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>Game News (EN)
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>Game News (JP)
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LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0

hors

is there a single other /uma/ club that can rival ウマオオオオ

I'm A1 rank in team trials and Im wondering if its even worthwhile to go any further. As far as I know 475k is pretty much the peak for 90% of the playerbase and If I wanna do more id have to spend an inordinate amount of monies to give all my umas potential 3 and that seems like a waste

Teio better win or she will get another fracture

I have made which umas are 4chan and which are not. No need to thank me.

>4chan
Curren-chan
Narita 4chin
King Chud
Special Needs (Racist)
Grass Weeaboo
Peak Shower
Steak des
Rules of Nature
Top Cun

>reddit
Redditeio
Special Needs (Vanilla)
Silently Downvoting
Fatty Cinderella
Gold Shit
Dad Jokes XD
I don't like dad jokes XD
Matikane I can't spell her name XD
Winning Shit
Bakushit
We did it reddit we fed dirt baby!

>discord
Mackqueen
Biwa 4head
Trash Opera
Mihobo Discordbot
Fetish Freak
Tsundere Trash
Tsundere Trash's yuribait
El Spic
Mejiro Trans
Tachyoncord

>>535169153
I already got a job, I don't a second one for 50 bucks worth of free gibs each months.

>>535169186
you dont deserve a proper answer with that disgusting tumbler ass shartwork

>>535169242
I'm not giving up Mejiro McQueen bro.

>roll for mommy
>get blacked
nice

>>535169361
Don't give it a (You) it failed last thread

>>535169242
McQueen my beloved

>

*calls you a knobhead*

Remember her

Remember her game

>>535169628
I remember.
>>535169723
I don't remember.

>>535169242
>Agnes Tachyon not being 4chan
Yeah you're a retard so I'm invalidating your list

tachyon met sweep tosho on /x/

I know about Umamusume DB, what's the other spark database people use?

Tachyon is the 4th most reddit uma, beaten only by Goldship, Urara and Oguri

Tachyon is the most seamonkey bait ever.

1.2k speed here i come

My favorite Uma > Your favorite Uma
simple as

Why is there so much art of golshi with an attractive older woman kind of vibe when she's an autistic retard?

>>535169991
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>535169785
Good.

After dozens of runs, here she is, my strongest Maruzensky for CM. Now I just need to make a Golshi.

Don't roll for who you like.
Roll for meta horses.

>>535169242
*rapes you*

>>535169242
if there's one 4chan horse in the game it's definitely gold ship
they're not even trying to hide it

Sweep Tosho? More like Swipe Tosho. She's a dirty paypig and sacrifices eating nutritious food like vegetables to do so.

>>535170108
The exact kind of post I would expect from a discord user.

>>535170089
Nishino Flower is a size queen.

>>535169628
>>535170043
What's the deal with this slut?

>>535170021
She's basically a Mejiro with autism.
>>535170089
I don't like evil Nishino Flower...

>>535169927
uma.moe

>>535170067
>no maruzensky skill
bricked

>>535169242
>reddit shower

>>535170089
ummm... nishino flower wouldn't say that...

Theoretically, if I had a borrow parent with 9* Medium and 1* Iron + Red Shift sparks, how often would I get the procs for all of those from 157 affinity.

>>535169242
Rice Shower is one of the most popular umas on reddit you dummy.

>>535170108
I should have never installed 4chan sound to see what the fuck this image was about.
Thank you for making me uninstall and never use this thing again.

Imagine coercing Spe-chan into sex because she's absolutely clueless about city life
Then raping her senseless

Banner when?

>>535170393
Why are you like this?

>>535170395
What a shit eating grin.

>>535170241
Bit of a tragic horse and one of the more tragic girls in game too, very lovey dovey too, she just wants to be remembered. You'll see.
>>535170395
April 2027

>>535170393
Grass...

meisho dota2

>>535170256
Thanks, managed to find a 9* stam maru here

>>535170548
Why does this Special Needs look weird?

I'm feeling hopeful tonight bros

>>535170262
Anon...

>>535169242
Why does Discord get most of the good horses?

>>535170524
>2027
It's over...

>>535170584
Unless!

Fa-Fa-Fa-Faaaaa

>>535169349
You bitches call anything you cant draw tumblr

GUESS YOU'D BETTER GET WELL SOON

>>535170241
She's based on Aston Machan, a horse who was active during Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet's era, and partook in some races they ran in, but she died young, a footnote in one of the greatest horse rivalries of that time. In-game she's a sweetheart who wants to be remembered by everyone.

Is the onsen ticket more likely to drop on certain Umas? I've gotten Rice Showers 3 times now and the only other one I have is Haru Urara...

Which for (you) horse is the most clingy?

>>535170824
Probably Durandal.

>>535170802
Steamed rice...

>>535170824
Tickezou

>>535170802
Explode

>>535170802
It's random.

>>535170802
No, it's just flat 3%.
I haven't got a single Rice hot springs ticket and I've been done a dozen runs with her to get a team trials uma.
I ran Nice Nature 3 times for debuff and got it twice.

>>535170824
nice nature

Do you have a higher chance of getting a shrine visit from recreation when it is near new year?

My Nice Nature is ready.
Mystic Murmur + All-seeing eyes.
All 3 End Closer debuffs.
The two frontmost strategies gets stamina debuffs.
Late Surger gets speed debuff late-race.
Late Surger Savvy OO for extra wit.
And good enough stats that if you let my Nice Nature on the front 50%, she gets to debuff End Closers even more with Trick.

>>535170971
No, it's random.

what happened to shortstack

>>535169242
Agnes is literally peak 4chan what is this post

>>535170927
Yeah it definitely feels weird I only have 5 Rice Shower runs...

>>535170802
it's random but holy shit I did like 15 runs with both Taishin and Air Groove and got 0. Yet when I need do a fast run with Suzuka before the TP bar is full I get the onsen ticket everytime

>>535171014
Her wit is too low sorry

>slow metabolism is 5%
>Hit it every time

>>535170996
why does this horse feel like a dog

/uma/, I was about to make some jokes about the wind to Air Groove.
But it blows.

