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Teio!

hors

Bros....

Starting to think this is a waste of TP

This fucking Uma YEARNS for the glue factory.

>>533739074
friendmax into hopeless stakes?

>try for stamina spark on rudolf
>get to ura
>lose since other stats arent high enough

friday needs to hurry up my cards need some serious uncaps

>missed the Special Week card and borrow Sweet Creek
>have Oguri cap
Do I only nees one ace and use two debuffers? Or am I screwed?

>>533739127
>1 Maru star
>Mile pink
glue

Is Taishin actually good? I kind of want her to complete the BNW team.

>>533739175
Nah i was blasting the shortest "completion" for the satsuki sho event that ends soon

yknow, maybe i should stop caring. it's been 2 days and i already want to die.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>533739074
you'll get there

>>533738106
>With sprint/mile Uma you can just spam speed and win easy peasy, getting one easy S+ speed
Am I missing something, or is this a thing for medium as well? Seems that getting an A uma is a lot easier for Sprinter than Medium or long, considering you need to focus on at least two skills, if not three. Granted, it's probably a card/skill issue, but ya know. Need to learn and all that.

>>533739074
hopeless stakes suicide runs.....

How many more months do I have to wait for my wife?

Ryan a cute.

>>533738614
>>533738790
>>533738826
ehhh thats not the greatest motivation to start it. i already have a fuckton of story backlog in other games. i'm too autistic to skip story even when it's boring.

>>533737762
Kakeru is always doing well at these big events and Fuudo is up there as well

>>533739127
MARUZENSKY HATE!
DUMB UMA!
DUMB!

>>533739252
that would've been an actually decent parent if it had better grandparents
were you out of borrows?

The hopeless stakes memes make me laugh until it happens to me
this race is the bane of my fucking existence

Wai huh hWaht BTHJFGJUYUFJCKCHUIAH AHHUAHUASU YOU FGUCKING NIGGEWR HORSE ROSES ARENT EVEN FUCKMIUNIG BLUE

Still spamming grass for some reason.

>>533739150
yeah I too immediately give up on these circunstances
"the luckiest horse always wins"

>>533739074
Why dont you make her a frontrunner just for that

>>533739127
>he gets playtime's over and slipstream white sparks in the first place
luckshitter

>>533739190
my glue factory is already getting full

>>533739103
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why is Curren Chan so AGP femboy coded? Is it because her horse is a male?

>>533739539
>Is it because her horse is a male?
get out trollbaiting tourist

>>533739438
lol lmao

uuhhh where can i watch the special week event i just skipped it the first time

I WANNA KNOW

HAVE YOU EVEEEER SEEEEEN THE RAIN

>>533739539
More like the horse is a mare.

>>533739445
Same run as this bullshit. I can barely muster the strength to keep putting up with it in the hope she shits out a 3*

>>533739539
retarded zoomerbabble nonsense

>>533739539
I don't want to google whatever the fuck that means but Curren Chan was a mare

>>533739367
uuuuuuuhhhh sensei? this is an uma thread

>>533739387
i had borrows but i was trying to propogate white sparks first. That vodka was my first groundwork seed. and i've been working on getting it propogated into higher stars

NTR sex

yup here comes that SEA time kind of posts

>>533739559
Soramaru is so good at games I literally learned how to play watching her streams

>533739539
>check the time
>11 AM in SEA

instead of farming for maru's ult sparks why don't we just use maru in cm

>>533739675
>was
Rather is, she's still alive

>>533739539
i dont even know what you are saying...

>>533739771
Congratulations! You have been promoted to honorary SEAnigg.

>>533739894
no (You)

>>533739539
there's is only 1 playable mare uma in the game right now lil bro

Track inheritance don't matter in CM so having S in turf is useless right?

THIS FUCKING SLUT IS TOO HARD TO TRAIN

>>533739661
>Announcer lies to everyone

Grim. Would have caused some serious fights when people tried to cash in their bets.

This is good enough for a CM parent, right?

am i too late to join any clubs

>>533740018
>4 speed 2 stam
It’s that easy.

>>533740081
no

INES, YOU BITCH

>>533740081
no

It's time to come back.

>>533739991
no, track inheritance matters. if your horse has s in turf and s in medium, it has i think 20% bonus power for turf and 20% bonus speed for distance?

>>533739661
>that gamma
holy non-existent HDR>SDR conversion batman!

>>533740128
im all ears

>>533740081
Who's Ryan is that? I need that shit.

>>533740018
Don't call my wife slurs, she's doing her best!

>>533740108
nta but somehow even when she's the favorite she consistently fails her races when it counts even with ideal stats. either she's cursed or just lazy.

Opera is WEAK to aggression

>>533740081
nopers

>>533740159
pls stop

is it worth it trying to get this shit for my CM nige? I dont use any of these cards at all, in fact only have an unleveled gold ship

TRAINER not BREEDER
Please respect my boundaries

>>533740262
Yes, GW is THE skill for Nige'rs

>>533739438
skill issue

>>533740081
maybe if you're using it for goldship or narita taisen

>>533740081
bwo? your slipstream? your tail held high? your ramp up? your playtime's over?

