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How did she become the most popular umamusume in the West?

>>717081540 (OP)
>3 minutes no reply
I think it's time we move to /vg/

>>717081660
>he crossposts from /vg/
lol
lmao even

>>717081540 (OP)
>xer immediatly makes another thread about xer favorite new gacha
killing you will be a mercy

>>717081540 (OP)
UMA!?

what des Sunday Silence see in her

>>717082720
It's a Cultural Phenomena

I like this one, she is cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyaD_y6xu1c

>>717083056
>haru urara mentioned

>>717083056
>anime adjacent things are normalfag approved now

>>717083165
cute nerd

>>717082723
Uma!

it's over

Hopeful Steaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la4WqlXEMqw

UMA DELICIA

>>717081540 (OP)
But that's not redditship

>>717083452
>it's reddit to have a horse girl be accurate to her irl counterpart in terms of behavior and design
what

well, have you made your "debuffer Nice Nature" yet, /v/? its an entirely organic concept originating on youtube!

>>717083056
>>717083332
anime conquered asia and gooks and chinks are slave to japs now
the west is next

>>717081540 (OP)
Alright what do I need to do to win the Derby with her so she stops crying all the time?

>>717083056
for me it's the gigantic mobile buttons still being on the screen

>>717083165
mcqeen DESTROYED this

>>717083773
>he thinks the tears will stop once she wins
Speed, power, wit and a gold recovery skill gets me a win every time with her.

this game needs NTR

>>717083168
cute loser grandma

Only Umachads are brave enough to admit they all love NTR

umapyoi

>>717081540 (OP)
She was the standout character in the movie.

>>717083906
>>717084093
d-does she ntr you

>>717084236
she narita tops (you)

>>717084236
Bro she IS NTR.

>>717084236
only if you're aiming for a triple crown

>horse game
>barely any girls with PONYtails

>>717083878
>Speed, power, wit
So, like, keep them roughly equal?

>>717081540 (OP)
I want permission to marry your daughter ma'am!!!! AND YOU!!!

>>717084679
more speed and power, but since she's a late surger she needs good wit in order to maneuver.

>>717081540 (OP)
she fast

>>717084185
>>717083906
>Tendies already starting their shitposting

>>717083168
I wanna pet this horse

>>717084678
is this real!?

Accidentally hit End Career instead of rewind time when my girl came in second at the Arima Kinen...

>>717084236
Consider the following chart

>>717084882
>came in second at the Arima Kinen
Should have ended right there anyways, unless it was Urara

What's the most efficient way to farm sparks? I haven't gotten a single 3* yet

>>717084908
IN ENGLISH DOC

>>717085034
600/600/600 for speed, power, and stam

>Vodka
Mogged

Eclipse first. the rest, nowhere

Guys I don't know who to ticket(non-gameplay reasons)

Fat American tits or cool fatty that eats too much.

Ok obviously more stat = higher chance of getting 3* spark but what about Turf/Long? How do you get 3* in those?

>>717085231
Depends what you need, my wife if you need a sprinter, and if you need a good overall go for fat. Both are decent on dirt as well.

I can't believe the Kitasan banner is already over

Imagine unironically playing this and shilling it daily on /v/

>>717085251
My understanding is if they have affinity for it then there is better spark odds.

YAY I'M WINNAH!!!

>>717085289
What's the next shilled card?

>named BAKUSHIN at birth
>just happens to become a champion sprint runner
what did God mean by this

>>717084747
Aight, lets hope 400ish in bot hand 200ish in stamina and wit will be enough

>>717085231
I used my ticket on Taiki Shuttle because I have a weakness for cowgirls, but she's honestly one of the better starting 3* characters. I have no regrets.

Man she really has nothing there huh
This is good in it's own way

>>717085585
Good luck anon

>Get Symboli Rudolf on SSR random ticket
>Finally get my first SSR on a banner
>It's another Symboli Rudolf
I'm not mad, but damn I wished that was another SSR.

>>717085231
>Guys I don't know who to ticket(non-gameplay reasons
Suzuka

she has a somewhat dominant personality mixed with a somewhat tragic backstory, this shit is catnip to people on twitter

>>717085662
Get reverse scouted trainer-san

>>717085662
I also random pulled a dupe Rudolf and I am mad,

Flat horses should be euthanized.

you just know

>>717085662
this but with taiki
I just opera

Complete flat uma domination

>>717085675
to whom are you referring

>>717085172
Forget Secretariat, if they ever add a racing legend, I wanna see Eclipse.

What the fuck is wrong with her?

>>717085925
Eclipse should be the previous director of the academy

The anime made me like Twin Turbo

I beat the game!

>>717085925
>>717086000
Nah Eclipse should be some grandma who joined up because it sounds like a fun way to spend the retirement

>>717085968
Heh. Easy.
"Both." This way, I get both.

>>717085104
great design, I love the way they- ANON!?

>>717085893
I'd assume the OP question

>>717086016
why does she dress like a five year old

I hate Agnes Tachyon so much it's unreal

anyone saving up for bride mayano later this month? my f2p ass got lucky getting karen on a single 10 pull

>>717083250
which uma would be most likely to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ccoZhuNlls

I just want Tachyons race outfit....I never get any dupes....

