/uma/ - Uma Musume General #1142
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>Game News (EN)
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Timeline:
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:25:29 AM
No.535403651
Teio!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:25:55 AM
No.535403674
mayano is an adult
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:26:24 AM
No.535403714
>>535404191
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:26:34 AM
No.535403734
honse
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:27:19 AM
No.535403789
>>535404381
>>535404964
>>535403567
>>535403596
i'm using just for practice because i'm *this* desperate for a 3* stam spark 3 spd/3 sta cards and i feel like i had decent stamina even for that, but since i skipped the replay that's completely on me so you guys are most likely right
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:27:22 AM
No.535403793
haha funny mayano choking image without sauce haha
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:27:30 AM
No.535403804
>>535403917
If you're worried about your Trainee getting handsy just neglect your personal hygiene, it's that easy.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:27:53 AM
No.535403828
>>535403868
>>535403909
Flatties are a sex symbol
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:28:12 AM
No.535403856
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:28:13 AM
No.535403857
>>535403762
Mating press insemination
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:28:28 AM
No.535403868
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:28:58 AM
No.535403909
>>535404203
>>535403828
I dunno
Gonna need more proof
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:29:11 AM
No.535403917
>>535403804
1. Neglect personal hygiene
2. Act like a poorfag
3. Be unfit and fat
4. Act like a loser virgin for human women
Anything else?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:29:23 AM
No.535403935
Weird place to ask but. Any fellow trainer know any koikatsu card maker that make some quality character card for uma?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:29:27 AM
No.535403939
>>535404193
I love Doto so much, bros.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:29:32 AM
No.535403947
dont post that horse pussy pic
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:29:43 AM
No.535403961
>>535404204
Fuck building a debuffer, never doing this shit again.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:30:08 AM
No.535403990
do i go for it bwos?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:30:22 AM
No.535404003
>>535404174
>>535406765
>MackQueen is actually a huge dork
Anime really does a disservice to her character huh?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:32:24 AM
No.535404141
>>535403762
silence succubus
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:32:56 AM
No.535404174
>>535404003
For real
My opinion did a complete 180 after playing through her career
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:32:57 AM
No.535404175
>>535404428
I got a new Maru
Hows it looking
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:33:03 AM
No.535404191
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:33:03 AM
No.535404193
>>535404460
>>535403939
I will definitely cry when he finally passes
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:33:12 AM
No.535404203
>>535404382
>>535403909
You will be convinced soon enough, skeptic anon.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:33:13 AM
No.535404204
>>535403961
Chat is this an achievable Natie?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:33:13 AM
No.535404205
>>535404075
I literally have no one I want to pull for until Halloween Rice and Super Creek.
Everything is fine.
I don't have enough roll for Wedding Mayano bwos
It's fucking over
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:33:22 AM
No.535404214
YES YES YES the 3 wit i used for the run instead of another 3 stam noooooo
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:34:04 AM
No.535404253
>>535404210
Use your credit card dumb BAfag.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:34:40 AM
No.535404290
YES YES YES the 3 wit i used for the run instead of another 3 stam noooooo
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:34:58 AM
No.535404312
>>535404474
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:35:15 AM
No.535404334
>6 medium
>6 turf
>only got ONE S medium in 10 runs
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:35:24 AM
No.535404350
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:35:46 AM
No.535404381
>>535404780
>>535403789
godspeed Suzudacchi, I'd say not to worry about sparks and whatnot. 200+ careers devoid of a single 3* and all of a sudden I got THREE 3* parents in a span of 5 runs or so. It will come with time man, trying to grind that hard will only burn you out of the fun.
anyway, good luck on your parent farming endeavors, may the best Suzuka image to date bless you with the elusive 3* spark.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:35:47 AM
No.535404382
>>535404203
Wouldn't they have a harder time with childbearing?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:35:53 AM
No.535404393
show me your evil natures onegai
>>535403603 (OP)
Uh guys what did Teio meant by this?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:36:20 AM
No.535404428
>>535404175
Oh she is 3* Stamina too with Medium
I already have a similar one
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:36:37 AM
No.535404447
>>535404402
playing the worlds smallest violin
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:36:44 AM
No.535404460
>>535404193
Some of Grass Wonder's solemn lines make me sad as it is
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:36:47 AM
No.535404465
am i just fucked out of luck for getting normal taishin in the future or do i literally just have to pray she spooks me while rolling for other umas in the far future
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:36:56 AM
No.535404474
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:37:00 AM
No.535404480
>>535404582
>>535404402
three something....
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:37:29 AM
No.535404517
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:37:39 AM
No.535404524
I love my hors
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:37:42 AM
No.535404528
>>535404402
>nazi dog whistle
Pretty based
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:37:46 AM
No.535404532
>>535404621
>>535404402
ok hand emoji
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:37:58 AM
No.535404548
Is it there something like a pastebin with the twitter handles of the horses still alive? I only know about Urara
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:38:28 AM
No.535404582
>>535404807
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:38:55 AM
No.535404609
>>535404751
>>535404763
what kind of parents should i be raising for the next CM?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:39:11 AM
No.535404621
>>535404717
>>535404402
>>535404532
koreans wont like this...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:40:49 AM
No.535404723
>>535404847
Vegetables?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:41:08 AM
No.535404751
>>535404825
>>535404609
The same thing but long
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:41:21 AM
No.535404763
>>535404825
>>535404609
1200/1200/1000 Long.
Good luck buddy. It's a whale's fight.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:41:39 AM
No.535404780
>>535406652
>>535404381
thank u, if danchou can forgive me i'm just gonna do suzuka runs, she's my most reliable and i can go back to 4 speed 2 whatever 1/1 and still get 600 stamina reliably in the end, it just hurts to see a perfectly possible 3* end up as 1* guts or even worse, this close i actually don't mind right now about white sparks, those can wait
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:42:07 AM
No.535404807
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:42:23 AM
No.535404825
>>535404763
>>535404751
thanks... so like maruzensky with long sparks?
So no S medium means instant glue? At point I'm so close to just restarting every single run right after the first inspiration event, I almost never get it in the second one anyway.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:42:38 AM
No.535404847
>>535404723
All I see is a peach
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:43:15 AM
No.535404890
>>535404828
You could just sub with double circle Spring Runner and Left Handed
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:44:20 AM
No.535404964
>>535405038
>>535403789
You will get 3* stams when you stop caring.
Pic related is my monkey paw'd one with 0 whites
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:45:07 AM
No.535405002
>>535405426
>>535404828
>happy meek
>win
She's always like 5th. So much for a rival.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:45:20 AM
No.535405015
Hons
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:45:41 AM
No.535405037
>end of classic year
>every single one of my rests except for two have been Sleep Deprived
sometimes the game just decides it doesn't want your career to succeed huh
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:45:44 AM
No.535405038
>>535404964
>Pic related is my monkey paw'd one with 0 whites
oof, that's rough
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:47:31 AM
No.535405148
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:48:28 AM
No.535405204
>>535404717
smoll penor hand signal is hate speech
bros... i just learned about aston machan.....
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:48:55 AM
No.535405221
>>535405325
>4 turns to Arima Kinen senior and then Ura finale
>it's a quadruple rainbow Speed with the faggot reporter
>+100 Speed, +50 Power
>70% chance failure
>I have 1000 Speed
>either I take this and can then Stam the rest of the way
>or back down and get a run of the mill uma
>take the chance
>failure
>bad mood
>practice poor
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:49:44 AM
No.535405284
>>535370834
I just want to make sure but you're not one of the anons I kicked r-right
I noticed one of the anons I kicked hasn't joined a new club yet while still logging in every day. If that's you please be sure to join a club before the mid-month ends so you can get your monthly gibs.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:50:19 AM
No.535405319
>>535404828
please dont post this image it makes me really sad that i'll never be able to train her and make her a winner
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:50:22 AM
No.535405325
>>535405221
Always gamble
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:51:54 AM
No.535405426
>>535405002
I've seen her win, also I think she gets powered up in the future
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:52:11 AM
No.535405449
Come on man
>>535405217
Remember her...
Remember that she once lived...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:54:42 AM
No.535405629
>>535405875
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:55:21 AM
No.535405661
>>535411310
>>535405568
i recognize this art style and it's very sinful
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:56:02 AM
No.535405719
>>535405217
>>535405568
Remember her, the strongest mascot ever.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:57:24 AM
No.535405812
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:57:28 AM
No.535405818
>>535403770
McQueen's dress is great at hiding how flat she is, I always think she's like a b cup or something instead of one of the flattest non-fillies.
>>535405217
Spark her, you won't regret it.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:57:33 AM
No.535405825
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:57:36 AM
No.535405830
>>535405935
>ENERGY BAR AT 80%
>WIT TRAINING
>0%
>FAIL
WTF HOW???? CREEK HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FAIL A 0% WIT TRAINING IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:58:05 AM
No.535405856
>anon left the club
>on 16th
Danchou is making his move
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:58:21 AM
No.535405875
>>535405952
>>535406029
>>535405629
Do you guys think โAll-you-can-eatโ buffets have to ban uma clients or at least heavily restrict them?
This fucking gay ass game severely lacks flat chested girls who aren't lolishit, it's 99% disgusting gooner cows with giant chest tumors, fucking nips have abhorrent sittaste as per usual.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:58:38 AM
No.535405892
>>535406682
Talk me out of whaling.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:59:02 AM
No.535405935
>>535406165
>>535405830
Slacker is not a joke
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:59:19 AM
No.535405952
>>535405875
Uma pay triple
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:59:53 AM
No.535405989
>>535405884
Shut the fuck up Suzushitter, find a boy.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:00:01 AM
No.535405994
>>535405884
more lolishit please, it fills the urges
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:00:43 AM
No.535406029
>>535405875
I think they must pay a lot more and umas like Spe and Oguri might even be barred from entering them
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:00:45 AM
No.535406032
>>535405884
Such a retard.
>>535405884
Shakur is a flat chested horse yet none of you flat fags seem to like her.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:02:02 AM
No.535406130
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:02:16 AM
No.535406145
God I hate training this fucking bitch so bad
PLEASE GIVE ME AN S MEDIUM
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:02:33 AM
No.535406165
>>535405935
>Tfw you train after going to the infirmary for Slacker only to realize you didnt remove the debuff
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:02:53 AM
No.535406193
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:03:21 AM
No.535406228
>>535406114
>retard who kill herself fighting a fence
lmao
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:03:50 AM
No.535406262
>>535406114
Shakur literally and unironically hates (You) why would anyone like her
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:04:31 AM
No.535406326
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:05:31 AM
No.535406397
>>535406114
only good for rape and breeding farm slaughter
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:06:19 AM
No.535406443
where's my free shit, Cygames
where are my carots and SSR tickets
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:06:57 AM
No.535406492
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:06:57 AM
No.535406493
>>535406114
Facial piercings are disgusting
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:07:14 AM
No.535406517
>>535403770
>this game could've been a pantyfag's dream game
>cygay are too cowardly so they give all the umas spats
Late Chaser kino (Knights Choice, pink and yellow jersey)
https://youtu.be/ub9geZkZmgA
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:07:29 AM
No.535406536
>>535406114
She's not an absolute pushover of a kuudere like Suzuka.
Start working on your Gemini team, you slackers.
1200/1200/1000/400/300 minimum
3 Gold Heals Required
Kyoto Racecourse + Standard Distance greens required
Recommended umas:
Top tier = Narita, Goldshi
Okay tier = Rudolph, Narita Brian, Oguri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4JUclOFSZI
Which 3 do you guys recommend the most between these?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:08:32 AM
No.535406612
i'm a little uma, running around
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:09:02 AM
No.535406638
>>535406748
No one likes Shakur when you already have Vodka.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:09:03 AM
No.535406639
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:09:13 AM
No.535406652
>>535407263
>>535404780
4speed/2stamina works out the best for my Suzuka desu (I wanna try 3speed/2stam/Tazuna now that I have green lady), inheriting as much stamina as you can should net you over 800+ stamina if you have a good run. Hell, my best Suzucute has 900-ish stamina or something
you can inherit long sparks and farm a shitload of fans with her too (I get on average at least 600k fans doing this), long Suzuka careers are my favorite, personally. Seeing her win the Arima Kinen is satisfying as fuck and can be done reliably even with B long provided that she has enough speed and stamina (as close to 600 speed as possible, and a gold recovery will make it even easier)
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:09:39 AM
No.535406682
>>535407004
>>535405892
some time after new year's banner there will be a "spark any uma you want" banner, which was so good the jews never rerun it, ever
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:09:39 AM
No.535406685
>>535406721
>>535406952
FINALLY! After all this time...
Wonder why the game was so stingy with her for so long. Saving the best for last?
Whatever, nothing is standing between us anymore, so let's get married right away!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:10:04 AM
No.535406719
>>535406819
>>535406534
Knight's Choice is such a badass name.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:10:07 AM
No.535406721
>>535406685
I don't have her yet either. She still evades me..
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:10:07 AM
No.535406727
>>535406586
>1200/1200/1000
don't wanna
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:10:33 AM
No.535406748
>>535406586
mmm, nyo
>>535406638
the only thing those two have in common is that they're both boyish design wise
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:10:41 AM
No.535406761
>>535406586
i'm not a sweatlord so nyo
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:10:48 AM
No.535406765
>>535404003
If you find her with Ryan in the home screen, she's talking about baseball like a huge NERD. She's the biggest normie ever behind closed doors.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:10:54 AM
No.535406773
>>535406886
clock check /uma/
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:11:11 AM
No.535406786
>>535406586
>1200/1200/1000
impossible unless you're a whale with multiple MLB SSRs
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:11:29 AM
No.535406809
>>535407367
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:11:38 AM
No.535406819
>>535406719
He was 90-1 odds as well.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:11:38 AM
No.535406820
Everytime i read Haru "bestest prize" i can't help to think about the fluffy comics
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:12:12 AM
No.535406850
>>535406920
>>535406974
>>535406534
>final corner
>he got through this
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:12:44 AM
No.535406886
>>535406773
190, had to spend 3 on a successful Evil Nature run just today but other than that they've been collecting a fuck ton of dust
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:12:49 AM
No.535406894
>>535406586
>Top tier = Narita, Goldshi
>Okay tier = Rudolph, Narita Brian, Oguri
I'll run Tachyon, Super Creek and Stinky Nature and you can't do anything to stop me.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:13:08 AM
No.535406920
>>535406850
He didnt lack power.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:13:43 AM
No.535406952
>>535406685
got her right away and yet im still missing motherfucker, del taco, losing bitch, and top cun
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:14:02 AM
No.535406974
>>535406850
Late Surger OP
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:14:11 AM
No.535406982
>>535407026
>>535406945
>Gold Ship gets boxed with 500+ wit
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:14:28 AM
No.535407004
>>535407098
>>535406682
it will be so good it wont come to global either
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:14:47 AM
No.535407026
>>535406982
damn how bad trainer do you have to be to get boxed with gold ship
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:14:50 AM
No.535407031
>>535407715
>>535406586
Me? looking forward to this BEAUTY.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:15:10 AM
No.535407052
>>535407079
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:15:34 AM
No.535407079
>>535407208
>>535407052
what is wrong with this horse
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:15:44 AM
No.535407090
>>535406586
>1200/1200/1000/400/300 minimum
Nyot possible for me
>3 Gold Heals Required
Also nyot possible for me unless I get pot5 Golshi as no one else has an innate recovery
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:15:47 AM
No.535407098
>>535407573
>>535407004
I will personally come to Japan and shit on Cygames lawn if that happens, mark my fucking words
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:15:58 AM
No.535407109
>>535406534
>Pronouncing Okita Soushi as Akita Sushi
Australians
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:16:27 AM
No.535407145
>>535407213
>>535406534
Is horse racing big in Australia?
