are any of you spics actually working with horses
did Uma really help the local biz?

What are the american uma concerts like?

BROS what if Japan WINS THE LARC (lmao) in the 3 years it will take to port the Larc career how will the drama work now!?

is the front meme in career that not useful for paces like it is for lates?
I keep losing with tachyon when she easily wins normally

>>724195537
>Everyone still hates her
We do? First I'm hearing of this

>got a new strongerer parent spark
>afraid to replace my old one because it's still popular and people are still using it
wat do bros?

would shirts based on the shirts the jockey's wear be "subtle" merch

I should be able to borrow an ENTIRE deck if i want
i have the monies for it

>>543219526
>>543220895
>race names are the same in uma land
so WHO are the breeders the cup is talking about?

What's the meta bwos landscape or portrait for races

>>723378712
>Oops, all uphills
How does that even work? Is Hanshin Racecourse a fucking Penrose staircase?

what cards do you even use for kitachud (the horse) because you can't use kitachud (the card)

>>542614116
>>542614494
>>542614745
>we use the funds for machine predictions by using AI

Dudes I just ran into someone with a 40% w/r Falcon paired with an 18% w/r Pasa trying some fucking 9001 IQ play with an accompanying Maruzensky with no prior races, with purposely hamstrung stamina and no groundwork but lots of mid-race positioning skills, i assumed to prevent overtake
It didn't work... the gimp maruzensky still managed to push forward ahead of the falcon, because that gimp maru had 1000+ wit so she won the wit checks...

The entire team finished 9th 8th and 7th...

I thought that idea of donating wins to increase the odds of shitters filtering into the finals doesnt actually work

>>723063170
I have no idea what is goin on here. Why does she have some hip bone marking on her chest?

>Win against 82% winrate Falcons
>Lose against Vodkas with 320 total wit and no pump iron in a room full of fronts without groundwork and paces without plancha

This pattern keeps happening. like three times now i lose against more casual setups and they were more dangerous than the groundwork fronts and pump iron lates...

>4-1
>2nd place in my only loss (probably would've won if my Grass was in position for Ryan's unique)
Are you guys sure these are whale hours?
Guess I'll find out later, since I'm going to test queuing at other times of day this time

>ryan
>brian
>MR COCK BALL
why do these "girls: have such manly names?

>9 MIILLION speed skills
>only late race ones are actually good and even then only 5 and worth taking
does the game get better balancing or what

>literally all speed skills don't matter unless it's the final leg
what the HECK is this balancing cygames?

What IS the point of playing for meta with this accelerated scheduling speedrunning it forcing you to play endless catchup at horrific rates

>>720070671
>Rice Shower
That reminds me: about how long will it be until we get the buffs for other healing skills like BoFA that make them less unreliable compared to Swinging Maestro?
I was thinking of rolling on that banner just to get a source of Maestro for milers (who don't want to waste deck space on a Stamina card, but still like having a gold heal)

Wait, will additional white sparks for a specific skill increase the *chance* the spark will actually hit you or is the chance the same whether you have 1* or 9* across parents/grandparents and the star count is just how cheap it gets?

>>538040546
>>538041909
>yeah bwo just run front haru she will drop to the back REALLY QUICKLY and pace down the whole race bwo and also brick taishins
>
ummm... harugrifters???

so HOW much stam do i need for Gemini Cup?

>BLOCKING horses IRL is grounds for DQ
>it's somehow allowed in umaland
nice "realism" cygaymes

I got into class 6 on accident idk how i got the points for that i'm not gonna survive bros...

Am i right to think end chuds are overpowered in CM because the race sizes are small and their aren't enough girls to actually block them like in a REAL race

what's the current IRL meta for horse racing so we can truly see the future of the game

BROS IS IT TRUE THAT THE PARENT ON THE PINK SIDE GIVES STRONGER BONUSES BECAUSE IT'S THE MOTHER HORSE
OR IS THAT JUST MORE SCHIZO SHIT

If a trainer get's married do they still train other girls when their wife retires?
do they get jealous?

>>718451948
>Unlimited Impact is easily the most high energy song in the list
>The only one of my trainees that can even sing it natively, without a dub-over, is little Haru

>>535411359
...
What even is a bandwagon? What does it look like?
The only bands ive ever seen in my life were on a stage or marching on foot

>>718139519
Gamepad control? on buttons you tap?
I know its a japanese game but i didnt think controller support was even a thing for this
unless you're using twinsticks to move a cursor around..

I've been spamming Golshi runs to try and get a better one for CM thinking it was starting tomorrow but I see now that it's actually on the 17th.

Am I retarded?

>there's a /k/ club
>there's a /d/ club

>>533939295
>spending money gives you everything you want
yes?

>>717242139
>>717242638
Hmm
I request more uma-related reaction images

Has anyone actually built Haru as a late surger yet? I wanna say its pretty viable now that I know what I'm doing

>>532533390
Can you block your own teammates with it?

>>532011134
>>532010625
>>532010359
So, should I swap over to the 3LB account or stick it out with my 2LB main account?

>front runner maya
>late start
>in the middle pack throughout the race
>catch up and push to the first on the last stretch
wtf isn't that just pace chaser then???
or maybe my stats exceed my contestants by a lot

>>212920602
aika lyhyen ajan onpi auki ja lauantaina varsinkin uskon että on ruuhkaisaa koko aukioloajan
ellei ole joku syrjäisä pieni missä ei monet käy
pääsen vasta seuraavalla viikolla kirpsuille kun pelottaa että siellä on jotain eikä pysty nappaamaan mukaan kun tuhlannut rahaa

>announcer: OOOOOH HERE COMES THE HILL WHAT ARE THE UMASUSUSMES GONNA DOOOOOOOO??????
what hill everything is as flat as nishino flower to me

Which Musume would you Uma?

whats with games resetting/updating at 4am
yeah im sea

>>531421132
People are just having fun trying things, it's fun to experiment and have intense races you genuinely don't know you'll win!

>>531074630
Is 549 stamina not enough for sprint?

am i retarded
how do i get the free SSR special ed support card

>>530998361
>Trying to summarise this all up in hindsight would be nightmarishly complicated and that’s why no serious uma site has done so
Some of the JP wikis try to and point out who's good right now and tend to get it right most of the time on nearly every JP game I've played but emphasis is the "right now" because the things they're writing are applicable only to the JP server at that present point in time and not the GLB server.

There's some anons that also try to write guides or make general use tierlists based on their experience playing JP too because people having guidance on how not to fuck up and reassurance from experience players that they're on the right track makes them feel better and stick to the game longer than having their questions met with "just b urself bro, you're not a metafag are you?" which frustrates them and causes them to quit.

So yeah, having some guidance is always much better for people than just really going at it blindly. It's why tierlists have always been popular and will always be popular despite the infinite grouching from self-professed intellectuals and pro gamers that consider themselves to be above the masses that need guides or resources.

>>530978343
Answer my question!