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>>533719608>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Yukino Bijin (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR)
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://honse.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
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Bros....
Starting to think this is a waste of TP
This fucking Uma YEARNS for the glue factory.
>>533739074friendmax into hopeless stakes?
>try for stamina spark on rudolf
>get to ura
>lose since other stats arent high enough
friday needs to hurry up my cards need some serious uncaps
>missed the Special Week card and borrow Sweet Creek
>have Oguri cap
Do I only nees one ace and use two debuffers? Or am I screwed?
>>533739127>1 Maru star>Mile pink glue
Is Taishin actually good? I kind of want her to complete the BNW team.
>>533739175Nah i was blasting the shortest "completion" for the satsuki sho event that ends soon
yknow, maybe i should stop caring. it's been 2 days and i already want to die.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>533739074you'll get there
>>533738106>With sprint/mile Uma you can just spam speed and win easy peasy, getting one easy S+ speedAm I missing something, or is this a thing for medium as well? Seems that getting an A uma is a lot easier for Sprinter than Medium or long, considering you need to focus on at least two skills, if not three. Granted, it's probably a card/skill issue, but ya know. Need to learn and all that.
>>533739074hopeless stakes suicide runs.....
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How many more months do I have to wait for my wife?
>>533738614>>533738790>>533738826ehhh thats not the greatest motivation to start it. i already have a fuckton of story backlog in other games. i'm too autistic to skip story even when it's boring.
>>533737762Kakeru is always doing well at these big events and Fuudo is up there as well
>>533739127MARUZENSKY HATE!
DUMB UMA!
DUMB!
>>533739252that would've been an actually decent parent if it had better grandparents
were you out of borrows?
The hopeless stakes memes make me laugh until it happens to me
this race is the bane of my fucking existence
Wai huh hWaht BTHJFGJUYUFJCKCHUIAH AHHUAHUASU YOU FGUCKING NIGGEWR HORSE ROSES ARENT EVEN FUCKMIUNIG BLUE
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Still spamming grass for some reason.
>>533739150yeah I too immediately give up on these circunstances
"the luckiest horse always wins"
>>533739074Why dont you make her a frontrunner just for that
>>533739127>he gets playtime's over and slipstream white sparks in the first placeluckshitter
>>533739190my glue factory is already getting full
>>533739103AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is Curren Chan so AGP femboy coded? Is it because her horse is a male?
>>533739539>Is it because her horse is a male?get out trollbaiting tourist
uuhhh where can i watch the special week event i just skipped it the first time
I WANNA KNOW
HAVE YOU EVEEEER SEEEEEN THE RAIN
>>533739539More like the horse is a mare.
>>533739445Same run as this bullshit. I can barely muster the strength to keep putting up with it in the hope she shits out a 3*
>>533739539retarded zoomerbabble nonsense
>>533739539I don't want to google whatever the fuck that means but Curren Chan was a mare
>>533739367uuuuuuuhhhh sensei? this is an uma thread
>>533739387i had borrows but i was trying to propogate white sparks first. That vodka was my first groundwork seed. and i've been working on getting it propogated into higher stars
yup here comes that SEA time kind of posts
>>533739559Soramaru is so good at games I literally learned how to play watching her streams
>533739539
>check the time
>11 AM in SEA
instead of farming for maru's ult sparks why don't we just use maru in cm
>>533739675>wasRather is, she's still alive
>>533739539i dont even know what you are saying...
>>533739771Congratulations! You have been promoted to honorary SEAnigg.
>>533739539there's is only 1 playable mare uma in the game right now lil bro
Track inheritance don't matter in CM so having S in turf is useless right?
THIS FUCKING SLUT IS TOO HARD TO TRAIN
>>533739661>Announcer lies to everyoneGrim. Would have caused some serious fights when people tried to cash in their bets.
This is good enough for a CM parent, right?
am i too late to join any clubs
>>533740018>4 speed 2 stam Itโs that easy.
>>533739991no, track inheritance matters. if your horse has s in turf and s in medium, it has i think 20% bonus power for turf and 20% bonus speed for distance?
>>533739661>that gammaholy non-existent HDR>SDR conversion batman!
>>533740081Who's Ryan is that? I need that shit.
>>533740018Don't call my wife slurs, she's doing her best!
>>533740108nta but somehow even when she's the favorite she consistently fails her races when it counts even with ideal stats. either she's cursed or just lazy.
Opera is WEAK to aggression
is it worth it trying to get this shit for my CM nige? I dont use any of these cards at all, in fact only have an unleveled gold ship
TRAINER not BREEDER
Please respect my boundaries
>>533740262Yes, GW is THE skill for Nige'rs
>>533740081maybe if you're using it for goldship or narita taisen
>>533740081bwo? your slipstream? your tail held high? your ramp up? your playtime's over?
>>533740287>he didnt read the contractoh nyo
>>533740142>>533740153>>533740221Jesus christ so you guys all expect to have
>3* blue spark>3* pink in medium or turf>URA finaleAND good skills?
I'm dropping the game if that's the requirement. I have too much of a life for this shit.
>>533740287>>533740356Do female trainers also have the 'breeder' part of thee contract?
My Oguri always jobs in room races while I see other Oguris win all the time
How the fuck do you build this bitch properly?
>>5337404273* blue spark, medium and URA finale is not a requirement. 2* is good enough but you MUST have at minimum 2 of the 4 skills to make up for it
>>533740427notice how none of them posted the perfect parent they are needling you about
part of this game is understanding how much is a realistic grind amount and when you gotta run with what you get
>>533740468show your Oguri instead of cool art so we can analyze why
Man I hate this game sometimes
>back to back to back 4 people in guts
bro i know the guts party does not go that hard
>>533740468Promise to treat her to KFC
>>533740427>Look at autistic tryhards going for 120% performance then ask them for advice>They oblige>"oh my god that's too much :("lil bro you can still go for participation rewards or place 1st if you're lucky and happen to land with a bunch of average players it's not that fucking difficult
Any /uma/ clubs recruiting? Was going to join UMAdash but they filled while I was waiting the 24h cd.
50m fans, active player 530828219065
>>533740539they're all trash anyway
I'd rather see an actually good Oguri that can win room races with the stats or skills I should be aiming for
>>533739438torena issue to be honest
>>533740178I thought they completely removed the track type variable so dirters like haru can run?
>>533740287Literally impossible with Daiwa
>>533739438let's take it easy man
>>533740191Someone posted it in a thread yesterday/2 days ago and I got it from there. Might just have to dig through the archives to find it. I don't remember the code sorry.
>>533739438are you retarded? She has a C in mile
THE STAKES? HOPEFUUUUUUUUUL
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Goddammit
3 fell off right at the fucking end
It was so goddamn close
>>533740592desu if you're willing to wait our danchou might kick a guy for you, we kicked a few already and you have a good fan count
>>533740861it do be like that sometimes
>>533740657i don't believe so? why do you think everyone is choosing a horse that can run miles on turf
>Any Spark that isn't Stamina or URA Finale
Instant glue factory.
>>533740717And Creek
And Curren
And Mcqueen
And Diamond
And Verxina
And Gentildonna
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who should I convert to a dirt racer to round out my team
>>533740447Yes but they have to get creative since they lack the prerequesite tools
Japan must grow larger
>>533740717You need to help her be number 1 at sex as well
>>533740916medium on turf*
>>533740975do they get assigned to uma(futa)?
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I'M GOING IN BOYS
>>533740627Alright, I'll run my Oguri.
>CM Room: 12233139Bring 3 of your best umapyois!
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>>533740973depends on your pink sparks
>>533740973isnt' it just el condor pasa? if you need 2, el condor pasa and maruzensky
>>533740973El has a B in dirt so she's easy to get to A
>>533740657Sure, no rush really as long as I make it before the lockout
>>533741153get BOOMER'd lmao
>>533740427this is one of the best suzukas (if not the best) in global right now
>Hopeful Stakes
>No. 1 favorite
I'm afraid it's over lads. Not feeling it this one.
So close, yet so far...
I'm tempted to run another Matikanefukukitaru career back-to-back with the 31 TP I have left for today
>>533741078What is she yapping about? Isn't the hot spring ticket the first place?
>>533741153>take risk of racing too much in a row>receive the penalty you knew could happenskill issue
>>533741101some retard brought two...
Which daily mission is the one to do?
>>533740468more wit unironically
>>533741287not everyone has 3 aces built....
>>533741153bro...your tazuna?
>>533740978#1 at handholding
#1 at kissing
#1 at nakadashi
#1 at number of kids
>>533741279First place is technically the hamburger steak
>>533741279hamburg steak with carrot in it is first place
>>533741153>game: "hey you should stop running too many races in a row">(You): "no way, fag"torena issue
>>533741175>>533740862woops meant to quote this
>>533741070Umamusume are girls anon
They dont have dicks
What determines unique skill rank-ups? Genuinely feels random.