>>535171019
It's probably full, which means it doesn't show up in club search.

I'm kind of glad they are making us grind Gold Ship runs they are pretty comfy. Nothing happens in like the first 18 months it's just training.

>>535171206
Kill yourself, Inchou.

So tommorow is 30 days since most people rerolled for Kitasan. In a lot of clubs, this is when you're getting your first serious evaluation to see if you stay in at all, or move up to the serious group, or downward to the casual one. It's pretty exciting.

Imagine the type of person to fawn over Agnes and call her his wife.
You imagined a seamonkey didn't you?

>>535170723
Is this the bitch with the plushie?

>>535171206
Please stop it. She can only listen so much.

>>535171206
this is why the trainer dumped you

>>535171290
Yeah, imagine having this goober as your wife

>>535171290
I kind of liked her until I read that doujin

>>535171290
>Agnes

>>535171309
Every uma people are actually building for this comes with a gold recovery and will have maestro. Even two Natures fully targeting you aren't enough to matter. It only kills people that were totally unprepared and would have lost anyway and doesn't affect anyone else.

>>535171290
>Agnes

>>535171347
How about another joke, Air Groove?

>>535171383
Jokes on you, that's not my 4channel approved basederino wife either so you're still a Jewish nigger from Micronesia.

>>535171138
Skill activations plateaus above 900. There is barely any difference between 900 and 1260.

The Taste of (Suzuka's) Warmth

>>535171220
i guess i was thrown out to make room then..

>>535171290
>agnes
everytime sir

>>535171290
>agnes

Do you know what Agnes Tachyon's favorite song is?
Agnes Take On Me.

If I'm Great Mood 1 turn before summer camp with 80% energy do I rest this turn?

>>535171628
What

Gold Ship is my queen, I kneel

>>535171758
I don’t get it

Do you play this game for the 'tism stat grind or just for the cute girls like any other gacha game?

My waifu? Sakura

>>535171772
if there's no rainbow you can just wit once

when do we get to play as belno? i saw her in the anime and thought she was cute

>>535171835
I play it for the VN side it has

>>535171772
Wit training

Holy Shit Anno is so fucking washed up man

>>535169026 (OP)
Wheres the Uma nude mods for PC?

>>535171772
>risking Night Owl for a 20 energy gain
No, dumbass. Even if you're 100 Energy you can still get fucked by a bad placement of support cards and you're not going to be able to do all 4 training anyway.
Just train if there are good support cards or Wit. Training on non-summer raises your facility level too/

>migraine
>fails 2 times in a fucking row
This goddamn game.

>>535171887
Never because she's not a real horse

>>535171772
>80% energy
Do Wit

>>535171887
After Fujimasa becomes available.

>>535171928
Big ear anno?

I just succeeded on a 68% failure 3 rainbow speed training on Gold Ship. How is she going to make up for it?

>>535171835
I'm here for them umas, but you need to grind a bit to get more of them, I want to get Opera next

Is windowed fullscreen not possible with this game?

>>535171953
>third time now
I'm gonna end the run.

>>535172046
Never mind she just got 2 mood downs and Night Owl followed by restricted training (guts)

>>535171928
Nah Shin Gojira was great

>>535172154
That's how she made up for it

>>535171835
I tried hard in the first 6 months and got completely burn out, now I only stay for the girls.

Which comes first /uma/ or /umaJP/? Did /umaJP/ has JP in it even before global comes out?

>>535172213
the cgi was so bad lol

>>535172223
Restricted training just means "i'm racing this turn" unless it's a really nice stack on it.

>>535172230
thats why i took the chink bot pill

>>535172213
Posted on the wrong thread but this piece of shit telling everyone to grow up while he just remakes his childhood nostalgia anime/movies until he retires.

>>535172057
2pac alive in Japan

>>535172249
The JP version has been out for 7 years, while global for little over a month. Take a guess.

>>535172305
The day you complain about getting banned for using said chink bot i'm dropping 1k in the game.

>>535172249
>did the general keeping up with JP come first or the global one that came out years later
What do you think, manuke.

>>535172213
Counterpoint: Gundam GQuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuX

Leveling horses is so hard
I just want to mush her into Vidka juice, it's not fair that she's so good

>>535172268
The early daytime stuff looked like hot ass but I remember the rest being alright to good.
Umamusume Pretty Derby

>>535172313
He's just telling you to get a job and stop watching porn on the subway.

>>535171948
>you're not going to be able to do all 4 training anyway
Does he know?

>>535172398
>>535172376
So you're saying pre-global JP anons had /uma/ to themselves, then they got ousted and take shelter at /umaJP/ when global is out?

>>535171309
>2% stamina drain
It's actually 2% HP. 2 Nice Natures targeting you can be around 10% HP loss, which is around ~350 Stamina if you built your Gold Ship with a lot of stamina. If you don't activate your Swinging Maestro (10% chance of happening at 900+ wit) or BofA activates too early or too late (10% of not activating + 10%~20% of activating at bad timing), it's another ~180 Stamina you are not getting for each misfire (if all of those happens, that's as if your 1000 stamina Gold Ship only had around 300 Stamina).
And if both Naties have Hesistant, your Gold Ship is being capped by -0.3 m/s for 3 secs late-race, that's as bad as a negative Professor of Curvature.

There is a reason debuffing had to be banned in JP.

naiss neighture

>>535172542
No, some schizo tried to split /uma/ into /umaJP/ because he want to get back our divegrass team.

>>535171835
I'm here for the umas even if I had to spark to get my one (1) copy of Kitasan De Negro. I believe in limitation breeding creativity and making use of jank decks to see what works to beat career, though if I get spooked by good SSRs on these GW daily rolls, all the better. I'll work on cards here and there, but carats are for waifus first and I'm ensuring I'm getting swimsuit hag Maru when she appears.
I even bumbled into Winning Ticket's URA ending with a great run and sometimes get tempted to do a "good enough" run to get her normal ending just to fill the archive up more.