Captain, permission to whine and complain?

>>717086000
>>717086074
Uma Musume prequel that takes place in the 19th century. Cygames please hire me.

>>717086169
She might as well be

>>717086169
It's a reference to Hello Kitty

>>717083056
The vid is real btw
https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/25/entertainment/video/hollywood-entertainment-video-games-japan-umamusume-pretty-derby

>>717085968
Easily bored, but also easily entertained.
I think it's funny that if you pick the latter option she throws her own phone into the sky as part of the punchline, but realises she has to chase after it

>>717083637
>Anime comes to the mainstream west
>The west is now banning anime and censoring everything
Lol
lmao

>>717086354
>Get a support card event that grants mood up
>Immediately get a mood down event right after
What the FUCK is her problem?

>>717081540 (OP)
test

>>717086707
icles

Umapyoi Densetsu is so kino, specially with Oguri at center

how long until aoharu? filled my pvp team now with As and B+s

kitasan no!

What the fuck are the odds that almost all of them are 1*?

>>717086583
City life scary.

>>717081540 (OP)
I'd be quite entertained to see pics of the brown gluttonous landmasses who "play" this exact brand of slop and post about it on /v/

Cry harder

>>717086957
>Brown
It's ironically a white man's game though.

>>717083773
>>717083878
I love tickezo.

>>717086994
>doesn't deny being a gluttonous landmass
Put the fork down, Juan

>>717086980
Middle schoolers don't look like this.

>>717087043
she's the best!

>>717084034
The energy she brings to the races and fans is all that matters!

>>717087110
>>717087043
She's ugly as shit. The only value she has is her huge tits.

>>717086987
Yes I want to take your measurements Oguri

>>717087152
No u.

>>717086815
That's the OC they made specifically to job to Suzuka

>>717087043
Had to grow on me but did
It helps as a sportsfag that I found out the original horse was named after Nolan Ryan. Same with Mejiro Palmer and Arnold Palmer.

>>717084034
you're never a loser if you try your best

>>717086957
I'm 5'11 and 178 pounds + white. Yep. I'll admit it. I'm the most mid-tier human you ever met, but I take great pride in not being a huge tub of lard and ass. This is the part where you apologize to me.
Thanks.

>>717083413
>Speed spark trap

>>717087152
come here you little shit.

>>717087079
>Middle schoolers
Aren't they like X years old during their racing career? Like 4 or 5 years old?

>>717086815
I like visor chan

>>717086957
It's quite literally becoming a cultural phenomenon here in the west

>>717087079
That's a shame.

>>717087292
no

What rank club are you guys in? I stumbled into a rando B+ one and they're alright (trade shoes, chat sometimes) but some of the players haven't logged in for a couple of days now, I'm considering leaving to join a /v/ or /vg/ one but I'm not sure if I should. I got my 1,200 carrot payout already so now's probably the best opportunity to get out.

>>717087292
Most start their career at 2 years-old.

How many extra long races with Golshi do I need for her to get the Long URA?

finally got a 3 star speed spark, making a 7 star suzuka. now onto to making a 9 star

>>717087079
This is my favorite middle schooler

>>717087445
this was before the game had a global release thoughbeit

>>717087079
you sure?

>>717087630
Well, there are always exceptions...

Is your King Jobber ready to lose in 30 minutes?

>>717087806
I'm kinda mad she's coming out a month after Manhattan. I'll only have enough to spark one of them.

>>717087569
ugly

melons

>>717087569
Pretty

urara holding an urara holding an urara

>>717087481
>1,200
I shouldn't have left my club, fuck

>>717081540 (OP)
So is she white and christian?

>>717087881
What's this event?

Goo-goo babies.

I'm halfway through Gold Shits career and I still haven't gotten the Swinging Maestro event WTFFFFFFF

>>717087851
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es9NMisfm2M
what is this

>>717088138
if you haven't got it by 3rd year, bricked run

>>717088003
does the claw machine even do anything in particular, like does it matter what plushies you pull up or can you see them anywhere after finishing it?

>>717088095
>is a villain
>looks like a villain
makes sense

>>717088226
that would have gone over the legally mandated gacha game soul limit so unfortunately no

>>717081540 (OP)
>spamming
I sure wish mods would do their job

>>717084902
if it's the King's word against 3 saying otherwise, I will always trust the King

>>717088221
NOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS DOING SO WELL

>>717086957
While every gacha has it's version of SEAfags. This game is far more appealing to nonSEAfags as well, because it doesn't rely on sex appeal or esoteric bullshit

Being an End Closer in the long category is peak comedy. This will never not be funny. Watching all the pacers and late surgers boxing in a gang of nice natures who are just taking turns debuffing each other while leads are blowing their loads early like the NTR enjoyers they are. Meanwhile End Chads are just big chilling in the back totally unaffected by the chaos taking place. Then it happens. Anchor's Aweigh pops off and suddenly everyone realizes they are about to get robbed by the best horse in the game, GoldShip. If this isn't the purpose of life. I don't want to know what is.