>>533741238you love to see it
Are umas heavy?
Would they crush their trainer during cowgirl?
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Mejiro Dober
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>n-no bro you are going to get fucked when bakushin legend blah blah blah
Worst thing is, I know a bunch of faggots here are probably struggling
>>533741519>Late despite being able to run King as Pace>>533741514see
CM room
Bring 3
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>>533741581I won twice against her with Halo.
>>533741602way too low stamina to feel good about running her pace, plus I like the "challenge" of having her as late the whole run
>>533741237>1200 speed with only 3 cards>also manages to get 900+ stam and 800+ witWhat in the god damn fuck
>>533741435Ok I'll post ur id in Club chat when the leader comes back online. He's pretty active so you should get an inv today or maybe tomorrow if he decides to kick a guy
My buddy coached me and i won career and finally got enough stars and statues to unlock the lab coat
>win a G1 with Ryan
>she celebrates with a 10ft vertical
O.O
Do you guys know what day it is?
well, that was fun. i knew it was gonna happen but seeing yourself die in person was interesting
>>533741758>3I meant 2 fuck
>>533741101>>533741673So what's the result? My shits trash so I want to see some actually good horses
>>533740627>I'd rather see an actually good Oguri >>533741101You've got two to choose from.
>>533741568>Are umas heavyI mean i would assume they would be a bit heavier due to denser muscle mass but not gargantuanly so.
>>533741673Let me train Akikawa
>>533741568Question is, do you have the balls to tell your uma that she's heavy? Especially to the more domineering ones like in that pic?
Just got Tokai Teio BTH's hot springs episodes and got these two tickets. will the pool change or is there no reason to hold on to them and just use em asap?
Who do I even use to grind for 600/1100/600? It's so hard...
>>533741990Fixed pool but you should use them before the 3* redeem voucher
>>533741936stop breaking containment, faggot
>>533741758We told you to reroll for Kitasan and Sweepy. We told you over and over and over but you didn't listen
>>533741932>lol my skill grind tachyon got 3rd.
>>533741887Remember to suck his dick to say thank you
IT IS MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME TODAY!!!
https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7
>>533740212Ah right catbox me the full image I'm a chink Ill make an English version
can someone help me understand this? I originally built a frontrunner Maruzensky with S Turf/Medium with Early lead+Unrestrained. Then I was fucking around and noticed pace beats front every time even when I tried adding a shitload of speed skills onto the frontrunner. Why? Front doesn't seem to be gassing out.
>>533742080Iโll pray for you buddy
>>533742207https://files.catbox.moe/vto9wq.png
okay
Today is Sex with Gentildonna Sunday!!!
>>533742080he's our local avatarschizo so expect him to get worse if anything
Bros, I just bought a Kitasan account and it was already in a club
Is this a red flag
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Grow up
Twin Turbo
Hishi Akebono
Hokko Tarumae
It's time for your goo goo babies
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>>533742351>1000 + 2 gold staminakeks in shambles
How many copies of [Messing Around] Nice Nature could you get through the event? I only have one, and I'm thinking I might have tossed some on accident to roll for Curren
Is this enough stamina for CM?
>>533742351>That MaruzenskyHow do you even get that much speed, stam and wit?
I can get good speed and stam but wit ends up looking more like the 2nd one in there.
>>533742341Was the account advertised as a fresh reroll?
Alternatively rerollers could have parked accounts into a club for free gibs for more rolls to reroll with.
I will post more JP only umas, and you can do nothing to stop me.
/Uma/ Club danchou, if you're here please kick Kusa, he hasn't gotten a single new fan in 2 weeks.
>>533742271are you sure this is the original copy? the quality is really low, can you send me the artist link instead?
>>533742436Someone host so bwo can find out
>>533739006 (OP)Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00
more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiiveโwhether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more
>>533742475Wake me up when Daring Heart gets released
imagine losing a single legend race, lmao
>>533742475genshin ass character design
>>533742475Durandal is so sexy
how do you even do king halo's career I need her for the bakushin race she just keep on fumbling in japanese derby or it would be much easier to get a different one to do sprints
>>533742081I sparked but only got 1LB Kitasan and Tosho, I didn't want to reroll because I already had 2 9*s at that time
>>533742243Look at when blue's skills are popping, 90% of them are useless. only unrestrained had *some* use
>land every hint that I need in the first year of the career
>uma proceeds to choke and fail to get 1st on the next 5 G1s
I have never come as close to chucking my mouse across the room.
>>533742461you get lucky and take risks
thats just about it
It's a miracle human women haven't been totally wiped out as umas are better in every aspect at the cost of being more hungry and a little more retarded
>>533742243Less aggressive strategies get stat bonuses during the final spurt so that they catch up to the Front Runners.
Adding a bunch of velocity skills that don't trigger during late-race or the final spurt barely does anything besides help with recovering (you're blocked by 10 NPCs who gas out and push you to the back so you need to burn stamina to recover) or getting a good position.
>>533742518Whoops I'm wrong not 2 weeks, just 4 days. Still though
>>533742475None of those look good.
>>533742537https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7109555?q=parent%3A9248231
>>533742475*shoots you dead*
Now what punk?
>>533742631your mile sparks?
>>533742631personally, i just bred her long and medium inherits to bump it to at least b. then borrowed a stam 9*
>>533742191>this video is unavailable
>>533742534Oh. Oopsie
Might have to work with my other 1LB [It's Just Water] instead in that case
>>533742858i miss this era of the internet
>>533742660take power sparks next time dumpass
How do I trick my horse into raping me?
>>533742631Not a metafag, but focus on speed, power, and stamina in that order. Get cards that grant her stamina skills and skills suitable for late surgers. And of course legacies that boost and offer all that shit.
>>533742724welp even the source is blurry I guess ill just have to make do
>everyone wants to support urara
>but not help her train
>except you
What the fuck
>>533742945Calm the fuck down Mr. Hands
>>533742243Because those skills don't help at the end of the race when a pace chaser will be trying to overtake you. The only one that might is Straightaways but the chance it triggers in the final spurt is gonna be low and you also have low wit, making the chance even lower. If you add Homestretch haste or some other speed/accel that procs in the last spurt instead of those skills your front runner will get better odds of winning
>>533742910that wasn't the problem
>>533742191>>533742858I am dumb, but dont let that stop this MARVELOUS SUNDAY
https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgQtBcsv4qo
Why is this such a banger
>reroll autists are STILL talking
>theyre reddit catposting
>>533742945Keep a carrot in your pants over night.
what are the meta support cards for skills
>>533743079Perpetually horny. Can't stop cumming when umas are within touching distance.
>>533742909Maybe 10 years from now you'll miss some things from the current era
least likely uma to rape her trainer?
>>533743018Can I join these if I have 1 good Uma, a shitty debuffer Nature and a random mid Uma or is this a tryhard perfect team type of thing?
>>533743362Not him but join and see how hard you eat shit as to achieve ego death and accept the fact that you will lose and that you're fine with it happening.
>>533743204https://youtu.be/_zww10ChSvM?si=HI5D792Ehu39SM1R
>>533743362thats the purpose
you go in checking out whats working for you and whats working for everyone else and adjust accordingly
even in umamusume i'm such a fucking social retard god i was just autopiloting
>>533743497>ningen woman literally throwing herself at you>"no way fag"you have no one but yourself to blame
I had sex with Teio and broke her leg
>>533742654>>533742685How should I improve the frontrunner? I tried adding last spurt accelerators and its still not even close.
>>533743018Golshi redemption
>>533743445>>533743470Alright then I'll try to join the next one if it doesn't fill up instantly
>>533743339None, even Urara wants your carrot once she goes into heat
>>533743631im scared my uma will break her legs if she finds out...
https://youtube.com/shorts/UVIA5pkeURk
Did I finally get a decent parent to build off of?
>>533743631i wasnt paying attention and thought it was the event to either get +5 stat or +5 energy and i immediately tapped the bottom option
>Fail training
>Uma literally dies
brutal
>>533743814Who are these whores?
training failure ryona compilation
>>533743814those are cows
>>533743229Catposting is /vg/ gacha general culture though. Especially Cygames gacha.
>https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1951621883570606246
how is he shooting these out so quickly
>>533743814Stop... I'm not coming back...
>>533743883Those are your beloved horses bro
Well then, it wasn't even gold
>>533744009oh i like police horses
>>533743686its time for you to join NOW
CM room 3 uma
ID: 87129654
>american horse
>hates vaccines
>>533743936>cup noodles adthis guy I swear
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>don't play along with super creek's fetish
>mood down
What the actual fuck?