>>533740287
>he didnt read the contract
oh nyo

>>533740142
>>533740153
>>533740221
Jesus christ so you guys all expect to have
>3* blue spark
>3* pink in medium or turf
>URA finale
AND good skills?
I'm dropping the game if that's the requirement. I have too much of a life for this shit.

>>533740287
>>533740356
Do female trainers also have the 'breeder' part of thee contract?

My Oguri always jobs in room races while I see other Oguris win all the time

How the fuck do you build this bitch properly?

>>533740427
3* blue spark, medium and URA finale is not a requirement. 2* is good enough but you MUST have at minimum 2 of the 4 skills to make up for it

>>533740427
notice how none of them posted the perfect parent they are needling you about
part of this game is understanding how much is a realistic grind amount and when you gotta run with what you get

>>533740468
show your Oguri instead of cool art so we can analyze why

Man I hate this game sometimes

>back to back to back 4 people in guts
bro i know the guts party does not go that hard

>>533740468
Promise to treat her to KFC

>>533740427
>Look at autistic tryhards going for 120% performance then ask them for advice
>They oblige
>"oh my god that's too much :("
lil bro you can still go for participation rewards or place 1st if you're lucky and happen to land with a bunch of average players it's not that fucking difficult

Any /uma/ clubs recruiting? Was going to join UMAdash but they filled while I was waiting the 24h cd.
50m fans, active player 530828219065

>>533740539
they're all trash anyway
I'd rather see an actually good Oguri that can win room races with the stats or skills I should be aiming for

>>533739438
torena issue to be honest

>>533740178
I thought they completely removed the track type variable so dirters like haru can run?

>>533740287
Literally impossible with Daiwa

Mambo

>>533739438
let's take it easy man

>>533740468
Acceleration.

>>533740191
Someone posted it in a thread yesterday/2 days ago and I got it from there. Might just have to dig through the archives to find it. I don't remember the code sorry.

>>533739438
are you retarded? She has a C in mile

THE STAKES? HOPEFUUUUUUUUUL

Goddammit
3 fell off right at the fucking end
It was so goddamn close

>>533740592
desu if you're willing to wait our danchou might kick a guy for you, we kicked a few already and you have a good fan count

>>533740861
it do be like that sometimes

>>533740657
i don't believe so? why do you think everyone is choosing a horse that can run miles on turf

>Any Spark that isn't Stamina or URA Finale
Instant glue factory.

>>533740717
And Creek
And Curren
And Mcqueen
And Diamond
And Verxina
And Gentildonna

who should I convert to a dirt racer to round out my team

>>533740447
Yes but they have to get creative since they lack the prerequesite tools
Japan must grow larger

>>533740717
You need to help her be number 1 at sex as well

>>533740916
medium on turf*

>>533740975
do they get assigned to uma(futa)?

I'M GOING IN BOYS

>>533740627
Alright, I'll run my Oguri.
>CM Room: 12233139
Bring 3 of your best umapyois!

>>533740973
depends on your pink sparks

yeah i'm done

>>533740973
isnt' it just el condor pasa? if you need 2, el condor pasa and maruzensky

>>533740973
El has a B in dirt so she's easy to get to A

>>533740159
who?

>>533740657
Sure, no rush really as long as I make it before the lockout

>>533741153
get BOOMER'd lmao

>>533740427
this is one of the best suzukas (if not the best) in global right now

>Hopeful Stakes
>No. 1 favorite
I'm afraid it's over lads. Not feeling it this one.

So close, yet so far...
I'm tempted to run another Matikanefukukitaru career back-to-back with the 31 TP I have left for today

>>533741078
What is she yapping about? Isn't the hot spring ticket the first place?

>>533741153
>take risk of racing too much in a row
>receive the penalty you knew could happen
skill issue

>>533741101
some retard brought two...

Which daily mission is the one to do?

>>533740468
more wit unironically

>>533741287
not everyone has 3 aces built....

>>533741153
bro...your tazuna?

>>533740978
#1 at handholding
#1 at kissing
#1 at nakadashi
#1 at number of kids

>>533741279
First place is technically the hamburger steak

>>533741279
hamburg steak with carrot in it is first place

>>533741153
>game: "hey you should stop running too many races in a row"
>(You): "no way, fag"
torena issue

>>533741175
>>533740862
woops meant to quote this

>>533741070
Umamusume are girls anon
They dont have dicks

What determines unique skill rank-ups? Genuinely feels random.

>>533741238
you love to see it

Are umas heavy?
Would they crush their trainer during cowgirl?

Heat
Mejiro Dober

>n-no bro you are going to get fucked when bakushin legend blah blah blah

Worst thing is, I know a bunch of faggots here are probably struggling

>>533741519
>Late despite being able to run King as Pace

>>533741514
see

CM room
Bring 3
ID: 92424610

>>533741581
I won twice against her with Halo.