They made some really renowned horses in the past, biggest prize pool race in the world on par with the Saudi's apparently, huge crowds and gorgeous looking turf and track too.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:17:17 AM
No.535407202
>>535406586
I'll be running goldship and two specialized end closer stamina debuffers. The main strat is to kill Narita and Goldshi
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:17:25 AM
No.535407208
>>535407079
Gold Ship is his dad.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:17:29 AM
No.535407212
>>535406114
>thug shakur
no thanks
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:17:29 AM
No.535407213
>>535407145
In Melbourne we literally get a day off work every year for the Melbourne Cup. Most people who go to the Melbourne Cup aren't horse racing fans though, they go there to dress up and get black out drunk.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:17:35 AM
No.535407224
>>535407563
>>535407595
>everyone is building Nice Nature debuffer
>everyone expects it so they stack stam and 2 gold skills
I donโt understand, isnโt it far better to build a speed debuffer like grass wonder?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:18:08 AM
No.535407263
>>535406652
i'll try a long suzu for fun, have plenty of those legacies funny enough, no green woman but i can borrow one, thanks for all the tips anon!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:19:14 AM
No.535407345
>>535406604
Eishin flash for the events
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:19:15 AM
No.535407346
>>535413537
>>535406586
>that stat
>3 gold skills
How? Where do you even get 3 gold recov skills?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:19:30 AM
No.535407364
>>535406586
>1200/1200/1000/400/300 minimum
No, I don't think I will
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:19:31 AM
No.535407367
>>535406809
mambomambemammmambo
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:19:56 AM
No.535407394
>>535407537
>finished maiden race with rice shower
>random ass G3
>1st favourite
>somehow place 10th and got a negative skil
>wtf
>time for spring S
>1st favourite
>4th
All of that after 2 garbage Mihono runs where the game never proc'd support card events
Not today huh
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:20:07 AM
No.535407410
>>535406586
>1k power
no thanks bro
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:20:41 AM
No.535407448
>Champions Meeting has an exclusive title if you win last round
Who ready to be /bricked/ here?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:21:07 AM
No.535407474
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:21:09 AM
No.535407480
>>535407584
>>535407646
Would this be decent for the next long distance cm?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:21:10 AM
No.535407481
>>535407798
who is the next loli type uma
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:21:57 AM
No.535407532
>>535406604
Eishin, Biko, King Halo
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:22:00 AM
No.535407535
im gonna have sex with the donkey
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:22:01 AM
No.535407537
>>535407394
G2 and G3 races are just rng fest. I played Tachyonโs career and she placed 16th in a random G2 race while winning every G1 race. Itโs infuriating
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:22:24 AM
No.535407563
>>535407224
You're not going to win anyway, you'll get wrecked by a whale. I just use it as a goal to move towards to keep me getting bored grinding for legacy umas
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:22:30 AM
No.535407573
>>535407098
Which one of the many cygames corporation locations?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:22:40 AM
No.535407584
>>535407480
What do you mean by decent?
Decent as in you make it best group stages? Probably, lots of scubs in the game.
Decent as in actually winning finals? No shot. Next CM is whales game with 1200/1200/10000 requirement WITH gold recovery skills.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:22:50 AM
No.535407595
>>535407224
Stam still factors into your final spurt and sub 400 witlets have a chance to not proc gold skills
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:23:13 AM
No.535407628
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's better to have higher power than speed on late surger and end closer right? Something like 800 speed and 1000 power should be better on late surger than 1000 speed, 800 power?
I'm thinking of going 3 speed, 1 Super Creek, and 2 power for Symboli Rudolf, or is more speed cards more desirable?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:23:32 AM
No.535407646
>>535407480
>no S Long
Kinda meh
what fucking uma has the easiest career for the NHK mile cup, what the fuck man
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:24:39 AM
No.535407715
>>535407031
hope you got your MLB cafe
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:25:28 AM
No.535407775
>>535407989
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:25:33 AM
No.535407779
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:26:04 AM
No.535407798
>>535407481
Probably Manhattan Cafeteria in early December
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:26:15 AM
No.535407810
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:26:15 AM
No.535407812
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:26:15 AM
No.535407813
>>535408262
>>535407647
This race honestly feels like the Hopeless Stakes of Miles
I feel like I've literally never seen anyone post about Opera O's career other than her hot springs scene. There are also THOSE two images but otherwise she gets like nothing here
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:26:59 AM
No.535407860
have you been using carats for more career runs?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:27:15 AM
No.535407874
>>535407647
Oguri Cap no diffs every single time.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:27:37 AM
No.535407890
>>535407951
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:28:46 AM
No.535407948
>>535408125
horses suck
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:28:48 AM
No.535407951
>>535407890
why are the crickets so fucking loud
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:28:58 AM
No.535407967
>>535411517
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:29:10 AM
No.535407989
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:29:17 AM
No.535407993
>>535407647
Suzuka. Her career is easy mode
how many potential 5 umas do you have
this shit is extremely expensive
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:31:09 AM
No.535408110
>>535406945
Meanwhile, I consistently win Vodka careers with 4 speed, 1 stamina, and 1 strength (to get ability hints) and put her in front to the end of URA. I outsmarted you at your own game, green woman.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:31:11 AM
No.535408112
>>535408037
i'm not a whale so non
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:31:22 AM
No.535408120
I HAVE NEVER SEEN EL CONDOR PASA UNIQUE SKILL ACTUALLY POP
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:31:25 AM
No.535408125
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:31:38 AM
No.535408135
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:31:58 AM
No.535408157
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:32:03 AM
No.535408158
>>535407821
>first character banner
>latefags missed it
>reroooollers missed it
>people who rolled but got unlucky and couldn't spark in time missed it
Most anons including me just don't have her.
I'm aiming to spark her during January if she doesn't spook me before that.
I imagine most of her career is just Opera theatrics which I enjoy but she's supposed to win everything like Rudolf so the story is also probably just not as engaging as the underdog ones.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:32:17 AM
No.535408171
>>535408037
Anime Teio, Opera O, Tachyon
Kinda bricked myself, should have pot 5 golshi instead now it'll probably take a month to try and save up the money for it
>>535408037
Threads move so slow since the Kita days
Guess the hype is over
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:33:52 AM
No.535408262
>>535407813
well said, it always feels like a 50/50 to me
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:34:13 AM
No.535408282
>>535408189
We need to be even slower.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:34:23 AM
No.535408294
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:34:27 AM
No.535408298
>>535408189
Good.
Fast threads fucking suck.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:34:52 AM
No.535408319
>>535408434
>>535403603 (OP)
I want Mayano to squeeze my carrot...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:36:14 AM
No.535408380
>>535408037
Suzuka, Golshi and Neicha.
>>535408189
comfy threads are great.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:36:35 AM
No.535408403
>>535408037
2 after I 3*'d Tachy and Golgol
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:37:10 AM
No.535408434
>>535408319
top cun please be my free roll tomorrow
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:37:22 AM
No.535408450
>>535408189
It's SEA hours right now and this game isn't SEA nigger friendly because of the lack of coom.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:38:26 AM
No.535408515
be nice
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:38:43 AM
No.535408531
>>535408037
Nice Nature and Creek
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:39:16 AM
No.535408563
>>535408606
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:39:22 AM
No.535408571
>>535407821
her career is pretty decent for fan-farming, she has secret events for autumn triple crown in both classic and senior and those give you like +12ish stats, mood up and 26ish skill points each
I average around 450k+ fans per run, nowhere near 1M+ Maru runs but its stable (heh) You could probably squeeze in more G1 races like Takarazaku Kinen and Queen Elizabeth cup in both years if you're a whale with MLBs
Story wise there isn't much other than her just being a chuuni who wins everything, has some cute moments though
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:39:58 AM
No.535408606
>>535409172
>>535408563
I want to breed Inari One so fucking bad bros
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:40:44 AM
No.535408651
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:42:22 AM
No.535408738
losing to jarajara so bad
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:44:15 AM
No.535408851
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:44:35 AM
No.535408869
>>535408764
The things you do to finally become the main character. hot
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:44:39 AM
No.535408872
>>535410824
>>535408189
/uma/ is a goldilocks thread imo. not too fast, not too slow. And we only have a yuri seether or two that shit up the thread besides the gaslighting brickers
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:44:51 AM
No.535408883
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:45:29 AM
No.535408915
>>535409205
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:45:36 AM
No.535408924
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:45:42 AM
No.535408932
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:45:49 AM
No.535408937
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:46:02 AM
No.535408947
>>535408764
She's a good girl who loves books, calling her a slut is rude!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:47:28 AM
No.535409019
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:48:22 AM
No.535409072
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:48:44 AM
No.535409098
>>535409253
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:49:56 AM
No.535409172
>>535409554
>>535408606
>>535408681
>>535408764
I'm going to sleep on the same bed with them and use them as body pillows
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:50:35 AM
No.535409205
>>535409346
>>535408915
How did Stay Gold managed to pump out 5 umas in such a short amount of time?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:51:10 AM
No.535409253
>>535409098
She got that in common with Oguri
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:51:53 AM
No.535409286
a mother and her two goo goo babies
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:52:41 AM
No.535409337
Guess I'm building for long cm against my will...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:52:46 AM
No.535409345
>>535409416
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:52:48 AM
No.535409346
>>535409401
>>535409205
stay gold is a stallion so just have sex
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:53:31 AM
No.535409395
how do I get gud with Oguri?
I always fail the second last goal
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:53:33 AM
No.535409401
>>535409809
>>535409346
But Iโm talking about uma Stay Goldโฆ
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:53:44 AM
No.535409410
>>535409457
>>535409580
bros...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:53:50 AM
No.535409416
>>535409345
this damn inumusume...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:54:30 AM
No.535409457
>>535409410
DANCHOU, KICK THIS MAN
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:54:30 AM
No.535409459
>>535409621
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:54:47 AM
No.535409473
>>535409572
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:55:14 AM
No.535409498
>still no edit/pic of Rudolf as an EMPEROR and her zapping the competition
Disappointing.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:56:11 AM
No.535409554
>>535409836
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:56:30 AM
No.535409572
>>535409473
They are so heavily edited they donโt even look like a normal human
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:56:33 AM
No.535409580
>>535411179
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:57:26 AM
No.535409620
>>535409913
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:57:26 AM
No.535409621
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:59:37 AM
No.535409735
>>535408037
Tachyon and Nice Nature, with enough monies for one more.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:00:35 AM
No.535409809
>>535409401
lots of nonstop handholding
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:01:11 AM
No.535409836
>>535409948
>>535409554
I'm surrounded by boobs..
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:02:42 AM
No.535409913
>>535409620
For me?
Womb massages
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:02:56 AM
No.535409926
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:03:19 AM
No.535409948
>>535409836
You're guaranteed to have a good night's rest!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:04:22 AM
No.535409998
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:04:54 AM
No.535410024
>>535410138
>>535410672
finally out of TP potions... what now...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:06:00 AM
No.535410087
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:06:35 AM
No.535410124
>>535410214
>>535410315
how the hell am I supposed to reach these stats while doing a bunch of races to learn a million skills?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:06:50 AM
No.535410138
>>535410237
>>535410024
4 careers a day
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:08:01 AM
No.535410213
>>535410776
Were there any serious attempts in trying to make equine beds/pillows and train horses to use them? Whenever I see sleeping horses, they always seemingly struggle with finding the spot and often just lay down with the other half of their face in some dirt/hay/etc. Do they have issues with dirt and other muck getting into their eyes/nostrils while sleeping?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:08:03 AM
No.535410214
>>535410124
good parent
good support cards
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:08:22 AM
No.535410237
>>535410945
>>535411867
>>535410138
should i use my carats as well..
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:08:54 AM
No.535410273
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:09:32 AM
No.535410315
>>535410617
>>535410124
Just get lucky.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:09:59 AM
No.535410338
front and pace the cuck roles
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:10:16 AM
No.535410356
>>535408037
Taiki, El, Golshi, and Nice Nature
CM Long is kinda cancer
1200 stam with 2-3 gold recoveries is quite the shitshow to achieve when you also need to have speed stats to win
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:10:35 AM
No.535410375
>>535410545
How?
Is this one of those achievements that will only be doable after a ton of currently-JP-only OP cards get added?
As anyone on global even got close?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:12:02 AM
No.535410464
when you are brocked you are brocked
>>535410375
Each new Scenario produces higher stat Umas
Next Scenario Aoharu Hai makes it easier to achieve S-S+ rank
Then MANT will up the Stat caps letting you get UG rank Umas
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:13:52 AM
No.535410548
>>535410369
your mlb creek? your mlb eishin flash?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:14:13 AM
No.535410562
>>535410778
I want to build a tannhรคus with my tannhรคuswife machikanetannhรคuser
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:14:37 AM
No.535410580
>>535410369
it is the peak of umamusume pvp
of course it is going to be extremely demanding
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:14:46 AM
No.535410583
>>535410617
how do i get long sparks on good umas...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:15:32 AM
No.535410617
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:16:01 AM
No.535410641
>>535410369
the only winning move is to not play
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:16:02 AM
No.535410643
>>535410721
Hungry...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:16:11 AM
No.535410653
>>535406945
Wit is bizarre. If you can position yourself really well with Wit what would then be the point of Power?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:16:25 AM
No.535410672
>>535411012
>>535410024
10 carats per refill isnโt much, specially if youโre in a good club. A lot of silly anons will tell you that if youโre in a high rank club you โloseโ more carats than you gain without realizing those 600 carats you spend playing 60 more careers in a month are the same you gain at the end of the month but now youโve had more fun, farmed better parents, more knowledge etc.
If youโre in a pretty casual club and are f2p then you just wait 10 hours, or spend your daily login carats I suppose. Not gona argue it isnโt rough in that situation if you really want to play more but also save
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:17:19 AM
No.535410721
>>535410643
go eat something oguri
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:17:33 AM
No.535410734
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:17:41 AM
No.535410740
>>535407647
Suzuka and Oguri. I think Tachyon is also solid as well.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:18:20 AM
No.535410776
>>535410213
Admire Japan famously loves his pillow but it seems to be more of a retired horse thing. Their eyes and nostrils protect from dust the same way ours do so unless the ventilation is really bad or they have an allergic reaction to dust they're fine with laying down anywhere, they have a preference for softer bedding but they're more tougher and leathery than we are so they can take it.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:18:20 AM
No.535410778
>>535410562
>those tits
>that tummy
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:18:57 AM
No.535410808
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:19:12 AM
No.535410824
>>535408872
This. I hated the Kitasan days because it was just everyone talking about rerolling and complaining about how not F2P it is(Hint no Gacha is ever F2P all of them require you to pay at some point).