>>717082932
mejiro mcqueen

>>717088226
It makes Goldshi do a funny face when one of the dolls drops another doll it's holdin onto, other than that, I don't think so

>>717081540 (OP)
>How did she become the most popular umamusume in the West?
She was already the most popular Uma in JP if you look at fanart numbers, so the question isn't "why in the west" but "why is she popular period"
and the answer is she's a hot mad scientist with gap moe of being a surprisingly doting mother to Daiwa Scarlet, a main role in the movie that even got a theatrical release, and general mad scientist shenanigans while also being quite explicitly for (you)

>>717088219
Says "Gyaru walk with daichi rubi

>>717088397
Pretty Musume

>>717088563
yeah but I'm asking on a deeper level

>>717088473
based if - and only if - youre a witmaxxer

I need her NOW

Why does everyone dislike her?

Umas are stronger and don't need humans, yet they obey them anyway.

It's built into them to please.

>>717088668
Tomboys are not popular here

What strat is Rudolf's skill good for? I don't quite get it by just reading it

>>717088695
What are you on about, tomboys are extremely popular on /v/
Maybe the problem is that she's not a tomboy but a trashy girl?
I like trashy girls

>>717088668
i only dislike her support card

>>717088668
We're not women.

>>717088668
she looks like she could beat me up
I like her though, her song is cool

Is Tamamo Cross eye level to your dick anons?

>>717081540 (OP)
In't gold ship the most popular?
I don't play the game but she's everywhere

>>717088758
It's more likely to kick in if you're late or end. Also for some reason it can activate even after you're in the front and you've left everyone in the dust which is really odd.

>>717088758
You need to pass 3 runners during late race and then it activates, 100% of the time.

Now think
>where is more likely to overtake 3 runners ahead of me? Is it Front Runner or perhaps...late surger?
Think nigga think

>>717088758
I think Late Surger suits it the most since Pace Chaser can put her in odd spots where it doesn't proc.

>>717088668
I like her

>>717088773
Not in v but in uma in general, she just looks like a boy in an idol game i guess

>>717088903
bizzare take. why do you think being heavily featured in official marketing material is the same as being popular?

>>717088758
no idea why the game defaults her as pace chaser with her skill like that. just slap rice's and oguri's skills on top of that as late surger and watch her win everything.

>>717088758
Snowballing down the stretch. It gives about a 45% (25% when inherited) boost to speed after passing 3 other racers which is already built into pace chasers and late runners anyways. Basically if you're playing Rudolf and it activates, you just win if you're in 4th or 5th before passing those 3. You can do some crazy builds when inheriting it, too like loading it with Triumphant Pulse to just give you an extra 50% speed for free.

There is a lot less porn of these horses than I expected

Can gay nigga like me enjoy this game

>>717088758
It's worded a bit weirdly (you might think it's saying to pass the same runner three times if you're dumb like me) but all you need her to do it pass three runners at any point late-race and it'll kick in at the final strech.

>>717089007
>she just looks like a boy
She does not!

>>717089121
Sure, just think of them as the daughters you will never have.

Holy shit bros
Curren is REALLY cute!

>>717089070
So is Rudolf really the designated big jobber of the cast who looks and acts big but is only there for the new generation to clown on her?

>7k carats
What am I supposed to hoarding for this time?

>>717087481
Apparently the /v/ ones suck

gameplay of this shit "game"?

>>717088226
Nah but you get better bonuses if you get a big win

>>717089121
If you are into the sports manager / personal trainer type of stories then sure, ultimately you are trying to help athletes achieve their dreams (and they just happen to be cute girls relying on you)

>>717089258
watching you seethe

>>717089018
goldship is easily one of the most popular umas though? Even just looking at this one thread she's got a lot of fans. If you want a horse that gets all the marketing but that nobody actually likes, that'd be special week or (funnily enough, considering her SSR card) kitasan black

>>717087481
i joined a rando "laid back" one and we got B.
Good enough. There's been some turnover since the gibs and shoes are moving a bit better
I could move to a sweaty one but this one's been chill so idk

So how often are the legend races going by JP? Are they often enough that it is feasible to grind to unlock 3*?

>>717081540 (OP)
shes a big uma

>>717089215
what do you mean? she already won her races, whatever happens afterwards has no bearing towards her abilities

>>717089112
This is the most wholesome game I've ever played and the only game where I actively avoid the lewds. First time for everything it seems. I dont want to see them naked. I want them to make me proud. What a strange feel.

>>717089258
Monster Rancher

>>717087481
oy neigh bros where are my carats

>>717089391
I remember seeing a screenshot where legend race becomes a daily thing, so technically yes

>>717089391
Eventually the old legend races become dailies so you'll be able to grind it out down the road

>>717089453
hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. the 30+ gamer thread is two blocks down.

>>717089391
They only do legend races once (no rerun), but old ones eventually become a daily thing where you can get one piece per day and eventually grind for old umas you don't have.

>>717089391
apparently they become a staple thing later on, but with much less rewards. So in theory yes, it'd just take allot of time

>>717089431
for you

>>717089501
>mood remains great
You tried.

>>717085925
Weren't they directly related?
Same goes for Seabiscuit and Man o War, seems like a lot of inbreeding in horse racing, since even the Japanese horses in Uma are related to the American horses.

