WHY DO I GET SO INVESTED IN WATCHING DUMB BITCH RACE SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

does this shit have gameplay or is it just menus

>>714566451
Waifu horse betting for incels

>>714566451
menus

>>714566451
it's not for white people

>>714566309 (OP)
enjoy it, anon.

>>714566309 (OP)
because they're paying you to shill this nonsense

>>714566309 (OP)
I will never get the appeal of this game.

None of the girls look special to me.
Who's the BEST girl...

Westoid zoomers never played riaing sim.
A big market opportunity actually.

normalnigger bait game

>>714568089
If they wanted to bait normalfags, they wouldn't have added idols or made the youngest character be the horniest one for adult trainer cock

>>714566309 (OP)
Because you have low test and most likely didn't have sex for years.

Is it better than Arknights

>>714566451
that's the gameplay

>>714568089
This is 100% nip salarymen bait, which is inherently 100% not normalfag bait

Which uma would be the best wife?

>>714570946
The best uma wife is the one that you love and the one who loves you.

>>714571073
She looks like she loves to titfuck her trainer

>>714573357
What makes you think that?

>>714566451
>waifufag game in 2025
>having gameplay

>>714566309 (OP)
Do those horse girls have sex with human men like (me)?

>>714566451
Blue Archive has more gameplay than this auto-battle trash.

>>714566451
>game in 2025
>gameplay

>>714573851
It's how they reproduce since there's no male uma.

>>714573949
Nice, I know nothing about the game ngl. Maybe I will give it a download.

>>714566309 (OP)

>>714566451
wrong cygames product.
if you want gameplay, shadowverse is the way

>>714566309 (OP)
URARA! URARA!

>>714575683
win animation is cute I can see how it can get popular

>>714568441
did they censor anything?

>>714575785
It gets better when you realize she was based off a real horse then entered over 100 races, never got first once, but her owner still kept trying until the bitter end because she genuinely loved being on the track.

>>714575876
Censor anything on global? I didn't see anything other than replacing Merry Christmas with Happy Holidays in the translation

I love my wife McQueen!

>>714575950
do they ever acknowledge the horses being related

>>714566451
I played it for like 30 minutes and I don't understand the hype. Like... the "career" mode (the main point of the game) is literally just meeting these "goals" which is essentially like 7-8 race tracks you have to race in.

But the problem is, it doesn't change at all. Like its the same tracks over and over again. You're just expected to play this "career" over and over with each different horse girl. It's so mind numbingly boring once you finish a career and realize its the same thing on repeat, but times that by x20 for each horsegirl you own.

Like what the fuck

is it true that daiwa scarlet's owner only allowed for her to be in the game if they made her tits bigger than vodka's? i want to believe.

>>714576116
Orfevre and Golshi are half brothers (both stay gold and mejiro mcqueen) and both griefed multiple races
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kluttGunQc

>>714576363
People play this for the bitches, not the gameplay

I usually stop playing uma when I ran out of daily borrows (and my horses are shit for sparking so I couldn't bother using them)

>>714576116
In Uma's lore? Not really. They'll 'hint' at it (Agnes Tachyon being Daiwa Scarlet's father is translated via Agnes being doting on Scarlet in numerous events), or with the likes of Kitasan saying Bakushin feels familiar (Bakushin is his grand-father). But they never actually out-right say it beyond the Mejiro's and Satono's.

>>714575683
>mfw watching Haru barely clutch 1st place in another meaningless Pre-OP race that barely nets her 300+ fans

>>714576116
A lot of interactions are related to that. It's like super common for umas to have some sort of bond with umas with some sort of ancestry.
Like King and Princess interacting so much, Teio's fixation on the president, etc.

>American horse
>Claps
Fucking kek

Uma is the biggest cuck game of all time. Imagine.

These are horse women you're dealing with. They know the pleasure of 25 inch horse stallion cock.

Did you really think that (You), a 5.2 inch human male, could satisfy them?

It's a literal horse cuck simulator, where you're raising horse women to be bred by literal stallions.

>>714578142
Please shut the fuck up and stop breathing.

>>714578142
Actual horses don't exist in the USA musume universe

>>714578142
Damn tendie jeet shills are desperate

Does anyone have Cafe Manhattan dialogue?

what do the farm horse umas look like

>>714577840
>Pre-OP race
>Happy Meek

>>714566451
menus

>stay gold is in
wow, golshi's dad and grandad are in the game

>>714578142
Jokes on you, mine HAS a 25 inch stallion cock.

>>714578430
THICC & HOMELY

Do they also have a horse pussy?

i dont understand the inheritance system. i use my two highest rated Umas and sometimes my traineee gets good skills and other times she doesn't. this shit is too complicated.

>>714566451
Has about as much gameplay as any other Horse Racing sim or Monster Rancher game.

>>714566451
>giving a shit about gameplay when cute girls are on the screen.

>>714571073
>lifting her own asscheek
if only there was as much meat back there as there is on her chest

>>714576938
sit on my fucking face and throatfuck my cock

>>714578282
Then why are they racing

>>714578567
the inheritance system is pure RNG to encourage you to grind, its why i quit

>>714566451
it basically plays a cutscene of girls running in circles and the winner is semi randomized
no input from the player

>>714575950
>Deep Impact
never ever kek

>>714578816
>Hag horse
Imagine the crowsfeet.

>>714575950
>On Sundays, you shut the fuck up

>the virgin retire after winning 4 races
>the chad lose for 113 races

>>714566451
It's RNG pretending to be real gameplay.

>>714578740
NTA but the lore is that the spirits of the horses from our world pass into their world, giving them both the names and destinies of their irl counter-parts. This fills an Uma Musume with the 'desire' to 'run', so they're kind of pre-programmed with the wish to do it. Humanity likes watching them do it because they're inexplicable marvels and they're cute. You're not really meant to take the world building all that seriously. It's just a vehicle for fun things to happen.

>>714577057
>>714578634
Perhaps it’s a hot take, but the designs of the girls aren’t good enough to warrant sticking around when there’s literally zero gameplay outside of menu tapping.

>>714578142
many of the horses are males irl so all these cute "horse girls" in Uma Musume actually have giant horse cocks

>>714578740
Why does anyone do any sport?

BA losers are seething

>>714578851
Deep Impact isn't that old, he was born in the 2000's. Maruzenky meanwhile is from the 1970's. Tazuna (Tokino Minoru) is from the 1940's.

>>714578971
The endorphins make you feel like you're doing something worthwhile. That's not even a joke.

>>714579000
cute boy

>>714566451
you could literally replace the game with an excel sheet and some buttons, the "gameplay" is just choosing training regimes and then letting the AI horse auto race

>>714566451
Why do brown shitstains think gameplay=combat?