>>533741602
way too low stamina to feel good about running her pace, plus I like the "challenge" of having her as late the whole run

>>533741237
>1200 speed with only 3 cards
>also manages to get 900+ stam and 800+ wit
What in the god damn fuck

>>533741569
Dork

>>533741435
Ok I'll post ur id in Club chat when the leader comes back online. He's pretty active so you should get an inv today or maybe tomorrow if he decides to kick a guy

My buddy coached me and i won career and finally got enough stars and statues to unlock the lab coat

>win a G1 with Ryan
>she celebrates with a 10ft vertical
O.O

Do you guys know what day it is?

well, that was fun. i knew it was gonna happen but seeing yourself die in person was interesting

>>533741758
>3
I meant 2 fuck

>>533741903
no

>>533741101
>>533741673
So what's the result? My shits trash so I want to see some actually good horses

>>533740627
>I'd rather see an actually good Oguri >>533741101
You've got two to choose from.

God, she’s perfect.

>>533741568
>Are umas heavy
I mean i would assume they would be a bit heavier due to denser muscle mass but not gargantuanly so.

>>533741673
Let me train Akikawa

>>533741568
Question is, do you have the balls to tell your uma that she's heavy? Especially to the more domineering ones like in that pic?

Just got Tokai Teio BTH's hot springs episodes and got these two tickets. will the pool change or is there no reason to hold on to them and just use em asap?

>>533741887
Good job

Who do I even use to grind for 600/1100/600? It's so hard...

>>533741990
Fixed pool but you should use them before the 3* redeem voucher

>>533741936
stop breaking containment, faggot

>>533741758
We told you to reroll for Kitasan and Sweepy. We told you over and over and over but you didn't listen

>>533741932
>lol my skill grind tachyon got 3rd.

>>533741887
Remember to suck his dick to say thank you

IT IS MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME TODAY!!!
https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7

>>533740212
Ah right catbox me the full image I'm a chink Ill make an English version

can someone help me understand this? I originally built a frontrunner Maruzensky with S Turf/Medium with Early lead+Unrestrained. Then I was fucking around and noticed pace beats front every time even when I tried adding a shitload of speed skills onto the frontrunner. Why? Front doesn't seem to be gassing out.

>>533742080
I’ll pray for you buddy

>>533742191
! ! ! ! ! ! !

>>533742207
https://files.catbox.moe/vto9wq.png
okay

Today is Sex with Gentildonna Sunday!!!

>>533742080
he's our local avatarschizo so expect him to get worse if anything

Bros, I just bought a Kitasan account and it was already in a club
Is this a red flag

>>533741925

1 > 2 > 3

Grow up

Twin Turbo
Hishi Akebono
Hokko Tarumae

It's time for your goo goo babies
https://files.catbox.moe/feydd8.mp4

>>533742351
>1000 + 2 gold staminakeks in shambles

How many copies of [Messing Around] Nice Nature could you get through the event? I only have one, and I'm thinking I might have tossed some on accident to roll for Curren

Is this enough stamina for CM?

>>533742351
>That Maruzensky
How do you even get that much speed, stam and wit?
I can get good speed and stam but wit ends up looking more like the 2nd one in there.

>>533742341
Was the account advertised as a fresh reroll?
Alternatively rerollers could have parked accounts into a club for free gibs for more rolls to reroll with.

I will post more JP only umas, and you can do nothing to stop me.

/Uma/ Club danchou, if you're here please kick Kusa, he hasn't gotten a single new fan in 2 weeks.

>>533742430
MLB

>>533742271
are you sure this is the original copy? the quality is really low, can you send me the artist link instead?

>>533742397
Akebono cute!

>>533742436
Someone host so bwo can find out

>>533739006 (OP)

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wtf Kusa

>>533742475
Wake me up when Daring Heart gets released

imagine losing a single legend race, lmao

>>533742475
genshin ass character design

>>533742475
Durandal is so sexy

how do you even do king halo's career I need her for the bakushin race she just keep on fumbling in japanese derby or it would be much easier to get a different one to do sprints

>>533742081
I sparked but only got 1LB Kitasan and Tosho, I didn't want to reroll because I already had 2 9*s at that time

>>533742243
Look at when blue's skills are popping, 90% of them are useless. only unrestrained had *some* use

>land every hint that I need in the first year of the career
>uma proceeds to choke and fail to get 1st on the next 5 G1s
I have never come as close to chucking my mouse across the room.

>>533742461
you get lucky and take risks
thats just about it

It's a miracle human women haven't been totally wiped out as umas are better in every aspect at the cost of being more hungry and a little more retarded

>>533742243
Less aggressive strategies get stat bonuses during the final spurt so that they catch up to the Front Runners.
Adding a bunch of velocity skills that don't trigger during late-race or the final spurt barely does anything besides help with recovering (you're blocked by 10 NPCs who gas out and push you to the back so you need to burn stamina to recover) or getting a good position.