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:19:24 AM
No.535410839
>>535404402
Teio's budding tits...
This game is severely lacking in armpits for a cygames game.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:20:30 AM
No.535410889
Is there a tool or something I can use to predict an uma's grade? I'm going to enter the B and under bracket for the event and the first good Nice Nature I managed to train was B+. I tried again and self-destructed the career without even getting the last skill I wanted, but this one was only C+ so I could have at least stacked up a bit more stam.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:21:39 AM
No.535410945
>>535411012
>>535411867
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:22:52 AM
No.535411003
>>535410864
All the armpit sexo umas are still years away
>get this from doing 1m fan run
>it's bricked because one of the grandparents is 1* wit I take to get A Long on Maruzensky
NNNNNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:23:00 AM
No.535411012
>>535411406
>>535410945
Why wouldn't you see
>>535410672
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:23:10 AM
No.535411023
>>535410545
USA USA USA
what does the u stand for
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:23:33 AM
No.535411042
>no resources to pot 5 Nice Nature
>have 3-star and pot3 Tachyon with Dominator
Is she viable for a debuffer?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:24:13 AM
No.535411073
>>535411407
Did Oguri sire any good horses?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:24:44 AM
No.535411098
How come 90% of the time when a run starts good (pre-debut charming, random practice perfect, 1st place Hopeful Stakes, etc) it turns to garbage (no summer rainbows, job at Japan Cup, fail a single percentage triple rainbow, etc), but never the other way around? I've had so many middling runs that could've been turned around as late as post-senior summer if there were just some more rainbows, but it has never EVER happened.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:24:48 AM
No.535411105
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:24:59 AM
No.535411117
>>535411801
Who has higher chance of winning?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:25:06 AM
No.535411126
>>535412146
>>535410545
>1900 stam
Ah, so that's why they say stam debuffer is dead in the future
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:25:08 AM
No.535411130
>>535412504
>>535412817
Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:25:38 AM
No.535411151
It's so over. Gold Shit should just kill herself.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:25:51 AM
No.535411158
>>535411009
are you parent farming or just fan farming
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:26:13 AM
No.535411179
I've spent the past few days just watching a bunch of different female vtubers reacting to the latest main story chapter because I like to listen to women cry
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:27:23 AM
No.535411239
>>535411009
You can still use her as a parent to farm for 9-star power sparks. Grandparents don't matter
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:27:31 AM
No.535411246
>>535411204
You might want to kill yourself.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:27:50 AM
No.535411259
>>535411274
>>535411417
>>535411204
Why?
Is it sad?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:28:07 AM
No.535411274
>>535411204
>>535411259
*JP main story chapter
Global will get there one day... hopefully the western audience will still be around when we get the actual kino content.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:28:22 AM
No.535411292
>>535411359
>>535411204
There are a lot of vtubers that stream this game, I've noticed.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:28:47 AM
No.535411310
>>535411426
>>535411636
>>535405661
Please expound further
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:29:48 AM
No.535411354
Which character will be good for Gemini cup?
I haven't used my ticket and i doubt it will have ay use for this CM
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:29:54 AM
No.535411359
>>535411638
>>535411292
the en whores are just jumping on the bandwagon
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:30:11 AM
No.535411372
>>535411516
Is this good enough for Taurus Cup? Am I able to enter Grade League with this?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:30:42 AM
No.535411403
are you running your waifu or redditship as your ace bros?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:30:46 AM
No.535411406
>>535411508
>>535411867
>>535411012
Are you in a good club retard?
Have fun burning through your carats and never spark anything again.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:30:48 AM
No.535411407
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:30:52 AM
No.535411417
>>535411570
>>535411259
it does the VERY kino thing of story-only version of a winning live in which the singer cries mid-concert and you can hear the audience's reaction
the actual story itself is very good but will avoid dropping spoilers for that since global needs to experience it raw
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:31:05 AM
No.535411426
>>535411619
>>535411310
NTA but it's from a very good lewd artist.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:31:42 AM
No.535411451
>>535407647
Sakura Bakushin O with A on mile
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:32:31 AM
No.535411501
>>535410545
>1900 sta
What's the point? Aren't the longest races already more than dealt with at 600 STA + Maestro (or 800 without)?
>1500 wit
Same question, I thought skill activation had strong diminishing return already above 400+.
>>535403603 (OP)
Anything for the horrorchad?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:32:38 AM
No.535411507
i am stupid
would it be better to go for a training with two characters on it but one of them is rainbow/friendship training or a training with three characters and one has a hint(they are speed and wit)
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:32:38 AM
No.535411508
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:32:42 AM
No.535411512
>>535411204
Who's the main uma of the chapter, Pandora?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:32:53 AM
No.535411516
>>535411372
If this was a high roll run for you then I suggest making a B rank for Open instead.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:32:54 AM
No.535411517
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:33:12 AM
No.535411536
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:33:51 AM
No.535411570
>>535411676
>>535411417
>skips every thing
Huh?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:34:29 AM
No.535411616
curious how there a npc racers in dirt tracks that have G affinity for it
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:34:34 AM
No.535411619
>>535411815
>>535411426
And who might that be..
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:34:59 AM
No.535411636
>>535411310
beautiful high effort clean line art
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:35:00 AM
No.535411638
>>535411698
>>535411359
...
What even is a bandwagon? What does it look like?
The only bands ive ever seen in my life were on a stage or marching on foot
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:35:39 AM
No.535411676
>>535411889
>>535411570
They are mainly only skipping right now because the story in the current version of the game is really just OK at best
When actual kino comes in assuming Uma maintains its popularity word of mouth will spread and people will begin checking out the story chapters after their friends tell them to read the story
Likewise streamers will have their chats yelling at them to not skip the story
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:36:08 AM
No.535411698
>>535411638
The term "bandwagon" originates from 19th-century American circuses. Specifically, it refers to a large wagon used to carry the band in parades, meant to attract attention and generate excitement for the circus. Politicians later adopted the practice of using bandwagons to promote their campaigns, and the phrase "jump on the bandwagon" came to mean joining a popular or successful cause.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:36:08 AM
No.535411701
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:36:18 AM
No.535411708
Please don't use Urara for your pretending to be dumb jokes
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:36:21 AM
No.535411709
>>535411951
>>535411009
>1m fan run
Any particular trick to it, or you just grab a random horse and make sure the deck is filled with +Fan% while running as many optional races as possible?
Been tempted to do one with Bakushin since her career is piss easy to win which allow a lot of margin.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:37:04 AM
No.535411754
>Genning porn of super creek with a flat chest and rice shower with massive breasts
I love AI
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:37:22 AM
No.535411771
>>535411864
>>535411506
Okay, why do people call Transcend your bro?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:37:58 AM
No.535411791
>>535411857
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:38:05 AM
No.535411801
>>535412185
>>535411117
Sakura by far, unless it's dirt.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:38:14 AM
No.535411812
>>535411506
I donโt see my hag
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:38:18 AM
No.535411815
>>535411987
>>535411619
Recall your days in trigonometry class, anon, and the artist's name will come to you...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:39:13 AM
No.535411857
>>535411941
>>535411791
>non-erect
Useless stat.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:39:24 AM
No.535411864
>>535411771
cuz she acts like your male friend
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:39:26 AM
No.535411867
>>535410237
Yes. Donโt listen to this
>>535410945 >>535411406 moron.
If you REALLY want to put a โpriceโ on playing as much as you want then itโs the $6.99 monthly carat pack that literally gives you enough for 5 careers ON TOP of the 3 + 3 you can do already, which is as much as youโll ever need. And like the other anon said, if your club is at least top 1000 then consider your refills as the difference you get from not being in a shitter club. You contribute to your club while simultaneously getting to play more for free in that case.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:39:45 AM
No.535411889
>>535411676
When does it get good anon?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:40:40 AM
No.535411941
>>535411857
gook hand type this
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:40:49 AM
No.535411951
>>535412408
>>535411709
you'll need
>uma who can hit A in all 4 distances from the start (Maruzensky is the easiest to do this on since she has B in Sprint/Medium and C in Long)
>front runner uma preferred to minimize risk of getting blocked (Maruzensky)
>over 100% fan bonus from supports
>good enough inheritances and support cards to boost your stats high enough in the early-mid game so you can do as many races as possible in the 2nd half of the run
For reference my 1m+ run requires 45 races; with 110% fan bonus and all wins it will net over 1.1m fans
Starting from Classic Year Early or Late September you do races all the way until URA
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:41:25 AM
No.535411987
>>535411815
The image helped me more than your vague hint, thanks
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:42:03 AM
No.535412023
I had to unfortunately watch this
Now you must too
https://x.com/myciconia/status/1954613165846831436
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:42:12 AM
No.535412028
>>535412160
Suzuka is so fucking FLAT I LOVE IT
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:42:51 AM
No.535412060
>>535412119
>>535412151
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:43:22 AM
No.535412083
this game would be better if the alts character could be used together
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:43:51 AM
No.535412108
Uma's who stink BAD?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:44:00 AM
No.535412119
>>535412060
Cafe is so lickable.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:44:25 AM
No.535412141
>>535413331
realistically what would sex with Mayano be like
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:44:31 AM
No.535412145
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:44:32 AM
No.535412146
>>535412461
>>535411126
no, it's even worse since they rework the stam system later that every action costs stam points
like every time you overtake someone it will cost you lots of stam
and instead of one debuffer people do stupid shit like triple debuffers front blockade
it's so annoying that they just say fuck it and banned debuffer altogether
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:44:33 AM
No.535412151
>>535412060
Cafe is so breedable
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:44:38 AM
No.535412156
>>535404402
three fractures
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:44:41 AM
No.535412160
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:45:14 AM
No.535412185
>>535411801
Too bad Taiki won.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:46:26 AM
No.535412252
>>535406586
Umamusume is a midwit game where whales throw large amount of money for a tiny fraction returns of carats
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:46:56 AM
No.535412278
>>535412381
>Start career
>Stare at the list of umas for 10 minutes
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:47:06 AM
No.535412289
Maybe she won't be so bad for CM
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:48:57 AM
No.535412379
>>535412709
>>535412725
first attempt at evil nature
is this already decent enough to use?
where can I improve, apart from the obvious
>needs more skills
>>535412278
>14 good endings
>no more 3 star umas to play
>can't bring myself to play 2 stars
See you guys on the Brian banner
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:49:35 AM
No.535412408
>>535411951
Ouch. Yeah, I'm not there yet if it's that tight.
Thanks for the detailed answer.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:50:15 AM
No.535412447
>>535412660
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:50:39 AM
No.535412461
>>535412146
>banned debuffer all together
Cant wait for that beautiful day to come
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:51:36 AM
No.535412504
>>535411130
this guy draws some of the best Suzukas
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:52:18 AM
No.535412540
>>535412381
>>can't bring myself to play 2 stars
Why?
Those are still really nice, even the 1*, unlike most gacha were anything not top star isn't worth the electricity to power their pixels.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:52:31 AM
No.535412554
>>535414068
>no maestro
>no med S
I hate life.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:54:05 AM
No.535412645
>>535412937
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:54:26 AM
No.535412660
>>535412447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m261Q5uE3g
I might make a throwaway account on jp once Stay Gold finally drops.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:55:27 AM
No.535412693
>>535412836
how much stamina do you really need?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:55:43 AM
No.535412709
>>535413214
>>535412379
needs more skills and a bit more wit
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:56:00 AM
No.535412725
>>535413214
>>535412379
more skills, you want at least one for each style except maybe front runner
wit could be higher, ideally 900+
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:56:06 AM
No.535412730
dont know what to farm for the next CM...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:56:34 AM
No.535412754
>>535412381
Only 14? Pasetic bwo
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:57:51 AM
No.535412817
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:58:16 AM
No.535412836
>>535412693
from rooms using my 1100 goldship, 950 oguri, and multiple 800 oguris and goldships you want at least 900 before the 2 gold recovery skills
anything below 900 just dies too easily from all the debuffs
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:58:34 AM
No.535412849
>>535413103
>new follower
>go check who it is
>see this
lol, lmao even
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:58:44 AM
No.535412859
>>535413012
>>535412381
this isn't like other f2p games where r/sr chars are unusable. You can easily win career and class 6 team trials with 1* and 2* umas
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:58:56 AM
No.535412879
>>535407821
The fan letter event makes me love her even more
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:59:59 AM
No.535412937
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:00:11 AM
No.535412946
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:01:36 AM
No.535413012
>>535412859
I'm just autistic about the outfits, I hate seeing the generic racing outfit.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:02:06 AM
No.535413040
>>535413180
>>535413221
>kb uma is going to be dogshit because I can't use my mlb kb
This game is so bad
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:02:59 AM
No.535413091
im waiting for manhattan cafe...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:03:18 AM
No.535413103
>>535412849
You removed xer as follower, right?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:03:35 AM
No.535413117
Fronting is gay
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:04:35 AM
No.535413167
Sex with Gentildonna.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:04:56 AM
No.535413180
>>535413040
By that time you will have other substitutes for SPD cards, not to mention MANT will be a thing and let you farm 1200/1200/1200 umas even without Kitasan support.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:05:01 AM
No.535413189
>>535414698
fuark that's a good nice nature
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:05:22 AM
No.535413214
>>535412709
>>535412725
thanks
what's the minimum stat line on the other stats I want to get to make sure that the aces are in range for my debuffs to hit?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:05:32 AM
No.535413221
>>535413040
Your Almond Eye card?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:05:43 AM
No.535413235
>>535413283
>>535416768
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:06:32 AM
No.535413278
>>535408037
Spe, King, and Creek for meme purposes of fucking over debuffers.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:06:38 AM
No.535413283
>>535414196
>>535413235
what are your legacies and cards?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:06:40 AM
No.535413285
>got gold ship to 3 stars
ZAMN, she got some big bazongers!
it took 10 hours to draw this, enjoy
>>535403603 (OP)
August 16 is the death anniversary of Seiun Sky (aged 16) who passed away at Nishiyama Ranch. Shigeyuki Nishiyama, whose father owned Seiun Sky, and who was responsible for building Seiun Sky's grave linked his 14 year old post about his feelings and thoughts about Seiun Sky's retirement and sudden death. Spoiler: He believes boredom from his retirement caused Seiun Sky to accidentally kill himself from hitting his head in his stable after simply standing up, because he could no longer rampage at the race track.
https://x.com/seiun0005/status/1956537301636420046
https://ameblo.jp/nybokujo/entry-10987596643.html
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:07:15 AM
No.535413325
Why does Red Teio never activate her skill
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:07:25 AM
No.535413331
>>535412141
At first she'd be nervous and shy, but as you do it more with her, it'd be passionate and long-lasting with her energy and stamina
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:08:16 AM
No.535413375
>>535413323
Here lies Seiun Sky, he was constantly getting cucked...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:08:17 AM
No.535413378
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:09:54 AM
No.535413462
>>535413323
Seiun Sky is a really cool tbtbh
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:10:57 AM
No.535413512
>>535413582
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:10:58 AM
No.535413514
>>535413323
>accidentally kill himself from hitting his head in his stable
with how much force?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:11:24 AM
No.535413537
>>535407346
You have 2 free SSRs that gives good gold stam recov for long. You've been leveling up your Rice and McQueen, right?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:11:24 AM
No.535413538
>>535413320
Your sins are not forgiven sloppafag
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:11:33 AM
No.535413548
>>535413584
>>535413805
whos the most popular of the newer umas
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:11:49 AM
No.535413565
Why doesn't this game allow you to put two xx's in a row as a deck name? Am I the only one with this issue?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:12:12 AM
No.535413582
>>535413649
>>535413512
How did this sweet little girl turn in to the cock-obsessed rapist?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:12:13 AM
No.535413584
>>535413548
Orfevre is pretty new
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:12:33 AM
No.535413596
>>535413695
>>535413876
Horse doujinshi
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:12:46 AM
No.535413609
>>535413882
>>535413323
RIP, from what I read about his dedication to Nishino Flower and Seiun, their burial and graves and his attempts to keep the unpromising bloodline alive mostly out of passion, the owner seems like one of the better ones.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:13:04 AM
No.535413624
wtf i didnt know clubs gave out so many free carrots my account is bricked
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:13:22 AM
No.535413649
>>535413727
>>535414365
>>535413582
Because she didn't.