>>714566309 (OP)
I love Goldship

>>714578967
Kek I'll be adding this to the pasta. I can't wait to play my Switch II.

>>714576363
This is just the first scenario, anon, and it reflects the IRL horses' career
They'll add more scenarios

Horse racing is starting again next week in my area. Hope you guys visit your local tracks and place some bets. Its fun.

Someone on /v/.com explain this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

>>714577757
This is the correct size for Uma Musumes.

>>714579160
>gambling irl
Ewww

>>714579141
Wait, each girl's career changes based on the scenario you're in? I assumed it'd be the same goals, trainee events, etc. and the only thing that changes are the Green story events. Am I wrong?

>>714579254
Certified woman moment

>>714579160
I've google map'd my location and there's like no horse racing within 200 miles of my location. shit sucks man.

WAIT THE GIRLS JUST RUN?
I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOCKEYS

Umapyoi!

Silly goober

>>714579284
MANT has you making your own racing schedule. The newest scenario on JP has you designing a training island. Others have you going to France, gardening, making a mech training partner, etc.

>>714579406
they could rape him

>>714578816
>BTFOs out uma

>>714579246
they should be bigger

>>714579057
It usually is. It's pretty remarkable that cygames made a successful game that's not about killing/dominating others. The goal is to enable others to reach their full potential.

>>714573878
pfft barely it's all the same auto battle trash

Why don't Granblue and Shadowverse make as much $ yen

>Vodka goes to the Hanshin Juvenile
>9th place on the first try
>2nd place on the second try
I don't understand

>>714575683
Damn look at them girls haul ass

>>714579493
sounds good but I'll believe it when I see it.

>>714576938
These threads need more hishi akebono.

How the fuck are you supposed to get these insane stats that people refer to given in advice?

They say shit like having 600 speed 600 stamina etc. - I get like 10 points per training and my runs end after I get to around 200-300 tops because I cant get past the races. I upgraded the cards and shit.

>>714579445
Thats why its funny.
Its a track athlete sim game pretending to be a horse racing game

>>714579591
nigger what do you think funded uma in the first place? but gbf is an 11 year old web browser game now, no one wants to play that shit now

>>714566309 (OP)
Why did they make her ugly in the anime

>>714566506
>Tranny horse betting for incels.
Fixed it for you.

>>714579849
Try to fish for rainbow training by increasing their bonds to orange first.

>>714579849
you gotta spend money

>>714579474
The bottom pic just vexes me
Why would a horse ever do that? How could it even learn how to do that?

>>714578967
If your horse "waifu" has an accessory on the right side of her head, then "she" is a male horse IRL.
You're safe if your horse waifu has her accessory on the left side of her hair since they're female IRL.

>>714579728
Its not like I expect you to even see these scenarios since you didnt even finish URA before quitting (no one finishes URA in 30 minutes unless they went hard on the gacha).

>>714579523
>they should be bigger
Good news

I love my lovely wife Winning Ticket! She may be a stupid crybaby, but the moment she shouts
>umi da
I fall in love all over again

>>714579790

>>714579849
Stack 2-3 cards of the stat type you want to raise the highest in your deck and hope the RNG will constantly give you rainbow training with at least 2 of them at the same time.

Wait
Hold up
I do'nt control the hose when she's racing?

>>714580198
Of course not

>>714580036
what are you talking about

>>714580198
>He expected "gameplay"
LMAO

>>714580198
No horse racing game let you do this. Its not car racing.

>>714580220
exactly

>>714579849
Just befriend a whale who has better stats so that you can inherit the good genes off that hors

>>714579849
If you check your donkey's full stats they all get a +X% to certain stats and it usually makes a huge difference, some get a 20% buff to speed training so they get 20% more stats that also stack multiplicatively with rainbow training

I got pretty good results on the 1 time paid banner

>>714578816
why not?

>>714580198
You're the trainer so you get to see her run and then get dropkicked and raped to wind down when she wins

>>714576116
They Mejiro’s are actually treated like a huge dynastic family

>>714580481
wtf is this real

>>714566309 (OP)
>fine, i'll try this gacha game everyone is talking about
>first thing the game does is show an idol concert with the horse girls
Dropped

>>714580220
You played for 30 minutes and act like you know the entire game. You arent going to last last Aoharu Hai, let alone MANT, with that kind of zoomerbrain.

>>714580402
>then get dropkicked and raped to wind down when she wins

HELP POLICE
POLICE

>>714580565
all i did was ask about other scenarios. whats your problem?

>>714579984
Yeah but if she’s a Mare she’s been bred and passed around by other umas, ESPECIALLY Dober

First impressions are thus.
Fun game to play, fun game to watch others play, but I am NOT reading all that shit. 3 careers already takes hours.

>>714580649
You can avoid these scenarios by saying "not that anon buuuuuuuuuut...."

>>714580198
No, it's all RNG.

>>714580758
I really, really wish there was a skip read text option

>>714579591
>Granblue
LGBTQIA+ and cuckoldry, I shit you not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydd-Sz4iMjM

>>714580626
they are the police

>>714576116
Only when they share the same dam, not the sire because of how this stuff is perceived in Japan.
So you have umas that wind up as sisters like Big Head and Narita Brian, or Mejiro Ramonu and Mejiro Ardan.
“Owner lines” (I can’t remember the correct term right now) like Mejiro, Symboli, and Sakura are also starting to get linked like being on big extended family in the Mejiro case, or going to the same training school as kids in the Symboli case.

Here's a real video game instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gohuYq5Dwe8

>>714580364
owner saw how retarded turning horses into girls was and refused to give permission

Name a lower lifeform in the universe than gacha cattle

>>714578816
>>714580364
Because that horse was involved in a drugging scandal where they found banned substances in the horses blood.
The owner wants people to forget that so his stable doesn't get shit on so he wont allow that horse in Umamusume even though it was one of the best racing horses(probably because of the drugs)

>>714580817
>that fucking event where you get tied up and injected by the gay ASMR dude for fujoshi

I don't even

>>714566659
White people invented horse racing.

>>714580758
literally takes 1 hour to do 3 career dailies with full skip, and you have to do that every day
dont play uma unless you have a bunch of free time

>>714566451
Nope, it's just menu and autoplay fest, that why it got such a surge of popularity in the west on release coming from different Vtuber and streamers. You know a game have no gameplay when a drama tuber like asmongold play it on stream

>>714580897
cat posters

>>714566309 (OP)
Is this gacha slop or a real game?