>>533744158I was too slow
How did society progress without the use of horses?
>>533744362>he didn't suck her tits like a babywhy are you gay
is it true if the parents have URA finals that it is more likely the child is more likely to end up with a URA finals spark?
what are the actual stamina requirements for styles? do you need more stamina as front runner or end closer?
>>533744158Holy shit poor Maruzensky
>>533744425Maybe they built more slave ships...
>>533743470>you go in checking out whats working for you and whats working for everyone else and adjust accordinglyI feel like I'm overshooting the shit out of stam and should take less heals and more speed/acceleration skills personally
>>533744158>Agnes rushes in front of Maru at last corner>Blocks Maru ult acceleration>Then runs out of stamina and blocks her to death>Agnes ends up near lastdamn kamikaze woman
>>533744323doesn't it suck to have a guts card in your deck?
i WILL order my uma's shoubufuku and make her watch me cum into her shoes
>>533744710I need her to break my legs
>>533744641Pre trainer rape
>just noticed the uma db sorts all results by trainer id
>no one will even bother getting to even see yours if your number is too high
Fuck guys my ID starts with 7. Do I reroll?
Trying to pass down an ult from a grandparent is fucking awful.
>>533744641This is why you rape them first
>But muh horse strengthThat can be dealt with.
>>533744710If it's any consolation Gentildonna would make a protective and caring mother
>pic related
>>533744801*gives you an ID that starts with 8 or 9
How long till i can roll a new horse
>>533744815you need at least 2* green, 1* is hopeless
>>533744846>Gold ship refused to breed with this.
i get the vibe that bourbon's shoubufuku was designed when she was flatter but then she kept growing
her tits are so jiggly
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess!
wtf why didn't anybody tell me Nice Nature is secretly best girl???
>>533743813That bad? This is so annoying. I have no idea what I'm doing.
>>533743683Ryan's skill is literally worthless on front or pace since you need to be in 6th for it to activate. Get Taiki and suzukas abilities if you're front or pace. Front is going to suck this champions meet because great escape isn't available yet and is what makes front running good
>>533744206Please read from right to left, retard-kun
>>533744425Perhaps a certain demographic known for being victims and shieets, regardless of the truth, would be used extensively for that role.
Is the CM matchmaking real time? Like could I try to snipe a friend doing CM that day?
Did JP get any half-off campaigns during 1st year? Because I'm about to fucking kill myself farming for stam sparks
>>533745002We have repeatedly stated nice nature is nice natured
>>533744641Why is Daiwa pretending to be Gimlet with that eyepatch? Is she trying to appeal to Vodka?
>>533744371hashire hashire uma musume
New CM room, bring 3 of your best
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>>533745002How is it a secret if everyone knows?
>>533744792Spe wouldn't rape toreina
IM OUT OF TP
time to bust out the carrots
>>533745082>>533745108>>533745126>>533745139Nobody ever talks about Nice Nature except to meme about her getting all the debuff skills
>>533745114nice I made it
>>533745164Not without her moms approval first atleast.
Thus the trip to hokkaido...
>>533744954Only after she tried to kick him
>>533745205You haven't been paying attention then.
>>533745205I've repeatedly extolled her virtues here before, she's too damn lovable
>>533745205>Beloved for having one of the best career stories>Beloved for being one of the best characters in Season 2 and 3 of the animeIt wasn't a big secret anon
>>533745195>Remember that time I accidently spent carats to on daily races because I was mindlessly clicking the screen.Matikane.jpg
I'm so tired of spark farming playtimes's over and groundwork.
Are there future cards that make this obsolete or am I really going to need to luckshit 2 parents that have enough to add up to 3*, at least they'll all be frontrunner coded.
>>533745205What? People have been calling her wife for the longest time
i have the secret strat to get better pulls
>play the game a lot
>pay some money
>stop player for 2 weeks
>come back with free shit
got 4 SSR Uma in a row in 4x10 pulls
they want you back so they give you better odds
this also worked in Genshin Impact, got Hu Tao from it
>>533745652put it into a cm test room and tell me how it goes
>>533745652>650 stam>Only 1 heal
What inherits and card balance should i look for if im trying to train a Maruzensky for the event?
Goddammit same shit, different day
>>533745747>>533745728that's clearly a mile horse you bozos
>>533745747it's going on mile nigger it only needs 550-600 with 1 heal on mile
>>533745268I think her mom would encourage marriage instead of rape
>Expect her to be calm and honorable
>Pic related
Is there ANY uma who is normal out there??
>>533745652nice nice
bring it to cm and see what happens
>>533745652if no one runs debuffers, this could win
>>533745497The early grind is quite hellish, esp compared to current JP live.
>Get to rent more than 3 parents>Get to borrow entire end game decks, even able to buy them surprisingly cheap if you like em>Get to change the fucking spark you getI think I've even heard something about renting 2 parents, but that might be bullshit and me misremembering.
McQueen you're looking a bit heavy. No more sweets
>>533745848If hors doesn't have that special sauce, they simply don't have what it takes to be a true contender.
Just look at Meek.
>>533745848That's my beloved horse
>>533745846i still dont understand the saying
>filling the moat
BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
I want to roll for tamamo babby already
>>533745848Anon, she is PEAK dog uma.
>Your literal bodyguard>Just a huge puppy in the end that wants you to praise and (head)pat herYour doggy knight and uma armor.
757 976 647 052
Someone add me to a club please.
>>533746038But i want to save Meeks career from Kiryuin...
Meek is super cute
>>533745848DURANDAL DOKO DOKO DOKO DOKO DOKO??????????
Well, Witsnes Witsyon won me the URA finals even though the start of the run was dogshit and I was just seeing what worked. Is wit strong or was I lucky?
>793 spd
>304 stam
>480 power
>287 guts
>882 Wit
She only has 4 stam recovery skills, including her own but even then I feel like she maybe should have been gassing out? I really don't understand these stats desu. She had better stats when I made a gutsnes but performed worse
Does Ryan's skill work for end closers or nah
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J589x0THsAQ
when ovfevre comes to global will she step on me
>>533746008I might as well wait to farm it on her and make her a gigaparent. I guess I should be happy that I already have half a dozen blue 9* parents for now.
so does cygenerous ever give out tp refills or should i just pull the trigger and use my precious karats
>>533746357how in the fuck did you run out of juices
its almost impossible unless you are permanently playing all day
post your profile stats
>>533746280It does, I think it works more for end because they'll eventually move up to the order condition while late might miss it
McQueen is the kind of girl you have rough nasty sex with zero love in it. Just lust and feral instincts
>>533746315>I guess I should be happy that I already have half a dozen blue 9* parents for now.maybe you should go outside and touch some grass
>oh wow, that guy's Goldship won the room match. let's see what the stats look like
>A's for Spd, Sta, Pow
>15 (fifteen!) skills
>22 career races, all 1st place finishes
How do people find the time to train that much while spamming races?
>>533746174>blonde hair blue eyesMy aryan honse queen...
>>533746174>your literal bodyguardDoes this mean the umamusume will stop breaking into my apartment?
https://x.com/BagelBombed/status/1951858284983402968
We need more art like this
>>533745205you missed when nice nature gets fucked by polar bears
>>533746551No, because your bodyguard is busy raping you herself, letting the others break your door.
>>533746428https://youtu.be/dVLpS9eufkg?si=BiRQvkAdXkR34aSV&t=85
kinoo
>Guest Umas disappearing
They're coming for you.
>>533746503do you have a screenshot
>>533746178I just followed you bwo, I'll ask our leader if he can add you when he comes online if you're still clubless
Hey guys I'm back from work.
Can I have a (You)?
>>533741887>6 runs>343k fans>still was able to get her to 3 starAHHHHHHHH
>>533746503>find the time to trainGot lucky with charming, I guess. If you get charming and max out friends early, you can just spam races if there's no good rainbows.
>>533746469>with zero love in itFake news
>>533746503Tell me about it, anon. I can barely get a consistent 600 600 600 going without fucking up one way or another, much less get a ton of optional races on top.
>>533746596Just look at her
>used bakushin to beat the other legends
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT BAKUSHIN
>>533746593Okay im not usually into this sorta thing
But they draw a cute shuttle
>>533746937holy fucking newfag
>>533746837>he didn't luckshit taiki, the best dirt sprinter/mile uma for a long timelol
Dober is the kind of girl you have beautiful passion filled sex full of love with. Kissing and staring in each otherโs eyes as you both climax at the same time.
>>533746174>Anon, she is PEAK dog uma.Taiki Shuttle bros, our response?