>>535172569
Nais Nay Cha

I hate Satono Diamond.
I seriously fucking hate her.

oitsu

>>535172675
Rude

almond eye

no fap allowed

>>535172542
This was a small and comfy general, global happened and the game also turned out to be the biggest thing ever for some reason so some of the old jpheads took refuge in a separate general due to the influx of newfags but plenty of them seem to post here as well. There's also some drama with a threadsplitting divegrass team wantin' brown skin havin' schizo or some shit that used to have meltdown before getting banned again and again but I don't even want to know the details about that.
I like to lurk the jp thread when uma shits the bed.

GIVE ME SWINGING MAESTRO ALREADY YOU COW TIT WHORE IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR ARIMA KINEN

>>535172749
I'm an adult man and I paid for that with my own money, literally tell me why I'm not allowed to fap.

>>535172749
Love her tiara

>>535170089
Nishino deflowered

>dia in anime
>yuri with Kitasan, trying to break Satono curse
>dia in game
>MARRIAGE WITH TOREINA MARRIAGE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
What happened?

>>535172856
He just wants people to erp with his slop.

>>535170089
Nishino Frauwa Sexo

>>535171835
Surprisingly most anons ITT are casual players.
All the hardcore CM autist grinders are on diksword and reddit from what i've seen.

>>535172958
Dia in the anime is a separate timeline where she doesn't have Sega autism.

>>535172749
Sex

>>535172958
>TOREINA MARRIAGE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
More like Dia in NSFW Pixiv fanart

>>535171928
liked Shin Kamen Rider alot though

>>535171835
Why not both? 4chan has the highest concentration of autists AND idolfags.

>>535172749
can't fap to this ugly bitch

Mambo

something something trainer is like your teacher/parent so relationship is immoral something something

>>535173191
Omatsuri

So i'm trying to pick up this geology chick. My friend told me to be boulder

>>535172545
it got banned 4 years later bwo

>>535172958
>cygames try to do yuribait with her but fails miserable
>cygames try to make her appeal to the trainers and succes filling cygames pockets

>>535173093
uh oh yuritroon melty about game canon again
s3 flopped btw

HIBIKE FAAANFAAREE
TODOKE GOORU UMADE

>>535172545
Kek and /uma/ was trying to gaslight people that debuffers were shit since everybody is packing 2x gold recovery skills. Another JP anon explained it best why debuffs are OP. In uma there's no support buff skills for other horses so debuffs are the closest to buff skills in this game.

she came home

>anime gold ship asking kitasan to beat her 6 G1 record
>meanwhile Vodka in the back with 7
man they really downplay how strong she was huh

>>535173301
You should've told your friend to roll off a cliff

>>535173191
Ei ei mun!

>>535170089
Meta Horses are used up holes with giant body counts.

turbo segs

being cuck away from almost perfect goldship by no maruzensky spark again

>>535173549
tsuin taabo!

Is there even any strict canon for the game? In the main story, Mejiro McQueen fails to get the Tenno Sweep but she does defend the Spring Tenno Sho title. But in her career, one of the main goals is the Tenno Sweep. The career stories seem to follow from the respective bond story with the trainee at least.

>>535173572
Do you notice Uma Stan activating often enough to be worth the point investment?

>>535173572
I have never seen gatekept work properly. Oguri will just out stat you if you use gatekept.

If you press the gold GO button as soon as it appears does it give you a better chance of good sparks?

>>535173692
literally no other skill to pick up except vision

>>535173470
1st year syndrome
Most of the 1st year cast are already notable, but they were playing it safe

HOLY SHIT REST FOR MORE THAN 30 ENERGY YOU STUPID FUCKING HORSE

>>535173639
that's just extra protein oguri

>>535173442
good job bwo

>>535173639
Your Rice Shower has STDs?

>>535173779
Neigh

how important is mood in the grand scheme of things, obviously you don’t want your Uma to be at bad or awful but is the difference between great and good really that big? Like would it really make a difference?

>>535173734
Yeah, just like holding down+B when you throw a pokeball to increase the catch chance.

>>535173736
Doesn't Kitasan Black give you straightaway adept?

>>535173442
Who this? Looks like a summer alt

>>535173779
You need to let her sleep anon instead of keeping her up all night.

>>535173652
No
Umamusume timeline is forbidden knowledge

>>535173847
yeah but even umastan have more weight than straightaway adept

>>535173779
Tell her to stop horsing around and rest properly

>>535173652
Main story adapts a horse's career faithfully, while career mode makes some changes here and there for narrative and gameplay purposes.

>>535173779
HEY BACK OFF YOU DON'T SPEAK TO HER LIKE THAT

I LOVE UMASTAN I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR UMASTAN UMASTAN ZINDABAD

>>535173652
there's no canon, though most JP fans treat the career as their real version

>>535173831
Small impact on race performance iirc, and variable impact on training performance depending on the mood bonus of your support cards, which can vary greatly.

>>535173847
I always pick the free energy option

>>535173891
I'd personally take a lower speed buff that activates more consistently over one that only activates when I'm losing, but fair take

>set chink bot to 1.2k speed
>wins ura
>+350k fans
we won forever bros we are free now

>>535173652
Main story is closer to the canon races.
Career is anything goes
>>535173992
Maruzensky wouldn't be allowed in the Japan Derby despite being one of her career goals.

>Grass Wonder's unique epithet requires you to have good or lower mood for certain races
I am never going to get that epithet am I

guys... pace chaser triumphant pulse might be a mistake...

>>535173779
This is why I prefer bringing Tazuna

>>535173779
They're just horsing around, anon.

>>535173981
Digitan....