Dia-chan is a good girl who is simply slandered.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:14:14 AM
No.535413695
>>535413596
calstone spotted!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:14:59 AM
No.535413727
>>535413795
>>535413649
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:16:24 AM
No.535413795
>>535413950
>>535414365
>>535413727
Fanart is slander.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:16:38 AM
No.535413805
>>535413548
Of the 2025 ones, Orfev and Verxina both seem pretty over with players.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:16:41 AM
No.535413806
>>535414167
>>535413323
Based competitivepilled horse.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:17:11 AM
No.535413828
Do you need to be Kubrick to post Umatok?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:18:10 AM
No.535413876
>>535413596
>uma rally
holy based
>>535413609
He really is, the guy was actually fine with porn even, until some fags scared him that if he support R18+ of uma, there might be gore of his beloved horses.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:18:27 AM
No.535413889
>>535411506
what would akebono be? comedic giantess?
>>535413795
Hmmmmmmmmm...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:19:54 AM
No.535413964
>>535414013
I want to feel happy. Someone post the buttom please.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:20:19 AM
No.535413983
>>535413882
I think that was the same with a lot of owners, they were okay until they were getting guro or ntr shit
fuck gurofags and ntrfags
>>535413950
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:20:54 AM
No.535414013
>>535414071
>>535413964
here have a sad Haru instead
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:21:29 AM
No.535414040
>>535414365
>>535413950
>>535413993
I don't see anything wrong here.
She's just excited to have a torena-san.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:21:31 AM
No.535414046
>>535414123
>>535413993
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:21:51 AM
No.535414068
>>535412554
Run less shitty ssr
And 16 medium star parents
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:21:55 AM
No.535414071
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:22:13 AM
No.535414087
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:23:02 AM
No.535414123
>>535414365
>>535414371
>>535413950
>>535413993
>>535414046
When does this cutie come out?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:23:41 AM
No.535414167
>>535413806
>Yokoyama Norihiro, the main jockey of Seiun Sky, once said: โWhen Seiun Sky met an opponent whom he felt he absolutely canโt win against, he would give up quickly and not try to compete with that opponent.โ
The horse was too smart for that.
>>535413882
>He really is, the guy was actually fine with porn even, until some fags scared him that if he support R18+ of uma
Based ojisan. It sounds like he was also pretty involved with the uma creation process, his friend being the main inspiration for Seiun being a laid back fisher.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:23:50 AM
No.535414179
>>535414340
>>535413950
I was super confused after watching season 3 because of how differently sheโs depicted in fanart.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:24:04 AM
No.535414196
>>535416768
>>535419840
>>535413283
3 spd 6 stam / 3 pow 6 stam parents with turf, pace and long sparks
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:24:18 AM
No.535414209
>>535414281
>>535414835
>>535413323
May the sky last forever 2011-08-15 18:31:49 :
https://ameblo.jp/nybokujo/entry-10987596643.html
I've calmed down a bit. I'll write a more precise account of the incident. Apparently, he stood up in his stall, hit his head, and died instantly. His profuse nosebleeds tell the story. Seiun Sky, born April 26, 1995, was 17 years old (the old way of writing), roughly 70 years old in human terms. He was also retired as a stud, so perhaps it's best to view him as having died peacefully. Seiun Sky spent his days simply grazing and relaxing, but he was a pillar of support for me, and indeed for the employees of Nishiyama Farm. "We were able to breed a horse that could win the Satsuki-Sho and Kikuka-Sho, so surely we can do it again. Because the horse himself is here." Just having him at Nishiyama Farm was a source of support for everyone.
And today, seeing Seiun Sky's body, I felt as if I'd found the answer to a question that had been lingering in my mind for a long time. That question was... "Did I choose the wrong time to retire Seiun Sky?" It was something I'd been thinking about for ages. In the Autumn Tenno Sho in 1999, he was the favorite, but he didn't enter the gate, delaying his start by seven minutes, causing him to run sluggishly and coming in fifth. He then developed tendonitis and took a year and a half off before returning in the Spring Tenno Sho in 2001, but was defeated miserably. That summer, he had his retirement ceremony. However, I remember receiving a lot of criticism from the public, with people saying, "He should have been made a stud when he came in fifth in the Autumn Tenno Sho in 1999 and then developed tendonitis."
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:25:49 AM
No.535414281
>>535414462
>>535414209
However, today, as I watched Seiun Sky, who had just died after a violent outburst in his stable, I thought to myself, "Maybe we should have let him run more instead of retiring him there." I think Seiun Sky would have preferred to have raced more and more on the racetrack rather than spending his remaining years relaxing on a ranch. I can't know the true feelings of a horse that can't speak, but, "I'd rather be running, going wild than relaxing here, Mr. Owner." I met him many times in the pasture, and thinking back on it now, I feel like that's what he was saying. "I'd rather be an athlete myself than propagate my descendants." It really makes you think. One thing is clear: because of Seiun Sky, we have owner Nishiyama Shigeyuki. I send off this great gray horse with tears in my eyes, bringing his father, Nishiyama Masayuki, to the podium at the Satsuki Sho, as if it were his final reward, as he poured his heart and soul into running the ranch, even at the expense of his own personal fortune. Thank you.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:26:31 AM
No.535414327
>>535414629
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:26:49 AM
No.535414340
>>535414179
Being hired by the Satono family sounds nice...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:27:16 AM
No.535414365
>>535414435
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:27:26 AM
No.535414371
>>535414123
After Kitasan
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:27:41 AM
No.535414390
>>535414629
>>535404075
Eishin spark secured
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:27:51 AM
No.535414405
seiun sky brained himself
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:28:21 AM
No.535414435
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:28:45 AM
No.535414462
>>535414281
We all want to do what we're born to do
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:28:51 AM
No.535414468
>>535414625
>>535413882
What confuses me is there not a way to try and police away Guro/NTR in the contract? It would make more sense to do it that way and be okay with 18+ or certain flavors of it. But I guess it would then lead to issues we have right now.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:29:18 AM
No.535414487
>>535408037
/uma/ told me not to roll on horses
NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN seiun sky!!!
I'M SO SAD BECAUSE HE WAS A HORSE AND HE LIKE, RAN REALLY FAST OR SOMETHING! AND HE WAS TURNED INTO AN ANIME GIRL IN MY CHINESE PHONE GAME AND NOW I REALIZE THAT ANIMALS HAVE FEELINGS AND PRECIOUS LIVES JUST LIKE WE HUMANS DO!
Anyway, I have to go, my ubereats just got here. Tonight we're having fried chicken and hamburbers!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:30:02 AM
No.535414520
>>535414569
>had one of the best runs in any uma in quite a while
>
every
single
time
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:30:26 AM
No.535414545
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:30:46 AM
No.535414559
>>535404075
"Just barely enough for Wedding Air Groove" tier
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:31:00 AM
No.535414569
>>535414520
RNG doesn't care how good your run is. My 3* sparks come from absolutely dogshit runs.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:31:31 AM
No.535414607
>>535414727
>>535414870
Isn't it fucking retarded to complain about porn that other people make to a company not related? Like what the fuck do you even complain?
>bro, you turned my horse in to a cute girl and some artist made this gross porn of her I don't like and you need to take responsibility. maybe hire the yakuza to kill the artist
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:31:36 AM
No.535414610
>>535414502
Someone post that one video of a horse eating a chick in front of it's mother hen
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:31:52 AM
No.535414625
>>535414702
>>535414468
I think some owners do dislike porn in general, and trying to make rules for specific horses is too troublesome, so they just ban everything.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:31:58 AM
No.535414629
>>535415072
>>535415134
>>535414327
>>535414390
If it doesn't trouble you, can you guys post your SSR/SR card list and when you started playing? I'm not trying to pick fights, I just want to sate my curiosity.
Me, myself, on zero carats atm because I blew them on stupid things. Started around Kitasan banner.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:32:40 AM
No.535414673
>>535414779
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:32:56 AM
No.535414685
>>535408037
I'm lacking materials but maybe I have for 2 or 3.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:33:07 AM
No.535414698
>>535425283
>>535413189
how many of you are gonna keep falling for the 1k wit meme lul
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:33:08 AM
No.535414702
>>535414625
That sucks. I guess they just allow more Lewd outfits and things. But nothing explicit which makes sense.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:33:43 AM
No.535414727
>>535415103
>>535414607
It's somewhat of a unique situation because Cygames wants to work with and maintain good relationships with the horse owners. That secures a future for putting more hors in the game. So they bend over backwards for the owners.
It's all very Japanese tbdesu.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:34:15 AM
No.535414765
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:34:24 AM
No.535414779
>>535414673
this really harikitte my ikous
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:34:39 AM
No.535414794
When is Cygames going to have Merchandise available for Overseas?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:35:06 AM
No.535414827
suzu wife
>>535413320
imagine trying to pass off a mediocre ai filter..kys
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:35:15 AM
No.535414835
>>535414209
Thank you for posting anon, I didn't know he had a blog.
Very bittersweet but caring message, sounds like the death made his inner regrets about the retirement decision resurface a bit but he's ultimately accepting and thankful.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:35:21 AM
No.535414843
>>535418023
>>535404075
LOL
We told you to not roll for super shit
how do you even recover from this before s maruzensky
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:35:50 AM
No.535414870
>>535414607
Most of these owners are normies that barely interacted with the vile parts of the internet, so such things naturally shook them, as they are not used to it. We, as regulars in anonymous boards and who likely spend a good chunk of their free time on the internets are very desensitized to such things, so we are somewhat blessed, if you can call it that.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:36:12 AM
No.535414884
>>535408037
I think it would be nice to see a power rankings chart or priority list of which horses are worth grinding to 5
All i can think of is Golshi for her stamina skill
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:36:31 AM
No.535414903
>>535404075
it's pretty alright
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:36:59 AM
No.535414936
>>535415061
What's a good guide for the CM coming up?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:37:32 AM
No.535414968
>>535414830
that was my inspiration i just drew over it!!!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:37:53 AM
No.535414986
>>535416174
>>535419331
>>535414502
Unironically this.
It's one to thing to just say RIP when a horse dies, but the amount of faggots that were crying and bawling about Grass Wonder dying was so fucking embarrassing. Saw one youtube video for Champions Meet information and the SEAnigger has to take time to talk about how sad he feels about Grass and how he's wearing a shirt to commemorate her.
Actually embarrassing.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:38:12 AM
No.535415004
>>535413320
>>535414830
aijeets n jews gonna jeet n jew
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:38:12 AM
No.535415006
>>535414830
Conceptualize the post-race aroma
Captcha: hay2n
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:38:14 AM
No.535415007
female trainers
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:38:15 AM
No.535415009
Mambo
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:38:52 AM
No.535415051
how the fuck do i get rid of this shit?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:39:01 AM
No.535415061
>>535414936
1200 speed
1000 stam
1000 power
S medium
Maru Ult
Taiki Ult
2 Gold Recoveries if Pace
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:39:12 AM
No.535415072
>>535414629
I blew about 150 on it, playing from day one
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:39:15 AM
No.535415078
>>535413320
This ass is juicier than the original so I forgive you, AIsloppa-kun
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:39:48 AM
No.535415103
>>535414727
Yeah, Uma is simply too important to Cyge to risk over porn.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:39:49 AM
No.535415105
umamusume is a paizuri game
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:40:15 AM
No.535415134
>>535414629
I've not rolled for cards except free rolls, tickets and one ten roll on SC banner (got nothing but 9R and 1SR). Started maybe around month ago? Don't remember exactly. I rolled for Curren Chan.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:41:07 AM
No.535415187
>>535416060
>>535414502
Very original contribution.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:41:27 AM
No.535415204
>>535415937
So what do I do know, I just train random horses for good sparks at finitum? That's all? What are some specific horses to focus on?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:41:47 AM
No.535415221
My Wife Almond Eye and her uma wife kitasan black
Oh and Diachan is there to watch
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:41:52 AM
No.535415229
I'm ngmi
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:42:50 AM
No.535415290
>Managed to roll Curren
Ugh...I wanna roll for Falcon to fix my dirt in team race.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:43:01 AM
No.535415303
>>535415342
Who's better as my second Ace for this CM? Oguri Fat or Rudolf?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:43:44 AM
No.535415342
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:43:56 AM
No.535415350
>>535415441
>>535418101
umamusume is naizuri game
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:44:01 AM
No.535415357
>>535415467
Sex with El Condor Pasa!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:44:09 AM
No.535415364
>>535415459
Is this CM team fine or am I gonna get destroyed?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:44:33 AM
No.535415384
>>535415512
>>535414830
Shit like this is why I actually enjoy nuking Pixiv accounts that donโt bother tagging their AI work properly.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:44:39 AM
No.535415391
>mood down
>migraine
>mood down
>mood down
>night owl
>migraine
>mood down
Damn, it's like I'm dealing with a real woman
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:44:50 AM
No.535415403
I did it.
I killed Mambo.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:45:01 AM
No.535415414
Yup, it's one of those days
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:45:26 AM
No.535415441
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:45:29 AM
No.535415443
>>535415563
>>535415671
>oguri metaslave
>gold shit meta slave
>debuff meta slave
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:45:49 AM
No.535415459
>>535415727
>>535415364
Your Oguri has no where near enough stam.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:45:56 AM
No.535415467
>>535415357
My cute spic wife
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:46:35 AM
No.535415512
>>535415384
yeah i only have beef when ppl try to pass off ai as their own
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:46:58 AM
No.535415529
>>535415641
>>535416972
We shouldn't sweat this much for CM
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:47:19 AM
No.535415559
you know, you could've won this had you not decided to migraine twice in a row and inflict mood down to awful thrice in a row
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:47:21 AM
No.535415563
>>535415443
>urara lore slave
because that's how your races are going to go
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:48:38 AM
No.535415628
>>535415695
Oh no, I couldn't win a pvp by copy pasting some guy I got from youtube what will I ever do with my life.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:48:48 AM
No.535415641
>>535416097
>>535416475
>>535415529
I dont. I just throw in my 3 currently best umas and hope for the best.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:48:54 AM
No.535415652
logged into grub first time in a year to see HxH event - not sure when they added this but in case anyone still is risking external programs on a cygames game, YOU WILL get burned
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:49:13 AM
No.535415671
>>535416114
>>535416496
>>535415443
Look man, to roll for horses I like I NEED carats/tickets, and the only way to get them is by paying (lol) or winning shit.