>>533747016t. special week
i've been having intensely garbage luck with summer rainbows and early friendship training, shit sucks
I've left my random club full of inactives.
Any /uma/ clubs with room, without 30 million per month requirements?
220729921025
All these Maruzenskys and ZERO 3* of any kind. DUMB UMA
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>>533746837it appears you are in need of a first-rate sprinter, anon
>>533746894>>533747008>roll little sister>gets Maruzensky TWICECan she beat Bakushin?
>>533747138Eternally doomed in C+
ty bwo i missed out last month rewards so hopefully I can get this month.
>>533746837I Air Groove'd past Bakushin with ease.
bros why is this guide telling me to get Outer Post Proficiency โ for CM? isnt it just a 1 in 3 chances of getting it?
>>533747238Nigga you fucking have a 4 star Maruzensky and can't beat Bakushit?
Just get your trainer license revoked already.
tell me about Dober, what's so great about her
Oya oya ...?
I don't recognize the old guy on the far right, anyone?
Vodka more like Vodcringe
>>533747323And I did it again. It's not that hard. Focus on Speed and Stamina with 600 Power.
>>533747349because its speed, they overvalue that stat to the extreme because it assumes everyone is also running 1200 speed and every little bit helps edge out the win, you don't need it imo.
>>533747394her ult is a meta inherit for most late/end racers on most race tracks
>>533747378by the umas being posted here I have no shame in being a f2p that's overreached his status and will most likely destroy these pussy ass swipers in CM lmao
You can't convince me people are farming for
>2* Stam
>2* med
>2* unique
>2+ white skill sparks
Parents
Without refreshing stam
>>533747439>random fat guywat
>>533746837Bro your King Halo?
>>533747547you get 4.8 runs a day without iirc. Yeah most of these niggas are chuggin
>>533747394This one dev went out of his way to code two different kinds of interactions depending on the gender.
>tsundere for males>friendly for femalesOr if you like closet doujin makers.
>>533747394my wife shiburin but hors
Not sure how readable this is since I just went through the archives for CM room posts and their 1st/2nd placement results, and slapped it into mspaint after downsizing.
>guide says get Pump Iron for Golshi
>it never fucking procs cause she's never in 6th place going into late race
If my horse get late started and rushed during CM is she just going to lose
>>533747663>tsundere closet doujin maker>meta parentzased
May I have some feedback on the translation? I added some personal touches to it cause Chinese as a language is just such a subhuman and soulless language, I don't even know why I bother learning it haha
I seriously believe whales are easily beatable in the upcoming champion's meeting. You just need good strategys.
Thank you based King Halo Legend Race
>>533747378I don't like Maruzenskys face....
>>533747238Maruzensky has one of the best vanilla uniques and inherits in the early game. Also, itโs easy to train her up to A short if you have the sparks.
>Meek wins ura finale
>clocked.jpg
>>533747684Thanks for the summary, so what did we learn?
>750 stam + 2 golds is perfectly fine
>>533747580You can see why I'm confused
>>533747779how is that even possible...
>>533747779FELLOW TRAINERS THIS MAN IS GAY
>>533747739Trick debuffs reduce your stamina if you get rushed. Stamina debuffs do more damage than any other debuff.
Why didn't you bastard's tell me that Mejiro Ryan is actually a giant dork that's weak to romance. Shit's adorable.
>>533747684wow thanks bwo this is cool
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post em I've done maybe one a day until recently when my breeding autism kicked in for cm
>>533747729I want to wake up to my uma wife...
>>533747762>You just need good strategys
Oops. Anyways, any feedback on the translation?
>>533747930She has ugly hair.
>>533747925Surely getting late started and rushed together when my ace has 500-600 wit wouldn't happen consistently and the one room I've joined so far isn't an example of what to expect
Its a crime that i cant personally train happy meek
>>533740556Ah yeah I remember the night owl into migraine into mood down before my Rudolph maiden race.
I was dumbfounded at how this could happen in 3 turns but this game is wonderful at fucking you over.
>>533746092Special 's good ending except she tells her mom about the hotspring event in a completely misunderstand-able way
Natie's song...
Please listen to it...
I wasn't able to get an S, but I believe I can focus on the other 2 runners for now.
>>533747930So is Vodka and I'd fuck Vodka to kingdom come while I'd poke Ryan with a pointy stick
just stole bakushin's boots, do I get two more days to farm stars or just one? if two I think I can get her to 3*
>>533745205Wrong bitch
If this is an excuse to get people to post Nature pics that's fine
CM is rock paper scissor on whoever gets more debuffed loses. Stop worrying about strategy and hope you most likely pair up with B+ shitters.
>>533747684I'm still curious as to how the hell do you get that much stamina as a dummy, do you just pick stam sparks with URA Finale and go 3 stam/3 speed?
>>533748058Here is the uncensored catbox
https://files.catbox.moe/nk2d5p.png
>>533748058Why is Doto like this?
>>533747930There are like two or three anons here that like her even if she has a wack haircut and dresses like your elementary art teacher.
>>533748198it's always three days and we're on the first day so you have two days left or 6 runs or 7*3*2 stars left to get (small chance to get an extra star)
>>533748259>uncensored catbox>is censored
She came so close to beating Bakushin but couldn't pass her at the final stretch, did I build her wrong?
>>533748058based and thank you
>>533746837we told you you needed another sprinter other than bakushin cause she was a legend race
>>533748259BWO IT'S STILL CENSORED...
Bakushin O? More like Jobber O ho ho
Only 1 million fans today?
>>533748058Here is the real uncensored one sorry about that
https://files.catbox.moe/wu6v0u.png
>>533748349its wild to me the disrespect digital got, why'd they make this unironic stallion champion a stinky fucking fujo
>>533748335Probably lacks power.
>did I build her wrong?You have calm in a crowd and deep breath (for long) so yeah
HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIT
IT EXISTS
I FUCKING FAILED URA FOR THE FIRST TIME BUT I GOT THE STAM SPARK
>>533748415900k to be exact
You're giving me too much credit
>>533747547All the metacuck whale sweats are probably burning through carats at this point.
>>533748415im sorry danchou..
>>533748441>Uma&Co ranked 220>/Umagg/ ranked 221nice.
>>533748515Gratz, now DIE!
>>533748542Cute boy!
>>533748514I'll be honest bwo, I cannot figure this game out. All I know is SPEED and "Umamusume is Wit Game"
>>533748335power is way too low and lacking in skills that actually matter
>>533748423Thanks again, Doto a cute, Opera a cute.
>>533748423Awesome... Good job, umadacchi
>>533748572What a goof ball
>>533748495She is a himejoshi you tourist.
>>533746837Bakus first legend where i went 3/3 for once, usually always some rng nonsense. Even used the same S rank sprinter silence suzuka that had 50% win vs taiki and halo
Is there a World Record community or any interest in World Records for this game? The winner gets shown how fast he finished the race so surely there are people competing to finish a race faster than anybody else ever did?
>>533748335>sub 600 statsIt's a miracle you even got through career.
>>533748589If you're blocked, you're blocked
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>yuriniggers spamming again
>any album version of a song
>includes T*io on vocals
>>533748631unless digital was a gay hors irl, this character assassination isn't very nice cygames.
>>533748701could be worse
It could be happy meek
>>533748423>looks like Trainer rapebait>is actually a sexual predator
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/Qr0WT-3TiZ4
>>533748415>got like 12m today>basically 1/5 of today's entire club fan countSpark farming is hell.
>>533747684i wonder how whale umas actually look like if this is what the anons have
Watching cinderalla gray makes me wonder how did retards like urara and matikanetannhauser made it into tracen
>>533748769fucking lol, excellent soundpost. Saved
>>533747394Imagine if McQueen was cuter, more beautiful, had nice boobs, and wasnโt a fat ass.
>>533748763Get your ears checked.
>umas would never rape their trainers
>>533748692>>533748769>check time>1:03PM Jakarta timeLike literal fucking clockwork lmao, you pagpag eaters really seethe at yuriposting
>>533748853you might wanna go back to /pol/
>>533748736he wasn't, it's because people called him "weird" that the original designer made her like this
it's another relic of when the project was even more yuribaity
>>533748736Digital doesn't want them; she wants them to fuck each other.
>>533748823that anon IS a WHALE
>>533747480i don't think ive seen a single legend go lower than 3rd and that was only once o.O
>>533748736cygames cant help themselves with this type of character
all their games have one
>>533748830elaborate your reasoning
>>533748906whales are already on S rank
>>533748897>check time>1:03PM Jakarta timeLike literal fucking clockwork lmao, you pagpag eaters really seethe at BasedPosting, aka Hetfag hour, you TRANNY
>>533748871>even the female trainer is looking worriedwait, do they rape them too?