>>714580364
We’ll never know for certain but it’s likely the owner won’t approve it for whatever reason of which we can only speculate.
There’s likely another owner who’s pulled approval.
Admire Vega was approved early on when the dude who owned him was alive, but no more Admires like Admire Japan have been announced since he died and control went to his daughter.

>>714580959
Might not be for me then. At least I get the appeal now.

Why does the game show me all of these lesser versions of a horse in the team racing menu after I get them to a new record rank in career

What am I supposed to use these inferior versions of them for

>>714580897
Cat posters

>>714580897
you

>>714580817
OH NO NO NO

>>714580897
lifeforms that hate cat posters

>>714581079
100% gacha slop

>>714581194
hello
explain to me this meaning
thank you

>>714581079
It's gacha slop that doesn't even try to pretend it has gameplay.

>>714580523
Unironically yes

>>714581079
It's gacha slop with an interesting game inside it.
If you actually cared you'd just go peep a streamer for 30 minutes.

>>714580817
>that character event where the yuri girl ends up watching her partner fuck another guy

>>714581041
>>714581170
>>714581172
I see the lifeform squirms underfoot

>>714581213
>>714581268
well the download apparently already finished so I guess I'll try it out anyway

>thought the tree races in a row wouldn't apply to career races
>that omnious message
please tell me there's no uma falling hidden cutscene in this game

>>714580270
what about gallop racer and g1 jockey

>>714580927
The medicine he that were giving Deep was on the allowed list of treatments for Thoroughbreds in Japan but not in France.
If that was the case the fat man has plenty of other horses that are absolutely notable enough to get into Uma like Kurofune, King Kamehameha or Apapane.

>>714581317
it downloads more shit when you launch it

https://youtu.be/0CVmRzPCaEo
Bros thats a boy (female)

>>714581202
>>714581316
It’s still cat posters

>>714581079
it's gacha slop where the appeal is seeing cute horses do cute things, but you have to roll the gacha to get the horses in the first place

>>714580863
i can't believe umas are ballin

>>714581356
>Kurofune
>King Kamehameha
never ever

>>714579959
Gold Ship is smarter than other horses. Hes got the intelligence of a 7 or 8 year old and loves attention.

>>714580270
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rx-25yqMoI
esports garbage is normalfag cancer anyways

>>714580523
no, she is way taller

>>714581382
what's the appeal of boys (female)

>>714581079
Its the only gacha on the market that isnt yet another gun/sword autobattler and your decisions actually matter in how you train your horse and the outcome of the race.

>>714581515
closeted faggots love 'em

>>714580816
There is. Its in the options menu.

>>714580897
Frog/wojakposters I have never seen anything intelligent being posted by one of those fuckers

>>714581358
I can play some tutorial shit while it downloads tho

>>714580897
people who go into a thread about a thing they don't like

Give me the re/v/iew. If you could add a MatthewMatosis inflection, I would appreciate it.

>>714581564
what a fucking normalfag ass response, embarrassing. This game is four years old already and there are several games like it. You're riding it now because you saw some white dude playing it and approving it, that's it

>>714581247
during Valentine they released Valentine variant of the character Makura, her artwork depicts her being lovey dovey with the MC, but in the Valentine story she went on a date with another man and gave him chocolate, and said she would continue to make him happy without fail, the MC is nowhere to be found in this episode.

Which uma is canonically the strongest/fastest?

>>714581751
People are riding it now because it’s in fucking English

>>714566309 (OP)
I almost got heart attack yesterday watching haru urara barely winning first place

>>714581356
Yeah but it still counted as a scandal. Just not illegal in japan so thats why hes still a big name horse stable. Its just a black mark he doesn't want to draw attention to

>>714581764
Someone their bridal hyperlimited managed to one up this lol.

>>714581818
the jp version also had an english addon WITH a pc client. Again, embarassing

>>714581751
Stay mad SEA nigger chink.
>This game is four years old already and there are several games like it
Such as? Even if there are a few copy cats, its still not the vast sea of gun/sword chink/gook game #987123098

>>714575950
>only loves you
thats such a cute name.

>>714581865
*Somehow

Watching CinGrey and they put too much distinction between regional and national races. Aren't some "national" umas based on regional ones? Like Haru was racing mostly if not only in her hometown Kochi racing truck if I remember correctly.

does the paid 1500 head start banner include mihono bourbon? im guessing no

>>714581751
/v/ is not a niche corner of the internet where you can call people normalfags and not be a hypocrite i am sorry to break it to you like this
there is also a not insignificant amount of people who wanted to get into umamusume and the english version makes it convenient for them, cinderella gray released at exactly the right time

>>714581749
Top of the morning laddies ah luv orses

>>714575950
>>714581974
It's actually Loves Only (You)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loves_Only_You

>>714581921
The only similar game that I can think of is Gakumas

>>714581921
lmao SEAnigger chink cant play a videogame unless it's approved by white jewish influencers. It's a gacha and will always be a gacha. Just because you like it doesn't make it less of a gacha and all your mental gymnastics to try to convince yourself that's it not really demeaning to play this game is fucking hilarious. Grow a backbone and admit gacha games are good

>>714581865
>>714581992
huh which one?

Gold ship experts, why does she have an anchor?

>>714582227
You haven’t named any similar games like he asked thoughbeit

>>714581804

Because she is a gold ship, duh

>>714582160
there are several of these management games in the sports section

>>714582227
Jesus, learn fucking English, dude. You contradicted yourself at least two times here and you still didnt answer my question.

>>714579057
>Why do brown shitstains think gameplay=combat?
Anon, a racing game doesn't have combat, but still has gameplay, but you are still directly controlling the racers. Uma musume is a racing game without gameplay, you just watch the race.
Also, fun fact: throwing insults does not make your shit gacha have gameplay.

>>714582031
NAR races are basically considered second class to JRA races in real life.

>>714582383
Does grip strength help her in races?

>>714582278
Bridal Fraux, which caused...this.

>>714582383
>gentildonna will never crush your head with her thighs
why live

>>714582394
This looks like a job. Do they pay you to play it?

>>714582345
football manager
nba2k career
power pro baseball

>>714581921
>Such as?
Behold, the Uma killer.

>>714582505
>>714582394
I thought the point was they had to be gacha

I can understand some random words here and there for the first time in a weeb game because I'm studying Japanese.

>>714582402
stop being ESL

>>714582447
>Uma musume is a racing game
Its a horse racing sim. Have you never played one before? None have you directly controlling the horse because that isnt how horse racing works.

Remember when weebs used to have at least some standards like 20 years ago? What happened that they're now "playing" shit like this?

>>714582587
This was a great feeling when I first started as well

>>714566309 (OP)
Gold Ship was trending on Xitter cause more people were learning about what a boss he was. He decided when he wanted to race, would win, retired early and healthy and loved to fuck mares. Like he would court them gentlemanly and fuck so many of em.