My best run so far with Special Chud

>>717089710
grats

I was having an amazing run with Gold Ship shredding everything and she just shat the bed in the URA semis

>>717089710
would be better without those debuffs skills and more green skills

IT'S A NEW DAY
THE END IS NEIGH

>Build an uma I thought decent enough for this month's CM.
>Can't win at all when I test it in public room match.
So this is the consequence when you only have 1LB Kitasan and no Creek... Good to know you all bros, I can't make it.

>>717089841
Cygames' chibis are so sovlful

>>717089883
you are free and they are chained. roll for the cutest girls and open your eyes.

BAKUSHIN IS HERE

>>717089258
I would happily share but an entire race from start to finish including the intros is just shy of 4 minutes.

>>717089883
Just go to group B. You don't have to compete with tryhards and whales.

>>717089883
my CM ace is A+ (no wit cheese) off 2LB Kita, borrowed Creek. 2LB doesn't have the big priority either so it CAN be done, but more RNG obv
Can't bring it to room races with anons without looking like an asshole
She's always no.1 fave vs A1 rated opponents. Gets beaten by my other 2 half the time anyway so I'll just run with the 3 and see how it goes
Build flexibility will open up once we can uncap though. I'm usually running 4spe due to only being 2LB so far. Will be nice to drop it to 3 spe without the stat suffering

MY KING HALO FUCKING SUCKS SHE WASN'T ABLE TO BEAT BAKUSHIN EVEN ONCE

Whats the lore behind the Umas breeding sith humans?
How often do they just end up fucking their trainers?
I know in the anime it was shown that some of the girls have regular human dads who were trainers, so it makes sense that Uma/trainers relationships are rather common or at least not frown up, right?
Like there is no male Uma, so they come from somewhere, even if their souls are isekai'd from our world.
Pretty fascinating world building actually, even in little things like road lanes, kind of wish it was explored a bit more in an anime OVA seen from a regular human perspective,
Like the Umas can't be that common, right? Otherwise like how could regular human chicks compete?

>>717089215
No, Rudolf retired an undefeated triple crown champion. She was so dominant that there was even a saying "there's no absolutes in horse racing, except the emperor", remember that this sport is ultimately fucking gambling. For somebody to be as consistent as Rudolf was a huge anomaly.
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000140567/
She even took first place in her retirement match which was the fucking Arima Kinen.

bakushin is my only sprinter.....

>>717090025
Of course I'm now stockpiling for my wife Tamamo Chud and my other wife Opera New Year. Their banners are near so I need to be frugal.
Though I just want to test how far can I go in CM, I thought it's enough to have max speed and enough stamina, but somehow people just have the perfect combinations like having all the green skills needed with S in Medium.

Sakura Crapushit O
BTFO

Sakura Bakuwho?

SHE DID IT

>>717090292
Normal women can give birth to powerful Umas. It's not genetic at all. The world functions with isekai logic where horses in our world reincarnate as Umas.

>>717090385
>>717090387
Plz share mine just got shredded 3 times in a row

>>717088903
she is. she's also the mascot of the uma musume youtube channel
https://youtube.com/@umamusume_official?si=kChGI9oH4MlqdRUJ

Yet the same Bourbon jobbed vs Halo

I LOVE MY AMERICAN WIFE!

>>717090438
carried hard by the skills

>>717090292
human+uma=human sons and uma daughters
human+human=rare chance of daughter being born an Uma
they are basically horse tieflings, except instead of red skin and horns they get horse ears and the strength to bend steel with their bare hands.

The Three Goddesses actually exist and umas are blessed by them which is also how they get their "otherworld" name via divine inspiration which is the name the horse had IRL on our earth

King Pride

>>717089883
Post stats. I'm purposely doing off meta. I run no kits/swinging/prof of curves. I don't win all the time, but I still win sometimes. Just 1 sample isn't enough. You can view other players entire build/career, etc. You would be surprised how terrible most peoples hands are. Your stat spread and luck factor in career is way more important imo. Also double check you're entering the right race/track for your build. If you aren't specialized for the category in mind you're going to get smoked most likely.

Cafe pits?

Reward your King(Queen) tonight

>>717090158
Yeah I'll just do that like in JP. I thought global server will be easier but maybe those who bothered to test in room match are the whales and tryhards anyway.
>>717090236
My horses are all A, and a minimum of 1000/800/600 at spe/sta/pow. My luck when rolling Kitasan is too shitty that I only get 1LB Speed SRs from all the rolls. I trained Maru to be my ace but somehow she always lost and Golshi that I only trained once still can steal win.

>>717090653
3 star her.....

>>717090728

>>717090728
She just lost 3 times in a row fuck her

Yep, not even close.

>Beat Taiki with Bakushin
>Beat Bakushin with Taiki
And the circle is complete

>>717090887
thats not a circle bro thats a line

>Late Start
>still wins
MY KING!

>spe has 2 moms
>becomes a chud

>>717090728
Sorry but I'm using my empress. Easily wins past sprint races too.

Rushed btw

>>717081540 (OP)
Who the fuck is that

>>717091052
That's why she's special chud.