It's not that hard to understand, use your brain for once.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:49:44 AM
No.535415695
>>535415628
You must've suffered some serious birth defects if you can't win even after watching a guide
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:50:03 AM
No.535415727
>>535415841
>>535415459
Yeah, but it's my only S Medium Oguri. The run was kinda fucked because the Maestro hint didn't trigger and I can't use guests anymore
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:51:52 AM
No.535415841
>>535415995
>>535415727
Too many shit ssr
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:53:27 AM
No.535415937
>>535415204
What does tachyon milk taste like
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:53:40 AM
No.535415951
When are we getting first person view?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:54:16 AM
No.535415986
I don't care about CM I'm just going to use random horses and collect my rewards for losing.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:54:32 AM
No.535415995
>>535416072
>>535415841
I used 3 SSRs including Super Creek. That run was the only run where the Maestro event didn't trigger
what's the best card to borrow here for debuff nature deck?
was thinking ikuno dictus for more wits training
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:55:28 AM
No.535416060
>>535415187
Amazing that we have someone sperging out over the very source material the whole series is based on. /alg/ used to have someone like this from what I've heard. Never thought I'd see one for myself.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:55:49 AM
No.535416072
>>535416228
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:55:59 AM
No.535416081
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:56:17 AM
No.535416097
>>535415641
Based. So many people here are going all in and are going to lose hope when they get wrecked by whales.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:56:28 AM
No.535416114
>>535415671
>too poor and spends hundreds of hours for 10 dollars worth of carats
lol
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:57:19 AM
No.535416169
My daughter, Oguri CUTE
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:57:26 AM
No.535416174
>>535414986
Grass was very old and in retirement for ages, it would be different if he had gotten struck down in his prime by a tragic accident like Suzuka/Rice/Liberty Island or something. Or even just pulling a Machan or Brian.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:57:50 AM
No.535416194
>>535416291
>>535417184
>>535415996
you borrow a Tachyon SR if you don't have your own for Tether, and guarantee Subdued Front Runners and Late Surger Savvy
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:58:28 AM
No.535416228
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:59:43 AM
No.535416291
>>535416194
>Guarantee late surger savvy
I haven't had that event proc for me in my past 4 runs, it's really rare
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:59:49 AM
No.535416303
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:01:19 AM
No.535416391
>>535417184
>>535415996
>Seiun Sky
Why? Change it to Hishi Amazon for more End closer debuffs or Tachyon for late surger savvy
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:01:31 AM
No.535416402
>>535417184
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:01:56 AM
No.535416431
>>535416667
>>535417016
>Goldship is immune to blo-ACK
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:02:21 AM
No.535416459
>Kono Suupiiiido!
Bakushin singing instinctive speed is the best
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:02:41 AM
No.535416471
:(
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:02:46 AM
No.535416475
>>535415641
I'm trying to develop an evil nature just to have her but my time is better spent hunting sparks than trying to luckshit top umas that will just get btfo'd by whales anyway.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:03:19 AM
No.535416496
>>535417160
>>535415671
This has to be bait. But anyway.
Winning CM only gives you 3k carats. We'll have maybe 18 CMs a year (with 1.5x schedule). So if you win everything (big if) you'll get only 54k carats. Which you could've easily saved (it's not even 2 sparks on cards) by not metaslaving and rolling on meta cards and horses AND without needing to do anything.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:03:29 AM
No.535416508
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:04:44 AM
No.535416567
>>535416625
>Preferred Position hint
>stats
>Groundwork hint
Thanks, Rudolf...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:04:47 AM
No.535416569
Too bad she's glue.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:05:00 AM
No.535416587
>summer
>have a 1 rainbow speed
>take a wit turn to hedge that I'll get a better speed turn later
>everyone avoids speed for the next three turns
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:05:33 AM
No.535416625
>>535417124
>>535416567
>do a evil nurture run
>Tosho immediately drops 2 hints on slipstream
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:05:48 AM
No.535416638
>>535417087
the man who saves and rolls for who he likes
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:06:04 AM
No.535416649
Whats the next okay support banner (thats not the kitasan rerun) anyway?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:06:30 AM
No.535416667
>>535416750
>>535416431
My Gold Ship would still find racing room in this situation.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:07:39 AM
No.535416735
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:07:59 AM
No.535416748
>>535416856
I've fallen out of retention range
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:08:01 AM
No.535416750
>>535416667
Nah this one got royally and truly fucked. They didn't stop their wedge formation until the end
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:08:15 AM
No.535416768
>>535413235
>>535414196
brother you really need to be using Ryan / Taiki / Maru uniques if you can. It takes her 11 seconds to reach top speed in the late. taiki and maru can cut that to 6 seconds, giving you 5 more seconds of running at top speed. It's a difference of 3 lengths.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:09:20 AM
No.535416838
get fucked you little shit
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:09:36 AM
No.535416856
>>535416958
>>535416748
Upgrade your support cards you faggot.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:09:49 AM
No.535416871
I finally got Top Gun and got URA high score on my first run with her..
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:11:04 AM
No.535416941
Is the spark anything banner coming on half anni?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:11:23 AM
No.535416958
>>535417012
>>535416856
Upgrade your dick faggot
>>535415529
I didn't get the appeal until much later. ChanMe is based. However, Open League should not have been the way it is. Anyone who has spent a cent on their account should not be allowed to enter Open League instead, would make it more enjoyable to majority of the playerbase.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:12:18 AM
No.535417012
>>535416958
My dick doesn't need any upgrade as it's getting sucked by your umas when they leave you for falling out of class 6.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:12:24 AM
No.535417016
>>535416431
Imagine the stench
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:13:26 AM
No.535417087
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:13:45 AM
No.535417112
>>535417154
I've fallen out of retention range
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:13:49 AM
No.535417117
>>535416972
The point of non-paying players is to provide someone for paying audience to stomp.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:14:01 AM
No.535417124
>>535416625
>bring debuffers for neicha
>groundwork twice in a row from rudolf
>groundwork twice in a row from air groove
>bring groundworkers for bourbon
>3 reds from rudy + pace chaser savvy
>swap him for groove
>maximum hint levels for hesitent and flustered end closers
I'm starting to think I should run an actually nice nature and a surprise debuffer bourbon.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:14:15 AM
No.535417137
>>535417262
>>535419771
>chanme
are you fucking retarded???
its not chanpions meeting now is it?????????
retard??????????????
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:14:29 AM
No.535417154
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:14:31 AM
No.535417160
>>535417326
>>535417583
>>535416496
>you'll get only 54k carat
>almost 2 sparks worth
>only
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:14:59 AM
No.535417184
>>535416402
>>535416391
>>535416194
thanks
I think I'll replace seiun sky with 0lb tachy then, and borrow tosho for better speed, trick and lone wolf, how's that?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:15:59 AM
No.535417232
>>535417272
>>535417290
I've fallen out of retention range
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:16:31 AM
No.535417262
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:16:43 AM
No.535417272
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:17:03 AM
No.535417290
>>535417232
never been more over
>>535417160
Not him, but that's seriously shit for winning 18 fucking PVP where you have to much this much effort and grind. You're better off focusing on clubs if you're that dedicated.
PVP should just be about fun and trying to win with your favorites. Being a metafag for rewards when you're already not a whale and said whales are going to crush you anyways is lame.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:18:26 AM
No.535417367
>>535417465
>>535417326
okay now show your cm team
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:19:16 AM
No.535417410
>>535417474
>>535417326
yea winning CMs is 54k but like what's the reward for coming 2nd or 3rd or something
Then you also gotta take in account that you literally can't always win, because there's only 1 winner in a showdown, so can you really cope with putting in so much effort for subpart results as well?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:19:47 AM
No.535417442
>>535416972
Pay piggies would have to suck so hard if they enter open league. There's a limit to B rank horses there so I doubt the piggies can enter it since all they do is press auto on everything. You would have to intentionally sabotage yourself to get B as a whale.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:20:02 AM
No.535417452
It's not enough. The stats are fine but as you may notice from the out of place yellow skills, I did not get enough red hints and had plenty of SP to spare.
I must go back in.
>>535417326
>should just be about fun
The only ones having fun in any PvP situation be it a game, a sport, or whatever are the winners.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:20:16 AM
No.535417465
>>535417367
I already did, stop asking. It's the Narita, Rice, and King Halo.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:20:34 AM
No.535417474
>>535417410
54k for like 500 hours worth of grinding is less than 2 dollars an hour
>when you fuck up and realize you should've ran stamina sparks
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:21:15 AM
No.535417524
>>535417326
min-maxing horses for pvp, at least you have something to work towards
grinding fan count for my dancho is like a second job, I'd rather kill myself
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:21:24 AM
No.535417529
>>535417879
>>535417454
>i must beat chess GMs in chess or i am not having fun
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:22:01 AM
No.535417569
>>535417689
>>535417734
>>535417326
Clubs are even more retarded. I'm not going to let some mouth breathering retard tell me "Uhhh dude you need to do the Maru farm for 4 mil each day so we can get one more 10 roll". I'd rather focus on earning rewards for myself than let some fat fuck's spreadsheet autism dictate my enjoyment of the game.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:22:20 AM
No.535417583
>>535417160
Have you not read the rest of the post?
It's not much because you first need to make an investment (unless you have one in a few billions luck) and then invest time. And only then you MAYBE get those 54k. There are some people who just like that grindy stuff and do it for the love of it, nothing against it, but doing it for rewards is stupid.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:22:48 AM
No.535417606
>>535418019
>>535417485
It's guts that I always forget until the game starts telling me I'm the 8th favourite because I'm behind by 200 guts and way ahead on everything else
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:22:59 AM
No.535417620
>500 hours of grinding
Are you guys not just using your daily stamina? Are you spending on stam refreshes? why?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:23:09 AM
No.535417628
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:23:12 AM
No.535417630
>>535417724
>>535418420
>>535417326
>PVP should just be about fun
Buddy, let's be honest, this stopped being a thing decades ago. The ship sailed long after 2010s and It got progressively worse with each year.
PVP was always about the wallet/talent/time, and the proliferation of the information through the easy-to-access guides/streamer culture made it even worse. It's now ultracompetitive, just like in a real life. Casual lobbies are a myth these days.
ummm? the daily free rolls doko? oh no no no the gibs? bros??? cygenerous? hmmm? pmmm?? the game is le dying? oh no no no take over now doomers its so over so over so over
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:23:31 AM
No.535417650
>>535417728
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:24:14 AM
No.535417689
>>535417769
>>535417852
>>535417569
You have a dumb way of looking at it. YOU are the one getting rewards if the club makes top rankings.
If you just play this game enough to not let your TP get to 100 and start overflowing, and not spend every waking moment running Sprint umas, you're at minimum reaching top 100-300 if you join a semi-sweaty club.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:24:40 AM
No.535417715
>>535417641
it's fucking owari
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:24:53 AM
No.535417724
>>535417630
To be fair, the Marvelous Sunday races that we have around here are basically casual lobbies, to the extent that you can make a race casual anyway.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:24:57 AM
No.535417728
>>535417650
how you got my photo!!!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:25:01 AM
No.535417734
>>535417569
>retard fell for the 1mil maruzensky meme
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:25:14 AM
No.535417743
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:25:38 AM
No.535417761
i only run 3 sprint umas everyday
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:25:46 AM
No.535417769
>>535417861
>>535418039
>>535417689
>not let your TP get to 100
>semi-sweaty
You said it the best yourself
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:26:23 AM
No.535417808
>one 3* blue spark for my entire account
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:27:06 AM
No.535417845
IS THAT... A FULL TP BAR
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING INSANE
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:27:09 AM
No.535417848
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:27:13 AM
No.535417852
>>535417907
>>535417689
but what if
bear with me
what
if
I just let the other club members farm while I jack off to horse lolis all day and still get the club rewards?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:27:19 AM
No.535417858
>>535417985
>>535418024
Am I about to make a mistake?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:27:26 AM
No.535417861
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:27:46 AM
No.535417879
>>535417986
>>535417529
>i am having fun beating mentally disabled children in chesd
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:27:52 AM
No.535417886
I regret not rolling for Narita Taishin hopefully she spooks me on Seiun Sky banner
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:28:18 AM
No.535417907
>>535417949
>>535417852
then you can't complain when danchou kicks you
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:28:57 AM
No.535417935
guided career when ?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:29:14 AM
No.535417949
>>535417907
i'll suck his dick, it will be fine trust me
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:29:53 AM
No.535417985
>>535417858
Looks alright for long, good luck hitting the speed cap for Med though
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:29:56 AM
No.535417986
>>535417879
My most proud moment in my pathetic life is making my smart friend mad, because he couldn't read my moves in chess. I was just moving pieces.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:30:38 AM
No.535418019
>>535417606
Yeah, the game gives you 400 invisible speed stam power, but it doesn't give you any guts or wisdom. It's really easy to have a horse that's too stupid or too inefficient.
I changed my stats philosophy recently. I used to always take stam>power>speed>wits>guts, but I've started prioritizing the guts and wits rewards. I can press stamina once with just super Creek friendship for 34 stam. It takes the whole party on guts TWICE to get 34 guts. Nobody likes it, but you DO need guts and wits, but the opportunity cost of pressing guts or wits is too high, so getting it from events seems the best course of action.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:30:44 AM
No.535418023
>>535414843
you just.. dont roll for summer mazurensky?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:30:45 AM
No.535418024
>>535417858
>fell for the futile motion meme
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:30:50 AM
No.535418029
This spark farming shit sucks
What's your favorite name for a horse? For me it's Pay the Butler with Sounds of Earth being a close second.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:31:07 AM
No.535418039
>>535418139
>>535418250
>>535417769
>he has trouble keeping his TP below 100
Why are you even here? Go be a normalfag.
>>535417454
if that were true, mobas, fps mp, fortnite, valorant etc would not exist
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:32:17 AM
No.535418101
>>535419854
>>535415350
hmmmm this looks traced from here
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:32:19 AM
No.535418105
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:32:49 AM
No.535418129
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:33:04 AM
No.535418139
>>535418039
I actually play half a dozen gachas so I can jerk off to all of their fan content equally
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:33:34 AM
No.535418160
>>535418335
>>535418097
those games dont rely on RNG and P2W
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:33:41 AM
No.535418165
>>535417485
Thatโs enough for sprinting
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:33:50 AM
No.535418169
>>535418335
>>535418097
what a horrible example for games being fun when you lose
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:34:03 AM
No.535418179
>>535418335
>>535418097
>that list
>games that are known for their most batshit toxic competitive communities
Do people understand than grinding horses is literally THE gameplay? You literally installed the game for this lil bro.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:35:23 AM
No.535418246
>>535418034
I like anything with "fine," "perfect," or references to flowers in the name. It's lost me many a bet at the track.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:35:23 AM
No.535418247
>>535418183
excuse me sir I installed this game exclusively for romancing horse girls
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:35:28 AM
No.535418250
>>535418573
>>535418039
>keeping TP under 100
It takes ~2 hours to do your daily chores. There's no sane human who's going to do that every single day. The only ones are NEETS (read: loser) and people playing only Umamusume as their main game
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:35:34 AM
No.535418254
>>535418183
>You literally installed the game for this lil bro.