>>535171835
I needed a video game that could keep me busy, didn't demand good hardware, was modern enough & had NUMBERS autism, could be played with one hand babysitting a crippled pet that was degrading, nightmarish endeavour and where pausing it wasn't an issue.
I may be shit at the game, but reading the stories and watching the concerts kept me distracted enough and eased off some stress even if I literally walked into a casino.

>Anchors Aweigh!
>Prideful King
>Triumphant Pulse
>Cut and Drive!
Aw yeah. It's Late Surging time.

>>535174000
so mood only really affects training? Got it, good to know, that way I don’t have to waste a turn to go from good to great right before a race.

>>535173652
You can clearly tell which victories are not canon because the text will be some bullshit like "she won... but she's still sad!!"

is swinging maestro necessary?

>>535174304
My condolences anon.

>>535174370
Yes for mid/long/CMs. Not so much for sprint/mile/that one fucking track with zero corner.

>Vodka's ult is called xcelerate
>Doesn't give an acceleration buff
???

Mecha Uma??

>>535173652
Career is wish fulfilment, otherwise Suzuka shouldn't be able to win the Tenno Shou Autumn

>Anime Rice Shower doesn't have a trainer
Poor thing...

>>535174517
Wasted potential for some shenanigans

>>535174431
>that one fucking track with zero corner.
Are we gonna get a CM of that? Sounds pretty funny

Umadum if you will

>>535174607
she killed every trainer she had

WHERE IS MY FUCKING 3* TRIPLE STAM SPARK AAAAAAAAAAA I CANT I CANT

>>535174607
She's an ugly moody clingy bitch no one wants to train a horse like that.

>>535174669
maybe the academy should have taken her dagger away.

Er Con Dor Pasa

>>535174304
Balatro

>>535174607
her trainer exists, can't run in the twinkle series without one. her only appearance was in the newspaper when laisu won.

>nice nature run where she got practice perfect and charming almost immediately
>bombs because she rested for more than 30 energy literally twice in the entire run
That's enough uma for today.

Sprint King Halo pisses me off because for Teambuilding purposes you want her on Sprint but you also have to waste legacy parents for at least 250 stamina by the end of year 2
Its so fucking annoying

>>535174823
Luck giveth, luck taketh away unfortunately anon

>>535174802
I know the animes are closer to irl events but
>trainer is female
>has bad results
>gets help from john yakuza
>fucking dumpsterfires mcqueen
What did they mean by this?
Hana is the only good female trainer...
and Creek's anime trainer....

>>535174802
i didnt know laisu was so tiny

>>535174304
>could be played with one hand
I see...

>>535174874
Wouldn't you want at least 500 stamina for her anyways if you want to use her for TT? I just run her with 4 speed 2 stam supports with at least 12* power legacies.

>>535173316
Because they tried to balance it for years before just giving up and straight up banning debuff skills.
They tried to postpone it as much as they could because they know that some umas are their favorites, and the ban would basically remove half of some uma's entire kits. Without to mention that some support cards now give more than useless skills for PvP.

>just noticed I could make an SSR guts deck
Fuck it, I'm just gonna gutsmaxx.

When is this semen demon coming out? I have been taking her supplements for months now
L-Arginine 1000mg
Zinc 50mg
Pygeum 200mg
Lecithin 1200mg

do i run front daiwa w/ killer tunes or pace daiwa w/ gourmand? i can only take one or the other

>>535172545
>If you don't activate your Swinging Maestro (10% chance of happening at 900+ wit)
What are breakpoints for wit for activation chances? What's a recommended Wit value to have for TT/CM?

>>535174958
>>535175012
>reddit tachyon

>>535174729
I want a moody clingy bitch honse gf shut up

>>535174953
She makes Mcqueen look tall and Goldship is like 2x Mcqueens

>>535175074
you don't run daiwa at all because she's a bad horse with an even worse personality

>>535173406
It's even worse than what was posted. His case was 2 Nice Natures, but most people will bring 2 debuffers each.

>golshi enjoyers
Just get some stamina parents on top

>>535175113
faggot mentality, she's the mother of our many children waiting to see the light

>>535174995
Uhm, there's 2 different strategies for Sprint/Mile/Dirt TT which is playing the Uma straight with Speed/Stam or making them a showpony by maxing speed and wit, and trying to max out power too, while running a lot of races to get tons of skill points. I luckshitted more wit cards than speed cards so I use the showpony strat

Why don't people play 2 debuffer one 1 ace, since debuff is already so strong with 1? 3 debuff on the field could catch people that build to survive 2, and 4 is even better.

>>535174997
>Because they tried to balance it for years
did they though? it's not like they ever nerfed debuffs

>>535175189
>No Medium S
It's unfortunate but...

>>535175204
>maxing out power
If you mean power training with 2 power cards then you should still have a decent Stamina during classic year, at least enough to win the career races if you take into account the hidden buff.

>>535175192
thanks for taking one for the team
i appreciate your sacrifice

>>535175093
poor bait do better

>>535175241
I run a dominator ace running 2 debuffers is playing with fire. What happens if your Gold Ship decides to not break out of the pack early? You're just fucked since you have no backup plan and your debuffers aren't winning shit.

>>535175074
Daiwa makes a good front runner this go around, but you're gonna want another front runner with her too. Hope you have Medium S and groundwork

>>535175241
You can, but you can't complain if your ace gets blocked and you lose because you bet it all on one horse

>>535175241
none of the other debuffers are as good as natie and your 1 ace can get randomly screwed by rng

Just burnt 3 clocks on Rice Shower's URA Finale and won by half a length. Haven't felt that much pressure since launch.

>>535175158
Best girl...I wish she was real.

>>535175601
Oh yeah? What makes her the best? Do you even know her favourite food?