The "popularity" of this game is so forced

>King Halo beat Bakushin 3 for 3
OOOOHOHOHO

How the fuck are all of you beating Bakushin so easily?

So, when are all the gachatroon threads getting purged already?

>>717091189
When all the nintendo and AI threads go first. So never.

>>717091183
Show us your best competitor

>>717090292
When does this ball buster come out?

>>717091183
>the frogposter is a shitty trainer
king gaylo just beat her again with awful mood, not even kidding

>>717091183
we used first-rate umamusume

>>717091183
Skill issue.

>>717091157
>Anime came out in 2018, still getting seasons
>Game came out in 2021 (Japan)
The fanbase was already there, we just needed the game to get translated retard

>>717091227
I miss claude threads

>>717090709
I think this is my best so far before realizing that might dump too much on Wit, and maybe not enough skill hints. I admit my luck on career really sucks though, no rainbows on beach or uras, night owl followed by 2 procs, failing 5%.... at some point I just didn't want to train if there are any failure chances at all.

>>717091157
>>717091189

do we have a schedule on whats going to be available in the club points shop? i only want star pieces from it, so i'm wondering who will get rotated in.

So is this one of those gacha where there are clear shitter units to fill out the ranks and keep players gambling until they can pull ones you can actually use? Or is it the kind where you can take any unit you want and roll a bunch of times to give them steroids and paid shit to make them good?

>>717089504
>one piece per day
How many do you need to unlock a girl?

Why Bakushin race is do easy?
Compared to the previous King race where I was winning by literally nose
King Halo last spurt was pure insanity, then we have this Bakushin

>>717091291
>>717091301
My Gaylo jobbed 3 times in a row

GOOD HEAVENS LOOK AT THE TIME

Curren Chan!

>>717091506
150 piece a girl. That would be 150 days. Doing their legend races when they were running would easily reduce that amount to 60-70 days. If you account into the piece you get from daily shop/club shop then you realistically can get one in two months.

>>717091416
If I had to guess you invested too much on Stamina when you should've invested even more on Power instead. Also your skills are far from the best, specially for Sprints

>>717091486
The latter. If you like a character you can try as hard as possible to make her unbeatable.

>>717091532
She was running as Pace instead of Front.

>Late start
>Bad mood
SUZUKA MUTEKI DA

>>717091669
It's for this month's CM, Tokyo Derby, so I trained her for Medium.
That Stamina is my safety measure against 2 Nice Natures, and even that is not enough if I met 4 debuffers.

>>717091713
bro your parfaits?

>>717091486
it's a raising/training sim, you can make any uma as swole as you want. they have natural strengths and weaknesses but you can patch them up or emphasize them with parentage

>>717091547
well, we're also first-rate trainers

bakusisters?

>>717091416
Overkill stamina, capping speed and probably early nav skills might help

conceptualize the aroma

>>717083056
Cringe

>>717091845
based

>>717091796
don't need em

>>717091845
>4th in her own legend race
embarrassing

i stood up and screamed her name when she overtook bakushin by a hair. this game gets me so hyped bros

Why WHY are all the best girls late surgers? I hate later surgers and juggling stats for them!

GOO GOO BABIES

Conceptualize the aroma.

>>717091875
how do you clean the insides of a shoe? you can chuck them in the washing machine, sure, but you can't do that with leather

>>717092005
Just move them to pace bro. Most of the lates tend to have pretty good pace aptitude

>>717091849
But from the simulator it's just enough for 1 Nice Nature or 2 if I'm lucky.....
I think I'll just try to make the max speed one and see if it actually can win in-game.

>all 3 of my Legend races had Awful
Bro this is not fucking random this is devised to waste my fucking parfaits.

Reminder that if your Uma loses to Bakushin she gets to do whatever she wants to you while your trainee watches.

Favorite victory animation? For me its when Matikanfakuru brings the crystal ball

>>717088554
its really endearing how on the surface she's just an eccentric girl doing wacky experiments, and then turns out to be a classic mad scientist that flies too close to the sun (which somehow makes perfect sense with her real life lore)

>>717090292
Wait a minute... I saw something down there.

First trainee ticket pull btw

>>717092057
Use conditioner/wax every six months or so. If you want to remove more moisture put newspaper inside of them after use, or if you're feeling fancy, insert wooden shoe trees for your pair.

How correct is the game's racing tactics and mechanics in respect to real world horse and human race? Why would I want to be a pace chaser when I'm always staying behind the first guy?
> just surge at the final moment and win
Ok but the first guy can also surge in the last spurt? If both people accelerate to the same top speed with enough stamina remaining, the guy behind will still just stuck behind.

>>717092308
>Favorite victory animation

>>717092308
The ball is neat, but this one is too cute

>>717092204
bakushin would never

>>717091610
Give me tips to build her, I just pulled her is she as hard as King Halo?

>>717092308
Not my favorite, but I like how Teio and Rudolph start with them planting themselves but have different mannerisms. It's neat to show their connection and how they differ.

Speedkeks?