>>714582505
this will be considered real games but umamusu isnt =

>>714582563
the point was there are several management games and zoomers are retarded

huh?

>>714582278
Fraux.
The fate episodes also completely forgot the characterization in her recruitment and uncap Fates and honestly feels like some primal was supposed to be there instead and they changed it at the last minute and just changed the names, and also isn’t even internally consistent on that point.
The art also barely looks like her to the point that even nips were complaining that it doesn’t look or feel like her, and she’s got earring where a human’s ears should be despite not having them.

>>714582623
>implying
FGO and Cinderella Girls are possibly older than you

>>714582646
Except for Gentildonna for funny reasons

>>714582623
you'll understand when you're older

>>714575683

>>714582664
Don’t expose the business, son

>>714582605
You still have some control during the race, it's not just "let them loose and watch".

>>714582515
>homoshit
Why the hell are you recommending your gay BL fetish shit to people that like cute girls?
We aren't into men you retard.

>>714579907
You are just going to have to get over the fact that men like cute girls.

>>714566451
Football Manager for weebs/incels

>>714582652
because western rabbi brainwashing makes people hate asian games by default

>>714582623
>Remember when weebs used to have at least some standards like 20 years ago?
Playing classic IM@S? Yeah, what's your issue with that?

>>714582838
>you still have some control during the race
you literally don't you fucking retard. your entire influence over the race is the preparation. You can get stats, skills, styles, but that's it. Once you hit "race", it's all up to RNG. You can still lose because of a late start or getting boxxed. You can't do fucking anything, not even decide when to activate a skill or when to accelerate.

>>714582664
>Jobless neet false flagging both sides
Classic

You ever tried horse meat, /v/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkGMsiNPbTI
>can cut statues with their bare hands
wtf bros

Which streamer are you rooting for at Ludwig’s tournament?

>>714582875
If men really like cute girls then they would've went to play Blue Archive instead of this horse shit.

>>714582978
Yeah, it’s delicious

>>714582838
Confirmed you've never played a horse raising/racing sim. Thanks.
Man, the SEA nigger is out in full force in this thread lol Hope Mihoyo is paying you well.

>>714582515
You know IP-based gachas tend to EoS within 2-5 years

>>714583013
im playing both

>people comparing sportsball team management games
>to umamusume which is a fucking raising sim
i knew modern /v/ was nothing but retarded baiters desperate for (You)s but they always find new ways to impress me

>>714582971
Those horse racing games have no gameplay, then. The one I played back a long time allowed you to do some shit during the race.

>>714566451
>no gameplay
If rock paper scissor has gameplay, then yes.

>>714582838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgM5ySMr9m0

>>714582990

>>714583052
>yeah that's right, horse racing sims have no gameplay! That means it's ok that my gacha has no gameplay
lmao
good defense of your gacha garbage bro

>>714583070
It's retarded zoomers, their fried dopamines ruined their perception.

>>714583105
it has no gameplay and that's perfectly fine. Quit convincing yourself this gacha game is normalfag approved

>>714583147
This is before Gentildonna btw who is just a Dragon Ball character.

>>714582978
I actually tried picrel when it was on the verge of controversy that it had horsemeat. It's decent I'd say.

Now with the gobal release will they be including horses from other countries?
What would Secretariat and Seabiscuit be like?

>>714582394
is this fun

what does "gameplay" even mean

umamusume is the new MLP. people talk about gold ship the exact same way baronies talked about pinkie pie 10 years ago.

>>714583191
>>yeah that's right, horse racing sims have no gameplay!
They legitimately dont, but its still more gameplay than any chink/gook autobattler.
I'm not even looking for any serious gameplay on my fucking phone, only chinks care about that.

>>714583440
Pinkie Pie doesn't have massive fucking tits.

>>714583147
hot

Racing horse lorefags, what is it like being racing horse lorefags?

>>714583363
The only foreign horse they have the right to is Montjeu and only as a boss. It depends on how open mind western horse owners are and I doubt they would relent to let their horses become cute girls because some slant eyes from the country that did Pearl Harbor asked them to.

>>714582480
>>714582667
kek wtf, actual cuck game

>>714583070
You can visibly tell when we have peaceful Uma threads or when the mentally ill discords find them

>>714583363
>

>>714583440
At least they look close to humans

>>714583363
Honestly, with Hololive about to have their second team up with the LA Dodgers and Uma Musume sponsoring the Kentucky Derby, we may yet see some western horses

>>714579984
they also assign clothing to mares/stallions

>>714583413
Pick training regimens, manage stamina to avoid injury, build stats, spend skill points wisely according to horse's strengths or track conditions, watch races unfold, and ideally win. Repeat.
The main gamemode is a fast tracked Princess Maker type of game.

>>714580697
>his wife didn't get euthanized after losing a race

>>714583070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61jRRbN1_ck
it's the same gameplay

>>714583363
Probably not. The focus is still on Japanese races and horses who raced in Japan.
Even in the campaign that involves going to France to win the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe involved the mare that BTFO’d Orfevre being turned into an imaginary uma, and Montjeu despite being in the game and named since Spe’s main story chapter hasn’t appeared outside of L’arc and isn’t even listed on the game website’s listing of every other character.

>>714583363
I don't think they'll be adding horse from the 70's eras, with the exception from Maruzensky. But if it's the likes of Secretariat, Seattle Slew, and the fucking fraud Affirmed, then I wouldn't be surprised at all.

>>714583528
you sure about that?

>>714583747
this is unironically a much better comparison compared to something like football manager, yes

I can't win with daiwa scarlet and she's getting mad at me...

>>714578740
Listen if our world had dudes beeing born with fucking gorilla arms that could do some anime-kung fu bullshit, aura and all, you know that the "Gorasu-Battle League" would be so popular your average trailer park trash would have a favorite Gorila-man at the age of 5

>>714566309 (OP)
Sad Meek...

>>714583363

>actual horsefuckers thread
Disgusting

>>714583440
that's right MLP in the west because they don't give a shit about japanese horses. To them, these are just furry anime girls. They don't even bother playing the game and just pirate the anime and spout memes from it

>>714583363
>normal words

>>714566309 (OP)
FINALLY I CAN GO TO SPACE WITH MY GOLSHI LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>714583997
>The USA reps are a black and a schizo
What did the nips mean by this?

>See Biwa from a support card
>Instantly know she's going to be my favourite
>Plan to roll on her upcoming banner
>She's apparently trash tier
I'm gonna make her the best damn Biwa I can.

>>714583363
Wasn't Secretariat basically the Jordan or Pele of horses, would he just be broken?