>>535175373
>no med s
>no groundwork
i'm already planning on running her with bourbon if she isn't replaced by a better maruzensky. i'm semi-coping because i have playtime's over from legacy. only issue is that i'm not too pressed going for the A leagues, but i don't know which supp i should be using to get groundwork considering i only have a 2lb golshi and no oguri ssr

Need this character in the game right now

>>535175650
>Do you even know her favourite food?
my semen
>What makes her the best?
She makes me happy

>>535175092
There are a bunch of guides for that, but it's not linear. It starts at around 50% for theoretical 0 wit. Goes to 80% at 500 wit, and then plateaus at around 900 wit with 90% activation chance.

I hit TP100/100 again

>>535175650
uhm... carrots?

What if I just run debuffer skills on my aces?

Why did people say Taishin has a hard career?

>>535175679
Is ground work really worth picking a ssr for? Plus aren’t the hint out of like 12 skills for golshi?

>>535175679
>but i don't know which supp i should be using to get groundwork
The answer is 2 spark parent

>>535174325
It affects race performance a small amount, but just enough to make some CM players seethe and blame it when they eat shit before the finals since mood is randomized there

>>535175679
I have a stacked support deck but dogshit parents. I've been rerolling bourbons for like 2 weeks straight, so I feel you. I'm about to just take the L and prepare for the next CM instead.

>>535175792
it's hard to make her good with her career, not the career itself.

>>535175189
>no S aptitudes
You are losing a 5% bonus to speed and power in a game where races are 2400 meters long and easily decided by a nose of distance.

>>535175241
Dominator hybrids are a thing you know

Narita Top Road asked me if I had rolled Kitasan Black yet and I told her "ne, too rare"

>>535174802
>>535174912
Irl it took forever in America for a female trainer to get a classic G1 and in Japan I think a first female trainer just barely got a grade stakes win.
Well there are barely any female trainers to begin with.
Now female jockeys with graded stakes wins are far more common.

>>535175798
>>535175804
not really, i could just attempt to make a decent 6* stam/spd parent uma. i have most of the cards available, just have to get the fucking legacies out of the way, damn
>>535175828
>I've been rerolling bourbons for like 2 weeks straight
0lb kitasan is surprisingly good. too bad this daiwa has sparks that needs to be left 6 feet under

https://x.com/umamusume_kami/status/1955839757403197566
Vivlos looks like the kind of girl who sucks your wallet dry.

>take Lone Wolf on all 3 of my CM umas
>it doesn't work at all
I thought you guys said this was an essential skill?

>>535176176
>the kind of girl who sucks your wallet dry.
But she looks completely different than my ex?

>>535176176
Only after sucking your soul out through your ass.

>>535176086
I mean females are on average smaller so being able to get their graded stakes wins makes sense.

>>535169854
I love Doto and Transcend.

>>535175695
How bad would she beat Urara for turning out to be a failure?

>>535176176
:3

>Female trainer
>Mare racehorse
>Female jockey
is it possible

>>535176101
I luckshitted 4 copies of kitasan + the pity. Turbo and Diamond showed up too. Every fucking run is either I get Med S + Groundwork and no rainbow training. Or I get the statline, but I don't get the skill sparks or Med S. This is my punishment.

>>535176176
You meant sucks your balls dry right?

Official WIT theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihQoBAlDHFw

>>535176314
Yeah sure. Anything is possible.

>>535175241
But people do. 2 debuff + 1 ace is the main and most common strategy. 1 debuff + 2 ace also works with a secondary Ace as backup, but it's harder to build, since you will need another fine-tuned deck, since you will want both of your Aces to have different strategies.

>>535175410
>blocked
>in CM
The whole reason why Gold Ship is queen is because getting blocked is just that rare with only 9 horses that doesn't have garbage stats.

All umas have trainers

>>535176347
>decent statline bourbon, had professor of curvature, tail held high, and swinging maestro
>didn't pick any skills
t-thanks tazuna
i really do need to make some CM parents for the future...

Remember
Not even female trainers are safe

>>535176390
I... somehow didn't consider that this background song would have had a lyrical version

>>535176347
>2LB welfare spe
explode you lazy bum

>>535176428
I don't know how many CM rooms you've actually trialled but blocking is extremely common. Not "lol you're trapped forever" but "oh I'm behind another uma for 5-10 seconds and now my entire final push has been delayed.
Godlike end closers and late surgers can get stuck just for a little bit of time and it can kill their chances of winning.

why is my superhuman athlete horse suddenly singing and dancing?

>>535176629
i started late and I didn't know how to play the game. Didn't think I'd stick with it either, but here I am about to pick up my smoking habit again over this fucking game

>>535176637
I tested my Air Groove earlier. Dazzling Disorientation works though the disadvantage is it can also block my Golshi lmao.

>>535171835
>>535172230
Im surprised my club isnt complaining how lazy we are so far. I hope it stays that way. I just want to get my bro Transcend and run her all day and share dirt shoes to my clubbros

>>535176428
lol no
getting blocked is one of the few risks gold ship actually has to take this CM

>>535172749
Hmmmm nyooo
I just blew a fat load to top cun btw

So when are the QoL features suppose to come? It's already gotten extremely old clicking 1000 times to get through daily trainings and team trials

I love MC

>>535176682
Don’t do it, spend the money on carats

>Wins multiple G1s
>Her Trainer ditches her and doesn't even show up
>Mejiro Family doesn't even care about her wins
Palmer would have had just as sad a story as Rice if she didn't find Helios as her best friend

>>535176661
because horse racing money isn't enough for these greedy whorses

>>535175650
>Do you even know her favourite food?
>don't know my uma's favourite food and secrets
I'M A FRAUD

>>535176661
Because only a superhuman can put on a live performance on the level of or even beating out a studio recording AFTER running and winning a two-mile sprint.

>>535176661
They are showing gratitude and appreciation for their fans

>>535176428
>The whole reason why Gold Ship is queen is because getting blocked is just that rare with only 9 horses that doesn't have garbage stats.
You completely missed the point of running Golshi.

Anybody tried 3 debuffers yet?

Server down?