>>717092389
I just put talcum powder in them, but I always felt that it's basic after-use care, there should be a more deep cleaning option you can do every couple of months or so

>>717092308
Cute gremlin that always gives me a clutch (with her new costumes) in Long Team Trials. Her song is fun too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucToGm0PJfE&list=RDucToGm0PJfE&start_radio=1

>>717092308
King Halo smug aura is something I would kill for

>>717092445
can someone scientifically explain why fukukitaru is so pleasing to the eyes? she's one of the best designs in the game

>>717092628
that guy outed himself as a hack during the "guess the horse based on the image" video

>waiting 30 minutes for the race to start only to find out the host set the moods to random
Serves me right for not checking first, but I'm still a little mad about it anyways. Fuck that host. I hope their horse breaks a leg. AWFUL mood is AWFUL!

>>717092821
if they gave him a list of possible guesses with some red herrings in it, he would've done much better. you're asking him to sort through 50+ years of race horse history

>>717092885
>I hope their horse breaks a leg
We don't tolerate terroristic threats in this board

>>717092308
Haru vibrating like she is about to fucking explode, her eyes are what sells it.

As a bigga BA fan I hate this game. It has literally stolen all the attention that BA was supposed to receive.

>>717083878
good lord those umas

>>717089795
Typical Golshi activities

>unlock daiwa scarlets outfit accidentally just through getting a fuckload of her while rolling
>it looks like fucking shit

well, easy come easy go

>>717092734
Complicated simplicity, I think. They have a base simple design (sailor fuku) then add things related to her character theme on the designs, instead of going for a full overdesigned foundation in the first place.

>>717093063
no you're not
two cakes nigga

>>717093063
bru akaibu has a completely different target demographic (people with down syndrome)

This probably isn't good enough to promote next week right? My longs are still trash

>>717093063
Just go back to wank to the porn. At least BA still have the attention of gooners.

What an embarrassing piece of shit game

>>717093063
What the fuck is a BA?

I think Bakushin's legend race is broken, she actually doesn't have enough stamina for the whole race. She finished 4th in one of my attempts

>>717093141
its so odd how its blue. why is it not...scarlet...

>>717092961
I'm so sorry. You're right. That was totally uncalled for. I hope they eat a rotten carrot instead.

>>717093264
Blue Niggers

>>717093334
Nooooooo.... The worst you can wish for is they pull for a tissue in the raffle

/v/ooners filling up FAST
8 SLOTS LEFT

Spechan should have bigger breasts and act sluttier.

I don't know how you're supposed to get enough stamina for PVP builds, I can barely get A ranks as it is.

>>717087851
lmao almost

It's just that easy

>>717093339
>racism out of nowhere

Is Professor of Curvature any good on a Sprinter? I assume most sprints are just straights?

>>717087851
Mine jobbed, I am ready to give Curren Chan a try, any tips?

>>717093475
It's my superpower.

Do you play Air Groove as a Pace Chaser or Late Surger?

>>717093192
probably just a little short based off last week's line
was that a 5-0? If so, what can you do to squeeze more? upping your team rating gets you higher rated opps, more points. one race strategy per track for extra positioning points
using weather to proc passive abilities
those kinda things

>>717093487
it's always good

>>717085405
Oguri Cap Christmas i think is huge. Also there is going to be a rerun of Kita at a higher rate.

>>717093516
Until you step into the real world. Out there you keep your mouth shut like a good little sissy.

You guys DO watch the concerts, right?

>>717093380
>>717093503
built

Mini Cactus bros, we are SO back!

>>717086957
>Brown
>Horse racing
How can you make wild assumptions is beyond me.

>>717092308
The little spin that mcqueen does in her G1 victory animation

>>717093524
Pace Chaser just because Late is for Kingu.

>>717087881
Think about it from my perspective lol. I have Manhattan Cafe, Tamamo Cross and Oguri Christmas i need to get.

>>717093192
you'll have to wait and see what the retention line is for class 6 with so many people.
not even 2k got class 6 last week and the current retention line is 743 and 532k points.

>>717093635
I do enjoy some of the songs, but I genuinely don't give a shit about the concerts.

>>717093635
I watch the debut, the finals, and any specific concerts my trainee has vocals for.

>>717093503
Actually could the Bakushining strat work with Curren Chan?

>>717093620
In my country I actually have a sentence over hate speech.

Bakushin was no match for my Taiki's shuttles.

This high schooler with the personality of a housewife helped me win all the legend races, even if she had B in the lenght aptitude.
Thank you Maruzensky

Finishing a career in 5 minutes just for the daily carats

>>717093801
turdworld problems, don't care

>>717093850
Your Taiki needs to go on a diet

>>717093672
mini cactus banner when

>>717093910
>high schooler

>>717093635
I watch my wife umapyoi from time to time

>>717093910
>high schooler
But that's my 1970s wife

>>717093801
Maybe you should stop being randomly racist on the internet, Nigel.

Umapyoi yourself

>>717093850
BUILT HORSE

>>717094054
No

>>717089215
how did you even reach that conclusion

>>717086381
What the fuck?

Does the statue exchange shop ever reset or are you limited to getting 25 fragments per honse from there?

>>717093990
Happy Meek + Mini Cactus double banner soon, surely.