I thought it was about making cute anime horse pussies happy...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:35:47 AM
No.535418268
>>535418034
Durandal, sword of Roland, irl only it's Declaration of War.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:36:06 AM
No.535418282
What are some decent cards for Pace Chasers? I missed out the Spe welfare SSR card
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:36:17 AM
No.535418294
>>535418183
I don't know if they know it's a roguelite
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:36:55 AM
No.535418323
>>535418443
>>535418097
>mobas
That's true though, the only time mobas are fun are when you're winning or making the enemy suffer so much in the process of winning that even when they're winning they're losing. t. ex-ASSFAGGOTS player
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:37:08 AM
No.535418335
>>535418503
>>535418160
and the comment i responded to stipulated no such thing ?
>>535418169
are you retarded ? How the fuck do you think those ames have playerbases? Most of the players are fuckin trash
>>535418179
>games that are known for their massive casual audience
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:37:14 AM
No.535418339
>>535418471
>>535418636
do I still need 1k stam for CM if I have 3 gold stam skills
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:37:41 AM
No.535418364
>>535418183
I appreciate you anons bringing in engagement numbers and money but you couldn't pay me to metaslave over this game lol
One run a day and I'm done, sometimes even just a log in, not what I'm here for.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:38:04 AM
No.535418393
>>535418473
I am surprised cygames dared to reference that original PV in cingray promotional art. Og/u/ri cap can't catch a break.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:38:15 AM
No.535418404
>>535418721
why do you want to be "competitive" or the best at some useless video game most of the time you just get rekt by matchmaking as top 0.1%. Its much more fun to be a pleb and play with girls in matchmaking
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:38:25 AM
No.535418420
>>535417630
Arena and match pvp sucks. It's all about solo and small group hunting pvp, invading enemy lands and ganking their grinders to lure out the higher levels then killing them too and getting pinged in faction chat and the whole server coming to chase you down and kill you back to bind.
The only fun pvp is when you're being a nuisance for as many people as possible at once.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:38:39 AM
No.535418443
>>535418323
if you have a modicum of skill and pride, yes, but you are not viewing it from the 60%+ fuckin potatoes that play these games
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:38:46 AM
No.535418446
>>535418550
When will they add the next scenario? URA Finale is too easy.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:39:15 AM
No.535418471
>>535418746
>>535418339
Pace chaser? You can get away with 800 probably
But be prepared to be fucked when you recoveries don't activate or they activate at the wrong time if you're using bofa
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:39:17 AM
No.535418473
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:39:48 AM
No.535418496
>>535418183
Caring about meta in a gacha game is a lost cause, i'm here for cute girls and funny horse facts
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:39:52 AM
No.535418503
>>535418779
>>535419243
>>535418335
>are you retarded ? How the fuck do you think those ames have playerbases? Most of the players are fuckin trash
yea I think I'm qualified to make that assessment
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:39:53 AM
No.535418505
HOLY SHIT VODKA STOP GETTING MOOD DOWNS YOU WHORE
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:40:00 AM
No.535418512
>>535418183
yea? but like I can like a game for not 100% of what it offers. I enjoy the random gameplay, but only until it stops being novel enough to be fun. I enjoy reading the horse stories. I enjoy looking at cute horses. I can perfectly enjoy the game without sweating grinds bwo
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:40:09 AM
No.535418526
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:40:11 AM
No.535418528
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:40:14 AM
No.535418531
>>535418586
>>535418470
no ura is glue unfortunately
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:40:33 AM
No.535418550
>>535418446
October
That will be easy too if you've done good pulls and farmed good legacies already
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:40:47 AM
No.535418567
>>535418470
those skills suck tho
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:40:52 AM
No.535418573
>>535418250
> There's no sane human who's going to do that every single day.
Holy skill issue. You gain 6 TP every 1 hour. You have to be some braindead retard who can't schedule anything to be able to make it reach 100 once you deplete it. I work 32 hours a week, 8 hours for 4 days and can easily manage this shit.
>The only ones are NEETS (read: loser)
Reddit is that away.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:41:09 AM
No.535418586
>>535418531
me when i pull on an another crab in a bucket
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:41:32 AM
No.535418612
>>535418470
no URA is shit, but red shift and 3* mile is semi-decent at least
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:41:51 AM
No.535418623
>>535418692
thanks golshi
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:42:00 AM
No.535418634
>>535418696
>>535418732
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:42:04 AM
No.535418636
>>535418746
>>535418862
>>535418339
800 stam with high (450+) guts is fine as long as one gold recovery activates unless you're running a pace chaser. The introduced variance is what makes it really risky though.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:42:48 AM
No.535418674
>>535418743
I think NTR SUCKS
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:43:02 AM
No.535418692
>>535418623
Happy mechanical pencil day, anon
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:43:04 AM
No.535418696
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:43:32 AM
No.535418721
>>535418804
>>535418404
>why bother being competitive in tennis if you'll never beat Alcaraz or Sinner?
competition breeds ingenuity and it's fun
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:43:36 AM
No.535418730
>>535418827
>>535418470
If nobody else will congratulate you, I will. What an exciting outcome. 3star stamina + 3star mile + discounts on curvature and bofa. great job anon. You'll get a lot of MILEage out of her.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:43:45 AM
No.535418732
>>535418634
WE LOVE NTR HERE
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:44:00 AM
No.535418743
>>535418674
Yeah. My cock. While you keep watching.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:44:02 AM
No.535418746
>>535418882
>>535418471
>>535418636
>pace chaser
welp
also what's the bare minimum for power If I want to build 1k stam uma, is 700 enough?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:44:38 AM
No.535418779
>>535418902
>>535419002
>>535418503
youre looking at it from a skewed perspective. Now think about all the potatoes youve played with that somehow continue to play. I only have 300h in dota 2 because I am a straight up potato magnet. Can only lose so many games going 30+ and 5< before it breaks you
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:45:04 AM
No.535418804
>>535418843
>>535418721
>competitive gambling
Now I've seen it all
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:45:32 AM
No.535418827
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:45:54 AM
No.535418843
>>535418804
bwo, your World Series of Poker?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:46:02 AM
No.535418848
>>535403603 (OP)
S rank clan CunnyInc. has 1 spot available
put /pcrg/ in your profile and apply to get in
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:46:17 AM
No.535418862
>>535418636
General rule of thumb (allegedly) is 1200 stam guts combined
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:46:26 AM
No.535418869
Bros... This CC is kicking my ass...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:46:42 AM
No.535418882
>>535418746
This is where King Halo and Kita come in handy. Since they each give +1 power per training you end up getting a very good injection of power just by constantly training speed.
As long as you answer every event choice with the ones that give +stam and +power, just getting to 1200 speed with those two in your deck will leave you at around 800 power which is enough especially if you can grab firm conditions from king halo or Creek.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:46:54 AM
No.535418891
>>535419075
>do daily daughter run
>get this
I feel like it's pretty decent but I suck at judging sparks, any opinions?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:46:58 AM
No.535418896
>>535418967
I'm sure to win because umamusume is stamina game
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:47:02 AM
No.535418902
>>535418779
the secret ingredient is self-loathing
why do you think I wasted thousands of hours with a game I don't enjoy at least half the time
to punish myself ofc
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:47:05 AM
No.535418906
>>535419041
>>535419779
LEAVE NTR TO ME.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:47:27 AM
No.535418923
yeah i also larp having 18* parents
yeah im a kind of a spark expert
yeah did you try rolling more ura sparks?
How are you fags getting S Medium? I keep running 10* medium and I'm not getting shit
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:48:05 AM
No.535418958
What the fuck do I unlock by playing the game? How do I progress in any way shape or form?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:48:21 AM
No.535418967
>>535419074
>>535418896
>that power
It's Teiover...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:48:39 AM
No.535418987
>>535418949
spin the wheel harder
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:48:58 AM
No.535418997
>>535419031
/uma/ is a BLACKed NTR general.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:49:01 AM
No.535419002
>>535418779
It's a burden of knowledge. If you are aware enough that you suck and how much better the others, what it takes to get to their level etc, it WILL crush you, but if you are dumbfuck (sorry) or just young and inexperienced, it just harmlessly washes over them like water off the duck's back.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:49:08 AM
No.535419009
>>535419198
>Taiki Shuttle fails a 8% failure chance training
>loses Practice Perfect
Just fucking shoot me with the revolver and get it over with Taiki.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:49:30 AM
No.535419031
>>535419108
>>535418997
no i hate kitasan black
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:49:41 AM
No.535419041
>>535419191
>>535418906
kek
Is this the Gold incident?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:49:54 AM
No.535419052
>>535418949
An anon did the calcs, and with 18* medium on a inspiration setup with an affinity of 100, you have a 47% chance of getting S medium per inspiration.
You're at nearly half that, and if you're trying to include Taiki and Maru (who everyone hates for some reason) you're almost certainly not at 100 affinity. So your odds are more like 15% per inspiration or potentially even lower depending on how much worse than 100 your affinity is
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:50:31 AM
No.535419074
>>535418967
AAAIIIIEEEEE GET ME OUT OF HERE
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:50:32 AM
No.535419075
>>535418891
>dirt and URA
Good
>speed
lol
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:50:52 AM
No.535419093
>>535419165
>>535419204
how hard will people crash out when CM is actually done and over?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:50:53 AM
No.535419094
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:51:09 AM
No.535419108
>>535419031
You don't get to have a say
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:51:31 AM
No.535419137
>>535418949
You just have to pray harder. Also affinity, use the gametora calculator. for example If you're trying to hit Red Shift on Golshi then you're going to tank your affinity.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:51:53 AM
No.535419158
>>535418034
If I could name a horse I'd name it Meet and Fuck Kingdom. I think it'd be funny hearing the announcer yelling
>MEET AND FUCK?
>MEET AND FUCK?
As he closes towards the finish line.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:51:53 AM
No.535419159
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:52:01 AM
No.535419165
>>535419093
I'm already grinding umas for the third CM desu
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:52:23 AM
No.535419189
>>535419227
>>535419318
Why does Maruzensky have shit affinity with everyone?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:52:30 AM
No.535419191
>>535419009
Please just shoot me Taiki. Blow my brains out. And lower my coffin to my resting place so you can let me down one more time.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:52:43 AM
No.535419204
>>535419093
We will just post about the next one? Hope you're ready for white spark posting and >lol not enough stamina for 3200 posts, with a healthy dose of >he's not waiting for Seiun Sky, even when corner acceleration skills are less useful on the next track
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:52:59 AM
No.535419227
>>535419189
Zoomer horses can't relate to boomers.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:53:09 AM
No.535419236
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:53:20 AM
No.535419243
>>535419359
>>535419773
>>535418503
>play dota
>get matched with peruvians and BRs
>24/7 insults on chat
>some retard trying to give orders for the team with the most broken english known to man (he gives up and starts talking portuguese yrn minutes after)
>lose
>that 0/10/2 antimage who spent all the game doing nothing calls me a nigger before disconnecting
Man, I miss Dota.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:53:51 AM
No.535419268
>>535419198
lmao dumb american
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:54:46 AM
No.535419318
>>535419189
she's good with Robohorse and Taiki atleast
>I don't have them
get fucked
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:54:54 AM
No.535419324
>>535419198
>losing to mobs
It's over
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:55:02 AM
No.535419331
>>535419598
>>535414502
>>535414986
>you were sad when your Mom died but you weren't sad when Zhangs Mom in China died. You are being a hypocrite
This is how stupid you retards sound.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:55:16 AM
No.535419350
>>535419402
Getting 1200 stam is hard as fuck when you don't have MLB stam cards. I run LB3 King Halo, Sweep and Kitasan + LB2 Cafe, LB2 Mcqueen, MLB Borrow Creek and I hit 1200 speed 800 stam regularly on Golshi without 20% speed growth. Do I run 2 speed 4 stam instead?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:55:22 AM
No.535419359
>>535419243
>that 0/10/2 antimage who spent all the game doing nothing calls me a nigger before disconnecting
that was me, sorry about that
I got ganked in the jungle too much and it's your fault
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:56:12 AM
No.535419402
>>535419350
ur sparks bro
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:56:17 AM
No.535419404
I was watching some youtube videos, and reading the comments, really surprised at how people are already in the >dont burnout or >just have fun phase. Not surprised in the sense i dont think thats how they should feel, but because i thought was in the minority feeling that way
CM really feels pointless and a pain in the ass if you are f2p. You need so many specific things and all come down to rng or you need to borrow a parent for a skill you dont have but you can only borrow 3 a day so basically you have 3 runs a day to achieve a perfect run. I heard other servers had 5 when they started, not a lot but certainly would help
This whole CM thing made me reevaluate the game for sure. It started as a fun game and suddenly took a turn to complete deranged madness, a extremely frustrating experience in every sense of the way.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:57:11 AM
No.535419454
annnnnnnnnnnnd bricked run
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:57:31 AM
No.535419478
>>535418949
Remember when we told you that you need to focus on winning extra G1s when spark farming, and you insisted that getting a stat to 1100 was more important? Good times.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:58:30 AM
No.535419529
>>535422372
>>535419445
It's gonna be funny when people start running into casual shitters or get fucked by rng and over prepared for nothing
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:58:31 AM
No.535419530
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:58:33 AM
No.535419531
>>535419445
You only have yourself to blame for that, I'm afraid.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:59:18 AM
No.535419581
>>535419856
>3 tissues in 4 runs
Sometimes I really want to uninstall this game.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:59:34 AM
No.535419598
>>535419775
>>535419331
Literally nothing you said matches what anyone else said retard.
Cry more about horses because some game made them a chinese cartoon you colossal faggot.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:01:09 PM
No.535419676
>>535419859
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:01:10 PM
No.535419678
I somehow managed to get LB3 Rob Roy while rolling for Creek, is she better or worse than MLB Top Gun?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:01:43 PM
No.535419705
>fail career because my miler wants to run in arima kinen
so tired of it
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:02:29 PM
No.535419743
>>535419860
IM CWASHING OUT BWOS
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:02:40 PM
No.535419756
>>535419445
>"pain in the ass if you are f2p"
>proceeds to list things readily available to f2ps
>also the same shit is available to whales
Just borrow a Yaeno card and do it yourself if you want a skill parent that much. You think whales don't have to grind and submit to RNG just because they paid?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:02:56 PM
No.535419771
>>535417137
It's ใใฃใณใ akshually
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:02:58 PM
No.535419773
>>535419243
>Man, I miss Dota.
Same, that talent tree bullshit was too much for me.
Deadlock is really fun but it doesn't scratch that same itch for me.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:03:04 PM
No.535419775
>>535419835
>>535419598
>you know your Mom and feel sad about her dying the same way you "know" Grass and feel sad about her dying, the same way a normal person will feel sad if his friends Mom dies even though he never met her.
