>>82395737
Jerk off in front of the computer

>>536595919
if anything the amount of rerollers is overestimated. There are probably more whales who justified spending for "2y meta" over 12+h rerolling

>>535739346
>fuck that teio

What determines how many stars you get for URA Finale? Is there a certain stat threshold similar to blue sparks?

if you have sub 1100 speed without green speed skill, you're fucked
if you have sub 800 stamina without double gold recovery, you're fucked
if you have sub 700 power without acceleration skill you're fucked

>>535419031
You don't get to have a say

>>534978925
Those are kitasan black™ boobs though?

>>534930360
if most of her porns are futashit, that horse is reddit
this is a fact

>>534883342
>day 1 account
>0 clocks
>0 tp30
>Kitasan rerolled account
>130 clocks
>90 tp30s
Its just that easy

AHHHHHH
I WANT TO FUCK
HORSE PUSSYYYYY

>>534745612
>failing finale
If you're at a point where that's a real risk you probably shouldn't worry much about PvP yet, and if you don't have enough speed to clear URA it wasn't gonna be a particularly good honse for PvP anyways.
Also overshooting Stamina isn't as bad as you might be thinking since up to a certain point it just makes the last spurt start earlier and that crushes most career umas.

>put some metal as background music
>suddenly winning every race
>every race becomes kino
>all joy

>>534608331
Don't care still rolling for Narita Brian

>>534592473
Hey, I've been on a losing streak, I need my ego stroked

>First they came for the Oguredditors, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Oguredditor.
>Then they came for the Trannyons, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trannyon.
>Then they came for the CM room hosts, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a CM room host.
>Then they came for the Kitasan rerollers—and there was no one left to speak for me.

>>533992681
I'm glad I rerolled for MLB Kitasan, she's made careers so chill

>>533977227
>Decide to borrow MLB Sweep due to /uma/ hyping it up
>Shows up to speed training more than MLB Kitasan
>Gives Slipstream and Lone Wolf
Ok, I wish I rerolled for Sweep instead of Fraud Motion

>>533914262
Let's be real, you would've gotten 2LB Tazuna and 0 Creeks.
>Totally not what happened to me during Kitasan banner haha

New CM room: 57845825
Check how your uma stacks against /uma/, bring 3.

>>533744371
hashire hashire uma musume
New CM room, bring 3 of your best
33110700

New CM Room up: 50900191
Bring 3 of your best uma

Can you satisfy your Uma aa much as Kita-san BLACK?

>there's barely any dirt racers because they couldn't get the rights to the popular dirt tracks until next anniversary
damn....

Any /uma/ guild willing to accept a lucklet with around 31+m fans?

>>533613608
This fucking room filled in 10 seconds, here's another one
BRING THREE (3)
48206657

I can't tell whether or not CM will be uber competitive because you've got half of the playerbase who can't clear URA and then there's the top 1% who have 3* sparks on everything important