>>533742518
Whoops I'm wrong not 2 weeks, just 4 days. Still though

>>533742660
no stam

>>533742475
None of those look good.

>>533742537
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7109555?q=parent%3A9248231

>>533742475
*shoots you dead*
Now what punk?

>>533742631
your mile sparks?

>>533742631
personally, i just bred her long and medium inherits to bump it to at least b. then borrowed a stam 9*

>>533742191
>this video is unavailable

>>533742534
Oh. Oopsie
Might have to work with my other 1LB [It's Just Water] instead in that case

Nishishi

>>533742858
i miss this era of the internet

>>533742660
take power sparks next time dumpass

How do I trick my horse into raping me?

>>533742631
Not a metafag, but focus on speed, power, and stamina in that order. Get cards that grant her stamina skills and skills suitable for late surgers. And of course legacies that boost and offer all that shit.

>>533742724
welp even the source is blurry I guess ill just have to make do

CM room
3 uma
ID: 69854562

>everyone wants to support urara
>but not help her train
>except you
What the fuck

>>533742945
Calm the fuck down Mr. Hands

why is she like this

>>533742243
Because those skills don't help at the end of the race when a pace chaser will be trying to overtake you. The only one that might is Straightaways but the chance it triggers in the final spurt is gonna be low and you also have low wit, making the chance even lower. If you add Homestretch haste or some other speed/accel that procs in the last spurt instead of those skills your front runner will get better odds of winning

>>533742910
that wasn't the problem

>>533742191
>>533742858
I am dumb, but dont let that stop this MARVELOUS SUNDAY
https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgQtBcsv4qo
Why is this such a banger

>reroll autists are STILL talking
>theyre reddit catposting

>>533742945
Keep a carrot in your pants over night.

>>533743079
nobody knows

what are the meta support cards for skills

>>533743079
Perpetually horny. Can't stop cumming when umas are within touching distance.

>>533742909
Maybe 10 years from now you'll miss some things from the current era

>>533742892
Sex

least likely uma to rape her trainer?

>>533743018
Can I join these if I have 1 good Uma, a shitty debuffer Nature and a random mid Uma or is this a tryhard perfect team type of thing?

>>533743362
Not him but join and see how hard you eat shit as to achieve ego death and accept the fact that you will lose and that you're fine with it happening.

>>533743204
https://youtu.be/_zww10ChSvM?si=HI5D792Ehu39SM1R

>>533743362
thats the purpose
you go in checking out whats working for you and whats working for everyone else and adjust accordingly

even in umamusume i'm such a fucking social retard god i was just autopiloting

>>533743497
>ningen woman literally throwing herself at you
>"no way fag"
you have no one but yourself to blame

I had sex with Teio and broke her leg

>>533743535
based

>>533742654
>>533742685
How should I improve the frontrunner? I tried adding last spurt accelerators and its still not even close.

>>533743018
Golshi redemption

>>533743445
>>533743470
Alright then I'll try to join the next one if it doesn't fill up instantly

>>533743339
None, even Urara wants your carrot once she goes into heat

>>533743631
im scared my uma will break her legs if she finds out...

goldshit

>>533743674
I know.

Did I finally get a decent parent to build off of?

I love horses

>>533743631
i wasnt paying attention and thought it was the event to either get +5 stat or +5 energy and i immediately tapped the bottom option

>Fail training
>Uma literally dies
brutal

>>533743814
Who are these whores?

THIS UMA'S EATIN BEANS!

training failure ryona compilation

>>533743814
those are cows

>>533743229
Catposting is /vg/ gacha general culture though. Especially Cygames gacha.

>https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1951621883570606246
how is he shooting these out so quickly

>>533743814
Stop... I'm not coming back...

>>533743883
Those are your beloved horses bro

Well then, it wasn't even gold

>>533744009
oh i like police horses

>>533743686
its time for you to join NOW

CM room 3 uma
ID: 87129654

>american horse
>hates vaccines

>>533743936
>cup noodles ad
this guy I swear

>>533743272
ines fujin

>>533743204
>not Tamamo

>don't play along with super creek's fetish
>mood down
What the actual fuck?

>>533744158
I was too slow

How did society progress without the use of horses?

>>533744362
>he didn't suck her tits like a baby
why are you gay

is it true if the parents have URA finals that it is more likely the child is more likely to end up with a URA finals spark?

what are the actual stamina requirements for styles? do you need more stamina as front runner or end closer?

>>533744158
Holy shit poor Maruzensky

>>533744425
Maybe they built more slave ships...

>>533743470
>you go in checking out whats working for you and whats working for everyone else and adjust accordingly
I feel like I'm overshooting the shit out of stam and should take less heals and more speed/acceleration skills personally

>>533744158
>Agnes rushes in front of Maru at last corner
>Blocks Maru ult acceleration
>Then runs out of stamina and blocks her to death
>Agnes ends up near last

damn kamikaze woman

Post torena rape

>>533744323
doesn't it suck to have a guts card in your deck?

i WILL order my uma's shoubufuku and make her watch me cum into her shoes

>>533744710
I need her to break my legs

>>533744641
Pre trainer rape

>just noticed the uma db sorts all results by trainer id
>no one will even bother getting to even see yours if your number is too high
Fuck guys my ID starts with 7. Do I reroll?