>you don't feel sad when a random KFC chicken dies because you don't know the chicken.
Hopefully I simplified it enough for you to understand.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:03:08 PM
No.535419779
>>535418906
why did he do it
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:03:56 PM
No.535419828
have the horses ever started fighting during races
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:04:03 PM
No.535419835
>>535419893
>>535419775
lmao didn't read
seethe nigga
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:04:09 PM
No.535419840
>>535419979
>>535414196
Can a deck like this work with super creek?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:04:25 PM
No.535419854
>>535418101
nice catch dacchi, wew suzuribs. Extremely eroi
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:04:27 PM
No.535419856
>>535419581
Get out while you can
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:04:28 PM
No.535419859
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:04:29 PM
No.535419860
>>535419936
>>535419743
i need more images like this
If Maruzensky and Taiki have shit affinities with everyone, which Uma has the best affinity with every hors?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:05:08 PM
No.535419893
>>535419835
kek never saw somebody seethe this much about getting BTFO in an online argument
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:05:54 PM
No.535419936
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:06:16 PM
No.535419954
>>535420018
I've gotten the hang of getting the stats and skill points needed now I just need a run with some great hint rng.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:06:34 PM
No.535419969
will future scenarios use horses that already went trough the Academy scenario so you can build on top of them or does every scenario start with blank horses?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:06:44 PM
No.535419979
>>535420264
>>535419840
>Can I run Super Creek SSR with Super Creek the character?
No. That Oguri is also buffed by good growth rates in speed and power, Creek has comparatively shit ones in comparison
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:06:54 PM
No.535419995
>>535419956
Yes a very Nice pic
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:06:59 PM
No.535420001
sex
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:07:19 PM
No.535420018
>>535419954
Freaky ass arachnid hands
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:07:20 PM
No.535420020
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:07:38 PM
No.535420035
>>535419889
that is not how this works
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:07:47 PM
No.535420046
>>535420106
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:07:49 PM
No.535420049
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:08:00 PM
No.535420064
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:08:07 PM
No.535420072
>>535419956
wait you can't post that
Uhhhhhhh...
Guys? Why is Dia here?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:08:45 PM
No.535420102
>>535420198
>>535419889
bro just keep gametora open in a tab
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:08:50 PM
No.535420106
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:08:53 PM
No.535420110
>>535420081
Sign the marriage contract anon
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:09:07 PM
No.535420120
>>535419956
You can post this
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:09:18 PM
No.535420134
>>535420081
She came to reclaim what is rightfully hers.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:09:20 PM
No.535420137
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:09:58 PM
No.535420168
>>535419889
Their big daddy who has triple circle affinity with Japanese mares
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:10:12 PM
No.535420178
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:10:14 PM
No.535420185
>>535420281
>>535419956
>no bush
Into the fucking trash it goes
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:10:36 PM
No.535420198
>>535420102
Gold Ship wants to get raped by Opera?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:10:39 PM
No.535420204
>>535420378
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:10:43 PM
No.535420208
>>535419956
and the ass pubes?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:10:47 PM
No.535420215
>>535420081
I can't moon, what is she saying?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:11:12 PM
No.535420231
>>535419956
Don't post my wife's pussy and asshole online!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:11:44 PM
No.535420263
>>535419889
Right now it's split into two groups.
A more general and large subset of horses who all like the same parents, and then autists who like specific parents the best.
You'll get the most bang for your buck with Opera, Mcqueen and either goldship or special week. Giving you insane overall numbers (anything over 100 is good)
Autists include horses like Taishin, who like Winning Ticket and Hayahide more (she still likes Goldship to be fair).
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:11:48 PM
No.535420264
>>535419979
Ah damn I wanted a good super mommy build
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:11:56 PM
No.535420273
>>535419956
Aieeee My eyes.... Kiryu-san save me
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:12:12 PM
No.535420281
>>535420185
George is retired.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:12:19 PM
No.535420285
>>535419889
rudolf
but the real secret is to win match for affinity boost.
Every 1st place in common across each of these lines is +1 affinity. 1 ring is 50 affinity. 2 rings is 150 affinity.
So if maru and taiki suck ass, you can funnel them into a horse that doesn't suck as much ass, and have that horse run all the same races they did, and boost their affinity to the final child by as much.
In the future this is changed so it's only G1s that count but they're worth 3 instead of 1. I suspect people were getting too much easy affinity by running a fuckton of babymode G3s and producing guaranteed double rings.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:12:45 PM
No.535420317
>>535420473
>>535420637
Just completed chapter 3, it was so good that it captivated me more than the first two chapters. The recounting of past derby winners is peak kino for the build up. TICKEZOOOOO LOOOOOOVEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:13:37 PM
No.535420364
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:13:56 PM
No.535420378
>>535420204
Unserious honse
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:15:15 PM
No.535420461
I admit that i was super into it during the honeymoon phase and i really love the characters, but now that i'm just beginning to try and improve my umas, i realise that i feel way more frustration than fun on it.
Borrowing good legacies and KTB lvl50, watching guides to know what to focus on, doing the best you can, and getting your career completely fucked over by rng is so unfair. And the worst of it : you can also only borrow legacies 3 times a day because if you weren't lucky enough on your own sparks you can just suck it i guess. Not to mention that some careers are just so damn difficult to complete that i completely gave up on a couple umas even though i really want them to be part of my team with decent stats.
Is that all there is to this game ? Grinding career mode like a madman in hope you get those op sparks while praying rnjesus to not get struck by a succession of nightowls and migraine blues ? Does it get better somehow ?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:15:31 PM
No.535420473
>>535420317
uuuuuOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
DDEEEEEEEERRRRRRRBBBYYYYYYY
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:16:29 PM
No.535420523
>we're into the retard spamming reddit copypasta phase of the general
We get it you didn't manage to build a good uma for CM now fuck off nigger.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:16:33 PM
No.535420534
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
MR CHALK SNAPPED!!!!!!
Why did they allow this hobo to compete in the Prix de LโArc de Triomphe? I thought they didnโt admit junkies in such a prestigious race
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:17:25 PM
No.535420590
>>535422225
>>535422259
I love her...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:17:41 PM
No.535420609
>>535420767
>>535420549
Nakayama Festa? More like Nakayama Sexo
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:18:05 PM
No.535420631
>>535420729
>>535420549
Because she runs for other people's dreams.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:18:09 PM
No.535420637
>>535420317 (me)
Not to mention the derby race have you racing all the past derby winners, I should have brought my own tickezo to that race for immersion.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:19:42 PM
No.535420725
I love dogs
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:19:46 PM
No.535420729
>>535421531
>>535420631
this sounds deeper than it has any right to be.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:20:00 PM
No.535420746
>>535420959
>just be lucky and get 3*s with lots of relevant whites with enough rainbows so your white spark run won't flop
>Just be lucky and get aptitude and all the whites to proc during the ace run
>Just be lucky and get rainbows on runs where the aptitude spark does proc
>Just be lucky and dont go up against wailords with mlb niche supports and borrows from their inner whale circle
>Just be lucky and don't get boxed or get into a bad position where your skills don't proc
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:20:09 PM
No.535420752
Very important question, do the pubes match the hair?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:20:20 PM
No.535420767
>>535420609
Hey man, so just letting you know she may be a junkie drug addict but sheโs not a cheap white
Sheโs my wife
So I only me can sexo her
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:21:40 PM
No.535420831
mfw when training Teio and hear "Arere?" from 8% fail
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:22:30 PM
No.535420890
can i get a uhhh....
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:22:54 PM
No.535420910
And before i knew it, i was already at 31k carats
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:23:08 PM
No.535420920
my youtube feed is full of random horse videos...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:23:49 PM
No.535420959
>>535420746
gambling game
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:24:10 PM
No.535420978
>>535421165
Umadols are canonically WHORES
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:24:37 PM
No.535421009
my girl, you've won 6 previous G1s, what do you mean debuff
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:25:05 PM
No.535421038
>>535421292
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:25:36 PM
No.535421075
And if you close your eyes
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:26:22 PM
No.535421121
>>535421329
What the fuck is tachyon yapping about
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:27:04 PM
No.535421165
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:27:47 PM
No.535421208
NICE NATURE IS EATING ALL OF MY FUCKING CLOCKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:29:10 PM
No.535421292
>>535421038
He knows he's hot.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:29:46 PM
No.535421329
>>535421839
>>535421121
I don't know, but considering Umas have existed since the dawn of Humanity, it doesn't really make sense what she's saying, even more if we take into account human females have a low chance to give birth to an uma, even if both parents are humans
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:29:48 PM
No.535421330
>>535421463
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:31:43 PM
No.535421445
Remember the difference, it may save your life.
Dia-chan : good girl, thinks about the future of her family, wants to marry a good trainer
Curren chan, "smart" Falcon : will do anything for attention, post summer camp photos/videos on umastagram and horse pussy on umlyFans, regularly organize "fuck a fan" fests
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:32:01 PM
No.535421459
>>535421495
>>535421534
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:32:05 PM
No.535421463
>>535421534
>>535421249
>>535421330
When can I bre- roll for this hons?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:32:20 PM
No.535421479
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:32:39 PM
No.535421495
>>535421459
Good for you.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:32:54 PM
No.535421518
Curren chan loves you
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:32:55 PM
No.535421519
>>535421585
>>535421249
>semi-symmetrical hair ornaments
Is she based on a mare or a boy honse?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:33:11 PM
No.535421531
>>535422648
>>535422660
>>535420729
I had to look up the details of this again but Nakayama's owner was a woman who died of cancer in Nakayama's third year, after that the ownership passed to her father and the bad tempered Nakayama suddenly became easier to handle and train.
The daughter had a dream of visiting Paris and racing in the Arc, her father took it upon himself and formed Team Violet, named after her favourite flower and he took on the Arc with Nakayama.
Nakayama to this day is still the closest a Japanese horse has come to actually winning, losing by a head in the Arc.
So beyond being the 'gambling horse', she's also a horse that races for other people's dreams.
It's very sweet.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:33:14 PM
No.535421534
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:34:14 PM
No.535421585
>>535421909
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:36:28 PM
No.535421716
Damn doing room matches was a real reality check
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:36:42 PM
No.535421725
>>535421763
>>535421771
>>535421635
How do you fuck up this bad with Rudolf
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:37:26 PM
No.535421763
>>535421725
>>>>>front runner
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:37:37 PM
No.535421771
>>535421875
>>535421725
Please be patient, she's old and busted and has alzheimers.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:37:50 PM
No.535421791
>>535421827
i won zero room matches
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:38:22 PM
No.535421827
>>535421791
good job urara
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:38:40 PM
No.535421839
>>535421329
yeah uma is just a mashup of genetic concepts like:
>small % of neanderthal DNA in modern humans
>recessive genes like hair or eye color
>extra or missing chromosomes like down syndrome or turner syndrome, but instead of that fucked up downy face, they get pointy top-head ears and a tail
>autism but instead of loving cartoons and trains, loving carrots and running
Not clearly defined but a sleeper within the human population that just appears sometimes and has a higher chance to appear if the mother is also an uma.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:39:01 PM
No.535421859
>>535419198
Stand proud, Taiki. Losing to Propellizer could have happened to anyone
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:39:11 PM
No.535421871
>failed maiden race 3 times in a row
>failed a 1% training
What a shit run
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:39:26 PM
No.535421875
>>535421771
silly anon, we're talking about Rudolf, not that hag Maruzensky
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:40:00 PM
No.535421909
>>535421585
While I suppose you can always look up the name, I wish they would stick to the left side/right side ornament convention a bit more clearly in some of these designs.
Itโs neat that Fine Motion is the only one with truly symmetrical ornaments though.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:40:11 PM
No.535421918
>>535421974
>>535421635
how much wits?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:40:15 PM
No.535421923
>>535419198
get propellized idiot
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:40:26 PM
No.535421931
>>535421635
Fell for the front meme award
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:41:02 PM
No.535421974
>>535422032
which is the better honse
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:41:54 PM
No.535422032
>>535422257
>>535421974
How can you even breath with iq that low?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:42:40 PM
No.535422095
Nyo...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:42:52 PM
No.535422107
>>535420549
France is actually infested by hobos
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:44:16 PM
No.535422182
>>535422006
Left unironically
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:44:54 PM
No.535422223
>>535422006
probably left but both are vulnerable to nice nature
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:44:55 PM
No.535422225
>>535422259
>>535422307
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:45:48 PM
No.535422257
>>535422032
how much do you usually have around hopefulls?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:45:49 PM
No.535422259
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:46:27 PM
No.535422302
>night-owl pre-debut
yeah scrap the entire fucking run
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:46:34 PM
No.535422307
>>535422225
One of the few cases where I like the anime version better. They really overdid it with the crying and yelling gimmick over the cool senapi.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:47:43 PM
No.535422372
>>535422837
>>535419529
The real tech is entering the 18 person "CM rooms" instead of the 9 person ones. That's where all the casuals congregate and you get to see what the actual playerbase looks like. I don't think I've ever lost one, and my team would be laughed out of the thread
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:47:48 PM
No.535422380
>>535420549
It's fine. their repeat l'arc champ lives like this
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:48:15 PM
No.535422404
>>535422006
just do the math bro. left.
it's not 1155 speed it's 1215 + a 5% boost to your added velocity
it's not 763 stam it's 823
power doesn't matter when shooting and redshift will catapult you to top speed either way
straightaway accell will activate at a shitty time when it does nothing 100% of the time.
triumphant pulse is twice as strong as homestretch haste
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:49:46 PM
No.535422487
soon.......
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:49:58 PM
No.535422495
>>535422549
>>535423052
Wait, so getting Ryan to 3* is actually good?
Is Suzuka, Gold Ship and Nice Nature an okay lineup for the cup? I don't have Maruzensky, Oguri Cap, Bourbon. I have Taiki Shuttle would she be better than Suzuka?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:50:43 PM
No.535422549
>>535423052
>>535422495
if you want to pass on her unique yeah.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:51:36 PM
No.535422609
>>535422783
>>535422527
if you have goldship and nature it's a free win, just use the third slot on your favorite
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:51:39 PM
No.535422612
but i already have a 3 speed oguri...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:51:45 PM
No.535422617
shes not reddit
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:52:08 PM
No.535422639
>>535422527
Doesn't Taiki have shit medium aptitude
>>535421531
Is it just me or when I see a horse related youtube content its almost always with a woman and the horse. I don't want to jump into conclusions but I'm pretty sure a 55kg woman with no confidence is not the best option to be paired with a 500kg+ animal who can kill you. I mean they can ride it, sure but them being the trainer is... questionable. They always give a vibe with their horse-human relationship as if they were a pomeraian or another small breed dog.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:52:30 PM
No.535422660
>>535423569
>>535421531
Where did the gambling horse origin come from though
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:52:39 PM
No.535422672
>>535422845
do we like NTR?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:52:39 PM
No.535422674
Why is Goldship mischaracterized three different times in the anime?