>>714582978
It's ok, nothing special

Post THAT pic of goldship.

>>714583440
>>714583528
>>714583625
Im a horsefucker and I like this, should I draw the Applehoers and the speedlesbian horse as Uma Musume?

>start haru urara career for the claw machine chances
>end up not doing any recreation cause i got invested in training
>last chance before the arima kinen
Holy blessed girl

>>714584131
that's the spirit, anon
making your favorite uma a star is half of the appeal

>>714582664
Baggers are experiencing a mass psychotic break in their threads as they witness Uma Musume of all games break through to the mainstream effortlessly and immediately

>>714584164

>>714584097
how are you all so good at this game? i can't even finish golshi's career goals

>>714583550
I'm sure there's some nerd son of a horse breeder out there who could beg their parent to license the horse

>>714582126
Please tell me her personality is like Mayano's but with bigger tits.

You know, I don't mind the idol stuff, I really don't.
But you cannot convince me that horses like Golshi, Special Week or Oguri have passable singing voices

>>714584082
>but a horse guy
Why did that simple dumb joke broke the entire fanbase?
Even the fucking creator crashed out on X

>>714584214
1. good cards
2. good legacies
3. good luck
This isn't the type of game that's won with skill

>>714584202
Yeah those posts definitely come off as sincere and not flamewar inciting

>>714584212
this dude is not funny

>There is a horse owner that calls his horces after fictional umas like Happy Meek
That's cute

>>714582664
>>714584202
fgo killer they said
uma killer they said

>>714576938
Onara One

>>714584254
Yeah i wish the singing was more distinctive between them. And I actually like the Idol stuff

>>714584097
Wtf post stats and skills

>Golship
>Litereally retarded goofy horse
>Becomes the most popular one
What did Japan mean by this?

>>714584315
There was a horse that got named Umapyoi.
Unfortunately, Umapyoi died the day global went online, which made JP players thought it's a jinx on how global would die before arrival.
And here we are >>714584323

>>714582664
>you can comfily get everything done in 15 minutes
how is that a positive argument?

>>714584265
yeah. i feel like i'd be having more fun with this game if i wasn't on 4chan 24/7 cause i always end up comparing myself with the rest of you. i've been so rude to rice shower cause i open these threads and see people clearing the URA finals when i can't even get her past the sixth race. im the worst.

>>714582664
Blue Archive threads are posted in by the same 10 people posting the same images and webms. This screenshot is an example of pathetic samefagging fabricating a "lol funny" moment that never happened.

>>714584392
the others are simply too generic

>>714584240
No, Maya is just a bratty kid who obsesses over something she doesn’t understand or fully comprehend, and speaks in innuendos she doesn’t really get.
Loves and the other modern mares are on an entirely different level.

>>714584392
Horse-sized horsegirl

https://youtu.be/e3GKiRp333w?si=eqZqaUjIFb2t8V3o
umamusumes when?

>>714584202
>>714584323
>implying not going mainstream is bad
Cunnychads filtering the normalfags OUT is always good

>>714584294
Still funnier than Stonetoss.

Why is there no info on support card unique perks ANYWHERE? Am i really the only person on the planet that cares about this particular aspect of the game?

>>714584214
I've been grinding her for a week straight
I got good inheritances, figured out a bit better the stats needed, and the skills I got aligned perfectly
HOWEVER, in true Golshi fashion, she decided to trigger NONE of her abilities exclusively in the Ura finals and had to retry it twice. Then she got restless, decided to move to the 4th position 10 seconds into the race while use late surger strat, and do her own damn thing with a late sprint proc and nothing else to claim victory. Couldn't get any more Golshi than that

>>714584639
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports
this gives numbers to the support cards uniques

>>714580040
This isn't real

>>714584392
The irl horse is also retarded and became the most popular stud in the country

>>714584796

>>714584796
It's a drawing

>>714584709
Thanks! Are the effects are active right from the start of the game, or do some of them need to be activated somehow?

>>714584696
>she decided to trigger NONE of her abilitie
she was just copying King Halo for a fun change of pace

>>714580974
It's missing something

>>714584392
everyone loves a "moron is actually le strongest" character

>>714584853
The actual character is 180cm, this is false advertising

>Rice is the only uma that makes game freeze
>Have to restart it
This horse is seriously cursed.

>>714584807
It's ironic because in-game Gold Ship is secretly one of the smarter ones.

>>714584897
once you have the support card at the proper level to unlock the unique effect, it'll always be active, so no worries about that

>>714584240
>>714584540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SV5fUyIVDg

>>714584606
How can other girls compete?

>>714584903
giwtwm

>>714584897
Most effect are passive and activate just for being in your deck.
There are a few cards, however, that require some special action to in order to activate the unique condition, like Mejiro Ramonu's card, who increase your training efficiency by 4 for every single Speed up skill your uma learn during career (up to 4).

>>714584258
When you are an adult and you watch western cartoons there is something which makes you permanently deranged. These are the people who end up eating cereal for breakfast in their 30s-40s, and they'll become hazbin hotel and rick and morty fans.
Interestingly enough somehow this doesn't happen with animefags.

>>714582278

>>714584378
Right Handed and Non Standard Distance were bought at the end AFTER winning just to dump the leftover skillpoints
I think I got way too much stamina than required and I wanted a bit more power
I also believe that this is bait and trying to follow this will make your attempts worse, but good luck nonetheless

>>714584807
>The irl horse is also retarded
>Never had to worry about injury because he never tried hard
>did whatever he wanted fuck the world
>got a massive harem of bitches that wanted his dick(impregnation percentage 96%)
He's smarter than all the others.
Did the bare minimum and then lives an easy life of having sex and being a normal horse.

IS there even a second horse capable of doign dirt tracks? Did they put dirt in just for the one meme horse?

>>714585367
there will be more added later

>>714585346
How did this race of only female horse/human hybrids even came to be in the lore...

>>714585367
taiki shuttle, maruzensky, and oguri cap can also do dirt

>>714585367
Oguri, El, Maruzensky, and Taiki are all mostly fine on dirt out of the box, and can easily be improved to be better than Urara.

>>714582978
UMA delícia

>>714585040
>>714585206
Same as the IRL horse, he understood literally everything all the time. One race he had a slow start because he started fighting Air Shakur at the gate, and after it ended he seemed ashamed of his behaviour and shied away from the cameras. Also he KNEW it was a race and they wanted him to win, so he constantly bribed his trainer and jockey to give him what he wanted or he'd lose on purpose and not perform which really is pretty much the only reason he ever lost during his career.
He also knows when people go see him and loves putting on a show for them, doing faces and jumping around for the public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P26Opa7F5g0

>>714585165
>all of that and still only a B rank
whats a girl gotta do to get an A rank uma?