>>533748838Think of games with esports scene that you're good at
Maybe you're good enough to win the locals but you completely shit the bed on nationals against the best of the best in your country
It's like that
Or you're a nepo baby and somehow got into the nationals for some reason
>>533748903>relichow true is that?
>>533748972some higher-up or higher-ups at cygames really fucking love gayshit
>>533748972They made a whole ass yuri anime
>>533749053Tracen is an equal opportunities academy
>>533749031grass wonder would never
Danchou is forcing everyone to use their carats on energy so we can farm more fans.
He said that the Japanese clubs do this so we must do it too. I thought I was finally able to save for horses...
>reached the moment where i'm no longer having fun because runs are all the samey
i love the game but my lack of umas and support cards is killing my desire to keep playing ura, and i know it's my fault for not rolling, but after having to spark 2 kitasans i'm traumatized, even with the 0.75% supposedly for future banners
>>533748859But McQueen has some cute buds though?
>>533749081Having fun yet?
>>533747930cuz her haircut makes me nauseous
>>533748692Bwo on one of the OG animations had a yuri scene between Ogui e Rudolf
>>533749081>B/B+gotta try harder trainer san
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>>533749119golshi event is for you
>>533749031too big for suzuka
>lesbian shit posting increasing
>tons of "reee hetfag" autism without image attached
>pic related
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>533749024Look at who requested that song in the first post
How are my 1200 450 1200 sprinters not winning team trials. What is going on
>>533749081why are you making so many reindeers
>>533748969Girl that just loves to be with her trainer
Cant fault her for being a but of a spaz
>>533749119>400 kitasan negro pulls>"not enough support cards"Try another uma, go do some maintenance on your team trials team I had an air groove as a sprinter despite C aptitude for sprints or keep the game on maintenance mode until an event drops, it's not going anywhere.
>>533748423Holy BASED
Good job anon
If your uma doesn't have a Legend Changer version, she's glue. That's just a fact.
https://youtu.be/1gL624nRknM?list=PLH5WcjA_daYWZ9-YnhGbL-eCLW0aeTd1z
>>533749173I think you should learn English first before posting here.
>sexo posting
maybe papag niggers are all right
>>533749081No, you need to do better for your wife
>>533749139now this is hot
>he's so furious at yuriposting he's now getting himself a 3 day vacation
damn
FINE, I'll start posting uma porn as well!
>>533749119I kinda feel you. I only have a 2 LB Kitasan and I need to roll on the Super Creek to free myself from borrowing her only, but I also want more Umas, I only rolled a x10 once! I want Falcon because I need her for my TT, fuck this shit
It took 30 less runs on Barbin to get my 3* spark of choice than it did for Teio
>>533749251Why would you need power on a sprinter? You're not pushing through a crowd. Should've been 1200 1200.
>>533749081Based luna-fag!
>>533749031>not black Suzuka would never
>>533749139this except im playing with her ears
>>533744846No, that's her "get away from my baby" pose. This is what she's like if you get too close.
>>533749081How does someone break out of B+ hell?
https://x.com/JebelAli2019/status/1951786487747637727
>>533749365>vacationlol
lmao even
What triggered him tonight?
Porn spam is cool but does anyone have a livestream for the Queen Stakes in 15 minutes?
so is umamusume even popular anymore in japan?
did they release global so we westeners keep their game alive?
>>533749327Quรฉ!? Oguri e Rudolfo besando! Lida con eso
>>533749251Your late race acceleration skills?
Your two supports neutering pace cucks?
>>533749307I want to marry this horse
>>533748335you need more power or acceleration skills
>>533749398>>533749081what are you looking for?
>>533749509same thing that triggers him every night, someone posting yuri
You will never have your divegrass team btw.
>>533749406Me and my daughter wife and my emperor wife
>>533749450Hmmmmmmmmm H2O!!
>>533749534Are you stupid?
>>533749519Oh is that today?
>>533749445Better cards and uncapped students that have slightly better starting stat
>>533749519Oh, right, thanks for reminding me. Nope, but maybe someone has a link in the JP thread
>>533748907She boxed herself in slightly alongside the other Pace Chasers.
>>53374959715 minutes yea
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>>533749546I got it already, I'm finishing up the 9* now
>>533749445Should've rerolled, bro. You had all the gibs in the world.
any A or S /uma/ club still recruiting?
>>533749031Suzuka needs to be flatter
I can't get a stiffy tonight
My god, they were roommates
>>533749563How is she able to get away with murder?
>it's not murderThe umas that disappeared never called back or contacted her trainer ever again
>>533749534>so is umamusume even popular anymore in japan?Very much so iirc.
Japs love horse racing and highschool girls afterall.
>>533749620My man Kitahara Jones would never
>pornfag is based enough to waste his IPs on something good>yuriseanigger can only cry and are too scared to post something worthwhilelmao
>>533749406Me and my daughterfu and wife
>>533749704I can't even break 700 Spd.
I have Kitsan Black too...
>>533749620that's me bro, stop doxxing me
>>533749139Those bug bites arenโt going to satisfy any man
Last CM try-outs before going to sleep.
Test your Umas!:
93844700
>>533749719>gotta work through all that topping to get to the actual parfaiti would unironically need to share it with my umamusume...
>>533749660im positive legends got some extra sauce applied so im surprised that can happen
It's less believable that Kitahara Jones would have sex with Oguri when Belno is literally right there.
>>533749406Cute Teio daughterwife!
>>533749782>just bite his bait and get yourself banned too!lol
no
it's not my fault my innocuous posting causes pagpag man to seethe so much
If you're gonna post yuri at least post kino pairings like Opera/Ayabe or Suzuka/Fkktr
>>533749848Toraina-san...
You are not getting GREAT mood on your uma if you dont let her eat the whole parfait...
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>Pace
Never again
>>533749620Bro? Why are you leaking the Epilogue for Cinderella Gray?
>>533749712she's so fucking flat
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thoughts on height_difference?
>>533748783Most rapists don't look like rapists.
>>533749402Isnt power acceleration?
Tips for King Halo? She relies too much on rng and that makes me want to send her back to her mom
>>533749508...350. I had another one that was 1200 450 800 300 1200 but I figured 1200 power would be better
>>533749241there's yuriposting basically 24/7, why do you try to pretend otherwise ? There's just not some retard having a meltdown and slinging pol. Do you even play the game?
Notice how the first porn posts were deleted but are still continuing
>>533749119Kinda feel the same. I haven't read all the stories yet or gotten all the trophies, but if you're free-to-play it definitely seems like there's very limited progression at all. Doesn't really feel like there's much incentive to keep playing since you're not actually going to see any progression. Just endless B+ runs.
>>533750028by that logic half of tracen are rapists
>>533749402TELL ME ANON
HOW WILL YOUR UMA REACH THEIR TOP SPEED ON A SHORT TRACK
why do they think only seamonkeys hate yuri and yurifags
>>533749974stop avatarfagging
>>533749942Oh you misunderstand
She finishes hers
I would need help to finish mine
Fuji Kiseki ingame doesn't look as hot as the movie...
>>533749537I dont have a debuffer yet. I have Bakushin and Taika Shuttle with Similar stats. I hate doing King Halo runs but she'll be the debuffer eventually
>>533750031You're already going top speed on a front runner though?
>want to try out my ace in a CM test room
>still haven't built a debuffer and a backup ace, and I'm waiting until golshi week comes
>>533750112what do they have to do with that cookie?
>>533750191just go for it, you may end up winning
>>533749140I don't mind spark farming, but I don't enjoy this character at all
>>533749174I'm doing the bare minimum to get to 600 in speed, stam, and power and then basically trying to get her to lose since I can't get up to 1100 in anything without huge luck
>>533749291Santa needs them ready for Christmas. Most will become glue.
>>533749337I'd never take her as my wife, she's to become fodder for my true wife (pic rel)
>>533749546Just grandparent spark farming, at this point I'm happy with anything 3 star. The three other grandparents took less than 10 runs, I'm up to almost 30 with this honse
>>533749835Cute tsun wife
>>533749402>Retards STILL dont understand the meaning of "Velocity" and "Acceleration"
>>533750153I don't, but it's not a coincidence that around lunchtime in Indonesia is when the most seething about yuri happens.
>>533750159same but with narita brian
>>533750118It's obvious it's that Triangle guy with his Cord raiding as he always does around this time since he's a SEAfag.
>>533749725It's not murder if no one ever finds the bodies.
>>533749974goodnight obama
>>533750135Anon already showed you 1200 pow is useless as he lost.
>>533749838GGs to the anons that participated, as expected my umas are lacking.