>Doesn't like Daiwa's outfit
That's why she's mine. I think Gold Shi~ is more your speed

bro what is this horseshit

>Road to the Top
>thought it was gonna be about TM Opera
>it's about Narita Top Road and Admire Vega instead
>Beginning of a New Era
>thought it was gonna be about TM Opera
>it's about Jungle Pocket and Agnes Tachyon instead
??? Is TM Opera O a jobber?

>>717094304
Every 25 pieces, the cost goes up.

How did they end up as roommates?

>>717094354
Love open bosom dresses/jackets.

>>717094370
RTT is TM Opera O's beginnings, and BNE is slightly about her exiting the scene. They pretty much skipped the parts where she dominated for a year.

People have been telling me Mejiro Dober is a slut.

>>717094363
It's worthless, enjoy. Sorry you didn't hit 200 for your free black

Nishino flowers hair is so stupid, I want to shave her bald

>>717093234
But enough about Genshin

>>717094528
All members of Mejiro family are.

>>717094472
King Halo probably just didn'y have a roommate at the moment and Urara happened to be assigned in her room.

>>717086381
>Umamusume Netflix live action adaption

anime series about the hentai horse when

>>717094525
She got shafted lmao

Damn these girls love studying.

>>717094620
Isn't she a Yurinigger?

>>717094472
It feels arbitrary. Like Scarlet and Vodka are roommates because they had a rivalry IRL but then you have Special Week and Silence Suzuka who weren't even part of the same generation.

>>717094363
>What's that? You pulled 100 times and didn't get the girl you wanted? Here's half a pull bro, better luck next banner :^)

>>717094120
Back me up 2nd placer

>>717087213
so that's why mejiro palmer has that support card event about golf clubs!

who is McQueen named after?

>>717093487
All those skills only activate once and there is a corner in Sprint

>randomly get a 14th between 1sts in the bakushin legend race
why is king halo like this?

Kinda weird stats for a succesful URA career. This was supposed to be a meme guts build but it just didn't materialize. Stamina was laughably low for the whole duration of the run.

>WAKU UP
>NO EVENT
>ONLY LOG IN BONUS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>717093449
How do I build Bourbon for Sprints without fucking up her career?

>>717094769
Steve McQueen

well that was easy
can't believe you fags hyped her up so much

found an artist that is just a goldmine for cute Haru art

How many clocks do you guys have saved up?

>>717094828
Glue

>>717087626
this is the next big cygames sponsored US race

https://breederscup.com/races/2025-sprint?tab=overview

>>717093672
I recently had one of these jobber horses win the legend race

How would you revolutionize the academy?

>>717094769
Lightning

>>717095038
Elect Bakushin as Supreme Leader

Are these skills worth getting? Do I only get one or both?

>>717095038
expel all the flatties

Sorry but which cards is good here?

>>717094626
Her scenes, especpecially for BNE are argued to be the best parts of the movie so she exited with style atleast. Compare that to Cafe, a horse that always beat Pokke in races, but she got glossed over with even her G1 win that barely had any impact on the plot besides making Tachyon more restless.

kill me

Luv me 'zensky
Simple as

Tachyon failed 1% training guts....

>>717095096
Depends on your strategy
Early for front and late for well, late.

>>717095230
kek

>>717094948
I'm not gonna glue a URA finals winner.

>>717095096
If you're a front or pace, early. If you're a late or end, late

Dammit. Made the best Taiki Shuttle so far but not a single 3*.

t-thanks rudolf

>>717083056
Sweet. The west is finally catching up to their betters

>>717095179
>account buyers and rerollers in charge of... anything.

>>717095327
You're gonna drown in URA finals pretty soon anyway.

>>717095230
You know what needs to be done.

>>717095398
that's why she's the GOAT

>>717095179
All of them. You made it. Nicely done.

Is it just me or the legend races don't give that many extra stars for winning them?

Uhm Korean horse when?

>>717094620
>comedic relief turns out to be one of the stronger horses

>>717095523
You either get gold, support point or one extra start by winning.

>>717095481
I won hopeless stakes so I'll keep it going

I'm tempted to pull for her swimsuit

>>717095535
BA EoS

Who do I build and place on Dirt for Team Trials besides Urara and Condor? None of the 3* I got seem to be suited for it

>>717095680
Taiki Shuttle can do Dirt. Oguri too.

>>717095680
I got a taiki in there but that's mostly because she accidentally wound up with a dirt spark

This is bullshit

>>717095038
Hypnosis into sexual training

>>717095748
>>717095753
>None of the 3* I got seem to be suited for it
Bros... I have both Teios, Rudolf, Bourbon, Opera O, and McQueen

Why won't this fuckness horse get 3 stars FUCK

>>717095826
bro you have the red hag just use her

>>717095826
>E sprint
Oguribro...

Fucking goo-goo stamina mom in my friend list

>>717095230
Glue

>>717095834
Our sexo MC

>>717086815
A bit weird to find out she's an OC, "Sun Visor" definitively sounded like a real horse.

>>717095680
Mayano CAN do it, but you need to spark dirt and mile so it's a pain
I converted Maruzensky for it out of desperation, but if I didn't have that, I'd sooner have just run a debuffer with no dirt aptitude to keep my rating up than go through the Mayo hassle

kill all gachatards

Two hotspring tickets in a row when I hadn't had one before...