Trying to pass down an ult from a grandparent is fucking awful.

>>533744641
This is why you rape them first
>But muh horse strength
That can be dealt with.

>>533744710
If it's any consolation Gentildonna would make a protective and caring mother
>pic related

>>533744801
*gives you an ID that starts with 8 or 9

How long till i can roll a new horse

>>533744815
you need at least 2* green, 1* is hopeless

>>533744846
>Gold ship refused to breed with this.

i get the vibe that bourbon's shoubufuku was designed when she was flatter but then she kept growing
her tits are so jiggly

>>533744627
kino

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess!

wtf why didn't anybody tell me Nice Nature is secretly best girl???

>>533743813
That bad? This is so annoying. I have no idea what I'm doing.

>>533743683
Ryan's skill is literally worthless on front or pace since you need to be in 6th for it to activate. Get Taiki and suzukas abilities if you're front or pace. Front is going to suck this champions meet because great escape isn't available yet and is what makes front running good

>>533744206
Please read from right to left, retard-kun
>>533744425
Perhaps a certain demographic known for being victims and shieets, regardless of the truth, would be used extensively for that role.

Is the CM matchmaking real time? Like could I try to snipe a friend doing CM that day?

>>533745002
>Secretly

Did JP get any half-off campaigns during 1st year? Because I'm about to fucking kill myself farming for stam sparks

>>533745002
We have repeatedly stated nice nature is nice natured

>>533744641
Why is Daiwa pretending to be Gimlet with that eyepatch? Is she trying to appeal to Vodka?

>>533744371
hashire hashire uma musume
New CM room, bring 3 of your best
33110700

>>533745002
>secretly

>>533745002
How is it a secret if everyone knows?

>>533744792
Spe wouldn't rape toreina

IM OUT OF TP
time to bust out the carrots

>>533745082
>>533745108
>>533745126
>>533745139
Nobody ever talks about Nice Nature except to meme about her getting all the debuff skills

>>533745114
nice I made it

>>533745164
Not without her moms approval first atleast.
Thus the trip to hokkaido...

>>533744954
Only after she tried to kick him

>>533745205
You haven't been paying attention then.

>>533745205
I've repeatedly extolled her virtues here before, she's too damn lovable

>>533745205
>Beloved for having one of the best career stories
>Beloved for being one of the best characters in Season 2 and 3 of the anime
It wasn't a big secret anon

>>533745205
Nuh uh

>>533745195
>Remember that time I accidently spent carats to on daily races because I was mindlessly clicking the screen.
Matikane.jpg

I'm so tired of spark farming playtimes's over and groundwork.
Are there future cards that make this obsolete or am I really going to need to luckshit 2 parents that have enough to add up to 3*, at least they'll all be frontrunner coded.

>>533745205
What? People have been calling her wife for the longest time

i have the secret strat to get better pulls
>play the game a lot
>pay some money
>stop player for 2 weeks
>come back with free shit
got 4 SSR Uma in a row in 4x10 pulls
they want you back so they give you better odds
this also worked in Genshin Impact, got Hu Tao from it

bow down to gigurichad

kuyashi des....

>>533745652
put it into a cm test room and tell me how it goes

>>533745652
>650 stam
>Only 1 heal

What inherits and card balance should i look for if im trying to train a Maruzensky for the event?

Goddammit same shit, different day

>>533745747
>>533745728
that's clearly a mile horse you bozos

>>533745747
it's going on mile nigger it only needs 550-600 with 1 heal on mile

>>533745268
I think her mom would encourage marriage instead of rape

>Expect her to be calm and honorable
>Pic related
Is there ANY uma who is normal out there??

>>533745652
nice nice
bring it to cm and see what happens

>>533745846
Marriage trap

>>533745652
if no one runs debuffers, this could win

>>533745848
i want her

>>533745497
The early grind is quite hellish, esp compared to current JP live.
>Get to rent more than 3 parents
>Get to borrow entire end game decks, even able to buy them surprisingly cheap if you like em
>Get to change the fucking spark you get
I think I've even heard something about renting 2 parents, but that might be bullshit and me misremembering.

McQueen you're looking a bit heavy. No more sweets

>>533745848
If hors doesn't have that special sauce, they simply don't have what it takes to be a true contender.
Just look at Meek.

>>533745848
That's my beloved horse

>>533745846
i still dont understand the saying
>filling the moat

BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING

I want to roll for tamamo babby already

>>533746029
MOU

>>533745848
Anon, she is PEAK dog uma.
>Your literal bodyguard
>Just a huge puppy in the end that wants you to praise and (head)pat her
Your doggy knight and uma armor.

757 976 647 052
Someone add me to a club please.