Anyway good night /uma/.
after failing to build up frontrunner parents. i might just make tachyon/natie wmd just to feel something again. their stat requirements aren't nearly this hard
Stamina or power inheritance?
>>533750302No shit 1200 pow is useless without enough top speed
Being able to run at 500mph is worthless when you go 0-60 in a minute
>>533750027I prefer this kind of size difference
>>533750384Both unless you are Frontrunner
>>533750256>1200/x/1200 loses>waaaaaaaaaaa pow lives matter!Just keep losing then. Not my problem.
>>533749080It certainly was on a path of having extremes more pronounced that includes yurishit, violence, and more explicit romance.
>>533748692They're never going to beat the seanig allegations.
>>533750235>loves a red white and blue blooded american horseYee haw pardner
Kitasan Black, I hate you.
>>533750259it's called a fucking coincidence, I live in Florida and I'm fucking sick and tired of you obnoxious yuriniggers spamming your shit every single fucking thread
FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY
NO ONE HERE LIKES YOU
>>533750406speed - car goes 200 km/s
power - car goes 0 to 200 in 1 second
>>533750183>You're already going top speed on a front runner though?DEPENDING ON STRATEGY FOR 80% OF THE RACE THEY'RE JUST JOGGING
WHEN THE FINAL SPURT STARTS
REMEMBER, FINAL SPURT, NOT EARLIER DEPENDING ON STRATEGY,
THEY START RUNNING LIKE A KENYAN ON PCP AND AS FAST AS THEIR TOP SPEED + SKILLS ALLOW
>>533749119>>533750121>Lack of Uma's >Lack of Support CardsI will say that this is early right now. There is the Gold Ship event for tons of Carats. Also there will be better Support Cards coming out in a few months. Keep in mind though Anniversary is worth it especially for low spenders.
>>533750384stamina, power gets built while training speed
also stamina is always a bitch to train
>>533750446there is yuri posting basically all day though?
it's only during seanig hours when most of the seething begins?
>>533750191just go for it, i bring in some random ass horse for my 3rd
>>533750439Keep being an ignorant nigger then
>>533750372I just wished she brought us proper chocolates
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is it porn posting hours?
>>5337505071200 speed 100 power beats 650 speed 650 power thoughever
>>533750501Wow nice nature really got some โnice naturesโ
If you know what I mean
It's actually that easy to be a top uma.
>>533750153Because yurinigs don't like looking at themselves in mirrors?
>>533750010That's what makes her enticing to men of culture
How much wit should you have
>>533749450horses really are just giant dogs.
>>533750576Seeing a Jurassic World reference makes me smile.
>my waifu hors still hasn't been posted
safe
>>533750581yuri seanigger got scared off by the based hetposting, so yes.
a loli a day keeps the redditor away, and a penis a day keeps the seanigger away
>>533750259it's also when i see the most yuriposting
t. east coast us
>>533750506>NOOOOO YOU CANT POST WHAT YOU LIKE IN THE THREAD!Fuck off faggot.
I don't seethe or shit on people who spam the same trainer x uma pics every thread, so I'll fucking post what I like.
AIIIEEEEEEEE YAKUZA SAVE ME
>>533750529What cards are worth? I know my list of desired upcoming umas but I got no clue for cards. Also what happens with anniversary
Why does yuri make certain anons seethe?
>>533750638She was blessed by the great Shiraoki-sama as well as the love of a messenger of the gods.
Surely my Tachyon won't die in CM with 3 recovery skills and 500 wit
GOD I LOVE BEING B O X X E D
Did a yurinigger got buckbroken again?
>>533750384The answer is yes
>>533750756They can't self insert anymore and it makes them rage
>>533750756self-inserters cannot help but seethe at anything they dislike or disapprove of
even if the thread is going fine, they will still chimp out and well, you can see the results daily!
>>533750564My number 1 wife
>>533750692UMA MUSUME!
>>533750693Why??
>533750756Why does hetposting make you schizophrenic?
He's gonna pop a blood vessel when he sees the dance event.
>>533750592no it doesn't...
>>533750506I can't wait for when you burgertards will have to show ID to complain about umas kissing
>>533750827she won't die but she won't win either
pvp is acceleration game man
>>533750709/u/ exists you know?
>>533750759Based and true
just ignore eachother...
you are both an issue
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>>533750827No harm in testing it out, make sure to bring 3
CM Room: 49183456
>>533750756>yuritroons cannot help but seethe at anything they dislike or disapprove of>even if the thread is going fine, they will still chimp out and well, you can see the results daily!
>>533750756Mentally ill self-insertfags. They genuinely feel like they're being cucked if there isn't a self-insert. You see this behavior a lot in threads about games or shows with self-insert pandering.
>>533750592Your 100 power is going to be 10th.
YOU FUCKING RETARD
WHY DID YOU EAT SO MUCh
WHERES YOUR SPEED
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0 is this guide a joke? nigga doesnt list maestro as a good skill for CM
>NYAHAHA
Why is Seiun Sky a fucking cat
that one got pruned too quick there
>>533750998silence hetfag
>uummm actually you did not ask the general's permission to post that uma content!
LMAO!
EAT SHIT BITCH!
>>533750985/u/ was already dead before the fucking hack, I cant imagine how dead it is now
>>533750903Dafuq?
I'm just talking about the raptor scene being referenced, don't drag me into the squabble.
reminder yuricucks only like to watch and they don't have the mental capacity to self insert
Not samefagging at all.. Surely
>>533750592No it doesn't, you fucking ningenbrained retard
>>533750467Hell yea, brother, she was my first 3-star and also got me to the finale finals first. Her and Curren are the two that I'm trying to focus on to just make them as strong as possible.
>>533751070my cute donkey!
You look like you want to give boys a deep and passionate creampie, don't you know that makes you a faggot?
>>533751079loves slacking off in the sun
loves fishing
that is a cat
>>533750478Stop that Kitachan is a good girl
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cute tummy
>>533750992I see that taiki isn't the only one that feels small in the gates.
anons is this fine for a super creek run or should I use another speed card instead of wit?
>>533751016>even if the thread is going fine, they will still chimp out and well, you can see the results daily!I see some triggered fag spamming porn, no yuri "chimp out" though?
>>533749202>>533749309>>533749387>>533750121>>533750529i've been moving cards from run to run just to experience different runs but in the end i'm practically looking for the same, and i guess sometimes i try to improve my TT teams but with only 3 borrows daily i'm practically bounded to luck and hope the run ends up better, as of right now i've been eyeing manhattan cafe and unless i'm mistaken she's coming in 1 year, i don't want to metafag the game but i did hear summer maruzensky is good so maybe i'll do a few rolls during that banner, maybe a tenner on the narita brian since she looks cool
also i did hear the golshi events gives plenty of goodies, i just don't want to quit the game but i know i can force the game when it just released (globally) and i refuse to roll in the character banner
with all that said, thanks for your insight bros, i don't want to be a negative natie
>>533751127SHUT UP HETFAG! BEING A KEK IS BASED AND MY WIVES FRIEND LOVES IT!
>>533751163Uh, that boy is kind of... uh... cute.
>"if you race against her you will surely lose"
>"yes, you will lose no matter how many times you race against her"
if they want this to be less stupid they really should race mid/late game races harder
yeah nigger I'm real scared of McQueen who came 5th and never even got close to the lead, shaking on my fucking boots
honestly for a lot of career races you're meant to lose, even though sometimes they spike the "rival" stats, the random Golshis are usually way more of a threat
I got Rice on the 1.5k scamacha. She is really cute.
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Biking umas
>>533751016>n-n-no uNice concession.
Are you supposed to get I Can See Right Through You on an end closer for this CM?
The reference doc says it's one of the best end closer skills but makes no mention of it in the CM section.
>>533751163I want to make this proud uma submit in bed
A lot of umas think sprints and miles are a disgrace. King Halo, Bakushin...
>>533751314Is that a horse named after the pirate anime?
>>533751274>the random goldshi are usually more of a threatjust like IRL
>>533751274>really should RIG mid/late game races harder
STOP GETTING BOXED MOVE TO THE FUCKING SIDE YOU STUPID BITCH AAHHHHH
>>533751151She is cute girl, dont think i have a favorite horse yet though.
Lots of them are very nice, Taiki is up there.
As is this goober.
>>533751392no, the hors is named after its dam Tsurumaru Onepiece
surely nothing will go wrong
>>533751070Ugly compared to Dober and McQueen
>>533751398It's marvelous Sunday time!
>>533751000one slot left open
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imagine having such a sexy back
>>533751314>that paw stampYJK
>>533751163If it's gay to love my bro then I'm not straight at all!