>>535176881
Same

>>535176661
They literally explain why skiptard

>>535176281
I don't think anyone has the gall to talk shit or give urara a slap of reality, otherwise her fragile little retard head wouldn't even be in tracen
Literally no one in the game talks bad about her, and she only really felt "failure" the one time she didn't race for herself but FOR YOU(arima kinen and you didn't even want her to do this)

>>535177048
I saw someone in a public room running a Tachyon and Grass dominator hybrid aces with a Natie full debuffer. The Tachyon won because my Golshi got blocked and the other guy's Oguri is crawling.

>>535177071
they dont explain. even in the anime my goat agnes tachyon just suddenly goes dancing after a depressing scene

so all of you really just want to fuck a horse?
is that it?

>>535176928
Everytime I rip into first summer and see 0 Rainbows I want to neck myself. Smoking at least gives me something tangible.

>>535176637
>>535177032
>>535176763
You can retry CM runs. There is virtually zero chances of you losing because you got blocked every single time.

>>535177234
The final is one time only.

Thoughts?

>0lb creek
>tho i can spark if i want
yeppers i think im done

>>535177147
>I watched the anime!
>only watched the movie

LURK MORE FAGGOT.

>>535177341
smooch

Reminder of what is about to happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWWWCjOfKVY

kot-like uma's?

>>535177341
prprprpr

>>535177341
don't sex my daughter

>>535177234
You only get one entry for finals, no do-overs

>>535177234
>every single time
It's not every single time but running 2 aces massively increases the chance one of them will be fine even if the other is blocked. You do get a lot of chances in the first 2 rounds, but finals is do or die and you're not going to be happy when your Goldship spends half of her push trapped directly behind the leading uma.

y-y-you just have to place to get the CM rewards r-right?

>all these trainers tryharding and spending 8 hours a day grinding for 1* Guts sparks instead of waiting for autotraining and spark rerolls

Feels good to be a waitchad

>first CM discussions
Lets see the stinkers

>>535177582
Smart Nature

>>535177559
im chink bot pilled so i dont even have to wait for cygames

>>535177341
what's the text trying to say?

>>535177503
it's over

>>535175695
another hag?

Do not open!

>>535177171
1 is fine, just do wit or something.
You don’t have enough energy to train 4 times anyway.

>>535177582
>no tether

>>535177379
All the hours I wasted amounted to 10 carats
I'll delet this game

>>535177171
summer isn't for rainbow training, it's for training the stats you didn't take as supports
mainly wits

>>535177772
man just getting 1 would be sick. Sitting through another round of my 4 speed supports thinking they're guts cards is discouraging at 90% energy

>>535177729
THATS MORE LIKE IT
UMA SHOULD"VE BEEN LIKE THIS FROM THE START

>>535177949
But then it would've been called Centaurmusume

i cant take it anymore, they arent accelerating enough

>>535177729
Horse Girl Quest: Pretty Derby.

>>535177785
What can i say, hint didnt drop.

>>535177949
True

>>535177850
Realistically, I want it to catchup stamina better since you're slamming speed 90% of the game anyways.

>>535177804
>All this stuff about Grass Wonder telegraphed to eventually showing me stuff on youtube done in tribute to Nice Nature when he passed like two years ago

>>535178164
In English please.

>>535177729
One or two hearts

Digitan LOVE

Do my wife and daughter have a chance of making it to group A finals or will how prevalent golshi is ruin their chances?

>>535177559
this but unironically, even 4 years ago umamusume's gameplay was really outdated and horrifically grindy when every other newer gatcha stopped being a second job and actually respect your time. The QoL and auto features make you progress so much more faster you hardly get a "head start" playing 3 hours a day now.

>>535178247
1 in the horse torso

Anyone here have a free follow slot with a Rudolf star umamusume with at least 6* in either power or stamina? Thank you

my CM ace do not have 1200 speed

>>535178387
anyone that has prepared for this event in any sort of capacity will easily get to A finals
>wait you mean all this prep was just in case I'd be against a whale I'd lose anyway in the finals?
yes

>speed cards with special priority refuse to go on speed
>guts card shows up on speed
>no one friendships during summer
evertim

does someone actually have a table what the different rewards for CM are depending on which one you enter, Group A or B and if you win or lose?

i don't play any other game where friend support is limited to 3 times per day. what is the point of this other than to fuck f2p and fuck lucklets?

>horses don't exist at all
how did the wars in the middle ages happened?
shit what about gengis khan and his 2 beloved horses which is like integral to his history?

>>535177804
>Telling a horse girl that the IRL counterpart they were named after passed away and you're sad because of that, but you're happy they're alive
Weird as fuck thought. Wonder how they would react to that.

>>535178649
cygames has always known to do this
in granblue it limits friend summons you can borrow

>>535177697
is this Teio being put to sleep?

>>535178614
whales get a free spark and 1000 upgrade items.
f2p get 30 carats.

>>535178573
I beat whales sometimes so clearly my preparations haven't been a waste

>>535178531
I have a 8* stam rudolf 813619459073

>>535178704
What about Genghis Khan and his 2 beloved umamusumes?

>>535177582
hintless

why smart falcon OP dirt runner?

>>535178567
Neither do mine, they still win races.

I HAVE NO CREEK AND I MUST SCREAM

>top prize for CM isn't even enough for 2 ten pulls

lol

>>535170089
I'm saving for her and Cowfee

>>535178416
>Sire of both Tachyon and Cafe
Is that Sunday Silence?

>>535178742
it literally does not. you can use friend summons all day.

>>535177582
could be better but i really can't be assed going back to hint hell

who is derby and why is she pretty

>>535178849
cute couple

>>535178920
anyone slaving away for the """""pvp"""" in this game is in for a rude awakening and many will quit after the first season

>>535178797
Thank you so much

>>535178614
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/289919
Hope you have an auto translate
I'm sure there'll be a dozen reddit posts explaining this as well if you google it.

>>535178726
Probably fuck up their psychological state, especially with the amount of inbreeding
Teio and Vodka would celebrate though

>>535178927
Marvelous Paizuri time...