>>533746038
But i want to save Meeks career from Kiryuin...
Meek is super cute

>>533745848
DURANDAL DOKO DOKO DOKO DOKO DOKO??????????

Well, Witsnes Witsyon won me the URA finals even though the start of the run was dogshit and I was just seeing what worked. Is wit strong or was I lucky?
>793 spd
>304 stam
>480 power
>287 guts
>882 Wit
She only has 4 stam recovery skills, including her own but even then I feel like she maybe should have been gassing out? I really don't understand these stats desu. She had better stats when I made a gutsnes but performed worse

Bitch Nature

I love Grass-chan...

Does Ryan's skill work for end closers or nah

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J589x0THsAQ

when ovfevre comes to global will she step on me

>>533746008
I might as well wait to farm it on her and make her a gigaparent. I guess I should be happy that I already have half a dozen blue 9* parents for now.

so does cygenerous ever give out tp refills or should i just pull the trigger and use my precious karats

Durandal or Furioso?

>>533746357
how in the fuck did you run out of juices
its almost impossible unless you are permanently playing all day

post your profile stats

What day is Teio sex?

>>533746280
It does, I think it works more for end because they'll eventually move up to the order condition while late might miss it

McQueen is the kind of girl you have rough nasty sex with zero love in it. Just lust and feral instincts

>>533746315
>I guess I should be happy that I already have half a dozen blue 9* parents for now.
maybe you should go outside and touch some grass

>oh wow, that guy's Goldship won the room match. let's see what the stats look like
>A's for Spd, Sta, Pow
>15 (fifteen!) skills
>22 career races, all 1st place finishes
How do people find the time to train that much while spamming races?

>>533746174
>blonde hair blue eyes
My aryan honse queen...

>>533746174
>your literal bodyguard
Does this mean the umamusume will stop breaking into my apartment?

https://x.com/BagelBombed/status/1951858284983402968
We need more art like this

>>533746469
Proofs?

>>533745205
you missed when nice nature gets fucked by polar bears

>>533746551
No, because your bodyguard is busy raping you herself, letting the others break your door.

>>533746428
https://youtu.be/dVLpS9eufkg?si=BiRQvkAdXkR34aSV&t=85
kinoo

>Guest Umas disappearing
They're coming for you.

>>533746503
do you have a screenshot

>>533746178
I just followed you bwo, I'll ask our leader if he can add you when he comes online if you're still clubless

>>533740159
What?

Hey guys I'm back from work.
Can I have a (You)?

>>533741887
>6 runs
>343k fans
>still was able to get her to 3 star
AHHHHHHHH

>>533746503
>find the time to train
Got lucky with charming, I guess. If you get charming and max out friends early, you can just spam races if there's no good rainbows.

>>533746469
>with zero love in it
Fake news

>>533746503
Tell me about it, anon. I can barely get a consistent 600 600 600 going without fucking up one way or another, much less get a ton of optional races on top.

>>533746596
Just look at her

>used bakushin to beat the other legends
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT BAKUSHIN

>>533746837
?

>>533743535
>>533743796
Anime?

>>533746593
Okay im not usually into this sorta thing
But they draw a cute shuttle

>>533746937
holy fucking newfag

>>533746837
>he didn't luckshit taiki, the best dirt sprinter/mile uma for a long time
lol

Dober is the kind of girl you have beautiful passion filled sex full of love with. Kissing and staring in each other’s eyes as you both climax at the same time.

>>533746174
>Anon, she is PEAK dog uma.
Taiki Shuttle bros, our response?

>>533747016
t. special week

>>533746979
Anime?

who asked

i've been having intensely garbage luck with summer rainbows and early friendship training, shit sucks

>>533746837
Your King?

I've left my random club full of inactives.
Any /uma/ clubs with room, without 30 million per month requirements?
220729921025

All these Maruzenskys and ZERO 3* of any kind. DUMB UMA

>>533746837
it appears you are in need of a first-rate sprinter, anon

>>533746894
>>533747008
>roll little sister
>gets Maruzensky TWICE
Can she beat Bakushin?
>>533747138
Eternally doomed in C+

ty bwo i missed out last month rewards so hopefully I can get this month.

>>533746837
I Air Groove'd past Bakushin with ease.

>>533747016
Very true

bros why is this guide telling me to get Outer Post Proficiency ◎ for CM? isnt it just a 1 in 3 chances of getting it?

>>533747238
Nigga you fucking have a 4 star Maruzensky and can't beat Bakushit?
Just get your trainer license revoked already.

tell me about Dober, what's so great about her

Oya oya ...?

I don't recognize the old guy on the far right, anyone?

Vodka more like Vodcringe

>>533747323
And I did it again. It's not that hard. Focus on Speed and Stamina with 600 Power.

>>533747349
because its speed, they overvalue that stat to the extreme because it assumes everyone is also running 1200 speed and every little bit helps edge out the win, you don't need it imo.