>>714585367
IIRC nothing is as dirt-oriented as Urara, but Oguri, El Condor Pasa and Maruzensky are solid options too.

some of the girls have such shitty ults man

She's so happy bros.

>>714585610
>he'd lose on purpose and not perform
I do not believe this

>>714585730
watch out, your plushie is being kidnapped!

>>714585665
I never met a girl who's beautiful AND flat irl. And I fucking wish I did.

Man, these threads move really fucking fast. You horsefuckers really have been waiting for this to come out, huh?

>>714579984
>>714583690
We also have a umamusume with accessories in both sides.
>The real life Fine Motion is a mare, but she’s also a vestigial hermaphrodite. This means that while her body is that of a mare, her chromosome composition isn’t quite so (hence “vestigial”), which makes her sterile.
https://umadacchidensetsu.com/those-ear-ornaments-also-fine-motion/

Do these niggers ever stop talking? I just want to train and race my horseslut. Shut the fuck up and let me play alread.y

>>714585780
>implying
Most didn't even know this thing existed until Asmongold streamed it.

The anoouncer commentary is annoying. Why didn't they record more ways to say the horse names. It's really fucking weird during the ending portion of the race.

>>714585780
>"new" game comes out to a new audience
>there's discussion about video games on a video game channel
Just fuck off.

is there any horse girls that got constant 2nds or 3rds but never got a single 1st?

>>714585780
a friend has been trying to get me into uma for years
only now do i finally understand why

How come people think she's secretly an uma?

>>714585958
Why?

>>714585879
I don't pay attention to ecelebs so i didnt know that happened. I assumed most posters here are f/a/gs who have been keeping up with the anime and waiting for the day it went global

>>714585780
i think mlp is gay

>>714585947
Nice Nature constantly got 3rd place

https://x.com/LudwigAhgren/status/1941318101339185304

ludwig tournament on tuesday, this is goated no cap

>>714586028
That’s me, watched season 1 as it aired and I’ve been a horse fucker ever since

>>714586074
>tournament in a game where you can swipe your amex and become unbeatable

how p2w/predatory is this? I never followed the game, just the show

>>714586074
Someone needs to smoke him with haru urara

Any of you retards want to host some hors race? We're only using Bakushins though

>>714586012
it's fun and comfy
i legitimately get invested in the umas little character arcs, and also the races
didn't think i'd ever be leaning forward in my seat at a last stretch turnaround but i finally understand how middle aged japanese men feel

>>714579227

>>714586175
>p2w/predatory
very, but the one upside is that trainees and cards never leave the rotation

>>714585993
>secretly

>>714585743
It's true, if you watch his races you'll see he doesn't even run most of the race and just trots behind the rest of the horses and sometimes wouldn't even begin walloping despite his jockey doing everything he could to get him moving. There's some in depth videos that talk about his whole career but most are in japanese, I could only find this one in english so give it a watch if you can stand the robotic voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbvZjzP1fwQ

Does God hate me, now that I've yanked my dick to horse girls?

>>714586074
I didn’t even know you could race non randoms

>>714586137
Same here, I don't give a shit about some random ecelebs. I've been watching since Season 1 and been hooked ever since.

>>714586275
no, but the yakuza do

>>714584254
>But you cannot convince me that horses like Golshi, Special Week or Oguri have passable singing voices
>>714584352
Here, I can convince you anon. In Uma Musume 6th EVENT The New Frontier - Spring DAY2 this was even more great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrkVe5ftcSw
https://nyaa.si/view/1980589

what song do you play during the final race?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bFnI8KbVdM&ab_channel=Nelly-Topic

>states every single time she will win
>wins
>everyone is shocked by this

>>714585743
It smells of bullshit, but then you find out shit like what he did in France
https://youtu.be/CJJ9F4637aU?feature=shared&t=618
And it's easy for people to want to believe that he was doing it on purpose

>>714586175
4+ months of saving to get a guarantee, Global has decreased daily income, 1,5x faster banners.
So quite a bit.

>>714586175
As with any other gacha, as much as peer pressure and your internal need to perform drives you.

>>714586074
If people want a reason to hate white people, this dipshit is a good one.

>>714566309 (OP)
are you supposed to have severe autism in order to enjoy this game?

>>714586235
Maybe her dressed needed more guts

>>714586430
yeah

>>714585947
Nice Nature has eternal 3rd place

>>714586185

Why would you be a fan of this series when there's barely any sex art of the girls? Who plays a waifu game that bans that stuff from being made?

I thought this game was gonna be stupid, but I've been doing nothing but train horses in my free time for the past 3 days. I kneel

>>714585993
>secretly
iirc she can outrun a fucking horse

>>714585000
Still in game so good enough.
Plus she's even fucking bigger 24/7 in that chibi anime spinoff (umayuru)

>>714585993
Because she can consistently keep up with umas dashing at full speed.

>>714586621
>barely any sex art of the girls
>? + - umamusume 11433

>>714585947
There's a whole team of silver/bronze collectors.

>>714586621
because i don't care about getting the approval of secondaries
4 years old game btw

>>714584796

>>714586621
Gacha sex games are dime a dozen. If I wanted to masturbate I could just go to danbooru, pick any gacha and start fapping. Here I am just rooting for my horse daughters and training them to be the damn best

I'm probably going to get bored in a month or so but I'll cherish the time I spent with my horse grills

>>714586756
>big 3 era
Good times

>>714586621
It would come as a surprise to you but people CAN enjoy things without caring about whether it has porn or not.

>>714585468
They're not treated like a human/animal hybrid in the in-game lore. they're pretty much written like they're elves, a different species from humans, but compatible breeding wise, also they seem to age slower than humans too.

>>714585000
>180cm woman in Japan
Giantess from their point of view

>>714585040
It’s actually believed IRL Gold Ship was much smarter than the average horse, he was just also batshit insane.

>>714585367
>Did they put dirt in just for the one meme horse?
No. They put because our umadol is coming next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo

>>714586621
Because my Kansaiwife is fucking CUTE

>>714586924
>but compatible breeding wise

>>714586970
I want umayaki

>>714586074
this fucker spent every waking hour shitting on gacha style games and now he is somehow hooked to this crap

>>714586235
god I wish she sat on my face

https://youtu.be/5VJRB9aTFv8

>>714567691
>Jazz Jack hoping on popularity trends
I don't like these kinds of artists but that's probably why I get no money. I'm happy for them

I need you, Marvelous Sunday.

>>714587150
>hoping
He already did art for JP for years. In this particular case, he's one of the few artist I won't call a bandwagoner.