>>533751274They'll have legitimate monsters in scenarios for certain horses in the future. Kitasan being the closest with the Not!Duramente mob uma.
>>533751016Such is with yuriniggers
>>533751361No, vision skills are memes.
>>533751070Actually quite cute
A shame about her hair
>>533751453>"He's going for the Hopeful Stakes career goal gambit?">"Bogs her."
heterosexual posters:
>WAAAWAAAA THE YURINIGGERS ARE POSTING YURI AGAIN SOMEONE SAVE ME AHHH
Yuri posters:
>SEANIGGER SEANIGGER SEANIGGER SEANIGGER RETARD AHHHHH
Shut the fuck up and post boys in you want to fertilize.
>>533751000>that grass wonder and nice natureaiieeeeee....
>>533751438She had a fun career.
>>533751453Don't distract her torena san
>>533751297CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!
>>533751586910 + 3 gold recovery skills, you'll be fine probably
>>533750121with MLB SRs A+ is quite obtainable. Since Kita I almost never dip below A. I spent nothing on card rolling
>>533751274>mfw there's Bakushin with her unique and 2 golds in some random non-target G3 sprint
>>533751613Her career made me want to tear my hair out
But the ending after winning the URA finals was 10000000% worth every second of it.
>maxed out the fan triangle with Natie
>still get B+
I wonder what's the path to get A
how many potential lv5 umas do you have?
ive been playing casually for a month and i barely have enough for one
>>533751704Yup, she's the definition of a fun horse.
>>533751746join this one first bwo
>>53375100049183456
Raising parents really sucks, can I say that?
It really, really sucks
>>533751453>>533751627MCQUEEN NO!!!!
STOP LOOKING AT ME LOOK AT THE TRACK!!!!
FUCK!!!!
>>533750506is this locationfagging? I remember you claiming you were from florida a few days ago too. Consider feeding yourself to a gator faggot
God looping sucks so much, I'm always getting the worst sparks.
>>533751764*you've startled the cock hungry witch*
>watch the race
>lose
>skip
>win
????????????????
I don't understand??????
>>533751531Made for cumming on
>>533751838Sheโs so hot but so stupid
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>like the game and the horses
>wanna check fanarts but only nips make good ones
>most of them are about horses I don't know yet cause the game has a delay of 4 years
why the hell it took them so long to release the game?
>>533750506You're the only one who's obnoxious.
>>533751872looping is a retard filter
you will burn out before seeing any meaningful rewards and hate the game
>>533751872>he fell for inbreeding
>got 2nd place in ONE race
well fuck me
>>533751932They thought funny horse girls running would be too weird for the west, especially when there are organized crime groups banning porn to cockblock western gooners.
>>533751643this is by far the hottest art of Suzuka
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I have both mcqueens. The anime one seems worse than the regular one
>>533751678I got MLB kitasan after rerolling and finishing out the spark but I got jack shit for SR MLB's. Tragic, really.
>>533751978>>533751987But I want a 3 star spark...
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wasn't she supposed to be a JOBBER
>>533752061DAYUM MACKWEEN
LAY OFF THE CAKE
what counts as a career playthrough
how do i blast through 6 of them for the special missions
>>533751932>why the hell it took them so long to release the game?Licensing this must have been a nightmare and a half, also translating it.
This game is a collection of mini VNs and events done for horse lore addicts.
This was not an easy translation, I can bet on that.
>>533751873You can't run away from this one
>>533751746heh sorry Oguri
HOPELESS STAKES
15957024
Enter only 1 uma please
>>533751453I guess something did go horribly wrong, where the FUCK are the results anon
>>533752064based architect anon
>>533752095no, she had godlike genes for speed but frail body that broke down instantly
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>>533751398MARVELO-
wait, no. Wrong game.
>>533752095The presence of TRAINER COCK altered the variables, allowing her to continue Plan A with her VAGINA
>>533751840good to see my wives are getting ready for a savage threesome with me
>>533751274>Acting this cocky in a post-Kitasan gameDuramente, rape this man
>>533752120The Dominator procs are spooky out of all the debuffs I'm concerned with
>>533750704you are genuinely one of the stupidest falseflaggers ive ever seen. stop trying to say its SEA posting yuri, they literally get stoned for being gay you dumb bitch
>>533752126 hi! can you please either credit the art in your post or remove it? thank you
>need to grind money to actually unlock horse potentials and win da champions cup
This is fucking awful
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Thoughts on these sparks? It's not 3* but maybe it's ok enough?
>>533752126DO NOT JOIN THIS IS CUMA
>>533752110Do what I did
>>533739074Pick McQueen and just spam recreation. You need to naturally end the career, giving up doesn't work. So failing with her is the fastest. You could also try failing any umas debut and then never getting enough fans to qualify for the next goal
>>533752307>i dont want to put in the effort but i want all the prizes as gimmies
>>533752313You are gucci with the URA spark.
>>533750756I have an alternative theory to the self-inserter theory. They are in fact closeted homosexuals but get stoned in their home country for being one
>>533750592bro the race is over and you're still speeding up....
>>533752330oguri works for this also
>>533751000Did not expect Mayano to keep the lead throughout the race
Guess I could probably go for 3 ace this CM
>>533752126I'll only join if you compile the results in a spreadsheet or something
>>533752383What does that do?
What all comes in the golshi event?
>>533750756>I have an alternative theory to the yuripag theory. They are in fact closeted troons who hate their gender but get stoned in their home country for being one
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>>533752126why'd you kick me nigga
>>533752313>thoughts on these sparksWell a 6* blue is good enough + two different URAs, also having a 3 star Ryan means you're gay
Here's the top 3. I'm a fucking idiot and entered umas tailored for long TT. Those gold recovery skills are really strong.
>>533751806I figured that one was filled up.
>>533752418personally I enjoy both, yuri and self-insert. After all, umas need to have some action between them during a threesome with me
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Can anons post their best debuff nature and decks used?
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Sex with my bro...
>>533752126>Mood awfulThat's a great touch
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shes got this
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hah, got her
>>533752089looping doesn't increase your 3* chances though?
>>5337527670 Satonos 4 Kitas
>>533752687found this one, didn't ss the deck though
>>533752491Already have it ready
>>533752552sorry the spreadsheet told me to
>>533752763You're getting closer to the danger zone, bwo...
>>533752790>30 speed>1 guts>mood awfulwtf is her trainer doing...
>>533752509I think if you go into the menu where it shows you all of the sparks on the uma there should be an exclamation mark on the side of each spark. Anyway, the URA Finale spark is really good because it gives you bonus speed and stamina.
>>533752418>a fourth place regional shitter dancing with THE oguri cap
>>533752763MY BRO!
>>533752946https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/
>>533752089end/clear runs after hitting high enough stats
stop looping unless you understand what it's for and go use your best 6*s
>>533752868welp, I'm joining then
>>533752081that is some weird luck since i only got a single kita so my luck sucks. Still, MLB kita can kinda single-handledly carry speed and you can borrow another mLB, so even with 2LB SRs, regular A should be common
>>533752868>Trainer columnWHY ARE YOU DOXXING US
>>533752798i wish that was me...
Do you guys think a school shooting would ever happen at the America Tracen Academy?
Who would cause it?
>>533752927well then which umas are worthy of dancing the THE Oguri Cap?
>>533752868Fuck if I knew this was a spreadsheet autist I would have picked a better horse
Never trust rice shower posters
>>533752867How does one do so many races and still have enough stats to not fail her career?
>>533752126Start it, time remaining is under 15 mins
>entered a horse with no stamina
I'm fucked aren't I
>>533753029>Who would cause it?Cafe
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>>533753071You had one job
Start the race already
>>533753029a schizo umachan posting uma would go on a racial killing spree, targeting all the humans on campus
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>>533752763she looks cuter without her glasses
>>533753134anon, it's the Hopeless Stakes. Anything could happen.
>>533752927oguri is too cool to be elitist. She also really likes March
>>533752868>I'm famous now
>>5337529274th place regionals shitters make amazing wives...
>>533753029a black uma of course, after raping all the trainers
>>533753121Wait im not done the prep work yet
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>>533753029sunday silence had school shooter energy
>>533752823At least her breasts will get a little bigger...
>>533752637Indeed, whats better than TeioxMcqueen making out on top of you?
>>533753291nigga just save the race afterwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCkE7eC6sTk ImAgInE
I could buy more rolls
OR
I could fuel my plastic crack addiction more and add more shit to my backlog
>>533753291My McQueen is a little wonky. Shes a tough horse to handle
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>McQueer got 10th place
xd
>>533753029Tazuna has a gat under her hat
>>533753139Cafe has the right to it. Everyone makes fun of her for being a weirdo, even including her """friend"" Tachyon who is more like a bully
a hopeless result for this hopeless race
>>533753502she would never let a school shooting happen under her watchful gaze.
she would neutralize the target before anything happened.