>>535178993
what is the rude awakening?

Anime McQueen is dogshit wtf

>>535178704
You clearly need to brush up on your Art of War in the Western World if you think it's the Middle Ages that are gonna have a problem with no horses.

That being said, the comparable utility and similar limitations of uma as cavalry that can fight as infantry (dragoons basically) has been discussed in detail before in this general.

>>535178927
>ywn taste her marvelous sweat

Finally got a 9* parent after a long 3* spark drought

>>535178935
it force you to cycle through them you cant spam the same one limitless

>>535178916
If you spark her, you can get materials and selector tickets to lb later. If you pulled less than 200 times, you’re a retard

>>535179112
>no URA finale
Glue

>>535179021
this is rape
she didn't even ask for consent

>>535178862
She's competing with Condor and Haru for a slot. OP by default

>>535179056
Marvelous soft hugs

>>535178946
stamina isn't high enough anon.

>>535179021
wait, Kitasan is also a rapist?

bwos im getting nervous

please stop posting oppai lolis, they make me uncomfortable

what was kike games thinking when they made the steam version? its actually much slower than mobile for some reason and capped at 30 fps in 2025.

>>535179187
I want to sleep on her breasts, must be comfortable

>Error 390
Im sick of this shit

>>535179034
so roughly 3rd in graded A finals = 1st in graded B finals >= 1st in open A
got it. just pray i get at least into graded A finals or win graded B. Open is a trap full of spergs that for some reason try to min max that shit for less rewards.

>>535179187
She's definitely a great hug giver, soft all around and whatnot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6FnP8YB6BQ
I thought their rivalry was a bit out of nowhere but now I get it, they simply had to have it in game because they turned a G2 race into an absolute barn burner, best G2 I watched so far.
This race also came right after Mayano won the Arima Kinen while Brian came 4th as the favourite, Mayano was on the rise and the old champion started to decline after getting arthritis, it just all comes together so well for a story.
Expectations for this pair must have been high for the next G1 too just for both of them to lose to Sakura Laurel.

>>535179397
wheres the penis?

I have to know

https://poal.me/2ynmro
https://poal.me/2ynmro
https://poal.me/2ynmro

>>535179437
Horses have 2 genders anon

>>535179312
Japanese devs hate gacha players and just see them as free money.
Can you blame them, golems cant help themselves

>>535179446
She's just so Sunday

>>535179312
> its actually much slower than mobile
is it? i haven't played much on the phone besides some emergency logins to do some minor shit.
I killed the battery life of previous phones with playing too much on them so i prefer to just play on steam.

ms victoria is such a good song

>>535179261
This is probably going to be the first week that I won't make top 100

>>535179735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTZwyaMxXVc
I can't get enough of it either. It's so fucking hype.

>>535179187
imagine resting your head on her stomach and feeling the softness of her belly, thighs and breasts at the same time

Kita, Teio, Chiyo and that blonde knight are not umas. They are clearly dog girls.

>>535179635
>me expecting an extra koma of this ending with kitasan banging her trainer
I have doujin/porn brainrot and should seek help

>>535179428
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WHO WON

>>535179730
NTA but I noticed things load noticeably faster on phone

>>535179853
By that logic Doto is clearly a cow

>>535179853
durendal is NOT a dog girl

>>535179074
not him but probably the fact that it's a gacha game and therefore you will get regularly smoked by people who spend more money than you

>>535179123
so? how is that even comparable? go check what happens when you have less friends. you're just playing stupidly.

>>535179428
my top cun won the arima kinen??

>>535179901
Kita chan is too innocent for sex

>>535179971
I think she is!
>>535179969
Her and Daiwa are clearly cows.

>>535180105
Bitch’s got nothing going on in her life

I'm going to build a Narita Taishin for the CM.

>>535179851
Anon are you trying to make me depressed
Also I had a dream about seeing her take a naked sunbath

If I use up all my carats for a single spark on creek banner, how long will it take for me to get another spark?

>>535180479
2-4 months maybe

Imagine your Uma running towards you at full uma speed to glomp you and break your entire ribcage and crush your lung

>>535180479
6 months

>300 careers
>0 3* stamina sparks

Posted it in the wrong general, lol

>>535180534
Luckily I am build different and can tank that.

What's so marvelous about sunday anyway

Can you get hints for the grandparents skill sparks too?

>>535180671
Why does Belno wear such a slutty get-up

>>535178849
>>535179021
>>535179174
>>535179465
>>535179321
based, we need more of this content

>>535180769
yes...

I need this Creek especially

>>535180534
Trainers have cartoon durability so not a big deal, just a scratch.

>>535180671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULVd-D1jWa4&ab_channel=Boinime
date with belno

>>535179902
Couldn't find a good pic of the actual finish but you can sort of see it here, it was the 1996 Hanshin Daishoten and Narita Brian won, barely edging out Mayano. Insane race.
>>535180070
Yea she won the 1995 Arima Kinen, the race right before the G2 vid I posted, quite a few familiar names there as well https://en.netkeiba.com/db/race/199506050809/

>>535180828
IS THAT

>>535180649
Who the fuck is cool shrine maiden?

>>535180649
Sex

>run is a flop in the first 15 turns due to endless single digit failures.
>have to finish because it's one of my 3 daily chances.
>a whale with all the characters would just leave.
this game is so retarded i don't even know why i'm still here.

>>535180649
Please tell me she gets an outfit/alt like that later on.

WTF shrine visit isn't a meme.

What is so special about a week?

Matikane to Matikane communcation

>>535180958
For the rng

>play Nice Nature expecting her to be a total bitch
>she turns out to be a sweat heart
Stop making me fall in love with Umas dammit

>>535179962
Which umas are for CBT

>>535180912
>Mayano
>Chitose O
>Brian
>Amazon
>Royce
>Neicha
>Genuine
More than half the runners. Not bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr2axwXgGj4&ab_channel=%E3%82%BB%E3%83%AA%E3%83%AB%5Bseriru%5D

jp bro....