>>533747394
her ult is a meta inherit for most late/end racers on most race tracks

>>533747394
Cute and sex

>>533747378
by the umas being posted here I have no shame in being a f2p that's overreached his status and will most likely destroy these pussy ass swipers in CM lmao

You can't convince me people are farming for
>2* Stam
>2* med
>2* unique
>2+ white skill sparks
Parents
Without refreshing stam

>>533747294
>>533746721

>>533747439
>random fat guy
wat

>>533746837
Bro your King Halo?

>>533747547
you get 4.8 runs a day without iirc. Yeah most of these niggas are chuggin

schleep

>>533747638
oyahors

>>533747394
This one dev went out of his way to code two different kinds of interactions depending on the gender.
>tsundere for males
>friendly for females
Or if you like closet doujin makers.

>>533747394
my wife shiburin but hors

Not sure how readable this is since I just went through the archives for CM room posts and their 1st/2nd placement results, and slapped it into mspaint after downsizing.

>guide says get Pump Iron for Golshi
>it never fucking procs cause she's never in 6th place going into late race

If my horse get late started and rushed during CM is she just going to lose

>>533747663
>tsundere closet doujin maker
>meta parent
zased

May I have some feedback on the translation? I added some personal touches to it cause Chinese as a language is just such a subhuman and soulless language, I don't even know why I bother learning it haha

I seriously believe whales are easily beatable in the upcoming champion's meeting. You just need good strategys.

Thank you based King Halo Legend Race

>>533747378
I don't like Maruzenskys face....

I'm so tired, bros...

>>533747238
Maruzensky has one of the best vanilla uniques and inherits in the early game. Also, it’s easy to train her up to A short if you have the sparks.

>Meek wins ura finale
>clocked.jpg

>>533747684
Thanks for the summary, so what did we learn?
>750 stam + 2 golds is perfectly fine

>>533747580
You can see why I'm confused

>>533747779
how is that even possible...

>>533747638
umasumi

>>533747779
FELLOW TRAINERS THIS MAN IS GAY

>>533747739
Trick debuffs reduce your stamina if you get rushed. Stamina debuffs do more damage than any other debuff.

Why didn't you bastard's tell me that Mejiro Ryan is actually a giant dork that's weak to romance. Shit's adorable.

>>533747684
wow thanks bwo this is cool

post em I've done maybe one a day until recently when my breeding autism kicked in for cm

>>533747729
I want to wake up to my uma wife...

SASUGA KINGU

>>533747762
>You just need good strategys

>>533745521
cuuuute

Oops. Anyways, any feedback on the translation?

>>533747930
She has ugly hair.

>>533747925
Surely getting late started and rushed together when my ace has 500-600 wit wouldn't happen consistently and the one room I've joined so far isn't an example of what to expect

Its a crime that i cant personally train happy meek

>>533740556
Ah yeah I remember the night owl into migraine into mood down before my Rudolph maiden race.

I was dumbfounded at how this could happen in 3 turns but this game is wonderful at fucking you over.

>>533746092
Special 's good ending except she tells her mom about the hotspring event in a completely misunderstand-able way

Natie's song...

Please listen to it...

I wasn't able to get an S, but I believe I can focus on the other 2 runners for now.

>>533747930
So is Vodka and I'd fuck Vodka to kingdom come while I'd poke Ryan with a pointy stick

just stole bakushin's boots, do I get two more days to farm stars or just one? if two I think I can get her to 3*

>>533745205
Wrong bitch
If this is an excuse to get people to post Nature pics that's fine

CM is rock paper scissor on whoever gets more debuffed loses. Stop worrying about strategy and hope you most likely pair up with B+ shitters.

>>533748174
agnes lackyon

>>533747684
I'm still curious as to how the hell do you get that much stamina as a dummy, do you just pick stam sparks with URA Finale and go 3 stam/3 speed?

>>533748058
Here is the uncensored catbox
https://files.catbox.moe/nk2d5p.png

>>533748058
Why is Doto like this?

>>533747930
There are like two or three anons here that like her even if she has a wack haircut and dresses like your elementary art teacher.

>>533748198
it's always three days and we're on the first day so you have two days left or 6 runs or 7*3*2 stars left to get (small chance to get an extra star)

>>533748259
>uncensored catbox
>is censored

She came so close to beating Bakushin but couldn't pass her at the final stretch, did I build her wrong?

>>533748058
based and thank you

>>533746837
we told you you needed another sprinter other than bakushin cause she was a legend race

>>533748259
BWO IT'S STILL CENSORED...

Bakushin O? More like Jobber O ho ho

>>533747930
cute donkey

Only 1 million fans today?

>>533748058
Here is the real uncensored one sorry about that
https://files.catbox.moe/wu6v0u.png

>Play Style
Oh nonono

>>533748349
its wild to me the disrespect digital got, why'd they make this unironic stallion champion a stinky fucking fujo

>>533748323
neat, thanks

>>533748335
Probably lacks power.
>did I build her wrong?
You have calm in a crowd and deep breath (for long) so yeah

HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIT

IT EXISTS

I FUCKING FAILED URA FOR THE FIRST TIME BUT I GOT THE STAM SPARK

>>533748415
900k to be exact
You're giving me too much credit

>>533747547
All the metacuck whale sweats are probably burning through carats at this point.

