>>536261184
>hey, trainer, you're awake! I know you're probably a little confused as to why you're in a hospital bed. So please, calm down, don't freak out, and hear me out: you were in a coma for two weeks. Witnesses found you in your office in a state of extreme dehydration, so conventional rehydration methods weren't going to work. I had a potion, still in development, that guarantees perfect rehydration, and look at that - you're alive and well (despite that weird glow on your skin, mind you). Besides, McQueen was the first to find you. You should thank her later for the rescue