>>714587010
There are no male umas, so how do you suppose they're supposed to breed?
An the anime already confirmed it by showing an uma musume with a human father.

>>714587150
>Guy who draws fanart for most gacha games and also for several vtubers
>Also does it for the horse gacha
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

>>714587150
was priconne ever popular

>>714585000
She needs a normie version for the gameplay because if they kept the joke running every race with her would look like this

>>714587287
I'm aware but he came back to doing it for global more eyes
>>714587340
I like to think it was for a bit.

>>714580897
Anons effected by Toxoplasma gondii. Anon please take some ivermectin.

>>714587461
bro he has consistently drawn a considerable amount of uma every single year up to and past when global was even announced

probably better off asking in /jp/ but you drunks might also know. i went into a japanese market and took a pic of their drink section, any of these good? i've had sapporo and asahi before and theyre okay, can't find strong zero anywhere

>>714583365
incredibly.

>>714579907
If it was for trannies, it wouldn't have cute anime girls, you anime-allergic westoid.

My luck is so weird in getting sparks. My 2* sparks are all bunch of failures who jobbed in the semis while my champions always got a 1* in guts or wits.

umas don't brap like actual horses right
>captcha: SKARY

>>714587902
MAAAAAAHVELOUS

>>714585879
Yuck, get the fuck out of here roachfucker

>>714566309 (OP)
>I missed the thread because you didn't put uma or horse in the OP
Thanks asshole. I'll send a Haru to the Arima Kinen for this.

>>714580760
to avoid the scenario of anon assuming a bunch of random shit about me? if he wants to be wrong, thats his problem.

>>714586924
>also they seem to age slower than humans too.
More like time just doesn’t flow in Tracen Gakuen at all, so stop thinking too hard about it.

what the fuck is this thread? it's like reading heiroglyphics. is this some horse porn game?

>>714588317
>is this some horse porn game?
It's the reverse of a horse porn game. The yakuza kill you if you make porn of it.

>>714583625
>at least they are soulless normalnigger goycattleslop

>>714588317
Gacha about training anime girls based off of IRL race horses
Notable for its high budget and taking years to release after a full anime season was made to advertise it

>>714588467
>gacha
i still dont even know what this means. does it just mean "lootboxes"? ive never played any of that gay shit.

>>714588317
a sports manager with girls based on race horses. Come on dude it's not 2007 anymore, you can't be going "wow this Japanese anime stuff is weird am i right"

>>714588554
>you can't be going "wow this Japanese anime stuff is weird am i right"
i absolutely can and i absolutely will. you all sound demented as fuck talking about "hosegirls" and posting photos of children with horse ears in various states of undress.

anime is gay and for paedos and has always been gay and for paedos (akira is the only exception). i will treat it the way it deserves to be treated even if im the last man alive to do so.

>>714588752
Why are you in fucking 4CHAN then you stupid ass mongoloid

>>714585367
bro jp dirt scene was not that good
until now that is

>>714588752
cringe and trying too hard. Anime is extremely popular with normalfags today so I don't know who you're acting this way for

>>714588410
Is he supposed to be Burbon's dad she talks about in game's story?

>>714585827
>making her take a bunch of fertility pills to personally breed her

>>714588752
>even if im the last man alive to do so
>after having that certified woman moment
Don't think so

Wolf

>>714588752
captcha:JAHMK

>>714588456
this post encapsulates /v/'s userbase perfectly. a bunch of meaningless words smooshed together, entering a thread about a game he doesn't play just to complain.

>>714588924
No, he's the stand in for Bourbon's trainer in the anime.
But at night, we know him as Kazuma Kiryu, slayer of porn artists.

>>714588840
i go where i please. it's easier to bully anime nonces if you go where the anime nonces are.

>>714588868
exactly. YOU are the normalfag now, not me. there is no "acting" here. anime is gay as fuck and you're gay as fuck for liking it. and so is every normalfag out there wanking over jingustu kaisen and little witch school or whatever the fuck.

>>714588968
>actually it's manly to watch little girl cartoons
you're no different than the mlp nonces

>>714588997
seethe on, anime nonce

>still hitting new peaks every day
damn

Why are some people so adamant of appearing like a chad in 4chan of all places

>>714589138
it's just bait

>>714589093
hows personaX doing? i uninstalled it last night

>>714589138
I don't know, but they always and I mean ALWAYS come across as cock hungry faggots mad that we don't get off to men when they do.

>>714589138
you're the one declaring me a chad (thus making you the virgin), not me. i simply am what i am. and that's a man.

>>714589169
people thinking you're a creep for masturbating to children with horse ears isn't "bait". if you told someone at work that you're deep into breeding little horsegirls, they'd get you fired.

>>714575912

>>714589172
NTA but the only thing I've seen online about p5x is that fucking subway menace guy outside of that it's nothing

>>714575950
Id assumed Special Week was an OC not an actual cash printer

RELEASE IN BELGIUM PLEASE

>>714589228
>how to be a straight man? that's easy. watch little girl's cartoons about ponies
that's you right now. consider the rope.

>>714585367
Japan only start to actually organize it into way more competitive format in 2024 and the horses who compete in dirt aren't as famous as turf horses.

Finally got Long URA Trophy with how much it eluded me. Long seems to be the most rare race type in the game.

>>714589298
All the actual characters are based on real horses. Except for one called Happy Meek which I think was original but some named their horse after her

>>714585367
Very few
Youre gonna cope with maru, taiki, oguri and gold city for a long while

Wow it actually gained more players today despite the lukewarm launch.

>>714566309 (OP)
how the fuck do you even win at this game. Ill have better stats then all the other horses and still lose the final.

>>714589387
I keep trying to get the Long URA Trophy with Goldship but I keep failing. It's the only URA I trophy I haven't got

>>714589594
Yeah I expected it to fall off after 1 week desu

Now I understand why the horses can't be lewded.
They're still alive and kicking.

>>714589734
it will be dead by august.

>>714589745
well, not all of them. tamamo has been dead for over 20 years. i think the lewding is forbidden because these horses are genuine superstars

>>714589414
All of the ones who are playable are based on real horses, yeah.
Ones who appear only as scenario NPCs are originals, at least 3 of which had real horses named after them.

For my next goal, I'm thinking of taking Special Week to the long finals. Wish me luck.

>>714589745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljIQo1OHkTI&list=RDljIQo1OHkTI

>>714589745
That won't stop me from beating (off to) a dead horse.