>>533748415
im sorry danchou..

>>533748441
>Uma&Co ranked 220
>/Umagg/ ranked 221
nice.

>>533748409
Huge boytits

>>533748515
Gratz, now DIE!
>>533748542
Cute boy!

>>533748514
I'll be honest bwo, I cannot figure this game out. All I know is SPEED and "Umamusume is Wit Game"

>>533748335
power is way too low and lacking in skills that actually matter

>>533748423
Thanks again, Doto a cute, Opera a cute.

>>533748423
Awesome... Good job, umadacchi

>>533748572
What a goof ball

>>533748495
She is a himejoshi you tourist.

>>533746837
Bakus first legend where i went 3/3 for once, usually always some rng nonsense. Even used the same S rank sprinter silence suzuka that had 50% win vs taiki and halo

Is there a World Record community or any interest in World Records for this game? The winner gets shown how fast he finished the race so surely there are people competing to finish a race faster than anybody else ever did?

>>533748335
>sub 600 stats
It's a miracle you even got through career.

>>533748589
If you're blocked, you're blocked

Good morning umamaniacs!

>any album version of a song
>includes T*io on vocals

>>533748631
unless digital was a gay hors irl, this character assassination isn't very nice cygames.

>>533748701
could be worse
It could be happy meek

>>533748683

>>533748692
sadly many such cases

>>533748423
>looks like Trainer rapebait
>is actually a sexual predator

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/Qr0WT-3TiZ4

>>533748415
>got like 12m today
>basically 1/5 of today's entire club fan count
Spark farming is hell.

>>533748515
I got one earlier >>533743813.

>>533747684
i wonder how whale umas actually look like if this is what the anons have

>>533747754
>>533748058
>>533748259
>>533748423
Wait isnt this the danchou of cuma?

Watching cinderalla gray makes me wonder how did retards like urara and matikanetannhauser made it into tracen

>>533748769
fucking lol, excellent soundpost. Saved

>>533748683
>>533748769

>>533747394
Imagine if McQueen was cuter, more beautiful, had nice boobs, and wasn’t a fat ass.

>>533748763
Get your ears checked.

>>533748736
Cry more

>>533748692
>>533748769
>check time
>1:03PM Jakarta time
Like literal fucking clockwork lmao, you pagpag eaters really seethe at yuriposting

>>533748853
you might wanna go back to /pol/

>>533748736
he wasn't, it's because people called him "weird" that the original designer made her like this
it's another relic of when the project was even more yuribaity

>>533748736
Digital doesn't want them; she wants them to fuck each other.

>>533748823
that anon IS a WHALE

>>533747480
i don't think ive seen a single legend go lower than 3rd and that was only once o.O

I-I'm shy...

>>533748736
cygames cant help themselves with this type of character
all their games have one

Oisu!

>>533748830
elaborate your reasoning

>>533748906
whales are already on S rank

>>533748897
>check time
>1:03PM Jakarta time
Like literal fucking clockwork lmao, you pagpag eaters really seethe at BasedPosting, aka Hetfag hour, you TRANNY

>>533748871
>even the female trainer is looking worried
wait, do they rape them too?

>>533748692
Seethe

>>533748838
Think of games with esports scene that you're good at
Maybe you're good enough to win the locals but you completely shit the bed on nationals against the best of the best in your country
It's like that
Or you're a nepo baby and somehow got into the nationals for some reason

>>533748903
>relic
how true is that?

Release me, please

>>533748972
some higher-up or higher-ups at cygames really fucking love gayshit

>>533748972
They made a whole ass yuri anime

>>533749053
Tracen is an equal opportunities academy

>>533749031
grass wonder would never

Danchou is forcing everyone to use their carats on energy so we can farm more fans.
He said that the Japanese clubs do this so we must do it too. I thought I was finally able to save for horses...

>reached the moment where i'm no longer having fun because runs are all the samey
i love the game but my lack of umas and support cards is killing my desire to keep playing ura, and i know it's my fault for not rolling, but after having to spark 2 kitasans i'm traumatized, even with the 0.75% supposedly for future banners

>>533748859
But McQueen has some cute buds though?

>>533749081
Having fun yet?

>>533747930
cuz her haircut makes me nauseous

>>533748692
Bwo on one of the OG animations had a yuri scene between Ogui e Rudolf

>>533749081
>B/B+
gotta try harder trainer san

>>533749115
I see...

>>533749119
golshi event is for you

>>533749031
too big for suzuka

>lesbian shit posting increasing
>tons of "reee hetfag" autism without image attached
>pic related
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>533749024
Look at who requested that song in the first post

How are my 1200 450 1200 sprinters not winning team trials. What is going on

>>533749081
why are you making so many reindeers

>>533748969
Girl that just loves to be with her trainer
Cant fault her for being a but of a spaz