Yeah shes kinda big but she's also a loud autist, not a strong silent one
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:52:57 PM
No.535422702
>>535423704
>>535422648
Stop watching so much porn
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:53:19 PM
No.535422726
>>535422884
what the fuck is her problem?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:53:37 PM
No.535422753
>>535423704
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:53:49 PM
No.535422765
>>535422648
calm it with the sexist bigotry
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:54:02 PM
No.535422780
>>535422648
>relaxing time of heroes
>face of someone who wants to bite your head off
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:54:03 PM
No.535422783
>>535422609
Okay thanks I'll keep building Gold Ship and Nice Nature. Maybe I'll run Tachyon for more debuffs
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:54:26 PM
No.535422809
>>535423006
Question regarding the Agnes spark increase event, can I buff up the same Uma multiple times?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:54:48 PM
No.535422837
>>535422372
I suspect a lot of people will realize that they've wasted their time for a tiny increase in their finals chances. It doesn't look like it should be hard to progress to the finals. Most of the top half should progress to round 2, and most of the top half of that should progress. And then the finals just depends on who you pull out of the hat.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:55:01 PM
No.535422845
>>535422672
kill yourself
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:55:32 PM
No.535422884
>>535422726
Stay Gold clan genes hit you in the head during puberty. Very few can resist that.
>>535422648
Male jockeys are around that weight as well. They somehow manage to not get killed most of the time
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:56:25 PM
No.535422942
>>535423020
>>535422527
Suzuka can work as long as you make her pace and give her redshift and shooting
>>535422648
No amount of muscle will stop 2,000 tons of forceful hoof shattering your internal organs if the horse is having a bad day. I'd argue anyone works if they already have a good relationship with the animal
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:57:02 PM
No.535422975
>>535422919
because they're radiating chad energy
>>535422809
Yeah, however the only decent thing in your pic is the 3* URA and it will stop being relevant in 2 (?) months with the next scenario though.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:57:34 PM
No.535423014
>>535423080
CM room doko
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:57:35 PM
No.535423016
>>535423704
>>535422648
>misogynistic post
>posts tamamo cross
lore accurate
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:57:39 PM
No.535423020
>>535422942
Don't do this.
Putting Suzuka anywhere other than front is evil
>>535422495
>>535422549
Wait, is Ryan's unique supposed to be good? I mean, when it fires it's pretty strong, but it almost never fires for me, even with late surger. It seems more like an end closer skill. Are people sticking it on gold ship or something?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:58:12 PM
No.535423053
more like king GAYLO hahahaha
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:58:20 PM
No.535423061
>>535422648
stop nooooooooooticing
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:58:34 PM
No.535423080
>>535423473
>>535423014
51831801
CM Trials koko
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:58:41 PM
No.535423089
>>535423262
>>535422919
Horses breeding optimizes for maximum power on a small, delicate frame. Makes sense they'd aim to hire jockeys that are also tiny to weigh down the horse as little as possible.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:59:02 PM
No.535423116
>>535423006
>URA Spark
>Becoming irrelevant
Lol
LOL that shit is good till Grand Live
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:59:57 PM
No.535423164
>>535423052
erm youtubers told me it's good ok
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:00:06 PM
No.535423179
>>535423006
I thought Aoharu was pretty bad for CM horses so people kept running URA anyway?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:00:13 PM
No.535423186
>>535423006
>He doesn't know
We won't get a better scenario spark in ages
URA is still ideal for parent breeding
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:00:52 PM
No.535423234
>>535422648
Pretty much everyone involved with racing and caring for the horses in Japan is like 160 cms and 60 kilos, woman or not. Some jockeys are active into their 60s and 70s as well, nevermind the rest of the staff. Unless you got a complete asshole of a horse it's usually fine.
Female jockeys are rare in the US and unicorn tier in Japan but they're much more common on the euro scene, if the horse really wants to go off on you then being a dude won't save you anyways.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:01:15 PM
No.535423257
>>535423052
I think you need to be 6th or something for her conditions to trigger. More often than not it doesn't pop but when it does it's better than curvature or any acceleration skills
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:01:19 PM
No.535423262
>>535423374
>>535423089
no one asked why jockeys are small we all know why jockeys are small
how can you fail your reading comprehension check that badly
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:01:34 PM
No.535423274
>>535423052
if you're on the final corner and you cross the 66% position mark, it'll trigger.
In CM where there's only 9 horses and often times there's suicide debuffers that will sandbag as soon as they hit the final corner, pump iron can be activated pretty consistently.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:02:04 PM
No.535423319
>>535418034
kidslookintouchable
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:02:08 PM
No.535423323
>>535416972
I disagree tho, I believe it's all come down to luck as it depends on your uma's sparks
Went to parents house for lunch today and my mum asked me what I was playing atm so I showed her. She said she thought it was sexist to depict horses as women. I told her you train them and she asked if you train them by whipping them. Kind of based desu
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:02:32 PM
No.535423346
>>535422952
And they do it so fast you won't even get to react to it. Inadvertently walk behind a horse like you always do and the next second everything goes dark.
There's videos of stallions being kicked in the head by mares and being braindead before even hitting the ground.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:03:05 PM
No.535423374
>>535423262
take the stick out your ass before posting.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:03:13 PM
No.535423385
>>535422648
jockeys are literally known for being tiny?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:03:47 PM
No.535423423
>>535423479
Finally, an uma for (you).
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:04:48 PM
No.535423473
>>535424348
>>535423080
Room for 1 more player (3 horses)
51831801
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:04:51 PM
No.535423479
>>535423423
One inch refers to (You)r pecker
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:05:39 PM
No.535423530
>>535422919
Well yeah, they work out so they're strong enough to handle these pounds of muscle and they're trained to fall down correctly in case something happens.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:06:07 PM
No.535423565
>>535423880
>>535423006
Which westtuber told you this misinfo lil bro? Seriru would never say this
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:06:08 PM
No.535423569
>>535422660
Very inconsistent horse with a chaotic temper, from one race to the next he would win or at least come top 3 then he would have a blow out loss coming 13th on the next because it was raining or something, people picked up on it and Nakayama winning became him 'hitting the jackpot' apparently.
So in game she's a gambling addict who loves to make a game out of anything, but the part with the owner is referenced in game as well.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:06:50 PM
No.535423617
>>535423680
>>535423770
Unlike a woman, I have the confidence required to not be killed by a horse
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:06:51 PM
No.535423618
>>535423326
>my mum asked me what I was playing atm so I showed her.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:06:57 PM
No.535423628
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:06:59 PM
No.535423630
Whats the max amount of people in a room? Not every room has to simulate CM..
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:07:34 PM
No.535423673
>>535422648
If you'd ever taken lessons you'd have noticed that they tend to be women. Probably because lighter = better. And at least in america, women are on average better at caring for the horses.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:07:44 PM
No.535423680
>>535423617
spoken like a guy who's gonna die by collapsed lung after getting a hoof to the chest.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:08:00 PM
No.535423696
>>535422952
One time at school we went to a ranch for a field trip. They introduced us to this lovely pair of horses, both brown, one really lazy and one really snuggly and friendly. We moved on from them, and as I was looking at the pigs, there was a sudden rush of commotion and we had to leave. They didn't tell us why, but I stole a peek at one of the staff, on the group, not moving an inch while others surrounded him.
I dont know which horse did it, but now I know both were highly capable of just oneshotting whoever they didnt like
>>535422702
>>535422753
I didn't mean it that way...
>>535422952
its not really about weight but rather all of these horse girls are have the rich daddy's princess archetype, and that crying german woman situation is just about to happen. Its not exactly about kgs, you guys missed the point.
Think about it more like a female cop.
>>535423016
I specifically chosen tamamo to elevate the post.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:09:06 PM
No.535423770
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:09:29 PM
No.535423796
>>535423006
That's fine, 2 months of relevancy means I have 180 tries with 6* URA parents to create the ultimate breeding mare. I just want her to not look like ass with that 1* speed
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:09:34 PM
No.535423805
>>535423704
I knew what you meant and I also thought you were a retard, donโt sweat it anon
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:10:48 PM
No.535423880
>>535423931
>>535423565
he's just jelly of the 3* ura spark
it lets the other anon farm 3* ura grandparents much easier
>>535423326
>she thought it was sexist to depict horses as women
so do female horses not exist to her or what
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:11:40 PM
No.535423931
>>535424158
>>535424212
>>535423880
Why does having URA on one parent make it easier to farm on other parent
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:12:23 PM
No.535424001
>>535424069
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:13:01 PM
No.535424038
>>535425281
shit skill hints but I think this is it for me
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:13:03 PM
No.535424039
>>535423973
tits too small
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:13:12 PM
No.535424046
>>535423883
>>535423326
She probably worded something wrong in a casual conversation she didnt consider a debate and now youre here posting it for readit karma so people can insult your mother.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:13:34 PM
No.535424069
>>535424001
Gentildonna tits is big tho
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:13:46 PM
No.535424085
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:14:30 PM
No.535424140
>>535424246
>>535423883
How do you miss a point this hard
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:14:47 PM
No.535424158
>>535423931
Because you can just borrow another uma with 3* URA for the other parent. Then once you do runs with different umas that have both as parents that's at least 12* URA on grandparents that hopefully have good blues/pinks
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:14:54 PM
No.535424163
>>535423704
I get the angle you're coming from but animal handling just isn't the same as law enforcement or the military.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:15:00 PM
No.535424170
>>535424323
>>535423326
>train them by whipping them
instant awful mood
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:15:37 PM
No.535424212
>>535424328
>>535423931
It's easier to get a spark if both your parents have it
He can use that and borrow another 3* ura spark parent to breed a 3*/3* ura grandparent, which he can use to breed a full 9*/9* ura parent
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:15:59 PM
No.535424246
>>535424140
I don't witmax in real life, sorry
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:16:08 PM
No.535424258
>>535423704
Anon thats just bigotry for no reason. Its not like shes lifting the fucking animal
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:16:40 PM
No.535424296
>>535424468
>>535424546
>>535423883
I mean from a boomers perspective it's probably kind of weird that there are no male umas.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:16:58 PM
No.535424323
>>535424170
Not for all of them
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:17:02 PM
No.535424328
>>535424212
>It's easier to get a spark if both your parents have it
proof?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:17:12 PM
No.535424342
>>535423973
Gentildonna is perfect
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:17:13 PM
No.535424346
>>535423973
I want to feel my skull slowly crack and implode between her thighs.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:17:14 PM
No.535424348
>>535424547
>>535423473
Only 1 debuffer from 2nd place, surprisingly 3 front runners in this room
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:17:17 PM
No.535424354
>>535424813
umamusume is a psyop game
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:17:26 PM
No.535424364
>>535424539
>>535425428
Club status?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:18:23 PM
No.535424435
That's why we don't care what boomers or Spe thinks
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:18:46 PM
No.535424468
>>535424296
I'd suggest they know what Umamusume literally translates to, but you're right, especially
>boomer
you're just asking for a headache.
>>535404210
It's fine, I've gone off Mayano since I actually read her story. You all said she was for (me), but she's just a 12 year old who wants to be "grown up" without understanding what she is mimicking. Maybe that does it for you, but it kills it for me. Too real.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:19:53 PM
No.535424539
>>535424364
all I know about clubs is that everyone wants dirt shoes.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:19:59 PM
No.535424546
>>535424783
>>535424296
boomers coined the term "sex sells"
they'll understand if you just tell them how the gacha market operates.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:19:59 PM
No.535424547
>>535424617
>>535424348
I will forever regret not picking Maruzensky as my free selector gib.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:20:30 PM
No.535424573
>>535424496
>Too real.
Are you the guy that asked out the 13yo at the supermarket?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:21:12 PM
No.535424617
>>535424547
>he picked the fat fuck
lol
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:21:13 PM
No.535424621
>building red nature
>hot spring ticket
uh oh. now i'm conflicted. I wonder if I can get through this without sabotaging the build...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:21:31 PM
No.535424647
>>535424496
shes an adult she just likes to larp like a kid
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:21:50 PM
No.535424667
>>535424804
>>535424847
Is Dream Joruney the most canonically close to yandere we have? Or is there someone else?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:21:53 PM
No.535424669
>>535424496
Congrats on not being a pedo
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:22:21 PM
No.535424702
>>535424863
Why is it so fucking impossible to beat even Golshi's with worse stats? Fuck this goddamn horse
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:23:16 PM
No.535424760
>>535424496
>It's fine, I've gone off Mayano since I actually read her story.
Same, but I just think she's boring.
I was expecting better with the (you) pandering considering how much people here were shilling her.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:23:46 PM
No.535424783
>>535424546
I don't think I'm ready to tell my parents I can only get it up for fictional characters.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:23:56 PM
No.535424804
>>535425027
>>535425359
>>535424667
Still in Love seems much more blatant with it than Journey.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:24:05 PM
No.535424813
>>535424354
Umamusume is a 3 hour dailies game
>>535419956
Does her asshole smell nice?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:24:33 PM
No.535424847
>>535424925
>>535424931
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:24:43 PM
No.535424863
>>535425008
>>535424702
We all told you that end has the best middle/final/last spurt spd multipliers, they can dodge the usual gold debuff which is late surger exclusive too
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:25:37 PM
No.535424925
>>535424847
Is this a meme or is she actually for you?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:25:41 PM
No.535424931
>>535424847
Shakur wouldn't even show up for your funeral bro
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:26:49 PM
No.535425008
>>535425475
>>535424863
Im not sure why but my Oguri Cap is jobbing as late surger
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:26:54 PM
No.535425017
This is why Curren is better in every way
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:27:01 PM
No.535425027
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:29:12 PM
No.535425180
>>535425252
>durandal
>a horse(girl)
>acts like a dog
?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:29:39 PM
No.535425216
>>535425291
What's with people asking about which girl is for (you) so often in these threads?
There isn't even fucking, proper romance, kissing or weddings in this game, you don't even bathe together with the girls in the hot springs scene.
It's sterile as fuck
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:29:53 PM
No.535425235
>>535425435
>>535419956
Everytime I see non-AI umaporn and reverse search the artist always got nuked by yakuzas...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:30:03 PM
No.535425245
>>535424496
And here I thought everyone was just taking the piss and not taking Mayano's kiddy talk seriously.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:30:13 PM
No.535425252
>>535425180
Horses are just bigger dogs with better vaginas
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:30:33 PM
No.535425281
>>535424038
what kind of parent did you use?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:30:34 PM
No.535425283
>>535414698
Why? How much wit do you actually need to reliably trigger all her debuff?
'cause it's not like she is intended to ever win the race herself anyway, so any point not strictly needed to finish her career is better spend on increasing debuff application chance, even if by 0.01%.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:30:35 PM
No.535425291
>>535425461
>>535425216
Hello! Have you considered reading Ardan's story?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:31:41 PM
No.535425359
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:32:44 PM
No.535425428
>>535424364
Comfy, trading and rising in rank
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:32:47 PM
No.535425435
>>535425235
its all ai bwo artists use it in secret now because people were screeching too much
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:33:00 PM
No.535425451
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:33:12 PM
No.535425461
>>535425291
The yuri rugpull girl?
Wake me up in 2026 so I can be disappointed again, the romance pandering is incredibly muted and essentially just boils down to
>implying
in the careers.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:33:31 PM
No.535425475
>>535425008
End Closer is impossible to hit with debuffs and Late/Pace eat them all