>spams the same set of imagesXhe really is a seanig huh
>image limit>>533753371Uoh lane
>>533753492She always does this to me
>>533753291>Spreadsheet this sloppy>Inputting individual values instead of attribute rankI thought "data" was your "passion".
You won't survive the winter.
>>533753192>made it to the podiumfeels good
>missed hopeless
NYOOOOOOO
>>533753459Tazuna has to ruin everything...It is morally correct to date your trainees!
>>533753594She is the very definition of a schizo though which makes everything funnier
>>533753594No one likes or thinks of Tachyon as their friend besides Daiwa however????
>>533753291just print screen and ask chatgpt to tabulate it dumbass
>>533753030How about students from Tracen, an actually good school for starters?
>>533753029A femcel troon, no doubt.
>>533753594>>533753720can't see like everyone's futures
isnt she like the grim reaper
>>533753030Kitahara Jones.
spreadsheet nigger wheres the update
>>533753459THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!
>>533753854that's not an uma
>>533753635Probably, though a large portion of art is hetero or solo so xhe doesn't have much ammo anyway
>>533753882danchou you got my name wrong..............................................................
>>533753802You just don't understand romance at all, do you....
>>533753943rudolf symbols is that you
>>533753882Where is your analysis comment about each horse bwo? You've fallen off.
>>533753882bros some of you lost to a maruzensky with 476 speed????
>>533753594theres an easy way to fix this that starts with t and ends with r
>>533754034Well it was the Hopeless Stakes after all
Marchen is the hometown girl waiting for her
Its so hard when youre not a whale
>>533753994nyo I'm Rudolf and I don't know how to spell my name either.
>>533753882How did Vodka finish 2nd. Not even 500 stam
>>533753882I guess I have to improve my Raisu some more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Pe1pxVT4Y
Can you recognize these honse?
>>533753882Get fucked. THATS WHY SHE'S THE GOAT! THE PEAK EVEN
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>>533753882>beats youput me back in nigga
im actually farming now because of the HAPPENING back home
>>533753882>He finally created a tableUh oh his club is in trouble
What next?
Will he figure out that he has to set a cell to align left if it has a number as a name?
>>533753882Why does Mcqueen always do this kek
>>533753882erm bro are you gonna log the skills?
>>533753918Sorry, he's the only one worthy enough to dance with SEXY
>>533753927That tranny got 4 years of yuriniggery to spam and all it got are the same bland images. Such a sad state of affairs I'm afraid.
>>533753882The staminamaxxers are all at the bottom while staminalets are at the top. They brought their long umas to medium :skull:
>533754134
lmao a cocky witmaxxer
>>533754210Since you did, I guess I will
run it back
i will bring my strongest uma
>>533754096i will ntr march from her
>>533754304>mediummore like mile+
>>533754292you cant even samefag believingly
loli kitasan black is so cute..
>>533753030Rudolf obviously
>>533753882>Speed1k is fine
>StamImagine going over 800
>PowerTop 3 are all over 800.
>GutsLmao. Top 3 are <300 but that just means optimal careers.
>WitAll over the place. 700+ and 600+ are 2nd and 3rd but our winner is 400+
>SkillsHow the fuck would I know? I didn't run.
>>533754210Admittedly, Oguri got a really strong speed skill that activates at the most opportuned time for a speed skill to activate in the final stretch.
>>533754304You only need just ENOUGH stamina until you guys get the rework for LONG races.
>sprinter's stakes
>biwa is running
get out of here biwa
you got F affinity for this
>>533753882I CALL FOR A REMATCH
new hopeless, I set the timer to 24 hours now so more anons can join
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>>533754481kindly keep your hands off my wife
>>533754420Video of the race and skills?
>>533753882If I could have gotten my Tickezo to 1K speed I might have had a shot at first. Outside of sprint I can't ever get anyone to 1K while having the other stats not suck. Can I attribute beating out all the other 1Kers to my massively higher power?
>URA Finals with King Halo
>out of clocks
>cucked by Gold Ship
GGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA
someone should bring a Neicha just for shits and giggles
make it even more hopeless
My Oguri will avenge my Mcqueen
I don't understand when to train and when to run bonus races
>>533754860G1s most valuable
G2s next
G3s not really
Never OPs or Pre-Ops unless desperate
>>533754860>needs skills and no good training availablerun race
>have double rainbows and no good G1s to hittrain
>>533753882So everyone's been lying to me when they said you need ~900 stam for med? What the fuck? So many wasted summers...
>>533754860Bonus races are good for parents. Skip them if you're just stat maxing for PvP.
>>533754927>>533754964I'm staring down a choice between a G1 and a 1-rainbow speed
>>533754860Are you raising it to put in team trials or farming sparks/fans. I don't run races for PVP horses unless its to hit the 60k barrier for unique upgrade. Farming I hit as many races as I can
>>533754927g2s and g3s give the same SP though, only difference is fans
Does the amount of stars on the inherited aptitude matter when raising aptitude from A->S? Like is 3* Medium actually better than 1* Medium?
>someone entered a mean nature
>>533755060G3s dont give enough fans usually to hit unique skill thresholds
G2s do, but you might need to run 2x the amount if you lose G1s
Why does Urara not wear a pretty dress for her 3*
It's just a slightly modified non-G race uniform
That's not nice
>someone actually brought their Evil Nature
forget Hopeless, this is the Zetsubou Stakes
>>533754860I have no idea either. I go for G1s and G2s when I want skill points, and G3 when I want to change the URA tracks. For G2 and G3, Iโd rather wait until I donโt have rainbow training
>>533755019personally I'd hit the G1. Unless the 1 rainbow speed somehow can put you over 1.1k or something, which it shouldn't. And kita appears on the speed button a lot
>>533754439That's because I wasn't? Or did you getting caught tick you off?
>>533754860You race when you have nothing to train or if you need more SP. Your objective is to get the most races (SP) while not missing out on rainbow trainings and such.
Evil nature bullying that poor Haru
>9 pace chasers
Good thing I brought debuffs
>>533754860making a pvp uma? only run races to get you to 120k by senior year late dec. spark farm? 600/600/600 and run G1s
image_of_nice_nature_presenting_her_naked_ears.jpg
NOSE'D GET FUCKED MCQUEER
Yeah I'm never hopeless stakes pvp racing again
>Urara finished last
she tried her best.
>uppity goldshits robbing wins because they're end
my joy is knowing after the goldship event everyone will be making debuffs to kill her.
Umamusume is a bitter bitch game
THAT'S OUR LITTLE SHIT RIGHT THERE
AT LAST PLACE
GODBLESS HER TINY RETARDED SOUL
when does kitasan black (trainee) come out
>>533755041>>533755363I still have no idea how this game works because I don't know what this means, I'm just making numbers go up.
How many carats goldship event gives? Is it possible to get 25k until september?
>>533755443Oikekmis will bruteforce their way through the pack at the last stretch BUT you're hardpressed to find a suitable accel skill at the moment to give her. Noticing that globlel is still starting nobody actually bothered at building one with a strong accel skill.
good ass race, mcqueen got double penetrated by triumphant pulse though
>>533755653Good thing that an end closer running with a strong accel skill is coming out today!
She fucking lost again and is in last place
SEND ANOTHER 20 MILLION RYE GRASS TO URARA
>>533755363what position are you running for 600/600/600?
>>533755761pace would be the easiest to do it i think. but it doesn't matter, you'll reach those numbers or be close to it anyway. on a very bad run the minimum is 550 for me and ura finale gibs + some training inbetween will push it to 600
>>533755847I want pepperoni pizza with extra cheese, please
>>533755847dude weed lmao
>>533755847this isn't /ck/ bwo
>>533755941i've also been doing 600/600/600 but results between qualifiers and ura finals has been a little inconsistent and i have had to clock.
>>533756039are you not buying skills? 650/600/650/0/300 should be enough to clear ura, i just say 600/600/600 because 3* sparks starts popping at those numbers
I still don't think I have an intuitive understanding of the game.
>at least 1 wit, 1-2 stamina (depending on medium or long, none if mile or shorter), rest is speed
>fill up friendship early game, ignore friendship by midgame once multi-rainbows appear
>prioritize rainbows or wit, ignore power and guts
>do most G1s
>buy skills only if lacking in stats for race
>>533755072from what i know the more stars you have of aptitude the greater chance of getting S,i run like 11 or 12* pace to make a maru and she almost always get S
>>533755156You get unique skills for fans?