>>535179956
I believe those skips go as fast as framerate/processing power allows. It looks like they didn't code them as actual skips it just plays fast. This game must be held together by some ancient legacy code nobody knows how it works so it actually skip breaks everything.

Dream Trophy League scenario when

>>535181172
haha what the fuck
half assed the animation way too much here, it just looks like it shrank, not like she crushed it

>Nice Nature has a chance of being front runner if everyone is using the same comps.
>This fucks with Tether, Mystifying Murmur, and Trick (Rear)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCncOCyomB0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr2axwXgGj4
IT'S OUT
OUR JPGOD GUIDING US TO VICTORY FOR THE CM

>>535181197
>thinks late surger savvy boosts activation rate of skills
lmfao

SAAARS YOU MUST REDEEM DEBUFF

>>535181435
Does it not? I thought it simply gave you a boost to your wit which helps with skill activation.

Sex with Gentildonna

the gaslight dancing goes crazy lmao

[-]
It's just that easy

>>535181435
Wit increases skill activation rate, retardchama.

>>535181548
eww look how flat she is, nasty

>>535181341
I think she's supposed to be making a dorodango rather than just crushing it? At least that's what it looks like.

All this time i thought Croix du Nord was a French racehorse... maybe i first heard this name right next to Montjeu or Broye and just assumed french name = french horse
what the fuck

Tannhauser when?

>>535181403
this man shows that non-westernized asians are superior, the other asian uma youtuber make slop content and even reacts to this guy

>>535181807
He will be honorary French if he wins l'Arc in October.

>>535181892
cried the paypiggy, why can FTPChads compete when I spent my entire paycheck on PNGs

>>535181736
>he doesn't know
The activation of your skills is already decided before the race starts. Late surger savvy does not improve your odds, just all the other benefits of wit.

>>535181892
/uma/ ship

triple front shilled.... jp god giving misinfo

What makes this week's team trials easier? CM prep?

>>535181114
my n5 ass is telling me that sirius is trying to take mr cb's trainer

GOLD SHIP IS /OUR/ GIRL

>>535181080
it's not even rng, you don't have unlimited tries. it's just gambling unless you spend money.

>>535182120
Influx of shitters from class 5 .

>>535182153
God Ship IS Umamusume Pretty Derby, anything else is cope.

I have a really good Gold Ship so now she's not reddit, prepare to get raped

>>535180958
You are there so the whales can beat someone. Why do you think they allow you to play their game for free. You are just slightly more advanced NPC for the whales to beat.

>>535182047
Source?

>>535182334
>5'11" vs. 6'0"

You heard him boys. Replace your maestro with 2 guts welfares and run your aces with 600 stam 600 guts. A JAPANESE eceleb said it so it must be true!!

>>535182496
Donkey umas

>>535181435
are you retarded, he showed why he takes it with examples

more pubes

>>535181403
I fking decided to buy 2 urara and now I can’t 3 star golshi. Why im i so retarded

Rice Shower?
More like oral uma lol

>>535181197
This goofy JP guy saying front is difficult to make...I feel so much better about all my wasted time. It's stupid I know, but the vindication is real

>>535182523
Is he not aware that guts in global isn't the same as in JP yet

CM is in 3 days...
are we ready?

>>535181548
cute

Is Goldship forced to wear the helmet in setting to restrict her powers?

>>535182819
nyes

>>535181548
made for nyotaimori

>>535182819
it likely will start only on 20th, on 17-20 it will only be a league select

>>535182819
nyo

>>535182730
urara will be in the friendship forever..

I'll get this to work one day

>>535182784
you know, you shouldn't let your trainee pamper you like this

>>535182769
never give up bro, they will always doubt us pre seiun sky

>>535182821
I'll take the diamond plushie
At least it's harmless compared to the real thing

bwos, is the chink bot safe?

>>535174517
>last event was just about making a farm at school
>anyway now time to fight a robot

>>535182946
imagine if you get it in the final
absolute kino

>>535182819
I'll skip through it like the daily races and get whatever. Narita Brian in 6 days though, I haven't had a good roll in weeks...

>>535183009
which one?

>>535182819
The fuck is this CM you fuckers keep mentioning?
Captain's Mast?

>>535180912
I wish you didn't post this link
now im getting sucked into checking the race history of every damn horse

>>535182496
built for misery porn

>>535182949
But I am her ideal trainer?

>wedding Mayano and wedding Air Groove in two weeks
Who do you think deserves a wedding alt?

>>535183129
there's a picture with the post to help you understand context

>>535182803
Isn't guts just 10% worse than stamina after 350 guts and Tachyon has 10% guts growth rate so it kinda compensates that? And those cards provide a lot of guts because every Haru Urara hint is +6 guts and Matikanetannhauser just gives you 55 for having card in the deck because why not. Might be easier to get extra 400 guts than 200 stamina this way.

who's the most dangerous horse for my bed

>>535183129
blind illiterate retard bro...

>>535183206
Satono Diamond.

just put the stamina and guts into the calculator bwos (not the sim)

>>535183206
Who have bride alts so far?

>>535183206
kitasan black

>>535183347
The big one

>>535182952
Oh im blowing a huge load for Seiun. Creek and Tazuna can eat a fat one. Ever since I saw her in the first season of the Anime, I needed to have her.

>newcuties keep adding me for my mlb kita
>none of them fucking use her

>>535183112
t-there's more than one?

>>535183530
Listen bro they got three other MLB Kitas to pick from.

>>535183154
It's a very fun slippery slope, just stick to history if you got the gambler genes

Teio you're too close

>>535183453
>Mayano Top Gun
>Air Groove
>Curren Chan
>Fine Motion
>Nishino FLower
>Hishi Amazon
>King Halo
>Sweep Tosho
>Cesario
>Mejiro Ramonu