mYAGPanhc?list=RDMMB8mYAGPanhc
Pokke is so cool...

>>536270952
oh no my SC will be ass in 50 years what am i gonna do?!?!

>>536272934
>skills, aptitudes and stat growths
That's like...everything there is in the game? I'm trying to learn but when I pick cards/parents which give good stats, I end up with shit skills and vice versa. I only have one horse with a 3* speed spark and I can't even pass it onto any other horses, from what other anons said I 'm guessing my affinities aren't high enough (despite the game showing double circles), probably because other horses I'm trying to train become their own grandparents. I'm just trying to find a way to progress

>>536272903
E P I C

>>536273141
Gametora has 3 years of CM tracks saved and I can't see anything being longer than 3200m. Maybe a bigger track will come out later, god knows.

>>536273103
>MLB Gold Ship
What if you are training GoldSHIT, then? You know, like any non-whale will do because normal players don't roll umas.

Ignore all gaslighting about when to do your runs
Except maybe the first hour. That's probably a bad time

>>536273230
>micro penis
damn from the way keibafags were talking I thought tama was really micro, this ain't that bad

>>536273482
you fucking retard, this is for parent grinding.

>>536273230
i-is that not average....
bros...

>>536273103
Yeah bro let me just use this card with FOURTEEN (14) skills

>>536273482
>normal players don't roll umas
wrong.
cool players roll for waifs. only metafags spend their free carats on shitty cards that won't even run your races.

is the tazuna ssr worth using?

>>536273504
>*snipes your stream into oblivion*
heh... nothing personnel, chinaman

>>536273230
Tamamo Chud...
If this carries over to the uma equivalent, would she have a really shallow vaginal cavity or something?

>>536272207
Sunday ritual headstart.

>>536273482
Hishi Amazon is a bad card to run on your ace because it fucks with your spe/stam consistency. You should run Gold Ship SSR with a grandparent/parent with the goal of getting a white straightaway spurt spark on her (end closer straightaways too if you can)

>>536273653
ToT

Wish I had Maruzensky and Taiki shuttle so I'd actually be allowed to play the game.

>>536273646
yeah, she's a great cope card when you don't have a full MLB deck and need her training buffs

>>536273487
>>536273649

>>536273554
>parent grinding
Oh, fuck off.

>>536273653
The equivalent is her being flat.

>>536273482
I skipped cards and rolled for umas.

Anime:
>strong
>independent
>intelligent
>tranny coded

Fanart:
>clingy
>useless
>speak ex
>soft
>relies on (you)

What the hell?

>face a witmeister in TT
>go 5 for 5 and score an extra 100,000 fans over the usual
Witmaxxers I salute you