>>714589745
It's that, the fact that some of them have passed away and are highly respected, and also they are only allowed to exist with owner permission. So if they feel like the horse's real image is being tainted they can pull the rights

>loses the Oka Sho because she decides to get a late start and then rush all her stamina away

>>714587340
The anime was a cuter (no fanservice or raunvhy humor) Konozuba

>>714589809
yeah maybe, unless they give more free rolls, I really need more umas I only have 10 rn

>>714589993
>turf

>>714590116
My Urara has B turf

>>714589341
I have psychic powers. This is a chinese gacha shill.

>>714589624
just don't get boxed in bro just activate your skills it's easy just don't get a late start

I really wish this wasn't some spastic gacha anime faggot shit because I love the idea of a good horse racing management sim.

>>714589624
How much are you screaming their name and showing you have faith in them?
That also makes a difference.

>>714589895
I wish anime was real.

>>714590215
>I have psychic powers
>the person saying that anime is some gay homo nonce shit for little girls is actually a shill for chinese gay homo shit for little girls
you people's brains are absolutely FUCKED. imagine telling your dad you play this game.

>>714585827
Wait, you're telling me...canon horse cock futanari?

>>714586359
Best girl who runs her heart out her way. People are not ready for her

>>714589046
wow, you sound like a giga faggot.

isn't it weird that a lot of these horses were male but get turned into cute girls for this game?

>>714589046
>nonce
Who invited the bluesky tranny?

>>714590470
>t. obsessed with cartoons for little girls about ponies and singing and dancing

>>714590562
No. Trainers want cute horse girls to marry and breed, not ugly horse dudes.

>>714590562
what, you'd rather have male characters in your game? are you gay?

>>714590563
nonce has been a word for decades, you spastic fucking nonce

>>714590562
it's better this way else you get lame fujo male designs and I can't stand those

>>714590562
nothing weird about things being turned into anime girls, plenty of shit are like that nowadays

THE UMA LINE MUST CONTINUE TO GO UP

>>714590562
it's almost like it was designed to attract paedophiles or something

>>714590562
Can you imagine the shitposting if there were male horses
>"Oh these males are HUGE gigachad athletes that breed a lot, have a literal horse cock, and have a lot of descendants and basically you, mere human, are fucking stupid, and cannot even compete"
>"Please roll"

>>714590562
You know why, anime girls sell. Refer to googling Nero.

>>714590563
It seems even worse than that, it sounds British.

>>714590562
Who would be the ugly bastard of the uma musumen if the male horses were men?

>>714576363
Every girl has a different campaign though. Different goals, different races and of course, different story and events (outside of the URA parts). No idea how it'll be in the future but it actually gets pretty addicting once you figure out what the fuck are you doing and get your uma to win the URA finals for the first time

>>714590569
t. obsessed faggot that try to ruin threads because he's a loser

>>714590562
its a game, not reality, anon

>>714590790
>t. obsessed with cartoons for little girls about ponies and singing and dancing
You feel the shame when you read those words too. That's why it angers you. You understand what it means. You know yourself that you'd never admit to playing this shit to someone you want to respect you, like your father.

>>714590790
well I fucked it up. lol

>>714590890
white people problems

What am I supposed to do with monies besides leveling support cards up? Everything else I found in the game requires statues or other types of currencies.

>>714590753
hahhaaa you're still here? go back to bluesky, tranny

>>714590562
no one would play a game with horse boys

>>714590964
raising trainee potential

>>714590562
Well, irl males horse looks indistinguishable to female horse based on our human eyes. Umamusume aren't human but horse with a humanlike shape, so it's very likely all horse looks like a girl in Uma Musume regardless of gender.

>>714581470
>smarter
Also heavily autistic

>>714590964
rent other people's umas for breeding

>>714590985
>you're a tranny!"!!
>goes back to watching little girl cartoons about little girls with horse ears that he wants to fuck (the horses were males turned into females)
imagine your life

>>714590958
>he isnt white
that explains it at least lmao

>>714590890
Sounds like a you problem. My father doesn't really care.

>>714588456
well, atleast you live in a slum in manila

>>714590709
The beating (of dead horses) will continue until revenue improves!

>>714591093
You have never admitted to your father that you watch cartoons for little girls, about little girls that you want to have sex with. And the reason you havent, is because you understand the innate shame of it all.

>>714590709
>>714589594
it’s because NL, asmongold, and ludwig are all shilling for it

>>714591084
whites don't make good videogames is why

>>714590562
Did you not learn a single thing from Fate/Stay?

>>714590770
>it sounds British
oh no. Bongs are here. Now who's going to not report children being violently raped by muslims?

Next race in 1 turn.

>>714591260
>t. playing a "game" where the objective is to breed little girls

>>714591303
Give the horse some fucking carrots!

>>714591337
you're saying that like its a bad thing

>>714591337
wtf I love japan now

>>714591437
i'm saying it to get you to admit you're a nonce, which you just did, so that's good.

>>714591213
No, because he doesn't care. Although he did ask if Seabiscuit is in it.

>>714589624
It's all about those skills baby.

It’s crazy how after the massive success of genshin, HSR, and love in deep space people still think have male characters would make the game less popular.

>>714591337
I'd actually play the game if this were true. Also if it wasn't gacha shit. I know I'm not responsible enough to not start spending my money for as much shit as I can get.

>>714591337
it's not real

>>714591526
Imagine being british.

>>714591572
Just because they are gachas doesn't mean they have the same audience.

>>714591625
you want to rape children. you're diseased beyond even a disgusting br*t.

>>714591601
you wish it was, because you're a child rapist.

>>714591337
Breed the little girls with... other little girls?

>>714591572
i dunno what HSR or love in deep space are, but the reason i don't play genshin is because it has male characters

>>714591687
cry about it you nonce

>>714591728
>accidentally admitting you're a nonce
amazing

>>714591687
These kind of post makes me think you're an actual nonce.

>>714591572
They chose to specialize their product. Much like that female oriented gacha that's doing good numbers. Deal with it.

what does nonce mean

>>714591674
you really don’t think women would want to watch horse boys racing just as much as men want to watch horse girls racing?

>>714591601
Anon you made a mistake and posted an outdated AoC chart. I fixed it for you.

>>714591761
>>714591804
>wont even deny he desires raping children
>follows it up with n-no u
nonces always panic when they get caught like this lmao

>>714591824
paedophile

>>714591572
Different games attract different playerbases. All those games where you are the only male and all the girls love you unconditionally attract a different kind of userbase than games with males and normal interactions between characters from opposite sexes, like how BA had a melty for the Mahjong collab, where you NTRd yourself with yourself from another game, or how GFL had a melty because one of the girls had a male friend, which was literal NTR

No one knows what Umamusume with males would have looked like since from the beginning it didn't attract that kind of fanbase.

>>714591828
>thinking about what women want
Not gonna make it.