This is the best Oguri Cap I could make and probably my entry into Champion Cup. I don't think I am going to make it.

>>717095950
Beggars can't be choosers

Do you like my car

Guess you're ready
Cause I'm waiting for you
It's gonna be so exciting!
Got this feeling
Really deep in my soul
Let's get out
I wanna go come along... get it on!

>>717092425
in general irl a lot of it is the horse's nature. some run better with nothing in front, some are more comfortable being in the crowd.

one real life angle is the idea of "hot pace" - a race with a lot of fast front runners tends to favor end closers, as the fast front runners will all burn themselves out early competing with each other.

so if you were betting on a race that had silence suzuka, seiun sky, mejiro palmer, daitaku helios, and gold ship, you would want to bet on gold ship.

what if i just.....stopped doing dailies...?

>>717093635
much like the anime, I barely give them attention and only watch the last one

Who is the memest uma

>>717095418
>>717095516
I've been played for almost a month and i still don't understand what is spark, skills whatever. I just click on anything sound cool

easy win for wife

I want to confess that I want Rice Shower to rape me

>>717093910
how much is a countach nowadays?

>>717096328
Bro you lose out on 1 pull every 5 days, are you crazy?

>>717096328
The game might become less of a chore for you.

>>717089504
That's interesting, so are all Umas available including Summer alts and stuff like that?
You can pretty much aim for your favorites and unlocking them becomes part of your daily routine.

>>717093635
only umapyoi for good luck on sparks

>>717096328
It's okay to take stop and come back if you feel like it. Gacha games aren't meant to be played 24/7

>Mejiro Palmer shows up
NOOOOOOOO MY ENERGY

>>717096502
It possible, but it takes a long time to do. It's only viable for F2P players. Whales can just swipe during rate ups.

Is there any poorfag horse girl?

>>717096395
That would literally never happen.

>>717096547
>Gacha games aren't meant to be played 24/7
yes they are nigga that's why they're called dailies

>>717096636
I was about to post one but I realized she is actually a 2hu.

>>717094729
They are half siblings and that's about it. Golshi and McQueen are paired up just because they're grandfather and grandson too.

>>717096636
The grey horses

>>717097016
They also shared the same jockey

Guys... is transferring an uma the equivalent of sending her to the slaughterhouse? I always imagine her being sliced into well sized steaks when i click that and it makes me feel kinda bad.

>>717096636
Sleeping in a closet is luxury for her.

>>717096681
Oguri, her house doesn't have TV, only a radio

So are there limited Umas (gets removed from the pool when banner ends) or are all Umas always in every banner.
>Saving for Summer Maru and pic-related

>>717096636
Watch/read CinGray

>>717095439
Just killed Bakushin with my Air Glue

>>717097012
>Tamamo Cross
>poor
huh?

>>717097221
yes?

>>717097012
>>717097138
What's the deal with Uma being single mom?

>can't bakushin against Bakushin
I can't do this.

>>717097160
All umas get added to the common pools once their rate up is over. There are no limited umas.

>>717097163
she's so flat holy shit that's hot

>>717097160
No limiteds in this game. Even seasonal and other alts go to the general gacha pool.

>>717097291
Fuck their husbands to death
But also it's heavily implied that umas have elf tier lifespans

So like, are there ever umas that choose life paths that AREN'T racing? Or does the Uma Musume world just completely revolve around racing as much as the Yugioh world revolves around children’s card games?

>>717097293
What's your stats anon?

>>717097354
Umas can have other career, like this one became an idol manager because she SUCKs at running.

>>717097354
In one of Tachyon's support events you watch two Umas do MMA. They're not forced to race, just like there's more than just race horses in our world.

>>717097436
bueno light isn't that big

>>717097170
>>717097293
My King Begita is mediocre as hell I'm shocked I won

>>717097354
watch the anime already and stop asking stupid questions

>>717097354
Uma are the souls of our world horses so race horses have racing autism baked in, that said old cavalry horses were probably a very different kind of Uma.

>>717096636
Ines Fujin, hardworking older sister.

I want El Condor Pasa and Gran Alegria in my team.

Mexico ftw

OH BOY DO I LOVE TO FAIL A 15% TRAINING BEFORE CAMP AND HAVE A RACE SO I CANT CURE SHIT

>>717083906
>Mayano wants you as her husband
>go out on date with another woman
>her mood goes up

>>717097354
There are brief mentions here and there of Umas doing other jobs, like the beginning of Cinderella Gray.

>>717097617
Then don't take your chances with that shit, specially just before summer? 15% is huge.

>>717097617
You want to be max energy before summer always. Not the horses fault.

That said, turn that child into glue

>>717097354
Tachyon and Shakur watched an Uma MMA live.

>>717097609
Her banner is so far away...

>>717097636
She is scared you will do it again

>>717097617
This game filters the statistically illiterate

>>717097636
A good trainer needs to be put out to stud.

*seduces you*

>>717097740
Top Gun is built for crying outside the door while pleasuring herself while I bang that hag Maruzensky

>>717086238
Why does Stay Gold hate NTR