I have enough for one 10-pull before the bride banner goes away, tell me /uma/, what do I do? Please decide my fate.
>roll for bridehonse pussy (I like both Top Gun and Air Groove)
>roll for support cards to slightly unbrick my account (my stam/power cards are ass, my best SR stam card is fucking LB1 Mayano)

>Amazon's character in Top Gun's story is being a jobber who can't match up to Narita Brian
>Amazon's character in Narita Brian's story is being a jobber who can't match up to Narita Brian
...Is this just her whole identity?

>>536964146
>>536964575
We're getting fucked by the hasten schedule. But we're still getting the "full" experience with all the JP milestones.

>>536964693
I'm not xis, I have abandonment issues.

>>536189352
I still prefer CG over this.
Still wondering why people are upset about the peak and cap shit

>>535186391
>>535187345
Are you guys shitposting or is this a morbid obesity thing?
I can't imagine not being able to do a singular pull up, especially if you work out, but maybe I've just never been or had any friends THAT fat.

>>534842619
>cuckquean
Who is she watching you bang...?

>>534529784
>>534529693
what happened?

>decide to try 2 speed/2 stam/2 wit for the first time
>everyone camps Wit for the first 2 years, becomes the highest stat
>enter the third year with less than 500 on all stats except Wit
>destroy EVERY SINGLE RACE by 4 lengths or more
Is this the power of Wit...? Do I owe witGAWDS an apology...?
It's not even related to boxing or skills since it was a front runner and the only skills I taught her before URA were Medium Straightaways and Red Shift

>>534217146
i don't speak a single bit of jap, besides rando weeb shit I picked up
but man, imagine having to listen to this fucker on a daily basis

Ok I kinda regret not getting the GSC Bourbon fig off Mandarake when it was up for 25k unopened recently

>first Matikane career
>have lost every single race (4th on debut, 10th of hopeless, 5th on first mandatory, 4th on optional)
>litrally not even enough fans to try and get the first crown
>managed to get through the entire pre-debut only triggering 2 support card events, the least I've ever seen
>has gotten every unique random mood down event
>first time I ever fail at the claw game
why did none of you fags tell me this bitch was CURSED?

>>533738106
>With sprint/mile Uma you can just spam speed and win easy peasy, getting one easy S+ speed
Am I missing something, or is this a thing for medium as well? Seems that getting an A uma is a lot easier for Sprinter than Medium or long, considering you need to focus on at least two skills, if not three. Granted, it's probably a card/skill issue, but ya know. Need to learn and all that.

King Halo's story might be the one that makes the least sense when you win.
>win every race until the derby
>come in second, lose to Seiun Sky by a nose
>her mom calls in, starts gushing over Secial Needs (who got destroyed) and King is on the border of having a mental breakdown over being a failure
I can only imagine how bad it is if you actually win everything

So how does score work, exactly? Thought I might as well start actively aiming to get A+ umas, even if it's not optimal racing-wise. For the carats and shit.

>co-worker sends me a random Matikanetannhauser Mambo meme
>through work DMs
>and it's all because I briefly told him about this game and that I played it a week ago and he said he was gonna get into it since he loved horse racing as a kid

>>532563579
>all of those clubs
>mostly all full
Jesus, do we really have that many people around here?